general-chat

[mint rampart]

Did they ever bufff headhunter (vigilant) autoguns?

[tiny shore]

I like the way both of these games feel tbh.

[elder merlin]

Just nerf 'em in general so they have somethin else to cry about

[thick coyote]

"VT2 is hard" as I parry everything on vt2

Overhead?

Parry

Plague monks

Parry

Bestigor charge

Parry

(idk if you can parry these)

[sturdy pond]

heckin based

[thick coyote]

Archers? Just block lol

I can't say Warpfire? Just block

Because that's Grail Knight maxxing

Or just play Ironbreaker and be immortal

[elder stone]

Grail Knight best Knight

[topaz flicker]

i think this game keeps crashing my whole computer in a way that my screen will only flash over and over between black and white

forcing me to reboot my computer

[elder merlin]

I just bomb the shit out of them

[halcyon glen]

E

[tight summit]

Dark communion big bridge at end of 47 snipers bruh

[severe sequoia]

I miss ranger bomb shenanigans in chaos wastes

When do I get infinite ogryn booms

[topaz flicker]

Hooe you got an arbites with that marked for death perk.

[final herald]

god I love this game's stupid memory leak

[topaz flicker]

I forget everything else it does, but i know it marks specialist enemies such as snipers.

[tight summit]

Nope. All 3 people on my team died and I had 0 ammo so I had to brain burst snipe them in fog

[final herald]

is this a havoc moment

[tight summit]

On auric

[final herald]

huh

maelstrom?

[tight summit]

Nope

[final herald]

whar the heck

[tight summit]

Quickplay auric. Fog + snipers I think

I don’t pay attention to modifiers I’m just here for the weapon xp and penance progression

[final herald]

that's a mood

[heavy compass]

why do people say havoc30 is harder than havoc34? whats the deal

[elder merlin]

Fuck Dark communion, you ever survive the ritual under the asylum in vermintide 2 on cata?

I forget the name of the mission

[topaz flicker]

Well i've been playin' arbites since i got the dlc, and since the dlc the game's been crashing my whole pc and forcing me to restart randomly. Remember doin' a vent purge mission that was a sniper gauntlet, great fun counter snipin' those fuckers with bolt weapons.

[brazen pelican]

Convocation of decay. :3

[tight summit]

I have 10 minutes of game time on VT2

[topaz flicker]

By the way, is the karnak twins mission no longer available for replay?

[elder merlin]

Get this heretic out of here

[heavy compass]

just abuse the god spot, easy

[elder merlin]

Fuckin hated that mission

Almost as bad as the castle with that fat fuck chaos sorceror boss

[heavy compass]

convocation of decay is not hard

it only is if u have idiots in team

[elder merlin]

[tight summit]

You’re weird

[gilded socket]

Go ahead, take my eviscerator from me…

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Says the person named "The Bonkr"

[gilded socket]

I mean what do you expect from a ogryn

[gilded socket]

Now now old man

[elder merlin]

Dont agree with them

[jade fable]

Malestorm? sounds sexist
Why cant it be called Femalestorm?

[gilded socket]

Based

[elder stone]

(6'3 listen to Feminist podcast btw)

[jade fable]

A quarter of space marines are feminists

And 100% of space marines are trans-human

[final herald]

first u gotta spell it right

[jade fable]

Spelling is for the Brits

[final herald]

*femaelstrom

[jade fable]

This is an American world

[final herald]

no one spells it "malestorm"

even in america

[elder stone]

I like how you have to point out even in America

[gilded socket]

Americu t

[jade fable]

Stop being Autistic Im trying to make a joke

[final herald]

I improved upon it

[final herald]

observe

[elder merlin]

We're all autistic here though

[jade fable]

Yall need to have sex

[elder stone]

What do you guys put on your hotdogs

[jade fable]

Mustard, ketchups onions

Sometimes jalapeno

[elder stone]

Same but sub out onions for relish

Ooo are jalapeños good on it

[spare lynx]

MAYBE a bun, if I'm feeling spicy

[jade fable]

Hate how costco took away the sour kraut

[elder stone]

So true

Sometimes I put a sausage on the bun

[orchid skiff]

i need sefoni asmr

[jade fable]

Sefoni lovesense

[jaunty path]

Milk.

[jade fable]

Who here likes hotdogs wrapped in bacon

[jaunty path]

Why.

[somber stream]

Why not, sounds delish

[orchid skiff]

it doesn't exist...

damn it

untapped market

[somber stream]

The feeling you get at 2 am after chugged 8 glasses of beer the day before is something else

[orchid skiff]

"Tech Priest Performs Lobotomy On You - You Are Now A Servitor | Warhammer 40k ASMR"

bro damn

[elder stone]

I like those

[elder stone]

yessssssssssss

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

She's mid though?

Objectively speaking, she's very bland.

[elder stone]

"Heretics feed you one of Nurgle's beasts | Warhammer 40k ASMR [Licking]"

[jaunty path]

Doesn't do anything for me.

[orchid skiff]

Mandated edict : Flame purification

[jaunty path]

Me when I'm true:

If anything, Trapper is better material

Add me to your collection whenever you want

[elder stone]

Error code 9999 💔

Nevermind its bipolar and it let me back in

we are so back

[orchid skiff]

Trapper is also nice but she's a hereti

c

[somber stream]

I love getting disconnected for no reason

[elder stone]

samsies

[marsh iris]

Moebian 6th "I snuck a microphone in my mates pants, hear his bum decay and squish as he patrols ASMR"

[jade fable]

Might be your isp cause its never happened to me

[somber stream]

I’m seeing error code 2013, 3003, 9999 for every time i disconnect

[elder stone]

grow up????

[somber stream]

Wasn’t like this a few momths back

[jade fable]

You think the mobian 6th use goon socks? Hell no they just do it in their pants.

Nurgle followers are freaks

[marsh iris]

it'll just fall apart

[jade fable]

Copy paste into chat gpt

[somber stream]

Goon sock is crazy term

[jade fable]

After a few months it becomes a goon club

Bonk

[elder stone]

Dont we all have one...?

no...?

