general-chat

[elder stone]

I was on malevelon and they didn’t do that

[tired steeple]

HE WAN KIDDIN

THEY JUNP

[glacial shoal]

they do now

new thing

[somber stream]

They do a whole lot more now

[elder stone]

They actually are just worse

I think it’s over

[somber stream]

You haven't seen anything yet

[elder stone]

I was on malevelon creek and I thought that was bad

(I take autographs)

[modest flume]

People playing on Malevolon Creek back then: wtf is this, can't see anything and your stratgems impact on the treelines

People looking back: Yeah it was "fun"

[delicate vapor]

Biboo

[round mica]

its quite nice being a puff pastry

[fiery wave]

What?

[round mica]

let me tell yah

[glacial shoal]

I ate 3 of you earlier

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

Malevelon Cheeks

[glacial shoal]

how does that make you feel

[elder stone]

I was sent back to super earth and my ptsd became fond memories

[modest flume]

Massive

[somber stream]

Huge

[modest flume]

Fighting on Super Earth gave me OG MW2 flashbacks from Of Their Own Accord

[somber stream]

lol yeah

Based Chinese men

[elder stone]

Helldivers would retake tertium

[tired steeple]

I should play cod zombies sometime soon

[somber stream]

No

[elder stone]

FOR SUPER EARTH🗣️🗣️

My English teacher plays hd2

[delicate vapor]

[timid stratus]

what's the mod that lets you preview the armory from the operative select screen?

[modest flume]

He wants to be pet but is too shy to ask

[modest flume]

Psych Ward iirc

That's the mod that should allow you to access everything from the operative selection menu

[fiery wave]

He wants to claw after calling out all the totally not sus people.

[timid stratus]

nice you're right, wasn't sure what to search, cheers

[elder stone]

I went to frowntown and they said you were the mayor

[somber stream]

They are correct

[delicate vapor]

No

[somber stream]

:C

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

No need to be shy, I can pet you

[tired steeple]

You think there’s cigarette brands in the imperium?

[elder stone]

Marlboro owns the imperium

[tired steeple]

Like you think there’s atoman smooths

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure he wants kraks.

[somber stream]

I personally use Mevius Prime

Camel is decent as well

[tired steeple]

I like Cadian stogies

[modest flume]

If they have their own steel, they should have their own iho-sticks

[elder stone]

Google chrome is collabing with McLaren

I’ve seen it all

[modest flume]

[delicate vapor]

Why

[tired steeple]

I also wonder if the imperium has video games

It has wargames

[modest flume]

Obviously you want to be pet, so I can pet you, and I will

pets

[tired steeple]

But do you think abaddon the despoiler is playing imperium annihilation 41k

[modest flume]

Also regicide!

[elder merlin]

You just look pettable

[delicate vapor]

No

[elder merlin]

Yes

[elder stone]

🥀🥀🥀what am i reading

[tired steeple]

I unno

[somber stream]

Average gamer antics

[modest flume]

A poor.. catboy? too shy to ask for pets

[fiery wave]

You should know if you are.. well...

[tired steeple]

Kissing your homies after you get the win

[elder merlin]

Gaymer*

[modest flume]

I have no idea where the catboy lore came from but it's there

[somber stream]

So true

[tired steeple]

Felinids

[elder stone]

I’m not in the know

[elder merlin]

We need another abhuman class

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[somber stream]

Felinid, yes

[elder stone]

Loosh class

[somber stream]

We need space cat girls

With French accent

[elder stone]

Hi hello

[tired steeple]

I want felinids to just be a customisation option but again, those things are rare and never seen

[elder stone]

Oh French

Good bye

[tired steeple]

*almost never seen

[somber stream]

Plenty of slav already

[elder merlin]

I do wonder how many dlc classes they'll do, arbites apparently sold more than expected

[modest flume]

The game is full of them, we need more normal classes, like Ogryn

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

Can’t ever go wrong with more

[somber stream]

True

[modest flume]

Ogryn is the only normal class in the game, everyone else are abhumans, what do you not get?

[elder merlin]

That whole sentence

[fiery wave]

I mean, make it stronger than half the base classes and easier to use than 3/4 of them.

[modest flume]

You disappoint me, Paul

As an Ogryn player, you should know that

[tired steeple]

I hope felinids are either really hot catgirls or are really freaky anthro things with giant claws

[elder stone]

Hello im the first thing

[tired steeple]

Someone might also find the latter hot but that’s not the point

[tired steeple]

Well done

I envy you

[somber stream]

Also add me ign, i need a squad
4483408785

[fiery wave]

WDYM psykers are abhumans.

[somber stream]

Eldars are abhuman

[tired steeple]

Necrons are abhuman

[elder merlin]

Now if they could just give it more decent penance cosmetics and commissary shit

[modest flume]

Veterans, Zealots, Psykers, Arbites, they all are

[somber stream]

No soul

[modest flume]

They worry about weird stuff like fancy words and finkin'

[fiery wave]

I know.

[delicate vapor]

No

[elder stone]

Geez…take me out to dinner first… I’ll be on Friday

[elder merlin]

We's fightin now @modest flume

[tired steeple]

Y’all ever seen a baby

Freaky things

[somber stream]

Best i can do is 3 whole cans of corpse starch, unopenned

[elder merlin]

Meet me outside of your local dennys

[modest flume]

We're fighting the spikies? I'm down

I'll bring my favorite stick

[elder stone]

Currently flirting with my gf 🥀🥀

[somber stream]

Not now

Working, later today myb

[fiery wave]

You can have mine if the oggies didn't already take them. I have no interest in them as I can get better.

