general-chat

[orchid skiff]

wym the 40k universe is cool what do they have against it

[latent heath]

I don't wanna subject a random team to that tho

[fiery wave]

Ask for some ppl to do it without you. Hang on a ledge at the start till you die. Ask them to never rescue you. Can't be hit if perma in rescue.

[empty basin]

Would need a versus mode for a permanent bigger player base. Would need proper matchmaking though. Vermitide 2 versus shot the game up from 2k to 80k players but died because the balance and fair matchmaking didn't exist

[latent heath]

Huh

Yeah I could try that, thanks

[round mica]

It's the style of game I think

for the amount of money and dev time put into vermintide 2, a 24 hour peak of 2,300 people 7 years after release isnt great

[orchid skiff]

killing hordes of people ? i must be a total weirdo cuz thats my thing

[fiery wave]

Tell them to not rescue you. Will work and safer. Don't wanna be accidentally backstabbed or barreled.

[round mica]

I like it too but its not exactly what people want to play

[wintry fog]

There was so much crying and sobbing before Darktide released because it wasn't focused on spess muhreens

[latent heath]

So does it count if it doesn't break your toughness?

[empty basin]

It's decent for an old niche game. Not every game needs infinite playtime especially one that's only $30

[latent heath]

or is it any melee damage at all negates it?

[fiery wave]

You just cannot take melee hp damage.

[round mica]

it would be awesome if fatshark did it for this game but as what happened with VT2, the user experience and balancing would be fucking terrible after this hypothetical updates release causing the player retention to go out the window

[latent heath]

K thx

[round mica]

as is what happens after every major update on both games

[empty basin]

If fatshark made a good single player open world optional co op game with Vermitide wave and more indepth combat system their studio would blow up tremendously

They could be the ones to make the first open world RPG warhammer game

[fast cosmos]

real quick if a stam curio is +3 but 400 power it's bugged right?

[empty basin]

I think anything 390 and below is bugged

[round mica]

they wouldnt be able to do it without everything being broken on release, they do it everytime with new projects

[round mica]

Test it first in a game

[fiery wave]

Chances are, it's a fake and only +2.

[empty basin]

Don't remember

[round mica]

Some of them are real some are not

[empty basin]

I'm saying if it wasn't broken. Like KCD2 or Wukongs release

[round mica]

then yeah that would be awesome

[green beacon]

mmmmoney

how much money would that cost

[empty basin]

Like imagine first person balders gate with Vermitide 2s combat and enemy waves that would be insane

[round mica]

I liked the old ballers gate games

Dark alliance

1 and 2

[empty basin]

They are dated but still good

Have them on my phone

[round mica]

Indeed , it's more like diablo than rpg

i think the overall fate of this game is going to be to VT2 in the coming years, player count in the low thousands and small ish content updates every couple months

[empty basin]

I enjoyed the shit out of 3 though just wish it had an undead playable class like in Div 2

[round mica]

Untill another game comes and puts old yeller down behind the shed I think dudes right

[empty basin]

Free at least liek Chaos waste and versus was free so we're most maps

[alpine forum]

More abhumans, please

[round mica]

the only thing i could see changing this is the warhammer show, if it's actually good, it might jump player count for a long while

I have allready started to run out of things to do

Every game feels the same

[empty basin]

Well yeah play a game a lot and you will run out of shit to do

[round mica]

The classes I want reworked get ignored and new things come out instead for money idk

[empty basin]

Sunk 6k hours in Verm 2 but still play it every now and then

[misty trench]

same

[empty basin]

Hello you handsome devil

[round mica]

zealot and vet need a rework so fucking bad its insane

it feel like zealot and vet are getting power creep compared to psyker, ogryn rework and the arbite

[empty basin]

I saw that finger point

[elder stone]

lather yourself in vegemite

[misty trench]

lmao sup Shaderka how's things?

[empty basin]

Hungry and getting a desktop soon

[misty trench]

the bespoke method of getting b vitamins

[misty trench]

hell yea

[empty basin]

No more 720p and 16 fps havoc 40s

[round mica]

My tv is 720 p

[empty basin]

Hope your doing well and still being dashing

[round mica]

It's so bad

[misty trench]

hopefully Vet and Zealot's time will come

[empty basin]

That's what I set my steamdeck resolution too tonrun this game

[round mica]

havoc is such a shit show lmfao

[misty trench]

going aight, been a turbulent couple weeks but things are finally levelling out

[round mica]

Aye nice steamdeck user

[empty basin]

Let veteran duel wield ranged weapons and let zealot duel wield melee weapons

And give ogryn a greatsword already sheesh

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

My tv is old and from when TV companies made everything look like a piss filter is over it like the 2007 games

[elder merlin]

Ogryn needs fist weapons already

[empty basin]

Incan plz I'm American I have no idea what turbulent means

Like airplanes????

[round mica]

give ogryn bolt machine gun, i dont care if there to dumb to reload it theres already alot of shit that's fundamentally impossible in the 40k universe

Ogryn knuckle dusters when

[empty basin]

So many good ideas

I'll tell my boyfriend John Fatshark to add these immediately

[glacial tendon]

Yo, anyone here wanna play havoc? I haven’t tried it yet and don’t have people on for it

[round mica]

queue up with strangers people on this discord over react its fine

[empty basin]

@glacial tendon think there is a lfg channel you will have better luck in

[glacial tendon]

Thanks for the tips

[empty basin]

I can't find it cause I'm blonde though so you will have to search

[round mica]

4 smite psykers is the havoc meta rn

always try to go for that

[empty basin]

Or 4 dogs

[round mica]

4 dog meta so goated

[empty basin]

Who would win 4 magic boys or 4 dogos

[round mica]

if the arbites have good builds it would be them

[empty basin]

Don't think Arby's can have a bad build unless should actually pick every meh talent

The dog will just carry

His sheild and mace is insanly good

Can perma stagger groups of havoc 40 crushers

Does good damage too

[round mica]

arbites are all round great with none of the fluff weapons that dont work

[slim axle]

I personally dont like the shield because it just covers a lot of the screen

[slim axle]

Agreed

[round mica]

i think alot of the weapons in this game need a buff

[empty basin]

Spam attacks and sheild won't be on screen as much

[slim axle]

100%

[empty basin]

Has good combos

[misty trench]

oh just shit was unstable for a bit

had to take my cat into emergency surgery a couple weeks ago, set us back over $4000

he's fully recovered now and healthy and things have finally started to calm down lol

[empty basin]

Strong kitty

Glad you and Cato is doing good now.