[orchid skiff]

https://medal.tv/fr/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kFizyUCrxU0lGAO_-?invite=cr-MSxqUU4sOTYyMDU4NTg

[jade fable]

For some reason that sticker crashes my discord app

The one licht posted

[somber stream]

Memes aside, wouldn’t it be more efficient to use papers instead

Nice

[jade fable]

True but trees dying for your goon makes some people uneasy

[somber stream]

Yeah im going back to sleep

[jade fable]

Crazy when I touch it my app freezes for a few secs

[gilded socket]

Hi licht

Bye licht

[jade fable]

Unpopular opinion
A crusher should make you feel anxious if you're alone

The only one that makes me feel this way isnthe daemon host

[waxen walrus]

fun fact

you can clip outside of the pskanium if you get enough air from pox bursters

castigator burster tech

[jade fable]

What can I do there

[final herald]

on the same mission I unlocked atoman auxilia, I finally understood both movement tech and kiting hard as fuck

the game feels really good again

[modest flume]

Chaos Spawns can drop you out of bounds too

Happened twice in one day, yes, in the psykhanium

[waxen walrus]

i launched using 5 pox bursters

gonna call that burster teching

[modest flume]

Run x3 corruption resistance

Don't wait to find a barrel to launch you, just use bursters

[final herald]

the next evolution of rocket jump

[waxen walrus]

they allow you to go much much further though

[final herald]

poxbursting

[waxen walrus]

like crazy

need until death or castigator's though lol

it kinda caps at 5 for speed though

[gloomy flint]

what are the chances of getting an official custom hud option?

[modest flume]

Players customizing their own experience? In Darktide????????????????????????

[rose pine]

It's a hoax when people say Ogryns has lower mobility.
Just use Poxbursters and Barrels

[waxen walrus]

or a boss

you can use a plogryn to skip the purge the heretics final step of enclavum baross

[elder merlin]

[gloomy flint]

sometimes it resets and i have to redo it which is annoying ,so i’m hoping they add it in officially at some point

[elder stone]

We cant let the players decide! Customization? For the player? Only way we can do that is for a 50$ DLC that has 3 presets and thats it

[prisma cypress]

Dwerking

[thorny cave]

It’d be too toxic
-fat shark

[waxen walrus]

i wish there were parkour maps

lots of cool stuff w/ fotf and bursters/barrels/bosses

[modest flume]

Best you get is the start of Dark Communion, you get a ramp on the landing pad that you can survive if you use Indomitable

[violet lintel]

Is it me or has there been a small FPS drop with the new update?

[modest flume]

Every update they make, they install a small backdoor into your computer so that every input you make in Darktide, and only in Darktide, generates the electricity to keep the servers running

[inland mantle]

I knew it

[modest flume]

That's why they released the Arbites, because they couldn't afford to replace the guy they use to handcrank the generators

[outer jasper]

Those damn Swedes, leeching my power

[elder stone]

I thought they just used a bunch of hampster wheels?

[modest flume]

[modest flume]

That's not very Imperium-like now is it

[outer jasper]

Gimdak

[elder stone]

They were Cyber-Mastiffs but....hampter...

[nocturne bloom]

they should add a feature where hadron wears a sling bikini under a pair of denim shorts and a crop top and have her pop up on the screen to yell at me every time an enemy hits me

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

Can we get a modder on this

[vestal mantle]

Man its like every 30 mins im getting a backend issue

[orchid skiff]

you need to get hired

how do i tag devs

[modest flume]

Keep making those inputs so you can give the servers some juice

[elder stone]

Ill learn 3d modelling just to get hired at fatshark for this

[orchid skiff]

modelled after you, nice

[elder stone]

?????????????????????

[marble nova]

I have two ideas for skins if anyone wants to hear them

[vestal mantle]

Its ok tho

My weapons getting stronk

Once I get my zealot stuff to 400... Gonna make either an ogryn or psyker

Prolly ogryn

[rose pine]

Ogryn

[elder stone]

wdym modelled after me???

[orchid skiff]

self explanatory

dumbass

[modest flume]

What really gets me, is that out of all the mods they've created that add QoL to the game, the only one (that I know of) that they officially put into the game is the mod that fixed that annoying issue with your weapon selection getting reset, and that was like a month? after it was created

[elder stone]

?????????

freaky ash

[nocturne bloom]

ash

like

tfw

[elder stone]

HAHAHAHHAFWFHUY*EASWHBUNGFIHJEBniujhtgeWFbiuje

I get the reference

[elder stone]

Thank you

[round mica]

become the ruler of the galaxy, become ogryn

[serene gulch]

anyone to play?

[waxen walrus]

also learned that if i fotf i can get launched by a burster w/o dmg

[modest flume]

You can legit negate damage with it

Avoid flame puddles, negate bursters

The impact also stuns anything below a crusher

[elder stone]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[waxen walrus]

with like 3 bursters i am throwing myself through the whole map and hitting skyboxes

super cool imo lol

[gaunt wind]

Where Ogryn enforcer skin Fat Shark I’m trying to give you money but you won’t let me

[serene gulch]

anyone to play?

[nocturne bloom]

people play game????

cray cray

[elder stone]

I swear I’m like invisible or smth

[marsh iris]

not to me

[elder stone]

❤️

[nocturne bloom]

[shell granite]

Hello, i'm looking for partner to do every Martyr skull penance

[final herald]

I lost my auric no death streak at 8/10 because I fell off a cliff

[nocturne horizon]

is there a way to mute the grunting when you do heavy melee?

zealot one is pretty loud

[shell granite]

Moding is the only way i know

[lucid pulsar]

is there any way to get the cosmetics menu to not stutter like crazy

[nocturne horizon]

any specific mod?

[shell granite]

I remember seing one about voice line, on nexus, can't remember the name atm

[nocturne horizon]

alright

its fine then

[jovial pine]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/328

maybe they meant this one

[elder stone]

Hiiii

[nocturne horizon]

maybe

but i was looking more for something that just lowers the grunting

the banter is fine

[shell granite]

LF group to learn end game content 😇

[elder stone]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[gilded socket]

Zeal

[nocturne horizon]

my god

i got downed in a heresy mission

[elder stone]

💔

[marsh iris]

i like the melee grunting

ueeghhh

[elder stone]

noted

[nocturne horizon]

the femele zealot one can get annoying fast

[marsh iris]

agitator?

