#general-chat
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RAAAAAAAtide
yea, i threw f1s on the banshee

looks dumb
im a little disappointed with the new hsw muscle looking car
thats because it drives about as well as irl
why do we have realism
played back my gunpsyker after arby fever, they're still strong 
GTAO in the year of our lord 2025
ill be real tho, virtue is my favorite car
not a fan of evs but that thing is a tank
think it takes upwards of 20+ railgun shots
has lock on jam too
If you play GTAO without a mod menu you're a wagie
Good morning chat, another day in paradise
I played GTAO for 1k hours
Never spent a single hour of that legitimately making money
join my streasm on voice chat
too scary
Fucking hell
i found a new strategy
Is that porn
you need a menu for money, i afk, we are not the same
Oh no I do afk
My mod menu makes money """legitimately""" by automatically running businesses
Don't do that again unless you want to get booted
does it again
No i literally just afk, I can get 250k every like hour or so of having gta in the background 
250k is peanuts in GTAO
Ive bought everything since enhanced dropped so 

Any tips for improving performance on AMD CPUs? darktide is running like crap since I came back, like 1/2 or 1/3 fps it use to run at... 4.7ghz 5950x, 64gb ram, 3090 Strix OC
porn? where?
Strike party 1, mister Degen here stream porn for a few second every now and then
is it at least interesting
Theres 8 people there
Is it at least hentai
Hentau
mods be sleeping
Yes
Then why did you changed it
mods not sleeping
awoken from cryogenic sleep
No gifs allowed
Mods woke
string him up
Report to Fatsoshark
what is it with this server and attracting gooners
my bad
Just want to share glorious screenshots
Which type of gooners
the type who don't know how the fuck to keep it to themselves
how much hot emperor wax do I have to pour over my body before I'm allowed to post pics.
Blue
oil instead
Oh beloved. Seal thine nipples with your divine decree.
need to breathe in the hot wax
Well, thats what happens when you bring 40k fans into one space

I’m a gooner
You're literally a rat
And?
since when did goon meaning from thug/henchmen to becoming a sex obessessed individual
No human right for rats
Your leader is the lamb whose meat is to be converteth to cutlets by the Lord
Says the person who cries for a cat thing being ran over by a truck
Cat have more value than you lot
#BringBackOldGoon
And cats evolved from rats
E

Take away everyone's rights
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
You aren't the real Loosh
You have the right to be lean
Yes I am
Real Loosh have real in his real name
projecting

I do
Real Loosh wouldn't need to assert that they're real
In the real Loosh real name

Again, false Loosh
Who is the real loosh than?
Find me the other Loosh
I guess the real Loosh is the ones we met along the way
Im not a skinwalker
EAC
Clearly blue
Smh penaces are so annoying, they want me to use OTHER Zealot talents other than shroudfield, smh smh.
Yours are dark blue
first ever malice mission, ran into 3 daemonhosts, ran straight into one before instantly getting downed and killed by it, almost activated the second one and finally dodged the third, before getting blown away from my team onto a ledge and getting killed there. holy cow
Dumbass
melk sucks, that is all
Can't even copy the Real Loosh right
Kill him
i wish
Just, walk around them
I love EAC
those were my first ever time ever encountering them
Mental illness in chat
Hello trans person
Muskrat
Greetings chat
Aloha
Guys... If I survive work tomm... Two things shall happen
I see, here's a tip:
There will always be alternative route around a Daemonhost, look for one if the passage is too narrow to sneak around them.
Don't shoot near them, it will also trigger the DH
Den Dobre!
yaks pravi?
One... I will have an off day for darktiding
Privet
Baa weep granag weep ni ni bong
Yaks Pravi is the formal way
alr, thank you
Second... 4 buldaks
Yak Ti (How are you) is a native/local way of saying it
You need to leave
Ah okay
At least my name is cooler
I once saw a daemonhost camping right next to medicae
Pissed me off
Thanks
Mhm…
Foolish Skaven is pretty iconic
I feel Lucia will approve of the Buldak consumption
I know its a skaven and that its foolish
Why do the boys lie
Cut his balls off
And I have 20 packages after that
corpsestarche mukbang
E
I did
With a serrated shovel
Same shit happened to me, and then a bot triggered it.
What
Dont lie to yourself
medicae servitor is not alone anymore 
This freak sent me things
Creepy things
I must be really bad man, Im on attempt 78 of trying to get Shocking Stuff although I will say its been a ride
Hi guys I’m French too
Why would you talk to it
What
Hush
Don’t lie to youreelf
My honest reaction
I think I know a solution... Either ogryn, skaven, or maxine should give daemonhost a hug
#JustFemboyThings
You would know a lot about being a femboy
Nah, also stop projecting
You started
Femboys don't exist in 40k
Or if they do they're either skitarii or slaneeshi
Local german man yells at autistic rat
LIE ABOUT WHAT
I don't even know what you are implying
Oh you know
Like everyone talks about avoiding it, but im sure giving a daemonhost a hug will solve the problem
Skitarii in a skirt and thighighs
You jest but I actually have a pic of just that
Female Ogryn

