general-chat

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

The last American voice I heard in 40k was dawn of war

[thorny cave]

Like there is no nature here, everything is occupied and built on

[round mica]

Warhammer has cadians

[somber stream]

Don't think too much about it

[thorny cave]

No nice parks or preserved areas worth visiting

[round mica]

Average American

[ripe tangle]

it does, in Warhammer Fantasy, they’re the Dark Elves

[tired steeple]

I mean voice actors

[tawny hearth]

move a bit north, we'll complain about you moving up here but our local governments (mostly) spend the tax money on actual helpful things that make life better

[tired steeple]

Everyone’s English

[thorny cave]

Nahh all things considered, Im a pretty happy dude- but it lingers from time to time

[modest flume]

A British production featuring British people is odd, yes

[tired steeple]

Well yeah but like

Idk even star wars has like

Anakin

[somber stream]

If you have the means, plan to move to a more natural friendly area then

[tawny hearth]

it is too pricy in colorado tho

[somber stream]

Sounds like you're capable of just that

I hate concrete jungles as well

[modest flume]

Well TBF George wanted everyone to be British

[thorny cave]

Im away from my family and all that. I want to go back home- its kinda complicated right now. Im working it out, Ill get there I know I will

[thorny cave]

haha Minnesota seems chill

[tired steeple]

The future is British

Holy moly

[thorny cave]

Cold as fuck but chill

[elder merlin]

Its cause we killed 'em all

No more americans

[tired steeple]

The true horror of the 41st millennium

[zinc marsh]

dawg just dont come to oregon we have portland and cheese thats about it

[ripe tangle]

That everyone’s British?

[tawny hearth]

lol their HQ is in the midlands in Britain, its in Nottingham (yeah the robin hood one)... if you ever saw their HQ you would understand why its just Britain in space for the humans

[ripe tangle]

yeah ew

[round mica]

Americans are just British people that didn't want to pay tax

[somber stream]

This^

Ended up paying taxes anyway

[zinc marsh]

and yet
now we have to do maths on our new taxes that no one else does

[modest flume]

Ca(na)dians

[ripe tangle]

tbf if you want Militaristic Space America, play Helldivers

[tired steeple]

Great game

[somber stream]

You're assuming we don't sister?

Half the server are helldivers

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

I love dystopias

Will never understand why

[ripe tangle]

Hell yeah

[elder stone]

I will fight for a dystopian regime

[tawny hearth]

lol theres a biiiiiiiig difference in culture... like i had less culture shock with my partners African and Caribbean families then i did going to a mcdonalds in Britain ... i all got from the mcdonalds visit is a hatred for jamie oliver

[last valve]

Or!
Enlist in the space force today 🫡

And pay your taxes

[modest flume]

I've got some news for ya: you don't have to wait

[zinc marsh]

maybe it reminds you that whatever hellscape your currently in can always get worse but magically doesn't

[somber stream]

Why wait when you can live it!

(please don't fly back to Ukraine)

[thorny cave]

theres even flavors

[round mica]

Oh yeah 100% but you get what I meant

[thorny cave]

Of dystopia lol

[ripe tangle]

I live in one c:

[somber stream]

We all do

[tired steeple]

Thst is true

[thorny cave]

Which one?

[somber stream]

Save for Scandinavies

[elder stone]

not me

[somber stream]

Right.

[tawny hearth]

lol every once in a while i look around and am struck by how much closer we get to the reality in the old 80s book "snow crash"

[elder stone]

I have always been in a utopia

[tawny hearth]

like obviously not as comical... but damn if that book wasn't right often

[brittle fox]

DS hasn't been nerfed right?

[elder stone]

(do NOT look at the East Dnipro River housing situation)

[brittle fox]

I know i'm awful for asking that but I just want a mobility stick that also happens to 1shot mutants XD

[tired steeple]

Don’t believe so

[modest flume]

People when they can't comprehend that they're the bad guys and the entire galactic war(both, even) was created because of entirely self-inflicted issues that could've been entirely avoided peacefully, but they look cool:

[round mica]

No but it's coming soon

[tired steeple]

How about we don’t nerf duelling sword but we buff all the other weapons

[fiery wave]

Eh? Explain?

[round mica]

I wouldn't mind ds getting nerf

[brittle fox]

If that's the case I'll just keep using the knife then and get used to not killing mutants as fast

[round mica]

I barely use it anymore now

[somber stream]

Style over substance, any day

[brittle fox]

That or I compromise and let myself be slower and just use the deimos

[tired steeple]

Eh. Still a fun weapon

[fiery wave]

Specifically the last line.

[tired steeple]

You guys weren’t joking when you said power sword was the best vet weapon

[tawny hearth]

if you're talking about the jamie oliver thing... he led a campaign over there to reduce salt in peoples diets (which is VERY GOOD) buuut, he took ALL the salt... not just some of it man

[tired steeple]

It’s been holding me well

[round mica]

I'm a shovel enjoyer at the moment

[elder stone]

goodnight discordia, tomorrow I take a trip to darktidia with my spare parts @somber stream

[tired steeple]

See you loosh

[tawny hearth]

so i curse jamie oliver alot when eating british food

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[modest flume]

Take care brush ya hair

[tired steeple]

Gonna end up breaking my right stick though

[elder stone]

ah ah ah

tsk tsk tsk

Licht

[ripe tangle]

tbh I feel like British food gets a bad rap, it’s not that bad, traditional recipes are actually kinda nice

[tired steeple]

With how much I power the power sword

[halcyon glen]

Hi darktiders

[round mica]

I'm glad I don't have to worry about my health enough to seek Healthy food cause man that stuffs depressing as heck

[fiery wave]

Yeah. I mean, WTF is chilli jam? Now taking salt out of food? Does he want ppl to mock how the food is even more bland?

[tired steeple]

Tbf I’ve never seen people dunk on an actual fish & chips

They actually like that typically

[somber stream]

Princess

[tired steeple]

Hut the other stuff they complain about like “too much gravy”

[somber stream]

[tawny hearth]

the pies are great... but my favorite thing to do was to go around to the various "mexican" food places... i grew up mostly eating mexican and native food so its super funny to see brits take on it

[ripe tangle]

same for sausage rolls, shephard’s pie, and yorkshire pudding

[tired steeple]

I love meatpies

Yeah

[round mica]

British food is uninspired

[tired steeple]

There’s a greggs not far from here

[round mica]

It's all not even there food

[fiery wave]

It is, but no WS, good luck dodging anything.

[round mica]

Fish n chips is Scottish

[modest flume]

It's inspired from the surroundings

[tired steeple]

I will say it’s boring looking food

[spiral cedar]

hello chat

[tired steeple]

WS?

