general-chat

[sleek harness]

He said that you fuckin suck

Thats what he said

[thorny cave]

ratman just acts out for attention

[stable fox]

Yes yes i suck good thank you Very much.

[brazen pelican]

OK, Papa Smurf.

[stable fox]

[inland mantle]

Suck good you say?

[brazen pelican]

UwU

[stable fox]

No get out.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[stable fox]

I will not please your head you karking psycho of havoc.

[modern bobcat]

portuguesetide

[light nymph]

chat as someone who is reading and looking at drukari stuff as of late

what the fuck is all this green shit

[modern bobcat]

BRtide

[inland mantle]

B-but you love H40 come let me host one for you

[thorny cave]

ele e carlaho

[sleek harness]

Warpstone

[light nymph]

why do the dark elves have big ol tubes of green gunk

[thorny cave]

Nah its just you being caralho

[sleek harness]

Carlaho

[inland mantle]

Green you say

[light nymph]

like they're bout to blast you with nickolodeon slime

[inland mantle]

My plans are working

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[inland mantle]

Soon it'll be all green a greentide if you must

[sleek harness]

Now when do you two start to kill each other

[light nymph]

like as someone who used to like revel in joy when i got to see the like glowing green tubes of necron models i dont mind green stuff, but i just wanna know what the hell it is

[thorny cave]

Whenever you do

[ripe tangle]

Hello Loyalists

[light nymph]

why do all the like flesh haemouculus stuff always got tubes of green

[thorny cave]

to yourself

[sleek harness]

Hello

[ripe tangle]

what do Skaven eat?

[sleek harness]

Uhhhh

[brazen pelican]

I call discrimination!

[sleek harness]

I can't call you guy

Dammit

I need to think...

[stable fox]

I'm too lazy to kill rejects. Heretics on the other hand...

[sleek harness]

Lady

[inland mantle]

Guynt there you go

[sleek harness]

Yes

Hello lady

[south jetty]

Heretics are not real

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[ripe tangle]

yes, greetings to you… rat of unusual size.

[stable fox]

Oh look this rat is learning how to be a "pick up" master.

[sleek harness]

If someone says that you suck then you kill them

[thorny cave]

Nah hes just learning his manners

[sleek harness]

Since they are heretics

[south jetty]

rodent of stupendous size

[sleek harness]

Rude

[thorny cave]

Cause he stepped out of line

[sleek harness]

I literally had to thought on what to call you

[stable fox]

Lucia, that's a skaven.

[light nymph]

maybe more factions need tubes of green

[gilded socket]

Words and such…you get the idea

[modern bobcat]

Skaven aren't real

[stable fox]

They're uh... From other world let's put it lightly.

[ripe tangle]

it’s rather cute…

[inland mantle]

Just looks like the average NYC rat to me

[sleek harness]

GET OUT

[ripe tangle]

I want to barbecue it!

[stable fox]

Later...

He's still has some use.

[light nymph]

though i cant imagine the cost production on glowing green tubes on the models can be feisable what with those dirty dirty 3d printers stealing all of GWs hard earned your dollars

[sleek harness]

The hell is a NYC rat

[light nymph]

big rat

[thorny cave]

its you

[ripe tangle]

what’s a NYC?

[stable fox]

New York.

[light nymph]

saw one once, dude was enormous

[stable fox]

Even i understand sometimes these things.

[south jetty]

So to avoid being grilled by you, we need to be ugly.

[sleek harness]

New York Crisis

[ripe tangle]

is NYC an affront to the God Emperor?

[sleek harness]

[inland mantle]

Yes

[thorny cave]

except NYC rats know they are rats and arent assholes, theyll eat pizza and shit you buy for them

[light nymph]

but in my whole week in new york city i only saw the one

[thorny cave]

They dont front

[light nymph]

though i was mostly hanging around park slope so

[south jetty]

Heretical hive city, riddled with noxious corruption

[ripe tangle]

must destroy.

[sleek harness]

Because you don't live in the sweages do you?

[south jetty]

[ripe tangle]

it must be destroyed.

[light nymph]

i heard new york rats can be kung fu masters so watch out

[ripe tangle]

[light nymph]

need yourself some sort of shredding device perhaps

[thorny cave]

That was one rat, done be spieciest youll piss the channel off

[stable fox]

Karking Zealots- no, we need to do cleansing not an entire annihilation unless if Daemon invasion are occurred.

[inland mantle]

Zealot mentioned

[south jetty]

I'm gonna cleave my pants in twain

[inland mantle]

Get the thigh high socks out

[light nymph]

i mean iirc shredder gets fucking punted off a roof by splinter so like

[thorny cave]

Zealot Caralho

[stable fox]

HUSH.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[thorny cave]

Nicolaus Caralho

[ripe tangle]

I assume a Heretical Hive City such as this NYC surely must be rife with corruption and daemonic presence.

[somber stream]

Dang, Femboy posting again are we?

[thorny cave]

Skaven Caralho

Caralho spree!

