general-chat

[jade stump]

I don’t blame em ngl he really liked his battle brothers

Knew them for many of cycle

[tawny grail]

You get more personality from the rejects just from a 5 second conversation about nosh or what a zealot does for fun

[jade stump]

Space marine or not he lost his boys that day

[modern bobcat]

I love how they shoehorned in that Chairon is actually one of the original Primaris that Cawl made

and kept on ice for 10k years

Yeh this guy? He's fucking Him.

But Titus? Even more HIM.

[amber delta]

did they

[modern bobcat]

Yeh

[steep scroll]

ill tell you guys how it was for me, after I play

[modern bobcat]

Chairon is one of Cawl's OG Primaris

[amber delta]

I guess I stopped paying attention halfway through

[jade stump]

Hope you got some snacks ready for all the loading screens

[elder merlin]

Who is fucking who?

[tawny grail]

Titus at least had potential to be interesting and he was one of the only characters I liked
The techpriest who swore in binharic was pretty good though

[modern bobcat]

Everyone is fucking everyone on that battlebarge

it's Navy rules, don't ask don't tell

[elder merlin]

[jade stump]

Wish I was exaggerating bout how much a time waster those loading screens are

[amber delta]

yeah the angry techpriest was the only character with... well... character

[modern bobcat]

Calgar was good

"You're quite overpowered Marneus..." "HAHA! WHY YES I AM LITTLE ONE"

pats Titus on the head

[amber delta]

in SM3 Rowboat appears and pats Calgar on the head instead

[modern bobcat]

the Emperor appears and pats Robooty who is patting Calgar

[amber delta]

then Nurgle appears at farts at them all

[south jetty]

FSR stands for Fatshark rendering

[modern bobcat]

How many renderings are in the latest patch?

[south jetty]

at least 3 whole ones

[grand reef]

is the update available to download yet

[tawny grail]

Yes

[grand reef]

I love having the game on the gamepass app which is dogshit

still wont let me update

[cyan current]

GUyS

I DID IT

I finally bought the damn game

[final herald]

Which one

[cyan current]

Darktide

[final herald]

Oh

Have fun

[grand reef]

has anyone got the update downloaded on the xbox pc app

[cyan current]

Am just hoping my low end laptop doesn’t explode trying to play the game

[grand reef]

its impossible to tell if it hasnt been pushed yet or if my pc just isnt showing it

[final herald]

Oh

[elder merlin]

[urban elbow]

What are the best blessings for the Quickdraw Stub Revolver?

[spare cliff]

i like handcannon and surgical

[urban elbow]

What does Rending do though?

[spare cliff]

iirc how much damage you do to armored enemies

correct me if im wrong

i dont know shi in my 700 hours

[thick coyote]

Rending is a self buff
Allows you to deal more damage to Flak, Maniacs, Unyielding and Carapace

[spare cliff]

ooh

more than i thought

[thick coyote]

This is the shorter version of the explanation

[urban elbow]

Is that a flat buff?

I guess it is. You only need a headshot lol.

[delicate smelt]

Trying to find out which male face goes best with the psyker savant voice besides the one black dude

[urban elbow]

I don't really want to use surgical. I can't be bothered to just sit there and aim for even a second lol.

[spare cliff]

you usually aim long enough to get a crit without even trying

it scales in microseconds lol

[urban elbow]

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, alright then.

[spare cliff]

i also run a zealot crit build usually tbf

this my tin opener

[elder hare]

Crucian Roulette and Hand Canon for fan revolver, but I don't really hold down aim on this gun-- it's a quick magdump

[modern bobcat]

Which one is the Savant voice?

[delicate vapor]

[placid seal]

The Psyker voice that talks positively of Lex and Enforcers

[rustic escarp]

french one that talks about being a cop

[modern bobcat]

Is there a male French one?

[tawny grail]

Male savant is the West African accent isn't it

[rustic escarp]

yeah both male and female savants are french

[frail lichen]

I thought he was british

[rustic escarp]

or at least french to my ears

[modern bobcat]

Uhh

[tawny grail]

Funny thing about the French language in Africa lol

[modern bobcat]

Nothing French about that one

[frail lichen]

I mean tashinga bepete is from Zimbabwe

[elder hare]

i hear patois for sure

[serene gulch]

anyone for play?

[modern bobcat]

Il n'a pas l'accent de la Francophonie

pas du tout

[round mica]

WHATS in this book? https://i.imgur.com/fkuvu1K.png

[round mica]

want to play mortis trials?

[serene gulch]

@round micai need leveling my arbite

play in america?

[plain falcon]

I am a brainmaxxed mega chad!!! Alpha Omega sigma level adept. I fixed my lawnmower! All praise the omnissiah, bless its contemptuous machine spirit.

[round mica]

did you replace the servitor in your mower?

[tribal patio]

Looking forwards to the Arbites nerf. Fucking low skill - I know it’s a team game but Jesus. Just running around hip firing down others kills at the last second. Really taking the fun out of my enjoyment of ogryn vs other ogryn sized (and bigger) stuff

[round mica]

ogryn lowkey a bit op too

[elder hare]

ogryn complaining about low skill is top tier troll, gg

[tribal patio]

Like, I get it, I’ve got a level 30 arbites character - but equally…

[tribal patio]

Yes in certain builds

[round mica]

but yeah arbites is basically invincible

[tribal patio]

But at least there’s negatives to the ogryn

[elder hare]

i want the teams you've been having cause the ones I'm on always need revives or have no idea what theyre doing

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[round mica]

they get humbled in havoc 35+ but anything below that and auric maelstrom they are literally god

[plain falcon]

I had no replacements. I took it apart while chanting, sprayed it in blessed unguents(wd-40) slapped it for being heretical. And put new combustible sacrifices in the holding tank.

[elder hare]

Ah yes the blessed Prometheum

[delicate smelt]

The thick African accent one

[modern bobcat]

Yes, you're unlikely to find a different look. That voice was pretty specific to the character in the pre-release cinematics

[delicate smelt]

It’s my favorite voice and least favorite at the same time because it’s a cool character who’s the only sane psyker but it’s also not a very flexible voice when it comes to making a character

[cold sedge]

wtf is up with my frames after this update

this is unplayable

im having like 20 fps

[modern bobcat]

It has been pretty bad for some people

[cold sedge]

anybody else have the same issues?

[modern bobcat]

something to do with FSR changes

[cold sedge]

this is ridiculous i cant do anything

[modern bobcat]

Don't try Havoc right now

I deranked twice

[elder hare]

Someone mentioned disabling or lowering screenspace reflections setting helped a TON with FPS, but definitely FSR problems

[cold sedge]

holy fucking shit

[modern bobcat]

thanks to teleporting enemies

[cold sedge]

yeah im on ps

[minor mulch]

Is it possible to power level a friend? And if so, does it really make it much faster?

