general-chat

[hard gorge]

or that they were taking cover

and not just marching into bullets

[tired steeple]

Arbites is most popular rn

Followed by zealot

Then get

[wintry fog]

Just a very fashy bunch tbh, especially their lore

[tired steeple]

Vet

[hard gorge]

Honestly I see a pretty even mix of both, but i'd say ogryn

[ripe tangle]

@hard gorge this is how you know they never read any of the books

[tired steeple]

I mean I like when the evil fascists are evil fascists

But like

[wintry fog]

Same, it's just some people miss the more crucial messages and satire

[tired steeple]

I need to go “can you believe these guys?” With a big cartoon expression when I say anything positive about krieg

[ripe tangle]

in the books, thr Guard are rarely depicted as just throwing men away for nothing, casualties are usually just insanely high because fighting planetary threats against most of the stuff the Imperium fights warrants that, especially if you’re on a technological decline/stagnation.

[rich dawn]

Do we have some info about how much classes will be in the game or how often they will be add a new class?

[ripe tangle]

The whole “Guardsmen only live for ten seconds” thing is just a fun exaggeration

more than a lore-based reality

[wintry fog]

I mean, probably the same as Arbites, since that's the first class they've added since release.

[round mica]

That was on a certain battlefield and it was 15 mins was the average

[tired steeple]

The imperial guard is a meat grinder but the result is yummy

[ripe tangle]

though your chances of getting killed as a Guardsman are still REALLY fucking high

[hard gorge]

I like Krieg for the tragedy they are- soldiers, if not teens, raised to believe they have to die, they MUST die, for their ancestor's crimes. There is no penance but death, and they've already gone through hellish training just to die on another planet in the future. There is no thanks for their work, no celebration, only the grim attrition that will eventually grind them all to dust

[tired steeple]

Like they die a lot but each death is at least for something

[gilded socket]

Question, idk how to write kore about a regiment that has no lore other than being mentioned in a war

[rich dawn]

I mean, game looks completed rn so more time to make a new classes

[tired steeple]

Just do whatever you want

[somber stream]

Are we talking shit about Krieg chat

[hard gorge]

the Guard is generally supposed to not do human wave tactics too- they pound the fuck out of the enemy with artillery, send in vehicles, then the infantry is supposed to move in the mop up pockets of resistance

[wintry fog]

I hope so, I want my Dwarven (Kin) Mercenary

[gilded socket]

There’s literally nothing on the moebian 153rd

[wintry fog]

and those weirdos in the corner want ratlings

[hard gorge]

urist McElfcrusher

[tired steeple]

Then use your own mind

[somber stream]

Ratling is based

[hard gorge]

40k is made for homebrewing shit

its for Your Dudes

[somber stream]

But i prefer Felinids

[ripe tangle]

as you can imagine, a lot of their lore took direct inspiration from reading “All Quiet on the Western Front” which takes a pretty similar morbid approach when talking about war, especially since it was written in a time when society glorified it, but this was written by an actual great war veteran who hated it.

[round mica]

Nah vet psyker and zealot trees need rework I heard the games gonna be like summer in school the rest of the year no classes

[gilded socket]

Thats harddd

[hard gorge]

im biased though cause i still want a tech-adept

or a skitarii

or a tech priest

i wish 40k media showed how scary it is to fight admech, though

[modern bobcat]

TAKE NO COMFORT

THERE IS NONE

[hard gorge]

Pasqual was pretty cool in RT though

[modern bobcat]

INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING

[ripe tangle]

AdMech weapons are insane bruh

[hard gorge]

i loved his depiction

[simple drum]

I second this

[tired steeple]

Guard are my third favourite faction just throwing it out

[round mica]

Half of the game is too strong the other half is really lacking the last thing we need rn is more classes imo

[wintry fog]

Fr, give us creepy cyborg spider heretics

[ripe tangle]

@hard gorge if it means anything, I’m a Sisters fan and they’re often depicted by the fandom incorrectly from lore too.

[modern bobcat]

Heretek or Dogmatic pasqal?

[ripe tangle]

and you probably already know this

[somber stream]

Wait now that i think about it, Steel Legion is just German but less edgy

Mechanized Bliztkrieg, Fallschirmjäger helm. But speak English

[round mica]

Steel legion is just kreig w different paintscheme

[somber stream]

The bolt insignia on the arm is sus af

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna eat your toes bro

[round mica]

Sorry other way around

Steel legion was first

[somber stream]

Krieg was first Steel legion

Then they got pimped

We're da OG

[round mica]

Ya

[stoic mirage]

havoc is soo bugged

[ripe tangle]

They’re mechanized based though, and using a lightning bolt to symbolize shock and speed in armored units is common in many armies, including the US, British, and German armies irl.

[round mica]

The game rn is so bugged for me

[hard gorge]

think about fighting the admech:

You think you've finally escaped the main battle. you've seen your forces get crushed with perfectly coordinated firing lines, the way the skitarii march like toy soldiers, raising their weapons in unison and firing perfect trajectories right into the heads of your soldiers. giant, heavy tracked servitors blasted your armor to pieces with plasma, and the Pteraxxi knowing who exactly to pick off. The rangers snipe your backline, each shot blowing holes right between the eyes of the officers.

And as you rest, trying to gather your wounded and scattered army, blue lights appear over the hill. pairs of blue lights, the unblinking eyes of the rangers see you, and their march cant be stopped. They split into columns with a word, marching perfectly, robotic, and raise their guns to finish you off- a coordinated strike.

[tired steeple]

You’ll also probably get hit by a gun that’s gonna melt you from the inside

With radiation

So that’ll be fun

[hard gorge]

Ruststalkers weave between infantry, plunging swords into them and moving on to the next, dodging and blocking with timing so efficient you'd swear they knew everything you were going to do. Infiltrators will make enemies drop to their knees, incapacitated by their mere presence

[somber stream]

Yes but, it's round and one verticle bolt

The similarity is there

[hard gorge]

Both, really

[hard gorge]

either way theyre pretty different

[ripe tangle]

better than using two verticle bolts…

[round mica]

Pascals my fav character on rouge trader

[somber stream]

Should've used 3 smh

[hard gorge]

Steel legion are based heavily on massive mechanized warfrare tactics, Krieg is good for wars of attrition

[ripe tangle]

Then they’d be representing Adidas

[tired steeple]

Someone bring up grav guns

Those things are funky

[hard gorge]

i love me ork guns tbh

[ripe tangle]

wait

[somber stream]

I see no problem with this, based

[round mica]

No yeah I'm saying tho people started painting steel* legion differently and that's how krieg came about

[ripe tangle]

I just thought of something funny

[hard gorge]

also @ripe tangle
Sisters do be pretty wonky in lore, you were right

[tired steeple]

My favourite are druhkari weapons cause uhh I unbo they’re cool

Sister blood on grey knights

[hard gorge]

my girlfriend loves the Drukhari and the Khorne units

[tired steeple]

Glad they got rid of that

[hard gorge]

she really loves super evil fuckers

[ripe tangle]

Imagine an Ork army where they just act like those slav-squat guys and wear adidas track suits

[tired steeple]

Yeah they’re fun. I specifically like their weapons

[hard gorge]

big spikey evil guys with skulls

[somber stream]

OI CHEEKI BREEKI BLYAD

[tired steeple]

My favourite weapon in the setting is the power sword but

I love the sound guns

Whatever you call them

[hard gorge]

sonic weapons?

emperor's children stuff?

THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH

[gaunt wind]

Noise Marines

[tired steeple]

Noise marines are my favourite unit in the setting as well

[hard gorge]

I had a homebrew character that was a normal ass mortal elevated to eldar-level reflexes and strength by slaanesh purely as an insult to the eldar

[tired steeple]

Leman russ’ following after. The tank not the guy

Yeah Slaanesh would do that lol

[round mica]

I like the deathcult assasins

[hard gorge]

ok whats everyone's favorite primarch, loyalist and heretic?

[tired steeple]

Loyalist mm

Sanguinius

[round mica]

Oof thats a hard one

[tired steeple]

Heretic hmm

[somber stream]

I know only the guard, everything other than that is above my paygrade

[gaunt wind]

The Lion and Peter Turbo

[tired steeple]

Surprisingly I don’t think it’s Fulgrim

[hard gorge]

Loyalist it's Lion'el, Heretic its gotta be Perturabo

[round mica]

Angrons my favorite heretic

[gaunt wind]

based

[ripe tangle]

tis a trick to get me to confess heretical thoughts, I know better, I am loyal only to the Emperor.

[round mica]

Oh damn perty

Forgot about him

I'd have to go w dorn

[hard gorge]

my top 3 loyalists are Corax, Lion'el, and Jaghatai
Top 3 hereretics are Perty, Alpharius, and Konrad

[round mica]

For loyalist

[gaunt wind]

Perturabo carried the heretics

[round mica]

Ah heck jagathai is a Chad too

[hard gorge]

"I like the dad, not the sons!"

[ripe tangle]

My favorite loyalist is you.

[gaunt wind]

[somber stream]

[tired steeple]

I think my favourite heretical primarch is Angron

[somber stream]

Blessed

[round mica]

Angrons abit more understandable than the rest imo

[tired steeple]

Which surprises me cause I don’t care much for world eaters marines

[hard gorge]

Perty was just a stupid idiot who took all the shit jobs and just grumbled to himself. He wanted glory and recognition, yet did nothing to actually show off his talents. the man was an insane tactician, architect, artisan, etc. but he just... didnt do shit to actually show it to people

[uncut bone]

Uhh , so fatshark just nerf our dogg?

[somber stream]

Is Angry marine still around

[round mica]

Perty had the worst fights out of everyone

[uncut bone]

Guys , did fatshark just nerf our doggo?

[somber stream]

No?

[round mica]

His marines fought seige warfare where marines where dropping in hundreds

Like real attrition warfare

[uncut bone]

Then me happy

[sand coyote]

my game crashes after round now

[hard gorge]

Angron is a tragedy: the man simply wanted to die with his brothers in battle, yet big E saved him and not his comrades. He grew up a slave and a killer, and couldnt really figure out how to interact normally. That, and he saw big E as a tyrant just like the lords he fought against

[somber stream]

They won't nerf arbies yet

[sand coyote]

Weird

[somber stream]

For the next 2 months at least, still need to milk

[uncut bone]

[hard gorge]

Curze and Sanguinius have an interesting contrast: both were pyskers and both could see the future, but whereas Sanguinius would see a brighter future, Konrad would only see the worst to come. Sanguinius would see a world safe and happy, while Konrad would see the worst a criminal was capable of

[somber stream]

I like you more when you were Frank

[round mica]

Man konrad just sucks

[hard gorge]

Fulgrim just jerked off one too many times

[round mica]

Brother you can change "na I dontwanna

[hard gorge]

like at least fucking Mortarion converted to Nurgle to save his sons

[hard gorge]

he let himself die so he could prove to himself that he NEEDED, was FATED to be a horrible monster, and it wasnt a decision he made himself

[uncut bone]

Remember meeeeee

[sand coyote]

someone else has the problem where the game crashes at the ending?

[hard gorge]

and Ferrus Manus is just
he exists'

well

not anymore

[gaunt wind]

He lost his head

[round mica]

He must have gone mad somewhere along the way tbh

[hard gorge]

its implied he's part of the legion of the damned though, i dont remember where but there's mention ofthe legion being led by a giant with silver arms, referred to as "The tenth son of a dying empire, so briefly reborn in his father's immolating wrath"

which i think is really fucking cool

[round mica]

Even fulgrim knew he messed up when that happened w ferrus

[gaunt wind]

Ferrus Manus showing up with the legion of the damned would be dope especially if one of the living sons is present

[wintry fog]

Napoleonis Dynamatus

[uncut bone]

Damn , the. New cosmetic in da shop look really good

[somber stream]

Buy

[ripe tangle]

is it possible to kill Nurgle’s followers by simply forcing them to shower?

[somber stream]

For the next cycle is slop

[hard gorge]

i think you just get nurgle soup from the runoff

[uncut bone]

Wish I could buy that , steam was banned in my country

[ripe tangle]

gross….

[somber stream]

Wiat what

How?

[round mica]

Steams banned in your country?

[hard gorge]

also isnt it implied that like, Dorn and Perty are both just massively autistic?

[wintry fog]

At the very LEAST you have to get it for zealot

[round mica]

Where you from?

[uncut bone]

Yeah

[somber stream]

I might have a workaround for ye

[uncut bone]

Vietnam

[somber stream]

Change DNS

I have a friend there

Guy can buy normally

[uncut bone]

Hm

[ripe tangle]

Remember friends, a shower a day, keeps Nurgle away.

[uncut bone]

Real

[somber stream]

Nah, shower once every 2 day

[hard gorge]

golden showers worship nurgle, though

[somber stream]

Unless you work outside

[hard gorge]

and slaanesh to a degree

[uncut bone]

Well still can see the steam shop but the payment options was uhhhh less the usual,

[ripe tangle]

I actually do shower daily, but my irl job has me sweaty and sticky despite it being indoors

[somber stream]

Yeah no shower daily in that case

[hard gorge]

@ripe tangle
what is your opinion on hot sweaty repentia sisters

[uncut bone]

[round mica]

I sometimes shower twice a day but usually once

[wintry fog]

in north america we waste a lot more water, mainly due to access to huge lakes

[ripe tangle]

They’re seeking penance, I admire that.

I may join them voluntarily one day.