[round mica]

im so mad that the heavy evis got a fatal case of power creep, there's objectively better choices compared to it

It's ridiculous how much it costs for vet care

[misty trench]

blew my budget out like mad but we're sorting it out

[round mica]

Especially the places that don't let you pay it off so it's literally life or death upto you

[misty trench]

yeah it's insane

[sweet trail]

give ogryn duelling sword

[empty basin]

It's even worse in America. Vets will bill you for just them holding the cat

[round mica]

While they drive around in their Mercedes and bmws

[empty basin]

Would be a dueling toothpick for him

[round mica]

Vets are about the same as drs iirc money wise

[misty trench]

like I couldn't really afford it but we found a way because just letting the cat die was a non-starter

[round mica]

the ogre faction in TWW3 has pretty much already made all of these ideas just in rts form

[round mica]

Zealot knifes but duelling swords thrown by big man

[empty basin]

My cat got attacked by 2 bulldogs and I was a kid and couldn't afford the vet bill. My parents euthanized her when I was at school. Found her in my Grandma's garden when I was 7 and had her till I was in high-school. She was an outdoor cat cause my parents wouldn't let her inside. Random cat stayed with me for years. Her name was Leopard

[round mica]

It's hard loosing pets

[empty basin]

Yeah pets are in your life but you are their whole life. Sounds cheesy but it's true

[round mica]

Make you never want to get another one lol, I'm gonna eventually adopt a dog about to be out down and give him a nice life before it goes

[empty basin]

Might get a lizard one day

[round mica]

I really wanted birds but I don't know if I could handle loosing one of them

[elder stone]

My cat was a rescue from people who would would him by cutting off his whiskers and such

[round mica]

Love birds or cockteils/cockatoo

[empty basin]

Had a pet rattle snack I caught when I was 4. Had him for a couple years till my parents found out. Never got bit cause I would binge watch Steve Irwin

[nimble glade]

Someone flip a coin. Let me know if it lands on heads or tails.

[round mica]

heads

[empty basin]

This and people who cut off dogs tails for fashion is insane behavior

[empty basin]

Burrito my answer is burrito

[round mica]

Do u think the snake like appreciated you if you get what I mean or was it like just a reptile going off instinct

Iv always wondered about snakes

[elder stone]

Psychos

[somber stream]

They do

[empty basin]

Snakes it's more a trust thing. It's a wild animal so there is always a chance so always play it safe. Letting the snake eat while around you makes it feel safe cause most animals are vulnerable when eating

[round mica]

There gorgeous animals but I feel scared around em aye

Like I don't trust a snake in the house around kids

[somber stream]

But don't risk do funny stuff around them. Even house cat bite you just because every now and then

[elder stone]

Would you risk having a snake in your pants?

[empty basin]

Depends on snake. There is actually a cool study they did where they let not wild snakes slither around infinitesimal and they didn't bother eachother

[round mica]

Hear too many stories of pythons eating there owners kids or trying to figure out if it can eat them

Doing that measure thing they do

[empty basin]

Most snakes are chill if they have been around people enough that don't instigate an attack.

[round mica]

We don't have any in my country

[empty basin]

Cause pythons exsit to eat anything and grow as large as possible

[round mica]

Except sea snakes

We have those

[empty basin]

Sea snakes can be poisonous as shit or just bite with teeth and have no poison

[round mica]

Yeah our ones are the banded snake iirc

[empty basin]

Usually if a snake has fangs its poison if it's teeth it's not poisonon

For the most part

[round mica]

Sorry yellow bellied *

[elder stone]

I like lizards

[empty basin]

Same

[round mica]

Lizards are cool

I like the big jappanese ones

[elder stone]

I like monitor lizards like Komodo dragons

[empty basin]

Had a brother and sister leopard geckos as a kid. Names them spot and dot

[elder stone]

And the small chill Komodo dragons

[empty basin]

I like reptiles cause they are cool pets with battle armor

[round mica]

Iguanas are pretty cool

[empty basin]

Monitor lizard?

[elder stone]

Off topic but lightning just hit the neighborhood and I’m walking my dog so if I never talk again just assume I was hit by lightning and became the flash

[elder stone]

They are super cool

[empty basin]

Komado Dragons have saliva so toxic and septic its essentially a poison

[round mica]

What are those Asian ones that climb up the walls and make the funny sound

[elder stone]

Wish that was me

[empty basin]

Or a pro basket ball player (old movie about magic lighting shoes)

[empty basin]

Spiderman

[round mica]

It will be dead quite and out of no where this lizard just loud as heck goes "GEK"

And they come inside your house

[empty basin]

Probably a toka

[round mica]

Yes!

[empty basin]

I think I spelt it right lmfao

Spelling hard

[round mica]

Yeah I'm pretty sure you git it right

[somber stream]

I prefer floof of all variant

There's this creature called "Bintorong" and apparently it smells like buttered popcorn

[empty basin]

Sounds dangerous for a animal to smell like food

[round mica]

Is creature from studio ghibli movie

[empty basin]

[somber stream]

I want one

[empty basin]

Cake is done baking. Good morrow gamers

[somber stream]

Enjoy thy cake

[round mica]

The bintarong when they look old look funny as hell

Like a 80 year old man who's been woken up and doesn't know where he is

[somber stream]

lol ye

Confused floof is what

[nocturne bloom]

New vegas is almost done

Frankensteined with 1400 mods

[round mica]

You guys excited for new fallout season

It's set in the mojave

[inland mantle]

Uninstall even one mod and the whole thing breaks

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been doing this for over a decade

You can do it clean

Tools for it

[elder stone]

Goon tomorrow or Goon to Morrow

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[nocturne bloom]

Goon every day

[elder stone]

5000 Femboys
affirm "YES" to claim

[nocturne bloom]

YES

YES

YES

[supple thorn]

What?

[brave hull]

twitch streamers of 1 who hotmic all game should be executed by a commisar

[inland mantle]

Real

[brave hull]

i get it, you want to start a twitch channel because real work is scary, but jesus fucking christ

honestly hotmic should never be an option in online games

[somber stream]

I play with a Danish yesterday, guy played Ogryn and sounded the part, even roleplay as one. Could pass for a Space Wolf as well if he wanted to

[elder stone]

@nocturne bloom @somber stream TFW later?

