general-chat

[somber stream]

People just take them and put a tag on it

Not that we mind

[halcyon glen]

What about Dubai chocolate

[somber stream]

Like, French fries

[vestal mantle]

I mean by all accounts most europeans just assume that my breakfast is prolly a honey bun, 4 energy drinks, and a gas station sandwich

[somber stream]

This is true

Because it is true

[ripe tangle]

I tried Dubai chocolate and wasn’t impressed

[halcyon glen]

Really

Is it really sweet

[vestal mantle]

Not remotely... Lot of people are like me and just dont do breakfast

[zenith glade]

Mine is two energy drinks

And some ibuprofen

That shrimple

[somber stream]

I jest, i sometimes only chug coffee and smoke as well

[vestal mantle]

I usually just drink 48 oz of water

[ripe tangle]

another random fact, Frenching vegetables is to cut them into sticks, fries are traditionally cut into “Juliannes” which is where the name French Fries comes from, they were however invented in Belgium, though the Belgians also aren’t the first Europeans to deep fry potatoes in Oil, the Spanish were the first ones to do that.

[somber stream]

Yes, Tempura is actually a Spanish thing if i remember correctly

[nimble glade]

Very specific

[ripe tangle]

Portugese

not Spanish

[somber stream]

Close but no cigar huh

[ripe tangle]

Portugal arrived in Japan in the 1500s

and gave the Daimyos GUNS

and also tempura

[somber stream]

Blessed Tempura

The show 'Shogun' is really good

[ripe tangle]

tempura is named after a Catholic/Latin thing because meat couldn’t be eaten in Fridays

[nimble glade]

Coffee alone can keep me going for the whole day.

[stuck wasp]

While the best Fries are undoubtly Belgian, there is a Belgian University that does credit France as the most plausible origin of the Fries
But theirs are shit

[vestal mantle]

On that note... People think Fahrenheit is an American invention but it was invented by a polish guy who lived in Germany

[ripe tangle]

it was also the standard unit of measuring temperature in the German speaking world until 1874 when Bismarck forced everyone to use Metric

Metric btw is a French invention

[vestal mantle]

Theres a youtuber I watch that does blue collar humor

[nimble glade]

[jade fable]

Anyone have a link for a tanky zealot with good mele damage

For a pic i mean

[somber stream]

We love Bismarck

[vestal mantle]

Fahrenheit was actually used for far longer... 1970s

[fluid moon]

where im from we call french fries “potato jeremy’s!”

[nimble glade]

Any horror YouTube channel recommendations?

[fluid moon]

boisvert

[ripe tangle]

random American fact a lot of people don’t believe but just think about it for a second; I have to ask you, does the USA officially use the Metric System?

||yes actually, it officially does, the only people who use it however is the Federal Government, which is why things regulated directly by them such as firearms, tobacco, prescription medication, illegal drugs, ingredients on the back of consumable products, etc are all measured in metric units||

but it is officially in use…. as an adopted system

[somber stream]

Usually i don't make American speak German while in Germany

But they will have to use Metric

No walk around

[vestal mantle]

Also foods have metric units

[ripe tangle]

“Ingredients on the back of consumable products”

[nimble glade]

Your German?.

[ripe tangle]

*you’re

[vestal mantle]

You guys have no idea how often I have to explain that 16 oz is 1 pound

[somber stream]

Am German, yes

[ripe tangle]

which is roughly 450 grams

-_-

[nimble glade]

Ur*

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to shoot you with my Bolter.

[nimble glade]

[ripe tangle]

in the name of the God Emperor, you shall be smitten.

[jade fable]

Well yeah America went to the moon on metric no imperial units

I hate Arbys so much

remove the arbite, keep the dog

[nimble glade]

Sorry, auto correct screwing me over.

[vestal mantle]

I think tonight after work gonna play cyberpunk then tomm back to darktide

[ripe tangle]

NASA is part of the Federal Government

so it’s expected

[vestal mantle]

I been kinda playing it without save scumming which has been really really silly

[jade fable]

Yes and no. They are not part of it like DHS or homeland security. Its its own entity with govt funding.

Its in a greyish area

Theres no voting for NASA

[vestal mantle]

Im surprised I have not killed any of the psychos yet

[jade fable]

Like you would with the fbi

[upper citrus]

i just got here and i read nasa, wtf are we talking about now

[nimble glade]

Nice

[jade fable]

Head of fbi

[jade fable]

Space heretics

[somber stream]

You just like us that much

[vestal mantle]

in tim curry voice SPACE!!!!

[somber stream]

I miss him

[jade fable]

Spess Muh reens

[ripe tangle]

he’s still alive, isn’t he?

[somber stream]

He is

But that state is

Well

[nimble glade]

Stuff

[upper citrus]

ok arbitrator cross

[ripe tangle]

I need to sleep

[nimble glade]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

I’m in that mood where I’m awake in bed and my mind’s running a mile a minute

[nimble glade]

[somber stream]

Stop looking at phone

[upper citrus]

count heretics

[somber stream]

Blue light keeps you awake

[vestal mantle]

Thats 60mph

[ripe tangle]

That’ll excite me and pump me up to kill them though.

[upper citrus]

count dead heretics

[nimble glade]

Same effect

[quartz isle]

ive been at the air port since 6pm yesterday its now 7am... i love flights being cancelled last minute 😐

i had some major deadlines today

[jade fable]

What if the heretics are right

[quartz isle]

ok screaming into the void done

[vestal mantle]

Oh, so my adventures in cyberpunk has lead me to enjoy hacking too much

[jade fable]

What airline

[somber stream]

Jetstar? British Airway?

[quartz isle]

Southwest, not their fault there was a storm that hit and grounded planes

[jade fable]

I don't ever United airlines

[vestal mantle]

Still no idea why I care about quickhacking components but shrugs

[ripe tangle]

then I have to purge you along with them for saying such sacrilege

[jade fable]

Siuthwest is good tbh for a middle of the road ajrline

[nimble glade]

No.

[somber stream]

Count those flying baby servitor thing

[upper citrus]

yeah? inquisitor? this one right here

[ripe tangle]

Cherubs?

[quartz isle]

but they just kept delaying my flight, I had to put my family on a different flight this morning so they could get the fish back from our fishing trip

[ripe tangle]

yeah, sure…. i’ll count the cherubs.

[upper citrus]

like hadron says, heresy and stupidity are the same

[somber stream]

Yes, count the Cherubs

Goodnight sister

Or well, good sleep.

[nimble glade]

Aren't you an Inquisitor in your universe though? Lol

[ripe tangle]

Goodnight Licht.

[quartz isle]

Also I fell asleep listening to my audiobook and lost my place in the book... this is so sad

[upper citrus]

youre damn right, but this isnt my universe, is it

[nimble glade]

Witch Hunters are pretty much Inquisitors in Warhammer fantasy.

Says so in the lore.

Gots fancy hats and everything.

[upper citrus]

hell the inquisitor zealot skin we just got is literally saltzpyre outfit

[nimble glade]

Plus they're Templars too.

