#general-chat
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mis-entered
Bruh
Yall never seen that?
There are levels to being weird
Pizza time!
LMAO
Garut let’s roll this back just for this once
There’s kids here
Valid
paying bills, feeding family, having mortgage
Okay keep adultmaxxing
playing datide whilst surviving
Garut dad alert? How was the pregnancy?
Yes, that scares them
Children can’t comprehend
Employment

im never getting a job when i turn 18 im gonna live in the forest
Ngl i want more gundam kits
Based
watch for bears
im bascially gonna be goldilocks and the bears are my friends
Uhhh i wouldn't test that
Dude is becoming the local wild Grinch
hermitmaxxing
Frowntown mayor…geez
I am god's frownest
DPRKpilled Hermitmaxxer

What are you, a German folklore character?
no im swedish
if you destroy their sauna, they will die off eventually
That's more of a Finnish thing
Hi Swedish person
Cut off their Fish supply, that oughta do it
i dont like fish so thats finee
WE LOVE U TOO
A swede that doesn't like fish? Impossible
(im joking about destroying swedes)
Based, stew them
🇺🇦❤️🇸🇪
Why am i hearing Carameldansen
show them leeks
i was doing the dance to that song and putting it on tiktok when i was like 7

Peak music

I have the song modded into my Nucio
Neon light and everything
Feeling cute slaying heretics
Nuncio with carameldansen
Yes, are you interested?
Slide me the mod…perchance…?
Gotche
whats a nucio
Arbites ability
Arbites's ability
Thats nuncio-aquila
its a cutie
It deploy a speaker that say things, you can mod it to blast music instead
With neon lights
i wonder how long it would take for the Great Rift to become visible in the Sol system
Omg ily as much as 2 friends can
and it's very huggable
Finally a reason to use that ability
Nuncio is very strong
It make high Havoc a walk in the park 
Using 2000 tons of cheese?
Oo-a oo-a oo-a
I prefer smacking things in the face with a shield bash

Ill grab it in a minute, still tweaking FNV 

Lol no
Chicken and dat taco bell sauce
Some tomatoes
And mixed cheese
Helth, very nice
Im actually at 1400 with no issues

Double that and then get back to me
I don’t even want to know what your game looks like
Looks like the warp
Suddenly Homer Simpson drives out in his pink car and Peter Griffin from family guy show up and save the day
Wait that’s the wrong reply
I meant to reply to this
sent
Oh, hell yeah.
I remember this
We all know the best character who will come out on top is Cory, from Cory in the house
Anyone very familiar with cloud gaming?


The whole "rent a GPU" stuff?
Sounds like a interesting concept, like PS plus but PC
But now you are fighting lag to cloud and cloud to server, then in reverse.
It's it's going to feel extra awful to play.
A cheap alternative to get a full-fledged rig. I can see people actually using this
Think crazy input lag, then ping lag.
It's probably better for singleplayer turnbased type games.
Or more slower, less reflex dodge type games.
But Karien
Imma just buy that 10,000$ PC that’s shaped like a shark
Wouldn't you like a 800 ping game?
Stop reminding me why Peer2Peer sucks.
YESS YESS OH YES PLEASE KILL MY GAMING EXPERIENCE 😫😫😫
Playing VT2 with 1200ping was AWFUL.
Overcome the boundary of human limit, ascend into godhood with predictions
Shoot 3 minutes prior to meeting the target
Yeah. I tried the shadow one out when it was first becoming a thing. It was really good. If you have a stable internet connection, it's a good way to go for a lot of games. But I was trying to find one that I could buy a gift card for. I gave a friend a copy of Darktide, but he's in Aze and all the Geforce Now giftcards are apparently gone on the official site.
How stable was it?
I opened up Darktide today and pre-played my next auric mission…we’ll see if I win in 4 weeks
Do you have a stroke if you play in EU
Most of the time it’s good but occasionally my internet gets fucked for a couple seconds and I freeze
I sit literally right below my router
It’s in my room at all times
So it's heavily dependent on your internet
I was playing league of legends with it. I didn't notice any issues. I tried a couple other games, and I just remember that I was able to play things better than I could on my pc.
Except my internet is really really good
Until it’s not
My download/upload at the time was maybe like 5mb/s to 1mb up load or something.
Interesting
yo is someone has a free slot ?
Probably also where the server is.
Idk the prices on those things now, but geforce now sounds like it's a pretty good way to go if yo ucan get it. I was wanted to explore options to hopefully get him playing.
And where the game your are playing servers are at. If they next door... XD
tyvm
Np
I'm back
We even tried vermintide 2, but when i host he constantly disconnects and when he hosts i disconnect. which is weird, becuase borderlands 2 and tps are p2p and we have no issues there
and home now
I honestly think is why the free trial exists, to see if the game is playable before spending.
Is it plugged into your PC via ethernet cable?
Are you ready for Confessional?
Plugging it in directly would likely improve the speeds and stability.
Thx for the tip!
Ya
I have a similar setup, my router is on my desk, but I plug it in directly to my PC so I don't have to use the wifi connection which is slower then direct connection.
I’ll try it out
ok

