general-chat

[rose pine]

I do tooooo. Spend 700 hours dealing with them already, and properly another 300 at least.

[gilded socket]

Always female voice too

[round mica]

I heard there girls

[gilded socket]

I single em out specifically

[rose pine]

Yeee, but it's the sound que about where they are, from their walking noises, amongst the war zone that is 3 ogryns and an Arbiter + all that I wrote before, that makes it difficult:(

I wanna kill them before they have a chance to net.

[gilded socket]

Gotta train your ears, not your eyes

Blind faith

The emperor shows me them

[rose pine]

Might just be the ogryn blood rage, but even with the increased camera view, it's difficult in the masses.

[round mica]

What about when you dodge into the net

That sucks

[gilded socket]

“Go my daughter, smite that trapper” he tells me

[rose pine]

Seen that happen once too many times (a lot of times) and it is painful.

[round mica]

Make you want to kick a fat kid

[rose pine]

I just get a bonus ration when I kill 4 trappers in one shot from medium range

[gilded socket]

Then i black out and im covered in a trapper’s blood and guts

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[rose pine]

Not sure what fat kids have to do with people getting bound up, but.. I guess? Potentially, haven't given it a lot of thought

Mornings.

[vestal mantle]

Time to hydrate

[rose pine]

Coffee is good for the soul.

[gilded socket]

My Eviscerator sings a symphony of wanting more blood gummed up in it’s teeth

[round mica]

It has nothing to do w it , Theo von said it In a interview "make you want to kick a fat kid at walmart

[gilded socket]

I must obey

[vestal mantle]

I have... Sad coke zero

[rose pine]

Oh I don't need a reason to do that.

[gilded socket]

She demands and i obey

[round mica]

YESIR THEO SIR 🫡 🫡

[rose pine]

If they can crawl, they can brawl, shouldn't have looked at me like that

[gilded socket]

If i could i would be swinging my eviscerator like a assault chainsword

One handed

Alright goodnight

Ya rejects

[round mica]

Night soldier 🫡

[vestal mantle]

So yea, sad coke zero is sad

[rose pine]

Water though.

[round mica]

Water? Are you trying to poison me?

[rose pine]

Soda doesn't really hydrate, due to the carbondioxite.

That's why you can always just have another, or another beer.

Body can't take in the water as well.

[vestal mantle]

Coke zero has no sugar, and its sad coke zero cuz flat

[tired steeple]

I spy karien

[vestal mantle]

Sacrifice?

[rose pine]

Och

Could use some hydration myself, coffee and a side dish of Grog

[vestal mantle]

So yea before i hop on might wash out sad taste with lemon water

[rose pine]

Make sure to wash out the lemon water with water.

Or it'll corrode your chompers

[vestal mantle]

Jokes on chompers... My dentist is ork

[round mica]

Make sure you don't get lemon in your eye

Wouldn't recommend

[rose pine]

Tequila shot with the eye.

One of my drunk decisions

[vestal mantle]

squirt of lemon intensifies

[rose pine]

A little Squirt of lemon

As a treat

[round mica]

lemon gets closer to your face slowly but surely

[vestal mantle]

https://youtu.be/817E64rtzj8?si=eWVg5Inwu88O6gSp

[round mica]

Just a lil treat

[outer jasper]

Chat my insides feel like they’re dissolving is this a good or bad thing

[vestal mantle]

Worth it

[round mica]

That is not good

Seek immediate help

[vestal mantle]

You should def tell Rannick

[tired steeple]

one day this channel will have embed and image perms

[vestal mantle]

But not this day

[round mica]

The image perms were granted to the 9 mortal kings ...

[outer jasper]

I should tell rannick he seems like he would recommend a good place to get my shit checked and will definitely not kill me for contracting nurgles blight

[lapis cargo]

I'll die happy once fatshark fixes their shitty servers and I don't lag

[tired steeple]

okay maybe I shouldn't play darktide today it feels like the game itself doesn't want me to

[prisma cypress]

Who out here helming their titan

[jaunty plover]

Dump stat for assault Chainsword besides mobility

[rose pine]

I fear this day, as the Hadron worshippers will go nuts.
Also, the mods would have to work overtime.

[somber stream]

You shan't Limbuspill me heathen

[rose pine]

I may Limbus these spillin' if I want.

[somber stream]

Other than that, good song and vocal as always

[rose pine]

Lets just say, there's a reason it got that so many views in such a short time.

[halcyon glen]

Wham bam thank you maam

[round mica]

Bada bing bada boom

The people in my walls won't let me sleep

[somber stream]

Kindly ask them to shut the fuck up

[round mica]

I can hear a pulsing

almost like a heart beating

[spice mesa]

Anyone have a discord that’s just a chill group of people hanging out and playing anything? My discord is kinda dying and need new people to play with, no one has been on recently with work and life lol

[round mica]

Shud da fuck up

[round mica]

This one is the one brother

[trail bolt]

[marsh iris]

whats wrong with chat

is chat ok

[spice mesa]

As much as I love darktide I do play other games, rarely see others playing diff games

[somber stream]

People here talk abour randomshit 90% of the time

5% about other games

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[somber stream]

And 5% darktide, perfectly balanced

[marsh iris]

buff chat

[trail bolt]

I love diddytide

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

Sometimes we talk about dinosaurs other times 🅱️ olitics

[trail bolt]

Man why is darktide performance so abysmal

I never get 90 fps stable

[somber stream]

Other time we talk about ✨ Feelings ✨

[trail bolt]

Guys, tell me your settings

pls

[marsh iris]

we feel each other

[somber stream]

All high

[trail bolt]

What settings do you guys run your game on 😭

[trail bolt]

how much FPS do you get?

and what PC

[somber stream]

Yes

[trail bolt]

what

[spice mesa]

I just miss Xbox days seeing all my friends online every day 😦
but yeah if anyone’s open I’d be down to join, I’d like to think I’m fun
I have no idea where to look these days for a new group other than ask in game

[trail bolt]

I just want 90 fps 😭

[round mica]

But just know whenever we talk about something we talk about that thing ✅

[somber stream]

There should be mods to improve your performance

I think

Maybe

[trail bolt]

Do you use mods

Because I am running vanilla

[somber stream]

Yes but i don't use performance mod

[trail bolt]

Then why do I have to use it 😭

[trail bolt]

what gpu and cpu do you have?