Locsl german man thinks
Billions befuddled
wow thats crazy! (slide me the image)
Femboy ogryn
Rashuns uwu
Nah
HA
😭
I still want to get an outfit for ogryn I’m happy with
Nvm
Lost your chance
I got black general cap and you don't
Schizophrenia

I wish you could make your rejects wear undies like in the past
Seele was shot dead today
Tfw: i block someone and they get unblocked without me doing so
Imagine a 3 meters tall Ogryn slapping heretics to death while butt naked
Im just too cool
...slapping them with what
Are you fighting the heretics or making them fall in love with you?

Both
Slaaneshi behavior

Exactly
Burn him
Hand?
Nah we all know
Claw
All is perfect now
i know Cain, he got the secret cow level
Probably a glitch…
(Its me guys I got on the blocklist)
Of course you do
Melta for Vet when
Who's blocklist
“How can i make this about me”
Discord drama again?
That was a bait?
Yes
Tfw: sloppy bait
Damn it sucked
not coming since vet getting deleted
Now kiss
I wasnt trying
Pucker up
Id rather fuck a troll
I am a troll 
She is a minor
Yes i am
Dude Maxine is both being shipped with Loosh and Sister Lucia
Constant state of agony
Havoc 50 when guys?
Im gonna start strangling people
Server for ages 60+
As this point, might as well
Anywhere but darktidecord
I am going to edit that
You know
I have like 8 sets of outfit for vet, roping myself
Double L
Gay
mods rope his rod
Fuck my chud live, shipped with old woman and a ass
Polyamory? In Darktide? More likely than you think!
The entire general chat is a polyamory relationship
I dont want it
I mean duh, gotta make room for the Emperor as well
Ive been forced into this
Diabolical statement
room to bone if you know what i mean eh eh eh
Group bone sesh
I dont think even a skeleton wants that
bone god
This is getting heretical
Boning
Except me, I'm too selfish for polyamory 
They’re shipping me with my enemy, the heretic
Independent king
Bones for the Bone God
Bones for the Bone Throne!
enemy to lover is a classic
Things
Better talk about something else before we dive right to segg with the Emperor again
I chew on bone
No no
There is no lover
I'm trans but not gay
mass transit system
Worship of the omnissiah is paramount
I'm bad to the bone 
Chicago Metro
(Religiously reading mechanicum rn)
ass transit system when it's hauling you freaks 
I get that guitar tune every time i read this
Human centipede
woah
yuh
Dirty boys
I read that as bald to the bone
Dirty Diana

Projection
I am not bald
Bald rat
I am not
B-b-baaaalllldddd
Loosh?
I honestly think eating it as much as you do is pretty bad for you….
They’re shipping me with you and me with loosh
Kill them
But, you said you were Astolfo
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
i got a feeling lucia have a secret corpsestarch mukbang channel
Nah... Spicy fud is proven to improve gut biome
I'll believe it when I see evidence to the contrary
What in the emperors name is going on 
Romance
enemies to lovers
Guh?
Stop writing fanfics
I see
Asserting dominance
Sounds like a manga title
I actually should start, maybe I'd get paid
Ill kill you
With a
With a gun
Have me in the background of each one of them
I don’t think this is heresy but it feels like it should be
like, just chilling ?
My #1 hater can’t be this cute
Chilling and watching
No
Can I be your #1 hater
I do it on my own terms
Nah, it's fine. You can trust me.
Heretic-chan Looking At Me Funny: Enemy to Lover