[last valve]

British food is like they forgot war rationing is no longer in effect

[tired steeple]

Hello

I like your cow pfp thing

[zinc marsh]

i cant believe they made mushy peas after wanting to eat the bog

[fiery wave]

Weapon Specialist. See bot right on tree.

[tawny hearth]

lol i found this one british resturant that was trying to name their place "the hood" but in spanish but they accidently named it "the car hood"... i had to explain to the owner that his spanish name meant "car bonnet"

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations, compatriot

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I main WS

[spiral cedar]

Thank you. It's for a Fortnite women's cup thing

[ripe tangle]

what about Toad in the Hole?

ngl I just like that name

[tired steeple]

That’s the move I do on yo mama

[tired steeple]

I made a target marked build

I thibk I prefer ws though

But it’s still good

[modest flume]

Why not food if food shaped? CHECKMATE

[round mica]

Iv never tried mushy peas but I don't think i would appreciate the texture

[modest flume]

British people: 1

Logic and reasoning: 0

[tired steeple]

They’re like, fine

You can live without them

[modest flume]

[fiery wave]

Are you saying it's like corpse starch?

[tired steeple]

No.

[tawny hearth]

you can 100% skip them... british breakfasts are great tho

[tired steeple]

It’s not that bad. Not yet

[modest flume]

Shepherd's pie is awesome though

[round mica]

I like the eggs bacon baked beans that goes good

[ripe tangle]

you ever have French Food?

It’s stereotyped as this gourmet over the top stuff, then you actually go to France and food is like… “here’s a hot sandwich” and “this is a soup made out of stuff that normally goes in soup”

[modest flume]

Beef Wellington i'd like to try too

[ripe tangle]

“Here’s some hot vegetables”

[turbid bison]

French food good

[round mica]

Can we not talk about France

[turbid bison]

Cope more murican

[tired steeple]

I wanna try escargot

[modest flume]

Struggle meals - the culture

[tired steeple]

Listen I’m fine if other cultures don’t like traditionally English food right

But

If it’s an American

[tawny hearth]

the sausages as well man... they usually use much lighter sausages with more greens in them and they just hit nice in the morning

[tired steeple]

Who’s main food is mcdonalds

I’m not taking that shit

[modest flume]

That's probably what the hatred the Brits and the French come from

[round mica]

Tbh tho I think real American food is texas BBQ briscit

[tired steeple]

I’m Scottish we have haggis

That stuff’s pretty good

[round mica]

They do eat good food

[tired steeple]

Acquired taste though I’d say

[modest flume]

Two countries where struggle meals are the cultural cuisines, and one country fights the other for top spot

[round mica]

Or like deli cold cut trios

[tawny hearth]

lol the problem with that is that if you look locally basically anywhere in america there is a real food culture there that is so much more than fast food... and thats not even getting into the more native populations

[modest flume]

Fresh alligator meat

[tired steeple]

The other problem is that I never hear of this

[tawny hearth]

lol brits kept acting like i didn't know beer and i'm from colorado, i knew beer better than them

[round mica]

Yeah I gotta agree even the boil ups they do w crayfish looks great

[tired steeple]

I believe you though

[ripe tangle]

I actually love Southern Cuisine

[round mica]

The only thing I dislike about American food is why yall put sugar in your hecking bread

Why is everything so sweet wtf

[tawny hearth]

yeah, america has ALOT of cultures and they kind of get washed out when scaled back to a worlds view

[tired steeple]

I put sugar on bread too

I might do that rn

Nah I sleep soon

[round mica]

💀

[tired steeple]

No sugar before bed

[ripe tangle]

That’s more Dutch I think

and Australian

[tired steeple]

That is good to know then

[modest flume]

I love you

[tawny hearth]

thats only white bread, specifically wonder bread that hasn't been popular for decades... whole wheat bread in american is the same as other places (and we usually have alot more options for whole wheat bread in the stores)

[modest flume]

In a mutually respectful way that friends do

[tired steeple]

I should wash the dishes first though brb

[round mica]

Australia doesn't put sugar in there bread tho your thinking of fairy bread which is a kida party snack

[ripe tangle]

you really can’t go wrong with cornbread, bbq, and slaw

[modest flume]

I have a simple philosophy, if it's good, I'll eat it

[ripe tangle]

The US also has… bakeries

[round mica]

I tried pop eyes that shits nasty kfc way better

[ripe tangle]

so if you want European style bread it’s not exactly a foreign or alien concept tbh

[tawny hearth]

lol i loved how often i was told i didn't know cheeses because i'm from america and my partner had to explain to people that americans have more cheese than she new existed in their normal grocery stores

she was like "in american subways they ask you what cheese you want 😮 "

[delicate vapor]

sugar bread

[modest flume]

100 year old dividends, believe it or not

[ripe tangle]

Colby and Monterey Jack are classic American Cheeses that are in fact, real cheese.

[modest flume]

That no one ever thought to check

[fiery wave]

Also Asian. Butter bread with sugar or kaya gud.

[fiery tundra]

I gotta defend popeyes, but it really does depend on where ya get it, and if the cooks inna good mood lmfao

[tawny hearth]

some of my personal favs as well tbh

[round mica]

Nz makes the best dairy in tbe world and we have some of the best meat

Try whittakers Choc milk if you get the chance

[modest flume]

The depression hit, they had to compress bread, then they forgot to stop doing that, and thus wonder bread was born

[tawny hearth]

NZ seems like a place i'd love to live but feel terrible moving there because i would feel like i'm making it worse lol

[modest flume]

Sweet dividends

[ripe tangle]

sikilar reason to why Spam and Canned Pasta exists

[round mica]

That actually makes alot of sense

[round mica]

Please move here we need more people to come and fix our economy problems

It's beatiful tho

[fiery wave]

In before some Australian comes in to fight about it.

[frigid frigate]

STOP KILLING GAMES protect darktide its one of my favorite games

keep it safe

[round mica]

Aussie is more sea food I think

[tawny grail]

Tempting offer D:

[modest flume]

By compress I literally mean they broke bread down, re-mixed it and "fortified" it to "give back" the nutrients they lost when they started the process

Like down to the base sugars

[ripe tangle]

I’ve always wanted to visit NZ, mentioned it to someone I knew from there in another server and they got REALLY mad at me for even suggesting a desire to go there.

[fiery wave]

Naw, Chocs can be from either. Tastes pretty much the same lul.

[ripe tangle]

went on a tangent about how horrible American tourists were

I’m like “uhhh okay?”

[modest flume]

You have room for one?

[ripe tangle]

“Guess I won’t go then?”