[round mica]

Chat do I need help

[trail bolt]

and how much RAM?

[somber stream]

🤷‍♂️

[somber stream]

I have a RTX 3090 and a RTX 4070
The 3090 run fine as expected

[trail bolt]

Bruh

[somber stream]

I see about 60fps with the 4070

[trail bolt]

I have a 4060 🤡

[somber stream]

See, that's the problem

[trail bolt]

Yeh this game sucks performance wise

[somber stream]

Setting to medium or low

You aren't wrong

[round mica]

Amen

We don't even get options to do key binding

[trail bolt]

I wonder what ass decisions fatshark made

[trail bolt]

what

[somber stream]

Uh we do

[round mica]

Xbox doesn't

[trail bolt]

I swear fatshark would have a lot more players only if their game's performance wasn't so ass

[round mica]

We have been left behind

We have layouts

[trail bolt]

DRG might not look on par with Darktide, but it's art style is cool and the performance is amazing

[round mica]

No custom options 😭

Maybe it's time to get a pc

[trail bolt]

damn

Don't

stick to SexBox

[round mica]

But man so much hastle

[trail bolt]

SexBox Series Sex

PooStation 5

[somber stream]

THIS IS THE WILL OF THE SEX

[round mica]

The lex says you have to give me 5$

[fading otter]

The generation that was so bad it basically single handedly killed Xbox’s hardware department

[halcyon glen]

Hello beautiful people

[trail bolt]

Bootiful

[round mica]

Xbox has gone above and beyond tho

We have steam partner now

[trail bolt]

I meant stick to console

PC land is a clusterfuck

[round mica]

New console coming

Ps exclusives unlocked due to steam

They leaving the console race too

[trail bolt]

There's just too many damned PC configurations

[round mica]

Game pass ect ect

HD2!!

[trail bolt]

Trust me having 1 bajillion PC configuration options is not an amazing thing, it's a game developer nightmare

[fading otter]

Above and beyond after shuttering countless studios and firing like 4000 people and completely killing exclusives, why would I ever buy an Xbox if there’s games I can play on PlayStation and PC that I can’t on Xbox while every Xbox game is available elsewhere

[fading otter]

You mean the game pass that numerous devs have come out and said is killing the industry lmao

[round mica]

Xbox still better

[trail bolt]

GamePiss

[fading otter]

I literally have a series x but Microsoft fumbled so bad

[trail bolt]

Macrohard

[round mica]

The only thing I dislike is setting up account

So annoying

[halcyon glen]

Is ironbardin any good?

[trail bolt]

what's that

[round mica]

Vt2

[trail bolt]

oh

[round mica]

I think

[halcyon glen]

Ironbardin breaker goreksson

[round mica]

You guys are gonna miss us regardless

[halcyon glen]

Real

E

[somber stream]

The future is PC

There is no denying this

[round mica]

Yeah

Pc is good

[halcyon glen]

The future is AI

[round mica]

Xbox is leaving the competition w Sony

[trail bolt]

It's a grim dark future

PC is a nightmare for software developers

[fading otter]

Complete surrender is what you do when you lose embarrassingly lmao

[brave slate]

The real future is Google Stadia

[trail bolt]

1 Bajillion different configs

[trail bolt]

The real history

[round mica]

What do you mean lol we got a new console which unlike your playstation portable we don't need to be connected to console , steam took us in its ggs dude

Gabe is the way

[trail bolt]

do you know da wae

[fading otter]

Just wait until that console costs $1100 USD lmao

[round mica]

That's fine

[trail bolt]

what

[round mica]

We don't need wifi connection to home console cope harder

[fading otter]

The new Xbox “console” which is literally just a pc for your tv is rumoured to cost up to $1100

[round mica]

[brave slate]

The best console is the SouljaGame

[round mica]

Nah sony does the best games tho ngl

Metal gear my beloved

[delicate vapor]

[final herald]

xbox pivoting to host steam is so funny

[fading otter]

Xbox fanboys somehow still consider a loss that’s so severe you literally don’t sell consoles anymore afterwards as some sort of win lol

Crazy

[modern bobcat]

PC wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't such a wide range of hardware/eras of hardware that still work

[round mica]

We don't need to compete that's not a loss

[modern bobcat]

so that instead of constantly working on compatibility for edge cases PC developers could focus on the most recent generations of cards

[fading otter]

Why’d y’all just close like 5 studios and fire 4000 employees then lmao

[trail bolt]

Yes exactly

[trail bolt]

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY

[elder hare]

whats the last game they made when they were bought by microsoft?

[round mica]

Because it's the end of xbox?

[trail bolt]

Also can nvidia for fucks sake stop releasing cards every 2 years

[round mica]

I wouldn't know

[elder hare]

no cause planned obsolescence

[modern bobcat]

The long development times are also stupid, because devs are often using hardware and development tools that are 1-2 generations out of date by the time their games are released

[trail bolt]

bruh

[modern bobcat]

so it's like forward and backward compatibility

[round mica]

I think xbox is owned by Gabe now

[trail bolt]

PC Hardware is always backwards compatible

[elder hare]

Newell??????

[modern bobcat]

We're all Gabe's bitch

[fiery wave]

Be thankful if your GPU doesn't meltdown after 2 years lul.

[round mica]

Me thinks so

[trail bolt]

what

[elder hare]

Maybe we'll actually get HL3

[trail bolt]

when did that ever happen

[fiery wave]

Don't ask, the last two I had killed themselves the moment warrenty poofs.

[trail bolt]

I have a gaming laptop with 3 years of warranty. so I am good for 3 years at least

hehe

[modern bobcat]

The years from like, 2003-2010 weren't so bad because you could run most games with a decent card without updating, now there's like a new card generation every year or so

[fading otter]

The delusion is actually insane lol, “we lost so bad that Xbox as a concept doesn’t exist anymore but yeah that’s still a W”

Bro has to be trolling

[trail bolt]

lmao

[modern bobcat]

I just got a new laptop with a 4060

I'm sure it'll be outdated by the time the warranty expires in 1-2 years

[round mica]

Think hard about it man

Try not to be biased

[trail bolt]

same here

I also got a new 4060 laptop a month ago

[fiery wave]

I'm still surprised the cpu is still chugging along not giving two karks.