[jaunty tundra]

No new arbitis skin in store?

[elder stone]

No

As weird enough as it is

[jaunty tundra]

If you click on story mode there is no way to undo it is there?

[nocturne horizon]

i did that on accident on my lvl 30

[jaunty tundra]

Me too and I wish I could take it back

[nocturne horizon]

i did like 4 story missions

and then did a bunch of quickplays

i think i unlocked most again

im still missing heresy and above

i mean above heresy

should be an option to skip

[nocturne bloom]

[vestal mantle]

Yes, do a personality reset

[nocturne bloom]

Didn't see ping, was reading

Froze my gamersupps water as well

[elder stone]

Make gamersupps ice cubs

cubes

and then put them in water with more gamersupps

[nocturne horizon]

omg

the personality thing works

ffs

[nocturne bloom]

If you mix it with non flavored club water its actually pretty good

Basically makes gamersupps soda

[jaunty path]

How do I increase difficulty faster

how can I progress quicker.

[nocturne bloom]

Play faster

[icy wedge]

are 21% health curios much rarer than 17% toughness curios?

[vestal mantle]

Can i at least get a cookie

I mentioned it

[somber stream]

🍪

[vestal mantle]

Yay

[elder stone]

hiii lichtg

[vestal mantle]

And my favorite kind... Chocolate chip and cheese cookie

[somber stream]

Hellloo Looosh

[somber stream]

Best use with warm milk

[elder stone]

:3

[vestal mantle]

Nah... Water

Lukewarm water

Ok

[somber stream]

[civic otter]

May our penitence be enough for him... praise be

[elder stone]

You guys ever microwave your water and drink it

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[somber stream]

Microwaving tea should be a crime

[nocturne bloom]

Teaches you how well you wash your dishes

[somber stream]

American did it, now the Fr*nch are doing it too

[vestal mantle]

No... But I have put water in my lemon juice

[nocturne bloom]

Phew, f word avoided

[elder stone]

Nobody does this

nobody whos human at least

[nocturne bloom]

I make my own tea so

[somber stream]

You'd be surprised

[drowsy prawn]

why microwave, what's in the water 🤔

[vestal mantle]

Cancer

[nocturne bloom]

Microplastics

[vestal mantle]

Frend

[civic otter]

Humanity's sins

[elder stone]

Nobody whos human

[vestal mantle]

Alright

Time for my first maelstrom

[civic otter]

But they are washed away with self flagellation, not microwaves, unfortunately.

[nocturne bloom]

If you guys have a patch of birch trees I highly recommend making tea with small branches

Its some of my favorite tea

[somber stream]

Good luck

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

They arent too hard

[nocturne bloom]

Add evaporated milk and thats great tea for relaxing

[elder stone]

unless you play with licht

then its hard

[marsh iris]

now i want to play with licht

[somber stream]

What

I was experimenting new stuff alright

[rose pine]

They're fun to play with, both ingame and out of it : )

[somber stream]

Turns out chainaxe is shit

What

[marsh iris]

no

[elder stone]

Its okay you are still my battle buddy

[elder stone]

I play with licht all the time

all. the. time

[rose pine]

Chainaxe is difficult as sin. But it's my preferred wep for Vet

[marsh iris]

i like the sticky lights on the 2nd chainaxe variant

[rose pine]

Gotta learn to share

What the hell.

[elder stone]

nah

I get the main character squad

[somber stream]

Up early?

Or you just didn't sleep

[elder stone]

Who sleeps

lmao

[somber stream]

Normal human people person

[elder stone]

awhhh you called me normal

[somber stream]

So i said normal people sleep

[elder stone]

Im not norma

normal

[somber stream]

I can tell

[elder stone]

rude....

[grizzled plover]

When do we get chaos wastes for DT

[grizzled plover]

damn

[grizzled plover]

hell yeah

[silver mango]

Rashuns will now have chicken nuggets in them

[grizzled plover]

poggers

[marsh iris]

human shaped chicken nuggets

[nocturne bloom]

romantic

[elder stone]

lamia shaped chicken nuggets

[nocturne bloom]

[marsh iris]

yum

[nocturne bloom]

my gamersupps lamia cup should be here within a week too

makes that my 5th cup

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[silver mango]

Gamersupps is now illegal

Drink water heretics

[nocturne bloom]

it is water

[elder stone]

Bath water

[nocturne bloom]

[inland mantle]

Step on lego

[nocturne bloom]

FO FREE???

[elder stone]

Fo free

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

I'm thinking of getting Nitro

Just to use that fish

[elder stone]

I had it for a year

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

The OnlyFath hasnt been making enough disposable income

[somber stream]

But paying to use stickers and gif sounds like a silly idea for me

[elder stone]

its most definitely not worth it

[static kite]

why do the master of war penances give so few penance points despite requiring 45 class penances (fr tho it basically requires them all) on the final level

[modest flume]

It is, and that's how Discord makes so much money

[silver mango]

Because duty is it's own reward

[modest flume]

Once upon a time, the MTX did not even exist

[elder stone]

Fatshark HATES the player

[rose pine]

Alas, up early, had to get some drawing done.

As in, slept from 23 to 2

[elder stone]

Waking up early is so liberating

[somber stream]

Decide not to spend a dime in Darktide Store
Have Nitro since 2023

What is this baseness

[modest flume]

I had the spare money

[rose pine]

After seeing the whole Roblox Condo stuff, giving money to Discord is kinda gross.

[modest flume]

I also don't buy anything else from Discord

[elder stone]

slide some spare change

[static kite]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[nocturne bloom]

people buy nitro for me

[static kite]

buy me nitro too

[modest flume]

Sure, find me some first

[nocturne bloom]

i genuinely haven't bought it myself in years

[elder stone]

buy me nitro ill send asmr for free

[nocturne bloom]

i have someone for that

[somber stream]

Are you the infamous discord kitten

[modest flume]

[nocturne bloom]

they spoil me

[somber stream]

[modest flume]

We have a celebrity over here

The infamous discord kitten, in the flesh

[elder stone]

Not the only celebrity

[warm scaffold]

is twins out of rotation ?

do i have to wait until its in the mission board to play it?

