general-chat

[nocturne bloom]

Just learned im ancient chat

[unreal quiver]

this sounds like 18-19 cope

[brazen pelican]

You know a pun is good when people groan and tell you to gtfo.

[elder stone]

Thems the rules

[light nymph]

might be that maturing thing iunno, but its nice, i enjoy the world more than i did when i was younger, simpler things amuse me more, the mental tax the world takes on me is lessened

that or my brain has more holes who knows

[ripe tangle]

Just accept your fate sinner! Be ready for alone time with Sister Lucia.

[modest flume]

Finally, a cultured individual

[gilded socket]

I repent my sins

[delicate vapor]

goodness gracious

[nocturne bloom]

Cat boy

[delicate vapor]

Snake boy

[jovial pine]

more ways to appreciate wine when you know how wine is made, where it's from, the history, etc. same with how we experience life.

but...that can also make the terrible things in life even more dire just the same

[ripe tangle]

okay fair enough, you’re off the hook.

[nocturne bloom]

You know it

[brazen pelican]

Where?!

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

That easily?

[elder stone]

But you know Licht at least you can be proud of your humorless country, Im in the same boat as you

[brazen pelican]

No flamer? I'm starting to suspect you're not a real SoB.

[gilded socket]

I thought you would like slap me around and lecture me on proper composure

[ripe tangle]

prepare yourself now; I will grant upon you a smooch.

[gilded socket]

Oh

Thats why

[elder stone]

Except I cant be happy because my country is so unfunny its genuinely tear-inducing from how bad it is

[brazen pelican]

"Same boat as you?" You mean a U-boat?

[tired steeple]

sorry everyone brunt had to be put down

[ripe tangle]

I’ll burn you Abberation of the Warp! I will banish you with Holy Fire!

[elder stone]

uhhghg gtfo

[somber stream]

You’re the best, beer-none

[jovial pine]

what does this sticker communicate elios

[marsh iris]

I-boat too expensive

[tired steeple]

so how is everyone

[brazen pelican]

UwU?

[delicate vapor]

It means I have mandatory genshin playing time

[jovial pine]

we have to kill him (you)

[light nymph]

well its not like im just perfect and serene coasting through the world

[modest flume]

"So my 12 year old nephew came up to me and asked if he could try some coffee. I gave him some and he said it tasted like dirt. I replied, "Yeah, I just ground it this morning."

[tired steeple]

you should play a better game like zenless zone zero

[nocturne bloom]

Could be worse, you could be one of those remote tribes thats been infected with societal brainrot

[elder stone]

Licht its bad when I cant understand it

[tired steeple]

or honkai star rail

[gaunt wind]

In Germany, we have a joke. No seriously, we do.

[brazen pelican]

[gilded socket]

Hiiiii, im so exhausted from lore writing and researching regiment formation and how armoured regiments work

[elder stone]

No it cant be worse

[delicate vapor]

Star rail is easy with built characters

[gilded socket]

I HATE IT BUT I LOVE IT

[light nymph]

planning a cross country move is making me wanna volunteer for servitorization if we should use more appropriate language

[marsh iris]

is that the joke?

[tired steeple]

was it fun though

[gilded socket]

NO AND YES

[tired steeple]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

as an instrument of his never ending wrath, as a Sister of the Order of the Bloody Rose, I will empty your entrails with a dull knife and watch you crumble to dust you filthy Daemon!

[brazen pelican]

"Two hunters meet. Both are dead."?

[somber stream]

That was the joke, yes

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

What’s wrong with it?

[gilded socket]

It’s genuinely interesting but so exhausting

[light nymph]

like jesus money, passports, severing citizenship because apparently its more expensive that i immediately thought having dual citizenship is, actually learning a damn language

[elder stone]

Its funny

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Thats whats wrong with it

[modest flume]

What did the plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

[brazen pelican]

O-Oh no... Please don't... UwU

[light nymph]

as they say in the country im moving to, co kurwa

[gilded socket]

Its also given me an insight on how real life armoured military units work

[tired steeple]

especially since there's so many tanks across all these different countries with different builds and different formations and different weapons

[gilded socket]

Perhaps when?

[tired steeple]

man pistachio just doesn't taste like anything to me

[ripe tangle]

Why’re you acting excited!?! Normally people tremble at such a threat.

[tired steeple]

it's just normal idk what's so good about it

I like it but it's nothing special

[brazen pelican]

Sneakily puts on "Sabaton - Winged Hussars".

[gilded socket]

And unit style and combat effectiveness in certain situations

[ripe tangle]

Now.

[elder stone]

"How are things?"
"Like the economy: Alive, but consistently bad"

[gilded socket]

Im terrified

[modest flume]

Two fish are in a tank. The first one turns to the second and asks "How do you drive this?"

[light nymph]

you need to like front load 20 pistachios in your mouth to get a taste

[tired steeple]

I do wanna say I like that tiny ass french tank

[ripe tangle]

@gilded socket 💋

[tired steeple]

that's driven by one person

[gilded socket]

Waow

[gaunt wind]

Two men walk into a bar, the second one ducks.

[gilded socket]

A woman kissed me

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine using a auto loader (tank can opener) when you can just pay some kid minimum wage and give him free monsters just to do it faster

[elder stone]

I hate my country, it's awesome

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

you no longer need to yearn

[hard gorge]

Thats gonna be me and my future son

[modest flume]

Tbh this is what the Imperium does

[gilded socket]

DID YOU KNOW? a leman russ is crewed by 6

[tired steeple]

that's a lot less than I expected ngl

[gilded socket]

Varying on if it’s configured differently

[brazen pelican]

I volunteer as a tribute.

[modest flume]

Entire generations of people dedicated to loading guns on ships

[gilded socket]

Base is 6

[tired steeple]

AGHHH I BURNT MY TONGUE

[tiny shore]

are space marines capable of fear

[tired steeple]

FUCKIN TEA

[gaunt wind]

Leman russ is the "we need more gun" of tank designs

[elder stone]

Skill Issue

[tired steeple]

sort of

[light nymph]

i mean to be fair a leman russ is like what

[elder stone]

Oh I love Chai Tea

[ripe tangle]

I assumed a Leman Russ would be operated by like… 10+ people just because

[light nymph]

a super heavy tank with 12 guns on it

[tired steeple]

in a different way than other people

[light nymph]

depending on the configuration

[brazen pelican]

Imperial Guard usually have two hands.

[modest flume]

They can be uncertain/uneasy/second guess themselves

[tired steeple]

like space marines feel fear in like

"I must kill this thing to get it away"

[gilded socket]

Also did you lot know that a armoured regiment can have many lema russes and a baneblade accompanying it as escort

[tiny shore]

i'm curious if there are other races, or parts of the Nekron or perhaps one of the traitor legions that the space marine chapters are actually scared to encounter in a fight

[light nymph]

well space marine predator tanks have a lot of offloaded work to servitors and serfs iirc

[nocturne bloom]

The tiny FT 17 had special versions that could fit 3 people in it

[light nymph]

its been a LONG while since i peeped any astartes armored codecies

[tired steeple]

there's a type of tyranid that's known as the "space marine killer" so probably that

that's a nickname

but still

[gilded socket]

Depends on what its equipped with, base gun and side bolters is 6 crewmen

[ripe tangle]

How many Operators do Imperial Knights typically have?