[cold sedge]

so gg

probably gonna be cooked for a while now

[modern bobcat]

It's been cooked since Arbites launched but not for everyone

[urban elbow]

Don't you mean screenspace?

[modern bobcat]

so not sure how to fix it

[elder hare]

yep thanks for the correction, fixed

[urban elbow]

Just don't use ray tracing.

[modern bobcat]

i thought that was for tracking our laser shots

[urban elbow]

The main problem with the game is the how it batters the CPU. It's understandable considering the amount of enemies on screen.

[elder hare]

plus ragdolls and all the calculations needed for each attack

[tired steeple]

hello

what class should I play today

[urban elbow]

Yes, that too lol.

[modern bobcat]

Lol why is DT down at Mixed reviews on steam

who is doing this XD

[urban elbow]

There are settings to reduce that.

[urban elbow]

People expected the class to be free or something.

[cold sedge]

anybody got a fix on ps to increase fps?

i hopped in an auric maelstrom and i couldnt dodge crusher overheads or sniper shots

bc the lag and stutter is just absurd

[hard gorge]

Thats actually an intended hidden mechanic

The better you are, the more the Chaos gods try to curse you

Sometimes, instead of a 50 zillion poxwalker horde they just push you in the direction of 3 angry ogryns

[elder hare]

the 5th chaos god, latency

[hard gorge]

12 bucks is a lot to ask for tbh

[urban elbow]

What are the best weapons for the Arbites class right now?

[hard gorge]

And id rather get something for free too lel

[elder hare]

12 bucks is the tax for new released games and a lot of good food, but i wouldn't ever complain about free content

[urban elbow]

You can say what you want about the price but you're in another world if you thought it was going to be free lol.

[thick coyote]

Smite Psyker

[hard gorge]

Ah I kinda figured itd cost something, but at the same time Id hope it would be free too lel

[thick fog]

broken asses

[rose pine]

Cant believe you didn't suggest Ogryn, pathetic.

[thick fog]

Next time dont waste it all on slop

[urban elbow]

That would have been great but I imagine that would have been trade offs like no free earnable cosmetics.

[hard gorge]

Also this weird subsect of people sperging out about people not wanting to pay

[thick fog]

And actual good quality content smh

[hard gorge]

Are the earnable cosmetics any good, or is it another wave of 5 ragged tshirts

[rose pine]

We shall play Ogryn Pals in 67 Minutes, and we will kill all of the Heretics.

[thick coyote]

I'm a psyker main

[urban elbow]

Some of them look good.

[thick coyote]

I'll suggest my main

[hard gorge]

Aaah okok

[thick coyote]

[rose pine]

I'm sorry to hear that

I hope you recover.

[hard gorge]

Thats just masochism

[elder stone]

This isn’t a flex

[tawdry jay]

Ogryn life

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[urban elbow]

The class is pretty strong right now.

[elder stone]

It’s like flexing your drug addiction

[rose pine]

That's like hearing an Arbiter saying " I like playing Arbiter : ) "

But more silly

[thick coyote]

Psyker is top 2 class

Anyways

[elder hare]

i like playing arbiter : )

[thick coyote]

[rose pine]

imagine going with the Meta.

Such a Spark'ed move.

Pathetic, actually sad.

[thick fog]

Decent but all arbites penance cosmetics are just variants with more equipment and funny shoulder cape

[rose pine]

I hope you recovover

[thick coyote]

Since when Scriers Smite is meta

[tawdry jay]

I've liked all the classes but lean ogyrn or zealot

[thick coyote]

[rose pine]

You should play Ogryn.

Less thinking = more fun.

Simple as.

[thick coyote]

Trying to make me play meta

Smh

[vestal mantle]

I only have zealot and vet levelled

[rose pine]

Says the one who keeps mentioning the Meta.

[thick coyote]

Thought you were better than that

[rose pine]

I play Ogryn because it is silly and funny.

Not because it's 'the meta'

[elder hare]

funnily enough thats one of the reasons i couldn't play ogryn, give me combat anxiety or riot

[rose pine]

Also, 23 Caliber Shotguns.

[thick coyote]

I play psyker because it's maniacal fun

[rose pine]

It is funny.

Play it.

[thick coyote]

Not because it's meta

[rose pine]

Okay Metadiver

[cold sedge]

a hidden mechanic is my ps5 getting bricked by an update? i mean if thats not some chaos god bullshit idk what is

[rose pine]

Say that to metamporer.

[thick coyote]

Says the metabrain

[elder hare]

truthfully it just wasn't fun, got one to 29 and cant be bothered for the last level

[thick coyote]

[rose pine]

Boss, you're the one who keeps mentioning it, you're the Metabrain, clearly 😔

[vestal mantle]

I play vet because i want a bigger pew pew than heretics, i play zealot because hammer vs gun = hammer wins

[rose pine]

Tell me thy wisdom

[rose pine]

Try Kickback, it is funni (Ogryn Only=

[thick coyote]

I'm not the one mentioning

[urban elbow]

Does anybody know the meta weapons for the Arbites class right now?

[rose pine]

You.. did thrice..

[hard gorge]

Thats tzeentch right there

[vestal mantle]

Ill start ogryn when i get veteran to damnation

[elder hare]

arb maul and exc shottie

[thick coyote]

The dog

[elder hare]

they nerfed it so now it's just a sidegrade

[cold sedge]

shot pistol baby all you neeeeeeed

[thick coyote]

You did 4

😭

This isn't going anywhere is it

[urban elbow]

Is that good for a melee build though?

[thick coyote]

[elder hare]

really good for a melee build

stack stagger damage and knockdowns and ez melee

[fluid moon]

shot pistol arbites gotta be the worst thing on this earth especially when they get the perk to get rid of the dog then stand behind an ogryn the whole game

i’ve gotten more friendly fire from some jackass with a revolver than i have every vet i’ve played with

[urban elbow]

Stagger damage would be with the strong attacks, right?

[thick coyote]

Eh
Shot pistol can 2 tap most important enemies

looks inside
5 shots loaded

[fluid moon]

it can also put a sizable dent in my 500 hp which is bullshit

[elder hare]

There are nodes that boost impact, heavies do a lot more stagger but you can also charge the line and knock down/stagger anything

[urban elbow]

What does Impact do?

