general-chat

[round mica]

[elder stone]

Watched a zealot two tap a pogryn

[broken brook]

I cant say which class is good or not

But when I play vet I dont feel super powerfull

[elder stone]

Veteran is weak

[broken brook]

especially compared to arb and zealot

like ffs I just want to turn people into soup with a plasma gun

lemme do that

[round mica]

you can as vet

[clear cliff]

Do grimoires block the untouchable penance? Got the vet one but not that

[broken brook]

I can

but it doesnt feel as good as it should

[round mica]

vet OP

no we wait for the people to say he isn’t

now*

give it a few minutes

[stoic dune]

REGARDING CRASHING after the arbiter update, i've not crashed for many hours after i updated drivers, not done any bios-ing still though.

[steady flare]

tbf Vet does have some things that are really really poorly balanced

[stoic dune]

seems like it was never the mods...

[steady flare]

Shredders are the obvious big one

And VoC

[somber pier]

player requests to join havoc party
look inside
"A player is ineligible to participate in Havoc assignments"

[broken brook]

lmao

[vestal mantle]

So today I went from bonk to dualing sword and man the weapon is fun

[visual vapor]

why do party members not spawn on the same ship anymore after missions

[vestal mantle]

Then to deal with hordes, good ole flamethrower

Tried shotty but the flamethrower did better

:/

[steep patrol]

-completed havoc 29. Nice
-Trying havoc 30
-getting swarmed by 6 bosses (2 captains and 4 general monsters, not weakeaned) not even a minute into the mission
-lose
-no biggie, try again
-same situation repeats two more times

Yeah I think havoc 30+ ain't for me

[broken brook]

since the arbites shotgun has been out every other shotty feels like garbo to me

[broken brook]

my dumbass never got past 24

[orchid skiff]

you try shotpistol?

[vestal mantle]

I have the arbites class but I see no point making one

[broken brook]

yeah its cool

[vestal mantle]

Everyone and their stepdad's mistress has one

[elder stone]

Arbites double shield is peak gaming

[broken brook]

but I already use the shield and maul so it feels weird having another shield weapon

[broken brook]

uhhh fun?

[broken brook]

like its a really fun class to play

[vestal mantle]

Im sure it is but I kinda miss more spread out groups

[broken brook]

yeah

[orchid skiff]

not if you decide that it's the same shield and you're NOT pulling a second out of your ass

[broken brook]

ok but the shields dont act the same

[vestal mantle]

Like my favorite game today was zealot, two psykers, and an ogryn

And my zealot is gonna teach the ogryn how to read maybe

[azure raptor]

does anyone have worse framemates than before the patch

[elder stone]

I had some small buffers occasionally

[orchid skiff]

same

[elder stone]

Twins

[orchid skiff]

the coffin of rewdy and loosh

[elder stone]

I get the reference

hahahahahahahhaweuhfguiewahbgiuaewr

[cold sedge]

yeah its buns

idk how to fix this its really irking me

[azure raptor]

ok nice im glad im not alone

cus this is wild

my poor 2060 is struggling in places it simply did not

[elder stone]

Its just a server issue

[azure raptor]

wat

[elder stone]

Fatshark servers are suffering

they need to fix it

[elder stone]

Ado

[azure raptor]

how is that affecting fps

[elder stone]

idk but it probably is

[tawny grail]

lmao

[orchid skiff]

if loosh says it then it must be true

[azure raptor]

real

[tawny grail]

[elder stone]

Thanks varlet

[tawny grail]

Usually it's something goofy like ray tracing or FSR frame gen getting toggled on

[cold sedge]

i dont really care what it is, how do we fix it

bc this is ass

[orchid skiff]

hold on

I just googled the meaning of varlet

[elder stone]

send fatshark a fat wad of cash

[tawny grail]

What kind of frame rate were you getting before vs now

[devout wraith]

Who the hell is the lex anyway?

[cold sedge]

[orchid skiff]

I am the lex

[elder stone]

Its latin for Law

[thick coyote]

Don't know
Never met him

[round mica]

gta 6 size on xbox has been revealed to be 328 MB

[elder stone]

Its gonna be 500 gb on pc

[round mica]

2 terabytes actually

[elder stone]

R* can just shoot me dead and leave my body behind the mcdonalds down the street

[round mica]

i can do that

for free too

[elder stone]

Awesome sauce

[round mica]

how did you know my college nickname?

[nocturne bloom]

Skyrim takes up 1tb on my pc

[round mica]

[elder stone]

Im cool like that

[gilded socket]

Woof

[elder stone]

meow

[nocturne bloom]

I cant play skyrim without my 8k garlic

[elder stone]

I cant play skyrim....my mommy says its too violent for me

unless I can play on your console

[round mica]

i wish i could eat an entire bucket full of fried chicken skin

[nocturne bloom]

I have to go home everyday to my 3BA wife

[azure raptor]

does anyone here have a shitty pre-40 series nvidia card and uses frame gen

trying ot figure out how to play the videogame

[gilded socket]

I want a 10 gallon bucket full of Pho with meatballs

[nocturne bloom]

Balls mentioned

[elder stone]

cloudy with a chance of meat

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

mistah white

mistah white me must coookkk mistah hwhitee

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

phoballs

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Vietnamese meatballs so good ill fuck the ethnicity out of the old lady i get pho from

[round mica]

spoken like a true colonizer

[nocturne bloom]

COLONIZATION

[gilded socket]

I mean it respectfully

[elder stone]

INDUSTRIALISATION

[stoic dune]

Falafel > Vietnamese meatballs

[primal jackal]

When the falafel guy call me bossman >>>>

[gilded socket]

You are wrong, Vietnamese food is better

[primal jackal]

Two different kinds of food they both taste fire

Bun Bo hue tho

[gilded socket]

Is that char in your pfp?

[stoic dune]

why is the arbiter gun a ''shotgun'', it's just a sniper with 10 bullets

honest naming schemes please

shot-sniper

[gilded socket]

Thats what the arbie shotgun is in lore

[stoic dune]

oh

what is the gun actually called

[gilded socket]

What the arbie shotgun is called

Thats its name

[broken brook]

Persecutor combat shotgun

at least according to the very unreliable fandom wiki

[gilded socket]

Executor no?