[gilded socket]

1

[light nymph]

good lord thats a hard one

what kinda knight are you talkin about

[brazen pelican]

Raises far too many arms.

[gilded socket]

Most have 1

[ripe tangle]

Aren’t they usually like… a king or prince or some kind of royalty on their planet?

[tired steeple]

nobles

[light nymph]

well kinda but not exactly

[gilded socket]

Knight lineage

[tired steeple]

so kinda

[light nymph]

more like nobles and families who train

think like a knight of a noble family or something

[gilded socket]

Also can just be a guy who was friends with a noble family

[gaunt wind]

Yes that goes for most Titan classes actually

[ripe tangle]

that makes sense

[gilded socket]

And they choose the guy to he their knight

[light nymph]

he trained from birth to wield the sword, in this case the sword was a giant mech warrior

[gilded socket]

Also most knights are family heirlooms

Just like rogue trader ships

[light nymph]

and then sometimes they fuck up crazy style and have to be freeblades

[modest flume]

Mordian Iron Guard have reserve armor for every squad, including Baneblades

[ripe tangle]

I’ve always wanted a game where you play as a Knight and have to fight big stuff

[gilded socket]

This i didn’t know

[gilded socket]

Freeblade

Its a mobile game

[light nymph]

well you'll be incredibly dissapointed to know there's a few

[gilded socket]

You work with the dark angels

[light nymph]

and the knight sections all suck

[ripe tangle]

one that isn’t a Mobile Game

[gilded socket]

You can always make one

[tired steeple]

yeah the knight game sucks ass lol

[jovial pine]

mobile games arent even real

[light nymph]

freeblade is a poopy ass mobile game, the knight portions of inquisitor martyr are arguably the worst

[gaunt wind]

Let me hit a great unclean one with a plasma annihilator

[tired steeple]

in inquisitor: martyr, you do get to pilot a knight a few times

or well

titan?

[ripe tangle]

I was thinking something closer to Mech Warrior except 40k

[tired steeple]

yeah I think a titan not a knight

[light nymph]

no its a knight

you befriend a freeblade

[gilded socket]

Would be cook

[tired steeple]

okay maybe you play as the pilot then

[light nymph]

and he hangs around to help out from time to time

[modest flume]

They have heavy armor companies with over a dozen Baneblades each

[tired steeple]

yeah makes sense then

[light nymph]

the bloodfiend or something really stupid sounding

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck…

[tired steeple]

lucia are you aware of how knight pilots are

[light nymph]

look most of the naming stuff in inquisitor martyr was really dumb BUT

[tired steeple]

game was pretty cool

never finished it

[light nymph]

it gave the guy who eventually voiced abelard a job in 40k spaces

so

its important

[tired steeple]

oh that's awesome

[gaunt wind]

Mordians

[light nymph]

big ups the best seneschal of all time

[gilded socket]

Lucia so old, she didn’t dye her hair white

It just turned white

[modest flume]

Their parade uniforms are also their BDUs, and because Flak and carapace is sewn into their uniforms, they have more emphasis on lascannons on the squad level, because in a straight up fight, they can stomp most conventional infantry

[gaunt wind]

We are Mordians, loyal soldiers of the Emperor, each and every one. We will march while our throats are parched, our bellies empty and limbs are bleeding. We will fight until we die, and we will do it because the Emperor demands it. You command, and I shall obey.

[ripe tangle]

Why do you keep trying to mock my age?!

[gilded socket]

I know of the dress uniforms as bdus and their Marine Corps like asthetic

[gilded socket]

Its funny

And im not afraid of you

[tired steeple]

lucia

lucia

are you aware of knight pilots

[modest flume]

I have not bought anything from the slop shop

If they ever bring the Mordians, it may make me crack

[ripe tangle]

Mordians are the ones who look kind of like USMC dress uniform on parade guys right?

[gilded socket]

The dress blues

[ripe tangle]

yeah

[gilded socket]

I have my uncle’s dress blues

[light nymph]

i did like that the vostroyans had like 10 different types of big tall fluffy hat

very fun

[gilded socket]

Well, his first hat that doesn’t fit him

[brazen pelican]

Or join Slaanesh, we got cookies, anime and a sneak peek at 11th edition Space Marines.

[tired steeple]

do vostroyans have cool lore

[ripe tangle]

ngl the Dress Blues look very nice irl

[gilded socket]

They do

[ripe tangle]

like, they legitimately look cool

[tired steeple]

I never felt much for the russian guard

[gilded socket]

Im thinking of joining with the marine corps but they dont take people like me : (

[ripe tangle]

that’s only because you aren’t a Heretic, so you have no reason to be.

[gilded socket]

Dare i say it

Dare i

[ripe tangle]

say what?

[gilded socket]

HAG

[ripe tangle]

…..

[light nymph]

also also chem dogs gear i loved it bought one for almost every class

[ripe tangle]

[light nymph]

love my crack addict warriors

[brazen pelican]

Hey! Treat the elderly with some damn respect!

[gilded socket]

What if i other plans

[ripe tangle]

just because my hair is white doesn’t mean I’m old! I literally dye it.

[gilded socket]

Nah it turned old

You were there when goge was around

Licht told me so

He was there too

[ripe tangle]

I swear to the God Emperor… may I say his name without vain.

[modest flume]

Good thing Lucia is so lenient

[gilded socket]

Old

Old lady

[ripe tangle]

I’ll going to break your ass.

[gilded socket]

OLD!

[modest flume]

Slander of this kind against a more traditional sister? Immediately into the fire

[elder stone]

Restrain yourself

[gilded socket]

Old old old

[modern bobcat]

is this Tertium OR every city in America?

[gaunt wind]

Theres probably an entire forge world dedicated to making white hair dye for the sisters of battle

[gilded socket]

So so very old

[gilded socket]

I believe it

[tired steeple]

my vet is a former mordant acid dog

[marsh iris]

[modern bobcat]

An entire forge world just making mandatory servitor waifus for incel nobles

[ripe tangle]

same world that repairs their boob armour

[tired steeple]

cause I picked the ganger origin

[gilded socket]

Lucia so old she met messilina

[modest flume]

My Vet is from Mornax, because we can't select Branx Magna

[brazen pelican]

Hair looks kinda out of place on some of them imo. I'd bet you a few thousand aquilas they're one-size-fits-all wigs.

