general-chat

[modest flume]

Follow me!

[gilded socket]

All the sisters of battle….

[modest flume]

What about here?

[final herald]

havoc supply chests are fucking lit for farming man

[modest flume]

How about here?

[bleak junco]

What is the best way to farm caskets

[elder stone]

Dockets?

[modest flume]

Elaborate

[orchid skiff]

Yes, but with limitations. Wallpaper Engine runs on the Windows desktop. If you're using Virtual Desktop to stream Windows to a VR headset, animated wallpapers can be visible, but performance may degrade. For VR performance, disable or pause wallpapers while gaming. Not natively optimized for VR environments.

^chatgpt

[elder stone]

Farm the highest difficulty you can

[nocturne bloom]

Shout out to the time I was named John Cobdiver and did say gex rp with someone named John Muffdiver in the middle of a T10 helldive

[elder stone]

Maybe I should close discord for a bit

[outer jasper]

Helldivers is a game

[gilded socket]

Im gonna ho crazy

[outer jasper]

A good one

[bleak junco]

Hmm Still working my way to it almost there for highest dif. I even have 3 of my casket have the chance to replace a weapon drop but I guess even 60 percent chance is still ass

[jovial pine]

crazy that microsoft hasnt fixed their own fuggin wallpaper feature when this bug is over a year old

[nocturne bloom]

We won too

[orchid skiff]

don't abandon me

[tired inlet]

This tech priest thinks hes a magos because he willingly invoked the machine spirit

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

sigh

[jovial pine]

2.5 flash gemini says it's more experimental, might not be perfect. hmmm

[night obsidian]

FSR 4 still crashing the game on launch?

[tired inlet]

WE DO NOT INVOKE THE MACHINE SPIRIT

[outer jasper]

Abandon him

[elder stone]

Im gonna close discord until it becomes more hetero

[nocturne bloom]

Impossible

[outer jasper]

Gonna be a while chief

[tired inlet]

This is a catch-22

[zinc marsh]

Look, he already had to wake up the dreadnought for the wifi password, Might aswell piss off the whole imperium, right?

[elder stone]

Ill be back in a tad

The Emperor Protects

[tired inlet]

So do condoms, but you were still born.

[bleak junco]

As the Emperor wished it to be.

[elder stone]

Without me you wouldnt be born

[gilded socket]

Its over

[outer jasper]

That’s a crazy statement

[tired inlet]

I most likely older than you

[jovial pine]

will wallpaper engine allow me to set 500+ images and 200~ videos as wallpapers?

[elder stone]

Youre a 10,000 year old eldritch horror?

[nocturne bloom]

[tired inlet]

I was old when the bronze age began

[nocturne bloom]

Also i think I broke discord

[bleak junco]

Sorry I was saying casket but I should have said curio

[nocturne bloom]

It doesnt show how many pings I have anymore, it just says ...

[elder stone]

[This Message is only accessible with Discord+]

[bleak junco]

What is the best way to farm Curios?

[nocturne bloom]

Melk

[bleak junco]

Darn he really the only way?

[nocturne bloom]

Best way

[bleak junco]

What is the highest curio?

[jovial pine]

can put the increase curio chance perk on your own curios

also check armory exchange and melk every time they reset

otherwise you gotta spam melk RNG

430 i think is the highest number

doesnt really matter as long as the stat's number is at its maximum (unless it's +3 stamina at 400 curio because then it will be fake news)

[bleak junco]

Thanks I have the 60 percent and it just aint dropping. Not my first rodeo farming, I used to (Sadly) play d2.

[orchid skiff]

YE I have tons of those

currently 2603

[jovial pine]

spending money for wallpapers is crazy tho ;_;

[orchid skiff]

it's like 5euro

cmon bro

here

[elder stone]

4usd

[orchid skiff]

read my review

[jovial pine]

4 usd could be one boiga

[bleak junco]

That is 4 usd that could have gone to the emperor

[nocturne bloom]

Sell steam cards and get it free ez

[orchid skiff]

"
How did I live without ? My life is separated in two : the dark ages in which I did not have Wallpaper Engine, and the era in which I do."

[bleak junco]

Unless its 40k wallpaper

[jovial pine]

i guess someone did buy me arbites for free

[elder merlin]

[jovial pine]

so i can just buy WE and tell myself that i actually spent $4 on arbites

[elder stone]

yrd

[jovial pine]

why tho

can it play 8k60fps videos

can it play av1

HELP!!!

[elder stone]

yes

audio too

[orchid skiff]

it's cool i'm doing my thing and suddenly there's a song i like

[jovial pine]

i kinda use potplayer for that

[elder stone]

You calling people freak? wild.

[grizzled hornet]

takes one to know one

[nocturne bloom]

Wish people would call me a freak

[grizzled hornet]

you’re all freaks

[jovial pine]

im gay now

buys wallpaper engine just to display videos of exclusively females

[nocturne bloom]

$20?

[modest flume]

I just think of the Fanatic personality for Zealot

FRRRRRReaK

[elder merlin]

Hey

What other kill team units are there?

[thorny cave]

Table top?

[orchid skiff]

like, 1 & 2, probably

[elder merlin]

Yeah

[stuck wasp]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Miniatures_(Kill_Team)

[thorny cave]

Death guard has a killteam

[elder merlin]

Does kill team just have everything from the tabletop?

[thorny cave]

Nightlords

[elder merlin]

I only seen the cinematics from a couple years ago, so i dont know what kill team is vs regular tabletop

[thorny cave]

Leagues of votann, Kasrkin, Cadian, Krieg, space marines… tons and tons of shit. The game has expanded quite a bit

[elder merlin]

[stuck wasp]

DG has Kill Team rules, but I do not think they have minis from Kill Team

[thorny cave]

Uhhh kind of but there are also KT specific models

[stuck wasp]

Just use their regular ones

[elder merlin]

DG?

Death Guard?

[stuck wasp]

Yes

[thorny cave]

So if you have an army, they can be used in killteam, you can use some as replacements or fill ins, but some of the sculpts are unique.

[elder merlin]

That doesnt seem like a big list

[stoic dune]

do crits penetrate more targets?

[thorny cave]

Not super familiar with killteam but I was a hugee painter for a few years and have 7-8 armies

3 from AoS and like 4 or so 40K armies

[stuck wasp]

It's only the miniatures that were introduced by KT, most armies have rules for certain teams

[thorny cave]

So I used to think about getting killteam shit but just never had the space. Or was running out by the time I got them

I do have a kasrkin unit I got for Christmas though

And a fucking huge back log at this point lol

[elder merlin]

[stuck wasp]

These are all the Kill Team you can run https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kill_Team_Rulebooks_and_Expansions_(List)

[thorny cave]

I think the KT boxes are good though. Good pricing usually for minis I guess. Cool sculpts

[faint aurora]

I wonder if anyone would buy a box of Voidsman if GW released it.

