general-chat

[ripe tangle]

It does.

[gilded socket]

I want one of them!

[halcyon glen]

Oh Lordy o Lordy

[elfin pagoda]

did anyone else get dced

[elder stone]

A warrior cannot be a demolition vehicle

[devout wraith]

Why are the dog class grenades so op? almost all other classes have a delay on grenades

[elder merlin]

Pig

[elder stone]

This has been happening for a bit, Fatshark server issue

[modest flume]

Servers are absolute SHIT

[jovial pine]

auric mortis is fun why does apparently no one play it

though it does lag like crazy

[modest flume]

Have been since the Arby update

[elder stone]

They arent skilled enough

[gilded socket]

Mortis trials is the best for penances

[jovial pine]

my teammates died like 6 times so understandable

[wintry fog]

God I hate arbys

[devout wraith]

Everyone hates arbys

[elder stone]

I dont

[tawny gorge]

ive never had a disconnection that wasnt on me

[halcyon glen]

It’s kick a darktider day

[tawny gorge]

is this an na problem?

[devout wraith]

You probably do

[jovial pine]

could be NA only, idk

doubt it tho

[elder stone]

I think so, Ive disconnected (granted it was once), however my EU friend has disconnected way more

[wintry fog]

brainwashed korean war prisoner behavior to enjoy making a sandwich yourself with sweating deli meats at paying extra for it.

[elder stone]

EU too, for a fact

[jovial pine]

maybe south africa is the one pure and competent server in the world

we would just never know

[halcyon glen]

That’s just a nice way to say the host kicked you

[elder merlin]

[devout wraith]

Is ranged ogyrn viable?

[solar horizon]

What is happening exactly

[jovial pine]

stop editing it bro i see it all

[elder stone]

I'm a perfectionist. ✨

[wintry fog]

Yes, Oggys are amazing

[halcyon glen]

DTOP IT

[devout wraith]

I get bored when i try to play ogryn

[tawny gorge]

you can't be saltzpyre's biggest fan i'm still alive

[elder stone]

Ogryn is fun on the high difficulties when there is a ton of enemies

[gilded socket]

Drunk driving a immolator with my wife would fix me

[wintry fog]

everyone knows I'm the biggest Saltzpyre stan hussy

[storm ember]

heavy stubber + surgical + deadly accurate = that guy in vietnam who used a mg as a sniper rifle

[halcyon glen]

I love 1H axe zealot

Ty

[wintry fog]

although Saltzpyre appreciation is always good and correct

[modest flume]

GET BACK, HERETICAL ONES!

[wintry fog]

SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

[halcyon glen]

No one has ever sent me a heart before

Thank you

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-saltzpyre-no-warrior-priest-no-saltzpyre-warrior-priest-no-vermintide-gif-24413806

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wintry fog]

Yw, this is probably, one of two, maybe three decent warhammer communities

[modest flume]

There's a first for everything. Here is another ❤️ 🫲

[elder stone]

Bushman, would you play GTFO with me, I am scared of the monsters

[tawny gorge]

decency is a matter of personal tollerance

[broken brook]

Bro On Overwatch is making me loose my shit

[elder stone]

I gave up on that penance

[broken brook]

I would too but its my last penance on vet

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

[wintry fog]

Exactly, it took a lot of banning to get rid of the toxic kiddos

[halcyon glen]

I don’t get this much love on Vermintide 2 server

[gilded socket]

They say touch grass

[elder stone]

Vermintide 2 server is soulless

[modest flume]

Sure, I don't even I've even played beyond the first level

[broken brook]

Thats the problem with 40k, it attracts a lot of uhhh... interesting people

[halcyon glen]

They don’t appreciate me

[digital tundra]

Take VoC and run a malice game. So as long as you never take HP damage, you're good. Keep up gold toughness as much as possible.

[elder stone]

I stopped before the tutorial

[gilded socket]

Hand on my president bush statue that i slap

[tawny gorge]

i was playing that a cuppa hours ago

[broken brook]

I try but then a random fucking cultists always hits me through toughness

[tawny gorge]

overwatch is a great game if you wanna be mad for the entirety of the time you spend playing it

[broken brook]

Its so dumb

[modest flume]

I appreciate and welcome your presence here, even though sometimes what you send is seemingly random

[elder stone]

We should nicely force Licht to get it so he can play the scary shooter game

[broken brook]

I was talking about the Penance lol

[gilded socket]

Im busting all over the heretics

[gilded socket]

Busting flames

[digital tundra]

What I did was just spam VoC as much as possible, but I'm sure you've been trying that as well. Maybe take some cool down stuff for curios and hope you get a psyker with the cool down aura?

[modest flume]

I bet busting makes you feel good, don't it

IYKYK

[gilded socket]

Oh yeah

Real good

[elder stone]

Darktide lex talk

[modest flume]

An invisible man, sleeping in my bed snoring

[broken brook]

I once called a burster a buster and my friends will never let me live it down

[modest flume]

I ain't afraid o' no sleepin', I ain't afraid o' no bed

[gilded socket]

Imaginary wife

[halcyon glen]

Thank you I just can’t help but be a wordsmith

[wintry fog]

busting busting busting busting busting busting busting- 🎶

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

Invisible?
When you can’t even say…my name…

[tawny gorge]

a callidus assassin sleeping in my bed, im still sleeping in my bed

[modest flume]

[gilded socket]

Drunk driving an immolator with my imaginary wife

[modest flume]

Peak SoB: Using those organ missile launchers and absolutely ruining an IG player in DoW

Or, playing SoB

[gilded socket]

Nope

Burning down orphanages

[modest flume]

Excorists

[gilded socket]

Heresy starts young

[modest flume]

That's what they're called

[elder stone]

You don’t get the reference 💔😭

[gilded socket]

Kill the heretics young

[modest flume]

Excorsist missile launchers

[vestal mantle]

Ok... So im kinda noticing something a bit bizarre

[elder stone]

Cyclops remote demolition tank

[vestal mantle]

If I am in a group with a mishmash of other classes, im fine

3 arbitrators... Well im useless

[tawny gorge]

is the something an adventure of sorts

[warm geode]

I'm of the extremely unsubtle opinion that Veteran needs more damage Resident for the basekit, Psyker being squishy makes a bit more sense and is understandable, but Veteran is alright kind of powercrept by Arbites for their role.