Nah ur cool
Tfw: general ships me with the person i hate
Such a power move
Peak villain title
Imagine hating me and im just frolicking out in the fields
I think… I miss my krieg zealot
I hate fun
Hmmm... Krieg zealot... Im just imagine a zealot but the eyes are so wide
I drown my life in hate and anger
And no screaming
Infact
Common Loosh hater
Well i sleep
With a bunch of butterflies and unicorns and rainbows
Goodnight warrior
If i get hungry... More breakfast buldak
Next class is Calgar himself 🗣️ 🔥
If I don't play as roboute i'm review bombing
The fire in my belly shall not be quelled
your choice fatshark
fatshark would 360 and give us leandros instead
Tfw:i ragebait loosh into interacting with me and i ignore her
What
What
Loosh hate is real
oooo
Youre dragging it
ngl Loosh seems like a pretty good cook
I wouldn’t eat that
I dont hate anyone unless you are a customer at my store
I taught Loosh everything
tysm <3
In which case you are stupid and need to ask yourself the same questions you ask me
Good god
Twenty thousand people cross Bose brucke
CADIA
Today was stupid
better than @proper valley I'm sure.
EIGHTEEN COWBO- yeah no
I get the reference
I haven’t seen @proper valley ‘s food
Don't.
anyway
Good, you're still pure
Loosh is a heretic
is it cursed?
I can offer fud or... Cursed fud
Look at who is saying that
WTF
Im so pure, loosh is a heretic
Stan is sweet but his cooking is like the antithesis of food 
God I love having haters
Where are we now?
Cause im just living peak life
Loosh goons to haters
I’m a lover. Not a hater.
I love rashuns
I’m a gooner
Stanley, friend. Take some cooking lessons, please. 
Bush wtf 
Stan Im sure you make great food
True bloke

I don't hate because I don't want to be gooned over
Thought you liked that hereric
Like I see this and I genuinely giggle thinking about how someone hates me so much
Bro is not hootie and the blowfish
Everyone would like my food if they tried it
I might be a hater then
It's not 
Kicking her feet n shit at haters like a fucking fangirl
Literally is
PLEASE DON'T TAKE NOTES ITS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
I'm pure
common misunderstanding
Heretical behavior
Mfw: i lie badly
your food gives my mouth an itch only a shotgun can scratch
You dont hate cause you lowkey like my food
It’s Valentine’s Day
That's dark wtf
Notice me senpai headass
Stan why does everyone hate your food
They're jealous
Real shit
Everyone wants to get attention
Labubu skibidi

A taste so unique i spat it up out of self respect
also you goon over me regardless
I know you do
Stan do you want my hot pocket recipe
I know you do
Sure!
Yeah probably ngl
Labubu skibidi fortnite
Dont project
Suck it
Stan... If it makes you feel better I can send you some really cursed fuds
Why are you hmming
Shut up
I feel fine because my food is fine
Duck yourself
Nah

Duck myself
That was patrolled

Like... Itll make anyones cooking look good
Come get your boyfriend
Muck you
If you can see me I can see you

Degenerate talk, first things first.
After reviewing what Taco Stan had made, I now wish to gouge my other eye out.
Second, cut it out.
Im still holier than thou
Merry Christmas
Im not that into gender reassignment surgery
Are you jolly for Christmas?
I will slaughter your kind
Said who? A petty troll?
speaking of, when was the last time you joined me in Confessional?