[somber stream]

More rashun

[supple thorn]

Big guys always need more.

[tired steeple]

I think the commissar should give me his coat

[elder stone]

I’ll try to squeeze in Thursday

[modest flume]

Krumpin' is a lot of work

[fiery wave]

Just steal them, it's easy.

[tired steeple]

The only thing you gotta squeeze is your pustule #blessedbythegrandfather

[somber stream]

Can you do Aurics without dying every 5 minute?

[modest flume]

MOOTASH PHARGE, NUUUUUUUUUUURGLE

[fiery wave]

Aims Bistol.

[modest flume]

We'll bring Loosh into our H40

[elder stone]

I did auric mortis and died once.

[tired steeple]

aims Bristol

[somber stream]

No please don't i beg

[elder stone]

Great idea!

[somber stream]

They will frak us up bad, i can tell

NO

[elder stone]

Rude.

[somber stream]

Okay fine

[supple thorn]

Awfully nurgly, huh?

[somber stream]

1 match to test the water

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

I know right?

[elder stone]

It’s like cheerleader tryouts💔

[somber stream]

2, final price

No haggle

[elder stone]

You know im good

[modest flume]

We'll time them on how fast they can stop the ritual happening across the room that got triggered because someone knocked a crate down in Metalfab 36

[tired steeple]

All of England is corrupted by nurgle btw

Scotland is suffering for it

[somber stream]

💔

[elder stone]

Liverpool has fallen

[somber stream]

PTSD inducing stuff

[elder stone]

Like 16 seconds

[modest flume]

I genuinely despise Metalfab maps in Havoc

[somber stream]

I mean they aren't even that bad with bubble and smoke

The map yesterday was extra fucky with the fog

You've seen how fast i was put down like a dog by the lasmen

[modest flume]

Nah not with those

I'm talking about having the rituals you can't even reach activate because you were breathing too loud, 5 rooms over

[somber stream]

Ah yeah

suddenly, daemons

[elder stone]

Uhmmm…sprint key???

[modest flume]

Yes, however

Twins, captain, BoN

At once

[elder stone]

Don’t die

[somber stream]

So true!

Loosh might carry us after all

[elder stone]

Thanks licht

[tired steeple]

Are boss names randomised

[glacial shoal]

yeah

[fair quartz]

I'm enjoying this game. Tried it back when it dropped and it didn't stick with me. But now with all the changes its been just as good of an experience as the other Tide games

[modest flume]

nah we're fucked

[elder stone]

You think too little of me

[somber stream]

Nah, you're the goat

🐐

[modest flume]

It's definitely improved over the years and makes for so much better of a product

if only the same could be said of the servers

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

That’s awesome

[glacial shoal]

ur awesome

:)

[tired steeple]

Aw thank you so are you

[glacial shoal]

NO U

but ty

[elder stone]

They are flirting

[delicate vapor]

🐔

[elder stone]

So sweet

[modest flume]

Torbjorn The Unclean coming at you with the full force of the 6th:

[fair quartz]

Hopefully they make one in the future where we play as Space Marines or something so we can actually kill Orks, tyranids and Chaos marines etc in droves

[delicate vapor]

Space marine 2

[tired steeple]

No I have girlfriend

[delicate vapor]

Space marine 1

[somber stream]

Get more

[elder stone]

Wow me too

[modest flume]

Nothing more beautiful than the mutual respect shared between comrades

[fiery wave]

Already exists.

[tired steeple]

My gf loves nurgle so she’s happy this game exists

I should tell her rogue trader has plague bearwrs

[fair quartz]

I saw someone ask why they didnt add chaos marines as an enemy faction. Like we play as a ragtag group of low level imperial agents. Killing chaos marines in anything but a boss fight would make no sense

[elder stone]

Nurglelite💔

[fiery wave]

I think that might be yaoi? Or am I wrong?

[somber stream]

No just harem

[fair quartz]

You mean Space Hulk?

[delicate vapor]

Space marine 2 and 1

[fiery wave]

That, and Space Marines series.

[supple thorn]

Boltgun too

[fiery wave]

Maybe you might be interested in 3 when it shows up.

[modest flume]

Well, FatShark has stated that they don't want to add marines to Darktide

But rejects we may be, we have the Armor of Plotius on our side

[tired steeple]

Is this the first chaos cult to be anything of note without any marines

[fair quartz]

Yeah adding space marines to dark tide wouldn't make sense in a lore or gameplay sense

[tired steeple]

All the ones we hear about usually have a lot of csm

[fiery wave]

The 27 protags are named.

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

See? It's all over

[somber stream]

If all fails, i'd be there to stop them

[delicate vapor]

Maybe

[modest flume]

Show them the Licht

[somber stream]

[slate mountain]

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

You are thinking of yuri

[supple thorn]

Mate, when isn't she?

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Hm?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-red-alert-2-almost-whimsical-but-gif-9980648788636229519

[somber stream]

Make love for War

[modest flume]

She has girl versions of all of us

[tired steeple]

Is karien a himejoshi

[modest flume]

But Repulsive Bushwoman doesn't have the same ring to it

[fiery wave]

You know I genderbent guys in my head.

[supple thorn]

Idk about that.

[somber stream]

Bushwoman sounds... wrong

[fiery wave]

So, too late.

[supple thorn]

I retract my statement.

[elder merlin]

Ya'll wanna see something i just came across that made me laugh?

[tired steeple]

Like the primarchs?

[marsh iris]

cant girl version me

[modest flume]

Bushgirl? Bushlady?

