general-chat

[dense crescent]

Especially when it turned out ||Sire Melk was the father||

[thick fog]

https://youtu.be/nHeqMEGWkaU?si=c8to4_4SST9x6HlN just watch the full video

[marsh iris]

you guys think wolfer can drink from his gaping nosehole?

[gilded socket]

Got a problem abomination?

[thick fog]

[grave plaza]

reading mpreg feel like media file format

[fiery wave]

More reason to krak his face.

[modest birch]

they meant mpeg, but it turned into a weird reveal of their kink

[grave plaza]

"bird up" 🤨

[gilded socket]

Bro doesn’t know eric andre

[grave plaza]

i don't watch american culture

[delicate fox]

bird up

[grave plaza]

🤨

[somber stream]

Gay

They're gay af

Beneath that homophobic attitude? They like men

Source: I know 2 Saudis

[ripe tangle]

They also practice slavery

their cities also feel a bit sterile? if you know what I mean

[modest birch]

the fact that this is an official server is wild

[ripe tangle]

to the point it's kind of creepy

[grave plaza]

wanna ping warden :3?

[inland mantle]

Welcome to discord

[delicate vapor]

primogem farm

[somber stream]

Yes I'm offcial from GW

[ripe tangle]

also this tracks considering the male to female ratio there

[gilded socket]

Hiii luucciiiaaaa

[somber stream]

Gib social security number for preseents

[ripe tangle]

in most of the world, women outnumber men, not in the Persian Gulf States though

[dense crescent]

697 05 9910 i want a puppy pls

[grave plaza]

nothing like the division official server

[somber stream]

Not in stock sorry, have a nice day

[ripe tangle]

Hello~ 💋

[worn halo]

[somber stream]

There exist secrit gay clubs

Don't tell Saudi gov i told you this

[inland mantle]

You would know all about that wouldnt you

[grave plaza]

saudi going get pissed

[somber stream]

I was forced to know

[inland mantle]

Sureeee

[ripe tangle]

how would I tell them? I don't know any Saudis lmao

[gilded socket]

Where dost thy go?

[somber stream]

One thing is certain, the more you forbid, the more people will want to do it

[marsh iris]

i get my demographics in warhammer 40000 darktide discord

[ripe tangle]

only Middle Easterners I know (who actually live in the Middle East) are like, 2 Israelis, a Kuwaiti, and a Jordanian....

[marsh iris]

real source

[ripe tangle]

and they're all VERY different from one another

[grave plaza]

femboy crotian

is real

world is changing

[ripe tangle]

Which country in Europe has the most Femboys? and which has the highest quality Femboys?

[somber stream]

Uh

Poland

[ripe tangle]

for both?

[gilded socket]

Poland and poland

[grave plaza]

thought was serbia

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[somber stream]

Every rumour caries a modicum of truth

[grave plaza]

femboy in eastern europe is such meme

western europe one is real

development soft country

[ripe tangle]

ah, like how French are arrogant, Germans are autistic, and Brits are trashy?

[somber stream]

Aren't they?

[dense crescent]

What if the God-Emperor was a submissive and breedable femboy? 👉 👈 🥺

[grave plaza]

moebian not now

other time we discuss

[gilded socket]

Death

[dense crescent]

Like what if he got entombed on the Golden Throne because he just couldn't handle the Horussy

[grave plaza]

god emprah want one femboy and that is fulgrim

[gilded socket]

Get me my eviscerator chainsword “lucia”

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

You already have one.

[grave plaza]

zealot moment

[marsh iris]

lucia have some of this purple juice

[ripe tangle]

no thanks, I'll pass.

[marsh iris]

its grape i promise

[ripe tangle]

what's a grape?

[gilded socket]

I named mine lucia

[marsh iris]

terran fruit

[ripe tangle]

I'd rather not have any of your strange fruit, thank you for the offer though...

[nocturne bloom]

ill take your fruit

[marsh iris]

terran origins strange? heresy?

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

I have two mains, thunderhammer and eviscerator

[somber stream]

I like Avocado Smoothie

[elder stone]

Grapes are the pinnacle of luxury in old history

[marsh iris]

lucia is a heretic everybody

[gilded socket]

Nuh uh

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

YOU DARE SLANDER A HOLY SISTER OF THE BLOODY ROSE!?!

[marsh iris]

slander? it facts

[elder stone]

Yeah

[gilded socket]

See

[elder stone]

in fact

[gilded socket]

She gets mad

[elder stone]

500 more regiments to the front

[marsh iris]

a fruit of terran origin is strange to someone

[gilded socket]

Shes gonna hit me now

[marsh iris]

[nocturne bloom]

ill take that spot if you want

[ripe tangle]

only repeatedly.

[gilded socket]

See

She abuses me

[mystic pike]

so uh
what do i do if i have scab cap aggro

[somber stream]

General chat getting freaky again

[ripe tangle]

it's not abuse, it's tough love, as it was taught to me in the Schola Progenium.

[mystic pike]

do i just block and pray

[gilded socket]

Still hurts

Especially my ribs

[dense crescent]

left click on enemy until enemy is dead.

[mystic pike]

block and pray!

ma'am yes ma'am!

[nocturne bloom]

nuh uh

[somber stream]

Yuh uh

[trail bolt]

goofy ahh chat

[thick coyote]

I'll show you what's really freaky

[somber stream]

Tommy my boy!

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[somber stream]

I thought you rage quit the server

[delicate vapor]

wait are we commiting heresy

[mystic pike]

okay but yeah if i have scab cap aggro do i like

block

[trail bolt]

Yes sir

[somber stream]

Always

[trail bolt]

I did

[nocturne bloom]

always

[mystic pike]

or does he have telegraphed attacks i can dodge and shit

[dense crescent]

Bosses are a breeze even in auric imo. Just drop medipack and dogpile them with your teammates.

[mystic pike]

huh

neat

[grave plaza]

What is going on again?

[somber stream]

You can add me, when i'm able i'll show you a few tricks to lessen that skill issue of yours

[dense crescent]

If they're aiming at you, dodge sideways so they're no longer aiming at you.