[brave hull]

if you want to hold a convo without pressing a button just fucking hop in a discord

[nocturne bloom]

Once I finish messing with nv yea

Should be 20 min

[round mica]

Femboy harem

[elder stone]

awesome

[somber stream]

Can't, client said fuck you and sent me some work

[elder stone]

Good Licht serving his dominant client overlords

[somber stream]

So true

[elder stone]

I could never be submissive to a client

[round mica]

I imagine space wolves sounding like the swedes on the Muppets

[nocturne bloom]

I can be a submissive client

[round mica]

HELLOOOOO BJORN

[somber stream]

The one in rogue trader was really well voiced

I can feel the frost in his voice

[fiery wave]

Problem is, it's just that for consoles. On or off. Though if streaming, likely pc anyway unless controller.

[elder stone]

oh really...?~

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

My favorite accent is actually Nostraman

In 40k

They just sound so good

Pity there assholes

[elder stone]

Whos a good little client

whos gonna make me money

[round mica]

It's the vampire count old eastern Europe vibe for me

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Freelance is propa good

But you'll have to act like a whole agency yourself to get good pay

As in, the concept of sickness and time doesn't exist

[somber umbra]

...well that's a new kink

[somber stream]

You haven't seen the end of it yet

[elder stone]

CORPORATE ROLEPLAY KINK

[somber stream]

OOoh oooh my fav

[somber umbra]

I mean, someone calls me a 'good little client' and I'm not sure what emotions that causes

[somber stream]

Absolute control is what

-# Not that i'd know or anything

[elder stone]

Who wants a promotion..>?~~

[somber umbra]

Keep behaving this well and you'll get a raise~

[elder stone]

Maybe even another weekend offf~

[somber umbra]

Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge it

[somber umbra]

Fellow knight pfp

[somber stream]

Wait we're talking about client, that means we're the commissioner

[static kite]

i wish you could still get the moebian 21st gear ngl

[elder stone]

Lemme join the clan hold up

[somber umbra]

Are we gonna form an order?

[elder stone]

Thats whats up

[somber stream]

What is your preferred helmet type?

[somber umbra]

Bucket

[elder stone]

Frog Helm

[somber stream]

Both are based

You pass

[somber umbra]

RIGHT?

[elder stone]

Can we all have a threeway kissing session

[somber umbra]

I've even got a DND character in the works obsessed with being a knight

[somber stream]

what

[somber umbra]

The clanking noises will get us noise complaints

[elder stone]

Okay??

[jovial pine]

what the ??!?GLORP!?!?!

[elder stone]

We are knights bro

what are they gonan do

[somber stream]

The helmet stays on

[elder stone]

Sorry babe, the armor stays on during sex.

[somber umbra]

Actually something that kinda makes Lex a little appealing to me because they just start with armor that looks knightly

[somber stream]

We cape pilling as well fellas?

[elder stone]

I dont fw capes ngl

[elder stone]

Sesbian Lex

[somber umbra]

I don't need another thing for them to pull on but I can't deny the aura

[somber stream]

Understandable, get in the way during combat

[elder stone]

Capes are for ceremonial purposes

[somber umbra]

It's a good piece for a dress appearance. Like, trying to appear before a court? Cape up

[somber stream]

I drew something the other day during a meeting

Hmmm, lemme see if i can send a link

[elder stone]

The Cape stays on during the restraining order signing

[somber umbra]

Could just restrain me with the cape

[elder stone]

Corporate kink and restraining kinkj

[somber umbra]

We ball

[elder stone]

Real shit

[somber umbra]

I like you two. What vibes of human beings

[somber stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375133815621816502/1393420864984322128/image.jpg?ex=68731bce&is=6871ca4e&hm=796182c8de22e004eb4dc38d6b8cf0d0ded8532137c780cdb5e0e42bef2b6505&

[round mica]

Pity the knight meta was ended by the crossbow patch

[somber stream]

Love me salets

[zinc marsh]

i cant afford to be sick now i'll be sick on my vacation

[round mica]

Now a peasant is able to kill a lord

[somber umbra]

OMG you fucking COOKED

[zinc marsh]

If you just never take a vacation you'll just never get sick

[somber stream]

1000%

[somber stream]

That's me on a weekend, and the client coming up with a shitass idea behind me

[elder stone]

Imma get back into drawing knight armor just to outcompete you

this industry needs MORE competition

[somber stream]

Please do

[somber umbra]

I drew a guy recently. Is there anywhere to post the fella?

[somber stream]

If it's warhammer related, you can try the fanart section

[round mica]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/978617811150725161

[sweet trail]

Where is sesbia? What about yheir lex

[somber stream]

If not just link it

[round mica]

It doesn't need to be warhammer related I don't think

Maybe it do

Don't listen to me

[somber stream]

Vacation is for deep cleaning and organize life stuff

[somber umbra]

I wonder if general would be accepted..

[round mica]

We are nit trusted w images here

I wonder how that came to be

[somber stream]

They even had to remove text stickers

Stickers

[somber umbra]

Hm. How'd you do this?

[somber stream]

Discord hyperlink

[round mica]

I drew a castle not Long ago if anyone wants to see

[somber stream]

Please do share

[somber umbra]

Hmmm.. myes

[somber stream]

I do fancy myself some castle posting

[round mica]

Posted it in darktide fan art

[somber stream]

There's also https://imgur.com/ that you can try

[somber umbra]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1393422383955709954/1393422478629670923

[elder stone]

very goated

[somber umbra]

Hmm.. maybe that doesn't work

[elder stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393422383955709954/1393422478210109512/20250619_083242.jpg?ex=68731d4f&is=6871cbcf&hm=1d9972babe75d61142218d1dc961d56f0da839168635c5097d2047b83a48be03&

There

You right click the image and press "copy file"

[elder stone]

^^^ made by @somber umbra for future viewers

[round mica]

I suck at drawing people that's really good

[somber stream]

My idea of a dream house 1000% have to has those pointy tower

[somber umbra]

Thx <3

[somber stream]

🅱️ucket

[round mica]

Yessssss I know right , I want to live in a Gothic castle hehe

1000 rooms and there all cold

With 1 thrall who does everything asked of him

[elder stone]

Im gonna start knightmaxxing and draw knights

[somber umbra]

SLAY

Alright

Knight order squad

[round mica]

Can someone if they have the tome do some knight mechs?

