#general-chat
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I rate thee 10 bazillion out of 10
Better to play damnation/auric quickplay
Mortis can last a while and is not much you can get on the end
Gotcha, thanks.
have they added the ability for us to kiss sister hestia yet?
Man i wish
I bet you arent even on right now anyway, @round mica
hello
Yes hello
Greetings and salutations
Add that ability yourself

Greetings brothah bushman
She's a Zealot, use her as a grenade instead.
Her shouts will deafen every enemy within 2 Mile radius
I don't think she operate that way
Others Shouties do, why would she not?
Time to clean the emperors dirty laundry on this ass cushion of a planet
She shout with her quill
my screen keeps getting smudgy :(
Sisters love one man and follow one specific lex
Also, someone gave my ogryn a new name 🙂
KruntCrusher
Based
lol it’s a nice name. Glad I took a second to read that
Lex Mentioned, sentenced to become rations.,
ikr
Games workshop should just give fatshark artistic liberty to design new outfits for the classes
canonically sisters are free to have physical relationships with whoever they want to :)
Hestia sent Wolfer a letter, it said
"Thou art cringe, prethee cease to existeth"

Clean it
need to crank 2 infernos out before work
Careful, or they'll sue Fatshark for '3Dprinting' new items, objects, and weaponry, due to the lack of their own models.
I totally want my titan to look at stiff as a board, and not spend 3 euro to get it a new leg, so it can have a power stance.
(Worst case, I'll get drone striked if I do it)
Is it normal for Priority Endowment to only work every so often?
Nah that's steam if you hack
I wanna get Auric Storm Survivor. I main Ogryn so I press F to bulldoze Crushers and when I turn around the rest of my team's a continent away and 5 big metal walls are coming at me with a concrete-flavored overhead

Just
Kill them
It's the Arbites talent that nicreases clip size by 15% rounded up.
It's not the only thing that's rounded up
yn
Also they haven't fix the bolt pistol bleed + dog bomb
I killed a Chaos beast in 2 zap
I demand a trial by combat
Denied
Yeah. I’d say they deserve it on the basis of humanity, but the imperium is hardly humanistic. They sisters do some gnarly shit, it’s the least the imperium could “give back” in the form of a basic human right/need
this is why I hate playing with ogryns man 😭 98% of them just run around killing nothing and knocking enemies around for fun every game
The mention of the lex, should get me an immediate promotion because I know things bro. I know shit… that’ll make you holy… or grow tentacles. Or bird claws.. or a stomach mouth.
Ya? Shove it up your Lex.
Too valuable to be corpse starch. Not valuable enough to let survive and die in some backwater ass pillow of a planet being overran by xenos or something.
Get yo hab worker mentality out of here.
There is a science to this. If you kill everything you see, eventually there won’t be anything left on the field = win
The imperium has forgotten the greatness of MLMs and hustle culture
Well.. maybe not the latter
Are we asking to legalize sex for Sororitas?
Shove, it, up, ya, Lex.
(actual voiceline)
It already is.
lol haven’t heard it yet. Because the voicelines haven’t been running as much with arbites. I’ve heard one exchange between my vet and the maul
In the 30-40 matches I’ve played with like 2-3 arbites in em
TL;DR.
When Arbiters compliment the Bully Personaly Ogryn.
The Bully Ogryn, just goes " Ya? Shove it up your Lex! "
Sister Argenta romance when
They even go as far as
" Oh? Plate face is dead? Finally someone shut 'em up "
lol they don’t talk enough shoot!
Such hatred
The bully.. is a bully
Arbiters deserve the hatred.
Telling Ogryns to like
Do their job
Pathetic.
Eat their hounds.
How many hounds could an ogryn eat?
At least 2
I’m thinking 4-5 if there’s more meat than metal
Why am I getting consistent 2014 backend crashes on this stupid event
Game plays completely fine until the final parts of some of the inferno missions. Then it just shits itself, boots me out and gives me no reconnect
It even cancelled my penances I earned ingame
Oof
It really is a "guess I'll just die" moment