[grave plaza]

I just left 2 minute

[nocturne bloom]

thammer

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

The fee is Sister Hestia's Feet pics

[thick coyote]

Every other attack is fast af just block and dodge
The only telegraphed attack is the 360° one

[trail bolt]

what settings do you guys play at? my game is always laggy af

[dense crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jo-gang-beat-up-anime-kick-gif-17369990

Average auric boss fight

[nocturne bloom]

max

[gilded socket]

Sometimes it hurts to breathe

[elder stone]

I get more worried for you every day

[somber stream]

You should be sleeping

[trail bolt]

who

[somber stream]

Americans

[trail bolt]

asked

[gilded socket]

But paw licht

[elder stone]

atta-boy

[gilded socket]

Its only 12am

[nocturne bloom]

youll be kidnapped tomorrow

its 2am

[somber stream]

Nuh uh, i like where im at

[trail bolt]

I need sefoni feet pics

[ripe tangle]

Pain is simply weakness leaving you.

[trail bolt]

[nocturne bloom]

dragged into tfw

[round mica]

vet feels like cardboard

[somber stream]

Hestia got that Emperor's Jaw line though

[elder stone]

licht how accurate is TFW to Germany

[somber stream]

I will join, one of these day

[trail bolt]

I agree

[somber stream]

About 80%

[gilded socket]

Pain is the beginning of salvation

[trail bolt]

wtf no don't nerf arbite

[nocturne bloom]

Birmingham simulator

[trail bolt]

make vet great again

MVGA

[elder stone]

Delete Veteran

[trail bolt]

whats TFW

[elder stone]

The Forever Winter

[trail bolt]

delete joe mama

[elder stone]

you cant hit

[trail bolt]

spanks

[round mica]

nah man too much power creep, vet needs a bit of help but if we keep buffing classes without adding more hordes it’s just gonna feel too easy

[elder stone]

????????????????????????

[trail bolt]

we a lil' freaky like dat

🗣️

[nocturne bloom]

thick femboy we-

[somber stream]

Please don't go to major cities (except for Frankfurt) if you ever decided to visit Germany

Especially not Hamburg

[gilded socket]

My legs are numb from sitting in my tank

[elder stone]

Btw lamia its 5000000$ to unlock the locked photo I sent

[trail bolt]

why's that?

[round mica]

berlin is so nice
..

[trail bolt]

How's munich for higher studies

[nocturne bloom]

you wouldnt be the first

[elder stone]

My dad's been to Marburg

[elder stone]

wild statement

[somber stream]

It's uhhhhh, 'statistic'

[fiery wave]

You mean the start and end of pleasure?

[gilded socket]

I wont name deeds done in his name

[nocturne bloom]

$15 max

[elder stone]

Mmmmmmm

Ill ponder

[gilded socket]

Lucia is gonna kill me

[nocturne bloom]

Unironically, when I played 76 a lot, 90% of the people on my friends list were femboys

[somber stream]

We need more Malegirl

[elder stone]

hi hello

[gilded socket]

Wtf is malegirl

[delicate vapor]

[grave plaza]

Fallout 76?

[somber stream]

A girl but acts like a guy

A gurl

[grave plaza]

One my favorite game

[nocturne bloom]

My xbox save is level 1500, my pc is 400

[gilded socket]

Maybe im not woke enough but wtf are these labels

[somber stream]

🫵

[gilded socket]

Malegirl is a tomboy

[elder stone]

yes me

[grave plaza]

Am only 170 :(((( on second character

[elder stone]

what about me

[nocturne bloom]

Dunno, like them all

[somber stream]

Sleep

[elder stone]

im currently sinking a continent

[nocturne bloom]

I have 7 characters

[gilded socket]

Buss!

[somber stream]

Sink England

[grave plaza]

Big hours

I find 76 got boring some point too much time investment

Lack of freedom buikds

Resources management

Caps starves

[nocturne bloom]

Dont mistake me, I was never entertained

[grave plaza]

You play for grind only

[dense crescent]

Fallout 76 was fun for like 200 hours ngl

[nocturne bloom]

It was my pandemic lockdown escape

I think total i have 5k hours on it

[grave plaza]

What you do most time in 76 world?

Public Events?

[gilded socket]

Oh i cant walk

Fuck

[somber stream]

Just press W

[nocturne bloom]

I used to do pvp, that became ass, I did a lot of camp building, got boring, then I just started doing give aways, that was the same everytime, events are cool but I only really went to them to show off my legacy strangler armor

[grave plaza]

I brought liberty prime power armor skin

Samurai, Uncle Sam patriot

[gilded socket]

I cant stand up

[delicate vapor]

uncle bao

[grave plaza]

Long time

[gilded socket]

Bed rotted too hard

[somber stream]

Want me to come over?

[nocturne bloom]

Bedmaxxing hard rn

[somber stream]

Real Gs sleep on the floor

[nocturne bloom]

I used to sleep on a bus

[gilded socket]

Nah i got it

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

I need to be carried

[somber stream]

But muh medical fees

[gilded socket]

Ive crawled before tho

[nocturne bloom]

Ok, but i slept walked to the bathroom last week

[somber stream]

These wounds, they will not heal

[nocturne bloom]

Dedication right there

[elder stone]

I do

[gilded socket]

One time my legs were so numb i crawled down the stairs to get a glass of milf

Milkf

Milk

[somber stream]

Hang on omw

[nocturne bloom]

Id love a glass of milf milk

[elder stone]

We can watch clash royale yt together

[somber stream]

Nope, cancelling my flight

[elder stone]

I meant

femboy + tomboy asmr

[gilded socket]

Theres a line

[somber stream]

It's cancelled

[elder stone]

darnnnn

[nocturne bloom]

I draw my own lines

[elder stone]

what am I gonna do with all this [Insert Licht's favorite thing]

[somber stream]

A life size Gunpla model of the Zaku-II?

