general-chat

[elder stone]

Almost like paul blart

[supple thorn]

Okay, got a few drinks in me now. Let the fun begin.

People already spicey i see.

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[supple thorn]

Loosh and Doonald

[fiery wave]

Oh, I see. Was just bonking stuff trying to complete a penance. Chapter 7 ffs.

[supple thorn]

There are so many of those i still gotta get.

[nocturne bloom]

Cant be freaktiding without me

[fiery wave]

Just Bhram's ch7.

[supple thorn]

Cant really anyway. No rp chat, probably for a good reason.

[nocturne bloom]

Never said RP

[fiery wave]

I'm just queuing EU malice, heresy and damnation. Giving like 10 secs to see if it finds any. Heh.

[frail lichen]

39/50 my penance is almost over... I'll be free from service

[nocturne bloom]

Which is that

[thick coyote]

Beat all missions on Auric

[frail lichen]

havoc assists

[maiden jacinth]

Arbites so busted they got a triple barrel shotgun

[nocturne bloom]

Ah, if youre on in 3 hours ill be home from work and can try to help

[nocturne bloom]

[fiery wave]

Is the helm thing, a pain.

[thick coyote]

"I got 47 more shells in this double barrel shotgun" - vet and Arby's

[nocturne bloom]

P sure I did it week 1

[maiden jacinth]

They have a talent for 15% more ammo rounded up

[fiery wave]

The arby only shottie is hilariously ridiculous.

[maiden jacinth]

So double barrel shotgun gets 3 shells

But only shoots 2 with alt fire

[nocturne bloom]

Im aware, I main arb now

[nocturne bloom]

Personally cant see using it over the exe

[supple thorn]

Lot of fuck off coming from the business end of those.

[fiery wave]

Like on another lvl. Other shotties need a massive buff again.

[maiden jacinth]

Its stupid, not practical

[nocturne bloom]

They always needed one

[maiden jacinth]

Never said it was good

[fiery wave]

They need another.

[nocturne bloom]

I come from Fallout 76, I have black powder guns that shoot 4 rounds

Fat Man's with 4

Crossbow with 4

[maiden jacinth]

Fallout 76 aint a real game

[nocturne bloom]

Colt single action revolvers with 16

[frail lichen]

ex-fucking-cuse me?

[maiden jacinth]

Next youre gonna tell me indiana Jones found an alien skull or some shit

[nocturne bloom]

Er 24

[maiden jacinth]

Or that emperor palpatine survived

[frail lichen]

about that

[nocturne bloom]

With mirv its basically 8 shots

Then 8x8

Since it mirvs

[supple thorn]

Still prefer my trusty las gun.

[fiery wave]

Bistol. Always.

[supple thorn]

I got the bistol skin that had the candle in the front sight. Worst purchase.

[fiery wave]

I'm waiting for Yorrik's.

[supple thorn]

The man, the myth, the legend.

[undone wolf]

Fellas

I think this guy might not have embed perms in General Chat

[supple thorn]

Maybe so.

[fiery wave]

Yep. Would be nice.

[supple thorn]

Ever had Cpt Morgan and Dr pepper?

[whole plaza]

dude when is commodore updating today

[supple thorn]

Tomorrow.

[whole plaza]

on friday?

[supple thorn]

Guess it depends on where you are.

[whole plaza]

europe lol

fuckkk

bruh its probably in 9 hours or so

[supple thorn]

Can't answer that one. I'm in the states.

[whole plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jjk-choso-choso-panic-insane-choso-anime-insane-gif-5693401929827560865

thx anyway guys

[elder merlin]

You still tired? @sleek harness

[unborn drum]

How longs it take to get the color change in name 😭

[supple thorn]

Yes

[fiery wave]

Nope. Don't exist here.

[elder merlin]

[supple thorn]

So fethin' good. Could get trashed on it if I don't pay attention.

[elder stone]

5 thousand messages

[unborn drum]

discord user moment

[elder merlin]

Or you could slip @inner nimbus a 20

[unborn drum]

😈

[inner nimbus]

I mean you can but it won't achieve anything

I'm grateful for the money though

[unborn drum]

I have twenty ordo dockets for you

[inner nimbus]

delicious

[wheat nexus]

is it still possible to do the shirtless glitch

[warm gyro]

whats the best docket/resource farm (i need lots)

just spamming aurics?

[unborn drum]

Is there like a sherpa role? Yesterday I helped 3 ppl do h40

[unborn drum]

Make sure you get a havoc done per week, highest you can. It shits plasteel

[warm gyro]

always do

i have like 60k plasteel

its dockets i need LOL

[unborn drum]

Otherwise you can try organizing a private game to sprint thru aurics and get dockets and sell off any unwanted items you have xD with knife zealots

[warm gyro]

i think hav40 gives you like

150k dockets and 40k plasteel

or something crazy like that

which is nice

[unborn drum]

35k ish plasteel yea I’m at 1 million plasteel xD

I think maelstroms give the most dockets? But (dockets / time) just knife zealots private game zoom. Can do some missions in a few min done

[fiery wave]

Oh. And yeah, typing during wave breaks.

[supple thorn]

You're good. Drinkin', so its all good.

[fiery wave]

Still no chap 7, heh.

[vestal mantle]

So in the meantime i started watching anime after a 10 yr hiatus on it

[limpid ginkgo]

Chat

[supple thorn]

That sucks.

[limpid ginkgo]

Hey chat

[supple thorn]

Ello

[limpid ginkgo]

When is cosmetic shop rotatin

I mean hour

[dry bay]

This isn't Destiny 2

[fiery wave]

It took forever when i did it the first time, heh. I got the 50 wins way before.

[cunning lantern]

Theres an in game title for it

[dry bay]

#darktide-driptide message

[slim iris]

How much plasteel you say..?

[unborn drum]

I did gm carries / youtube for that too xD I was hoping to do the same here

[supple thorn]

Glitch in the game? Seems others havin' issues too.

[delicate vapor]

[fast cosmos]

store refreshing tomorrow for vestures?

[supple thorn]

yep

[fast cosmos]

wonder what they'll throw in for the arbites

[supple thorn]

Different color armor

[zinc marsh]

my cat's finally cuddling with me again

[zinc marsh]

what if we give you the same thing but purple?

[fast cosmos]

i'd buy purple armor

purple w/ gold would fuck

[warm gyro]

[delicate vapor]

[tired bramble]

Can I opt out of the story after selecting to do it, or do I have to actually finish it now?