Right then, you must confess your sins to the Confessor and maybe even the Prioress, and they will determine your penance.
Penances could range anywhere from repeating Prayers with the Saints, to Mortification of the Flesh, to Summary Execution.
depending on how tainted or pure your soul as well as your confessions are.
I confess that during my deployment to tertium I shot a barrel next to a teammate, resulting in one of our loyalists plummeting to his fate
Sounds like Tzeentch was behind it.
SINNER! I SENTENCE YOU TO..... Say the prayer for admonition, in hopes to endure the pain of Saint Lucia 9000 times.
or... accept a public flogging?
either or.
my router in my living room and LAN trunking inside the walls to my bedroom
I’ll take the prayer…
Okay, you have to repeat it in full without stopping until you reach 9000
Flogging in public is lewd

prays 9000 times 🙏🙏🙏
forget all this imperial ra ra
but what about doing it in private?
is that not lewd?
You are absolved of your sins
That’s a different conversation
BUT YOU NEGLECTED A SINGLE VERSE ON PRAYER #7855 THEREFORE YOU WILL BE SHOT FOR IMPIETY!
or... made into a Servitor, that way you may still serve the Imperium
servitorize me m- sister 🤤
yeah, Servitorisation is more approptiate
You are the biggest masochist I have ever seen
||is grateful Loosh understands my ridiculous sense of humor||
||We are both very ridiculous ||
👉 👈
Peeks in, sees public offer of sus things... Questions if Slaanesh is better than this. Goes back to playing things.
I wonder in helldivers if I can turn a clanker into my first PC set up?