Alright, one more. If it happens again I may have to give up on the event
another day of wishing we had 40k chaos wastes
You see I WOULD but I'm a horde clear Ogryn. I hold W and spam M1 and M3 and sometimes hold M1 or press Shift
It takes like 18 hits to take down a Crusher or Mauler
big boom
I usually grenade or shoot them
Or just shove taunt til my team kills them
is maintenance going on or something
If im not vet anyway
how do you get level 40
It's not level, it's Havoc rank
i think the google answers are outdated lol
how unlock auric missions?
Win 10 damnation missions
if i just play auric difficulty 5 i'll just rank up i guess
It will level you up to 16 in havoc

Anyone know why one of the Karnak twins will sometimes randomly appear in HL-70-04? They show up with no shield, get beat up, and leave at 1/3 to 1/4 health and never come back. Had it happen three times now
Ties in to the storyline video at the end I believe
Morrow talks about how Wolfer is enlisting new help in the form of the twins, so that is kind of meant to be their introduction point
That makes sense. Kinda cool
Been playing quickplay so I'm probably joining people's story missions
Karnak twins thinks they are the shit but gets owned by reject #imperiumdiff

Can opener 😎
Honestly the campaign mission modifiers are cool, the twins randomly appear first time got me shocked
i have a problem. i clicked that i "dont want to skip prologue" and now i regret it becouse i cant play anything other than missions. can i change that somewhere?
Wasn't there a trick where you can go to the barber and pay to have your character redone and that skips all of the prologue? I'm not sure if this was the specific situation it applied to though
Visit barber, go do personality scourge skip to the end until you can skip the campaign
you rocks. thx🙏
chat can I say a controversial opinion
How much
What if teeth were flaccid
Delete loner?
Krieg
Perish.
What if they inflated like lungs
Kriegposting 😴
Armageddonposting 😎
Steel legion wears vomit color uniform, therefore bad.
Get better colors nerd
Erm achsually ochre 🤓
I don't even know who that is 
Guardsmen on Guardsmen action ^
Autocorrect is pain
Valid
Gas mask on gas mask violence
I'd like the steel legion, if they didn't look like they crawled out of the backrooms!

Kireg or Steel who cares, They're not Cadians.
Cadians 🥀
Cadians have purple eyes so they win
Nay, catachans are better
I do like our Rambo bois
They have purple eyes but no planet 
Yaoi vs Yuri argument
LOL
CADIA STANDS
🥱
IN DIRT
RAAH
Your planet is a pile of dust and rocks 
WTF IS AN ACTUAL PLANET RAHHH
At least we're not living in hatred of our own men, like Krieg
Terra, which you'll never see
cadian home world

where does auric maestorm line up in havok?
Pro tip gasmask men, you will never get absolution
Cadians can wear gas masks too though
Protip, krieg have long been redeemed in the eyes of the imperium. But you can't tell them that
We're so high on our love for emperor, that we don't need gas mask
we just inhale heresy and shit service
😋
Truskan snowhounds 💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Cadian hostile environment sprue be like
Flying fortresses are our mortal enemy tho

Armageddon orc hunters are cool also, cuz green
I'd there a curio bug? When I load into meat grinder I have 180 toughness and 360HP but when I load into a havoc I don't have any weapon traits and I only have 225 HP and 89 toughness
Havoc reduces your base stats
You sure
They said there stats were still the same. Was in a party of 3
What's wrong with side mouse button input in this game? Relix blade special and throwing knife bug out like 30% of the time when you bind it to a mouse side button. Especially when sprinting
ogryn
but each one
yeaahh he run real good
What is a life without beurre? It’s not a life without beurre.
The name's Helmet. Pith Helmet. I'm here for Auslander L'Strange and Bier Pong.
Arby's is Killswitch, Dog is Engage
Thank you for the wisdom, Transflag Scolipede. You are the finest amongst us.
honestly that's great
if not the Howard Jones era, not worth it.
a life without it is just dry toast
I still play As Daylight Dies
Arby's Is HesReaching dog is TaserTaserTaser
sighs and opens spotify
Zealot: Sitonma-Faith
Psyker: Psykersocial
Ogryn: Hulk-Hogryn
Vet is Kraber and Arbites is Rook currently
It doesn't have to be cop theme
Naming them after chess pieces can thematically work
Kraber might be renamed to JohnBrowning
Knight/Rook/Bishop/Queen for Veteran/Arbites/Zealot/Ogryn
Haha I got it
Arbiter: Motte; Cyber-Hound: Bailey
Timmy and Lassie
"Timmy and... THE WELL"
Are any of you artists
in C/C++ and Python
sure, wahts up?
so youre the guy always trying to join my teams on pf
probably not
Commission
probably a lot
I've been seeing Arbites with +wound trinkets which is kind of wild, but maybe they just don't have good ones yet; still though? I don't think they have wound specialization like Zealot does; so I don't see why they just wouldn't go for like toughness/health
I don't understand what it means
I'd get a shitty +10% HP over a +1 wound regardless of rarity
A wound it's a health bar segment