[thick coyote]

What are you really talking about

[rose pine]

Use Kickback

It is funni

[thick coyote]

There's no friendly fire

[fluid moon]

i’ve been shot in the back of the head by enough boltguns to debate that

[thick coyote]

Yeah and deals 0 damage to you

There's no friendly fire

[tawny grail]

You'd look pretty silly though

[thick coyote]

Except for barrels and bursters

But that's different

[tawdry jay]

friendly blown barrels are the most dangerous enemy

team wipe off a catwalk

[elder hare]

impact improves the amount of stagger each attack does

[rose pine]

Simply Elbowblock them with Ogryn Elbow

It is that simply

[tired steeple]

there will be a day we actually get to play but I'm not gonna be on very long

today

[fading otter]

If you “inspect” a weapon it tells you exactly what every stat does

[elder merlin]

@modest flume darktide?

[rose pine]

I cannot believe, you've dnied me for [32'th] Day in a row 😔

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

my sleep schedule is ass backwards

can I be real btw

[tawdry jay]

fellow overnighter?

[tired steeple]

never been a fan of ogryn shield

[thick coyote]

Does it have Skullcrusher?

[tired steeple]

yeah. I think it's my autism? Apparently that causes sleep issues

[urban elbow]

I'm not talking about stats. I'm talking about various buffs they don't explain.

[tawny grail]

@urban elbow https://darktide.gameslantern.com/effects
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/modifiers

[elder hare]

If you want to go for full melee, it's what I'd do--there's also an aura that increases team damage on staggered enemies. The right keystone skill also improves impact with melee attacks, and blunt weapons have the most impact statistically (outside of guns like bolters, plasmas, etc)

[fading otter]

I mean you guys were talking about “Impact” which is clearly explained in inspect but ok lmao

[fiery wave]

Take caffeine. May drop you like a rock.

I fall asleep after an energy drink.

[elder hare]

same

Coffee after 3PM is naptime

[urban elbow]

Is that a stat for the Arbites Shock Maul?

[rose pine]

First, Yes, secondly, Slab shield is funny.
Because you can crunch someones skull into a fine paste 🙂

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @stable fox @thorny cave

[rose pine]

Hitting someone with a 637 Kg' Metal slap, on the thinnest edge of it, is funny

[tawdry jay]

strategically taken caffeine helps

[fiery wave]

IDK, brain wired differently. 20 cents to force zzz is gud.

[tawdry jay]

the shield loves hitting heads

[fading otter]

No but it is on other weapons, so you saying “I wish they would explain this stuff” is dumb…. Because they do

[elder hare]

push atacks into heavies will be your best friend with the arbmaul

[fiery wave]

200mg caffeine lul.

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @thick coyote

[tawny grail]

The interface isn't exactly the most intuitive for figuring out what everything means, and there are resources like Gameslantern you can link to that explain everything

This is like telling someone to go get a dictionary when they ask for a definition
Just don't answer if that's all ya got

[graceful drift]

Fellas, I might be addicted to Rogue trader since yesterday

[fading otter]

He’s complaining that things aren’t explained while there’s literally a way to view a screen that explains everything to you in game

[graceful drift]

That's it.

[fading otter]

Pardon me for trying to teach someone

[urban elbow]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I must not have seen it.

[urban elbow]

Yes but in a bad way.

[elder hare]

the games description is rough, and there have been times where the translation of skill effects don't make sense

[thick coyote]

Y'all do be calling me when I'm at work

😭

[elder merlin]

Get back to work

[thick coyote]

On it boss

[elder merlin]

[tawny grail]

Did you see the links I posted earlier? They should cover most of the basic definitions to get you started

[fading otter]

I mean you started the whole conversation in bad faith lol, I don’t complain about something being absent from a game when im not even sure if it absent or not

[tawny grail]

The heart of it was a request for help to understand what the different stats and effects do, no need to turn it into some kind of confrontation

[fading otter]

If you were asking “is there a way to view” we wouldn’t be here, you jumped right to complaining

[urban elbow]

I know the website which I may or may not have a look at. Thank you, thank you.

[fading otter]

Like so many do

[urban elbow]

I mean, you did belittle me. There's no reason to do that when you're teaching someone.

[fading otter]

I never belittled you, I said what you said is “dumb”, because in a vacuum, complaining about something in the game not being in the game IS dumb lol

[shut scroll]

do the mortis trials count towards auric survivor penance?

[delicate smelt]

Wish the game had a power sword+shield combo weapon

[fading otter]

It doesn’t matter, I just thought you were being sarcastic with your shock maul question so maybe went a little too aggro, my bad

[elder hare]

it'd be cool to have modular weapons, so shields can be the secondary weapon (like Rogue Trader) and we can swap out whatever mainhand that fits the criteria (1h)

bolt pistol, power sword, axe, maul, you name it

[urban elbow]

Yeah but there's other ways to say it without being rude lol. You can call me whatever you want but when you're teaching someone, you're not supposed to do that.

[urban elbow]

Don't worry about it lol. It's fine.

[fading otter]

I didn’t call you anything, I said your statement is dumb. Smart people can say dumb shit lol

[orchid skiff]

yall think hadron is cold but she's actually very sweet when you get to know her

[elder stone]

You do not know Hadron

[fading otter]

She’s better than Kayex, that’s for sure

[orchid skiff]

why are you here

[elder stone]

Where would I be

[orchid skiff]

our bed

[elder stone]

????????

[urban elbow]

Ah, you're right. I am extremely smart and I said a dumb thing.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[fading otter]

No need to be sorry lol I already apologized just didn’t want you to think I was directly insulting you

[elder stone]

our?????

[nocturne bloom]

Still as freaktide as ever I see

[urban elbow]

What are good blessings for the Exterminator Shotgun?

[nocturne bloom]

The one that makes it better

[woeful moss]

Anyone wanna teamup with me to get ASS titel?

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

[rose pine]

Freaktide? What.

[rose pine]

Sorry, can't remember what they go, but if you look up Arbiter Darktide builds, you might find the best.

[thick coyote]

The Agripina Shotgun

[nocturne bloom]

It wasn't a complaint

[rose pine]

You misspelled Kickback. Silly sparked

[thick coyote]

Did I stutter

[rose pine]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Anyways

Heard good things about Full Bore on exshotgun

[orchid skiff]

why's that better

[rose pine]

Fullbore is a must me thinks, as ita a duckbill shotty.

[thick coyote]

Better range
Higher finesse scaling
Shit ton of ammo

[rose pine]

Silly spark'ed, you don't use weapons, just brain and lil knife.

Silly weapons for Silly lil kreatures

[tawdry jay]

kickback is rad

[old quarry]

anyone else getting crash on mission end after the hotfix? I just wanna level my arbites but I lose all exp even though the mission finished...

