#general-chat

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jade fable
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Why yes Im a Phone poster and sex haver

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I see

thick coyote
jovial pine
marsh iris
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sex

thick coyote
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matt-smith-morbius-dancing.mp4

jade fable
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GW-ceo-explaiming-why-minis-prices-need-to-increase-100%-after-switching-to-resin.avi

elder merlin
marsh iris
zinc marsh
jovial pine
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and it'll be a rental service

marsh iris
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print and rent? xd

thick valve
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hush rejects, don't give them more ideas

jovial pine
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the printer itself needs to be rented

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at least the pieces would be yours...maybe........

marsh iris
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the printed minis are on rent

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have to melt them back or it will be billed by the hour weekly

torn apex
zinc marsh
torn apex
# elder stone quiet, reject

Yes sir! Miss? Ah, whatever, there's heretics that need a bullet in their heads, where are the rattling snipers?

zinc marsh
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they're too busy raiding the mess hall

torn apex
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Then I'm sure they won't mind if we grab their guns, right?

torn apex
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No one is as crazy as we rejects are

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I mean, we face daemonhosts, beasts of nurgle, chaos warps and plague ogryns on a daily basis

marsh iris
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we're hero characters maybe better compared to guardsmen

jade fable
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Geneseed storage and management duty

torn apex
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No no, Garut's right. A guardsman would be either shot or gone crazy after seeing what we see everyday

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I'ts a miracle Rannick doesn't shoot us, too

nocturne bloom
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I dont kill DH, I launch teammates into them chad

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Hags be hungry

torn apex
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The DH shall die

elder stone
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I had a bot run to a medicae station right next to a DH

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And it targeted me

marsh iris
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i have skill issue against DH due to its fast movement and smaller body to hit

elder stone
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I just block if it’s targeting me

torn apex
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That's what I always do when there's a boss

marsh iris
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quite a challenge for me to try hit its head

torn apex
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True, hitting a DH's head is so difficult

silver mango
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I just let it kill whoever it targets

torn apex
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They move way too much

nocturne bloom
marsh iris
nocturne bloom
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Anus ritual peepoSusp

lethal solstice
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Melee bleedthrough is calculated based off of:
Damage X missing toughness%
If you have 85% toughness and get hit for 100 you take 15 straight to HP

marsh iris
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heinous anus

torn apex
lethal solstice
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No crushers just do hilarious damage and have a toughness damage modifier

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Let me pull it up

torn apex
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Yeah please, pull it up lol

lethal solstice
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416 damage with a 2x toughness modifier and melee spillover

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(for the overhead)

sacred nest
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I want a more unhinged psyker class

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I know the psyker is unhinged by definition

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but I want something that's more sacrifice for crazy stuff

elder stone
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I’ll always advocate for an engineer class

sacred nest
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no, ew

odd rock
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wtf is the railroaded modifier

thick valve
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I know not everyone does this but I'm getting tired of it.
If you're a streamer, sending me a message to watch you will result in being blocked. Stop

elder stone
sacred nest
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skitarii are not engineers

nocturne bloom
elder stone
sacred nest
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you mean a tech priest?

elder stone
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Tech priests are eh

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I like the skitariis

sacred nest
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you said engineer though

elder stone
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Yes and the skitarii would make more sense

sacred nest
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skitarii are not engineers

torn apex
sacred nest
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they're infantry for the mechanicus

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they don't work on machinery

elder stone
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Still would be cool

fiery wave
sacred nest
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no I agree

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I like the idea of skitarii

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I want death cult assassin

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I know zealot exists

torn apex
elder stone
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Issue is tech priests don’t usually go into combat zones iirc

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So I think a skitarii could fit

sacred nest
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well

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yes

fiery wave
sacred nest
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I'm saying that if you want an engineer, skitarii are not gonna be that

torn apex
sacred nest
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I want plague marines as a boss

sacred nest
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and before I hear arguments about power, a beast of nurgle is stronger than a space marine

thick coyote
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There's a technoarcheologist that went into battles

lethal solstice
sacred nest
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I'm gonna make the statement anyways

thick coyote
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We all know that our 4 crackheads could easily beat one anyways

lethal solstice
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Marines are boring anyways, keeping this a human to human conflict is nice

torn apex
sacred nest
fiery wave
lethal solstice
sacred nest
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why do you hate your own models

lethal solstice
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Humans are more interesting for darktide

torn apex
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True

lethal solstice
sacred nest
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nah, make this space marine game

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add a space marine class

lethal solstice
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Lots of room for fun gloopy technical effects

sacred nest
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make it space marine: darktide

fiery wave
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I rather they add plaguebearers as mini boss and the finale being to stop a GUO.

elder stone
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Marines would ruin Darktide imo

torn apex
sacred nest
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GUO would be a little outside the wheelhouse

torn apex
fiery wave
fiery wave
lethal solstice
somber stream
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Marines are lame, they're everywhere already (despite being 'rare')

torn apex
sacred nest
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I should also say

elder stone
fiery wave
torn apex
stoic mirage
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i love the theory that the cult is trying to summon a greater daemon. it makes no sense lore wise how the rejects would win that but it still is cool

sacred nest
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we would be the size of great unclean one's foot

lethal solstice
stoic mirage
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i wonder how FS would even try to make that work

fiery wave
torn apex
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Yeah

lethal solstice
sacred nest
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the map would have to be way bigger than anything we've seen in darktide, just to accomodate the GUO

elder stone
sacred nest
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unless you mean like, its a goal thing, rather than a boss

