general-chat

[cyan current]

Is it like darktide but with skaven

[fair bridge]

yeah

[modest flume]

You can also hear enemy patrols doing drills, just like in VT2

[wintry fog]

It's like Darktide, but medieval fantasy and the enemies are rats, chaos barbarians, and to some beastmen dudes

[trim lotus]

vermintide is more punishing since there's no "shield" on you

[fair bridge]

it's easier tbh

at least to me

[trim lotus]

nah youre tripping

[rugged vigil]

Maybe because I've just been playing Darktide for 2 weeks but I can't seem to find any differences in the maps. I mean yes they're different & I can find my way around the maps now that I've been playing Darktide for a bit but they all seem the same. Vermintide 2 was different. Each map had its own identity.

[cyan current]

What class have you been playing?

[modest flume]

Vermintide is Warhammer Fantasy, so no (or less) guns/ranged weapons, and much more emphasis on melee

[wintry fog]

Yeah it feels slower, but always requires you to be a lot mroe careful about blocking

[green beacon]

nah the movement is so much more sluggish
I'm a lot less consistent in dodging disablers in vt2

[fair bridge]

i've played every class, my favorites are probably slayer, mercenary and zealot

[rugged vigil]

I can attest to that. I've been playing nearly 2 weeks & I'm already doing Havoc. Auric seemed "easy."

[modest flume]

Well, it probably doesn't help that each habzone level has like 3 different maps that can all interact with each other

[cyan current]

Bro what

[modest flume]

For example, on Throneside

[fair bridge]

you asked me what class i've been playing bro and i told you

[modest flume]

One map has you raising the bridge, the other 2 have you going across it already lowered

[wintry fog]

There are five characters and each has 3 subclasses to choose from once you level up enough.

[cyan current]

The hell is merc and slayer bro 😭

[modest flume]

One of them also plays in the opposite direction of the other

[fair bridge]

vermintide 2

[cyan current]

Am talking about darktide classes

What darktide class have you been playing the most

[fair bridge]

zealot

[wintry fog]

o, lol
COMMISSAR

[rugged vigil]

Mercenary & Slayer is one of the Dwarf's classes. He's one of my mains haha Really fun character.

[inland mantle]

Zealot mains rise up

[trim lotus]

auris is easy

[fair bridge]

i still need to play the new vt2 maps

it's been so long

[trim lotus]

the challenge only begins after havoc 25-30

[fair bridge]

apparently they updated a bunch of shit

[rugged vigil]

But fun. Depending upon the RNG.

[cyan current]

Zealot is a shock class in a sense they are really good at doing large spikes of close range damage to multiple enemies but they struggle at sustained fights with spread out enemies

[fair bridge]

i'm aware, that's why i like playing them

[trim lotus]

its fun indeed

[orchid skiff]

heresy?!

[elder stone]

Dukane is not it

[trim lotus]

its more fun than havoc where you're jumpbed by 4 bosses + random dh from the far west of the map

[rugged vigil]

Damnation is chill & good for farming materials which I'm currently doing. I spent a week playing & researching everything about the game such as dump stats, max level, curios, weapons & curios not carrying over to other characters which is complete bs etc. I have maxed out nearly all my weapons.

[wintry fog]

I thought Dukane was bae before I got a good look at her.
That sounds awful, but it's just like... girl you're always standing in the the shadows

[trim lotus]

Dukane is bae

[modest flume]

Tbh you started at a good time

Once upon a time, currency was not shared between characters

[orchid skiff]

that's a mood tbh

[cyan current]

Who is Dukane?

the commissar lady

[wintry fog]

Yeah her

[modest flume]

Also not to mention pre-Unlocked and Loaded

[trim lotus]

"Serve with steel"

[wintry fog]

So I'm back to simping for Zola

[latent heath]

Just completed On Overwatch without cheese

Holy COW

Now I can go back to playing without griefing teammates

[rugged vigil]

It was time man. I've done everything one can do in Vermintide 2. I played the Darktide beta but didn't like it. My brother bought Darktide last year & had been asking me to transition. I finally did 2 weeks ago 🤣

[wintry fog]

Even tho fatshark is clearly telegraphing that Zola is going to join Wolfer

[trim lotus]

nah she wont

if she does im gonna choke her with my bare hands

[modest flume]

Welcome to the fold, you can never escape

[orchid skiff]

zola is loyal

[cyan current]

Wolfer tried to kill her in the prologue I doubt it

[fair bridge]

wolfer's zola's brother or something

[cyan current]

He is close to her in some way it is never specified tho

[fair bridge]

they're oomfies on twitter

omg

[cyan current]

@wintry fog malcador reference?

[cyan current]

What is “oomfies”

[marsh iris]

what does emperor eat for breakfast

[trim lotus]

they're so close to eachother that it takes one lick to reach another

[fair bridge]

you have to be chronically online and a big fat loser to know what it means

[wintry fog]

No idea sorry

[cyan current]

Ok now am even more confused

[fair bridge]

zola reported one of wolfer's xeets and got him suspended 😔

[wintry fog]

That wide brush is hitting most of the warhammer community

[rugged vigil]

Wow 😢 Many things about Darktide crafting mechanics are still bs. Makes u wonder if the same company made Vermintide 2. And those things I find very annoying. Such as not being able to play any map you'd like, curios & weapons not carrying over especially. I have 20% curios drop on all 3 of my curios. Does that stack to 60% because if it does then the RNG is shit as I only got dropped 1 curio in 10 games.

[fair bridge]

true

[cyan current]

Is oomfies like twitter pen pals or something?

[fair bridge]

sure

[wintry fog]

people who both follow eachother

[dim sky]

Man, there should be a way to avoid queueing into campaign missions with quickplay

It ruined the mission pool

[fair bridge]

oomf = one of my followers

[rugged vigil]

Thank you. Also, why is this awesome game still not properly optimized? I don't get it. Ofc it's running better than during beta. Much better. But still.

[cyan current]

That one lag spiking preparing to strike at the worst time possible:

[marsh iris]

iirc darktide made by separate team, not sure if they really follow close to the vermin team in terms of programming and direction

[fair bridge]

i like playing on lowest settings

game still looks great

[thick fog]

Shark is always eating the game frames

[rugged vigil]

Vermintide 2 runs smoothly but I don't get why Darktide has its issues

[thick fog]

too obese

[fair bridge]

of course there are a few lighting bugs which is super annoying

[trim lotus]

think of vermindite as if it's an STC in warhammer

its a lost tech

and nobody can do anything without it

so they improvise

[cyan current]

I thought bc of your name you where referencing malcadors speech about how the emperor is a shape shifter who changed his age/gender/form through history

[marsh iris]

FS spaghetti codes

[trim lotus]

(even tho it's a dark tech method)

[wintry fog]

My guess would be inefficient asset occlusion.