[broken brook]

Tbf arbitrator is incredibly strong

[gilded socket]

O agree

[vestal mantle]

Yea, but i make more mistakes with three arbis trying to catch up

[tawny gorge]

make it 1

[vestal mantle]

Like you know, trying to actually kill a threat

[tawny gorge]

they do soo much damage

[broken brook]

They do too much damage and whatever stacks they can get is too easy to get

[ripe tangle]

laughs in Penitent Engine.

[halcyon glen]

Is the billhook available as dlc

[gilded socket]

High off the recaf going crazy in a leman russ

[primal wigeon]

If we ever got a choas space marine fight.

I could see our four crackheads high on stims and medical gas just beating their ass.

[warm geode]

Yeah, the other classes need buffs to be brought to speed, I don't think Arbites should be nerfed however.

[tawny gorge]

respect the great wolf

[vestal mantle]

Was gonna mission, but I have groceries and chinese fud on the way

[broken brook]

If we ever get a CSM fight it better be fucking hard

[modest flume]

Sweet sweet asbestos

[broken brook]

I 100% agree

[tawny gorge]

i leman till i russ

[broken brook]

Nerfing things never makes it fun

[tawny gorge]

buffing everything makes it too easy atp buff the heretics as well

[gilded socket]

Its my tank

[primal wigeon]

Me on my way to take a combat stim to beat up the choas space marine

[tawny gorge]

respect, the wolf king

[broken brook]

The 10000 year old CSM seeing 4 ogryns running down the hallway towards it

[vestal mantle]

I think the issue is kinda weird... I think the 4 base classes kinda bounce off each other but the arbites doesnt really

[gilded socket]

Sometimes when no one is looking i kiss the picture in my helmet and wish it was the real thing

[modest flume]

Ogryns so OP they had to nerf them

[primal wigeon]

They were informed he had... Food.

[halcyon glen]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[vestal mantle]

Not just fud... Rations

[tawny gorge]

give the greater demon, 2 ogryns

[ripe tangle]

wait… wasn’t it a picture of me though?

[elder stone]

Are you suggesting to charge into battle coated in explosives, Sister?

[broken brook]

They were told they'd get doubled rations

[ripe tangle]

to redeem myself of sins as I walk the path of Repentia, I’d do it without hesitation.

[primal wigeon]

The marine did not last but 2 seconds.

[tawny gorge]

if malum caedo can kill multiple without needing to go on a lunch break

2 ogryns can certainly take one down

[gilded socket]

Uh… no…

[ripe tangle]

okay so, Gigachad who easily defeats Greater Daemons “who would win”

Abelard Wesarian or Malum Caedo?

[broken brook]

Oh shit

Give Abelard power armor and he wins

[tawny gorge]

Malum Caedo is a named sternguard veteran.

[late birch]

After only playing arbitrator for a few days, I have come to the conclusion that most of the other classes need several buffs lol

[primal wigeon]

abelard can do anything

[ripe tangle]

This match is a case of Immovable Object vs Unstoppable Force, I know.

[broken brook]

Ive seen Abelard kill a greater demon with a rusty chainsword

[storm ember]

double captain spawn on Havok is literally impossible to beat and will end your run immediately

dont matter how good you play

double captain ends the run

[halcyon glen]

Witch hunter captain

[broken brook]

This man is built different

[elder stone]

The Emperor Protects

[gilded socket]

Totally not a picture of Lucia

[broken brook]

Abelard is Abelard.

[modest flume]

Smokes

[wintry fog]

Eh, I haven't played arbiter but if this is the case then it's likely arbiter is just OP.

[broken brook]

Oh Arbites is just straight up OP

[limpid ginkgo]

How often does global havoc level reset happens?

[halcyon glen]

I shall give your game a second chance

[modest flume]

tbh it's not bad as long as the captain doesn't have a sword

[late birch]

It is OP compared to the other classes, yes!

[tawny gorge]

Malum Caedo is a named ULTRAMARINE sternguard veteran, the gift of Matt Ward blesses him from beyond the warp

[broken brook]

Castigator Stance by itself insane

[late birch]

I think they should buff the other ones though

[broken brook]

80% damage reduction is W A C K

[modest flume]

You can just separate Not-Rinda from the other 2 and whittle her down

[elder stone]

Single-handedly was able to clutch a game using it lol

[late birch]

Like, I can straight up go through a havoc mission, from start to finish, with 100% HP and toughness

With incredible anti-everything as a baseline build

[broken brook]

I need to do havoc again. I stopped playing for 2 months and I still feel too rusty for it

[late birch]

Also the dog owns

[broken brook]

The dog is insane

So is the shotgun

Both of them

[onyx musk]

TEMPERATURES RISING 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[thick coyote]

Idk man

[halcyon glen]

Ouvrez le chien

[ripe tangle]

yes but is he up to snuff against Abelard?

[halcyon glen]

Anxiety descending

[tawny gorge]

what language is that

[broken brook]

Brother that doesnt even make sense

What

[thick coyote]

One Voidblast staff and I can just do Arbites whole staggering identity

[broken brook]

Why would I open the dog

[late birch]

"Open the dog"?

[halcyon glen]

Nothink*

[ripe tangle]

[limpid ginkgo]

Yea but you die to 3 poxwalkers hits

[onyx musk]

WANN EM CRISPY

[thick coyote]

You know you can

Dodge

[late birch]

I shoot the executor shotgun once into a crowd and kill everything within like 30m

[limpid ginkgo]

You cant

[halcyon glen]

Originally was going to be "Open the door” in English, but I went with “Open the dog” in French. THis was because I was watching a Salvator Dali film called “Le Chein Andalou” where they opened up someone’s eyeball with a straight razor.

[gilded socket]

Im so goated

[broken brook]

Abelard would hit him with the disapointed dad look and Malum would die

[gilded socket]

Even the sisters of battle fuck with ne

[thick coyote]

I use voidBLAST and everything on a huge AoE burns to death

With infinite ammo as well

[late birch]

Alright but I am also functionally immortal the whole time

[thick coyote]

So I can just keep doing it

[tawny gorge]

if you scale them, yeah super easily the events of boltgun arent even a day and

[halcyon glen]

Thoughts?