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which might work

somber stream
torn apex
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I wish we could sed the Moebian 21st. in action though, not just holding their ground at the start of a mission and then coming in after we leave

somber stream
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We need 3 Ratlings in a trenchcoat

torn apex
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Because we all know the 21st. got hit hard

fiery wave
torn apex
elder stone
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That would be interesting, I’d imagine they would only patrol specific areas like HD2

sacred nest
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if we take the average of models, which is said to be 1:56 in terms of size reference, a great unclean one is 105 mm, 105 times 56 is 5880, converting that to feet, we get about 19.3 feet

torn apex
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And then helping them hold it

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Kind of like the stimms mission where we verify them and then wait for the roof to open

elder stone
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That could be cool

sacred nest
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you know who could fight a great unclean one

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a space marine class

torn apex
fiery wave
elder stone
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Space marines would just ruin the game

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They don’t fit Darktide at all

sacred nest
gilded socket
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I want to cosplay as a zealot wearing the morbian sixth penance gear so bad (the armor set from hestia)

fiery wave
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A Khornate, a Slaaneshi and a Tzeentchian walk aboard the Mourningstar to take down Nurgle's plot.

elder stone
fiery wave
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Because it works for them to undermine Nurgle.

unreal quiver
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Helsreach is a goated video

torn apex
gilded socket
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Thats their gear

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From before they turned

torn apex
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Ah, because I kept looking at them now and it didn't look the same

gilded socket
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The blue armor you get from hestia is that very armor

torn apex
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Ah

gilded socket
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The shoulder pads say 6 in roman numerals

marsh iris
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budget ultra marine armor

torn apex
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Right now I'm running the Moebian 21st. outfits, because they look amazing

gilded socket
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There’s only one sixth in the moebian domain

marsh iris
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our very own space marine at home

elder stone
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I’m waiting for the truskan snowhounds to return

torn apex
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They even have "Atoma 1st tour" written

fiery wave
nocturne bloom
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Not too big on the 6th set but its nice to take it out every now and again

zenith merlin
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the 21st set really needs to be added as DLC

fiery wave
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Cos I might have to get both then.

gilded socket
zenith merlin
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too bad the 21st have been sidelined

torn apex
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It wasn't really an event

gilded socket
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The hordes

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Groaners wearing armor

torn apex
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I'll go find a picture, brb

gilded socket
narrow ledge
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please fix the ugly green on the Accatran XII recon las, its on the flashlight, just make it the rank 20 red like the rest of the gun

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it upsets me so much

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same with laspistol iron sight

gentle cedar
narrow ledge
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fix the game fs

inland mantle
torn apex
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Honestly, I love how big the shoulders on the Moebian 21st. chest piece are

nocturne bloom
narrow ledge
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are you a grown man

elder merlin
torn apex
narrow ledge
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lie^

nocturne bloom
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Nah, you thought it was cute

elder stone
torn apex
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It is cute, yeah. But I'd never choose to use it

inland mantle
torn apex
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Anyways, I'll be off to sleep for tonight

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Goodnight everyone

elder stone
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Goodnight

nocturne bloom
elder merlin
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@haughty kettle, who are you?

elder stone
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Paul stop looking for psykers

delicate vapor
inland mantle
elder merlin
inland mantle
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Accept and see what happens

elder merlin
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And i dont remember them

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But they are in this server

delicate vapor
elder merlin
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But my memoey is shit sometimes

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So i cant tell if we have talked before or if they are a bot

inland mantle
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New sticker very nice

delicate vapor
elder stone
elder merlin
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Yo @jovial pine

broken orbit
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sigh...one day ill get excise spireside. One day ._.

elder merlin
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Their name dont even come up for me in the search

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I declined

elder stone
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Yeah doesn’t search up

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Might be accidental

delicate vapor
elder merlin
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Lol only thing for them is that they joined

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Its a fuckin bot

inland mantle
jovial pine
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if it's a rather generic female profile it's almost always a bot

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well, if they add you randomly, anyway

elder merlin
broken orbit
inland mantle
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Sound about right

jovial pine
delicate vapor
elder merlin
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Emotes

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Whatever

gilded socket
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Hoy fuck i found it

delicate vapor
gilded socket
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The moebian armor cosplay

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Its the stl but you get the idea

delicate vapor
elder merlin
inland mantle
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Close enough

elder stone
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It’s green

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It’s a dinosaur

inland mantle
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Does that mean Im a dinosaur loregryn

viral ravine
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I’m so pissed every time I’m like 4/5 of my auric storm survivor progress some tomfoolery happens whether is a nonce teammate shooting a pox bomber near the end of a match or my dog bugging out and sitting there watching a hound just maul me (pretty sweet game)

elder merlin
inland mantle
elder stone
elder merlin
viral ravine
elder merlin
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Turns out Loosh is just colorblind

somber stream
marsh iris
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high five

elder stone
elder merlin
inland mantle
inland mantle
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🔥

delicate vapor
delicate smelt
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How long does it take to get red name

dull tapir
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I’m convinced someone at obese fish is watching me try to get to 25 this weekend and just constantly smiting me from afar lol

delicate smelt
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Oh hey

elder stone
inland mantle
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You already have one

delicate vapor
jovial pine
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omg i got added by a female anime pfp discord with the name "sharon"