3 in one package

[nimble glade]

Maybe

[quartz isle]

@ripe tangle ikr? now i gotta restart the Gaunts Ghosts book and like I was already bored of this one bc I fucked up and read it out of order so I know who dies and lives

😭😭😭

[stuck wasp]

There are Inquisitor in BF too though, but not people following Sigmar though, just Solkan

[quartz isle]

tbh my fault for wearing a lamenters hoodie

[upper citrus]

stop pinging the person trynna sleep damn

[elder merlin]

I remember reading in lore there is some inquisitor that just crucifies psykers he finds on some planet

[nimble glade]

Based

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

Based

[quartz isle]

1.) DND exists
2.) Licht is sleeping
3.) If discord notifs wake you up seek a sleep doctor

[somber stream]

Neighbor is blasting Justin Beiber on max volume, help

[quartz isle]

kill them

[somber stream]

IM NOT THE ONE SLEEPING

[upper citrus]

what if i am a doctor

[quartz isle]

Are you not?

[somber stream]

Lucia is

[nimble glade]

Lmfao my condolences

[quartz isle]

Then I guess retract numbers 2 and 3

[ripe tangle]

the church bells are keeping me up…

[quartz isle]

it aint that deep

[vestal mantle]

Blast Babyshark max volume

They chose war

[somber stream]

Baby baby baby ooooh.....

[jade fable]

Hear me out...

[somber stream]

Help

[quartz isle]

Pray for silence

[upper citrus]

no

[jade fable]

Whips out chaos book

[ripe tangle]

it’s Sunday morning and there are Church Bells ringing

[small falcon]

add purgation hand flamer

[quartz isle]

Yeah I missed church services due to this travel fiasco

[somber stream]

Wait it off, they can't go on forever

[jade fable]

Let me just interject on the Emperors reasoning for a second

[upper citrus]

no

[somber stream]

Or say fuck it and get up, sleep is overrated anyway

[jade fable]

Allow me to open up this excel spreadsheet with the immaterial truth

[upper citrus]

allow me to put a bullet in your brain

[ripe tangle]

Licht, I remember being annoyed, in Germany the whole country shuts down after like 23:00 every night with the exception of like… Clubs/Bars

And the whole country shuts down for the whole day every Sunday.

[jade fable]

Says here tzeentch cultists creadot discord

[somber stream]

Yes, this is to make sure people can live their life as well

[quartz isle]

oh my god theres a crying baby next to me on this flight

[somber stream]

In Scandinavies, they close after 7

[quartz isle]

im gonna commit

[upper citrus]

tzeentch can ligma

[ripe tangle]

but I do everything at night

😐

[somber stream]

Sounds like a you problem 🫵

But i understand, i used to get off work at 6

Imagine the store close at 7

Like ???

But there exist Späti that open 24/7 here in big cities. So it's not that much of an issue

[small falcon]

I could definitely pass tzeentch’s labyrinth

[quartz isle]

i wanna give Tzeentch new ideas to fuck with people

teach him about mental flash bangs

and rage bait

[somber stream]

Kindly ask it not to

[quartz isle]

its a baby

it doesn't understand english

or Italian

so im SOL

[jade fable]

You guys dont read the Horis Heresy books do you?

[somber stream]

This is why i bring Headphones on plane

[quartz isle]

I personally prefer it being a mystery

[quartz isle]

mine died 4 hours ago

i have been in the airport for 13 hours

[somber stream]

Mama mia

[ripe tangle]

Which Chaos God would have the worst labyrinth? assuming they all have one.

[quartz isle]

Real

(I say that unironically and with a name like Paolo its so bad 💀💀)

[orchid skiff]

shouldn't you be sleeping

[ripe tangle]

I should

[quartz isle]

sleep is for the weak

oh great my uber cancelled for when I land

looks like im walking hone

[orchid skiff]

that's what americans need

[quartz isle]

wearing a lamenters hoodie was such a bad idea

[orchid skiff]

walking

[elder merlin]

Tzeentch

[quartz isle]

It could always be worse, right?

[somber stream]

Power off phone, out of sight, out of mind

[quartz isle]

Amen, unfortunately Phoenix is too hot for that (its 116 last I checked)

[orchid skiff]

what is that in metric

[somber stream]

I wore an Ushanka with the Soviet Union emblem on a plane once

[quartz isle]

high 40s

[orchid skiff]

holy shit

[quartz isle]

or somethin like that

[ripe tangle]

46C btw

[quartz isle]

yeah^

i did the conversion in my head

but i dont do temp conversions usually

im an engineer not a chemist

[somber stream]

Wait what kind of Engineer?

[quartz isle]

Mechanical

INDUSTRIAL MILITARY COMPLEX RAAAAAA

[somber stream]

Those require a lot of temp stuff in their design

[quartz isle]

yeah but I work mainly in Imperial

Not conversion

[somber stream]

Imperial ._.

[quartz isle]

So Slugs, Pounds, Miles

Im so tired

i meant freedom units

burgers

football fields

[little marten]

STONE

[somber stream]

I know what Imperial is. yes

[quartz isle]

I hate it so much

[somber stream]

Same

[quartz isle]

metric is >

by far

[somber stream]

Why not just work for Beneli

[quartz isle]

Well except for lbs vs grams

[somber stream]

Like a true pasta lover

[quartz isle]

Because Ratheon loves me

[somber stream]

The missile know where it is at all time

[quartz isle]

My Nonno worked for them as did my father and now me as an interning grad student

the other day i got to explain to a us general why removing weight on a rocket was a bad idea (the only weight I could remove would have been fuel)

he was chill tho

Like genuinely curious not condescending

[somber stream]

Is the rocket pointy

[quartz isle]

Im not sure I didnt design that part

i did the fins

which I am allowed to talk about

because its not under NDA

as long as I dont say too much

[modest flume]

Let's see:
Slaanesh would have a labrynth that is full of distractions/detours that make you forget where you're going because you knew you wouldn't like it but every detour ends up being fun and then you ask why you were there and why you would want to leave

Khorne would be like an abandoned mineshaft that always feels like something is watching, and you'd be hearing sounds that make you jump out of your skin, literally

Nurgle would have a dark, damp, and dank labrynth where you would have a steady drop of water constantly falling on you that no matter what you do, you can't avoid, and also a small that is so disgustinyl intriguing, it would drive you mad

Tzeentch is would somehow combine all of that and fool you into thinking you figured out where you are

[quartz isle]

But yeah it was really cool

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-21000868

[modest flume]

Worst one would be Nurgle's

When Tzeentch makes a fool out of you, you at least know it

[somber stream]

I wouldn't want to be knee deep in goo

[ripe tangle]

does Nurgle like Surströmming?

[somber stream]

Yes

Sister

[ripe tangle]

also I put the phone down just to get pinged

[modest flume]

Just a mossy, gooey, water-like substance that collects on the bottom of your shoes

[somber stream]

I think your brain is melting

[ripe tangle]

you bastards

[modest flume]

You also can't see what it is

But it's like stepping in clay/mud with steel toe boots on

[somber stream]

@modest flume This person right here haven't sleep since last night your time, let's not poke them till 8 hours later

[modest flume]

No

[somber stream]

Understandable

[small falcon]

if you did you’d know how to spell horus

[quartz isle]

i wish Fatshark wasn't allergic to money (add Tanith cosmetics and a Tanith pattern lasgun that has canonically accurate blue las fire)

god I want a Tanith Warknife

PLEASE

[modest flume]

I want some damn Mordians

[quartz isle]

A valid request

Tallarn would be cool too

[somber stream]

I'm happy with what i have

But a hellgun would be dope

[quartz isle]

Some Desert Foxxes

[jade fable]

Whorus Hair ass eeh

[quartz isle]

God so many cool guard regiments

and all our shit is cadian reskin number 40

😭😭😭

[jade fable]

So no one hear likes chaos space marine legions?

