#general-chat
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A Sister? in Jail?
I’m talking about irl
ik
I know
We know
We
Ive been apprehended by the authorities after running im ngl
Sis was too dedicated to the emperor she shot a guy dead in the bronx
Yeah, they profaned the Emperor’s Holy Name
ah, I'm from there but was raised in Queensland
They gonna locj me up for killing a commissar
Neato
and now I'm in British Columbia
ICAN'TESCAPEBRITANNIAAAAAAH
Worse i've got was spending 2 nights in a cell in the army for fighting
We kiss it out afterward
Can we
British Columbia is pretty though, beautiful trees and mountains
Knew it gay
this is very true, I'm much enjoying the nature and scenery here
also the answer is yes ofc
Hold your mad hands
We saw that
you saw nothing.
Warsaw
Seesaw
Licht
Saw it
I saw.
Must've been the wind
Nah.
Licht is a gay furry german army soldier confirmed
Sooth this man
Kittyboy Licht
Now where is this furry accusation came from
Livht is a misdle aged furry femboy
coming from captain maxine payne
Germans have always come in one of two flavors, either REALLY Gay or REALLY Autistic, sometimes they’re both.
Huh
Why do the boys like mud mud mud?
thats where the accusation came from licht
Wuh
wah
Penis
I don't know
We do be freaky, yeah
What is going on?
Ligh is a gay firry femboy german army vey
How does the grass grow blood blood blood?
Very good with work but after that?
(please do try to pretend to be normal for a bit, if only so we can maintain appearances)
I'm the normalest here
Hello guys, lets discuss puppies and kitties
I dislike league of legends
I'm gonn grab tea and feed me cats, ttyl

Woof bark arf
I like darktide
Personally I think puppies are fun by kitties are nicer overall
I see the sister still purges.
puppies and kitties, they’re younger versions of cats and dogs, they’re cute, yes.
No its not
I never stopped.
youre lying
Im gonna grow up and be a dog
Good morning chat
*Yroue
Haque
Holy cinema
here by worse
Morning hank
yes babe sorry babe
We have to cock meth hanque
Good Morning Hank
German furry femboy vampire
You're one to talk with that username
It's the irony that i live for
Iron e
Where is Hank?
Here
Fall.
Right there
@somber stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfK3Ygb7Jzk&list=RDMfK3Ygb7Jzk&start_radio=1 This you?
breaking bad walter white bryan cranston sad oh no gif
Missing a 't' so no
Must be your older brother
I'm ✨ Bright ✨
Bright Big and Beautiful
I love this
@trail isle oi, what's the dm all about?
what dm?
darktide
danktide
dorktide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98&list=RDqx8hrhBZJ98&start_radio=1
But this is better
shittide
pootide
Amazing!
Harles when are we gonna paint our nails
idk
Just checkin'. I don't jump on that kinda stuff without knowing what it is.
fair
Learn
I wish I could send gifs
i just like replied to you but probably before i misclicked and sent an inv to a discord
how
idk
It would be god’s gift to mankind
One of the mods should be like Prometheus and grant us the power of gifs think of the lasting legacy of Prometheus and what would yours be?
just got the game carried by bot - when we were all downed bot somehow managed to find a safe passage through flames (it was a special event map) and helped us up
Well played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE&list=RDv4xZUr0BEfE&start_radio=1
This is the upgrade
Just skip to 1 minute mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8qGOe2K0o&list=RDHJ8qGOe2K0o&start_radio=1
And this is the reboot (not throat singing warning)
No new Arbitrator cosmetics this Commodore rotation?? 😭
Sadly not
what is unyielding
Cant be interrupted
Yieldless
We will die for the DPR 🗣️
I demand a trial by combat
Lmfao someone found a pin, from a server im of and it’s literal purry forn
so basically extra damage against thing like rager
the black knight
Ragers are maniacs
Unyielding are to my knowledge Beast of Nurgle and Daemonhost
and reaper / bulwark
monstrosities (non-human bosses) and ogryns (except crushers)
understood
and loosh
Not pogryn or chaos?
they are
Pretty sure they are

yeah Id imagine so, the ones I said wer ethe ones I could verify
by verify I mean 3 google searches at 00:07
01:07 
still no bosses in psykhanium huh
what happens in 1 hour?
Creature Spawner mod
of course mod
how does the daemonhost summoning work? sometimes it takes eons other time the ritual starts and feels like its just done in 10-15 seconds
I still don't like the helbore lasgun

