general-chat

[simple drum]

No thanks ill take mt chances

Being dead

[sweet trail]

are those infected by the pox automatically heretics despite that they have no control over their actions? Are their souls damned forever because they fell to the disease?

[lethal solstice]

Their souls were damned anyway but yeah

[tawny hearth]

that lacked the willpower to not get sick

[sweet trail]

?

[restive walrus]

It’s a lack of will/faith and probably just plain old immunity

The pox walker disease is as much spiritual as physical

So getting infected damns you instantly yeah

[lethal solstice]

The emperor only has the capacity to save an extremely small amount of people
Most when they die just get their soul shredded by whatever is closest in the warp

[restive walrus]

It’s one of nurgles most evil spells

[dapper trench]

Will not lie

[sweet trail]

heresy >:(

[dapper trench]

this 24 hour shift sucks

all I can do is draw and game

then clean

[thick coyote]

Nurgle having soul afflicting diseases

Vs

One dude going nah

[dapper trench]

get stabbed with the poop knife

rn

[sweet trail]

Why do the heretics hate us? They betrayed the Emperor and we are granting them redemption!

[earnest mural]

Hey all, pretty new to the game, first time playing this sort of game, but I'm having a blast so far 👋

[short scarab]

heya, glad you're enjoying it c:

[restive walrus]

LEAVE WHILE YOU CANNNN

[short scarab]

got back into it recently too

oh

[elder stone]

hello!

[restive walrus]

Hello

[sweet trail]

that is insanely dark though, you get dragged into hell through no real fault of your own. poor guys. May they find peace in oblivion.

[lethal solstice]

Welcome to 40k

[dapper trench]

Refer to my last comment home boy

[short scarab]

the emperor would save me though for sure

[restive walrus]

Threatening message bro…

[short scarab]

im built different

[earnest mural]

It's okay, I settled on playing Ogryn with a shield, so come at me

[sweet trail]

oh ik, its a horrible universe to live in

for everyone but the Orks that is

[simple drum]

You should jump straight into Heresy Difficulty

Trust me

There isnt much of a difference

[elder stone]

Auric

[simple drum]

And you will get bigger rewards

[jovial pine]

if he's truly new then he doesnt have a choice

[simple drum]

Even better

[earnest mural]

I'm not sure if I should trust this. Experience tells me that when people say 'trust me', they can't be trusted 🧐

[modest flume]

Welcome!

[short scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948709732066148426/1269479109558276196/slenderouppy.gif

[simple drum]

Bro

You*met me all of 30 seconds ago

And you dont trust me?

[earnest mural]

Amazing, isn't it

[simple drum]

i wouldnt lie to ya i wouldnt harm ya

[thick coyote]

Hey hey hey
Enjoy your stay

[simple drum]

Im just tryna hellpp

[thick coyote]

And remember

When the shooting starts

Try not getting shot

[short scarab]

dont listen to them

[thick coyote]

🫡

[earnest mural]

The age old rule of "If you get hit, don't"

[simple drum]

Nah all jokes aside man take this game at your own pace

[thick coyote]

[simple drum]

Eventually you will crave more bloodshed

[short scarab]

[sweet trail]

Servitors are the greatest example of the Emperor's infinite mercy and love for Humanity. He grants those who have sinned against Him a chance to redeem themselves so that they may rejoin the faithful once their penance is through. Do not jeer when you see one of them, friends, instead, smile. It is not a punishment, it is a gift, offered to those undeserving despite it all. For you are not simply witnessing a Machine, you are witnessing a soul in the process of redemption, and it is a beautiful thing. Praise the Emperor, and praise His infinite beneficence for He is God.

[earnest mural]

Bloodshed does sound good

[simple drum]

Trust me after a few days to a week to a month you will be spiking in difficulty

[short scarab]

[simple drum]

Prolly be level 30 by then

[round mica]

if i was forced to be a servitor i would do anything in my power to kill myself

[simple drum]

I rather you kill me

[sweet trail]

which would be nothing

[simple drum]

Thats funny i didnt even see he said that

Same mind spectrum

[sweet trail]

we can arrange this

[round mica]

being a servitor would be worse the. death

[sweet trail]

if you would like

[round mica]

or being the medicae station bots

[earnest mural]

Slowly making my way up for sure! Interested to see how the game changes on higher difficulty levels

[elder stone]

counterpoint: you fuel the people fighting for the emperor

[simple drum]

Bro servitors are always correcting the humans for making human errors

Like a pipe diameter being 0.001% off the mark

Or some other bullshit only a robot could understand

[sweet trail]

no but if we're speaking normally for a second yes servitorisation would be much worse than death.

[round mica]

yeah, and also fueling the zealot who’s missing 5 hp and takes the last charge over the psyker with 5 hp left

[elder stone]

id rather help the zealot than a psyker

[simple drum]

To be fair

[round mica]

we can’t be friends anymore

[simple drum]

I think being turned into Tyranid biomass is better than being a servitor

[elder stone]

but i love ogryns

[nocturne bloom]

Smells like cheapo in here

[simple drum]

At least ill die as who i was

And not some cybernetic abomination that needs to be oiled every 12 hours

[round mica]

you chose the shouty over the sparkhead

[elder stone]

im but a mere fanatic of the emperor

[sweet trail]

yeah I'd say so. you're not conscious like you would be as a servitor. People say "oh they're lobotomised" but like lobotomised people aren't... like... sacks of meat. they just have impaired higher brain functions tmu

[round mica]

shouty is mean to ogryn

[elder stone]

I love ogyrns

[sweet trail]

servitors are absolutely still conscious on some level

which is heartbreaking

[simple drum]

Imagine being controlled remotely

[round mica]

sparkhead is nice to ogryn

[simple drum]

But you can still feel , understand everything

You know who you were. And what you are now

You cant even form your own words anymore

[nocturne bloom]

Is the person controlling me cute

[sweet trail]

you don't even get to keep your name.

[elder stone]

Goth Mommy ASMR:

[simple drum]

No its a damn AI chip in brain somewhere

[sweet trail]

tech priestess

[simple drum]

And god forbid you malfunction you get turned into a meaty metal burger

[round mica]

same with the medicae bots.. in the game you can occasionally hear it call out for help because it’s lonely and miserable

[simple drum]

Chumbucket paste

[nocturne bloom]

[simple drum]

The medicae bot does sound strangely human

[round mica]

also the dudes who are forever forced to be dreadnoughts inside the coffin

[simple drum]

“ healing… healing… healing…”

[simple drum]

Jeez

Wth does the inside of a dreadnought look like

[round mica]

in Sm2 you get some pretty deep dialogue with one and it’s really sad

like he’s proud to be one, buts his suffering is eternal

[sweet trail]

also that servitors are considered a suitable substitute for AI and fill many roles occupied by human workers and industrial machinery in the modern day absolutely means that they have some level of consciousness and brain function. They definitely arent just potatoes.