[quartz isle]

I love them, they make great target practice

[somber stream]

Well there's Vostroyans, Valhallan, Chemdogs, Elysians, Krieg, Steel Legion already

[jade fable]

Whats your favorite loyalist book

[modest flume]

Alpha Legion and Night Lords

[jade fable]

Chemdogs is a faction or wee strain?

[quartz isle]

Im more a guard guy so Gaunts ghosts series, especiallly Necropolis or the fall of cadia

[floral ermine]

They did a decent job having variety actually
Now quality is a different story

[quartz isle]

I love the Blood Ravens Trilogy

[jade fable]

Night lords have excellent lore

[small falcon]

I absolutely love the night lords

[somber stream]

It's a whole regiment

[jade fable]

Normie tier

[somber stream]

Savlar Chem-Dog

[small falcon]

charcharadons outer dark

[quartz isle]

I mean my favorite chapter is the Lamenters

[jade fable]

Read the First heretic sonyou can experience a chaos ritual in explicit detail

[small falcon]

unless we’re talking about heresy only

[quartz isle]

But theres not many Lamenters stories besides short ones

and you said book not short story

[modest flume]

tbf DoW was an intro to 40k for a lot of people

[jade fable]

Best book so far has to be Betrayer by Aaron Dembski Bowden

Angron lifts the foot of a imperial titan in that 9ne

[quartz isle]

Im wearing my Lamenters hoodie rn, and Im starting to believe thats where all this bad luck on my flight came from

[jade fable]

True but that was 25 years ago

[nimble glade]

Stop being greedy y'all better thy tithe!

[jade fable]

So much lore has come our way since

[rose pine]

They good eating

[jade fable]

Nein

[quartz isle]

Was my intro, its Nostalgic for me

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message

Drip

[modest flume]

It's all about your dudes, always has been

[rose pine]

Shut it plate face, you stink.

[nimble glade]

It's treason.. then.

Unlimited bonks!!

[modest flume]

and then trying to be original and getting shit on

[nimble glade]

[quartz isle]

Im 22 years old mostly playing games that came out when I was 3 or 10 lmao

[rose pine]

Verdict: wash the ogryn for 17 years, every day.

[jade fable]

What you gonna do Arby you have no chance against a world eater

[jade fable]

Does your dad olay with you sometimes

[modest flume]

Nothing wrong with that, at least you understand quality

[jade fable]

I wish I had a dad instead of 2 moms

[nimble glade]

breaks goblin on kneecap, throws corpse off the ledge

[rose pine]

Plate faces are just silly little things.

[nimble glade]

I am the Lex!

[somber stream]

Sex the lex

[rose pine]

Elbow blocks, eats your hound, stares you down, throws you into 18 trappers

[jade fable]

Arbys are semi heretical I swear they love the lex more than the Emperor

[rose pine]

Plate faces are just silly little guys, stupid, but silly.

[quartz isle]

No my older cousin got me into it! My dad isnt nerdy

[nimble glade]

Bonks World Eater

World Eater: Ha, I told you-

World Eater randomly explodes

[modest flume]

Right, in the same way that the Mechanicus worships the Omnissiah, which some believe that may or may not be the Emperor

[quartz isle]

THE LEX IS THE LAW OF THE EMPEROR

[jade fable]

World eater space marine would grab am arby by the waist with one hand

[quartz isle]

realll

[nimble glade]

goblin just day dreaming before landing to their death

[nimble glade]

Not my Arby's..

If I could fold an army of Ogryns, I'd be fine with 1vs1 a World Eater.

Maybe if there were 2 or 3 of em.

[modest flume]

Uriel Ventris lookin' ass

[rose pine]

Jokes on you, ogryn tank main, we arr allergic to death, so we do not do it.

Unlike little plate face

[nimble glade]

PvP would be nice.

Oh I forgot you were an Ogryn. Lol

[modest flume]

People would complain about why BB doesn't kill other players in 2 seconds

[rose pine]

No, it would be too easy, rock your skull, instant death.

Armor is too weak, go female rpg route, less armor is stronger

[modest flume]

Or complain about why Ogryns can't just one-tap them

[rose pine]

Naked ogryn is strongest

' why can the ogryn one tab my Arbiter?!?!? '
Due to Ogryns being able to Bane anyone, including Space Marines, once they get a hold of them.

Simple as.

[nimble glade]

[rose pine]

Ogryns one counter is.. other ogryns.. or someone using the Helbore from 20 miles away

[modest flume]

Cue Psyker BB, or everyone going Vet to spam plasma guns

In the grim dark future, people still cheese

[somber stream]

Idk, they seems pretty allergic to my Dueling Sword big man

[modest flume]

Or better yet, smite

[rose pine]

Sparked cannot hurt ogryn, brain too tiny, will dodge sparked attacks (much like snipers)

[modest flume]

You poor Ogryn

[somber stream]

Like, 2 pokes to take out an Ogryn

[rose pine]

Trynna brain burst me? My brain dodges

[rose pine]

That's because they're not the STRONGEST! (aka me)

[modest flume]

Unfortunately for you, the warp cheats

[somber stream]

Well i'll be damned, can't argue with that

[rose pine]

Just wait till yoh realize that my Kickback is the best sniper rifle.

Thing has better precision than a lockon brain burst.

[modest flume]

True as that may be, you still need to be in the open to fire it, which you don't with BB

[jade fable]

Arby takes one rock in the face from my Ogryn uwu game over

[modest flume]

Just peak a corner holding LMB, and then immediately turn around and give a headache without looking at the guy

Or if you're holding RMB, just pop a head as soon as you peak

[jade fable]

I imagine what gameplay would be if the enemies kn darktide were lor accurate

[modest flume]

Or EP Smite

[rose pine]

Sorry, will elbow block, your stinkiness gave you away

[jade fable]

The 4 wouldnt be able to take down a plague igryn for example

[somber stream]

We'd die in the very first area

[modest flume]

That's what Havoc is

[somber stream]

Ain't no way 4 hobo can take on a regiment

[rose pine]

Tbh, we'd land, and everyone but the Arbiter and Ogryn would get 17 different plagues, stds, and the emperor knows what

[modest flume]

Ah you poor thing, if only it were that easy

[rose pine]

Arbiter would just outstanding it, Ogryns just wouldn't realize it

[jade fable]

What is the strongest enemy say the ogryn an Arbite would eb able to take down solo
Mutant maybe?