Skill issue tbh
Goated gun
Im the one who 1 shots crushers 
We tfw today
yahoo
Yall waited too long, im crashed
tfw lamia wont get on tfw....
Well pick yourself up
I only sat here looking at discord for 4 hours waiting to be asked 
We have to work on our social skills sweetie
Plus I got work soon so I really cant
Not now
Nar
No
Asian?
It’s 1 am
Yes
Good luck at work today
Don’t, not yet
admonition has found a ritual capable of making the machine god destroy your cpu
It cost me 28k im not driving it into anything 
Near KaDeWe
Dying is givin in to life, which we all know, is cringe
Fight the odd, swim against the current
I said id drive it through a wall, not drive into a landmine
American walls
Not EU walls
xtfgrhti6jud75ty
I see
a534 ye
Where are we now

I don't understand the quickplay queue anymore
no mission on the board is tagged as a story mission
but when I quickplayed I got put in the ready lobby for a new mission and it was "quarantine breach" modifier
wtf is going on? why can we not just get quickplay HISTG anymore?
But yea ill get on it later today if you two are still around
Its 1am now, I get home at 5pm
Fucking stupid calculator
Ill be on (I am chronically online)
I should be available then
Yes
Im on this all day 
QP is terrible
Discord kittens and all
o7
If you can see me I can see you
we can be kitties together

That makes sense

I guess no 💔
Your e kittens
Makes sense that tou have them now tjat you told me
You would have them
What is that supposed to even mean 
damnn...
The way you are does give off “i have e kittens” vibes
Common Reddit Opinion
Oh course
You discord mom
Mod
Ew dont associate me with "them"
No I mean carrying for others being "Discord mod" worthy is a common reddit opinion
Ok
Down girl
Red is a mommy now
Congrats on motherhood
Wheres her kids lol

Licht emote???

Tbis is @somber stream after we annoy him

Cat boy 
Yes
Big man pig man
Hello cat boy 
Hello

Who would win “discord mommy” red or gay furry femboy german army vet licht
Me too
@ripe tangle no hiding, reclaim your property
Maxine, don't make me smooch you.
but I cannot accept an award I was never nominated for.
The only nomination that matters is from the one you hold dear 
Free to be whatever i wish to be
This is true
Im just a frog
Hiii
Licht are you retired
And have a job
I've only aspired to be an instrument of the God Emperor's Wrath.
a candle in the darkness of the void
a Martyr for Humanity and the Imperium
I will work till i die
Amen
The German way
Can i inherit your fursona
Uhhh sure
Pics or it didnt happen
I identify as a medieval knight
What does this even mean
I can set the world on fire
Self explanatory really
How so

You will set the world on fire
Explain
Make me
I see you with the Mox tag and it only makes me think of Cyberpunk
Choom should I visit nightcity
Uhhh uhh ill kill you with a flamer
sure, it's preem, just don't get flatlined like a gonk.
And eat your flesh
Romantical
im gonna go cyberpsycho
if I lived in Nightcity, would I be stuck doing what I do irl still?
Not unless you were a corpo
Yes
If I lived in Night City I would be the best Trauma Team medic
Juet more afraid of the government
mfw irl I used to work for a big corp and currently work as a bartender, this kinda does sound appropriate for the setting.
Sister lucia come get me im scared of the milf
bonus points: I live in a shoebox irl
Pretty much V but if V didnt become a criminal
then again there is still time
true
Look mom I'm on top of arasaka tower 🗣️
is the sound messed up for anyone else this patch
Always been messed up
poxbursters and dogs sound like they're a mile away when they're right behind me now. wasnt an issue for any update before
This on certain maps or over multiple games? Some maps, many being those that have had reworks have super bad sound bugs
the maelstrom that is currently up
and the one before that as well cant remember the specific maps
What map is that im not ingame
let me check
Devious delvings
well idk if its also because its the mostly melee enemies modifier so it might be possible all the crushers and maulers are glitching out the sound
its silo cluster
Audio is easy to override could have been someone with invis too that always breaks sound
Silo does have some odd spawn locations that could be the problem but idk sound in this game is a coin flip with it being 80% of the time not on your side
so hungry, i could eat everyone on the mourningstar
vore
Could what?
nomnom
he could vore everyone
Become a beast of nurgle ez
nah i wanna be hive tyrant
Least weird thing I've read here today