That would be so hecking cool

[somber umbra]

Agreed

I have finished munching on food. I must now enforce the Lex in DT

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Right now all I do is make amateur music

[somber stream]

I've listened to some of Loosh's, they are pleasant to hear

[elder stone]

Musicmaxxing Instrumentpilled

[somber stream]

Speaking of Knights and music, time for me to spread the holy tracks of my all time favorite singer, ladies and gents, Hildegard Von Blingin':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXsoTeTW4hc&list=PLIM80LedT3h_SsX-k0YG53xETT0gPP_mB

[gilded socket]

Bust!

[supple ether]

I just lost a mission at the very end inside the elevator

Fucking bullshit

[gilded socket]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

am I weird for not having a dream house?

[supple ether]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

aside from it being a fucking house

[gilded socket]

No

[ripe tangle]

I’d like to live in a house, idc how it looks or is.

[gilded socket]

I just want a house to live in

[supple ether]

Dream house doesnt have to be a specific place you vould just want certain amenities

[ripe tangle]

tbf I currently live in what’s basically a shoebox with a bed and a shower/toilet unit

[supple ether]

Like i want good internet a pool and lots of rooms

[ripe tangle]

and I’m not unhappy here though I wish I lived better

[supple ether]

Thats my dream house

[odd shadow]

Average California housing (I live in cali it fucking sucks)

[shy sandal]

I wish i could play rogue trader past act 1, but i keep making new characters

[elder merlin]

[supple ether]

I beat the game and love it im waiting for the other 2 dlcs to come out before doing a new playthrough though.

[ripe tangle]

I beat it twice c:

[ripe tangle]

It’s funny, I’m originally from California

[gilded socket]

Bustting flames on the heretics

[ripe tangle]

are you NorCal or SoCal?

[shy sandal]

I keep going like:

Alright, we're making an Tech adept from a forge world..... Or.... The comissar looks real nice....

You know what? Making an arbitrator seems fun 😭

[odd shadow]

So Cal

[somber stream]

Nothing weird, but the idea of having a house catered to your desire is certainly appealing, no?

[supple ether]

What do you guys want the next class release to be

Im hoping skiitari

[somber stream]

With that said, a pool full of shark with laser please

[ripe tangle]

I’m from Santa Cruz which is more NorCal but it’s kinda where SoCal starts and NorCal ends

[supple ether]

Or just straight up tech priest...

[ripe tangle]

I don’t live there anymore

havent lived there since 2013

[somber stream]

Either more Abhuman or SoB

Some even say Eldar

[ripe tangle]

I’d still like a Skitarii

[somber stream]

Skitarii can’t talk

Therefore, no shitposting

[ripe tangle]

you dont need to talk…

[shy sandal]

I think that's the logical one, besides maybe an elf. Or.... A Votann

[supple ether]

Yes they can.

[somber stream]

Nuh uh?

They’re like advanced servitors

[supple ether]

Lore noob.

[odd shadow]

Not bad lol I still live in the Los Angeles area in between there and Orange County

[somber stream]

Sure bud

[odd shadow]

Skittari for next class cmon Fatshark

[ripe tangle]

I often tell people I spent a good chunk of my life in NorCal

[sweet trail]

they should add an astartes class where literally everything is just how it plays in space marine 2, but in darktide. 3rd person and rolling and everything

[ripe tangle]

sonce it’s more accurate due to proximity to the Bay Area

Yaknow what I mean?

[outer jasper]

Yes

[shy sandal]

As far as i know, they're like... Conscious and able to talk, but if the magos so wishes, there's a flip switch on the back of their heads that turns them into mindless drones. So it's a case by case scenario if a Forge World will give them more liberty or use them as mindless tools

[odd shadow]

NorCal feels a like different version of cali to me idk why

[odd shadow]

Yes it is lol

[supple ether]

People want arbites to be nerfed then you suggest this 😂

[ripe tangle]

It’s culturally and geographically different

[supple ether]

I wonder why people want nerfs in this game when games like helldivers get a lot of pushback for it

[simple drum]

Please for the love of everything holy

Do not nerf arbites

I haven’t even bought it yet

Just buff EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THE OGRYN

why is it so hard

[odd shadow]

Respectfully no that would kill the game we are expandable rejects not just killable and over glorified hulking knights I like space marines but I want to know it feels to be a guardsmen

[supple ether]

Just buff them 4head

[sweet trail]

the catch is that he's always on the brink of death, its a space marine with like leukemia

[supple ether]

I agree tho

[sweet trail]

i was jokinggggg

lmao

[odd shadow]

Very true and culturally wise more reserved

[outer jasper]

That’s power creep my guy

Don’t need or want that

[supple ether]

Death company space marine

[somber stream]

From what i’ve seen, they don’t talk vocally during combat, they instead use binary or the noosphere to communicate

[simple drum]

Listen we dont talk about how the AI power creeps on you and scales you

[shy sandal]

People will tweak out if you bring smite, and you're surprised they would complaining about Nuncio Aquila + Shock Mines or Bleedsplosion?

[simple drum]

I still see arbites getting knocked on their ass anyways

[odd shadow]

Interrogator Rannick ..yes this one he’s been mean to the ogryns throw him off the ship please

[sweet trail]

he dies if you dont complete the mission fast enough

[simple drum]

Nah the games supposed to be challenging though

[gilded socket]

Lichhh

[simple drum]

So maybe your right

[sweet trail]

and yk what actually its not player controllable its just a space marine that's walking around about to die

[supple ether]

Idk it kinda sucks to play arbites then switch to another class and just feel so much weaker

[simple drum]

I really hate that weapon selection

[shy sandal]

Nah, i'd say rework Veteran and Zealot. They really need the dust blown off their skill trees

[simple drum]

Some oddball stuff

“Hey everyone look at me im an arbite and look at this REEAALLLY cool shock maul that ya seen already”

[simple drum]

This right here

[odd shadow]

People rarely run those classes and it’s rare even seeing a pysker

[somber stream]

Licht*

Also hello

[simple drum]

What lobbies are you in

Every match i get at least 1 zealot or psyker or multiples

Its rare to get a team of diverse classes

[sweet trail]

they should make an exploding suicide servitor class where there is no skill tree or anything you just run up to things, explode, die, and then get revived to do it again

[supple ether]

Play Mechanicus game its fun and in that game it shows you some aspects of Skitarii lore. Like how they have morale and communicate frequently. They do not have free will, but they can communicate because they need to with eachother and tech priests

[sweet trail]

you get to choose a personality and everything but it doesnt come into play at all because they've been servitorised and no longer are capable of talking or expressing that personality

[shy sandal]

The problem with Psyker is that you need to be conscious and aware of what you are doing most of the time, while Zealot and Ogryn can spam M1 and the F key, and the Arbites can scratch their bum while the dog saves them from 3 different grapple enemies.