And it's not great
unless you're immortality-spec Zealot
which is deep mid-line, because you get bonuses to your combat prowess for losing wounds
so you want them to lose them in combat
someone name their dog Bluey
if I can see a Harry Du Bois and a Kim Kitsuragi, you can have a Bluey dog
your dog is Shivers. Stop.
maybe Inland Empire
How do I check my critical hit rate?
Arbitrator Kitsuragi with cyber-mastiff Harrier is something I toyed with for my character lol
that would have sent me into a fit, 10/10
works because a harrier is a type of dog
and harry got that dawg in him
Yk sorry to barge in but i think it sucks that slaanesh is usually depicted solely as the diety of sex when I've always interpreted it as moreso the diety of passion and excess in general
Like, slaanesh isnt the god of prostitutes, it's the god of artists who lock themselves into their studios obsessively trying to create masterpieces.
It's not the god of casual flings, it's the god of nobles who had the greatest plate of food in their lives and are now working their chefs to the bone to recreate that experience.
I think that that's a lot more compelling than slaanesh just being the gooner god
we're gonna just count things
Then you just have to do the math
correct and true
I would like to see more of the other aspects of Slaanesh too. Shit like Noise Marines goes so crazy
Crazy.
Yeah, you're not wrong; it's just people like to be reductive because we as human beings actually resent complexity, almost as much as we resent acknowledging complexity. People treat sincerity as a disease.
Fr
But passion is itself not enough; it's in the fluff that it's a manifestation of excess
Society's failings are causing improper Slaanesh lore to spread
How dramatic
Ironic
Oh true
I don't need a gooner god in video games. I need a diva so sinister that it turns everyone else into exquisite fiends
passion is not necessarily excess.
slaanesh is simultaneously over- and underrepresented as the sex god in 40k. it's a big meme but the material never really goes full send on the 18+ potential so we don't have futanari daemonettes raping people to death either. this is what makes it mid
thanks for coming to my ted talk
You know the futanari daemonettes are out there though
Why did you say this
because it's the truth. there's a lot of good horror when you aren't afraid of making sex really scary
see Alien
WarHammer: Age of Reckoning did have slaaneshi demons in the chaos wastes, which were the end-game area
horrible paragraph but yeah
but 40k doesn't go all the way
John Carpenter's stuff too.
I almost wish that slaanesh was never associated with sex at all bc of how much its been flanderised but that cats out of the bag ig
a lot of Croenenberg
It Follows also has a monster that looks like it basically fucks its victims to death or something and it adds a whole dimension to the freakazoid nature of it
40K fans: hold my amasec
It's hard to market that Chaos God without retconing or watering em down with massive censorship etc.
It'll never happen.
that's true, it won't.