[simple drum]

Ph damn what the HELLL

i never shoulda googled that

[round mica]

iirc you’re just a floating torso with wires connected to where your limbs would be

[simple drum]

Jesus theres a whole dissection chart on the inside of a dreadnought

Traumatized

[simple drum]

Did you see the image man

[tawny hearth]

lol in the grim dark future there are no robots, only humans

[sweet trail]

i like to think that the bodyguard ogryn stays and talks with him for a little while before they force him to move on

[round mica]

i did not, what exactly did you google?

[simple drum]

Nah he has tubes coming out where he spine should be

He’s just a torse

Its like eldtrich iron man

Iron man if he was lovecraftian

[round mica]

and mind you from the dialogue in sm2, these guys are still very much suffering btw

[round mica]

that’s really wholesome

[sweet trail]

well there are robots, they are just run on "wetware" instead. which I assume means lab grown neural tissue that operates the machine like a computer would, but since it's biological it circumvents the ai ban

[tawny hearth]

killa kans are a much dumber version of the same thing... sometimes they just lock the grots in there to pull the levers and stuff

[simple drum]

Theres also a long pipe thats holds the skull in place

[sweet trail]

i feel like savant psyker would too, he's a good person

[tawny hearth]

lol thats what i meant by saying there are only humans

[simple drum]

Another tube coming out of his chest then the rest of it is machine and gears and hydrualic stuff

[round mica]

i feel psykers and ogryns would
be the most empathetic out of most living things seeing how disliked they are

probably why they somewhat get along

[simple drum]

Theres also a tube coming out of his neck probably for his voice box… i can see why a dreadnought is in constant pain

[sweet trail]

i mean i wouldn't call clumps of neurons that are specifically engineered to replace computers "human" any more than a severed finger counts as human.

[elder stone]

They should delete the darkness modifier

[sweet trail]

plus psykers can read minds and feel others emotions, they definitely understand how the servitors are feeling

[round mica]

and for the cherry ontop, if you look behind a dreadnaught the little part that opens up to get inside is shaped like a coffin

[sweet trail]

savant seems to really like the ogryns

[round mica]

being a dreadnaught will be their last servitude of the emperor

hence the coffin

[simple drum]

Just now found out that they are severely injured space marines

[tawny hearth]

pyskers understand a navigators plight to a degree and thats only a small step from a sevitor

[simple drum]

Christ man as if growing up to be a space marine isnt hard enough

[tawny hearth]

i should say "all psykers" because navigators are psykers

[simple drum]

You get injured and they turn you into frankenstein+

[tawny hearth]

your personally gets bulldozed by the brainwashing AND the geneseed

[sweet trail]

i mean space marines are sorta kinda brainwashed to be the perfect warriors

so they probably don't remember any of their tribulations if I were to guess

[tawny hearth]

the brainwashing is mostly the tribulations tbh

or trials i mean

[round mica]

that is the beauty of space marines, and in reality the entirety of warhammer

doesn’t matter what side you’re on

you’re brainwashed to all fuck

[tawny hearth]

orks got it right... and the kroot are maybe ok

[elder stone]

gotta love full-time indoctrination

[tawny hearth]

ogryn are too big to brainwash

[low hemlock]

too big brian

[round mica]

ogryns are just dudes living their life, and we are just there

[round mica]

i like brian

[tawny hearth]

the tau are kind of in a grey area as well... like for an intergalactic empire in 40k i mean

[elder stone]

ogryns dont need brain, thus no brainwashing possible

[tawny hearth]

smaller brains dodge bullets AND brainwashing

[round mica]

i was playing earlier and someone had the brawler ogryn and i forget which personality for arby, but arby goes

“ do you love the emperor? “

“ I love that guy! “

“ what about the lex? “

“ don’t know never met him! “

[simple drum]

I would believe this

But i been listening to alot of warhammer audio books

[tawny hearth]

that is one of the best new lines

[simple drum]

One thing i learned is space marines have damn good memory

They can remember shit hundreds of years ago from when they were a child if they live that long i mean

[round mica]

i also love how bully ogryn hates the arbys

[simple drum]

Well unless their mental is deteriorating

[round mica]

sometimes i’ll hear my ogryn say “ and stick that up your lex “

[tiny shore]

Curious. Did Tertium exist in the 40k verse before Darktide?

[simple drum]

Or maybe thats just the Primarchs cuz alot of those books were primarchs

They always remember their childhood

[round mica]

no idea

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure the lore for this planet is all from darktide but the planet was probably on maps and stuff

or not

[round mica]

Aren’t primarchs immortal, or is that just vulkan

[tawny hearth]

they add planets just for one thing all the time in darktide

[sweet trail]

huh

[round mica]

this makes the number 40k make sense now..

[simple drum]

Yea they can potentially live forever

[tawny hearth]

they are basically artificial eternals (which maybe the eternals were as well)

[simple drum]

If they arent killed

[tiny shore]

Wondering if it's possible for them to add in a new race for us to fight. Like if there was an event where Orks somehow got on the planet. Or if it's too far away from any front or places that can have ork spores.

[simple drum]

Didnt orks get defeated before the events of Darktide?

[elder stone]

I think it was made specifically for Darktide

[tawny hearth]

orks are kind of everywhere and usually put down early or overun the planet

theres never a between

[round mica]

well you can’t really ever truly defeat orks right?

[simple drum]

So it could be lore accurate to have orks

[round mica]

they just keep spawning

[simple drum]

Mmm

So are they banished to the void or something

[tiny shore]

Been wondering these things, in the hope of finding a reason for them to add in new units or even a new faction to fight

[tawny hearth]

not really... well there could be orks but it wouldnt' be the strike teams problem... you don't finesse orks, we are currently finessing nurgle cults

[tiny shore]

Just curious of the possibilty

[simple drum]

Yea rn nurgle is our biggest enemy

[tawny hearth]

any early ork thing would just be the normal rank and file putting in their 15 hours

[round mica]

well, if they add any new enemy types to darktide it’s gonna be nurgle based, or a new traitor faction besides the scabs and dregs

[simple drum]

Maybe if they add another void god

[rocky hound]

I'm bored, can someone give me a random weapon to make a build around?

[round mica]

grenadier gauntlet for ogryn

[tiny shore]

Okay, I get this. Are there more types of units in lore for Chaos they could easily throw in then?

[simple drum]

I always wanted to try the las pistol at max rarity

[tawny hearth]

i could see them maybe adding in some sort of nurgling based group or something horrid lol... depending on how favoured the cults we're dealing with actually are

[elder stone]

you love that weapon

[tiny shore]

Just to break up the enemy types and change things a bit.