[trail bolt]

My i3-6100 from 10 years ago still works

[modern bobcat]

My old laptop is ready to catch fire

[trail bolt]

so does my RX 460 4 GB

[round mica]

It's not that we won were just doing better things now

[modern bobcat]

It runs Darktide at 86-91 degrees C

Don't need a heater in my room this winter

[fiery wave]

Is a ninth gen i7.

[modern bobcat]

just running Darktide

[trail bolt]

oh damn

[fiery wave]

Thing survived 2 gpu swaps... like 3-4 psu swaps.

[fading otter]

Literally nobody is going to buy the new $1100 “Xbox” when they could just buy a non microshit PC for around the same price, the whole appeal of consoles is their ease of entry and cheapness and Xbox is now losing that, their next box is going to sell 100 units

[trail bolt]

My old gaming laptop had a 10th gen i7 and a 2060

[round mica]

Playstation can't even use internet explorer man

[fading otter]

And then Xbox is going to close more studios and fire more people

[round mica]

Please stop

[trail bolt]

console wars lessgo

[round mica]

Because xboxs era is over there shutting down

[modern bobcat]

This console era should have ended ages ago tbh

[fiery wave]

It was for a 2060. I now have a 3060ti and yeah, cpu bottleneck anyway.

[trail bolt]

Damn

[somber stream]

Raven software and sledgehammer games got lay offs

Gamepass isn't sustainable

[modern bobcat]

The whole console war from release of PS2/Xbox 360 with increasing drive toward "exclusivity" for games

has been a huge pain in the ass

[trail bolt]

I got a Ryzen 7 8845HS Hawk Tuah Point CPU paired with a 4060 8 GB

[round mica]

And by xbox opting out there making games more accessible

They gave Sony halo ffs

Bigger n better things man

[elder hare]

Hopefully Sony gives Marvel Spider-man rights

[fiery wave]

Well, stupid PSN accounts can go burn.

[trail bolt]

Spooder Mean

[halcyon glen]

I would say the sky is blue

[fiery wave]

Not buying any game that requires it.

[trail bolt]

💯

[elder hare]

Halo with Sony's writing team would slap so hard

[trail bolt]

Even thought I got one psn account

because I had a PS VITA TV

[fiery wave]

Optional for cosmetic unlocks is one thing.

Forced, nope.

[round mica]

They can save the series!

[fading otter]

It’s a business not a charity, they gave Sony their exclusives because they were struggling and thought sales would increase over there lmao. Sony are scumbags, the paid exclusivity deals are terrible for gaming as a whole but at least they shared Helldivers. It’s just that acting like the company that just killed a bunch of studios they bought like a year ago and fired thousands of employees is super successful rn is copium of the highest order

If they did their pivot without firing and closing down first I’d believe you but this is obvious desperation

Not altruism

[elder hare]

True, and I feel bad for all the workers who've worked with the studio for so long only to get axed after the acquisition

[round mica]

I'm happy we got helldivers atleast ,idk man wait and see It's not all bad I'd say the people who got laid off knew it was coming for quite some time

Nothing good lasts forever

[elder hare]

true but the hiring scene for devs and game infrastructure has been bloated for so long, it's almost impossible to work now with all the IBM layoffs too

nowadays you wanna get into game dev you either gotta join a startup or risk competing against people whove been in the business for decades with all the game studios sunsetting or getting bought out and broken down

[plain falcon]

Game studios and developers have been tanking for over a decade now. It’s time to purge and rebuild. Competitive wages inspire growth.

[dry pebble]

the suits didnt get that part though, they already comissioned 4 live service games to each studio they own and are already filling the 4 thousand layoff papers

mostly from the QA department

[marsh iris]

if our rejects are named characters, does that mean we can beat up unnamed spacemarine?

[round mica]

Plot armour 🤔

[marsh iris]

Named armor

[dry pebble]

we can beat up a great unclean one if he shows up just like Malum Caedo

[plain falcon]

As long as you don’t have a helmet on

[tacit geode]

We could yes

[round mica]

I feel like my ogryn could krump a astartes

In h2h

[marsh iris]

name your rock to make it even more powerful and pierce through 10 marines

[round mica]

Now we're talking

[brazen pelican]

10/10 strategy, would endorse.

[elder hare]

i call this rock..."hard pass"

[rose pine]

My Rocc' is so stron' da' it kan blow up a Chaos spawn, Plague Ogryn, and a Plague Ogryn (20% Chance in Mortis trials, killed all 3 as they were stacked)

Simple as

[round mica]

My rocks name is Rocco

[elder hare]

to be fair my zealot can oneshot plague ogryns in malice, so all i gotta do is set the space marine to malice difficulty and two shot him with a used thammer

[dry pebble]

cliche, but Rocky Balboa

[round mica]

The rock

Heretics can you smell what my rocks Cookin?

Brains. Rock shamshed brains

Shamshed

[marsh iris]

The People's Rock

[rose pine]

Mah' Rocks' name is 'Lil un'

Cause I like to think' lil uns doing good jobs

[dry pebble]

they cant smell it now because you just liquified their noses with the rock

speaking of blitzes

brain burst would be so much better if it made the target fucking explode

or at least if it charged faster

[round mica]

I can't see that word without thinking of blintzes

[dry pebble]

blintzes?

[round mica]

Little Pancake thing kinda like a crepe

But done w cheez

There not bad

[thick coyote]

The named rock would perfectly bounce around like a pinball and kill all of them

[round mica]

It's like a creme cheese

Not regular cheez

[dry pebble]

sounds like a good snack

[round mica]

Very numy

[somber stream]

Listening to Saba singing Country Roads brought tear to my eyes

[round mica]

Toots and the martels have a nice version

[modern bobcat]

the lag spikes and framey shit

is still fucking terrible

DT has been nearly unplayable for me since update

[round mica]

It comes n goes for me

[modern bobcat]

I'm in a Havoc 28 right nopw

[round mica]

Jeez I wish u luck

[modern bobcat]

Was ok for first 5 mins, now it's near 10 frames per second

[round mica]

U got this

I get the lag hard out in really populated areas then when moving on goes normal again then the next day it will run like nothings wring then rinse repeat

[brazen pelican]

Not sure if it is still a thing but it seems disabling portrait rendering ups the frames by a lot.