Veteran just constantly spams voice of command

[supple ether]

People talking about power creep also forgot that right now veteran only has 1 viable build for late game lol

[simple drum]

He needs detachable body parts that explode

[supple ether]

If youre not taking voice of command on havoc youre throwing

[simple drum]

That way it will be balanced in game and he can actually die

[supple ether]

Deus ex style

[shy sandal]

Me hearing "RIGHT FORMATION, RIGHT FRAGGIN NOW" for the hundreth time in an 8 minute match

[simple drum]

You can keep you suicide bomber but if you use it you get downed

Or insta killed

[elder merlin]

[sweet trail]

i was thinking like a little guy with two little stumpy legs and a bomb strapped to it

[gilded socket]

Lihhh!

[simple drum]

Mmm…tactical

Im sure he will be able to dodge a hail of bullets before exploding

[orchid skiff]

i'm a silly little guy

[sweet trail]

he tries his best :)

[simple drum]

Servitor beehive bombs

dang that would be a nice grenade rework for the booty grenade they give the zealot

Absolutely useless

[somber stream]

Servitor bombing sounds based, time to let them have a taste of their own medicine

[simple drum]

He wont make it

[somber stream]

Might give this a go

[north storm]

anyone down to run im new to darktide lvl 6 trying to see what i need to do and how to build right

[sweet trail]

i dont like the stun grenade either. it doesnt even feel very "zealot".

why cant we have like, a flash grenade. as long as it doesnt turn the PLAYERS screen white (maybe it just looks like a fairly bright explosion or something) and the enemies get stunned for a lil bit. you could also theme it for zealot like "SEE THE LIGHT YOU HAVE SPURNED, HEATHENS!" or something

[sweet trail]

i believe in him

[north storm]

anyone willing to show me the ropes and give tips while playing

[sweet trail]

booty grenade

[simple drum]

I think the zealot should be able to produce firebolts at a high enough rage level

Or whatever the hell zealots do when they get suped up

[somber stream]

I have plenty of ropes, you can add me and we’ll play sometime

[elder stone]

I can too

Me and Licht we are basically professional teachers

[somber stream]

Yes “teachers”

“See that fat glowy guy? Go hug him’

[north storm]

im playing now if you wanna add me im down just trying to learn and chill if you can play now that would be great

[sweet trail]

i think that all the personalities should have special dialogue with the members on the ship and in the cutscens unique to them

[elder stone]

I’ll probably be on in a bit

[north storm]

@elder stonecool im a veteran lvl 7

@somber stream are you able to play now

[somber stream]

Can't currently, i'm working :C

Loosh can show you the wae for now

[elder stone]

Yeah give me a second

[somber stream]

But no matter what they say, Vet is based. Remember that

[north storm]

sorry im just not used to the game fully and ive never been the best at skill tree building games id greatly apricate yall thanks so much

[elder stone]

You should look at gameslantern for build ideas, lots of good stuff on there

1143486606 - This is my friend code

[north storm]

@somber streami love the way he plays just trying to get the feel and i fell like im trying to play more as a fps instead of a i geuss the more skill base it feels like it needs

[somber stream]

For now just learn the game mechanics, details on build can be learn at a later time

[north storm]

im on now

[sweet trail]

loose cannon gf

[north storm]

@elder stoneadded

[silent lichen]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds?sort=likes&class=914459f6-eb99-4e97-9106-0dd374107069

[elder stone]

alrighty, Let me quickly open the game

[somber stream]

Shittalking for days

[elder stone]

Great minds think alike this is literally what I recommended

[elder stone]

Send again and invite me to your strike team

[ripe tangle]

@odd shadow i’m more or less from California but I’ve been in Texas since 2013, my accent is a weird mix of Calfornian and Texan so when I talk I just sound like a moron.

It’s great

[sweet trail]

lc could say the most personal, horrific insult to me and she'd still be my favourite

[north storm]

@elder stoneadded

[somber stream]

Jokes on you, i'm into that shit

[elder stone]

I’m not seeing it, send me your friend code

You can find it in the social tab, Find Player

[nocturne bloom]

🤝

[north storm]

1126794813 @elder stone

[elder stone]

Didnt match player

weird

[north storm]

https://s.team/p/gfdn-mjft/kpdpjwhj

does that work

[elder stone]

There we go

[north storm]

cool

mic or no

[elder stone]

Sure

[nocturne bloom]

Me buying a $100 standalone mic to not use it

[somber stream]

Me

[inland mantle]

Cant relate got a ton of use out of mine

[elder stone]

In game VC or Server channel

[north storm]

server would be better

but i can do either

[elder stone]

Sure, join strike party 3

[nocturne bloom]

He dc

[elder stone]

I saw

[trail isle]

who dc?

[somber stream]

Teach him how to solo an Ogryn

[north storm]

game said fuck me

[elder stone]

lmao no worries

[north storm]

re joining

[somber stream]

It do that sometimes

[long sigil]

when do they arrive

fat shark have to work

and you give me shit skin fat shark

get back and work

[somber stream]

You tell 'em Bart

[long sigil]

where

[somber stream]

Mail em

[long sigil]

mail

[long sigil]

mail?

[somber stream]

Ye, use the customer support link

[long sigil]

discord?

in?

[marsh iris]

mail them cat pictures

[jolly swallow]

Veteran rework drops tomorrow, yeah?

[long sigil]

hope so

[somber stream]

Certainly

[marsh iris]

finally, vet nerf

[long sigil]

vet duel sword most op

[somber stream]

I can only take so much abuse..