[modest flume]

It's only available as part of the Battle for Tertium, but apparently you can quick play into it

[prisma cypress]

just call mike he knows what to do

[elder stone]

Yes you can

I did that

I fact check true that

[modest flume]

Ok problem solved everyone go home

Darktide is finished, we saved Atoma

[warm scaffold]

wait is that campaign only now?

im confused sorry

[elder stone]

I think its garaunteed to be played in campaign and occasional rotation

I randomly quick played into it once

[warm scaffold]

reeee

thank for ya help lads

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like i qp into it every 1 in 10

[rose pine]

Must play in Campaign.
Otherwise on Rotation.
With a potential dish of RNG-luck to get it.

[warm scaffold]

i just wanted to see what secret hard mode would be like on arbites

[rose pine]

Think they'd bash the poor twins into the elenth layer of the warp

[jaunty path]

How are people level 20 and playing on malice

Why would you EVER play on malice

It was so fucking boring.

[rose pine]

Casual gaming

[nocturne bloom]

Campaign

[vestal mantle]

First maelstrom completed

[rose pine]

Lesssgooo

[vestal mantle]

It was not very pretty tho

2 deaths

😦

[rose pine]

Gotta start somewhere before you can farm them Havocs.

[elder stone]

I play better with music

[rose pine]

https://open.spotify.com/album/1DkMsGus6iruKA3JpnQ9SY?si=wXTLhbs9TkuDM_Af8zp2eA
Volume warning, Killing Floor Track.
Proven to increase your damage output, mobility, and team communication, by 67%

[prisma cypress]

when the 17% toughness curio drops

[elder stone]

Personally, Sophia the First is the best Horde game son

[vestal mantle]

I disagree... Its hello kitty polar arctic picnic dx

[rose pine]

Okay, Chill- Chill, Dethklok is metally enough for me, but Sophia the First? Gotta tone it down, dont want you to get banned for that absurd level of tensity.

[elder stone]

Listen

I was a girl in a village alright?

And I just so happen to turn into a princess overnight

[nocturne bloom]

Can confirm

[elder stone]

Thank you Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

[rose pine]

Getting flashbacks to Bridget being released in Guilty Gear Strive, and how they bodied me with a fucking Jojo.

She got that super track though, catchy as hell

[elder stone]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6tAKikIvnoWfUeZrfkopLL?si=b70065d337484805

[rose pine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/14WYmNQWvR2TTWoRp8t9Ml?si=b86a361dbcba4a76

[elder stone]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7mykoq6R3BArsSpNDjFQTm?si=c68901102b1a4bb7

[vestal mantle]

I been listening to Dance with the Dead

He takes electric music and mixes rock

[somber stream]

I have this weird feud with my neighbor, one day i played music on my speaker at 4:30AM, she started doing the same but a bit louder

[elder stone]

She want you

[somber stream]

No she want to torment me

[vestal mantle]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HoeIlQZ96BU&si=a_S_IKoQ-QbPabb5

[nocturne bloom]

I offer myself

[rose pine]

Cock measuring contest

[somber stream]

I once blasted sea shanties, she retaliated with Taylor Swift

[elder stone]

Oh...Swift....

Ew...

[rose pine]

Oh yea nah, careful, if she's a 'Swiftie'

[somber stream]

IKR

[vestal mantle]

Ok... The counter is easy

[nocturne bloom]

I do not offer myself

[rose pine]

Put down the knife man, they properly have a whole cash of C4 in your mailbox already

[serene gulch]

anyone to play?

[vestal mantle]

Play What Does the Fox say

[elder stone]

Im available

[vestal mantle]

Problem solved

[ripe tangle]

You have just given me flashbacks to a horrible time.

thank you for that.

[sonic sandal]

is the game having the back end error for anyone?

[vestal mantle]

Yea

[somber stream]

I uh

[rose pine]

I'd be surprised if you're not having a back end error from time to time.

[elder stone]

Whats the dumpstat on the Blaze Force Greatsword

[vestal mantle]

This is war... You have to sacrifice much to win

Hasnt 40k taught you anything

[somber stream]

Warp resist

[inland mantle]

Warp resistance

[elder stone]

THANK THE EMPEROR 🙏

[somber stream]

No? Thank me?

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor Protects.

[brazen pelican]

Thank my Mistress.

[elder stone]

Thank you God-Emperor Lichty

[brazen pelican]

She's really cool.

[sonic sandal]

IM IN

[ripe tangle]

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

[somber stream]

I too, offer protectshun

[vestal mantle]

Welp... Here is the current new guy progress... Today got my weapons to around 400, unlocked damnation, finished campaign, did my first maelstrom... Am currently in corner crying... Send noodles

Preferably udon but will settle for rigatoni

[inland mantle]

TIme for H40 then

[brazen pelican]

Damn, good job! Do you prefer Soba, Ramen or Udon?

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Ramen is superior

Korean noodle aint bad as well

Just, don't use the soup pack

[vestal mantle]

I like udon cuz springy

But I also like buldak

A lot

[ripe tangle]

You ever have Japchae?

[somber stream]

I LOVE BURNING TO DEATH

[elder stone]

What is Japchae

[loud saffron]

So if I'm an XBox player, can I cross-prog with steam?? Like, link my Steam and XBox to keep my progress??

[elder stone]

Sadly not

[vestal mantle]

Fun fact... Eat enough buldak and when you toilet it wont burn because dead nerves

[ripe tangle]

a Korean dish of sweet potato glass noodles, marinated meat, and stir-fried vegetables in a sweet and savory sauce

[elder stone]

Yummers

[nocturne horizon]

yapchae

[somber stream]

Basically Harusame

[thick coyote]

You can't
You're better off using PC gamepass

[brazen pelican]

Sounds delicious.