[tawny grail]

Maybe you shouldn't be such a terrible tourist

[tawny hearth]

lol right now the only skills i can put on paper that can carry over are wood working skills so immigration is hard

[thorny cave]

In fairness alot of american tourists dont have etiquette

But it isnt fair to superimpose it lol. its like this reverse ignorance

[round mica]

No don't listen come just be prepared to pay 20$ for cheese

[tawny grail]

"As your friend, I have to tell you that you're a piece of shit and unwanted in NZ"

[modest flume]

Same reason for boxed cereals existing

[fiery wave]

Have they not seen what some China tourists do?

[ripe tangle]

any time I travelled anywhere noone’s ever given me issues about my nationality.

[tawny hearth]

lol i come from a town where everyone holds doors open for everyone (like gender or age don't matter we just all do it for eachother) and people kept looking at me like i was tricking them in the UK

[thorny cave]

Theres your sign. You probably are not a shit tourist lol

[ripe tangle]

That’s basically what they said lmao

[round mica]

I moved from aussie when I was 2 iv never even left nz since I have been here

[wanton hazel]

Is anyone else having issues connecting rn?

[modest flume]

Why have fresh ingredients to have a hearty breakfast when you can buy a box of bad carbs that "give" you the same "daily value", via a research owned by the company that produces said boxed cereal?

[thorny cave]

Funny/sad when people think common decency is a practical joke

[modest flume]

It was always about the dividends

[fiery wave]

It's the weird ppl that stand out after destroying the country peoples' reputation.

[thorny cave]

That makes sense, we tend to remember the negatives more than the positives

[tawny grail]

hey who are you calling country peoples

[thorny cave]

were practically wired too

[toxic crescent]

what are the numbers after everyone's names?

[tawny hearth]

lol there was one old african lady who made a big deal about it in a good way, that was nice

[modest flume]

Friend codes

[nimble glade]

My top favorite none space marines

**#1: Inquisitors
#2: Commissars
#3: Arbitrators

I like all the classes and archetypes.

Orgyns are humble and wholesome.

Except Psyker Loners.

Simple as**

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Germany I held open a door for an older woman, she said “danke schon” which means thank you, in my mind I said “bitte schon” which means you’re welcome, I instead said “Bitte Schnell” which means “hurry up”

I felt horrible

[tawny hearth]

she was like "FINALLY SOMEONE WITH MANNERS IN THIS COUNTRY"

[nimble glade]

I have spoken

[modest flume]

Instead of asking for them, most people put them in their names so it's easier to add each other

[round mica]

I really wanted to go to Germany but struggled w speaking it

[toxic crescent]

i figured it was something like that. just couldnt find it

[ripe tangle]

Germany was beautiful

I’ve been to Germany and France, both were really beautiful tbh

[nimble glade]

Tragic

[tawny grail]

I can already speak New Zenglish

It would be an easy transition

[tawny hearth]

lol this is why i stick to one language

[nimble glade]

Where the rations good?

[ripe tangle]

There is a thing I see online regarding New Zealand and idk how to ask about it without coming off as rude or weird

[tawny grail]

Your friend set the bar pretty high

[fiery wave]

I need to ask, do I sound French one day. Like I had a bunch of Americans think I'm French till I went full Uncle Roger accent on them.

[round mica]

Just call everyone bro be really easy going and add a few 'churs' no one will knowb

[ripe tangle]

idk, havent heard your voice

[modest flume]

like omg your voice is so exotic is that French????

[tawny grail]

I'm 50/50 bro and dude

[ripe tangle]

@tawny grail mind if I dm?

[modest flume]

Fucking

[tired steeple]

I am back

[primal hill]

is there a way on mission board to know if i done on auric difficulty before?

[ripe tangle]

about the NZ question

[round mica]

I think you'd do quote well here 🤔

[nimble glade]

The first thing I think about is the local cuisine, if it's good or not.

[tawny hearth]

i always think people from spain are from france and its embarassing because i'm too used to mexican spanish

[fiery wave]

Thus, maybe one day when we go off Nurglite hunting, yes?

[modest flume]

Some people think I sound Canadian

[tawny grail]

I'm very not from NZ if that is a requirement but sure

[modest flume]

@thorny cave do I sound Canadian?

[fiery wave]

No. I was confused as all heck even how.

[tawny hearth]

do you say buddy alot?

[round mica]

U can ask me nz question

I'm not your fweind buddy

[tired steeple]

I thought Canadians say “aboot” or something

[nimble glade]

Lol hunting nurglings with lever action while they skitter away.

[round mica]

I'm not your fweind guy!

[fiery wave]

No, with a Bistol.

[round mica]

IM NOT YOUR GUY BUDDY!

[modest flume]

The real ones say a-boat

[tawny hearth]

yeah they say about funny from most of the regions... but "buddy" is also a canadian common thing with some other stuff

[tired steeple]

Lol I see

[modest flume]

The Scots say aboot

But you would know that

[tired steeple]

Aye wae dae

[nimble glade]

Lever action Bistol.

[tired steeple]

Yer right aboot that

[nimble glade]

[round mica]

I can understand thick scot/irish easy

[modest flume]

I'm like 1/5th Scottish, I represent it

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[round mica]

My family is itish , scot and spanish

Worst combination

[tawny hearth]

i grew up with a scottish friend who moved to my home town, i used to have to translate his english for other americans

[modest flume]

I.. don't know

[tired steeple]

Scottish people just seem to be everywhere for some reason. Makes sense though we invented sex

[delicate vapor]

[nimble glade]

What food y'all got. I forgot to ask some other Scotsman.

Very important

[modest flume]

Neebs and Haggis

[round mica]

Fish n chips is Scottish so is the deep fried mars bar

[tired steeple]

No but the first creatures to mate and give birth are from what is now Scotland

[modest flume]

Unless it's neeps

[modest flume]

SCOTLAND FOREVER

[tawny hearth]

i learned recently that apparently alot of midwestern americans say mirror funny compared to other places... we go "mirrrr"

[round mica]

Anyone ever tried Scottish tablet

So hecking good

[nimble glade]

Nice

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb3y2465Qpg&pp=ygUQU2NvdGxhbmQgZm9yZXZlcg%3D%3D

[ripe tangle]

Which US State feels and seems and looks the most “American” culturally, geographically, socially, etc.

I’m asking blanketly

[tawny hearth]

northern indiana i would say

the part butted up against illinois

[round mica]

I wanna say states around Springfield what's it called again?