[tawny gorge]

too angry to care

[thick coyote]

So am I if I don't get hit

[late birch]

Fair

[modest flume]

I see voidblast

[late birch]

But I am even if I do get hit

[modest flume]

I know a PROFESSIONAL is talking

[thick coyote]

Fatshark sold Arbites poor dodges so they can sell you DR

[broken brook]

Impossible

[thick coyote]

[gilded socket]

Im the best

Like

Im so cool

And i have a tank

[elder stone]

I run grey combat blade

[late birch]

You too?

[thick coyote]

Arby's is a ploy by Big Fat to sell you mid tier classes

The dog is cool though

[tawny gorge]

he'll go "it's a me malum" and jump on abelard killing him in the process

[modest flume]

Overrated, next you'll be telling me you run Thunderous Chainaxe

[thick coyote]

[modest flume]

meta af

[broken brook]

@gilded socket wait hold on, accidently clicked on your profile. Are you talking about HEALTH as in the group?

[thick coyote]

And the dog is also the most broken thing in the game rn

[elder stone]

No I run relic blade 🥺

[ripe tangle]

Impossible, you see, Abelard can’t die.

[thick coyote]

Fatshark did it again

[late birch]

The dog is a good boy

[ripe tangle]

he’s too much of a Chad to get killed.

[late birch]

I automatically distrust Arbitrators who do not have a dog

[broken brook]

He just uses endure and gets back up

[tawny gorge]

honk mimimimimimi, don't care malum will shoot him until he dies

pew pew

[broken brook]

Mine was taking a nap and I didnt want to wake it up okay?

[late birch]

You're on thin ice

[ripe tangle]

Again, you’re stating something impossible.

[tawny gorge]

impossible is what losers say in the face of failure

[primal wigeon]

Can we all agree Zealot just aura farms with their unique weapons.

The relic sword is just pure aura.

[broken brook]

Horus is lucky Abelard wasnt alive back then

[jovial pine]

at the end screen for 2 auric mortises in a row it has played an ominous dog howl noise

[primal wigeon]

Horus is lucky, The four crackheads weren't there.

[ripe tangle]

What you fail to realize is that Abelard ascends plot armor, he’s just THAT powerful.

[tawny gorge]

honk

mimimimimmiiimimimi

what you fail to realize is

[gilded socket]

I love you for saying the group

[tawny gorge]

malum caedo

[cold viper]

does ur havoc score update in the next week if u play with randoms?

[tawny gorge]

pew pew

[broken brook]

Just making sure lol

[tawny gorge]

youre only allowed to distrust arbites that are without dog if you play ogryn.

[elder stone]

I will nowconsume my 14th energy drink of the day

[tawny gorge]

damn

[elder stone]

Cheers

[broken brook]

Bro is about to unlock the secret 25th hour of the day

[modest flume]

Cheers, big ears!

[tawny gorge]

you got it twisted

Loo's living a 12 hour day

[elder stone]

I thought days are 12 hours because the first day is AM and the second is PM?????

[tawny gorge]

who are those

bro thinks days are named after videogame charachters

[modest flume]

Instead they're named after made up characters

What a world we live in

[vestal mantle]

Hey... What if like normal rations is pickled cow liver but ogryns get fried rice because its "inferior"

[tawny gorge]

you dont believe in horus?

[elder stone]

never thought Id hear the term "Pickled Cow Liver"

[vestal mantle]

He didnt believe in me

[modest flume]

He had a bad horsey

[tawny gorge]

pickled cow liver sounds dogshit

[modest flume]

Many no good, very many icky

[vestal mantle]

Tbf you didnt... You just read it

[tawny gorge]

also ogryns have got to have an insane calorie maintenance

[digital tundra]

I wonder how pickled cow tongue tastes

[vestal mantle]

Fried rice can be quite caloric

[elder stone]

I heard myself read it in my mind

[gilded socket]

SoB bush

[elder stone]

?

[tawny gorge]

you need to eat a lot of it

800 calories in half a kg

[vestal mantle]

@elder stone its not the worse food I heard

[digital tundra]

I don't think fried rice is that high in protein though, and those guys need alot of protein

[elder stone]

Oh

oh no

[halcyon glen]

Nothink

[vestal mantle]

Think of marshmellow'd sheep stomach

[elder stone]

Yeah.....no

[broken brook]

What

[elder stone]

Ew

[digital tundra]

I wonder how cow tripe tastes

[vestal mantle]

Bitter beef

[digital tundra]

Even with onions?

[lime beacon]

It’s good

[modest flume]

Can confirm, I need protein

[digital tundra]

Me wanna try.....

[digital tundra]

Same

I'm too thin

[vestal mantle]

Also, we have a lady that every thanksgiving we have to draw straws to be the victim because she gives us a cheddar broccoli and pickled beets with fish casserole

At work

[modest flume]

[lime beacon]

Fish casserole would be good

[modest flume]

I was gonna say, that doesn't sound toooooooo bad, but with beets?

[digital tundra]

Cheddar brocoli sounds good

[bleak summit]

Hi there, where would one go for like? Penance help i guess is the correct wording?

[modest flume]

Here, class chats, or #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[bleak summit]

Appreciate it

[modest flume]

You're usually better off asking in the appropriate class chat or the LFG channels

[vestal mantle]

Its all together

Like you can see the beets with the broccoli

[halcyon glen]

I was born to play league of legends

[digital tundra]

Hrmmmm that's harder, but I don't mind beets

[jovial pine]

i have no idea if that's good or bad

[vestal mantle]

So we draw straws for her taste testing approval

[jovial pine]

is it bad? i guess so if you guys do this straw game thing

[digital tundra]

I'm mostly worried about that fish

[vestal mantle]

The winner eats a bite and says "oh this is great"

[digital tundra]

I dunno how well that mixes in

[vestal mantle]

Then if its busy well give them the remainder day off paid so they can retch it out

It smells sweetly sour

[halcyon glen]

You won’t understand my brainrot 🥲

[modest flume]

My condolences

[gilded socket]

Im so goated

[modest flume]

Hopefully Darktide can detox you

[vestal mantle]

They are pickled beets

Arguably worse

[halcyon glen]

I will give your game a second chance

After I greplace my 1050

[digital tundra]

