general-chat

[fair bridge]

he was the only one that died too

smh

[junior forge]

like he activated it?

[marsh iris]

3rd stack still adds but just a little

[fair bridge]

yeah

[junior forge]

lmao

[fair bridge]

like walked right up to it and magdumped it with a recon lasgun lol

i still don't think he knows what he did wrong

[modern bobcat]

Can you activate a daemonhost

by shooting near it

but not at it

[marsh iris]

yeah

if your bullets or lasers just fly past near it

still counts as triggering

[junior forge]

lots of new players trolling and/or doing weird stuff

[fair bridge]

it has a spherical activation radius

[modern bobcat]

lol

[fair bridge]

i think it's like twice the size of a medpack

[modern bobcat]

i activated a dhost in havoc last night

[marsh iris]

respect DH comfort zone

[modern bobcat]

sniping a gunner

we killed it and kept going tho

[fair bridge]

felt bad for him but he kept doing weird stuff

like falling behind or rushing ahead

[fair bridge]

it's only heresy threat too so idk

[modern bobcat]

the servers have been so fucky lately

[fair bridge]

yeahh

[modern bobcat]

the frame drops and lag are killing me

have beaten a couple Havocs but it's almost unplayable right now

[fair bridge]

so funny that darktide still has FSR 1

[upper remnant]

so the lag isnt my internet?

[somber stream]

I get 5 fucking hundred ping trying to connect to Southern America

[fair bridge]

like why is that still an option

[modern bobcat]

It's insane

[upper remnant]

last 2 games i played felt like a fucking slideshow

[modern bobcat]

the Havoc I tried last night, I had enemies teleporting on top of me

[somber stream]

Don't bother trying Havoc atm

Too unstable

[modern bobcat]

would get a frame drop or lag and then enemies I wasn't fighting would be in my face

[somber stream]

Even normal match will get you booted

[modern bobcat]

also getting that desync thing

[upper remnant]

Gotta unlock havoc first lol

[modern bobcat]

where you switch weapons and it doesn't switch, or you shoot gun and it doesn't shoot

[nocturne bloom]

country boys make do

[modern bobcat]

you get the shoot animation, ammo doesn't decrease

[elder merlin]

Sent

[modern bobcat]

It's killing me XD

[upper remnant]

also getting full auto with my shotgun from the lag

[nocturne bloom]

i get that with anim cancels

[modern bobcat]

It sucks ass

[nocturne bloom]

skrill issue

[upper remnant]

game freezing and coming back to 3/4 health gone is even better

[modern bobcat]

Skrillex issue

[fair bridge]

i've had some audio issues tbh

[nocturne bloom]

who doesnt

[jovial pine]

the custom loading background mod manages to take an image set's storage space and multiply it 10x and turn it into vram usage

[fair bridge]

like whenever ogryn throws frag it's like the fabric of reality tears apart for a second

can't hear shit

[modern bobcat]

Trying an Arbites Vigilant Rogue Trader

this thing slaps with shotgun

especially since I can dual-wield a shotgun and an auto-pistol

[gilded socket]

Im so tired

[modern bobcat]

and parry with shotguns XD

[somber stream]

Then sleep dummy

Also what

[nocturne bloom]

no rest

[somber stream]

How do you parry with a fucking shotgun

[modern bobcat]

GW really did tell OwlCat and FatShark that shotguns are god-tier now

[nocturne bloom]

violence

[upper remnant]

shoot the hand off

[gilded socket]

I knowww

[modern bobcat]

Who knows, but I'm dual-wielding shotguns and using them like swords to parry space marine chainswords

It just works

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-8384741647787006615

So basically this, gotit

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Emperor forbid a SoB carries me

I will snore so loud

[somber stream]

Based

[nocturne bloom]

not me playing 3 games at once

[somber stream]

Think you can do the same in Bloodborne

Parry with a gun

[upper remnant]

reminds me, I need to finish bloodborne

if only sony would lower the PS+ prices 😭

[somber stream]

I'll just wait till its on Steam

Any day now

[modern bobcat]

There's some talents they added that go nuts: dual wield shotguns + parry with your ranged weapon (using ballistic skill to calculate parry rather than weapon skill) + %%% damage increase for close range shots + attack of opportunity with your shotgun against enemies in melee range

[upper remnant]

Don't worry, it'll come with the Sekrio DLC

[modern bobcat]

also one that means your demolition skill adds +100% damage to your shotgun area of attack cone

and since shotguns are only area attack XD

[somber stream]

Well shit

[modern bobcat]

People saying Arbites is OP in DT aint seen nothing yet

[somber stream]

Shotgun was kinda broken before, it's just straight up god-tier now i reckon

[modern bobcat]

Arbites Vigilant also gets an innate talent that means you sometimes don't spend any action points firing a shotgun

and it doesn't count toward attacks per turn

[long sigil]

do they will buff burn?

[upper remnant]

Rogue Trader or Darktide?

[modern bobcat]

so if you're lucky you get multiple free shotgun blasts per turn

[somber stream]

RT

[modern bobcat]

they've made it insanely OP

[upper remnant]

should i click that beautiful green button

the add to cart button

[somber stream]

YES

[modern bobcat]

Gabe Newell Sickos:YES!YESS!!!

[somber stream]

I ONCE STAYED UP TILL 4:30 PLAYING THE THING

[upper remnant]

I've considered getting it for nearly a year now, it might be the time to do it

still got one day of the sale left

[elder merlin]

Marvel Rivals?

[somber stream]

I don't like it ._.