[ripe tangle]

Therefore we must kill every resident.

[sleek harness]

See? He said you suck

[inland mantle]

Never stopped

[south jetty]

wrong attire!!!! wrong attire!!!!

[somber stream]

Femtide

[thorny cave]

Foda se

lol!

kkkkkk

[sleek harness]

Foda-se it is

Dumbass

Can't even spell right

[stable fox]

Not everything should be resolved in destruction.
If we'd exterminatus everything when at least one deamon appears then we'd had no more Imperium.

[inland mantle]

Rat calling you out

[ripe tangle]

Femtide, it’s the same thing except every character is a SoB who’s somehow even more fanatical than me.

[south jetty]

If I'm playing zealot the fit is nothing. Naked as hell covered in grease ready to light myself on fire. And! ☝️ I have a knife

[thorny cave]

Rats rats speaking brazilian

[inland mantle]

Oiled up you say?

[sleek harness]

The hell fem stands for? Femboy?

[somber stream]

I wouldn't last a day

[stable fox]

So karking hold your ground and keep most things in tact.

[south jetty]

AND FLEXING

[thorny cave]

How do you spell it

[ripe tangle]

This chat really can’t go a full hour without mentioning femboys

[inland mantle]

Yes

[light nymph]

okay upon cursory inspection ever since like 2010s almost every faction has at least a couple units being pumped with green stuff

[ripe tangle]

can it?

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

No

[thorny cave]

Besides "Eu sou um garoto safado que fica triste e fala mal das pessoas"

[light nymph]

what is this green gunk

[south jetty]

I've seen it happen before I think people are just horny RN

[somber stream]

It's either femboy or gay posting, which is the same

[stable fox]

Well.

Depends.

[sleek harness]

I was born in the least tropical and most secure county without any robberies and drug dealers in the world

Trust

[south jetty]

I've seen more straight than gay femboys

[ripe tangle]

When are they not?

[somber stream]

How is that possible

[elder stone]

Femboy does not equal gay

[south jetty]

Let's start talking about poop incidents and find out

[somber stream]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

[stable fox]

You will karking [redacted]-

[ripe tangle]

I’ve met a few straight femboys

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-15901363242606965490

[sleek harness]

If you dress like a women do you instantly become gay?

[stable fox]

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

No

[elder stone]

I got cyberpunk playing rn

[inland mantle]

Damn

[south jetty]

They're just feminine boys. Presentation doesn't mean anything

[elder stone]

Im on some real shit rn

[stable fox]

Next question.

[sleek harness]

Are you gay?

[stable fox]

Oh Throne give me some strength.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t know what my orientation is to be quite frank.

[inland mantle]

No

[south jetty]

I'm a bear but I'm not gay I'm just fat and hairy

[ripe tangle]

my only desire is to kill enemies of the Imperium

[elder stone]

My orientation is what makes me money

[somber stream]

Real

[ripe tangle]

to smite them with fury

[somber stream]

And i'm a Leopard 2A7V

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Why do you want to kill the Orks you foul person stupid

[ripe tangle]

because they’re vile Xenos

[south jetty]

No you just got different clothes on

[stable fox]

They see battlefield as playground.

[elder stone]

Massed produce T-34 my pronouns are T34/T34-Operator

[ripe tangle]

abominations that stand against the will of the God Emperor

[sleek harness]

They just want to make Gorg and Mork proud

By fighting a war with everything

[somber stream]

I've been inside a T-34, kinda cringe ngl

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

But it do the job

[ripe tangle]

They’re disgusting and deserve purgation for their crimes of being filthy Xenos

[elder stone]

The joke is extremely mass produced therefore no originality

[sleek harness]

But aren't you also a xeno?

[somber stream]

We're all Mass produced

[sleek harness]

Because you are stronger than a human

[ripe tangle]

no, I’m a human.

[sleek harness]

And very different from a human

[elder stone]

You will never find another Loosh

[ripe tangle]

I’m literally a human

[south jetty]

humans are xenos to xenos

[sleek harness]

Like a mutant

You kill mutants right?

So you killing yourself?

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[south jetty]

interesting way to drop that line

[ripe tangle]

if I take off my armour, you’d find that I am indeed a regular human… a jacked female human but a relatively normal human.

that’s a weird way to describe myself, sorry.

[somber stream]

A jacked female human you say

[stable fox]

Don't get too descriptive.

[south jetty]

jacked because you're an ass

[somber stream]

No no go on

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

Im one in an infinity

[sleek harness]

Ew no I don't want to see terrible things

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn’t strip in front of you rat thing.

[stable fox]

Skaven*

[south jetty]

No one should be stripping unless it's me

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Rat? What rat?

Clearly not me

I am skaven

[south jetty]

I'll set myself on fire

[ripe tangle]

what do Skaven eat anyway? I’m asking out of curiosity.

[inland mantle]

Do it

[somber stream]

Film it

[south jetty]

what

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[stable fox]

Well he smokes warpstone.