[orchid skiff]

i forgot about the mk spread exterminator, i use the precise one

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[orchid skiff]

i tried starting the game and it crashed, can't relate

[thick coyote]

The voices told me gun good

[rose pine]

Kickback is the best snipwe rifle in the game, and the best close quarter auto gun as well.

[old quarry]

oof yea you got it worse

[round mica]

kickback with surgical is diabolical

[orchid skiff]

imma restart pc and hope that fixes things

[nocturne bloom]

If youre going for the choked exterminator shotty you may as well use the basic combat shotty

[rose pine]

Kickback is just good, best ogryn shooter.

[round mica]

i agree but i like rumbler too

[orchid skiff]

exterminator is the only shotgun i tried so i don't know anything else

[thick coyote]

Hey

[elder stone]

Freaky asf

[orchid skiff]

what's its full name

[thick coyote]

As long as you don't use Accatran shotgun

[rose pine]

But it is it the Kickback though

[orchid skiff]

im tryna be like u

[thick coyote]

You'll be fine

[nocturne bloom]

You go from 4 shots to like 13 with similar performance if not better

[thick coyote]

Shaped like one
Reloaded like one

Is there really any difference

[nocturne bloom]

The bill version is good because it just blasts everything in a room with a shot

[thick coyote]

[nocturne bloom]

Otherwise use the combat shotty

[rose pine]

@elder stone Verdict: only rations you get, is the potato peels you can manage to take from an ogryn, on potato peeling duety
(They have gotten permission to eat all the peels)
For 14 years.

[nocturne bloom]

Double ping is cray cray

[rose pine]

Ofkours' spark'ed would not get it, it is okay, little brain.

[vestal mantle]

4 hours and back to the grind

[rose pine]

You got dis

[vestal mantle]

Work is long

[rose pine]

You know who else is long?
@thick coyote patience

[vestal mantle]

My machine had a malfunction

[thick coyote]

I'm either patient or too lazy to get angry

[orchid skiff]

how do the shotguns compare to the shotpistol

i really like that one

good boss damage, can snipe far away, can take my time with shield

[primal wigeon]

I still wanna meet Brunt

[rose pine]

Maybe.. more ogryn than thought ...

[primal wigeon]

Where’s our boy. I don’t mind the shop’s fella right now as he’s nice but I want brunt to insult me every time 😦

[elder stone]

Why me??

[orchid skiff]

you know why

[rose pine]

Freaking dis

Simple as.

[gilded socket]

I

I feel so

Rested

[nocturne bloom]

unacceptable

[somber stream]

The Femboys are multiplying

[nocturne bloom]

WHERE

[somber stream]

EVERYWHERE

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

Or I could simply be a woman

[nocturne bloom]

a what

[somber stream]

There is no women on the internet

This is known

[gilded socket]

I am femgirl

Destroyer of sleep schedules

[vestal mantle]

So im just eating my sad fried rice

[elder stone]

what does the wo mean

[vestal mantle]

😦

[somber stream]

Bet you didn't use MSG

[gilded socket]

Fried rice of eternal sadness

[vestal mantle]

Worse

[normal linden]

Does Combat Stim's increase to rending and Power apply to Psyker's BB?

[vestal mantle]

Its cold and the microwave at work broke

[somber stream]

Anything to fill the tummy

[rose pine]

Enough about the femboys, can we have some strong, powerful, mighty Tomboys?

[somber stream]

Endangered species

I'm afraid you won't find those around these part

[gilded crown]

Very good

[normal linden]

ogryn tomboys 🤭

[rose pine]

Wish it was rhe femboys that was endangered.

[elder stone]

trying so hard to be different

[somber stream]

Who?

[gilded crown]

@waxen walrus

[rose pine]

I stand out, for wanting a woman who'd push me to go to the gym and work out with me as well.

[somber stream]

THat's

Borderline fantasy

[rose pine]

Scary af.

[somber stream]

Or a PT

[rose pine]

I know

PT as in the game, or potential tragedy.

[light fable]

has the "the next week" variant meme : "Tomorrow" been done with morrow himself yet? if not thats a missed opportunity

[outer jasper]

Personal trainer

[nocturne bloom]

there is one

[somber stream]

Penis Trajectory

What do you think?

[rose pine]

This is his

[rose pine]

Personal trainers suck.

[somber stream]

WHERE

[light fable]

he literally has most of the word tomorrow in his name

[fair bridge]

i don get it

[somber stream]

Sometimes, yeah

[fair bridge]

[rose pine]

I'll show ya som' real nice strong WOMOM if ya'd like sah, home brewed for my dnd campaign.

[somber stream]

Some sort of art big man? Very well, lay it on me

[gilded socket]

Weeg

[rose pine]

Big art man, I just make doodles and shit posting tbh

[outer jasper]

Ogryn being inexplicably good at art

[rose pine]

I just made a homebrew race of Cyclops with satyr like legs, that could crunch a level 16 fighter with plate armor, over their knee (without being fetishised)

[somber stream]

Now where's that salt water bottle

[rose pine]

Kek

[light fable]

those higher levels get rough, I've played a load of dnd most campagins stop around or before lvl 10

[rose pine]

Gonna send it when i get home : )

[thick coyote]

A cyclops with Goated legs huh

[somber stream]

I think

[rose pine]

Highest campaign I've run has been to 17.

[somber stream]

There's a whole animated series about that

[outer jasper]

I’m currently in a campaign that my friends call “power creep: the campaign”

[rose pine]

That waaaasss also thr time where the action economy started getting fucked

Yea, cool that the enemy 'whatever' had a lot of underlings.

Spellslot 7 Fireball.

[light fable]

Running a dark heresy game, it's sort of a system of who shoots first and hits pastes their target

[elder hare]

Ultimate challenge: only MAD builds

[light fable]

Druids every time, summoning as many wolves as they can, I've seen one summon 20

[rose pine]

Just wait till they start summoning fairies, that then turn the entire cast into Alpha T-rexes, with twice the amount of health than the boss

[light fable]

I think we've specifically avoided that, heard the stories years back though

[tired steeple]

just throwing this out there

inferno gotta be the worst modifier in the game

[rose pine]

Rock?

[tired steeple]

I just realised earlier when I was playing

how astronomically ass it is

[rose pine]

Better than Lights out.
Basically Lights out, with more world building.

[sweet trail]

i read somewhere that fs is considering adding a hive ganger class. what exactly would that like, entail?

[tired steeple]

lights out doesn't have 3 bombers every 3 feet

[elder hare]

Lights out spawns more DHs tho

[rose pine]

Unless if you're color blind, and every red hue is a brown/black brown, then it's like using your phone in the middle of the day, with it being at 5% light.