[blissful stone]

is it cosmetic reset day?

[elder stone]

Tomorrow

[blissful stone]

ah so some time today (its thursday here)

[green beacon]

i just ate and now im hungry again

smh

[orchid skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaLI2A5CklU

[spark plume]

people in darktide community who know nothing about 40k say a plague marine boss would be too strong lore wise to add
I bring up how we fight beasts of nurgle to them
"it's just one demon bro it's not the same"
beast of nurgle in the lore makes your skin fall off if you're within 10 metres of it, turns you to goo if it even brushes against you

[inland mantle]

Maybe in like 9 hours give or take it tends to update for me atleast at 6am and it's 9pm atm

[green beacon]

arent the ones we fight like newly born or smth

[elder stone]

Gurgle Nurgle

[blissful stone]

true, i just started darktide and currently trying to get everyone to 30 so, a bit of drip would be nice

[spark plume]

Daemons aren't born, that's why the traitor legions in the horus heresy refer to them as the neverborn

[blissful stone]

so far i like vet, ogryn and arb

[exotic bramble]

So I am on Xbox. And my 13 year old son just came down and was confused that he "received 4000 diamintine for completing a special event"

He is just as confused as I am. What is a special event? And how do we know when they appear? And how do we access them? How do we know what the rewards for completing these special events are?

[elder stone]

Zealot is peak

[blissful stone]

i have yet to level zealot, but i might just end up liking everyone

[spark plume]

I'd say hit tab but I dunno what the button is on console

[gilded socket]

Oh

Thats

[blissful stone]

Grenade vet is funny

[gilded socket]

Oh

[exotic bramble]

What does the tab button do on pc? Maybe I can replicate it on the Xbox

[spark plume]

There should be some button you can hit while on the ship where it shows the special event in a tab on the right hand side of the screen

[spark plume]

Just try pressing random buttons while you're on the Mourningstar

[elder stone]

It opens up a UI on your screen that shows things like bookmarked penances, event progression, etc

Occasionally the devs put in a special event that gives a specific reward

[gilded socket]

Xbox?

[exotic bramble]

I am literally going to try every advice everybody is giving me right now
I'm not exaggerating

[exotic bramble]

Yes sir. Xbox

[spark plume]

Yeah I missed the skulls event and I'm pissed because I have a severe diamantine shortage

[gilded socket]

Press the button with a box in a box and press X until you see the event tab (not a sah)

[ripe tangle]

Good Morning or Evening or whatever time it is on Tertium, Loyalists.

[gilded socket]

Hiii luciaaa

[exotic bramble]

Maam. My mistake. I only have one eyeball. Hard to see small fonts sometimes

[gilded socket]

I see, hopefully my advice helps

[spark plume]

This dude's confirmed 59 years old

[ripe tangle]

Sing hymns in the name of the God Emperor, praise be and rejoice in the slaughter of the profane!

[nocturne bloom]

im only loyal to snake girls

[ripe tangle]

Greetings!

[gilded socket]

Burn the heretics

[spark plume]

Boomers cannot help but put their date of birth in their username

[elder stone]

Hello Sister

[gilded socket]

Hiiiii

[ripe tangle]

Loosh, you changed your pfp.

[elder stone]

Asuka supremacy

[spark plume]

Are you a veteran or did you play with a bb gun as a kid?

[ripe tangle]

who the fuck puts their birthday on anything!?!

[spark plume]

People who have the last two digits of their year of birth in their username

[nocturne bloom]

i like the alcoholic cougar

[gilded socket]

Now now lets be nice

[gilded socket]

Thats misato

[elder stone]

alcoholism is bestism

[spark plume]

I'm not being nice?

[nocturne bloom]

she can beat me

[gilded socket]

Lucia is being a bit mean

[ripe tangle]

Join me in libations of Amasec!

[elder stone]

For the Emperor!

[spark plume]

I don't think that's being mean, I think that's genuinely being bamboozled

[ripe tangle]

I'm not mean nor am I nice, I simply do my job as an instrument of the God Emperor.

[spark plume]

I'm more of a lho guy

[gilded socket]

Apologies sister

[acoustic nacelle]

I enjoyed the arbites too much and Nurgle smote me 🥲

[spark plume]

Btw can we all agree that arbites are kinda busto atm? Like I'm not complaining but holy shit they're easy compared to other classes

[exotic bramble]

Law enforcement
Well, ex LE. Smith & Wesson MP40 round to the left side of my face

[nocturne bloom]

death? as arb??

[spark plume]

Play an arbites

[gilded socket]

Hardcore

[spark plume]

Irl arbitrator

[gilded socket]

Was it a wheel gun or a semi?

[exotic bramble]

Lol
You guys are too much
I'm trying not to grin too hard

[nocturne bloom]

ruger p series was better

people who said it was too heavy were wimps

[elder stone]

Thank you for spreading the Lex

[exotic bramble]

Anyways, I'm going to hop off the laptop and head upstairs and help my son find the special event section on our Xbox console

I'll let you guys know if we find it or not. Thank all of you again

[spark plume]

To get shot with?

[gilded socket]

No worries

[ripe tangle]

seeya byMaga

[nocturne bloom]

to shoot with

[elder stone]

Top 10 most wholesome moments of the Darktide discord

[spark plume]

Yeah but he was saying he got shot by it

[gilded socket]

Man

[spark plume]

How he lost his eye

[gilded socket]

I want a heavy flamer

[elder stone]

Shot

[spark plume]

It wasn't a question

[gilded socket]

Ooo or a meltagun

[elder stone]

Thats okay

[nocturne bloom]

and im comparing guns with a guy old enough to appreciate the firearm

i own 3 p series, like them more than most anything

i carry a max 9 tho

if i need something smaller i have a mustang pocketlite that i like

[spark plume]

My uncle's a gun dealer and could talk your head off about them. Idk much about guns though. I've just shot them occasionally

[ripe tangle]

@gilded socket join me in the gymnasium, I need a spotter, and I promise not to hurt you as much as last time when we spar later.