I mean nice bods and all but the gameplay is very uninspiring

[elder merlin]

How were you playing The Thing then

[long sigil]

buff lasweapon

[gilded socket]

Eepyt tv

[elder merlin]

Buff your mom

[long sigil]

and buff chain weapon special action

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I was talking about Rogue trader

[long sigil]

dog

[upper remnant]

Ngl, Marvel Rivals looks like a marvel themed overwatch to me

[somber stream]

It is

[long sigil]

chino game

[upper remnant]

that sounds awful

[somber stream]

It is

[elder stone]

My friend went 70-16 in a game so Im not gonna get it if its that easy

[elder merlin]

I mean, yeah, its a hero shooter

[long sigil]

tf2 best

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

It is

[elder stone]

It is

[upper remnant]

It is

[elder merlin]

The hell you think Marvel Rivals was

[elder stone]

It is

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

chino game

[elder merlin]

China?

[long sigil]

ye

[elder merlin]

It is made by netease

So yeah

[long sigil]

ye

chino game

[somber stream]

I can tell just by 1 glance that it was made by Asian dev

[upper remnant]

is the community in Marvel Rivals as bad as I hear it is?

I've heard its pretty toxic

[elder stone]

Will it be able to hook up to the wifi? If I use headphones, can it read my thoughts?

[somber stream]

No way western dev would have such models in their game

[long sigil]

i like asian dev style

[elder merlin]

Probably

[long sigil]

it fast

[somber stream]

Too sexualized

West is too potato

I like the middleground

[long sigil]

idontcare

fast and good game

good

[elder stone]

Eastern Europe💪

[modern bobcat]

Potato is the sexiest thing we have in the West

[somber stream]

Ye, Getting Atomic heart soon

[upper remnant]

Plate armor and chainmail > oversexualized characters

[modern bobcat]

they provide nourishment

[elder stone]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

I thought about getting it until I saw the devs

[upper remnant]

uh oh

[long sigil]

fat shark dev speed shit

[elder stone]

Purchased all three metro games instead

[upper remnant]

based

metro is peak

[somber stream]

My friend, a Polish, hardcore anti communist loved the game

[elder stone]

Anya is so bad oml

[modern bobcat]

the Metro series is fantastic, the book is good too

[somber stream]

Author worked with the game

[elder stone]

Moscow-Based, no go territory for me

[modern bobcat]

1 and 3 are better though, Metro 2 was a bit dull

[somber stream]

Fair

[elder stone]

Metro and Stalker are both god's gift to mankind

[upper remnant]

Still need to finish stalker lol

[modern bobcat]

I dunno what it was with Metro 2 but it felt like they cut out a lot of the exploration/openness of the maps from Metro 1

[upper remnant]

What i played was great though

[elder stone]

however peak slavjank may be, we just cant figure out how to make resources actually findable

[modern bobcat]

and the ending of Metro 2 (without spoiling) takes place in catacombs/tunnels

so you're basically locked into a very linear path to endgame

[somber stream]

Was it

[long sigil]

anyway

[somber stream]

The one with explosives

[elder stone]

I play metro and its just a barren wasteland with 0 resources anywhere

[long sigil]

buff lasweapon and chain weapon

[somber stream]

And Spartan salutes

[green beacon]

I feel like metro 1 was also pretty linear

[upper remnant]

dont forget the bulletsponge lobsters near the rivers

[modern bobcat]

It was, but a bit less so in some areas

[long sigil]

and give vetran stuber

[stoic dune]

so we all agree ogryn and arbiter are S tier, far above the rest. wtf happens if we nerf rapier in this climate 😄 what would need to happen to balance that out

[elder stone]

Slavjank is so amazing because easy difficulty is an uphill battle

[modern bobcat]

Metro 1 was still riding the coat tails of Stalker 1

[elder stone]

Metro is linear Stalker and Stalker is openworld Metro

[green beacon]

they need to shoot veteran in the legs

[modern bobcat]

Metro 2 came during the transition to linear shooters of mid 2010s

and iirc they had a smaller budget

Metro 3 opens things up significantly

[elder stone]

You see that metro VR game?

[modern bobcat]

and plays more like an FPS-RPG with some open world exploration elements

[upper remnant]

There's a VR metro?

[modern bobcat]

except for the mission in the Soviet military bunker

[green beacon]

metro awakening

[somber stream]

Too poor for VR

Jk, no reason to get one yet

[gilded socket]

Mmm naps

[somber stream]

Maybe once Half-life 3

[long sigil]

hl3 when?

[somber stream]

Soon™

[upper remnant]

HL3 will come when Star Citizen releases

[long sigil]

damn soon

[vocal pewter]

gabe basically said there won't be one

[somber stream]

Apparently the project was scrapped 3 times so far

[gilded socket]

Im gonna make out with who ever came up with naps

[somber stream]

He kinda said they're re-running it

Also based on Linkedin, they've been at it for years now after covid

[vocal pewter]

another 17 years

[long sigil]

steam good

[elder stone]

Yes, Metro Awakening

[somber stream]

Lemme just order some more copium tank hang on

[jovial pine]

VR is like the direct to VHS of video games

[long sigil]

vr darktide?

[elder stone]

Licht finally discovered the term cope / copium ❤️

[jovial pine]

no

[upper remnant]

that sounds awful

[long sigil]

f

[jovial pine]

so within the next 4 years?

[somber stream]

Wym, its been around

[somber stream]

Yess......?

[elder stone]

Old people usually take a long time to learn internet terms

[jovial pine]

yes....!!

[somber stream]

Maybe

[elder stone]

Half Life 3 comes out when Gaben learns there are numbers after 2

[gilded socket]

Bring me another bottole of copium

[long sigil]

rework zealot nod

most gufy nod in darktide

hear me fat shark

u lazy ass

give me fancy skin

[modest flume]

Dump half a bolter mag into an elite horde

[upper remnant]

gotta pay 2900 aquilas for it though

[vocal pewter]

Give zealot nipple chains and loincloth skin (Not allowed on females)

[modest flume]

They take no damage because hitreg

[long sigil]

i dont care let me pay shark ass

[somber stream]

I have to prefire 2 minutes prior to contact with the target

And drag my mouse 3 meters ahead of a moving target

[elder stone]

predict where the enemies are

[upper remnant]

is that one campaign mission still crashing?