which is why ignoring the sex part and focusing on slaanesh as the god of perfectionism and obsession is better
I will never happen
Gotta be marketable and easy to understand
I love that

but that's people being reductive again; same with the others; the only one easiest to explain with reduction is Khorne, but even Khorne has some complexities due to things like Khorne being a massive hypocrit and a schemer while simultaneously hating those same people.
Yeah, which is why I liked Sigvald from WHF for that
Humanity are simultaneously probably the best and worst thing to ever happen to chaos
I think the necrons are probably the worst thing
I mean you could always just ignore the BS and just do it..
Okay true
Nothing stopping people from doing table top unlimited power IRL.
One of the worst
Palladium RIFTS? Hell yeah. Lemme roll up a Glitter Boy.
the best thing to happen to chaos were the aeldari
does anyone know how to fix this I downloaded the mod loader and follwed all the steps like 4 times but the mod loader text file wont show up so i cant run them
or it ruins the brain chemistry of some people (me)
if we want to pinpoint, it's Erebus; Erebus is one of the best things about Chaos.
Yeah, it just can't be put into video games or movies without normies getting triggered or offended or being sensitive about it. Plus it gets an Adults only ratings.
I mean. They were kinda fine with the aeldari for a while until they started to become so decadent and absent mindedly cruel that they birthed a chaos god
that's what i mean
So greedy corpos don't like that.
the aeldari were more productive for chaos than any other mortal race
nothing to do with Triggered/Offended; it wouldn't sell with A/O.
Mm fair ig
A/O doesn't sell
Gotta market to everyone as much as possible, and I mean everyone. That's the greedy corpos mindsets.
Everything else, quality, core audiences be damned. Bottom lines. Etcetera
Which ironically they wanna make money right? But by doing so.. they screw themselves or their workers then cut and run.
Vile creatures
That's why chaos bad
Simple as