[spark plume]

Well half uncle, he's only 6 months older than me

[gilded socket]

Im weak as a noodle

[nocturne bloom]

i just like older stuff more is all

[ripe tangle]

we can fix that, join me in the gym.

[spark plume]

My favourite old gun aesthetically is probably mosin

[gilded socket]

I like older stuff too

[nocturne bloom]

very bulky but reliable

[elder stone]

Please do not challenge the guardsmen to impossible competitions this time. 5 of them were ineffective on the front last time

[nocturne bloom]

i have one next to me

[somber stream]

I too, like women

[nocturne bloom]

not even joking

[elder stone]

Do you now

[ripe tangle]

I only gave them minimal injuries.... except for the one.

[gilded socket]

Im not gonna survive this

[nocturne bloom]

can prove it

[ripe tangle]

that one wasn't going to recover.

[spark plume]

I can't own guns legally

I mean maybe I can? But probably not

[nocturne bloom]

just so you know i saw a tomboy at work

[somber stream]

I'm a certified Woman enjoyer

[elder stone]

Last I heard of he he was vaporized on the frontline

[elder stone]

Straight Femboy

[spark plume]

Y'see I'm in a country where people who've been committed to psychiatric hospitals in the past aren't allowed to hold gun licenses

[somber stream]

Wow, flexing are we

[elfin pagoda]

do we get a new diabetes outfit tomorrow

[elder stone]

We get recolors

[somber stream]

Recolour slop

[ripe tangle]

was it because breaking his pelvis made him less combat effective? for that I apologise.

[elfin pagoda]

how do u know

[gilded socket]

Last time i helped you i got a black eye from a dumbbell!

[somber stream]

Leaks

[spark plume]

I want a muscle mommy to break my pelvis

[elder stone]

That and the entirety of his left arm being shattered

[gilded socket]

Wait in line

[elfin pagoda]

lol fatshart

[somber stream]

Get in line

[elder stone]

Can be arranged

[orchid skiff]

why this chat so freaky

[elder stone]

You dont start

[spark plume]

Are you a muscle mommy

[somber stream]

You must be new around here

[elfin pagoda]

we play warhammer 40k

[inland mantle]

#darktide-driptide message

[digital tundra]

Mauler: "Rghhhh--let me through!!"

[elder stone]

Yes

[orchid skiff]

0 muscles

[elder stone]

You havent seen me

[orchid skiff]

You've sent me so many pictures I know every inch

[elfin pagoda]

im prob still buying some of the recolours

but not diabetes

[somber stream]

Slop for the slop god

[spark plume]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-big-eyes-meme-gif-7200239684331082529

Damn it no embeds

[ripe tangle]

You may join me in a sparring match, just know I won't go easy on you.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[elfin pagoda]

mid for the golden throne!

[gilded socket]

Bet

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

(Im gonna die in her arms)

[somber stream]

Short hair?

[spark plume]

I'm going to Bali next month btw

[nocturne bloom]

erm yea

[ripe tangle]

if you sustain too many injuries, I'll send you to the Hospitallers.

[spark plume]

When I was there last year I got bitten by a monkey and needed 4 rabies shots

[nocturne bloom]

looked like she could throw me through the door

[somber stream]

There are many variant of Tomboy, just had to be sure

[spark plume]

The monkey forest is like darktide irl

[elder stone]

You study them?

[somber stream]

Why yes

[nocturne bloom]

who dont

[ripe tangle]

is Detroit like Necromunda irl?

[spark plume]

I'm a connoisseur of both tomboy and femboy milk

[elder stone]

Shouldnt you be studying your own group

[spark plume]

Idk bro I'm Australian

[elder stone]

Licht is a femboy btw

[exotic bramble]

My dad sent me downstairs to tell everybody that helped him, that it worked. He pushed and held down the 2-box button on the controller and the special event window appeared on the right of our screen

He wanted me to tell y'all thank you again

[somber stream]

No im not

[elder stone]

shhhh

[nocturne bloom]

[spark plume]

I'm sad the server that had the coomer and booba emotes got deleted because I'd be spamming them rn

[elder stone]

It takes time to accept

[gilded socket]

Carry me?

[elder stone]

I wouldnt know

[ripe tangle]

Bridal style.

[nocturne bloom]

what color stripes are on Lichts socks

[spark plume]

Does anyone from APAC region wanna do an auric maelstrom btw?

[elder stone]

Pink and White

[somber stream]

Currently wearing no sock but it's usally gray

[gilded socket]

Are you proposing?

[nocturne bloom]

WOWZERS

[orchid skiff]

[somber stream]

I don't know where this femboy allegation came from

[spark plume]

Ffs I started everyone hornyposting

[ripe tangle]

Proposing for a training session? yes.

[elder stone]

The voice

[spark plume]

[inland mantle]

Another day in gen chat

[gilded socket]

I see

[ripe tangle]

You're clearly in need of further training, your muscles are atrophying.

[somber stream]

My voice is powerful and certain, what of it?

[nocturne bloom]

moxcordia stands

[elder stone]

the egoooooo

Its soft and petite

[spark plume]

Which is the female psyker voice that sounds... idk... eastern European ish?

[somber stream]

ADAMANT. UNYIELDING. UNSTOPABLE

[spark plume]

The one who cackles maniacally

[gilded socket]

I mean i just sit in a tank all the day long

[elder stone]

FEMININE. CUTE. SOFT.

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

BRE-

[spark plume]

Feminine 🅱️enis

[elder stone]

Say it lamia

let-er rip

[ripe tangle]

wait...

[marsh iris]

tomboy

[ripe tangle]

that came out wrong

[somber stream]

I saw that

[spark plume]

Me too

[digital tundra]

We need a fem boy class in Darktide

[elder stone]

This will be documented.

[orchid skiff]

call it the loosh

[spark plume]

Just make a female character and give them stubble

[nocturne bloom]

its called psyker

[ripe tangle]

I misspoke

[elder stone]

weird misspelling of the Licht

[somber stream]

Stop projecting

[spark plume]

Femboys age like milk. Twink death is real

[elder stone]

Piper down varlet

[digital tundra]

Hrmmm, not a fan of facial hair but not a bad idea

[ripe tangle]

what happens when a femboy reaches 30?