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im in

inland mantle
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Surely not a scammer never

somber stream
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Do not redeem

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Sah!

delicate smelt
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Great name for an anime fan

rotund belfry
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how do i change my crosshair to a custom one

inland mantle
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mods

delicate smelt
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You can switch your crosshairs in the interface setting

elder stone
rotund belfry
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i seen this dude using a csgo type crosshair

inland mantle
rotund belfry
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on darktide

inland mantle
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Maybe this mod

rotund belfry
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ill check it out thx

elder stone
somber stream
elder stone
somber stream
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Elders still fall for their tricks, sadly

elder stone
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You see Licht, if you send every scammer a virus to delete system32, they explode

somber stream
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Doing god's work Loosh

elder stone
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I also pirate movies

somber stream
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It's always morally correct to pirate stuff online

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But maybe spare the small indie game studios

elder stone
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I don’t pirate indie games

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I pirated the fnaf movie and SpongeBob movie

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But I can probably get more

somber stream
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I pirated a few barbie animated movies once

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Emperor bless the 5 soul still keep the seed going

trail isle
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the only thing i would love to pirate is sims 4 and all its dlcs tbh

elder stone
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I love pirating movies

somber stream
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Is putting a chair in front of the ladder to the pool trick still working

elder stone
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I love not paying for streaming services

elder merlin
trail isle
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Me personally i love my wife

elder stone
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You have a wife?

elder merlin
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And a kid

trail isle
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No no kid

elder merlin
somber stream
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Have 5 kids

elder stone
trail isle
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U

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like

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ever since we played clash royale

elder stone
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I’m kidding with you

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I know it’s me

trail isle
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Im aware

elder stone
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Good

elder stone
somber stream
elder stone
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I’ll leave them with you Licht

somber stream
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Nah no thanks, kids hate me

elder stone
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That’s okay

somber stream
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I always have this face around them:

" >:| "

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Like, mildly annoyed but not aggresively so

elder stone
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I can’t risk my children playing hog 2.6

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@trail isle what do you think of the plan to donate the children to Licht

trail isle
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Idk

delicate vapor
tiny shore
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Why is one side of the eagle symbol for what I assume is the imperium missing an eye?

long sigil
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wait

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when do they return

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on summer vac

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2weeks?

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or more

somber stream
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Which is funni af considering the things they've been doing

long sigil
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if they so long

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guess

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study

tiny shore
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I mean praise the emperor

elder stone
marsh iris
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bone broth ingredient'

somber stream
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The amount of hairyticks here is concerning

elder stone
somber stream
tiny shore
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LOL

marsh iris
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i bet he'd make a killer demi-glace

elder stone
tiny shore
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Curious. Is there something specific about the emperor that, with everyone believing him a god, would allow him to ascend to a warp god?

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Or can anyone in the imperium ascend that way if everyone believed them a god

lethal solstice
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No

somber stream
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But chose to turn away from them to make his own club instead

lethal solstice
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Just a stupid powerful psyker

somber stream
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Nah

elder stone
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I bet he’s nice and aged like cheese

lethal solstice
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We also have a chat specifically for this with people who actually know the answers

narrow ledge
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Removed damage cap after 4th target. do this hoe chain axe

tiny shore
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Imagine if for April fools, they made Big E a playable class lol

somber stream
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Such an effort from Fatshark? No wai

tiny shore
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That or any elite you kill has a chance to become a Chaos marine

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Also, why do people say space marines are so hard to kill? Don't they kill each other pretty easily using the same bolters we can use?

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Can't like 5 or 10 dudes just mag dump a space marine if they have range on him

jaunty path
tiny shore
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Guess that's assuming you can get the shots on him by time he rushes you lol

glacial shoal
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oi

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hope yall are doin good

lethal solstice
lethal solstice
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Whether it works or not is up to the writer

elder merlin
tiny shore
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I need to read some source material on 40k

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it's hard basing everything off social media comments and a few partially played games lol

lethal solstice
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Just go read Lexi

somber stream
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The Custodes in the lore have lightning reflexes, literally so as they were described to cut down hordes of warp daemons in a matter of seconds

Yet in the show 1 female custodes moved like slug when fighting off some space bugs. The lore is very inconsistent

lethal solstice
lethal solstice
somber stream
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Point stands

narrow ledge
somber stream
narrow ledge
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thats why they are struggling w tv show too

thick coyote
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Space Marines

narrow ledge
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henry cavil is trying to not let them fuck it up

thick coyote
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Either unlikable gods

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Or dies to a pebble

narrow ledge
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gw is dying

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carried by fan animations

somber stream
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Yeah they've been doing some self-destructive move in recent years

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All the in the of profit

wooden creek
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Plot twist, GW forced Amazon to force GW to add female custodes. I don't know how, but [insert political party of your choice] were involved as well.

elder stone
narrow ledge
somber stream
narrow ledge
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it was a non issue

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the women factions are dope as fuck

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literally lore reason why it was only men

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no women ive ever talked to other than a online virtue signaler cared

somber stream
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No it was about "we don't like men exclusive faction, wahmen can do it too"

narrow ledge
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its all smoke and mirrors

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we love retconning lore for no reason, ahem, star wars

stoic mirage
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waaaa waaaa WH wanted to include women 😭