[uncut bone]

Saltzpyre please, gift me the cosmetics bundle, and my ravaged body is yours sigmar

[somber stream]

Long as you can pay via Visa, it should be possible

Also don't ask for things

[round mica]

Getting a bit heretical in here

[uncut bone]

Kek , I don't have visa

[somber stream]

Make one?

Or does Vietnam ban Visa as well

[uncut bone]

I agreed, I really hate asking for things

[hard gorge]

the V in Visa stands for Vietnam

[ripe tangle]

half of the country has too much water, the other half runs out every year.

[uncut bone]

It's very inconvenience

[somber stream]

🫵

Sound like a you problem mate

[uncut bone]

V , don't fear the reaper

[delicate vapor]

[uncut bone]

Doro

[ripe tangle]

is Vietnam a good country to visit?

[uncut bone]

Welp , imma ask my bank to made a visa , I'll be back

[ripe tangle]

I hear it’s an awesome place to go as a tourist

[uncut bone]

Yes

[somber stream]

Yes-ish

Depends on where you go

[uncut bone]

Da nang for beach , ha noi for streets

[somber stream]

I regret coming to their capital

[ripe tangle]

I’d like to go

[modern bobcat]

Ok finished a Havoc

[ripe tangle]

it’s on my list

[modern bobcat]

thank you doggo

[uncut bone]

Hah , you must come to da nang , beautiful beaches and etc over here

[modern bobcat]

thank you lex

[somber stream]

I've been to Hanoi, Halong Bay and the uhh

What's the southern city agai

[ripe tangle]

is da nang where the one bridge is that looks like it’s being held up by giant stone hands?

[ripe tangle]

Ho Chi Minh?

[modern bobcat]

Ho Chi Minh?

[marsh iris]

come to Nox Alpha

[somber stream]

Yeah that!

[modern bobcat]

Oi

[modern bobcat]

Formerly Saigon

[somber stream]

Oh i know the story

My guy there made sure i did

[uncut bone]

Ha not capital for streets, good food , da nang beach , south like saigon Bar and pub

[somber stream]

I also visited coochi

[uncut bone]

Củ chi

[round mica]

I'd like to thank the veitnamies for instant noodle
Thank u

[somber stream]

The ammo for the gun is a scam, don't fall for it

[ripe tangle]

ngl, I’d love to check out all of the above

[somber stream]

$60 for 10 round of AK

[uncut bone]

Ehh , you can choose wherever you want to come , but if you like to dip in liquid salt then come to da nang

[ripe tangle]

I live in the US, if I want to fire an AK, I just need to go to a ||this message has been redacted due to do offensive content.||

[uncut bone]

LMAOO

[somber stream]

ATF got the sister, rip

[uncut bone]

YOU fall into the oldest trick in cu chi

[gilded socket]

I used my head!

[uncut bone]

Sorry for that tho , licht

[somber stream]

Np, was good fun in Vietnam

The food was helth

[uncut bone]

Did you try Pho

[somber stream]

I prefer the rice

[ripe tangle]

I love Pho

[somber stream]

With the uhh

ribs?

[ripe tangle]

that and Banh Mi

[somber stream]

And egg stuff

[gilded socket]

Banh mi is good

[uncut bone]

Nice ( hope it's wasn't Vegan )

[round mica]

Banh mi is great

[uncut bone]

Come to ha noi I can show you around

[somber stream]

I wish they had Banh Mi in Germany

[gilded socket]

Not a sandwich girly much but a Peanut butter sandwich makes me happy

[ripe tangle]

would love that, maybe one day

[gilded socket]

(Ihate jelly)

[uncut bone]

Ah , I just ask my bank , I can open a visa account for free

[somber stream]

Now go make a Visa and spend for the Emperor

[uncut bone]

Dms me when you made up your mind

[uncut bone]

YES SAH

[somber stream]

That's not Banh mi that i know

[uncut bone]

Embedded failed

[somber stream]

The shame

[ripe tangle]

wrong gif and also forgot what server I was on lol

[uncut bone]

That's look like a subway sandwich

[round mica]

Hold on

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/preparing-banh-mi-matty-matheson-cookin-somethin-vietnams-crispiest-pork-banh-mi-adding-vegetables-gif-3752499330254235027

[uncut bone]

NOW WE'RE TALKING

🔥 🔥

BANH MI FOR BANH MI GOD

Extraaaaa meat for the emperor

🔥

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Great, having kebab for lunch ig

[uncut bone]

Kebab guy

[delicate vapor]

i got mini pizza

[ripe tangle]

Pho is also good

[sand coyote]

wtf is going on

[round mica]

Kebabs go hard

[ripe tangle]

I love my Pho with ribeye and extra sriracha

[uncut bone]

Oho , I can show you the best pho restaurant in ha noi so your money will well spent

[somber stream]

Lotsa Vietnamese in US i heard?

[round mica]

Never tried pho

[ripe tangle]

There are, especially in California and Texas

[somber stream]

I heard Pho = hoe in Vietnamese

[uncut bone]

BANH MI FOR BANH MI GOD , EXTRAAAA SAUCE FOR THE EMPEROR

[ripe tangle]

the two states I have called home tbh

[uncut bone]

Yep

[somber stream]

[uncut bone]

We're...We're talk about that later

[somber stream]

Yee haw sister

[delicate vapor]

this vodka is destroying me

[uncut bone]

Yee haw , I got the comestic bundleee

[silver mango]

The boltgun is so fun to use when you don't have to care about ammo

[uncut bone]

Now I can cosplay as saltzpyre

[somber stream]

For the Emperor

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to Vietnam, always wanted to go there though, that and Thailand

I’ve already been to Japan and South Korea

had a great time in both countries tbh

[uncut bone]

Beware of lady boy in Thailand

[round mica]

I wanna go malasia

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

For the food ❤️

[silver mango]

That's exactly why I want to go to Thailand

[uncut bone]

Uncle Roger

[somber stream]

Muslim bombed bangkok while i was staying in Thailand

[uncut bone]

Ky arse still hurt

[ripe tangle]

What’s wrong with Lady Boy?

[sand coyote]

man I just randomly opened discord 😭 but Bahn mi is nice yes

[uncut bone]

Uhhhh uhhh , you know

[round mica]

He's a great chef

[delicate vapor]

[mental jasper]

is +2stam on melee good

[uncut bone]

Quân , á đù

Gặp đồng hương

[ripe tangle]

I don’t have intentions to sex lady boys, but if they want to do whatever the fuck it is lady boys do that isn’t that idrc

[mental jasper]

okay

[delicate vapor]

[uncut bone]

Wassup

[silver mango]

Bruh why am I getting Aegis station 3 times in a row

[uncut bone]

I get phage tree mission 4 times in a row ,

Kayex with lady brams is so funny lmao

[silver mango]

Scan the thingies, wagie

[ripe tangle]

Kayex is daddy

[somber stream]

[uncut bone]

I like morrow more

[somber stream]

Guy is old enough to be your great grandfather

[silver mango]

Morrow is dad

Not daddy

[ripe tangle]

How old even am I?