[rugged vigil]

They should've. The melee combat in that is second to none. But melee in Darktide feels "off." In Vermintide 2 every hit connects exactly where u want it to.

[cyan current]

I feel like it is the lighting

[wintry fog]

Oh shit, so you're saying I'M RIGHT

[thick fog]

I would be saying the opposite

[modest flume]

Yep, you and everyone else for years

I understand that VT and DT devs are not the same, and that they simply used VT as a "blueprint" for DT, but it used to be so barebones that you really had to question what were they thinking. The original penance list was more akin to a literal checklist of things to do, rather than closer to the Okri's Challenges it is now. Commissary has not been touched since release. Skills were "left or right every 5 levels until you get to 30" just like in Darktide. Currencies were not shared. Weapons dropped with a fixed set of stats, with no empowerment, and you could only make a maximum of two changes to a weapon, including perks and blessings, before the weapon was locked. If you wanted a higher tier blessing, you had to earn it, find it in the shops, or spend resources to keep blessing them to higher rarities, to then sacrifice. It was rough lol

[rugged vigil]

And WHY can't we turn off blood ? 😡😡😡

[thick fog]

You can?

[marsh iris]

also darktide main dev left after releasing the game at some point

[wintry fog]

Wait, I though blood decals were in display options

[modest flume]

It's.. relatively better but not really optimized by any means

[round mica]

also the game struggles to render the immense thickness and voluptuous size of the ogryns ass cheeks

[thick fog]

Yes it is

[trim lotus]

the question is why we cant have more blood

[thick fog]

The only blood effects I see is just from bleeding stacks

[frail lichen]

its not blood its rot

[rugged vigil]

I played with an Ogryn earlier today. I can confirm that all details were clear 🤣

[wintry fog]

it's not rot it's decay

[trim lotus]

and the question is answered by only by the mod which increases blood decals

[thick fog]

70GB of Ogryn assets and the remaining is the actual game

[trim lotus]

but i dont play with mods

[frail lichen]

potato tomato

[wintry fog]

[fair bridge]

those are two different things

[trim lotus]

blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[marsh iris]

blood makes me vomit can we change blood decal to white

[modest flume]

People coming in here to complain about the last hot fix breaking the gibbing of enemies

[frail lichen]

nuh uh the changer of ways made them the same

[marsh iris]

😨

[trim lotus]

1 missed call from slaanesh, 1 incoming shot from comissar

[rugged vigil]

They are but the game tricks you as blood still appears when you slay heretics. I tried the disablebloodeffects mod but that needs updating as it doesn't work.

[round mica]

the enemies hear me coming not because of my size, not because of my speed, but the thunderous clap of my cheeks. Sometimes often mistaken for a thunder hammer smacking down on its target

[thick fog]

i think bros are a bit too psychotic

[fair bridge]

the changer of ways sent me an email and said that you're wrong

[modest flume]

Users customizing their own experience? In DARKTIDE??????????????

[frail lichen]

NUH UH I AM PAPA TZEENTCH'S SPECIAL BIRD

[cyan current]

Decapitation boutta hit different

[wintry fog]

This would be amazing, for reasons

[fair bridge]

sorry i gotta take a phone call rq (it's tzeentch)

brb!!

[round mica]

bro wants this to be the second season of seven deadly sins

[marsh iris]

[wintry fog]

Redo of Healer

[modest flume]

"Morrow, I'm trying to sneak around, but the thunder hammer clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards. What do I do?"

[elder stone]

Isnt this what chinese censorship does?

[fair bridge]

germany is also known to do it

[orchid skiff]

because they let modders fix stuff rather than do their jobs

[fair bridge]

and australia i believe for some games

[round mica]

[elder stone]

cover my favorite show characters in white blood

[fair bridge]

yo

[elder stone]

No we not feeling that one?

mb

[modest flume]

[cyan current]

I am omning it

[wintry fog]

nooo don't spray me in white bodily fluid (blood) haha

[rugged vigil]

The modding community is awesome here. They've all done a fantastic job with their mods. That new mod which turns on colourful lights during Arbites ulti is hilarious 🤣

[elder stone]

Looshing it

[round mica]

ogryn would definitely pull a drax moment from GOTG and pull out the “ i’ve mastered the art of stealth.. i can stand so incredibly still i become invisible to the naked eye “

[marsh iris]

imagine psyker exploding and all enemies around got splooged white

[cyan current]

Mark I made steak

We can be bees

[elder stone]

shower psyker in that white liquid gold

[cyan current]

Got too excited at the sight of beloved

[round mica]

velveeta reference

[elder merlin]

Why cant they just stick to the classics? Like "Get rid of the fomo store", "Why is there only slop?", "Why does zealot and vet suck?", and even the new one, "Why is arbite so busted?"

[orchid skiff]

sloptide

[modest flume]

"how dare they challenge my lack of discipline and self restraint!"

[round mica]

or even the best one, why can’t we have shirtless ogryns?

[cyan current]

Btw am I the only one who thinks the seer psyker sounds more romantic than platonic

[marsh iris]

male seer pre-explosion climax yell

[elder stone]

Beloved!~

[fair bridge]

i like the savant

[round mica]

he’s got the smooth
black man voice, call him sexual chocolate

[cyan current]

Bro what

[elder stone]

I dont think we see eye-to-eye on this one chief

[round mica]

isn’t seer psyker the guy with the smooth deep ish black guy voice?