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what will i ever do

narrow ledge
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women are included in wh :)

somber stream
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Oh boy, here's one right now

stoic mirage
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that custodian was cool ash

narrow ledge
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its different when its forced vs authentic

stoic mirage
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got the custodian personality down

lethal solstice
grave plaza
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star wars female main character, did that one went flop?

stoic mirage
stoic mirage
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you think there are actual 9foot men super human soldiers running around?

narrow ledge
stoic mirage
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this entire thing was made up

narrow ledge
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its the writing and lame bs in the script

lethal solstice
grave plaza
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ofc

somber stream
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Next up: Men in the rank of Sister of Battle, because men can be sisters too. Since it's fiction

grave plaza
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Femboy of battle

marsh iris
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Misters of Sisters

tawny grail
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I'm so mad
About this bad writing
In Warhammer 40K
Argh

stoic mirage
somber stream
stoic mirage
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they can make up what they want since its all fake

nocturne bloom
elder stone
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Can we add mommy asmr to wh40k canon? I think it would benefit everyone

narrow ledge
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yes

tawny grail
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How dare they put these people there and those people here
What are they thinking
Literal criminals

narrow ledge
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let Slaanesh whisper in your ear

stoic mirage
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thats in there somewhere

grave plaza
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trench crusader i heard is worse

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was cool, but heard is awful community

marble tree
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nah it's great

grave plaza
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guess is discord Cesspool in TC

narrow ledge
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all that aside id let a female custodes do whatever she wanted to me

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that being said, goodnight

stoic mirage
grave plaza
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that mods stalk people account

marsh iris
marble tree
marsh iris
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hadron should do it bentley ad style

nocturne bloom
marble tree
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what tweet part

elder stone
somber stream
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Okay this is getting kinky

stoic mirage
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uve heard this somewhere before

elder stone
grave plaza
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slaanesh zone

elder stone
narrow ledge
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im lexxing it

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im lexxing it

elder stone
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Ambatulex

narrow ledge
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Lex with me Lexmate.

somber stream
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LEXXING

elder stone
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We can all have a lex sesh

grave plaza
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lexington the flexington

marsh iris
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Letsmate

narrow ledge
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im gonna Lex you so hard

somber stream
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I love Lex

elder stone
thick coyote
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Lexmaniacs have breached quarantine 🗣️

nocturne bloom
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Im pogryn it

narrow ledge
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You dirty heretic. The Lex will fix you in time.

elder stone
marsh iris
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Im gonna lex these heretics and deny them their safeword

grave plaza
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enough borderline heresy

elder stone
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Selling Hadron asmr for 500,000 dockets 🗣️

grave plaza
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going flex the lex

nocturne bloom
narrow ledge
#

when femcel hadron arc

elder stone
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Lexcel

grave plaza
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Lexcel KEKW_ogryn

elder stone
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We are all lexcels

grave plaza
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L-excel

narrow ledge
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Lex-Pilled

elder stone
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Lexmaxxing

narrow ledge
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Lex it

grave plaza
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my lexy is doing shieldmaxxing

narrow ledge
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im gonna Lex on this Heretics face

elder stone
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I think about you when I lex it btw

somber stream
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The Lexposting got a bit all over the place huh

elder stone
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(You know who you are)

marsh iris
narrow ledge
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😊

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gonna lex one out to this chat

elder stone
narrow ledge
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100 dockets

elder stone
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Let’s trade our lex pics

narrow ledge
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also Trench Crusade art is peak

elder stone
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It is

narrow ledge
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Lexhammer 40,000 Lextide

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this game is stupid. why do i need 40,000 warhammers. max youll need in a lifetime is like 5, 10 if u wanna give some as gifts

elder stone
nocturne bloom
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I dont wanna lex max anymore, I wanna be happy

narrow ledge
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lex harder lexmate.

elder stone
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I’ll send lexxing asmr

grave plaza
nocturne bloom
grave plaza
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douglas

elder stone
nocturne bloom
narrow ledge
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me lex mommy me

nocturne bloom
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Not me

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Im straight freaktiding it

elder stone
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Freaktide < Lextide

narrow ledge
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@onyx musk fix 4 hit cap

onyx musk
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TEMPERATURES RISING‼️ 🗣️ loregryn loregryn

narrow ledge
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i wish my character could smoke an American Spirit Blue

nocturne bloom
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Which blue

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There's like 4

narrow ledge
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light blue

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i dont like turquoise

nocturne bloom
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Which light blue

elder stone
narrow ledge
marsh iris
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devs make arbies go on all fours when using lone wolf talent

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wolf should be on fours

nocturne bloom
narrow ledge
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the failed hyperlink is kinda funny

halcyon glen
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👋

tiny shore
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When a gun has [60/80]% for 4 stats and [Whatever/60]% for the last stat, does that mean that when you upgrade it, all the stats will end up at 80% and that last one 60%? Or, do you want to wait and try to find weapons that have as close to [X/80]% as possible to maximize the stat?

narrow ledge
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figure it out Lexmate

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may the emperor and The Lex guide your every move.

nocturne bloom
tiny shore
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Okay. I didn't know if it meant something like "you got X% of the weapons max value" and were getting less value when you upgraded it.

