general-chat

[gilded socket]

Call me a perpetual the way i keep living through times where im about to die

[ripe tangle]

you never know, the toilet at your house could be a Mimic.

[round mica]

Fucj

[inland mantle]

That's a risk ill take

[elder stone]

Eastern Europeans in rural communities who still dig holes:

[round mica]

Nit again

[somber stream]

Based

[inland mantle]

Better then public toilets in the US

[somber stream]

Natural friendly approach

[ripe tangle]

I actually remember hearing about the first Commie blocks having communal toilets rather than toilets in living units and there’d be a lack of privacy so people would sometimes just go outside.

[meager yoke]

its not, it has a post-it note that says "not a mimic on it" made sure

[ripe tangle]

the first ones from like the 1920s

[elder stone]

Yes

[halcyon glen]

My mouth is toilet

[elder stone]

Commie blocs were everything you heard of and worse

[gilded socket]

Eugh

[elder stone]

Okay lets stop right there

[ripe tangle]

Too far

[halcyon glen]

Rude

[elder stone]

Shock value is not funny in the big 2025

[gilded socket]

I aint gonna lie i might just kill you all

[inland mantle]

Do it then

Im waiting

[ripe tangle]

also apparently in Commie Blocs the way electricity was, if one unit lost power or water, so would the whole building

[ripe tangle]

which sucks

[spare lynx]

Why does the game keep bugging out with striketeams? It won't let me leave them

[sleek harness]

Shouldn't you be in your hellhole?

[gilded socket]

Gove me a unregistered firearm

[sleek harness]

#zealot-class

[gilded socket]

Man fuck you

Dint banish me again

[inland mantle]

Make it easy and just send a pipe bomb in the mail

[halcyon glen]

Muck you

[round mica]

You can just walk up to a police man and take his gun

[gilded socket]

Adress

[round mica]

It's free real estate

[sleek harness]

Rude

[elder stone]

They were made more as just bottom of the barrel housing, I dont want to get into politics but they followed a "No Homeless" Policy (Although homelessness was VERY rampant, just never documented/most homeless were sent to labor camps)

[sleek harness]

I wouldn't banish you but since you were rude I might just do it

[gilded socket]

Why are you always kicking me out

[sleek harness]

[inland mantle]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

[sleek harness]

Because you are strange

[gilded socket]

See you on the news next thursday

[fiery wave]

Sometimes some words trip it but others don't. So... Shrugs. Like male part passes through but funni Saints Row "bat" does not.

[gilded socket]

Said the ratman

[inland mantle]

Mhm sure...

[sleek harness]

Strange in the brain

[ripe tangle]

That’s depressing

[sleek harness]

My brain is completely fine

[ripe tangle]

but also not surprising

[wintry fog]

It's true, they're legally not allowed to stop you.
I offer competitive legal advice for a modest sum.

[halcyon glen]

We were all strangers when we met

[gilded socket]

Maybe

[woven sundial]

With the changes, did they change Malice Difficulty to be easier? I noticed Damnation is no longer the final difficulty and Auric is so I was curious.

[round mica]

Didn't things get really bad in some of those commie flats where they started eating babies

[inland mantle]

No

[sleek harness]

Malice is still the medium difficulty

[round mica]

Or is that lies

[ripe tangle]

That was the labor camps in Siberia

[elder stone]

Absolutely 0 development (most buildings are barely maintained), claustrophobic, and now you see them dotted all over eastern Europe

[halcyon glen]

Town called malice

[sleek harness]

They just removed the first baby easy one

[round mica]

Oh jeez

[sleek harness]

[woven sundial]

Okay wicked.

[elder stone]

Have you heard of Stalin's Cannibal Island?

[fiery wave]

It was the hardest.

[woven sundial]

I'm levelling my Arbitrator and was hoping I wouldn't have to slog through braindead enemines.

[ripe tangle]

I have yeah

[elder stone]

Crazy stuff

[fiery wave]

Have you never fought to not walk off the map falling asleep?

[inland mantle]

i was there can confirm

[elder stone]

Not sure about Commie flats, but people did eat each other during the Holodomor

[sleek harness]

Dude I don't play Darktide at 3 am

Holy shit a saltzpyre simp

[inland mantle]

You do now

Hop on

[spark plume]

Any Aussies on?

[wintry fog]

I wish I was playing Darktide and not at work

[spark plume]

Wanna do an auric maelstrom?

We have 3 already

[sleek harness]

Dumbass thought

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-heretics-warhammer40k-40k-gif-27153016

[sleek harness]

I follow the Horned Rat rules

Not of green

[misty trench]

yeah the automod is a fickle creature

[inland mantle]

Dont listen to this rat

Listen to me green rock

[ripe tangle]

Who’re more dangerous?

Orks or Skaven?

objectively and potentially

[sleek harness]

Both

[round mica]

Rocks are freinds rats are not

[sleek harness]

[inland mantle]

See this guy gets it

[round mica]

Considering Skaven did kinda cause the end times its pretty even

[sleek harness]

Thats because you brainwashed him

[wintry fog]

We'll never know until GW does the right thing and
GIVES US A WH40K IMPLEMENTATION OF SKAVEN

[inland mantle]

Mayhaps

[wintry fog]

but they're too cowardly

[sleek harness]

We don't want to be in the 40k hellhole

[inland mantle]

Too late

[wintry fog]

Yes you do, you want warpstone fueled ships and magic and to devour whole worlds.

[elder stone]

Fatshark is canon, GW is fan-fiction

[round mica]

I'm not sure if oruks are bioengineered weapons like 40k orks tho I know they come from fungus but

[ripe tangle]

Skaven probably exist SOMEWHERE in the Warp or some shit.

[inland mantle]

[sleek harness]

No

Space is stupid

Theres only lights

[wintry fog]

Git back to the vermintide 2 server, go on now git 🧹

[sleek harness]

Are you calling my race demons?

[fiery wave]

Is it Tzeentch?

[inland mantle]

i mean...

[sleek harness]

Says the Saltzpyre simp

[gilded socket]

155th’s ready to blow up the skaven nest

[ripe tangle]

You’re not demons, you just worship a demon.

a very specific one.

[sleek harness]

Why do you think we have a nest

We aren't birds

[gilded socket]

Whatever it is is going down

[elder stone]

Common blunder

[ripe tangle]

they have hovels

[sleek harness]

Dude

We don't warship Nurgle

[round mica]

The great horned rat technically is a warp entity

[elder stone]

"Dude...we're rats..."

[sleek harness]

Only one clan does

[gilded socket]

Nests, caves or hives

It all burns the same

[wintry fog]

What if there's continent sized skaven warrens?