[tawny hearth]

from the parts of the US i've been to at least

[round mica]

It has a name

[modest flume]

Midwest probably

[round mica]

Midwest or something

Yes

[nimble glade]

I was gonna make a joke but yeah.. lol

[tawny hearth]

yeah the midwest is the most "american" sorts of places

[ripe tangle]

over a dozen states have a “Springfield”

[nimble glade]

[modest flume]

That's the pride of the culture there

[round mica]

No I know that but was meaning close to that place where they talk funny

[modest flume]

Not the state pride but American pride

Which is a carryover from the Scannies who settled there

[ripe tangle]

I could see it being a Midwestern State though

[torpid wasp]

I'd say West Virginia

[ripe tangle]

Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Ohio, all feel very “American”

in all senses I mean

[modest flume]

What is American pride? Coincidentally, whatever culture is your town

[nimble glade]

Yeah, around that area.

[tawny hearth]

kind of? lol theres enough differences between the states that its not really like that... like colorado has alot of state pride but not as much on the frontrange side (so one side of the mountains)... the other side on the desert might as well be hillibilies half the time... travel the other way and you run hard into what you're talking about

in like kansas and stuff

[thorny cave]

Hah, the south

two words

The Deep south

[round mica]

Repsect my Tegridy!

[thorny cave]

well, three, dont count the

[delicate vapor]

[nimble glade]

How deep?

[round mica]

The Bible belt is actually where the best music comes from

[nimble glade]

[modest flume]

Well one side is pride for the culture, the other side is pride for the block, and it's a fine line in-between

[tawny hearth]

lol one of my grandmas grew up in the Appalachian mountains... i heard... stories

[thorny cave]

Deep enough to where you feel like your existing inside of a planets... you know.

[nimble glade]

You're supposed to keep that a secret to outsiders. Lol

[thorny cave]

core. Where its like an armpit.

[round mica]

They have a huge music scene there

[nimble glade]

@round mica

[thorny cave]

Lived in Atlanta for a while it was cool though

[nimble glade]

[ripe tangle]

ever been to New Orleans?

[tawny hearth]

lol part of that is a funny side effect of the mormon church but not all of it obv

[thorny cave]

Atlanta had some more personality than texas did. but man... jim crow south echos there. I did not like that shit at allll.

[round mica]

I wanna say it's kind of like the food in that French place w bourbon st

[ripe tangle]

New Orleans

[modest flume]

Yeah, not funny

[thorny cave]

you can feel it when you start getting to know people

[ripe tangle]

Louisiana is very unique tbh

[modest flume]

Oh yeah Doon

[delicate vapor]

The place in left for dead 2

[round mica]

I love the vibe down there

[modest flume]

Do I sound Canadian?

[thorny cave]

You can see it in the demographic distribution etc. The obvious redlining etc.

[tawny hearth]

love some of the people and food from louisiana.. can skip the actual location tho too humid for my desert body

[modest flume]

Only towards the end, rest of the game is Georgia

[round mica]

Best doughnuts in the world in New orleans

[fiery wave]

Chimkin?

[modest flume]

Joeja

[round mica]

They don't make em anywhere else like that

[thorny cave]

New orleans is cool because the french chiled there

[tawny hearth]

yeah its bad, feels worse when you see people just ignoring it

[delicate vapor]

Georgia, farefield, Borden High school, Pennsylvania

[tawny hearth]

but like... enforcing it

[nimble glade]

Anyone heard about the Floridan man meme?

[round mica]

Florida man is a government psy op

[nimble glade]

Based on true story

[thorny cave]

Yeh

[fiery wave]

All weird shit is done by a Florida man.

[thorny cave]

Alot of people ignore it because people arent taught that, that history is still effecting the present

[round mica]

Gta 6 better have him in there I stg

[zenith bobcat]

So...maelstrom only shows up on Heresy, but I have done maesltroms on heresy on this character...is there some other requirement to unlock it? new lvl 30 on this particular character.

[tawny hearth]

lol thats a funny side effect of Florida's laws. The news people have full access to crime stories much much earlier so you get crazier stories with details other states dont' allow

[grave plaza]

Florida man X (insert bizarre title)

[fiery wave]

Is like Yishun here.

[tawny hearth]

so ALL states are basically as crazy as florida but florida just shares more

[nimble glade]

**Kuit yer yappin spark 'ed

You know too much.**

[fiery wave]

All the loonies are there.

[modest flume]

Brunt on the prowl

[nimble glade]

🫵

@round mica

[tawny hearth]

thats something the Florida man would say

[nimble glade]

[fiery wave]

MOAR INFO?

[nimble glade]

[modest flume]

Insider info

[nimble glade]

🔪

[fiery wave]

I see you are from Florida.

[pallid heron]

anyone getting error 3013 for no reson tonight?

[ripe tangle]

google “Florida man” followed by your birthday

[tawny hearth]

only let some Florida men sleep on my couch during the video game industry crash like 15 years ago, never been tho

[ripe tangle]

then tell me what the headline says

[modest flume]

Speaking from experience? You were there helping the 4? Maybe you are Vergil?

[trail isle]

Good talk Karien

[round mica]

Florida man arrested after pulling out katana over rubbish dispute

[ripe tangle]

“Naked Florida man with beer, women's underwear arrested for exposure at crowded beach: deputies”

[round mica]

[spark coyote]

going full shield weaponary for arbitator is fun as hell

[tawny hearth]

so... he was carrying the underwear or wearing it?

[spark coyote]

i yearn for a auto pistol and shield combo

[nimble glade]

One day

Maybe

[round mica]

The less I know the better

[ripe tangle]

He was naked, so I assume he was carrying it

[tawny hearth]

i'm weirdly way more ok with one than the other because one is less alarming

[round mica]

Oh jeez

[ripe tangle]

along with the multiple beer cans

[tawny hearth]

thats the more alarming one

[nimble glade]

Das rite spurk Ed

🫵

[tawny hearth]

like a dude in womens underwear? whatever... a dude carrying them? where did he get them man?

[nimble glade]

🔪

[modest flume]

"A Florida man was arrested for trying to drive a hamster ball into the Bahamas"

[round mica]

"It's fine for your gf to wear your underwear but when I wear hers she calls me weird"

[nimble glade]

[ripe tangle]

there’s a woman out there who’s into it.

[tawny hearth]

mine isn't exciting, its just about a man chewing on a cop car while geeking out

[round mica]

I was joking hahah

[nimble glade]

Everything is rations

[tawny hearth]

he became an oggy in that moment

[ripe tangle]

I’m telling you rn, every woman out there, has a weird ass friend who’s into something really fuckin weird.

[nimble glade]

Everything

[ripe tangle]

and gets clowned on for being weird

[nimble glade]

🫵

[ripe tangle]

stop pointing at me!

[round mica]

People are weird

[nimble glade]

Inquisitorial Commissar Arbites Ogryn John reporting for duty Sah!

[tawny hearth]

i like how this all started with old people talking about their concerns over the young people

[tired steeple]

I eat bugs off the ground can I be your friend

[ripe tangle]

uhhh…. Sure?