[elder merlin]

I was just wondering cause some post was talkin about how it looked like they used the arbites killteam model for the darktide model

[stuck wasp]

We have had 2, Elucidian Starstriders and Imperial Navy Breachers

[final herald]

what's with this game and stuttering/hitching bro

I hate this

[lusty crown]

Jesus Christ did they increased the damage from the normal gunners?

I swear i have like 60% res to gunners and they now still melt my ogryn ass

[stuck wasp]

It is indeed the case, FS take a lot of attention to past models and arts as base for the game, both player, enemies and even map

[faint aurora]

Right.

[elder merlin]

Any other killteam units that could possibly fit into darktide as a class?

[outer jasper]

Something something ratling

[lusty crown]

It wasn't even on auric, it was normal damnation

Jee

[faint aurora]

Just imagine the Voidsman from the Starstriders, but you can get them in a box of 10.

[gilded socket]

Buss!!!

[faint aurora]

Honestly, I should have refined my earlier question.

[elder stone]

I want a skitarii class 🗣️

[elder stone]

Sunday afternoon

[outer jasper]

Yeah that’s me too

[jovial pine]

lies. it cant play 8k60fps (at least, the one video of that sort i have doesnt work)

[elder stone]

I imagine they could be like the engineer from DRG or TF2

[elder stone]

I didn’t lie i was just uninformed

Therefore i made an educated guess

[outer jasper]

People forget engine tf2 is more than sentry gun

[gilded socket]

Snorting coke rn

[elder stone]

Dispenser going up

[jovial pine]

the 8k60fps video is too much for my 4070ti to play without stuttering anyway (idk why, though)

[fiery wave]

Just play vet.

[stuck wasp]

Quite many tbh, Kill team aren't really the most dissimilar to what we have rn. Though most of those aren't really that likely

Sister "Novitiate Kill Team"
Sanctifier (though too close to Zealot) -> Weapons and cosmetics
Aquilon (though too close to Vet) -> Weapons and cosmetics
Nachmund\Voidscared Corsair (though Eldar)
Most of the Ash&Faith part (the Imperial Agent ones) -> Weapons and cosmetics
Gallowfall (Beastmen)
Skitarii
Wyches
Elucidian Starsiders

[fiery wave]

You literally are the dispenser.

[final herald]

skitarii my beloved

[elder stone]

That’s a sin

[maiden jacinth]

Just need a pill dispenser talent to help cope with playing the class

[final herald]

also I don't understand the obsession w/ turrets in a game like this

[orchid skiff]

share

[final herald]

they're either going to do too much damage or not enough damage

[thorny cave]

Unless they retcon skitarri being lethally irradiated I can’t see em
Doing it

[gilded socket]

No you’re weird

[elder stone]

Automated sentries open fire into a mass of civilians

[final herald]

they aren't and never were all lethally irradiated

[stuck wasp]

Only the Vanguard are

[faint aurora]

What about an explosive class, like a demoman?

[final herald]

this basically

[stuck wasp]

Rangers and Sicarian never were stated to be radioactive

[thick coyote]

People don't want to play the game

[stuck wasp]

Ogryn

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[maiden jacinth]

Demoman?

[thick coyote]

looks at dog

[orchid skiff]

why u purple

[maiden jacinth]

Sparky

[thick coyote]

Omg you can't just ask that

[maiden jacinth]

Weirdo

[thick coyote]

[orchid skiff]

🥹

[final herald]

also the "lethal radiation" is usually from the lethal radiation weapons

[thick coyote]

The real answer

[final herald]

they still use plenty of others

like arc pistols

[thick coyote]

Discord nitro boost

It grants me absolutely nothing

[fiery wave]

That gets you a krak to the face.

[thick coyote]

But ourple

[elder stone]

Delete veteran 🗣️

[dry pebble]

why he ourple

[faint aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/mate-cheers-demoman-gif-18514440

[thorny cave]

It’s been a while since I’ve read mechanicus lore. I didn’t know all of them weren’t irradiated.

[orchid skiff]

so sleepy

[elder stone]

Then sleep

[orchid skiff]

where's the asmr video

[faint aurora]

Maybe that admech one with the servitors in?

[thorny cave]

So what’s the difference between the vanguard and regular? Vanguard goes first to wipe? Than they send regular dudes?

[fiery wave]

Or maybe just a bullet from my gun, false commissar.

[elder merlin]

We all pretty much assume some sort of admech class will come

[maiden jacinth]

Id shoot the Veteran, but im currently out of ammo

[elder stone]

Wah wah wah

[orchid skiff]

imagine having smoke grenades

[elder stone]

Sacrifice another 50 regiments for the war effort

[maiden jacinth]

Cadying

[fiery wave]

Useless coward you are.

[faint aurora]

Here's a thought: Admech tech adept: Three paths could be Skitarii, Servitor and Electro-priest.

[dry pebble]

vanguard are basically the marines

they breach, clean, and the regular troops occupy

[maiden jacinth]

Cybernetic crayon eaters

[gilded socket]

You really are weird

[orchid skiff]

merely sleep deprived

[dry pebble]

pot calling the kettle black

[elder stone]

Rude

[maiden jacinth]

Afaik skitari are scout/skirmisher units with vanguard being- would you guess. The vanguard. Assault troops

[stuck wasp]

Ranger: Lighter, mobile and cheaper
Vanguard: Higher fire power, slower and more expensive

[outer jasper]

We should get skitarii

[dry pebble]

problem: cancer

[outer jasper]

Not really

[stoic dune]

50? hardly a rounding error, try 50 000 regiments.

[final herald]

is soemthing wrong w the servers rn

[maiden jacinth]

Gimmie ruststalkers and infiltrators

[outer jasper]

Just no rad weapons

[elder stone]

Haha ah….Emperor Protects

[outer jasper]

Tuesday

[final herald]

its not that time yet

[maiden jacinth]

No rad weapons? Not very cowabunga of you pal

[final herald]

that's not for another hour and a half

[elder stone]

50 for the left diversion, 50,000 for the right

[gilded socket]

No om sllep deprib

[outer jasper]

Yeah but do you want skitarii or not

[fiery wave]

Go join your idol's corpse then. Cowardly failure of a Human.

[orchid skiff]

ok weirdo

[dry pebble]

i would be happy with a regular battle techpriest

[gilded socket]

Ass

[maiden jacinth]

Nothing wrong with rad weapons. It'd probably just be some DoT damage with some risk like plasma

[elder stone]

Someone doesn’t seem to appreciate the Imperium’s grace and goodwill

[maiden jacinth]

Phosohor would be interesting to see

[outer jasper]

Fuck don’t those guys have a name? Like cnidarians or something?

