general-chat

[ripe tangle]

What’re American-specific activities?

[modern bobcat]

Why aren't you sleeping already?

[somber stream]

Staying up late frying their brain

[round mica]

"I understand youve yet to earn your place" mfw lvl 500 ogryn

bonk

i think after aurxing 4 accounts all the npcs shoudl treat you with respect

[ripe tangle]

because if I’m not concious, how am I supposed to slaughter the Heretic, the Xenos, and Agents of the Archenemy?

[round mica]

or finishing campagin on one

[somber stream]

Youre one to talk?

Aren't you from the states as well

[modern bobcat]

[modern bobcat]

Nah, in Australia it's 5:30 pm

[somber stream]

Aussie?

[modern bobcat]

That said, I also don't sleep during school holidays

[somber stream]

Lol my bad, you're good G

[ripe tangle]

It’s 04:26 here

[somber stream]

It's not too late, can still sleep till 3PM

[modern bobcat]

The whiplash from waking up at 6 am every day to get to work

[ripe tangle]

I’m up because I work at nights and typically don’t go to sleep until the morning.

[modern bobcat]

Have you tried Melatonin?

[ripe tangle]

it’s 04:26 now and I’m considerinf heading to bed

[ripe tangle]

I’ve tried it, it helps some.

[modern bobcat]

Another option if Melatonin is less effective is to get a script for Valdoxan which is a Melatonin agonist

the action is different

[ripe tangle]

I could also just lay down and put my phone away, but I’m not doing that.

[modern bobcat]

but in basic terms it stimulates production of melatonin rather than supplementing it

so you get less hangover feeling next day

[somber stream]

Yeah first step is definitely putting down the phone

Blue light trigger your brain

Keeping it awake

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[modern bobcat]

Me when I try to dopamine detox

[somber stream]

I do those 2 times per week

Touching grass, reading book, fishin

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Stinky

[delicate vapor]

[modern bobcat]

Rogue Trader is pissing me off

[ripe tangle]

what’s up?

[modern bobcat]

the companion dialogues are a bit obtuse in how they nudge companions to certain outcomes

[ripe tangle]

I’ve beaten Rogue Trader twice c:

[delicate vapor]

wow

[ripe tangle]

once as Dogmatic and once as Iconoclast

[modern bobcat]

I found a proper GoogleDocs guide for it

[somber stream]

You what

[modern bobcat]

I've finished most of it as Iconoclast

[somber stream]

A whole frakking google doc to play game?

[modern bobcat]

but going back through to 100% it

Apparently dialogues without any indication can drastically change character development

from the Prologue onwards

so Argenta for example can be locked into becoming a Sister Repentia

from the first dialogue with her

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Roleplaying innit

[modern bobcat]

Yes, it just gives no indication what choices you're making lol

So in Argenta's first dialogue she asks you to look after some orphans

[somber stream]

I think it's more fun that way, makes you think

Every word carries weight

[modern bobcat]

if you tell them not to resent their parents' sacrifices that locks you into her Repentia/Humble path

if you tell the kids to suck it up and fight for THE EMPEROR, it locks you into Argenta's founding her own chapter and becoming a god-tier Sororitas path

[ripe tangle]

The secret to getting the really good Sororitas armor at the end of the game is the following: ||be ruthless and encourage her to be as violent and dogmatic as possible, also play dogmatic, iconoclast options make her too “merciful” and therefore unworthy and in need of penance||

[modern bobcat]

if you tell the kids you dgaf it locks you into Argenta's zealot murder hobo path

[ripe tangle]

Except for that

[somber stream]

Wot? I play Icon and got the armour anyway

[ripe tangle]

be kind to the kids

[modern bobcat]

and choosing the dialogues basically locks your path by shutting off future dialogue options XD

[somber stream]

Don't you love backtracking?

[modern bobcat]

@Lucia, yes I just made the mistake of being kind to the kids

now I can't reload and fix it

the same goes for Idira and Cassia

if you treat Idira like shit it makes her more effective as a psyker

if you treat her nicely she embraces her humanity XD

[somber stream]

No.1 tip for RPG that lead to good endings:

Don't be a dick

[modern bobcat]

But apparently you gotta be a dick in Rogue Trader

XD

if you're too nice you get the bad endings

[somber stream]

I mean sorta

[ripe tangle]

basically, if you want her to fail her sisterly duties and be unworthy of her Saint’s blessing, convince her to be a better person… she’ll actually become a genuinely good person and proves many times to more or less be one, but it makes her unworthy of her own Saint

[amber delta]

it doesnt matter what path Idira is on because she's getting a bullet in the head either way

[somber stream]

Not if you have a literal god by your side

[modern bobcat]

What does she get for the Repentia path?

[somber stream]

Imperium can suck it

[modern bobcat]

A bikini and a cool eviscerator???

[ripe tangle]

No

[modern bobcat]

like all those thirst traps I watch on youtube shorts

damn

[elder merlin]

[modern bobcat]

Why did they lie to me about Repentias

[ripe tangle]

just higher melee stats and she sacrifices her own life in the end credits

[ripe tangle]

They didn’t

[somber stream]

They wear nothing but sacred text around their bod

[elder merlin]

I knew it

[somber stream]

Which is hotter

[elder merlin]

I was like "bet she fuckin dies, she is a repentia"

They dont fuckin live

[modern bobcat]

I created Emora as my Noble Hiveworld officer RT

and named the ship the Mourningstar XD

Emora is gonna romance Heinrix

god damnit

[ripe tangle]

Repentias that survive a suicide mission are brought back into the Sisterhood

[gaunt wind]

we need a longer eviscerator

[ripe tangle]

that is however extremely rare

[somber stream]

I need that Eviscrerator in Helldivers 2

[ripe tangle]

surviving missions you’re meant to die in do show you have the Emperor, as well as fate in general’s favor.

[somber stream]

It's in the file already god damn it

[gaunt wind]

Whats in the files

[somber stream]

A literal 40K Eviscrerator

[gaunt wind]

That would go so hard in HD2

[amber delta]

I think its a chainsword not eviscerator

[somber stream]

Yeah a 40k collab is a matter of time at this point

[ripe tangle]

both my RTs were Naval Officers, the male was the Iconoclast, Maximillian, the female was Dogmatic, Cassandra.