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Thank you

marsh iris
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i have lots of dockies so i dont care, only find the desirable possible max stats and upgrade the hell out

nocturne bloom
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Easy

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Stonks

onyx musk
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auric missions give u line 40-80k a piece dont they

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its really easy to get money

elder stone
elder merlin
marsh iris
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auric had exponentially more dockies than damnation (4-5 times more i think)

tiny shore
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If you find the weapon with the stats you want, but it's level 300, its still fine to buy it since you can upgrade the "item level" right?

tiny shore
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Excellent, thank you for the information.

onyx musk
tiny shore
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Just found a revolver in the Requisitorium and it's the first gun I've seen with 80% all stats and 60% for mobility.

nocturne bloom
#

The time for e girling is over

tiny shore
#

Unelss quickdraw revolver is something you want mobility in lol

onyx musk
nocturne bloom
tiny shore
#

I didn't even think of that

marsh iris
#

mass trash ligma

tiny shore
#

LOL

onyx musk
#

you always want 60 mobility

#

or 60 defences some weapons call mobility defence

elder merlin
#

I put 80 defences on one of my weapons

tiny shore
#

I swear i've seen a weapon where it listed defense as the one to give dash distance and speed while also listing mobility

#

maybe i'm wrong though

elder merlin
#

Dollar store jeff the orca

tiny shore
#

Last last question

#

LOL

nocturne bloom
#

I did get a shot pistol that had 0/60 damage, its too funny to scrap

elder merlin
marsh iris
tiny shore
#

Say you find a Curious at level 300, 14% toughness. Is it worth upgrading or does it somehow get less stats and make it not as worth as just trying to get on that gives 20%, which I assume is the max.

tiny shore
somber stream
#

We all have 80/80 weapon

#

But have you seen a 0/80?

nocturne bloom
#

I do still have it

somber stream
#

Give it to me

nocturne bloom
#

No

somber stream
somber stream
#

Not asking

nocturne bloom
#

Not giving

somber stream
elder merlin
#

Look for +3 stamina at 410

marsh iris
#

spammed like 30k melk money still cant get max base curio

tiny shore
# marsh iris find the one close to 430

Alright, thank you. I haven't done a ton of messing around with upgrading stuff, since i've been leveling and scared to waste resources potentially. Did a bit just with weapons I liked. Didn't know when those power levels indicated pieces were worth buying

tiny shore
#

melk money

marsh iris
tiny shore
#

Bro is 3/3 with memes

somber stream
#

I love gambling

#

Melk Gacha

delicate vapor
marsh iris
#

melk crypto coins

somber stream
#

Melking it

arctic shoal
#

Melkcoin

elder stone
livid blaze
#

being able to dual wield the revolver would be fun.

#

half the ammo, though

#

longer reload, too

tiny shore
#

oh man, imagine they rework veteran for dual wield and it's a gunslinger and you use executioners stance lol

livid blaze
#

perfect.

#

I mean, if any class could use it

#

It'd be Vet

#

they are literally

#

"guy or gal with gun"

tiny shore
#

John Shootgunner

#

Jane Gunshooter

livid blaze
#

Gun McGunface

nocturne bloom
tiny shore
#

"Come on, load a bullet into me, do it. load a bullet and shoot me" - Gun McGunface from Gunderlands 2

livid blaze
#

lmao

#

i want an Ogryn primary that's just

#

Fists.

tiny shore
#

YES

livid blaze
#

-# PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES.

nocturne bloom
#

Ogryn power fist when

elder stone
#

Heavy from TF2 energy

tiny shore
#

inb4 grenade gaunt

#

Punching shit as ogryn would be.....perfection

livid blaze
#

maybe..

#

Ogryn-sized brass knuckles?

tiny shore
#

Jab, slap, hammerfist, uppercut.

livid blaze
#

rather than pure fists

livid blaze
tiny shore
#

Could be basically a piece of metal rolled to look like a "J". It has a leather strap and curls slightly so the finger can grip it

#

Probably cheap/thematic

livid blaze
#

would Plasteel be cheap?

halcyon glen
#

Hello

tiny shore
#

Good question

#

What do they use that for anyway

livid blaze
#

what even IS plasteel

tiny shore
#

exactly!

nocturne bloom
#

I just want heavy sword to be worth using

tiny shore
#

It sounds like some really pliable metal

elder merlin
#

Duh

tiny shore
livid blaze
#

well obvs

#

Is it a uhh

#

alloy?

elder merlin
livid blaze
#

rare metal?

tiny shore
#

Maybe its like the stuff from star wars

elder merlin
#

Dont question it

nocturne bloom
#

Its been over a year since ive seen someone use it

livid blaze
#

wait

#

im red now

#

why am i red

elder merlin
#

Or you'll get vindicare'd

elder merlin
livid blaze
#

:(

nocturne bloom
#

Erm there is no plastic in plasteel sir

tiny shore
#

Star Wars uses plasteel as well and it's for armors/shields

#

Maybe that's what guardsman armor is made of?

livid blaze
#

nah, PDF gear's make from basic flak, right?

nocturne bloom
#

Dark Age was plasteel armor iirc

#

Not a lore person

#

Just what I saw

tiny shore
#

I'm guessing some kinda armor/weapon thing

#

It's kinda everywhere

#

Idk what else we'd need it for as a bunch of rejects scrounging for gear

livid blaze
#

we give it to Hadron in exchange for her upgrading our stuff

tiny shore
#

Hmmm. Maybe something for whatever machine stuff they make a lot of ?