I just mean like, humans generally are kind of like, sheep. Most of us are ultimately motivated by a desire either to do what we believe is right or to have comfort for us or our loved ones and many of us will attempt to pursue these things obsessively to varying degrees
I don't know about that.
There's nothing wrong with triggering, violent, or sexual content in games, but you're gonna reach less of an audience because of all that
Humanity are still superior to the xenos though, bc we are
There's a reason why Youtube pushes to be as "family friendly" as possible (and yes they fail at that tremendously)
If there's a wallet there's a way.
and as gue'vesa we can unite under the banner of the Greater Good
Chaos preys on our weaknesses as a species and that is why we need the god emperor to help us reach our full potential and become the masters of reality we were always destined to be
If you make fan games to be sold using any 40k IP you will get turbo nuked 🤣
YouTube and their famous family friendly ai porn adverts
Tau? Hard pass
Hell even free games are at risk
It's very easy. You can even still worship as you wish. The only cost is 2 gonads please.
Can't be bothered without
Where can I find what differences there are between damnation and auric difficulty?
I remember seeing one where an ai chick was shakin cake when I was just trying to watch guinea pigs frolicking 😦
Just create a .txt document
With the proper name
We are the GREATEST species in existence, and the Emperor is the GREATEST of our species! Humanity is above any lowly god creature!
auric was high intensity always, and reduced cooldown timer on specialists with larger density of elites in groups; so that was baseline. Auric could even have high intensity/shock trooper (HIST) on top of that, so it was like constant waves of 3-5 specials
you gained ground, but it wasn't measured in yards
If they don't know? No problem nor harm yes? 
Not that I do that.
They changed boss health so i was wondering if there are new damage recieved numbers and breakpoints etc
WoolieVS .gif
Jokes aside, they're already people doing that and GW hates it.
Brings a tear to my eye though. Some of that fan stuff is really good.
Enemy stats in auric are the same from damnation what changes the most in auric are the enemy spawns and density
Including the fan made videos and just content in general.
So true...... 😈
Reminds me how Disney massacred the Star Wars extended universe. Big L
I mean, they did end up hiring/contracting Richard Boyland and that Astartes guy
We love our double high int auric sessions, double the enemies double the fun
Stupid greedy corpos. They became too political nowadays. Forgot how to make money ironically.
Yeah, but we gotta hope they do right by em..
Lots of restrictions..
Whoever coded the Monstrous Specialists modifier, I hope Nurgle shits in your bed. Weakened my ass.
On a more serious note, that modifier HAS to be bugged.
It's almost always 4 full strength monstrosities right off the bat.
Mfs got blessed
Is just doing aurics and maelstroms still the best way to get diamantine?
big blessed
That's fine, we can kill them still
I just hope they don't pull another Alfabusa and start nuking more fan projects
Yes, damnation and auric Quickplay
300-350 diamantine for that quickplay bonus
at least he got to make his own thing and he's been successful at that but holy fuck you really gonna tear a dude down for making funny 40k shit
I mean, that could be why those rejects went to make Space King instead
True, I just wish they'd give fans who do good quality stuff of merit to back it up.. with more leeway, power or support. Like if they wanna get royalties.. cool.. but just don't hamstring em. Lol
Getting Hired through official stuff is hell on Earth.
sometimes people just wanna make shit to have fun, and though there's some who do hope it brings them some sort of financial relief, it's mostly just for funsies
Darktide has made my music interests turn towards microwave + organ noises
Hello
Are you all excited for darktide two
Coming tomorrow
Developed by shark fat
skinnywhale
Instead of a melee focused it's a ranged focused game
a lot of aspects of 40k are soiled by the memes
i am so sick of hearing about krieg
The memes are fair play though.
Jasper Kyd has a really neat discography; you should look into his stuff.
But- rember that time when John autism beat a bloodthirster with his grandma's shit trowel!
Depends on the memes
embed fail
now go think about what you did
People genuinely believe orks have the power of belief
I'm just tired of it getting thrown into the store rotation constantly when I have so many outfits already.
I forget this discord is no fun
some people shouldnt touch havoc at all
newbies me thinkin' this is #zealot-class or something
That if they believe hard enough, they can do anything. That’s not how it works
Literally just gen chat (because its a terrible place)
If you believe hard enough, something will happen. But not everything
Youtube is useless, what is Havoc?
More Cadian stuff would be nice.
I thought that is how it works. But they forget it takes far more than it seems
Havoc is special end game content
The hard mode
Steel Legion is good
Yeah the hard mode
I'm so tired hearing about Cadia
ARMAGEDDON STEEL LEGION MENTIONED
Such as a waaagh amount of orks to conjure the belief of being stronger
Wahh your planet blew up and now you're homeless
well it's not like you can see it
Is it just the same content at higher difficulty with different rewards?
Now that I play Arbites mainly though, I want Arbites drip. Lots of cool stuff they could do.
endgame mode that goes from rank 1 to 40
essentially
If cadia was actually useful ogryn could just throw it like a rock into the eye of terror
think of it more like an alternative ladder system
They can literally just make new stuff too fyi.
Havoc doesn't play by the rules of normal difficulty
Its got unique modifiers and enemy scalings, and no unique rewards besides the penance cosmetics
Its there to be difficult and nothing else
well good news about Cadia & Rocks; because Cadia is rocks
I ddon’t like krieg because they’re not very interesting. If a guardsman regiment sends people to rush into enemy gunfire, that doesn’t intimidate me. I know the guard is a meat grinder but actually seeing them rush to their deaths that could have been avoided becomes comical. It’s not interesting. It’s goofy
This is good information.
They don't
The music is S tier.
praise the emperor
This is literally what I was talking about
How are they also “doing ww1 siege tactics” and “drowning the enemy in sheer numbers” at the same time
They don't
That’s now how you siege
Thats great. have 300000000000000 more sent to your current location (We wont win)
*not
Guardsmen fans forgetting they stand in line so that the tanks can do all the work
shut up and start digging
it's people who don't know what they're talking about watching youtube shorts and falling for the shitposts
If I'm gonna do content that doesn't give additional rewards, I'd probably just do the psykhanium one.
I’ll stick to armageddon
Yeah I think it depends and it also depends on people's personal point of views etc.
The only war that matters
trade you for a V
Have you seen 40K lore? Poorly, that's how.
Who is that
Jasper Kyd is the composer for Darktide
"a guardsman life expectancy is 24 hours"
darktide's composer
Ehh sorry for getting everything wrong but I can’t agree with this. Shovels are great weapons
Some might find certain memes funny, some might find certain memes annoying or not funny for whatever reasons whether they don't know or understand or just don't like said meme because it makes fun of their favorite factions or something etc.
Huh
Who is the commissar
No it's the constant "HEY DID YOU KNOW KRIEG USES SHOVELS HURR HURR FUNNY SHOVEL"
Shovels are aight, but have you tried the Kickback?
I can agree with that