[somber stream]

It's long

[gaunt wind]

Cadians incoming

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

[gaunt wind]

Or was it Elysian Drop Troops

[somber stream]

Cadian myb

[modern bobcat]

I've used Noble and Ministorum priest so far, noble iconoclast and zealot priest. Started this one as an attempt at Emora Brahms XD

[somber stream]

Helghast got nothing with dropping

[tacit geode]

The picture a fan made had elysians on it

[ripe tangle]

I really should try to sleep…

I wake up late and work late though

[somber stream]

Phone off sister

[amber delta]

my first playthrough I went with psyker, then I got the molten beam and started deleting entire rooms in 1 turn is when I realised psyker might be a bit overtuned

[ripe tangle]

or what? You’ll tell the Abbess on me?

[gaunt wind]

The Elysians do ball hard

[somber stream]

50% decrease in rashun

[ripe tangle]

I’m not an Ogryn; besides, I’ve taken a vow of fasting.

[modern bobcat]

Send the Sister on a Repentia mission to turn phone off

challenge level: impossible

[marsh iris]

do you eat like an ogryn outside fasting?

[somber stream]

I be

bet

[modern bobcat]

Psyker Blade-dancer is now even more overtuned

[ripe tangle]

How do Ogryn eat?

[marsh iris]

[modern bobcat]

You can use buffs from noble sword and another one to melt rooms in 0.5 turns

[somber stream]

Chat, stop feeding the sister with text

[modern bobcat]

why is our ship called

the Mourningstar and not the Mourning Star

[somber stream]

Save money on the printing

[spiral cedar]

hello chat

[marsh iris]

because grendyl doesnt want a space bar in the mourningstar

geddit? space bar?

[modern bobcat]

they really need to let me make an Ogryn character in Rogue Trader

[somber stream]

Uh

Dark heresy

[ripe tangle]

I’m throwing you out the airlock…

[modern bobcat]

"How the fuck did an Ogryn become my heir???"

Theodora absolutely confused

by the turn of events

as I stomp into the briefing room

LOVE ME WARRANT LOVE ME EMPRAH LOVE TRADIN' SIMPLE AS

[somber stream]

Can't wait to get friendzoned by another Elf in Dark Heresy

-# Fuckin Eldars

[amber delta]

why are you collaborating with xenos in the first place

[somber stream]

I'm fond of Knife ears

[hot cipher]

good dayx

[amber delta]

[modern bobcat]

[spiral cedar]

hi hi

[modern bobcat]

was Grendyl a psyker?

that would explain why his warp ghost keeps haunting the fucking ship

[gaunt wind]

Yes Inquisitor this one right here

[ripe tangle]

oh hey so you ever wonder how Eldar would look in person?

like realistically

[somber stream]

Long

[gaunt wind]

Long slender pointed feature faced humanoids with knife ears

[modern bobcat]

Aeldar would be very pointy

[elder merlin]

I'll trick you into denouncing the emperor

[somber stream]

Very well toned muscle groups, but not too muscular

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

face probably looks uncanny af

[gaunt wind]

Take Elrond from LOTR and stretch his face a bit there ya go

[ripe tangle]

considering the way they’re described as moving “gracefully fast to an unnerving degree” and they’re really uncanny, almost human like except also obviously not…

[spiral cedar]

It's hard to understand chat sometimes when you're new to Warhammer :P

[somber stream]

Think of anime people

[elder merlin]

Gangly lookin motherfuckers

[somber stream]

Rawr xDDDDD

[ripe tangle]

so, the way I imagine it, putting a human next to an Eldar would be like comparing a real life person to an anime character

[somber stream]

I jest, sorry.

[gaunt wind]

we're talking about space elves

[spiral cedar]

are they cool

[gaunt wind]

Some would say so

[somber stream]

Yes

[spiral cedar]

hell yeah

[somber stream]

Waifu is laifu

[fiery wave]

More hawt, but yes.

[elder merlin]

Minus the awkward part anyway

[spiral cedar]

hell yeah

[elder merlin]

Heretic

[gaunt wind]

Orks would look terrifying

[elder merlin]

Ever seen that one person's art of them?

[marsh iris]

cute orks

[elder merlin]

Pretty terrifying

[marsh iris]

theyre like waaaagh

fight fight fight

[gaunt wind]

Theyre having a grand time butchering you

[elder merlin]

Somewhat look like malicious gorillas

[fiery wave]

Throw them into Khorne's realm and they'll treat it like Heaven.

[elder merlin]

There is a ork warband in his realm

[gaunt wind]

Might enslave you and feed you to squigs for fun or just fatten you up and eat you themselves

[elder merlin]

He has them fight eternally

[marsh iris]

yeah when they die, khorne just raise them back again because its so fucking funny

[somber stream]

What do Orks taste like

[elder merlin]

I forget the warboss's name

[somber stream]

Shrooms or Pork?

[ripe tangle]

considering even small Ork boyz are between 2.1 to 2.5 meters or 7-8.5 feet

[elder merlin]

Shrooms probably

[gaunt wind]

Definitely a type of mushroom

[somber stream]

HMMMM

[ripe tangle]

This is their minimum height

even the little Orkz are huge compared to humans

[modern bobcat]

Tuska?

[somber stream]

Think they'd taste good?

[gaunt wind]

And yet the guard still fights and holds the line against the green skins

[elder merlin]

Daemonkilla

[halcyon glen]

Take it in right

[somber stream]

Carnivorous shrooms

[elder merlin]

Lol forgot how simple his name was

[gaunt wind]

Fourth war of Armageddon getting ready to pop off in lore so Ork boys about to party

[somber stream]

Shit really?

[modern bobcat]

Yeh

[somber stream]

I heard half the planet turned traitor as well

[modern bobcat]

Gazghkull is back on Armageddon

[somber stream]

What are they doing to my Steel boys

[tacit geode]

War on armageddon
Look inside
Krieg?