[sleek harness]

WHY IS THERE NOBODY HERE THAT ACTUAL KNOWS ABOUT SKAVENS

[gilded socket]

A little exterminatus dont hurt

[gilded socket]

No one gaf about bum ass Sigmar

[elder stone]

Darktide Discord

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[ripe tangle]

imaging if this whole time the Great Horned Rat is just chilling in the warp simply not wanting to deal with the 40K universe, he genuinely thinks “Space is Stupid”

[sleek harness]

That is why you should know more about Skavens

So yall can copium about them coming to 40k

[elder stone]

Skavens are pretty cool

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

rat people are dope

[ripe tangle]

I do actually like Skaven

[gilded socket]

Skaven arent real this is mental illness

[wooden creek]

Plot twist: the underhive is filled with verminspeakers and beastmen

[elder stone]

L Skaven hate

[rose pine]

Skaven is good.

Better than elgi

[sleek harness]

Says the person who didn't knew we had a class system by our fur colors

[inland mantle]

Fur color you say

[ripe tangle]

now I know

[wintry fog]

Like, we can have Orks with imagination tech but not skaven with warpstone tech

[elder stone]

Holy shit rat racism

[sleek harness]

What do you want me to say? Feathers?

[sleek harness]

And slavery

[inland mantle]

Based wtf

[elder stone]

So literally America

[sleek harness]

Skavens are the representation of humanity

[inland mantle]

And it shows 100%

[elder stone]

We are all rats

[sleek harness]

But 100 times

[fiery wave]

Don't need to know other than they fwuffy. Cuddles.

[round mica]

Aren't humans the representation of humanity

[sleek harness]

Shut the fuck up you give me nightmares

[gilded socket]

Rat people are just irl hoarders

[sleek harness]

[ripe tangle]

aren’t the Druchii in Warhammer Fantasy more or less America?

rebelled against the Elves, own slaves, lives in North America, revels in debauchery and shit

[fiery wave]

You know it to be true anyway. Can't lie if facts.

[gilded socket]

Karien go take your rat home

Stop letting that thing loose

[elder stone]

Kill all Leaf Lovers

[gilded socket]

Keeps getting in my shit

[sleek harness]

I am not her rat

I am a independent warpstone smoker skaven

[gilded socket]

Grass isnt green… got it

[round mica]

Everyone knows ogres and oruks are the best sigmar faction anyways

[elder stone]

Schizophrenia

[gilded socket]

This

[ripe tangle]

what about the Chaos Dwarfs?

[gilded socket]

And the stormcast eternals

[fiery wave]

Do you want more warpstone then?

[round mica]

Ok I forgot about them

[sleek harness]

No

[ripe tangle]

I like how cartoonishly evil and capitalistic they are lol

[sleek harness]

I have hyper lung cancer

[gilded socket]

See, take him home with you

[sleek harness]

Like I said 4 months ago

[somber stream]

I love Elves

[sleek harness]

SIMP

[inland mantle]

Begone

[gilded socket]

I know what kind of man you are licht

[ripe tangle]

are all Elven men femboys?

[somber stream]

More or less

[wintry fog]

people actually like age of sigmar

[elder stone]

YES

[elder stone]

THEY ARE

[round mica]

Pointy ear loving fools

[elder stone]

ELVES HAVE NO MANHOOD

LEAF LOVERS

[fiery wave]

Elves and Eldar hawt though. They just need a lesson in humility.

[round mica]

They would kill you for a grain of rice! Or because you pissed on a tree

[gilded socket]

Im gonna execute you for heresy

[somber stream]

I love Elves.

[elder stone]

Elf Femboy lover

[ripe tangle]

Dwarves are cooler

[somber stream]

Female elves

[elder stone]

Rock and Stone

[gilded socket]

You lot are all wrong

All of you

[somber stream]

So, felves

[elder stone]

You? Females? lmao

[gilded socket]

Skeletons are the best

[sleek harness]

Fuck them dwarves I am stealing their golds

[fiery wave]

Good luck with that. Fwuffy-thing tried before. Now all he gets is pats and cuddles.

[wintry fog]

Dwarves got a place in 40k, unlike some. 😎

[odd shadow]

Ratlings vs dwarves who would win

?

[elder stone]

Why doesnt the Imperium employ DRG?

[gilded socket]

TAKE HIM HOME WITH YOU I DONT WANT TO SMELL HIS RANK ASS ALL THE WAY IN MY LEMAN RUSS

[sleek harness]

Sniper rifle vs pickaxe

Hmmmmmmm

I don't know it seems very fair

[sleek harness]

Why doesn't the Imperium deploy the Helldivers

Two

[inland mantle]

[odd shadow]

Still waiting for that collab Arrowhead 🤠

[fiery wave]

Why should I anyway?

[somber stream]

Soon™

[sleek harness]

Atrowhead

[misty trench]

Skaven are more dangerous due to being unpredictable and having the ability to pretty much cheat/having anti-plot armour

Orks are potentially far more dangerous in the sense they straight up evolve/level up to meet whatever challenge they're faced with if given enough time

[odd shadow]

Atrowhead

[elder stone]

holy shit he said it

[gilded socket]

Fwuffy guy

Ifk man

[wintry fog]

Commissar be like, "take off those stupid fucking capes"

[elder stone]

Take off that bitch ass cape

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/frankt-gif-23053344

[somber stream]

Arbites with capes:

[sleek harness]

How dare you call me a cheater

[elder stone]

Silence, DS Vet player.

[sleek harness]

I would never

[fiery wave]

Nu. Have you not seen the Psyker drip recently?

[somber stream]

But i main the knife

[elder stone]

Good boy

[sleek harness]

It sucks wdym

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[round mica]

Then again tho it's very hard for skaven to collectively come together for a long period of time , they have Like 3 changes in leadership any given time due to them perceiving weakness and wanting to be the head rat

[wintry fog]

I like capes when they fit the drip.
Helldivers just slaps it on everything.

[fiery wave]

How does using a coat as a cape suck?

[round mica]

Orks can collectively band together if a strong enough ork is around them

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[sleek harness]

They are making pyskers use a face fancy thingy as armor

[gilded socket]

Imma use my head

[gilded socket]

This is the most unemployment conversation I’ve ever seem

[fiery wave]

Eh? I do mean the Inquisition sets.

[sleek harness]

I have a job

[somber stream]

Are you empl*yed?

[gilded socket]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Wait sorry

[gilded socket]

I work in the heretic ball crushing industry

[sleek harness]

Anything inquisition sucks

[somber stream]

Valid

[wintry fog]

Weirdos on twitter will pay good money for that.