[elder stone]

yep

its in my backyard

[gilded socket]

Well its my milf milk i got

Get your own

[elder stone]

Instagram and Youtube have just given me the same ASMR ad twice

[nocturne bloom]

Tempting

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

I dont want to listen to it because its just dry asmr

[nocturne bloom]

Y'all get asmr recommendations on youtube and I get random indian videos

[somber stream]

I can do ASMR recording

$20 per line

[elder stone]

Ever 4th video is just a twink being dominated on instagram and it gets a little tiring

[elder stone]

so we just coping me

alrighty

[nocturne bloom]

I woke up at 4am the other day to an indian prayer live stream

[elder stone]

They were calling for you

[nocturne bloom]

Perfectly normal

[elder stone]

They keep coming back even when I click not interested

[nocturne bloom]

You think this is a joke, but it was the first time in my life I was scared in my own home

[nocturne bloom]

Because it knows you're interested

[elder stone]

Im in your home

[elder stone]

No

[gilded socket]

Yeah get away from my milf milk

[nocturne bloom]

Opposite of scary

[elder stone]

Whimsical Joy

[nocturne bloom]

Your?

[gilded socket]

I got it

From someone

[nocturne bloom]

Lies

I know what you are

[somber stream]

My youtube always go to ForgotenWeapon whenever i let it float

[gilded socket]

What am i

[elder stone]

Licht Loosh Lamia sounds like an ancient curse

[somber stream]

Im blessed by Gun Jesus

[gilded socket]

Ian my goat

[elder stone]

Where is your US passport?

[somber stream]

I can literally become a US citizen next month should i wish

[elder stone]

You shouldnt.

I wouldnt.

[somber stream]

Yeah that's the thing, i don't want to

[elder stone]

I dont want to either.

I was forced here

Im in a holding facility

[nocturne bloom]

I hope you realize what that sounds like

[elder stone]

Like what

[gilded socket]

Where da battle sister go

[prisma cypress]

On my bed

[nocturne bloom]

Lick loose lamia

[somber stream]

I mean ig

[elder stone]

This a request...?

[gilded socket]

Heresy

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

She doesn’t even let me on her bed

[prisma cypress]

Fatshark put a sob in the game so she can just choke me

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

The sister never said they were a she though

[elder stone]

A Bister?

[somber stream]

BISTER

[gilded socket]

She told me so

[somber stream]

Oh okay

-# Bister

[prisma cypress]

Pisster

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like an urban dictionary word

[elder stone]

I love urban dictionary

[modest birch]

It's when you're a sister and your parents are first cousins and have a boy.

see also: srother

[somber stream]

Sounds like a slur, this

[nocturne bloom]

The only real dictionary

[gilded socket]

Hih

[tawdry jay]

I'm still running the math on that

[elder stone]

im trying to make music but this is too hard

[modest birch]

It may take a while, I totally didn't just make that up on the spot.

[nocturne bloom]

There's only 2 definitions on urban and neither are that so

[modest birch]

"you srothers, you're all alike"
you are right, it does sound like a slur, but not one of the good ones, more like its too regional.

[somber stream]

Imagine you're the guy naming animals and stuff
"What should we name a mixed breed between a Tiger and a Lion?"
"A Tigon or Liger, next"
"Fair, okay what about that one birl with no wings from New Zealand?"
"Kiwi."
"Why?"
"Because it look like a Kiwi"

[modest birch]

I can confirm that they taste exactly the same.

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

The blue footed booby

[modest birch]

the "daddy long legs" guy needs to go take a cold shower

[round mica]

Nz has some funny evolved animals

There like prehistoric

It's funny the difference between nz and au possums

They came over here and became savage little assholes in Australia there sweet just don't mess w them

is there any info on if there will be a zealot/vet rework

[gilded socket]

Tiny dih

[round mica]

We have confirmed there's no new classes coming for the next year so most likely

[round mica]

thx

just played zealot again after months, they have fallen so far behind ogryn/arbite

its kinda sad

It's hecking sad the state of vet and zealot

[stuck wasp]

What ?

[gilded socket]

No you aren’t playing right

[round mica]

Kerfus and other playtesters all said this

[tiny shore]

I must have bad luck, because pretty much every time i check the shop, it's always 19% health or 2/3 stam pieces and not any 17% toughness pieces

[gilded socket]

Build test in mortis trials, thank me later

[round mica]

Next year is like summer holiday in school no classes

[round mica]

Use your melk bux to roll for em

It's 250 per curio

melk is actually so goated if you forget about him then remember him when you need a specific curio

[tiny shore]

Can you get a 20% toughness one?

[round mica]

Highest toughness ypu can get is 17%

[tiny shore]

LOL

I just did that and got 16% toughness blue

thank you

[round mica]

No problem

[tiny shore]

no more 12% toughness

[marsh iris]

melk curio blindboxes lets gooo

[round mica]

this is melks soul use

[tiny shore]

is it possible to scrap old curious somehow

[round mica]

You're able to discard them for resource

[tiny shore]

Perfect

[round mica]

If there transcendent you get a little bit of everything

[marsh iris]

resource or money?

[round mica]

U got me there garut

[tiny shore]

Works for me

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

melk was designed before the mastery update, he used to give out weapons that were kinda close to meta

now he's irrelevant

I think you can roll good weapons but there never perfect

Never the stats ya want

[round mica]

yep

But good enough to get you till you can create a perfect one

i feel like the original design for weaponry was to give out NEAR perfect weapons but never quite there

it was quite a shit system

I wasn't playing when the old system was around

[round mica]

good.

I started playing just after they added in crafting

I didn't understand it for ages till I saw a YouTube video tho hahaha

[round mica]

missed out on absolutely nothing, made the gambling aspect of the game terrible and trying to actually go for a build even worse

[gilded socket]

Buh

[round mica]

I'm starving but have no appetite

Sitting here w a pizza infront of me and just feeling ill

[gilded socket]

Im bungry

Bimme bat bizza

[halcyon glen]

I received the best compliment of my life so far from a Vermintide player today

[round mica]

🅱️ ⭕

[gilded socket]

Bhy?

[elder stone]

“I have no mouth but I must scream” energy

[gilded socket]

Bou baid buo berent bungry

[autumn bear]

hi

[elder stone]

Aloha

[gilded socket]

Hello

Welcome to hell

Or welcome back

[round mica]

🅱️ ecos

[somber stream]

🅱️epsi

[restive walrus]

They should bring back the pandemic fr

[gilded socket]

Becos bhat?