[somber stream]

Using my Dao eye, cultivated after 20 years of meditation

[long sigil]

what is Dao eye

[elder stone]

That mediation being Catgirl Mommy ASMR

[long sigil]

Dao?

wait

[gilded socket]

Where da sisters of battle

I need to pray privately

[long sigil]

data access object?

[vocal pewter]

On the ship, telling you go to and chuck a grenade 50m and have it detonate midair and kill a cow on a thursday when mercury is in retrograde

[long sigil]

what is Data Access Object eye

[somber stream]

Something a Chinese once told me. Basically a heavenly power gained from gods

[long sigil]

is this mod?

[somber stream]

Yes Bart

It's a mod

[long sigil]

ah

[gilded socket]

Ok

[somber stream]

I might've had several bookmark of the same variant

[elder stone]

Have you ever checked the voice actor.

[long sigil]

thinking about cold beer

[elder stone]

Yes Licht. It was ME

you were listening to ME Licht ME

[somber stream]

No wai

[elder stone]

I am the reverse flash to your flash

[long sigil]

dao

huh

sounds like mao

[elder stone]

Anyways aha....mind sliding me the links...? 👀

[somber stream]

Gimme bit

[long sigil]

is it joke?

dao

?

gufy charactor

its game charactor

what the

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHSqR_nNes

[long sigil]

i feel stupid

[modern bobcat]

Fabius Bile should clone the Emperor

[long sigil]

or i am

fuck

me go study c#

bye dogs

[jovial pine]

[somber stream]

It's written as "Dawg" bart

[gilded socket]

A cold can of copium

[long sigil]

shut up dog

dog is good

[somber stream]

Ok Kimchi

[long sigil]

dog

dog sound nice

but cat?

sounds coword

[gilded socket]

Why are you so conflicting

Twll me to shut up then im good?

[long sigil]

me adhd ass

[somber stream]

Mom was right, the phone is the problem

[long sigil]

all good

just hot day make me crazy

33c

and no wind

terraria dessert theme

[elder stone]

THANK YOU

[long sigil]

now real go

bye dog

[somber stream]

[elder merlin]

[outer jasper]

I just showered why are we talking about filth

[trail isle]

Why not?

[outer jasper]

Better yet, why

[somber stream]

My ASMR these day is listening to an Office guy categorizing horrors beyond comprehension in a calm and collected manner

[gilded socket]

Balls

[trail isle]

Me personally I prefer my asmr in the form of RussianBadger videos playing

[somber stream]

Ph0nk

[trail isle]

The shit music genre?

[somber stream]

Yeah that's the only thing i can reference about that guy

[outer jasper]

Speaking of ear cleaning I need to get that done

[somber stream]

You will hear colours

[marsh iris]

my favourite

[loud basin]

Hey all, just hit 30 for the first time, is there a good guide pinned here or one you would recommend for learning how to gear up?

[elder merlin]

[outer jasper]

You speaking from experience?

[cold viper]

lots of guides on steam forums in general

[somber stream]

I heard from a friend

I clean my ears every time after shower

[modern bobcat]

Which class?

[modern bobcat]

Apart from Ogryn, the guides here aren't reposted on Steam iirc.

[outer jasper]

Something I’ve probably needed to do all my life but never did

[somber stream]

[upper remnant]

Inferno event still going? I want the reward but I think I got into back into darktide just while it was ending

[outer jasper]

kinda gross how much earwax I have

[inland mantle]

Ends in 6 days iirc

[upper remnant]

Thank you!

[elder stone]

I watch that guy occasionally

[outer jasper]

Your fault for reading

[loud basin]

Arbites, but I'm looking for how the gearing systems work in general as far as rolling for stats, and getting the modifiers I want (not too familiar with the terminology.

[modern bobcat]

For those, check Epic Cole's guides Arbites class chat pins

[outer jasper]

Isn’t arbite dog bugged for now?

[loud basin]

Am I just supposed to buy stuff from the vendor and level it up with the tech-priest

[outer jasper]

Crazy damage

[modern bobcat]

#arbites-class message

[outer jasper]

Buy stuff from vendor, generally you ignore mobility or if the weapon doesn’t have it defenses

[inland mantle]

Got people dealing about 900k damage just from the dog bleed alone in H40s

[outer jasper]

Yeah idk

Haven’t been home so can’t arbite it

Very funny tho very sister of the thorn

[delicate vapor]

[delicate smelt]

Correct me if I’m wrong but when the shop rotates only one page changes right

[elder stone]

Yes

It all shifts one down

[delicate smelt]

So how do you know what’s next

Is there a standard rotation of items

[modern bobcat]

Next lineup is leaked

and otherwise there's no way of knowing

and no nobody knows what's next unless leaked

[elder stone]

Next one was leaked and its red recolor slop

[modern bobcat]

No standard rotation, once a bundle has been featured items from the bundle may be split up and offered at random to some degree

although there should always be a head/chest/legs cosmetic bundle

but trinkets, headpieces, backpacks and weapon skins are randomised

[elder merlin]

[jovial pine]

[ripe tangle]

I just thought of the best way to describe how the Eldar and the Necrons view humanity.