[tired inlet]

Emperor Palpatine meme

[tired inlet]

<< ** when you're a Thousand Sons Rubric Marine**

[junior rover]

do you still gain assignment rank if the mission is lower than your current rank?

[elder merlin]

[junior rover]

finish

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Top 5 pfp ✌️

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO9-YC1t2Ps

[cunning lantern]

Yeah idk who this char is

I just got sent the matching pfp meme

[elder stone]

Ryo Yamada

[delicate vapor]

Bocchi the rock

[warm gyro]

[tired inlet]

Ogryns throw this

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

If everyone in this server cashapps me 1$ I would have 100k$

[tired bramble]

Nvm. Personality scourge. 50000 bucks

[tired inlet]

you should consider tithing

to the Emperor

yourself

to power the throne

[warm gyro]

i have never done the campaign

[tired inlet]

it's neat

[elder stone]

I am the emperor

[supple thorn]

Bold statement

[tired inlet]

you don't look like a Turk living in Tibet

[tired bramble]

It was weird. Everything felt out of order as a day 1 player. The narrative doesn't line up at all with release order or introduction of characters or anything.

No desire to do it again

The missions don't even have modifiers so it's hella boring

[fiery wave]

Naw, luck issues. I really have no luck. Keep getting old stories.

[tired inlet]

I felt the opposite; it seemed to flow naturally in one "campaign area" to the other as you went to missions against the dregs, then the scabs; the order of cinematic introductions felt natural as your trust level increased to access things which you would naturally have been able to do so.

introductions with Wolfer & the Karnak twins were well put together.

[elder stone]

Because im not Turkish nor in Tibet

The Turkish guy is my friend, he just makes kebabs

[tired inlet]

I did it with an Arbites, so I honestly don't know if the Zola + ship mission is there, but I'd like it to be

it's a lot better than the "Insider threat" arc

the debriefs are solid; excellent acting all around as always

[supple thorn]

I bet you got plenty of luck. Ask slaanesh for help.

or Tzeench

[thorny cave]

Tzeentch and help is like stepping on nails and not expecting pain

[supple thorn]

Depends if the nails are sharp or not.

[thorny cave]

Slanny always comes through right @fiery wave ?

[supple thorn]

Another one?

[thorny cave]

Another what?

[supple thorn]

Slaanesh person.

[thorny cave]

Slannesh is the most superior of the gods

Better than the other 3, and far superior to the corpse “emperor”

[feral nacelle]

Khorne is easily the strongest, for 40 000 years war has been going On with pure violence and hatred for the enemy

Things that empowers khorne

[limber forge]

Is it just me, or does the "daring male" voice, the cohhcarnage voice have less variety in his lines than the other voices? It feel like that voice has only a selection of idk, like six lines it cycles through, whereas the others have anywhere between 10-12 (I'm guesstimating on the exact numbers)?

[thorny cave]

Slannesh steals power from all. In every other god there is excess. They represent the excess of their manifested emotion/act

[feral nacelle]

War=WAGHHHHH

[thick coyote]

Honest Nurgle vs Slanny reaction

[feral nacelle]

I don't care about a twink who likes orgy, the big red war behemoth is cool as fuck

[supple thorn]

Lol

[thorny cave]

Khorne is a conglomeration of excess hatred and rage, nurgle is a conglomeration of excess entropy, depression, apathy, tzeentch is a conglomeration of excess ambition, and lies, trickery and deceit

[thorny cave]

“Tell me you’ve only read 4 Chan slannesh lore without telling me”

[thick coyote]

Whatever. Go my 7ft tall golden statue

[tiny shore]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THERE ARE ARROWS IN TEH FKING VESTURES SHOP

ITS NOT JUST ONE SKIN

[supple thorn]

As is the shop life

[tiny shore]

This is wild. I had no clue. I thought it was 1 skin per class every week or something

[thick coyote]

It's every 2 weeks

The last page gets sent to oblivion

[tiny shore]

Bro rip wallet

[thick coyote]

A new one is introduced

It usually follows a pattern

Semi decent skin

Slop

Slop

Slop

Semi decent

.....

The recent ones are semi decent

So next rotation is slop

When's the next rotation

Tomorrow?

[supple thorn]

Yep

[thorny cave]

The slop is something that could have been half decent but is ruined by like a goofy helmet or a bandolier.

Sometimes it is just slop

[tiny shore]

Some of these skins make me wish they got players to vote on lol

Ogryn beret with a mask = why?

[round mica]

I’m glad I got the force great sword skin and the bolter as well before the new ones show up. The bolter is amazing. I think I even picked up the crusher skin as well

[frail lichen]

imo its kinda cool

[fast cosmos]

yeah well your opinion is WRONG

[frail lichen]

reasonable reaction from an arbite

[thorny cave]

He’s #1 fatshark hater

[thorny cave]

I got all the weapons skins lol except ogryns

[alpine relic]

So is the Arbitrator getting a new page in the Vestures on the next addition?

[round mica]

Oh man that’s a hit to the wallet for sure. But there were some good ones. I actually forgot I picked up the ogryn knife as well! It’s a good’un.

[fiery wave]

Not, horrible luck. Also I wish my teammates can handle trappers while I fight everything else. 400 ping is hell to dodge trappers.

[fiery wave]

She ain't the god of luck, you know.

[supple thorn]

400 ping is hell on everything.

Slaanesh the god of excess and fetishes.

[fiery wave]

Naw, I was doing perfectly fine till trapper happened. Tried to dash off and stun but trappers hit through walls at that ping.

Like, send me 10 maulers and 0 damage.

Throw in 2 trappers and I'm dead.

[feral nacelle]

Never read that shit i don't trust a dude that whispers shit in my ears, i want a fucking crackhead to shout war crimes in my head

[supple thorn]

Sounds like the game knows how to screw you over.

[fiery wave]

Basically.

Any non-trapper wave is fine.

[supple thorn]

finishes bottle i'll drink to your luck then.

[fiery wave]

Make me kite two bosses so you can kill the third, also fine.

[supple thorn]

game notes your tag that one, trappers on that one.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I also keep getting so many trapper waves.

[dense merlin]

How can I block people? Social menu doesn't show people from previous game in the previous game section ... so?

[fiery wave]

Block while ingame before they leave.

Or check the offline part of it.