[gilded socket]

Yeah i wanna die to the pox this time

[gaunt wind]

Grandpa Nurgle would have cooked up a proper plague for us

[gilded socket]

Should have

Or maybe im a perpetual

[elder stone]

Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo

[somber stream]

We can't afford another covid

[jovial pine]

sadge

[delicate vapor]

Chemical warfare WE become poxers

[somber stream]

Sorry, plague is cancelled

Not enuf money for one 💔

[elder stone]

Not if I have anything to say about it

[round mica]

Mum says we have plague at home

[elder stone]

Can you ask your mom if it’s okay if I come over? My mom says it’s okay but only if yours says yes, I want to see the new plague but my mom doesn’t want to buy it

[gilded socket]

Bed rotting

This is peak guardswoman

[delicate vapor]

get up now soldier

[round mica]

My tummy hurt

Help moi

[gilded socket]

My legs numb

[elder stone]

Ask for it to stop hurt

[round mica]

Why do my tummy get sore when I eat food that makes my tummy sore

[elder stone]

My stomach is too small I can barely eat food

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

Muh?

[somber stream]

Never escaping the allegations

[elder stone]

Oh my god

Which ones????

[somber stream]

Warm towel helps

Wait, wrong kind of ache

[delicate vapor]

🫵

[round mica]

Aw man I was just gonna try that

[somber stream]

Actually it should work as well, nvm

Yeah go ahead

[elder stone]

Which ones?????

[somber stream]

FEM🅱️OI

[round mica]

You're really just 100 rats in a man suit?

[elder stone]

200 but that’s besides the point

[elder stone]

Shut up shinji

[round mica]

Yes yes no rats here manthing

[gilded socket]

What about me

[delicate vapor]

ill see to it

[gilded socket]

Huh??

[round mica]

Instructions unclear my arms stuck in the shower vent now

[somber stream]

Aww man

I hate it when that happen

[elder stone]

just pull it out

[round mica]

Same smh

It's the reddit tube situation all over again

ITS IMPORTANT THE TUBE IS NOT DAMAGED

[somber stream]

Uhhhhh i don't want to know

[gilded socket]

I think i need a weighted blanket

Or someone to hold me still

[somber stream]

Weighted blanket helps greatly for those who has anxiety

[round mica]

Weighted Blankets are good asf just don't throw em around you when your going toilet or something

End up launching ya self into the ground

[somber stream]

I'm starting to think people in this server have mental issues

[gilded socket]

I do have anxiety about trusting people

Especially when i tell them personal details

[somber stream]

I mean

[round mica]

It's a warhammer server?

[gilded socket]

And i get all fucking death pose when i sleep

[round mica]

Everyone here is some sort o mental

[somber stream]

Always thought this server is all about cats and pets tbh

Btw here:
#pet-tide message

[round mica]

People literally role play as imperium you can't tell me that's normal

[gilded socket]

Yeah well we aint no kasrkin

[somber stream]

Obviously not, that's ridiculous

I'm from Armageddon

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Im from…

Well i don’t remember

[round mica]

I come from a land down under 🗣️

[ripe tangle]

you don't remember from which world you hail?

[somber stream]

Shell-shocked most likely, poor sod

[gilded socket]

Luciaaaaa

[ripe tangle]

yes?

[gilded socket]

I only remember the guard and the wars…

[gilded socket]

Hiiii

[ripe tangle]

well, where is your regiment from?

[jaunty path]

I come from planet Mexico

[round mica]

Imagine the amount of trauma to cause this in someone jeeez

[halcyon glen]

WASSSAPPPP

Where is your leader?

[ripe tangle]

yes, hello.

[jaunty path]

Cadians don't know the first thing about hardship.

[round mica]

Lol

[somber stream]

You'd be surprised to know how common this is

Esp when facing Orks

[ripe tangle]

The Abbess is in the Grand Abbey currently.

[somber stream]

Frakking magic boolets

[round mica]

Ww1 was pretty bad for that

[gilded socket]

We were based from…Atoma ma’am

[halcyon glen]

What’s that

[jaunty path]

How severe are Sisters of Battle Casualities

[halcyon glen]

Your leader is advancedlamb

[ripe tangle]

So, I take it you're a Moebian?

[halcyon glen]

Comvertethed into cutlets yet?

[round mica]

The gaurd is mainly cadian isn't it tho?

[ripe tangle]

depends on the Engagement, generally speaking they can get very high.

[round mica]

They weren't all on cadia

[jaunty path]

Because I imagine it's very high, as the punishment is being interred into a torture machine forever.

[gilded socket]

I think so, i just know we are the Moebian 153rd Armoured Regiment know as the “Steel Crawlers”

[gilded socket]

Every planet, every system has a guarf

[jaunty path]

Cowardly Sisters being motivated to keep fighting, knowing that'll happen to them.

[spare lynx]

guarf

[somber stream]

Who told you this

Was it a Cadian?

[jaunty path]

SoB's have two options, Die, or be in pain forever

[gilded socket]

You dont test the patience of a sister of the oder of the bloody rose

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[round mica]

I know that but heaps of them are still void born and what not

[gilded socket]

She’ll rend you in half for less

[gilded socket]

No

Cadia is gone

[round mica]

No lol

Cadians are still around

[jaunty path]

Smarter Option is dead and with the emperor

[gilded socket]

The planet cadia

[ripe tangle]

There is no cowardice, to sacrifice one's self in service to the Emperor, to achieve Martyrdom is an Honour to us.

[somber stream]

The guard is made up of Billions of soldier from all over the Imperium of Man, all with their own uniform, gears and regulation. Cadia is just one of the many

[gilded socket]

There is a untold amount of active duty

[somber stream]

But they're one of the more famous ones

[round mica]

Yeah but apparantly cadia makes a large number of that amount up

[gilded socket]

Fucking Cadians…

[gilded socket]

No they dont

[somber stream]

Nope

They're like, poster boys

[ripe tangle]

Cadians are actually lore wise just famous for what happened

[somber stream]

You see them everywhere

[gilded socket]

Again, no true number

[ripe tangle]

every world and sector has a Guard unit, each Guard unit wears unique uniforms and has somewhat unique equipment

[round mica]

The ship fleets and what not is what I mean there everywhere

[gilded socket]

Hows about you read some ‘guard books yeah? Then get a opinion on it

[round mica]

🅱️ o

[gilded socket]

For some reason we moebians have a stockpile of cadian gear

[ripe tangle]

Cadians do have a new world called "New Cadia" and they still send soldiers everywhere via tithes, but so does everyone else

[jaunty path]

Do you use Standard issue Bolters or Light weight ones? Always been confused about that, Since ya armor provides additional strength, but I'm not sure if thats enough to withstand the recoil of a Bolter Shot.