[ripe tangle]

as far as Korean instant noodles go, I prefer Shin over Buldak

but that’s just because I like the flavor more

[nocturne bloom]

Shin is goated

[loud saffron]

Okay, follow-up. If I get the game on PC XBox, do I have to re-purchase Arbitraitor?

[ripe tangle]

I like both though

[nocturne bloom]

No

[loud saffron]

Mkay.

[elder stone]

If its the same xbox account, no

[serene gulch]

still leveling my arbites

[vestal mantle]

I boil my noodles, steam my broccoli stirfry kit, add chicken, then when noodles done fry em up too

[somber stream]

Samyang + cheese is my jam

[vestal mantle]

Sometimes I add egg

[somber stream]

Egg is mandatory.

[brazen pelican]

Egg. <3

[vestal mantle]

I dont like how gassy egg makes me

[elder stone]

You guys try Uzvar before???

[vestal mantle]

One night I woke up my neighbor from passing gas

Thought I had chainsaw

[ripe tangle]

what’s Uzvar?

[vestal mantle]

So pass

[somber stream]

Have'nt but i did try Kompot

[elder stone]

Kompot has nothing on Uzvar

[somber stream]

Uzvar is some Ukrainien juice me think

[elder stone]

SOME?????

SOME?????

[ripe tangle]

I’ll try it! c:

[elder stone]

It is THE Ukrainian juice

[elder stone]

Its really really good

[ripe tangle]

I haven’t had it before, but I’ll try it

[elder stone]

its a dried fruit drink

best describable as tea

[vestal mantle]

Abys only likes Lemon or Lime juice

[elder stone]

but not exactly tea

[vestal mantle]

:/

[ripe tangle]

sounds good

[somber stream]

Looks like that one

Korean jar thing i had

[ripe tangle]

what kind of fruit goes in it?

[vestal mantle]

Well... Im off to sleep

[somber stream]

Ah no nvm, looks more complex

[ripe tangle]

Sujongkwa?

[somber stream]

Rest well habibi

[vestal mantle]

Indeed

[elder stone]

Apples, Pears, Prunes, Cherries

etc

most fruits can

[somber stream]

There were these lemon peels, with jams and stuff

[vestal mantle]

6 hours of sleep is too much sleep

[somber stream]

They make tea with those

[ripe tangle]

sounds good

I want to try it now

[somber stream]

Loosh send us some

[ripe tangle]

bruh, if I didn’t work a job irl I’d sleep like 14 hours a day

I value the fuck outta my sleep

[somber stream]

I sleep at 10 :^D

[elder stone]

I say I sleep but in reality I stay up for like 3 more hours before trying to sleep

[nocturne bloom]

Thats not very healthy 🤓

[ripe tangle]

Yujacha?

[somber stream]

Phone and bluelight, put the thing down

[nocturne bloom]

I saw

[vestal mantle]

I do work... Im just trained to operate on 6 hours of sleep

[elder stone]

No I do

Im just an insomniac

[somber stream]

Yeah those!

[vestal mantle]

Been doing it for 13 years

[ripe tangle]

Heh whenever I tell myself I’m going to bed, I bring my phone with me and stay up like 4-5 more hours than I should…

I’m supposed to be a responsible adult

[somber stream]

Whenever i go to bed but have second thought, i remind myself of my sergeant's caring words

[nocturne bloom]

Im usually up until 5-7am, sleep a few hours, work, repeat

[somber stream]

"GET TO SLEEP NOW BEFORE I MAKE YOU RUB THE TOILET TILL 4AM"

[elder stone]

t4 3n b9jmcikvhredcv

[vestal mantle]

I prefer the classic "mop the parking till its dry" while its raining

[somber stream]

You served?

[vestal mantle]

Navy, 2008-2012

[somber stream]

Sausage party

[ripe tangle]

you ever been told to guard a tree?

[elder stone]

My parents want me in the Air Force

[vestal mantle]

No... But I did have a guardian pinecone for 3 days

[somber stream]

Is that like a American thing

[nocturne bloom]

Coast Guard is an underrated hellscape

[somber stream]

Guarding trees

[elder stone]

unfathomably based

[elder stone]

Sometimes its benches

[ripe tangle]

My Dad was a career man in the army, he’s told me there was a guy he was in charge of who was apparently a moron, so he’d just have him guard a tree, or a bench, or a flagpole, or whatever

[vestal mantle]

Oh and my rdc got pissed because I guarded it too well so on day three he retired it

[ripe tangle]

just to get rid of him while keeping him on duty

[somber stream]

Sounds about right

[vestal mantle]

He told me I have to protect that pinecone and the chief was trying to mess with people with special punishments

[somber stream]

Crayon chompers is real

[elder stone]

My dad randomly drops family lore every once in a while

[vestal mantle]

He tried to grab my pinecone, I refused, he tried to grab it again, I refused, tried again and I kicked him

[ripe tangle]

so does mine lol

[somber stream]

That sounds.. interesting?

[vestal mantle]

The LT sided with me because following orders

[elder stone]

My Great Grandad was a Red Army general who was in charge of a nuclear warhead silo lol

[vestal mantle]

So he ordered the chief to order me to retire the pinecone

[ripe tangle]

That’s actually kinda cool though ngl

[somber stream]

Mine Great G- actually nvm

[elder stone]

And then my great GREAT grandad was an Imperial Officer

and then Bolshevik revolutionary

[nocturne bloom]

My greatx2 grandpa was a key leader in the Hungarian Revolution

[ripe tangle]

my Great Grandad was a Tanker in WW2 and Korea

[elder stone]

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[ripe tangle]

and my grandfather was a Tanker too in the 1960s and 1970s

[somber stream]

Mine had his tour in Kursk

[elder stone]

I still have the nuclear launch codes

[ripe tangle]

and my Dad was Mech Infantry in the 90s

[elder stone]

Escape from Tarkov

[nocturne bloom]

You can actually find my last name fairly quick with one Google search. There's also a road in my state named after us

[vestal mantle]

8675309

[elder stone]

My Great Grandad I think might of served Eastern Front

[somber stream]

Tank battle in Kursk in 1940s

Tank battle in Kursk in 2020s

[elder stone]

Either Red Army or OUN

[elder stone]

Except instead of a professional military its a bunch of farmers

[ripe tangle]

my Great Grandfather was in the Battle of The Bulge

[somber stream]

You're assuming the soviet back then was professionals?