[dense merlin]

It doesn't show character names, which is all I know ofc

I wonder why the game doesn't have something as basic as right-click dropdown Report/Block in the chat

[supple thorn]

Unfortunately i don't think you can at this point.

could bring it up in #🎒support-issues

[thorny cave]

Ican depend on slannesh for insight.. and to see.. such sights that they wish to show me. If I wanted a god of gambling I’d live in Las Vegas

[frail fable]

[fiery wave]

You click on them in social, then click report/block.

[thorny cave]

And worship Cesar’s palace or the bellagio

[supple thorn]

The classic then, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.

[fiery wave]

Can be done ingame.

[tired inlet]

it as 1D4chan, sir.

which at one point in time had the most accurate and detailed synopsis of WarHammer: End Times on the entire internet

[thorny cave]

Right I forget sometimes. Too busy feeling sensation

[dense merlin]

They never showed up in the Previous Missions list. It's annoying I can't avoid them, because I ran into two noobs who kept dying to basic mobs the whole Rolling Steel mission while always lagging behind and we eventually failed the mission on timer. Which would not be the biggest problem, but they kept flaming in the chat on top of that :D. We had like 3 other people join the 4th slot and they all left soon after, after seeing those two clowns.

[fiery wave]

I see. But eh, she's a wee bit fickle at times. But eh, it's gambling enough between the shops and missions they send us on.

[supple thorn]

She the one that gave you the grapes you mentioned before?

[fiery wave]

It's known, the game doesn't have a good system.

[thorny cave]

Yeeee I just went broke

[thorny cave]

1d4chan is how I found out end times happen. Which led me to 40K (fantasy was my first thing)

[gray marsh]

Warhammer 40k Darktide

[thorny cave]

Stopped, got back in like 2 years after they nuked fantasy

Now it’s the old world TM

[supple thorn]

Old World!!!

[fiery wave]

Grapes, yeah. Well, the farms are well and good. So it's more than that. Far better than that can of sludge.

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

I understand the feel. Luck does not smile upon me. (Still can't get good curios on my Arby... Fustration.)

[thorny cave]

I still have a 13% shit is killing me

[fiery wave]

(All 16% from drops.)

[thorny cave]

I’m writing you writing

[fiery wave]

(Yes, I'm running triple toughness. an iron wall that only fears trappers.)

[elder merlin]

[thorny cave]

[supple thorn]

So what yer sayin' is if I eat one, i'd fall into the trap of Slaanesh?

[thorny cave]

I know I knowww I should do that damnit (the curio % increase drop) I meant

[fiery wave]

No. Why would I offer such? They are but fruits from the farms.

[fiery wave]

(I know. Still PAIN. I only got +3 stam x 2 and 21% HP x1.)

[frail lichen]

you sure your not a fellow follower of tzeentch?

[tired inlet]

here's to 17% toughness and 21% HP curios for our arbitrixes

[supple thorn]

Aye, I got that. What farm though?

[fiery wave]

Who knows. All I know is that he orchestrates things to happen to some degree. (And headcanonwise... The sister, actually a daemon prince(ss) she follows has ties to both Slaanesh and Tzeentch... So, maybe?)

[fiery wave]

Just the standard, nothing really special. You get vineyards, fruit trees and whatever they have managed to grow on the world ship.

[frail lichen]

ah the deceit...

[thorny cave]

Chairs

[fiery wave]

What deceit? I'm just being honest here. (And to be fair. Even said sister doesn't do such. Don't ask too much, but we headcanon that none of them actually lost themselves during the ascension and basically left to go do their thing leaving said stolen world ship to my chaos sister and her farseer of a girlfriend/wife.)

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate vapor]

[heady karma]

does the currency at the contract guy reset? I have 100 hours in this game, never spent any of that currency on any of my max level characters but it says I only have 1500?

[fiery wave]

(Wait, girlfriend/waifu of a farseer. I'm a little fritz atm...)

[supple thorn]

I'll stick to my booze.

(lol.)

[fiery wave]

No. Doesn't reset. you get 1k per char every week or so. You probably spent them at Melk.

[lethal hornet]

Met a guy named Heretic. Weird name, feels familiar somehow. Must be one of them strange agri world names

[fiery wave]

Oh? As you wish then.

[tired inlet]

Melkbux? Do contracts; get melkbux, spend for 500 rated weapons

I have like 120,000 melkbux

[fiery wave]

(Oh, I AFKed long enough to get disconnected from the Mourningstar, whoops.)

[supple thorn]

nods maybe later. (lol)

[nocturne plinth]

PSA to the new players of dogtide: if you can't aim, can't solo and can't kill anything and die on top of it don't take ammo in auric maelstroms and above

[tired inlet]

play a zealot

[supple thorn]

All reasons i stay out of those. Cant play them for shit.

[nocturne plinth]

I do. I also don't need ammo to rez the whole team, but it makes my job harder lol

[lost eagle]

nah my full auto bolter hungers

[south jetty]

@supple thorn holy shit you're back

[tired inlet]

THE DAKKA MUST FLOW @lost eagle

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DAKKA DAKS, IT DAKKS FOR THEE

[south jetty]

the poop must flow 💩

[nocturne plinth]

If y'all can shoot and kill everything take the damn ammo though

[supple thorn]

Had to have a break.

[fiery wave]

Sure. Just ask whenever. I'll get yah more. (Also, I'm finally done with the dumb RNG stories. I just checked the penance pop up logging back in.}

[supple thorn]

(lol. guess it was a glitch then.)

[delicate vapor]

[tired inlet]

honestly, I go for ammo 60% on some of my zealot guns because I'd rather he be fast when I quickswitch to them. I'm not there to fire a lot of bullets.

[fiery wave]

(No, I just realised the story playing at the end wasn't something I heard 50 over times already.)

[supple thorn]

Still drink like a fish in water.

[south jetty]

I be smokin dat Omnissian pack

[supple thorn]

(I completely understand that. drives me nuts.)

[nocturne plinth]

Dump stat is pretty much always mobility. Ammo doesn't reduce your reload time - you can just carry less is all.

[supple thorn]

Still on that good shit then. Good to hear.

[fiery wave]

I don't take ammo anyway unless you suck at shooting trappers in the first place. I'm all melee and my Bistol is but a statstick.

[tired inlet]

which is why. for zealot I don't really need that much ammunition, but I do prize speed as in the ability to manuever, even when I swap to burst fire and back to my melee weapon

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave Holds out fresh bottle care to join?

[marsh iris]

drunktide

[nocturne plinth]

Yep for those difficulties you only wanna use ammo for priority targets such as trappers.