[tired steeple]

Also has Brunt ever made a physical appearance

Or have we only heard his voice

[gilded socket]

Yes?

[somber stream]

Ausländer Raus REEEEEEEEE

[modest flume]

He's in the cutscenes

[tired steeple]

Oh okay

[modest flume]

He is the Ogryn

[round mica]

I think he's somewhere down on atoma rn

[tawny hearth]

yeah just in cutscenes

[tired steeple]

That’ll explain it

[tawny hearth]

doing the emperor proud

[modest flume]

Brunt is just an average Scotsman

[tired steeple]

Kinda wish there was a archive of sefoni mind dialogue cause it has everyone’s backstory

[round mica]

Instead of having to run mortis trials to get the same audio twice in a row lmao

[tawny hearth]

yeah a button to play ones you've heard would be great

[modest flume]

check behind the pillars in the meat grinder, to the left

[tired steeple]

Oh my god she’s beautiful

[somber stream]

I like it when Sefoni do the funni sound

[tired steeple]

Oh thanks

Gonna screenshot that so I remember

[modest flume]

[tawny hearth]

talking?

[modest flume]

Honestly, Sefoni? Would, next question

[turbid bison]

Moaning

[tired steeple]

No her little breath before she giggles

[tawny hearth]

i know i was joking

[modest flume]

"Yes yes yes!" Sefoni, 42nd millennium

[tired steeple]

Yeah that

That too

[turbid bison]

Dang, trying real hard not to have any impure thought here Sefoni

[modest flume]

"Sefoni loves you. Muah." Psyker Sefoni, 42nd Millennium

[tired steeple]

You’re allowed some impure thoughts. As a treat

[turbid bison]

bust

[tawny hearth]

sefoni's VA did a great job tbh, one of the better more mutated pysker depictions

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[modest flume]

Always liked her even before Mortis

[tired steeple]

As much as I love 40k not enough characters are just kinda mutated. Night Lords has a lady with 3 eyes

[tawny hearth]

same tbh, i'm glad she got more screen time

[thick fog]

When the VA actually gets to be allowed be freaky

She is just like a real psyker

[turbid bison]

I miss Dawn of War psyker

[tired steeple]

WIIIITNEEEESSS YOUUR DOOOOOM

[gilded socket]

I love my psykic wife

[nimble glade]

[modest flume]

Sefoni moaning in my ear with Jesper Kyd channeling his Borderlands 2 Circles of Slaughter music on the final wave theme

[nimble glade]

Dawn of War

My introduction into Warhammer 40k. Nice

Classic nostalgia

[tired steeple]

Mine was sm1

[modest flume]

DO YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU ASK?

[tawny hearth]

mine was my friend trying to find someone to play 40k with and after showing me all the armies he brought out the orks knowing i was gonna pick them so he saved them for last

[tired steeple]

My mind bears a great pain

[turbid bison]

“Our death, WILL BE MAGNIFICENT”

[gilded socket]

Mine was TheRussianBadger’s sm1 videos

[modest flume]

Tbh Sefoni's moans barely register to me

[nimble glade]

Such good memes

Simpler times

[tired steeple]

I played sm1 back in 2012 when I was umm

10?

[modest flume]

I'm usually too focused on hearing the memories

[gilded socket]

Old

[tired steeple]

Didn’t know it had anything to do with 40k. In fact I thought 40k meant the number of orks

[nimble glade]

Lol

[tawny hearth]

yeah if you run enough mortis trials the moans are like a smoke detector that ran out of batteries... you just become deaf to it lol

[nimble glade]

[tired steeple]

Yeah my brother says I have unc status

Whatever that means

[fiery wave]

Nu, listen for trappers.

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xkkrnXk-0u8&pp=ygUgRGFya3RpZGUgbW9ydGlzIGZpbmFsIHdhdmUgdGhlbWU%3D

[gilded socket]

Func

[tawny hearth]

this is kind of amazing tbh

[tired steeple]

I am now aware that the galaxy holds orks in possibly the trillions

[modest flume]

The one time you don't need to, because there are too many to dodge

[gilded socket]

Morbillions of orks

[modest flume]

Nah, that's the number of Guardsmen

Orks are an even higher number

[tawny hearth]

only a slight increase

yeah orks are probably over trillions

[fiery wave]

Need to or lose.

[tired steeple]

A friend told me about it and the universe and how much it sucks. I wasn’t interested and then one day I decided “I like these marine dudes I wanna see more”

At first I was like “man everything sucks but this is cool” now for some reason I seek out dystopian fiction where everything sucks

[tawny hearth]

i was an easy sell for 40k tbh... i was already into both battle tech and mulitiple Clix games at that point

[jagged torrent]

You play mortis trials for gooning.
I play mortis trials to enjoy those crazy modifiers for my class.

We are not the same.

[grave plaza]

it suck but is cool if you got upperhand

[tawny hearth]

like mage knight, heroclix, and mechwarrior

[wanton hazel]

So like has this game started like running worse than it has? I have a 3080 TI and I feel it's running like total ass.

[tired steeple]

True

[thick fog]

This update has been a bit too wack since it dropped

[modest flume]

Me finding out about 40k through DoW, finding out the lore about the universe, annoyed it was so ass-backwards, then realizing it's really just a caricature of fantasy and sci-fi settings and going "oh ok that makes sense"

[tawny hearth]

mines been only getting better... did your ray tracing accidently turn itself on like it does sometimes in this game?

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

I always call it sci-fantasy

[modest flume]

I was super big into CoH at the time

[tired steeple]

Sci-fi is something like doctor who or star trek cause like, those don’t have literal actual magic

Star wars and 40k I count as sci fantasy

[tawny hearth]

i consider both star wars and warhammer 40k to be fantasy just set on a galactic scale... and like battle tech to be sci fi

[modest flume]

Then I found out Relic made CoH in-between DoW games

[tired steeple]

Is battle tech big robots

CoH?