[tired steeple]

god I need some saintussy yesterday

[light nymph]

iirc its got something to do with the training process

[tired steeple]

okay I was hoping chat would go like HERESY or something now I just feel exposed

[light nymph]

i forget though i dunno if modern sororitas actually get any modifications

[modest flume]

Branx carrying the whole Moebian Domain on its shoulders

[modest flume]

You and everyone above

[light nymph]

or if they're just tanking the world of chaos at large with just a good breakfast and swole arms

and of course the holy trinity

[somber stream]

Hello chat

[modern bobcat]

everyone hangin out for a crumb of that Saint Celestine love

[light nymph]

melta bolter and flame

[modern bobcat]

the servers are so fucked

[modest flume]

They can have her, I have Sefoni

[tawdry bolt]

What exactly is the purpose of the Mortis Trials compared to regular missions? I don't fully understand why we have them

[modern bobcat]

I'm gonna exploit the shit out of dog

[light nymph]

fun

[brazen pelican]

Lilith Hesperax, though...

[modern bobcat]

since the game is currently so laggy

[serene agate]

hello

[modest flume]

Exposition and an alternative gameplay mode

[light nymph]

and bangers

[serene agate]

hows the yall

[halcyon glen]

Ty

[modest flume]

You get lore for Morrow, Zola, and Brahms

[marsh iris]

i could use a 5th arm

[modest flume]

Also technically Sefoni

[tawdry bolt]

Do people actually play it? I haven't tried it yet but I'd rather not spend a long time waiting for players

[brazen pelican]

I could probably send a few Genestealers your way... For a price.

[marsh iris]

already am

[modest flume]

There should be

[marsh iris]

[tawdry bolt]

I'll try my luck then!

[gilded socket]

Imma steal a immolator rhino from the sisters

[somber stream]

It’s my fav

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations, compatriot. How are you faring this day?

[gilded socket]

Licht is it trye you were there goge van dyre was alive

[somber stream]

What

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Worse case scenario, you get to have some fun with the silly upgrades you get

[tawdry bolt]

You still get crafting resources same as in regular missions right?

[somber stream]

Yes

[modest flume]

At the end, yes

[somber stream]

At the very end

A lot

[serene agate]

i dear say im in the up most cheery mood, and yourself?

[thick fog]

Yes people do play, it is more casual and arcade gamemode in comparison from the missions

With roguelike stuff

[tawdry bolt]

Ok so you get basically nothing if you fail?

[gilded socket]

Were you there when goge got shot?

[somber stream]

Is this a “haha ur old” joke

[gilded socket]

Maybe…

[brazen pelican]

It is.

[marsh iris]

not sure but I only get 100 diamantine from auric mortis

[elder stone]

everything is a haha youre old joke to you

[modest flume]

Absolutely splendid, associate. I am most satisfied with our shared situation

[thick fog]

You are old

[tawdry bolt]

Damn that's nothing

[thick fog]

Mortis is not the ideal mode to grind materials

Especially how long the average Mortis session lasts

[gilded socket]

If i disappear it may be because lucia killed me

[somber stream]

Fine i’m old huh duh

[modest flume]

Basically, and if you're going for the mats, not worth it; similar time and effort with more reward from the normal game tbh

[brazen pelican]

I haven't seen Lucia in a bit. It's probably fine, though.

[elder stone]

Its okay because everything in Europe is old

[gilded socket]

I secretly worship slaanesh

[modest flume]

[tawdry bolt]

Ok thanks, I'm grinding diamantine at the moment so I'll probably stick to regular missions

[serene agate]

Quite thrilled to hear that a gentleman such as yourself is having a fantastic time and I pray and hope you continue to do so till you expire

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

I HAVE REASONS

[brazen pelican]

Rubs hands filled with sublime Schadenfreude.

[marsh iris]

slaneesh huh pff

[gilded socket]

Its undetectable that i worship because im already a degenerate regardless

[thick fog]

Damnation/auric gives you the most of materials

[modest flume]

I graciously accept your kind sentiment, and I gladly return it

[marsh iris]

yeah just explore the auric maps, hopefully the randos dont mind you lagging behind

[tawdry bolt]

So I've heard. Apparently all difficulties starting from damnation and above give the same amount, making damnation the best difficulty to grind mats.

[marsh iris]

if you are looking for money, auric offers like 3 times more money than damn

[thick fog]

Mission modifier that's gives you double material spawns when

[modest flume]

Auric maelstrom 1-2-VEG giving 110k dockets

[thick fog]

Also pretty sure the inferno event is still going

[marsh iris]

yeah 100k cashmoney

🤑

[thick fog]

Now what can 100K cash can do for a legacy player

[ripe tangle]

WHAT!?!?!

gets the Meltagun ready.

[gilded socket]

Uh

I can explain

[marsh iris]

how'd she get a meltagun

[ripe tangle]

PREPARE TO DIE HEATHEN!

[gilded socket]

Bye

[tawdry bolt]

I'm more after dianantine than dockets, I don't really spends those much anymore compared to the other mats

[marsh iris]

should have diamantine/plasteel perk for curios smh

[gilded socket]

Im immortal

[brazen pelican]

I may have given it to her.

[elder stone]

Heresy

[marsh iris]

dang hypocrite sister, killing slaneeshis while getting armed by them

[gilded socket]

Im a perpetual

[brazen pelican]

There was just a bunch laying about on Istvaan V...

[elder stone]

Execution

[brazen pelican]

I only did it for teh lulz.

[marsh iris]

bet that meltagun was sticky

[gilded socket]

Anyways i gotta go pray to she who hungers

[serene agate]

Thanks bro

[tiny shore]

I just had a match where i was doing damnation with 1 guy. 2 people left or d/c we get to the end, voice an text chat unavailable the whole time and then I Just get booted and sent to lobby with no error code

[delicate vapor]

[ionic lion]

Is suppression shield with shock maul having 231 damage on light attack good or should I look for a better one

[marsh iris]

whats the damage%

[brazen pelican]

I only look for the 80% on damage, instead of specific damage numbers.

[ionic lion]

63/80%

[marsh iris]

decent if you just started playing, you can upgrade later

[wintry fog]

Was he the host? Not sure how vote kicking works if there's only 2 people.
Or it could have been innocent 🤷

[ionic lion]

What’s the numbers I should look for?

[marsh iris]

80% is max

[gilded socket]

Back

[marsh iris]

you can upgrade the same weapon at hadron once you have enough weapon mastery for shield

[brazen pelican]

If your weapon has 67/80% it means it's currently at 67% but will go up to 80% with empowering.

[ionic lion]

Also are there any cosmetics for bolt pistols?

[marsh iris]

there was

[ionic lion]

Either I’m blind or I don’t see any

[gilded socket]

Yes

[marsh iris]

oh you mean commissary?

[ionic lion]

Yea

[wintry fog]

Yeah, there's a few commissary ones and many, MANY paid recolors with varying details...