[round mica]

[simple drum]

They should add a chaos demon

[rocky hound]

Already got one but I'll run that for a bit

[simple drum]

Just twin broad swords demon wings

[round mica]

it’s great for snoiping HVTs

[simple drum]

Horns and everything just a complete child of the void

Plus the karnak twins dont really hold back

Just give us a demon spawn already

[round mica]

im the wrong person to ask really, i play warhammer for the games, im not too lore knowledgeable

[tawny hearth]

i assume a future boss will be the karnak twins with their mutations grown behind their ablity to hide them behind their goofy hats

[simple drum]

We just defeated them

[tawny hearth]

wait we killed them

maybe they live lmao

[simple drum]

And one of them is dead

The others getting interrogated

[round mica]

well, since we kill beast of nurgles.. and they eventually turn into rotflies?

[tiny shore]

Fair enough. Just fun to imagine if one day they start patching in and we see some crazy new enemies or something popping up.

[simple drum]

Now
If the brother escapes

Then we actually have a problem

[tawny hearth]

i could see more traitors leading to an escape or something

[tiny shore]

I like to believe they have some big story shake up coming. Probably copium though.

[simple drum]

Nah i hope he does escape

Use that to sidetrack us

While they make another story objective to release

[tawny hearth]

they are going somewhere with the whole big 3 thing

[tiny shore]

Eight player raids against a single Chaos Space Marine that accidentally got ejected out of warp and landed on the planet lol

[simple drum]

You wanna die?

Fine

[round mica]

in reality they could make it where some of the astra militarum gets corrupted, like maybe there is a huge portion of the cadians who get corrupted and we gotta exterminate them

call them something different

[modest flume]

BY THE THRONE, AND THE ROT, AND THE WAY

[tiny shore]

That's right! I forgot about this. The one that got wolfer to betray, he was the one in the new cinematic right? At the battle when they're in the trenches?

Then I think you hear at least two of them talking in one of the last levels

of the campaign

[dense tartan]

How can i get the convicted role

[fiery wave]

Just keep talking. And don't spam, that'll get you straight up banned.

[elder stone]

just chat

[tiny shore]

Channel your inner King Von

[dense tartan]

No

[modest flume]

So.. the infected Moebian 21st

[round mica]

so in darktide the scabs are originally mobian 21st right

or 53rd

[modest flume]

They are Moebian 6th

[elder stone]

6th

[round mica]

ohhhh

okay

[elder stone]

the 53rd are mostly our guys and the 21st are just poxwalkers

[modest flume]

The armored poxwalker hordes, if you've ever seen them, they are Moebian 21st

[tawny hearth]

yeah the scabs are the 6th that got corrupted on that death world

[fiery wave]

21st are the blue backups and 53rd is the elite strike force.

[modest flume]

The guardsmen stationed at the beginning of some of the maps are also 21st

[round mica]

then who the fuck are the dregs?

just random people who joined a cult?

[tawny hearth]

locals

[modest flume]

Dregs are cultists

[tawny hearth]

they are the admonition cultists from around there yeah

[tiny shore]

Dregs is usually used to describe the garbage tier units in a game

[tawny hearth]

or however its spelled lol

[modest flume]

Dregs are esoteric, the Scabs are formal military

[round mica]

are the cultists their own thing or do they worship nurgle?

[elder stone]

worship nurgle

[tawny hearth]

they're all on papa nurgles team

[tiny shore]

That makes me wonder. Do worshippers of say, Nurgle, get into civil wars with the other chaos gods followers?

[elder stone]

think of cultists as just cannon fodder for the actual soldiers

[modest flume]

They all fight each other?

[round mica]

fucking hate those tox bombers.

[tiny shore]

They do?

[modest flume]

Even among followers of the same god, they all fight each other

No one is a friend in 40k

[elder stone]

Worst enemy after gunners

any gunner

[tiny shore]

I figured they all kinda did their own things and if they got near each others turf or something they fought

[modest flume]

Especially amongst Chaos

[tawny hearth]

none of the gods really get along that well... the few times they even kind of co exist have been rare

[round mica]

but in terms of design the scab gunners are tox bombers are so cool man. did you guys notice the tox bomber nades are human heads?

[tiny shore]

OHhhhh shit, okay

So then it's possible to instigate a civil war between them

[elder stone]

yes its cool

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

Something like Abby's Black Crusades are so scary because it's essentially all 4 Chaos Gods agreeing to unite against their shared hatred of the enemy, the Imperium, but specifically the Emperor

[round mica]

did you also notice the face on a plague ogryn is one of the presets you can choose from?

[elder stone]

Really?

[round mica]

yep

[modest flume]

Well, not really unite

[elder stone]

I havent seen that, probably from the fact that the 20 foot tall beast is constantly attacking

[modest flume]

It's more.. a ceasefire

Not even a treaty

[elder stone]

very fragile agreement of not attacking

[modest flume]

Otherwise they all hate and fight each other

[round mica]

when you kill one next time, try and get a good look at its face

[modest flume]

Including followers of the same God fighting each other

They all want to be dad's favorite

[tiny shore]

Okay, new plan to save the Imperium of man:

We splice Ork dna with Tyranids DNA. Make hyper adapting warp using orks.

We raise a few to be intelligent and train them. Then, we get them to worship the strongest Chaos god in addition to the god emperor.

We have them attack one of the other Chaos Gods and start a civil war. We then give the regular Orks the location and some ships and send them there as well.

We fake some messages from them to the Nekrons saying their mothers are toaster and BOOM.

War solved baby

[round mica]

i got a good look and it was the one with a super fat face and huge double chin

[tiny shore]

I'll take my Rogue Trader warrant now please

[modest flume]

There's a fanfic along those lines

[round mica]

something tells me this would go horribly wrong

[modest flume]

Basically the War of Octavius had the outcome of the Nids and Orks fusing together and basically becoming like the Flood from Halo and just dominating everything

[tiny shore]

Bruh

[modest flume]

Besides, Gork and Mork are already the strongest

[tiny shore]

Wait

Someone said Darktide.

That's an actual event/time period?

[tiny shore]

I've heard these names before. Are they the ork leaders stuck in the warp?

[modest flume]

They are the Ork Gods who fight nonstop

[round mica]

there’s been a few darktide events i believe

[tiny shore]

Wait wtf. Orks have Gods?

[modest flume]

It's believed that Gork is the kunningly brutal one, and Mork is the brutally kunning one

[tall flame]

Everyone has Gods

[tiny shore]

Is it something used to describe a really bad series of events "washing" over imperium space

[modest flume]

(or not, because Orks fight over it)

Gork will yell at you and stab you in the face, then laugh as you're bleeding out

[round mica]

for ogryn, it’s the humble can of nosh

[modest flume]

Mork will sneak up on you, touch your shoulder so you turn around and then stab you and laugh at you as you're bleeding out

[tiny shore]

Man

[modest flume]

In the grim dark future, Orks who can think are one of the most terrifying things in the galaxy

[tiny shore]

I gotta say. 40k is much more palatable when you start with Darktide.

