general-chat

[dry pebble]

It isnt badly designed its just boring

[final herald]

If darktide: bait
If sm2: agree

[modest flume]

I want it to not fucking turn off it I stub my toe

[orchid skiff]

it's both boring and badly designed because you're supposed to riposte and most of the time riposte means getting interrupted and losing hp

[final herald]

I want it to not need that mechanic or to get it's 9 swing bullshit back

[modest flume]

Otherwise it keeps to the identity of the class it belongs to

[elder stone]

Wow! Really????

[analog marsh]

DT is better, no contest. The bolters in DT don't shoot nerf darts and that alone makes it a better game, not to mention the many other things it does better, like combat or the music.

[tight eagle]

😂😂😂😂

[final herald]

It just feels so tedious as a weapon

Also relic blade gets to active and count as a block if mid combo

And also relic blade can ACTIVATE MID COMBO

[tired steeple]

I like both

[dry pebble]

please fatshark get the power sword to be the relic blade jr

[orchid skiff]

ok i am sold

[elder stone]

Yes this is true

[orchid skiff]

i will try

[elder stone]

its goated

[elder stone]

We can be twins and both play relic blade

[tired steeple]

Both games are fun

[final herald]

Genuinely relic blade just feels so fucking good

[final herald]

I agree, I just see flaws in sm2 melee

[tired steeple]

I wanna main eviscerator

[orchid skiff]

see some shit about fatshark that i don't get is that they do 80% of shit extremely stupidly but then they cook hard for some random stuff and you wonder why they don't do it all the time
in sm2 it's just full shit

[tired steeple]

But I don’t play zealot yet

I have one

He just isn’t levelled fully

[dry pebble]

i recommend it

[tight eagle]

Like 500 Aquilas after event

[final herald]

Sm2 has balance issues but was/is fun as fuck

[tight eagle]

I wish it was consistent

[orchid skiff]

the only fun I had was playing the modded version to have actual WEAPONS and then i modded the game to be way harder because that was finally fun

[final herald]

Darktide was fun as fuck from the getgo and has been getting better but has so many things that were missing that vt2 already had that it makes you lose your mind if you think too hard

[orchid skiff]

base game is not

[analog marsh]

Yeah, every event should give 500 aquilas tbh. Would make events useful to long time players.

[orchid skiff]

i will die on this hill

[final herald]

To the degree that you feel like a victim of a tzeetchian plot

[elder stone]

Sm2 sucks because Saber Interactive made it

[tired steeple]

What else is missing that vt2 has

[jovial pine]

space marine being like gears of war holds it back so much imo

[tight eagle]

They'll get it back anyways 😑 when they put out weapon skins

Lmaoo

[gilded socket]

Tanks

Tanks

Tanks

[tired steeple]

My only gripe with sm2 is that it feels like it’s supposed to have a healer but it just doesn’t

[dry pebble]

yeah i get you sis

Tanks

[tired steeple]

There’s no apothecary

Oh and saber just

Makes horrible decisions

[analog marsh]

Yeah is pretty strange there is no healer, their other game wwz had a medic class.

[tight eagle]

They need to release a psyker warp sword

[gilded socket]

They have to get permission

I asked a dev once

[tired steeple]

I was in the discord and left after seeing the mods just arguing with people instead of banning them

[orchid skiff]

you have 2 choices in this game

1. parry and riposte as intended. you will get interrupted by the swarm of enemies around you and do no damage
2. remove the riposte mechanic on your weapon and mash M1
   saber interactive should never make games again

[final herald]

Scoreboard
Cant pick map/modifiers yourself
Viable subclassing for everyone (fuck you stealth vet)
Cant make a private game solo

[tired steeple]

Thanks

[gilded socket]

Oh yeah it sucks in there, I stopped chatting in there all together

[analog marsh]

Is easy enough, lots of other 40k games have them, even small indie ones.

[jovial pine]

allowing alternative opinions? BAN!!

[tight eagle]

The mods actually did that? Rip

[thick coyote]

Block on typing

[tired steeple]

I don’t really wanna like, bad mouth an actual employee

But like

[final herald]

Whatever else is there is pretty nitpicky and they've started catching up over time

As is the fatshark way

[dry pebble]

STEALTH VET HATE MENTIONED LETS GOO

[final herald]

Be late as fuck to their own fucking party

[tired steeple]

I said the community manager had a nice outfit. A mod says “stop talking about her we know she’s beautiful”

[final herald]

Late LATE

[tired steeple]

SO YOU CAN BUT WE CAN’T??

[gilded socket]

Thats what i was told so idk, seems more like lazyness in the dev team

[gilded socket]

Simps

[tight eagle]

Simps

[tired steeple]

It genuinely was

[gilded socket]

Hylia is cool tho

[tired steeple]

It creeped me out

No it was Hylia lol

Well

About her

[tight eagle]

Lmaoo oh shit

[gilded socket]

She’s pretty chill but her friends ate weird

[tired steeple]

I

[dry pebble]

what did they eat?

[tired steeple]

I’ll keep it to myself

[dry pebble]

spill it out

[light nymph]

im like workshopping a legend of zelda joke here but i feel it maybe not the time

[gilded socket]

Now i gotta know!!!

[tight eagle]

Yea spill the tea

[tired steeple]

It’s not that interesting

[tight eagle]

Let me get some chips

[orchid skiff]

go on

[tired steeple]

I’m not gonna shit talk another company’s employees. Both teams have problems

40k games are cursed to have devs that don’t know what they’re doing

[final herald]

Hedge

[dry pebble]

isnt it your experience as a costumer? We are other costumers trying to stay informed about the services we are engaging with

[tired steeple]

It’s fine. Just play these games and have fun

[tight eagle]

^

[orchid skiff]

we're all cosplayers here ?

[tired steeple]

God I wish I was a cosplayer

I’d make an awesome psyker

[dry pebble]

im not cosplaying i am this way

[final herald]

Im

[tight eagle]

I thought fatshark listened to their consumers which is why I been buying their shit in the cash shop lol was I misinformed?