[somber stream]

Valhallan, Elysian Drop shock trooper, Steel Legion (most based), Kriegers, Catachans, Mordian Iron Guard, Praetorians etc...

[ripe tangle]

We have our own variants of every weapon that makes up the Holy Trinity.

[gilded socket]

Lucia can i borrow your chest plate to weight me down so i can sleep?

[somber stream]

There are great many variety of guard regiment, you should read about them

[gilded socket]

Dont forget us

[ripe tangle]

Blessed are we to be bestowed weapons capable of defeating those who wish to destroy us.

[somber stream]

Who?

[round mica]

I know lol I'm saying the cadians still make up a large part of the gaurd

[gilded socket]

The Moebians

[somber stream]

...Who?

[gilded socket]

Wrong

[ripe tangle]

Cadians really don't though

[jaunty path]

So Light Weight

[gilded socket]

The Moebian guard

[ripe tangle]

they're a tiny splinter compared to the whole of the Astra Militarum

[jaunty path]

Lucia what is your opinion on Korpsmen

[round mica]

If there so common every where then I mean?

[ripe tangle]

Astra Militarum as a whole is unimaginably large in number

[somber stream]

Ik im just messing with ye, Moebian is a recent thing. Also lore-wise they're backwater so they're not as famous

[gilded socket]

Lucccciiiiaaaaaa gimme your chestplate so i can sleep

Im so tiredd

[somber stream]

Moebians

[jaunty path]

Sleeping on cold metal is not ideal.

[gilded socket]

No it needs to weight me down

[ripe tangle]

Faithful servants of the Imperial Cult, giving their lives in service to Man, this is admirable, I pray for their souls when they fall, I commend their efforts when they succeed.

The Emperor Protects.

[jaunty path]

Probably never since the Emperor is sleeping

Maybe he'll collapse into a singularity and eat the Imperium as a final fuck you to everyone who disobeyed him.

[ripe tangle]

The Soul of Mankind's Master never sleeps, his influence is ever reaching to every crevice of the Galaxy.

[gilded socket]

I always serve well and true

[somber stream]

This is the most diplomatic respond, probably ever to be made about Krieggers

[jaunty path]

When is he gonna get out of his recliner then.

[jaunty path]

OH NO

NOOOOO THAT DOUBLE G

[ripe tangle]

XD

[somber stream]

Yeah i gave them 2

That's how much i adore them

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

Cadian regiments are often used as benchmark for other regiments due to their rep for discipline, strategic thinking and use of combined arms tactics and the training is often emulated by other regiments

[gilded socket]

There are even more disciplined

[ripe tangle]

I quite like the Mordians.

[jaunty path]

Personally I enjoy the fact korpsmen are born and bred to be expendable.

[gilded socket]

Ever see the kriegers

Thats discipline

Withba maccabre fatalist twist

[gilded socket]

Reminds me of my uncle

Oh i already told you that

[spark plume]

Garn servo, hanging for some winnie blues and a slab of VB but an ambo cut me off this arvo and I lost one of my thongs, I'd get some bikkies but Woolies is chockers and I've been flat out all day, and don't get me started on how many times I've used the dunny. I cracked onto someone at the gym but she spit the dummy, but I think she was a bit of a bogan so she'll be right. I'm also deadset sick of these hoons. These blokes are far too stoked to show off their fartbox utes

[jaunty path]

Wish further would be done with their biology to make them more ideal for battle. But the Departmento Munitorium is about quantity.

[ripe tangle]

ye

[gilded socket]

I forgrt

[spark plume]

I wonder if any non Australians can understand Australian

[somber stream]

Depressed fanatical bunch is what i'd use to describe them

[round mica]

More chance of learning Aramaic

[ripe tangle]

I've never had a problem understanding ya'll

[spark plume]

Okay, what am I saying here @ripe tangle

[gilded socket]

I can

[jaunty path]

I think the emperor is a Lesbian

[gilded socket]

Im not the emperor

[jaunty path]

Gay

[gilded socket]

Totally not

[jaunty path]

Gay.

[gilded socket]

Totally not the emprah

[jaunty path]

Gay..

[gilded socket]

Me? No way!

[ripe tangle]

I'm going to the Gas Station because I want Winnie Blues (cigarettes) and some VB (beer) but the ambulance cut me off and I lost one of my shoes, I'd get some cookies/biscuits from Woolworths and

hold on I hit enter by mistake

[somber stream]

Oh god

[jaunty path]

I'm tossing you buddy.

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

She can actually understand them, or did you use a translator

[ripe tangle]

no, I can actually understand them

[jaunty path]

Lucia are you an australian

[ripe tangle]

no

American

[spark plume]

A true blue Aussie

[jaunty path]

Gross(same)

[gilded socket]

Strong woman….

[jaunty path]

How do you know the cigar brand

[ripe tangle]

I used to live with an Aussie though as a roomie

[jaunty path]

Oh.

Thats cheating

[round mica]

You're going gas station , craving a pack of smokes and a thing of beers you lost a Jandal,you want some Biscuits from Woolworth but it's packed and ya tired and had the shits all day you nearly got w someone at the gym but it went sideways she's not to posh so it doesn't matter you're sick of seeing people do skids in there ford utes

[ripe tangle]

utes btw is a utility vehicle or a truck

[spark plume]

Another true blue Aussie

[jaunty path]

I wish my VGA adaptor would come sooner.

[somber stream]

Normally i'd ask
"Do you speak English?"

[jaunty path]

I want to use my 4:3 monitor so bad.