Sure, but just take the 60% mobility as your min max dump stat with 80% for everything else. Eventually that's all you can do with your in game currency.

[delicate vapor]

[tired inlet]

like, if I see a sniper or a trapper; lemme switch to this vigilance autogun blyat blyat blyat okay back to my big sword

[nocturne plinth]

Yep, that's what you wanna do for all the classes in general. Ammo conservation becomes more of a thing in auric maelstroms and above. You just have less available on the map.

[round mica]

don’t care what anyone says, gta 5 online is still extremely goated

i just RKO’d this man with my car in spectacular fashion

[tired inlet]

dunno about fully grown goat, but I can see it's ulitity for kids

[supple thorn]

Still funny as shit to watch.

[fiery wave]

I suppose, worst case, I'll disappear for a nap, yeah?

[round mica]

nah bro i’m a grown ass man, this shit has me wheezing

[tired inlet]

That was a Caprinae pun

[round mica]

oh

idk what that is

[supple thorn]

Fair, nothing wrong with that.

[round mica]

wanna see this RKO i got on this fool?

[fiery wave]

(Luck based is super annoying. I wish we could at least pick which story to queue and random offers a small multiplier to resources.)

[tired inlet]

All the world's knowledge at your fingertips

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprinae

[supple thorn]

(yeah, being able to curate to your personal specs would be great)

[supple thorn]

I believe you big man.

[supple thorn]

Fuckin destroyed!!

[fiery wave]

Takes a swing. Ah... much work for little. They really do drive the rejects hard. (Also less painful if you need just 1 last one. Easier to gamble like 1 in 8 over 1 in 24?)

[tired inlet]

Dracula Flow but Darktide.

[round mica]

i’m wheezing bro

he was so pissed

[supple thorn]

He shouldn't have been there then.

[thick coyote]

This Nurgle gas ain't nothing to me man

[round mica]

huff that shit like a bong hit with a gas mask on

[south jetty]

This chat needs a hero.......

[supple thorn]

What makes surviving kinda key. Come back to another good drink. (Definitely 1 in 8)

[supple thorn]

Will you be the hero?

[round mica]

his face shouldn’t have gotten infront of my car

[tired inlet]

wiping my chaos spawn slime on the gat so they knew I'd been there

[south jetty]

No......

The hero will, let's just say, be Incredible

[tired inlet]

shortie's ass so jiggly she bouncin' like a twin stubber

[supple thorn]

We both know i aint a hero.

[marsh notch]

fucking kek, i feel so useless whenever theres a single arbiter on a mission and i am not also playihng arbiter

[fiery wave]

I mean, coming back alive does carry a thrill of being alive still sometimes, don't it? Well, till they figure things out anyway. (But sadly, it'll only get worse the more stories are added.)

[warm gyro]

oh so thats where the tox gas modifier comes from

[south jetty]

horrible, thanks

[supple thorn]

One day at a time. (more stories means more curios, more randomness)

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QtMuhAcEhBk

[south jetty]

i loved this show as a kid

[fiery wave]

Wondering when it'll be the last? Heh. (Maybe. Who knows in time.)

[heady karma]

wait, are they not shared account wide?

[south jetty]

I need to make an actual Arbitrator character but all I can think of is objectifying him. Can I be servitorized

[supple thorn]

Shakes head Never wonder, just live.

[tired inlet]

they are, but the more characters you have doing the weekly, the more you will get account wide. Since there's a weekly cap per character per week

[fiery wave]

They are. You just can only farm 1k per character per week.

[tired inlet]

that's just the bonus for doing all the contracts for that character

it can actually go more than 3,000 depending on the intensity of the contracts

[fiery wave]

I suppose, enjoy every day you can. And always come "home", yes?

[supple thorn]

Home is where you make it, least for me now.

[tired inlet]

I also watched "WaterBoy"

[fiery wave]

Oh right. I keep forgetting. To be fair, I barely notice till new char and Melk being scammer as usual.

[supple thorn]

Gaaaatoraaaide

[fiery wave]

Home is... Well, it can be in many places at once.

[round mica]

home is where u can fart without being judged

there

i said it

[fringe galleon]

Is there a good resource for finding (updated) builds? Trying to come back to the game for the first time since full skill trees were added...

[crimson wing]

AURIC HISTG IS STILL TOO EASY AND ARBITES BANTER IS STILL BROKEN WTF FAT SHART

[thick coyote]

Asking the channels

[strong venture]

So you think Veteran's new weapon will be added within the year or sometime next decade?

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we still love you

[fiery wave]

Was promised by 31st Dec... So

[elder merlin]

Good, cry more

[crude sparrow]

Vets new weapons should be a gun servitor that you boss around like the one from the kill team box

[fiery wave]

Just play high havocs then.

[elder merlin]

I mean, we still have 2 more big updates coming, probably some minor ones too

Im sure there will be weapons added whenever those happen

[vestal mantle]

New weapon?

Is it a battle helmet?

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly wish my arb would talk less but to each their own

[nocturne bloom]

Spear/glaive/halbred when

[clever horizon]

before the end of the year?

[fiery wave]

I think it's the male fatalist being bugged.

[nocturne bloom]

Point still stands

[elder stone]

Cat

[elder stone]

Meow

[vestal mantle]

Nah, think about it... You in a crowd of people doing heretic stuff... You got guns and everything... You see some gun shots, a guard fall over gurgling and then the perpetrator... A lone irishman with a gun. He aims at you then stops, goes invisible and suddenly he pops up behind you and beats your buddy's head in with a gas mask telling his psyker buddy to keep his head straight

[nocturne bloom]

I own old helmets and mask, I know how hard they are

Wore an old ww2 helmet for a day and my neck was done

[delicate vapor]

meow

[vestal mantle]

Now imagine hitting heretics with one

[elder merlin]

Pretty sure, yeah, forget where the post was

[elder stone]

Weak

[vestal mantle]

Even an ogryn would be proud to see a veteran using his head protection

[elder merlin]

Head was just fallin over like you were a baby again

[delicate vapor]

[silver jasper]

Got off my shift

6 hours of retail and only made 80 bucks

That is depressing

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we still love you

[silver jasper]

I dont love myself clearly

[elder merlin]

Also darktide anyone?

[simple vapor]

Is Auric the new damnation or did they just remove a difficulty?

[elder stone]

They shot and killed sedation

[simple vapor]

Awesome

[thick coyote]

And auric Heresy

So now it's drip or drown

[vestal mantle]

Guys... My delivery came with extra breakfast burritos

[fiery wave]

Isn't that lucky?