[marsh iris]

some weapons not available in commissary

[gilded socket]

I think im gonna be a battle sister

[ionic lion]

You sure? I only see some for boltguns

[gilded socket]

When i get older

[tiny shore]

Was qm.

So maybe?

[wintry fog]

Oh mb, tired brain, I forgot bolt pistol is relatively new

and FS not giving it the standard free cosmetics wouldn't be surprising

[modern bobcat]

Where is Ogryn Saltzpyre

did someone eat him?

[marsh iris]

probably gonna add red and blue/gray recolors next 2 years in the commissary

who knows

there was a skin for bolt pistol with a candle on the barrel last year i think via commodore

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

Hallowette, my beloved.

[wintry fog]

I wonder if they'll try tying bones to weapons again.
They had the right concept, but we didn't mean chicken bones

[analog marsh]

Throw the whole KFC bucket on there as well.

[marsh iris]

she's annoying

[somber stream]

AGREE

[marsh iris]

"HALLO LOVE LET ME SUCK YOUR WALLET DRY"

[somber stream]

I hate that voice jaysus

[elder stone]

Replace her with me

easy fix tbh

[brazen pelican]

Yes, please.

[somber stream]

Hestia should sell us stuff

OnlyFaith™

[elder stone]

let me buy the 6th loyalist cosmetics 🗣️

[elder stone]

shush

[somber stream]

2000 Aquilas for sanctioned holy feet pics

[marsh iris]

Hestia's sweat soaked scrolls

who said that

[tired steeple]

I'm drooling like a mfer

[elder stone]

Im selling zealot bath water 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[tired steeple]

I'll buy them

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Saint Messelina's used socks

• 10 Holy damage

[elder stone]

Im more into hands

tbh

[somber stream]

Yes i also like hands

Like normal human person

[elder stone]

You are the furthest thing from normal

[marsh iris]

normal tomboy hands

[gilded socket]

I need more zealot cosmetics that have little armor

Im gonna start selling sweat from when im in my tank

[somber stream]

[elder stone]

zealot EOD uniform

[gilded socket]

I know some of you no hopers will purchase it

[somber stream]

I'm more interested in Morrow's coat tbh

[tired steeple]

Read this in morrow’s voice

[somber stream]

We need a 4th Steel Legion cosmetic pack

[tired steeple]

Hell I’ll take just full on skins of characters on the mourningstar lol

[somber stream]

I wouldn't pay a cent for Zola's

[tired steeple]

True

[gilded socket]

Listen here rejects, I’m selling bath water to buy everything zealot cosmetics obesefish sells

[tired steeple]

Her design isn’t special

In fact you can probably just make her with the customisation the game has

[gilded socket]

Yeah

Easier

[somber stream]

I want to fight along side Morrow

Guy fought a Space Mahren

[tiny shore]

Are there perks you "need" on your curious for doing havoc?

regardless of build

or class

[somber stream]

Uh optional

[gilded socket]

More health

[somber stream]

But good to have, less gunner damage

[arctic shoal]

Wait I know that pfp

[modern bobcat]

gunner resist, stamina regen, toughness

[somber stream]

Is it corn

[modern bobcat]

are commonly the best curio perks for havoc

then toughness regen and ability cooldown

[arctic shoal]

No it's wholesome imperial guard x sister of battle awkwardness

[thick fog]

Guys the joke is

[tiny shore]

Alright. was curious. I've been looking up random builds. not specifically for me to use, just curiosity what people do at high levels and I saw a zealot chorus build and each curio had stam regen and block efficiency on it.

[modern bobcat]

Depending on your build the perks can help

so ability cooldown means spamming book or shout more

or bubble

[gilded socket]

Its peak

[halcyon pebble]

speedrun build

[modern bobcat]

but ideally you want tghness, gunner resist and stam regen as main ones

then differentiate depending on your role/build

[tiny shore]

Ahhhhhhhh okay then .straight up trying to bolt through and ignore a bunch of mobs?

[somber stream]

lol

[modern bobcat]

don't do this, it makes god cry

[somber stream]

Gunners will have you for breakfast

[tiny shore]

Is that what why do in havoc 40?

or is that some niche thing

[somber stream]

What

[tiny shore]

Speedrun build. that'd be for skipping all the mobs or something right

[modern bobcat]

No, Havoc at high levels is mostly using chokepoints to funnel enemies then pushing when spawns slow down

[somber stream]

I think he was joking

[tiny shore]

oh

lol

[somber stream]

You don't "speed run" Havoc

[modern bobcat]

i mean

i wonder what 4 stealth loner zealots could do on havoc tbh

like a map with no objective points to slow down

the pacifist havoc 40 run

[fiery wave]

That's what happened on 1.0. Archivum.

1 guy speedrunning for 3 ppl.

[halcyon glen]

Ty

[modern bobcat]

i want to see 4 guys speedrunning XD

[fiery wave]

Would be the same, except everyone has to keep up.

You slow down a twitch, you die.

[modern bobcat]

the servers/performance so bad right now I am going to abuse the fuck out of bleed dog

to get penances done

I don't even care that it's OP

that's my compensation for the game being nearly unplayable

[marsh iris]

i think Morrow and Wolfer would be best friends in a different timeline, shooting commissars all that

[south jetty]

Krall a real homie

[modern bobcat]

what if Morrow IS Wolfer and the whole lost in the warp story is a cover

[south jetty]

a freaky one

[marsh iris]

commissar shooting competition

[modern bobcat]

Zola snuck her step bro onto the ship

for evil purposes

[south jetty]

well that don't quite sound right

[marsh iris]

morrow is zola's brother

if morrow is wolfer

[hard gorge]

Zola and her brother Zolo

[modern bobcat]

also her dad

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[hard gorge]

Same with Morrow's sister being Morraw

[modern bobcat]

I feel like this is Rannick trying to figure out the Tertium conspiracy

overcomplicated as fuck and still no clue

[south jetty]

seeing that gif more than once a day is probably a good omen

[marsh iris]

shut up

[modern bobcat]

What pisses me off about Rannick

is how complicated he has made this whole thing

like it's not a fucking Tzeentch cult

it's just a bunch of stinky boys in rags

literally follow the smell Rannick

[south jetty]

Rannick should stop imagining the smell and finally go smell it

[marsh iris]

yeah grow a pair rannick

stuff his nose in

[modern bobcat]

"Rannick have you ever met the guy who says he's your boss?"

"uhhhhh no but im his #1 employee... HE SAID SO!"

[south jetty]

Another pair or a bigger one. Or was he missing one

[marsh iris]

he wants to smell grendyl so bad

[south jetty]

wild to say

[marsh iris]

who said that

[south jetty]

I mean I guess most of this is but that one right there

hmmmmmm

✋ 👂

what was that......

[marsh iris]

must have been the fart

[south jetty]

NURGLE'S KIIIIISSSSS rrrRRRRrrrrr

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

why did they make the tox bomber so zesty it's hilarious

[modern bobcat]

to compete with trapper

[marsh iris]

deATH?!