[final herald]

why it got tanlines tho

I'm gonna be so real

[orchid skiff]

keen eye

[elder stone]

Not too late to delete this 😭

[dry pebble]

i wish that was the name! but i dont know the real one

[final herald]

I do not really want a techpreist at all

[outer jasper]

Yeah but they’d give everyone cancer

[final herald]

like in the slightest

[dry pebble]

then pack it up

[elder stone]

Skitarii🗣️🗣️🗣️

[orchid skiff]

not too late to send the asmr video

[final herald]

^

[maiden jacinth]

The entirety of the imperium is a cancer

[final herald]

I want skitarii

[maiden jacinth]

We ain't living forever

[nocturne bloom]

[fiery wave]

You mean karking karkers who cowardly hide with the pussies they are? None of them will last a fraction of a sec in actual war, like you!

[fair bridge]

[elder stone]

Be quiet varlet.

[stuck wasp]

Tech Adept would be the most appropriate for Darktide, vague enough to be able to grab anything GW would allow, both in term of weapons and cosmetics

[fair bridge]

i like sittin

[final herald]

ppl want techpreists and then will be mad when all the customziation is slightly different robes

[tight eagle]

Im immortal

[elder stone]

To the front with you

[final herald]

• they'll ahve to rig the models and they HAVEN'T EVEN RIGGED HADRON YET

[gilded socket]

And fuck you too

[maiden jacinth]

If youre immortal then howcome I can see you

[dry pebble]

the problem with skitarii is that a skitarii witouth the cancer "murder all of your friends" weapons is just a mechanicus guy

[maiden jacinth]

You're not the cameraman

[dry pebble]

but i like skitarii too

[stuck wasp]

Not all SKitarii have Radium weapons, only Vanguard do

[final herald]

no?

thats like saying zealot is just "dude with a knife"

[orchid skiff]

i mean..

[maiden jacinth]

How would radium weapons give allies cancer

Or is it typical imperium safety protocols

[dry pebble]

i mean...

[fiery wave]

Don't give a kark, I'll shoot you first because I listen to no one anymore. Fires the Bistol.

[gilded socket]

Ambatubust

[outer jasper]

They just do that

[final herald]

for gameplay purposes it's reductive to the point of being really annoying

[gilded socket]

🅱️istol

[stuck wasp]

They use highly radioactive material as bullets

[ripe tangle]

I’ll show you a bust~

[final herald]

skitarii also will ahve way more drip than a stupid fucking techpreist

[gilded socket]

Oh hi lucia!!!

[maiden jacinth]

Bullets implies thats a problem for the enemy

[elder stone]

Hello sister

[final herald]

techpreists be like "Ah yes I used arm #4 instead of arm #3"

[elder merlin]

I just want a blue robe, please

I wish there were more blue colored clothes

[final herald]

and you aren't getting any of the crazy ass weapons like they have in mechanicus

[fiery wave]

(The best gun for a 'nadier.)

[final herald]

so like don't even wish for it

[gilded socket]

Yuh

[stuck wasp]

Not really, Tech Priest can even pick Skitarii equipment in lore

[gilded socket]

Me when i lie:

[dry pebble]

its a lore point that the rad weapons are devastating to stand around for allies

[final herald]

show me a dripped out preist that isn't just in robes

[maiden jacinth]

Im not fully surprised

[ripe tangle]

Greetings to you all

[outer jasper]

If no skitarii let’s get some fuckin servitors

[gilded socket]

Belisaurius cawl

[ripe tangle]

Hello

[elder stone]

Skitarii mfs are freshest in the 40k universe

[ripe tangle]

Hello

[final herald]

that's literally a techpresit in robes

oh my god

[outer jasper]

So true

[maiden jacinth]

Though thinking on it, what enemies of the imperium actually care about radiation?

[gilded socket]

Hiiiii

[final herald]

I'm going to slam my head through a wall

[dry pebble]

see some of us thinks that robes are drip

[orchid skiff]

humans

[gilded socket]

Bro doesn’t know about belisaurius cawl

[outer jasper]

Maybe, tau, eldar, other humans

[ripe tangle]

Would you care to join me for a cup of Recaf?

[maiden jacinth]

I cant imagine orks in their infinite goofiness care. Nids would probably end up wewponising it. I think necrons can even fuel off of it?

[stuck wasp]

There are more variance in the Tech Priest than there is with the Skitarii though
But check out for example Acuitor Mech Assassins

[gilded socket]

Yess yess!!

[ripe tangle]

You seem eager, we can have an exegesis in scripture as we enjoy our beverages.

[final herald]

not even close if we're talking about stuff they would actually rig in this game

[gilded socket]

I would love that

[maiden jacinth]

Yeah, like the grav pistol

Or melta gun

[stuck wasp]

Neither of us know if they would 🤷

[lofty gulch]

Any idea or infos about if and when the premium shop will update again?

[maiden jacinth]

Thursday like always

[final herald]

were you ever paying attention when the devs were complaining just about ogryns

[maiden jacinth]

Slop cometh

[gilded socket]

Shaking in my boots rn

[stuck wasp]

Do you mean for map making ?
And what about the class exclusive weapons on all the other ? Mechadendrites could be a good melee weapon pick

Also goal moving much

[maiden jacinth]

Shaking my booty, sah!

[dry pebble]

i also read it as that lmao

[final herald]

what goal moving 😭

[stuck wasp]

Against saying the Tech Priest have no drip

[lofty gulch]

So this week? I could swear the outfits are already 3 weeks in... but okay so ill hope for the refresh on the 10th

[maiden jacinth]

Should apply for custodian duty. Great gatekeeping btw

[final herald]

in comparison with skitarii, they don't

I think that techpreists overall are dripped out

[stuck wasp]

Go check out Crimson Exemplar 💀

[final herald]

but their main variance is when they make huge changes to themselves

[maiden jacinth]

Some stuff sticks, dont expect them to make much new stuff

[stoic dune]

wait what, i can't skip in the havoc levels now by finishing a high havoc mission? 🤯

[dry pebble]

i'm just saying... techpriest could get skitarii cosmetics just like vet got comissar cosmetics

[gilded socket]

Im gonn goon to the picture in my helmet

[dry pebble]

never goon

[stuck wasp]

Then link or point to Skitarii art that show big variance to the point that it beat the ones I've pointed to.

[maiden jacinth]

Isn't it the opposite? Skitari are kitted for battle where techpriests are given a degree of liberty to augment themselves?

[stuck wasp]

Yes, I've also mentioned it before

[elder stone]

Skitarii have more aura than techpriests

[maiden jacinth]

Then why are they in the battle line units and not characters then, hmmm?

[stuck wasp]

Yes, and while in lore they also have quite a lot of variance (from basically Guardsmen to Pseudo SM), so do Tech Priests

[final herald]

when I'm done with the orthus offensive sure

[dry pebble]

yeah its radiation

[thick coyote]

Yeah
Something happened last week so they postponed for this one

What is that something

Idk

[maiden jacinth]

Numbers

[dry pebble]

mason

what do they mean

[maiden jacinth]

An obese fish's worst nightmare

[gilded socket]

Yeap i can glue to the picture to my helmet now

[maiden jacinth]

Comprehensible numbers and easily presented data

[stuck wasp]

Electro Priest are also Tech Priest, so that's also quite a big variant

[maiden jacinth]

Oh those perverts

Forgot about them

Definitely not flagellants because we're not the echlesiarchy (tm)

[gilded socket]

Shakine with whimsy

[dry pebble]

arent the zealots from the ministorum or am i tripping?