[gilded socket]

I make pennies

[elder stone]

I LOVE EMPL*YMENT

I LOVE MAKING MONEY

[inland mantle]

Make more then ez

[jaunty path]

Hadron is honestly transition goals.

[gilded socket]

This

[wintry fog]

Landlords ------ -- - blender

[silver mango]

A 491 year old hag with more metal than flesh

[jaunty path]

💜

[fiery wave]

They suck, but their drip doesn't.

[elder stone]

Im gonna be making music at 1 AM 🔥

[round mica]

Imagine if you addressed your landlord like a peasant addressing a lord back in medieval times

They would get so sick of it

[sleek harness]

Holy shit the the the person the the cyborg guy is here

Where the hell you been?

[misty trench]

addressing my liege with an axe to the back of the head

serf's up knave

[round mica]

Landlords aren't people that's completely legal ✅

[elder stone]

Next time my landlord shows up Im going to show him my legally rented flamethrower

[misty trench]

Robber barons will watch me provide their entire food supply and say "the rabble are uneducated and lazy"

[sleek harness]

Is this opinion from the AntiLandlord Reddit?

[fiery wave]

Aren't they lizards out to own everything to rent for profits so nobody can ever afford a home?

[wintry fog]

They do think a lot of their ability to hoard housing and ransom it back to the rest of society

[misty trench]

Kings have the divine right to eat my entire ass

[round mica]

I'm my country landlords and people buying houses for that dumb travel app where u stay places are making it so houses are around 600-800 rebt PER WEEK so yeah now u know rat

[misty trench]

Airbnb's are straight up banned in my building

[round mica]

They literally have caused a housing crises so FUCK THEM

[misty trench]

I mean people still do it because the building management doesn't enforce jack shit in a timely nor effective manner but it is technically not allowed and they do eventually fine the fuck out of you

I thank Allah every day that I do not have to rent these days, though property tax is insane because of the inflation of property values because of the housing crisis

[elder stone]

Ive seen a dude who makes metanlly ill videos about being at airbnb's

"Call my crazy...but I always check the light switch at an airbnb...you just never know"

and its him rubbing a potato chip against the light swith lmfao

[round mica]

And houses for sale are around 500,000 for a state house which is terrible or around over a mill for something nice

State house pretty much is government housing

[misty trench]

yeah our condo is like the same price now as what my family home was 10 years ago, it's ridiculous

[rose pine]

It's just a little silly, forcing housing to become 'unavailable' until you sign a super BS' contract, made by someone from another state, because their parents owned that house (reminder, you can only live there for 3 months tops, and it's thrice as expensive, as it would've normally have been)

Just a little silly

[misty trench]

like if I had kids rn I'd be doomed, idk how I'd be expected to actually maintain a family atm

[round mica]

Our government also is selling housing to overseas developers and trying to reduce state housing which is causing a massive homelessness problem

And then thar causes crime

[delicate vapor]

[rose pine]

And then there's denmark, who pays people for being knee's deep in shit. (Wish it was a joke)

[round mica]

And now if you steal from shops under 1k police won't get involved the government want the public to intervene. They also won't do anything about fraud or domestics anymore unless you're literally getting killed

[misty trench]

"hello, police? yes I'd like to report that I've been killed"

[fiery wave]

Then you get ghost cities. Expensive places meant to be sold to ppl outside the country where only the top 5% can even consider to afford. And they are rotting away cos well... you know everyone bar the richest atm even got money to throw around.

[round mica]

Combine this w butter costing 10$ and cheese 20$ u can see why its worrying

[misty trench]

"no, no I didn't survive, stop asking questions you won't understand the answer to"

[rose pine]

That'll be a 2.7k USD Bill to your parents and or children (Individually given to each member)

[elder stone]

Canadian 911 call energy

[round mica]

Oh also were having our hospitals go privatized 💀

[fiery wave]

Please send us $2000 for your funeral, we'll be there in 6 hours.

[rose pine]

Was kinda shocked, that it cost money to have a dead body 'picked up'

[misty trench]

dying is, genuinely, expensive as fuck

[rose pine]

Like, yea a loved one has died, brb, checking my bank if I have the cash to get someone to pick it up

[misty trench]

we should probably just stop dying

[round mica]

We still have free ambulance rides and Healthcare but you're waiting in er for 3 days or so

[rose pine]

Like, what do I do if I DONT have the cash??

Just let them sit in the sofa until next paycheck?

[fiery wave]

Cheapest funerals cost money. Even if it's just cremation.

[round mica]

Just chuck me in a fire and call it a day I don't mibd

[rose pine]

That, I know, it's the ordeal that simply having the body 'removed' from the place of habbistance.

[fiery wave]

Please pay... $1800 and send a family member to collect ashes.

[elder stone]

We will sort the ashes...each grain is 10$.....

[misty trench]

when I go down I want to be fed to a bunch of mycelium or smth

I want the world to remember me as a fungi

[round mica]

Damn ok when I die someone from the server just dig a deep hole and push me in

[rose pine]

Wrap me up in Ducktape, and throw me in a swamp somewhere close.

[elder stone]

I want someone to put a bunch of flower seeds into my corpse and rest me against a tree

[rose pine]

Make a mystery out of it

[gilded socket]

Im bored, should i ban speedrun

[fiery wave]

To be fair, coffin rental+the burned coffin costs money so...

[elder stone]

yes

[round mica]

Mycelium is the oldest organism apparantly its how trees talk to each other

[misty trench]

don't make me do this

[fiery wave]

I think cheaper to jump into the sea.

[nocturne bloom]

Unfortunately the way my dad raised me made me think it was normal to have holes pre dug in your backyard

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733

[gilded socket]

No rulebreaking just being annoying

[nocturne bloom]

I dont say that as a joke, ive filled 6 with pets

[elder stone]

think of the rabbits

[round mica]

Drowning is supposed to be the most peaceful way to go

I'd think in my sleep is lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I have a lot of those

[fiery wave]

Naw, it burns till it doesn't.

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

That sounds horrible

[elder stone]

bnuuy

[nocturne bloom]

Ive counted 7 in my yard at once, I have pictures too

[elder stone]

send NOW

not tomorrow

NOW

[nocturne bloom]

They let me get close

[misty trench]

idk, I don't think I could do drowning, I'd just drink the water away

[fiery wave]

I nearly drowned multiple times now. It hurts till a certain point. Pray someone helps or you manage to struggle to the surface.