[elder stone]

Twink promotion

[spark plume]

Schrodinger's femboy

[somber stream]

Senior Femboy status

[spark plume]

I mean they have two options

Stop being a femboy or go all the way and get on HRT

[elder stone]

Fact Check True

[somber stream]

Loosh don't

[ripe tangle]

they could also become one of those old men with long hair I guess...

[somber stream]

Humanity needs to keep on going

MAKE LOVE FOR WAR

[ripe tangle]

you know what I'm talking about

[elder stone]

Hm?

[spark plume]

So they'd look like PirateSoftware

[elder stone]

Jesus...?

[round mica]

i’ve drank a total of 21 bottles of water today

hot as fawk dawg

[somber stream]

The sister is freaky

The training is wearing off

[tiny shore]

Man

[ripe tangle]

I'm not freaky...

[tiny shore]

oh man

[somber stream]

The humble A/C:

[uneven ermine]

I just

[round mica]

we getting freaky?

[uneven ermine]

Am so flabbergasted

[elder stone]

Sister this conversation will be documented and provided to the God-Emperor himself

[spark plume]

Moebian just makes me think of Morbius for some reason

[round mica]

let me get the kinky boots out

[orchid skiff]

If we're getting freaky I need to go to Hadron

[tiny shore]

Started a few days before arbites came out. You guys wanna hear some omega level noob shit?

[somber stream]

When have we ever stopped?

[nocturne bloom]

my dinner tonight is beefaroni and wine

[gilded socket]

Why was i pinged

What happened

Someone

Tell me

[orchid skiff]

Only Hadron is enough for me

[spark plume]

@gilded socket

[round mica]

we are having a freak off

[elder stone]

wow

[ripe tangle]

wait, will the Abbess know!?!

[uneven ermine]

Played a match

Got all the way to the end

2 people walk straight off the edge of the map and fail the entire mission for us

[inland mantle]

Mb man

[gilded socket]

Before you

[somber stream]

What happen in General, stay in General

[elder stone]

The Abbess will know unless you meet the kill quota

[orchid skiff]

you're too repressed

[uneven ermine]

2 IN A ROW TGEY WATCH THEY WALK OFF AND THEN JOIN THEM

[elder stone]

What is this supposed to imply

[tiny shore]

I just realized that all the masteries you unlock, they aren't automatically on the weapon. They are just unlocked for you to mod the weapon and put them on. they aren't just passive bonuses LOL

[gilded socket]

WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY IS LUCIA ASKING WEIRD QUESTIONS

[ripe tangle]

The Abbess probably already knows of my perversions... I'm cooked.

[round mica]

the AC doesn’t do shit when it’s 110 degrees outside

[elder stone]

To the front!

[gilded socket]

WHAT PERVERSION?

[spark plume]

I remember being in church when I was younger and my mum took me

Some dude said "it's normal for everyone to have homosexual thoughts, but you shouldn't act on them"

Dude literally outed himself being in the closet and didn't even realise

[somber stream]

How much is that in non-r*tard unit my good man?

[ripe tangle]

XD

[elder stone]

That is completely INACCURATE and FAL|SE

[round mica]

like 50+

[elder stone]

what is that ACCUSATION of my CHARACTER?

[somber stream]

Holy shit

[gilded socket]

What did i miss?

[somber stream]

In that case

[spark plume]

Bi erasure

[somber stream]

2 ACs should do

[orchid skiff]

you need acceptance

[spark plume]

Idk I'm just shitposting

[gilded socket]

What

[spark plume]

It was the first thing that popped into my head

[spark plume]

Me when I see the seat the Goth mommy was sitting on

[elder stone]

Im being FEMINISED

[spark plume]

The author's fetish

[supple thorn]

Sister, what did I miss.

[nocturne bloom]

whats your po box? got a dress for you

[gilded socket]

THATS WHAT IM ASKING

[elder stone]

Send a pic of you in it for verification

[spark plume]

I wouldn't mind cross dressing but I look far too masculine

I'd just look like a bear in drag

[uneven ermine]

The fuck happened here

[nocturne bloom]

youd want that wouldnt you

[elder stone]

The Sister has put aside Holy virtue

[round mica]

guys my pookie bear is getting me warhammer tingz for my bday

i’m blessed

[spark plume]

Minis?

[ripe tangle]

Please do not slander my sense of character.

[elder stone]

Repent

[ripe tangle]

I'm a loyal and ethical Sister...

[round mica]

who knows

[inland mantle]

Livin the dream

[round mica]

they said it’s a surprise

[spark plume]

I have a book recommendation for any 40k nerds in here

[elder stone]

1984

[orchid skiff]

you don't need any help

[somber stream]

Is this 'pookie bear' happen to be a male

[supple thorn]

grins and hold out bottle of amasec Booze then?

[spark plume]

Imperium Maledictum

Tabletop rpg like dnd but 40k

Could literally do irl darktide if you wanted

[elder stone]

Licht why are you so keen on homosexuality

[somber stream]

I'm seeing a pattern here

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle what did you say, battle sister?

[ripe tangle]

sure.

[somber stream]

And you have to agree with me, this place is full of it

[spark plume]

This reminds me of how you can literally just have two straight fictional guys being good friends and deranged women will say they're totally gay for each other

Men cannot like other men without it being gay

[elder stone]

Common Instagram comment section

[supple thorn]

stares wait what?

[elder stone]

👀

[spark plume]

Real

[ripe tangle]

you realise, I am allowed to consume alcohol and have carnal relations without breaking my vows to the Sisterhood, right?

[orchid skiff]

do you like me or are you gay

[somber stream]

It's true

[elder stone]

Yes I am simply instigating

[spark plume]

Look guys, I doubt it, BUT IS ANYONE FROM AUSTRALIA OR SOUTHEAST ASIA ON? I WANNA PLAY AURIC MAELSTROMS IN A STACK

[ripe tangle]

not that I'd be interested in having coitus with anyone though....