[rose pine]

It literally is

[zenith dirge]

Unpopular opinion: If you have a dodge counter mod you're cheating and should have your titles revoked - a ps5 player

[jade fable]

Even mutants are tuff being 900lbs and all

[somber stream]

Other Ogryns

[nimble glade]

Lol dead immediately

The plague alone

[jade fable]

It be nice if someone made a mod

[somber stream]

I've seen inquisitorial troopers are equipped with respirators so

[modest flume]

tbf Veterans are also literal veterans, Zealots have the Armor of Plotius, and Psykers are just cheats by nature

[frigid flower]

there'd also be like 1/5th or less as many enemies

[zenith dirge]

Yes pc players need more mods to cheat every system in the game

[modest flume]

They could all take down a Ogryn with various means before you even get into melee

[quartz isle]

FINALLY TAKING OFF

BYE EVERYONE

[somber stream]

Safe flight pizza man

[zenith dirge]

They should make a mod where the game just plays itself auto dodge and auto headshot

[quartz isle]

Grazie amico

[nimble glade]

Honestly, Arbites would just whip out a bolter and just massacre everyone and everything.

[somber stream]

Yeah but they can take us down in 1 shot

[modest flume]

Or Vet, or Zealot

[somber stream]

Also snipers won't have the funni laser thing

[jade fable]

Doubt I have more faith in the doggo winning that fight than the human arbiter

[modest flume]

Arbies get carapace though

[nimble glade]

You can clear out a room, including bosses with a whole horde. Lol

[jade fable]

True I didn't think of that

[frigid flower]

and we wouldn't get the backstab warning noise

[nimble glade]

Big doubt

[modest flume]

You know who else has carapace? Mordians

[jade fable]

Chaos arbites when

Carapace cant take a bolter round I think

Because thats what naked space marines have

They need the power armour to take a booter round

[modest flume]

It probably depends on who is wearing the Armor of Plotius

[nimble glade]

Arbites is pretty high on the power scale though tbh.

[modest flume]

Boltguns are not anti-armor though, yes, hilariously enough

[jade fable]

I see armor made by the artificers I mean writters

[somber stream]

Realistically speaking, they won't just send 4 down, more like 2-3 squads at the same time

[modest flume]

Arbites are also too expensive for petty shit like planetary defense

[frigid flower]

Pretty much any guy who doesn't have a helmet in 40k

[jade fable]

But theyre still pretty much human and squishy

[zenith dirge]

Im not wearing a helmet on my Donald Trump cosplay Ogryn and you cant make me

[modest flume]

But they also come from the Schola Progenium, so they get good training, same or similar to Stormtroopers and Commissars

[jade fable]

Replace the imperial guard and arbites with a force of cloned ogryns

[nimble glade]

Arbites > Rejects

[jade fable]

Lorewise how do these fare against chaos marines

[modest flume]

GW believes a commissar can 1v1 a Kommando Nob with a power klaw using a chainsword (According to The Tithes), so it's possible.. somewhere, somehow

[rose pine]

Was buying ice-cream cones , what'd I miss

[nimble glade]

Really good if no plot armor.

[frigid flower]

not sure but someone told me about an ogryn who beat a chaos terminator in with a ripper >.>

[tacit geode]

If the dice roll good anything can happen

[jade fable]

Wrong its
Ogryn> rock> doggo> rejects> wanna be bataman(arbites)

[zenith dirge]

Ogryn would beat an arbites to death easily in lore

[modest flume]

All in the numbers. Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

IYKYK

[rose pine]

Most arbites just sound like the cast of Dethlok

[modest flume]

Ogryn can rip tanks apart

[jade fable]

With only ROCK

[modest flume]

Most ogryns can't get close to do it

[nimble glade]

Lies, slander and heresy.

[modest flume]

Because nearly everything they fight would be using tactics

[zenith dirge]

Ogryn would make arbites his personal gimp

Arbites is Ogryns dog

[modest flume]

[nimble glade]

My one maul swing hits as hard as Ogryn rock throw.

[zenith dirge]

The dog is my dogs dog

[jade fable]

Ogryn out of ROCKs
Ogryn grabs police dog with one hand
Ogryn throws dog at Arbite
Ogryn smiles

[nimble glade]

I can block a rock with shield.

[zenith dirge]

Ogryn has a bigger shield

[nimble glade]

I can tank a Daemonhost. Lol

[zenith dirge]

You're just a tiny ogryn

[nimble glade]

Exactly

[zenith dirge]

Ogryn can tank daemonhost until it gives up with his shield special

[nimble glade]

Mini Ogryn

[zenith dirge]

Arbites cant

[jade fable]

But can you block your own dog being hurled at you by based ogryn

[modest flume]

But yeah, really it depends on the Hero of the Day. 1st company terminator veterans getting annihilated by the dozens because they have the guilt of not carrying the Armor of Plotius, so it's muddy, but generally, the Progenium training is fairly excellent

[modest flume]

Ogryn stunlocked by 2023 gunners

[nimble glade]

Actually, I have enough stamina and block efficiency. Lol

Actually works

[modest flume]

Ogryn tries to charge but it's the old one where you're not counting as dodging, and the only way to regen toughness is to hit things, which you're dead before you do

[civic viper]

Hey what happened to Auric missions? They still in the game or...?

[zenith dirge]

Wdym

[nimble glade]

What if I use the lone wolf perk? Dogo safe

[modest flume]

They are now their own difficulty

[jade fable]

Ogryn slaps your gfs ass at the club
What do?

[modest flume]

Sedition was removed, so Uprising is the new dif 1, which still goes up to 5, which is now Auric

Healthpools and difficulty changes are still the same

[civic viper]

Oh is it the one after Damnation?

[modest flume]

Aye

[civic viper]

Cause I remember it being it's own page that's why.

[jade fable]

What chnaged besides the name? Is everything more difficult now?

[civic viper]

Ahh okay.

[modest flume]

Nothing changed, not even the name

[civic viper]

I get it now.

[nimble glade]

It actually feels easier for some reason.

[zenith dirge]

Double tag him and send my dog on him (dog is immortal and Ogryn is not)

[modest flume]

Sedition was difficulty 1, Uprising was 2. Sedition was removed, so now Uprising, formerly diff 2, is now 1.

[jade fable]

Farts on dog

[zenith dirge]

Because ur playing a broken class lol

Ofc its gonna feel easier. The only one who can stand toe to toe with arbites in meta is ogrynn

[modest flume]

Auric is also just hi-intensity Damnation, no difference to enemy health and hitmass

[low robin]

yeah ngl was in a lobby and about 10 of the 11 people were all arbites

[nimble glade]

That's why bolter vs everything is good.

[jade fable]

So arbites is pay2win essentially

[nimble glade]

[low robin]

Ogryn deserves it tho

[modest flume]

But now the new hi-intensity Auric is hi-intensity squared

[nimble glade]

As it should be.

[jade fable]

How do you fare with the other classes

[nimble glade]

Until Veterans get hellguns and meltas, don't touch the balance.

[jade fable]

Is this really coming?

[nimble glade]

Psykers are just slow, need movement buff.

[zenith dirge]

Wdym they're nerfing vet plasma gun

And dueling sword

[nimble glade]

Zealot is fine, I guess enable to use more range but they're okay.

[zenith dirge]

Zealot sucks compared to arbites and ogryn

You're a walking chorus in havoc 40

And half the time enemies have cc immunity now

[nimble glade]

I do good with my veteran. Infantry las gun and combat blade meme build.