[round mica]

Iv seen rabbits around

[misty trench]

"salt water is bad"

mf that's called seasoning

ELECTROLYTES

[round mica]

Yeah eventually your body just kind of accepts it / is to tires

[elder stone]

Go out like Rasputin,
survive being poisoned,
survive being shot,
die only after being put in a rug and chucked into a frozen river

[misty trench]

we don't know he's not just chilling down there still alive

[elder stone]

Thats the fun part
you dont die

[misty trench]

but yea jokes aside the story of Rasputin is fucking insane

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda hard to feel your lungs filling when they are full, its the salt that'll burn you, eventually oxygen gets cut off to your brain and you go numb until you pass out

[fiery wave]

More or less, heck, it probably hurts to survive. Cos body realises it's still alive and kicks in again.

[elder stone]

He was a fucking plot-armor tank

[misty trench]

legit

man had the power of god and copious amounts of drugs on his side

[fiery wave]

Chlorine as well, but the thing is, it burns till it doesn't.

[round mica]

Iv been in a coma before I had a brain bleed , I don't think death is the end

Was asleep for a week on life support

[nocturne bloom]

Well, chlorine is more a pool thing

[fiery wave]

True, but I have been pushed into the deep end before.

Way too deep to even stand up on tiptoes.

[misty trench]

I mean there's also stories of dudes in WW1 who survived multiple gunshot wounds and kept charging and fighting and didn't get treatment till well after and survived anyway

and then there are dudes who died because they tripped over and landed badly

humans really be the most durable or the most fragile things and it's entirely luck

[fiery wave]

Adrenaline is no joke at times.

Also why overprotective moms are most scary.

[elder stone]

There was a dude in ww2 who shot down a Japanese plane with a pistol

[round mica]

why are there never any lobbies on havoc

[elder stone]

havoc is for losers

[round mica]

Yeah adrenaline will literally keep you alive till you stop

[elder stone]

He was in a parachute mid air too

[misty trench]

that's fucking wild

he did that shit before anyone in Battlefield 3

[elder stone]

In WW1, there were like 100 Russian dudes who were hit with German gas and were literally falling apart (skin, lungs, etc) and they charged and spooked off 4,000 Germans

"Attack of the Dead Men"

[elder stone]

His grandkids would have insane lore

[dapper brook]

Yo im new to darktide and in the basic combat training thing in the main lobby showed me how to like power up a sword, but when i tried to do it in campaign 1 i couldn’t, did I Miss anything or am I just dumb

[nocturne bloom]

I have a clip of me throwing a grenade at an airplane in BF1 and blowing it up

[elder stone]

Some weapons have different special abilities

[round mica]

they kept walking through the gas and the Germans ran except they had been dead for a while

[elder stone]

Top 10 slavic aura farming moment

[round mica]

Man a pistol taking down a plane is crazy I never heard of that

[thick fog]

Weapons have special attack actions, try to look up at the keybind settings

[round mica]

That's some damn good luck

[dapper brook]

Thank you, and another thing, So like which ability is the charge thing? I really liked it and wanna use it in the campaign

[rose pine]

A very fat pigeon can take down a plane.

[thick fog]

what class you playing?

[dapper brook]

Im a Psyker

[misty trench]

I remember hopping into a chopper in BF3 in a hot landing zone and the pilot was like "don't worry boys I got yas" and he immediately fucking frontflipped the chopper on some power lines and killed us all

[elder stone]

Youd have to unlock weapons with a certain ability to do that

some are just boring and have a different attack

[round mica]

Because it blocks up the engine , a bullet would have yo hit a component in the engine to do this otherwise it would just go straight thru planes are designed to get full of machine gun holes

[thick fog]

Psyker doesnt have a charge ability

Unless I am missreading something

[dapper brook]

Thanks

[nocturne bloom]

Well, he hit the pilot within 4 shots

[elder stone]

No prob

[nocturne bloom]

And get this

He was an American

Named Owen J. Baggett

[round mica]

Damn that's incredible aim lol

[elder stone]

Why was he Aura Farming?

[round mica]

If you have ever fired a weapon it's not easy

[elder stone]

especially mid air in a dog fight

[misty trench]

pistol shooting especially is hard lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Not me, I loved being a Uber with the transport helos

[misty trench]

tbf the pilot was a good lad, the power lines were just really unlucky xdd

[elder stone]

There was a Soviet guy who was shot down, crawled for 18 days through forests and snow, had to be amputated, and re-learned how to fly

[last valve]

Just don't miss

[misty trench]

shit was hilarious

[elder stone]

he went on to shoot down 7 more planes

[rose pine]

Minor detail. Just gotta hit the 'Weak spot'

[last valve]

Average arma experience
Except you're just doing normal stuff, the server just randomly decides to shit itself

[round mica]

Yeah that is true but they aren't as flimsy as people think

[nocturne bloom]

I was on crack, id j hook every single building to drop people

I miss 360

[elder stone]

Also the Soviets had a 6 year old boy who became a military officer

lowkey aura

[misty trench]

the world's first HOI4 player

[round mica]

So iv just started eating tomatoes and man I can't beileve I veen missing out on these this whole time

[nocturne bloom]

You've never eaten a tomato?

[elder stone]

Wait till you hear about grapes

[nocturne bloom]

Isolated tribes eat tomatoes homie

[fiery wave]

How???

[round mica]

I always used to take them out my food texture issues , I still can't deal w the mushroom texture nut I'm trying to get better

[elder stone]

Maybe he is THE isolated tribe

[nocturne bloom]

You dont live under a rock you live under a tectonic plate

[elder stone]

tbh Ive never eaten mushrooms

[round mica]

Grapes are nice

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only eaten them in ramen

[elder stone]

Hear me out

Grapes the size of Apples

[fiery wave]

Try different types of mushrooms. They have different textures and taste.

[round mica]

I like mushroom flavour but mushroom itself to eat not fun

[misty trench]

portobello my beloved

[elder stone]

feed me your shrooms

[misty trench]

there are so many good mushrooms out there

[round mica]

What in the bio engineerd atrocity is this

[fiery wave]

Might find one you actually like. Never hurts to try every edible type at least once.

[misty trench]

also the magic type (this is not legal advice)

[elder stone]

That would be so good

Imagine biting into a grape the size of an apple

[somber stream]

Enoki mushroom taste like beef

[round mica]

We need to stop messing w our crops it's not good

Before the next generation are born without hair or something

[misty trench]

a generation of Tim Pools

a fate worse than death

[elder stone]

The GOVERNMENT is putting COCAINE into the corn in order to rewire our minds to promote the COMMUNIST agenda of the evil SHADOW REGIME who is running the world from BOULDER COLORADO

[round mica]

You know to much...