[spark plume]

Both

[elder stone]

I know someone from australia

[spark plume]

Well I'm half gau

[marsh iris]

huh

[supple thorn]

The carnel stuff yea, the booze however. You always said no to me..

[spark plume]

I have rights to half the f slur

[gilded socket]

Interesting…

[marsh iris]

cooties?

[somber stream]

Damn, my EU homies all dipped

[supple thorn]

Right?

[ripe tangle]

because I was always busy!

[elder stone]

Logged. Documented. Published.

[nocturne bloom]

SEX IN MY WARHAMMER SERVER??

[ripe tangle]

I just said I wouldn't.

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Lets talk TFW MotherCourage

[ripe tangle]

I'm too busy killing Heretics to do stuff like that.

[elder stone]

Now if we were honest we wouldnt have the need to announce it, now would we sister?

[somber stream]

I wouldn't mind having her chomp off my face

[elder stone]

Lets go back to bed gramps

[nocturne bloom]

those giant sexy robot women can chomp me up

[somber stream]

Can't, work

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

Let her have her way with you

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

I LOVE BEING THE SMALL BEAN

[gilded socket]

I was informed on what lucia said

And

Wow

[supple thorn]

Always told you that ya needed a break.

[stoic dune]

i survive soloing first half of auric maelstrom... only to die when there are basically nothing on the screen, because 3 team mates including bot could not handle the 1 sniper and misc, everything was hitting me on the ground 😐

[spark plume]

Does anyone wanna play?

[elder stone]

I LOVE SCAVENGING THE WARZONE WHILST ADMIRING HOT ROBOT WOMEN

[inland mantle]

Average match in DT

[somber stream]

You can try in #vox-lfg-lexicanum

Not that you'll find any

[ripe tangle]

does Hadron count?

[spark plume]

[somber stream]

But it's something

[nocturne bloom]

no.

[stoic dune]

why did the devs so insanely neuter bots in DT compared to vt?

[spark plume]

A skrillex song just came on wtf

[elder stone]

TFW MotherCourage solos

[spark plume]

I haven't heard this since I was in high school

[gilded socket]

Sister lucia repentia era?

[spark plume]

What an outdated music genre

[ripe tangle]

possibly...

[gilded socket]

Risking for me?

[ripe tangle]

I'll seek Martyrdom, remove my armor and don the Path of the Repentia, dying for the Emperor is noble afterall.

[spark plume]

Fuck it I'll solo queue

Watch me instantly die to a silent crusher

[somber stream]

Die well

[gilded socket]

Can i have the armor… i need to remember you when you die

[ripe tangle]

no, it must be returned to the Sisterhood.

[spark plume]

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

You can add me, i'll be able to play in like

9-10 hours from now

[gilded socket]

Maybe the cloths?

[somber stream]

Maybe.

[supple thorn]

Easy now lass.

[gilded socket]

The cloth from her armor!

[spark plume]

Where are you from?

[ripe tangle]

my habit and vestments?

[somber stream]

I'm from EU, but i play with NA folks

[gilded socket]

Yeah, the cloth pieces of your armor

[spark plume]

No ty

You will get 300 ping if you play in my server

[somber stream]

Yeah fair, you might have a stroke playing with me

[ripe tangle]

I was going to wear those as I walked the Repentia path, but that's not really allowed... very well, take them.

[spark plume]

Australia to EU is like the.highest latency connection possible

[gilded socket]

Sweet

[somber stream]

Really?

[spark plume]

Literally opposite sides of the planet

[somber stream]

It's not that far

Than say, to the US

[spark plume]

Wat

[gilded socket]

Im getting the old lady’s wardrobe

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Yes it is

[ripe tangle]

afaik the distance from the US and Australia is a lot farther than the distance between the US and Europe

[somber stream]

Well, then

[ripe tangle]

almost twice as far in fact

[somber stream]

How is your ping with US folks?

[spark plume]

Yes and I still get like 170 ping playing on LA servers despite east coast Aus and West Coast US being just across the pacific ocean

EU is even further and the fibre optic cables don't go in a straight line

[somber stream]

Then it's not the matter of distance, but cable

Yes

[spark plume]

It's both

Europe is further away by a few thousand km

[ripe tangle]

wouldn't it make the most sense for Aus players to play on Asian servers?

[somber stream]

About time humanity invest in satellite internet (no not Musk's)

[gilded socket]

Cool, im wearing the clothes under armor now

[spark plume]

We have our own servers

[ripe tangle]

oh

[spark plume]

But yeah south-east Asia like Singapore too

But we call it pingapore

Because you still get 100 ping

[somber stream]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

bold to complain about ping when Karien exists

[ripe tangle]

it's always been kinda like that, Singapore has some of the best Internet access in the world while the rest of SEA has some of the worst.

[somber stream]

I tried to play with a southern US guy, 500 PING

[spark plume]

I've played with Karien before

And idek what you mean

[supple thorn]

@ripe tangle your old now. Lol.

[gilded socket]

Older than me

[spark plume]

Karien is closer to the rest of the world than I am

[pearl rock]

anyone know how leveling multiple havoc ranks works?

Like if the assignment is X higher than yours you get 2+ ranks when completed?

[ripe tangle]

She always calls me old for some reason.

[somber stream]

Just, stop being Aussie

[supple thorn]

Wouldn't know, still hilarious.

[spark plume]

Aw yeah nah nah nah nah nah I'm good thanks

[ripe tangle]

wait, can we just simply stop being whatever Nationality?

[gilded socket]

I mean sisters are usually older anyways

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

The American certainly did

[supple thorn]

Move to different country and denounce your citizenship of prior country.

[gilded socket]

Now we wish we arent americans

[somber stream]

Too late, pay ye taxes

[ripe tangle]

This doesn't guarantee citizenship wherever you went though.

[thick coyote]

[supple thorn]

You and I have different depictions of the average age of SoB.

[gilded socket]

I like older women anyways

[ripe tangle]

how old do you think Sisters usually are?

[inner sleet]

im crashing at least once a game

[somber stream]

I jest of course, loved Sydney

[inner sleet]

is anyone else having this problem?

[somber stream]

-# Nothing much to do at the place though

[supple thorn]

Youngest serving, mid to late teens. Elder, assuming the live that long, 50s to 60s.