Works fine for me.

[zenith dirge]

Going to vet from arbites feels so shit

[nimble glade]

I hope so. Lol

[zenith dirge]

You're a walking shout and once inawhile shoot some specials

[modest flume]

Make it super spicy and play Exe Stance

[nimble glade]

I don't use those weapons. Overated IMHO

[zenith dirge]

Plasma is easily the best for havoc 40

[low robin]

not even since I run double barrel and combat knife for the luls 😊

[nimble glade]

Maybe if you lack skill, sure.

[modest flume]

ehhh depends

[zenith dirge]

Skill has nothing to do with something being the best or not

[modest flume]

People say Recon, Bolter, standard lasgun, Helbore (as of the new changes)

[zenith dirge]

You can still do it with other weapons ofc, its just not the best

[modest flume]

I like the plasma gun because I can hit what I want through a horde, simple as

[nimble glade]

Now when it comes to Psyker, I can't even play that class for multiple reasons. Weak class, I'm bad with said class and I don't like the class gameplay mechanics wise.

[zenith dirge]

Someone did havoc 40 solo lvl 1

Doesnt mean lvl 1 is now the best

[low robin]

Psyker was fun to 100% penances

[nimble glade]

Everything else is fine.

Just skill issue

[modest flume]

Weak? Maybe not durable, sure, but not weak

[zenith dirge]

Psyker is good, you just need to have skill

10 hours on arbites is as efficient as a 1000 hour psyker

[nimble glade]

They slow as hell in the preferably play style department.

[zenith dirge]

Bubble will never not be great on a team

[modest flume]

Well, do you want to sprint into a horde that can kill you in like 4 hits tops?

No, because you can annihilate them before they get to you

[nimble glade]

Why punish myself. If I wanna play something melee focused, I don't play a Psyker. Lol

Their witch blade ultimate is literally ranged.

[nimble glade]

Exactly

Psyker is just a nope for me.

[zenith dirge]

Psyker is just boring. You're on your inferno staff 90% of the match

[modest flume]

Missing out IMO, but to each their own I suppose

I like to play all classes because it helps understand how to both play them, and play with them

[zenith dirge]

Its also not satisfying compared to blowing shit up on Ogryn or smashing things as arbites

[modest flume]

Trauma Staff

Surge Shriek is also fun

[zenith dirge]

Idk killing things with magic just isn't as cool as bashing shit to death with a maul on screen

[nimble glade]

I play classes that I enjoy theme and drip wise. It just happens my favorite class is op. Lol

Whereas on For Honor, my favorite class Warden was mid. Very basic. Even with all the buffs. Not a dlc class too.

[modest flume]

I personally dislike inferno staff

[nimble glade]

I think people are just jealous of Arby's.

[jade fable]

Triggers my autism

[modest flume]

Nah, people are selfish, and Arby is a selfish class

[nimble glade]

My lexmates agree

[zenith dirge]

The problem with arbites is its everyone's favorite class right now, look how many people are going into havoc with 4 arbites. Its just so saturated at the moment like Ogryn was post rework

[jade fable]

True just like the restaurant Arbys suck

[nimble glade]

How?

[zenith dirge]

Its so hard to get into a game as arbites that isn't full of other arbites

[nimble glade]

I save and carry teams.. how is that selfish?

[jade fable]

Because its the latest class
Novelty factor
They paid for it so they want to get their moneys worth

[nimble glade]

Sometimes when I'm bored, I help new players out too.

[modest flume]

Maybe you do, but not your average player

[zenith dirge]

If ur not running aquilla in havoc 40 I dont want you lol.

Unless you are letting me play shroudfield zealot aswell, and at that point we ain't winning

[jade fable]

From now on Im gonna blow up every barrel next to an arby

[nimble glade]

I have a team for H40, but ty.

[modest flume]

Most of Arby's big boy damage comes from the dog, and because the dog is there, people think that this mitigates the need to kill specialists on sight because "the dog got it" or just common game sense, the amount of times I see Arby players aiming at a specialist or elite, have a good shot, and just wait for the dog to kill it is staggering

[nimble glade]

I get that, but don't blame me. I just enjoy the class.

[modest flume]

Now, if you run Lone Wolf, that's also fine, and IMO it's what I prefer

[rose pine]

Imagine running Havoc 40.

I'm sorry for your loss

[zenith dirge]

The best way to play the game

[rose pine]

(totally not jealous)

[modest flume]

Dog won't save you from a net, won't save you from being ledged or launched, and won't save you from bad positioning

[nimble glade]

Why? Lol

[rose pine]

Just play Mortis Trials, and deal with 17 Bosses at once

[nimble glade]

I do one like before the reset, free rations.

[zenith dirge]

Havoc 40 is realistic darktide, a single bullet hurts. You're just a reject/arbites not a space marine

[rose pine]

The fact I dont instantly get 13 STD's from simply going onto the ship that's going to the mission, proves this false

Or maybe I already had those 13 STD*s.. Dont tell Sah

[modest flume]

Alternatively, no matter how good you are, the traitors were the most esteemed of all the Moebian regiments

[nimble glade]

That sounds like fun, but with the buffs in there it can be very easy.

[zenith dirge]

I find mortis trials just to be super boring.

[modest flume]

Out of the whole Moebian Domain, the 6th were the best tbf

[rose pine]

So what, it's actually fun.

[nimble glade]

Same

[nimble glade]

Carrying new players

[rose pine]

So what if I accidentally crash the three other players because I throw up to 18 Frag bombs every three seconds

Sounds like a skill issue

[nimble glade]

We are not the same.

[rose pine]

For them at least

[zenith dirge]

I dont have fun in mortis, to each their own

[rose pine]

I play the game for fun, you play it for ranked.
We're not the same

Unless if you find Havoc 40 fun, then I guess we are

[zenith dirge]

It is the most fun. You dont know true dopamine until you get a 30 special kill feed at once

[nimble glade]

I actually enjoy the core mode, just needs Havoc stuff in it. Auric Maelstrom is all I do after my weekly one H40.

You can just run to the end.

Easy

[rose pine]

I mean, My kickback can get a 87 Killsteak in a single shot, including 20+ Specialists / Elites

[zenith dirge]

Im grinding for my completed 100 havoc missions emblem so I just do havocs after my 40

Depends on the maelstrom, mostly melee scab faction with extra blitz is super fun.

Extra poxbursters extra barrels is not fun

[nimble glade]

Whenever a Havoc 40 goes down in-game.. I'm always reminded.. it's just a mode. Nothing special.

True skill comes from PvP IMHO.

[low robin]

I wonder if penances that needed heresy or higher now need damnation despite still saying heresy 💀

[rose pine]

Aight, giving Havoc a go, there's only Arbiters.

Already hate this game mode

[zenith dirge]

I just wish there was more than 1 maelstrom available at a time, when it rolls and extra barrels extra poxburster im just not having fun at that shit show

The true pvp is extra barrels

[nimble glade]

You can spam a million Gunners with increased HP and call it a day and say difficulty increase.