[modest flume]

I was like "wtf is a 40k and why are there so many"

My genuine thoughts

[tired steeple]

What’s CoH

[tawny hearth]

i thought 40k was just a model line for a long time until my friend explained

[modest flume]

Company of Heroes

[tawny hearth]

oh man company of heroes

[modest flume]

A WW2 RTS using the DoW engine

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I saw that and thought it looked pretty cool

Might try it

[tawny hearth]

its a good game tbh

[modest flume]

Still holds up

[tired steeple]

I play a lot of old games

So that’s fine

[tawny hearth]

all their old RTS games hold up pretty well tbh

[modest flume]

1 is still the best one

True

If you try CoH, try my mod out

[tired steeple]

Oh sure

I also wanna try the warcraft games

I think they’re also the same engine

[modest flume]

DoW 1 and Crucible/Ultimate Apocalypse

DoW 2 and final stand

[tired steeple]

I tried those mods but they dump the difficulty up a bit

[modest flume]

I still play that once I'm a while

[tired steeple]

And I was not that good

[modest flume]

You tried Crucible? It's a more "balance" oriented version of UA

[tired steeple]

I’ll try it

I think I got mixed up with another

[modest flume]

I use quotes because there's only so much balancing you can do before you get to using nukes

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[tawny hearth]

lol i ended up using the titanium wars mod because it worked better for the actual campaign mode on dark crusade but its i think the least updated of the lot

[modest flume]

Crucible now has campaign support, for what it's worth

[thick fog]

Was the DoW remaster released already? I could not remember

[modest flume]

Not yet

[tawny hearth]

yeah haven't played since that happened but probably will try it next time around

i also just liked how titanium wars handled orks

[thick fog]

Space marine 1 remaster looks rough given the negative reviews

[somber stream]

"remaster"

[thick fog]

More lights and less pixels

[tawny hearth]

lol steam reviews are almost worthless tho... not sayin gthey are wrong this time but at this point i don't trust them

like half my fav games of the past 5 years have terrible reviews on steam

[somber stream]

Isn't it super late there

[modest flume]

Crucible is also much more easier to install now too

Might be the case for UA as well

[modest flume]

What truly is late?

[tawny hearth]

i also need to catch up on playing all the updated empire at war mods.. that modding scene is great

[somber stream]

So real

[modest flume]

I love EaW

[tawny hearth]

its a great game

[modest flume]

I use this old version of a mod called Ultimate Empire at War

I've just modified the shit out of it

[spiral berry]

frr

[thick fog]

Ultimatum Imperium

[spiral berry]

golden words

[modest flume]

More fighters from ships with hangers, changing the deployment axis of capital ships so they spawn in at different heights, being able to take frigates or carriers into ground battles and having them deploy fighters

[tawny hearth]

theres a great thrawn's revenge mod (and some other mods made by the same person)

[modest flume]

Or just having fighter squadrons usable in ground battles

[tawny hearth]

lol killing palpatine with some fighters as he flails around

[modest flume]

I tried it back in the day, Thrawn's Revenge is real nice

Republic at War is fun too

[tawny hearth]

its been changed alot.. i think they finally finished it a bit back tho

[modest flume]

Battlefront Commander is good as aell

I only briefly tried Rise of the Rebellion

EaW remastered is gorgeous but too slow paced for me IMO

[tired steeple]

Is empire at war the star wars rts

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[modest flume]

Why all the effort for one star destroyer when I can have 30?

[tired steeple]

I need to watch the star wars movies lol

[modest flume]

Why have 30 when I can increase the pop cap to 50?

[tawny hearth]

its a bit of a weird one tho where you have a planetary layere where you kind of do all your logistics then all fights are done on seperate maps

[modest flume]

And then make each star destroyer 1 pop

[tawny hearth]

so like each planet is a small map

and theres space fights

[tired steeple]

I see

[tawny hearth]

its a great game tho

[modest flume]

Nothing is more peak than OG Battlefront 2 and EaW

I don't care how good EA's version is, nothing beats those

Smacking the bottom of your gun to reload

[tawny hearth]

i did buy the classic collection just to play some galactic conquest without needing to mod it to make it run

[modest flume]

Battlefront 1 having proning

[tawny hearth]

[modest flume]

You know what? I get that

[tawny hearth]

its honestly a great buy if you don't plan on multiplayer or modding it

[modest flume]

Very good game; it shows its age in terms of lore, but the gameplay holds up very well

[tawny hearth]

lol a good amount of the lore in EaW is outdated yeah

[modest flume]

You can do ground or space battles, with a "campaign" option, which gives you a galactic map and basically an empire building tycoon with planets to manage by defending or attacking, armies and fleets to form, then assaulting a planet's orbital defenses before launching ground assaults, like Wingnut has mentioned

[modest flume]

Playing EaW makes me sad they did Veers dirty

[tawny hearth]

i'm gonna go to bed tho and dream about cheesing palpatine with snow speeders

[delicate vapor]

Currently out in public and someone says “oh wow your mother looks young” no comment from me

[somber stream]

Nice

[modest flume]

Alternatively, TIE Fighter honor guard while Vader tanks the speeders by force pulling them out of the sky

Or the TIEs dogfight the speeders, that too

I love me my air support

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

It's why I love Generals so much too

Best CnC don't @ me

[delicate vapor]

@

[somber stream]

@modest flume

Sorry the voices won

Also Red Alert

[modest flume]

Nah I'll give you that

They're all solid

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I wonder if space is capitalized yet

[modest flume]

But Generals just has that uniqueness to it

[somber stream]

Moon i mean

Moon McDonald

[modest flume]

Well Yuri destroyed that moon base

Then the RA3 reset happened

And Tim Curry tried to get there but we gave him a polite but firm No

[somber stream]

I miss Tim Curry 💔

[modest flume]

he's not dead is he? Or do you mean his performances?

[trail isle]

Clearly didn’t compliment the doro

[somber stream]

He's still around but haven't you heard of his condition?

[modest flume]

I have

[trail isle]

Cayt

[delicate vapor]

[trail isle]

Post other side of doro face and then swap the two when you combine

[delicate vapor]

[trail isle]

Do ro

[somber stream]

On today's "How should i torment my neighbor" episode

[elder stone]

gah

[somber stream]

Blue Stahli - Deluxe Edition on maximum volume

Wait you shouldn't be here

[elder stone]

No I shouldn’t

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

But I can’t sleep

[trail isle]

Failure to sleep

[delicate vapor]

Rest now child

[somber stream]

Imagine failing to sleep

[elder stone]

I am gonna go grab melatonin

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Licht you were designed to give me organs if mine fail

[somber stream]

Yeah, no.

[elder stone]

It’s okay, clone

[somber stream]

I'd prefer to prevent failures

[trail isle]

Oh so I get first priority on my organs being harvested

Ur so nice babe

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Of course

[trail isle]

I was being sarcastic

[elder stone]

WOW

💔

[trail isle]

Rocket King Tower 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[elder stone]

Mirror evo goblin barrel clone king tower

[trail isle]

Arrows

[somber stream]

Put down the phone, blue light literally keep your brain awake

[onyx musk]

I dont even know what all the different stims

do

I also forget to use them every time unless it's a med stim

[somber stream]

blu = fast

Red = hit hardah

[elder stone]

Celerity - Melee Speed + Stamina buff

Concentration - 300% ability regen

Combat - more damage

[onyx musk]

i always use potions in v2 but in this game idk

[waxen walrus]

hey does anybody know what's going on with the solo mod?