[dry pebble]

ratgirl

[final herald]

I forgot

[dry pebble]

we know

[gilded socket]

In the works

[real crane]

can someone inv me to the mod disc

[final herald]

Haha

Hh

Hah

[thick coyote]

#📌communities

[final herald]

Hhh

[orchid skiff]

wait a minute, this pfp

[thick fog]

They have been thats why we been asking for more recolour slop

[real crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-phonedo-last-of-us-joel-gif-18617258

[dry pebble]

oh boy yes you have

[final herald]

Las of us joerl gif 🗣️

[tight eagle]

Wtf

[final herald]

Fatshark is...they're...doing fatshark things

They're better....now.

[tired steeple]

I love this emoji so much

[gilded socket]

Its…. Peam…

[light nymph]

i think they are doing like infinitely better than like say 5 years ago

[tight eagle]

So there's hope??

[dry pebble]

hope is the first step

[light nymph]

like i feel like some of the stuff going on in vt2 that was good was just sorta luck

[final herald]

There's hope yeah but

[tired steeple]

🗣️

Why is it so funny

[final herald]

Fatshark for whatever reason is allergic to "being good immediately"

[orchid skiff]

it's luck and years of listening to complaints

[light nymph]

but its been shown just from this community alone there's a lot of boots on ground work with the community itself before stuff gets put out these days

[elder stone]

Bigfish is run by masochists 💯

[final herald]

They take 3 years to course correct bo matter what

[jovial pine]

the speaking emoji is funny

[gilded socket]

Ages like wine

[final herald]

I think they like insults or something

[orchid skiff]

so if you want this game to be good you need to wait years

[light nymph]

the ogryn rework and the arbites had a ton of player feedback before the release

[tight eagle]

Dartidegate

[final herald]

I was here when upgrading things at hadron would just

[light nymph]

its a departure from very early in this games lifetime thats for sure

[final herald]

Brick your fucking weapon

Why the fuck was that a thing

[tight eagle]

They'll listen then if we do a Darktidegate lol

[tired steeple]

There’s an MMO that also does that

[orchid skiff]

don't we all

[final herald]

Shut up

[gilded socket]

Fucking

[elder stone]

adults are speaking, be quiet

[jovial pine]

apparently there's a new way to get a bricked weapon these days. can't change its mark and it shows 0 in a stat

[tight eagle]

Wait why are we mean to Rewdy lmaoo

[final herald]

You have 2 upgrade it once

Like the power of it

[dry pebble]

imo fatshark is clearly run by someone who got into videogames because they can make money off it and hired a bunch of extremely talented devs and designers

[final herald]

The stat will go aboce 0 and then its fine

[elder stone]

He asked for asmr from me

[final herald]

The basic reason

[tight eagle]

Ohh

[light nymph]

Its maschine spirit is irked

[jovial pine]

what if it's at 500 already? can that happen?

[final herald]

Helldivers is somehow the other way around

[tight eagle]

Ok sorry Rewdy

[final herald]

Idk how that even works

[tight eagle]

Shut up

😂😂😂😂

[modest flume]

Me who has no idea what that means: good

[dry pebble]

TRUE

[final herald]

If that happens the game broke somewhere

[gilded socket]

Im Morbianing my 153rd Armoured Regiment

[light nymph]

i think the helldivers devs revel in making strange unasked for decisions

[tired steeple]

Has helldivers done literally anything yet btw

[final herald]

Arrowhead be like

"The ceo genuinely loves games"

"The developers kind of fucking hate you at random"

[orchid skiff]

you're actually right

[light nymph]

i mean yeah

[tired steeple]

I played during battle for duper earth

Did they add anything new yet

[dry pebble]

for duper earth

dupe them all

[tired steeple]

Leave me alone my ass is tired

[elder stone]

Arrowhead

"lets nerf every weapon to shit and end up having to go back to try and save our rep"

[light nymph]

say what you will about the helldivers issues theyve really built the game up from its start and added some new stuff, the only issue is the way they dole it out after the events is like

[orchid skiff]

because they had a vision for the game
except that vision was TRASH
and they kept trying to force it
their success is 100% luck

[final herald]

"People are excited for the illuminate"

"Lets make them play NOTHING LIKE THE HD1 ILLUMINATE"

[light nymph]

really dumb ???

[dry pebble]

then dont type with your ass

[modest flume]

You're having fun using 1 weapon that's not particularly good but just better than the others which are all on usable? No, now you're using no weapons

[gilded socket]

IM GONNA SHOOT DOWN A CHAOS WARBAND WITH MY TANKS

[tired steeple]

I love hd2

But

God it’s slow

[gilded socket]

Hi ass im tired

[tired steeple]

To get new content

[final herald]

I am a helldivers 2 leak enjoyer

So eventually the loomies will get better

[elder stone]

content? you mean another premium warbond?

[light nymph]

i wouldnt say that, i think arrowhead has a history of just trying whatever they first come up with to see if it works, see their previous games its sorta the same dealio it was just in an era of less say uh cynicism

[final herald]

I just wish they didn't release as RAE SEWAGE

[surreal escarp]

okay nvm checked out SM2 disc and its some soy shit there

[final herald]

What the FUCK is the point of the leviathan

[tired steeple]

The warbonds are great but bro I wanna fight new illuminate

[orchid skiff]

and hd2 devs/ceo gives the shittiest excuse
"we can't add even one bullet to this gun clip. we would have to remodel the entire gun"

[surreal escarp]

i'll skip the game bro

[tired steeple]

That faction feels so unfinished

[elder merlin]

Im really hoping for a gears collab on the 26th of august

[modest flume]

"The budget of a AAA game with the devs of an indie studio"

[elder stone]

500 zombies be upon woe

[final herald]

"Wow ur enjoying fighting things without needing AT all the time? FUCK YOU. WHALE."

🐋

[light nymph]

plus with sony pressuring them in year one oh boy

[gilded socket]

Woof

[tired steeple]

The fact only primaries have customisation?? And it’s not eben finished for them either?

Have game devs gotten like, worse at actually releasing things?