Imagine a hulk head as a PC
Ooooo
ty holodny
Or just propping an automaton on your desk, hollowing it out, and making that into a pc
Holodny? As in cold?
does it mean cold or hunger?
Holod = cold
Golod = hunger
At least in Russian
And then you add ny if you are saying “it’s cold” or “im hungry”
In Ukrainian it’s more complicated,
Kholod = Cold
Holod = hunger
Anyone here ever seen Little shop of horrors or ya'll too young?
Pipis
holubka kurka ptakh vorona sova sokol soroka
@ripe tangle, @blazing hawk is a heretic, kill them
Dost thy mother know you weareth her drapes?
John is a loyalist though.
Birds 🗣️🔥
he's a hero of the imperium!
John larps clash royale games with me in general chat, he’s cool
Sah @old juniper, ya gotz a meetins with da lord regent in 7 hours
This man can't handle the power of pipis
That is what he wants you to think, its the perfect cover, but i saw him sneezing into a cloth and whisper a chaos blessing before stuffing it in his pocket
I saw a Nurgle tattoo
I heard if you get that gaming router
You can triple your speed
Nvm me my internet had a stroke
Lmao
@blazing hawk is there authenticity to these accusations?
Should I call The Lord Inquisitor to verify this?
Noted. Polish my bolt pistol for me... on second thought. Find a Zealot to do it.
No
John Cadia is literally THE Cadian
I have done nothing but shove frag grenades everywhere
My father ran the prison
exactly, henceforth he is a "Hero of the Imperium"
Cadians died with their home
Hating Loosh and Cadia💔
Aint you thinkin about becomin a repentia? Dats close enough to a zealot, wanna shine da commissar's bolt pistol? @ripe tangle
What are you even trying to say?
Nothing ever happens
Speak High Gothic like a proper loyalist.
Lucia
I'm stuffing a frag in your mouth and ass
The average bloke don’t speak high gothic sister
Why do you beat me lucia
That’s high born stuff
Dawg we speak low gothic
Latin is high gothic
Cadian larper, not even a true blood
Sister Lucia, Maxine is insighting anti-Loosh sentiment in the general chat, she has spread propaganda defaming me
I'm cadiaing it
I see…
I'm over here shooting my lasgun
Which varient?
Very lewd
Nemo ergo alius me intellegere potest cvm lingua Mundi Sacri loquor?
I do not consent to such actions
Uhhhhh Ave Imperator
I was suggested something very lewd earlier….😫
Do share
Ave catulus
IKR? And ppl thought Slaaneshi were sus... my Goddess, what in the worlds are the Imperium folks up to...
Its all loosh’s fault
Public flogging💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
I'z WaS sAYinS DaT yOuZ waS DinKIn of BeCOmIn a rEpEnTiA, yEaH? DaTz cLoSe eNoUGh to a ZeaLOt, aINt iT? WaNNa sHiNe Da CoMMIsar'S bOLt PiSToL?
Just average Gen… degen
You’re so desperate for my attention
Based?

Based
We need to cadia it
Would you prefer the session and penance to be private?
Group cadiaing will start in 5 minutes
Yes
Group Moebianing is more important
Heresy
fair enough <3
No
I wouldn’t mind mine to be private (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Public firing squad
Why do people want me to whip them?
Freakcia
You're not supposed to like it!
I know... Still, I thought they were supposed to be prudes.
You suggested it so let’s just say you want to do it to everyone
I am very prude, yes
Hey bort
The prudest, even
Idk what's going on but it seems aggressive
Twitter dot com
Im in
Abbadon is a bitch ass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife


@green locust, you wanna shine a Commisar's bolt pistol?

You will be BOILED
Abbadon the Wifepisser
You're not using it right
You just aren’t the one 🤷
hello Minjun
change shovel special to dig foxhole on the spot
but not worth my pain
My fingers hurt too boss
Then you're not a cadian
so many m1 spam
you will hurt too
(I just wash my hand)
Moist and hurt 
Something just flashed on my screen
i saw something
when do they return on summer vac
Must’ve been the wind
they should give me fancy skins

Sorry my bad


Body goals
Never escape the allegations
❤️
i believe in you
I’m just a princess
i am hungry
you are holodny!
and feel durty
Go eat some food, Bart
must shower
beer shower
Hello teenage dirtbag
hope so
im always dirty 
sup dog
I do sometimes get a sweet tooth at like 1 in the morning
The official language of the imperium is INTERSLAVIC🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅
this explains the inefficiency and the constant war
shower and then lasgun buff ok
infantry lasgun is very cool
How’s apac
but not good
Are darktide weapons made in apac?
It follows the Austro-Hungarian military command,
You speak Czech, your buddy speaks Ukrainian, the officers speak Hungarian, Romanian, and German, and your medic speaks Croatian
dirty difficult is very bad way game dev
HUNGARIANS??? 
what
MAGYAR🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
MAGYAR I UKRAINA