[tall flame]

Gork is cunningly brutal, and Mork is brutally cunning. Literally

[round mica]

“ The Darktide is the name that the Imperial authorities of the Moebian Domain apply to the shadowy xenos and Chaos forces on the domain's borders, the so-called "Fringe," that threaten its worlds. “

[modest flume]

A dark tide of xenos and Chaos -Brahms

[round mica]

[tiny shore]

Okay, it was sounding something like that.

[tall flame]

Wait until you figure out how they make their tech work, or why being red makes you faster

[modest flume]

Don't forget yellow making explosions more boomy

[tiny shore]

Like vermintide describing the Skaven

Is that ork stuff real? People say all that stuff in comment sections everywhere, but i've seen some reddit thread of people saying there's a lot of fans that waaaaaaaaaay over hype it and it's not as simple as "thinking and being able to do whatever"

[tall flame]

Yes, it’s real

[round mica]

are skaven locked behind warhammer fantasy? or are they in the normal world of 40k

[modest flume]

It's not as simple as people make it, but yes it's real

You can't put a box and a tube together and then make them think it's a gun

[tiny shore]

I cope by thinking there's a planet out there in uncharted/forgotten space with Skaven

[modest flume]

However, their ramshackle designs do work because of the innate psychic abilities

[tiny shore]

So is it like

[round mica]

red: fast
blue: i think is fly or luck
purple: stealth

[tiny shore]

Say I slap 4 wheels on a metal box and put a steering wheel in. it has no electronics or engine, but becasue I use my psychic power, I can move the wheels and change direction with my powers

[round mica]

that’s as far as i can remember

[tawny hearth]

not 100%, they also carry a huge amount of genetic know how, like some of them are born actual genius engineers, its like some of the inate field but also some of the genetic programing from back when the old ones made them

[round mica]

are orks in 40k not made from mud and dirt like from LOTR?

my immersion is ruined

[modest flume]

It's more like

4 wheels or more because a trukk needs them. Put a steering wheel because you gotta control the trukk. I'm gonna take a bunch of wires and bits I stole from some humie vehicles, duct tape it all together, and then it runs because "teknolojee"

[elder stone]

We need a hd2 style game

[modest flume]

As Wingnut said, Ork Meks are.. born? with these innate designs that they follow, that only get more ambitious the longer they're around

[tiny shore]

I wonder if you could make some stealth ships and shoot a bunch of pods with ork spores at Tyranid, nekron and chaos planets lol

[modest flume]

They're self-propelled war machines with no off button, only makes sense they'll make things out of nothing

[modest flume]

Fantasy only...

for now

[elder stone]

rat people

[simple drum]

Who else likes back stepping instead of rolling

Or back stepping then rolling

Or 3 backsteps then a roll the witcher 3 really made me love the back step

Makes me feel like a ninja

I have to be honest with yall

Back stepping / side stepping is the best dodge animation ever invented

Since the matrix

[gilded socket]

Soon…

[elder stone]

Hello

[jovial pine]

what if they make a rubberband gun

[simple drum]

I’d shoot you with it

What a dumb question duhhh

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

What type of flirting is this?

[simple drum]

The kind that gets you killed

Flirting? Heresy

[ripe tangle]

knocks down a wall like the Kool-Aid guy.

I heard Heresy!

Where is it!?!

[simple drum]

Wheres the damn Inquisitor when you need em

[elder stone]

Interesting cope

[elder stone]

Hello sister

[gilded socket]

Sex 2 soon…

[ripe tangle]

Greetings Lex.

[gilded socket]

Announcement date 4/20/2069…….

[ripe tangle]

or is it Loosh?

[elder stone]

Hello tech priest

[elder stone]

Loox works

[simple drum]

Thats alot of years

Specifically 35

Wait

I cant count

[ripe tangle]

how long do Tech Priests live anyway?

[gilded socket]

For-fucking-ever

Also gimme 65 dollars

[ripe tangle]

do Tech Priests need to eat or sleep?

[simple drum]

Gonna buy minds eye

[gilded socket]

I haven’t slept in a long time

[elder stone]

44…?

[gilded socket]

Perhaps…

[simple drum]

I cant count

[gilded socket]

Mechanicus doed look good rn…

[elder stone]

Fair, who in the imperium can?

[simple drum]

Got bigger fish to fry like crawling through underground mines

And killing innocent people

[ripe tangle]

if they’re being killed by the Holy and the Faithful, are they truly innocent?

[lethal solstice]

Depends™
Some of them are modded so they don't have to, some aren't

[gilded socket]

65…&…sex 2…

[jovial pine]

i wonder if tech priests can use AA batteries

[gilded socket]

I literally eat them

[jovial pine]

[ripe tangle]

Do not let the taint of the Archenemy cloud your mind with it’s deception.

[elder stone]

(By modification we mean they are hooked up with a backpack full of monster energy)

[simple drum]

Everyones a heretic if they do not stand before the emperor

[nocturne bloom]

It's over chat, I touched a sumac tree and accidentally touched my face

[supple thorn]

Matter of perspective sister.

[gilded socket]

Oh heavens

[elder stone]

Might as well fist fight a gorilla

[simple drum]

The equivalent of getting stung by the most poisonous snake

[ripe tangle]

my perspective is that if Sinners are guilty, then they must be punished with severity.

[nocturne bloom]

My face be burning

[simple drum]

Servitor duty should do it

[nocturne bloom]

[elder stone]

I think that’s too light

[ripe tangle]

tis a common penance, yes.

[simple drum]

You know what your right

Lets just put them in a giant test tube

And remove everything but the spinal cord

[gilded socket]

Fuhh

[simple drum]

Of course you will still be able to “feel”

[elder stone]

Masochist dream

[round mica]

what’s your top 3 fruit? mine are

1. Watermelon
2. Mangos
3. Grapes

[gilded socket]

Mango?

[round mica]

[round mica]

Mungo mango

[gilded socket]

Mango

Mango

Mango

[simple drum]

I love mango

Grapes are good

[elder stone]

Tbh I only eat apples

[simple drum]

Idk what the third fruit is though

[nocturne bloom]

Grape
Apples
Passion Fruit

[neat hawk]

WTF is Halowette's role on the Mourningstar? Professional Snarky Asshole?

[gilded socket]

I feel like a sleeper agent losing my shit in the middle of the park because some little kid accidentally said my activation word

[simple drum]

My 3rd fruit would have to be something the equivalent of a mango

[elder stone]

Yes

[simple drum]

Like a papaya or something else

[sweet trail]

guilty though they be, His mercy is infinite. servitorisation is as much a gift to the unworthy as a punishment, it allows them to redeem themselves and to one day rejoin the faithful in salvation.

[round mica]

ask them “ how about those mets “ after midnight

[sweet trail]

it is the only way

[round mica]

and you’ll get a surprise

[sweet trail]

also they make very good sandwiches

[modest flume]

Cherries are my favorite, the rest I'll have to get back to you on but I do like oranges

[simple drum]

Did you not hear me when i said theybhave a dedicated crusher machines for malfunctioning servitors

I rather you blow my head off

Scratch that

I rather draw a weapon on the emperor

[elder stone]

Why don’t we drop multiple nuclear warheads onto Atoma?