[light nymph]

i mean uh

[surreal escarp]

yes

[orchid skiff]

because people buy no matter what

[final herald]

Sony handles monetization and implemetation of psn, not balance

And the balance side of hd2 is its weakest aspect

[orchid skiff]

because they don't play their game

[elder stone]

playing games in recent months has felt more like a really really self-sabotaging addiction

[final herald]

Remember when EAT couldn't oneshot charger heads and THERE WERE 8 BILLION CHARGERS

[tired steeple]

Every game I play I’m constantly waiting for new content, then that new content is a drop of water in our hands. This isn’t to say older games were better. I play other games where they give content often and it can be huge (destiny 2. Idc what you say I love that game)

[final herald]

Now they can and THERE ARE LIKE 2 CHARGERS

[light nymph]

technically yeah but its a symptom of the time rather than actual games developments fault

[gilded socket]

Actual laziness

[modest flume]

Flamers killing them in a few seconds, but hey, let's nerf the flamer

[elder stone]

I remember when they took the Breaker out back and then shot him dead

[final herald]

WHY AREN'T THERE MORE CHARGERS AT DIFF 10 ARROWHEAD

[light nymph]

the enviroment games live in is being changed by outside factors so they have to be different

[final herald]

They gave it like 1 less round in the mag, breaker got off light

[orchid skiff]

remember when the devs streamed themselves playing and died trying to kill a single bile titan with a weapon that cannot kill a bile titan in an easy difficulty

[light nymph]

and not in a good way

[tired steeple]

There is a good thing though. One good thing

Indie games got more populat

[elder stone]

3 less, more recoil, less dmg

[tired steeple]

Cause of all this

*popular

[final herald]

They were on diff 5 shooting an autocannon at a biletitan

"Nerf railgun"

[modest flume]

"Weapons should not be versatile and applicable to all situations, so let's nerf the popular choice, but also keep the alternatives still worse"

[light nymph]

its why games take longer to develop, often are pushed out very early to turn profits faster, and given less support over time if they dont continually make money

[modest flume]

[fair bridge]

leviathans filtered me i no longer wish to fight illuminate

[elder stone]

And then make enemies harder to make it truly feel like you are fighting for your life

[tired steeple]

The higher ups are demons that is true

[final herald]

Loomies are boring as fuck and the only fun units are harvesters and stingrays

[tired steeple]

Hd2 is in a very good state rn though

[final herald]

Correct

[fair bridge]

i agree tbh

[final herald]

I still play it

[fair bridge]

it's super fun to just jump into

[final herald]

I just hate...aspects of it

[modest flume]

HD2 is just a worse EDF Air Raider, change my mind

[fair bridge]

don't have to think too much about what to bring

[tired steeple]

I would play it but I burnt myself out so I uninstalled to take a break

[dry pebble]

thats a lesson on why its important for a dev to play their game just like a chef should taste the food they are cooking

[jovial pine]

[tired steeple]

Current addiction is uma musume pretty derby

[final herald]

Much like many fans of games, the deeper u enjoy a game the more its flaws tend to poke you in the side

[tired steeple]

Yeah the horse gacha

[modest flume]

Bungie Halo

[fair bridge]

they play on like diff 5-6 or something right

[final herald]

And they are some sharp ass flaws

[elder stone]

We need an ODST game like hd2

[jovial pine]

honse girl

[final herald]

Probably diff 3 bro

[gilded socket]

Im so tired

[fair bridge]

damn i could've sworn they played a little higher than that for testing

[orchid skiff]

AND the bug that makes it so that even if you're solo, you fight enemies scaled to a team of 4
of course this shit took months to fix, but anything fun or effective is hotfixed in 2 days
i legit started a game, did pew pew with my paintball gun while juking a fucking swarm the size of a continent, alt F4 and stopped playing for months until the balance update

[final herald]

Last we checked on the devs they failed diff 5

[elder stone]

Sleep

[gilded socket]

4 and a half days of no sleep

[light nymph]

im glad uma musume has brought attention of a new generation of horse girls and boys onto this world, however you wont catch me DEAD playing a gacha IDLE GAME

[tired steeple]

surprisingly I enjoyed halo 4. I don’t think it’s as good as the others but I actually thought it was pretty good

[jovial pine]

why

[modest flume]

wRong answer, get back to your mandated 20 hour work shift

[light nymph]

ill just gamble on real horses thank you

[tired steeple]

I gotta watch the anime

[dry pebble]

the horse racing gacha is the slop version of the random horse derby on twitter and i will not hear anyone out

[elder stone]

I stopped playing when they were rolling out waves of nerfs and only got back when the illuminate first got added

[final herald]

Halo 4 and 5 were fun just missing some things

[elder stone]

So....sleep..?

[gilded socket]

There is no rest when work is to be done

[tired steeple]

story was also supreme dogshit

[modest flume]

tbh it really isn't that bad; They had to end the story that Bungie created. But what they added is.. no

[fair bridge]

it's massively improved and they walked back most of the nerfs

[elder stone]

Then dont complain that you cant sleep, back to the front

[fair bridge]

game's good now

[final herald]

Also remember AH did the same shit hedge did in Darktide

[gilded socket]

The emperor protects!

[elder stone]

Ive heard

[final herald]

"This isn't cod"

[fair bridge]

I REMEMBER THAT

[final herald]

And then later rolled out weapon customization

[tired steeple]

Yeah. My gf loves halo infinite and I wanna get to it at some point

[final herald]

[fair bridge]

god hedge was a jerk even back when VT2 was big

[tired steeple]

God please fatshark let us at least change the sights or bayonets on our weapons

[final herald]

One day I'll be allowed to put half decent ironsights on a hellbore without needing a fucking mod

[tired steeple]

Give helbore a scope

Please

[fair bridge]

heretic

[elder stone]

Let me use every perk in the talent tree in one build

[modest flume]

They forgot that MC symbolizes one thing: Hope, and that it's not just Chief doing all of his accomplishments, it's US doing them

We, together

The gamers, the character

[outer jasper]

Sorry, emper said no

[orchid skiff]

why make a decent game when modders will make it for free

[tired steeple]

Also the imperium really ignored the “no innovation” rile huh

[final herald]

Why the fuck do hellguns have scopes but not hellbores

[tired steeple]

*rule

Got a red dot sight on a lasgun

[modest flume]