gonna eat frozen pizza
I CZEKIA????
and wash my hair
As long as there’s fire
which language is german and russian combo
I know a girl who thought the Hungarian Flag was Italian and tried to speak to them in what little Italian she knew, they were VERY confused.
I love this misconception
I remember the UA flag being called IKEA
beer
Someone had the German flag in their room and they were asked “what pride flag is that?”
Muck you
dog
Chien
Stray dog
I’ve never had a problem identifying flags personally, but that’s because vexiollogy, geography, and history have always been my bread and butter
dont care
I literally went to College and studied World History… I dropped out but still
just want smoke weed
I love vexillology and Geography
It’s an addiction
the other day I was talking about how Crimea had the oldest cities in Eastern Europe whilst Central Ukraine had the newest lmao
that was literally like 2 days ago
Can identify each national flag, some provinces, and each country / most provinces by borders
same c:
I remember this I think
Either with you or Licht

it was with me ^^
My dad from Feodosia c:
yeah
give chain weapon damage reduce while special attack
Feodosia and Kerch were built by Ancient Greeks
pretty much all the cities south of the Crimean Mountains are ANCIENT
including Yalta where Stalin, Churchill, and Roosevelt took their famous photo
Give warpick a movetech then better
i want dreadnough

Everything happens in Ukraine💪💪💪
Considered most intelligent Soviet republic
Cleanest, best to live in
wh model is too expensive
also produced the most food
my wallet thin
@ripe tangle only learns about other cultures so she can better subvert it and replace it with the imperial faith
Yeah because a majority of the south is Chernozem
Black Soil, SUPER fertile
If you go on google maps it’s all fields for farming lol
didn’t Khrushchev try to replace all the wheat that was already growing there with corn and all he did was temporarily cause a famine?
If they gave psycker a movetech on sword then it would be perfect
I’ve seen it yeah
rework psyker
Yeah, crazy how he’d do that considering he was Ukrainian
yeah
Nah
damn
I must say
Please remove sprint
Out all classes
whaty
You will have operative tax nodes and like it
Sprint is the worst function in the game
Leavy my damn Veteran alone
Sprint is nice
You want to rework the first reworked class
How to find a vermintide player
ogryn rework made ogryn cooler
Please keep sprint (canceling your request out)
other class can cooler
I need to learn vt2
Moebian might
Hmmm I do wonder
and want to kill wolfer

we need more darktide boss
Am I a Vermintide 2 player, guys?
Nah
No
We need super burgle
Do you play vt2
i dont know
Exactly
If you were you'd know skaven aren't real
Do I
Im asking you
i hope combine vt2 team and darktide team
No
it make darktide update faster
Uwufer

No, you dont, play skaven on total warhammer 3 prolly
Hi bort
why say again
I hate summer
me too
Couldn't be, there is nothing foolish about snicht casting "fall of the Roman empire" on someone
lot of bug
Didnt say right
dont care
I care
Sweaty, sticky, people everywhere
spring is the goated season followed by autumn
and food rot fast
Labubu lives matter
Oh no
I do fancy myself some Autumn
Rare diana L
is labubu living creature?
Don’t
Damn
Hahaha
glad im not brain rotted enough to know what a labubu is
Leafs dying, weather is cold but not really, justify wearing coats
Am i right?
Vt1
Based Bart
Lies
winter is alright when it snows and it never snows here so
Bart isn’t confined to set ideals
Thoughts on VT2
Winter is best for hot choco and sleep-ins
Winter sucks
I have very few hours. Combat seems more thoughtful
Snow sucks
winter can play darktide high option
Let’s play
ITS OVERRATED
Dude doesn't know
Open window and let the outside cool it

i open window in winter
Can’t play rn watching some lectures rn
Hell yeah, free ac
my family say it cold
i just play ark during the winter dont need a heater/fireplace
Also, Licht, I am impressed you remember that I am Brazilian
Ok pronoun police
Thought with the dent on your head would make you forget
Winter would probably be three times as good if I had a man to cuddle me
You’re my favorite Brazilian creature
I have an approximate knowledge of many things
winter smell les
Thats because you don't know any other Brazilians

and no outside smoker
That, too
What is a Brazil
Yeah but wanna add on steam??
A food
Do you smoke bart?
The place which Americans joke about being forced in
Talking about that YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
Still okay though.