#

Repairs maybe

simple drum
#

I just hopped in my car and the dashboard told me my keyfob battery is at 0%

#

never been so surprised in my life with cars, you always find weird and unique features

tiny shore
simple drum
#

Car wont start now sorry

tiny shore
#

just go walk around, find some lithium and hop there's a hot tech priest/ess walking around being sassy

simple drum
#

Thankfully my mom bought some of those batteries a while back

simple drum
jovial pine
#

somehow it always goes back to hot tech priestesses

livid blaze
#

hot?

#

you find them hot?

simple drum
#

Add a c4 charge to the back of it to so when i press the unlock button my keyfob blows my hand off

tiny shore
#

Just get some incense and have them bless /pray for the car

jovial pine
#

no I'm not weird like that

simple drum
#

Well i use two hands on my keyfob so both my hands would get blown off

#

Did you know you could make gum out of c4

tiny shore
#

Bro, I wonder what group is gonna send people to help get teh tithe up and going again

#

Who's the next likely group to donate some troops to getting tertium up and running again

#

not a dude named jerk o matic.

#

LOL

marble tree
#

Arbites are the people who are sent out if the tithe is lacking

#

Happy to serve lockedin

simple drum
#

Jerk o matic

#

The most

#

Honorable

#

The enlightened

#

Jerkomatic

light nymph
#

sorry that the arbites you serve with arent named like slab gutclench and beef hardbod

simple drum
#

Just butchered ur name

tiny shore
#

Or they send some anyway to look after the moebian steel plant

light nymph
#

prolly the usual stuff tertium sends

ripe tangle
#

which wouldnt be far off from what you just said

tiny shore
#

beef fucking hardbod

#

jesus

#

that's funny

livid blaze
tiny shore
#

commencing google of skitarri

ripe tangle
light nymph
#

MY MAN

tiny shore
#

Dude that sounds great. galvanic rifles and radiation guns

#

Lightning rifle, lightning pistol, Radiation launcher thats like grenade but clouds of dot gas

ripe tangle
#

maybe for like a short burst or whatever

marsh iris
#

arbites licking their lips when they see psyker rejects

tiny shore
#

Ability has to be an arm coming off the back and each of 3 nodes changes what it does lol

light nymph
#

Ah yes my fellow lexmans bolt vanderhuge, crunch slamchest, blast thickneck, and myself hack blowfist

light nymph
#

okay ive exausted all the names i could remember off the dome

#

funnily i cant remember the space muntiny guys actual name

#

is it reb brown? i forget

ripe tangle
#

it's alright Chriss, have an extra ration, consider it a blessing from the Glorious God Emperor

marble tree
#

The thing is, the tithe has been noticed to be late or missing for a while now. Arbites are here to make sure it'll get back and running without delay and whilst doing so will dispense some will of the Lex to the less fortunate.
But what comes next if they fail to achieve that goal is not very clear, in some instances an invasion force is sent out in a situation in which it turns out the planet is lost but I don't think Darktide will go with that route just for narrative purposes. Whatever we get next is probably something else entirely, not linked to the lack of tithe

tiny shore
halcyon glen
#

Earth keeps on rolling

#

Witnessed falling

ripe tangle
tiny shore
light nymph
#

great movie

ripe tangle
#

"biggus dickus"

tiny shore
#

Weirdly enough, with my love of parody movies, i've never seen any monty python

light nymph
#

like the part with the alien for no reason

livid blaze
#

just heard Melk utter 'I heard you're interested in Atoman politics?'

i am a meathead Ogryn named 'Chuckles', who's main strategy is 'stand somewhere and be a sponge', I don't think he knows what a politic is

ripe tangle
light nymph
waxen walrus
#

Wait there are multiple politic?

light nymph
#

yeah quite a few on tertium

tiny shore
ripe tangle
light nymph
#

and with commisar dukane we have other planets vying for power on tertium

ripe tangle
#

❤️

halcyon glen
#

The weave is dying

tiny shore
#

I only speculated the tech priest thing, because I played some rogue trader before this and the tech priest there had a shock rifle and some other stuff I'd imagine we could see around here

rough rose
#

sigh any chance somebody can help me with mods? or is that not a discussable topic here?

rough rose
#

permissiont o dm?

waxen walrus
#

Sure

narrow ledge
ripe tangle
narrow ledge
#

lexmate.

marble tree
narrow ledge
#

Femcel Hadron arc incoming

light nymph
# tiny shore It's hard to speculate looking at it through the eyes of someone newer to the ve...

important thing to note that the arbites are not here to stop the heretics trying to bust up the planet per say, in fact the marhalls strategy is highly unorthodox because the arbities usually dont prioritize stopping uprisings in the name of securing the tithe, so the fact alone that the main marshall has set up precints means he needs everything possible from tertium (or something bigger is going on)

ripe tangle
light nymph
#

LEXING IT BROTHER

waxen walrus
#

Lex

marsh iris
#

oil

narrow ledge
#

Lex....

#

are you lexing it....

#

like

waxen walrus
narrow ledge
#

warhammer 40,000 lextide?

#

lexmate.

#

lex with us

waxen walrus
#

One of y’all bring up my name every time I chat here

#

It’s weird

ripe tangle
#

I am not, sorry.