[south jetty]

No she's just devious

[marsh iris]

cracks me up

[south jetty]

Sounds like a lurking pervert

[tiny shore]

just fyi the more rashuns ya give da ogryn, da higher ya chances of survivin da fights!

[south jetty]

-# thou seekest
DEATH?

[marsh iris]

exactly

dyeaATH?!

why he got to say it like that

[south jetty]

i love your wow profile pics I must see more

[south jetty]

nurgay

[marsh iris]

fruit bomber

[south jetty]

Nurgle really is an ally

bootyfruit

[marsh iris]

he is

[marsh iris]

how many kills per kilograms?

[jade fable]

Im writing a sitcom titled "Tzeench is my moms new bf"

[south jetty]

bird friend

gottem

[gilded socket]

Woof

[frigid bobcat]

Anyone down to play? Levelling arbitrator, level 15, 500 hours play, looking to just chill have fun and game.

[modern bobcat]

What region?

[frigid bobcat]

NA

but I can join you

[halcyon pebble]

if you want to see 6 monster + 2 captain + twins coming for you ass try that method

add 40 of each elites too

[marsh iris]

never going above H25, old ass

[modern bobcat]

in Australia and my ping already terrible with current servers 😦

try the LFG channels though

[modern bobcat]

But if a Zealot is stealthed and the monsters can't see him they don't exist right

[limber pivot]

Dark tide does a pretty good job at stopping the speedrun thing

[gilded socket]

Darkin my tide rn

[marsh iris]

[limber pivot]

I'm curious how vet will sit after ds and plasma nerfs

I wonder how many will migrate to combat knife

[tiny shore]

Curious. besides one match im kinda fine, but wondering if anyone had some connection issue of any sort last hour or so

[modern bobcat]

I mainly use Power Sword on my Vet

[delicate vapor]

boutta throw a female outfit on my roblox avatar and stop playing for some months going out with a bang

[elder stone]

Proper way to use roblox

[modern bobcat]

Instead of nerfing DS they should just make it psyker exclusive again or something

[limber pivot]

I've been a big combat knife fan since release, but I feel I should relearn power sword

[modern bobcat]

I'd much rather they just make other weapons viable

[delicate vapor]

correct

[modern bobcat]

like shovel and helbore so I can krieglarp

[limber pivot]

Understandable

I hate helbore

[modern bobcat]

Power Sword is still fun, but they need to change it so that it uses a similar mechanic to the Relic Blade

activate and then have power usage tick down over time

so I don't have to "activate" the sword between every swing

then give the sword a cooldown

which would balance it

[gilded socket]

I like female avatars when they aren’t goonbate

[thick fog]

though they would have to tone down the damage when empowered

[modern bobcat]

Why?

[thick fog]

If it is gonna work same as relic blade knowing how Psword is so strong

[modern bobcat]

Both can be strong

[rose pine]

Can only hear them from them when they're shouting, besides that, invisible.

[tired steeple]

arbites is gonna get some nerfs eventually

[gilded socket]

Magos

[tired steeple]

I still don't they're as insane as zealot

[thick fog]

game is gonna be nerfed

[gilded socket]

More like maggie

Hahahhaha

[rose pine]

Please and thank you

[modern bobcat]

What is the obsession with nerfing everything? This is not a competitive PVP game

[tired steeple]

I don't want anything getting too nerfed right but in auric when enemies die in droves it doesn't feel like there's much of a challenge

[modern bobcat]

As soon as they start nerfing things everyone will whine the same way the HellDivers2 community did

[tired steeple]

tbf in hd2 they wen too far

far too far

[rose pine]

Think the difference lies, in the dev who did it in HD2, did it because it was " fun to see the players reactions "

Which is also why they were promptly fired, and everything got reverted, and buffed afterwards

[marsh iris]

buff everything except vet then remove uprising because it will be too easy

[modern bobcat]

That was more than likely cope, since the HD2 CEO and managers came out apologising

very likely they just scapegoated someone

for top down management errors

[gilded socket]

So much words

Can’t concentrate

[delicate vapor]

[rose pine]

The Twitter post is still up there I'm afraid. Wish I could say it was a scapegoat, buuut the Dev had a bad reputation of ' being a game killer ' in the past.

[modern bobcat]

That was a Game Director rather than just a dev iirc. I was playing the game through that time

[wintry fog]

One thing I would love to steal from HD2 for DT is seasonal war statistics.

[arctic shoal]

A single dev does not choose all the game direction decisions

[rose pine]

Man solely and personally killed off Hello Neighbor 2, by leaving his position and taking all of his assets with him.
And I quote.
" no one wantsd it to be open world anyway "

[arctic shoal]

That's just not how double or triple A companies work

[modern bobcat]

There's a big leap from Hello Neighbour to a large multiplayer game

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[arctic shoal]

That man also failed upwards, AH human resources hires him after checking his track record

[rose pine]

The lad was also a dick biscuit on their server, and was removed alongside with Arrowhead going for a new ordeal when it comes to hiring people.
If they brag about working on helldivers, they get a funny little nickname, and then promptly removed.

[gilded socket]

Im gonn start gundam in chronological order

[rose pine]

It's more the ordeal of them doing it, ans not about the game me thinks.

[halcyon glen]

Anita max wynn

[modern bobcat]

Maybe, but this is a wider trend in the industry

[wintry fog]

Oof, what a prick, tho it sounds like it's partially the team's fault for not using proper legal agreements if he can walk with game assets

[thick fog]

"Hey fatshark give me a new major update!"
"Major update coming right up"
"But hold the nerfs!"
"Hold the nerfs?"
"And hold the mission content"
"Hold the mission content?"
"Hey Jimmy, give me a major update with nothing"

[rose pine]

Absolutely, still confused why they did it, but thiiiiink, it was due to them being a genuine beast when it came to coding and work, until the power trip / boredom hit.

[arctic shoal]

I got a feeling it was just good old nepotism like it tends to be with these high profile management guys

[modern bobcat]

How about we get a major update that makes weapons people rarely use more viable instead?

[arctic shoal]

[rose pine]

Absolutely, but it has happened before in other games, which I sadly can't say the name off, as most of em are artists taking all their assets from ' certain genres of games ' and in turn killing them off.

[halcyon glen]

Martha my dear

[tired steeple]

my main like

issue is

[delicate vapor]

[rose pine]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1b7wc4z/patch_01000100_for_pc_balance_changes/ktlzaoc/

[tired steeple]

it's either buff all the other weapons or nerf the main ones everyone uses

cause like

[rose pine]

Confirmed to be the prior ' weapon patch ' manager

[tired steeple]

everyone using the same weapon just has no variety

[halcyon glen]

Fly me to the moon

[tired steeple]

I don't love nerfs either but when people are just effortlessly killing the tanky enemies in 2-3 hits it gets a bit silly

I like the revolver but this thing is fucked up

[halcyon pebble]

2-3 is ideal range broken stuff is 1 shot hitting 8 enemies

[modern bobcat]

The devs will never be able to effectively balance the game. That is the nature of a game like Darktide.