[mental jasper]

so is +2 stam for melee good or no

[somber stream]

Sounds like 30 imo

[uncut bone]

Is kayex a skitari or just a normal tech priest like hadron ?

[ripe tangle]

I’ve travelled the warp so many times, I’m not even sure my chronological and biological ages match anymore.

[somber stream]

TEch priest

[obtuse oak]

skitarii can't talk

[uncut bone]

Sorry , I'm still new to wh40k

[obtuse oak]

hadron is a techno-archaeologist, kayex is an enginseer

[delicate vapor]

woah

[obtuse oak]

she's a scientist, he's a mechanic

[gilded socket]

Well hello

[obtuse oak]

well, "scientist". insofar as the admech have scientists.

she does research.

[ripe tangle]

Which one would have control of a bunch of Skitarii?

[obtuse oak]

the ones running forge worlds, I think.

[gilded socket]

It is i

[somber stream]

So Skiitari as a class is off the table

[obtuse oak]

oh and uhh the uhhhhh

[somber stream]

Who want to play as a mute

Nvm alot actually

[obtuse oak]

explorator fleets

the guys who run those have skitarii regiments I think.

[ripe tangle]

Not really, Gloriana could always come through.

[uncut bone]

So , a skitarii is like a servitor but deluxe pro max edition?

[somber stream]

SoB please

[obtuse oak]

but hadron is just a lone girl working for the inquisition. she already petitioned mars for reinforcements and was denied. maybe they'll take an interest because of moebian steel being rediscovered though

[round mica]

Servitors are for labour

[obtuse oak]

yeah sorta. just super mechanized soldiers.

a servitor is lobotomized, skitarii aren't but they are enslaved to the will of their commanding tech-priest iirc.

[somber stream]

Lore dump

[modern bobcat]

the Mechanicus won't be interested unless we find the STC for a toilet sea cover or something

[uncut bone]

There is no happiness in 40k ?

[obtuse oak]

no

[ripe tangle]

imagine a Skitarii class in the future, all quotes are just binary beeping and muffled screams

[somber stream]

[obtuse oak]

the only happiness in the imperium is when you die for the emperor.

[uncut bone]

Erm , can I get a sister of battle dlc class in future pls

[modern bobcat]

the Tau were unequivocally happy, but then GW decided that wasn't allowed any longer

[ripe tangle]

Probably not

[somber stream]

Actually im with him

Very plausible

[ripe tangle]

Sisters of Battle are too Elite for Tertium I think

[uncut bone]

So what are the normal imperium citizens do to entertain ?

[obtuse oak]

vet, zealot and arbites are already pretty similar to each other, sister of battle is possible as another non-reject class but i struggle to see what they would bring to the table gameplay-wise that isnt already done

[somber stream]

HEAVY WEAPON

[modern bobcat]

worship the emperor, drink amasec and die in his name

[obtuse oak]

oh well there's the carnival district that we see in the game, right? the nightlife district.

[fiery wave]

Why not just not die instead?

[obtuse oak]

citizens do drugs and watch gladiators kill each other for entertainment.

[ripe tangle]

It probably varies between social class, location in the hive, and which world you’re on.

[somber stream]

We have yet to wield the Heavy Bolter in FPS

[modern bobcat]

It's WWE with extra steps

[somber stream]

There's also the Heavy melta and flammer

[uncut bone]

Sounds very close to khrone and slannesh I believe

[obtuse oak]

why do you think imperial citizens fall to chaos constantly

[uncut bone]

[uncut bone]

Out of despair?

[modern bobcat]

the dental insurance plan is better

[amber delta]

[obtuse oak]

despair, temptation, anger, you name it.

[hardy wren]

I demand one and one thing only . Buff psykers
We must hug the warp for more power

[modern bobcat]

nurgle gives you extra teeth for free

[hardy wren]

[ripe tangle]

Why do you need entertainment when you can just pray and train and spar with your Sisters all day?

….wait, I may be not be the best person to ask.

[obtuse oak]

"spar"

[modern bobcat]

and Slaanesh be giving that vagina dentata fr

[obtuse oak]

😏

[fiery wave]

Look, join Slaanesh(Tzeentch), we have expanded holo arcades with every possible simulations to play.

[uncut bone]

[fiery wave]

"Spar" in bed? I see, sister, I see.

[ripe tangle]

I’ll purge you in Holy Fire, don’t tempt me.

[uncut bone]

Hey why is my pal having claws for arms and chicken legs

[modern bobcat]

bad acid

[delicate vapor]

[uncut bone]

So , if I drink this , emprah will love me? , sah?

[fiery wave]

Oh? You know it to be true.

[uncut bone]

It's so sad that ogryn can fall to chaos

[fiery wave]

Stop having questionable plants.

[ripe tangle]

Look, just because me and my Sister Superior occasionally have a Mortification of the Flesh ceremony doesn’t mean we engage in Sapphic activities.

[fiery wave]

They follow their bosses.

[uncut bone]

[fiery wave]

Sure, we believe you. Smug grin.

[uncut bone]

Bodyguard ogryn va my beloved ❤️

[uncut bone]

Uuh why do I see purple light, sah?

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I for once, vouch for abhuman to be in Darktide

[ripe tangle]

Which one?

[somber stream]

Felinid, of course

[ripe tangle]

I think a Beastman would be cool

or a Ratling, or a Longshank

[somber stream]

Ratling is too short unfortunately

[uncut bone]

What , what is a felinid

[ripe tangle]

Cat people

[somber stream]

Fatshark said they won't add short people

[uncut bone]

Bardin

[uncut bone]

But vermintide has bardin tho

[ripe tangle]

ngl people always imagine Felinids as if it’s an anime catgirl, I personally always pictured something closer to a Khajiit

[uncut bone]

Huh

[somber stream]

Different maps

[amber delta]

ratlings are not comparable to dwarfs

[somber stream]

No we recently have confirmation of their potential appearance

[modern bobcat]

female arbites

named...

ALEXA

[ripe tangle]

somewhere between Khajiit and the Cat people from Doctor Who

[mossy spindle]

you simply grow new ones

[ripe tangle]

oh?

[mossy spindle]

not where you expect them but hey

[somber stream]

"Xenologist Janus Draik recorded a discussion with Kroot Mercenary Dahyak Grekh, in which the Kroot described felinids as cool in the face of the most brutal opposition, and as some of the most efficient killers in an Astra Militarum regiment. However, he ultimately found it difficult to distinguish one human from another and as such felinids, to Kroot eyes, looked no different from the rest of humanity"

[somber stream]

ANIME CAT GIRLS GW PLEASE

[ripe tangle]

but a Kroot thinks everything that isn’t Kroot looks like “not a Kroot”

[uncut bone]

I'm still new to the lore , how strong is an ogryn? , like can a ogryn beat a space marine or orks?