#

I still main Zealot

marsh iris
narrow ledge
narrow ledge
#

just not as much

#

:(

waxen walrus
#

No

#

Something about oil

#

Every time

ripe tangle
#

oh

narrow ledge
#

Sister Lexcia

light nymph
#

oils cool

#

chemically, very cool stuff, tactilly, also cool

marsh iris
#

Time to oil up lexmates.

narrow ledge
#

im gonna wake up tomorrow and lex it

marsh iris
light nymph
#

just fascinating liquids

ripe tangle
#

if we have enough Oil, the Americans will show up.

waxen walrus
narrow ledge
#

i really want new enemy clothing and visual types for hordes and stuff. so bad.

tiny shore
ripe tangle
#

and they'll do whatever the fuck America does

marsh iris
narrow ledge
light nymph
#

i dont actually know the mechanicus presence on atoma it seems subdued

#

especially for the level of importance that moebian steel seemingly presents

marsh iris
#

what oil does hadron drink

narrow ledge
#

i cant wait till darktide is as good as vermintide

#

need better map variety

ripe tangle
#

maybe an update about a Manufactorum being recaptured or restored?

#

thus giving the Inquisition Party access to Skitarii

livid blaze
tiny shore
tiny shore
#

Unless people really don't want anyone outside know about the chaos, as to not bring some crazy inquisition bs

light nymph
#

very strictly speaking

livid blaze
#

if we were going to get Skitarii it would have come out with the likes of Secrets of the Machine God or Rolling Steel

light nymph
#

which is why they do it

marble tree
#

Metalfab 36 is already a mechanicum manofactorum, been there from the start. But I wouldn't mind a new storyline involving further exploration of it

light nymph
#

again why the marshalls strategy is seemingly unorthodox to me

narrow ledge
#

Watch your mouth Lexmate.

south jetty
#

OILED UP and FLEXING! Praise the Omnissiah in his holy wisdom! 🦾 ⚙️ 🙏

narrow ledge
#

OILED UP and LEXING! Praise the Omnissiah in his holy wisdom! 🦾 ⚙️ 🙏

light nymph
#

well the arbys job is to secure the tithe and make sure people are contributing to it for the most part

#

the rest of it is kinda perfunctory

livid blaze
tiny shore
light nymph
#

well thats sorta the key issue of darktide now aint it

delicate vapor
narrow ledge
narrow ledge
light nymph
#

cause the largest standing military in the moebian domain is uh now besiging atoma

delicate vapor
light nymph
#

because they're cultists now

marsh iris
#

I apply holy oils between the pages of the lex

tiny shore
#

Okay yeah, that's the 6th then

narrow ledge
marsh iris
#

while i slide my finger

narrow ledge
#

lex one out for us

tiny shore
#

And the 21st is the ones Dukane controls and is lending us?

light nymph
#

yeah, well lending is a strong term

light nymph
#

the lore so far implies the only reasons she's brought the 21st is to try and gain political power over atoma for the other regions (more specifically hers)

halcyon glen
#

I feel like a group of one

light nymph
#

after all commisars do train in the same schools as politicians and whatnot, the schola progena must be proud of dukane

tiny shore
#

Okay. Was wondering what her job even was, to where you can just move a whole legion of troops.

south jetty
#

I feel like flexing on the heretics with my Omnissian might

tiny shore
#

Didn't know just how much power a commisar has

light nymph
#

a great deal

narrow ledge
#

i wish adult movie theaters where still a thing so i can Lex in public

light nymph
#

but not enough to actually directly move the nobles or any of us

narrow ledge
#

for the emperor ofc.

light nymph
#

but through her own operations she can tip the scales as it were

tiny shore
#

Curious if there are other commissars in the sector able to help

light nymph
#

well they're prolly in atoma fighting it out

marsh iris
#

Lexturbrator

light nymph
#

from what we can gather tertium is the biggest fight in the domain rn

tiny shore
# light nymph a great deal

Before this game, anytime i saw them in pictures or mentioned made em seem like they were closer to a platoon sergeant or like a company commander

light nymph
#

our rejects are just a small part of a much larger battle

narrow ledge
marble tree
#

Commissars are assigned to regiments, they don't just hang about

light nymph
#

commissars jobs are uh well in fluff complicated

light nymph
#

sometimes they're that

#

sometimes they're officers directed to very specific goals

halcyon glen
#

The fingerprints will prove you couldn’t pass the test

light nymph
#

depending on the like acclaim and rank

tiny shore
#

I kinda imagined there's chaos shit going on everywhere, so you can't just swarm every planet in the area having issues with it

light nymph
#

well i like to think cause its during the plague wars nurgles kinda busy

livid blaze
light nymph
#

he cant really send his whole squad down on one shitty planet

#

he's busy sieging terra rn

tiny shore
#

Also can't orbitally bombard the hive area either, unless you crack a hole in it and ruin the manufactorum lol

livid blaze
ripe tangle
#

I did at one point think what if we had a Frateris Militia class?

only to realize, wait... that's just the Zealot.