[orchid skiff]

do you mean savant

[round mica]

ohhhh

nevermind then

[trim lotus]

all psyker VAs really cooked tho

[tiny shore]

wtf is a black guy voice lol

[trim lotus]

id even say all darktide VAs

they're all good

[round mica]

savant

[orchid skiff]

when you're black and you speak

[slim iris]

I think I'm consistently the most happy with psyker's voices as a whole

[round mica]

it’s a great voice

[tiny shore]

Ahhh human male voice

[wintry fog]

Unless you're Carleton

[slim iris]

That was the wrong reply

[round mica]

reminds me of sylens from horizon zero dawn

[elder stone]

Male whimpering audio [ASMR]

[trim lotus]

i was so happy to see Alix getting back to Tide series and voicing lexmate

missed her voice

[orchid skiff]

what did carleton do to take this stray

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-hype-gif-14146009

[round mica]

this is why we can’t have nice things

[cyan current]

No the seer is the one with the raspy voice

[round mica]

i haven’t played my psyker in so long

[marsh iris]

seer is the beloved one

[halcyon glen]

Don’t have what it takes

[marsh iris]

he sounds like a librarian

[cyan current]

He is talking about the thick African accent of the savant

[wintry fog]

Same, I enjoy some glass cannon abilities but not having the the endurance of a wet paper bag

but that's my skissue

[cyan current]

imma be honest I like the savant bro is too innocent

Like he did nothing wrong

[orchid skiff]

a literal nerd, love him

[thick fog]

the better psyker

[elder stone]

Voice Acted by
Rewdy
Licht
Lamia
Garut

[marsh iris]

[orchid skiff]

now why am i listed

[cyan current]

Bro is too precious for war hammer

[round mica]

chat is turning into a twitch stream

[elder stone]

More feminine touches to it

[elder merlin]

[cyan current]

The seer is a sweet heart but he definitely got more than a few screws loose

[marsh iris]

he's funny

[orchid skiff]

I'm going to kill you

[elder stone]

You need me for cooking

[round mica]

a psyker can’t be a psyker if his head is fully attached to his shoulders

[halcyon glen]

All you need is love

[slim iris]

I love male seer and female loose cannon's interactions

So unhinged but "friendly"

[cyan current]

“Why do you kill them before I can do unspeakable things to them?”

[elder merlin]

So weird to be against shirtless characters, i guess it just brings up the double standard? Which, i assume, is why they just do away with it altogether?

[slim iris]

"The last time someone said something mean about my beloved they disappeared"
"Well I think your beloved's alright"

[orchid skiff]

imagine saying something and beloved legit throws your physical form into the warp

i think that'd ruin my day a lil

[cyan current]

Well no worries mentally well adjusted psyker sir

[elder hare]

the only thing he can do is throw his chair back in the recliner function

[thick fog]

Idk if it just me but is anyone having issues with steam overlay when you try to buy aquila bundles?

[cyan current]

Isn’t it weird we never see that many female seers?

[tired steeple]

Is seer the “beloved” spammer

[orchid skiff]

well that's assuming it is him, it could be a daemon

[tired steeple]

Or is that savant

[thick coyote]

"Well rejects, who do you fight for"
"For the emperor"
"For the emperor"
"For Cadia"
"For the emperor"

[cyan current]

Yeah

[tired steeple]

I play a female seer

[thick fog]

Savant was the enforcer

[elder hare]

True, I honestly always thought it was just the voice breaking the fourth wall talking about the player

[cyan current]

Savant is the goodie two shoes

[tired steeple]

She’s probably my favourite voice in the game

[jaunty tundra]

Arbitus still glitched?

[orchid skiff]

always thought it was the emperor or the player but i read some stuff that made me doubt later

[cyan current]

She’s got a Nordic accent right?

[tired steeple]

I think it’s the emperor

[cyan current]

It is a emperor shard

[slim iris]

I like female savant

[tired steeple]

Or a daemon of Slaanesh claiming to be the emperor

Or a regular warp entity

Doing the same thing

[cyan current]

Not slaanesh more so tzeench

[slim iris]

She has a really nice conversation with one of the ogryns

[cyan current]

But judging by the dialogue it feels like a emperor’s shard

Beloved says things you would expect a tzeench demon to lie about

[tired steeple]

I went with Slaanesh cause of the “beloved” part. Slaanesh seems the type to emotionally manipulate you. But Tzeentch was my second idea

[slim iris]

With how much trickery and lying would have to be involved for Beloved to be chaos, I'd wager on Tzeentch

[tired steeple]

And also the murder suggestions. Tzeentch also likes those but I think Slaanesh works with that more

[slim iris]

But it would be cool if it was actually an E shard

[green beacon]

are we really important enough for that

[tired steeple]

Regardless I don’t think we’ll ever get an answer

[green beacon]

[tired steeple]

Idk he’s the emperor he’s probably just fuckin around

[slim iris]

Darktide's psykers are quite powerful

[tired steeple]

Yeah

Not many can headpop

[restive walrus]

Once you catch the havok bug there’s no going back dear god

[tired steeple]

They can summon lightning pretty typically but not on a scale like darktide psykers can

[slim iris]

Not many can set a room on fire from screaming every thirty seconds

[restive walrus]

I wake up, I wanna havok. I sleep, it dreaming about havok

I’m..im..I’m havokinnnnnggggggg

[green beacon]

creating a new character and just
honk shu honk shu

[green beacon]

(insert gif of Luigi opening a book and falling asleep)

[restive walrus]

One of the best ways to tell if you have gotten better is starting a new character and being forced into early missions

Play that shit blindfolded

[tired steeple]

I need to go back to early stuff for some penances

[restive walrus]

Apparently a blind man does play this game and streams, and is able to play better with arbitrator

Mf got a seeing eye dog in game

[elder hare]

that dog got the bleed pounce bug still

[inland mantle]

[green beacon]

damn fr?

[elder hare]

nah they patched it, now doggo companion is sidegrade to lonewolf

[restive walrus]

The dog vs no dog argument will never end

Play both sides people only Wah to win

[green beacon]

WAAAGHH

[little marten]

The dog days are over

[restive walrus]

WAAAAH

[elder hare]

the real dogs are the friends we made along the way

[restive walrus]

Bro you can’t be the one talking

I read that arbitrator x dog shit you wrote

Her tail wagged. Mf

[green beacon]

????

[slim iris]

Wtf do you mean

[green beacon]

link that shit I gotta see for myself

[little marten]

Don’t worry I was just totally not endorsing https://youtu.be/iWOyfLBYtuU?si=RFEdbHxr0AecM4YC

[restive walrus]

“Tertium.” His lips contorted beneath the visor. Perhaps a smile, perhaps not. “No. Our battle starts here.”

“I think I understand.” She said, eyeing the hab block around them. It was small, cramped even. Somehow it housed half a dozen workers but in the moment it barely seemed to fit the two of them. However, it would work.

“We can just skip the battle for Tertium.” He added, setting his blood-caked shock maul down onto the grimy metallic floor. She spied clumps of hair caught in its cudgel end and smiled, awaiting this momentary reprieve from the slaughter.

Her tail wagged.