[low robin]

No matchmaking already makes it unplayable anyway

[modest flume]

I'm sure that's still true; it's not like they changed the names of anything. The difficulties are still the same

[restive walrus]

You say that but the second you catch the havok bug it never goes away

[zenith dirge]

People are complaining about the amount of specials in havoc but I love it. Give me hordes of maulers and gunners

I just love how many enemies on screen you can have at a time in havoc 40.

Havoc 1.0 flamer zealot was pure ecstasy now Ogrynheimer is pure bliss

[nimble glade]

Seems narrow-minded, PvE takes skill too, but PvP tests skill with other players. My apologies.

[zenith dirge]

There is no pvp in this game

[nimble glade]

I apologize for my narrow mindedness and rudeness. PvE takes skill too.

But still, just have fun.

[low robin]

Oh heresy isn't easier now? It's not old malice level? So the first difficulty actually got removed?

[zenith dirge]

You mean fighting over kills? That's not pvp, especially when some classes are support classes right now.

[zenith dirge]

Yea no one played it anyways

Like fr if ur a grown ass man and where running sedition thats just sad. Pretty sure no one was doing that anyways

No one even runs malice except on brand new characters when they're forced too

Even the worst of the worst players run heresy

[modest flume]

Yes, Sedition was literally removed

Sedition - 1, Uprising - 2, Malice - 3, Heresy - 4, Damnation - 5
Auric was just guaranteed hi-intensity Heresy and Damnation, otherwise no difference besides more aggressive Director

Sedition was literally removed, dropping the numbered order down by 1, which means Damnation is now 4. Auric has been made into its own difficulty, which is now 5. On top of this, with the new hi-int for Auric, this makes Auric a tad harder.

[nimble glade]

I only get bored when I binge the game for hours, and it's rare for me to get bored. I enjoy the core story mode on Maelstrom Auric just fine. I play it casually, do me Havoc every once in a while for free rations. Simple as

That said, I don't think I've ever gotten bored of Darktide, just tired or need to take a break or I have to go to work or something etc.

[modest flume]

Otherwise, same game with same difficulties, and IMO, overall easier

[nimble glade]

Yet

[modest flume]

Why they did not just make the new hi-int for Auric the default mode, I have no idea

The old Auric was just guaranteed hi-int Damnation (or Heresy)

Why the new Auric does not have that boggles my mind

[round mica]

Man why is games lantern so shit on a mobile

[zenith dirge]

If they add pvp I want one player to be Ai director and control the spawns. None of this left for dead or vermintide shit pvp where you play as heretics

Being ai director would be fun as hell

[nimble glade]

But I wanna kill chaos players.

[zenith dirge]

And I wanna send 70 crushers at people at once

With cc immunity

[nimble glade]

Lmfao

[lucid yoke]

anyone know where i can see the hidden passives classes have (like ogryn being able to hold auspex/power cells while taking damage)

[zenith dirge]

70 crushers in the front 30 mutants from behind

Will be the meta

In a closed hallway

[nimble glade]

Would be funny

[zenith dirge]

Throw in a few beasts of nurgle for good measure

Let me play as wolfer giving orders and sending heretics

If you get to the end you kill wolfer and complete the story

Atoma is saved its happy ending and then the inquisition exterminatus the whole planet during our celebration because this is 40k and no good endings allowed

Cuz they didn't get the memo

[golden dawn]

whats the deal with the map in mortis trials? ive only ever seen one map but ive seen a couple others in clips

[civic viper]

Another question about Aurics, what is considered dying? Is it being downed or just straight up dying when you need to respawn.

Dying like as in you're downed dying on the ground?

[orchid skiff]

dying respawn

[civic viper]

Alrighty good, so I can get downed for the Auric title, just no dying?

[sturdy canyon]

yes

[lucid edge]

Hello, new here. Is there a specific channel for requesting Strike teams?

I'm trying to get that 30 clearance drip. Hard stuck on 20 with randons selling

[misty sequoia]

Go to vox region LFG

[lucid edge]

Ok thanks a ton

[rose pine]

Did Havoc 34.
Boring AF, team mates toxic to the point of League of Legends standards.

Will remain casual Much more fun

[jade fable]

Like the meme

Arbite: Noooooo you cant just violate the LEX
Ogryn: Me smash for the Emperor

🤔

[tepid spire]

hmm

has the game become easier since arbitres update?

auric vortex seems easier now

[jade fable]

I dunno tbh

[olive mauve]

Combo of seemingly lower spawn rates, campaign missions in quickplay and two classes that are very difficult to build badly

[tepid spire]

3

Arbitres, zealot and ogryn

[olive mauve]

Oh, you can build zealot badly

The other 2/3rd-ish of the tree exists

[final herald]

Whats auric vortex

[somber stream]

Think they meant Maelstrom

[tepid spire]

maelstrom in english I think

auric maelstrom

[somber stream]

Yes

It's not that it's easier, we got a lot stronger

[final herald]

Oh kk

Also most ppl are more experienced

[pale sun]

Did they remove the mission with like a huge tower of like servo skulls? Been out of the game for months and havent seen it since i came back

[delicate vapor]

[lucid yoke]

excise vault spireside-13?

i know it was taken out for a while because of a crash, hadnt seen it in weeks but i got a game with it yesterday

[rose pine]

You know who else is more experienced? :^)

[orchid skiff]

[pale sun]

I think that was it. It was deffinitely outside. Havent gotten it in rotation for like the month ive been playing. Still remember the crazy sight of all those servo skulls mining bitcoin

[abstract jolt]

Dumb question, how does one scrap weapons to get plasteel back?

is it through a vendor or just in your inventory

[pale sun]

Press X on PC

Go to your inventory. Go to melee or ranged. You see an option on the lower part of the screen to discard it

Only green tier or higher gives back plasteel and diamantine i believe

[abstract jolt]

perfect, emporers giving me gold stuff so I wanted to get the diamintine back, ran out lol, thanks

[pale sun]

It aint much tho. But every bit counts

[abstract jolt]

Espicially when you max all weapons on 2 classes and now you are cleared out lol

[final herald]

....your mom?

[rose pine]

No, what the fuck, was gonna mention @somber stream

[final herald]

this ISN'T a muscleman setup?

[rose pine]

Who's Muscleman?

[civic otter]

[final herald]

[somber stream]

Whuh

Uhhhh

Ogryn?

[civic otter]

MANDATED EDICT

CASTRATION

[somber stream]

If it were

You're supposed to say "My mom"

Enthusiastically

[final herald]

no he's asking it not me

[somber stream]

Abelard, cut his balls off

[final herald]

stoopid

[somber stream]

Me, the answer is me

[rose pine]

That's what I said

[somber stream]

No that's what i said

[wary mesa]

can uh, someone come to arbites chat for a quick question

[somber stream]

Why not just ask here

[wary mesa]

it needed a screenshot

someone helped me tho

[somber stream]

Ah, proper

[nova rose]

iO, fellow warriors. Any tips for the helldiver in the hive world fight?

[rose pine]

I am sorry Sah' I think you got the wrong Server, but just use the Hellbomb Backpack

[somber stream]

Don't die

[round mica]

pewp da woopy

[nova rose]

if only i had one...

[gilded socket]

Woorf

[supple thorn]

Mornin cap.