[elder merlin]

I'll dm it to anyone who wants to see it

[tired steeple]

You literally can’t girl version me

Like it’s impossible

[modest flume]

Idk just doesn't have that ring to it

[somber stream]

Sounds mighty unkept

[fiery wave]

Yes. Also on the rainbow myself.

[nocturne bloom]

oh really

[slate mountain]

[tired steeple]

No I mean

[mossy spindle]

we're mudering Bon who are known to kill Space Marine squad if they are uncarefull, so power level are not to be considered, but it is the most annoying and vanilla choice of the roster

[delicate vapor]

[mossy spindle]

Hello

[tired steeple]

I’m bigender

[modest flume]

She trims

[tired steeple]

So it wouldn’t change anything

[fiery wave]

Old news. Ppl have done it for ages now.

[elder merlin]

I'll bigender you even harder then

[modest birch]

any way to fix error 4001?

[tired steeple]

Swag I’m on that purple pink and blue rainbow

[elder merlin]

Die

[mossy spindle]

oh wait we went from space marine to rainbows ?

[tired steeple]

The rainbow warriors even

[delicate vapor]

Ok more food time

[tired steeple]

nvm that isn't a space marine chapter

[mossy spindle]

Wait I think there is a space marine chapter for that

[tired steeple]

i swear there was a rainbow chapter

[mossy spindle]

it might have been a fan chapter

[modest birch]

So anyone who isnt telling me to kill myself know how to fix error 4001?

[mossy spindle]

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors you need the right source

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[mossy spindle]

Praying the machine spirits

[supple thorn]

??
You could try restarting the game.

[modest birch]

Done and done.

Did nothing

[tired steeple]

Should I trust 1d6 chan

[delicate vapor]

Yeah they’re called the black templars

[modest flume]

Fun fanfics and homebrew

[delicate vapor]

And imperial fist

[modest flume]

Take lore pages with a grain of salt

[elder stone]

Don’t think there is an official/confirmed fix

[modest birch]

IRL
Oh in case people aren't aware, the "rainbow warriors" is probably a reference to the greenpeace boat that the french government totally didnt sink on purpose.

[mossy spindle]

Always, 100% , only the truth, nothing but the truth the good ,proper, imperial truth

[tired steeple]

I remember seeing a “warriors of pride” and expected them to be rainbow

[merry comet]

does hte power level of curios do anything?

[fiery wave]

Complaining to FatShark.

[tired steeple]

They aren’t

[modest flume]

Like saying "chaos spawn" turns you into one

[somber stream]

cHAOS SPAWN

Still human

[modest flume]

not for long

[somber stream]

I think

[mossy spindle]

were you even one to begin with ?

[somber stream]

Yes, the voice in my head told me so

[tired steeple]

Does 40k have the forsaken or whatever they’re called

[delicate vapor]

You see many chaos spawns in Australia, fairly normal

[elder stone]

The snail in your ear

[somber stream]

I'm the most human to have ever humaned

[elder stone]

It tells you

[mossy spindle]

Sounds like a vile mutant to me

[delicate vapor]

They serve the best coffees tho so they live

[modest flume]

(it's why the characters never call the CS as such, always rotbag or fleshbag)

[elder stone]

PayPal me 30,000 USD

[tired steeple]

Those chaos spawn guys who aren’t the same as chaos spawn

[modest birch]

I can confirm, saw one in Brisbane last night.

[tired steeple]

In warhammer total war they have crab hands

[somber stream]

nah

[slate mountain]

Best I can do is two Duracell batteries

[elder stone]

So you just hate me🫩

[mossy spindle]

And juist like any horror that exists in the Australian wasteland, it came from Britain

[somber stream]

No waiii

[tired steeple]

That’s a great relic from the dark age of technology

[merry comet]

coming from a Skitarii thats a good deal

[modest birch]

Okay for a 100% fix to error 4001, get extremely lucky and just stay on the login screen for too long.
Works 10% of the time.

[merry comet]

anyway, does hte power level of curios do anything besides looking nice or?

[slate mountain]

There actually amazon basics. Don't tell them

[tardy citrus]

what if melk sold only curios

[merry comet]

will my 16% toughness 380 curio be just as good as a 500 one?

[mossy spindle]

I don't think power level as a whole does anything aside from being indication of the power of te curio

[somber stream]

Yes

Just get 5% more toughness perk

[merry comet]

cheers.

[modest birch]

I think melk and his Only Curios is considered heresy

[merry comet]

oh yeah no

[slate mountain]

Have you prayed to the Omnissiah?

[modest flume]

Yes and no, a curios will only be as good as the stat it drops with, but that cannot be changed with enhancement, just the perks for it

[merry comet]

i run toughness, hp and combat regen on it for my vet

[tardy citrus]

well i dont use melk at all
if he became a curio merchant with higher rolls
i would

[tired steeple]

Yeah seriously what does melk even do

[merry comet]

Melk is good for the random roll curios since theyre pretty cheap

but thats about it

[somber stream]

I love gambling

[modest flume]

Let's go gambling!

[tired steeple]

I can’t stop winning

[modest birch]

he keeps telling me i need to shower.

[tired steeple]

I can’t stop winning

[modest flume]

Let's be financially responsible!

[delicate vapor]

Just stole my sisters candy

[somber stream]

Pull Hp curio Aww dangit

Pull Hp curio Aww dangit

Pull Hp curio Aww dangit

Pull Hp curio Aww dangit

[tired steeple]

We probably get access to the best hygiene in the imperium (one bar of toothpaste) so that’s rich coming from him

[thorny cave]

Yo

[tired steeple]

Hello

[thorny cave]

Hello there

[mossy spindle]

The always elusive +3 stam curio

[modest flume]

You fiend!