I hope this coworker is getting some cooking lessons

Or is planning on it

[vestal mantle]

Its a customer we are appeasing

Every thanksgiving

[halcyon glen]

I ate pickled beets literally just now

[modest flume]

On a plane? Wild

[halcyon glen]

How do you know I’m on a plane

[modest flume]

Diana trying to tox bomb everyone IRL

#general-chat message

[vestal mantle]

But I will say xmas is nice

[halcyon glen]

Ok

[vestal mantle]

Some of the restaurants stock meat for make our dept fud

[halcyon glen]

Very good

[vestal mantle]

Like last year the chinese place made us 30 lbs of fried rice and eggrolls

[halcyon glen]

They served a loin of salmon with artichoke hearts and a puree with tenderstem broccoli and pickled beetroots and cherry tomatoes

[gilded socket]

Back in the trenches i go (write more lore)

[modest flume]

Those are all good ideas in an enclosed space

[elder stone]

Send me it, I enjoy reading lore

[vestal mantle]

So there she was, walking down the alleyway bashing heretics with her combat knife... When the guardian wombat attacked

[gilded socket]

Wih

[vestal mantle]

You said to write more lore

So bam... You are fighting heretics and then the mighty guardian wombat emerges from the shadow

[lethal hornet]

How much different is havoc 35 from 25

[final herald]

pretty large

[vestal mantle]

10

[lethal hornet]

Damn

[delicate smelt]

What if one day you opened the game and on the logo screen it said "Fatshit" in-place of fatshark which you thought was a little weird at first but you kept playing and then when you loaded in the mourningstar was empty and your character had red bleeding eyes

[elder stone]

35 is more difficult

[lethal hornet]

Very sonic.exe

[lethal hornet]

Damb

[elder stone]

And instead of being a video game it just mined crypto and shot your dog

[digital tundra]

I would scream my stock sound effect scream and go "Holy Crap! Jesus Christ, my video game, Darktide, has become a Creepypasta!!"

[delicate smelt]

What the hell?!

[digital tundra]

Erm, what the freak....

[elder stone]

What happened to my purchased product?! This is NOT what I paid for!

[vestal mantle]

Imagine if you ordered chicken nuggets and instead you got marshmellow'd sheep stomach

[elder stone]

This hurts to imagine

[delicate smelt]

Not if I had anything to say about it

[digital tundra]

I then look down at the box that I bought Darktide in, and realize it was a bootleg that had the words "DARKTIDE" written on the front in black marker

[vestal mantle]

Also, its chewy

From what im told

[nocturne bloom]

I ordered nuggets one time and got a large box of tenders for some reason, I didnt complain

[elder stone]

What if you ordered ketchup but you just got an empty bottle refilled with extremely deadly hot sauce but you only realized when you put it in your mouth?

[digital tundra]

I'd chug it down

[nocturne bloom]

I like hot sauce so id flourish

[elder stone]

But its not good hot sauce

it tastes bad and is just made to be pain

and not pleasurable pain

[delicate smelt]

And then my character turned around and said "You not have should come here" and then I got a call my dad died in a drunk driving incident

[digital tundra]

I'd chug it down

[rose wraith]

femboy skitarri and goth sister of battle when?

[elder stone]

in 2 days

[digital tundra]

And as I gasped, my Ogryn named Bigstinkyfarts comes out of the screen and strangles me to death

[delicate smelt]

Notice his tone

[elder stone]

I get the reference 💯🔥

[marsh iris]

sup no scopers

[delicate smelt]

That guy went off the deep end lowkey

[elder stone]

hello garut

[delicate smelt]

Hard to tell if he's joking

[elder robin]

wtf is FSR 4

[delicate smelt]

He dressed up in drag in the middle of a walmart parking lot saying "If your name starts with M I surrenderr"

[elder stone]

The guy who wore a cat maid outfit in a car wash

[delicate smelt]

Yeah

[elder stone]

yessss

"How to say "youre such a nonchalant femboyyy" to a femboy"

[delicate smelt]

😭

[elder stone]

I really hope its satire

[halcyon glen]

In my mind’s eyes they overcooked the salmon, should leave out the tomatoes, put less liquid in the puree

Hi guys

[elder stone]

Hello

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck my brain hurts

[broken brook]

BRO I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING THIS STUPID PENANCE DONE

[elder stone]

Should probably sleep in that case

[nocturne bloom]

Go go juice for amd cards

[broken brook]

AND A SINGLE DAMN POXWALKER HIT ME THROUGH TOUGHNESS

I am making the executive decision of taking a break

[elder stone]

Did you spend enough money to have the poxwalkers altered by fatshark to not attack you?

[vestal mantle]

So... My dinner today was shrimp fried rice and egg rolls

[elder stone]

You have to spend 500 dollars

[lethal hornet]

Also why are some penances only doable on a private match

[halcyon glen]

How ar etu

E

[broken brook]

Im going to find whoever made this penance and write them a very strongly worded, but polite letter

[lethal hornet]

Darktide wants me to have friends?

[elder stone]

If you play darktide you dont have friends you have lovers

[lethal hornet]

Hmmm

[nocturne bloom]

[lethal hornet]

I’ll be honest i got no idea how to respond

[elder stone]

Im not wrong

[broken brook]

I dunno man

[lethal hornet]

Are they at least ladies

[nocturne bloom]

Where

[broken brook]

I dont like the implications

[marsh iris]

darktide: the dating game

[elder stone]

They might be

[lethal hornet]

Hmmm

[digital tundra]

God I wish

[lethal hornet]

Thats a gamble

I don’t wanna risk lol

[elder stone]

The only dating is between my credit card and the microtransactions store

[signal mason]

Is it the not taking hp damage penance?

[lethal hornet]

Very true

[signal mason]

If so play with friends and jump off a cliff

[broken brook]

On Overwatch

[lethal hornet]

But the drip is so nice

I need to flex it

[broken brook]

No melee damage

[signal mason]

Yeah, play with friends and jump off a cliff

[broken brook]

All my friends are off

[marsh iris]

dolled up for the sewers

[lethal hornet]

Easy, play flame staff psyker

[signal mason]

Fall damage is not considered melee damage

Cheers

[broken brook]

Its on vet

[elder stone]

Truskan Snowhounds and the Vostroyan sets are so good

[round mica]

that new angus cheesesteak from arby’s is good as hell dog

[signal mason]

Easiest penance ever

[round mica]

shit is tasty

[lethal hornet]

Ooooooh

[round mica]

[lethal hornet]

Good luck

[broken brook]

Wait since when are there vostroyan sets?