[dry pebble]

it is still a thing

baffles me how this is a thing, but it is

[somber stream]

Helps, tested

[round mica]

Darktide is a cruel mistress

I dont know why I keep coming back

[brazen pelican]

Neat. Hope it might help ironyuro, or anyone else. :3

[somber stream]

And I'm her boytoy

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[somber stream]

No not you

[dry pebble]

she wants it though

then you will have two cruel mistresses

[round mica]

She laughs at me when I'm naked

[brazen pelican]

Technically three, with Slaanesh.

[round mica]

Does anyone know this reference

[dry pebble]

three mistresses is just having an office job with higher ups

[brazen pelican]

Sounds accurate.

[modern bobcat]

Fuck nope it's over

[dry pebble]

i didnt get it boss

[modern bobcat]

Can I disable portrait rendering in-game or through a DLL or INI file?

[dry pebble]

in game

interface options

[little marten]

We getting a bit slaneeshi up in here?!

[brazen pelican]

At the very bottom, second to last option.

[round mica]

It's that Kung fu movie

[modern bobcat]

I wish they'd hotfix whatever is causing this

rather than fixing the fun dog bleed build

[brazen pelican]

I wasn't gonna have another Monster. But Slaanesh tells me to do it.

[dry pebble]

also volumetric lightning and ragdoll count are big strains on performance, at least in my system. What i have perceived is that the game has problems with memory and the more stuff you have to render, more the performance tanks

[round mica]

Balls of fury iirc

Yep balls of fury

That's it

[little marten]

Im sorry I don’t condone monster. But I do respect your right to enjoy it.

But don’t forget the refreshing, wing giving, crisp taste of an ice cold red bull. #notanendorsement

[dry pebble]

ads pretending they are not ads

release the poxhounds

[round mica]

This was brought to you by manscapped

[brazen pelican]

Obviously Nurgle is gonna recommend the subpar energy drink. :3

[round mica]

Redbull is not subpar

[modern bobcat]

I wasn't having this issue before the update

[round mica]

Redbulls the og

[little marten]

I find monster scary lmao, even the taste unsettles me

[modern bobcat]

I don't know what they changed, maybe it's this FSR thing

[brazen pelican]

Well the key is to have one, then another, then another ad infinitum.

[round mica]

Monster taste like I got slapped in the face w a block of vanilla and told to like it

[trail isle]

Ok slannesh calm down

Go seduce the god emperor stop harassing the locals

[brazen pelican]

What does that phrase mean? Don't think I've heard it before?

[orchid skiff]

oh?!

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I have permission now!

Bingpot!

[trail isle]

You most certainly can try

[brazen pelican]

I'll make sure to let him know you sent me.

[trail isle]

Your never going to succeed in that endeavour but good luck

He’s pretty gay I heard he keeps a custodian around named kitten

[round mica]

How did you make your name purple

[trail isle]

Nitro

[dry pebble]

i didnt have any problems beside minor fps drops when a lot of things explode and get gibbed... this game behaves wildly differently depending of what system are you running

[brazen pelican]

Well, people said Guilliman wouldn't date an Aeldari, as well. :3

[round mica]

P2w bs

[somber stream]

No confirmed source for this yet

The dating, i mean

[trail isle]

Licht there’s countless articles

That they do

[round mica]

The imperium doesn't claim gorrilaman

[dry pebble]

TTS mentioned obligatory gigachad compliment

[brazen pelican]

They're keeping it on the DL, then.

[trail isle]

We’ve all seen it

[somber stream]

I only read state sanctioned media

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a cutie. :3

[dry pebble]

Hell yeah

[round mica]

I stand w vulcan on Eldari scum

Burn them all

[trail isle]

The Ordo redactus articles that you never see cuz it mentions the inquisition and the first guy who founded it and what his favourite food is?

[dry pebble]

Gulliman fucked Yvraine so hard she is currently taking two Editions to rest and isnt doing anything in the lore

[frail lichen]

this is why the immpurrium of manses is boring

[brazen pelican]

I heard Tzeentch may have called it his "shitpost central".

[round mica]

Stoopid pointy ears

[frail lichen]

yup

[somber stream]

Chat is tainted

[brazen pelican]

You made Frieren sad. Happy?!

[dry pebble]

stupid pointy eared leaf lovar

[somber stream]

Somebody call the Grey Knight

[frail lichen]

the slaaneshi doth nicht lie

[trail isle]

The who

[dry pebble]

Kaldor Draigo

[frail lichen]

SHUT

no such thing

[trail isle]

That insane guy

[brazen pelican]

This, is true.

[round mica]

Colour me ecstatic

[brazen pelican]

How did you know his well-kept secret?! Have you amde a visit in his ear? HAVE YOU!?

[somber stream]

-# Bloody heretics

[brazen pelican]

No u.

[trail isle]

I played chaos gate silly

[frail lichen]

and your a butthead >:3

[brazen pelican]

Hehehehehe.

[nocturne horizon]

is the next class added gonna be space marines

[dry pebble]

mods lock both of them into the bronze bull

[frail lichen]

NEVER

[dry pebble]

unlikely

[orchid skiff]

Custodes

[nocturne horizon]

im fine if they give us the armor

[round mica]

Warhound titan

[trail isle]

This is darktide we are inquisition agents the adeptus astartes arnt here

[nocturne horizon]

i need to look like a demigod

[dry pebble]

wrong game for that

[trail isle]

Also xvco use the astartes mod

[dry pebble]

were crackheads

[nocturne horizon]

space marine 2 is too arcadey

mobs wait until you finish fighting another

[frail lichen]

I will quote morrow "YOU ARE REJECTS FIGHT LIKE IT"

[trail isle]

That’s the point from a design intention

[orchid skiff]

Space marines sucks let's not talk about it

[frail lichen]

we are scum

[brazen pelican]

My friend actually named his Zealot Crystal-Methany.