[neat hawk]

Uh huh.

[simple drum]

And get shredded

[nocturne bloom]

Passion fruit is just the universal add it to anything for me, really good for drinks

[simple drum]

To particles

[gilded socket]

That can be arranged

[ripe tangle]

Correct, the point of a punishment is to correct one’s sins, through the process in which one loses some of their humanity, the rest may be saved and absolved of sins.

[round mica]

watermelon gotta be the most refreshing fruit

[modest flume]

We don't have a license for that

[neat hawk]

Because, despite everything, I believe they still want Hive Tertium intact.

[sweet trail]

the Emperor's mercy is a beautiful thing

[elder stone]

Gotta love that moebian steel

[round mica]

everytime an ogryn shits on the battle barge and it gets ejected from the trash shute

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like i need a lot of atonement

[gilded socket]

Electrowhip him until death

[elder stone]

You think the cultists aren’t into that?

[ripe tangle]

I shall redirect you to the Prioress, she will fix you.

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

[simple drum]

Then put him in a test tube

[ripe tangle]

She fixed me, I still even bear scars!

[round mica]

no matter how stinky you can be, the mighty poop from the upset stummy of an ogryn is considered and avengers level threat

[elder stone]

Eugh

Fair

[simple drum]

The dog stew really hits

Nurgle dog stew

[gilded socket]

A delicacy for tau

[simple drum]

Remember that astronaut that ate freeze dried poop?

[round mica]

enough poop talk, time for the taste test

[simple drum]

Well say hello to freeze dried ogryn shit

[timber marten]

Im tired of the insta gib bullshit

[gilded socket]

Pooping time

[timber marten]

I just cut a crusher in half with a knife

[round mica]

turn off gibbing in your settings

[dapper trench]

Dude I just opened the app

[timber marten]

fix this shit

[jovial pine]

how is that not cool

[elder stone]

No ogryn, just no

[nocturne bloom]

Unopen it

[jovial pine]

i didnt even know this bug existed cuz i have 0 ragdolls or something

[timber marten]

looks stupid and unfitting

[gilded socket]

The turn if off in settings and shut the fuck up

[elder stone]

Rude

[round mica]

do enemies just stiffly fall to the ground for you?

[timber marten]

no, you stfu

[dapper trench]

[gilded socket]

How creative

[jovial pine]

no they just disappear

[nocturne bloom]

Wish someone would yell at me to shut up

[round mica]

does that help the game run better

[jovial pine]

except the enemies do a death animation

[timber marten]

bro im too old for this shit, let me complain and leave

[gilded socket]

Sending them straight to hell

[jovial pine]

presumably. barely helps me though

[modest flume]

Sure, how would you like me to do it?

[gilded socket]

Don’t complain, be better

[dapper trench]

S H U T U P

[gilded socket]

Shut up and buy me helldivers

[timber marten]

[nocturne bloom]

[neat hawk]

Is Killteam worth getting into for someone who lacks the patience and cash to paint/buy a larger force?

[nocturne bloom]

Aggressive and sensual

[elder stone]

Kinky

[timber marten]

as i was saying, exploding enemies? what is the deal here, did fatshark give us steroids?

[neat hawk]

'cause I would like to do tabletop stuff

[simple drum]

My enemies usually end up in bloody pieces

[jovial pine]

try the "for the blood god" mod. wont really fix it but could help

[simple drum]

Misses heads arms or just disconnected torsos

[elder merlin]

[timber marten]

i will check it

[simple drum]

Then they disappear after more bodies show up also the bodies on the elevators always bounce up and down when it moves

[nocturne bloom]

Oh thats right, HD2 is on sexbox now huh

[dapper trench]

Glory to Space King

[simple drum]

💀 damn

[neat hawk]

What

[gilded socket]

Yes

[modest flume]

Sure thing

[elder stone]

HD2 coming or came to xbox

[neat hawk]

when those combat stimms kick in

[simple drum]

Yea if they are wearing weird armor

You can cut em up

[timber marten]

everyone is ragebaiting this old man

[elder stone]

Xbox players missed out on prime railgun - breaker combo

[thick coyote]

It's hilarious

[dapper trench]

The fact we dont have Dante holding up the Blood sign as a sticker is a crime

[nocturne bloom]

Ill have to get on and Uber people around

[timber marten]

here is an example of the what im talking about from the forums https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/enemies-explode-and-split-in-half-too-easily/110307

[jovial pine]

what

[gilded socket]

Old fucker

[simple drum]

Thats funny

[jovial pine]

i would never

[timber marten]

i want them to go back to normal, cutting a crusher in half with an evisrator used to feel unique, now anything can do it

[simple drum]

How does uppercutting cut an ogryn in half

Bro got cleaved

[dapper trench]

Anyway

[simple drum]

Must be a viltrumite

[gilded socket]

I put rending on my dihh

[modest flume]

This old man, he played 5, he went to go save Tertium hive
With a knick-knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone
This old man came running home (to the Mourningstar)

[dapper trench]

Give me something to draw and a make tattoo out of

[elder stone]

What’s with the coldness? You were fine a week ago

[jovial pine]

well i mean i literally said that it wont fix it but it does help

you can adjust it to be that they dont dismember

i think

or just have a more conservative dismemberment

[timber marten]

oh, i just saw the videos and laughed, nukes going off and shit

[nocturne bloom]

Wanting less gore? In my 40k game?

[simple drum]

Honestly with the amount of Enemies using each other as a body shield if the damn ogryn whats to split into 4 quarters over an uppercut let him

[gilded socket]

Actual mental sickness

[simple drum]

The mushier the better for me

[modest flume]

I got overheaded by a Mauler inside a Bulwark shield earlier, can confirm

[simple drum]

This right here

[timber marten]

nooo, just back to what makes sense

[simple drum]

Like getting hit by something from behind another enemy

Is basically like being hit from behind

[nocturne bloom]

Logic? In my 40k game?