[alpine relic]

yeah, I cant event play that dating game with the "frequent" shop resets

[lethal hornet]

Too bad half the crap i see is recolours

[elder stone]

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Vostroyan_Firstborn

[lethal hornet]

But i will give em this time

The drip that came with arbites

Very nice

[broken brook]

Fuuuck

IF ONLY THE STORE UPDATED FASTER

[lethal hornet]

Wat

Oh

[elder stone]

Gotta love it when their best cosmetics come out once every blue moon

[broken brook]

Phone had a stroke

[lethal hornet]

I FON

[broken brook]

I FON

[elder stone]

I think it should update every week instead of every two

[round mica]

you’re telling me

[lethal hornet]

I think

It should just show you every skin to buy from

Because thatd be nice

[nocturne bloom]

One giant page with everything

[round mica]

i’m waiting for the lead pipe bulky club cosmetic to drop

[elder stone]

God I wish

[round mica]

we haven’t gotten a bully club cosmetic in awhile

[elder stone]

A catalog would be so much nicer

[broken brook]

But they have put those sets that look like it was found in a trash can

[lethal hornet]

I want a lexy helmet with a blue visor glow

[nocturne bloom]

I mean

[elder stone]

The psyker set that comes in this rotation is just the snowhound set recolored to be red

[round mica]

as nice as that would be, i feel like a lot of players would get butthurt because then their cosmetics that aren’t often seen would lose value to them

[elder stone]

These are so fucking cool

[round mica]

personally for me, i wouldn’t care

[nocturne bloom]

Boo hoo

[lethal hornet]

Then they can suck it

[broken brook]

Agreed

[nocturne bloom]

They probably bought NFTs too

[lethal hornet]

If anythin it’d make it more special

[elder stone]

It would give bigfish more profits because people can buy more cosmetics

[lethal hornet]

Everytime something cool comes

[elder stone]

and we know companies love profits over public opinion

[lethal hornet]

Everyones wearing the same thing for like 3 weeks

[broken brook]

The only cosmetic you should feel proud about are the Penance ones

[lethal hornet]

If everything cool is given

Everyone wears their own cool

[halcyon glen]

R

[elder stone]

The FOMO that fatshark has is so bad

[round mica]

you guys are being mean

i’m telling the mods

[jovial pine]

new letter just dropped

[elder stone]

No big man dont do that

[round mica]

OHHHHHH MODSSSSSS

[halcyon glen]

Autocorrect incident

[elder stone]

Extra rashuns if you SHUSH

[round mica]

MOOOOOOOOODSSS!!!!!

[elder stone]

SHUSH

[round mica]

[halcyon glen]

E

[nocturne bloom]

Considering one watched me talk about sex for 20 minutes id say im fine

[elder stone]

Keep talking

[broken brook]

Its not even good FOMO, because you have 6 weeks to buy something

[nocturne bloom]

WARP PU-

[elder stone]

2 but same thing yeah

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

you have so much time

and like 80% of the time the cosmetics are not good so why both getting them

They should be like the HD2 store

[broken brook]

Nah because all it does is go down a page

And there's 3 pages

[elder stone]

Right, I forgot about that

[halcyon glen]

dont trust this lesstation fellow, he is a True Troll personality type, rather rare to see i think

[jovial pine]

whoever said that? genius

what an interesting way to view the world

[elder stone]

I think they just wanted to have a form of FOMO but didnt care

[elder stone]

A catalog would make them way more money too, since everyone would be able to buy the good cosmetics

and since every cosmetic is like at least 5 dollars they would make a lot

[round mica]

where are my rashuns or i’m squealing

[broken brook]

Also give the in game currecy shop something nice

[elder stone]

Here to go big man passes a bag of rats

[round mica]

[elder stone]

I think they just pretend that the commissary doesnt exist

Pure reskin slop

[last lake]

Using the personality scourge, can I change my character's name?

[gilded socket]

Im making the 153rd 153,000 men strong

[elder stone]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Yes

[abstract fiber]

yes

[last lake]

based

[broken brook]

Yes

[elder stone]

Shouldnt it be 153,153?

[broken brook]

I mean for zealot and vet some of it is ok

[last lake]

There, I renamed my Arbites to Dredd. Hell yeah.

[broken brook]

I called mine Difficulty Tweak

[elder stone]

I want to larp as a Russian Imperialist

[broken brook]

Real

I want the big hat

[elder stone]

Wonder if I should get the white or black one

[broken brook]

Give me a cool lasgun skin and im sold

[last lake]

oh no time for a walk in the basement :D

[broken brook]

I would get the black one

[nocturne bloom]

Love me mosin

[round mica]

i have ice cream sammich :)

[elder stone]

??????

[last lake]

End of Romanov arc

[elder stone]

Ah yes

[jovial pine]

daring today are we

[round mica]

anyone else a fan of icecream sammiches?

[elder stone]

I love them

[nocturne bloom]

Ice cream cookie sandwich

[elder stone]

I dont have them much but they are great- I usually buy one that has a caramel-soft graham cracker thing

(today is NOT a good day for my grammar)

[round mica]

i just kind the soft icecream sammys

just the vanilla ones with the chocolate soft part

these are the brand FatBoy and it’s premium vanilla

[broken brook]

Fuck it im doing some havoc again

[round mica]

🧢

[nocturne bloom]

Havoc? In this day an age?