[vestal mantle]

I take it as a sign that clearly I should feed my goldfish... Its been 4 weeks

[delicate vapor]

[crimson wing]

I have no friends and matchmaking sucks

[somber stream]

Am fren

Also when do the store rotate chat?

[tawny grail]

Next Thursday

[somber stream]

Lies

I meant the time

[fiery wave]

What the kark.

[fiery wave]

About 11 hours from now.

[somber stream]

Thanks my goat

Back to bed now, gud day chat

[tawny grail]

Oh is it rotating tomorrow? Seemed too soon after the DLC launch

[vestal mantle]

Look... I got sent to Tertium from Necromunda... You try feeding a goldfish every day from several lightyears away

Its not easy

[fiery wave]

No clue, they asked for time.

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like a polymer helmet wearer

Steel is heavy

Unlike overpriced plastic

[fiery wave]

It usually resets about 10-11 hours from now on cash shop page day.

[nocturne bloom]

[vestal mantle]

Im not even sure that these are breakfast burritos... There's fur

[fiery wave]

So unlucky and you got sus?

[vestal mantle]

Always be sus

It keeps me safe

[marsh iris]

i hope rannick keeps failing so we can keep darktiding

[fiery wave]

Wouldn't know how risky food is there.

[vestal mantle]

I mean... They give us starch but it also says corpse

But it tastes like beets and looks like spam

And why... Why does it jiggle

[marsh iris]

bet its texture is like jellied eels

[fiery wave]

Oh, that. I stopped bothering with those for ages. Oggies enjoy taking my share. Here, have some actual food. Tosses an apple over.

[supple thorn]

I'll keep me rations, thanks.

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

Why is it... Purple-green

[fiery wave]

What. It's a normal apple. Are you all colourblind somehow?

[sleek harness]

Its green

[vestal mantle]

Ive never had a normal apple... Is it like a gala apple but mutated?

[sleek harness]

Because its born green

[vestal mantle]

Wait... Mutated... Burn it

[fiery wave]

I mean, green apples are perfectly fine if you like them on the slighly sour end.

[sleek harness]

But here you are, deciding which apple is normal or not

Are you a apple to know that?

[vestal mantle]

irl green apples also have tougher skin

I think its best to just burn the apple

[supple thorn]

Argument with a skaven, this'll be interesting.

[fiery wave]

All the apples are fine. They are to what you prefer tastewise. Seriously.

[sleek harness]

So you are lying now

[fiery wave]

(Still though, is a normal apple.)

[sleek harness]

You said there was only one normal type of apple

[vestal mantle]

Anywho... Im gonna eat the goldfish now see yall tomm

[fiery wave]

Look, there's different breeds of apples. They are all normal.

[sleek harness]

Red apples are the same as green apples

[elder stone]

Slandering my name but im just a princess

[supple thorn]

You also tried to get me to eat grapes. Couldn't tell me where they were from.

[vestal mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-spice-dune-spice-tim-curry-gif-6757719141242238197

[modest flume]

Those are the best ones

Have a good crunch, and very juicy

[round mica]

One time I bit into a meat pie and there was a peice of cow skin in the pie

Instantly felt sick

[nocturne bloom]

Many a princess in this era it seems

Saturated market

[delicate vapor]

mango mustard wings

[livid blaze]

we must be in the goddamn medieval period with how many princesses there are, there are 999 fiefdoms just sitting around

[livid blaze]

do you not eat fruit
coward

[fiery wave]

I told you already, from the vines. Sighs. There's a section they use to cultivate and grow them to sell at certain places or well, to hand out.

[supple thorn]

Not if I don't know where they come from. It's why I get them at the grocery store.

[vestal mantle]

All these castles, never a town

[fiery wave]

At least someone enjoys them...

[livid blaze]

have you goobers ever had frozen cotten candy grapes before

[round mica]

I enjoy a ripe pear tike to time

We don't have candied fruit in nz cause we're not crazy unhealthy lmao

Doesn't that destroy the purpose of fruit if you cover it in candy

[elder stone]

no im special because im autistic

[warm gyro]

why am i constantly just getting bots when i queue into a mission

[vestal mantle]

On a minor note I have a dry rub for chicken that is candied bacon and honey habanero

Its gud

[livid blaze]

also is it just me or is the catwalk in Gloriana fucking cursed

[fiery wave]

Nobody is playing where you are at. Or not on the diff you picked.

[fiery wave]

That's normal.

[vestal mantle]

Im pretty sure that I have all the microplastics tho

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think that market is any less saturated

[livid blaze]

lmao

[elder stone]

You haven’t seen anything yet

[supple thorn]

Heeeyyy, the sister is here.

[nocturne bloom]

Ive worked customer service, im sure I have

[round mica]

We probably all are a percentage of micro plastics

[ripe tangle]

Greetings!

[nocturne bloom]

If testicle studies have a say in anything

[supple thorn]

How goes the preaching and purging?

[round mica]

Apparantly just drinking from plastic bottles makes it happen

[vestal mantle]

Im ok with it

[ripe tangle]

Come, join me in prayer, rejoice in battle! Have adoration for the slaughter of our enemies!

[vestal mantle]

I can become the best recycled water bottle I can be when I die

Then ill be useful for once

[elder merlin]

Heretic

[vestal mantle]

\o/

[nocturne bloom]

It even gets past security

[fiery wave]

Hey there. Do you at least know what this is? Lifts up a green apple.

[ripe tangle]

HERESY!?! WHERE!

[vestal mantle]

Why is it blue?

[elder merlin]

The future where our bodies are reprocessed into a food source for future generations isnt that far off

[delicate vapor]

meow

[nocturne bloom]

Cannibalism is a thing you know

[round mica]

I mean we are allready putting bugs into food and proteine powder

[vestal mantle]

But corpse starch is more sophisticated

[round mica]

It's really not far off

[nocturne bloom]

Bugs can be good tho

[ripe tangle]

is it cannibalism if Corpse Starch is merely a byproduct of our dead?

[supple thorn]

Aye sister, I'll partake with this. holds up bottle of amisec

[round mica]

Heaps of proteine

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but thats only in small portions of humanity, im talking commercializing

[delicate vapor]

sea bugs

[round mica]

I think we get prions disease on consumption of man flesh

[nocturne bloom]

The tribesmen in a certain part of the word certainly see it as commercialized

[elder merlin]

Its everywhere in here, shoot your bolter in a random direction, you're likely to hit a heretic

[fiery wave]

It's green. How do you not see that?