[round mica]

Utes are Australian invention btw

[ripe tangle]

I'd love to go to Australia one day

it's on my list

[gilded socket]

Im gonna sleep with lucia

[spark plume]

https://tenor.com/view/hsv-maloo-gts-drift-drifting-driving-hsv-gif-27205875

[jaunty path]

How many Spiders do you see on the regular

[spark plume]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-hilux-hilux-gif-24871853

[gilded socket]

My chainsword

[spark plume]

Oh no embed

Right

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-no-embed-perms-no-image-perms-0bobux-gif-19567942

[ripe tangle]

are there any Guard Regiments based on Aussies or ANZACs?

there ought to be

[somber stream]

Catachan

Is what i think

[spark plume]

Probably one every day bare minimum

[round mica]

I'm in nz at the moment

[halcyon glen]

Hello my nasa and emea friends

[spark plume]

There should be but there aren't

[halcyon glen]

And apac for you

[gilded socket]

What would be a nickname for moebians?

[jaunty path]

Biggest spider youve seen?

[spark plume]

Moobs

[ripe tangle]

Mobies

[jaunty path]

Morb.

[ripe tangle]

like Moby Dick

[spark plume]

You could ask the Australian right here

[halcyon glen]

Hello emea darktiders

[round mica]

Anzacs are the best regiment it was a Patton or rommel who said if he wanted to take the world he would have the aussies attack and the kiwis defend

[jaunty path]

Tell meh

[spark plume]

You're right

[gilded socket]

Im a Mobie

[spark plume]

About as big as my hand spread out

[ripe tangle]

iirc I think that was Rommel?

[jaunty path]

Ah.

[halcyon glen]

Take me to your leader

[spark plume]

The big ones aren't dangerous

[round mica]

Nz spiders are pretty harmless we get these kinda big snail eating ones but yeah nothing compared to aussie spideys

[spark plume]

Women being obsessed with size

[ripe tangle]

also, not enough credit is given to the ANZACs for how much they contributed to both North Africa and the Pacific campaigns tbh

[halcyon glen]

Bring me the disco king

[jaunty path]

Fym snai- yeah Thats standard.

Spiders are wild creatures

[round mica]

The maori battalion had the Germans fkn pissing there pants

[spark plume]

And dying at Gallipoli

[round mica]

We used to steal there vehicles and come ip to them like we were on there side

[ripe tangle]

that was a tragedy, the evacuation was impressive though

[gilded socket]

You guys will NEVER find me fast asleep cuddling my chainsword

NOT happening

[jaunty path]

It sucks having a fear of spiders as someone who finds spiders real interesting

[spark plume]

Lotta people got seriously pissed off at our government

[somber stream]

You're an Aussie?

[spark plume]

ANZAC day and a bunch of people went to a shrine for the morning service during covid lockdowns, got pepper sprayed by police

[round mica]

Yes , but been in nz since 2

I'm applying for dual citenship

[somber stream]

Ah, i see. Cooler there for sure

[ripe tangle]

wtf!?!

[spark plume]

cooler in NZ
Only in a literal sense

[worn halo]

I would piss my pants seeing a militia of Maori warriors ... no doubt.

[ripe tangle]

that's a bit fuckin overkill, isn't it?

[spark plume]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Yes i mean literal

[round mica]

I remember hearing about that

Nz is so expensive tho

[marsh iris]

thats not how you cure covid

[worn halo]

My rugby team does haka every game 😄 love it

[spark plume]

That's why I have no sympathy for that reporter who got shot with a rubber bullet at that recent US protest, she supported the police cracking down on protests and gatherings here during the lockdowns

Now you know what it's like sweetie

[ripe tangle]

all I remember a lot from Australia at the time were the wildfires, and ScoMo fucking off far away while the country was in crisis...

[spark plume]

More expensive than Aus with worse wages is the main reason so many Kiwis move here and barely any Aussies move to NZ

[worn halo]

Nothing like gettin smashed tween two 250 lb Maori guys playing backfield rugby. I'm 220 .... but dayam ... I've never been hit that hard.

[spark plume]

Bushfires are bad like every 5 years

[round mica]

Aussie kinda caused the la fires when they sold them there gim trees haha

[gilded socket]

I see, an ogryn

[ripe tangle]

and how the world still got together to help, and how locals were rescuing koalas, putting themselves and their property at risk

[round mica]

Gumtrees reproduce by being burnt down

[worn halo]

Literally

[spark plume]

Idk if I'd compare Maoris to ogryn

[worn halo]

He was going for size comparison I think ... that would be a compliment.

But better tatts

[spark plume]

Maoris are either giants or the scrawniest manlets to exist

No in between

[worn halo]

Struth

[gilded socket]

A compliment on size snd strength

[round mica]

There big sweethearts at heart too lol

[worn halo]

[spark plume]

I'm just sick of everything getting worse, boss

[somber stream]

Biggest bloke i've ever met is a Dane, a bit over 2 meters tall

[ripe tangle]

same...

[spark plume]

Housing prices go up because we keep importing people to do cheap labour and keep the price of housing up

Wages stagnating

Supermarkets ripping us off

[ripe tangle]

JFC

[spark plume]

Etc

[worn halo]

I'd be more afraid of the nz womens rugby team than the mens. They are f'n insane

[spark plume]

Muscular women

[somber stream]

Jesus Fried Chicken?

[ripe tangle]

I'm uhhhh 1.65 m or 5'5

[worn halo]

Catching and throwing eatchother mid catch and throw ... its amazing to watch

[ripe tangle]

yeah -_-

[spark plume]

Short

[round mica]

Alot of them are bloody gorgeous too

[somber stream]

Adorb

[worn halo]

Dooooood .... Right ?!?

[round mica]

For woman's rugby anyway

[ripe tangle]

okay, well how tall are you?

[spark plume]

5'11

Just 1" short

[amber delta]

[gilded socket]

I just want to have a life and a job i can live off of

[ripe tangle]

yeah you're still taller than me anyway

[worn halo]

5'11" gets the 6' round up rule. Yer safe

[somber stream]

Average acceptable height for male to be considered human is 1m8

[ripe tangle]

live is just getting more and more ridiculous by the day tbh

[spark plume]

I'm also barrel chested as fuck

[round mica]

I'm only like 170 something cm

[worn halo]

Get gud boots 😛

[spark plume]

Like you know how some people still look really thick even when their ribs are sticking out

[somber stream]

According to the internet anyway

[spark plume]

I am just thickly built

But I am fat atm

[worn halo]

You should come play highland games with me

[spark plume]

But even when I lose weight I would have no hope of being a femboy

[gilded socket]

Im deciding on just becoming a assassin or a hitman

[ripe tangle]

sell drugs like the rest of us!