[frail lichen]

hehe

[nocturne horizon]

i need to be a necromunda

[dry pebble]

Canonically accurate name for zealot tbh

[round mica]

Space marines not bad it's just different

[trail isle]

What a charming fella

[nocturne horizon]

rejects vs titus gang

rejects win obviously

[trail isle]

True

Crackheads do beat gods

[orchid skiff]

Rejects actually functioning bolters

[dry pebble]

idk about that Titus got the mogging sargent

[orchid skiff]

Titus bolter is basically a normal gun

[dry pebble]

galadriel i dont remember his name

[frail lichen]

I mean Titus isn't immune to nurgle plagues

[nocturne horizon]

titus is tainted

[brazen pelican]

Leandros did nothing wrong.

[trail isle]

Titus bolter feels insignificant cuz it’s his standard usual weapon used against enemies it’s not designed against

Reject using bolter is accurate cuz it’s a peace keeping gun

[orchid skiff]

High grade copium

[viral vapor]

Moar content, less cosmetics fat shark!

[dry pebble]

log off discord Leandros

go hit the cathedrum

[nocturne horizon]

Leandros is one of the lost primarchs

[orchid skiff]

Bolter not made to destroy flesh ? SINCE WHEN

[round mica]

Even I'd Titus is tainted he shouldn't have been outed the way he was

[trail isle]

Oh no bolter destroys flesh

[thick coyote]

A few days after SM2 launch
We had a joke that a knife zealot would just outperform Titus if the knife zealot was in sm2

[trail isle]

Just tyranid is more flesh

[thick coyote]

[round mica]

Leandros is a rat

[trail isle]

They would Tbf

[nocturne horizon]

i mean its true

1 zealot can wipe out the entire hive fleet

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget "cute". The Tyranid are very cute.

[trail isle]

The entire chapter of space marines was unnecessary just call some one random dickhead from atoma

You get much better results

[tired steeple]

someone said the darktide team would die quickly in sm2 and I cannot agree

[round mica]

Onky slaneesh would find a tyranid *cute *

[tired steeple]

we've got more plot armour than a god

[trail isle]

Emperor protects

[brazen pelican]

They're the cutest little space bugs. ..oOwOo..

[trail isle]

That’s why toughness exists smh

[orchid skiff]

If rejects can kill daemons and beasts of nurgles they can kill tyranids

[nocturne horizon]

instead of space mariens, we should get inquisitorial terminator armor built for regular humans

[round mica]

The real slaneesh is amongst us

[thick coyote]

The plot armor changes depending on the targets present

[dry pebble]

Titus gang got some plot armor too, all that Lord of Change did was stand around menacingly and fart ocasionally

[trail isle]

The rejects/acolytes ain’t getting that ever

[brazen pelican]

Do we have more plot armor than Matt Ward's Cato Sicarius?

[dry pebble]

never

[nocturne horizon]

i spent 120 dollars on the early access of SM2 only to finish it in 6 hours after installation

lol

gameplay was a walk in the park but looked good

[round mica]

I heard Cato singlehandedly killed horus

[dry pebble]

he, cato sicarius, has the most amount of plot armor in the imperium, which makes he, cato sicarius, the most esteemed cato sicarius of all the astartes chapters

[thick coyote]

The trio walked into the ambush and sucked all the plot armor that the helmet wearing marine had

[trail isle]

Wrong it was John grammaiticus

[nocturne horizon]

please give zealot a power fist

[trail isle]

And some guy from Birmingham

[round mica]

Praise emprah

[dry pebble]

that poor guy didnt knew the helmet rules

he showed up to a fight using one

rookie mistake

[elder hare]

everyone knows wearing a helmet negates plot armor buffs

[round mica]

Everyone knows the helmet guys die first

[brazen pelican]

I am glad no one dared interrupt the description of he, Cato Sicarius.

[trail isle]

Tbf there was no plot armor it’s just the fact Titus is a named space marine

A named ultramarine too

[nocturne horizon]

forcefully retconned

[round mica]

Can't have the smurfs looking bad

[trail isle]

He could never die

Promotional material stay promotional

💪

[tired steeple]

who is cato sicarius

[nocturne horizon]

titus is dead anyway

[elder hare]

they dont die they just get....rebouted. gottem

[dry pebble]

oh brother

[fiery wave]

Hat gud, helmet bad.

[round mica]

Charecter from boltgun

[dry pebble]

that is malum caedo

[tired steeple]

yeah

[dry pebble]

Cato Sicarius is OG lore

[tired steeple]

is he the sly marbo of space marines or something

[dry pebble]

captain of the ultramarines 2nd company during the matt ward era

[round mica]

huehue

[trail isle]

Malum caedo is the khorne boosted sterngard of the ultramarines

[nocturne horizon]

thats kaldor draigo

[brazen pelican]

Cato Sicarius is the Knight-Champion of Macragge, and no foul xeno could hope to outmatch his legendary swordsman skill.

[tired steeple]

I see

I'm ngl I've somehow never heard of this guy

[round mica]

Nah Cato is a ultramarine charecter he's a model too

[hardy wren]

All of u r 🦁 🍕 🐓

[elder hare]

thats how good he is, no one left alive after meeting him

[round mica]

Has the hh mohawk

[tired steeple]

... lion pizza chicken?

oh

lying piece of chicken

[hardy wren]

U said it not me

[dry pebble]

He was like, responsible for surreal feats of plot armor and was THE poster boy of THE poster boy company of THE poster boy chapter

[round mica]

He's overpowered on Table top

[hardy wren]

U knows what’s op in table top

Plot

[trail isle]

You know what isn’t op in the tabletop

[brazen pelican]

Plot is also OP in... Uh... I better not say.

[trail isle]

Custodes

[tired steeple]

Guess I’m too young for this

[timber void]

I think I'm gonna have to just stop playing until this even ends in a couple days

[tired steeple]

I’m an 03 baby

[timber void]

These inferno missions are fucking insufferable

[tired steeple]

It sucks ass dinnit

[trail isle]

Buff them to invuln saves 1+

[timber void]

It's awful

[tired steeple]

There was an old guard character who could keep getting back up everytime he died if he rolled good enough

[dry pebble]

eh youre 5y younger than me, its just hobby lore nerd levels

im deeper in the iceberg

i know of the diganobz

[timber void]

Who thought that zero visibility and an endless deluge of bombers was a good idea?

[brazen pelican]

Play other missions?