[somber stream]

Do it live

[elder stone]

What are we talkin bout

[south jetty]

you don't film self-immolation in the name of the Emperor that's heresy

[somber stream]

Immolation

[ripe tangle]

if Skaven smoke rocks, does this make them all crack addicts?

[somber stream]

How else are you going to spread the message

[stable fox]

You ask our Raki.

[sleek harness]

Food

Like duh

[elder stone]

I will set ablaze publicly if I am not paypalled 50000 usd

[inland mantle]

Can confirm he was smoking me last night

[sleek harness]

Stop making stupid questionz

[ripe tangle]

what is food to you? Do you eat people?

do you eat other Skaven?

[south jetty]

To the witnesses of the deed who will then spread word from then on

[somber stream]

Do it live

[stable fox]

You karking need to visit Sefoni.

[inland mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376627198466986064/1386153007326171277/xIN3yJF.gif

[gilded socket]

Ok

[south jetty]

let's go to Sefoni's freaky trials

[somber stream]

People burn daily in the Imperium, ye need a special announcement of sort to make it remarkable

[sleek harness]

Anything

Obviously

[south jetty]

they'll hear it from my own mouth

[stable fox]

I mean, rats can be carnivorous.

[inland mantle]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

so if I gave you a can of Corpse Starch, you’d eat it?

[somber stream]

How, you're a chunk of coal by that point

[stable fox]

So for skavens eating meat isn't something unusual.

[sleek harness]

Dude

[south jetty]

watch out, this one might eat your toes

[sleek harness]

Its meat

[inland mantle]

So he'll eat my meat you say?

[sleek harness]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[somber stream]

[sleek harness]

You are green

[stable fox]

cut it out or I'll call inquisition upon thee.

[sleek harness]

You don't got meat

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

Eating toes like candy over there

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[somber stream]

It's not even 4A.M american time yet

[inland mantle]

I have plans

[stable fox]

Narrator: he doesn't have a plan.

[sleek harness]

Holy shit he is going to make a sacrifice for Sigmar so he can get a body

[inland mantle]

Havoc 40 you go

[south jetty]

Doesn't need to be 4 am to be cursed

[elder stone]

"yet" as if im not fighting for my life

[stable fox]

Make me. Kark.

[south jetty]

2:30 am is good enough

[inland mantle]

Say less

[somber stream]

Literally go to bed

Go

[inland mantle]

Whos got this mans FS code

[ripe tangle]

Who the Kark is Sigmar?

[elder stone]

I couldnt wait for you to come and clear the cupboards

[ripe tangle]

We worship the God Emperor around here.

[sleek harness]

Lame

[stable fox]

He's like God Emperor, but from the alt world.

[sleek harness]

Praising a corpse

[somber stream]

Is there like another meaning to this

Or am i supposed to come over and clean your cupboards

[elder stone]

Real ones get the reference

[ripe tangle]

I should immolate you for spewing such blasphemy! Repent!

[somber stream]

Well i'm not real

[gilded socket]

Ngl i just feel tired constantly

[elder stone]

What specific song has that line

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[somber stream]

I'm manifested in your mind

[sleek harness]

What are you shooting at

[elder stone]

from a specific anime

[stable fox]

[yoinks bolter]

Not yet...

[sleek harness]

I am behind a magic grass ball

[inland mantle]

Then stop being tired ez

[sleek harness]

Thar I stole from a swamp wizard

[stable fox]

Swamp wi- you mean karking Nurgle scumbag?

[ripe tangle]

I was attempting to fire holes into you, rat creature.

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Swamp wizard

[stable fox]

Because that's the only association i have with swamp.

[somber stream]

:insert Ryan Gosling gif here:

[stable fox]

Those nurgle cultists..

[sleek harness]

I swear does anything that is disgusting praises nurgle to you?

[elder stone]

Another way to feel that you didnt want to feel and let yourself go

[sleek harness]

Dude

Thats my home

Thats regioncism

[stable fox]

It definitely stinks bad.

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

Stop

[inland mantle]

Anyways time for this rock to set his plans into motion till next time losers

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-underwater-gif-16330202956106689018

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus I got a question

A quick one

[gilded socket]

No like my soul is tired yk?

[stable fox]

I bet this is something that will involves insulting but go on, Raki.

[sleek harness]

No its not

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, how much can you lift?

[sleek harness]

I am going to say it

[sleek harness]

1 grass

[inland mantle]

Go outside meet some people change up life alittle. Or meet some people online all works out the same just need something new

[ripe tangle]

how much does 1 grass even weigh?

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

One grass

[ripe tangle]

how much is one grass!?!

[sleek harness]

A grass

[ripe tangle]

what is grass?

[sleek harness]

Grass

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never even seen grass before.

[stable fox]

you haven't seen a grass?

[somber stream]

Lucia never touched grass confirmed

[stable fox]

For THRONE sake have you even been on Holy Terra?

[sleek harness]

She stays 5000 years in a church thats why she doesn't know

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had the honour unfortunately…

[marsh iris]

grass? never heard of him

[stable fox]

Oh fragging...