[fiery wave]

You mean 17% toughness.

[thick coyote]

Holy shit
A full single bar

[modest flume]

Eyo Doon

[mossy spindle]

na I have many of those

[thorny cave]

Yooo broh

[somber stream]

General Kenobi

[thorny cave]

How’s the night going

[modest birch]

if your toothpaste comes in bars, you need to stop buying that

[tired steeple]

It’s the imperium it probably does

[fiery wave]

I have too many stam, want toughness.

[modest birch]

the imperium toothpaste is probably just mashed up psykers, lets be honest

[mossy spindle]

smthg smtgh trade offer

[modest flume]

Not bad, winding down

Just relaxing

[somber stream]

Prospering

[modest birch]

psykers in a nutribullet likely makes up 90% of all products

[fiery wave]

Even my psyker is sitting on like 11 of them.

[slate mountain]

👽

[fiery wave]

And I barely play her anymore.

[thorny cave]

Yeh same. I just watched a movie with my son. In getting ready for bed. Just doin a few things to get “ready”. I get hyperactive at night so if I don’t want to sleep at 1am I gotta do em lol

[fiery wave]

.-.

[delicate vapor]

No

[modest flume]

I get insomnia so I have to force myself to wind down and relax or I can stay up easily for days

[elder stone]

If you froze your bath while you were in it and you got encased in ice what would happen

[somber stream]

You just answered your own question

[elder stone]

No but what would happen after

Like when you were in the ice

[modest flume]

Sometimes I get night terrors but that's a different story

[tired steeple]

You would be frozen in the bath probably

And die

[delicate vapor]

Eating wasabi peas and it nearly knocked me out

[somber stream]

Like, while sleeping

Or during the night

For no reason at all

[elder stone]

Yes please!

[tired steeple]

What

[somber stream]

Don't

[modest flume]

Usually when I try to settle into sleep and I'm fading, or middle of the night

[somber stream]

Hmmmm

You think a lot don't you?

[elder stone]

So you care about me❤️❤️

[somber stream]

Life is worth it

[modest flume]

Probably

[delicate vapor]

You guys think?

[slate mountain]

No

[elder stone]

2 iq answer

[somber stream]

This might sound like a joke, but don't

[elder merlin]

Not as a ogryn

[elder stone]

Elios don’t change

[somber stream]

At least try not to before sleep

It's possible to just turn off your brain

[slate mountain]

I would know. There is a switch and everything

[somber stream]

Shit, life is a horror i know. But it can also be sunshine and rainbow

[tired steeple]

Night terrors are horrible I hope they don’t last

[somber stream]

Just, try to push a wee bit every day, you'll get over that hill i promise

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

I've been doing that when winding down for sleep just to clear my head ; I don't really have issues with clearing my head but my thoughts can be loud

[somber stream]

I understand, it will take effort to even tell them to shut up for a bit, but it's possible with enough practice

Your body is a temple, your mind a shrine

[elder stone]

Okay Socrates(this is a joke I relate to this entire conversation)

[slate mountain]

In seriousness I know what u mean. I could never clear my head rather than be loud. I have to sleep now with somthing to keep my head occupied. Like a listening to a video about something. Good example 40k lore

[somber stream]

I will spray you

[elder stone]

‼️‼️

[elder stone]

Happens to me every night

[modest flume]

I can't, I converse in my sleep so I try to listen to ASMR or meditating sounds

[elder stone]

(Mommy praising you ASMR)

[tired steeple]

I talk to myself while going to sleep

[fiery wave]

It's grim, it's bleak and it's painful.

[tired steeple]

Cause it distracts me

[slate mountain]

Hah fair enough. Anyways things will get better with time hang in there!

[modest flume]

It's true, I'm not doubting it

[somber stream]

Hardwork and effort pave the way

[nocturne bloom]

left ear mommy asmr, right ear darktide

[modest flume]

"average veteran player shooting his plasma gun into horde ASMR"

[elder stone]

Top right ear doom music

[elder merlin]

Its all instinct, baby

[elder stone]

Bottom left ear white girl music

[slate mountain]

Medicae station begging for help asmr

[fiery wave]

You mean, shredder frags into hordes. Boom boom, then things start bleeding out a cacophony of death sound effects.

[modest flume]

No, because that's called sense, which your average veteran doesn't have

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

And your soul is your emotions, and my soul needs fuckin break

[fiery wave]

WDYM? I like the sound of my 'nades going off...

[somber stream]

Aren't we all

[modest flume]

Believe it or not, that makes you a good vet and not an average vet, congratulations

[modest flume]

there ain't no rest for the wicked

[fiery wave]

Bonus the biggest room clear noises, which may or may not trigger every single barrel.

[modest flume]

Top 5 vet in the world

Ez

[delicate vapor]

Seafood time

[somber stream]

I'm havin marinated egg for breakfast

[fiery wave]

Ppl need to love their 'nades more.

[tired steeple]

Should I change my ogryn grenade

I use the one that makes a big boom but it’s only 1 grenade

[modest flume]

They're all good

Rocks are a free single target option

[tired steeple]

Yeah but I use one and that kinda goes away

I do have a build with the rock

Rock is fun

[modest flume]

Boxes are good ST with extra AoE stagger

Frag bombs are nukes

[tired steeple]

They are

[mossy spindle]

Boxes are also nuke tbh

when you drop one and the boom keeps going for 10 seconds, the end result is mostly the same

[somber stream]

They have Peko in Death Stranding 2

[tired steeple]

I’ll try different builds with either

[elder stone]

Pekka?