What
That place sounds very nono good
brazil film pretty cool
What city do you live in?
Dude called me gay for wanting to become her friend
what
Hi
Dont start fighting with bart
Hello
Hi hello
hello dog
Omg I eat Brazilians too
Do you want my IP address too?
no
I got called a dog by bart
Later
How did I get here?
someone just give bart lasgun buff already
dog sounds nice
That's just how he say "Dawg"
cat is not
I need a plasma buff!!!!
dog
We’re living in a golden age
I can take your spot
But prefer to stay with dog because bad engrisk
Ik it’s just funny
Theres only one plasma gun
Does bart smoke?
Who’s a good puppy
Relax
All the concrete dreams in my mind’s eyes

delete vet and give ogryns all vet weapons
Valid, I was the same prior to learning this cursed language
wow
And it belongs to me, ME
plasma m1 spem

give bolter to ogryn and i'm ogryn main
All the joy I see thru these architects eyes
I thought Cadians used bullets or lasers
Not lame plamas
m2 charge gage need to be more visual
I hope they add Sisters to the game as next class
Using that term... lul.
Mmm plasma
Need them boob armour
Cadian classic
i like the plasmagun facial mist spray
For what chest you got?
Is delay just wasting my time???
For the sister's chest
The male zealot is now a crossdresser
This is so true
Which sister
zealot is monkey
Simp
I’m a simp
Heavy Bolter goes to me
no simp
I'm a female enthusiast, this is true
Reborn, baby
I got a sugar momma
only emperor
Be more like bart everyone
If we get 3 Veterans in a game we should be able to form a Heavy Weapons Team
I am not yellow
I got paid for all my clothes by this girl and she pays for all out meals lol
I don't have skin cancer
Is it because he’s asian?
I don't have a ugly ass haircut
The humble Pox Grenadier: Hoi