Infinite lightly touched on it, but went too far off tbh

[dry pebble]

the no scope hellbore is on purpose at this point

[tired steeple]

Yeah very true

[dry pebble]

there are minis with a scoped hellbore

[fair bridge]

oh man

[tired steeple]

Chief and cortana were pretty out of character in halo 4

[final herald]

I dislike it when characters get humanized too much in stuff like halo

[fair bridge]

like the halo show

[final herald]

As loathe as I am to watch the powerscaling go out of control, doom did it right

[elder stone]

I wish the show didnt have him show his face

[final herald]

I wish the show didnt

[fair bridge]

the actor complained about wearing the helmet all the time

[elder stone]

Fair but still

[modest flume]

They gave Doomguy depth but still enough for us to project ourselves onto him

[final herald]

Not fair

Fuck that guy

The show was ass

[fair bridge]

he said "i can't convey a good performance with the helmet on" which like, that's the challenge dude

[thick fog]

Man I hate that they are making superman to be kindness and hope of humanity, why cant he keep be the homelander be political and weapon of destruction

[fair bridge]

the show was awful

[outer jasper]

Doom power scaling is really funny

Bro straight up punch god to death

[tired steeple]

I hate doom’s lore/story but I can just pretend it doesn’t exist because idsoftware doesn’t care for it either

[elder stone]

I heard the fallout show was good

should I watch it

[modest flume]

gods*

[outer jasper]

Then took a little nap

[fair bridge]

it was pretty good

[modest flume]

[orchid skiff]

I hate violence. Why can't we just kiss

[dry pebble]

doom operates on rule of cool

[elder stone]

Sure

[fair bridge]

the guy who's showrunning fallout also did westworld

[fair bridge]

christopher nolan's brother

[tired steeple]

If a gam says I’m “destined to be powerful” then it’s not the same as just reaching it myself

[final herald]

Why did we not get the one badass black dude in the game and instead get handed black keyes

[tired steeple]

The empero most certainly does NOT protect

[modest flume]

The thing with Doomguy is not just the rage, but also the protector

[elder stone]

30,000 dockets per

[gilded socket]

The emprah doesn’t allow

[final herald]

I'm fucking black dude I wanted to see who was gonna play johnson for so long

And hes NOT EVEN THERE

[modest flume]

Him and Chief are good power fantasies IMO

[dry pebble]

come on sis dockets are easy

bump it up to aquillas

[elder stone]

30,000 aquilas and 500 diamantine

[orchid skiff]

are you fucking black dude right now ?

[dry pebble]

what

[final herald]

No my bf is white actually

[elder stone]

Run. That. Back.

[modest flume]

[fair bridge]

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

justice4daisy

[modest flume]

That's half of an Auric mission, which is ez pz 20 minutes

[fair bridge]

i can't wait for auric

[final herald]

Auric fun

[modest flume]

Justice for the collateral damage

[final herald]

ASS title with pubs

Not fun

[tired steeple]

I wish I had darktide plot armour irl

[fair bridge]

all i can do is play with randoms

[modest flume]

No one is a statistic to Doomguy, except for the demons

[fair bridge]

suffering

[elder stone]

How about....how about the Mourningstar just crashes so we cant do missions, thus no diamantine collection

[final herald]

I went on a streak playing ogryn tho

Because rumbler is.....a little strong

[tired steeple]

And we land on a new planet where we can do new missions and fight orks

Genius loosh

Well done

[modest flume]

Then we send a strongly worded letter in the mail to Fatshark

[elder stone]

You will never know if you dont try, join the warband

[final herald]

But most of it was actually spent smacking mutants with a pickaxe

[tired steeple]

Ah good idea

[elder stone]

I would make a great military recruiter

[final herald]

Ppl shill the cookie cutter brunt basher rumbler build

Replace it with a branx pickaxe with thrust on it

Obliterateming a mutant with any heavy attack is never not gonna be lit

[modest flume]

Not me, I shill One Punch Shovelgryn and A Pimp Named Slickback

[final herald]

I like shovelgryn but I needed something with less setup for mutant waves

[gilded socket]

Im selling kisses for 500 Aquilas and a monster

[dry pebble]

its so fun to fucking SWEEP heavy attack with a pickaxe and blam +10 kills

[tired steeple]

Mutant?

[orchid skiff]

I should be able to create this character in darktide

[jovial pine]

doom the dark ages is weird as hell. it's like they gameified their own game with that one

[elder stone]

very chjeap

[tired steeple]

AAAAAAAAAGHHH

thud thud thud thud

AAAAAAAAAGHHHH

[final herald]

Branx has a weird ass combo for getting into the sweep but its worth it to learn

[nocturne bloom]

Damn youre cheap

[final herald]

And it had a better heavy

[gilded socket]

I have a debt

[elder stone]

Hello hi please dont leak me again thx!

[final herald]

⛏️

[modest flume]

well, people are allergic to mutants anyways, you just jump on a box to avoid them

[dry pebble]

and its fun

[orchid skiff]

Need a plug huh

[elder stone]

crunch YAOOOOOOOOOO

[final herald]

I just smack them and they stop screaming

[tired steeple]

Red hit marker am dead

[nocturne bloom]

How much would the debt get me then

[final herald]

my favourite line in the game rn

[dry pebble]

400 billion dollars

[final herald]

DAWGS DEAD

[jovial pine]

yeahhh. it kinda failed in the cutscene department for me. was alright but nothing really compelling

[orchid skiff]

oh shit new chainsaw man chapter out

[gilded socket]

20 dollars worf

[elder stone]

O Bloc dialogue:

[orchid skiff]

time for the best 20 seconds of the day

[modest flume]

Help out or shut it!

[nocturne bloom]

Its never enough

[modest flume]

Heal, or stop complaining. Or both.

Are you dying? No. THEN QUIET!

[final herald]

Bully HATES arbites

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, I let the enemies hit me because it feels nice

[gilded socket]

Giys

[dry pebble]

yes?

[elder stone]

I ❤️ masochists

[gilded socket]

I’m selling kisses for a new price 6,800 aquilas

[final herald]

I HATE GOOGLE

AAAAA

[cold sedge]

but why heavy when rock??