[ripe tangle]

no other description needed

[uncut bone]

I'm still learning 40k stuff BTW

[somber stream]

One can dream sister, one can dream

[mossy spindle]

the rest of humanity probably including ogryn or space marines

[somber stream]

No

[marsh iris]

probably just humans with shortfur

[mossy spindle]

yes

[modern bobcat]

Ogryn are very strong, but supposedly very dumb

[somber stream]

And, cat ears

Essential

[brisk hinge]

they'd give a space marine without his armour a tough fight. If the space marine is in his armour, then no

[modern bobcat]

Their strength is comparable to an Ork Nob or a Space Marine but they got none of the tactical know-how

[gilded socket]

They got me slaving away at the lore manufacturorum factorium

[modern bobcat]

but also a bit weaker I think?

[tacit geode]

They could beat both

[amber delta]

yes and yes, ogryn is stronger than a space marine and could rip him in half, but space marine has the edge in training and discipline

[tacit geode]

Infact there's a good story of 4 ogryns beating a purestrain to death lol

[modern bobcat]

Space Marine's also have Ceramite armour

[mossy spindle]

An Ogryn is physically stronger than a space marine, and apparently one Ogryn can split a space marine in half, even with his power armor , but uuh, they're dumb

[marsh iris]

ogryn opening spacemarines like

[uncut bone]

Really? , where can I read that

[modern bobcat]

so unless the ogryn has a can opener...

[brisk hinge]

ogryns can be very resourceful with their weapons, to be fair

[marsh iris]

unpack the goodies inside

😋

[uncut bone]

[tacit geode]

Cult of the spiral dawn it's only a little excerpt

[fiery wave]

Purple?

[mossy spindle]

he can just grab the arm and remove it from it's socket, simple no can opener needed

[modern bobcat]

[amber delta]

if Cawl is so smart why did he not make primaris marines out of ogryns hmm

[modern bobcat]

Suck out the meat like he's eating a lobster tail?

[somber stream]

Enemy, mine

[marsh iris]

like crabs, suck out the meat

[uncut bone]

What about them orks

[somber stream]

Sounds kinda lewd, that line. Or my brain is fried

[ripe tangle]

Because Ogryn have the IQ of a three year old

[modern bobcat]

If the Imperium could weaponise Ogryn dna

[gilded socket]

Why make football players out of kids with down syndrome

[mossy spindle]

Yees, press the big man into juice out of the arm !

[fiery wave]

Oh, she's probably doing the sisterly thing of sharing in each others' pain and then "sleeping" together.

[mossy spindle]

TBH I do wonder what would happen if someone tried to turn an ogryn into a space marine

[modern bobcat]

Why does Elios get the best emojis and gifs

[uncut bone]

Really wish we could have more ogryn weapons in future

[ripe tangle]

Who told you about that!?!

[amber delta]

a three year old with strength of a dreadnought

[ripe tangle]

Slander

[oblique canyon]

Hello, what is the appropriate channel to ask for Strike Team Group ups? Havocs?

[modern bobcat]

Vox Region LFG

[mossy spindle]

the #vox-lfg area

[fiery wave]

Oggies are stronger than the avg SM, they just lack the finesse and tactics a SM has.

[ripe tangle]

Karien you’re slandering me and my Sisters, uou should be ashamed.

[somber stream]

Barely work, if at all

[gilded socket]

They lack everything else

[uncut bone]

[modern bobcat]

I beat my Arbites Havoc 28 with some randoms

[somber stream]

Best way is to annoy people till they agree to play with you

[uncut bone]

Luv our big man

[hard star]

Get an ogryn to sit still

[modern bobcat]

dunno why my rank got reset 😦

[mossy spindle]

finesse, tactics, gear , organs etc ...

[gilded socket]

Yurp

[modern bobcat]

more organs = more ogryn snax

[uncut bone]

At least they're BIG

[gilded socket]

Big isnt better

[amber delta]

muscle beats mind

[uncut bone]

Luv our big man

[fiery wave]

Look, I know a sister, she's still sleeping with her sisters and an Eldar farseer.

[gilded socket]

I dont like ogryns

[somber stream]

I have 2 very capable Ogryn in my disposal

[modern bobcat]

that isn't what your wife told me

[delicate vapor]

[uncut bone]

Awh , okay

[somber stream]

Until i run out of rashun for them of course

[gilded socket]

If i had one in the first place

[modern bobcat]

look, work with me here. i got one joke.

[ripe tangle]

Could I insentivize an Ogryn to lift something heavy for me with the promise of a wheelbarrow full of Grox Organs?

[somber stream]

Yes

[gilded socket]

No i work alone

[somber stream]

Could do with less, tbh

[gilded socket]

This is why im not married

[modern bobcat]

You could get an Ogryn to lift something just by saying "Please lift this for me large one"

[delicate vapor]

alcohol time

[modern bobcat]

they're friendly and kind 🙂

[somber stream]

Marry thyself to the Emperor, for he is the only love thy need

[delicate vapor]

krak grenades pls

[fiery wave]

Gear might depend personally. They can get armor (Enforcer stuff for example) and guns that'll shatter the arms/shoulders/chests of most ppl.

[uncut bone]

I just learned that ogryn is very loyal, like loyal till dead

Luv our big guy

[fiery wave]

How is the truth slander, hrm?

[modern bobcat]

An Ogryn would use his Sergeant's dead body as a club to kill his enemies, then eat him out of respect

[ripe tangle]

please, when we share pain with one another, it’s not for sexual gratification, it’s a means of bonding and camaradery, a chance to endure and sacrifice for one’s faith.

[somber stream]

Is true, i was the Sergeant

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Hey, Eli, want a box of kraks?

[uncut bone]

Wait what

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Idk, sounds kinda kinky to me sister

[fiery wave]

And you "bond" after, sharing in each other. A warm comfort after you know.

[ripe tangle]

It’s not meant to be!

[gilded socket]

I wanna share pain with a sister of battle

[ripe tangle]

Well uhhhh…

[somber stream]

And i'm not supposed to be a reject, yet here we are

[mossy spindle]

Then stop with the god damn whip while being half naked

[marsh iris]

cant breed with a broth carcass

[ripe tangle]

No, it’s necessary!

[fiery wave]

Here, have it. And a melon on the side.Hands over the box of kraks and a melon.

[somber stream]

[uncut bone]

[delicate vapor]

why a melon

sus

[uncut bone]

Sextus minoris , what a why to code a name

[fiery wave]

Is just what I packed into the crates this time round. Nothing more.