Everything is either a black brown, or black. Nothing else.

[elder hare]

thats when you get the weapon customization mod and add that special torch

[light fable]

before the game came out and we had details I thought we'd get something like that as those sorts end up in retinues

[inland mantle]

Why is this the first thing I see when opening gen chat

[elder stone]

Licht what

[outer jasper]

Someone said pt

[rose pine]

Attracted to it. Tbh, fair.

[wooden creek]

Where'd you read that FS is considering it? There's plenty of speculation/wishlisting from people, but FS hasn't said a word on what the next class added would be

[rose pine]

Didn't the Arbiter Class come out less than 3 weeks ago? Only took them 2+ years to make it.

[elder hare]

prolly a debuff/stimm focused class but we dont know

[rose pine]

Give them a bit before the new class.

[jovial pine]

[elder hare]

if it follows the same roadmap as VT games, new class every 6 months or so

[rose pine]

Reminder, Fatshark.

[elder hare]

FatShark also made VT

[wooden creek]

Well, we don't know exactly when they started working on the Arbites, so 2+ years is probably not quite the timeframe

[inland mantle]

We'll be lucky to get a class every 2 years for DT

[rose pine]

6 Months = 8-18 months.

[elder hare]

tru

[rose pine]

They're in different timezones mentally.

[thick coyote]

Don't worry
FS will release Necromancer any day now

[elder hare]

I think Sweden gets a ton of off time, less sweat to crank out constant updates. They're definitely a marathon company not a sprinter one

[thick coyote]

[sweet trail]

what would unique weapons/grenades be? like, pipe or something?

[inland mantle]

Pipe bombs would go hard

[rose pine]

They do have " Shock grenades " in the game already.

Hinted at by the Ogryns " Biggest Box of Boom "

[wooden creek]

But preproduction might take some time, and now they also have a bunch of other things to take care of (vet and zealot touchups, new weapons etc.)

[rose pine]

So properly something like that at least.

[light fable]

smaller rock

[elder stone]

Nuclear grenade

[elder hare]

Unique is hard cause we have two classes (three if you count box of fun) with krak grenades, but I'm thinking some kind of netted nade/cc. but to say it's speculation is more true

[somber stream]

Was jesting

[rose pine]

Tis nice

[thick coyote]

You get a shock weapon
You get a shock weapon
Everybody gets a shock weapon

[elder stone]

I dunnooo

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[rose pine]

I want there to be " Party setups "
Give the Veteran or Zealot, the possibility to give the Ogryn a nuclear bomb backpack ingame.

[light fable]

honestly we lack a melta grenade though thats some high power stuff

[rose pine]

And let them activate it.

[gilded socket]

Freak licht

[nocturne bloom]

i shall not expose

[somber stream]

T'WAS A JOKE

[elder stone]

What does this mean

[rose pine]

Weeb

[elder stone]

Even though pride month was last month you can still come out yk

[orchid skiff]

Be water my friend

[somber stream]

Fine, keep your secrets

[gilded socket]

Fricht

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Yes hi hello, Fricht here

[gilded socket]

Mom and dad are fighting again

[thick coyote]

C40k

[orchid skiff]

wtf purple name

[rose pine]

Having Parents? in this economy?

[delicate vapor]

[orchid skiff]

Mutant

[hot fjord]

Anyone else unable to install the update? Xbox PC app just fails the update and won't say why

[gilded socket]

Yup licht and red

[orchid skiff]

[somber stream]

Huh?

[rose pine]

Apparently, someone is shipping you with someone else.

Welcome to being a Tumblr hit.

[gilded socket]

Wtf

Not tumblr

[inland mantle]

A fate worse than death 😔

[gilded socket]

Its a joke

[rose pine]

We all know Tumblr is a joke.

[somber stream]

No no this smells like Tumblr alright

[gilded socket]

Runt is the one who interpreted it that way

[rose pine]

Tumblr fanficting in the writing, by our very own gothory

Make sure to send it in PM's when you're done.

[gilded socket]

Hang that mf

[rose pine]

I'll make art for it

Free

[gilded socket]

Naahh

[rose pine]

Mite' be Ogryn' but can read better dan' mos' spark'eds n' plate faces.

Earnin' Bonus rations for dat'.

Simple as.

[elder stone]

isnt Tumblr just gay Grindr?

[gilded socket]

Read like a degenerate

[somber stream]

I have seen the art

He does decent art

[rose pine]

Read inbetween da' lines.

It is fine, Licht is shippable, very strong Lil' Sah.

Would ship, but never made Tumblr, so kannot

[gilded socket]

I don’t know if tumblr is a real app

[somber stream]

Yes, am strong!

But uh, ples no Tumblr

[ripe tangle]

I haven't heard of Tumblr in so long...

[rose pine]

Stronkest lil' Licht, my emprah, doin' da work da' is needed for all of Emprah' kin.

[gilded socket]

Hiii luciaaa

[ripe tangle]

Greetings c:

[rose pine]

You can contact gothory for more details on Tumblr.

Dems a real chad

[somber stream]

For the Emperor big man, may he bless ye mighty soul

[gilded socket]

Blah blah im gonna go pray to she who hungers rq

[rose pine]

Don' kno' bout'da souls, only bou'taa tomboys, n' Da' Rations, Sah'.

[somber stream]

Priorities eh? I like your style

[rose pine]

The urge to make more Tumblr jokes is too harsh.

Gotta cleanse myself by exterminating the bots against Democracy

[urban elbow]

Does the Will of the Lex skill consume stacks?

[analog marsh]

no

[elder hare]

For class specific questions, your best bet would be to check #arbites-class as well--not saying you wont get an answer here, but you'll have better discussions there usually

regarding mechanics

[gilded socket]

Get to work Ogryn

[rose pine]

Hav' been, since I started typing dis' morning.

Pathetic' da' ya'd tink' odderwise.

[gilded socket]

Back to it slab

[jovial pine]

wo' a bo'a

[somber stream]

Init?

[thick coyote]

[elder stone]

thank god british "people" are exlied to an island

[jovial pine]

bad things happen when they leave that island (they make the biggest empire yet)

[gilded socket]

Then they die

[viscid spindle]

In game it looks like cyber mastiffs breathe through their ribcage with cybernetics, is this lore stuff or something else?

[spare cliff]

americans pronounce water bottle as wader boddle

theres a t

3 in fact

[somber stream]

A Finnish

There is

A Finnish here

[raven nimbus]

Is the party finder causing anyone else's game to crash?

[somber stream]

You should report that via ticket

[viscid spindle]

I'm not a rare pokemon, put your pokeball away.