[elder stone]

licht the voices

The voices of addiction

[somber stream]

Listen to mine instead

I sound like a podcast person

[elder stone]

okay

[tired steeple]

Am I the only one who uses concentration stims and celerity stims

[elder stone]

Okay the melatonin is hitting like a truck now

[tired steeple]

People just skip them

[elder stone]

I always use concentration and celerity

[tired steeple]

Yeah. I dunno why people just stare at them then decide not to take them

[delicate vapor]

I use concrete and celery stims

[somber stream]

I don't use stim because drugs are cringe

(jk i'm a helth stim addict)

[tired steeple]

My favourite is celerity. I love going zoom zoom

[elder stone]

I can’t wait to wake up and play 10 trillion damnation missions

[somber stream]

Damnation?

[elder stone]

And then licht forces me into 2 wuadzillion h40

[somber stream]

No we're going Auric

[elder stone]

yes sir

[somber stream]

Sweet dreamz

[elder stone]

Theanks

[modest flume]

I use em all, they're all good

[tired steeple]

Plus if you have voice of command you can just be invincible for more time

[modest flume]

Normally I just hand the med stims over to the others

[somber stream]

How do you do that?

[modest flume]

Special action when holding it

[tired steeple]

Should say at the bottom of the screen

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

Woah

[somber stream]

Oooh thanks

[delicate vapor]

Say that again

[modest flume]

I trust myself to survive without one

[tired steeple]

You can just be- buuuuh buhum buuuh

[modest flume]

If I need one, I'll pick it up off of my dead team

Or I'll die before I get a chance to use it

[tired steeple]

I use them a little too quickly ngl

“Oh damn I took damage. Time to use it!”

[somber stream]

I tend to save them for Darktide 2

[tired steeple]

Nah wait for darktide 3

… it’s been long enough we should get an old world vermintide

Or an AOS vermintide

[delicate vapor]

Darktide 5 is when ultra marines and death guards fight

[modest flume]

So many stims go unused it's a tragedy

[somber stream]

The medicae pack rotting in a Vet's pocket:

[ripe tangle]

You should take them all at once.

[tired steeple]

I don’t even like AOS and I’d play this

[tired steeple]

Yeah this is why I deploy them in defence zones even if we don’t need them

[somber stream]

Good man

[tired steeple]

It’s better that than them going unused

I do end up playing recklessy though cause I just think “I’ll get health back it’s fine”

[somber stream]

Same lol

Get deleted by a crusher

[modest flume]

I do, they just don't hit like they used to

[ripe tangle]

a shame

[serene agate]

What is the up

Yall

[somber stream]

Tolerance is a nuisance

[modest flume]

To think the game launched without stims

[tired steeple]

… what

[delicate vapor]

Off to home I go

[somber stream]

Yes

Also i participated in the closed beta

Didn't get the beta helm 💔

[modest flume]

I started 5 days after they gave the 21st armor away

[tired steeple]

I was gonna make a joke and say they should let you pants the heretics so their friends all laugh at them and then I realised you’d see their shit stains

[modest flume]

[tired steeple]

I started when it dropped on ps5

[warm gyro]

i didnt get a beta helm either

i did get the first skulls event helm tho

[modest flume]

Much better time, that

[tired steeple]

When does skulls happen btw

[echo vale]

Recaff and lo-sticks just don't have the same punch as angry red liquid injection with the skull emoji stamped on it 💀 💉

[tired steeple]

It’s happened this year

But what time of year is it typically

[somber stream]

The first what

I just got back recently so i missed a bunch

[modest flume]

No getting ganked by shotgunners across the room, no getting stunned by gunners by just looking at you, they didn't fucking walk like they do now, no instantly deleting flames, no old crafting system

Good times

[delicate smelt]

Same

[modest flume]

True

[delicate smelt]

Well actually I played a little on PC but not a lot cause it was low graphics and 30fps

[modest flume]

On the topic of angry, Ogryn just needs to flip the bird when he taunts

There is no discussion, it needs to happen

Channel his Salvador

[tired steeple]

What was the old one like

[echo vale]

Have you seen the fart taunt mod?
It's 😗 👌

[modest flume]

No Auric, Shotgunners could output 200 damage per shot, gunners would stun you in place and push you into walls with their barrages, no stims, no upgrading weapons; any stat spread you got was final, along with a maximum of 2 changes to the weapon between perks and blessings

Higher tier blessings had to be earned through sacrificing weapons with them

[somber stream]

Oh yeah

[tired steeple]

I meant the crafting system but that also sounds horrible

[somber stream]

I remember how cancerous the weapon system was

[modest flume]

I wasn't around that time but the old talent system was like Vermintide's left or right nodes every 5 levels

[warm gyro]

skulls 2023 gave you the Memento Mori helm

[somber stream]

Frakking hell it loook SICK

[tired steeple]

Skulls also give you brain protection

[warm gyro]

it's not bad

[modest flume]

Oh yeah, can't forget the flame puddles immediately deleting your health

[halcyon glen]

It’s got nothink to do with you
If one can grasp it

[modest flume]

The tick damage was instant

[warm gyro]

i remember when recon lasguns were bad

[somber stream]

HD2 Hulk flame pre-nerf belike

[modest flume]

However

No Tox bombers

[warm gyro]

Take me back.

[modest flume]

Exe Stance used to reload your gun too

[warm gyro]

IT DOESN'T ANYMORE?

[modest flume]

Just an instant swap now

[modest flume]

Meanwhile Ogryn with his Achlys mag-dumping and using PBB to avoid reloading:

[delicate vapor]

friday drinking time

[somber stream]

Oh shit it's Friday today?

[south jetty]

it's juice day

[somber stream]

Could've sworn it's Thursday

I'm boned

[frail lichen]

time to get absolutely shitfaced and play with fireworks

[south jetty]

Laundry, 💉, and pet cat day

[somber stream]

Cat petting is mandatory every day

[south jetty]

yes

right now he's licking his leg like a drumstick

oihhhhhuhuh

[somber stream]

Adorable little dum dums

[south jetty]

I made him look up and his eyes did the glowy thing

[somber stream]

Quick! Head pats!

[south jetty]

I'M IN BED

my arthritis!!!

[somber stream]

Do you think cats comprehend arthritis??