[gilded socket]

I need to share pain who can be there for me

[delicate vapor]

[modern bobcat]

I want these Praetorian Guard Ogryns: https://scontent.fper5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/492739825_1230517749079331_5197446828606380438_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=zUae3MukL5YQ7kNvwEm5cHK&_nc_oc=Adm1nn19iK08ZSOj1-mYlUWGRRlMeAoNky5zkR82201Y6698k9D9jSVDik7OB_tITTQ&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fper5-1.fna&_nc_gid=9tbz3fxUEPU9pQxdaA4OpQ&oh=00_AfR9WyXUN9o4DjS_wcII8GbaoAQ8oG3RzpKfxJXFznqbPw&oe=6872B584

Ogryn in a kilt

[ripe tangle]

Errr…. Come join us in our next Mortification of the Flesh ceremony, it’ll be with Sister Superior Agatha and myself at the Chapel, first we’ll have confession and a few rounds of amasec…

[modern bobcat]

might be the best Ogryn

[fiery wave]

Hrm? Drinks tea from a flask.

[somber stream]

I want Praetorians

[uncut bone]

I see rambo ogryn

[gilded socket]

Oh fun, can’t wait to tell you lot about what ive seen in the 153rd…

[fiery wave]

You don't like honey melons?

[ripe tangle]

British Grenadiers Intensifies.

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[modern bobcat]

they gave the ogryn a chainsword here

the sergeant anyway

da kitbashing is real

[mossy spindle]

what kind ?!

[ripe tangle]

Wonderful! i’ll see you at the chapel then.

[somber stream]

Or here's an idea, release a 4th skin pack for Steel Legion

[mossy spindle]

And then you're going to spin that amasec bottle amirite

[gilded socket]

Our ogryn corporal got his head blown off by one of our own tanks because he was still cleaning the barrel as we were under attack

[gilded socket]

Remind me when!

[mossy spindle]

Average day in the guard

[gilded socket]

Only Ogryn i liked

Good chap

[mossy spindle]

Sadge

[ripe tangle]

No, we just drink it out of small cups and pray for what we’re readying ourselves for, and of course pray for what we are grateful for, and for the deaths of our enemies.

[gilded socket]

Even better field dad

Read us stories

[modern bobcat]

His head killed 60 heretics before it hit the ground

[mossy spindle]

An opgryn who can read ? Don't believe you

[amber delta]

[gilded socket]

Bone ‘ead

[delicate vapor]

[warm gyro]

[fiery wave]

And then spin it and truth or dare happens. And then much K.I.S.S.I.N.G. happens. And more. Would you like me to bring some high quality bottles for you?

[mossy spindle]

Seems like an anormal , modified Bone ead, ima ask the local techpriest about it

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

I recall attempting to conduct such ceremonies with the local guardsmen before, I threatened them with a paddle and for whatever reason, more of then lined up…

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

A paddle?

[warm gyro]

[ripe tangle]

the weirdest part was that roughly a third of them were female…

[uncut bone]

Why there's so many doro in here

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

A guard is a guard

[delicate vapor]

[wintry fog]

the yaoi paddle

[amber delta]

[ripe tangle]

I couldn’t find my whip at the time unfortunately

[gilded socket]

Whip??

[mossy spindle]

somlething something blue squid

[fiery wave]

That's easy, some of the guys just want a hot and pretty lady to... heh.

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

wheres that humping doro

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

Wow

More please

[ripe tangle]

What is happening?

[warm gyro]

i have a yuri paddle

[marsh iris]

the one with pushups too

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

degeneration

[uncut bone]

Is Ciaphus cain and his best bud jurgen still alive in current setting?

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Ded

[mossy spindle]

nope

[somber stream]

Of old age

[ripe tangle]

You’ve all clearly been taken by the Archenemy, I’ll have to kill you all now, sorry.

[gilded socket]

Reminds me of when i got 10 lashes for refusing to move during active combat after watching Hognosse lose his head.. good man…

[gilded socket]

Eh not me

[wintry fog]

@obtuse oak Thank you for the witch hunter drip, the community is very elated.
When can we expect genestealer cultists?

[amber delta]

[uncut bone]

Awh

[marsh iris]

they arching their bums

[warm gyro]

NOT A DEVELOPER ! ! !

[ripe tangle]

Right, you’re actually seeking solace in holy penance, you’ll get to live.

[fiery wave]

Just take the bottles. You'll need them. Shoves a crate of prized Amasec to you.

[marsh iris]

lorgar did nothing wrong

[gilded socket]

I live for the guard

[ripe tangle]

Why would they keep showing me their rears!?! Weirdos.

[gilded socket]

And kneel before the sisters

[somber stream]

How did the sisters get their silver hair anyway

[wintry fog]

Indeed, Hank is the majority shareholder in tencent!
Or at least I'm starting that rumor now.

[somber stream]

Must've been a lot of stress

Or a lot of dye

[ripe tangle]

They don’t all have silver hair, most just dye it to appear like Alicia Dominica

[somber stream]

You reckon it's also silver elsewhere as well?

[modern bobcat]

Hank is the CEO

[somber stream]

Oh so it's dye

Thought they were injected some sort of super juice that change their hair

[ripe tangle]

Alicia Dominica was the Saint who slayed Goge Vandire at the Reign of Blood, her hair turned white after speaking to the Emperor, before speaking with him her hair was Jet Black.

[gilded socket]

I keep a picture of a sister of battle in my flak helmet to remember why i keep fighting in the “Steel Crawlers”

[marsh iris]

i thought its some kind of implant affecting the hair pigments as a side effect

[ripe tangle]

many sisters consider it holy to dye their hair white.

[somber stream]

So i see

[ripe tangle]

a lot of Sisters also shave tonsures for similar reasons

[obtuse oak]

next week

[somber stream]

So you're saying

[amber delta]

we just never see sisters with other hair colour because the white is iconic

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

There's a possibility of a ginger sister

[amber delta]

felinid sister

[calm igloo]

Guys, is it possible to kill poxburster without triggering boom somehow?

[ripe tangle]

some Sisters don’t dye their hair at all, it’s just dyeing it white is extremely common.

[wintry fog]

Step-sisters of battle

[marsh iris]

yoooo

[ripe tangle]

a lot of Sisters also shave their heads

[warm gyro]

Block. Push. Dodge backwards. Profit

[ripe tangle]

which is also common

[amber delta]

shove it down a cliff

[warm gyro]

Oh I read that wrong sorry

[gilded socket]

Dare i say i keep a picture of sister lucia in my helmet

[warm gyro]

It's gonna explode still just away from you lol

[marsh iris]

why must sister have straight hair

[somber stream]

So i see

[marsh iris]

i dont see any curly hair sister

like Brave

[calm igloo]

He will boom anyways when he will reach dangerous zone in falling

[kindred stump]

does having a shorter charecter actually give you a smaller hit box?

[ripe tangle]

They certainly exist

[modern bobcat]

the end-game of Darktide

[somber stream]

Would love meself a Scottish sister

[obtuse oak]

push (hold block + press attack button) then dodge backwards two times.

[marsh iris]

Fro' sister

[calm igloo]

No, im just interested can he actually be killed without his exploding in total

[modern bobcat]

should be Loner Zealot getting Servitorised

[obtuse oak]

it will be knocked back and explode but at a safe distance.