[inland mantle]

Im killing myself

[restive walrus]

There was MORE and i can’t find hot

[green beacon]

tf

[elder stone]

When’s the romantically steamy hot scene

[restive walrus]

FIND IT

[little marten]

That’s some great fanfic dude I’d pay the author for some more

[elder stone]

500 UAH for more

[elder hare]

900 aquilas for the dog belly rub scene

1100 for it with visor down

[elder stone]

2000 Aquilas for the scene

[restive walrus]

My internet rotted sensibility’s won’t allow me to see anything romantic anymore

And I can only over react

[green beacon]

vro?

[restive walrus]

Ending on her tail wagged is crazy

Cliff hanger

The signs all there

[orchid skiff]

what the fuck is happening

[inland mantle]

Dog fan fic

[nocturne bloom]

Ill reenact the scene with you for free

[wintry fog]

Furry fanfic?

[slim iris]

To ping the wardens or to not ping the wardens

[elder stone]

Sobbing

[elder stone]

Gladly

[nocturne bloom]

They'd join in

[thick coyote]

[green beacon]

[restive walrus]

Nurgle when’s equal

[restive walrus]

Sequel

[elder stone]

I have the mods on my payroll btw

You can’t do shit

[little marten]

Gimme 5

[green beacon]

damn loosh ur into that shit?

[elder stone]

Into what

[slim iris]

<@&735928989146939404> I think we need the zealot chat treatment in here

[elder stone]

😭💔🙏

Aquila my boy he got me

[elder hare]

Speaking of, Wardens can we request devs to have bots stop being useless and taking TWO med station chargess?

[inland mantle]

No the bots need them

[elder stone]

I had a bot trigger a DH by running the medicae station

[cyan current]

You don’t have to be important the emperor as a being has been fragmented into multiple shards to the point where anyone with. Connection to the immatirum may her echos of it @green beacon

[green beacon]

I see

[green beacon]

ain't no way siege arknights

[misty trench]

yeah you lot gotta cool down on the freaky in here or I won't be able to save yas

[elder stone]

Thanks big man

[nocturne bloom]

But freaktide

[little marten]

Damm

[elder stone]

IM IN THE SERVER FOR ANOTHER DAY LETS GO🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[restive walrus]

What if instead of darktide it was freaktide and instead of killing heretics we hugged it out

[elder stone]

Where my hug at

[nocturne bloom]

What they cant see they cant enforce, to the group chat my fellow freaktiders

[restive walrus]

Stinky

Not for you

[wintry fog]

Who are you accusing of being slaanesh cultists?

[cyan current]

That’s also one of the reasons anybody talking to the emperor never gets a direct answer because you are talking to a being split into multiple shards trapped in a world above space and time

[elder stone]

Take 2 daily showers I do

[little marten]

My literary career has ended

[green beacon]

it kinda sounds like the psyker is getting pretty direct messages from the beloved

unless it's just him making shit up

[cyan current]

Well he is talking to what seems to be a single shard he also says he has to filter out a lot of rambling and screaming

[wintry fog]

Could be background noise from the warp

[restive walrus]

Bet you don’t wash your ass

[wintry fog]

but I know almost nothing about lore so

[misty trench]

they know who they are

[little marten]

Personally think the Psyker should just take a day off to relax and regroup, maybe put their feet up for a bit and really just you know, kick back and not worry

[cyan current]

He says his beloved is screaming so prop not

[elder stone]

False information

[green beacon]

why did bro specifically mention feet

[jaunty path]

What do you think the zealot smells like

[restive walrus]

You locked into that like a sleeper agent

Dear god acid

You have something you want to say?

[thick coyote]

Incense

[wintry fog]

Oh damn.
That doesn't bode well if the emperor truly is becoming a warp entity

[thick coyote]

Easy question

[jaunty path]

[thick coyote]

[jaunty path]

Boring

[green beacon]

I'm too Miyazaki pilled to see anything else bro

[little marten]

That’s a gift dude I hadn’t even considered that angle lmao

[restive walrus]

Smock, incense and liver failure

Acid what the fuck vro

[green beacon]

blame my crippling addiction to fromsoftware games vro

[cyan current]

The emperor is a warp entity all humans kinda are in a way?

[elder stone]

Not me, im cool

[wintry fog]

More in the powerful, god-like sense, from being worshipped, loved and feared by billions (trillions?) across the galaxy

[cyan current]

yk that all the primarchs have warp entities for souls

[elder stone]

I’m a zealot and I smell like lavender

[little marten]

From a real world perspective, is the emperor technically employed?

[green beacon]

you aren't doing enough killing

[jaunty path]

How do you shower as a reject

dont they all smell horrid

[orchid skiff]

Hadron showers me personally

[jaunty path]

In???

[wintry fog]

Is it time to cut off the emperor's health benefits?

[cyan current]

Well yes to an extent that makes him more powerful but the emperor can stay alive in the warp bc he is a powerful psyker

[elder stone]

I’ve killed the population of Slovakia 4 times over

[cyan current]

really powerful psykers don’t have to worry about being devoured by daemons in the warp

[elder stone]

Showers you

In what?

[green beacon]

[restive walrus]

Does he make a taxable income

[orchid skiff]

[restive walrus]

Also what sort of society is the imperium? A monarchy?

[little marten]

Dudes claiming tithes and I ain’t seen a single invoice

🚨

[elder stone]

I’m your hadron

[green beacon]

??????

[wintry fog]

Okay that was pushing it

[orchid skiff]

after the dog thing i'm desensitized

[cyan current]

he is also a immortal so he can’t really die

[jaunty path]

We should make death illegal.

[restive walrus]

Nuh ugh

I killed him

[little marten]

Do perpetuals reincarnate like instantly?

[cyan current]

What that one word for North Korea’s system

[restive walrus]

Used ogrynhimer build

[cyan current]

No not always

[restive walrus]

Ahhh communism

[cyan current]

No the other thing

Necro something

[little marten]

I’d probably wait out the next couple millennia if I was the emperor and unplugged

[cyan current]

it is when a country has a dead leader

[orchid skiff]

if the emperor dies humanity dies btw

[ripe tangle]

The God Emperor cannot die

[little marten]

Nah I’d just sprint away

[ripe tangle]

He lives on forever.

[wintry fog]

juche

[restive walrus]

Necrontyr

[cyan current]

Not quite if the emperor dies humanity will be over run by daemons

[ripe tangle]

is soul reaching every corner of the Galaxy.

[green beacon]

bro thinks he the monkey king

[jaunty path]

Nah we're fine.