If you want balance, then ask the devs to revert to the launch state of having talent trees with 2 paths (top and bottom) and only 6-8 talents

[wintry fog]

The weaker weapons should really have been categorized as secondary.
So they could have at least had their own weapon slot and occupied a role before ammo reserves received a few buffs.
I.e similar to the Left 4 Dead and Back 4 Blood system

[modern bobcat]

and cut the number of weapons per class drastically

There are too many nodes, too many talents and too many weapons vs too many armour and enemy classifications

too many damage types between AOE, tick, stagger etc

there will always be extremely unbalanced and strong builds.

[velvet talon]

I'm hoping to make this game playable this month. My days as the lagging psyker are coming to an end

[modern bobcat]

Nobody is capable of calculating every possibility for every build that could potentially exist with every weapon with every potential perk / blessing combination

[stuck wasp]

Nah, balance could be achievable, but the question is if the game would accept the bad reviews that appear each time 💀

[modern bobcat]

Not achievable.

[pastel crow]

Bah, instead of balancing the game, I'd much rather that effort and development be put into optimising the game so it runs more smooth for people.

[modern bobcat]

Do you think they have the time to do the calculations on how builds work or to play test every possibility?

[stuck wasp]

Optimising isn't done by the people that would do the balancing acts

[floral ermine]

This
Balance this balance that
Game runs like ass and has horrible servers

[pastel crow]

No, but every company has a finite set of resources they can allocate. If FatShark says "Let's achieve X", then that's what the resources are diverted towards.

[gilded socket]

Mungh

[stuck wasp]

They don't need to, if they're able to nerf things as need be, then balance will start to get fixed over the course of the game.

[floral ermine]

Should be their number 1 priority

[modern bobcat]

This is incorrect.

[wintry fog]

Probably not, but the usual solution is to guesstimate a good solution, implement it, and see if it community likes or hates it.

[modern bobcat]

What does nerfing one weapon do for the shit ones?

Is nerfing DS going to magically make shovel, heavy sword, etc more viable?

[stuck wasp]

If they're able to more freely nerf weapons it would ease the prospect of buffing others, and they're not then stuck in buffed state

[floral ermine]

It doesn't need to be perfect no game is perfectly balanced
It just needs to have a coherent vision They work towards and a maintain instead of constantly exceeding it then having to do funny gimmicks to compensate

[tired steeple]

dfoes it still have problems with that

[modern bobcat]

And how many updates will it take them to then nerf every weapon that becomes meta with each update?

[stuck wasp]

Comparatively yes.

[tired steeple]

unironically it is lol

people are already talking about the tac axe

when I never saw anyone talk about it before

[modern bobcat]

So your approach is to make everything more shit to make it paradoxically better?

If we make every weapon a piece of shit

they'll all be equally good

Amazing

[wintry fog]

Y'all remember when power swords got nerfed
Oceans levels measurably rose from all the veteran tears

[tired steeple]

tbf us vets have like nothing

[pastel crow]

You have your karkin wits about you.

[tired steeple]

we do have that

[pastel crow]

That's all you need, sah.

[tired steeple]

sometimes I play this game like it's cod ngl and I hate doing that but also it's really fun

[stuck wasp]

No, it's to nerf the outlier that stand at level that they should not.
DSword getting nerfed is only good for the game, otherwise you're buffing all weapons to its level, and then you need to buff the enemies, and you're cycling in power creep.

[modern bobcat]

Nerfing is reactive. Rebalancing and identifying areas to improve and differentiate weapons to have specific benefits to each playstyle is proactive.

[tired steeple]

braced auto gun and running around sliding like one of those sweats on black ops 6

[modern bobcat]

What you are saying is you want the devs to continually be reactive

and to pump out updates every 3-6 months that kill the meta game

[floral ermine]

U do realize they recently buffed multiple weapon classes including combat shotguns (they slap now) and eviscerator
If they're gonna nerf the outliers they'll also buff the forgotten ones. This has already been suggested by like every single playtester

[modern bobcat]

while doing nothing to improve the game

[pastel crow]

...I knew those Poxwalkers looked familiar. They're the pimple-faced teens playing CoD!

[tired steeple]

I'm just saying the duelling sword shouldn't be as murderous as it is

it should be strong

but not as strong as it is

[modern bobcat]

And people are already whining that shotguns need to be nerfed, Arbites needs to be nerfed, Dog needs to be nerfed

not that FS should rework Zealot, Vet and Psyker to be competitive

just nerf Arbites and the game will be good again

[tired steeple]

I duno if you saw earlier

where the hell did I say that let me find it

[modern bobcat]

That's not controversial, but then DS should be reworked to fill a specific role

so that it is strong in its role

[stuck wasp]

Mate you're either blind or just in a slump, plenty of people are calling for reworks of those 3 💀

More so since the Ogryn update

[tired steeple]

oh I can't find it

[modern bobcat]

Yes, of course and I've seen that

[tired steeple]

yeah this

I did say this

[modern bobcat]

but nerfing the things that are strong for them now won't help us get the reworks on those classes

[gilded socket]

Im so tired of speaking, i wish someone could understand my body language

[tired steeple]

I wouldn't mind if they just buffed everything else instead

[modern bobcat]

DS should have remained a Psyker exclusive weapon anyway

and should be designed for parrying and piercing single targets

without the insane crowd control

[wintry fog]

me, being autistic and wishing people would be more intuitive with their mind games.

[delicate sorrel]

Why they gotta force us to have at least 1 other person in your group to do havoc missions instead of letting us play through matchmaking?

[modern bobcat]

To encourage party composition and formation, Havoc is designed for players who know one another/teams rather than casual quickplay

[stuck wasp]

Hence nerfing the crowd control that the DSword has

[modern bobcat]

Yes, I didn't say never nerf

but I'd rather they made other things viable first

[floral ermine]

Exterminator shotguns are the ones that I can see why people are complaining about, normal ones are fine no one is actually mad that Agrippina is good lol.
Also again you're kinda arguing in bad faith making us seem like we're saying they should nerf things and not do anything when in reality people want the underperformers to be brought to decent levels and the blatantly broken shit to be brought down a bit.
Same for classes, aebites should get nerfed as much as I love them lmao they're too cracked too safe and dog is literally broken rn bleeding the entire map. But nerfs don't mean NUKE THE CLASS it means make it less.... stupid?
Zealot and vet need better variety in trees, psyker is good, ogryn and arbites are op and couldd be made less op without ruining them.
Thanks for reading my book

[delicate sorrel]

Deep Dives in Deep Rock Galactic allow matchmaking and ppl do fine there :/

[stuck wasp]

without the insane crowd control
That mean taking something out of the DSword's set, hence it being a nerf 💀

[modern bobcat]