[long sigil]

hope power sword dodge more good

[marsh iris]

darktiding time

[long sigil]

or move faster

[inland mantle]

Just removing him from the game had it coming

[long sigil]

hope they change vet ammo aura make like dwarf in vt2

[somber stream]

Vet tree need some serious rework for higher level

[long sigil]

smoke luncher

[somber stream]

I mean you can still do the job, but struggle a bit when compares to other classes

[long sigil]

vet playstyle not match darktide combat

[inland mantle]

It'll be reworked at somepoint that much is clear iirc it's after the zealot tree rework

So in 2 years

[somber stream]

The suffering continues

[long sigil]

3 class need rework

ogryn more cooler

[wintry fog]

Real? If they ruin center tree then riot.
Would be cool if the useless smoke nades were replaced with something like phosphorus

[somber stream]

Smoke is mad good

[long sigil]

smoke is core

[somber stream]

Arguably better than Krak in Havoc

[inland mantle]

In havoc is key word

Smoke outside of havoc is mid

[somber stream]

Not as fun, yes

But i'd like it to stick around

maybe give it stagger or something idk

[inland mantle]

One can hope but with FS it's 50/50 on their changes

[long sigil]

and most goofy skill tree zealot

loner aura

need remove

who add this

[inland mantle]

Legit a aura that doesnt do anything lmao doesnt even stop out of coherency spawns

[trail bolt]

Hello gyatt bois

[trail bolt]

I mean "Death to Chaos!"

[long sigil]

ye

[elder merlin]

[trail bolt]

Gyatt is a slaneesh conspiracy

[long sigil]

fat shark come home

i need u

[trail bolt]

I haven't played arktide in two days

[long sigil]

work

[wintry fog]

loyalists just announcing themselves in chat

[trail bolt]

Fr ong

[somber stream]

What is 'ong'

I've seen it a lot

[inland mantle]

On god

[long sigil]

ongryn

[somber stream]

Oh okay

[inland mantle]

frfr

[long sigil]

do they will add dreg mauler?

[long sigil]

i want to see it

fast crush skull

and return chain axe open shield

it was bug?

[ripe tangle]

🥐

[somber stream]

It still does though?

[austere prism]

War Thunder but 40k

do yall think that would work

[somber stream]

Won't ever 💔

[austere prism]

i think its possible that game could be made

but aside from that, do yall think that would be a good game

[ripe tangle]

Yeah that would be a good game

instead of Nations, you get Guard, SM, CSM, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tau, Necrons, Orks, etc.

[somber stream]

Oh i thought you meant a collab

World of tanks did several with GW

[marsh iris]

which one tastes the best

[somber stream]

It might get a April fool event with War Thunder, but nothing official

[ripe tangle]

I personally don’t care for the taste of Corpse Starch, but when granted a bounty by the Beneficent Emperor; one should be grateful for the privlege of eating regardless.

[devout wraith]

Wtf is going on i change my wargear set but my weapons stay locked to what they were before

[marsh iris]

yes finally we agree on consumption

[austere prism]

and a PVE mode vs nids

[ripe tangle]

YES!

[elder merlin]

[austere prism]

i wanna fight a hive tyrant in a battlesuit so bad that would be fucking awesome

[gilded socket]

Woof

[devout wraith]

Is there a fix for not being able to change your weapons?

[inland mantle]

With mods yes

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/331

Oh wait do you mean with your loadouts?

[devout wraith]

Yea i changed loadouts but now my staff is stuck to voidblast

[inland mantle]

From what I've heard someone say you'll need to delete every loadout you have and remake them no idea if that works tho never tryed it myself

[vocal pewter]

there's an okay chance total war warhammer 40k is getting announced

either that or star wars total war

[jaunty path]

Merry Christmas

[inland mantle]

Hmm

I dont think so

[arctic shoal]

Creative Assembly can't make a good new total war

Most of the people that worked on total war warhammer 2 and 3 release were fired recently

[inland mantle]

[arctic shoal]

To the point the team that has made the 3 last dlcs is mostly new

[devout wraith]

I fixed it. Somehow yhe same relic was equipped in two different slots and that was breaking it

[inland mantle]

Ah yea that would cause it

[vocal pewter]

yeah CA's future is shakey

[devout wraith]

CA used to make cool action games

[gilded socket]

Arf

[vocal pewter]

but it has been heavily ""leaked from inside sources""

but the next game is either star wars or 40k

or the leaks could be a total lie

it's more likely to be star wars apparently

[somber stream]

Leak is true

[vocal pewter]

if the leaks are true

[somber stream]

I'm the source

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[wintry fog]

I'd like to try Battlesector one day.
When there's a decent sale I can buy it for less than $80

[gilded socket]

I am a cybermastiff

[inland mantle]

Cope

[devout wraith]

Now i got kicked fron server 😮

[inland mantle]

[vocal pewter]

Honestly I'm hoping for a 40k one rather than star wars

[inland mantle]

FS has never had bugs in any game ever

[vocal pewter]

star wars seems less interesting to me

[somber stream]

Just Warp anomaly messing with ye PC

[vocal pewter]

but I mean i'm a 40k fan so obviously it would seem less interesting to me

[wintry fog]

If CA made a good mix of land and space combat I'd be impressed

and I would always play the trade federation...

[gilded socket]

Huh

[inland mantle]

You heard me

[arctic shoal]

We didn't see naval combat, doubt we'll see space outside of fighting at some storage or hangar within the ship

Naval is also a separate license

Mostly gothic armada

[marsh iris]

boarding ship missions would be rad

[long sigil]

wait

gonna try

[somber stream]

There is a smol chance i might be spreading misinformation

[long sigil]

all good

[marsh iris]

it still opens bullwark on light attack ( the second variant light attack)

[long sigil]

nah

they did not

have to attack body

guess it was bug

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[somber stream]

Very odd, would be nice if the swings on the 1st variant is a bit faster for horde cleaning

I'm trying to max the thing but it's not really suit my playstyle

[mental jasper]

can sumbodee aid me in my penance

[nocturne bloom]

How much

[mental jasper]

wdym how much

[nocturne bloom]

How much

[halcyon glen]

Somebody up there likes me

[long sigil]

emperor

[wintry fog]

I was thinking star wars, not sure I can see CA making a good 40k game.

Aside from TW:WH everything they release these days is a blunder that gets review bombed

[vocal pewter]

That has more to do with CA executives being incompetent apparently

they really fucked over egypt's dev team

If I remember correctly a dev got really angry and quit mid stream

[gilded socket]

Bite the heretics balls off

[vocal pewter]

there was supposed to be like some X amount of maps

then the higher ups dropped advertising for like double the amount of maps they had a few weeks before the release

resulting in crunch and a lot of really shit maps being added

[wintry fog]

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, what?

don’t put that in your mouth… simply burn the Heretic in Holy Fire

It’s more efficent and less disgusting.