That emoji is fantastic


Very lucky I don’t have access to stickers that are from other servers
We are thankful indeed
When we playin?
Woof bark bark
bow bow
Down, girl
Nitro would be so funny rn…
Huh


The sun will sooner burn out before they fix the sounds
i need a hotfix
I need someone hot to fix
Isnt the sound bug the one thing that never gets fixed
Death
at least make trappers have the highest sound channel priority
at the very least
so they're not entirely silent if a horde exists
Asking for too much
You’re just a green rock
Indeed
what if i lick the green rock
😉
fizzy pops
DONT LICK THE WARPSTONE
now you make me want to

Cant tell him what to do or not to do
Only @sleek harness is allowed to lick the crac-warpstone
🐀
The hell you talking about
I wanna shitpost emojis so bad rn
Do it
You see what it's done too those skaven
Im gonna eat 2 gummy bears instead of 1
watch out everybody
You will destroy the universe
Which I don't give a shit
So do it

Universe has humans in it, so its pretty much a shithole place
Can you believe humans don't know that theres aliens on the Solar System X-1946
Im busting
What fools
What now
I too, like eating gummy bears
Haribo is so peak
We can eat them together
Mom let me have 5
haribo cola ✊ 😔
Death
What is the stamp next to cosmetics in the store
Eat a whole packet before bed I dare you
It would be the biggest load of shit if we were alone in the universe, if there were no sapient species like us
I double Dare you
I do that all the time
It means not heresy
(I can probably be around next week)
Also just 1? What are you, casul?
I did it once and shat the bed

I thought it was the sugar free ones

Dude we only know 1% our universe
Oof, well just let me know
Relax
Im the other 99%
will do 🫡
Ah maybe it is the sugar free
what if only solar system doesnt have warpstone but the rest of the galaxies do
If you shit your bed eating gummy bears then either the bears are the problem or you should visit a doktor
Of course, i dont think humans deserve to make it off this planet
Basically
Well im not human so all good
I bust on them
Dude lives before 1970
With my hammer
sentient rock
No the sugar free ones or there's a type that's pretty much a laxative , I didn't know this before eating the WHOLE PACKET
all sci-fi really seems indicate things are a lot better when we don't go to other planets
"Hammer"
Hello, I have started the game since a few days and i love playing zealot with Runic Blade.
What do you recommand to a newbie as a melee weapon to experiment on?
All
sci-fi propaganda