[marsh iris]

i wonder if ork spores would grow inside you if you eat them

[ripe tangle]

sequel to Darktide, WAAAAGHmageddon, it’s just “There is Only War” except you’re fighting Orks on Armageddon as a Guardsman, you’re meant to die.

[modern bobcat]

the reason Morrow has been sent to the Mourningstar is that if he was on Armageddon

[somber stream]

[modern bobcat]

he'd single handedly beat the Waaagh

[marsh iris]

roguelite coop shooter

[somber stream]

Not if you cook em really well

[amber delta]

Wham!mageddon

[ripe tangle]

You guys are keeping me awake

[somber stream]

The gaslight

The audacity

[marsh iris]

its totally our fault

[ripe tangle]

XD

💯

[somber stream]

We aren't going anywhere when you sleep

Begone, come visit later

[narrow ledge]

my sleep schedule is fucked

[somber stream]

Unfuck it ✨

[fiery wave]

Do I need to regale you with tales of a Chaos Sister and a Farseer's gay adventures into ruining Nurgle's plans?

[narrow ledge]

unlex it

[amber delta]

this mon-keigh's massive member was revealed to me in a dream

[marsh iris]

[halcyon glen]

Right to your love life baby

[spiral cedar]

I keep getting lost on some of the maps in darktide 😞

[amber delta]

follow the lights

[narrow ledge]

yep cus map design is so samey and literally share the same parts of other maps, wasnt an issue in vt2

[maiden jacinth]

| | / | |
| _ / |

[ripe tangle]

is this loss?

[spiral cedar]

it isn't

[maiden jacinth]

Maaaaybe

[spiral cedar]

You mixed up the bottom two i think

[maiden jacinth]

Ah well, whatever

[spiral cedar]

and the first one

[maiden jacinth]

It got loss in translation

[narrow ledge]

owned

[ripe tangle]

Anyway I’m going to bed

[somber stream]

Lost in sauce

[narrow ledge]

no darktide needs you

[modern bobcat]

Follow the trail of yellow slime

[gaunt lily]

Is the Auric Storm Survivor penance broken? Just did two of em and they aren’t counting.

[fiery wave]

Good night then.

[marsh iris]

i keep getting lost in darktide, those heretics do have a point

[maiden jacinth]

I may not be able to paraphrase an old meme format.

But atleast im not getting lost on a linear level design

[somber stream]

Goodnight sister

[narrow ledge]

me when the tide is dark

[somber stream]

The Hammer isn't war-ing

[narrow ledge]

[spiral cedar]

A door opened up and everyone went in it and we spent 5 minutes trying to figure out where to go only to realize there was a different door that we were supposed to go into at the previous room

[marsh iris]

smh couldve just add google maps feature

[maiden jacinth]

Has anyone ever told you the definition of madness

[marsh iris]

reject take out your phone

[maiden jacinth]

Too busy text hadron for feet picts

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Client reject the proposal i spent 15 hours crafting 💔

Roping myself, i'm coming my Emperor

[west root]

Strike team, navigation, please.

[elder merlin]

[spiral cedar]

I understood that reference

[somber stream]

Pray tell what it was referencing

[elder merlin]

Suicide probably

[mental jasper]

what stat do i dump on the plasma gun

[spiral cedar]

It's because the emperor is dead

[vestal mantle]

Good morning

[modern bobcat]

Tell the client if they don't accept then you're ready to rope

[spiral cedar]

I know some things

[modern bobcat]

call their bluff

[somber stream]

The DuPont Approach™

[vestal mantle]

Today is monday... I am off work today... Im gonna make a 500 slide powerpoint about waffles and why the sisters of battle probably dont eat them

[spiral cedar]

I saw that picture years ago and never knew it's just the emperor's corpse

I think that's awesome

[somber stream]

He's alive

[spiral cedar]

I know he kind of is

[somber stream]

Appreance can be deceiving

[spiral cedar]

it's like a life support system I believe

[somber stream]

I would, give them to me

Wait American or European Pancake?

[vestal mantle]

I mean... I wouldnt say he's alive but instead say he's technically alive

American

And its waffle

[somber stream]

Nvm, good luck with those

[vestal mantle]

I mean I make them apple cinnamon waffles

One apple per 8 waffles

[somber stream]

Let's say we eat 6 every day

2 per meal

[vestal mantle]

Amateur

[somber stream]

It would take around 42 days to finish 500 waffles

[vestal mantle]

6 is the waffle amount

Who only eats just 2 waffles

[somber stream]

Sane people?

[vestal mantle]

Thats like saying you only eat just 1 chip

[somber stream]

What the shit? Stuff is big

[vestal mantle]

I disagree

Besides, you use eggs and hashbrowns to make the waffles less dense

[halcyon glen]

Ne me quitte pas amogus

[amber delta]

[fiery wave]

More or less dead. Pretty sure he rather just die and be reborn.

[vestal mantle]

The standard Abys breakfast is 5 waffles, 2 eggs, a pork chop, and water

[somber stream]

In Europe that's a feast you're having

2 waffle, butter on top, some fruit on the side and a glass of wootah. That's a meal

[vestal mantle]

Then my lunch is cheesy crackers

[amber delta]

I skip breakfast

[vestal mantle]

Just a pack

[amber delta]

because I'm saving up

for cigarettes

[jovial pine]

[vestal mantle]

I swear ive seen you somewhere else on discord

Like its been bugging me for 3 days

[jaunty path]

Do you guys like trapper

[amber delta]

I like traps

oh you mean darktide enem

y

[jaunty path]

murders you

[vestal mantle]

She likes me a lot. Im always in her web

[amber delta]

I love trapper, the humbler of knife zealots

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

And my dinner prep is done

So now I can focus on things until 1700

Thats 11.5h from now

\o/

[stoic mirage]

1700 was 400 years ago

[prisma cypress]

Cap

[stoic mirage]

325

[prisma cypress]

That was atleast 3 days ago

[vestal mantle]