Imagine if you will, you live in a northern climate, you hear about or see a wild ass Bear rooting around through your garbage… do you hate this bear? not necessarily, will you be cautious as fuck about him being there, absolutely…. Will you shoot him if he attacks you, you probably should… anyway, that’s how the Eldar view us.

for the Necrons, imagine if you will you live in that same house, one day you wake up in the middle of the night and there’s suddenly a fucking wild ass Deer in your living room just bucking around and just wrecking the fucking place, you’re 100% going to react. Anyway, that’s how the Necrons view us.

[jovial pine]

innocent erufu

[gilded socket]

Hiii luuuccciiiaaaa

[jovial pine]

understandable erufu

[ripe tangle]

Hi

[gilded socket]

Hello!

[waxen walrus]

dog bleed is unreal

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

What? Don't you bleed when you're electrocuted?

[elder merlin]

Have tummyache but no ginger ale

[ripe tangle]

🥨

have this bread.

[inland mantle]

Just stop having one ez

[thick coyote]

You

Kinda burn

Toasty even

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

Yes but

If you burn hard enough

Blood 🩸

Balls they patched the frakking glitch

[nocturne bloom]

depends on the source

[modern bobcat]

Which glitch?

Bolt pistol bleed proc was patched but not the thers

[somber stream]

Huh?

So still work for Arbies?

[gilded socket]

The people that play darktide are fucking morons

[somber stream]

So true!

[ionic lion]

Why do people even use the bolt pistol over bolter on arbites

Bolter has -
More ammo
More damage on average is what I see
Full auto :steamhappy:

[somber stream]

Style point

[ionic lion]

:true:

But only 8 rounds

Is kinda bad

I cant lie

[somber stream]

Also there was a glitch that allow you to proc max bleed stack with it

[ionic lion]

If there was a second gun slot I would consider taking it

[ionic lion]

I think my boltgun has a blessing that gives it 4 bleed stacks per direct shot

I cant quite remember

[vocal void]

anyone getting bugged chat on some matches

can type but cant send

[ionic lion]

Its been fine for me

Does anyone think they need to add more abominations

BoN, Plague Ogryn, and Chaos Spawn

Feel like there can be more

Also Daemon Host but I wouldnt count it

Cause you can just go around it

Actually I havent seen a daemon host at all in the past 15 hours of gameplay

[somber stream]

They can add whatever they want once they FIX THE GOD DAMN GAME

[ionic lion]

wonder why

[ionic lion]

whats wrong with it now?

Games been fine for me

[somber stream]

Connection issue, disconnects, crashses, hit reg

A lot, basically

[ionic lion]

Youve been crashing?

I havent crashed once

[somber stream]

I don't crash, others do though

But i did get dc'ed a lot

[ionic lion]

Not me

[somber stream]

People here got it too

[ionic lion]

Wonder why

[modest flume]

Shroudfield Zealot maining BrAuto for horde clear 🚬

[somber stream]

Nice

[ionic lion]

made an arbites for every line in arbites tree

[modern bobcat]

Half the reason people are whining so much about Arbites is they think it invalidates their gatekeeping of Havoc XD

[ionic lion]

Wonder what class I should do next

Zealot or Veteran

[elder stone]

You play shroudfield zealot too?!

[ionic lion]

Why would they whine about arbites

[elder merlin]

Ogryn

[ionic lion]

No thanks

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[somber stream]

[ionic lion]

I cant stand having a weak melee

But big body

[elder merlin]

Somebody bend that tray

[somber stream]

Weak melee?

[elder stone]

Pffft

[somber stream]

Excuse me?

[ionic lion]

yes

Weak melee

[elder stone]

Licht he's baiting you

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

breathing exercises

[ionic lion]

They have to actually charge their swings to do damage

smh my head

[somber stream]

Roping myself

[elder stone]

"shaking my head my head" ??

[ionic lion]

they are big yet cant even get dog off of them

[ionic lion]

yep

its what I said

[elder stone]

you said "my head" twice

its like saying atm machine

[ionic lion]

yep

its what I said

[elder stone]

Interesting

[modern bobcat]

smd hee hee

[elder stone]

Alrightyyy

[ionic lion]

Ok what character should I make that ISNT ogryn

[somber stream]

Geldautomatmaschine

[ionic lion]

or psyker

[elder stone]

Zealot

[ionic lion]

i already had one of those

Deleted it

[elder stone]

Oh my god

[ionic lion]

Yes I delete my characters

[somber stream]

Based

[ionic lion]

Im talking about psyker

[hard gorge]

Im hoping for more character slot mods tbh

[ionic lion]

nto zealot

I havent made one of those

[hard gorge]

Ive already filled 8 characters

[elder stone]

Okay

[hard gorge]

2 of each except the arbites

[elder stone]

make a Zealot

[unreal quiver]

arbiter

[ionic lion]

I made 3 of those

1 for each line in the tree

[unreal quiver]

do another

[ionic lion]

All are maxed

No

[elder stone]

You know you can make multiple builds for each character

[ionic lion]

Yea but I didnt wanna

[unreal quiver]

sound like a lexbreaker..

[somber stream]

Yes but Gender

[elder stone]

lmao

[ionic lion]

Lets see

I made

JeanStealer

Bob

And Gerard

What should I name the zealot

[unreal quiver]

i name every character alpharius

[somber stream]

John Hitler

[ionic lion]

No thanks

[elder stone]

Licht arent you German

[somber stream]

Yes, so?

[elder stone]

Never thought I'd see a German suggestion Hitler as a name

based

[somber stream]

Hitler is memed on a daily basis here

[hard gorge]

I named my Zealots Theseus and Hippolyta

[elder stone]

Fair point

But when I bring out a political figure

[unreal quiver]

how does it feel being German and playing Warhammer game knowing it’s based off your country?

[hard gorge]

My ogryns are Sherman and Nuke

[somber stream]

Whut

[hard gorge]

Is it any different from playing CoD gsmes and being american?