I mean they are sharp
Cadia!
Anders De Geer?
I’ve always liked shovels as weapons cause a lot of games just make them decent jack of all trades weapons. Including this game
oh in-game
is it possible to play with friends that don't own the game while I have it? I saw that there is privet games but I hsve no idea how I do that
yeah the shovels are pretty alright
And irl they were pretty good
they have to own the game
It's a humble weapon of much potential.
oh you're thinking of FreeWare or ShareWare; that isn't this
WW1 isn’t a meme broski
It's wild seeing people react to the word Cadia like Leia watching her planet evaporate.
ty
sure it is
Good for digging trenches and cracking heads.
Multiple purpose tool of war.
I mean everyone was joking about shovels back in the battlefield one trailer
Multiple purpose
why fight with shovel when big heavy stick or spiky stick
that moment a sharp piece of metal on a stick is a viable weapon
My favourite melee weapon to ever exist is halberds but well
(almost as if in history sharp metal on the end of stick has been used for ages)
We won’t be seeing those
Gavrilo Princip shouting, It's just a meme bro! as he's tossed into a tuberculosis ridden prison for the rest of his life
power halberd
Halberd was my fav on v2
Power scythes are sadly extremely rare and idk if anyone outside scythes of the emperor and nurgle terminators use them
Those are another I’d love to see though
I should boot up Vermintide 2
if we get a techpriest class they'd be good for that
play the better foot knight class
Mortarion.
Grail knight?
That cant stagger bosses which is kinda lame
I mained iron breaker and mercenary
IB, WHC, and Merc
The big bad C or K words.
Cadia and Krieg
People simp for Catachan though, hella funny. They're just Rambos. One is cool and legendary but having whole army of em makes them not special anymore, plus the sly Marbo memes.
barely played sienna
I think I just played base sienna
More games need a % until you blow up risk vs reward character
Cocaine & Ketamine
And some ppl like being Rambo.
Sly Marbo
Yes, I was just being that questionable vet in psyker mains getting gaslit.
And some people like being humble foot soldiers.
seeing the downfall of pirate software is such a sweet experience

MELEE VET.
i wonder if vet will ever get reworked
Veterans do need a rework though, plus some new weapons.
After Zealot
bro is a comedian
*Salutes @round mica *
SAH!!
No, it's the truth.
at ease you oaf
Vet will get a rework maybe next year.
i know vet will get it eventually
Zealots first, basically.
Zealot tree is actual garbage
They both are.
I never realized how fucked the Zealot class tree is until I picked up the class
2 out of the 3 Zealot auras are abysmal
Veteran doesn't have to lock 4 points in to pick a grenade
Vet is horribly taxed left right and center, Up to 19 points in taxes.
i will say tho, i always thought it would be cool if the zealots fire nade could passive heal corruption
They can choose any part of top tree then pick a grenade of choice
would fit the whole aura of being a religious zealot
Veteran also doesn't have to lock in for 4 points to pick an aura
You do get taxed 4 points to go smoke, survivalist then infil.
I've heard whispers of people wanting vet to get a grenade launcher
Yeah but at least you get to actually take smoke survivalist and infil
They should not
Seeing the fucking catastrophe that is Rumbler they absolutely should not
what if they just made rumbler good
I mean, if big man has fun, what's the problem? Need 'nades? Ammo crate. need ammo? Survivalist.
this is why i love vets
This doesn't mean the tree is good though
Rumblergryns on their way to spam left click with the grenades in a melee situation
😭
specially when i run mini nuke
And come out unscathed
(and sweep the entire field)
yes huh don’t throw a wrench in my logic
Loner is literally useless
It does actually nothing in 90% of practical situations
Dog aura on Arby is objectively better loner 
Dog has better. TDR and loner.
Yes
Half of benediction but yeah
i’ve only ever encountered these bad boys during mortis trials, i’ve rarely seen them in QP auric or havoc
rubs hands together let the drinking begin.
Fellowship Fortitude is a better loner
I don't
You can take mine
STILL, 1.5 auras.
Keep the change
One of the three things that will get me to leave games is a rumbler ogryn
What is the max gunner resist given by curios if it has diminishing returns? I know 2 gives 37%.
Because its actually fucking gross
Tried playing zealot again after arbites
49%
What are the other two things
its hard ngl
Smite and prug spam
@lethal solstice yikes
thank you
Literally me
I hate purg
Ugly ass blue fire that makes it so I can't see anything important
And it's braindead easy
Note really yikes