[tired steeple]

Yeah makes sense

[timber void]

So far in my experience it's either play qp or play with 2+ bots most of the time so

[round mica]

Yep nothing like getting tabled by 3 models

10/10

[trail isle]

Accurate to the lore

One custodes solos sponge bob

[sullen mango]

the twins about to make my head explode

[round mica]

It's BULLSHIT

[trail isle]

And one custodes can maybe beat LeBron James in basketball

[brazen pelican]

That's unfortunate. :<

[round mica]

Since when are they not in the palace in groups like this , especially to fight some ORKS

No fair

[brazen pelican]

Especially if he's named Kitten.

[trail isle]

Indeed

[dry pebble]

Captain General Kitten

None of that Constantine Valdorius crap

[trail isle]

Wdym every fight in the tabletop is just them in the blood games

[brazen pelican]

Orks really is not for me, but fuck me some of the kitbashing I've seen on Ork models.

[trail isle]

Ofc the custodes release a chaos knight in the imperial palace

It’s training

[round mica]

I actually didn't think of that

[brazen pelican]

Also a High Lord of Terra.

[dry pebble]

I know for sure that they finally made custodes minis JUST BECAUSE of TTS

I cant prove it but i know thats why

[brazen pelican]

Think the stealth Orks Rhino might be my favorite, ever.

[dry pebble]

Just to make the captain general not be named Kitten to the fanbase

[round mica]

Ork kommandos are awesome

[brazen pelican]

TTS and also Cavill sent them kiss emojis.

[trail isle]

Where is cavil I don’t see him playing darktide

How dare he make peak 40k movies instead

[fading otter]

I mean that’s a little early to say lol

[round mica]

Cavil is a psy op

[trail isle]

And it’s working

[round mica]

[trail isle]

I’d trust that man

[timber void]

Like I wouldn't mind so much if I could fucking SEE anything

[trail isle]

Maybe you should spam totsugeki more

[thick coyote]

Whatever

[brazen pelican]

Confucius once said: "Open thine eyes and thy vision shall improve."

[thick coyote]

Go my dolphin

[trail isle]

Higui

How are you

[thick coyote]

Tired

So just normal work business

[brazen pelican]

Would you like a Monster? :3

[trail isle]

Hope your day gets better

[thick coyote]

I should really stop drinking those

[trail isle]

Not that I want you to get better I just want your day to get better

[thick coyote]

[dry pebble]

so polite

[brazen pelican]

One more can't hurt. :3

[thick coyote]

[timber void]

I'd love to but unfortunately everything is covered in fire from the eight million bombers

[dry pebble]

fr the inferno modifier sucks ass

[timber void]

Indeed

[round mica]

The dh hiding around corners is what grinds my gears

I had 3 in 1 game once

Like what the hexk

Go home

[timber void]

Daemonhosts? Yeah, good fuckin' luck avoiding them while basically blind and deaf from all the firebombs and poxwalkers lol

[round mica]

Lucky we had a arbite w a shield and maul

[modern bobcat]

The key to beating a Daemonhost is to stand in a corner and hide behind a shield

[timber void]

Yeah, I'm probably just gonna go play something else for a couple days, bleh

[round mica]

You can also just leave the game

Joking obviously

[modest flume]

smh just punch the DH to death

[round mica]

I love when the zealot is able to push bossesof the map

I don't think iv seen it done w a dh but it's funny with pogryns

[modest flume]

VoC can push them off too

Ogryn's charge or taunt can as well

[round mica]

[modest flume]

Charge has more stagger than taunt but still

Any boss can be ledged except a BoN

[round mica]

Handy to know thank you

[modest flume]

You can also stunlock CS/DH with 2 Ogryn weapons but that's another story entirely

[modern bobcat]

You can door beasts of nurgle can't you?

[modest flume]

Yeah you can

[round mica]

Is dooring when you close the door on em and they take dmg

Or dissappear

[modest flume]

You close the door on them and they cease existing in the material plain

[dry pebble]

wait until the fatshark adds the rot fly (never) and it is immune to being thrown off ledges

[round mica]

I really want a rot fly mission

Kill a burgle it gets angrier so you kill it again then it hatches from a blister as a pissed of rotfly

[thick coyote]

A door could beat Horus

[modest flume]

tbf a DS could beat Horus

[orchid skiff]

i didn't know you were a thighhighs wearing femboy

[dry pebble]

Rewdy trying to find his equals

[brazen pelican]

The doorus heresy.

[round mica]

Ogryn ds when

[modest flume]

You mean the Branx?

[thick coyote]

I'm a caffeine addict actually

[dry pebble]

arent we all

[somber stream]

The amount of femboy in this sever is staggering

[round mica]

I really want to see a ogryn weild one , be looking like a toothpick in his hands

[orchid skiff]

I don't drink coffee

[brazen pelican]

In a good way! :3

[modest flume]

Holding one in-between his thumb and forefinger lmao

[somber stream]

Y-Yeah

[tired steeple]

okay yeah darktide doesn't wanna be played today

[round mica]

He's just taking the edge off

[tired steeple]

went down 4 times then the game crashed

[dry pebble]

My experience is that any PvE game that has a high ceiling for skill expression and lots of buildcrafting has a high amount of femboys and trans girls

[orchid skiff]

darktide giving me the frame stutters to end all stutters ngl

[modest flume]

What being bored does to a MFer:

(programmers, scientists, gamers)

[somber stream]

The pipeline is real

[modest flume]

Oh they got a line of pipes, don't worry

[dry pebble]

they really enjoy a pipeline punch

[somber stream]

[dry pebble]

if you catch what im saying

[round mica]

It puzzles me how this keeps getting brought up

[somber stream]

What Femboys?

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[round mica]

It's almost like you guys like em

[somber stream]

Here's one

[round mica]

[dry pebble]

its just perceivable you see

The two main fanbases of horde shooters are like

dude bros and femboys

[modest flume]

DRG

[round mica]

nah

[mental jasper]

why do people opt for two 20% resist against gunner and not 3

[modest flume]

Diminishing returns

[dry pebble]

The resistance doesnt stack additively

iirc

[modern bobcat]

That

sucks 😦

[brazen pelican]

Game presented by BroDude Energy.