[round mica]

naur

[supple thorn]

Mornin big man.

[gilded socket]

Larken

Orynomissar

[round mica]

[supple thorn]

How goes the 155th?

[gilded socket]

Tiring

[supple thorn]

chuckles Even officers need breaks.

[gilded socket]

Youd be surprised

[supple thorn]

maybe, maybe not.

[gilded socket]

[elder stone]

Think of em like automatons and drop them all the same

[halcyon glen]

What’s one more?

[nova rose]

hm, i have a question - how can i set the game to only drop me into the start of the mission?

[frail lichen]

private matches otherwise its just quickplay but you can choose the mission

[hardy wren]

Guys

Hear me out

If we have intercourse with sephoni we can have the strongest children in all of the imperium

All of them born with the warp

I think that’s how it works in lore

All as strong as the primarchs

[green gull]

Just played some space marine 2 for the first time

Oh my god i never realized how fluid and good darktide's melee fight is

[orchid skiff]

mods

[nova rose]

i played darktide only a bit but from my prespective DT and SM2 melee are about different things

SM2 have bigger focus on dueling with heavy enemies than killing hordes

but i must admit SM2 has sponge enemies problem

[round mica]

i just found out the voice actors for jesse and james from team rocket died

a sad day

😔

[elder stone]

No chance💔

[round mica]

my childhood is indeed slowly dying

[gilded socket]

Sad day indeed

[somber stream]

F

[quartz sail]

New here. Is there a best channel for chatting about havoc 30 plus? Just beat 29 yesterday.
Another question. Best place to chat to help people on lower Havocs? I am up for 1-15 havocs easy but would like a crew that actually stays together and honestly see very few of those pop up.

[primal wigeon]

Damn just had a disappointing end to a damnation game.

Whole team but me went down and I couldn't res them due to I had to defend against a demon host.

Demon host disappears, I get towards the point they respawned at, Another boss spawned while I got a whole horde of gunners, crushers, and shields on my back, Needless to say, I didn't win 😦

[elder stone]

I’d probably check #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[tribal osprey]

Is anyone else just completely unable to join a mission sometimes? It’s pissing me off

[delicate vapor]

[idle narwhal]

why is the group finder for havoc greyed out and has a lock on it? I havent played in over a year and dont know how to start havoc. I completed an auric maelstrom mission and now what?

[gilded socket]

Do you known if you are on current assignment?

[drowsy prawn]

you sure you have "havoc" selected in the filter?

[nocturne bloom]

I thought that was a while ago

[somber stream]

He said he just found out

[sweet trail]

Space marine 2 is really fun but tbh all the weapons feel fairly samey?

There are like 300 different bolters

And theyre all only very minor variations on each other

[orchid skiff]

and they're all shit

[nocturne bloom]

The final upgrades for them slightly make them stand out from one another but overall yea they are basically the same thing lol

[urban valley]

Have you done the Maelstrom mission required to unlock Havoc after talking to Dukane ?

[sweet trail]

Like theres two rapid fire close range bolters with scopes which i think is weird

I wish they were at least different colors

Space marine 2 and darktide are both very fun in different ways but darktide's weapons feel way more varied and interesting imo.

Darktide is the best warhammer shooter imo.

[fiery wave]

H40 purple orange. Have fun.

[nova rose]

what this means?...

[quartz isle]

imma crash out

[sweet trail]

It feels like even space marine 1 had more varied weapons. I loved that game

[sweet trail]

Okay gtk

[fiery wave]

Hardest diff with annoying but not most bs modifiers. Think enemy heals and take stacking less damage when something dies near them.

[quartz isle]

im in a whole state I never wanted to be, my luggage was lost including 800$ worth of fish, my new flight has been delayed, and the person who sat next to me is allergic to peanuts after I just bought some (only food Ive had in 14 hours)

😭😭😭

what did I do to deserve this

[fading otter]

That blows like crazy but it’s also wild to me you’re allowed to take fish/living creatures in your luggage at all (assuming you mean living fish and not some gourmet meat or something lmao)

[stoic mirage]

God I’d rather have rituals and lights out than this bullshit

Ragers and purple?

Just put me back in the lobby

[jovial flicker]

for a sword type i don't know why devil claw have like 4 impact/stagger blessing

[fiery wave]

Nothing dies after a few things do.

[fiery wave]

I think cos the parry staggers.

[jovial flicker]

i don't think it is worth it

[quartz isle]

Oh no it was gourmet meat

went on a fishing trip out at sea

i wore a lamenters hoodie i was just testing fate

my fault

[tired steeple]

why is the darktide main plot so ass but the background story is so cool

[mental jasper]

is it just me or phatshark server is acting up

[mental jasper]

i thought we get to fight wolfer at the end but no

we destroy some drugs and get out

[fiery wave]

They don't, they didn't do the Claw justice imo.

[tired steeple]

well the story isn't finished yet

we'll probably fight wolfer eventually

[mental jasper]

also does verify file reset the mods

[fading otter]

Oh shit thats awesome then lol, sorry that happened to you

[jovial flicker]

i just play it devil claw can safely kill chaos spawn / plague ogryn by parry spam since it can parry all their attack excluding grab attack

[fiery wave]

I think it got stolen...

[mental jasper]

my friend deadass solo'ed a daemonhost with dclaw

[jovial flicker]

iits only struggle against armor

[mental jasper]

just do some heavy attack and they will fall

at some point

[fiery wave]

Problem with higher diffs? Hi. Enjoy 8 crushers with boosted hp.

[mental jasper]

CRACK GRENADES

AND BOLTERS

[fiery wave]

If you bring krak, you should stick to damnation tbh.

[mental jasper]

;c

[fiery wave]

It's just not worth it since the number of armoured stuff is way too much for 3 kraks.

[twin wolf]

aint no way this hord shooter that deep

[somber stream]

It's based on a well-established franchise with over 30 years of history

Deep would be an understatement

[fiery wave]

Though... First edition was also more funni.

[thick coyote]

Clear your filters lol

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ERmUzs1O5E

SPACE CRUSADE

[lime beacon]

kraks are serviceable on higher diff if you exclusively use them for bosses and get lucky with your grenade skill rng

but yeah any other target is a waste

[fiery wave]

Like, no shame ridiculousness.