The clash card?

[tired steeple]

I need to use gunlugger for penances

[somber stream]

No Peko the Vtoober

[tired steeple]

No peko the vtuber

She’s a bunny

[elder stone]

Oh

[tired steeple]

Her mum is hot

Sorry

[somber stream]

Ara ara material

[elder stone]

I’d need to see to verify

[tired steeple]

Just look up peko mom

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

OH HER

Now I remember

[tired steeple]

God I love older women

[somber stream]

Peko's mom has got it goin' on

[tired steeple]

If only everyone in darktide wasn’t so hideous

[somber stream]

Hestia is hot

[elder stone]

Darktide is not goon material💔

[somber stream]

So is Hadron

[somber stream]

Not with that attitude

[elder stone]

She’s too into degrading

[tired steeple]

Hestia kinda looks like a messed up neanderthal ngl

[elder stone]

Lmao

[marsh iris]

she checks someone's boxes

[tired steeple]

True

[somber stream]

That's world class model in 40K universe standard mind you

[tired steeple]

I like cassia from rogue trader

[mossy spindle]

imo the big boom is the worse, visually impressiive, mostly works against pox

[tired steeple]

Alright thanks

[mossy spindle]

you can use it to help you get out of the occasional army of gunner ,but so does the boxes

[ripe tangle]

can you guess my favorite companion from RT?

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s Yrliet

[somber stream]

^

[tired steeple]

Hehe no it’s Argenta

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

ABELARD, CUT HIS BALLS

[ripe tangle]

it’s grandpa

[tired steeple]

What was it pancreasnowork said

[ripe tangle]

Abelard single handedly holds the entire Dynasty on his shoulders

[tired steeple]

That if abelard was in the throne room, the emperor wouldn’t have been wounded

[somber stream]

Give him a T.hammer and he can carry the game

[ripe tangle]

he’s also a diligent family man and military officer

[tired steeple]

Tried and tested tactics are the best ones (he says before cutting a guy in half)

[ripe tangle]

Dude can single handedly take on a Greater Daemon in game, therefore he’s more powerful than all those Space Wolves

this is only because Abelard is unironically a Gigachad

[somber stream]

I hate how dogshit the Heavy bolter is 💔

[tired steeple]

I’ve never finished the game

Kept making new characters

[ripe tangle]

I beat the game twice

[somber stream]

Might get the DLC for a 2nd run

Shame you can't romance Argenta

[ripe tangle]

one as an Iconoclast and one as a Dogmatic

I refuse to play a Chaos playthrough

[somber stream]

(Owl originally made it possible, but GW said no)

[tired steeple]

I was doing an iconoclast one

Got far

Realised I had gotten cassia stuck into a bad ending

[ripe tangle]

she’s already married, to the God Emperor.

[tired steeple]

Restarted as a heretical lady

Got bored

Started a dogmatic playthrough

Got bored

[tiny shore]

I like the new difficulty system.

[tired steeple]

I’ll come back to it eventually

[somber stream]

She is the most faithful one in any ending. Rather banish herself than putting you in harm ways

Wife material

[tiny shore]

You get used to play on one, then you get to the next and it feels like its the right way to play

[ripe tangle]

I really want to play Dark Heresy when it releases.

[tired steeple]

Me too

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

also in DH we’re getting an Ogryn companion

[tiny shore]

Also going from level 3 to damnation, it's awesome how everyone sticks in one pack

[delicate vapor]

could go for some oysters... and lemonade

[tired steeple]

Kinda wish characters were playersexual

Like it makes sense

But why is cassia just only straight

[delicate vapor]

kinda wish for an Eldar wife

[somber stream]

That's her preference

[tired steeple]

Like it makes sense cause that’s how attraction works

[stable fox]

[tired steeple]

But also it’s annoying

[delicate vapor]

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

I kinda prefer it this way, where the characters seem more like established people rather than just walking fuckables

[somber stream]

^

[tired steeple]

Bg3 kept them feeling real

[thorny cave]

haha I could do that at a time, I could probably make it to maybe 3-4am if I wasnt careful.. and if my kiddo wasnt there to serve as a reminder that I have to wake at some point

[stable fox]

What in the kark did i read again?

[tired steeple]

Can’t speak on divinity idk if that even has romance

[somber stream]

Average RPG banters

Yes i'd like to shag please

[tired steeple]

Dunno if dark heresy will have any romance at all

[somber stream]

No wait, shags. Please.

[tired steeple]

Inquisitors don’t really find the time

[ripe tangle]

tbf I rarely pursue romance in RPGs unless there’s an actual benefit to it like increased stats or whatever

otherwise it’s just shipping and UGH

[tired steeple]

Oh I crush hard on characters when there’s an rpg with romance

I am abnormal about shadowheart

[thorny cave]

Wait so what is this dark heresy? I know it was an RPG... sounds kind of intriguing

[stable fox]

Shipping? Shipping where?

[somber stream]

Your character deserve happiness okay?

[tired steeple]

Well there was the tabletop game

[stable fox]

[thorny cave]

Ahh thats right

[tired steeple]

Now they’re making it a video game rpg if you saw

Looks pretty cool

[ripe tangle]

My characters are me, and I wouldn’t fuck the people I’m working with…

[thorny cave]

Nah I did not, I kinda want to chec it out

[tired steeple]

My characters are also me

[thorny cave]

Smart sister.

[tired steeple]

Speak for yourself

[ripe tangle]

too busy focusing on the mission.

[somber stream]

Hey same, but it's fictional so go nuts

[stable fox]

That would make you slaneesh cultist.