[elder stone]

GR Ass? tf?

[sleek harness]

Touch grass

Stupid

[inland mantle]

You called

[marsh iris]

green rock ass

[inland mantle]

Damn

[ripe tangle]

I’m not that old, and for your information, I come from a Shrine World.

[stable fox]

Stay in your box!

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-stressed-gif-7713976294327515532

[sleek harness]

I don't give a fuck about where you came from but at the same time I am interested on knowing what a Shrine World is

Is it shiny?

[gilded socket]

Maybe

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

Shrine.. is that place got glassed or something?

[ripe tangle]

in many ways, it’s glistening in the God Emperor’s Radiance, so yes, I’d say it’s shiny.

[marsh iris]

green rock, your crack is showing

[thorny cave]

Read a book hairy asshole

[sleek harness]

Lame

[somber stream]

How'd you know hiss asshole is hairy

[thorny cave]

Or use your internet

[sleek harness]

Go live in a forge world

[somber stream]

Donald, how

[inland mantle]

Helped me use to never talk to people and life felt just shitty. Meet some crazy people over discord and I'm 100% in a better state of mind now a days

[stable fox]

Books? Sorry my Ogryn ate them. He thought he'd get smart.

[sleek harness]

Stop praising and use your strength to help humanity

As a miner

[thorny cave]

Nah Licht, it was for the brazilain human pretending to be a rat because he doesnt want to admit hes a furry

[ripe tangle]

You realise the Imperium has hundreds or maybe even thousands of Shrine worlds, right?

Hundreds is more accurate

[somber stream]

Rat is Brazillian?

[sleek harness]

Just like your age

[somber stream]

My condolences

[stable fox]

I am literally newborn Guardsmen.

[marsh iris]

went outside once

[stable fox]

What do you think?

[ripe tangle]

Why does everyone think I’m old!?!

[sleek harness]

Shut the fuck up

[thorny cave]

Nah hes just gay as fuck

[sleek harness]

Thats insulting

[somber stream]

Checks out

[sleek harness]

[thorny cave]

Im jking

[sleek harness]

I am not gay

For the 40th time I am saying that

[ripe tangle]

my hair is only white because I dye it so for piety sake.

[elder stone]

Me neither but we cant have nice things

[elder junco]

join darktide server because it's fun
General chat
Casual racism

[somber stream]

My hair is 60% gray

I'm not even 30 yet

[elder stone]

We talk about femboys too btw

[sleek harness]

What racism?

[thorny cave]

You are too adamant about it to not be

[sleek harness]

Don't see any

[sleek harness]

What does this word mean

[elder stone]

Holy fucking shit

[stable fox]

Imperium is casual about racism anyway.

[elder stone]

you ancient asf

[somber stream]

Nah just genetic

[south jetty]

my jorts are on fire

[elder stone]

SPACE RACISM

[somber stream]

Dad has that silver hair thing

[ripe tangle]

Pour water on yourself.

[marsh iris]

jortses

[elder stone]

My family goes from Blonde-Brown-Black-Blonde

[somber stream]

Genetic is something else

[south jetty]

Water can come from within as well

[elder stone]

its gemetic

[sleek harness]

I find every single one of you racist because yall calling me rat instead of skaven

[ripe tangle]

irl my hair is a mix of black, ginger red, and brown, so it looks sort of auburn

[somber stream]

We need to boost the ginger population

I volunteer

[marsh iris]

hair is for pulling

[elder stone]

I second

[south jetty]

I have the strongest human traits. Dark brown eyes, dark brown hair

[sleek harness]

Clearly a mutant

[elder stone]

Hair is for lizard-shaped haircuts

[ripe tangle]

mutants need to be culled with holy fire.

I’m no mutant though.

[sleek harness]

Yes you are

[marsh iris]

ive seen that before, pretty rad

[south jetty]

you should become bald then

[sleek harness]

You are abnormal

[elder stone]

Ive seen a kid with "FORTNITE" and an AK-47 lmfao

[sleek harness]

Guys I believe this guy left

[gilded socket]

Maybe ill try it

[elder stone]

lmao

[ripe tangle]

I’m perfectly normal, everything about me is normal, I was trained from childhood to be a warrior for the God Emperor, I train and pray constantly, I preach sermons, I’m willing to die for the Emperor, I’m normal.

[south jetty]

literally didn't see where the racism was 😭

[sleek harness]

Oh well he is from the Helldiver 2 server so he's probably more sensible

[elder stone]

Being normal is drinking alcohol all day and walking the city streets

[somber stream]

He's till around though

[south jetty]

was it just because you were called Brazilian

[ripe tangle]

average Eastern European be like

[south jetty]

nope

[elder stone]

Holy pinpoint accuracy

[sleek harness]

Okay but you forgot about the 5000 years old of yours

[elder stone]

Lowkey gonna do what my dad did and off-road on the frozen river

[ripe tangle]

where does the idea that I’m old even come from!?!