Once DS gets nerfed there will just be a new meta

[floral ermine]

[modern bobcat]

and everyone will be funnelled into that meta

[gilded socket]

Just read my mind augh

[modern bobcat]

and then people will ... whine about the new meta

It'll be tac axe or knife or god knows what

That's the problem with reactive balancing, the devs can't make any positive steps forward

[stuck wasp]

Tbh Psyker's main problem for me (while slightly weak tbh) is that we are lacking Psychic power expression (but that mainly can be attributed to not getting any staves since launch)

[modern bobcat]

if they're constantly backfooted

[stuck wasp]

And yet they have with the shotgun

[modern bobcat]

Which they did specifically for the DLC class that uses shotguns and which is pay-to-play

[floral ermine]

People can eat a pp
We're talking about a healthy state for the game and not whiny people who cry about anything cause Helldivers 2 caused them severe ptsd

[delicate sorrel]

there's only one meta

ogryn
shield
tank build

[modern bobcat]

Only PTSD I got from Helldivers2 is from people wasting reinforcement budgets then screamining into their microphones at the end of the game

XD

[stuck wasp]

Then why did they rework the Ogryn.
And the balance update changed some of the Ogryn weapons

[floral ermine]

Nah psyker just has some questionable tree placement otherwise it's the glass Cannon that nukes the entire map once u get it

[modern bobcat]

Yes, agree. But how long will it take them to rework the other 3 vanilla classes then?

I'm not sure waiting 2+ years for every class to eventually get reworked is a solution

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

Never heard of it, is that a type of arbites? /s

[gilded socket]

Im so tired of complex and long boring conversations

Just read my mind and understand me

How hard is that

[floral ermine]

Welp back to work I had my dark tide balance qouta talk for the day

[wintry fog]

One day, when we're all vegetables with neuralink implants

[somber stream]

Conversation goes both way, can you do the same to others?

[wintry fog]

Balance by Karl Marx

[gilded socket]

If i can

[modern bobcat]

Fucking Rogue Trader

I have a bug now where containers aren't highlighting

[somber stream]

Skill issue i'm afraid

[modern bobcat]

Mod issue

[somber stream]

(Try Tab)

[modern bobcat]

I installed ToyBox to track some quest tags as there are still breakable quests

and it has fucked the game up

this is why I never use mods

It was a necessity in Pathfinder Kingmaker though

[somber stream]

Oi don't blame the mod

You were the one doing things 🫵

[modern bobcat]

due to randomly breaking NPC dialogue chains during quests

This is tru

It's a known bug with the mod tho lol

Lazy fuckers ported the mod from Kingmaker

but a bunch of settings are different in RT

I've made a terrible mistake

[somber stream]

Time to backtrack

[gilded socket]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY SINGLE GUNDAM SHOW LOCKED BEHIND A SUBSCRIPTION FOR FUCKASS CRUNCHYROLL

[somber stream]

cough 🏴‍☠️ cough

[thick fog]

Bro said ogryn shield is meta

[elder stone]

I love pirating shows

top 3 hobbies

[gilded socket]

IM GONNA STRANGLE WHO CAME UP WITH SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR FUCKING FORTY YEAR OLD ANIMES

[elder stone]

Discovered a website with every show and movie under the sun for free so now I use that

[gilded socket]

THE SHOW IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE A PARENT WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SHILL OUT SEVEN DOLLARS FOR IT

[jovial pine]

paying money is crazy

[somber stream]

The moment services stop orienting themselves around the customer

You can catch me sailing the high seas

[gilded socket]

The only gundam thing i can watch is the one on Netflix which i hear is pretty good but i want to know the story

[elder stone]

I will always be a pirate

Spongebob movie

[somber stream]

I too, enjoy pirating Barbies animated movies

[elder stone]

Barbenheimer

[somber stream]

I haven't watch the life action, actually

[elder stone]

Me neither

[marsh iris]

when are we removing uprising

[somber stream]

Despite being Ryan's #1 fan

[delicate sorrel]

I will die on this hill

[modern bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmNQWwGKGrqQdkrqa9dBzstwElDKyVJBm
Have you tried? 👆

[elder stone]

Shield Ogryn is the best Ogryn

[thick fog]

H1 shield makes me eep

[wintry fog]

Yeah crunchyroll sucks as a business model.
They only want people watching new stuff so they can gather metrics.

[gilded socket]

Im going to kiss you

[tired steeple]

oh a recon las

I forgot to pull this

[modern bobcat]

When in doubt, try YouTube.

[tired steeple]

shitty roll nevermind

[delicate sorrel]

Taunt deamonhost, hold alt fire on ogryn shield, tank the damage, let your squad kill it

ez

[tired steeple]

shovel is still pretty good

[elder stone]

Ever heard of P-stream?

[modern bobcat]

I try to avoid P-Streams thanks

[tired steeple]

are there more dhost penances than just "kill a daemonhost"

[thick fog]

better yet, mk3 shovel and solo the DH
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A5bWjncdbYo

More satisfaction

[modern bobcat]

People who want to nerf Duelling Sword are into P-Streams tho

[gilded socket]

I pee streams

[elder stone]

Common DSpilled user

[wintry fog]

Imagine if DH gave us an actual reward

[somber stream]

Duelling sword needs a buff

[tired steeple]

am I using WS wrong

[elder stone]

Deletion would be a good buff

[somber stream]

Valid

[thick fog]

You poke the toothpick on carapce and it breaks the blade
Now is a knife

[tired steeple]

what I do is kill a crowd with melee before getting 10 stacks then start shooting that same crowd to clean them out

[wintry fog]

restrict it back to psykers as god intended

[gilded socket]

Everyone shut up

Im watching peak

[gilded socket]

0079 of the universe century

[elder stone]

Cant wait for rogue core to release

[thick fog]

How core you are roguing

[elder stone]

Roguemaxxing

[somber stream]

Roguing to the core

[gilded socket]

Oh wait i forgot the internet archive is a thing

[tired steeple]

we should gget a pickaxe weapon

not like the ogryn one

although that's cool

[elder stone]

Pickaxe?

[tired steeple]

if we have shovels we should get a pickaxe

[elder stone]

Rock and Stone?

[tired steeple]

yeah exactly

[stuck wasp]

Power Pick

[thick fog]

One handed pickaxe for zealot

[elder stone]

praise be the corporation

[tired steeple]

yeah

[knotty valley]

sorry guys i havent played this game in a while, is it better to lfg on discord or just queue up? id imagine discord gives more communication/competency but prob takes more time right?

[gilded socket]

Woof

[elder stone]

I personally just use the queue

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

Faster and you usually get decent teammates

depending on difficulty

[knotty valley]

fair enough

at a certain diff is lfg kinda necessary?

[somber stream]

Yes

Maybe?

[elder stone]

Eh

I usually queue Auric on quickplay and it goes fine

[somber stream]

Certainly make things easier

[tired steeple]

I gotta use the plasma gun more

I sleep on that thing too much

[knotty valley]

is arbites worth it?