narrow ledge
#

Lexing Lexer

livid blaze
#

im going to box of boom you

narrow ledge
#

Lex it

#

Lex it

elder stone
#

Goodnight darktidia

tiny shore
livid blaze
#

you will no longer be a concept on Atoma

ripe tangle
#

Goodnight Loosh

livid blaze
#

you will be red paste upon the floor

tiny shore
narrow ledge
#

nini

light nymph
narrow ledge
#

season 2 of sopranos was so good

light nymph
#

was that the one with global destruction on ep1

narrow ledge
#

the same one from s1

tiny shore
light nymph
#

or was that s4

livid blaze
marsh iris
#

My favorite pizza is Lexerroni pizza

south jetty
#

Lexmating

light nymph
tiny shore
#

Unpopular opinion. Little Caesars plain pizza is the best they have when perfectly fresh, and better than any other chains pizza

light nymph
#

rn with our location we are very very isolated

tiny shore
#

I have heard of that giant scar

light nymph
#

darktide needs the little codex popup that rogue trader has

#

genuis work that btw love that in rogue trader

tiny shore
#

Was it Cadia that was blocking some entrance from the rift into the side of space humans were still mostly in control of

light nymph
#

uh kinda sorta

tiny shore
light nymph
#

its really dumb and complicated but for the sake of simplicity yeah

halcyon glen
#

Versus 🤮 🤮

tiny shore
#

wtf even caused a giant rift to appear like that lol

light nymph
#

think of it like cracking a dam

tiny shore
#

Makes me wonder though. could that rift stop the likes of nekrons and tyranids from spilling into that side of the galaxy

light nymph
#

nids no

#

necrons well uh

#

iunno im not too up on their current methods of locomotion among the stars

marble tree
#

necrons are all over already

light nymph
#

true

#

tertium is prolly a hive world with how often necrons are in the basement

#

tomb world

#

weh

tiny shore
light nymph
#

now the current oddity is that everything seems to be hinting at something way more bigger and important going on tertium than just "moebian steel"

#

i get the feeling there's some old tech method or STC hidden that multiple groups are vying for if you ask me

halcyon pebble
#

Moebian steel and eco friendly wood veneer

zenith merlin
#

Necrons are all throughout the galaxy, enough tomb worlds to awaken for content for millennias

tiny shore
#

moebian steel was like a random side thing they found right? like, it was huge and important, but no one kne wthe location? or did the 3 goons Wolfer served actually have a vague idea and finding it was part of their plans

light nymph
#

moebian steel is a unique type of steel only made on tertium

#

the way its actually done isnt truly known in true 40k fashion

#

however i have a theory about that

tiny shore
zenith merlin
#

no clue i made that fact up troll

marble tree
#

The main export of Tertium are it's Leman Russ variants, which utilize the moebian steel refined on the planet. That's why it's so important

light nymph
#

i mean its kinda accurate though

zenith merlin
#

I'd imagine moebian steel is very inconsequential to the grand scheme of things

light nymph
#

uh you say that

#

but hadron crunched the math

#

and she says it is

tiny shore
#

I wish I were the math

light nymph
#

i believe a priest of mars when they use math to prove they're right

#

they usually arent

#

or she's straight up lying

tiny shore
#

I'm excited to see where the story goes.

light nymph
#

they can do that

ripe tangle
#

isn't the whole point of Warhammer: 40,000 that all of us are inconsequential to the grand plot of the Galaxy?

that worlds are lost and reclaimed daily.

light nymph
#

its not illegal

#

well the russes are prolly crucial to the war here in the moebian rift

tiny shore
#

The smaller scale of this has been a more palatable entrance into the 40k verse for me

ripe tangle
#

that we're merely a constant band-aid trying to fight off an inevitable destruction

light nymph
#

so thats important

#

as much as the battle of tertium is important it isnt the only thing going on

simple drum
#

I have a moebian steel pendant

light nymph
#

there's orks and i think nids banging around the moebian rift

#

its just tertium is the most crucial

halcyon glen
south jetty
light nymph
#

anyways what with braums experiments, grendyls extreme attention to this bumfuck hive city, the marshall dedicating entire prescints fortresses to this single planetary uprising, i get the feeling something of extreme worldshaking importance is hidden among the hive city of tertium

tiny shore
#

Moebian steel sounds like it is supposed to be stronger, and perhaps lighter. so maybe its surviving battles more, protecting trained crew longer and using less fuel. this times millions could have some crazy compounding effect where the amount of fuel they save, the slow down of replacing troops,allowing them to be used elsewhere and allowing more people to get trained by experience crews and having that constant armored pressure on the battlefield matter a lot or something

light nymph
#

whether its an STC or ancient relic or some secret third thing (necron tech wtfgryn ) is to be seen

light nymph
#

but i dont think the battle on tertium is just for the moebian steel at least

tiny shore
light nymph
#

its prolly an stc

#

those are always fun

tiny shore
#

stc?

#

Shaos Tace Carine?

#

LOL

light nymph
#

standard template construction, an old piece of tech from before the age of strife that essentially functions like a magic instruction manual for super tech

#

some of the most complex and important tech in the imperium only exists because of STCs that were found

#

(i think age of strife i gotta re look what age they were lost in)

marsh iris
#

grendyl is after furry art hidden beneath atoma

tiny shore
#

So stuff that big e rolled out basically?

light nymph
#

well more like the original mars boys

#

not to say big e never helped

delicate vapor
tiny shore
#

Okay, so Destiny having a similar situation where old facilities from the golden age would pop up and you’d need to secure it

light nymph
#

yeah kinda similar

tiny shore
#

Like the whole warsat shit with Rasputin

#

Interesting