[gilded socket]

Because warhammer totally makes sense

[nocturne bloom]

[modest flume]

Mans wasn't even behind the Bulwark

He was standing where the Bulwark's arm is holding the shield

He was literally clipping through the shield

[jovial pine]

naruto could make an ogryn fall into 4 pieces via an uppercut

[marsh iris]

change the gore gibs into cans of corpse starche.
everytime you kill enemy they turn into it

[jovial pine]

that's something australia would've done

[modest flume]

Shield shove = no more stamina
Overhead = no more living

[gilded socket]

China*

[simple drum]

Yea thats why playin with those big guys you gotta dodge ever couple seconds

[modest flume]

[tiny shore]

only if ogryns get unique voice lines when this happens and can eat them to get 1 hp back per can

[simple drum]

Or just shoot them with some heavy caliber gun cus the clipping is real

Even with dodging sometimes i still get phantom slapped so i just started using the spearhead bolter

1 mag should kill a group of them or 2

[modest flume]

When I really get tired of Bulwarks I run One Punch Shovelgryn and just brute force my way through the shield

[long sigil]

Damn

My haed huryt

[simple drum]

I havent even gotten my pskyer past level 10

[jovial pine]

the hangover kicking in

[simple drum]

Havent even been playing ill get to it

[jovial pine]

drink ancient korean vegetable juice concotion

[long sigil]

But lifrgood

[tiny shore]

Are rogue traders the only ones that can kind trade/deal with xenos

[long sigil]

Iwnat know too

[tiny shore]

Like, don't RT's only answer to the Emperor as well

[simple drum]

What?

Heresy!

Someone kill that man

[long sigil]

But shark ass id lazy

[simple drum]

Dealing with xenos

[modest flume]

Technically speaking, anyone can if their hat is big enough, and/or no witnesses

[simple drum]

laughs in imperium we dont DEAL with dirty xenos

[gilded socket]

Faygo

[modest flume]

Says the Planetary Governer, right before he makes a deal with the Dark Eldar to give all of the third borns of the planet away for some really good wine

[formal wharf]

what is the type of ogryrn called that uses space marine grade armor again?

the ones in 30k

[modest flume]

Charonites?

[formal wharf]

yes then

ty

[torn apex]

Hiiii

[simple drum]

HEY

[gilded socket]

Gtfo

[simple drum]

WE DONT TALK about that around here

[jovial pine]

i trust the eldar with my life

[simple drum]

That. Was the emperor’s will right?

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations, compatriot

[simple drum]

The wine was older anyways

[modest flume]

Well that's why it's the third-borns, the first and second borns are given to the Guard as the Tithe

[long sigil]

Eldar evil

[gilded socket]

Gaydar

[long sigil]

Eldar made chaosgod

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

Hello

[long sigil]

Guilty

[elder stone]

GTFO fan

[simple drum]

At one point i really had to ask the question why space marines and the emperor and the imperium as whole just hate all xenos

I really asked that

[jovial pine]

chaos gods just exist no matter what

[thick coyote]

[torn apex]

I wish, no one plays it with me but I have Darktide instead, better game for me

[jovial pine]

eldar are like erufu and therefore i must support them

[long sigil]

only emperor

[elder stone]

fair, I had to refund cause nobody wanted to play with me either

[formal wharf]

im guessing the eldar

[long sigil]

buff lasweapon

[elder stone]

my old friends are boring asf

[formal wharf]

and the great crusade

[modest flume]

Mankind trusted the xenos and were betrayed, so the Emperor decided to not trust the xenos when he did the Unification Wars and eventually created the Imperium

[round mica]

chat it’s official

[modest flume]

Something like that

[round mica]

i’ve ate an entire watermelon

[jovial pine]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022

[kindred stump]

ok......can someone explain havoc to me? my rank doesnt reset at the end of the week........so what do i DO to get teh weekly reward? justr get to 40, and never play the mode again? or get to 40 and win 1 round a week?

[formal wharf]

bit random but sm2's siege mode isnt actually that bad

[modest flume]

I have GTFO, no one plays it

[long sigil]

Watermelon with sprite is good

[simple drum]

I need to find the actual book on this

[long sigil]

U should try

[elder stone]

I literally just repurchased it too

[round mica]

are mine with a coke

[formal wharf]

it actuallt makes you feel like a space marine now

[elder stone]

as we speak

[long sigil]

Nooo

[round mica]

this is a coke only household

[formal wharf]

i think they improved the sound design for guns aswell

[modest flume]

Get to 40 and win 1 round a week

Or don't play

[torn apex]

We shall only serve the Emperor's will, then

[long sigil]

Watermelon with sprite called 화채

화채good

[round mica]

i will play with you

[modest flume]

I still enjoy playing H40, it's a good sweat

[elder stone]

I have GTFO so I'll be open to play it sometime

[modest flume]

Some people like to get to H40 and then never play Havoc

[long sigil]

I want play drg roguecore

[elder stone]

Awesome

[elder stone]

Who doesnt?

[torn apex]

I like the sound of that

[long sigil]

Fr

[thick coyote]

Real

[torn apex]

Same, but for now I'm fine with base DRG

[long sigil]

Ye

[modest flume]

Haven't touched DRG since I started Darktide lol

[elder stone]

DRG is fun but after 300 hours I started to feel like some of it is more of a chore

[long sigil]

Same

[nocturne bloom]

ive been craving 7 days

[elder stone]

hopefully they introduce more content, right now the mission types get stale

[gilded socket]

Oh sweet

[jovial pine]

if only DRG had the gameplay of darktide. then maybe it'd be the best

[gilded socket]

Im gonna go do something for once

[modest flume]

Best game, period

[elder stone]

and if Darktide had DRG quality map generation

[jovial pine]

i suppose we should wish that darktide was the DRG

yeah

[elder stone]

DRG needs more enemy types

too many glyphids

[dapper trench]

....

[modest flume]

nah it has enough

Especially now with the Stingtails

[elder stone]

Id like more species

[torn apex]

I always find a lot of praetorians around, for some unknown reason

[elder stone]

the arachnids get a little old after awhile

[thick coyote]

Woe 500 septic spitter upon ye

[torn apex]

Especially the acid ones

[cold sedge]

i have a cursed karsolas pickaxe that i cannot get rid of, can someone please help me its driving me crazy. cant sacrifice, cant delete it nothing

[modest flume]

Stingtail into Mactera wombo combo

[elder stone]

enter the droppod and drink a blackout stout

[thick coyote]

Stingtail with that The Box type bit

Ee oo

[long sigil]

I hope they add normal stuber

I need more bullets i need more bullets

Dudududududududuududududu

Why no vetran stuber

[thick coyote]

Because reasons

[marsh iris]

veteran too OP

[elder stone]

Veteran is terrible and needs to be deleted

[modest flume]

Some of the most pain I've had was the swarmer hordes on the elimination missions

[jovial pine]

love that song

[long sigil]

Weak and sloe ass

[thorny cave]

Kind of a drag playing vet these days tbh. When you see other classes have viability and utility

[thick coyote]

Swarmaggedon

Screw swarmaggedon

[modest flume]

I'll tolerate almost anything, even Shield Disruption on Magma Core

[elder stone]

Veteran is too basic

[thick coyote]

Annoying little bugs

[modest flume]

Even the ghost detonator

[long sigil]

Keystone shit

[modest flume]

I'll tolerate that

I will not tolerate Swarmaggedon on Elimination

[long sigil]

Vetran keystone is most shit

[marsh iris]

they should nerf it

[thorny cave]

Nerf focus target and weapon specialist. It’s too strong

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/thin-ice-jojo-diavolo-king-gif-189555070225993471

[long sigil]

Nah i dont use vetrsn keystone

[marsh iris]

give vets kidneystones instead

[jovial pine]

watching fist of the north star and the english subs are quite bad. time to do some interpretive reading

[thorny cave]

And new voice lines

[long sigil]

Vetran ketstone is tired

Bother

[marsh iris]

[long sigil]

And zealot talent nod have so much useless nod

Knife monkey

and no drag mauler

Strange

[sweet trail]

do abhumans have souls

[thorny cave]

“Ahhh hadron removing my kidney stones, I don’t know what’s worse,
The removal or having them”

[elder stone]

Yes of course have you seen ogryns

[long sigil]

Yes?