[ripe tangle]

also Normandy

[nocturne bloom]

I think i have ties to the austro hungarians, not sure though. Im basing that mainly on me being Hungarian

[elder stone]

Was referring to the Germans

there was no point in history that professionalism existed with the Soviets

[ripe tangle]

is this why city planning was weirdly wonky? Especially in Eastern Russia

[elder stone]

Yes

The architects were alcoholics lmfao

[ripe tangle]

fair enough lol

explains a lot XD

[somber stream]

Idk, Moscow city system design is ingenius

[elder stone]

I was looking on google maps of my old apartment bloc and the complex right next to mine is a CARBON COPY

SAME exact buildings

[elder stone]

Moscow was a propaganda city

[rose pine]

Just wait till you see the Swedish roads.
Looks and feels like someone shotgunned their piss on a map, and chose to build their roads there.

[elder stone]

and Sankt-Petersburg

[elder stone]

Have you seen Slavic roads?

[somber stream]

No wai

[elder stone]

No, because there are none

[somber stream]

Also aren't you at work

[rose pine]

On my way to it, ain't there yet.

[ripe tangle]

Moscow was mostly, especially in the center was built in thr Imperial Era, so was Saint Petersberg, these two cities were also the poster-propaganda cities that Foreigners would visit so they made sure they looked nicer

[rose pine]

Gotta catch up on Metalopocalypse in the meantime.

[somber stream]

Spend company time chating with internet randos instead

[rose pine]

I would, if I didn't like my job. Thoroughly enjoy it

[somber stream]

Point

[elder stone]

Even today if you leave the city area its literally just a wasteland

[ripe tangle]

That’s sad ngl

[elder stone]

I have to show you guys because its too funny

[somber stream]

Living the life there big man

Love what you do and do what you love

[nocturne bloom]

Respectfully so, even if the submarines themselves were flawed, it was incredibly impressive they made the Typhoon class subs function

[elder stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094059197861220372/1393078421768241194/image0.jpg?ex=6871dce1&is=68708b61&hm=3ee5d0f842362d084ab3d9dd00bf1681adac0ea84757426a61deae7d91fdd309&=&format=webp&width=1002&height=383

[somber stream]

I've been here

War Thunder

[elder stone]

lmao

It really is an absolute hellhole

[ripe tangle]

I do know Ukraine is kind of unique since the cities in Crimea are older than pretty much anywhere else in Europe, meanwhile the rest of the country (with the exception of Kyiv and Odessa) were all built like, less than 200 years ago.

[elder stone]

50.434059, 30.604186 here are the coordinates for google maps if you guys wanna look around

[nocturne bloom]

The Soviets also made contact with space pretty fast all things considered, gotta give them credit there, other than that idk

[elder stone]

Yeah a lot of cities were made during the Soviet Era

the biggest cities are all over 1000 years (for the most part)

[ripe tangle]

Kerch iirc was founded by thr Ancient Greeks

[elder stone]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

Kyiv was founded by Vikings?

or was it pre-Christian slavs

I cant remember

[elder stone]

Founded by three brothers and one sister

then it was modernized by Vikings

[ripe tangle]

Ah okay

[elder stone]

Kyi, Schek, Khoryv, and Lybid

[elder stone]

Same thing with my dad's birth city

Feodosia

[ripe tangle]

also in Crimea

[elder stone]

Yep

Id visit if I could- some awesome ruins there

[ripe tangle]

Crimea was also a Turkish protectorate at one point and the Hetman of the Cossacks fought them over it at one point too

[elder stone]

Yep

[misty trench]

I'd like to visit all the different sites in Turkey

[ripe tangle]

and uhhhh Britain and France also fought a war there against Russia before Soviet Era

[misty trench]

Cappadocia, Karahan Tepe and the like

[elder stone]

Crimean War yeah

[ripe tangle]

a long history of war in the region

[somber stream]

Surprised to see Ukrainiens still stick around

[elder stone]

Eastern Europe isnt shackled by the BETA idea of peace

[elder stone]

Why wouldnt they

[solid isle]

410 trinkets are fake?

[ripe tangle]

Apparently not and never was

[elder stone]

and never will be

(nationalism is crazy over there)

[ripe tangle]

I told you about the Ukrainian girl I used to work with in 2022 who was a refugee

[gilded socket]

Wassupppp

[elder stone]

Ukraine has seen it all pretty much, most people who havent just conform to new conditions

[elder stone]

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

she was actively trying to forget the Russian language and refused to speak Russian, only Ukrainian and English lol

[gilded socket]

I have taken a nap, which totals 18 hour sleep

[elder stone]

Unfathomably based

[gilded socket]

My back hurts

My soul is ever zealous

[elder stone]

I speak mostly russian (unfortunately) because my parents spoke russian more

gotta love Soviets pushing the russian language

[somber stream]

Samething for England with English

[elder stone]

but yeah Im tryna freshen up on Ukrainian

Im thinking about learning Rusyn too

[somber stream]

Best to have something in common, better to work with

[somber stream]

Also Russian sound nice, when you actually put some effort behind it

Else it sounds like gibberish nonsense

[elder stone]

It does sound nice, but doesnt mean I want to speak it much

[gilded socket]

Lichht

Liiihh

[elder stone]

It sounds like gibberish regardless

[somber stream]

Yes hello Licht here

[elder stone]

Ill occasionally have to pause and pronounce the letter correctly because some sound so similar

[ripe tangle]

even to other Russians, Russians from a different republic or oblast will sound like they’re speaking nonsense

[elder stone]

ends up sounding like a caveman

[somber stream]

Lol yeah, so i've heard

[elder stone]

Russians east of the urals speak Russian in such a different way

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like you get that with every language/dialect tho

[somber stream]

But that's uhh, every country's problem

[elder stone]

Its way more textbook definition in the east, they are much more "strict" in a way

[somber stream]

Regional difference and all that

[misty trench]

Americans trying to understand Cockney and Australian Rhyming slang

[somber stream]

"Hmmm? Sorry one more time?"