[vestal mantle]

Ok... It been fun but Imma sleep so I can wake up at 0430 in the morning to look at a bagel and decide not to eat it

[round mica]

Man flesh I sound like the uruk Hai

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/soylentgreen-people-cannibalism-soylent-food-gif-5486936

[vestal mantle]

Tell me what differentiates green from blue and ill tell you whats wrong

[nocturne bloom]

Its only cannibalism if you think of it as thus

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

All im saying is pulled pork is good

[fiery wave]

The colour. I think you might be colourblind...

[ripe tangle]

Then it isn’t cannibalism, it’s merely intaking protein.

[nocturne bloom]

Now you see the vision

[vestal mantle]

I mean your green could be green to you but blue to me

Or maybe my blue isnt your blue

[supple thorn]

My eyes!!

[ripe tangle]

I came, I saw, I purged.

[vestal mantle]

Not blinded... I been using light mode on discord mobile since May 2018

[delicate vapor]

oh lawd

[round mica]

I have to turn my brightness all the way down or I can't use my phone

oh gawd

[vestal mantle]

Its easy

[jovial pine]

(says words that inspire positive feelings in others)

[vestal mantle]

Just keep looking to assert dominance

[round mica]

It's like I'm being blinded by a religious artifact or soneshit lol

[vestal mantle]

Lettuce

[fiery wave]

Look if someone else wants it, it's literally just a normal apple. Facepalming. Maybe I shouldn't have bothered, probably better off sold to ppl willing to pay for them...

[supple thorn]

More credits for your pocket.

[vestal mantle]

I mean you also threw the apple so now its bruised

[jovial pine]

[vestal mantle]

That means... You abused the apple

Time to call the Apple Police

Which is prolly just reddit

[delicate vapor]

hungry'

[elder merlin]

[jovial pine]

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[fiery wave]

Look, I have more crates than the one I offered to you all. Thought you all might be interested in something more than this. Holding up a tin of corpse starch.

[vestal mantle]

It may jiggle but its not purplish-blue-green

[fiery wave]

You are just colourblind. Sighs.

[nocturne bloom]

My favorite scene with baby Yoda is the one where he's stuffed in a bag and punched

[tired inlet]

I dunno who that is but she's got mediterranean features and that's nice.

[vestal mantle]

Well you all have good night

[supple thorn]

Gnight mate

[tired inlet]

almost done with my 16 hour shift

things are coming up Milhouse

[nocturne bloom]

Yea but it ain't a 25 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory

[tired inlet]

I once had a 27 hour working day.

in 1 day

[somber stream]

Getting one of these now

[nocturne bloom]

I see they got you working the easy shift

Not me

[elder merlin]

I say we kill @marsh iris and harvest his organs

[somber stream]

2 different project, client in Asia woke me up at 4 AM

[nocturne bloom]

Im going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory

[somber stream]

I pray for your balls to remain steadfast

[tired inlet]

It was working a military flight from Bahrain to the Puget Sound, on Whidbey Island. We were flying west so fast that we were moving faster than the rotation of the Earth.

[nocturne bloom]

Every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newton's of force exerted directly onto my BALLS

[somber stream]

Based

[hazy elk]

Can you gain havoc levels doing lower ones, or do they have to be higher/the same?

[nocturne bloom]

Higher

[somber stream]

Wait didn't you said you're a math teacher

[hazy elk]

Ok, ty

[tired inlet]

not in my 20s I wasn't

[nocturne bloom]

You can also join a 40 and get to 40 in one run but you'll wanna be good

[somber stream]

Ah

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

choose

i have some spare organs, good way to spread the word

[tired inlet]

I was one of those smart kids from a farm with a lot of potential but no opportunity that the US military absolutely loves to enlist and as I watched 9/11 happen from friggin' Geography Class, we were all kind of primed for that type of exploitation in the mid-2000s

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

Gurt

[somber stream]

Classic

Army is fun though

[long sigil]

baja blast 24 can is 100 dallor💀💀💀💀💀💀

[somber stream]

For a time at least

[marsh iris]

filling up sandbags under the noon sun with your buddies fun times

[long sigil]

amazon delevery cost is too high

But

worth it

and darktide dlc is worth it too

[somber stream]

I am desperately trying to prevent a youth from enlisting in the Bundeswehr

Or the frakking police

[tired inlet]

Arbites is worth more to me than the Grail Knight and I friggin' love the Grail Knight

[nocturne bloom]

Make a new email and get free prime

Jeff won't notice

[nocturne bloom]

Got one of their winter caps

Pretty cozy

[tired inlet]

I mean, Germany has actual services, so it's not like people in the U.S. which are incentivized by things industrial nations take for granted like..uhh.. healthcare and education

[somber stream]

German military surplus is real good

[ocean sage]

I just saw there was Twitch Drops happening, Yet when I go and watch a Drop Enabled Streamer, I am not making any Progress to anything. Is there a reason for this? Do I need to Unlink and Relink?

[somber stream]

True, but mostly she's just lost like many youth here. They don't know where to go in life so they ended up joining the army or police

[elder stone]

hi Licht

[somber stream]

Hi hello Loooosh

[elder stone]

hiii liiichtt

[somber stream]

Hiiiiiii Loooooooshhhh

Your beloved Ukrainien game got updated

Finally adding the Mosin after years

[nocturne bloom]

I got one of those too

Love me mosin

[somber stream]

Same

Rough stuff, but feels right

[nocturne bloom]

Depends on the year

If it isnt a hex it won't be as smooth

[scenic lodge]

A WHAT

[nocturne bloom]

[scenic lodge]

WHOMST SUMMONED ME

[somber stream]

Hex, not vex

Whomstve

[scenic lodge]

[elder stone]

Yay!

[scenic lodge]

I can do both

[somber stream]

Vexing.

jk

[nocturne bloom]

Me, now run 2 inferno missions with me

[scenic lodge]

AS YOU WISH

So it shall be

Invite

[nocturne bloom]

5 minutes

[tired steeple]

inferno makes me wanna head but a nail ngl

[nocturne bloom]

Mixing my spaghetti

[somber stream]

Do it anyway

[scenic lodge]

What class

Vet it is

[somber stream]

Take the initiative before your impulse has the chance to take over

[nocturne bloom]

Doggy

[scenic lodge]

😦

[nocturne bloom]

Got something against doggy class

[scenic lodge]

No i just

[delicate vapor]

pet the dog

[scenic lodge]

Got finished making the perfect lone wolf build

[modest flume]

Running the same team from H30 to H40

[scenic lodge]

[somber stream]

My goat

Up for another game later today?