[elder stone]

I love those guys' icecream

[loud hemlock]

LF2M for some 20+ havocs have arb psyker

[round mica]

wrong channel

[elder stone]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[loud hemlock]

ah thank you

[nocturne bloom]

Want someone to blow low levels up on gta with in an ac130

[round mica]

i’m down

[halcyon glen]

Take me to your leader

[nocturne bloom]

I blew 80 mil yesterday on random crap

[elder stone]

ogrynomissar you should get the forever winter

[round mica]

why

[elder stone]

is fun

you can play with me licht and lamia

(Triple L)

[nocturne bloom]

I actually like how its decently challenging

[halcyon glen]

Can I come

[elder stone]

Its way more smoother than what it used to be

sometimes enemies didnt detect you at like 5 meters away lol

[nocturne bloom]

Although random shots across the map 1 tapping me is annoying

Had it happen twice

[elder stone]

AND the water depleted using real time

[round mica]

R6 be like

[halcyon glen]

Spill issue

[nocturne bloom]

Yea thats why I didnt play

[elder stone]

so you constantly had to log in to refill water- thank god thats gone

[elder stone]

Fair

I had to use a cheat to give infinite water after burning out

[halcyon pebble]

Loadout and party comp

[nocturne bloom]

Ill get on it later I just wanna mess around on gta for a few

[round mica]

should’ve got the sam bridges treatment with that thing that turns piss into monster energy

[halcyon pebble]

If you are using weird build you get declined often

[elder stone]

Or just getting unlucky

[elder stone]

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Only thing is that I hate brining gear into matches in games like that lol

I bring bare minimum

[elder stone]

For some reason the game reset my weapon so I went in with a bone-stock AK

AND it deleted all my m4 presets

[nocturne bloom]

First dozen rounds I just went in with no ammo and the surplus guns

[elder stone]

surplus guns are pretty alright

[nocturne bloom]

Didn't hold a candle to my 85 round magazine ak

[elder stone]

After a while of getting money you can just repurchase the gear you lose

or just go in with a bonestock loadout to reclaim your gear at your deathpoint

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I noticed stuff is cheap

[elder stone]

Yeah you get discounts when your reputation is good

[nocturne bloom]

I just cant tell if hoarding broken guns is smart

[vestal mantle]

@round mica do you think that rations can be marshmellowed sheep stomach

[nocturne bloom]

1 water off from the gun guy

[elder stone]

I heard they are going to make it possible to repair them

[vestal mantle]

sips water

[nocturne bloom]

I thought it was now

[broken brook]

Is something wrong with havoc? I havent played it in quite a while

[elder stone]

Personally I run the equipment runner with 3 large slots so I cant grab broken weapons anymore

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Servers are bugged

[broken brook]

Oh

[nocturne bloom]

Fair

[elder stone]

you get DC'ed and you cant restart because the game gives you the abandonment penalty

[broken brook]

That's crazy

[nocturne bloom]

Was it possible to loot tanks and stuff or am I crazy?

[elder stone]

It is possible

you just need to find the specific spot in the tank wreck

[nocturne bloom]

Ah gotcha

[elder stone]

When the large lockbox made 15K I used to grab three of them and get at least 45K per run lol

[round mica]

[tiny shore]

Tyranids confirmed

[round mica]

that sounds delectable

i’ll take 17 sah

[tiny shore]

more bug mean more rashun!

[nocturne bloom]

How do you even use the lockboxes

[elder stone]

Sheep stomach comes with whatever the sheep ate prior to death

[elder stone]

you just sell them, gatcha boxes are the ones that give you loot

[round mica]

it comes pre seasoned?

[elder stone]

lmfao

[round mica]

even bettah!

[nocturne bloom]

Oh ok

[elder stone]

you can tell them apart because the gatcha boxes have a camo-print

[round mica]

hard truth to swallow for DT players: commissary has the best cosmetics

[elder stone]

I cant be ragebaitted ❤️

[round mica]

but i did fool you into thinking arbiter got nerfed

[nocturne bloom]

They are also called gacha boxes

[round mica]

[nocturne bloom]

Saw one

[elder stone]

Yeah, just from a distance you can tell em apart by the texture

[nocturne bloom]

Oh fair

[elder stone]

They can drop good stuff

it can give auto shotguns

which are the best for killing hunter killers

[vestal mantle]

Open box, put stuff inside, close and lock box, make sure it opens by pressing a right face button or the E key

[nocturne bloom]

You are not TFW coded smh

[vestal mantle]

You asked I answered

I thought I was being very straighforward and helpful

[elder stone]

TFW lockboxes arent usable

[vestal mantle]

Tfw lockbox is deployed but already empty

[marsh iris]

lockbox? nah.
gachabox?

[elder stone]

We love free gambling

[marsh iris]

toys

[round mica]

i once spent over 3 grand on online poker

it’s okay tho, i made 20 bucks back

[narrow ledge]

thats sad

im gonna loosh it

[unreal quiver]

i gambled once with $20 and got $80 never touched gambling again

[vestal mantle]

Then he took a rock in the knee and became an ogryn

[round mica]

99% of gamblers quit just before they win big

[elder stone]

Whos a good little varlet~?

[round mica]

[unreal quiver]

i’m the 1%

[vestal mantle]

I mean... Ogrynomissar is doing ok in all but one thing

[round mica]

[vestal mantle]

See he shoots heretics good... And thats good

[round mica]

i krump em good sah

[vestal mantle]

But he doesnt shoot guardsmen good... And thats not good

[round mica]

guardsmen are friends

[vestal mantle]

Yes, but dont you see that one guardman

All the other guardsman are sharing their lasers with the other hairy ticks

Why is he so special

[marsh iris]

guardsmen? nah.
tempestus scions?

[white mesa]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DL18usUtkte/?igsh=MWtvNnU5MG0yZmlkbQ==

[vestal mantle]

Omg I just realized

[white mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-it-gif-13293996

[unreal quiver]

i love the Ogryn brothers

[white mesa]

Oh I forgor no gifs lol

[modest flume]

Tempestus Scions?
Kasrkin

[vestal mantle]

Fat Shark could totally add Slaneeshi cultists

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717620262384

[tiny shore]

One thing I kinda hate. The bolter and chain sword are the most iconic 40k items right

[vestal mantle]

Like how often do you see them in a game

[unreal quiver]

they should add black templars

[tiny shore]

weapons I mean

[modest flume]

If they Templars were here, there would be no Darktide

[white mesa]

Fat shark could totally go back to SpaceHulk deathwing and give it updates but we know they ain’t

[modest flume]

They'd raze the whole fucking domain

No exterminatus, no, check every nook and cranny manually

[unreal quiver]

i just wanna see grimaldus again, so sad without him

[modest flume]

Grimaldus?