[modern bobcat]

then we all get the good ending

[ripe tangle]

but cutting into a Bob is also to appear like Alicia Dominica

[gilded socket]

Ah… the guard

[obtuse oak]

no it always explodes.

[spiral cedar]

hello chat

[tired steeple]

Hello

[gilded socket]

Hello

[gaunt wind]

The bob is just super popular is all

[ripe tangle]

Alicia Dominica had a White Bob Haircut, therefore having a White Bob Haircut is Holy.

[warm gyro]

Yeah it will let you take cover easier in some cases

[spiral cedar]

Hiiii

[warm gyro]

I like max height best

[spiral cedar]

Hiii

[ripe tangle]

it’s not that complex

[somber stream]

Screw tradition, make your own legend

Be the Afro sister

[gilded socket]

Hello!!!

[spiral cedar]

Haiii!!!!

[marsh iris]

Fro sister would look badass

[ripe tangle]

I’ve seen an Afro sister before

I forgot where though

[gaunt wind]

Saint Celestine has a bob too

[gilded socket]

Helllooooo!!!!!!!

[somber stream]

Wait, that's a joke

[spiral cedar]

heyyyyy

[ripe tangle]

Indeed she does

[rugged vigil]

Hey guys how's Blaze Away + Penetrating Flame on my Purgation Flamer ?

[gilded socket]

Hiiiiii!!!!!

[somber stream]

No way they'd fit a helmet with that drip

[spiral cedar]

Hellooo!!!!!!!!!

[gilded socket]

If it works!

[modern bobcat]

BlazeAway is correct iirc

[amber delta]

my homebrew sister order is made up exclusively of redhead repentias

[gaunt wind]

Bobs are just THE hairdo amongst Battle Sisters

[gilded socket]

Haiiiiiiii!!!!!!

[spiral cedar]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Yea

[hard star]

All fun and games until fatshark releases a trailer and a distant voice says “Abelard? Introduce us.”

[somber stream]

I am interested in this religion

[spiral cedar]

Yeah I can't keep the bit up

[gilded socket]

Me neither

[tired steeple]

Buuurp

[ripe tangle]

@gilded socket what’s your name so that I can keep your soul in my prayers tonight?

[modern bobcat]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16W_MhzUGXv9WRVjXjowIyqlktqrJ8U5wxVlgX3X5TU8/edit?tab=t.0 Check Ainz Zealot compendia

[hazy pelican]

Yeah i just joined the server and this cooked i must say LOL @gilded socket @spiral cedar

[gaunt wind]

Red Head Scottish Repentias fill my dreams

[warm gyro]

Use that if your melee is bad against armor

Otherwise I say take Blaze Away/Overpressure (best) OR Blaze Away/Inspiring (alt option for safety)

[obtuse oak]

bit short but it's afro hair at least

[modern bobcat]

Blessings: Blaze away + Overpressured
^(Most common, the most overall damage)
Alt Blessings: Blaze away + Inspiring Barrage/Penetrating Flames
-Inspiring makes it safer to empty the clip
-Penetrating Flames helps if your melee isn't viable against Carapace

[gilded socket]

Maxine Payne

[marsh iris]

would look wild if its bigger

[spiral cedar]

like the game

[gilded socket]

Huh

[somber stream]

Yeah this will fit a helmet

Carry on

[hazy pelican]

Wah?

[gilded socket]

I always reference a peak game and soundtrzck

[gilded socket]

Wdym?

[ripe tangle]

Alright then, Maxine.

[spiral cedar]

If i could send sam lakes stupid face rn I would

[hard star]

Sister? I’m a local resident of footfall and I saw someone claiming to be a rogue trader wielding two shotguns, one in each hand, running around killing, what he’s assuming are gangers. Would this be considered “possession?”

[hazy pelican]

ISHYGDDT

[gilded socket]

HEALTH is peak

[gilded socket]

Uh?

[spiral cedar]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Wait you like HEALTH?

[hazy pelican]

Yuh yuh, skrrt off in da wraith brrrrr

[spiral cedar]

Oh I was just saying that. No clue what that is

sorry

[gilded socket]

Oh..

No one else likes them

[ripe tangle]

There isn’t evidence of Daemonic Possession from what you’ve told me yet, what else did you see? Did this person claim allegiance to a False God or anything like that?

[spiral cedar]

well I don't know what/who they are so i wouldn't know if I like them or not

[gilded socket]

Max payne 3 soundtrack

[ripe tangle]

Somone murdering Gangers who attacks them is hardly out of the ordinary anywhere.

[hard star]

He gunned down a group of pilgrims and pissed on a statue of the God-Emperor-

[spiral cedar]

Ohhh I got a friend who would probably know that then

[hazy pelican]

I just played max payne 3 first time recently. Horrible ending. Was so disappointed

[gilded socket]

Oh

[hazy pelican]

I thought bro was at least gonna die

[spiral cedar]

I just didn't wanna play it because it wasn't Sam Lake

[hazy pelican]

I pkayed 1 2 and 3 all first time recently, and i agree 2 and 3 not being sam lake was wack af

[gilded socket]

Yeah! Thats me! Maxine!

[hard star]

It should also be noted that he, and I dislike saying this, “wanted to foster friendship with the local Aeldari….”

[tired steeple]

that's a nice name

[light fern]

anyone else just get a random friend request from someone in here?

[somber stream]

We're getting a new weapon for Vet this year right?

Fingers crossed for a Hotshot Lasgun

[hazy pelican]

Who's, mine?

[gilded socket]

No..?

[tired steeple]

no "maxine"

does yours mean something

[light fern]

Ahk, it's odd. I'm not active here

[spiral cedar]

Hell yeah

[tardy citrus]

what the hell did i just spawn into
doing the 15 missions with no downs penance pretty chill
last one!
spawn in standing in toxfire
half hp
the rest of the team dying
pox gas everywhere
i get to work
we eventually stabilize the situation

next room chaos spawn
hi intensity shock gauntlet spawns
everyone else gets downed and then they all leave

usually i wouldnt leave to save my streak but like
i wasnt doing that mission with bots

[gilded socket]

What does this mean

[spiral cedar]

It cooked i guess

[hazy pelican]

Yeah its a god from greek mythology

[gilded socket]

Thanks!

[tired steeple]

yw

aw cool

that's neat

[gilded socket]

Go look where i pinged you

Right now

[hazy pelican]

Word. I thought u was in the know for a sec 😭😭

[gilded socket]

Fucking what

[spiral cedar]

yeah

uh

[gilded socket]

Yup

[fiery wave]

You rolled poorly.

[hazy pelican]

Bitch u always confused. Is u off that molly 😭😭

[warm gyro]

Bro is cryptic

[gilded socket]

You dont make anysense

[spiral cedar]

Bro I'm confused

[hazy pelican]

You gotta be from croatia than..