[gilded socket]

Fins are all femboys

[viscid spindle]

k

[thick coyote]

Idk

[elder hare]

i hear you but i respond: Worcestershire

[thick coyote]

looks at Sam Lake

Idk

[brazen pelican]

So all Finns are good people. :3

[rose pine]

Fins and Swedes, Germans and Norwegians.

All femboys

[somber stream]

Pardon?

[gilded socket]

I wouldn’t say that

[somber stream]

^This guy is Dannish btw

Runt i mean

[gilded socket]

Im german and Mexican

No dannish

[rose pine]

He's not talking about you I'm afraid.

But me

Compared to the Danish, every other Scandinavian is Considered Femboys.

[somber stream]

You're lucky i like the Danes

[rose pine]

The Danes are fucking assholes.

And I hate them, but not as much as the Swedish

[gilded socket]

All euros are femboys

This is the law

[rose pine]

Okay lil 5'2 shortie.

[spare cliff]

ching chang ching noot-ee-lie🎶

[rose pine]

Want me to get a footstool to let you reach the plates ?

[gilded socket]

Im 5’7

[somber stream]

Uh, hello? Metric?

[rose pine]

Potato potota, 5'2 and 5'7 is basically the same.

Øøøh..

Miniscule snacksized shortie, and shortie.

Real 197 Cm / 6'6's rise up.

[round mica]

How tall is ogryn

[somber stream]

About 3 metres

[round mica]

nice

[rose pine]

Bout as tall as a Space marine, if not taller sometimes.

[gilded socket]

Im gonna cut your kneecap off

And hack your legs off

[rose pine]

Need me to get you a proper knife? instead of the like.. Child-cubbard toy-selection?

[broken brook]

They're bigger on average

[gilded socket]

I have a kabar

From my marine uncle

[round mica]

[rose pine]

Cool flex.

I have a heavy duty hedge clipper that can cut pine-logs without chugging'.

[spare cliff]

i have glamdring

[rose pine]

Battery powered.

[rose pine]

This, this is good.

[somber stream]

I have my grandfather's k- actually nvm

[spare cliff]

if anyone breaks in better call my ass turgon

[rose pine]

Think you mispelled 'corpse' with a K'.

[round mica]

i have a heavy duty deznutts tool

[rose pine]

Let me fix that for you 📎

[somber stream]

I will mail a Krak to your doorstep Runt

[rose pine]

The fuse isn't long enough.

[broken brook]

Make it longer than

[somber stream]

I have my ways

[rose pine]

After what you showed me in Pm's? You're only making my fuse burn brighter

[round mica]

🪨

[round mica]

tf is that sticker lmao

nightmare fuel

[somber stream]

That's my cue to go touch grass for today

Good day chat

[tired steeple]

Is it a wojak of a chaos hound

[elder stone]

Yes

[round mica]

lmao

[tired steeple]

It’s terrifying

[round mica]

No image perms

feelsbadman

[thick coyote]

It's the Houjack

[round mica]

Not as terrifying as this https://i.imgur.com/erolBAB.jpeg

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I saw that

[rose pine]

Least pale Ogryn on the Mourning star.

[jovial pine]

the ogryns are beautiful

[thick coyote]

Mf got that albinogryn

But damn

The drip is immaculate

[modest flume]

You uncultured SWINES

That's Titan-Joker from Batman Arkham Asylum

[round mica]

lol

[elder stone]

This game fuels my drinking problem

[orchid skiff]

does unleashed brutality also improve dog's range ?

[rose pine]

Dont think it does, as it doesn't state it?

The Dogs range is as far as you can click a tag action, as the dog will literally -teleport- to get there)

[gilded socket]

Gimmie a monster

[thick coyote]

No

[broken brook]

Real and true

[stark bobcat]

Only way to increase dog roam range is the "Go get 'em!" keystone which increases it from 16meters to 45

[round mica]

i dont have the class unlocked yet but i have a dog icon as another clas on my hud

does that mean doggo is protecting me?

[thick coyote]

(1) Adds an alternative weight value during Cyber-Mastiff's target selection which manipulates the score calculation in favor of enemies with the elite or special tag to make it more likely that Cyber-Mastiff attacks them.

(2) Increases Cyber-Mastiff's damage by 25% against enemies with the elite tag; stacks additively with Bloodlust, Execution Order, and Kill Order.

[orchid skiff]

i'm not satisfied with that because the ai is so weird

[elder stone]

Have you tried doing the untouchable operative penance?

It’s causing my hair to turn white early

[rose pine]

Tag an enemy, and wait.

[orchid skiff]

like he goes to kill a ranged, nice, but then don't come back to me, keep going after the others 2 meters away!!!

[rose pine]

The dog will walk into spawn points, and teleport to other spawn points, to get to the enemy.

[gilded socket]

Come eat lobsta with a monsta

[silver jasper]

The balding begins

[broken brook]

Which one is that?

[rose pine]

Wait who's balding?

[elder stone]

Complete 5 auric missions without dying consecutively

[orchid skiff]

white hair is hot

[broken brook]

Oh yeah ive gotten close to it multiple times

[silver jasper]

My grandparents iirc werent bald so I may actually keep my hair

[elder stone]

I’m at 2/5 and I just played the worst game of my life I don’t know how I didn’t die

[rose pine]

Reminder, it's mostly men over the age of 47, and women above the age of 67 with white hair.

[old quarry]

alright I'm on 6 missions in a row now where the game disconnects me at the end of mission screen and I get no xp, just penance and weapon mastery progress. I'm trying to level my arbites and am literally stuck because of this. Anyone have this issue before and know a fix?

[rose pine]

Glad we got some Gilf and.. Gilf lovers in here.

[orchid skiff]

i tried an auric and got disconnected by unexpected error 🙂

[rose pine]

Grand parent-lovers etc.

[elder stone]

Server issue

[orchid skiff]

i was halfway through the mission

my team sucked but being disconnected sucks too

[gilded socket]

Im gonna purify you lot with a heavy flamer

[elder stone]

My teammate came in with the wrong build according to him and went down every 5 nanoseconds

The other two were lobotomites

[rose pine]

Gotta be able to carry it first

[orchid skiff]

my teammate at the end of the game "sry for playing bad i'm not used to this class" oh is this why you ran at the deamonhost we pinged

[silver jasper]

I remember having this player that wouldn’t stfu in the vc and got downed like 13 times. At the end they said “ez”. Bless their heart😭 😭

[old quarry]

rip hope it's fixed soon cuz it's infuriating

[gilded socket]

I can do it! Im strong enough

[elder stone]

Lmao

[tawdry jay]

ive had heavy breathers on open mics too often

[silver jasper]

Regular damnation too iirc

[rose pine]

I-.. well.. erhm.. Sure, give yourhighest deadlift mark'.