[somber stream]

Yes, game crash a lot lately

Do submit the report

[ripe tangle]

Because I can tell you, they leave the Schola Progenium at around 20 and they spend nearly a half decade to a full decade as Novitiates.

[gilded socket]

I always see sisters as early middle aged to elder

So yeah

Older women

[ripe tangle]

so newer or younger full fledged Sisters are around mid 20s, majority see service until their 60s

[nocturne bloom]

HAGGGSSSSSSSS

[somber stream]

So you're saying, Sisters are about my age, nice

[gilded socket]

Reminds me of that one time i called lucia a hag

[nocturne bloom]

HAGS HAGS HAGS

[ripe tangle]

so Sisters of Battle would mostly be in their 30s and 40s...

[supple thorn]

Look, it can tell you what some good booze is. How to shoot a las gun and where Tanith was.

[ripe tangle]

the majority of them I mean

[gilded socket]

Dare i call lucia a milf or would she murder me

[ripe tangle]

they have a high mortality rate though

[ripe tangle]

I would rip you in half.

[somber stream]

In the guard we call that Tuesday

[gilded socket]

Buy me dinner first

And take me to the park

[ripe tangle]

You also know your daily prayers and how to do the sign of the Aquila.

[supple thorn]

That too..

[gilded socket]

Im gonna make lucia be a repentia for killing me lol

[supple thorn]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

that wouldn't be the reason to walk the path of Repentia.

it would be a contributing factor though

[somber stream]

I don't think a sister bolting someone for degeneracy is enough to warrant being a repentia

[ripe tangle]

it

isn't

[gilded socket]

I mean you did say you wanted to make me not walk for a little while

[supple thorn]

O.o @ripe tangle

[ripe tangle]

there isn't anything wrong with doing that either though.

[gilded socket]

Out of context it sounds rather heretical

[ripe tangle]

Chasitity isn't within the vows of the Adepta Sororitas... they can have sex.

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

SEX??

[ripe tangle]

they can even date whoever as long as they aren't heretical

[gilded socket]

Pegged by a sister of battle lol

[somber stream]

Sex? In General? Unthinkable

[gilded socket]

Def a fanfic

[supple thorn]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

The Majority of Sisters however rarely interact with people outside of their own Order...

[elder stone]

Sex?

[inner sleet]

for my fellow pc palyer, if yall run mods, does the game crash pretty bad when a new update comes out?

[nocturne bloom]

SEX?

[gilded socket]

The shits amd gigles intensify

[ripe tangle]

they're also usually too busy doing their extremely important job to have such relationships with people.

[elder stone]

THE FOREVER SEXTER :Fire:

fire emoji

[somber stream]

I took on some comission to draw a guardsman being fondled by a Sister, and it occured more than once

[gilded socket]

Try deleting them all and redownloading after the update

[orchid skiff]

link

[nocturne bloom]

SEGX?

[somber stream]

Yes Loosh, SEGG

[supple thorn]

Sure

[gilded socket]

Say i acquired a amount of cash…

[ripe tangle]

but there is no rule that says they cant

[somber stream]

Commission closed for now

[gilded socket]

Ah

[somber stream]

Artist is knee deep in work

[gilded socket]

Lol

[gilded socket]

I mean the hardest fighters deserve a rest

[ripe tangle]

people think of Sisters of Battle as "Nuns" even though you look at their lore and role and they're more like Medieval Knights except female.

[somber stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392571424115523687/1392576579909189632/image.png?ex=68700981&is=686eb801&hm=492ddd55977fbe4a0d9afac2778d3c12d7ea0227314885aecd8c2ec446c63e1b

I did draw this recently

[elder stone]

mmmmmm not rn

[somber stream]

wat

[gilded socket]

Oooo

[elder stone]

that was yuo?????!?!?!??%?%?!@#?%#@?!?GKIFOPPOI!@?%?!??!?!?!??%!@R?

[gilded socket]

Have you any recommendations of SoB books?

[elder stone]

may the forever winter be upon woe

[nocturne bloom]

jeez ill play in a minute

[elder stone]

unpatched method

[ripe tangle]

there are a few, I'll give you the reddit recommend.

[somber stream]

Ye play TFW too?

More hobo for the squad

[supple thorn]

Nuns with Guns, Bolter Bitches.

[elder stone]

omg we can be a threesome

wait

no

[gilded socket]

Mfw: i get a sister of battle to risk being a repentia

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

english is my 14th language im sorry

[ripe tangle]

being a repentia is voluntary btw

[gilded socket]

I know

You said you needed to absolve yourself of your sins

[ripe tangle]

the Sisters who do that choose to do that to absolve themselves of sin

yeah

[elder stone]

Licht you should play clash royale

I feel like you look like the lumberjack

(compliment)

[nocturne bloom]

i bought it like 2 days ago

im nub

[gilded socket]

See im not entirely stupid

[ripe tangle]

if a Sister was being properly punished against her own fruition, she'd be strapped to a Mortifier.

[elder stone]

Have you been to the elephant mausoluem

[nocturne bloom]

nar

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Im just dumb enough to fuck with a sister

[ripe tangle]

walking the Repentia path is saying "I know I fucked up, this is me fixing myself"

[marsh iris]

i love elephant mausoleum

[elder stone]

is fun

[ripe tangle]

brb

[somber stream]

No thanks, my brain is damaged enough as is

[marsh iris]

[gilded socket]

Licght

[elder stone]

You remind me of the lumberjack in clash royale

[gilded socket]

Licght my goay

[elder stone]

which is a compliment because I love the lumberjack

[lofty gulch]

Is the shop gonna cycle today?

[somber stream]

There's this guy i know, asked for a commission to turn him into a soldier wahmen with HUGE honkers

[elder stone]

unfathomably based

[somber stream]

Awww, love you too buddy

[gilded socket]

Tomorrow

[stoic dune]

the rewards for maelstroms are so out of wack

[elder stone]

femboy love

thank you licht

[somber stream]

Holy shit the link

[elder stone]

Ill save that image

[lofty gulch]

So on the 11th?