[orchid skiff]

oh yeah and the daemons are gonna take care of us ? 🤦

[elder stone]

Mommy daemon

[cyan current]

No but the cultists ain’t gonna die

[ripe tangle]

@elder stone you changed your pfp to Konata :c

[orchid skiff]

imma take a tzeentch one so she can give me uppies and fly

[ripe tangle]

I preferred Asuka

[restive walrus]

What instead of demonhosts it was freak hosts and instead of killing us that f-

[wintry fog]

Unless the emperor bamfs in as a newly minted god of man (or tyranny?) and pimp slaps the demons and turns terra into his own warp planet

[orchid skiff]

idk when a daemonhost is on me i already feel pretty f

[green beacon]

[elder merlin]

What the heresy

[elder hare]

thats when you get the maul

[restive walrus]

He’ll do that any day now

Just watch

[green beacon]

MANDATED EDICT

[cyan current]

Considering the emperor’s own beliefs I doubt he would do that

[restive walrus]

Emperor will rise soon guys I swear

[orchid skiff]

WHAT IS THIS EMOTE

WHO DID THIS

[elder stone]

In rotation

[wintry fog]

There's also the chance it wouldn't (entirely) be him, but a reflection of how humanity sees him.
Similar to the chaos gods being reflections of war, disease, etc

[restive walrus]

Always there gamer

[little marten]

Emperor, Unplugged

A genre-bending new dramatic comedy where a recently unplugged God Emperor of Mankind finds himself waking up in the year 2011 in the centre of Berlin. Meeting an eccentric array of characters and navigating the highs and lows of the underground rave scene. Will the God Emperor of Mankin manage to embrace the culture and emerge as 5th chaos god of partying, or will this whimsical adventure prove to be his last!

[wintry fog]

Someone's gotta just pull the plug

[elder hare]

featuring Alpharius as....

[wintry fog]

By Henry Cavill

[little marten]

Glowstick Andrew

[cyan current]

The emperor is a hardcore wizard atheist

[wintry fog]

Emperor has to beat michsel jordan in a 1v1 basketball match to save the rec center

[cyan current]

Those are manifestations of warp energy the emperor is still a soul

[cyan current]

Very unlikely considering the emperor has a soul unlike the chaos entities he isn’t a manifestation

[little marten]

Given his nature, would you trust the emperor to watch your push bike while you popped into the supermarket for cheese and milk?

[simple drum]

No

The emperor doesnt eat cheese and milk

Heresy

[cyan current]

He would prop make some convoluted plan to turn the push bike into a landmine to screw over tzeench’s pinky toe and then tell me it was for the greater good

[simple drum]

Also he would give my bike away

Claiming that i have outgrown it

To my younger brother

Who j am very jealous of

[little marten]

Dudes rambling at you chain smoking cigarettes while you see him constantly ignoring about 13 different calls from different sons

[wintry fog]

"Damn fucking kids, four year olds can't do anything by themselves"

[cyan current]

Also yall are forgetting the emperor is screaming bc bro is in a constant state of decaying alive and having his mind split in a alternate universe where there is no space or time

[little marten]

I grew up with a younger sister, nothing new

[cyan current]

bro is seeing everything and nothing at once while getting his brain hammer into little pieces

[little marten]

Apologies that’s not a commentary on all younger sisters, just mine

[cyan current]

Nah mine is also crazy

[wintry fog]

Damn, sounds like it could forever change someone

[cyan current]

That’s why he insults the hell out of blue berry girly man

He calls him traitor/last tool/only son/last hope and a bunch of other things at once

the emperor’s mind can’t even tell what timeline it is in

or it can but it can tell what path might occur

[fair bridge]

i burned my fucking TONGUE bro

[scenic lodge]

GOD EMPEROR GIVE ME STRENGTH

Heretics piss me off so much

I just hate their foul guts

[elder stone]

Extra rashuns 🗣️

[supple thorn]

??

[silent osprey]

gotta love the players that steal all the ammo and then die

[elder stone]

You say something about promotions?

[supple thorn]

Was teasing about you being a knight commissar now. Idk why it disappeared.

[elder stone]

I get that too sometimes, 500 more promotions 🗣️🔥

[supple thorn]

Hell of a chain of command.

[elder stone]

Gotta love the astra militarum

[scenic lodge]

The best kind steal it all then leave

[idle bay]

Anyone else also experiencing server disconnect crashes tonight too?

[scenic lodge]

Also what's with all the bums on havoc declining every join request

[fiery wave]

US servers? Yes.

[scenic lodge]

Haven't been able to get a game going in weeks

[fiery wave]

You aren't good enough for them.

[idle bay]

Experienced on eu as well

[scenic lodge]

Smh

[silent osprey]

i took all the ammo, guess its time to leave

[elder hare]

too many stealth zealots

[scenic lodge]

Ive tried on every class

[silent osprey]

discrimination against psykers

[fiery wave]

Not being mean, just blunt.

It's like getting an entry lvl job. You need 4 years min experience for it.

[scenic lodge]

Im at havoc rank 30 rn bc I demoted on purpose for a friend and now it's like I can't get shit goin

[scenic lodge]

DUDE I

Ughhh

Literally am job hunting rn lmao

[silent osprey]

somebody's got to flip the burgers

[scenic lodge]

I got turned down from olive garden despite my 10 years serving experience

Literally today

[fiery wave]

Well, then you understand how ppl demand extremely overqualified people for min wage entry lvl.

[scenic lodge]

My interview and everything went great I don't understand what went wrong

[scenic lodge]

Heretics...

I hate haretics

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sister-of-battle-mad-cup-gif-7124970825008737609

[elder stone]

Can we get a cooking channel

Foodtide

[scenic lodge]

Deep fried heretic brains

Yum

[elder stone]

I made hot pockets

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[simple drum]

They probably thought you could get a better job

Saved you

[scenic lodge]

Smh

I was already a drastic improvement from my last

Ive been trying for weeks

[simple drum]

All jokes aside skme of these hiring managers though you never know what they are really lookin for or thinking

[scenic lodge]

It's usually my disability from what I hear

I can't get help from the state bc they don't think being mute is disabled enough

But the jobs out here wont work me bc they think being mute stops me from communicating entirely

So like wtf am I spose to do

[simple drum]

Thats rough and this is why sometimes i hate living here

[scenic lodge]

Fuck Michigan fr

[simple drum]

Have you tried working from home, computer jobs, like live chat tech support

[glossy terrace]

anyone else crashing when switching operatives in party?