[dry pebble]

yeah

[rose pine]

Cee

Get in, we are doing Mortis Trials

[dry pebble]

yes?

[mental jasper]

yeah but 40% is still higher than 32% tho

[mental jasper]

are you playing on hk or apac

[modern bobcat]

Aren't they in NA

[mental jasper]

aw

[dry pebble]

you are always on during my work hours

[mental jasper]

that's ssuck

[modest flume]

"Hello, I am coming to terms with how I wish to represent myself and be more in line with my identity that I choose for myself, I hope you can accept me for the person I am"

"yo dude that's fire AF congrats let's kill some heretics bro (figuratively)"

[rose pine]

What, are we NA?

Also, Auric.

[dry pebble]

Im in SA

Its wagie time for me

[mental jasper]

what are you

[thick coyote]

Because 2 is already good enough

[rose pine]

EU

[somber stream]

Playing?

[mental jasper]

what should i go for the last one then

[somber stream]

Invite me

[mental jasper]

damn

[thick coyote]

At least 1 sniper res

[rose pine]

Just get the grogging hell into STrike Team 1 if you wanna join.

[thick coyote]

If you have 200 hp

[rose pine]

We need one more Pal, or lil un

[thick coyote]

With 1 sniper res

[dry pebble]

THATS EXACTLY IT and its perfect

[mental jasper]

any alternative option

[thick coyote]

You can survive 2 sniper shots

[thick coyote]

Corruption resist
Revive speed
Sprint efficiency

[mental jasper]

no hp ?

[thick coyote]

Or even bomber resist

[mental jasper]

i can deal with muslims

[thick coyote]

Hp or tg is good

But you have 3 slots anyways

[mental jasper]

@thick coyote what server do you play on

[plain falcon]

I can’t play a full single match without getting DC’d…. I have 8% packet loss for some fuxing reason.

[thick coyote]

Na

[mental jasper]

damn

[thick coyote]

At ~100 ms

[round mica]

I was having this issue the other day

[mental jasper]

i need somebodee to help me on my drip journey

[plain falcon]

How’d you fix it?

[round mica]

I didnt i waited a day and it seemed to fix itself but its bs

I think it's a common issue w xbox rn

Restarting the whole console is probably worth a try

[plain falcon]

I even bought a new router… I set my IP to static. Factory reset my console and redownloaded everything.

[round mica]

Ah man

For me it was when the last update came a few days back

The 5 gig one

[plain falcon]

I can’t lose the packet loss…. My IP says everything is as it should be. I’m about to go buy new Ethernet cables.

[round mica]

It's the servers , does your game speed up when your not in crowded rooms?

But as soon as the hordes there packet loss

[plain falcon]

Well…. If I switch to WiFi it looses the packet loss, but rubber bands and stutters during game play

[round mica]

That's really weird

[marsh iris]

connect direct to undersea cables

[brazen pelican]

How can I be of assistance?

[round mica]

Tutorial?

[dry pebble]

swim

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

Step 1: Contact Oceangate.

[round mica]

And then?

[brazen pelican]

Step 2: Stay the fuck away from Oceangate.

[marsh iris]

use xbox controller

[round mica]

[mental jasper]

private game

[dry pebble]

wait for a shark to get hungry and munch on the cables

[brazen pelican]

Sure thing, what are we doing?

[round mica]

Only if it's a fatshark

[dry pebble]

then you plug yours

now you get it

[mental jasper]

me being at 75<= hp and 1 wound at all time until we extract at heresy or above

[dry pebble]

oh the zealot penance

[brazen pelican]

Sure, I can give that a go.

[dry pebble]

that one sucks so much

[mental jasper]

now ?

[brazen pelican]

Yeah.

[mental jasper]

nice

[brazen pelican]

Just made sure boyfriend had food after work, so I got some time. :3

[mental jasper]

gimme yo social number

[mental jasper]

but the drip looks so good

[modest flume]

Another victory to the excess of Slaanesh, oh the humanity

[brazen pelican]

Social number? :3

[mental jasper]

in game

[dry pebble]

fatshark friend number

[mental jasper]

let me make a build for this rq

[brazen pelican]

Oh. Where can I find that? I have no friends. :<

[round mica]

bank details

[modest flume]

Only you can save Atoma!

You can start by reading the 16 digits off the front of your credit card, followed by the 3 digit code on the back!

[brazen pelican]

I spent all my money in Commodore's Vestments. I'm broke.

[dry pebble]

only this way you can help interrogator rannick!

[plain falcon]

Don’t forget the expiration date and zip code the card is registered in. For democracy

[brazen pelican]

I'm on Steam if it helps.

[mental jasper]

2373883143

just go to menu and find friend

it's in social tab

[modest flume]

Who's the one helping who again?

[dry pebble]

a helping hand for a helping hand

[modest flume]

This is true

We all lift help together

[brazen pelican]

I am very often involved in a "blind leading the blind" situation.

[dry pebble]

Based Fortuna enjoyer

[brazen pelican]

I love you.

[modest flume]

As the saying goes: A broken clock is still right twice a day

You'll get there eventually

[modest flume]

Thanks, I love you too

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[spark plume]

I feel so bad for my brother's dog. I walked out into the lounge and just yanked the blanket off the couch to sit down and she was inside it and did a double backflip

[brazen pelican]

Dog did a double backflip? That's a cool dog.

[modest flume]

Why do you feel bad for her? Give her a dang medal

Olympist right there

[dry pebble]

is the dog the on in your pfp

[spark plume]

She got flung into orbit against her will

[spark plume]

Yeah but I asked fb ai to make her look sad and it put a black person's face on her for some reason

[dry pebble]

It does look sad at least

[spark plume]

Real

[mental jasper]

@brazen pelican hellooooo

i'm dooooone

[plain falcon]

@round mica My coax cable got kinked!!!! I went full inquisitor. Followed the line of techno-heresy to the root. Lo and behold my Ogryn style of renovation is lore accurate.

[final herald]

Thats crazy

[round mica]

The omnisiahs will has been done praise be

The rites have been successful

[plain falcon]

Now I wait for the Adepts of spectrum to bring me a new one…

[round mica]

The tythe is still required it seems

We shall endure

[plain falcon]

The scary part of this heresy is it’s Friday!!!! What if they can’t make it. I’ll be dead in the water all weekend!!!!