[neon zinc]

H-h-hi I'm a new player mind I ask you fine gentlemen what the darktide etiquette is 🤓

[lime beacon]

take all resources

never take accountability

[round mica]

only a weak knobby knee haver would say such a thing

[modest flume]

Help!
Thanks!
I need ammo
I need healing
Thanks!
Yes
Yes
No

[neon zinc]

Nah run ahead and grab all the ammo

[little marten]

Ur a cool dude just continue being a cool dude 🙏

[neon zinc]

If the whiner wanted more ammo they shoulda been faster

[round mica]

Bushman: No
Bushman: No
Bushman: No
Bushman: No

[neon zinc]

I'll try

[lime beacon]

consume ammunition the way an american consumes mcdonalds

[neon zinc]

I eat bullets and shit justice

My body is a machine that turns bullets into dead heretics

[lime beacon]

My body is a machine that eats ammo/heals and shits out "you have failed the emperor" loss screens

[somber stream]

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

[round mica]

reported for text walling

[little marten]

Personally don’t subscribe to the eye rolling at mag dumping a horde since it feels cool af, but equally don’t suck up ALL the ammo to do so

[round mica]

enjoy your ban buddy

[lime beacon]

he isnt lying

his dad works at discord

[round mica]

i’ll do what i want

matter a fact, i’ll shoot 1 one shot and grab every piece of ammo

what now? bucko

[somber stream]

Abelard, cut off his balls

[neon zinc]

Eh depends on the mode, regular stuff Idc at all but Im mpre mindful in higher havocs

[round mica]

that’s what i thought

silence

[little marten]

Damnnnn

[neon zinc]

People who whine abt "etiquette" annoy the shit out of me

Bro did I steal your ammo

[modest flume]

No

[neon zinc]

Oh my god

[lime beacon]

some weapons are made to be unloaded into crowds

[neon zinc]

Yeah like all of them

[lime beacon]

clip that for my eventual court trial

[round mica]

people who whine about others whining about etiquette annoy the shit out of me

[neon zinc]

"We dont take kindly to you not taking kindly"

Valid I guess

[round mica]

since when has there been etiquette in darktide anyways

[neon zinc]

Shoot your hate hater player

[round mica]

it’s every man for himself

[fiery wave]

Yes. You take more than 25%, you kinda did.

[lime beacon]

yeah

take yo sensitive ass back to deep rock galactic

[neon zinc]

I take 90% in a regular match

I breathe ammo

I grew up in bullet farm it's in my nature

[little marten]

Ghost of my great grandma watching me double dip the ammo crate when no one’s looking

[fiery wave]

Unless the rest are hard melee builds or staffkers

[somber stream]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You too all my ammo. Prepare to die

Shoot at bursters next to you

[round mica]

i will say one thing i find funny is when someone gets trapper netted i spam the internet button

interact *

internet

[neon zinc]

I'd shoot every barrel in your way

Sometimes I whack a barrel for fun

[somber stream]

Not if i'm always behind ye

[round mica]

licht tends to push forwards too much

fr fr

[neon zinc]

I was gonna post a gif and remembered you cant here

I had the perfect gif

[elder stone]

Blitzkrieg tactics

[round mica]

get blue balled by image perms femboy

[neon zinc]

But yeah some ass was tellimg reddit mofos the darktide etiquette

Fuck outta here with that shit

[round mica]

what even is darktide etiquette

[elder stone]

wtf is a Darktide etiquette

[neon zinc]

Ok hol up

[little marten]

You show them yours they show you theirs

[neon zinc]

1 dont demand anything from others

2 dont argue in chat

[elder merlin]

I demand you all shoot heretics

[neon zinc]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/MDqM3588Wi

Ah read yourself

[somber stream]

I demand you to argue with me

[elder stone]

I’m gonna be demanding and im gonna argue in chat

[neon zinc]

Im too lazy to transcribe

[neon zinc]

Like me too now

I was gonna be nice till someone told me what I CANT DO

[somber stream]

If there's 1 thing i know about people, the more you tell them not to do something, the more they'll do it

[elder stone]

Be mindful of explosives and don’t hoard resources?

[round mica]

this has got to be the dumbest shit i’ve ever read

[elder stone]

Next time I see a teammate next to a barrel he’s going off the map

[neon zinc]

What garbage advice

[elder stone]

I will purposely shoot 1 bullet and pick up all ammo I see

[fiery wave]

I think they have the right if you were basically taking ammo at white when everyone else is at dark orange or red.

[neon zinc]

Reddit be kinda moronic a lotta times

[elder stone]

Reddit full of snowflakes

[somber stream]

Also why are you browsing reddit in the first place

[neon zinc]

Eh yeah I get it in havoc

[elder stone]

The only good subreddit was old r/youtubecomments

[neon zinc]

But if you whine abt this stuff in anything else than havocs and auric maelstorm maybe then yeah

[round mica]

“ don’t hoard resources “ brother, there are plenty of ammo boxes and pick ups through the mission

[neon zinc]

Git gud

[elder stone]

Used to be so funny in like 2023

[round mica]

get a fuggin grip

[neon zinc]

Learn to smack better with melee

[somber stream]

Mine reddit is full of tanks

[little marten]

In my 600 hours of Darktide I have honestly only ever had maybe less than 5 games with any toxicity in

[neon zinc]

My keeps changing cause im banned and the algorhytm is wild now

[somber stream]

No time for internet drama

[green gull]

It just didn't felt as fluid as darktide's

[somber stream]

[neon zinc]

I once told a guy I hope he gets nurgle's blessings

Get fucked with mucus eyes bozo

[round mica]

whoever made that etiquette post has to be a narcissist

99% sure of it

[neon zinc]

Something very kiwami abt it yeah

[tired steeple]

what's kiwami mean

when I think kiwami I think the yakuza remakes

[little marten]

Sounds like cured ham or sommin

[neon zinc]

It means that but I use it as an all rounder word

[tired steeple]

i see

if we're talking about toxicity

[neon zinc]

Check tenor kiwami gifs

And you'll get it

[tired steeple]

I've only ever ran into like, 2 people who were toxic

oh

okay I understand now lol thanks

now, what I do keep running into, is people leaving when they die

[neon zinc]

Someone once said "gg everyone except the f slur" meaning me

[tired steeple]

now, if I go down like, 6 times at the start, I typically get pretty pissed off and leave

[round mica]

the entire etiquette list should be deleted and redone with 1 rule, that rule being grab plasteel and diamantine

[tired steeple]

but like, dying once??

[elder stone]

So annoying especially if they go down ONCE

[tired steeple]

I'm sorry

that's really shitty

[elder stone]

This is so petty on that guys end

[neon zinc]

Is aight it made me chuckle cause I thought I was doing a pretty good southern twang voice

[inner nimbus]

hope you reported them

[neon zinc]

Lmao yeah

Went out his way

[neon zinc]

Yeah I did

[quasi abyss]

anyone frequently also getting server disconnections at the end of the round?

[neon zinc]

Also have reported the nazi stuff I see

[round mica]

sometimes when i go down i leave because i gotta use the restroom

[inner nimbus]

they prolly got reset/banned then

also fml

[neon zinc]

Good

[tired steeple]

lol fair

[inner nimbus]

TIL that Pirate Software named his Arbite Shaggy

it's good I changed my Arbites name

[somber stream]

Idk, wouldn't want to get my ass blasted by a burster because some asshat decided to be funni

[round mica]

thst filth is tainting our game?

[tired steeple]

sometimes I'll be holding in a piss and purposefully play worse so I can go down/die just so I can go pee

[neon zinc]

They should ban piratesoftware from all videogames ngl

[inner nimbus]

eh nah, that's too much

[little marten]

I’m on team shoot bursters tbh

[inner nimbus]

he's an asshole and a narcissist, leave it at that

[fiery wave]

Randoms just ping them and run.

[tired steeple]

typically I let even assholes do whatever, as long as they keep their assholery outside the game

but like

[neon zinc]

ALLLL GAMES!!!

No half measures

Jesse

[tired steeple]

pirate software hung out with people who said like "immigrants are filth"

[somber stream]

Address, now.

I will cut your balls myself