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder stone]

Definitely

[knotty valley]

the executioner shotgun looks super fun lol

[wintry fog]

If you're into judge dredd fashion sure,
or if you really want a dog

[knotty valley]

oh yeah and the dog

completely forgot about that

[elder stone]

I personally run double shield on Arbites

[somber stream]

Is broken af atm too

[tired steeple]

hound elimi

eliminaaa

ah grut it

dog dead

[marsh iris]

i like the beat stick

[elder stone]

Hordes become nonexistent instantly

[marsh iris]

beat up everything

[tired steeple]

okay question about double shield

[knotty valley]

guys what was the first class you maxed out

[somber stream]

I like sticks

[tired steeple]

see when you switch weapons

[knotty valley]

for me it was ogryn

[tired steeple]

do you pull out a whole ass new shield

or do you just switch your right hand

[stuck wasp]

Psyker then Zeakot, Ogryn and now Arbites

[wintry fog]

I don't remember, but it was probably zealot

[elder stone]

I pull out a whole different shield

[tired steeple]

amazing

I love games

[brazen pelican]

Zealot > Psyker > Veteran > Ogryn > Arbites.

[knotty valley]

dang psyker first

[tired steeple]

arbites should duel wield shields

[marsh iris]

2 shields

[knotty valley]

maybe im a little stupid but that wouldve hurt my brain to start

[marsh iris]

dark souls style

[somber stream]

THE WALL

[elder stone]

The reason I know this is because one shield has the flashbang special attack and the other doesnt have the little green bar

[knotty valley]

darktide introduced me to warhammer and at the time i just thought the ogryn was goofy

[brazen pelican]

I got hooked on the Psyker because one of the female voice options reminds me of Jester from CritRole.

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/door-dark-souls-3-dark-souls-iii-dark-souls-dark-souls-ii-gif-4046331747508077032

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn is kinda goofy. :3

[somber stream]

So lore-wise your arby just take 2 shields and stack them on top of another

[wintry fog]

Oh damn, so you haven't experienced Vermintide 2 yet?

[elder stone]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Goated game.

[elder stone]

The leg workout is killer

[knotty valley]

i own it i havent played it. honestly less interested in that setting

[somber stream]

I bet

[marsh iris]

oreo

[wintry fog]

I guess that makes sense if you're more* into sci-fi

[somber stream]

reore

[elder stone]

I got vermintide 2, too

Im gonna need to play it someitme, got through the prologue recently

[marsh iris]

oo

[knotty valley]

yeah i should prob play it

[knotty valley]

well strictly speaking i have no preference, but in my opinion the maps in darktide are way cooler than in vermintide

ive seen videos and they just look like villages

[jovial pine]

vt2 maps are way better

sad but true

[elder stone]

I wish Vermintide 2 had sprinting, feels weird in my personal opinion to not have sprinting

[marsh iris]

i miss the rat horde music, so catchy

[knotty valley]

well i dont mean like layout, i just mean atmosphere/vibe

[gaunt wind]

VT2 just has more map variety, Darktide is sadly limited to the Hive

[tired steeple]

I don’t mind it as much since the maps are smaller

Except that forest level

That one is so bloody open

And my second favourite

But god a sprint would help there

[marsh iris]

bell mission

[elder stone]

Ah they are, well in that case shouldnt much of an issue

[wintry fog]

Still waiting for the day we get deep hive levels, where presumably there's demons

[elder stone]

its just going to be a bit to learn considering I'm so used to sprinting

[tired steeple]

Who are you playing

I played merc kruber and ironbreaker uhh bardin I think his name was

[elder stone]

I only got through the prologue tonight lol

Ill have to pick a guy

[wintry fog]

Engineer bardin is fun

[elder stone]

I did get the grail knight dlc cause knights are fucking sick

[tired steeple]

Yeah agreed

He has a cool ass ult

Or class ability whatever

[gaunt wind]

Grail Knight peak

[gilded socket]

Its peam Gundam

[prisma cypress]

fatshark put a sob as a playable character so i can just nuke the fucking map

[somber stream]

^

Heavy Bolter goes bbbbbrrrttttt

[elder stone]

I like to imagine the bolt pistol is just loaded using soda cans filled with concrete

[stuck wasp]

If a Sister happen, it shouldn't be able to use the Heavy Bolter tbh, but Ogryn could, Only War give access to them

[somber stream]

Sounds like something an Ork would do

[prisma cypress]

pretty much

[gaunt wind]

Zealot deserves power armor

[somber stream]

And the thing will shoot anyway

[jovial pine]

give sob a 1500+ rpm bolt pistol that has a swap time of 0 nanoseconds

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn Heavy Bolter yes please

[tired steeple]

What would a sister have

[prisma cypress]

blows up head with my mind

[tired steeple]

I feel like zealot could be an ex-sister if you wanted

[wintry fog]

the master's light is the only protection we need, or something

[somber stream]

My unlimited love and affection

[tired steeple]

Yeah alright fair

[prisma cypress]

a ring on her finger by me

[wintry fog]

s-step-sister?

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

[tired steeple]

Hello

[gaunt wind]

Storm Bolter, plasma pistol, combi weapon, inferno pistol, Melta,

[wintry fog]

henlo

[elder stone]

My autistic child brain found a tectonic plate / erosion simulator

this shit fucks hard

called Terra Firma on steam and its free

[prisma cypress]

me when i play dino run

[elder stone]

10/10 game

[prisma cypress]

youre a dino and you run

[wheat nexus]

yo did they make havoc harder bc i just played havoc 22 with these guys and its the most insane havoc 22 i have ever seen in my life

[gaunt wind]

AI Director said fuck you

it happens

[wheat nexus]

it happened 3 times ina row

[stuck wasp]

Melee:
Halberd, special Power Sword, special Power Maul
With Bolt shield
Ranged:
Condemnor Bolter, Stormbolter, Hand Flamer

[prisma cypress]

time to name my ogryn after draculas gay cousin

iarchmybackula

[elder stone]

suckulas

[modern bobcat]

"Nerf everything"

"Please add Stormbolter"

[prisma cypress]

my psyker is named ilikemenderman

[marsh iris]

a nerfed stormbolter

[elder stone]

find my genders

[tired steeple]

Alright woke slenderman calm down

[stuck wasp]

Yes and balance it with low ammo in the magazine, longer reload than the Bolter, and bigger spread than it

[elder stone]

genderman

[tired steeple]

Tbf that’s stormbolters

Those things cannot aim

Source: space hulk deathwing

[marsh iris]

no need to aim if you have high volume of boolets

[prisma cypress]

whatsmygenderman

[gilded socket]

Woke this woke that…

How about you woke up and get a job

[marsh iris]

i think my dog's woke

[restive walrus]

Put it to sleep then

Needs nap

[marsh iris]