Last time
Idk man
whilst there we can share pain together <3
Holly maybe
Can I join the confessional
Naahh
I know for sure our skaven has more decency than the rest of us. Sometimes.
I have more
Shes going for the youngest in the guard!
Exactly


still on my eldar lore journey gotta try and understand why the eldar are so compelled to stuff demons into swords so often
ive read at least 7 different instances of this
Because they are Christans thats why
Don't you see?

Its all the theory thingy
Sent!
it cant be a good solution cause humans and others keep stealing these damn swords and doing stuff with it
Everyone does it, it's the latest fad
Good ol eldar
Sure.
yay
wheres mine
You call me twink
Then you have Iyanden and that other craft world, the one that was fighting in the Warp nonstop
I mean give it
Lucia likes her guardsmen young confirmed
The hell you three doing confessinal for?
send me in a box to dubai like nermal
Confessing
i think it was to dubai
duhhhh
Mercy bookoo
you send me unholy things
I too, like to confess
Have thy heard my word!?!
But then I get rebooted 
Skaven are small things
Sister lucia likes her guardsmen young!
Nothing wrong with that
Is she a irl priest?!?
Licht no
Republican Senators
I mean young, not underage
Loosh and i are underage
What is going on 
I’m afraid of Americans
Uhhh
Something that shouldn't be discussed, honestly
are you Mature +17? 
Why are you tryna dox me
Im afraid of the world
No

I’m afraid I can’t help it

Agree.
I wasnt planning on staying anyways
Im afraid i-
This is not cash money 
I’m afraid I can’t
Im afraid i cant help it
It's rare i agree with skaven in something.
"very icky, no good"
Though i never had a grudge on them anyway so-
Can you eat Tyranids?
We are all degenerates but we can agree that this is stupid

Chat gets dumb again
Biomass. ♥
Lets bring in the bile driver
No i mean cook them, some gourmet stuff

This is like putting on a bomb vest and trying to hug me
Figure they’d taste like lobster?
Biomass mignon
Lobter nids
Obviously they'd taste like chicken.
No thanks,
is enough.
How long is the bomb going to take to explode?
Biomass tartare
Instant
Im not
Speak for yourself, buddy 
Delish
Repulsive
I need you to read it again

Bushman doesnt find it stupid
"we are all degenerates" speak for yourself, yes 
Shampoo
let him cook
It is criminal then
Nah it's kinda silly tbh

Top 10 ideas
Lets eat Maxine
Just execute me ngl
🗣️
With pleasure
How so?
You have nice hair
Ewww
Wdym ew?

Thanks, you too 

General is now being summarize with flirting and crimes
Paul
So about 90% of the time then
what did paul lose
Flirting, flaming , or both, and usually they are mutually exclusive which is funny
Case in point: 5 minutes ago
All the time
"They"
You are also in this

Since when
I flirt and flame at the same time
Why?


Because I’m dirty Diana

am i pretty
He lives in swamp. Pretty sure he got plenty of food.
Sooth this man please
Very
I was going to make him drunk and steal his wallet
Obviously
This is the thanks I get for helping him recover from the incident, smh
Fish
the incident?
It all started one dreadful afternoon on Chasm Terminus
Ew
Oh boy flashback
What incident?
I mean, i could probably lay it down, havent in forever, but i used to woo
Hadron keeps calling me mean names:(
Back in my golden days
Paul
I too, love wooing
she's only nice to me, get used to it
Paul tf I didn't asked for this
Nah that's it, can't be assed to write the full thing
EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE INCIDENT YOU DENTED HEAD
You will set the world on fire

Making fun of my physical attributes because I am tall and bang my head on things a lot? Not very chill of you, Rat 
I am with name

Notice how chat got better without me
And you call me rat
Thats racism
Damn rat is rude
Night of the female good time drone
Ur back and the economy crashed
hadron said i was the best varlet she ever met
💔
You clearly arent aware of my talks with Hadron
I bring only destruction and weirdness lol
jealousy
Are you an ape man with metal parts?
Noticing is not PC behaviour
Or even an artiste in a tunnel?
Yall really should stop simping for Hadron ngl
Racist? Nah, it'd be racist if I were like "man those good for nothing warpstone-huffers, they should get a real job"
I like talking to Sister Prine, she said she likes to touch me 
Huh