I will live knowing this knowledge for the rest of my life
I swang that thang
Certainly was that way with the Transformers universe
Okay I believe thats enough time here
i dont want to be an earth-hermit
I eat those if i need a good shit
We arrive on Mars and the first thing we do is build shitty highways
Go back to #zealot-class
I'd like to warn everyone who will listen as to not go through what I went through 
put ads on it
And a mcdonalds
Hopefully there are no ghosts on mars
You should make a folk lore out of it, spread the lesson
bumper sticker that says "my license is in my earth pants"
Well having hallways is better than not having them
no we enter the golden age on mars and then savathun uses that against us
How do you expect to walk on red sand?
Aye, roger thanks!
Today I’ll be doing the haribo laxative challenge
Create a urban legend around why eating gummy bears before bed summons evil spirits or some bs
No balls you wont
with space New Balances ofc
The ghosts did it when they took over human bodies
What if I don’t have balls…?
The German way
I forgot that one
Grow some idk ez
sandals duh
Wear brown pants
Made in 2060
Licht what happens if I don’t eat my vegetables
Nasa sandals break up on contact, I wouldn't bother with 'em
A man will come through your window at night and brutally end you
Oh god yessssss
Sweet dreams child
A wizard will visit you at night and perform "mendbuttcrack" on you
sounds like thats like the only human contact you had
I’ve been in a padded cell all my life
I'll watch a wizard teleport and think "lol he can't afford a car"
do havocs not get saved while using the Scoreboard mod?
Kanye likes fingers in his ass
or do they appear as Aurics?
They do its saved as auric
cheers mate
scoretide
When the wizard turns you and the homie into frogs for laughing at him dropping his wallet
NUMBER. GO. UP
Need to flex that I'm the lowest damage. Im the book loser
📈 
neuron smash
Ambatfightfortheemperor
Zealotbull energy
I HATE HERETICS
they're alright
Who doesn't?
Me
What is going on in Sweden
Fun stuff.
Can’t be more fun than my stuff
Oh? :3
You do weed, don't you
...Maybe?
Chornobyl spidergirls and spiderboys
Show me pls. :3
Wtf does Hard C mean
Hard culling
I could explain it, but I am not sure I want to.
HeretiC
Go on
You gotta come down and see em for yourself
Im listening
I could send a dm.
Urban dictionary came in handy this time
I use that word DAILY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
wait hold up which word
:<
I also cu
Hard C on urban dictionary
ltivate daily
It ends in “nt” and has 4 letters
if it's cunt, that's not automodded
Holy fuck im fisting the enemies of man
Phrasing
One of my favorite words, said to great effect in an Aussie accent.
In nz and Australia we through cunt around like people say shit 
automodding cunt would be anti-australian behaviour
its that a new zoomer word
Huh
Would be cunty
TRUE
This is very fair.
why the hell do people even call "cunt" the "hard C" lol wtf is up with that
it actually was automodded at first and it felt like my soul had been removed
Americans think it’s bad
America finds the meaning very offensive
No hard C is HERETICS
fuck
i thought he went hard cute for heretics
ok cool fuck isn't auto modded either
I think "cunt" might just be "the c-word".
Fucking idiots
gl*rp
my friend just invited me to the server to see if it would happen
Course it’s fucking not
Lame gtfo
tbf if america smelled my farts after i eat beans they would find them very offensive aswell so kinda not surprised its them that are offended 
sorry who?
We've been trying to clean up the automod over time because it's so hit or miss lmao
Stop talking about your fetish
no come back
Remove the rules to make it easier
Asked
let us mould you
alright anyways yall are lame and 40k is lame ggs goodbye
Suck it
Common Reddit opinion
goodbye
Gargle em
doom is lame
the Lex forbids this
Get fucked
But ... doot ? Doot?
I’ll provide vegemite 
How does the grass grow?
Not enough
nyoot nyoot
I'm actually willing to accept a vegemite stipend, it's so expensive to get in Canada lmao
what do you guys think are the most popular classes
5000 vegemite containers
like $15 a jar, fuckin' glorpshit
bruhhhh nah you cant do that 😔
I remember vegemite branding itself as iSnack 2.0
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Marketing team was on drugs
YEAH
they were on some shit
A lil toast w butter w a small amount of vegemite spread w cheese on top is ELITE
you are so right
almost as silly as Heston's Vegemite ice cream
Juhh!
Bold claim.
So good for you too
Now, not tomorrow
Vegemite cream
glorious b vitamins right there
smells like feet, nice taste
Zealot better
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yeah I feel like zealot is in a lot too
delete veteran and everything will be balanced
Between vet and pysker? Dog vet is like the worst class ingame atm
I don't see enough ogryns when playing with randoms
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Why is a*tist automoded?
Deleted ogryn
Die
I'm automodded? :<
Yes
No thanks
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We both are bestie
I long to to live
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Understandable have a good day
it's commonly used as a pejorative and is generally viewed as ableist
I get most of you lot aren't using it that way but it's how it is
I'm besties with a commissar!
AND CUNT IS ALLOWED???
a lot of the automod is basically determined by trying to keep consistent
Cuntin it
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We cunt around
Always a combination of arbites, psyker and zealot
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Cunting it fr
yeah ofc, I'm Aussie, I would not be able to survive without
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Also I do a little cunting
We all have the tism so it’s a-okay
cunt around and find out
Let’s do it together
It isn't, in Darktide 
I've heard the average Anzac sentence consists of at least 25% "cunt".
The r word is also banned which is hilarious
Let's cunt together
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You cna just turn off profanity filter
cunttide
True
pretty much true yeah
Darkcunt
So true