[thick coyote]

They could be just militia frateris

[maiden jacinth]

Adeptus femboy

Everyone knows zealot mains got them programming socks

[elder hare]

Could also just be a crazy religious zealot with a flamer and some marbles missing

[elder stone]

I don’t like how this is actually true

(I’m a zealot main)

[maiden jacinth]

See

[thick coyote]

*Frateris Militia

[maiden jacinth]

Writes itself

[elder stone]

Except I’m not a femboy

[dry pebble]

femgirl

[maiden jacinth]

Suuuuure

[gilded socket]

Yeah…

[dry pebble]

same family

[stuck wasp]

But ye, if one can actually point to bigger variation from the Skitarii compared to:

• Base Tech Priest
• Electro Priest
• Acuitor Mech Assassin ❤️
• Arcuitor
• Crimson Exemplar ❤️
• Enginseer
• Secutor
  As much as I love my Skitiis, Tech Priest have undeniably more variance

[maiden jacinth]

Crimson exemplar?

[stray shale]

is it just me or did they lower the pox burster sound alarm?

[elder stone]

^

[maiden jacinth]

They sound like some sort of wannabe superhero

Femgirl

[stuck wasp]

#theorycrafting message

[dry pebble]

lmao the batfamily vs the femfamily

[maiden jacinth]

What in the fuck is a femgirl

[dry pebble]

woman

but feminine

[gilded socket]

I am femgirl with dreams of battle sisters

[dry pebble]

hey congrats sis

[modest flume]

You're a Crimson Exemplar

[maiden jacinth]

Ohhh, so theyre like a sort of "battlemage" if I was to use that term?

I know techpriests can fight fairly well but more so into that

[elder stone]

Hello bushman

[maiden jacinth]

Where my tomboys at

Forget femboys

[lethal socket]

Darktide discord server being freaky as always

Love to see nothing changes

[feral tiger]

Shh

[maiden jacinth]

When she hammer my war till I tide in her dark

[dry pebble]

says the tau kisser

[maiden jacinth]

Tau kisser?!

[dry pebble]

get them!

[lethal solstice]

Literally just gen chat

[maiden jacinth]

I cant believe someone fell for that booby propaganda

[lethal socket]

damn right

[gilded socket]

They dont know i goon to sisters of battle

[dry pebble]

is kissing a tau on the forehead considered oral

[gilded socket]

Its anal

[vestal mantle]

Boss let me off work early because of severe weather

[maiden jacinth]

Ah yes, the very sexually promiscuous battle nuns who've been indoctrinated into fire and fury their whole life

Nice choice

[vestal mantle]

Time for me to smash heretics

[elder stone]

why is the Darktide general chat so sexual rn

[lethal socket]

I like tau because I wanna cuddle em

[gilded socket]

Yeah im a sucker for strong women

[lethal socket]

And like I like tau lore lmao

[stuck wasp]

Heralding the Slaaneshi faction

[dry pebble]

you were domming a guy 20 minutes ago

[maiden jacinth]

[fair bridge]

[elder stone]

I still am???

[dry pebble]

see

[lethal socket]

Unironically, slaanesh is my least favorite chaos god

[maiden jacinth]

Im just fucking about spreading misinformation with my last few braincells. But thats actually freaky

[modest flume]

I am a sucker for healthy relationships that are mutually beneficial and respectful to the wishes of each party

[dry pebble]

chads you both

[elder stone]

Just in DMs

[gilded socket]

That too

[lethal socket]

Me and my beautiful tau wife

[maiden jacinth]

Good luck with raising a family after your mandatory castration

[elder stone]

I love relationships between two mutual consenting partners above the age of 18 who provide and care for each other with no toxicity present

[lethal socket]

Imma hit you with a hammer

Imperial propaganda smh

[stuck wasp]

Slaanesh is just not really well explored tbh, AoS's Slaanesh factions are somewhat good compared to the 2/3 other settings

[dry pebble]

a... war hammer?

[lethal socket]

40,000 of them too

[maiden jacinth]

Im team chaos all up in here

[elder stone]

@orchid skiff Fact check this

[maiden jacinth]

Yet you chose the fish weebs

[final herald]

cosmetics the skitarii could get even just by listing the classes without variance alone:

Rangers
Vangaurd
praetorian
Soldier
Marshal
Dragoon
Infiltraitors (probably without leg changes)
Rust stalkers (Same as infiltraitors for legs)

Add in the many many marks they can potentially get and you basically have a recipe for greatness

so no

[lethal socket]

Yes

[final herald]

don't come at me with that "Acshually they could be bigger variance"

why the fuck is an enginseer fighting on tertium

[maiden jacinth]

Dragoon deez

[dry pebble]

shes parading her dog even

[orchid skiff]

are you calling me a bottom

[gilded socket]

Dog? Im a dog!

[dry pebble]

i mean yeah

[acoustic tangle]

error code 3013?

[maiden jacinth]

Good luck Cee

[lethal socket]

The like human sterilization is from DoW and its from an imperium guy speculating on why human birthrates are low on tau worlds.

[elder stone]

Lmao

[maiden jacinth]

You've angered the local twinks

[final herald]

and aint no way we're getting a secutor lmfao

imagine

[gilded socket]

I love battle sisters….

[final herald]

a secutor could very much take on a space marine in melee and win

[stuck wasp]

Rangers -> ok
Vangaurd -> ok
praetorian -> No art
Soldier -> No art ? (That's just Rangers)
Marshal -> ok
Dragoon -> That's just Ranger or Vanguard
Infiltraitors (probably without leg changes) -> Not Skitarii
Rust stalkers (Same as infiltraitors for legs) -> Not Skitarii
And yet all those stuff are available to Tech Priest in lore, + a lot of other stuff...

[lethal socket]

I actually just recently painted up some sisters of battle

[maiden jacinth]

Believe what you wanna believe. But its a CASTE system my guy

You aint going nowhere

[lethal socket]

And?

Am I not allowed to be content in my station?

[orchid skiff]

incredibly lame

[dry pebble]

twinks like to be offended its okay

[elder stone]

Silence varlet

[fiery wave]

To be fair, headcanon wise... an obsession is an indulgence of sorts. You dive into the thing you enjoy, to make it better, taste, feel, smell, look better. It's not really an issue until you spiral into it, but most do when given the chance.

[final herald]

they are literally the gaurd equivalent to techpreists

Also what are you saying "not skitarii" they literally are skitarii.