[tired steeple]

The mission is the mutant’s heart (cassia)

[ripe tangle]

How?

[stable fox]

I mean, if you did kark with everyone you work with.

[slim axle]

I wish Fat Shark added more staves for psyker and more guns for Vetty

[tired steeple]

What other staffs

[ripe tangle]

how does devoting my time and effort purely on the God Emperor and slaying Humanity’s enemies align me with the Chaos Gods?

[tired steeple]

I don’t have any ideas

Someone suggested a shield

[somber stream]

Technically Big E is one of the Chaos god as well, but was disowned

[tired steeple]

Sienna had a lazer staff in vermintide

[stable fox]

For kark sake i added context.

[tired steeple]

Maybe something like that

[stable fox]

Pay attention priest.

[tired steeple]

I consider the emperor the chaos god of order idc what anyone says

[somber stream]

They literally call him "the Anathema"

Or the banished

[tired steeple]

If you can use psyker powers and summon angels made in the emperor’s image, the emperor is a chaos god

[slim axle]

Idk
Maybe one that charges a shield on m2 in front of you that damaging it adds peril

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Saints are daemon prince

[stable fox]

Yeah. About that.

[delicate vapor]

food coma time

[stable fox]

Stop eating food.

[tired steeple]

Doom eternal has a shield you can shoot at your enemies once it takes enough damage. Maybe something like that could work

[stable fox]

[tired steeple]

I’ve been saying this!!

[ripe tangle]

All I’m hesring from you all is HERESY!

prepare to die for your falsehoods

[tired steeple]

The sanguinor is a daemon of the emperor!!

[stable fox]

Nuh uh.

I have uno.

[slim axle]

Yeah
Maybe even a Staff that the m2 acts as a laser beam but that would be a bit too close to Purgatus wouldnt it?

[somber stream]

Bless Imperial saints (daemon prince) that fight for humanity vs Cringe Chaos Abomination (deamon prince) that fight for ruinous power

[ripe tangle]

Blasphemy shall be punished with wrath and judgment, dissension shall be purged from the halls and all must suffer the light of cleansing fire.

XD

(am I good at spewing the bullshit?)

(Be honest)

[stable fox]

[frail lichen]

the one spear in dauntless before they removed it and killed the game

[tired steeple]

Maybe. Guess we’ll see soon-ish

[somber stream]

(superb)

[stable fox]

More practice required.

[ripe tangle]

(Thank you<3)

[tired steeple]

You know I’m surprised there haven’t been more jokes about sisters of battle similar to jokes about people in the navy

[ripe tangle]

That they’re all gay?

[stable fox]

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

these jokes are common already

[somber stream]

They are common fact

[tired steeple]

Oh I guess I missed them

[somber stream]

Not jokes

[ripe tangle]

there’s a ton of jokes about the SoB actually being a lesbian bdsm cult

-_-

[stable fox]

Sometimes their outfits are questionable.

[frail lichen]

from what a friend told me they started out as some old dudes harem

[stable fox]

But at least they're devoted to serve the Emperor so I'll ignore it.

[tired steeple]

I do really hate the tit armour

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, Goge Vandire

[elder stone]

Gooner bait

[tired steeple]

Like it’s just ugly

Yeah that too

[ripe tangle]

during the reign of blood they were his personal harem as well as his personal death squad

[frail lichen]

so they really where just a old dude's sex cult assasins

[vivid saddle]

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[tired steeple]

Oh they do?

[ripe tangle]

Alicia Dominica decapitated him and became a saint

[tired steeple]

Interesting

[orchid sigil]

wow long time no see

[frail lichen]

not the weirdest thing in 40k

[serene agate]

hello yall

[spiral berry]

hii

wassup

[round mica]

Help guys do I do Hotdogs or burritoes , burritoes take long time but good Hotdogs fast bit not so good

[ripe tangle]

Burritos

[turbid bison]

Tit armour is peak

[spiral berry]

then go for burritos

[tired steeple]

Goblin

[ripe tangle]

I keep my lunch stored in mine.

[round mica]

Thank ya!

[turbid bison]

So true

[halcyon glen]

There is only one road in Yugoslavia

[spiral berry]

so true

[ripe tangle]

good space to hold belongings like money too

[spiral berry]

i can cook

[vivid saddle]

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[tired steeple]

And your holy texts

[ripe tangle]

YES!

[spiral berry]

but not in kitchen

[ripe tangle]

left boob is for holding personal effects, right boob is where I keep my holy books.

[tired steeple]

I’ll actually keep an eye out for that

[vivid saddle]

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[ripe tangle]

at least when it’s not on my hip anyway.

[spiral berry]

soo true gurl

i can relate

[spiral berry]

yea sure

[tired steeple]

Oh no I’ve seen weapons with the dump stat having 61% before I just didn’t know you can get them frim melk

[serene agate]

no cook in kitchen then where?

[tired steeple]

Fireplace

With big pot

[spiral berry]

in art😂

[vivid saddle]

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[serene agate]

would love to try that one day

[tired steeple]

Yeah. I’ve never had one but the reddit has people posting about getting them

[neon zinc]

I keep losing my friggin auric storm survivor streak at 3-4 to dumb bs

[fiery wave]

But the lesbian bit is completely true though, dear sister. You should know that.

[vivid saddle]

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[tired steeple]

Yw

[serene agate]

so draw steak and rice?

[stark bobcat]

whoops

[spiral berry]

i did but cant eat

[ripe tangle]

Hey! Do you want another flagellation session?