[unreal quiver]

no not really

[somber stream]

Warhammer is just British

[elder merlin]

I say we kill @ionic lion, dump his body overboard, blame it on one of the mods and then continue our lives in peace. Although by "we", i mean "me", i cant trust you poozers to do a job well done, not in regards to this.

[ripe tangle]

Aren’t most Warhammer factions based on something British though?

[elder stone]

Warhammer is literally a 1:1 recreation of what happens in Manchester and Birmingham

[elder merlin]

Alot of the fantasy clothes sure are

Bri'ish

[gilded socket]

Woof

[ripe tangle]

mfw the Empire in Fantasy is based on a Schizo-tech HRE and the Elven Isles are the “British”

[unreal quiver]

i thought british people were a made up thing

[somber stream]

Bri'ish innit

[hard gorge]

Im dating one, theyre a rare species

[elder merlin]

Warhammer fantasy, the age old british experience, ransacking, murdering, looting and other unsavory bits of any country nearby that aint britain

[ripe tangle]

They’r not rare, just endangered.

[hard gorge]

I love my autistic gamer egirl gf

[elder stone]

Thank the Emperor

[somber stream]

Oh no, egirl

[ripe tangle]

too many of them jumping off of balconies in Spain

[elder merlin]

Goto bed

[hard gorge]

Monster addict and all

[somber stream]

Oh no, Monster

[elder stone]

Monster addict?

Me too

[somber stream]

I'm seeing a pattern here

[ripe tangle]

Monster like the energy drink?

tastes like chemicals imo

[hard gorge]

If i had a nickel for every British egirl I dated id have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot but its pretty strange that it happened twice

[somber stream]

I mean

[elder stone]

Dont speak poorly of my battery acid

[unreal quiver]

redbull is better than monster

[somber stream]

Lipovitan supremacy

[elder merlin]

Monstergirls or regular monsters?

[jovial pine]

just drink v8 energy drinks like a responsible adult

[hard gorge]

I dont like it but for some reason most women I've been with love it

[elder stone]

Monster
the drink

[spring trench]

Original monster my beloved

[unreal quiver]

smoke cigarettes and drink tequila like a man

[hard gorge]

HAHAHAHA I KNOW THE REFERENCE

[elder merlin]

Bah, pig swill if ever there was

[elder stone]

Same Freakquency

[somber stream]

Hmmmm

I could've sworn there's another reference to 'monster'

But not the drink

[ripe tangle]

my favorite energy drink is the one that makes your brain implode.

[hard gorge]

To be fair most girls who love monster also love monsters

[unreal quiver]

ah, gasoline

[elder stone]

lmfao

[hard gorge]

Never ask a monster energy addict her opinion on werewolves

[ripe tangle]

it’s good for burning Heretics

[elder stone]

I love monster

[unreal quiver]

gulp

[elder stone]

ehhhhh over romanticised

[somber stream]

What's the other reference?

[modern bobcat]

I wish I could exploit the dog bleed build

[brazen pelican]

Did someone say Monster?

[gilded socket]

Noooo

[modern bobcat]

but instead the servers are so fucked I can barely play the game

XD

[hard gorge]

And there we go

[ripe tangle]

Begone Abberation of the Warp!

[elder merlin]

Dont make me get my mallet

[elder stone]

Idk if I wanna say it at 23:44

[somber stream]

Ok that confirmed my thought

[elder merlin]

Let me see your teeth

[ripe tangle]

We live in the same timezone?

[unreal quiver]

alpha legion kinda mogs slannesh ngl

[river elbow]

Monster Energy my beloved.

[gilded socket]

Man i wish i had a SoB companion to chant hymns with

[ripe tangle]

points at self.

i’m right here.

[modern bobcat]

2025 Slaanesh would be bogged af with lip fillers and implants

[elder stone]

UTC-5?

[hard gorge]

Not too different from the girls here in my state

Well the moms, really

[elder stone]

Pearly whites because Im not a loser

[modern bobcat]

Yes exactly

[elder stone]

Ill send the video in DMs

[ripe tangle]

GMT-5

so yeah

[somber stream]

Go ahead

[hard gorge]

PST baby

[elder stone]

We might be the same person

[unreal quiver]

gmt 5 too but we call it cst

[elder merlin]

Dats good

[nocturne bloom]

est is the only time zone

[delicate vapor]

[jovial pine]

pst is the truest time zone

[radiant tree]

anybody trying to get some missions done for dream team?

[hard gorge]

Twinsies

[unreal quiver]

the only real time zone that exists is the good ol mid west time zone

[ripe tangle]

That’s scary. The state I live in is flooding because we’re having non-stop storms for the past week or so.

[elder merlin]

I had a friend who would drink monster religiously throughout middle school/high school, his teeth were pretty bad, though im not sure if that was just because of poor hygiene too

[somber stream]

Yee haw Texas

[elder stone]

I heard

[hard gorge]

Texas huh? Sorry to hear it man, shit is terrifying

[somber stream]

Stay safe sister

[hard gorge]

I heard stuff about a kids camp getting swept away

[ripe tangle]

Yeah…

I’m safe

[unreal quiver]

i saw like 28 or something people died in that

[elder merlin]

Yeah

[hard gorge]

Im glad to hear that

[somber stream]

I saw a house

[elder stone]

90 minutes was actually just stupidly fast

[ripe tangle]

It’s now 100+

[somber stream]

Float away

[hard gorge]

Its not fun to live through shit like that

[ripe tangle]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Texas literally gets more shit happenimg to it then any other state

[elder stone]

prayers

[somber stream]

How does a house float

[hard gorge]

Here in cali we have the opposite, we get big ass fires

[unreal quiver]

crazy sad

[elder merlin]

Feels like anyway

[brazen pelican]

Think last number I saw was 120+.