Dont get groomed lihh

she is experienced, pretty, and lovely voice
Licht what
?>??????>?
???????
@gilded socket LOOK
She does what???
Calling sister midnight
You really are right
Can you run that back for me Licht
Chat goes into shit when you come by
She want to touch me

Projectmaxxing
NPC dialogue changes depending on the personality you have selected. One of the lines for "liked" personalities is "May I touch you? I wish to share your blessing."
What now?
Deflectpilled
I’m just that touchable is all
May I touch you?
Use your eyes
Im a curse
Why only discord users can use discord full function
is it possible to change the personality of a char ?
Femboys are usually the most touchable
Don’t make sense
Yes, the personality scrounge
Mmm... No
LOOSH WHAT THE FUCK
Sigh


what is that
Its at the barber area, far left on the mourningstar
Rises and falls when i come and go
near the Commissary
Call me ziggy stardust…
Im not wrong
I am the only sane one?
hmmm i might test the authoritarian
Which isn't supposed to be sane at all?
We all float down here

very very low bar

Are you left handed
I too, love to float
No but i can lick em to smiling or i can leave them to hang
Exactly
Then you ain’t
At least I am not like that freak
But i made it too far
Rat heaven might be different from ours
The lore must go on
K West
Ngl we have a lot of freaks, kinda lost me 
Exactly
yeah from that you only know he's not talking bout me
Then we saw mishima’s dog

Should we crush his sweet hands?
The peacock in the snow
Sigh...this is why we talk much.....
Yes
Yapper
He was the nazz
With god given ass
Come buy my toys
Talk about establishing a portfolio to invest in for the next 40 years with a focus on growth-based dividends
I’ll love you till Tuesday
Like a leper messiah
Yapcore
Oh by jingo
Invest in Take-Two interactive cuz gta vi is gonna come out next year
Leaders come they hate all the people know…….
Dark Heresy looking fun
Are they even publicly traded?
Oh no, not me
Yeah
Oh shit they are, cool
That might make for some good options
I’m hungry
Hi hungry, im licht
Hi Licht
Its healthy
And everyone seems to lie about it
Hoi Loosh
I hope nurgle gets you
Omg hiiii
I like Asian meetings, fast and to the point
They say it a fatal condition
Rappers are cool
Hiiiiiiiii
Rappers
My flow is sick, i beat people with a stick
Haiiiiiiii
whats going on
The twinkening
Dracula flow
Mental illness
Im probably younger than you 
I wish
Being mental isn’t a crime, that’s how i earn my dime
Most likely not
I’m eating my hot pockets
Okay boomer
I’m so happy

Can you legally drink
Oh grandpa back to bed
No
Uh oh chat baby detected
Maxine is 16, so you are younger then that? @nocturne bloom
Why
Hi
Nah, maybe I am old
I am dragging loosh with me

I will always drag her with me
Lol
Children cant call the biguns old though
Opinion invalidated
Paul is like 47
Agent 47
Think he's in his mid 30s
Licht is like 68
So true
Well one is cringe, the other is based
Wich
That's up to you to decide
Soviet Disease 💔
Personally, i prefer East's music
It was considerably more challenging to live in East, yes
I have an undying hate for the east bloc
It's funny noticing the difference in vibe between east and west Germany
Lihh simp confirmed
retrowave 
Let me find an edit for you
"The Red Army is the Strongest" also go hard af
I see some arbites with an augment eye cosmetic howd they do that
If you already own the cosmetic, you can put them on
Im 33
No. Not that direction
How do ya know which ones you can out on arbites then
You'll all be this old eventually
Do not start on cccp.
Nuh uh, im dyin in my late 20s
Then you'll all be annoyed by shit the younger generation does
Music has no border
Everyone is old when youre 16, im 21 

What generation isn’t bothers by other generations
Propaganda music, Licht, Soviet propaganda no less
It's about the might of an Army, not mindless slaughter of any particular population, fine by me
Soviet propaganda is Soviet propaganda
Do we tell him or not?

Child mindset