[halcyon glen]

All the joy I see thru these architect’s eyes

[south jetty]

I think he does because he won't walk right in my path if I'm in a great deal of pain on that day

[somber stream]

How thoughtful ❤️

[south jetty]

Especially for a cat who is part orange

[delicate vapor]

part?

no no

that orange will fully take over

[modest flume]

Not arthritis but I have sciatica, I can relate

[somber stream]

Orange is orange

Take care of yourself fellas

[south jetty]

My osteoarthritis affects my legs, so I'm probably gonna get it at some point too

[modest flume]

I do have weird circulation in my legs, haven't gotten it checked

[round mica]

Orange cars

[south jetty]

mrow

sometimes he howls

[somber stream]

Mine goes "Kehkehkehkeh" when he see a bird

[round mica]

I love when they do that

[delicate vapor]

mine does: .....

boaw

[somber stream]

That's just cat 99% of the time

And me

[south jetty]

some Samsonisms

mr-aoooo
a-rrrrrr
brrrrr
hewwoooo?? hewoooo??
aooooo

and he runs like a horse

[somber stream]

Sounds like mating call

[south jetty]

hope not

[round mica]

It's funny when they get older and there meow gets louder and more hoarse

[somber stream]

Did you had him sprayed?

[south jetty]

He's neutered

[round mica]

Those siamese cats are loud as heck

[south jetty]

he just makes weird noises when he's about to beat up toys and run around

[somber stream]

Mine is a Siamese as well!

[south jetty]

He's not Siamese

[somber stream]

Oh

[round mica]

My freind had a siamese I had tabbys

And a tux

[somber stream]

Mine is a Calico and Siamese

[south jetty]

He's Maine coon but he might be a mix. No papers from his birth so

#pet-tide message

[somber stream]

Looks the part

[south jetty]

Cat distribution system got me

[spare lynx]

Third time I've gotten a "fatal error" this update. It's always in the missions with the fire modifier

[halcyon glen]

Cata only

[spare lynx]

Cat knocked my compressed folder over

[somber stream]

#pet-tide message

Mein

[prisma cypress]

such a goated psyker name

ilikemenderman

[faint rapids]

the tides are heavy today

[last valve]

And dark

[faint rapids]

almost as heavy as everyone's maternal figures in this server

[somber stream]

I think it's because of a war

[faint rapids]

that was mean i apologize

[faint rapids]

does this war... involve hammers...?

[halcyon glen]

Thank you for dining at Hawthorn

[somber stream]

Likely, i heard they're sold for 40K

[faint rapids]

you could nail alot of stuff with those

[round mica]

i need help coming up with a funny arbites name

[somber stream]

Dredd

Or Judge Shredd

[spare lynx]

Yeah, it'll be really original to name yourself Dredd

no cap frfr

or Murphy

[somber stream]

Shaggus and Scubidus

[south jetty]

Steve and Blue for the dog

Stewie and Brian

[sullen mango]

Mine is a mix aswell me thinks

i know he’s a turkish angora but i don’t think they typically have black spots

[south jetty]

Yeah I suspect mine is a mix because while he's Maine coon he's kinda small for one

13 lbs but strong as hell

[sullen mango]

How old is he?

[south jetty]

Old (maybe 13-15 no one's sure)

[sullen mango]

Oh yeah that is pretty old

[south jetty]

he acts spry so IDK

[somber stream]

I should adopt a doggo

Nvm, will have to walk the good boi 3 times a day

[south jetty]

And play

[spare lynx]

Steve and Lava Chicken for the dog

[south jetty]

Vet visits, food, training, play, toys, finding care for the beast when you're not around

They're like almost-kids

[somber stream]

I do most of these with my cattos already

[south jetty]

nice

[somber stream]

Only thing i don't is taking them for walks

[south jetty]

I'm trying to train mine to wear a harness so he can go on little walks

[somber stream]

Mine Siamese love outdoor and can adapt easily, but my Calico isn't a fan of touching grass

Last time i walked them, she chased after a Pitbull for looking at me funny

[south jetty]

I think mine would like grass and to just look around

[trail bolt]

I got threatened by a chinese player in game

They check my country of residence via steam and then said "I WILL FIND YOU"

[kindred wraith]

go ahead and uninstall buddy you're doomed. (joking)

[trail bolt]

I am pretty sure he was giving a real life threat

[fiery tundra]

send them the tiananmen square copy pasta

[spare lynx]

The Emperor protects.

[trail bolt]

That was a real life threat

[somber stream]

Relax

[fiery tundra]

just some bum shitalking

[trail bolt]

I am just kinda scared

[somber stream]

If everyone follow through with their internet threats

I'd be dead x50 times over

2012 CoD lobbies was wild

[trail bolt]

I remember this incident where a guy travelled all the way to a country to stab someone whom they threatened in CoD

[somber stream]

Oh yeah that happened

[trail bolt]

they spent few months looking for them

[somber stream]

But it was with CSGO

[trail bolt]

oh CSGO my bad

[somber stream]

With that kind of dedication i'd let them stab me

[trail bolt]

All the interaction was like this. I said "Keep rushing, you will win more games this way :)". He called me "noob". I said "Your mum a noob.".

And then he threatened to find me in my country

[somber stream]

... how old are you?

[trail bolt]

Dude kept rushing the entire game

[trail bolt]

I know that was a very immature insult, but that's no reason to threaten someone irl.

[somber stream]

No i mean

Nvm, it's just idle threat

[sullen mango]

lmaoo people make pitbulls seem so scary but pitbulls are actually scared of everything 😭

mine was scared of the sound of a water bottle

[trail bolt]

I hope so too

[somber stream]

Awwww, sp00ked

[somber stream]

If they do really want to get to you

You can hire me for proteccshun

I do Kungfu

[trail bolt]

Well what if they bring a weapon

[sullen mango]

but damn if they know your are about to get hurt they are pretty scary

[somber stream]

Haven't you watch Steven seagal movies?

I'd just effortlessly disarm them

And then smack them in the back of their head, render them unconsious

[grave plaza]

you live in europe? america doesn't like have minor working in job site.

[sullen mango]

pow

[somber stream]

[short shard]

So my experience with damnation is that one person runs super far ahead dies and rage quits, one person just learned they can dodge the trappers and then I just try to stick next to someone who's playing the game while also eating dinner and spilling spaghetti on the keyboard.

[delicate vapor]

[short shard]

This is just like Vermintide

Except the person running ahead isn't an elf this time

[ember snow]

@blazing hinge hhahaha bro I thought you were coming in with a punchline

[onyx musk]

psykers are the elf of this game

[modern bobcat]

wtf is the point of fucking cover in rogue trader jfc

[onyx musk]

zealot saltz is still zealot in darktide

[short shard]

Saltz is still Saltz no matter where he's screaming

[onyx musk]

zealots 80% deeper into the map by themselves

rest of the team fending off horde that spawned on them

[modern bobcat]

and you like it 80% deeper, don't you

[short shard]

"where team"

[onyx musk]

fatshark give v2 crossplay and my life is yours

playstation kinda dead

[modern bobcat]

[somber stream]

[short shard]

just get a pc bro