[vestal mantle]

But what I mean is that you hardly ever see slaneshi things and the only time so far that I seen is in RT

[modest flume]

I'd like to see some more Blood Angels honestly

Give us another Death Company Chaplain like that one guy who nearly killed Abbadon

[unreal quiver]

slanneshi cultists show up and summon a greater deamon, black templars show up after to kill it and we see the black templars fighting emperors children in a cutscene or something

[nocturne bloom]

SLAN MENTIONED

[vestal mantle]

Like imagine a unit that traps crates, or starts shooting our barrels of happiness, units that steal ammo and grenades, force you to go to one unit because of being alluring

[modest flume]

Literally impossible to imagine, considering the trapper + dog combos we already have

[vestal mantle]

Well I mean for slanesh missions nurgle things wouldnt be in

[modest flume]

Backed into a corner? The bomber and his friend showing up: Guess you've been wondering where I've beeeeeeeen~

[gilded socket]

I think steel crawlers is a good name for the 153rd yeah?

[vestal mantle]

Well ill see you all later

Chinese fud made me sleepy

[gilded socket]

Mmmm Chinese food after a long day

[elder merlin]

Only Templartide

[nocturne bloom]

22 id assume

clearing a 30 moves the bracket by that logic

[elder merlin]

What about S.O.B.Ls?

[final herald]

how do I avoid instantly dying to a basic mob at like havoc 33

[elder merlin]

Get good

[final herald]

as in if one manages to hit me

I just implode

(as psyker)

[elder merlin]

Get good, but unironically

[mental jasper]

should i be a metamancer or fellow my heart

[elder merlin]

The hell is a metamancer?

[mental jasper]

my term to describe people who strictly follow meta

[elder merlin]

Follow your heart, its what i did with all my classes

[mental jasper]

aye aye cap

[waxen walrus]

mmmmmmmmm i love the dog doing more damage than every player

so annoying

[last valve]

It's a known fact that players with the dumbest names are guaranteed to be good

THere is a correlation with how dumb your name is and skill

[waxen walrus]

literally the dog did 1.3 million damage in an h40

[worn quail]

Rezlemmings

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

[simple drum]

I just heard something so dumb in a coffeezilla videoi

It made me wanna bring back stoning people a

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[worn quail]

What hapen

[simple drum]

“LINE HIM UP AND THROW ROCKS AT HIM”

[jovial pine]

normal thing to say

[elder merlin]

Sister Of Battle Lovers, S.O.B.Ls

[simple drum]

Yes cuz some people i think need to be stoned as a punishment

[jovial pine]

probably some people

[gilded socket]

I mean i am but still

[elder merlin]

Im just teasin ya cause of your profile picture is all

[simple drum]

Yes this is how we set examples and stop corruption

[gilded socket]

I keep a rather pretty sister of battle’s picture in my flak helmet

[simple drum]

Just start stoning people again i promise you

[elder merlin]

What are you even goin on about? @simple drum

[gilded socket]

You wouldn’t get it…

[simple drum]

We need

[elder merlin]

That girl really is down bad, i've seen some of the art, here and there. It is cute

[simple drum]

To bring back ancient punishment

[gilded socket]

Im so down bad too, i forget her name but the artist is peak yearning

[jovial pine]

i set 550 images as my custom loading background on darktide and it's making me run outta vram

[worn quail]

Instead of just going "bro ur weird what are u even saying" can you just tell me what the stupid thing you heard was

So I can form my own judgement

[elder merlin]

For who specifically? Also its only gone in most of the developed world

[simple drum]

For rugpulling scammer

[worn quail]

Yeah we got bullets for that now

[elder merlin]

Rugpulling?

The hell is dat

[simple drum]

Everyone who has their rug pulled drag him to the town square

[worn quail]

Stoning is probably still a thing where they're from

[gilded socket]

We stone them all

[simple drum]

And if he doesnt confess his crimes of robbing the community he gets stoned

Until he confesses or dies

[elder merlin]

[worn quail]

Cmon Paul you're an ogryn

Surely you understand the importance of throwing rocks at heretics

[elder merlin]

Im about to actually call a mod here in a sec, you weirdo @simple drum. Calm down

[simple drum]

Like investment scams

[elder merlin]

All this talk of stonin and shit

[simple drum]

Smh call them then

[elder merlin]

[simple drum]

Playing a game where we blundgeon people

With hammers

[worn quail]

They're gonna stone you

[simple drum]

Should be the least of your problems to get stoned to death

[jovial pine]

you dont murder real people in it ;_;

[worn quail]

Playing a game

[jovial pine]

playing a game with murder? how could you question my murderous desires

[simple drum]

HEY i said as punishment

[jovial pine]

that's what they all say

[gilded socket]

I kill children who are heretics

[worn quail]

BIDEO GAEM MAKES EVIL!1!!!1

[simple drum]

I never said stone him to death i want him to confess

[worn quail]

Do u feel like a hero yet?1!?!?1

iamverysMART

[elder merlin]

[simple drum]

See

[elder merlin]

[jovial pine]

these 530 images i set as my custom loading background are only 639 megabytes but they add 6000 megabytes of vram usage to the game

make it make sense

[simple drum]

Im the least extreme person here

[worn quail]

oh nvm its just trolling

im bored back to havoc

[gilded socket]

2 moods

[simple drum]

Trolling nah

[gilded socket]

Trolling

And havoc

[simple drum]

If you actually scam people

Well you know my answer

[elder merlin]

Wanna see some cute lesbian stuff? @gilded socket

[quick hull]

anyone else getting an infinite load when they try to buy acquilas from commodore's vestures?

[halcyon pebble]

Enable steam overlay

[quick hull]

ah, I'm dumb

[halcyon pebble]

If you disable it get stuck

[quick hull]

thanks, I should have thought to try that

[final herald]

I should just play arbites like the rest of the "good" folk

[quick hull]

why wouldn't you? It's a fun change of pace. I got mine to 30 and did a bunch of penances, now I'm back on zealot, but I won't neglect the arby

[final herald]

I wanted to do psyker stuff

[silver mango]

Diehard vet main here

I will never not play vet

[final herald]

but I'm stuck with 3 self sustaining arbies and I feel

kinda useless

[silver mango]

I will never not be just some guy with a gun

[quick hull]

think of it as an opportunity to play a more aggressive, selfish psyker build?

since you don't need to babyshit teammates

[final herald]

I'm so used to like

a team

but I guess

crit staff isn't working out 4 me(I think I upgraded the warp res too much even though its at 60)

[sage pewter]

Is Havoc worth doing? I just hit lvl 30 and am new to the game.