[modest flume]

I worked in a hurricane before

[elder stone]

Houses made out of paper

[modest flume]

That was pretty fun

[hard gorge]

Ah damn

[nocturne bloom]

its hollow so

[elder merlin]

You guys flooded and lost power like 2 or 3 different years during the wimter

[ripe tangle]

It literally washed out a kid’s summer camp and there’s thought to be no survivors

[somber stream]

Get bricked fellas

[elder stone]

Oh

[jovial pine]

that shit is tragic

[hard gorge]

I saw footage. Its genuinely chilling

[elder merlin]

Your power grid failed during the summer heatwave from stresss

[elder stone]

Okay guys

[somber stream]

Damn.

[hard gorge]

Just blankets and stuffed animals and shoes floating and like... fuck, man...

[brazen pelican]

Double checked and it was worse. Apparently about 160 missing.

[elder stone]

I think we should transition to another topic

[somber stream]

I heard they didn't check the news

[unreal quiver]

texas seems to have a lot of weather that causes deaths

[elder merlin]

Didnt you guys have a mini plague outbreak too from antivaxxers?

Was that texas?

[hard gorge]

Thats the US in general, really

[modest flume]

IN DEATH, TRUTH

[ripe tangle]

Yes

Texas is currently experiencing Biblical Plagues

[unreal quiver]

idk my state hasn’t had bad weather that caused deaths in like 30 years

[elder merlin]

True, but texas is pretty consistent because of their piece of shit leaders

[elder stone]

My state is collapsing

[ripe tangle]

I’m theorizing that Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott have angered God somehow

[somber stream]

Uh

[modest flume]

Well, when Cali started overtaxing the tech bros, they had to go somewhere

[hard gorge]

US SUPERPOWER 2025, EVERYONE

[elder merlin]

Tech "bros" shouldnt even exist in the first place, they are inherently a problem

[elder stone]

Therefore I am considering evacuation by Valkyrie (Airplane) back to the Mourningstar (Europe) and return home

[unreal quiver]

Cancon Cruz and Wheely Abbott

[modest flume]

Wdym? They are are solution to the problem they caused, just like guru bros

[somber stream]

Best approach

[modest flume]

[brazen pelican]

Where in Europe, if I may ask? Just curious. <3

[elder merlin]

Eat the rich

[gilded socket]

Really?

[elder stone]

Eastern Europe

[elder merlin]

Make it so people cant ever amass that much wealth ever again

[brazen pelican]

You mean Rafael Cruz?

[elder merlin]

Humanity is a waste of space

[hard gorge]

Shush or the high lords will kill you

[modest flume]

That's not very Ogryn of you, Paul

[elder merlin]

Least then i'd be spared from this reality

[hard gorge]

Either way
@brazen pelican @ripe tangle you lads stay safe

[brazen pelican]

Neat! Am European, that's way I was curious. :3

[hard gorge]

And everyone else affected too

[ripe tangle]

I’ll be fine

[elder stone]

Where from? If I may ask

[somber stream]

Which kind of Euro are ye?

[brazen pelican]

I'm in Sweden, I'm very safe. <3

[elder stone]

Ah Swede

[somber stream]

Oh god

[ripe tangle]

Sweden

Okay

[somber stream]

Anyway

[hard gorge]

Sweden. My condolences

[modest flume]

But you're Slaaneshi

[hard gorge]

Youre going to be attacked by elves and gnomes

[somber stream]

Lovely weather today innit?

[brazen pelican]

Norwegian?

[jovial pine]

Sweden is like the best country on earth and bro is like "my condolences"

makes sense

[modest flume]

Not true

[ripe tangle]

imagine being a Dane, that’s worse…

[elder stone]

Oh god

[ripe tangle]

just be thankful not to be a Dane

[modest flume]

Finland is right there

[elder stone]

I wish all Danish people a speedy recovery

[hard gorge]

I love a cheese danish

[somber stream]

Danish are kinda okay

It's the Finn and the Swedes

[unreal quiver]

what’s a Dane

[somber stream]

No actually Finns are kinda okay too, just very depressun

[elder stone]

Although my country is the pinnacle of horrific wasteland so I shouldnt be talking about other countries

[gilded socket]

I listen when a sister speaks

[brazen pelican]

They've tried to recover for about a millenia. Not happening.

[ripe tangle]

Finns are just introverted Femboys who’re weirdly good at outdrinking everyone, they also overbathe

[elder stone]

We should move Denmark into the middle of Greenland

[modest flume]

Wdym depressing

[marsh iris]

why are they sick?

[elder stone]

Finnish people are Polish people of the North

[marsh iris]

covid?

[somber stream]

They are depressed i'm not even kidding

[elder stone]

Borderline Fallout 💔

[ripe tangle]

are Estonians just Latvians that wish they were Scandinavian?

[somber stream]

Imagine living in an all white country like 2/3 the time in a year

[brazen pelican]

Every year I throw a rock into the Baltic Sea, hoping the rising sea levels will swallow Denmark.

[marsh iris]

perkélé

[elder stone]

Literally yes

[ripe tangle]

XD

[elder stone]

Im sorry you have to be so close to them

I neighbor my own Denmark

its not much better

[somber stream]

Average Scandinavies brotherhood

[modest flume]

They just need some kumbayas

[brazen pelican]

Well I better not catch any non-Nordics make fun of my brothers and sisters.

[gilded socket]

Euros

[jovial pine]

neighboring countries and hating each other inexplicably

name a more pervasive concept

[elder stone]

I lived this every day

[somber stream]

They might be dumbfucks but only i am allowed to say it?

[ripe tangle]

remember, all of Europe will one day be underwater… except the Netherlands, they’ll literally just built on top of it somehow.