[misty trench]

man imagine going to all the effort of running the world and you're forced to live in fucking colorado

[jaunty path]

Crack Corn? I need it...

[tawdry jay]

I need to eat more corn

[elder stone]

I was in denver once and it took 5 hours to get to the airport

[gilded socket]

Ngl i should just start blocking people

[somber stream]

I too, like corn

and corn

[round mica]

Corn is good

[ripe tangle]

idk what's more sad, the sheer ridiculousness of this, or the fact it sounds exactly like something some QANON dumbass would genuinely believe

[round mica]

Khorne is also good

[tawdry jay]

Living in a rectangle sounds rad

[round mica]

Accept khorne into your souls today ✨️

Blood for the blood God

[misty trench]

do y'all think Khorne is nixtamalized?

[ripe tangle]

points a Flamer in your general direction

[round mica]

Skulls for the skull throne 💅

[elder stone]

Id rather have a scientist replace every mitochondria in my body with pure heroin

[misty trench]

maybe he's so angry because he's not nixtamalized and can't access his nutrients

[somber stream]

You'd ended up a Chihuahua

[round mica]

He's a angry boy

[somber stream]

Shaking and angry 25/7

[elder stone]

Im already shaking

[ripe tangle]

Chihuahuas are entities of Khorne

[elder stone]

and Im already angry

[ripe tangle]

kind of like how Discord Mods and 4Chan are all disciplines of Nurgle.

[round mica]

Chihuahuas are sweet lil things you've just seen ones that have bad owners I stg

[somber stream]

My client is a Chihuahua

[elder stone]

im your client

[gilded socket]

Things are better

Way better now

[misty trench]

what I'm saying is maybe the chaos gods just need therapy and to be told its not their fault

[gilded socket]

It is their fault

They should die

By my fist

In their face

[misty trench]

you know what that's fair

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, you need to train more.

I’ll train you.

[gilded socket]

Ive seen the emperors light

[gilded socket]

No no no no i dont want to be disabled anymore

[misty trench]

I am very hygienic and touch grass often

[elder stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902607890452613/1393486773929250857/ewkn88bj8t981.png?ex=68735930&is=687207b0&hm=0d02110a84e2afa9e0609b5a5dae866a404636fbccde66ad144363f7359b87cd& this is what I drink daily

Duracell 😋

[round mica]

The only way to get stronger is to create thousands of little micro fractures in your bones , it's ideal to start around 5 years old

[restive walrus]

brop i might get virus

if i click lunk

[round mica]

That's how muai thai fighters kick down banana trees w their shins

[elder stone]

no its not virus its disease

[restive walrus]

sounds like a good way to get arthritis

[misty trench]

btw big recommend forest walks, shit is like a vitamin booster for the soul

[ripe tangle]

Cleanliness is next to godliness, hence staying hygienic is important if you serve the Emperor.

[restive walrus]

bet the emperor didn't wipe sometimes

so busy

[fiery wave]

So, they need hugs?

[restive walrus]

didnt have the time

[somber stream]

I walk around 30 minutes a day to prevent myself from imploding

[round mica]

Big es a skeleton hooked up to a computer

He doesn't have a ass to wipe

[delicate vapor]

[restive walrus]

nuh uh hes alive with major booty stank

[elder stone]

My body is running like an engine (legs shaking like cylinders)

[misty trench]

yes and lots of rehabilitation

this might kill erase them from existence but we'll cross that bridge when we get there

[restive walrus]

ugh, money stacked as high as marble pillars

me and my whole strike team killers

uh..

[elder stone]

spit your shit brother

[restive walrus]

shitters

[elder stone]

fax!

[grizzled hornet]

dark tide for game of the year

[gilded socket]

Nah

Fatshart sucks

[misty trench]

darktide doesn't deserve GOTY until they give me a polearm

[gilded socket]

Reskinned slop comming our way

As always

[restive walrus]

maybe in..40k years..

or more like..40k years..warjhammer darktide

[tight eagle]

:FaceYesDaddy:

Whaattt

🤣

[restive walrus]

mods ban them

[tight eagle]

[round mica]

If only fatshark had the rescource other major devs have

[restive walrus]

they are swedish

[misty trench]

running code built on ikea meatballs is hard work

hard yakka as we'd say back home

[jade fable]

They say space marines smell like swamp ass

[round mica]

You aussie?

[misty trench]

Aye

in Canada these days though eh

[round mica]

Wahey were everywhere

[restive walrus]

aussie contingent summoned

[jade fable]

ya Sick cunt

[misty trench]

summon the elector cunts

[ripe tangle]

you mean the unfortunately necessary mutants? or the Holy Angels?

[wintry fog]

They just go in their armor until it's waist high

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-franz-dance-warhammer-total-war-warhammer-fantasy-the-empire-summon-the-elector-counts-gif-20659068

[jade fable]

Astartes

[restive walrus]

damn dont go telling me Lucias so hardcore that even space marines are mutants to her

[ripe tangle]

regardless, it is the Emperor’s Will that you must WASH YOUR ASS

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never been to Australia but ive eaten a kangaroo

[round mica]

There's this meme about chaos marines suits not being able to filter their waste anymore since they are bad at maintaining there gear so csm usually smell terrible

[ripe tangle]

I mean, they are mutants.

[restive walrus]

nuh uh my servo skull says the water gets down there so i dont need to

[fiery wave]

True. But maybe a brighter future awaits.

[jade fable]

He who has a clean ass is a heretic and not fighting,sweating enough for the imperium

Or something

[round mica]

Did you guys know astartes when in bad situations their suit feeds them their waste

[nocturne bloom]

Woah, just like that video with the jar

[jade fable]

and goon

[wintry fog]

wasn't it a cup?

[round mica]

Pretty nasty innit

[jade fable]

The suit has a gene seed collector no?

[somber stream]

What is a gene seed anyway

[misty trench]

Space Marines will be out here like "abhor the mutant" while rocking like 19 manufactured ancillary organs, poisonous blood and acid spit or some shit

[wintry fog]

no one talks about two battle sisters one goblet anymore

[round mica]

Apocatharys have the tools requires to remove gene seed

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, see… normal untarnished creations molded after the Glorious God Emperor of Mankind tend not to do that.

[misty trench]

it's ground up to extract the gene essential oils

[somber stream]

Yeah but

[jade fable]

The holy flesh light

[somber stream]

Is it balls

[restive walrus]

Thats it Lucia you pissed me off

im gonna say

[somber stream]

It's balls isn't it

[round mica]

It can be organs , part of the nervous system it can also just ve organic material

[restive walrus]

the sisters of battle deserved the grey knights

[misty trench]

technically it's from a specially added gland...but yeah pretty much

[somber stream]

So balls, gotcha

[jade fable]

Fabius bile has jars and jars of gene seed

[jade fable]

Cringe

[elder stone]

Sell me Your balls

[somber stream]

Nah

[round mica]

Do astartes even have balls?