[elder stone]

“I brought the wrong build”

He proceeds to into a horde, not moving at the sight of the sniper laser pointing at him. Twice.

[tawdry jay]

Poking every daemonhost spawn

[rose pine]

Rock them thrice.

[elder stone]

Literally

[rose pine]

If they awaken to either rock, or team mates, it's the other lots fault.

[elder stone]

There were two dh

And they attacked both

[gilded socket]

Im not that weak

[tawdry jay]

I usually walk away when someone purposely pokes the host

Not my problem

[rose pine]

A "heavy flamethrower" system, like the Russian TOS-1, can weigh around 45.3 tons (100,000 lb)

Aight, if you can carry that, you a G'.

[tawdry jay]

My grandma could

[rose pine]

Your grandma basically solved World war 3 before it happened.

No need to flex about it (again)

[tawdry jay]

she a real gilf

[rose pine]

I know son.

[elder stone]

what

[orchid skiff]

i'm as good as that
play with me

[elder stone]

?????

[gilded socket]

I can have one mounted to my leman russ

[elder stone]

At least take me out to dinner first

Jeez

[rose pine]

Lemaruss

[orchid skiff]

I am the dinner

[rose pine]

Sounds like what an Ogryn would call a Spark'ed they mildly enjoy, but can pronounce their name off.

[rose pine]

That's a -2

[elder stone]

😭

[gilded socket]

Im gonna shoot you

[rose pine]

You can certainly try.

But I got 4 Wounds : )

[brazen pelican]

Be nice to Orgyn. He is friend.

[lunar kiln]

Agree to disagree, do I

[rose pine]

Do NOT BEFRIEND ME

DAEMON O' 'ERETIC

[gilded socket]

Hes being mean!!!!

[rose pine]

Yes

[orchid skiff]

Hadron is so cute

[elder stone]

I’m Hadron

[tawdry jay]

I take bullet so you don have too

[gilded socket]

I wil, with a plasma gun

[rose pine]

Heh, you're 7381 Years old.

[rose pine]

I'll elbow block it.

[round mica]

BASED

[rose pine]

Casual Ogryn shenanigans

[gilded socket]

Boltgun

[elder stone]

Yeah and some people are into older partners

[rose pine]

Catch the bullet with my eyelid.

[rose pine]

As an adult, I have to agree, I'm attracted to people with experience, and people who have their life together.

[gilded socket]

That’s impossible

[rose pine]

Attractive trait

[rose pine]

You just haven't played Ogryn enough smh.

[gilded socket]

Older wonmen…

[rose pine]

Gotta learn their passives.

[gilded socket]

Ive never played and never will

[molten bridge]

iv got a bit of a question
who here actively tries to speedrun or run ahead of their team (by like, a LOT) in quickplays or auric maels?

[gilded socket]

Im better than you chunk of ass

[gilded socket]

I always stay behind to fight hordes

[rose pine]

The second you needed to state that, you proved that you werent.

[molten bridge]

with randoms too btw, not in a team that is actively trying to speedrun

[rose pine]

Ogryns best 🪨

[orchid skiff]

oh.. you're american....

[gilded socket]

Watch me outrun you

[rose pine]

PFFTRHTH

[molten bridge]

ok
iv encountered 2 people so far who have been doing this type of behavior of running ahead and just abandoning everybody behind them

[rose pine]

Knife zealot moment.

[elder stone]

No I’m not

[gilded socket]

Nope, thunderhammer

[rose pine]

This is respectable.

[molten bridge]

a stealth vet xbox player
and an ogryn named "noooocoherency" who was playing on keyboard

[elder stone]

Knife supremacy

[rose pine]

Pickaxe is my favorite knife

Sharp on edge, like knife, so is knife.

[molten bridge]

the stealth vet never said anything when asked, i assume because they were on controller

[elder stone]

But I’m euro

[molten bridge]

but the ogryn was a huge asshole about it

probably because they thought it was a funny joke and gimmick to have to screw everybody else over

[gilded socket]

Im not a bitch who needs to stab something to death, i crush and smash my enemies into pancakes or i burn them to ash, like a real zealot would

[nocturne bloom]

erm, pickaxes arent supposed to be sharp as that would mar the tools efficiency🤓

[rose pine]

Stealth Vet is funny.

[orchid skiff]

not what your profile says

[rose pine]

Okay shortie, want me to get a stepladder so you can talk face to face?

[elder stone]

I’m in the states

[gilded socket]

Im gonna crush your arm

[elder stone]

Does t make me American

[gilded socket]

Me when i lie

[molten bridge]

i really want to understand what the logic behind doing this is though

[rose pine]

Suuuure..

[orchid skiff]

if you touch us soil euros do not want you back

[gilded socket]

I will!

I just gotta stand on top of my tank

[rose pine]

You're about as threatening as someone I've met on a puplic Discord serve-.. wait.. Oh-

[elder stone]

I never touch the ground

[gilded socket]

Huh

[rose pine]

To Quote the third best class in TF2
" Oooh yea, you're real scary "

[thick coyote]

It should impale enemies regardless

[elder stone]

I’m on the eu council

[thick coyote]

Imagine swinging it around and poxxers just get stuck into it

[round mica]

im getting scoreboard mogged by arbites and it hurts me feelings

[elder stone]

Snoreboard

[round mica]

its not even like 10k-20k its like 300k over

without even trying feelzbadmn

[rose pine]

Just ignore Arbites if you're using the Scoreboard mod.

[outer jasper]

Imagine using mods

[round mica]

no dopamine

[rose pine]

They're so boofed stat-wise, that it's sad.

[outer jasper]

Fuckin dweeb

[gilded socket]

I want a real 200lbs thunderhammer

So that way i can really smite a motherfucker

[rose pine]

Imagine the game lacking one of the most basic ordeals that literally every other game has (Except L4D2, because that game is a gem)

[round mica]

i only started using it recently for the multiple boss healthbar indicators for mortis, scoreboard is fun tho u get to hyper optimise ur build and keep track

[rose pine]

Only been two and a half years, and still no scoreboard.

[outer jasper]

Bro optimizes his builds

Dweeb

[round mica]

let me live

[old quarry]

holy shit, turns out it was storing the xp from the last 6 end of mission disconnects I had. Finally got through a mission without the servers dying and it leveled me from 22 to 30 all at once. THANK GOD.

[rose pine]

No, you cant have fun, it's illegal.