[final herald]

have you gotten to havoc yet

[elder stone]

Yes but not right now, servers bugged

[sage pewter]

Oh ok Thank You

[halcyon pebble]

Servers is fine yesterday

[ripe tangle]

@halcyon pebble every time I see your pfp I start squeeing because Mio-Mama is life

[elder stone]

Not for my group

[halcyon pebble]

its subtle

[final herald]

me when I try to google and dm someone instead

oh its a vtuber

[somber stream]

SERVER IS BONED

[marsh iris]

hot

[somber stream]

Ikr

Too bad i didn't film it

[marsh iris]

😔

[ripe tangle]

Ookami Mio ye

literally one of my favorites

[south jetty]

you better not be bullying people

[silver mango]

[south jetty]

also why is this hotfix not downloading for me

[silver mango]

Do we have any takodachis here

[elder stone]

Anytime I start a game it deadass takes me until the starting cutscene to even see your character lmao, and even then it usually starts with a bot present

[south jetty]

ah maybe this is why I can't get the hotfix

[somber stream]

No like

[marsh iris]

obviously you guys did not buy enough cosmetics smh, you ruined the servers

[somber stream]

I mean stability and connectivity issues

[somber stream]

It just boot me back to character selection screen lmao

[elder merlin]

I just like sharing cute art with people i think might like

[south jetty]

okay good I was gonna say, being mean is my job

[marsh iris]

pay your tithe through your credit card to the god emperor overweight dolphin

[south jetty]

Is anyone else having issues downloading shit through steam rn

[inland mantle]

It is tuesday tends to be shit today

[south jetty]

NEVER MIND I FIXED IT SOMEHOW

[modest flume]

It is maintenance day

[south jetty]

I flexed my boobs at my computer and that worked

[modest flume]

[south jetty]

let's fucking go Praise the Omnissiah

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

time to oil up and flex

[marsh iris]

fLex Oil.

[somber stream]

Fingers crossed they fixed the server

[modest flume]

[south jetty]

oil up and Lex

[somber stream]

Else i'd loose my god damn mind disconnecting from a high Havoc run again

What's left of it anwyay

[south jetty]

I can turn any havoc run into a high havoc run

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

that's a weed joke

[gilded socket]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Sent some

[somber stream]

I too, am interested in this upcoming visual activity, please do notify me once this material has been shared

[supple thorn]

Well that's a statement to return to.

[elder merlin]

Lol i can dm you too if ya want

[somber stream]

I'd prefer it had you done it in public space, make a statement

[maiden pike]

is the Liquid Wrath penance kill 50 under a single Combat stimm or across all stims?

[inland mantle]

Too lazy to open my game but iirc doesnt need to be just 1 stimm

[supple thorn]

What are ya passin' around there big guy?

[elder merlin]

Cute art

[supple thorn]

Need quotes around those words.

[elder merlin]

@supple thorn

[supple thorn]

Ahh.

[elder merlin]

You cant post pics in general

[somber stream]

Yes but you can post link

[inland mantle]

Just become a mod and gain the power ez

[elder merlin]

Its all in a folder on my phone, no links lol

[supple thorn]

Sounds like unsolicited pics

Of a nefarious kind.

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I love nefarious things

[supple thorn]

@somber stream So I've noticed.

[south jetty]

I draw nefarious things because it is my gift and curse

[marsh iris]

im counting on you

[elder stone]

I’m sent nefarious things because I’m loved

[south jetty]

no you're not-

[short shard]

So other than las guns, why should I play Vet now that Arbites exists?

[south jetty]

because you feel like it

[marsh iris]

to keep it away from me

[short shard]

Yeah but why shouldn't I just play Arbites and do the same thing but with a dog and get out of jail free card?

[south jetty]

Because vet is different

That's all

[short shard]

Riveting answers.

[unreal quiver]

play Vet, chainsword only, blast john wick music

[inland mantle]

Real

[marsh iris]

nah vets need to get buried

[unreal quiver]

you can’t bury cadians

[short shard]

I just wanna make pew pew but pew pew feels worthless when you have three people with 3 dogs who slaughter evrything in their path without trying.

[marsh iris]

of course, just destroy any planets they are on

[unreal quiver]

cadia broke before the guard did

[short shard]

So why not just pew pew as any other class than vet?

[inland mantle]

Just gotta wait for the talent tree rework. It's some time after zealot's iirc

[marsh iris]

gun psyker

[fair bridge]

gun psyker is so weird to me

people make it work ig

[short shard]

No you use gun to proc brain blast and play melee psyker

[last valve]

THe only magic I need is .44 cal

[marsh iris]

magic enhanced boolets

[short shard]

Psyker needs access to an autoshotty or something

[elder merlin]

To provide me with grenades from ammo crates and heal my corruption with medkits, also to shout

[outer jasper]

I like gun psyker

[elder merlin]

Dodogama, my beloved @short shard

[outer jasper]

I press the button that makes bullets hurt more and then they do that

[unreal quiver]

alpha legion showing up in game would be cool

[elder stone]

Veteran should never be played. It should be deleted. Do not switch back. This is a warning.

[short shard]

but pew pew!

[marsh iris]

vet is kil

[elder stone]

Zealot supremacy

[short shard]

My psyker is less of a heretic than your zealot

[elder stone]

Be a good varlet and delete your veteran.

[elder merlin]

Look in your dms, @short shard

[short shard]

The emperor's blessings upon you kind sir

[elder merlin]

Lol thanks

[gilded socket]

Paul is a saint of yuri

[elder merlin]

Got a little somethin for everyone

[upper remnant]

do curio blessings/perks stack?

[elder merlin]

Yes'nt

[halcyon glen]

Send me a dm

[marsh iris]

they got a softcap

[elder merlin]

League, huh? Alright

[marsh iris]

best to stack just 2 of same resistance blessing tops

[fair bridge]

vet player who magdumps a daemonhost

very funny

[upper remnant]

Thanks!