[somber stream]

I'm going to make a new regiment with it

[elder stone]

female 💔

[wintry fog]

Don't think so

[somber stream]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[misty trench]

iirc Space Wolves straight up fuck

but they're kinda unique

[restive walrus]

bruh WHO?

or WHAT

[round mica]

Seems like kinda a bad idea to put a sensitive organ on a super soldier

[jade fable]

Space wolves smell like ass

[round mica]

And they would be sexual

[misty trench]

Salamanders also have kids I think? I forgor

[elder stone]

Ive already prepared my army.
200.000 units ready and a million more on the way

[round mica]

Which gw stays away from

[ripe tangle]

last time I checked, Astartes do indeed have sex organs, just lack a sex drive.

[restive walrus]

nah for real who do the space reals bang

[misty trench]

GW doesn't explain but odds are, eachother

[elder stone]

Lowkey a bummer

[jade fable]

Imagine sneaking viagra into the astartes slop they get fed

[somber stream]

The Roman way

[wintry fog]

felinids

[marsh iris]

you checked an astartes?

[misty trench]

nono they LACK a sex drive, so no bumming at all

[gilded socket]

I think ive had enough time here, back to lurking

[ripe tangle]

also an Astartes with it’s atributes, if they had coitus with a human woman, she would not survive the encounter.

[elder stone]

Imagine putting a sex drive into them

[jade fable]

So space marines are like the spartans

[wintry fog]

Okay but maybe they like money

[marsh iris]

[misty trench]

I mean like I said the Space Wolves do

[somber stream]

I knew they were gay

[misty trench]

I'm not sure what the deal is for other chapters

[restive walrus]

In a story i got told about some slannesh aligned space marines listend to a singing performance so good it made them feel arousal. But they didnt know how to deal with that emotion?...(cant recall correctly) so they just started fighting shit in the room

[elder stone]

We need to try until it works

like some cinderella and her shoe

[round mica]

Its like slaneesh isn't exactly sexual ots more sensation so torture mutilation and what not

[restive walrus]

im not gay i just channel my sexual arousal into BATTLE energy

[somber stream]

Okay somehow we're talking about sex again

[misty trench]

iirc Salamanders do have families though like I said, I'm just not sure if I'm misremembering is all

[somber stream]

Move on chat

[rose pine]

The way of the Slaanesh.

Disgusting.

[wintry fog]

I mean, someone is married to the actor of The Mountain and somehow she's still alive

[elder stone]

Licht whats your favorite femboy subspecies

[halcyon glen]

I like Sienna she looks like Cersei Lannister

[jade fable]

Youre a space marine and havent goon- I mean relieved gene seed for a millenia, suddenly demonettes materialize from the warp
What do?

[restive walrus]

im sucken it

[misty trench]

yeah let's not get bogged down in the weird horny shit pls lol

[somber stream]

I'm not into male in general

[restive walrus]

not questions

[rose pine]

Elbow block.

[somber stream]

Battle buddies though

[elder stone]

We can be ""Battle""" buddies

[nocturne bloom]

I heard femboy and horny, im at attention

[ripe tangle]

Welcome to General Chat

where it happens way too often

[misty trench]

I escaped zealot chat hell just to move into gen chat hell

[elder stone]

Thought this was general chat

this is a general topic

[somber stream]

Sex is great and all but have you tried THE LEX?

[jade fable]

Ogryn chat is the most comfy

[ripe tangle]

what would an Astartes Femboy look like?

[somber stream]

You are part of the problem sister

[restive walrus]

thats a genuinaly good question

[round mica]

Ogryn chat are chads

[jade fable]

Google Pretty marines

[elder stone]

A normal space marine with a pink ribbon

[wintry fog]

Like, a catboy space marine?
They're called Nyastartes

[nocturne bloom]

Look it up on R34

[elder stone]

It isnt very COMPLEX

[ripe tangle]

XD

[marsh iris]

Whats your favourite Lex position

[jade fable]

Emperor should e built legions of ogryns instead

[elder stone]

On my knees, praying to the emperor

[somber stream]

Battle stance 69 where we dock our shields togehter

[misty trench]

here's what I don't get right

How is Luthor a villain when he straight up has Lex for a first name

[halcyon glen]

Friday

[round mica]

The universe would be so much safer

[elder stone]

Open the window Luther.

[wintry fog]

Should have played the slow and tall game instead of making super humans to conquer everything.

[ripe tangle]

Saluting the Sign of the Aquila before an altar to the God Emperor.

[restive walrus]

thoughts on bringing a thunder hammer to a havok match?

[ripe tangle]

and lighting votary candles of course.

[elder stone]

I do this

[jade fable]

Ok elon musk calm down

[misty trench]

idk why the emperor went to all the trouble of doing heretical and dangerous genetic engineering instead of just using console commands to win

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

He didnt install cheat engine

[nocturne bloom]

Apparently my message was too inappropriate this time

[jade fable]

Ogryn chads vs space marine virgins

Literally

[marsh iris]

he could just impulse101

[jade fable]

Why arent other mods as cool

[misty trench]

damn, not a minecraft speedrunner I suppose

[ripe tangle]

are squats/votaan abhumans?

[jade fable]

Witch is like the Arbites of no fun allowed

[wintry fog]

Damn, now I want to play Stellaris

[ripe tangle]

OR ARE THEY FILTH THAT SHOULD BE CULLED!?!?!

[misty trench]

I believe so!

[elder stone]

Dream Any% DMing Minors speedrun

[misty trench]

I apologise for putting this evil on you

[misty trench]

many such cases and I hate remembering this was a thing

[ripe tangle]

Skibidi Toilet is an entity of Tzeentch

[jade fable]

Imagine the logs ogryns drop

[somber stream]

[jade fable]

How big are ogryn toilets

[elder stone]

The Pre-Cambrians are learning Gen A terms 💔

[misty trench]

other mods didn't have a drinking problem 10 years ago

[somber stream]

I'm using my life saving to lobby Fatshark into adding Felinids into the game

[elfin pagoda]

emperor protects

[ripe tangle]

I’m not that old!

[gilded socket]

Nah we need doggirls

[somber stream]

There is no such thing

[gilded socket]

Hag most definitely

[elder stone]

catgirls are always gonna be dominante

[nocturne bloom]

Damn so you're a furry AND a femboy???