[gilded socket]

Runt im gonna hit you like you’re a baseball

[outer jasper]

I’m waiting for Fatshark to add rocket jumping

[rose pine]

Want me to help you lift the baseball bat?

[gilded socket]

…yeah

[round mica]

BRUH https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1lvgifq/damage_comparison_of_bleed_bug/ 💀

[rose pine]

I'll send you a workout regime tomorrow.

Will turn you from lil' weak' spark'ed, to strong' n' powerful Ogryn-minded Ogryn

[gilded socket]

Id rather not be a dumbass but ok

[rose pine]

Being a dumbass today is a feature you get from being terminally online.

[elder stone]

Make the game into jetpack joyride

[silver jasper]

I’m terminally online outside of work

[elder merlin]

Come on, join us. Be a ogryn

[silver jasper]

Atleast I do work

[rose pine]

If you cant lift your own body in weight.

I'm saddened.

Or.. own weight in body?

Whatever works.

[tawdry jay]

im standing at a desk no one comes to most days, i get it

[elder stone]

Now what if I do more than my body weight

[tawdry jay]

oh i thought you said at work

[silver jasper]

I do retail

You know nothing of my pain

[rose pine]

Not having a job, in this economy?

[tawdry jay]

i used to do retail, i dipped hard

[outer jasper]

I’m built like an irl goblin I can only lift sharpened sticks

[elder stone]

That’s not bad

[rose pine]

If you're a lil' twig-sized twink, not impressed, if you're 170+ LBS, hefty GUT-ogryn based weight lifter. Den is nice.

[elder stone]

I am not a twink

[silver jasper]

I’m 5’4 140🥀

[tawdry jay]

its nothing to be ashamed of

[elder stone]

Yeah just become a femboy atp I don’t even know

[rose pine]

Firstly, that's something a twink would say Loosh.
Secondly.
Tiny lil' kreature.

Become a dwarf.

[elder stone]

6’2 btw

[rose pine]

Short.

[silver jasper]

Already have somewhat

[outer jasper]

Man I am 5”1

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKPuLFx6RYE

[tawdry jay]

how do yall reach stuff

[elder stone]

They dont

[rose pine]

Simply follow these guidelines

[outer jasper]

Climb

[silver jasper]

We don’t

[gilded socket]

Hi paul and no

[rose pine]

They have a pocket step ladder in their backpocket.

[silver jasper]

No I just ask for help😭 😭

[tawdry jay]

Im 6ft dead with my awful posture

[silver jasper]

Or I just suffer

[gilded socket]

Someone me and runt are the tallest here

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKPuLFx6RYE

Do it.

[elder stone]

They gotta pick you up to reach the top shelf

[tawdry jay]

need a stepstool to get in a rav4

[gilded socket]

Do you need uppies constantly

[silver jasper]

Both of you shush😭

[rose pine]

Need a stepping stool to reach across the table to reach the salt.

[elder stone]

I need to stimulate myself
im gonna play darktide, clash royale, spotify, and watch subway surfers

[gilded socket]

Somehow im taller

[rose pine]

Actual humilization-levels of funny.

Kek

[tawdry jay]

god i wish that were me

[gilded socket]

Huh

[elder stone]

hello shorty

[tawdry jay]

[rose pine]

As a person who's usually giving the 'uppies'. It's not fun to have someone who demands constant uppies.

It's a bitch on the back.

[elder stone]

punt them idk

[rose pine]

They'd die.

[silver jasper]

As someone whos never even gotten uppies before I don’t think I ever want to

[elder stone]

Remove short people

[tawdry jay]

understandable, i have to do it too
just be nice to be on the other side occasionally

[modest flume]

Can confirm, developed sciatica at 26, I'm 6'3 (iirc)

[outer jasper]

Tbh it’s just easier for me to get picked up

[rose pine]

I'm actively working on it, but people rather want to be Femboys, than Dwarf men.

[modest flume]

That would be 1.97m if I'm not wrong

[rose pine]

Become Dwarf pilled.

[elder stone]

Rock and stone

[tawdry jay]

GF whips out the big goth boots occasionally

[somber stream]

Chat, what the fuck

[elder stone]

Freak

[rose pine]

Licht, help me, we must cleanse the shorties.

[outer jasper]

Secret 3rd option is goblin

[silver jasper]

You would rather remove femboys then small dudes?

[elder stone]

Hello shorty

[hoary prawn]

Do you guys fart when you're nervous

[rose pine]

Kek, who'd ever want to be, draw, or interact with goblins.

[elder stone]

what

[modest flume]

Sleep on the wrong side of the bed, wake up losing the feeling in your back

[gilded socket]

Hi german old man

[tawdry jay]

nah i crap myself

[rose pine]

Dont say anything Licht, I will turn you into a mallet.

[silver jasper]

I sleep on the wrong side I just fucking fall off, loft bed moment😭 😭

[somber stream]

Im literally young

[thick fog]

[elder stone]

Licht come live in Chornobyl with me

[gilded socket]

You’re like 65

[rose pine]

In this economy?

[gilded socket]

Licht licht, tell me what east and west Germany was like licht

[tawdry jay]

[silver jasper]

Live out in the zone fr hunting for artifacts 🙏 🙏

[elder stone]

Licht who told you 28 was young

[thick fog]

Broke the fence and fall over from above

[tawdry jay]

where i live 28 is basically a fetus

[elder stone]

I reside in pripyat its so peak

[rose pine]

28 is kindergarten

[silver jasper]

28 is middle age in America basically

[silver jasper]

Yessir yessir

[primal wigeon]

I have a simple rule: If it ain't human, Hit it with a thunderhammer until it looks human enough or until it stops existing.

[rose pine]

Imagine not deadlifting at the age of 132

[elder stone]

28 is not-conceptualised

not young its baby

[shrewd salmon]

Sorry for the interruption, gamers, but where can I report a bug to FS?

[elder stone]

#🎒support-issues

[thick fog]

In their forums

[somber stream]

Gamer? There’s no gamer here

Only gaymers

[gilded socket]

This

[somber stream]

Bunch of men courting each othee aggressively

[tawdry jay]

true gaymers

[rose pine]

Sacrifice a small animal, praise the Games Workshop, and go with crossed fingers while offering them a newborn.

[thick fog]

What is a gaymer

[rose pine]

And maybe, they'll listen.

[gilded socket]

Licht x red yaoi confirmed

[somber stream]

I will shoot you

[elder stone]

Joined the ZSU dawggg why am I patrolling reactor 4 😭

[uneven ermine]

I love this game only giving me bots the one time I play as zealot so I can’t shoot enemies from range

[rose pine]

Told you, Tumblr.