You know the old black eye peas version of lets get it started in here 
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oh god I remember when we had the letter emotes back in the day
All rise for cunt!
FS really did not think that one through lmao
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This my favorite word but AMERICAN SOCIETY tries to suppress me
i made those
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No brainrot please
No that's the original version

Braincunt
Open a petition to bring it back
No
Send me 70,000 dollars so I can move to cuntstralia
Not New Cuntland?
Give me 70,001 dollars back then

Maybe
it'll never happen after people realised they could textwall certain slurs 
🇴 🇳 🇬
I’ll provide you monthly payments of 5 dollars till it’s paid off
In the words of a wise man. "There'll always be cunts ruining it for the rest of us."
i mean we could already do all the bad words if we used leet speak
sesbian lex
the lex is complex
Dorn TTS "This, is true."
We need gifs
we try to keep it as lax in here as we can but ultimately we do have to have some rules lmao
As long as you're more reliable than me paying child support
We are not to be trusted w gifs here
You think I can live 1666 years?
The laxation is welcomed
Made in a duplex
we cant even be trusted with a meme channel
Yes
Yes we can
Discord servers, very much like life, kinda only need one rule. Don't be a cunt.
But make it only open to me
Make me immortal then
on the upside this server hasn't exposed me to what the vermintide server has made me moderate
I’ll be a cunt 
Lexmate we must sesbian lex to keep our lex strong
Only for one small payment of 2 dollars (And your soul)
I'm the cuntiest
Commissar, this on- Shit. I do not know how to follow procedure here.
Okay maybe not too lax
petition to make a Cunt class
The hell you want my soul for
"Better to be a cunt than treated like a cunt " sun zsu (probably)
Dont worry about it
Souls are tasty?
500 regiments to the front, Captain…NOW
The rock has plans
He is the embodiment of green
He doesn't eat souls
Im bustinggg

Shock value
Nurgle eats the Green Warheads exclusively
I LOVE BUSTING FLAMES ON THE HERETICS
I know someone who does! They're like, really cool.
Can Nurgle Gurgle?
I don't believe so
No worries, we'll make use of both the soul and the biomass.
Nurgle Gurgles and Burgles
Nurgle a freak huh
Dude I am the size of a dwarf
You fool
So like a Tyranid Happy Meal?
Am i still the tallest in chat?
5'7" gang rise up (off the ground slightly)
6’3 btw
I've seen a few 1.98 folks around
How tall are you
Your 4' 1 so no
Anyone want some of my height?
Gaanng
Im 5’7
we out here
thats... very tall
I'm 170cm I think that's 5 9
Im serious
for a supposed girl
You are the god of horny you are probably 19 foot tall
I’m 6’3, I play basketball, I listen to feminist podcasts
Tallest femboy in the server
I’m Lebronette
im only 6 1
6’7🗣️
daily height conversation that is totally disconnected from reality
Only?! 
I'd willingly donate about 1' 6''...
Shorty
the best part is that tall people never want you to know that they legit lost 5+ years of life for it