Dinner tonight is roast stuffed chicken thighs with mashed potatoes and corn stuffed inside, asparagus, bred, water, and dessert is prolly strawberry shortcake

[stoic mirage]

Do mashed potatoes hold the same nutritional value as boiled

[vestal mantle]

Seasoning on chicken is smoky honey habanero seasoning

[stoic mirage]

Surely they do right

Since they’re just mashed

[vestal mantle]

You generally boil the potato before mashing yes

I mean a cultist is still a cultist even if they arent alive

[stoic mirage]

Boiled potatoes are a common part of my meals

Maybe I should try mashed

[severe sequoia]

Some potatoes are better for mashing than others

[vestal mantle]

Protip... Add a little milk for fluffy... Add cheese because yes

[stoic mirage]

I use baby potatoes for convenience in boiling

Put them in water with carrots and you have boiled or steamed veggies

[vestal mantle]

I am extremely neutral on carrots

Like, when they on my plate, you bet your ass I will plow through them

But I will never buy them to cook myself

[stoic mirage]

Maybe you’d like them with ranch

That’s what makes them edible imo

[jaunty path]

sonic adventure 2 is kinda ass

[vestal mantle]

I can eat them... I just do not go out of my way to add them to my shopping list

I eat them steamed with black pepper

[elder merlin]

Cook them?

Ya eat dem raw

[jaunty path]

are you fucking bugs bunny

[stoic mirage]

Raw?

[jaunty path]

[stoic mirage]

You geek

[elder merlin]

Ya wash 'em and eat 'em

Simple as

[elder merlin]

I'll eat you raw

[stoic mirage]

Cooking them with some meat is the way to go

[jaunty path]

Yeah and I bet you say "wats up, doc?"

[jaunty path]

Nah I'm cooked sorry

[vestal mantle]

I do but with the extra step of cooking them

With fire

[jaunty path]

I ain't sleep last night, lmao.

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

trvthnvke

[fiery wave]

Did Zealot mains leak again?

[jaunty path]

wdym

[elder merlin]

Zealots always leakin

[fiery wave]

I saw yaoi above.

[elder merlin]

They never bandage themselves after combat

[stoic mirage]

U guys read books?

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Sometimes, yes.

I like my book

[vestal mantle]

I read quite a bit

[stoic mirage]

Was thinking of reading Great Expectations by Charles Dickens but the ending got spoiled for me

[vestal mantle]

Im reading Terry Prachett

[jaunty path]

Tired of reading 40k novels

[stoic mirage]

Lowers the stake significantly when reading when you know the ending

[jaunty path]

I just might read um

Carmilla

Lesbian vampire book

[stoic mirage]

Haven’t heard of it or them

What’s it about

[jaunty path]

Are you familar with Carmilla Karien

[stoic mirage]

No

[jaunty path]

Is the gay vampire in the room with us Karien.

[stoic mirage]

I know a Karien

They’re reacting to your message actually

[jaunty path]

yep

lmfao

[halcyon glen]

Nothink

[vestal mantle]

Hes an author who does the discworld series, which is just a giant parody of fantasy novels

[stoic mirage]

They day I find a good fantasy novel with a romance subplot

Is the day I can be at peace

[jaunty path]

Thought I recognized that name.

Where does it come from the earth being out of a turtle

[vestal mantle]

Its a world in a dome on the backs of 4 elephants on top of the shell of a giant turtle that is swimming in space

[stoic mirage]

What if our universe is in a marble sized sphere on an aliens desk

[vestal mantle]

I like my theory better

Our universe is a cell in another world

And we are probably a cell on a toilet... Would explain the meteor shower in the other world its taco tuesday

[stoic mirage]

Then what are stars

[jaunty path]

Windows to heaven

[vestal mantle]

Micro nonstains

[stoic mirage]

I’d say those are black holes

[jaunty path]

Very bored

and I have remembered

I have dolphin on my pc

I could play super mario sunshine for the very first time.

OR paper mario the thousand year door

I have not played that...

[stoic mirage]

Ima try shield build on arbiter rn

Forgot I haven’t swapped off his shock maul

[stable fox]

Having shield on Ogryn or Arbitrator is making you feel like a walking tank.

Lasers and bullets can taste my kark, along side most of trash mobs attacks.

I saw someone trying to post pics here

Anyway.

I digress.

[stoic mirage]

whats dump stat on shock maul and supression shield

[jaunty path]

Cadia rots

what does dump stats mean

[jaunty path]

it means gambling at brunts right

[jaunty path]

CADIA ROTS

[stoic mirage]

u have lost you mind

[jaunty path]

Haha, I lost mine a while ago.

[stoic mirage]

the stat u roll until it has 60

[jaunty path]

so gambling at brunts

[severe sequoia]

Brunt's Casino and Relic Surplus

[graceful drift]

hot dropping in a civi

[stoic mirage]

so dump stat?

[halcyon glen]

Can you grasp it

[severe sequoia]

Firmly grasp it

[mental jasper]

is veteran's shock maul that bad

[modern bobcat]

No weapon is absolute garbage

But some like combat axe, shock maul etc just don't scale well into higher levels

and are basically made obsolete by having much much better options

[mental jasper]

so it is that bad then

[halcyon glen]

Best weapon in darktide is Warsaw

[mental jasper]

as in getting outclased

[mental jasper]

which class is it ?

[halcyon glen]

Arbiter

[mental jasper]

alr

[halcyon glen]

Thing is Walter white could not have done it without me

[tacit geode]

combat axe
Alrighty

[modern bobcat]

I thought Tac axe was the better one

by a wide margin

[tacit geode]

They're both good

Tac axe has better movement combat can actually kill Carapace enemiesn

[modern bobcat]

And in which situation would you take combat axe over power sword, duelling sword or similarly powerful weapons?

[primal wigeon]

Next class: combat servitor.