[south jetty]

your hair

[inland mantle]

Me

[ripe tangle]

it’s white.

[somber stream]

Checked, still here

[ripe tangle]

because I dyed it white.

[stable fox]

Furries, am i right?

[tiny shore]

The Game

[south jetty]

says they gone for me

[somber stream]

I think it's a Scallies

[elder stone]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!

[somber stream]

Not that it's any better

[sleek harness]

Because everything in the imperium that is strong lives for like 500000 trillion years because fuck you

[south jetty]

only sometimes
- the furry

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

I am renegade, i do not care about friendly fire.

[elder stone]

Loner Mentality

🐺 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[stable fox]

Unless if feelings are mutual.

Then I'll mind my fire.

[ripe tangle]

at least you recognize my enormous strength, but mine is powered by the God Emperor’s Blessing. (And constant training)

[south jetty]

Loner more like b-

uhhhghhhgggghhuhhhggh

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

my head hurt

[sleek harness]

So god gave you 50000 years of life because he is a simp?

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

I'd say he's more like a skeleton

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Dead Corpse Emperor

[ripe tangle]

That doesn’t even make sense, such words baffle me, they’re so blasphemous I’m not even sure where to begin to respond.

[sleek harness]

The 50000 years old

[ripe tangle]

I suppose I could begin with shooting at you with a Holy Flamer.

[gilded socket]

Ngl the moment i stop talking here the less and less this place makes sense

[somber stream]

Exactly

[south jetty]

do we ever make sense in here

[somber stream]

It's mental illness here mostly, heal thyself, go touch grass

[stable fox]

If you don't live on asteroids.

[somber stream]

What if we colonize the moon

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

Bro where do you think Im texting from????

[somber stream]

What would the residents there called

[elder stone]

Moonmen

[somber stream]

Lunarian?

[elder stone]

Wait thats good

[somber stream]

Moonmen sounds derp af

I like it

[brazen pelican]

Whalers.

[ripe tangle]

Lunarian sounds proper

[elder stone]

Moonman sounds like a slur ngl

[ripe tangle]

WERE WHALING ON THE MOON

[sleek harness]

Paul this random lady want to strip naked in front of me

[ripe tangle]

WE CARRY OUR HARPOONS

[sleek harness]

Get me my lawyers

[gilded socket]

I should go outside more ngl

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

Sounds illegal

[somber stream]

Do it

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[somber stream]

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

[sleek harness]

Thats skaven eye abuse

[gilded socket]

This place is inspiration enough to gtfo

[somber stream]

Exactly, do it

[brazen pelican]

I consider this a victory. :3

[ripe tangle]

I grew up watching Futurama lol

[muted rock]

werent u the one telling me yesterday this place is good and friendly 😭

[elder stone]

This place is friendly when you talk to the right people

[sleek harness]

It is friendly if you become one of us

Not a crybaby

[somber stream]

Yesn't

[ripe tangle]

embrace the cringe

[somber stream]

Cringe?

We're not cringe

[ripe tangle]

join the casual dumbassery

[somber stream]

Edgy, more like

[elder stone]

Loosh isn't cringe

[sleek harness]

We are criminals that's what

[somber stream]

No, Loosh is cringe.

[elder stone]

Loosh is a really good character in the Darktide Discord

[sleek harness]

That lady wanted to kill me

[somber stream]

(I jest)

[elder stone]

Blatant trolling

[sleek harness]

Thats skaven endangerment

[ripe tangle]

It’s not “Skaven Endagerment” it’s protecting the innocent by purging the obvious mutant/xenos from existence for the crime of existing.

[brazen pelican]

I rewatch it every now and then.

[gilded socket]

Its mental illness o clock now

[sleek harness]

Oooh but you aren't a mutant because you look human

[ripe tangle]

I AM human!

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

Liar

[somber stream]

Deranged period usually start at 4

[ripe tangle]

how do I even prove this to you!?!

[somber stream]

But it's getting earlier by the days

[somber stream]

DM feet pics

[sleek harness]

Thats the good part

You don't

[ripe tangle]

No.

[sleek harness]

Because I won't believe someone called "sister"

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

Skavens stink like ass

[sleek harness]

Yeah yeah go back to zealot chat

[ripe tangle]

whatever you say, Rodent of Unusual Size.

[sleek harness]

With your buddies

[sleek harness]

Do you even know my name?

Obviously not nobody does

[ripe tangle]

You’ve never told me.

[brazen pelican]

Do you?

[sleek harness]

Yes I do

[ripe tangle]

liar

[brazen pelican]

I don't believe you.

[ripe tangle]

Skaven don’t have names

[sleek harness]

Ok

[ripe tangle]

except the important ones

[sleek harness]

I don't give a shit if gou believe me or not

Unlike you

[sleek harness]

Say, I am important because I shape this server

Of course, I won't tell you why I am actually important

[ripe tangle]

you’re the only Skaven who somehow jumped from the Sigmar universe to 40,000.