Do you know anything about skitarii

[orchid skiff]

You know I'm right

[maiden jacinth]

I just hope they are nice to you

[elder stone]

Silence

[maiden jacinth]

And that youre not just in the guard2.0 where theyre lying to you twice as hard

[lethal socket]

Like, I am sorry but if I had to live in 40k, I would wanna be in the tau empire lmao

[orchid skiff]

I cannot be silenced I AM FREE

[dry pebble]

as a tau, right?

[elder stone]

I will have this twink obliterated

[final herald]

the Legiones Skitarii are literally the entire baseline fighting force of the adeptus mechanicus

did you see 1 image of a skitarii and go "they have to look like this"

[maiden jacinth]

If I was going to live in 40k it'd be with the votaan. So I could rock and stone

As anywhere else is just going to be shit

[elder stone]

Did I hear a rock and stone?

[stuck wasp]

Sicarian are in a different class.
And again, those cosmetics could be accessible by Tech Adepts or Tech Priest, with more stuff on top of it.

[fiery wave]

Just shoot the useless commissars holding you back. They have no reasons to exist for the most part. Only a rare few aren't power abusing cowards anyway.

[dry pebble]

votann would be non ironically okay i guess the worse thing about them is that they worship ai... they need to get some more grimdark

[maiden jacinth]

There's 0 good places to LIVE in 40k. So just choose the place where you can have the most fun dying

[final herald]

no, preists wear robes. It's the point of preists.

[lethal socket]

Humans dont hold the greatest positions of power in the tau empire mainly because a lot of them are focused on the specific tau caste benefits.

Our information on what its like as a human in the tau empire sadly is kinda everywhere

Doesn't help Phil Kelly is a bastard

[orchid skiff]

Great idea !

[maiden jacinth]

Id say crypto bros but thats necrons

[final herald]

if they are not wearing robtes, they are not a tech preist

[elder stone]

Sentenced for sabotaging the war effort

[jaunty path]

Mexico.

Mexico is a good place to live in 40k

[maiden jacinth]

Wheres that

[stuck wasp]

Not every Tech Priest wear robes.
Electro Priest, Crimson Exemplar, Arcuitor, Enginseer often are seen with just Power Armour to name a few

[jaunty path]

Mexico

[maiden jacinth]

All I know is holy terra

[dry pebble]

the adeptus mexicanus shall have a word with you

[lethal socket]

Like generally to our knowledge, humans are treated well in the tau empire, certainly better then in the imperium

[stuck wasp]

The Andromeda galaxy might be "fine", far enough that Chaos doesn't really go there

[final herald]

Venatorii are not fucking preists bro what

[fiery wave]

Don't care. Eat more bullets, you coward. Fires more bullets.

[orchid skiff]

Robes are for women so all tech priests are women

[final herald]

venatorii are closer to skitarii than preists are

[maiden jacinth]

Good point, maybe there are some fringe places you could live a bumfuck life and hope that nothing comes to bother you. But thats usually where druki raid for slaves isnt it?

[stuck wasp]

Crimson Exemplar are a career that Enginseer can pick

[jaunty path]

You also get Xeno wife

[lethal hornet]

Just had a proper auric save while blasting Somebody to Love (great white) holy terra I felt like an angel

[final herald]

in what

crimson gaurd are infantry

[modest flume]

What a coincidence; so I do

[stuck wasp]

Only War\Shield of Humanity

[lethal socket]

So true

Blue wife, Kroot wife, Bug wife, your choice really

[lethal hornet]

Anyone know which audio setting ingame is used for enemy noise cues

So i can hear better while i blast music

[jaunty path]

yes

[lethal socket]

Vespid women can carry me anytime :)

[lethal hornet]

Because trappers can become almost inevitable when playing music

[jaunty path]

turn off music and ingame music for perfect stratz

(suffering)

[thick coyote]

Just get the spider sense mod lol

[final herald]

give me a link to anything about crimson gaurd/crimson exemplar in lore that doesn't just tell me that they are literally skitarii+

[stuck wasp]

There is no real way to argue that Tech Priest, which in lore are noted to being very grubby and stealing/using every sort of Tech they can find have less varience than Skitarii do, like Skitarii have a lot, but they're still armies.

[lethal hornet]

Roight but which audio setting is the enemy noise cues

[maiden jacinth]

Imagine playing tide and trying hard instead of vibing

[lethal hornet]

I did just start getting into havocs

[elder stone]

Wow, what a gentleman

[final herald]

correct
tech presit variation would be entire down to the way the robes look and nothing more though

[maiden jacinth]

I dont know if there is anything for cues

Theyre always fucked

[lethal hornet]

Idk if i’ll ever do high havocs

[final herald]

unless you want unrigged mechadendrites

that would look stupid

[maiden jacinth]

Sometimes they play and other times they dont

[final herald]

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and bet we arne't ever getting techpreists

it's not a thing that would happen in a fatshark game

[lethal hornet]

I think they just get suffocated by the other 3 thousand enemy cues

[elder stone]

We need a skitarii and that is that

[orchid skiff]

you remind me of all the people claiming sienna would never become a necromancer

[elder merlin]

I mean, dont most people?

[lethal hornet]

Like as a class?

[elder merlin]

[orchid skiff]

😆

[final herald]

?

[maiden jacinth]

Skibidari

[elder merlin]

Mayhaps

[lethal hornet]

Theres a chance we get more classes?

Thought arbites was the end of it

[stuck wasp]

Yes, it has been confirmed

[lethal hornet]

Ooooh shit son

[elder merlin]

Kill him now, @inner nimbus, dont let it spread

[lethal hornet]

Where was it confirmed

I need to get high on that hope

[faint aurora]

New thought: Admech character, but the playstyle changes between playing the admech character to controlling a Skitarii or a servitor.

[final herald]

there's a diff between a lore job and "we need to rerig an entire model" when fatshark explicitly stated that they don't want to deviate from models anymore

again I point at hadron

[lethal hornet]

But if we’re adding classes

We should definitely add

[final herald]

hadron has floating legs

[lethal hornet]

The Primarch class

[maiden jacinth]

Dont tell that to the toe sucker guy

[orchid skiff]

I wanna be custode

[lethal hornet]

Robute just shows up and starts wreaking shit

[stuck wasp]

https://www.ign.com/articles/warhammer-40000-darktide-sees-big-player-boost-after-arbites-class-launch-but-monetization-complaints-continue-after-dev-sells-helmet-with-a-raised-visor-for-5

Players can naturally expect ongoing support, including new classes and additional free content as the game continues to evolve.”

[lethal hornet]

Thx mate

[maiden jacinth]

Only thing robooty wrecked was the legions

[dry pebble]

release the eeeeh idk the guy class

[maiden jacinth]

Most damage ever dealt to the imperium

[orchid skiff]

Roboute did nothing wrong ever in his life actually

it's not commonly known

[dry pebble]

imperium secundus

[maiden jacinth]

Hes the supergenetic tax man

Because emps couldn't be bothered to do the numbers

[stuck wasp]

Mechadendrite wouldn't really require a new rig 💀
And neither do the base Tech Priests 💀
Like Sicarian would require quite some new animations, but not Tech Priest, nor Skitarii.