[scenic lodge]

My arby barks for the dog

[somber stream]

You host, of course

[scenic lodge]

Bc doge too busy biting

[delicate vapor]

dog also pushes bursters into you

[scenic lodge]

Or away if you position right

[nocturne bloom]

Shoot them once and youre good

[delicate vapor]

i let dog do dog work

[nocturne bloom]

Still doggy class

[delicate vapor]

i dont complain

[nocturne bloom]

[jovial pine]

dont do it no way it's worth it

[delicate vapor]

drink it

[somber stream]

Do you skip rank if you complete a match that has way higher rank than you currently do? Say complete a H40 while at H27

[elder merlin]

I thought that was yellow devil for a second

[nocturne bloom]

@scenic lodge eating too so sorry in advance if I do something dumb

[delicate vapor]

use shield and eat at the same time

[jovial pine]

yes, you go up up to 3

[somber stream]

That's the stuff

[delicate vapor]

seafood buldak noodles time

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

could kill Paul for lemonade

[void herald]

so is havoc what auric used to be?

[somber stream]

Auric is Auric

Havoc is Auricer

[void herald]

right

[somber stream]

If only they do something about Dukane's annoying voice..

New Comissar perchance

[warm lotus]

Anyone know what error code 6001 is when trying to join the game?

[elder stone]

Let me be the new va

[somber stream]

Idk what to feel about this

[somber stream]

How thicc is your slav accent?

[elder stone]

I can make it very heavy

Extraordinarily thick

[somber stream]

Crazy, but i like them mild. See that Authoritarian Arbites Female voice? Something like that

[elder stone]

I was blessed with a scalable accent

[somber stream]

Blessed indeed

[jovial pine]

[somber stream]

Join my game wherever i have to talk to Dukane from now on

You can talk over her voicelines instead

[elder stone]

Mayhaps

[slate mountain]

I would like to be a skitari

[somber stream]

Flesh is based

You don't see the Emperor using any cringe metal

[elder stone]

The emperor is my favorite dried up raisin ❤️

[somber stream]

Face the wall ❤️

[elder stone]

My favorite executioner is gonna use me to paint the wall ❤️❤️

[somber stream]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[elder stone]

💕

[somber stream]

Sister

I forgot to ask the link to your OnlyFaith™

[jovial pine]

[ripe tangle]

ah, so you are of the faithful, excellent.

[elder stone]

Wow but you don’t ask for mine

[somber stream]

You're literally a heretic

[ripe tangle]

HERETIC!?!

[elder merlin]

[elder stone]

What type of slander is this

[somber stream]

You called big E himself a "dried up Raisin"

[marsh iris]

he is though

[somber stream]

Do your job sister

[marsh iris]

he might make a good umami broth

[elder stone]

In a cute way

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill 'em

[elder stone]

He looks like the grandma from SpongeBob

[elder merlin]

I sentence @elder stone to death, @ripe tangle will be the executioner today

[elder stone]

Chawclateee

[elder stone]

No please💔😭

I’ll make my OnlyFaith free

[somber stream]

Naw Loosh will be my new pocket Dukane

I'll convert them into a faithful servant you'll see

[elder stone]

This has immense sexual tension

[warm gyro]

when does the havoc rewards drop

[stark bobcat]

sunday

[somber stream]

Immense what now

[warm gyro]

oh its every sunday

[stark bobcat]

when weekly reset

[fiery wave]

What even happened here?

[elder merlin]

Now you definitely gotta die

@elder stone is a slaanesh cultist

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[elder merlin]

Kill them @faint echo

[elder stone]

It’s a joke

[elder merlin]

I call upon you as a sister of battle to fulfill your oath and execute this heretic

[elder stone]

The empire can’t be joke💔

[elder stone]

She a sellout

Ion fw her

[elder merlin]

All these damn sisters of battle got their notifications turned off apparently

[somber stream]

I would too with the amount of bs they have to deal with daily

[elder merlin]

@limpid cloud, i need you to fulfill your oath and execute a heretic

[fiery wave]

Please, calm down. Would you like some fine chocolates?

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

We can be like Yuuri and Chito

[somber stream]

Frak man how many sister do we have here

I don't do lesbo

[elder merlin]

Alot

[thorny cave]

@elder stone you follow slannesh too? I

[supple thorn]

What did I miss?

[delicate vapor]

Not much

[thorny cave]

That makes 3 of us now

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

roughly a whole contigent of an Order.

[delicate vapor]

these filthy chaos followers

[supple thorn]

Seems like a fair amount.

[modest flume]

Doing some H40s atm, maybe

[somber stream]

Not now, i'm working

[supple thorn]

I see @ripe tangle is bout ro purge stuff.

[thorny cave]

Corpse worshippers

[ripe tangle]

always.

[fiery wave]

No more kraks for you anymore.

[elder merlin]

Finally, you're here, now execute @elder stone

[modest flume]

np, later then

[delicate vapor]

Wattttt

[marsh iris]

corpse worshippers coping

[modest flume]

If you host or I it doesn't matter, glad to help either way

[somber stream]

You shall

[delicate vapor]

Me traitor legion no chaos no chaos

[thorny cave]

Quick make a tentacle pop out of his chest

[somber stream]

I wish to challenge H40 and make it my b

[thorny cave]

Or make him grow a crab claw where his nose should be

[ripe tangle]

at once, Confessor

[elder stone]

What if you wanted to execute me but im literally just eating a cupcake rn

[marsh iris]

execute the cupcake

[elder merlin]

You probably stole it

[somber stream]

See you on the other side, my discount Dukane 💔

[elder merlin]

Double execute them

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

How about some fine wine to go with said chocolates?

[delicate vapor]

Candy

[elder merlin]

Got any swedish fish?

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Loosh 1362-2025

[elder merlin]

Doing math only further exemplifies your guilt

[tired steeple]

When are we getting plague inc: nurgle edition

[fiery wave]

Fish shaped candy? Uhhh... not sure, but I can get you sweets in general.

[elder stone]

Elios

[elder merlin]

Dark chocolate?

[delicate vapor]

Yes

[frail lichen]

would you like to join tzeentch worshippers anonymous?