[sleek harness]

I am just using one of the reasons

[stable fox]

Magic orb.

He uses karking magic orb

[gilded socket]

Fuck you rat bastard

[sleek harness]

I didn't, I am using magic ball

That I stole

From swamp wizard

[ripe tangle]

is this why when I shot at you the bolter rounds did nothing!?!

[mental jasper]

@brazen pelican once i again i thank you for the help

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[brazen pelican]

You're welcome! :3

[ripe tangle]

damned abberation.

[sleek harness]

Look at who is saying

5000 years old

White hair

One eye

Normal one

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ripe tangle]

I will spill your entrails and watch your rodent belly split, then I will barbecue your flesh.

[gilded socket]

Hag lucia

Shes gonna kill me

[sleek harness]

Whats more is very insulting about you?

[sleek harness]

Dude aren't you a priest?

[ripe tangle]

you’re just listing off my physical appearance…

[sleek harness]

This act is very heresycious

[sleek harness]

And age

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a Priest, I’m a Battle Sister of the Adepta Sororitas, my Order is the Bloody Rose

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[ripe tangle]

I’m…. 29

[sleek harness]

Priest anyways

[sleek harness]

So you are a baby?

Liar

You are 5000 years old

[mental jasper]

1 more year and the uncle status belongs to you

[ripe tangle]

how old do Skaven even get?!

[sleek harness]

About only 3 years

If not in war

[ripe tangle]

how long if there is a war?

[sleek harness]

1

[gilded socket]

Lucia is OLD

[ripe tangle]

that’s a bit pitiful, but not unexpected.

[gilded socket]

HAG

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Dang, 29

That's old

[sleek harness]

Dude you are literally lying about being 29

You are 5000 years old

[ripe tangle]

Maxine I swear to the Golden Throne, I’ll beat you.

[sleek harness]

Theres no need to be shy about it

[ripe tangle]

humans don’t live to 5000

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[gilded socket]

Lucia’s a womanbeater

[stable fox]

Well.

[sleek harness]

You aren't human

[stable fox]

Well...

[gilded socket]

She hates trans guardsmen!

[thick fog]

[ripe tangle]

I don’t hate Guardsmen.

unless they’re heretics of course

[sleek harness]

You probably do

Because they shout alot

And you have bad hearing

[gilded socket]

Lucia hates trans guardsmen confirmed

[sleek harness]

Because of your age

[somber stream]

Wait so you're a trans woman that like female?

[ripe tangle]

I love trans people

as long as they’re adherents of the God Emperor

[somber stream]

That's a lot of extra steps

[sleek harness]

Wheres the certificate

If theres no you are a liar

[ripe tangle]

the certificate is me not killing you.

[stable fox]

Oh Throne.

[elder stone]

Hate everyone equally

[gilded socket]

You didn’t know i was transfemme?

[gilded socket]

Name 5

[ripe tangle]

You.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But theres another

The one which I am talking

[somber stream]

I know that you identify as a female, and you like girls, that's about it

[stable fox]

I know five.
Orks, Necrons, Tyranids, Eldars and Chaos Slaneesh.

🧠

[gilded socket]

Well thanks for not being all weird about it

[gilded socket]

That’s it? Me?

[ripe tangle]

I shall slaughter them all with impunity!

Unleash my fury unto those Vile Xenos

[sleek harness]

Don't trans people like both genders?

[ripe tangle]

cull them for their existence is a mockery of mankind’s glory!

[somber stream]

Best not go there rat

[stable fox]

Tyranids are literal space vermins so no excuse to let them live.

[thorny cave]

Trans people love dudes that pretend to be rats

[ripe tangle]

Why’re we talking about trans people anyway?

[sleek harness]

Give me money and I don't

[elder stone]

Tyranid baddies

[somber stream]

💰

[stable fox]

[short shard]

Arbites are the new elf

[sleek harness]

That's a emoji you bastard

[somber stream]

I too, like transformer

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

Heard Micheal Bay is making a new one

[elder stone]

Who’s your favorite? I like soundwave

[stable fox]

Can you transformer into a truck?

[ripe tangle]

fr my opinion on trans people is actually neutral, like… irl I mean, I support their right to exist and that’s kind of it?

[sleek harness]

Dude got this so wrong

[somber stream]

I like Optimus Crime

[ripe tangle]

I otherwise dont really care irl if someone is trans or not

[stable fox]

Human is human.

[sleek harness]

I am not human

[ripe tangle]

I am a human

[sleek harness]

Liar

[thorny cave]

Your a douche

[elder stone]

I might be human?

[ripe tangle]

this rat thing claims I’m not for some reason.

[gilded socket]

Woorf

[stable fox]

He's my douche.

[short shard]

Nah. Arbites is 100% the new elf. They run through the game at light speed, disregard the other players and are probably gonna throw a huge fit here in a week or two when their class gets nerfed

[sleek harness]

BECAUSE YOU HAVE 5000 YEARS

[ripe tangle]

where are you even getting that number?