[lethal hornet]

Google docs Primarch

[final herald]

also I'm pretty sure the servitor in front of hadron has more articulation than hadron

[lethal hornet]

Holy shit i just realized

[maiden jacinth]

Basically, they've fluffed him up now with ultra depression. But he was definitely a very bland primarch

[lethal hornet]

My name is misspelled

[final herald]

which is kind of annoying when you notice it

[lethal hornet]

I fucked up my own name bruh

[dry pebble]

cormarde

leave it

[lethal hornet]

Its been like this for months

[formal wharf]

this is random but loading screens that shows your entire team in a transport or making their way to the mission is one of the best forms of loading screens

[maiden jacinth]

If you tell a lie you must first live it

[formal wharf]

darktide is one of the best examples of this

[maiden jacinth]

Cormarde is the correct spelling

[lethal hornet]

Why’d no one tell me i looked like a fool

[lethal hornet]

Man

[stuck wasp]

Hadron is an Explorator or a Reclaimator, those don't really have a lot of random upgrades, they need to be sturdier and easier to maintain on the field

[lethal hornet]

I think i am dyslexic

[orchid skiff]

I can maintain Hadron.

[dry pebble]

you cant even mantain it in your pants

[elder merlin]

It do be like that

[elder merlin]

[maiden jacinth]

Dyslexic

[lethal hornet]

Lol

[dry pebble]

attention smuc

[elder stone]

I know what you do in your free time

[orchid skiff]

I was born to be free

[stuck wasp]

Be careful of the vice grip

[tired inlet]

I think this will work out because we see how they did pets so a drone pet is very viable and also halberds. Aby

[warped thunder]

Arby balanced or what now? Feels weak af now.

[lethal hornet]

Ooh

[maiden jacinth]

Please do not let them make fucking pets

[lethal hornet]

Yeah totally too weak

[maiden jacinth]

My computer cant handle more clutter

[warped thunder]

Maybe cause i've been playing Ogryn?

[lethal hornet]

Wait for real

Imma say nothin

[orchid skiff]

wait he's serious

[tired inlet]

What do you think the cyber mastiff is

[maiden jacinth]

Mastiff has a function

[warped thunder]

Arby scrubs are getting owned in pub games now. Just dead at the first rip.

[dry pebble]

yet you shackle yourself to some things we know well

[maiden jacinth]

Im on about decorative companions

[lethal hornet]

They are operatives

[dry pebble]

a man chooses, a slave obeys

[tired inlet]

You're an operative

[maiden jacinth]

-Ryan renalds

[elder stone]

Take notes @orchid skiff

[gilded socket]

Woof

[lethal hornet]

So are the mastiffs

[jovial pine]

chat still being cute and normal

[tired inlet]

I am not equal to a dog

[orchid skiff]

I don't need notes to decide for you

[halcyon glen]

Redrum redrum

[lethal hornet]

You’re correct. The dog is greater than you

[tired inlet]

My slug thrower says otherwise

[elder stone]

Varlet

[lethal hornet]

The dog barks otherwise

[halcyon glen]

Take me to your leader

[orchid skiff]

No vice grip = no opinion

[lethal hornet]

Besides

Im making a reference to The Maul

He mentions in game that The Dog is an operative when the vet calls it a mascot

[tired inlet]

That dog can't even speak high Gothic

[lethal hornet]

I think it was the vet

[dry pebble]

that personality being called "The Maul" implies connection to the Mauler

[lethal hornet]

Because it speaks in the language only The Emperor knows

[dry pebble]

what is happening?

[elder stone]

Twink energy

[lethal hornet]

Dog

[tired inlet]

Oh I see, you're dyslexic. You've been worshipping thr Dog Emperor thr whole time

[lethal hornet]

Wait a minute

Dog spelled backwars is goD

[elder stone]

Twinks are boys

[tired inlet]

That's how anagrams work

[jovial pine]

frog popsicle

[lethal hornet]

Clearly this new founding is the work of tzeench

[dry pebble]

hlod on if yuo aer dsyleixc cna you raed tihs?

[lethal hornet]

Sey

[orchid skiff]

You don't even know my gender

[tired inlet]

Most people cam because our brains don't actually read words but recognize the first and last characters and then fill it in with the most common patterns of what's left

[jovial pine]

i bet you cant do that in chinese

[lethal hornet]

What?

I dont understand

Why do people cam

[dry pebble]

i cant do anything in chinese really

[jovial pine]

can

[lethal hornet]

What does any of this have to do with cameras

[elder stone]

Fair point

[jovial pine]

minor typo it's ogre

[lethal hornet]

Its ogryn

[orchid skiff]

it's all ogryn now

[tired inlet]

Msot poellpe can bvease tehy olny raec the frsit and lsat ltteres in a wrod and flil the rset wtih the orhtes in the msot cmmoon prttaen.

[tired inlet]

Autocorrect made that a lot harder to write than it should have

[jovial pine]

raec

[tired inlet]

See that doesn't work because the first and last letter needs to be there for the most part.

[jovial pine]

u said it not me

[dry pebble]

its fun to use this to trick people

[jovial pine]

you meant raed

[lethal hornet]

”I’m not readin all that, Sah!
So good for you, Sah! Or sorry that happened, Sah!”

[gilded socket]

Well hello

[jovial pine]

[tired inlet]

I did. Like I said autocorrect made that a lot harder

[lethal socket]

There should be a ctan shard of the freak

[jovial pine]

we all make unforgivable executionworthy mistakes

it's ok

(we dont, yours is scheduled for tomorrow)

[empty needle]

I'm gonna lose it, the party finder is the biggest matchmaking piece of garbage I've ever seen in a game and I've played tf2 for 7 years

[lethal hornet]

What if instead of space marines, they were freaky marines

And

Wait we already got those

[dry pebble]

emperors children

[empty needle]

How is obesefish so utterly inept at designing anything other than combat

[orchid skiff]

I used it recently expecting it to not work but it does

[dry pebble]

tried finding a havoc party?

[lethal hornet]

I used it, people just really want you to look pretty with your titles and insignias

[orchid skiff]

is this another case of your name being misspelled and we should tell you ?