[worn halo]

Caber toss is great fun

[somber stream]

Fellow standard Elden Ring character height

[spark plume]

Platforms

[ripe tangle]

you dont have to kill people

how tall is Maxine?

[worn halo]

Only if they look like the ones from rocky horror

[keen crystal]

hol up, shop reset today, right ?

[somber stream]

Yes

[gilded socket]

I have came to the conclusion the only way to stop billionaires from fucking us all is by shooting them until their privileged families all because afraid of their own wealth

[round mica]

Is this asian standard

Am I normal height in Asia

[spark plume]

[somber stream]

Elden Ring character is exactly 1.7m

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-keanu-we-have-a-city-to-burn-handsome-shades-off-gif-16336796

[round mica]

Oh

[somber stream]

As am i lol

[spark plume]

Asians make me feel like giants

[ripe tangle]

I'm half Asian

[spark plume]

When I was in Bali last year I literally couldn't lose my brother in a crowd, we saw each other over everyone else's heads

[ripe tangle]

my mom is like 4'10

or 1.47m

[worn halo]

Wanna have the greatest vacay of your life ? be a big guy of any color over 5'10" in Japan .... so fun 😄

[somber stream]

Wow

[spark plume]

My sister's that height too but not Asian

[spark plume]

Literally any Asian country

[round mica]

It's crazy how depending on location how your people are gonna be different

[worn halo]

It was so fun lol ... I wanted to stay but you have no chance being a big nordic ginger getting into sumo right now lol

[fallen tree]

6'2, shortest of my brothers. going to japan was crazy, couldnt fit thru any door we stayed at

[ripe tangle]

diet and ethnicity are also variables

[spark plume]

They also don't accept many permanent residents from other countries because they're both very isolationist and a bit lacist

[somber stream]

I inherit most of my traits from my mother, black hair and slightly average height. Got father's silvers though

[worn halo]

Exactly

[gilded socket]

Im 5’7 and im the tallest in my family

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Germany, everyone was taller than me lol

[spark plume]

I'm going back to Bali this year and there's a girl I met/spent two nights with last year, and we're gonna hang out again

Gonna sit in the pool with a frozen margarita

[somber stream]

Yeah average height here is 1.75 for males

[ripe tangle]

sounds like a lot of fun, Hugh

[somber stream]

Girls can go as low as 1.45, however

[ripe tangle]

hope you really enjoy yourself

[spark plume]

It is, I went whitewater rafting last time and also rode an ATV through a cave/waterfall/forest

[marsh iris]

pocket girls

[spark plume]

And a bunch of other things

The only bad thing about it was being bitten by a monkey

[somber stream]

Cute size

[spark plume]

$1000 for 4 rabies shots

[ripe tangle]

yikes

rabies shots hurt too

[worn halo]

Takanoyama Shuntarō was fun to watch 😄

[marsh iris]

just wait it out

[spark plume]

I didn't find them bad tbh

[gilded socket]

5’7

[spark plume]

But I have had multiple surgeries

[marsh iris]

tall girl

[round mica]

Pretty sure it's pretty serious being bit by monkey

[gilded socket]

Im tall?

[somber stream]

Marry a local, simple as

[round mica]

Like can be dangerous as

[spark plume]

I mean yeah, we don't have rabies in Australia but they sure do in Bali

So I needed rabies shots

[gilded socket]

How tall are you? @ripe tangle

[marsh iris]

im joking

[spark plume]

I'm tempted to do that with the girl in Bali, she wants to marry me

[ripe tangle]

irl? 1.65 m or 5'5

[round mica]

Ah I am a fool

[spark plume]

But I wanna get to know her better

[somber stream]

Uh yeah

Better live together for a year or two

[spark plume]

Yeah but that would require me either bringing her here or me living in Bali for a year

[gilded socket]

Wow, im taller

[spark plume]

She's older than me too. Not by much

She's 34 and I'm 30

And she has a catering business

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck im hanging out with corpses

[somber stream]

If you do remote, doesn't sound bad

[spark plume]

Dw you'll get there soon

[somber stream]

It's always great to know your partner before committing further

[spark plume]

True and real

[ripe tangle]

30 isn't old though smh

[gilded socket]

Im 16

[spark plume]

When I was 12 I thought 16 year olds were old

[gilded socket]

NOPE NOT 26

[spark plume]

Young people's version of old is "older than me"

[ripe tangle]

which means you'll be 30 in 4 years

[gilded socket]

Im not 26,, typo

[marsh iris]

corpse mode

[ripe tangle]

and if you're 16 I'm going to stop talking to you as I refuse to flirt with a minor

[somber stream]

As you reach your late 20s, age gap became much less important

[round mica]

One day we will be the confused old people who don't understand things

[spark plume]

Chris Hansen wants you to take a seat over here

[round mica]

Back in my day trump and Elon musk

Oh man

[spark plume]

But yeah it's weird with discords

I just assume everyone is an adult

[round mica]

Gonna have fun w those ones

[spark plume]

And I do wish this server was age restricted

[somber stream]

It's ranging from 18 to 30 here

[ripe tangle]

I'm genuinely exhausted hearing about whatever the other fuck thing he's doing THIS TIME

[gilded socket]

I jest i jest

[somber stream]

I've seen a few 40s

[ripe tangle]

everytime I look at news he's pulling some shit

and I'm so tired.

[spark plume]

I'm sick of hearing about politics in general

[gilded socket]

There was a dad that was like born in ‘66

[spark plume]

Especially living in Australia

[ripe tangle]

so so fucking tired

[marsh iris]

they are pulling each other's shit

[gilded socket]

Its always something that would most definitely be in a satire news article

[somber stream]

My trusted news source is Onion News

[gilded socket]

THE ONION MY GOAT

[marsh iris]

i swear onions have been predicting the future most of the time

[gilded socket]

The sinpson

[round mica]

It's always something 🙄

[somber stream]

Life is a circus, and i'm the clown

[ripe tangle]

I live currently in a State that's basically having Biblical floods, and Trump's response was to go play Golf while the Governor fucked off to Greece, and there are locals PRAYING TO TRUMP for fucking rescue,

[somber stream]

Of course a satire news site would predict the future

[ripe tangle]

this is the weird ass reality I live in irl

[spark plume]

You know it's amazing how enjoyable life is when you just stop paying attention to the news

[round mica]

It's all propaganda anyway

[somber stream]

Exactly, turn brain off

[gilded socket]

My state is fucked by the mormons that fester here

[somber stream]

FOR TEH EMPERRORRR

[ripe tangle]

Utah?