[halcyon glen]

Big man mod man

[gilded socket]

Make it real

[somber stream]

They're more human with cat ears

[elder stone]

Licht the Feminine catboy has a ring to it

[somber stream]

What no

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a hag, I’m experienced, a Veteran Sister…

[gilded socket]

Old

Hag

[elder stone]

Sister without a Mister

[nocturne bloom]

HAGGGSSSS

[ripe tangle]

I should just blow this whole ship up…

[misty trench]

tbf when I turned 25 I pretty much instantly became older than the pyramids

[gilded socket]

Please do

[ripe tangle]

but then the Lord Inquisitor would get angry.

[elder stone]

Do you want me out in the world??

[gilded socket]

Somebody kill me

[elder stone]

Anyone above 26 as seen the big bang

[gilded socket]

Like fr

[misty trench]

y'know, I'm not so sure about that

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[nocturne bloom]

Endure

[gilded socket]

For what purpose

[elfin pagoda]

why do u have an assmonglod gif

[elder stone]

The facade of hating me is strong

[nocturne bloom]

Endure

[misty trench]

I do have an asmongold gif actually

[gilded socket]

For what purpose!

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/robbing-asmongold-house-me-finding-out-gif-16890099709542597840

[halcyon glen]

No gifs allowed erm

[elder stone]

let me be a warden so I can share my gifs

[round mica]

When I was taken from this world its people still had iron in their blood. Long ages and the lies of the corpse emporer have corroded your strength.
This world is mine . I will raise walls that cannot fall it will be iron within and without once more. Weakness is a choice
KNEEL

[elder stone]

family friendly and fun for the kids

[elder stone]

Mutash Phage...NURRGGLEEEE

[gilded socket]

Top ten things that wont ever happen

[elfin pagoda]

stole it ty

[round mica]

no FUCKING gifs allowed get OUT of this server NOW

[misty trench]

lmao no worries

[elder stone]

LEAVE

[gilded socket]

I steal every gif ever sent anywhere

[nocturne bloom]

Retire and hire Loosh

[round mica]

Real iron warrior hours

retire and hire me actually

i have plans

[gilded socket]

Thats a death sentence

[round mica]

big ones

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/rohan-jjba-daga-kotowaru-i-refuse-refuse-gif-7385649

[elder stone]

Put me up coach

Im ready

[nocturne bloom]

The folder of 5000 on my phone:

[gilded socket]

Real shit

[elder stone]

I make my own gifs

[gilded socket]

I have a holy grail in my collection

[elder stone]

[round mica]

can you put in a good word for me to come on the mod team, i have big plans that i would like to enact

[gilded socket]

I have part of Paul Bullgryn’s yuri album

[elder stone]

Under my dictatorship, I will delete any other class channel apart from Zealot.

[ripe tangle]

You hold a Holy Artifact?!

[halcyon glen]

Promote me & Ramona instead

[gilded socket]

Of course

[somber stream]

Put me up as co-Mod

Free Gif access to everyone

[misty trench]

Sure I'll do that now

[elfin pagoda]

isnt it a sort of vibrating cogitator?

[ripe tangle]

Why not give it to the Order Pronatus? She’s on board the ship as well.

[elder stone]

Licht Loosh and Lamia is a banger trio

[round mica]

Carefull I heard that thing has the power of the covenant

[gilded socket]

Nay, it is too scared

[gilded socket]

No

This grail was bestowed upon me

By Paul

[misty trench]

that's how you create a new chaos god right there

[elfin pagoda]

paul blart

mall cop

[ripe tangle]

Why not?

[elder stone]

Call it Loosh

[gilded socket]

You hear it right degenerates

[supple thorn]

Ello all.

[gilded socket]

A grail bestowed upon me from Paul Bullgryn

[elder stone]

Hello

[gilded socket]

A most sacred collection, i only have part of it…

[somber stream]

Hi hello, are you interested in adding Cat girls to Darktide as a playable class?

[gilded socket]

Doggirls

Nowwwwww

Noooowwwwww

Fatshart

[elder stone]

Licht would you rather wake up as a catgirl or wake up next to a catgirl

[somber stream]

The latter, next

[elfin pagoda]

why not both

[elder stone]

Would you rather be a catboy or a catgirl

No cheating

[somber stream]

Human, male, next

[round mica]

Lord smite me now I can't do this anymore

[elder stone]

Gay or Homosexual

[supple thorn]

Felenids. Unknown.

[round mica]

could you suggest banning 1/10th of the server population? i think it would do a great job at "stirring the pot" and increasing order in this server

[elder stone]

So true

[somber stream]

Super straight

[elfin pagoda]

me when i lie

[somber stream]

Someone gotta do the Emperor's bidding

[elder stone]

What about the mass amounts of twink selfies youve sent

[somber stream]

This is false

I have never

[supple thorn]

Who?

[elder stone]

Me when I lie

[nocturne bloom]

I want twink selfies

[elder stone]

You got one

[somber stream]

Ask Loosh

[elder stone]

???#WT??????>??>????
?

???????

[nocturne bloom]

Ein

[elder stone]

WHAT???T??T?????

[somber stream]

Did i stutter?

[gilded socket]

Kill people with rocks now

[misty trench]

we've done purges to Ogryn chat and Zealot chat in the past, actually lol

[elder stone]

No but like.......broski......

[gilded socket]

Ban the zealot mains who want the other classes deleted kindly

[nocturne bloom]

👉 👈

[elfin pagoda]

i get ogryn but what happened with the zealots

[elder stone]

Calling me out without calling my name.

[round mica]

No I think you guys need to be banned if anything

[elder stone]

Too much aura

[gilded socket]

We are a weird collection

[misty trench]

we can ban them in spirit at the very least

[elder stone]

What if you try to lobotomize me but im literally going vegemite crazy

[misty trench]

(all they do is take Ls all day anyway)

[gilded socket]

It is necessary, those zealots have too much zeal to be kept around

[nocturne bloom]

If you ban us then who's gonna talk about freaktide

[elfin pagoda]

is it because of the daemonhost impregnation fiasco

[gilded socket]

No one, utopia

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Daemonhost what

[arctic shoal]

Exterminators to chat block 5, zealot outbreak

[elder stone]

Most blatant anti-imperium talk

[nocturne bloom]

I dont wanna hear that from you

[round mica]

Wait what does that mean lol

[gilded socket]

The Emperor’s Light has healed my soul

[misty trench]

something along those lines did cause the great zealot-chat slowmode of early 2025

[elder stone]