[lethal socket]

[lethal hornet]

I got declines a bunch till i put on my auric maelstrom survivor and no deaths on auric maulstrom insignia

[empty needle]

I'm not even talking about being declined, I'm talking about the at least 3 ways I've seen it not working when you are approved

Like I'll get approved and clicking accept will do nothing

Or I'll get approved and the accept thing will not even show up

[lethal hornet]

Have you tried restarting the game

[final herald]

this is a mood

[lethal hornet]

Sometimes i get this thing that doesn’t let me start even random games

[empty needle]

Why is there accept/decline in the first place ? If I've just clicked on "join" OF COURSE I WANNA JOIN THE GAME I JUST CLICKED IT

[lethal hornet]

Incase you got more offers

Or need to take a tinkle

[empty needle]

Though I guess we are tuesday evening so it must work even less than usually

But still

[lethal hornet]

Perform some mechanicus machine spirit rites and you should be fine

[halcyon glen]

The Lord cuteth you into cutlets

[empty needle]

Oh and then if by some miracle everything worked, the host is gonna say "can't start" because somebody is locked out and since the interface is as intuitive as a 2000's open source HR software and the notification doesn't show up half of the time they won't even know they're locked out

[gilded socket]

Fap

[final herald]

guh

[gilded socket]

Fucking asshole push

[halcyon glen]

Do you guys like fettuccine wap

Fetty wap

[solar horizon]

Man i wish i could pet other peoples dogs

[thick coyote]

Curse of Sweden

[orchid skiff]

You would get bitten because they're trained against bribery

[thick coyote]

Fettuccine 💀

[static kite]

Alfredo

[halcyon glen]

Autocorrect incident

[ancient violet]

Are people complaining about Fatshark again in general chat? 🤔

[dry pebble]

we must

we play darktide

[jovial pine]

we have to COOK

[elder stone]

mistah white

[empty needle]

What do you want me to do, suffer in silence ? cause that's not happening

[ancient violet]

What's the issue?

[empty needle]

I legit can't join anyone. I get approved, click on accept, nothing happens.

[ancient violet]

Sounds like a skill issue

[halcyon glen]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

[empty needle]

It's an issue every day but today it's been particularly present

"the party is full" THEN IF IT'S FULL WHY WAS I APPROVED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just wanna take a teamwipe on chasm man...

[gilded socket]

Sisters of battle…

[ancient violet]

I never have a problem in party finder, they always insta accept me

[modest flume]

girl, go to sleep

You said you were tired like 2 hours ago

[empty needle]

Again, the human element isn't the problem here

[modest flume]

Get some damned sleep

[ancient violet]

What is probably happening to you is they accepted multiple people and they took your spot before you accepted and join the party

Due to a bug with the dog, people are scrambling to get into havoc games

[brave slate]

What dog bug? Was there a patch recently that broke something?

[elder stone]

You should probably sleep

[elder merlin]

Always

[brave slate]

Let me rephrase, what did they break this time?

[elder merlin]

Doesnt the dog do a shit ton of damage when it explodes now?

I just seen the video of it jumping on a chaos spawn, exploding, and then the spawn lost like a quarter health in one go

Some shit like that

[elder merlin]

Calm down there, Soldier

[brave slate]

Damn, I should definitely hop on for at least one game to try the silly bugged stuff before it's patched out.

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i'd definitely want a giant aquatic mammal that can probably wreck monstrosities relatively easy on my team too

[halcyon glen]

Work work work work

[ancient violet]

No that's my dog

[ancient violet]

Not sure if it's intentional or not, but the bleed augment on dog also scales with its damage

So the bleed on dog does 150% more damage

[ancient violet]

No they patched that, this is a new bug

Fatshark never fails to impress

[tiny shore]

be me
be ogryn
be da strongest
be da best
mfw

[elder stone]

• Be me
• Voluntarily get out of bed after being summoned at 9 AM
• Play 5 H30-40 missions with my "special" forces
• lose all of them
• Get off 3 hours later

[elder merlin]

What is the new bug now?

[ancient violet]

Literally right now, if y'all just take 4 arbis with dog and Aquila, it's a free true survivor

[elder merlin]

[ancient violet]

#general-chat message

[brave slate]

So if you pick every +dog damage node alongside the bleed you kill everything? Lmao do they even test patches before release?

[elder merlin]

But what if i want poxbreaker?

[jovial pine]

average havoc experience, ends up taking from you after hours of effort

[elder merlin]

I dont care about true survivor

[ancient violet]

Yes, since bleed also ignores shield, you can kill any of the captains or twins in about a minute without ever popping their shields

[final herald]

what's true survivot again

[elder stone]

I play havoc because I enjoy hurting myself mentally 🗣️

[jovial pine]

no one goes down all havoc 35+

[ancient violet]

Finish a havoc 35+ with nobody going down

[brave slate]

That sounds absolutely disgusting

[jovial pine]

in theory they should fix the bugs by like tomorrow or something

no idea how they didnt do it already

[tawny grail]

Wonder what the validation process is for consoles these days

[final herald]

oof

[halcyon glen]

How long is each darktide game

[elder stone]

Usually 20 minutes

[halcyon glen]

How

[restive walrus]

Dear Swedes…you have nerfed arbites..penance too ez many puny noob now have clothes. You are a trash cow on a cow farm you little fucker. I will become back my money

[halcyon glen]

Light work

[elder stone]

Because the missions are laid out to take about 20 minutes

[halcyon glen]

Not challenging enough

Is there twins in darktide

[elder stone]

Yep

[halcyon glen]

Really

Show me

[jovial pine]

what are twins

[elder stone]

Karnak Twins...?

[jovial pine]

yeah but what does he mean

vt2 has twins too?

[elder stone]

Google "Darktide Twins"

[halcyon glen]

Tzeentchian twins

[round mica]

Sexy Karnaks

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

Not Darktide

[halcyon glen]

Tzeentchian twins is the best thing on planet earth

[restive walrus]

As in an enemy or a modifier

[tawny gorge]

can you fight the twins anymore

i cant find the thingy

[jovial pine]

use mmt mod

[elder stone]

Yeah its just in rotation

[tawny gorge]

on the map

aite

[elder stone]

I got it once through quickplay

[gilded socket]

Vwrush!

[jovial pine]

it is a campaign mission

and campaign missions can be quickplayed into

[simple drum]

Mm

[elder stone]

Shouldn't you be asleep? You talked a lot about being tired

[simple drum]

So that guy who busted out of the cell in the tutorial

He is moebian 6th?

Or was?

[tawny gorge]

i dont think i ever quickplayed once into twins

[elder stone]

I think it was just chance when I did it lol

[elder stone]

Probably

[halcyon glen]

All you got to do is win

[elder stone]

?

[tawny gorge]

fax winning solves a good 99% of issues

[halcyon glen]

I’m an apac player of the apex predator now

Any apac players?

[tawny gorge]

unabbreviate it

[elder stone]

What is apac?

[halcyon glen]

Apac

[elder stone]

Yeah what is it?

[tawny gorge]

ohhhh

i get it

man that game sucks

no one plays it

[elder stone]

What is apac??

[tawny gorge]

its a game

[simple drum]

Oh damn

I feel extra bad now

[elder stone]

About....?

[tawny gorge]

idk

[elder stone]

So confused

[tawny gorge]

happens to the best of us

[elder stone]

Apac the region...?