[gilded socket]

Or shoot me

Idk

[modest flume]

Man, inflation is a bitch

[gilded socket]

I know

[final herald]

Rock mid

Sorry

[elder stone]

ASMR for 15,000 Dockets a minute

[gilded socket]

Gotta keep up

[dry pebble]

go hit the oil rig

[nocturne bloom]

1k, take it or leave it

[modest flume]

Much success to your startup

[cold sedge]

foul creature

[gilded socket]

IM BROKED

[orchid skiff]

where sample

[gilded socket]

Perhaps…

[modest flume]

In the grim dark future, startup hell is still real

[elder stone]

Whos a good varlet~!

[final herald]

You cant tell me that with that pfp man

💀

[cold sedge]

i just did, what gives

🗣️🗣️

[final herald]

Nuh uh

Didn't happen

I don't make the bools

[gilded socket]

We boutta be rich!

[dry pebble]

u sure?

[orchid skiff]

the pfps are so opposite

[modest flume]

[tired steeple]

Oh it’s you again

[modest flume]

We're rich!

[tired steeple]

Fat fortnite

[elder stone]

Rich? We? We're Rich? Rock and Stone!

[dry pebble]

ROCK AND STONE

[elder stone]

Mushroom

[modest flume]

[modest flume]

It's a goo sack!

[gilded socket]

Now… i need a monster

[nocturne bloom]

WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH!

[elder stone]

Boolo cap here

[nocturne bloom]

What one tho

[elder stone]

BOOLO CAP!

[dry pebble]

[modest flume]

I believe this is a Gurken Shuck.

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Squats confirmed!

[tired steeple]

these emojis fascinate me

[modest flume]

Gurken Shuck here, if I'm not mistaken!

[elder stone]

If you remove the space between emotes it makes it continous without the little breaks in between

[dry pebble]

[gilded socket]

Either pipeline punch,or aussie lemon aid

[jovial pine]

[dry pebble]

:0

[elder stone]

perfect

[tired steeple]

My autism radar is off the charts

[orchid skiff]

[nocturne bloom]

[tired steeple]

That sounds bad

I have autism too

[light nymph]

lhgfkldshg

[jovial pine]

[light nymph]

lmao

[dry pebble]

pipeline punch is such a goober name for an energy drink

[elder stone]

Good save

[orchid skiff]

my femboy radar is loud rn

[elder stone]

Hi hello

[light nymph]

i wouldnt admit you have that

[tired steeple]

Why not

[light nymph]

or admit that you are one

[dry pebble]

its because you are close to it

[jovial pine]

chat becoming gayer as we speak

[dry pebble]

look whos saying

[jovial pine]

not me tho

wtf

[timid zodiac]

is it just me or do these "fixes" just keep making things worse 😦

[tired steeple]

I’m in a warhammer server

[light nymph]

there are connotations that have been associated

[modest flume]

in reverse

[tired steeple]

I see

[gilded socket]

Oh…

[elder stone]

Me ong

[gilded socket]

Femboys are cringe, all should die for the emprah

FOR THE GUARD

[elder stone]

@somber stream can confirm

[tired steeple]

Wouldn’t that mean

Nevermind

[dry pebble]

you see magos they are all femboys or trans girls

[modest flume]

No, nothing wrong with femboys. This is a common misconception. We are all human, and we need to exterminate the dirty xenos scum!

[elder stone]

and together....they are warhammer

[modest flume]

Also the heretics

[tired steeple]

We’re all the same under the aquila

[maiden jacinth]

Femboys are aeldari sympathisers

[modest flume]

Can't forget those cheeky buggers

[light nymph]

i mean if we are to extrapolate out the metaphorical message of pasqal haunemans story in rogue trader-

[gilded socket]

Exactly, they just die first

[maiden jacinth]

The only small frames tolerated in this imperium are from malnutrition!

[jovial pine]

who doesn't sympathize with the erufu

[tired steeple]

What do we call you btw

[dry pebble]

the what?

[tired steeple]

I was gonna just call you tank girl

[modest flume]

Speaking from experience?

[jovial pine]

エルフ

[modest flume]

Led some valiant femboys to their deaths?

[orchid skiff]

SDF
in my language it means homeless

[modest flume]

what a sentence, wow

[maiden jacinth]

If you simp for the elf, you can walk off of the shelf

[dry pebble]

i dont speak tau let me get the translator

[gilded socket]

Wdym

[nocturne bloom]

Idc who they are, if they beat me lovingly while saying they are sorry they are the one I love the most

[orchid skiff]

real

[tired steeple]

Speak for yourself I’m gunning for that goth dark eldar woman

[dry pebble]

oh elf

[gilded socket]

Nah

[elder stone]

Ж

[dry pebble]

this i know less

[tired steeple]

Like a name

Or handle

[maiden jacinth]

Magos trying to get the shredder pegger from commaragh

[tired steeple]

Exactly!!

[elder stone]

The shredder pegger???

[maiden jacinth]

They'll be calling you the new eye of terror

[dry pebble]

yeah im gunning that goth dark eldar woman

[gilded socket]

Maxine?

[dry pebble]

👁️

xenos

[tired steeple]

Oh I

I forgot

[orchid skiff]

Sometimes I fantasize about Sister Argenta coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt
is there any hope for me

[tired steeple]

Okay I’ve been up way too late

I’ll hang around more then sleep

[final herald]

Go to bed eeper

[elder stone]

Lurk

[maiden jacinth]

Sleep, remove yourself of these deldar gf thoughts

[tired steeple]

My memory is actually fading I’m gonna get the dementitties

[elder stone]

the what

[tired steeple]

Dementitties

When old people forget a lot

[dry pebble]

daemon titties

hit the sleeping rig uncle

[gilded socket]

I FUCKING TWEAKING

[maiden jacinth]

*twinking

[modest flume]

@tight eagle What's this about Rewdy not being thirsty?

[elder stone]

I want this TWINK obliterated

[tired steeple]

I need to pee though

Can’t be bothered getting up

[dry pebble]

do it on bed

[orchid skiff]

you know what they say about snitches ?