Silence troglodyte
We need a name for Arbites that can't play the game but get carried by the dog/general strengths of the class
What does this mean? Is it a instrument?
Take me to your leader
Sometimes.
Cave dwelling person
Dredd
lol. I just watched a dredd fold under the most mild of pressure
Same thing
Bet
Learn more about Warhammer Fantasy
Hairy Balkan man
Idiot
Checks out
Hush baby
Most straight Swedish moment
You don't talk-speak like one.
Their name was actually Dredd something or other
Bhad bhabie
Incredibly straight.
Yeah you are
LIE
You get em tiger
1 scooby snack
I am using a magic ball that I stole from a swamp wizard to communicate
And you'll fold
I'm not gay, my boyfriend is.
Socks on or off?
Yes because we all know sucking off one for the homie improve morale, greatly increase productivity
wtf same
Whichever way he wants it.
Who is your boyfriend? Norgle?
Shit man, aren’t you the guy who paid for me to fill up my Porsche?
What ball game is your favourite
Gay
Norgle
No u.
Norgle
Ofc i like girls
chat always turns into this when these mfs come out of the woodwork lmaoo
Out of the woods
Are straight men lesbian and straight women gay?
This is the standard procedure at this point
Zealot-Chatters I am right?
Be gay, do crime.
what social constructs do to a mf
Licht is a honorary lesbian
Need to learn from vermin chat
Scam link
Verm is a model discord server
Yes, give me 3 billion or i'll burn your nest
Utter debauchery off to prison all of you
I have 0,34 real
Is it good enough?
Yes
we should take all the prisoners and send them to an isolated hell continent, should be fine
Skink
skinks are very cute and cool!
But debauchery is fun.
Payday
Antarctica?
Yes a khorne dimension out of space and time , great thinking boss
Do the backflip
it would be a shame if a nefarious actor used the fact we have to click on links (the fact that links dont embed, in other words) to trick us into clicking on a VIRUS
Call it Australia

yeah, gotta keep those uppity penguines in check, they're up to something down there for sure
Why can’t I send gifs
Agreed. Seen the way they suspiciously waddle?
Is that little finger
Huddling up in large gangs?
yea that's the waddle of a schemer if I ever saw one
Cause you're a heretic
Group cuddling?
@elder merlin why are you still up its like 12 am
Where? When? Sign me up!
Go to sleep
Its almost 3am
Tryna be me sooo bad

Tomorrow.
Missouri.
That is so far. :<
What time is it for you?
4 am
Missouri can be moved to Norway.
That is much closer.
I hope we can send gifs so I can post Walter white sad oh no gif
Exactly 
Great wall of china as a weapon
I have a Norwegian friend, I can have him involuntarily host it.
sometimes you missouri, other times you hitouri
I undercooked my sweet potato 
wtf cook it again
Aquila I have a question involving the indie game Darktide
But the group is just
Loosh (The idea)
Loosh (the Human)
Loosh (Loosh)
I ate it
rip
Missouri is Pandora’s box for misery
Sounds like something Gina in B99 would say.
Are you all emea players?
I am SEA
nasa for life
the breakout smash hit from small 200 employee, tencent supported indie studio Fatshark? That Darktide? sure fire away
But it’s so late in nasa
Except instead of Gina
It’s Loosh
I like it less people out and about
I’m so bored sitting in this apac chair in this apac office
20 employees is the right number. When yall truly adding Veteran?
Its been 5 years
(idk)
When cata?
Damn I can't believe it
Cata ONLY
Soon™
F
GHIJK
Allemenopeeeeee
Veterans now get a VA discount at Brunt's (Melk was too stingy to accept)
A-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k elemenopee.
Neuro is a fed
What
There in your walls
@brazen pelican is a fed
ALL OF YOU
I refuse.
Im a rock tyvm
Ez
F-f-fed
Every minute I pray that HR sacks me
You should pray to Sigmar
You fool
Ok
How does one stop the game from uploading a crash report everytime it's closed?
good question! I have no idea because this happens to me as well lmao
Sigmar’s silver hammer
That’s the neat part
You don’t
I'm not particularly fussed about it but if it is actually sending the devs pointless crash reports I'd rather not lol.
That's just a thing?
xD
Even the uhhhhhhh yellow name with shield on name guy can't escape Fatshark's peak bugs

But can yellow shield person start the Orthus Offensive?
You can mod the game such that it longer appears
What's the mod?
Very useful mod