[tacit geode]

When you want to use a strong weapon and like just using other stuff? It can easily deal with chaff and every enemy you need to kill and also does solid boss damage. Its the perfect multiclass alrounder it does great at everything

[quick pendant]

combat axe is peak

it was the DS4 of its time 🚬

[primal wigeon]

A man with an axe is a strong image.

there for: yes

[modern bobcat]

💤

[modern bobcat]

That's why I said no weapon is garbage? 🤷

[marsh iris]

you didnt hear from me but the next class would be space marine

[modern bobcat]

Incorrect. Next class is a Warlord Titan

[marsh iris]

[tacit geode]

You said combat axe doesn't scale well into high difficulty when it does

[marsh iris]

just walk to objective

[tacit geode]

No weapon is garbage (except mk1 devil claw) I agree

[modern bobcat]

Ok, I'm not taking one to Havoc 40 so?

[limber pivot]

shock maul on arbites is good

[modern bobcat]

He asked about Veteran

Do people not read the fucking chat that is being responded to?

[limber pivot]

ahh ye

lol nope

I was kinda shocked as reading the nerfs I would have thought DS would have felt way worse

[narrow ledge]

i cant lex it anymore.

[tacit geode]

DS didn't get nerfed

Nor did plasma

[modern bobcat]

Next patch

[limber pivot]

ahhh, rip

[narrow ledge]

thankfully

[limber pivot]

I mean it's comming

[narrow ledge]

after some nerfs and buffs please make havoc harder

[marsh iris]

nerf veterans

[tacit geode]

Havoc 50 coming in

[tacit geode]

And buff ogryn

[olive mauve]

Their tree needs more tax nodes

[severe sequoia]

I need to be able to spend 20 of my 30 talent points on operative modifiers

[halcyon pebble]

I'll take it but increase the player level to 35

[celest geyser]

mortis trials Bramhs memories show she's stalked by Eldar Corsairs
eldar corsairs have been mercenaries to humans sometimes

next class is Aeldari. trust me. shoot me if I'm wrong

[marsh iris]

someone please make a mod that you can play solo with bots that uses your other characters and then swap to each of them and control in game with a button

[halcyon pebble]

The first part exist, the 2nd part not yet

[stable fox]

Nerf nerf.

[marsh iris]

i know theres one mod which bot uses your characters but they dont know the f button or grenade

[modern bobcat]

Increase player level to 35 and add prestige ranks like Space Marine 2 which reset our progress every time we want to unlock one

[narrow ledge]

just stop talking

[halcyon pebble]

That ain't mod issue, thats AI issue

[rocky hound]

Bored right now, someone give me a random weapon to make a build around

[stable fox]

[marsh iris]

it would be so good though

[stable fox]

It would be so awesome. It would be so cool...

[modern bobcat]

Make a build around the Catachan Sword and Heavy Las Pistol on Veteran

[stable fox]

Imagine customise for your own taste the bots you want in your game before it get replaced by players.

[halcyon pebble]

Dclaw, recon

[stable fox]

Like, you know... In Vermintide.

[marsh iris]

🤯

[halcyon pebble]

Tbh vermintide bot is more simple

[stable fox]

There's just a few things Vermintide did better with bots than Darktide.

Bots at least use their abilities in Vermintide. But sloppy.

[narrow ledge]

Alot better

[tacit geode]

It's because grendyl is in a soulstone

Easy peasy

[marsh iris]

sapper shovel

[narrow ledge]

they use the gear you got for them, u can pick which class and tree, vt2 bots are great

[modern bobcat]

Too easy to go Krieger with Shovel/Helbore

[stable fox]

Shovel my beloved.

[narrow ledge]

vt2 is still all around better than dt, needs more updates

[celest geyser]

That's also my theory

[marsh iris]

not the foldable one fyi, i cant get around with that

[rocky hound]

Done, will play in a minute and tell you how it goes

[marsh iris]

actually yeah good idea, i might try make a build with weapons i dont really use

las pistol and sapper shovel

[distant prairie]

I'm addicted to this game

[narrow ledge]

when u get burnout try vt2

[distant prairie]

Is that vermintide

I played the first one like what 6 or 8 years ago?

[narrow ledge]

vt2 is vastly better than 1 and is better than darktide in every way other than combat, i guess u coukd argue setting but darktide maps except some standout areas are very bad

[limber pivot]

hmmm

[inner nimbus]

VT2 is a lot more faster than 1, which does work in some scenarios

at the same time though, I do miss some of the slower parts of 1

[narrow ledge]

i dont like sprint or slide in dt

[limber pivot]

I hope they add it to vt3

[narrow ledge]

feel like it negatively impacted map design

[golden dawn]

why do the rewards for havoc lowky suck balls

havoc 30 and it gave me 33k coins 🥀

[narrow ledge]

armor cool, play havoc

[distant prairie]

I just like to kill shit in the name of the emperor

[thick coyote]

True and Real

[distant prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/for-the-emperor-warhammer-40k-gif-10872575

[narrow ledge]

HAHAHAHA

LOOK AND LAUGH

FAILED GIF

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[narrow ledge]

hahaa

good one

[thick coyote]

[narrow ledge]

i do wish dt maps where smaller and had more nuances in their differences, idk the difference between maps till i get to a certain main objective, and know none of the map names other than the twins or carnival

[halcyon pebble]

Farm Only diamantine in havoc

[tired steeple]

Hello

[narrow ledge]

hi

are you Lexing it well today Lexmate?

[distant prairie]

I lexed so hard

All over the place

[narrow ledge]

hhmmgfff~

[limber pivot]

feels great

farktides gamefeel has almost killed vt2 for me frankly, darktide just feels so much better

[narrow ledge]

yes the killing and shooting is great, but the map design is not great

[halcyon pebble]

Darktide is fast paced, vt is slow paced

[narrow ledge]

wrong

[trail bolt]

What's the current update?

[narrow ledge]

Lextide

update

[trail bolt]

No no I mean

Hotfix #71

nice

[elder hare]

Ayy patch notes

Earnable in-game cosmetics that include capes will not show a precinct number on capes.

Winning

[tired steeple]

I don’t even have the dlc

[spare cliff]

bro i liked the precinct number on the jacket, not a huge deal i guess but damn

didnt like the cape one tho

[quartz isle]

i just want dartide to add another faction to fight, preferably another chaos god or genestealer CULTISTS

[narrow ledge]

heresy

[limber pivot]

oh nos bleed splosion dog is don for lol

[turbid bison]

Did they add sex?