[tired steeple]

No I cannot

[dry pebble]

you can you just dont want to

[tight eagle]

I didn't see this

Now I agree

[tired steeple]

Ny bed will be sad

[maiden jacinth]

I hope you've got real good aim then

[gilded socket]

I hate twinks

[elder stone]

Dude.......in front of your commissar...?

[modest flume]

They get paid the big bucks, as evident by the state of world events

[maiden jacinth]

If you dont want to get up

[tight eagle]

To be fair I didn't say he wasnt thirsty

😂

[maiden jacinth]

Who needs feminine features. I have ogryn

[orchid skiff]

jealous?

[elder stone]

???????

[tight eagle]

Why do u want the siste to beat u

Wtf

R u a sub or something

[orchid skiff]

it be like that sometimes

[tired steeple]

If we were in a guard regiment we would all be on the firing line

Every one of us

[nocturne bloom]

Sometimes I bribe the local bar wench with a pint until she's intoxicated enough to violently bludgeon me with said tankard while listening to my muffled love confessions

[dry pebble]

you didnt get that until now?

[tight eagle]

What do u meeaaaannn "it be like that"

[gilded socket]

I keep a picture of sister lucia in my helmet to remember why i fight in

[elder stone]

Except me, I'm cool

[dry pebble]

yes you are rewdy

[elder stone]

@ripe tangle

[tight eagle]

A bit dense with these things

I dont even know when im flirted on

[dry pebble]

well, you were

guess by who

[modest flume]

That's true. You said we're all weird, except Rewdy (instead of thirsty). This proves my point even more

[pearl halo]

i just found out there was a vostryoyan set in the game while i was gone when will that come back? 😦 😦 😦

[orchid skiff]

this still holds true

[nocturne bloom]

Decade

[tired steeple]

Not sure it will I’m ngl

The shop is like

It sucks

[modest flume]

Says the guy fantasizing about domestic abuse and stockholm syndome

[jovial pine]

何！！

[pearl halo]

goddamit!!!!

[tight eagle]

Rewdy im trying to back u up here but there's a point where I cannot follow my friend

✋️😞

[modest flume]

[orchid skiff]

nothing weird about it

[dry pebble]

my boy so thirsty he would dry up on a lake

[gilded socket]

I want someone to hold me, is this too freaky?

[orchid skiff]

ok ew

[tired steeple]

The yearning lesbian

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

Rewdy dont forget 2004

[modest flume]

Mans is so thirsty he drier than the sahara

[tight eagle]

A sister spits on him n he catches it open mouth?

[tired steeple]

Btw maxine can you ping me when you do more 153rd lore

I liked what you wrote

[orchid skiff]

"i can't follow" 2 seconds later "goes even further"

this is exactly what i'm talking about

[dry pebble]

he called you out

[gilded socket]

IM A FREAK AUUGHHH

[modest flume]

I will hold you respectually, taking into consideration your boundaries

[tired steeple]

My organs are burning

[gilded socket]

But women…

[elder stone]

Tell them to stop

[tired steeple]

Nurgle has me in his clutches

[dry pebble]

its that pipeline punch

i cant

pipeline punch is @nal sex

[tight eagle]

Hey hey I didn't say me ok n how is spit further than beating

😭

[dry pebble]

sorry

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

??????

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

The hell did i come back to?

[dry pebble]

the name of the monster energy flavour

[nocturne bloom]

Sex

[orchid skiff]

beating is more intimate and spit is dirtier

[dry pebble]

pipeline punch?

come on

[elder stone]

Im just making music rn Im a producer rn Im making bangers rn

[tight eagle]

Where the hell is the convo goinnggg

[tired steeple]

Maxineee

[tight eagle]

Intimate what the fuck

😂😂😂

[modest flume]

You want women to hold you? I will help you find someone of the appriopriate gender to fulfill your request in a respectable and non-disruptive manner, so that all parties may benefit from the satisfaction

[jovial pine]

chat so gay im glad I ain't here

[elder merlin]

Alright @inner nimbus, you know what to do

[orchid skiff]

ok kpop sure

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

What?

[tired steeple]

This

[tight eagle]

Yea idk they're all gay except us

Wanna bro kiss?

[gilded socket]

Graditudes

[dry pebble]

you want to be called gay dont you

gay boy

[jovial pine]

IM NOT GAY NOOOOOOOO

[final herald]

yes

[sweet trail]

why is melk even in the game lmao does anyone visit that guy

[final herald]

I like men

[gilded socket]

Im gonna compress it all into a file in like a month or two

[tired steeple]

Does warhammer is gay

[dry pebble]

i know what you are

[final herald]

men are so coo,

l

[elder stone]

What the fuck an I reading rn

[tired steeple]

Hardcore

[tight eagle]

Yeew like boyysss

[tired steeple]

You should kitbash minis for them

If you can

[sweet trail]

its okay to be gay

[jovial pine]

im...im.....

[final herald]

that's a dog sir

[nocturne bloom]

ZEUS!!! BRING TO ME THE WARHAMMER 40K DARKTIDE SEX UPDATE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[gilded socket]

I play as blood angels and im not ready to paint camouflage especially the kasrkin style

[dry pebble]

put on the dress boy

[tired steeple]

Fair enough

[orchid skiff]

this the same guy that tries to argue i'm weird ?

[dry pebble]

become what you strive to be

[gilded socket]

Professional girl love here

[modest flume]

BLOOD ANGELS REPRESENT

[tired steeple]

When my gf is back from her trip I shojld see about playing with her on table top simulator

[final herald]

the strange correlation between crab people and gay

[gilded socket]

WTF IS A BAD CHAPTER MASTER RAAAAGHHH

[tired steeple]

Blood angels are my favourite chapter. Sort of. My favourite are lamenters

[elder stone]

Chat should I spend 1000 USD to buy a ton of minifigures????
✅ yes ❎ no

[tired steeple]

Successor

[modest flume]

I ain't arguing shit, just laying the facts down

[tired steeple]

So

[jovial pine]

argh my pc isn't POSTing

[tired steeple]

Same thing

[modest flume]

I'm absolutely crazy

[inner nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-churchofsnails-annoyed-awkward-stare-gif-2620202931311687019

[grizzled hornet]

sex and 40k in the same sentence 💔

[jovial pine]

it's so over

[inner nimbus]

Imma just go back to my Soulmask

[orchid skiff]

it's not working straight ?