[gilded socket]

Ligh where

[somber stream]

Right in front of you

[gilded socket]

Lighma balls

[elder stone]

I love how each slavic language sounds so primative even to each other

[nocturne bloom]

Fo free???

[somber stream]

Me to a Swiss:

Jk i love them

[elder stone]

That reminds me

[gilded socket]

Nah

[elder stone]

German people in most Slavic languages are called Nemetski

[gilded socket]

I still owe fatsart

[elder stone]

Which is taken from the word Nemets

which means "Mute" or "Weird-Sounding"

thought you should know

[somber stream]

Interesting

[marsh iris]

oh i thought it means farming simulator enthusiast

[elder stone]

Garut youre next

[marsh iris]

next to what

[elder stone]

Best you not know

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I love surprises.

[marsh iris]

[brazen pelican]

I will watch in great anticipation.

[elder stone]

Are Germanic people like Slavic people

[somber stream]

Tell me, is it true Potato sound the same in German as in Russian? Kartofel

[elder stone]

It sounds nearly the same

Kartoshka

Thats the more common word

but Kartofel and Kartofelka are also used

[halcyon glen]

Bonsoir

[somber stream]

Interesting

[elder stone]

Also the word for sandwich is taken from German

butterbrod

[somber stream]

I can tell there's a lot of German loan words in Russian

Stuhl

[halcyon glen]

Bonjour

[elder stone]

Romanov family were modernized the language using German and English

[halcyon glen]

Salut

Bonjour Darktiders

[ripe tangle]

They also spoke a lot of French too iirc

[elder stone]

probably

I dont know any french but Id recognize it in Russian

[marsh iris]

finnish language cool sounding

[somber stream]

No.

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Wait are you a frakking Fin?

[ripe tangle]

Finnish sounds like someone verbalizing what happens when you smash random keys on a keyboard

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[marsh iris]

no lol my online friends are

[elder stone]

Are Finnish....people..?

[elder stone]

Yeah let me find it

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[elder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw_tQvAX0nM&t=5s

[marsh iris]

perkele

[ripe tangle]

what about Hungarian?

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[elder stone]

Hungarian is related to Mongolian

[elder stone]

Nah im not like that

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nocturne bloom]

As a Hungarian, I dont even try

[elder stone]

WE ARE MONGOLOIDS

WE ARE A HORDE

[somber stream]

A real™ Hungarian?

[nocturne bloom]

Im 50% hungarian and refuse to attempt to speak Hungarian

[marsh iris]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=pV132sJcQRSMFb8U

[ripe tangle]

I remember a story about a Hungarian soldier who got captured by the Red Army after WW2, he was sent to an insane asylum because the Soviet Authorities thought he was babbling nonsense, turns out he was just speaking Hungarian and for like 20+ years he never encountered another Hungarian speaker so he was just stuck in an asylum the whole time.

[nocturne bloom]

My grandpa came here on a boat and I see why, idve ran from that language too

[elder stone]

This is indeed a true story

I remember it

[ripe tangle]

that’s terrible

[vivid saddle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[ripe tangle]

kinda funny though

[elder stone]

Its not a language more of just some noises that they think they understand

[somber stream]

That's just Dutch

[elder stone]

Dutch is just proper German

[somber stream]

Excuse me?

[ripe tangle]

What’s English?

[elder stone]

"I jest"

[misty trench]

English is the bastard child of european languages

[jaunty path]

Why is there no Black Orygn...

[marsh iris]

i know some english

[jaunty path]

:(

[misty trench]

like a perpetual stew in an old tavern

[nocturne bloom]

Soviets were nasty to the Huns, a lot of my family from around that time were hung, my greatx2 was an instigator for the revolution itself. I feel like its a part of history thats glossed over

[ripe tangle]

English is a weird amalgamation of two dead Medieval versions of Germanic tongue and Norman French

that sort of evolved it’s own way

[halcyon glen]

Bagel

[elder stone]

Soviets were nasty to everyone tbh

[misty trench]

also big shoutout to welsh

[nocturne bloom]

Indeed

Everyone was nasty back then to be fair

[misty trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM incredible stuff it is

[ripe tangle]

In the 1950s, Budapest had an uprising because of the harsh occupation and the Soviets proceeded to jail and massacre people into submission

[somber stream]

In Wales, if you speaks Welsh you get a discount on everything

[halcyon glen]

Kerillian is Welsh

[somber stream]

I love Welsh elves

[marsh iris]

are you welsh

[elder stone]

1950s they also killed a Ukrainian independence politician in Germany

[somber stream]

No but a friend i made in Japan, who is also a halfling is partly Welsh

[elder stone]

Hes actually still buried in Munich, Licht you should visit the place

[ripe tangle]

wasn’t Ukrainain autonomy one of the reasons Stalin was so keen on starving the region while the whole country was undergoing famine?

[elder stone]

Its pretty much just a chunk of Ukraine in Germany

[elder stone]

Stalin was the one who liquidated Ukrainian autonomy

Lenin dissolved the YCCP after the civil war,
Stalin stripped most if not all autonomy

[somber stream]

No thanks i don't want to get stabbed

[ripe tangle]

I can’t realistically wrap my head around someone being that cruel

[elder stone]

Sacrifices must be made

[marsh iris]

Nipon Welsh

[elder stone]

Its actually really easy, hes Georgian.

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-block-parry-dodge-block-parry-dodge-gif-25053870

[elder stone]

there are no happy people in Georgia.

[marsh iris]

in US?