[spare cliff]

not yet😔

[modern bobcat]

No, just Lex

[turbid bison]

Wait wrong server nvm

[long sigil]

hot fix?

[junior shore]

I wish the precinct number on Arbites cosmetics was an option and not just removed

[amber delta]

‘Justice Dispensed’ from 3500 to 750 thats wild

[round mica]

Hot fix yes

[junior shore]

Yeah I'm surprised the penances were made easier and that one got such a huge drop

[modern bobcat]

Wtf

Wait, is that just the penance?

[spare cliff]

yar

[long sigil]

they back from summer vac?

[modern bobcat]

I had already gotten fucking 2900 kills

[limber pivot]

ironically after I'm done with them

[long sigil]

i hope so

[modern bobcat]

WHY

[long sigil]

work

[modern bobcat]

KiteFin, straight to jail

[long sigil]

work more

[coarse jackal]

did the store change

[long sigil]

it did?

[long sigil]

f

[long sigil]

no skin no fresh thing

[narrow ledge]

i hope we see more enemy variants

[long sigil]

fish rot

[spare cliff]

we literally got an update like two weeks ago

the skins are biweekly

always are

[stable fox]

Oh look another hotfix.

[marsh iris]

finally vet nerf?

[dreamy shuttle]

Waiter I require more updates. I already finished the previous one

[marsh iris]

[modern bobcat]

Better, more Ogryn buffs

[long sigil]

vet keystone gufy

buff las weapon and chain weapon special attack

[tacit geode]

Blessed kitefin was the gore issues fixed in this hotfix

[dreamy shuttle]

Give us shovels under barrels for tactical advantage

[acoustic tangle]

give us barrels under shovels*

[elder hare]

shovel bayonet when

[long sigil]

or balance patch weapon blessing

[spare cliff]

fix shovels men, over the top

[modern bobcat]

I feel like Vet should get an Autocannon

and Arbie a Heavy Stubber

[long sigil]

true

[gloomy void]

😭

[tacit geode]

Autocannon is more an ogryn weapon

[west urchin]

I don't see a fix in the notes such an annoying bug too, kills fps when half the horde explodes into a shower of blood

[modern bobcat]

Humans can use it

[spare cliff]

id love a heavy stubber for arbites

[elder hare]

our arbie should say "Hotshot" anytime we load special ammo in

[acoustic tangle]

mind blown

[rocky hound]

Done, fairly easy, put all crit on it and watch yourself have infinite ammo

[halcyon pebble]

Unless your vet have catachan body sculpture

[long sigil]

and why vet no have gunfire attack speed

[spare cliff]

this isnt the forums

[long sigil]

no?

[acoustic tangle]

fuck, there needs to be another karl urban dredd movie, that shit was so good

[modern bobcat]

I want my vet to look like Arnie in Commando

Cigar, shoulder mounted rocket launcher

[long sigil]

give vetran stuber

[elder hare]

two autoguns akimbo

[long sigil]

it gonna be cool

[modern bobcat]

My Rogue Trader char is already doing that XD

[long sigil]

dual axe

[modern bobcat]

I love that the RT Arbitrator class "Shotgun Mastery" talent is just "you can now dual wield shotguns have fun"

[spare cliff]

some dual melees would be fire

[modern bobcat]

it doesn't give you any bonuses to hit

just here have two fucking shotguns now

[elder hare]

its broken af with the shotgun shield build

[modern bobcat]

the combat or shredder shotgun + the slab shield early game

absolute insanity

[modest flume]

Perhaps

Virtual insanity?

[elder stone]

Good morning

[spice field]

I'm rolling 2 shotguns lol

[narrow ledge]

hi looshy

[modern bobcat]

They should let Arby in Darktide use two shotguns

dual-wield those shot-pistols

[spice field]

Any dual wielding in DT would be sick

[narrow ledge]

Kitefin please

[earnest mural]

Out of curiousity, I know this is very much dependent on personal comfort, but how does everyone have crouch bound? I find it really difficult to slide since by default it's bound to CTRL, which is a bit tough to hit for me

[dusky dune]

Ayyy, 100% Arbites Pre-Patch to make some penances easier

[narrow ledge]

CTRL dodge C slide and crouch

[vestal mantle]

My char is a DoT psyker

[elder stone]

Hello

[vestal mantle]

Soo much fire

[gentle granite]

got my ASS title, now I can go into heresy and get downed by one gunner

[vestal mantle]

And sometimes it doesnt even end up like that... Usually its like theres a big guy, guess im gonna nuke him now

[elder hare]

found the familial power armor, running electric psyker RT build...we out here doing a grey knight runthrough

[tacit geode]

I kept mine bound to left control and just roll my finger onto it to slide chain

[ashen dock]

Did they extend the inferno event? I thought it was gonna end today

[vestal mantle]

Im trying to figure out if I did smth wrong. I met Solomon but I just started Act 2 on Janus and he hasn't shown up since Aurora

[modern bobcat]

I bind crouch, dodge, slide and sprint all on the space bar

[narrow ledge]

id un bind dodge and jump, ctrl dodge is comfy

[modern bobcat]

it makes the game more challenging and fun

[narrow ledge]

hes lying

[modern bobcat]

Ok, I still have jump and dodge on the space bar

and it stucks ass XD

but I refuse to change my keybinds

[narrow ledge]

ctrl dodge

c slide crouch

grow up and learn

LEARN

CHANGE

GROWTH

SUCCEED

For the glory of mankind Lexmate.

[halcyon glen]

What’s the song that’s like sigmar sigmar boy sigmar boy?

[modern bobcat]

I love the feeling when I jump instead of dodge and get netted by a trapper

[vestal mantle]

Yea, then one day you too will be like keegan and get 2 rations on a thursday

[narrow ledge]

im gonna sig my mar

[narrow ledge]

yep

it was meat cream and corn soup day

needed it.