[modest flume]

Chocolate and vanilla

[brazen pelican]

Nothing inexplicable about it, typically they've killed each other for centuries.

[hard gorge]

The netherlands learned how to fight the sea and win

[marsh iris]

finns are not depressed, they just dont want to interact and be within 3 arms length of strangers

[elder stone]

Finns are sad

[modest flume]

Femboy this, femboy that, where are the femgirls

[ripe tangle]

introverted femboys

[brazen pelican]

Shit, I might be Finnish.

[elder stone]

they arent depressed

[hard gorge]

My only experience with Finland is My Summer Car and the other game about being a slumlord

[jovial pine]

they should just be enlightened and peaceful, embracing their similarities in this new peaceful time humanity is trying to begin

[delicate vapor]

[jovial pine]

something like that but even more anime

[somber stream]

Finn's way of flexing is inviting you to their sauna and see how long can you last in a 60 degree room

[delicate vapor]

Oh my god it’s you

[elder stone]

You guys be happy you dont border Cthulhu

[delicate vapor]

I haven’t seen you in months

[marsh iris]

finns are happy, in their own space

[brazen pelican]

If anyone thinks Nordic rivalry is bad, they should look into the Balkans.

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Balkan rivalry is nothing

[brazen pelican]

Hiiiii! :3

[somber stream]

I dated a Balkan/Finnish once...

[ripe tangle]

I’m the kind of person who’d force myself to stay out of spite even kf it kills me

[elder merlin]

I bet you do

[somber stream]

Lol same, i passed out

[delicate vapor]

Oh my god I haven’t seen you since SM2 discord

[elder stone]

Wish you a speedy recovery✌️

[modest flume]

Every second conversation was genocide?

[ripe tangle]

I also passed out, but it was an Onsen in Japan, not a Sauna

[elder merlin]

I just left dat shit a little while ago lol

[somber stream]

Unironically yes

[gilded socket]

Is it wrong?

[modest flume]

We need a NEW era, an era of femgirls

[marsh iris]

but finns are cool, befriended them from guild wars, funny bunch

[somber stream]

Femguys*

Basically Tomboys

[brazen pelican]

I second this motion.

[somber stream]

We need tomboys back.

[brazen pelican]

There is room for both.

[elder merlin]

Somethin somethin, you dont wanna be right?

[modest flume]

Eh ok we'll take tomboys

[jovial pine]

big fan of these so called "femgirls"

[gilded socket]

What

[elder merlin]

Buff ones?

[gilded socket]

Yaay thx

[delicate vapor]

How have you been tho

[elder stone]

Country in such of an unsolvable situation I have to flex ancient history

[modest flume]

BROTHERS, WHO WILL STAND WITH ME TO USHER IN THIS NEW AGE?

[somber stream]

I WILL

[marsh iris]

too much femboys in here, where are the tomboys

[brazen pelican]

Been doing okay. Petting cats like a maniac. :3

[modest flume]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[delicate vapor]

I see

[elder merlin]

You never heard that old sayin? "If its wrong, then i dont wanna be right"?

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

You?

[elder merlin]

God, how old are all you poozers?

Honestly

[marsh iris]

old

[delicate vapor]

Just woke up and notice you were here

[gilded socket]

So its wrong?

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

You first

if you tell me your age, I’ll tell you mine

[modest flume]

Apparently either 18 or 80, and no in between

[elder merlin]

I say a fairly common saying and just get blank stares sometimes

[brazen pelican]

[Redacted]

[elder merlin]

Like fuckin hell

[delicate vapor]

20

[elder stone]

!&

[modest flume]

Don't touch that dial!

[marsh iris]

tomboys for all ages

[ripe tangle]

I’m old enough

[somber stream]

Tomboy supremacy

[elder merlin]

No, its just a joke saying cause its sarcasm

[elder stone]

You just want to be dommed

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Im 33

[brazen pelican]

Fair enough. :3

[delicate vapor]

Damn

[ripe tangle]

I’m 29

[elder merlin]

Half the time i feel like ya'll are kids when i be sayin shit

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

69420

[gilded socket]

16

[delicate vapor]

Your the same age as a 33 year old

[modest flume]

Times are changing, Paul

[brazen pelican]

Nice.

[somber stream]

I thought you’re in your early 20s tbh

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Well that explains it then

[delicate vapor]

I recognise that profile pic

[elder merlin]

Tell that to my heart

[modest flume]

All of our fun sayings are disappearing

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

Youre an endangered species

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

jk im 36

[elder stone]

Holy shit

Pre-Cambrian era

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

wait, am I old?

[elder merlin]

Cue the jurassic park jokes

[ripe tangle]

idek if I am or not

[somber stream]

What is old

[ripe tangle]

What is Love?

[somber stream]

Age is a social construct

[elder merlin]

30 is fairly old

Its middle aged

[elder stone]

Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more

[marsh iris]

not really

[delicate vapor]

Can’t believe I spent 9 hours on genshin but it’s not better than me spending 16 on Darktide

[elder stone]

anything above 20

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[marsh iris]

maybe next year

[delicate vapor]

[light nymph]

learned that im older than my wife and all our friends but only by like a month at most

[modest flume]

Holy fucking shiiiiit it's a dinosaur Jesus Christ what the fuuuuuuck

[somber stream]

Middle age is 40 tbh

[light nymph]

now they keep calling me oldass

[elder stone]

20 year old cope

[marsh iris]

middle ages

[elder merlin]

Just goto bed, you need sleep, you're body is still growing

[light nymph]

bro im 1 year older than them and not even by a full year 😭

[ripe tangle]

I know some people who’re old as fuck and never act like it nor feel like it, I know some 22 year olds who complain about sore knees and shit.