Aquila whens the S-Tier Server member erp channel being released

[gilded socket]

Heresy lurks, even if you do not see it

[lethal solstice]

The catalyst of the event wasn’t even close to that though

[misty trench]

so zealot chat had a lot of freaky shit going on and a bunch of people got banned as a result and slowmode was also instituted

Ogryn chat had a severe racism problem like last year (year before?) and a bunch got booted

[nocturne bloom]

#stafffurrypics exists guys, ive seen it

[elder stone]

Ogryns cant comprehend diversity

[round mica]

Nooo really ogryns rascist

[gilded socket]

Ogryn racism is crazy

[elfin pagoda]

no yeah i figured

[somber stream]

Degeneration and Racism, sounds 40k alright

[elfin pagoda]

ogryn players icky

[gilded socket]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS

[round mica]

Ogryns are Chad's watch your mouths

[gilded socket]

Besides ratfink

[ripe tangle]

I remember the slowmode

[misty trench]

yeah we had a guy unironically trying to argue a racist slur is fine because it's "used all the time in his country" (he's british)

[gilded socket]

Ratfink is my guy

[somber stream]

Ogryn are based

[ripe tangle]

the slowmode was annoying tbh

[gilded socket]

RATFINK IS MY BOY

[misty trench]

it was decidedly unfortunate

[gilded socket]

I knew a aussie who used the hard R and his reasoning was “my parents are racist”

[round mica]

In lore there was an ogryn eugenics program. That's why no black ogryn:(

[misty trench]

good god

[ripe tangle]

I’m glad it wasn’t permanent, I didn’t like having to wait 10 whole seconds between messages

[gilded socket]

@mossy agate my goat and the only good ogryn here

[ripe tangle]

at one point it was longer than 10 sexonds too

[lethal solstice]

Olympic gold winning mental gymnastics

[gilded socket]

A true lad

[elder stone]

sexonds

[gilded socket]

That ratfink is

[stable fox]

Wait there was slow mode?

[somber stream]

Most Ogryn ive played with is based and wholesome

Zealots however...

[elder stone]

lexonds

[ripe tangle]

last year yeah

[elder stone]

Aight yo you watch your mouth

[round mica]

What did ogryn players do

[gilded socket]

What about me?

[elder stone]

Your next words are to be very carefully phrased Licht

[gilded socket]

Im good

Im clean

[somber stream]

There's always a modicum of truth to every rumour.

[ripe tangle]

an I wholesome?

[gilded socket]

Im nice to you

[ripe tangle]

or am I toxic?

[round mica]

How about we do a test eh , go to each Chanel ask a question come back here and tell us how it goes

[gilded socket]

Sometimes

[somber stream]

I haven't play with you yet sister

[stable fox]

Once again I'm getting reminded that i came to the renaissance of Darktide.

[misty trench]

you are most certainly not toxic

[gilded socket]

Bit a both

[stable fox]

[elfin pagoda]

im not rly sure if i main any class i rotate around all of them but i do got a lot of zealot fits

[ripe tangle]

XD

[somber stream]

Ur good

[gilded socket]

Im definitely the town nuisance

[misty trench]

I'm ngl I was a zealot main but ever since Arbitrator released I've been spending all my time Lexxing

[elder stone]

🗣️ Just say im the best zealot you know

[somber stream]

You are actually

[wintry fog]

We're still not allowed to post images or gifs as part of the wartime measures

[round mica]

Zealot is kinda useless compared to the arbite

[somber stream]

-# I dont know any other Zealot

[ripe tangle]

I still main Zealot

[whole parrot]

we're the insane ones after all, so rage is okay

[elder stone]

Lets go

[gilded socket]

Me

[elfin pagoda]

i really like arbites but i really dislike the limited weapon choice

[gilded socket]

Right here

[stable fox]

Not a big deal.

[somber stream]

Play with me sometime

[elder stone]

I am undethronable

[gilded socket]

If im ever alive the time you are awake

[elfin pagoda]

ah yes 4 flavors of maul and 3 flavors of shotgun

[misty trench]

yea I'll probably go back to zealot once I get bored of Arby weapons

though Arby does get tacaxe and that is a blast

[somber stream]

Tomorrow i should be free when you are

[elder stone]

Zealot is prime Lebron james

[lethal solstice]

Taxe cult spreads

[elfin pagoda]

taxe is awesome indeed

[lethal solstice]

My arbites conspiracy theory is that Cole is solely responsible for tac axe on Arby’s

[misty trench]

death and taxes

[gilded socket]

Weak puny zealots and your little knives and tac axes, REAL ZEALOTS USE EVISCERATOR CHAINSWORDS AND THUNDERHAMMERS

[somber stream]

But knoifes are cool

[elder stone]

Thammer?

deadass?

[wintry fog]

Give zealots a dog which help protect them from the consequences of their actions.

[stable fox]

No, zealots use faith as the weapon.

[elder stone]

Combat Blades and Relic Blades

[lethal solstice]

(And die because they can’t fight mixed horde)

[elfin pagoda]

knife zealot is funny af

[round mica]

Is it just me or is the combat knife extremely good rn

[halcyon glen]

1H axe zealot ONLY

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

When you are afraid to charge in his name

[elder stone]

My main zealot (combat knife) 1 shots crushers

[gilded socket]

Who let you out of your cage

[round mica]

It just melts through armour

[somber stream]

https://www.diploma-degree.com/Degree/700-307520-Stabbing-License.jpg

[sleek harness]

@stable fox you seeing this shit?

[elder stone]

This is NOT an IP grabber

I clicked and I am a-okay

[elfin pagoda]

laugh at this user

[stable fox]

Yes. Throw warpstone at them or something.

[somber stream]

It's my certificate

[round mica]

Righto everything's all legal ere carry on son

[elder stone]

Licht

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

tomorrow Im gonna play combat knife licht

[gilded socket]

Weaklings and your puny knives

[elder stone]

we can be knife buddies

[somber stream]

Aye, i like the sound of that

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

I need to smite those heretics

[sleek harness]

Thats weapon racism

[stable fox]

Sounds g-

[misty trench]

I like crusher

also heavy sword

[elder stone]

Sword fighting aint gay

[gilded socket]

Crush their asses under my weapons

[elder stone]

Lets touch knife tips

[round mica]

Heavy sword is sooo fun crusher too

[sleek harness]

You use crusher as a weapon?

Insane

[stable fox]

I was poking fun and I'll see myself out anyway.

[round mica]

I like 1 shooting mutants when they run at me

[elfin pagoda]

i keep avoiding heavy sword cuz i dont like scimitars

[elder stone]

You can join