[thorny cave]

Clearly zealotpilled

[thick coyote]

If it was zealot pilled

Then he'd know that yes

[sweet trail]

at what point is an abhuman simply a mutant? How is this decided

[thick coyote]

Albeit a lesser soul

[thorny cave]

Isnt the zealot personality the one who asks it? Lol

[elder stone]

I am a zealot main

I will always be a zealot main

[bright oyster]

Dawg I got fresh cut. Feeling like Bobby Hill and forest gump

[thick coyote]

Then another zealot answers about the lesser soul

[long sigil]

Zealot kinda brainrot

[thick coyote]

[long sigil]

Me enjoy zealot

Enhoy brainrot

[thorny cave]

Hahah I can appreciate a Bobby hill reference

I slipped in pee pee at the cosco today, my back hurts

[bright oyster]

Mandatory extraction to the shower

[marsh iris]

i see only a few knife zealots nowadays, and if I do theyre not as crazy like last time

[thorny cave]

I’m reluctant to change my zealot to female zealot with the sultry voice. I’ve grown attached to my zealot lol

[bright oyster]

You tryna play today donald?

[modest flume]

You slipped in what?

[gilded socket]

Piss

[thorny cave]

Maybe in a bit sure, I’ve been hooked on playing DBD lol. They have an anniversary event so I’m blood point farming to unlock all my talent

[torn apex]

Anniversary event AND Springtrap, don't forget about him

[jovial pine]

dbd

[thorny cave]

Pee pee at the Cosco, I wish I could gif embed for maximum GIF referencing

[elder stone]

baby game

[bright oyster]

Alright. @modest flume officer Clutch,you joining ?

[modest flume]

My condolences

[bright oyster]

Mods. Hit him with the slipped on banana peel gif

[modest flume]

Officer Clutch

[bright oyster]

Officer PattyWagon

[ionic lion]

Is there ANY reason whatsoever to want to restart the battle for tertium campaign?

[bright oyster]

Naur

[torn apex]

Nah, only if you wanna replay it

[elder stone]

yes

[thorny cave]

Always been a horror fan. It might be a buggy game running on spaghetti code but I like it.

Not a big fan of spring trap. My jam is spirit. I don’t mind going up against him as survivor lol.

[modest flume]

I understand the appreciation for games like DBD

However, I have one major gripe

[thorny cave]

Haha I need a lucky Gif. It’s a king of the hill reference

[modest flume]

If I was there, no way I'm running

[bright oyster]

We should play outlast Trials

That Game was real fun last I played

[modest flume]

Will I win? Doesn't matter, I'm not running

[thick coyote]

Real

[gilded socket]

Ive freed myself of shame (took care of myself)

[elder stone]

1527 Swiss Guard mentality

[cold sedge]

ok guys it got worse

[torpid wasp]

When did they add Inferno to Havoc?

[thorny cave]

You technically don’t die. So not running isn’t an option and if your not afraid, you technically starve the being keeping you in the trials. Chad move.

[cold sedge]

i literally cannot switch builds

can some one please help me i dont know what to do

[inland mantle]

With the class update

[modest flume]

Incidentally I respect the Swiss Pikemen, and the Blackwatch

[torpid wasp]

Oh word

[cold sedge]

whatever i try i will have a pickaxe and a rumbler on i cannot switch to anything else

[thorny cave]

I’ve heard good things about this game. This is like the 12th time I’ve heard it mentioned in conversation.

[bright oyster]

Genuinely give it a try. I had a blast last I played

[elder stone]

I need a group to play Nuclear Nightmare with

[modest flume]

I've seen the gameplay

You get tons of shit lying around, anything moderately hefty will, at the very least, be a shock to your aggressor when you threaten them with it. Plus, from what I recall, you're in rural America? We got more than shit lying around to throw at our hunters

[torn apex]

This gave me an idea

Imagine DbD, but with kriegers as survivors

[modest flume]

Killing Floor in a nutshell

[elder stone]

Imagine helldivers but krieg

[inland mantle]

Already bought 20 skins

[bright oyster]

Helldivers but yakuza

[modest flume]

"A bunch of disgruntled citizens band together to fuck up the horrow show that Horzine created"

[tiny shore]

"I roll d20 to determine if I can charge the chaos space marine with my shovel"

"yeah, well i roll to do the same thing, but while screaming"

[modest flume]

It's what probably got me started on KF1 tbh

Originally I didn't like it, and don't care for horror games if I can't fight the horrors

[torn apex]

KF1's amazing

[modest flume]

But doming them and insulting them at the same time? Yes please

[tiny shore]

Also, how many regular guardsman do you think it would take to kill a chaos space marine if the guardsmen have no weapons and are just charging the csm

They all get a standard issue knife

maybe a shovel as well

[modest flume]

Well now that's just not fair to the guardsmen

[thick coyote]

At least 18 at once

[tiny shore]

Space marine gotta tire at somepoint right?

maybe after a few weeks straight of fighting lol

[modest flume]

actually, nah, if they all have knives with Precog, they'd win

[tiny shore]

just wave after wave

[torn apex]

The guardsmen do have the numbers, after all

And I don't think a space marine can fight without getting tired, can it?

I know they're the angels of death and such, but even them have to get tired at some point

[modest flume]

What'd you buy? The other colors of Tiberium? Space rock lookin' ass smh

[torn apex]

Even if we don't get shown how a space marine sleeps (except when Titus wakes up after the Rubicon, in Space Marine 2)

[inland mantle]

Yes krieg slop funny shovel haha

[modest flume]

RIP Tiberium Man

[inland mantle]

Welp that's my H40 done for the new week. Back to getting the milk for another week

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-22942064

[modest flume]

About to do one myself

This time I have better modifiers

Healing and pus hardened ain't that bad

[inland mantle]

I did a partyfinder luckily I got decent people. Yard with rituals and healers

[jovial pine]

can you start a havoc 40 like right before the deadline and then have it count for the next week?