[spark plume]

More like, news and its dissemination of rage bait articles through social media is explicitly designed for distraction and demoralisation

[ripe tangle]

Idaho?

Arizona?

[marsh iris]

fox news is satirical right

[gilded socket]

Yes…

I hate it here

[ripe tangle]

Utah.

[gilded socket]

It’s becoming more diverse

But holy fuck

[ripe tangle]

I've never been to Utah

[somber stream]

You need advance knowledge and analytical skills to read a news article these day and understand what kind of B.S are they sprouting this time

[gilded socket]

Dont come, You’re missing out on nothing

[spark plume]

I am content to never visit the US, no offence to any Americans here. It's the most third world first world country that exists

[round mica]

If you check other news from other places you see it plain as day

[spark plume]

Or the motivation behind the article given the majority of media publications are all owned by the same group of billionaires pushing the agenda they want to push

[gilded socket]

Infact i say this to you all

IF AT ANYPOINT YOU ARE TRAVELING ACROSS AMERICA, AVOID UTAH

[somber stream]

Suddenly pride isn't celebrated anymore

[halcyon pebble]

im interested now

[gilded socket]

UTAH IS NOT A REAL STATE

[ripe tangle]

that's fine, I hope you don't mind me still wanting to go down south

and visiting Australia

[somber stream]

Reason: It doesn't make as much money as it did

[marsh iris]

not planning to go to the US at all

[round mica]

Yeah tbh screw that place

[gilded socket]

Please dont come, its not good here

Im trying to leave

[round mica]

No offense to anyone from there

[spark plume]

Because corporations literally never gave a fuck about it, it was just a completely effortless way to garner support. Apparent anti-establishment people suddenly soyjakking and cheering because big corpo put a rainbow flag up

People are so dumb

[somber stream]

I haven't touch the TV for years

[elder stone]

Way better than my old home

[round mica]

Where is old home?

[gilded socket]

Some companies actually did support before it became a way to drive up sales

[elder stone]

Kyiv

[spark plume]

Not the majority, and look at how few do it now that the optics have shifted

[gilded socket]

Like subaru surprisingly enough

[spark plume]

It's just an effortless way to garner support

Slap a rainbow on something

People go

[gilded socket]

Alright slow down

[round mica]

I feel like kyiv has a better culture tho i don't know but am assuming

[somber stream]

Yeah nah, Jaguar is killing it with their rebrand

Themselves

[elder stone]

Depends on the spot, most of the city is old commie blocs, used to be corrupt police everywhere too

Still is but it’s not as corrupt

[ripe tangle]

I know a girl who moved here rom Kyiv, she's a refugee who came in 2022

she's nice, an artsy type tho

[spark plume]

I have seen so many people who say "eat the rich" and then soyface when Blizzard adds a pride flag emblem to Overwatch

[round mica]

Yeah communism is really not good I bet you get angry af when you see college students say it's good

[somber stream]

Best to just

Keep political stuff off games

[spark plume]

Based

[elder stone]

I get tilted when people say these US isn’t good

[spark plume]

Inb4 the "all art is political" crowd

[somber stream]

We're playing to escape, not to head straight to another shitshow

[gilded socket]

Ooo, does she draw or do other?

[ripe tangle]

I kinda think Poland is based for hating both Fascism and Communism and not trying to choose between the fucking two

Czechia too

[round mica]

There's so many nicer places

[gilded socket]

This is the most 4 chan thing I’ve ever seen

[spark plume]

Actually real and true. People so brainrotted they need to be reminded of modern day politics in their escapism are beyond help

[gilded socket]

And i used to use 4 chan

[elder stone]

No not really

[rustic escarp]

how are those two things mutually exclusive

[round mica]

Come to the pacific

[somber stream]

But muh social justice

[round mica]

It's paradise

[elder stone]

Ehhh

[spark plume]

-complain about corporations
-cheer corporations when they insert an effortless hollow way to support lgbt people

[rustic escarp]

representation from corporations is a canary in the coal mine

[amber delta]

hello chat have we all decided to break rule 11 this fine day?

[rustic escarp]

if the soulless suits think they can make money off queer people, it means things are going well for them

[spark plume]

It's just another effort from them to drive more sales it's just pandering

[gilded socket]

I ain’t saying shit

[rustic escarp]

yeah no shit of course an overwatch pride flag isn't actually helping anyone

[gilded socket]

Matter of fact im mute

And blind

And deaf

[rustic escarp]

but it being there means things are going ok

[ripe tangle]

I still like the US tbh, there's a lot here I currently hate, and the current administration is an affront to all that I do love about this country, but I can't say I hate the US... that implies saying I hate the land I grew up in and all it's people, and my family and friends and life...

[elder stone]

It’s not just communism, it’s been hella corrupt and poor, even after that era

Genuinely dreadful place to live

[round mica]

Eastern Europe things

[ripe tangle]

I do hope my viewpoint isn't like, cringe or whatever

[gilded socket]

Its more of a “i hate what it has become but i still livehere”

[spark plume]

I dislike the US because your political parties have been corrupted by corporate interests and lobbying groups, and companies like Amazon get away with paying people less than a liveable wage to the point they need food stamps (lol govt subsidising Amazon), and you have the lowest life expectancy of any developed nation

[rustic escarp]

you can want to love what america could or should be

[elder stone]

People use politics to generalize an entire region

[thick fog]

Idk about you all but I think we need to accept and love everyone life choices and styles without being upset by the existence alone

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

[round mica]

I just know you don't do well in America unless your rich

[gilded socket]

I love utah, its a very diverse and beautiful landscape, but the way things are ran down here is what makes me not like it

[round mica]

There's no American dream

[rustic escarp]

the mods are watching us with their finger on the exterminatus button i know it

[spark plume]

I think there's a difference between saying "I don't personally like x" and saying "you shouldn't be allowed to do x"

[elder stone]

Not really true, was dirt poor and was still getting through quite well