[trail isle]

meltas exist for that purpose

[vocal pewter]

if/when they release the next character. I really do hope it's a sisters acolyte or something

[trail isle]

or flamers

[vocal pewter]

more flamers, plasmas and bolter marks

[blazing hawk]

Whats CA again

[wintry fog]

coding assembly what they said

[vocal pewter]

Creative assembly

[wintry fog]

oh

[ripe tangle]

Creative Assembly

[blazing hawk]

And they made total war warhammer?

[tiny cedar]

yeah, they're shit

[ripe tangle]

They own the IP for all Total War games

[trail isle]

Omg its the John Cadia thats crazy

[tiny cedar]

got a little bit better after a crisis a year or two ago?

[blazing hawk]

What

[trail isle]

bro doesnt realise sneaky golem doesnt work cuz im running 2.6 hog

[gilded socket]

Woof

[blazing hawk]

MEGA KNIGHT

[trail isle]

Oh shit

HURRRRRRRR

[elder stone]

PEKKA THE BRIDGE

[somber stream]

Ah shit, it begins.

[wintry fog]

I still think traitor ogryns eat people

[elder stone]

You should play Clash Royale

It is a very

fun game

It will not make you sad

It is also free

[somber stream]

I'd like whatever that's left of mine brain intact

[long sigil]

buff burn

[elder stone]

Clash Royale brings your mental state back to stable

[somber stream]

Define 'stable'

[trail isle]

Pookie the sneaky golem is kiting the pekkka

[elder stone]

Content with life and no game-ending thoughts

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

Knight

[trail isle]

Fair

Waiting for 2v2 to comeback tbh

[elder stone]

yes

[somber stream]

Last mobile game i played was this thing called "Night of the Full Moon"

About 4 years ago me think

[elder stone]

Lets get you back on mobile games

hop on clash royale

[trail isle]

ok pooks

[somber stream]

Mine phone is getting weary for that kind of thing now

[elder stone]

No honey not usss

[trail isle]

YOU JUST ASKED ME

[elder stone]

NO I DIDNT

YOU ARE OBSESSED

[trail isle]

YEAH NO SHIT

[elder stone]

THIS IS WHY WE ARE IN PADDED CELLS NOW

[trail isle]

Nuh uh

[inland mantle]

⠠⠽⠳⠀⠓⠑⠜⠙⠀⠍⠑

[marsh iris]

padded cells gentle on the knees

[elder stone]

Yuh uh

Woman

You’re at fault

[uncut bone]

[elder stone]

Have you guys heard of the best darktide content creator btw

Frip Frop

[short shard]

I'm actually so tired of Arbites

[hidden trout]

@viscid meteor who are you

[short shard]

If they aren't good they just end up throwing.

[inland mantle]

Doesnt that apply to every class tho?

[gilded socket]

That ain’t mean nothing

[wintry fog]

@drifting parcel Ba'ol Bruva

[short shard]

I mean it's mostly arbites. They kinda just ignore the rest of the group and then die horribly.

[jovial pine]

[inland mantle]

01011001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100101 01111001 01100101 01110011 00001010

[elder stone]

this man

peak

peak youtube

[short shard]

I ain't translating that

[inland mantle]

Not for you anyways

[trail isle]

hi lamb

[gilded socket]

Put it in binary then

[inland mantle]

No

[gilded socket]

Yes

[misty trench]

put it in non-binary then

[inland mantle]

Never

[marsh iris]

make it hexadecimal

[gilded socket]

[inland mantle]

44 6f 6e 74 20 77 61 6e 74 20 74 6f

[misty trench]

best character from reboot

[inland mantle]

Done

[rose pine]

Why are you speaking like drunk sparked.

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/reboot-hexadecimal-mask-masks-putting-on-my-face-gif-24914404

[rose pine]

Con,fusing

[elder stone]

I should have gif perms

[gilded socket]

Man you put that in binary code or high gothic

[inland mantle]

Nah

[gilded socket]

Do it

[misty trench]

but if the rabble is given gif permissions, next thing you know they'll be asking for food, water and running electricity

[elder stone]

Send them to the mines

[halcyon glen]

Boys. Boys. It’s a sweet thing.

[halcyon glen]

You should be like Prometheus but give us gif perms instead

[nocturne bloom]

In all seriousness im more suspicious on tapping a link to see a gif than just seeing a gif

[elder stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[rose pine]

It starts out with the simple demands, suddenly they'd start demanding ' free Heating ' and silly things like ' Mod perms '

[misty trench]

so just so we're clear here, I legit have zero control over permissions lmao

[inland mantle]

Ne désire point, ainsi, éloignez-vous.

[nocturne bloom]

[trail isle]

I love space marine 2

[elder stone]

ip grabber thanos gif

[nocturne bloom]

No i know, im just throwing it out there lol

[nocturne bloom]

You can have my ip

[halcyon glen]

E

[inland mantle]

F

[trail isle]

Was about to finish a level then my internet dropped for a second

[halcyon glen]

Fake god

[gilded socket]

Suck it

[inland mantle]

What am I sucking 🤨

[long sigil]

one hand chain sword kinda

need buff

[misty trench]

much like the corpse emperor

[halcyon glen]

Warsaw better

[gilded socket]

@somber stream’s toes

[inland mantle]

.

[elder stone]

Thank you lamia

[long sigil]

all weapon useable will make game more good

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-22942064

[nocturne bloom]

[karmic pier]

You access Maelstrom missions from the same mission panel you do any other mission right? I swear there's no option at all for Maelstrom missions unless I'm missing something

[elder stone]

Yeah you do

I think you have to select auric difficulty

[karmic pier]

Hmm, I'm lvl 30 but can't go past Damnation

[inland mantle]

There's also a maelstrom in heresy

No damnation maelstrom anymore cause FS said so

[karmic pier]

OH! Thank you!! I can see it in Heresy now. God I thought I was losing it

[ripe tangle]

[halcyon glen]

Hello beautiful people

[ripe tangle]

how’s everyone’s night so far?

[somber stream]

What the shit

[ripe tangle]

is Maxine being a degenerate again?