[scenic lodge]

Don't have a computer

Cant ever get enough money for one lmao

Besides chat tech support from a mute?

XD

[simple drum]

Like i have xfinity mobile

90% of the time

I use a real live chat service agent to pay my phone bill and wifi

[scenic lodge]

Same here

Except I can't fucking get around the bot

[simple drum]

Yes ima go ahead and guess those people are real

[scenic lodge]

We don't even have those here anymore

[simple drum]

You have to do
Get help,
More option

[grizzled hornet]

give me media role

[round mica]

have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?

[scenic lodge]

Literally when I moved last year I had to cancel my service and the bot fucked me over and now they charge me $300 a month for service I don't even have

[simple drum]

Then it will ask if its for xfinity mobile or wifi i pick mobile then the veryy bottom it should say chat with an agent

After you pick the right sequence you can get a live chat agent

[scenic lodge]

They make me schedule an appointment and they never even call when its time to

[simple drum]

Its probably different over there then

[gilded socket]

Woof

[simple drum]

You need to email them! Im telling you theres a way to get the bot to connect you to someone

[elfin pagoda]

woof

[simple drum]

Or go to the store they gotta help you at least disconnect it

Or give your damn money back

[gilded socket]

Arf!

[weak beacon]

got done purging as arbites I think it’s time to go back to my krieg zealot

[misty trench]

I do find myself missing zealot

[supple thorn]

Dogs in game now dogs in chat.

[little marten]

DMX moment

[weak beacon]

I miss my big chainsword

[elder hare]

dont worry it misses too

[marsh iris]

dogs should talk in chat

[orchid skiff]

there's a fanfic with a talking dog apparently

[gilded socket]

Warf

[brazen pelican]

Blood for the Blood God Emperor?

[gilded socket]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[marsh iris]

bone for the bone throne

[brazen pelican]

Hehe, bone.

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

Heretical text I’m afraid

[orchid skiff]

surprising it's not from slaneesh

[misty trench]

Skulls for the golden throne!

[brazen pelican]

How are we doing today, beautiful people? <3

[river elbow]

[misty trench]

baked af and getting dinner

[brazen pelican]

Nice. :3

What are you having?

[viral vapor]

Splut.

[misty trench]

getting Pho

[brazen pelican]

Amazing.

[misty trench]

and vietnamese iced coffee

'tis great stuff

[marsh iris]

nice pho

[weak beacon]

I think I deserve some rashuns but I’m sleepy

[misty trench]

I love vietnam 🗣️

[weak beacon]

I love the emprah

[misty trench]

rashuns are always a good shout

[tiny shore]

anyone getting 2014 and 3013 errors bad lately?

[wispy mantle]

I haven't seen it when I played

[elder stone]

The game servers have been absolutely boned as of late

[tiny shore]

Yeah, the past few days have been weird as hell

[thorny cave]

lol I’m still getting dced whenever I switch characters

[little marten]

Hotfix gremlins no doubt

[thorny cave]

Has to be

Man I got this really good sipping bourbon. This shit I’d like wild turkey if wild turkey wasn’t cooked

And actually didn’t taste like daemon piss

[gilded socket]

Theres a ready or not clone in roblox

Pretty good tbh

Theres voicelines and shit

[thorny cave]

Is that bourbon?

Oh nvm

[gilded socket]

Its called bodycam

[thorny cave]

Ahhh you are listening to one of my favorite tool songs

[gilded socket]

46 and 2 is ok

[thorny cave]

Aenima is probably one of my favorite tool albums

The name is even pretty cool imo

[gilded socket]

Im more of a schism fan

[thorny cave]

Schisms a good riff

How about a perfect circle? You into them?

[delicate vapor]

[wispy mantle]

Hey guys, what do you think of Arbites after them being out for a good bit now?

[serene cosmos]

The hardest game modifer is Auric Maelstrom [Spectrum]

[inland mantle]

Good middle of the pack in terms of power

[wispy mantle]

I started up a new character with my buddy recently, and got around to level 20, the class is fun but it tends to feel a bit basic imo.

[orchid skiff]

Ogryn - Arbites
Psyker
Zealot

Veteran

[wispy mantle]

On my Zealot from awhile ago I noticed that I would switch up weapons a lot, but with Arbites, I've been just sticking with the defaults and it just kinda gets a bit old

[thick coyote]

Still mid

[wispy mantle]

Honestly, I love the dog but I can agree

[thick coyote]

Yeah the dog is the best part

Other than that

Mid

[wispy mantle]

For now, I haven't gotten into high level play with them so I can't really say much

[thick coyote]

Go get em boyo

[orchid skiff]

just need a mod to replace dog with psyker

[wispy mantle]

I think it's the weapons for me tbh

[thick coyote]

🐕

[orchid skiff]

brainburst on a ping

[wispy mantle]

I might switch up, my friend is gonna stay Ogryn, but should I go Ogryn too or something else? 🤔

I asked here before if I should go Arbites or Ogryn but ultimately decided on Arbites

[polar vortex]

maxed it, but rarely touched it after unless they want another Arbites for havoc

[inland mantle]

Both are fun it's kinda up to you i just dont recommend playing vet atm their in a awful state

[wispy mantle]

I can see that tbh, they just seem a little underwhelming, their aesthetic is fucking awesome, and the dog is cool, builds are great, but other than that, eh

[polar vortex]

Veteran walked so Arbites could run

[wispy mantle]

Vet is the main one I'm gonna avoid atm.

[unreal quiver]

so the Inquisition is kind of bad

[elder stone]

Good job.

[thick coyote]

Are we the baddies

[wispy mantle]

Duo Ogryn might be funny, is there any good lines between a Bully Ogryn and a Bodyguard Ogryn?

[thick coyote]

😭

[orchid skiff]

i'm not your little discord kitten

[modest flume]

Nah, we pose heroically, literally impossible

[unreal quiver]

yes

[brazen pelican]

Nah.

[elder stone]

You are

[orchid skiff]

[elder stone]

Hush

[thorny cave]

The grandfather is speaking

A THOUSAND SUFFERINGS UPON YOU

[ember nimbus]

he says "lick the floor in the trainstation bathroom"

[thorny cave]

That’s where the grandfathers gifts are abundant

[ember nimbus]

he also says "that steak in the dumpster is good still"

[elder stone]

Force fed hot pockets

[fiery wave]

Though if you can play vet, you can casually slack on like 3 classes no issues.