[orchid skiff]

we must endoor

[round mica]

Steady thyself brother the omisiah works in mysterious ways

[plain falcon]

I dumbassed kinked the main vein coming into the house….. curse these Ogryn sized man powered hand pistons…

[round mica]

Would perhaps electrical tape temporarily fix the issue 🤔

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

gta 6 before heartbound release is crazy

[hardy wren]

I see yo body

[round mica]

I hope gta6 has the interactive world that rdr2 has

[hardy wren]

And I go oooooo

Yall like the Rizz I know

[round mica]

i hope we can actually get modernized motorcycles that are a lot more customized

i want choppers

not some rat bikes

Hopefully they don't rush it

Gta 5 could have waited another year

Tbh

yeah it’s only been in development since 2013

no rush at all

[brazen pelican]

If you need any other penance I can help with let me know. :3

[round mica]

Good thing take good time

[mental jasper]

alrighty

[round mica]

if this were true, cyberpunk would’ve been goated at launch

(I hope)

but it was poop

now it’s good

we need better game testers dawg

Idk I just want to rp as Florida man

who the fuck game tested cyberpunk 2077 and said “ drop this shit rn “

[trail isle]

Uh

Stockholders

[round mica]

The greed sickens me

a sad day

maybe one day we will get a game that works properly on launch or release

[dry pebble]

being a fan of videogames has radicalized me into wanting the end of stock/shares-based economy

and im not kidding

[round mica]

Plants vs zombies is as good as we get

i feel like there is some hidden game out there that is being developed thoroughly and being tested out the wazoo, resssy to release fully polished

and just ready to blow the roof of the house

[lapis cargo]

Expedition 33 was a great launch

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

Have you played the "Florida Man" game? Just google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday.

[round mica]

the last game i played that was pretty much flawless at launch was GoW Ragnarok

[dry pebble]

on playstation, right?

[round mica]

yes

[round mica]

I have Florida man pulls katana out over dispute over garbage

[dry pebble]

Pc launch was bad

[round mica]

it was?

[dry pebble]

Also recently that i know of, Doom The Dark Ages had a good launch

[round mica]

I'm a Florida weeb it seems

[dry pebble]

Some performance issues

[round mica]

ahh

[brazen pelican]

Mine was "Naked Florida man accused of bizarre spree of crimes including trying to kiss elderly women".

[round mica]

was darktide a good launch

[dry pebble]

darktide had such a rancid crap launch that you can see the effect of it to this day

[round mica]

Keyword there
ACCUSED
THEY AINT GOT NOTHING ON FLORIDA MAN

forever stained by the diarrhea that was known as the launch

[dry pebble]

exactly that

[brazen pelican]

If I recall correctly the reason there is so many Florida men is because arrests in Florida are public information.

[somber stream]

@rose pine Thanks for the run, you nailed a proper Ogryn voice, also was that a Swede we played with?

[rose pine]

It better have fucking-not been

: (

[brazen pelican]

Eww, Swedes.

[somber stream]

No it was

I can tell

[round mica]

on Atlanta they say it's a government psy op

[dry pebble]

arrests arent public information in all the US' states?

[somber stream]

Aren't you one?

[brazen pelican]

Not sure. Since it is probably State law, it can vary.

[brazen pelican]

Self-loathing is a deeply ingrained part of Swedish culture.

[dry pebble]

It would be wild if they arent

[somber stream]

So i've seen

[round mica]

Swedes are super tall

[somber stream]

The humble Danish:

[nocturne bloom]

Unless its ongoing iirc

[brazen pelican]

Tastosis made a joke about that, and it made me giggle.

[round mica]

What are they putting in the water in those parts of the world

[brazen pelican]

"A little too tall? Swedish. A little too clean? Swedish."

[somber stream]

Yes Swedish are clean, very pleasant to be around

[brazen pelican]

During the Viking age the manlets were not allowed to procreate, or something, I'm not a historian.

[round mica]

Iv never really met a sweede so my only knowledge is the chef from the Muppets

[dry pebble]

they arent to this day

[round mica]

and you didn’t invite me

knew you were a fake friend

[brazen pelican]

Damn, are the Nordics responsible for incel culture? :<

[somber stream]

It was a 3/4 big man :c

[dry pebble]

damn right

[round mica]

you hurt ogryns feelings

your arms sockets are forfeit

[brazen pelican]

I can be your friend, I'd never leave you out.

[somber stream]

Explains the unholy amount of femboy it generates

[round mica]

I think reddit caused that incel stuff

[round mica]

[brazen pelican]

So something good came out of it. Nice.

[somber stream]

How about a game later?

[dry pebble]

nah incel is just a new name for an old old thing

[somber stream]

Right..

[round mica]

Or 4chan shudders

[round mica]

if your hands can heal from the shattered state they are about to endure

[somber stream]

The Emperor protects

[brazen pelican]

Oh, intriguing. More details, please.

[somber stream]

Would you like to join as well?

[dry pebble]

bad move talking about torture to a slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Whatr are we doing? :3

[dry pebble]

rookie mistake

[somber stream]

Oh wait i forgot the name

Just aurics

Maybe Maelstrom, even

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

Just a daily reminder that

[brazen pelican]

Sure, I can give it a go.

[round mica]

You lost the game

Till next time

[somber stream]

One warning though, we'll have to play in NA server

Oggy here is from Southern America

[marsh iris]

anyone tried laspistol in h40

[brazen pelican]

Aight, I'll try but I make no promises. :3

[somber stream]

His ping is attrocious

Good man

[round mica]

It's supposed to be s+ rn

[dry pebble]

REAL? BASED SOUTH AMERICAN

[somber stream]

@round mica Hop on

[somber stream]

Comes with the funni accent too

[dry pebble]

come on man dont get me self conscious

[somber stream]

IN A GOOD WAY

1 match and then i'll go draw

[brazen pelican]

UwU?

[somber stream]

Kill me

[somber stream]

Your Shark code, if you please

[brazen pelican]

4344157036

[somber stream]

Arbitraitor, H2 clearance

Sounds about right

[brazen pelican]

Just started looking at Havoc. Had to get all the class penances out of the way.

[dry pebble]

All of them?