[gilded socket]

Ok

[spiral cedar]

what could this mean

[hazy pelican]

[arctic shoal]

[gilded socket]

Im gonna have my regiment fire their leman russes at you

[ripe tangle]

I’ve definetly been up for too long.

[gilded socket]

Havent we all

I especially

4 days

[hazy pelican]

You what with the what now

[somber stream]

Lemon Rust

[hazy pelican]

Methll do dat

[ripe tangle]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

[amber delta]

Lemanussy

[hazy pelican]

Like 2 days. Maybe 2 and half. You?

[somber stream]

48 hours, live combat exercise

[ripe tangle]

Either 2 or 3, like less than 3 but more than 2

[spiral cedar]

2 days. I was watching a show i really liked

[gilded socket]

5ish

[hazy pelican]

Omg same bestie. We got sooo much in common uwu

[amber delta]

6 hours

[spiral cedar]

who is this guy

[amber delta]

I need my beauty sleep

[somber stream]

Damn, imagine not sleeping for 3 days

I would die

[ripe tangle]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without food?

[gilded socket]

My body is so heavy because of no sleep

[modern bobcat]

Do you mew in your sleep?

[gilded socket]

A week

[amber delta]

always

[somber stream]

pfp checks out

[gilded socket]

How much longer should i not sleep for?

[spiral cedar]

Just go to bed

[gilded socket]

Im thinking till Thursday

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

you need to stay awake in case shop rotation drops earlier

[somber stream]

Value your health when you still have them fellas

[ripe tangle]

Yeah for real, I’m going to get some sleep

irl I mean

[gilded socket]

I life for duty of the god emperor

[somber stream]

Goodnight

[hazy pelican]

Ya'll ever done ketamine, and felt like you were traversing through hell while playing this game. And pissed off your strike team cuz u kept dying and walking into walls cuz u tranquilized by horse tranquilizer.

Or nah??

[gilded socket]

And i die for the gof emptor

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

mr krabs overdoses on ketamine

[spiral cedar]

Sure man why not

[hazy pelican]

Same bro

[gilded socket]

Anf i wilk deficate myseld tp thr gof emrrkor

[somber stream]

I get high on life

[spiral cedar]

haha deficate

like poop

[gilded socket]

Deafh before dishonor

[hazy pelican]

I think cocaine would work better than ketamine for this game. Sadly cant get pure coke really no mo smh

[amber delta]

defecation before dishonor

[gilded socket]

I think ik dhing

[hazy pelican]

Goon wit your platoon

[gilded socket]

Bue bye

[spiral cedar]

Goodbye bestie

[amber delta]

mr krabs gooning with his plankton

[hazy pelican]

Smoke crack, do jumping jacks 💯💯

[kindred stump]

does having a shorter charecter actually give you a smaller hit box?
Jump

[somber stream]

No but it certainly help with lining the headshots

Also swings

[plush nebula]

@spiral jewel i miss playing with my great ole buddy cheese. hope hes doing well!

[modern bobcat]

Shorter = you can hide behind boxes

Taller = gunners melt your face

[hazy pelican]

Lol

[modern bobcat]

the part of your face not behind a box that is

[kindred stump]

if it doesnt affectr your hit box, then being shorter wouldnt matter in reference to boxes or cover

[somber stream]

But usually it doesn't matter

[amber delta]

best height is the one that lines up with enemy chaff height so your sweep attacks line up on headshots

[modern bobcat]

Short kings are also faster

[somber stream]

Wait really?

[hazy pelican]

What if your face is the box? Facussy 🤔🤔🧐🫡

[modern bobcat]

No XD

I wish

[somber stream]

[modern bobcat]

Short king zealot speed loner

[somber stream]

So it's cope then

[modern bobcat]

should be the real meta

[hazy pelican]

R u sayin u want cock in your mouth?? Daz wild fam

[amber delta]

loner mentioned

[gilded socket]

Fard

[somber stream]

Chat descend into madness, right on schedule

[amber delta]

short king zealot is pretty peak tho

[modern bobcat]

ratling zealot

with a tiny little knife

[hazy pelican]

Yall prefer fire bomb or knife throw zealot

[amber delta]

i prefer firebomb but i play knife because of skill points tax

[hazy pelican]

Yeahhg i cant fuck with the knives tbh i tried.

[hazy pelican]

You get more skill points with throwing knives? Didnt know this.

[modern bobcat]

the best feeling in Rogue Trader

is when you're playing the prologue and Idira somehow randomly summons a fucking bloodletter of khorne

by critically failing a warp roll

[amber delta]

no it's just that the skills you get on the right side of the talent tree are much stronger

[hazy pelican]

The besttt feeling is when u pkay da prologue on game pass. But then u hate your class so you start a new class again on game pass. Thennn you are like damn wat if they take dis off game pass and u buy it in steam.. and thennn you do the prologue again

Thats the best feels imo

[modern bobcat]

thought you were sleepmaxxing

[amber delta]

I woke up 3h ago, still got 3h more

[hazy pelican]

I watched a video, dude on youtube went from right side to left said thats best. I dont know if theres truly any best though

[gilded socket]

My soul screams for rest

Yet i do not yield

The emperor protects

[somber stream]

Put the phone down

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[somber stream]

It's not worth it

[amber delta]

yeah thats the universally agreed best zealot build (and kinda the only good build on high havoc)

[somber stream]

Mornin!

[gilded socket]

For the emperor

[somber stream]

Sleep for the Emperor

[hazy pelican]

I thought you like full right most tho

[gilded socket]

Heresy

[vestal mantle]

Sleep is for the weak... I just stare at the eyelids for six hours

[tiny shore]

Does 40k have any magazine fed pistols that aren't laz

and not bolt

[vestal mantle]

Menacingly stare

[gilded socket]

4 days…

4 days no rest

[marsh iris]

[vestal mantle]

Just remember, the hours you are resting the ogryn is sneaking some extra rations you could be eating

[hazy pelican]

Plz respon

👉👈

[round mica]

don’t expose my secrets

[somber stream]

I knew it

Sneaky bastard

[round mica]

sorry sah, feeling quite peckish

[somber stream]

Also you're from UK bigman?

Sounds the part

[vestal mantle]

I mean if orks can be sneaky I dont see why ogryns can't

[round mica]

no

[gilded socket]

I got this

[round mica]

i’m from the southern US

[vestal mantle]

Same

[somber stream]

Explains the ping

[round mica]

what do you mean sah, my ping is quite fine

[somber stream]

NO MEIN

[gilded socket]

I feel the emperor’s light

He is gonna carry me to the afterlife

[vestal mantle]

Are you sure thats not the lumen... There were three techpriests working on it

[round mica]

low mein noodles

[wintry fog]

the blinding light dims
it's fucking Criss Angel

[somber stream]

Oh those taste proper