[lofty gulch]

Well tomorrow can mean different things around the world 😂. But okay thank you

[somber stream]

Guy asked the thing to be EVEN BIGGER

[somber stream]

Haven't drawn anything since

[elder stone]

For me its every thursday so its probably gonna be in a few hours

[lofty gulch]

Alright thanks

[elder stone]

its 21:45 wednesday rn so Id give it 6 hours

[somber stream]

We're all hyping for slop

I don't get why

[supple thorn]

The sheer hope of something good.

[gilded socket]

Its red recolor

And not even s good recolor

[somber stream]

It makes you look like a cake

[gilded socket]

Straight shite

[somber stream]

Which is decent

[elder stone]

I LOVE SLOP I LOVE WASTING MONEY I LOVE SLOP!!!!

[gilded socket]

Kinda glad i owe fattyfish 20 rn

So i literally cannot buy anything

[somber stream]

Wouldn't even be that bad had they rework the cosmetic shop

Let us decide what to buy

[severe scarab]

Good evening! How's everyone doing today?

[elder stone]

Good hbu

[severe scarab]

Pretty good. A little bummed they patched out razor jaw but it is what it is lol

[somber stream]

I didn't even know that was a thing

[severe scarab]

There was a certain way you could set up your build that allowed razor jaws bleed to get damage boosts or something

It was pretty cool watching Luna mow through crowds for as long as it lasted lol

[somber stream]

I am aware of the glitch that allow you to Proc max bleed on enemies with the shock dog while using the bolt pistol

[gilded socket]

Buttcheek

[severe scarab]

I'm sure they've patched that out by now too but who knows

[somber stream]

They did

[severe scarab]

Ah

RIP

Just let my dog be OP

[somber stream]

I still use the pistol because style

[severe scarab]

Drip is forever

[somber stream]

Cultured indivitual

[severe scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-bowing-michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-gif-1242852755589233352

[stoic dune]

it's still op tho

[severe scarab]

Shhhhhh don't tell FatShark

[short shard]

DOG NERFED

[severe scarab]

NOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-gif-3239499918304579127

[elder stone]

What did they do

[short shard]

They brought the dog damage down from like 400% to like 40% or something with a specific talent

[lethal solstice]

They fixed a bug

That made Razor Jaw Augment affected by all companion damage buffs

It was not a nerf

It was an unintended interaction

[somber stream]

They nerfed the fun

Still a nerf

[short shard]

No fun allowed

[lethal solstice]

"No fun allowed" that shit was an entire player

[short shard]

That's why everyone has to play Arbites.

[lethal solstice]

It would rack up over 1 million damage in havoc 40 games

[short shard]

Bro the dog still needs nerfed honestly

[lethal solstice]

It could out clear a Purgatus psyker

[severe scarab]

You can still do that with Arbites

[short shard]

I'm honestly tired of seeing arbites already.

[gilded socket]

Eggy weggy…

[lethal solstice]

Yeah, but the dog by itself can't

[severe scarab]

Very true

[lethal solstice]

the dog alone could do that 1 mil + whatever you were doing for a total of like 2.5

[thick coyote]

It's ok
They are mid anyways

[short shard]

I just want everything else to get buffed up to have as many options and tools as arbites

[lethal solstice]

Eventually™

[thick coyote]

6 years

[lethal solstice]

Zealot rework is likely next

[severe scarab]

I agree. The other classes need some serious work now

[lethal solstice]

Followed by vet and then maybe psyker

[short shard]

Psyker needs some love

[thick coyote]

Not soon

[somber stream]

That upcoming DS and Plasma nerf will affect the local trout market

[thick coyote]

Because Psyker still strong af

[elder stone]

Licht this is a perfect moment to transition to being a g- zealot

[somber stream]

Nah

Vet4life

[gilded socket]

Holyfuckimblowing

Imblowingupshit

[short shard]

You okay?

Why are you blowing so hard

[last valve]

Clearly he's blowing up

[short shard]

They need a sit down and some snax

[gilded socket]

Mytankissopowerful

[short shard]

Your tan kisso powerful?

[ripe tangle]

oi, whatdoyouwant on the pizza?

[short shard]

Tomato!

[native lily]

is the combat axe really bad against carapace or am i just not building it right?

[gilded socket]

Blood

[somber stream]

Combat Axe is good vs armour

[tawny plank]

Why are Maelstroms so Ridiculous rn there is no wave intervals just 20 of each special enemy every 10 seconds

[somber stream]

But uh, easily outperformed by a lot of other stuff

And in general not that fun to play with, go for the tactical instead

[short shard]

Combat axe kinda poopoo

[somber stream]

Nah it's knoife but axe

So good

[native lily]

yeah... definitely seeing that. ill try it out, hopefully its more fun than the more meta weapons, DS4 is mindnumbing lol

[gilded socket]

The Emperor doesn’t care where the blood flows from so long as the enemies of man die

[elder stone]

Dont disrespect the Combat Blade with such a simple name as "Knife"

[somber stream]

It's literally called a Combat knife

[ripe tangle]

I'm starting a new game in CP2077, which lifepath should I start?

[elder stone]

Corpo

[somber stream]

Corpo

[ripe tangle]

Corpo it is c:

[elder stone]

Great minds think alike

[ripe tangle]

the only one I dont like tbh is Streetkid

[somber stream]

Make the most sense lore wise

[ripe tangle]

I agree

[gilded socket]

Corpo

[ripe tangle]

and Streetkid makes the least sense

I got 3 Corpos

I'm going Corpo

[somber stream]

xD

Open RPG game

Human
Male
Knight
Great sword

we gaming

[elder stone]

Great Helm or Frog Helm

[somber stream]

wot

[elder stone]

Soyjak Great Helm or the Gigachad Frog-mouth Helm

[short shard]

FROG

I LOVE FROGS

[somber stream]

Frog

[short shard]

DO THE FROG HELM

[somber stream]

Le frog

[elder stone]

The Frog helmet is so badass

[elder stone]

We love the German Jousting Helmet

[somber stream]

Peak design tbh

Too bad you can't bend your neck for shit

[elder stone]

Posture Proctector

[somber stream]