[ember nimbus]

this is my personal ranking of the amount of bullshit you have to do to play the class effectively
(dont @ me]
Psyker > Vet/Oggy > Zealot > Arby

[inland mantle]

[brazen pelican]

"You should eat that deviled egg on that windowsill."

[quasi oyster]

I would swap Ogryn to second place, but otherwise agree. Vet also seems to require less effort than zealot if you are running shout, but otherwise way more.

[ember nimbus]

Psyker > Vet > Zealot > Vet with shout > Oggy > Arby

im fine with this

i put arby twice

[inland mantle]

2 arbys

[marsh iris]

dog

[ember nimbus]

you need to do so many dodge slides as ogryn to not get peppered to fuck tho

toughness gain is insane but you are such a big target

[marsh iris]

darktide

[gilded socket]

Dicktide

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Borktide

[elder stone]

Meowtide

[nocturne bloom]

Segztide

[somber stream]

Pegtide

[elder hare]

Dorktide

[tiny shore]

sah! emprah made us big so we can save the lilluns sah!

[somber stream]

Björktide

[gilded socket]

Wooftide

[elder stone]

Гафtide

[elder hare]

Karktide

[delicate smelt]

Friendtide

😊

[scenic lodge]

Sharktide

[wintry fog]

Terrantide

[tardy citrus]

i thought bots couldnt aggro daemonhosts
it was pretty funny tho
the bot was handling it better than most players do

[thick coyote]

What infinite stamina does to a muhfuh

[elder merlin]

Shark class when?

[round mica]

Brokëtide

I have no moneys

[elder merlin]

Only on shop reset days

[somber stream]

The store is poo this turn anyway

[round mica]

I need caffeine

BAD

[marsh iris]

caffeine is peak

[round mica]

Caffeine Is poggers

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

Hello

Caffeine duck has the shakes

[marsh iris]

and oil

[round mica]

Any nicotine enjoyers 🤔

[marsh iris]

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-labubu-labufoe-gif-3706361142594272065

[waxen walrus]

no

[elder merlin]

[waxen walrus]

OH MY GOD THERE’S TWITCH DROPS?!

[inland mantle]

For DT? yes

[elfin pagoda]

tidemaxxing

[round mica]

There kinda ugly a purple back pack for me vreaks the immersion

But there free I'm pretty sure

[elfin pagoda]

wasnt it already lost at the arbites being called scum?

[round mica]

I do not have it so no clue

[inland mantle]

[elder merlin]

Calm down, they arent good

[somber stream]

They look hideous

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

I know they are free and all, but its like Fatshark purposely concocts the shittiest looking color schemes/patterns for their twitch drops, its crazy

Just give me the weapon mastery skin but in different colors

Give me a blue or purple one instead of red

[round mica]

Bright purple makes me feel like a fkn heretic ngl

[inland mantle]

Their themed off twitch's colors so yea they dont look good ofc

[round mica]

Big E did not wish this on his sons

[elder merlin]

I thought the new twitch drops were like some shitty blue and white camo skin?

[south jetty]

blue, black, and purple

[elder merlin]

The purple, blue and pink were the last ones

[hardy sorrel]

I say cheese volor

[inland mantle]

No?

Theyve always been these colors

[elder merlin]

What

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[inland mantle]

The purple blue and black never changed in their two drops

[elder merlin]

They arent the ones in the rotation right now though

[inland mantle]

Dog one sec I can SS this shit

[south jetty]

I don't think they change

[elder merlin]

The purple, blue and pink ones were from before that stupid psyker outfit that was the same color

It had the same scheme as the weapons, all triangular camo and shit

[inland mantle]

No

[elder merlin]

Or was that after the psyker skin?

[halcyon glen]

I think it might be

[inland mantle]

Always been the same theme never changed

[elder merlin]

I know i did get the psyker skin

[waxen walrus]

more is more

[elder merlin]

But i know i skipped the weapon skin twitch drop

[waxen walrus]

i will take

[elder merlin]

Cause i didnt care for a horrendous scheme

[inland mantle]

👍

[somber stream]

But what if you’re cosplaying as Emperor’s least favourite

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt you know best?

[somber stream]

Nah he loves me

[inland mantle]

🧢

[kindred stump]

Bomber resist includes those AOE fire pads as a result of their bombs right?

[thick coyote]

[kindred stump]

so.....arbites with corruption resist, gunner resist and bomber resist can moon walk through the map and not givre a f@#$ anymore

[thorny cave]

Ah the 80s Taco Bell skins

[waxen walrus]

I don’t believe bomber resist does do that

[elder merlin]

Its not even the same pattern though

[waxen walrus]

Just pox busters

[elder merlin]

Dont you slander the early taco bell color scheme like that

[thorny cave]

Nah the color scheme reminds me of it for some reason. I’m just fat lol

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

I remember Taco bell finally came to nz everyone was so hyped and then it turned out to be like mcdonalds quality Mexican

[thorny cave]

80s TB was pink, yellow and turquoise

[elder merlin]

Always was

[round mica]

[thorny cave]

Never tried to be anything different

[elder stone]

Cosplay as a girl for the emperor

[thorny cave]

That’s what makes it good lol. It’s shit but you know what you’re in for.

[elder merlin]

Im surprised New Zealand even let scum like taco bell within its borders

[somber stream]

Yes Loosh, you can fulfill your dream of being a girl, for the Emperor

[gilded socket]

Woof

[elder stone]

I was referring to you

sweetheart

[somber stream]

I have not the need, for i am his son

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[elder stone]

You can be his daughter too

[somber stream]

You can’t make more guardsman with 2 people of the same gender

I aim for a regiment

[round mica]

Drunk food , I always go w a kebab tho

[halcyon glen]

Would you still luh me if I were a worm?

[inland mantle]

No

[tiny shore]

Are there any "Fun" or thematic mods for darktide? something that maybe adds extra flags/banners around the map that only you can see or w/e

[inland mantle]

Dont think so no

Got mods that can change ingame sounds but i dont think modders can do anything like that yet

[tiny shore]

Maybe something immersive, like changing the hud on Arbites to be a red targetting computer or something lol

[steady flare]

https://youtu.be/KcgknKDelUA

👍

[tiny shore]

I figured there maybe wouldn't be a ton since we use dedicated servers

[tiny shore]

This is perfect

and a serious sam reference\

[steady flare]

has various songs

[tiny shore]

now all we need is a mod that changes poxwalkers into those headless, screaming guys

I just saw a mod that adds a laser sight to a gun

sold

[elder merlin]

squirt bottles you

[elder stone]

If Im a girl
And youre a boy

(Two extremely heterosexual men talking)

[marsh iris]

[red gazelle]

Who would I ask about getting added to the community page?