[vestal mantle]

Did you get the extra finger bone or did you get cheek flap

[drifting dragon]

Is the Gore still bugged after the latest hotfix?

[lethal hornet]

God damn it i just finished the justice dispensed penance

And then it gets lowered lol

[limber pivot]

LOL OH WELL

didn't mean the caps locks

I mean with the 100 matches you're still kinda bound to get it all

[prisma cypress]

Just dodge with your mind

Blows up pancakes with my mind

[vestal mantle]

Pancakes will always be the inferior crepe

[prisma cypress]

Crepes are just fruity pancakes

[severe sequoia]

I put dodge on space bar and jump on B

[round mica]

arbites nerfed in new hotfix what will i ever do

[prisma cypress]

Arbites nerf take away the dog

[limber pivot]

still be op

[round mica]

you cooked

ngl

[somber stream]

Wait

Did they nerf arbies

[modern bobcat]

What exactly did they nerf?

[limber pivot]

I'm not hating it's just arbites is overtunned in so many ways

[prisma cypress]

They neutered them

[limber pivot]

ya bleed dog splosions

[vestal mantle]

No... Sometimes there is whipped cream and chocolate

[round mica]

arbite had his stagger completely removed

[prisma cypress]

Exactly

[somber stream]

What the fuckl

[rocky hound]

Done, very easy. Use crit and flame.

[somber stream]

You better not trolling me big man

[round mica]

i’m not bro

[limber pivot]

they trolling

[round mica]

he doesn’t stagger anymore

[elder stone]

Yo okay

[severe sequoia]

Arbites now do negative stagger

[elder stone]

I’m going to crash out

[round mica]

and they nerfed his concussive node

[somber stream]

I'm blowing barrels next to you next time we play

[limber pivot]

they remover bolter and bolt pistol puncture from effecting the dog explosions

[prisma cypress]

It gives the enemy better posture

[round mica]

it now does bleed damage instead of impact

[rocky hound]

Have to admit, haven't used that in a while, sounds like an actual fun challenge.

[severe sequoia]

Chiurgeon subclass didn't pass med school

[round mica]

why?

[prisma cypress]

They took away arbies weapons he now can only use charge

[round mica]

stuck breaking the line infinitely

[elder stone]

They are mutilating arbites

[prisma cypress]

They actually turned him into a servoskull

You just float around

[round mica]

it was bound to happen

he was too OP

[prisma cypress]

Luigi house but it mansion

[elder stone]

It doesn’t make it any less sad

[somber stream]

They didn't do jack

[round mica]

ogryn walked so arbiters could wind sprint then have his kneecaps shot out from underneath him

[somber stream]

Only fix some visual

[limber pivot]

I mean it's just the bleed dog, Arbites is sure to get many more nerfs in the future

[blissful kiln]

fixing bugs*

[velvet bramble]

Do we know when the hot fix is coming to xbox?

[earnest mural]

Speaking about that dog... is it just me that has issues seeing whether it's an Arbites dog or an enemy dog?

[round mica]

i got you good didn’t i

[hexed vessel]

dawg i already grinded out those arbites penances 😭😭

[prisma cypress]

I’m over here stro-

[thick coyote]

Wind Sprint + Paralyzing jelly

[limber pivot]

they sound similar

[somber stream]

I trust people easily, that's on me

Never again

[prisma cypress]

Trust everything

[round mica]

it was only a prank sah

i’m sorry sah

[prisma cypress]

Never do your research

[round mica]

[somber stream]

[prisma cypress]

Just blindly accept any fact

[elder stone]

Oh my god

[round mica]

[elder stone]

I need to start reading what they do now

[round mica]

never trust an ogryn who is known for silly shenanigans

[somber stream]

🪨

Store rotate this Thursday?

[round mica]

what is the justice dispensed penance

i logged in and got it

[round mica]

i hope man

[somber stream]

Kill 3500 dudes

They lowered to 750

[round mica]

3500 dudes

as arb?

[somber stream]

ye

[elder hare]

light work

[somber stream]

Got it first day

[amber delta]

3500 elite dudes

[round mica]

well shit, looks like i got the master of war penance done for arb

that makes two classes i’ve completed now

bet you can’t guess mah first

[steep patrol]

What's the difference between twins boss encounter and ranged+melee captains in Havocs?

[round mica]

the karnak twins are quirky

[tacit geode]

Rinda attacks faster charges faster and doesn't have a gun
Rodin throws bombs

[round mica]

speaking of guns

neo volkite pistol when

[steep patrol]

Melee captain doesn't have a gun either and flies across the map just as much. Ranged captain throws gas bombs as well.

[severe sequoia]

The Kwarnaky Twins

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Face the wall

[tacit geode]

Ooooh I misunderstood

Then no they are the same

[round mica]

weird way of proposing

[stable fox]

Well, they adjusted those penances.

[tacit geode]

They might have lower shield health and their shields aren't tied together

[stable fox]

Makes grind much easier now.

[round mica]

wym the adjusted the penances

like the orthus offensive penances?

[steep patrol]

That's not part of the havoc encounter iirc

[olive mauve]

Not a hope in hell. They're extremely rare and our expendable asses aren't getting them.

GW haven't the balls

[true aspen]

is PS Mark 3 or 6 better?

[thick coyote]

6

It's slightly better than mk3

But still better

[true aspen]

Whats better about it, just tryna learn

the combo or

[round mica]

anyone else ever go back and rock the penal garbs for the drip

[elder hare]

love pulling up with the basic gear on havoc 40s

[thick coyote]

Mk6 Single target damage is better
Mobility is better
Safety is better
Horde Clearing is better

[normal linden]

What do they plan to do with economy in this game? It's completely busted, non-existent even. I have most of what I need to play open and maxed as of now, 1.5m of credits and thousands of plasteel and diamantine just sitting there which I can't spend on anything.

[somber stream]

They moved me to Precinct 87 now :c

[fallow saffron]

cant wait to get a new computer
have to reinstall the game because it wont install the update

[elder merlin]

[sweet pumice]

Fatshark I love ya'll and the recent hotfix is great, but why has the Captain shield insta-kill explosion managed to survive through like 10 patches now?