MEDIEVAL ERGONOMIC HELMET

I still love the Salet the most

[elder stone]

We should bring back medieval knight armor as standard issue

[somber stream]

Nah gun ruined the meta 💔

[elder stone]

Grown ass men hiding behind cover shooting metal pellets

pick up the broadsword bro

This guy wants to mix modern meta and peak meta

Darktide should add medieval cosmetics

[somber stream]

Bring back 18th - 19th century fashion back while you're at it

[elder stone]

Equip the steel knight armor rahhhh

[outer jasper]

Peak has been achieved

[gilded socket]

Jerma

[somber stream]

I have a sketch of a Imperial Knight (human variant) surrounded by a bunch of Eldar somewhere

[elder stone]

Licht can you draw a femboy

[somber stream]

I did actually

My client's taste is... vary

[elder stone]

lemme see lemme see

[somber stream]

Dm

[elder stone]

amazing

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Send me it too

[somber stream]

Do you have a fondness for femboy good sir

[round mica]

😏 🙏

Fuck sakes

[stoic dune]

is it possible to quickplay into maelstorm?

[nocturne bloom]

FEMBOYS?

[heavy compass]

New store in a couple hours or in a week? Anyone knows?

[heavy compass]

Nope

[elder stone]

Couple hours

[outer jasper]

Chat can we please go a day without frothing at the mouth at the mention of femboys?

[heavy compass]

cheers lads

[elder stone]

Women dont have that same charm

[somber stream]

Damned if we do, damned if we don't

[elder merlin]

Yeah

Send it

[ripe tangle]

should I be offended or not!?!

[outer jasper]

Since you’re one of those “artists” do you post your art anywhere?

[restive walrus]

You should be relieved

[elder merlin]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

perhaps I am relieved

[round mica]

That user name tho

[ripe tangle]

it's good to see you again, Freak.

it's been a while.

[restive walrus]

Omg haaaaaiiii

[somber stream]

I'm not one of those "Artist"

Also i plan to, not yet

[gilded socket]

I may have gotten peak

[outer jasper]

An English longsword?

[restive walrus]

I remember you because of profile picture

[elder stone]

Its a joke Sister

[ripe tangle]

I know.

I'm playing Cyberpunk

which Corp is the Most Evil and which is the Least?

[somber stream]

Eh?

They're all dicks

[ripe tangle]

I think least is probably Netwatch

[somber stream]

That's just gov

[trail isle]

That’s the point of cyberpunk

[somber stream]

Which is also dick

[trail isle]

Fuckin mc Donald’s will become a mega corporation

[ripe tangle]

I know

[somber stream]

I can see that happening

[trail isle]

It is happening licht

[round mica]

Imagine mcdonalds owning half the world's resource

[tawny hearth]

the answer to the first and second question is just yes tbh

[ripe tangle]

also Corporations controlling economies, militaries, and even countries is nothing new even irl

[trail isle]

Soon enough they will start having their burgers made out of microplastics

[somber stream]

How is that Synthetic meat going?

[round mica]

Apparantly using plastic chopping boards means you ingest 10 credit cards worth of plastic a year

[ripe tangle]

you mean Spam? XD

[tawny hearth]

hyperbole to point out the flaws of current society is part of speculative fiction yeah... we're scary close to snow crash at this point

[somber stream]

No i mean biologically engineered meat slabs

[elder stone]

I used to have to live off this

[round mica]

Spams actually really good

[tawny hearth]

cooking it makes it pretty ok sometimes

[outer jasper]

I don’t like the way you talk about me

[ripe tangle]

Spam fried in eggs with White Rice is my childhood comfort food c:

[somber stream]

Sowwy

[fiery wave]

Just don't eat too much. Is like hot dogs and nitrate sausages.

[elder stone]

fem

[trail isle]

Oh my gawd is that Karien

[round mica]

Super crazy sodium in spam

But it's so good!

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but moderation, heh.

[ripe tangle]

mfw it's one of the main reasons Pacific Islanders all seem to have hypertension

[somber stream]

Most healthy American food:

[round mica]

Oh yeah it's super bad for the heart/BP

[tawny hearth]

same reason with american natives as well, rez food things

at least in some areas

[round mica]

I think they also eat alot of acidic foods which would not help

[somber stream]

Sad thing is that fresh food is much more expensive than canned ones over there

[round mica]

Spams upward of 15-20$ for a tin sometimes here

[gilded socket]

A piece of chicken

[ripe tangle]

which is crazy considering the US produces more food than basically everyone (except China)

[round mica]

What gets me is a bottle of coke is cheaper than water

[somber stream]

Import a lot, too. Which baffle me

[gilded socket]

Amabatucam

[ripe tangle]

this shouldnt be :c

[somber stream]

Is tap water safe to drink there?

[ripe tangle]

the US and China both seem to import and export more food than anyone

[ripe tangle]

generally yes

but it depends where you are

[nocturne bloom]

I can buy water at the store for $0.50

[somber stream]

I see

[elder stone]

I drink filtered tap water

[restive walrus]

Fluoride in my water or bust. That’s my opinion

[ripe tangle]

99% of US tap water is safe to drink, but thousands of people live in 1% of the country where it isn't -_-

[restive walrus]

Anything else is trash

TRASSSH

[nocturne bloom]

The people who complain about water prices are the same people that buy fancy brands

Water is water homie

[elder stone]

Fiji Water drinkers:

[restive walrus]

I’m a water snoot

Nah Jo

Jk

[round mica]

I barely even drink water

[restive walrus]

Essentially the only way you can improve on water to me is making it cold

[round mica]

What are you trying to kill me?

[restive walrus]

Tier list goes A water. S cold water

[round mica]

Freezing Spring water hits

[ripe tangle]

would you drink hot water?

[restive walrus]

Warm water is D tier and tea isn’t apart of this conversation

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes drink it hot...

[restive walrus]

I wouldn’t find it refreshing at all

[ripe tangle]

it's good for you!

[fiery wave]

50 cents if you go for the worst quality ones to like $8 per tin.

[round mica]

We're supposed to drink it room temp i heard somewhere cold water is actually not good for us