[tired steeple]

Have fun

[jovial pine]

MY PC IS GAY?????

[tired steeple]

Where’s warhammer 50k

[dry pebble]

its because he isnt

[tight eagle]

U know I learned about the primachs and I gotta say Guilliman, Leman, Vulcan, and Sanguine is my top primarchs

[final herald]

@grok is this true

[tight eagle]

Idc for the rest

[jovial pine]

throws out my pc

[tired steeple]

My gf’s favourite is ferrus manus I think

[modest flume]

wtf, where is Ferrus

[maiden jacinth]

Gimmie warhammer 0k. I want problems NOW

[tired steeple]

Mine is sanginius

[modest flume]

He died for all of our sins

[tight eagle]

Oh fuck hes cool too ur right

[gilded socket]

Guardsmen sesbian lex

[nocturne bloom]

Why no warhammer 69k

[dry pebble]

my gf is a magnus lover and want to name our dog magnus

[orchid skiff]

exactly, you can't judge normalcy

[maiden jacinth]

Whos this ferrus guy

[tight eagle]

But that flamboyant dude killed him

[tired steeple]

The dog can do no wrong

[tight eagle]

Whos now the snake dude right

[modest flume]

Judging? Nah, just stating my observation

[maiden jacinth]

You talking about side characters?

[outer jasper]

Idk

[final herald]

holy shit ferrus manus died of no head and gay

[jovial pine]

just gotta wait for my mobo to realize it isn't working and then set it to the exact same settings (it will then work)

[tired steeple]

FULGRIM REPRESENT

[orchid skiff]

your biased ones yes

[dry pebble]

im a mortarion and jagathai man myself

[tight eagle]

Fulgrim was cool why did he convert

[maiden jacinth]

I wonder how many enjoy the 14th legion here

[sweet trail]

can i just say that this game has the best laser sound effects in any game tbh

[final herald]

well I guess fulgrim's more of an omnisexual

[sweet trail]

the helbore is orgasmic

[outer jasper]

Bipolar

[modest flume]

[orchid skiff]

we have enough problems rn

[tired steeple]

Aghhh am dead

[dry pebble]

fulgrim is just sexual

just that

[gilded socket]

Do not send me your dick pics

[final herald]

true

[orchid skiff]

my finger slipped

[maiden jacinth]

What about people called richard

[orchid skiff]

sry

[maiden jacinth]

Can I send them?

[dry pebble]

alr im getting off work behave yourselfs advancedlamb is gay

[modest flume]

We can go back and forth about who is right, who is wrong, what's biased, what isn't, etc. Doesn't matter, the point is to be self-aware, which I think I am, maybe you should try it

[final herald]

"HE's a sexual"

"surprising, I thought he was-"

"No. Not 'asexual.' He's just sexual."

[tired steeple]

No it’s a reference to a thing Ninja said ages ago

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Im gonna strap you to the front of a leman russ and let your skin rub off in the jungle

[orchid skiff]

I will not.

[tired steeple]

Then he does a troll face after

[jovial pine]

I love men so much it's crazy. all I think about. I have gigabytes of male videos

[gilded socket]

Gay

[final herald]

[modest flume]

Have a safe travel home, king

[nocturne bloom]

2tb of ogryn backshots???

[jovial pine]

their uh

muscles? strongness? yeah...oh yeah.....

[modest flume]

Btw, I noticed you dropped this 🫱 👑

[final herald]

careful dude

ur gonna end up like me and feet

[tired steeple]

Okay

[final herald]

ur joking now...

[tired steeple]

Let’s talk about puppies and kittens

[jovial pine]

oh fuck is that what happens

[orchid skiff]

yes

[sweet trail]

im straight so i also like men

:)

[elder stone]

Kitties are pretty cool

[final herald]

I'm like men

[nocturne bloom]

Spoken like a true Hololive Armpits server member

[stoic dune]

it's remarkable that havoc still has the can't-join bug

[orchid skiff]

I'm straight so whatever is in my bed is a woman.

[jovial pine]

cat GIRL??

[stoic dune]

can't-queue-bug

[tired steeple]

Sure

[sweet trail]

i love them I have 2 beautiful kitties that I cherish

[final herald]

why did u remind me of this

[tired steeple]

Aw

I have 3

One lives outside

[nocturne bloom]

We've all been there

[outer jasper]

I have one car

[tired steeple]

She ate a bird recently

[orchid skiff]

a what

[final herald]

who is WE

[outer jasper]

She is bastard and I love her

[modest flume]

I appreciate whoever wishes to share their companionship with me

[jovial pine]

i like legs

am i going to become like you??

[nocturne bloom]

[final herald]

legs are nice

[elder stone]

thigh

[modest flume]

What's the guy? From Baki is he?

[final herald]

but no I didn't care for them but I am an artist who has to learn to draw things and

so like

nvm

[jovial pine]

"didn't" but what about now?

[outer jasper]

My bastard cat started shitting RIGHT NEXT to her litter box

[final herald]

don't worry

about that part

[jovial pine]

feet are deformed hands

[nocturne bloom]

Clean the box

[jovial pine]

i like hands way more

[nocturne bloom]

[outer jasper]

I DO

[final herald]

they are until you draw them

[nocturne bloom]

Wash it

[final herald]

and then they're not

[outer jasper]

SHE IS A LITTLE BASTARD

[orchid skiff]

greentext with johnny bravo

[final herald]

hands are evil spiders when you draw them

that never look right

[modest flume]

I appreciate the perfect human form that the God-Emperor bestowed upon mankind to enjoy and appreciate

[jovial pine]

that's because beauty is far harder to capture

[outer jasper]

Real and true

[orchid skiff]

that's why i get no matches on dating apps fr

[modest flume]

But women

[final herald]

you saying that before I explain that "feet are a different ballgame completely"

[nocturne bloom]

Everything is viable to those brave enough to try

[final herald]

I don't even wanna talk no more

[jovial pine]

[jovial pine]

feet can be cute

[final herald]

and-

and f-

nvm

[jovial pine]

no

[orchid skiff]

[nocturne bloom]

Try grindr

[final herald]

[outer jasper]

I don’t even know what to say anymore

Frittata

[orchid skiff]

.......