[inland mantle]

Rule 19 tells you how #📕server-rules message

[red gazelle]

Thanks. I appreciate it

[gilded socket]

Wwwaaagghh

[edgy cargo]

||a new hand touches the beacon||

[austere prism]

are there any Tallarn themed skins

if so i hope they come back soon

[kindred stump]

does "damage resist" resist corruption? like flat dmg resist

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

[nocturne bloom]

What side of the bed should I sleep on today chat

The reliable left side or the unused right side

[somber stream]

Right is right

[nocturne bloom]

Yea but its unused

It has to stay reserved for the future boywife

[inland mantle]

Sleep on the floor

[nocturne bloom]

Real

Usually feels better

I grew up on a bus seat so I prefer it rough

[somber stream]

I have a futon for that every time i feels like sleeping on the floor

Goat stuff

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

Just a pillow

[inland mantle]

[nocturne bloom]

I slept on my concrete basement floor last year

Summer was brutal

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

Infinite cooling glitch

[somber stream]

I hate summer

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[nocturne bloom]

More expensive to cool down than warm up imo

I hate being warm to the point I usually have 3 fans on in my room when winter is around

Feels good

[brazen pelican]

Being warm sucks.

[gilded socket]

[nocturne bloom]

There's only one time where being warm is nice and I ain't saying it here

[brazen pelican]

Warm bath can be cozy af.

[mental jasper]

wait a fucking minute

[brazen pelican]

Sauna.

[mental jasper]

shotpistol is a revolver shotgun right ?

[nocturne bloom]

Its a take on the judge handgun

[mental jasper]

judge revolver yeah

@brazen pelican are u available rn

[nocturne bloom]

Im past that, I revel in my uninterrupted cold showers

[brazen pelican]

Just hopped into a Rolling Steel, but shouldn't be more than 10 min.

[mental jasper]

alrighty

goddamn i hate grinding for drip

but it's either drip or drown

[nocturne bloom]

Drip being a color difference

[round mica]

Where's this sick darktide drip southpark keeps mentioning

My guy looks homeless

[nocturne bloom]

Omg hop on Hobo Simulator

[elder stone]

Im lowkey on hobo simulator

Im playing raft

[round mica]

Whats hobo sim

[nocturne bloom]

Its a simulation about being a hobo

[sleek harness]

Poor people simulator

Literally yall

[nocturne bloom]

The rat would know

[round mica]

Ah , I mean I live this so

[sleek harness]

I know very well because I checked your bank account

Only has 1 singular dollar

You used all you had on anime stuff

[nocturne bloom]

I dont use a bank account, I avoid taxes

Unlike you, taxpayer

[sleek harness]

Dude still lives in the 1900s

Using paper money

[round mica]

Paper money atleast is there if the banks go down

[brazen pelican]

@mental jasper You can invite me. :3 4344157036

[nocturne bloom]

I melt pennies for cash 💅

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

So you are commiting a crime

To get money

[round mica]

If the precious eftpos system goes down or every one takes their money out the bank yall are cooked myself included

[sleek harness]

You seeing this, Nic?

[stable fox]

[mental jasper]

done

[stable fox]

Yes my dear skaven, i do.

[nocturne bloom]

The government doesnt even consider pennies valid anymore so

[sleek harness]

The hell

[brazen pelican]

Get a real job, like a knocker-upper.

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me a dear

[stable fox]

Because i can.

Put the sock on it.

[sleek harness]

Fair enough

[nocturne bloom]

My 2 jobs dont exist

[sleek harness]

Nicky the Mouse

[stable fox]

Good one.

[sleek harness]

Discord user and anime fan

[round mica]

I'm a painter

[stable fox]

Praise your rat god that he isn't reddit moderator.

[round mica]

Hard work

[sleek harness]

Damn, you getting replaced by AI buddy

[round mica]

I paint houses rat.

[stable fox]

[round mica]

And commercial jobs

[sleek harness]

Never heard of house rats

[nocturne bloom]

He doesnt go outside dont judge sheesh

[south jetty]

Your name makes this advice too ambiguous in meaning

[stable fox]

Because they're slaneesh apologist.

Well DUH.

[south jetty]

fuck dude I'm next.....

[sleek harness]

They are Slaanesh themselves

[south jetty]

Asking people to get people pregnant

I wouldn't put it past this chat

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

Who needs it

[round mica]

Iv been on massive sites like 7 storys that have cranes and scaffolding just to spray the walls

[stable fox]

Karking korny people.

[south jetty]

Knocker-upper may be an old job for people to wake people up for work, but also looks like "go knock people up" which is just as evil actually

[mental jasper]

@brazen pelican my game crashes

[south jetty]

the opposite on my end but I can change that

[brazen pelican]

No worries, will be back shortly. :3

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

Shaanesh why did you paid like 3 dollars to have gay color name

[stable fox]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[south jetty]

Slaanesh can do whatever they want

[stable fox]

Yeah. About that.

[sleek harness]

Sadly they can't get their own game

[south jetty]

If we pretend it's not happening, then it isn't. We will win

[stable fox]

I'll give them one thing.
They tried to mess with Titus at one point. In cinematic i do believe.

[south jetty]

There's no heresy going on unless you look at it

[mental jasper]

@brazen pelican invite sent

[south jetty]

turn him into Captain Tits

let's fucking gooooo

[sleek harness]

I am seriously questioning if you are drunk or not

[stable fox]

As if no one is sane on Atoma and Morningstars.

[south jetty]

No I'm sober most of the time

[stable fox]

Don't forget Raki, we still dealing with warp corruption.

[thorny cave]

Tudo bem!

[sleek harness]

Cale a boca seu viado

[south jetty]

he is afraid of my spells

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Dude just accept the warp corruption

Let the Chaos Gods take over

[stable fox]

[thorny cave]

Você é um merda

[stable fox]

I will karking ask your gods to smite you.

[thorny cave]

Caralho

[stable fox]

Because you are in fact don't do what they ask.

[sleek harness]

Tá usando um tradutor ou você sabe português?

Por causa que é impressionante

[thorny cave]

Eu sei um pouco.
because im not a "f-word" as you claim

[sleek harness]

Pensei que você só podia aprender uma única linguagem nessa sua cabeça de ovo

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Fruit

[thorny cave]

You claimed it, not me

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus I understand what he said