[modest flume]

People are so sensitive to age smh

[marsh iris]

yeah

[ripe tangle]

idk what else to say

[modern bobcat]

Middle age isn't 40 anymore, we have peptides now

[elder merlin]

30 or 40, average life expectancy is only 74, though i feel that is gonna go down in the future

[modern bobcat]

PEPTIDES

[hard gorge]

Peptide bonds?

[modest flume]

You're only as old as you believe

[light nymph]

pensiontide? hold on let me workshop this

[marsh iris]

age catches up to everyone eventually, unless death find you first

[ripe tangle]

is it gay to kiss a Tomboy?

[light nymph]

i hate trying to be funny on demand its gotta flow through you like magic

[elder stone]

I wouldnt think so if men liking femboys isnt gay

[light nymph]

can summon it at will but also has to be there first

[ripe tangle]

fair argument

[elder merlin]

Sore knees, head hurts fairly frequently in this one part and my heart been acting up again recently

The joys of aging

[brazen pelican]

This is true, I read it on the internet. It's illegal to lie on the internet, right?

[gilded socket]

Nah

[elder stone]

Yes

[marsh iris]

man kissing femboy is gay

[modest flume]

Sciatica

[light nymph]

bro i had sore knees and back problems at like 22, the problems of working manual labor from 16 to 25

[gilded socket]

I call kissing girls “spiritual healing”

[light nymph]

now i have fucking near constant headaches

[ripe tangle]

when it comes to men and femboys. It’s only gay if you bottom.

[elder stone]

Never come here btw (this is a warning)

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

Hello

[light nymph]

im not even thirty bro im so cooked

[ripe tangle]

topping is alpha and straight or something idk

[tired steeple]

Alright

So this is heretical thinking

[modern bobcat]

Do you sit for 10+ hours per day?

[gilded socket]

Interesting… so if a girl tops another girl its not gay?

[light nymph]

though also i think the headache thing might be my allergies i dunno

[brazen pelican]

Never was.

[somber stream]

Nah

[modest flume]

I got Sciatica at 26 lmao

[ripe tangle]

never was

[unreal quiver]

leave for 2 minutes come back to this

[somber stream]

Faxt

[elder stone]

Licht youre like 43

[light nymph]

ill have to see when i move away from all the trees im alergic to

[gilded socket]

I see…

[elder merlin]

The hell is sciatica

[tired steeple]

Chat needs to chill out

[modern bobcat]

Licht is actually a Lich

[somber stream]

No im not

[delicate vapor]

[modern bobcat]

It's in the name

[somber stream]

No im not

[elder stone]

47?

[ripe tangle]

Licht I have a question for you

[light nymph]

iirc its like goop in between your bones and muscles fucking everything up

[ripe tangle]

a serious one

[somber stream]

Im 28 for fuck’s sake

[light nymph]

or thats arthitis i forget

[elder stone]

Oh my god

[somber stream]

Shoot

[modern bobcat]

That's basically 40

[brazen pelican]

Pollen?

[gilded socket]

Licht is prolly old enough to be my dad

[tired steeple]

Y’all are dinosaurs

[unreal quiver]

unc

[tired steeple]

I’m only 22

[elder merlin]

The human body is garbage design

[modest flume]

It's when the sciatic nerve in your back is getting pinched, God is it painful

[marsh iris]

how does it feel that being 30 is near

[gilded socket]

Old

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

Why do older German men all play Train and Truck Simulators?

[elder stone]

What were the mammoths like

[tired steeple]

GOD DAMN IT

they were awesome

[ripe tangle]

are all older German men autistic?

[tired steeple]

Fuck my stupid chud life

[gilded socket]

Reminds them of their prime salaryman days

[brazen pelican]

Imagine having two hands, but being ass at using one of them? Who designed this?

[somber stream]

It’s calming to see systemized process

[modern bobcat]

No, they're German. Easy mistake to make

[modest flume]

Being old is great, the older I get, the more entitled to yelling at people I am

[elder stone]

Funniest shit ive read all night

[modern bobcat]

Germans are just naturally ordentlich

[brazen pelican]

German humor is no laughing matter.

[somber stream]

What

We have humour

[unreal quiver]

germans don’t have humor

[gilded socket]

I think its funny how paul is older than licht

[jovial pine]

anyone ever play darktide

[brazen pelican]

I have a German friend, his favorite humor is puns. And it's not even close.

[ripe tangle]

thhey simply lack humerus bones

[gilded socket]

Lucia so old

[unreal quiver]

german humor is saying they have humor

[gilded socket]

She was there when goge was around

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
This is your humor my friend

[ripe tangle]

are you mocking me!?! I’ll take you to the punishment chamber.

[modest flume]

This is funny

[unreal quiver]

that’s pretty good actually

[elder stone]

If you are from the cretaciousoucs maybe

[jovial pine]

is that funny??

[gilded socket]

No im just-

[modest flume]

Well you gotta get with the times

[marsh iris]

next year we celebrate lucia bday

[unreal quiver]

not really but it’s good

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

That’s funni

[ripe tangle]

the punishment chamber, a chamber you’re sent to so you can be punished.

[gilded socket]

Why

Why punishment

[elder stone]

Im gonna to de-unify Germany.

[gilded socket]

Why cant we be friends

[modest flume]

What do ghosts use to shower? Sham-BOO

[jovial pine]

puns are kinda terrible unless they're actually clever somehow

[ripe tangle]

mocking a member of the Holy Ecclisiarchy.

[light nymph]

i will say getting older has had me like thinking more clearly? or more like introspectively

[gilded socket]

But like

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

[modest flume]

I always say, the worse the pun, the better it gets

[marsh iris]

quarter them up instead of east and west half, too boring

[gilded socket]

Im so cool and so pretty, why punish me

[elder stone]

Anyone who is over 20 is ancient and anyone below 15 is a baby