[tired steeple]

I would play today but my internet still treats me like an unwanted wart

[inland mantle]

No

[modest flume]

Most of my games are with party finder

[jovial pine]

woulda been a pro strat. start the havoc 40 40 minutes before the deadline and then be done instantly (you finish at 40:01)

[modest flume]

Previous week was Yard with red + healing enemies

The spawns raw-dogged us every time

[inland mantle]

Yep I got one of those too

I just did it with people I know not gonna partyfind that

[modest flume]

Better you than me

I tried, I did

But alas, twas in vain

[inland mantle]

🫡

[delicate vapor]

[warm gyro]

[elder merlin]

New Jurassic Park movie actually wasnt too bad honestly

[night obsidian]

guys i accidentally pressed start from beginning

is there any way to skip the campaign?

i remember reading about it

[stoic mirage]

again

[stoic mirage]

go to the barber dude and pay for a new personality

u can keep the same stuff but at the end it gives you the option to skip the campaign

[elder stone]

Hello

[jade fable]

Just like in real life

[torn apex]

Howdy, and welcome back

[torn apex]

Yep, but unlike them we can't change our origin and such

[jade fable]

Stealing your loosh

[jade fable]

Why would you want to change your origin

[round mica]

just completed an auric on rolling steel in 8 minutes, that bitch felt like an hour

[night obsidian]

worked, ty 🤝

[jade fable]

Like spending time with my wife

Need a female ogryn mod

[round mica]

i have a female ogryn

her name is spanky

[torn apex]

Why Spanky? You got me curious now

[elder stone]

Can’t steal my loosh

[round mica]

you don’t wanna know

[elder stone]

I know.

[stoic mirage]

What’s a loosh

[elder stone]

Me

[torn apex]

And how did you become a Ogrynomissar, big guy? @round mica

[round mica]

if you wanna find out, meet me in the battle barge closet beside the barber shop at 2 AM

[stoic mirage]

I ain’t going anywhere near you

[jade fable]

https://tenor.com/view/absorbing-varus-as-we-fall-song-taking-your-power-power-transfer-gif-25792228

[stoic mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[jade fable]

You know those pesky extradimensional entities
They feed off your loosh

[gilded socket]

Oh

[round mica]

you see sah, the mourningstar had a competition for who can eat the most cans of nosh in 30 minutes, and whoever won gets this fancy hat, sah

[stoic mirage]

I don’t have any loosh

[jade fable]

Embed fail

[torn apex]

Ah, then congratulations on your promotion, big man. Now go out there and show those heretics who's boss

[jade fable]

Read the Ogrynomicon

[round mica]

oh i didn’t win, sah. i lost by a large amount, but i stole this fancy cap from this small fella wearing it, had one of em fancy black coats on and eyepatch

[stoic mirage]

Codex Ogryn

[torn apex]

Seriously though, now I kinda want a mission where we try and capture (or kill) Wolfer

[elder stone]

I want more unique missions like the timed train one

[torn apex]

Same, that mission's a nice change from the ones we always do

Because you have a time limit before the train arrives

[simple drum]

I just realized

That modern day lobotomy

Is basically sitting in front of a TV strapped down

Forced to watch weird ass cutscene videos

Or videos on how to be a good person

[torn apex]

Kinda like how Krall tied that guy down on the cutscene?

[elder stone]

And everything else is just a slightly altered version of each other

[simple drum]

With loud music playing in the background

[elder stone]

Apart from say the Twins

[jade fable]

Nah its benzos

[torn apex]

I hate having to face the Twins, especially Rinda

She's so annoying

[jade fable]

Ssri stare is real

[simple drum]

I was just watching this tv show on netflix and i had that crazy epiphany

[jade fable]

That youre in a reality show to aliens

[elder stone]

It’s annoying if you don’t have a good team

[simple drum]

I hope this aint the case

[elder stone]

How is my teammate at 30 hp 10 seconds into the boss fight?

[jade fable]

Twins are too predictable once you figure out their oarents

[simple drum]

I heard the less toughness you have the more damage you take

[jade fable]

We could be tbh

[simple drum]

Toughness just reduces damage after its reduced past 100% u start taking health damage

[elder stone]

Worst plot ever if it’s true

[jade fable]

Where do you see these stats
Is there somewhere on the menu you can see total toughness etc

Or do I need to whip out a excel sheet

[simple drum]

So i think someone said if you have 50% toughness left

[elder merlin]

[simple drum]

You take 50% damage and the toughness you have left take the rest

[simple drum]

Theres probably a stats menu somewhere but this was information from this chat

And it made sense cuz i had to ask why im always losing health if my toughness isnt even broken

Thats why

[jade fable]

I hear people on yt videos talk about cleave
I know what that is from tbale tops but dont see it in menu

[simple drum]

Made me actually start playing alot more carefully

[jade fable]

I get you
Im trying to figure thos out too

[torn apex]

If you have a grimoire equipped, you take health damage directly and gain corruption

[simple drum]

Cleave i think you can get from certain weapons melee weapons

And j think theres a few select guns

[jade fable]

Ngl vermintide 2 really upped my darktide game

[simple drum]

That apply cleave on hit

[jade fable]

Its mostly melee

Learned the block combos there

[modest flume]

Melee attacks do bleedthrough, ranged attacks only affect toughness until depleted

[simple drum]

Never picked a grimoire and now i probably never will

[somber stream]

Hans, sergeant told you to go to the Spätkauf today and get some smoke, could ye get me and the boys some soft drink as well? What's that? You don't want to? Abuse of power? See unless you want to clean the toilet every Tuesday from now on it's best you do what he say mmmkay?

[modest flume]

100% toughness negates one hit, except for ones that do guaranteed bleedthrough, like an overhead

[jade fable]

I want to find grimoiees and skulls so bad in the maps but random partners are so bad at this

[torn apex]

Worst part? It doesn't stop at a certain point. You take damage slowly but continuously during the whole mission

[jade fable]

Most players have really short attention spans

[torn apex]

I always explore everything

The extra exp is worth it imo

[jade fable]

Vermintide made it more obvious you had to cellect books to stack bonuses

[simple drum]

And thats why i kinda like have 90% toughness regen

Ill have to tweak my thing later on but boy does it regenerate fast

I need more toughness defense though thats the issue

[elder stone]

This is true and it sucks

[jade fable]

What mods do you recommend for pc

[simple drum]

Pair that with the zealoting and relic blade and sometimes im unstoppable until i meet an immovable object

[jade fable]

Im currently on xbox but will jump to pc if modsa re worth ir

[simple drum]

That requires extra slashes

[jovial pine]

#arbites-class message

[jade fable]

Arbites isnt out for console is this what youre saying

[jovial pine]

wut

[elder stone]

Actually?

Huh

[torn apex]

Really?

[jovial pine]

i mean obviously it is out for console

[torn apex]

Has to be, yeah

[elder stone]

I would’ve been really confused if it wasn’t

[torn apex]

Same

[jade fable]

I was trying to figure why he would just ping arbites chanel as an answer to bezt mods

[jovial pine]

oh you're on mobile huh?

[jade fable]

Yeah

[jovial pine]

just click on it

it embeds on pc