[sleek harness]

Looks

Clearly

[thorny cave]

makes sense

[gilded socket]

Skaven is projecting his fantasies on you

[ripe tangle]

I don’t even look that old.

[thorny cave]

Checks out

[somber stream]

Gay rat?

[sleek harness]

Wft is a douche

Is it a maid?

If so I am hunting you down

[stable fox]

Usually sisters of battle and space marines ageing very slowly.

[stable fox]

No, that's usually used as an insult.

Probably equal to "idiot" but i digress.

[elder stone]

I’m the only person who shouldn’t be hated because im objectively the ideal creature

[sleek harness]

You look old if you are human

You clearly aren't

[thorny cave]

in this context it means "ass tool"

[sleek harness]

You look like you are a teenager with that stupid ass face

[silver mango]

gambled most of my melk bux to get myself some curios

none of them are 420/430

I'm going to hurt Melk

[ripe tangle]

brb

[gilded socket]

I think we should all focus hate to me and unify

[stable fox]

Gambling with Melk.

Pain.

[somber stream]

Melk'ed

[silver mango]

I'm going to pan-sear Melk's balls and make him eat it with a side of mashed potatos

[sleek harness]

Why are you calling me yours idiot then

[thorny cave]

Cause youre stuck up your own asshole

[stable fox]

Look I don't remember the meaning of every words

So i did assumption

Is that clear?

[sleek harness]

Understood

[stable fox]

Besides you always calling me an idiot.

[sleek harness]

Also I am not gay

41th time saying that

[somber stream]

Sounds oddly specific, not your first rodeo i take?

[sleek harness]

[thorny cave]

Only someone gay would have to say they arent gay

that much

[stable fox]

You really have a grudge over a skaven huh.

[sleek harness]

Only someone gay would keep asking if someone of their same gender is gay

[silver mango]

Yes

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

I said his wife looks ugly

[stable fox]

He has a wife?

[somber stream]

Hope you'd merciful enough to serve the potat with some gravy

[stable fox]

In the 41st millennium?

[sleek harness]

That ugly thing in his pfp is his wife

[somber stream]

Who?

[thorny cave]

only because you dumb enough to believe it

[sleek harness]

Doonald

[thorny cave]

Caralho

[sleek harness]

Oh my, he lied

Anyways you are ugly

[stable fox]

[thorny cave]

So are you

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[thorny cave]

I dont have to pretend to be rat

[somber stream]

I thought that was a man wearing a dress doing some sort of artsy concept

[stable fox]

Karien find our skaven cute. For some reason.

[gilded socket]

Skaven’s gay saw it with my own eyes

[thorny cave]

And get fake pats

[sleek harness]

I don't have to lie about having a wife

[thorny cave]

Jokes vs reality

[sleek harness]

Which looks like that

[stable fox]

Because you don't have either?

[gilded socket]

She would take anything in if she found at least something about it cute

[somber stream]

The way you people flirt is very odd, you know that?

[stable fox]

Flirting?

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[somber stream]

Flirting.

[elder stone]

Am I included in this

[stable fox]

I kill Heretics.

[sleek harness]

Doonald is flirting with me

[thorny cave]

Skaven loves me

[sleek harness]

Kill him

[thorny cave]

See? told you

[somber stream]

You're not a rat

Wait, are you?

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

Nah broski im just a guy

[sleek harness]

Dutch, Doonald was the rat

[stable fox]

At least not a Duck.

[somber stream]

We have a Dutch here?

[elder stone]

I’ve had 2 human girlfriends

[thorny cave]

You are rat dont pretend at this point

Its too late in the game

[somber stream]

Impressive, very nice

[sleek harness]

Dutch Van Der Linde in my Stickers waiting for me to buy nitro

[gilded socket]

What do you expect from a band of mentally ill religious zealot larpers

[stable fox]

Does he have a plan?

[sleek harness]

No you are the real rat

[sleek harness]

Yes its Tahiti

[somber stream]

Nitro is cringe, imagine paying to send stickers

Stay based rat

[sleek harness]

But then I can't spam Ork Smug sticker

[stable fox]

Karking nitro. If i even had one I'd had not a lot of use.

[somber stream]

Oh yeah that was you, annoying af that one

[ripe tangle]

back

[somber stream]

Best be this way

[sleek harness]

Liar

[somber stream]

You wish

[sleek harness]

You liked it

[somber stream]

But, you are one

[ripe tangle]

🥖

[sleek harness]

Hello lady

Person

Evil

[somber stream]

Brot

[gilded socket]

Exactly

[ripe tangle]

Hello again, Skaven

[sleek harness]

HOLY SHIT SHE SAID MY NAME

[elder stone]

She want you

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

Fr

[ripe tangle]

your name is the name of your race?

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

that would be as if my name was "human"

[somber stream]

Would be a based name ngl

[sleek harness]

No

But its close enough

[somber stream]

John Humanity

[elder merlin]

Sister human

[stable fox]

Well some would refer you as sister so that checks out.