[tired steeple]

Eat the paper

[spiral berry]

i draw kids

[tired steeple]

I DO

[ripe tangle]

I will make you pray out loud while I do it.

[spiral berry]

hahaha

[tired steeple]

sorry

[fiery wave]

Be a daemon prince(ss) of Slaanesh that looks kinda like a Living Saint. Heh.

[serene agate]

how draw rice? just bunch of lines?

[spiral berry]

not sketching shit

[tired steeple]

I should sleep soon

[ripe tangle]

er, alright, please join me in the Confessional.

[tired steeple]

WOOO

[spiral berry]

if i do, i need perfect graphics

[tired steeple]

I mean ahhh noo how terrible

[spiral berry]

avg OCD

[fiery wave]

Are you telling me you wanna go for another ice cold treat?

[elder stone]

Hi hello

[neon zinc]

Sup

[ripe tangle]

it was too cold…

[turbid bison]

Don’t threaten us with a good time

[tired steeple]

Hey wasup hello

I jist wan a chance give you some watermelon

[elder stone]

What your favorite dinosaur

[tired steeple]

Umm

Hm

[ripe tangle]

but giving your heart and soul to the god emperor is supposed to be a good time.

[tired steeple]

Therazinosaur I think

[ripe tangle]

It’s a must afterall.

[tired steeple]

I dunno how you spell it

Horrible demon from hell with massive claws

[elder stone]

Therazinosaurus

[neon zinc]

Im not a big dinosaur guy

[elder stone]

Valid

[tired steeple]

Yeah that

[spiral berry]

wanna see how i even draw?

[turbid bison]

That’s a given. But the act itself is a huge bonus

[neon zinc]

Probs the three horn one

[ripe tangle]

accept his judgment sinner!

[tired steeple]

They’re terrifying. I love them

[elder stone]

Triceratops

Valid

[tired steeple]

Pretty sure they were herbivores

[serene agate]

how can you get rid of the "message hidden from likely spammer" i keep seeing it for Maire?

[fiery wave]

I mean, it's ice cream. It was meant to be cold. Though, we could have gone to warm up on the burning corpses of Nurglites after.

[serene agate]

sure

[elder stone]

I like the Kaprosuchus

[tired steeple]

HUUUAAAAAAAA

[elder stone]

It’s a crocodile that runs

[tired steeple]

majestic

A hunter is a hunter even in a dream

[neon zinc]

Dont breathe in the smoke

[spiral berry]

can i dm?

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I remember those

[neon zinc]

Worst trip of my LIFE

[serene agate]

ja

[clever horizon]

whens the next update scheduled

[tired steeple]

I prefer sarcosuchus cause they’re massive

[spiral berry]

oh thanka

REQ ACC

[tired steeple]

Probably not for a while since the narrative update and arbites wasn’t long ago

[elder stone]

Fair

[fiery wave]

I mean, was to be expected considering everything... It's filth.

[tired steeple]

40k needs dinosaurs

[clever horizon]

[tired steeple]

Squiggoths don’t count

[neon zinc]

In the infinite and the divine they punch through dinos I think

[tired steeple]

That’s awesome

Yeah that counts

[neon zinc]

And then later on it's shown they evolving into birbs

[tired steeple]

I need to read that

[neon zinc]

It's good

Trazyn and oriken fucking with eachother is enjoyable reading

[gaunt matrix]

I’m gettin a error 4001 any way to fix?

[elder stone]

Wait in loading screen

10% chance it fixes

Other than that just try to restart

[gaunt matrix]

Thanks 🫡

[jovial igloo]

I keep crashing at the end of mission. I'm guessing it's from the scoreboard mod... Anyone else having this issue?

[turbid bison]

Likely mod

[marsh iris]

fix crash and mental health

[elder stone]

500 beers

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-meme-stressed-sakigifs-gif-22332392

[trail isle]

Beer is Mid

[elder stone]

Sorry miss Debbie downer

[trail isle]

There is much better alcohols in the world

And you go with beer

[somber stream]

American beer taste like piss ngl

Belgium stuff is where it's at

[turbid bison]

But at the end of the day, Rakia is still better

[trail isle]

Cayt

[elder stone]

Sorry I don’t drink alcohol💔

[trail isle]

Life is much more fun when you do babe

[elder stone]

American beer is NOT beer it’s a chemical sludge

[elder stone]

Maybe I need to buy an ATV and get drunk af

[trail isle]

Yeah u should

[turbid bison]

Personally i prefer milk

[trail isle]

I like choccy milk more tbh

[elder stone]

We should go offroading!!!

[trail isle]

I don’t have my Leaners

• My people drive on the left side of the road

[elder stone]

That’s okay

I have a license

• do you think I have “safe” and “responsible” driving skills regardless of driving side

[trail isle]

How many hours babe

[elder stone]

Of driving like uhmmmm

Maybe 100

[trail isle]

Yeah

[elder stone]

A huned

[trail isle]

I said Yeag

[elder stone]

uned

[delicate vapor]

[trail isle]

Doro

[elder stone]

elios you’re next

[delicate vapor]

What

What happen

[elder stone]

Be ready

[somber stream]

Ein

[elder stone]

Don’t worry I didn’t forget about you

[somber stream]

I'm good

[elder stone]

I insist

[somber stream]

Why okay then

[delicate vapor]

Why is this happening again

[elder stone]

Stand ready for my arrival, worm

[elder stone]

WHY💔💔💔💔

[trail isle]

Elios thats not nice return looshes Doro

[somber stream]

Don't put it in a jar

[frail lichen]

I dont have to touch havoc anymore lfg!!!