[tough cargo]

🫛

[elder stone]

Hello

[delicate vapor]

Hello

[marsh iris]

nah im waiting for the real emperor to arrive

[fiery wave]

I'm already offering them to Sister Lucia, so yes, if you'd like them as well

[marsh iris]

he got the limbs

[thorny cave]

They think they have teh power

[elder merlin]

Yes please

[supple thorn]

sips from amisec looks like you've your work cut out for you with all these requests @fiery wave

[thorny cave]

The power is in the true true

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Cosmetic rotation today will be pure slop

[frail lichen]

4 million ordo dockets upon joining...

[tough cargo]

making BiS gear is about the only reason I'd consider downloading mods rn

[thorny cave]

Sauce?

[somber stream]

It came to me in a dream

[delicate vapor]

The banana tempts the little monkey but it’s sweetness rots his mind

[thorny cave]

Good enough I’ll trust it.

[frail lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[tough cargo]

consecrating gear is what awful user experience looks like

[fiery wave]

Passes a box over. Some of the good ones, yep. Maybe she'll calm down after having some as well.

[frail lichen]

huh?

[elder stone]

Notify me when it’s the truskans again

[tough cargo]

consecrating gear then sacrificing gear. its an awful user experience imo.

[elder merlin]

🍫

Thanks

[tough cargo]

better than what it was, but its not good.

[somber stream]

Next year myb

[fiery wave]

Well, there's a reason they are popular. They are actually good. Worth a pretty good sum, you know.

[thorny cave]

Were the truskans that white and green garbed stuff?

[somber stream]

Ye

Looks kinda drippy

[thorny cave]

Or was that Valhalla?

[somber stream]

Like Winter Assault

[modest flume]

I respect that

[elder stone]

Truskan snowhounds 🗣️🗣️

[tired steeple]

Is that an obscure regiment

[somber stream]

I can hold my own pretty well on H35, shouldn't be much difference from H40 right?

[modest flume]

General Sturnn

[modest flume]

Nah, not really

[fiery wave]

Same but a little harder.

[elder stone]

Winter mfs with the best drip in the astra militarum

[somber stream]

Baaaaaneeebllaaaaddeee

[tired steeple]

I’ll need to look them up

[somber stream]

Steel Legion: cough

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

I like the red cowls but they have almost no lore

Oh yeah these guys are cool

It’s amazing what a simple addition of white to a uniform can add. White is just always a good colour

[delicate vapor]

Finally have the whole house to myself

FREE

[limpid cloud]

hmm, I was summoned, but I see no femboys around? 🤨

[modest flume]

Keep firing 'til they see the glow of our barrels!!

[elder merlin]

Listen here, i called you to execute a heretic, not smooze femboys

[elder stone]

That’s me everyday because unlike the people who live with me im unemployed

[vivid star]

damn why is warhammer lore so grim and dark

[somber stream]

Literally every guard quote is so based

[limpid cloud]

sorry, I can't help you then, that's all I'm good for 😫

[modest flume]

What do you mean? Darktide is a full time job

[vivid star]

they should make a genre for it

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

Dude, literally

[elder stone]

Fair

[delicate vapor]

I am intact unemployed too

[modest flume]

Shatter their skies!

All guardsmen, follow me to glory!

[somber stream]

Somebody call for an Earth Shakah?

[elder merlin]

Goddamn sisters of battle

[elder stone]

Paul Blart

[modest flume]

Okie dokie! Get in there and get killin'!

Ah.. the call to battle.

[somber stream]

You heard the man, jump to!

[tired steeple]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Miasman_Redcowls

[elder merlin]

Keep quiet, heretic, or i'll get Lucia

[modest flume]

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[tired steeple]

We’ll cover our men

[tired steeple]

Go go go

Backbone of the guard

[somber stream]

ready to serve

[elder merlin]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE, YOU CAN KILL

[modest flume]

On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!

[glacial shoal]

hello

how we all doin

[tired steeple]

Do youuu knowww what you ask

[elder stone]

Good

[fiery wave]

Maybe you need to call on the commissars then~ tilts and lifts totally not stolen hat.

[glacial shoal]

das good

[somber stream]

By the Emperor, look at the size of that thing

[modest flume]

Better now that you're here

[glacial shoal]

ty

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Im just trying to execute one person, not an entire platoon

[modest flume]

Flee! They're too much for us!

[elder stone]

💔

[tired steeple]

Where’s our fire support?!

[modest flume]

If they will not serve in combat, they will serve on the firing line!

[glacial shoal]

yall better be having a good night or kryptmer the short lex enforcer man will give you a hug if you want one

[somber stream]

Ready to unleash Eleven barrels of Hell

[tired steeple]

What ogryn do now

[limber forge]

A question, the appearance pack for the second season pass, is that available as soon as I get it or will it only come out later?

[tired steeple]

What was that one line I liked

STRIKE HARD AND STRIKE WITH PRECISION or something

[fiery wave]

What? Don't you like my hat?

[modest flume]

Oh no, I am not having a good night, so now the short lex enforcer has no chance but to give me a hug

[modest flume]

Whose dumb plan is this!?

[junior rover]

is the grenadier gauntlet viable?

[delicate vapor]

interesting

[elder merlin]

No

[glacial shoal]

I am min height on male lex

[modest flume]

Very much

[glacial shoal]

🫂

[elder merlin]

Are you viable?

[thick coyote]

Everything is

[thick coyote]

[tired inlet]

my urologist says as much

[tired steeple]

I uninstalled hd2 to take a break from it while I wait for new stuff. Has anything dropped yet

[junior rover]

What are good talents to take for it?

[somber stream]

Soon™

[thick coyote]

Pinpoint

[modest flume]

I personally use pinpoint + shrimpact

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

You can use Pinpoint + Blaze Away, since Blaze Away procs on melee swings

I just find Pinpoint + Shrimpact the most versatile

[glacial shoal]

for hd2?

I know the hulks fly now

lmao

[tired steeple]

WHAT

[glacial shoal]

about the most i've seen

[somber stream]

A bunch of new Squid got leaked

[glacial shoal]

yeah

[modest flume]

Best you'll get is the scythe getting bigger

[glacial shoal]

can I DM you a reddit clip @tired steeple

[tired steeple]

yeah go on

I gotta see this

[fiery wave]

Aww... How mean.

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

@junior rover For perks I run Maniacs + Specialists

Headshots do more damage but it's good on bodyshots

[elder stone]

what

[glacial shoal]

i'll DM