[gilded socket]

Forbidden love

[sleek harness]

Sister Man-thing

[sleek harness]

Dude can yall like

Stop crushing me with everyone in the server

[ripe tangle]

Skaven, do they have humans on your world?

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

They who

[stable fox]

Holy Sigmar...

[gilded socket]

Its funny

Get tumblr’d

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT GAY

[elder stone]

Atp imma just quit discord 😭🙏

[stable fox]

And i thought i have luxury to actually annoy him.

[somber stream]

Will do you more good than harm

Also gay rat is gay

[stable fox]

Raki, use Uno card.

[jade fable]

How do you keep yourself from getting tunnel vision when overwhelmed

[gilded socket]

Yeah yeah grass isnt green

[sleek harness]

Uni Card

[elder stone]

Absolutely not

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaaaa-screaming-kitten-gif-25999936

[sleek harness]

I will laugh at you instead

[stable fox]

Reverse card.

[ripe tangle]

I still don't even know what grass is.

[jade fable]

How do you keep yourself from getting tunnel vision when overwhelmed

!!!

[somber stream]

GET BIGGER SCREEN

[jade fable]

Have sex

[ripe tangle]

the Shrine World I'm from is mostly grey and brown.

[somber stream]

Or just like, turn your mouse around real fast idk

[ripe tangle]

not with you

[stable fox]

Please get vacation on Terra...

You will do yourself a favour.

[jade fable]

Tunnel vision its an american expression

[gilded socket]

Arf

[ripe tangle]

I would do anything for a Pilgrimage to the Imperium's Holiest site!

[somber stream]

I know what a tunnel vision is, i main Germany in War Thunder

[sleek harness]

Sister Lady Person Evil

[ripe tangle]

but alas, I am not worthy of such luxury

[sleek harness]

Why you sent me a friend request

[somber stream]

You need to improve your combat positioning and situation awareness

[ripe tangle]

because you seem like a cool person -_-

[stable fox]

Oh bother. There's a thing called "earning".

So have a little faith would ya?

[gilded socket]

Mhm…”cool”…

[sleek harness]

That is strange

Not even my friend Nicky sent s friend request

[gilded socket]

Gay

[stable fox]

Because I'm not a good friend.

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[sleek harness]

Indeed

But I am

[gilded socket]

Cant deny it gayboy

[gilded socket]

HE IS GAY

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT

[gilded socket]

AM TOO

[stable fox]

Okay cut it out.

[frail lichen]

GAY RAT

[gilded socket]

GAY RAT ALERT

[ripe tangle]

indeed, I must earn the luxury to be worthy of such a grand priviledge; but I have more important duties as a Sister.

[frail lichen]

GAY RATS ABORD THE SHIP

[gilded socket]

WOKE MIND VIRUS

[elder stone]

I’m deadass becoming a hater rn

[stable fox]

This joke is rather getting old, leave that rat alone for a bit.

[sleek harness]

Which hater

[elder stone]

General chat hater

[sleek harness]

Hey its not our fault

Its their fault #zealot-class

[stable fox]

Book kid with keyboard.

[gilded socket]

Naah

[stable fox]

You do know it ain't good thing when you're overdoing.

I know that, i am the nuisance.

[sleek harness]

No but being serious I will give my opinion about this joke

I will give my opinion about this joke

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

[ripe tangle]

[sleek harness]

Okay this time for real

Nah nvm too lazy

Going to sleep gn

[stable fox]

I karking knew it.

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

You always leave everything on cliffhanger.

[gilded socket]

Gay

Rat

[stable fox]

Erh.

[gilded socket]

[sleek harness]

You two keep fighting on to see if I find this joke fucking stupid boring annoying offensive or not

[ornate field]

[stable fox]

Oh look this guy has Ultramar insignia.

[gilded socket]

Kill him

Ultracucks

[stable fox]

That's one way to become Heretic.

[sleek harness]

Its a horseshoe

Dumbass

[ripe tangle]

Ultramar symbol upside down is an Omega

Omega being opposite of Alpha

[silver mango]

running 2 tough 1 hp curios rn

should I swap the hp curio for stamina

[stable fox]

More stamina the better.

Especially if you do shield.

[silver mango]

im vet

[stable fox]

Or zoomie knife Zealot.

[silver mango]

ill always be vet

[delicate vapor]

[stable fox]

Oh kark- this guy awake.

[throws krak candy]

[silver mango]

so stamina curio on vet yay or nay

[stable fox]

I use one.

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

Im busting

[elder stone]

Sex talk genuinely got old

I don’t know how this happened

[thick fog]

Go burst somewhere else maybe that one pox

[somber stream]

I bought the recoloured knife, send help

[somber stream]

Overused

[marsh iris]

Lex talk

[gilded socket]

Pox bursters are the bane of my existence

[elder stone]

Literally

[round mica]

I did a thing w help from arbite channel

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9f60fb5c-55ac-4e43-a2c2-26ccffe285c0/heavy-remover?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[mental jasper]

i like how

most of the good hats are penance