[elder stone]

Thanks for standing up for me ❤️

[trail isle]

Im not standing up tho

Im sitting down

[elder stone]

What the fuck💔

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

So you just hate me now….Wow….okay…….

[trail isle]

I never said that

I simply stated im not standing up

I am in the sitting position

[elder stone]

What if I provide you with 5 gigabytes of custom made yuri

[somber stream]

It's the things you don't say that make you so endearing

[trail isle]

No its the things that are being said are endearing

[elder stone]

this chat really does feel like a cheap Disney show

[trail isle]

How

[elder stone]

I don’t know

It just does

[somber stream]

I'm Disney Prince material, yes

[elder stone]

This isn’t a bad thing I actually fucked with “Bunk’d” as a kid

[jovial pine]

[somber stream]

Great now i want to do a Disney Karaoke

Siri play "I’ll Make a Man Out of You"

[elder stone]

Goated song

[somber stream]

Tranquil as a forest, but on fire. Within.

[elder stone]

I’ve never done karaoke

I can’t sing

[somber stream]

You can

You just haven't try hard enough yet

[elder stone]

Sorry

[mossy spindle]

always a good time to do a karaoke

[somber stream]

True!

[scenic lodge]

What server has these stickers I NEED THEM

[somber stream]

God they're multiplying

[nocturne bloom]

Sisters Of Battle

[scenic lodge]

I forgot I could just click on it lol

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

Wha the

[elder stone]

miau

[somber stream]

Don't do it!

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Not on the carpet!

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

Meow

[delicate vapor]

GR havoc 40 carry 😛

[inland mantle]

I dont even know what my h40 is hold on havent played DT in like 3 days

[somber stream]

Live you coward

[delicate vapor]

Fair nuff

[inland mantle]

Waiting on my boi to get on so I can play some Abiotic Factor but I should have some time to spare

[elder stone]

Dude…that’s bad…you could like die…

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

I see

[inland mantle]

I'll give you some DT slop if you do it

[nocturne bloom]

[quiet pebble]

I assume it's a bug that when you press the ability use button when an ability is on cooldown while in full sprint, even if it takes a minute to become available, if sprinting the whole time, the ability will activate with no further action required?

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cola-cat-cola-explosion-luma-ai-gif-12441479630905084027

[delicate vapor]

What modifiers were you blessed/cursed with

[nocturne bloom]

luma ai

[delicate vapor]

I hate to admit this but I can’t cook this one specific Mac and cheese brand im making for my little cousin

[inland mantle]

Healers and Rampaging on Delta not awful if you want to join

[delicate vapor]

I can cook other ones

[nocturne bloom]

make yo own mac fool

[delicate vapor]

Way better than last time ngl

[delicate vapor]

She wanted it

[delicate vapor]

I, the good cousin will make it

[nocturne bloom]

sure cat boy

[delicate vapor]

What’s delta again

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

[inland mantle]

Refinery Delta the one where you blow up the 4 mutant things

[delicate vapor]

Ahh

Yeah

Should be alright

[inland mantle]

Alright

anyone else want to join this h40?

[delicate vapor]

Let me finish this god forsaken cheese

[urban delta]

my favorite part of Abiotic Factor is making my friends vomit from the sheer radioactive aura of me being the chef

[inland mantle]

Real

[elder stone]

Goodnight weird people in my phone

[inland mantle]

Fun game very happy I bought it

[coarse jackal]

shop changing today?

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[thick fog]

Nezt week

[inland mantle]

🤨

[delicate vapor]

ok now me done

[nocturne bloom]

Ask not when the shop changes, but when it last changed

[marsh iris]

buff shop

[somber stream]

I did the meth

Shop rotation today

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[coarse jackal]

shop rotating every 2 weeks in 1 week for every 3 weeks

[inland mantle]

Just join off my code then I'm just chilling ingame

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

$60 a bag

[delicate vapor]

too cheap

[inland mantle]

It's a tiny bag

[somber stream]

TODAY

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to the US

[somber stream]

Best country in the world indeed

[delicate vapor]

idk man

[nocturne bloom]

Go cheap or go home

Why do you think we have 2 dollar stores on every road

I mean have you been to Georgia

[delicate vapor]

[silver mango]

I have reached max mastery with every vet weapon

What now

[somber stream]

Seek empl*yment

[marsh iris]

master social skills

[nocturne bloom]

Do it 4 more times

[coarse jackal]

please censor empl*yment

[nocturne bloom]

Yes cancel culture being employed

[lunar crow]

deadah people are, its gross ah

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Been to New Orleans once

[nocturne bloom]

Lmao

[somber stream]

The chicken game is insane

[lunar crow]

you havent heard of job being a slur and all that shnizyak

[nocturne bloom]

I did but clearly ive drank too much

Couldn't decipher that line

[lunar crow]

oh yeah some people take that seriously

lol

[somber stream]

I see

[nocturne bloom]

Mayhaps take a...

Job application

Seriously

[thick fog]

huh

[lunar crow]

trueeeeeeee

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Client rejected my 3rd proposal

Siri, find me a bridge

[nocturne bloom]

Blackmail them then

[somber stream]

I see you're a DuPont's student

"I'm going to fraking off myself if you don't accept my deal"

[nocturne bloom]

Works 1/10

Thats a 10% success rate

Thats better than Diablo drops

[somber stream]

You know what they say

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

You miss 100% on chances you never take

[nocturne bloom]

Please sir the 40 pounds of plastic explosives in my car would be very mad at me if I dont get accepted

[wintry geyser]

I was thinking about buying this game but ill be a beginner is it too late

[nocturne bloom]

No

[silver mango]

Not at all