[tawny gorge]

idk

[elder stone]

Im just going to assume apac in this case is Asia-Pacific

[halcyon glen]

Yes

I’m the apex predator of the apac region

[modest flume]

Bro, he is THE Moebian 6th

[jovial pine]

you're apac? this explains more than you'd think, in my mind...

[modest flume]

That's Captain Wolfer

[halcyon glen]

I’m on a flight now for a work holiday

I brought my laptop

[tawny gorge]

damn a space wolf?

[modest flume]

Yeah, but cool

[halcyon glen]

So wanna play?

Touchdown in two hours

[remote jackal]

Anyone know if ObeseMegalodon devs have gone on their Summer break yet?

[modest flume]

Nah I'm on strike

[tawny gorge]

wym, space wolves are very cool

[elder merlin]

[lean spade]

im dumb where is the orthus offensive mission selecter now? I cant find it

[elder merlin]

I want a fur coat or pelt skin draping off my ogryn

[modest flume]

AFAIK it's only available in the Battle for Tertium campaign

[elder merlin]

Come on, Fatshark

[modest flume]

Apparently you can quickplay into it though?

[halcyon glen]

Dirty Diana

[lean spade]

nice thxs

[modest flume]

No, thank Fatshark for consistently getting 1 hit and 2 misses every swing

[lean spade]

[halcyon glen]

He converteth me to lamb cutlets

[elder stone]

Yeah, I hit quickplay once and I just got into that mission

[modest flume]

Did you become meat for the cauldron?

[elder stone]

It was definitely an experience in the loading screen realising I got into that mission

[elder stone]

I won

[modest flume]

Atta-girl

[elder stone]

In fact I had to save all three teammates with both twins + more targetting me

[ripe tangle]

Greetings loyalists, today I had a food known as a Pizza

[elder stone]

Lets just say Im goated

[elder stone]

Hello Sister

[halcyon glen]

Who deleted their message

[modest flume]

Well done

[ripe tangle]

Commissar Loosh, hell to you.

[modest flume]

A most wholesome greeting to you, Female Family Member

[ripe tangle]

We are family in the sense we share a race and a loyalty to the Emperor, so surely.

[halcyon glen]

Is Warsaw or force sword the better weapon?

[modest flume]

Warsaw?

You mean the chainsword?

[halcyon glen]

Uh huh

[ripe tangle]

Warsaw because Poland

[elder stone]

Probably

[halcyon glen]

Warsaw

[elder stone]

I love poland 🇮🇩

[modest flume]

Ah, so Poland or the force sword

[nocturne bloom]

Femboys mentioned 🗣️

[modest flume]

Did Poland get a space program yet?

That changes the answer

[ripe tangle]

not only did they get a Space Program, they ARE the Space Program!

[elder stone]

We are all children of the Emperor

[ripe tangle]

the ultimate weapon

[modest flume]

Force swords are good though, both the one-handed and two-handed

[modest flume]

Finally, they can into space

[halcyon glen]

Warsaw better

[modest flume]

But you're the best

[elder stone]

Ive seen Krakow

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

[elder stone]

Very nice city

[ripe tangle]

Indeed, and we should rejoice in his everreaching presence and spread his light through Conquest.

[halcyon glen]

I’m a groupie

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor Protects, afterall.

[elder stone]

Praise be the Emperor

The Emperor Protects

[ripe tangle]

does the Sign of the Aquila.

The Emperor Protects

[modest flume]

[ripe tangle]

[modest flume]

The Emperor Protects is just not as catchy as

MOOTASH PHARG NUUUUUUUUUUURGLE

though

[ripe tangle]

[elder stone]

Another 150 regiments to the diversion

[ripe tangle]

Excuse you!?!

[elder stone]

In front of your Commissar?

[clever horizon]

jarvis translate that

[dreamy cliff]

[modest flume]

[ripe tangle]

and a Sister of Battle no less, clearly he has a death wish.

[modest flume]

Dark Tongue for "Long live Nurgle" for some shit I genuinely dunno

[halcyon glen]

Winter came for house frey

[clever horizon]

"live love rot" 🥀🥀🥀😭

[modest flume]

I don't think we have an actual translation but just judging by how they exclaim it, that's probably what it means

[ripe tangle]

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

[ancient violet]

RRRUUALL

[thick coyote]

Must Fuck Nurgle

🗣️

[ancient violet]

🔥

[gilded socket]

Raugh i love zealot

[modest flume]

Too many syllables, we're Imperial citizens who are loyal, not literate

[tawny gorge]

nothing is as catchy as
**BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE **

[acoustic tangle]

can someone explain what I should do with error code 3013, ive tried verifying already

[ripe tangle]

we all love those who have Zeal for the God Emperor.

[elder stone]

Who doesn't?

[gilded socket]

Thatsbme!

[modest flume]

Me

[ripe tangle]

Hold still, allow me to hug you.

[gilded socket]

Ok

[modest flume]

I mean I'll play Zealot once in a while , but ehhhhhhh I'm good

[ripe tangle]

[elder stone]

Youre so special you get to be on the frontlines!

[modest flume]

Good, with me there, we'll actually get results

[elder stone]

Good luck out there warrior! For the Emprah!

[gilded socket]

Im so cool

[modest flume]

[ripe tangle]

Allow me to join them, I wish to render the Emperor’s Enemies into a mass of gore.

[elder stone]

Granted, For the Emperor

[gilded socket]

Bathe me in the blood of the heretics

[ripe tangle]

I shall litter the halls of the Hive in their entrails! The Blood of Heretics and Apostates must be spilled.

By my hand, I will smite them.

[gilded socket]

DEATH TO THEE WHO DONT PRAISE HIM

[modest flume]

With your other hand, you shall punch them

Congratulations you are now an Ogryn

[ripe tangle]

Your sarcasm is noted Guardsman.

[modest flume]

Sarcasm? No no no, we're doing punching here

[ripe tangle]

Why would I punch a Heretic when I can stab or shoot them instead?

[gilded socket]

Burn them…

[modest flume]

So they can see you as you end their tainted lives? Honestly, I'm disappointed in your lack of vigor

[ripe tangle]

Yes! Through Fire they can face Mankind’s Master’s Holy Judgment!

[modest flume]

Get close, personal

Reaaaaaally make 'em feel it

[gilded socket]

The fire in my heart burns brighter than my flamer sister!

[ripe tangle]

I do afterall, revel in the splatter of their blood, it excites me.

[jovial pine]

why does my game stutter so much when ogryns throw ten quadrillion grenades

[elder stone]

The limit is 9 quadrillion

[ripe tangle]

Clearly we are of similar mind and spirit! Rejoice in Battle! Slaughter them in his Holy Name!

[halcyon glen]

My lord, they’re here

[gilded socket]

Indeed! May our hearts’s fire burn them to ash!

[elder stone]

150 regiments to the front 🗣️

[ripe tangle]

considering I only have one eye, does this mean I’m a cyclops?

[gilded socket]

But your bionic eye sees dont it?