[nocturne bloom]

[final herald]

xavier renegade angular

[elder stone]

They keep asking me to play fortnite prior

[grizzled hornet]

so this is the darktide fandom

[final herald]

How did we get here

[modest flume]

40k in general probably

[nocturne bloom]

My bad

[final herald]

what did you DO

[elder stone]

bushman

[nocturne bloom]

I cant go 15 minutes without going freaktide mode

[gilded socket]

Thick thighs saved my life

[orchid skiff]

is that allowed

[jovial pine]

felinid class chat would be insane

just imagine

[orchid skiff]

mods are pretty based

[modest flume]

whot

[elder stone]

When I see scavgirl from tfw

[outer jasper]

Scratch heretics

[jovial pine]

not really

but it's one of those rules that has questionable enforcement consistency

[nocturne bloom]

Been here this long

[elder stone]

"I jest" - Lichtificus 2025

[final herald]

advanced have you ever seen wakfu

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

@elder stone did you ping me?

[elder stone]

Yes

[jovial pine]

nah, i've heard of it though

i always just assumed it was porn

[final herald]

that artstyle is very leggy-

what

it's a french anime

[jovial pine]

im built different like that

[orchid skiff]

tf

[outer jasper]

Bad

[orchid skiff]

tffffffffffffff

[elder stone]

@gilded socket said they contain a photo of you in their issued wargear

[outer jasper]

It’s FRENCH

[orchid skiff]

WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT

[outer jasper]

Those dogs

[jovial pine]

i only knew the name

what do you want from me

[final herald]

obligatory question:

Are you joking, or are you just damaged

[foggy whale]

why are some people so bitter and just bitch if you don't play the way they want to xd

[jovial pine]

code lyoko is the only french anime ive watched

[grizzled hornet]

because they’re bad

[outer jasper]

You’d like to know wouldn’t you

[orchid skiff]

i like code lyoko and i think wakfu is better

[nocturne bloom]

French mentioned, scatter gang

[elder stone]

Some people hate fun and puppies

[outer jasper]

Yeah

[modest flume]

Eyy that's a blast from the past

Totally Spies is also French

[orchid skiff]

my ex had wakfu saved on a hdd and we watched it

[foggy whale]

frfr

[final herald]

erm yeah that's why I asked

[tired inlet]

In mmorpgs, the standard response is: "you don't pay my sub"

[jovial pine]

totally spies...i should watch that in the background

[modest flume]

That spin-off Marvin something or another too

[final herald]

wakfu is much better

[foggy whale]

I'm writing that down

[elder stone]

When are we gonna be scavs together

[final herald]

totally spies was designed to give children difficult adult lives and I will take no other resaoning

[elder stone]

(in TFW)

[modest flume]

If it's not Canadian animation, it's usually French

[final herald]

french stuff is unapologetically "not solely for kids"

[orchid skiff]

is that why you have a dancing rat pfp now

[nocturne bloom]

When work stops sucking the life from me

[final herald]

canadian stuff....

[gilded socket]

Im so sleepy

[final herald]

....is just weird as fuck

[elder stone]

Oh.....ur one of them employmentphiles.....

I hope you a swift recovery

[final herald]

that fucking word

[nocturne bloom]

JOB MENTIONED

[outer jasper]

NO

How will I be unemployed if I’m employed

[elder stone]

quit

[nocturne bloom]

Rest

[modest flume]

The meme of that girl saying "That smile.. that damned smile"

[outer jasper]

You make a compelling offer

[elder stone]

Then sleep

[modest flume]

But it's a picture of Soldier from TF2 going: GET A JOB!

[outer jasper]

However I need to feed my addiction

[grizzled hornet]

stay awake

[outer jasper]

To warhammer

[elder stone]

Seasonal jobs

You only work for a bit

[round mica]

jumping into hersy after havoc 40 and feeling like a god while the noobies watch in awe

dopamine

[nocturne bloom]

I just sent an application in for a better job yesterday actually, has union benefits and 83% prescription coverage on its insurance

[jovial pine]

i try to have a slideshow wallpaper for the first time in my life and the w11 virtual desktop feature (which i only started using like 3 weeks ago) happens to totally break slideshow wallpapers

[outer jasper]

Job fucking suck

[modest flume]

I genuinely wish you good luck

[outer jasper]

Let me be free

[modest flume]

May you prosper

[elder stone]

WHAT?????

[tired inlet]

"How many Aquilas is this havoc run worth to you?"

[nocturne bloom]

50/50, I have 3 letters of recommendation so its hit or miss

[tired inlet]

This man is aacribing unto the Labor Theorey of Value. Get 'em before he syndicalizes the means of production!

[tired inlet]

They be creepin'

[elder stone]

you WHAT the duck???????

[tired inlet]

Got him some grapes

[outer jasper]

I ate duck

[foggy whale]

I wish it would've been a havoc run :D

[modest flume]

May you have your desired job, may you be able to grow and improve your life

[outer jasper]

Yummy

[elder stone]

dkuc

[orchid skiff]

wallpaper engine?

[jovial pine]

is this a suggestion or a question

[outer jasper]

Anyways Mr job please let me leave I want to enjoy being alive

[orchid skiff]

sugg

[jovial pine]

i thought of that...

[tired inlet]

Deez

[elder stone]

I use wallpaper engine

its good

[gilded socket]

Nooo

[elder stone]

lots of weird stuff on the workshop

[jovial pine]

does wallpaper engine work with the virtual desktop feature?

[modest flume]

Joined a friend helping a new player leveling up in Heresy, destroyed the map, including soloing the DH, and he says "ok well you're just blessed by the Emperor"

[orchid skiff]

affirmative

[orchid skiff]

affirmative...

[elder stone]

Ive learnt to just not open the workshop

[nocturne bloom]

Think of all the wamen you can dream of though

[jovial pine]

i have my own images and videos i dont need no peon workshop suggestions

[outer jasper]

Bro thinks he’s John helldiver