[somber stream]

Always

[halcyon glen]

Lady Maxine

Sister Midnight

[elder stone]

Always

[inland mantle]

[gilded socket]

Uh uh ive been on my best behavior dont even

[inland mantle]

Tf was that

[halcyon glen]

Resend it

[inland mantle]

Retype it I want to read

[elder stone]

gotta love people who delete messages

[ripe tangle]

Have you been reading the Holy Scriptures and praying to the God Emperor?

[elder stone]

if you gonna say it

say it with your chest

[ripe tangle]

it was a cheap joke

[halcyon glen]

Send it

[ripe tangle]

one that made me out to be a degenerate too

[inland mantle]

Go on

Share with the class

[ripe tangle]

[elder stone]

God I love being normal

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-see-my-class-gif-15768348532634343334

[ripe tangle]

what is normal?

[gilded socket]

You know it

Praise the Emperor you know damn well i read them books

[inland mantle]

Booms

[gilded socket]

Boobs even

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[gilded socket]

See i praise the Emperor, give me a hallelujah

[round mica]

Need help guys
Sauce for Chicken wrap
Do I do just sweet Chilli or get some tobasscco aswell ? I got Spicy tobbasxo and smoked tobasscco 🤔

[tiny shore]

I have a dream

That one day

[elder stone]

Loosh

[inland mantle]

Mhm

[ripe tangle]

la la la lava chi chi chi chicken

[tiny shore]

Fatshark will give each character unique dialogue for all teh cutscenes

[elder stone]

Oh my god not the MC movie song again

[ripe tangle]

XD

[gilded socket]

Put spring roll sauce in it

Trust me

[inland mantle]

Never cook again

[round mica]

Ok sweet Chilli it is

[elder stone]

My little siblings started singing it non-stop like 2 months after the movie came out

and it was horrible

[ripe tangle]

today for breakfast I had a croissant

for lunch I ate a slice of pizza

[elder stone]

actually spoiled ngl

I ate 2 eggs and a sandwich

total

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[gilded socket]

Everyday i wake up and eat a page out of the tome xenos to gain its knowledge

[nocturne bloom]

Ive eaten nothing

[round mica]

I had 2 slices of peperami pizza today too

[gilded socket]

Then i eat a heretic’s heart to burn its heresy with the fire within

[cold widget]

Why is it that people who aren't the party lead decide to accept invites to havoc

[ripe tangle]

I’m… not sure if that’s truly pious or absolutely blasphemous… regardless you’re going to be made into a Holy Servitor.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-phillips-boat-hijack-im-the-captain-now-barkhad-look-at-me-gif-4242563

[gilded socket]

Its pius

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Trust me i know what im doing

The Emperor’s light shines within me

[meager yoke]

played vet for the first time in like a year, after playing arb for so long i feel like i get sneezed on and im gone

[round mica]

I reckon if we spam enough gifs eventually fatshark have to give us perms

[inland mantle]

Correct

[cold widget]

Until I leave and they are stuck doing their level 20 mission

[somber stream]

I too, like boobs

[devout wraith]

What?

[inland mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1088168572758528040/A1076E8E-B0DF-40D1-B66F-2D9C45D99527.gif

[ripe tangle]

I’ve already told you before, the Boob Armour is necessary.

[devout wraith]

🤔

[ripe tangle]

It make for good extra storage space.

[somber stream]

I did recall, yes

[gilded socket]

Interesting

[somber stream]

You store your lunch there

[ripe tangle]

sometimes I do, yes.

[spark plume]

Try to do an auric maelstrom last night with a stack of friends and realise I'm the only player with half a brain

[misty trench]

also just so you all know I can see all the shit y'all delete

[spark plume]

it would've been easier with bots

[inland mantle]

Too much power

[round mica]

This man has seen some things

[devout wraith]

What did i delete then?

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-biblically-accurate-angels-gif-25043050

how I feel looking at the logs you lot leave behind

[inland mantle]

[gilded socket]

Yall are crazy, anayways praise the Emperor

You filthy heretics

[meager yoke]

vet rework soon

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor Protects.

[cold widget]

Probably a 3rd party client

[gilded socket]

Of course he do, from you

[nocturne bloom]

You can just get a bot that sends what was deleted in a private channel

[meager yoke]

the tm was neccisary ty, not on me phone so idk how to type it properly

[nocturne bloom]

Its pretty easy

[misty trench]

the four armed emperor protects

[devout wraith]

TM

Do you know what tm stands for?

[inland mantle]

Inside joke

[meager yoke]

miquella

[elder stone]

Did the Emperor take a bath in radiation 😍

[meager yoke]

soon™

[round mica]

Transcendant meditation?

[inland mantle]

More or less everytime a blog or something gets posted saying next week you hit them with a ™ cause that shit is 100% not next week

[round mica]

Tech manager?

[ripe tangle]

no, he’s actually extremely radiant.

[wooden creek]

You're saying I could take a bath in the emperor?

[misty trench]

he's bathing in radiance, which is a type of radiation I suppose

[ripe tangle]

so much so that if you, a mere mortal were in his presence, you may die.

[round mica]

TURKMINESTAN?

[ripe tangle]

gazing upon his grace may blind you.

[devout wraith]

You guys trollin me?

[inland mantle]

When are we not

[round mica]

I got it

Time machine!

[gilded socket]

See

[inland mantle]

[gilded socket]

The emperor protects me from lucia

[ripe tangle]

You don’t need a Time Machine when you can just Warp Jump

[devout wraith]

🙄

[wooden creek]

It stands for The (Incredible) Machine

[ripe tangle]

sometimes travelling the warp will send someone to either the future or past.

[somber stream]

Testicular Morphing

[halcyon glen]

Send whatever you typed Before

[ripe tangle]

I already forgot, oh well, what a shame.

[elder stone]

Neutered

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Sprayed, even

[halcyon glen]

Lies

[gilded socket]

You need to be institutionalized

[somber stream]

Implying i havent already?

[nocturne bloom]

Testicles mentioned 🗣️

[gilded socket]

again

[somber stream]

Ask any steel legionaries, they’ll know

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/teslanew-new-better-tslanew-gif-20544696

[ripe tangle]

as I walked through the Halls of the Dark City, I felt no fear, no anguish as the Emperor was guiding me, as I walked into the Arena; all I saw were faces of the damned and soon to be slain by my very hand.

[inland mantle]

But Im already home

[halcyon glen]

Hot ashes for trees when

[somber stream]

Home is where you trust the toilet

[ripe tangle]

what if you don’t trust any toilet?

[somber stream]

Then you are lost