Depends

Do you live in their world to know?
Yes

John cadia and Brazilian rat forbidden love
What?
You people ship me with lucia and loosh
Never beating the gay allegation
Match made in heaven
Guys we were all strangers when we met
Because you two are actual weird with each other ngl
They’re gonna glue me back together… in hell
i dont care gay
Correct
just dont they touch me
Zealot chat bled into general again
Homophobic Bart real
Bart will be cancelled on [twitter dot com]
i like pretty woman
Bart doesn’t gaf
He's asian, he's immune to Twitter antics
Helo resident zealot
Avg zealot is trans
And I'm Asian too
How you know
I'm yellow like him
I too, pull my A card from time to time
Are you the big boss?
yellow monkey
From metal gear solid?
Anecdotal
heh
Its funny
No
sounds funny
When noone hears a word
Hi Amelia
Mean
I know more zealots who are trans then not
I haven’t had the chance
LIQUID
Mean?
Can we add
Ye not Asian bud
I jest
Siberia
Ah
Not asian
Siberians are Asian
I am not good with social
Siberians do not exist
Sameish
E ok 😦
I’m also
i want smoke weed
Siberia has about as many people living there as there are people in Canada.
I must keep meeting all the unshowered single men zealots
mongol nice
WE ARE A HORDE
XD
I'm chinese
Always getting the rudest ones lmao
huh
I am the hordiest
I don’t know if I’ve met one
I have clones
IT WAS YOU WHO DESTROYED CIVILIZATION
women are pog af
Usually knife zealots
THE MONGOLS UNITED IT
Just you WAIT
knife zealot is monkey
WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CIVILIZATION HUH?
They are a bane to bear
FOR JOHN CADIA 2 THROUGH 99 JOIN
I CAN BE WAY MORE RACIST THAN YOU
YOU THINK YOURE RACIST? I CAN BE WAY MORE RACIST THAN YKU
God i love that energy
I run Eviscerator zealot
I AM A MONGOL🇲🇳 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 🇲🇳
Americans and Europeans in the racism competition when the #1 CHAMPIONS OF RACISM walk in and it's the south asians
i like mongol
I hate chain weapons… they are so loud
they are nice
I run evis or relic blade
Blood for gold guy, skulls for his chair…
What the hell is Mongol
South Asians when a mongol imperialist walks in
Reasonable
whaaat
Thats the best part
Also if you haven’t, you now met a trans zealot
South Asians try not churn out goon material
Peak mod
Loud noises irritate me sometimes
I get overstimulated sometimes
British
I want the enemies of the emperor to hear his holy mercy approaching
Aussies*
They are censoring my pride
fish and chips
As if the screams of hymns and chanting and praise didn't do so enough
I want to take a massive shit
Uh
Zealot screaming is fine
what london country call
Go poop then lol
I hate chain noises… like a lot
england?
Why tell her
Yes Bart, England
Make sure you bring the latrine shovel
Ark survival evolved reference????
Maulers.
Don't go there
Telegraphing
oh it was right
You dont have to rev them
Thats automatic
The poop comes regardless of when youre ready for it
The almighty defecation keybind
No?
ah
They stab you in the front
British
Standpooping
Ewww
British
Anglais
Not British
ah
Im picturing the corny micro swordfights of re4 Leon x krauser
African night flight
I am going to drop a truth nuke
Hello darktiders
hello dog
Loosh is an amazing loving person
I am annoying, truth nuke
Hello totally real dog
Am i wrong
I will steal a cricket bat
When you’re not around yeah
If Canada sank in the ocean, who would care?
You are not annoying
I’d rather be chrome
The 5 people in Canada
Standard oil
Nice try Ramona Flowers
Witnessed
What
Oh, you you are saying that you take my place huh?
When the die is cast and the sun goes down
How did you end up with that name?
Amelia can u add my steam
We aren’t friends, and why do you care
I picked Amelia because I like it
You should move to Canada
They dont like me as much as they dont like pox bursters
Wait didn’t u say ur real name was Amelia
Place seems quite spacious
DO NOT
My mom picked Aevexia bc thats my irl first
I am trying to guiltytrip you
Rude
Lol
But i stick around anyways
Even if they dont want me here

If dis me, I'm fishing for angry bigots
Normally I'm Saltzpyre's Biggest Fan
sad feeling?
Who is marrow
i don't know about that
gay
Have a cigar
i like drink alone
I see
Smoking the holy incense of elevation rn
I was over at the laugh hotel the other night, looking for window demons
Drink and smoke
I smoke from time to time
Why?
Cigarettes?
You get drunk?
Shhh honey
Damn
The stars must stick together
Thats lame
I want to
You should smoke a green
i like whiskey and beer
Colonize unused land
Beer is yuck
Yes
what
Yes king
Cool
Like 1-2 cigs a day
mix with whiskey
Quitting soon though
it will nice
Amasec is my jam
Quit NOW
I used to smoke prop cigarettes for plays
Well one
Was fun
Had to smoke a whole pack through out the play
Very good
dot smoke cig
Macbeth
drink beer and play music
So true Bart
Its not a real cigarette
Cigs are cringe
Was it for Macbeth
They have like herbs in them, smells amazing
but i already ate pills
Vape
so i cant
I need to buy some prop cigarettes for myself
Fuck you
nah
I hate rats
No
all good

Okay, I am not a rat
Skaven
rat meat good?
I hope you die in the filth you crawl in daily
How much more exp does books give
Stray rat
Taste like pork
Marinate with beer
How does one become a rat?
wow
Become a traitor
Bell
one bite pork meat
It’s delicious
Im too bored to fight
Delectable
What
?
Not compelled
drink beer till puke
Warhammer copied ninja turtles
Cursed bell made my race rats
I have some pretty expired pills, should i throw them away?
suddenly this person thinks they can decide who becomes a sister or not
Probably
What a dumbass
Noted
E
Bye bye opioids
Creatine
Opioids?
Pain meds
Big Pharma doesn't want you to know- yeah nvm you should probably toss those
Bye bye love