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[marsh iris]

jk

[elder stone]

The country

[somber stream]

She dyed her hair back and married a JSDF over there now

[ripe tangle]

Garyt was making a faceious joke

[somber stream]

So true, roping myself

[elder stone]

we dont do that here

PEACE

LOVE

and POSITIVITY

[misty trench]

we simply need to bring back casually walking around with bucklers, many would be saved

[nocturne bloom]

Ropes you say

[marsh iris]

i had a rope once

[somber stream]

I'll have you know

Police here is equiped with chainmails

[nocturne bloom]

What if you had a gun to

Shoot ropes

[elder stone]

UA Police force has something else that starts with C

[halcyon glen]

Arbiter dog with guns

[misty trench]

like think about how much better the world would be if people were all given a buckler for outdoor protection

Truck flies toward you off the highway? simply block it

[elder stone]

Crippling Corruption RAAHHHHHH

[somber stream]

That's just slav in general

[ripe tangle]

Mail is actually surprisingly pretty stab-proof… doesn’t help much for a bullet though but that’s not really a problem in Germany

[misty trench]

I mean hey if Chainmail is good enough to protect you from sharks, it's good enough to protect you from people

[atomic mist]

So, I’m having trouble trying to get the “survive 5 auric maelstrom missions in a row without dying” penance and I was wondering if I could crowd source some advice. Been running Vet with chain sword and bolt pistol, set up for melee buffs. If this is the wrong chat to ask this I am sorry about that.

[somber stream]

My sister is a Popo, got to wear one of those out on patrol once or twice

[elder stone]

Be born in any East European Country
Grow up in an extreme shithole
Your government is more corrupt than a computer with 6000 viruses
Become nationalist
go to war
send your country into unfathomable and unreasonable decline
have children
the cycle repeats

[somber stream]

She can't handle it

[ripe tangle]

iirc German police forces collectively only fired weapons like 62 times last year… the entire fucking country, and 48 of those were warning shots.

[lethal solstice]

Yeah it’d be heavier than the rest of their kit by a factor

[ripe tangle]

keep in mind the fact Germany has millions of people

That’s actually impressive

[elder stone]

meanwhile Berkut in 2014 was running through Kyiv like King Von

[tiny shore]

A real warning shot is one that hits and warns the person to not do that thing anymore

LOL

[elder stone]

Berkut was the super corrupt riot police

[misty trench]

gonna start calling all my misses, warning shots

[somber stream]

Police here are trained to absofuckinglutely not touching the gun unless it's unavoidable

[elder stone]

FSB could learn from this

[tiny shore]

"This is the sound you're gonna hear if you keep messing around except followed by PAIN"

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Germany the police were very nice to me

[nocturne bloom]

The US having around 1000

[ripe tangle]

literally gave me directions and were civic and helpful

[elder stone]

You only visited the good parts. Germany obviously operates like North Korea. Licht is in fact a government agent implanted to spread German propaganda

[somber stream]

Oh noes

My secret

[trail isle]

Loosh shut up ily

[elder stone]

Okay ma'am..

[ripe tangle]

Licht has been found out and I’ve apparently been lied to oh no

[elder stone]

ilyt harles

[ripe tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[trail isle]

ilym

[gilded socket]

Lihh

[elder stone]

ilysmmmmmm

[trail isle]

(for context we are both texting eachother whilist in the psych ward)

[elder stone]

(we are schizophrenic)

[nocturne bloom]

Not surprising

[gilded socket]

Ive always said this place was tainted

[misty trench]

truly this is the darktide

[gilded socket]

Get me my flamer

[trail isle]

Dare you say this could be

[elder stone]

maybe the real darktide were the friends we made along the way

[trail isle]

the Warhammer fourty thousand

Darktide

[nocturne bloom]

Maybe even. Freaktide.

[gilded socket]

Dihhtide

[trail isle]

tm

[somber stream]

It's not even 4Am in america yet

[elder stone]

together

we are

arbites.

[gilded socket]

Lichht

[somber stream]

Yes hi hello Licht here

[misty trench]

can't believe Warhammer managed to have 40'000 sequels

[nocturne bloom]

Almost 1 for me

[trail isle]

Hi licht

[gilded socket]

Light

[elder stone]

lichty

[somber stream]

Hello Harley

[gilded socket]

Licht is old

[trail isle]

ngl the binge is a little exhuasting

[misty trench]

it started to really feel repetitive around 35'000

[gilded socket]

Licht is the god emprah

[somber stream]

No i'm not

I did not said that

[elder stone]

They should add men kissing

[trail isle]

Tbf it peaked in the 25,000s

[gilded socket]

Said the god emperor

[misty trench]

This statement is true

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Licht is the master of mankind confirmed

[elder stone]

stay tuned for 47,000

[somber stream]

The mods are compromised

[gilded socket]

Said the god emperor

[trail isle]

Litterally space marine 2 had a sex scene tfym they should add men kissing

[elder stone]

I planted the mods into the server

[trail isle]

THEY ALREADY DID THAT LOOSH

[elder stone]

Harley

[trail isle]

Hai

[elder stone]

shut up honey

[trail isle]

Ok babe

[elder stone]

Just because we were the VAs doesnt mean it was canon

[gilded socket]

Everyday this place turns into a val server

[ripe tangle]

val?

[elder stone]

Valorant probably

[gilded socket]

This server is a prison

[elder stone]

lmao

[trail isle]

General chat is a prison

[elder stone]

general chat is the psychward

[gilded socket]

Trye…

[trail isle]

and we adore it cuz its funny

[nocturne bloom]

Just remember to ask the mods here to unlock the secret erp chats for you

[gilded socket]

You all are locked in here with me

[misty trench]

as an Australian I'm legally obligated to point out that prison ain't all that bad sometimes

[gilded socket]

Especially those two

[elder stone]

@misty trench cna I have this feature unlocked?

[somber stream]

How is the ping to EU?

[trail isle]

As also an australian i cant confirm cuz ive never been to one

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-chinesenavy-generation-kill-gif-7820492409898866703

[nocturne bloom]

#StaffFurryPics exists btw, I saw it

[trail isle]

i know norwegian prisons are pretty chill

[misty trench]

which state tho

[ripe tangle]

I’m sending you to prison in Madagascar.

[trail isle]

The queens name

that state

[somber stream]

Been in one yourself?

[elder stone]

wdym we are literally in padded rooms directly across from each other

[gilded socket]

They need to put me down