[thick coyote]

Mk6 Single target damage comes from Push Attack + Light Light combos

[round mica]

bro, i’m rocking the penal garb with true survivor title on and some of the more rare portraits and medals

[thick coyote]

Chained Deathblow took a ~year to be fixed

[round mica]

people are walking by me on the mourning star and staring at my purdy face

[somber stream]

H40 carry when

[true aspen]

Ooo thanks

[rose pine]

Why are you standing by the weird doctor so much?

[round mica]

brother i struggled to get true survivor because i was using a meme build

it took me a whole 4 tries

this was pre rework oggie

[somber stream]

Dang

Hope the bullshit modifier is gone for this week

[round mica]

because i’m lonely

[elder hare]

next week: damage resistant pox bursters and carapace snipers

[true aspen]

Is it flak/unarmoured for PS 6 perks?

or Manic worth it 🤔

[elder stone]

Hello

[somber stream]

Hi yes hello

[long sigil]

3.4gigbyte for small hotfix?

what do they doing

new something?

[somber stream]

Bet they added more cosmetic to the game as well

[long sigil]

hope cool skin

[elder stone]

Probably arbites skins

[round mica]

what colour garb should i choose for my boy spanky

what should my crime be

[elder stone]

Red because I imagine ogryns would like red crayons

[tacit geode]

They did

[round mica]

i was rockin the yellow garb

[round mica]

but red is a symbol for disobedience

and ogryn is a good boy

[glass dome]

Anyone crashing with FSR3 on?

[somber stream]

Got any visual for me furry boi?

[round mica]

i chose green

[blissful kiln]

Give crushers Achlys Heavy Stubbers

[tacit geode]

Course!
#darktide-driptide message
#darktide-driptide message
Enjoy your recolour

[somber stream]

SLOP

[rose pine]

Thought it was because everyone was jealous of your pretty face! And you felt bad for all the uglies.

[somber stream]

I mean it's to be expected but damn Fatshark

[long sigil]

new skins

does not look

fancy

[somber stream]

No shit Bart

[long sigil]

fat ass dont know how to rob my money

[thick coyote]

Can't believe it's a Recolor

[elder stone]

Don’t we just love recolors?

Can’t wait for the shop to have absolute slop for the next two weeks

[long sigil]

wait

weapon skin can good

please

[floral ermine]

they dropped peak with this rotation so naturally back to slop next week

[elder hare]

next release: "okay so we heard about what you were saying with recolors....so now here's green"

[somber stream]

I love how you cope Bart

Never change

(it's going to be red guns)

[long sigil]

not update yet

but

weapon skin can good

[severe sequoia]

Hey FS when do we get Mobian steel cosmetics, I want knightly rejects

[long sigil]

if they give relic blade skin

can be fine

[round mica]

i love people who enjoy my ogryn RP

[long sigil]

or axe skin

[elder stone]

It’s great

[round mica]

[elder stone]

Feels like I’m in the killzone with an 8 foot tall human tank

[modern bobcat]

wait what do you mean rp

I thought you were a real ogryn

[round mica]

i was rp’ing as the god emperor ogryn

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

What is that little industry plant creature

[rocky hound]

Completed, a lot of fun actually. Realised I basically never used the fold down version lol

[modern bobcat]

One thing they should add as an enemy type since Arbites dropped

[elder stone]

Doro

[modern bobcat]

is corrupted Dreg/Scab Enforcers with shields

https://preview.redd.it/enforcer-shield-v0-npid4tkft08c1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4055d091e80a35f02a93851dc86dd0562ebd43

in this style

so that our Arbies can krump some corrupt cops

[neat hawk]

How long does it take for the shop to refresh?

[dry pebble]

really good idea

[modern bobcat]

Would give some more variety than just Bulwarks

and some potentially good voice lines

YOU BETRAYED THE LEX

etc

[dry pebble]

i always though this game would be good with an enemy type like the glyphid warden from DRG, like a cultists that is casting a protection spell on an elite and you have to kill it first

[dry pebble]

savant psyker could recognize them

[tired steeple]

Yeah clanrats sometimes had shields in vt

So this wouldn’t go amiss

[stuck wasp]

I think the Blooded's Kill Team Trench Sweeper would be more like what we should see for the Scab.

Corrupt Enforcers being kept for a new faction

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[modern bobcat]

That could be good, Enforcers for Dreg cult and Trench sweepers for scabs

[round mica]

stick this up your lex

[modern bobcat]

with the scab one they could use a modified Shotgunner model

[round mica]

[stuck wasp]

Enforcers would be strange among the Dregs, could see them do something fully new model wise (not like the Dregs are based on one anyway)

[modern bobcat]

Well doesn't have to be a whole new faction necessarily

just the corruption spreading through more of planet's hierarchy

they could scrap the dreg classification for a wider "Admonition" faction classification

covering dregs and other corrupted sectors of the Hive administration

Would be nice to see a small shielded enemy either way

for more tactical challenge

[somber stream]

Love the larp, looking forward till next time

[modern bobcat]

Wait til you see my Ogryn larp B)

[halcyon glen]

Work work work work

[somber stream]

Need more larpgryn tbh, maybe i should be one

[modern bobcat]

I've had the name Hulk-Hogryn since launch

so you might guess what my larp is

[somber stream]

Smash.

[modern bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oMNllFvFX3Y?feature=share

TRAIN. EAT YOUR CORPSE STARCH. SAY YOUR PRAYERS TO THE EMPEROR.

[somber stream]

Oh i got the wrong Hulk

[modern bobcat]

Still haven't found the right outfit in Commodore for him

Cos I gotta decide between NWO Hulk or classic Hulk

The operative black leather would have worked for NWO era

[golden dawn]

any recommendations for an ogryn player strugggling 2 get any use/value outta his ranged weapon? i asked ogryn chat but got aired

[modern bobcat]

Kickback or Rumbler

[golden dawn]

i dont get the appeal of rumbler it feels like its doing a whole lotta nothing

[modern bobcat]

Take rumbler, get adhesive grenades, get unyielding damage