VACUUM CAPSULE
Basically ~doubles the amount of shots you can survive
unfortunately for the other classes that aren’t ogryn, you will never know the beauty of slapping an enemy to death
when can i be red 😦
Because Fatshark math be like that
thank you @modest flume

They need to add a fireball staff to dartide that good on bosses
it's fun to use a braced/vigilant rifle and slam the butt of your gun into them for a quick and dirty stagger
Gotta yap more
VoidSTRIKE

Gotta talk more in the channel.
literally can do nothing but voidstrike as a psyker and have a ball doing it
Could you clarify what you mean by "the gayest"? Are you referring to a public figure known for LGBTQ+ advocacy, someone celebrated w
Happy to help—just want to be sure I understand your intent.
it will never be the same as taking your big dirty mittens and spreading your fingers eagle wide and opening a can of whoop ass though
Happy to help—just want to be sure I understand your intent.
Happy to help—just want to be sure I understand your intent.

Happy to help—just want to be sure I understand your intent.
what
fuck
You can't just ask that 😭
because they spent real life moony to boost da server

Lol
we're all pink in the middle
Pink mist from a distance.
Hugui a special kind of pink and blue though 
I can't see red so it just looks blue to me.
Color blindness?
Protanopia, yeah
I totally said that bro
Bummer
it's fine
I’m kidding. I didn’t. Turn me into corpse starch h
where the memes at?
mmmmmmm course starch
I’d love to be your corpse starch 

Thats the chunky version.
The chunks of hair are my favorite
Makes me wonder how they looked like, or if it was even a person at all
I prefer mine ethically sourced… from vatborn
then you realize the hair is from their butt crack
/:
That adds a gamey flavor
A butt of seasoning
Hahahah
never trust anything from montreal
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This chat gets me laughing, my son and my gf wonder what crazy shit I must be witnessing sometimes
Almost never a dull moment
I feel like a lot of the appeal that the Ogryn has, for me anyway, is that I can just straight-up delete a specialist with a rock the size of a v8 engine
i learned French in order to move to Quebec and work in QA testing there
What you talking about honey?
Nothing, just someone's ground ass pubes in a can!
Absolutly agree.
Is anyone else having bug on new class where customization to hair or any facial features just dont work no more its already been 3 days for me 😭
you have been tricked by the quebeccie propaganda
I don't get it.
I don't wear helmets with my Arbites because I don't like how they mess with his beard; same as my Zealot
No fr, like, it never fails to make me laugh
Quebec isnt a place, it can't hurt you
I wanted that beard; so I will keep it
just like finland
you can’t show me proof it exists
because there is none
Silly, fish dont have a country
Simo Häyhä has entered chat.
@round mica has disconnected (timed out)
i just realized yesterday there are countries outside of america
i could be falling for propaganda though
that sounds like a noise i’d make while doing karate
What that Simon guy laughing about anyway
It's actually pronounced closer to Hell-hahn
The white witch?
The White Death; close enough
you’re really trying to convince me this place exists
I don't really read comic books much nowadays
I can't read
neither can an absurd amount of my students
Students?
functional illiterates
he does the hustler university classes for andrew tate
also known as pupils
I've got eyes too
Anyone free to carry me?
is it generally cheaper to just upgrade one weapon to max level, or to buy a new one then upgrade it to transcendent or whatever? I am not max level but I do have weapon preferences
Seems like increasing power by 10 is expensive as shit
are the modification spread good to invest that?
Use emperor's stuff till 30, then see if you get lucky or gamble.
Each character gets 1 upgrade for free
So make a new one when you need a new weapon
If you're not level 30, I wouldn't really invest in consecration/empowering, unless you somehow found a weapon with the exact max-stat distribution you'd want
you're welcome, spread the good word
thanks!~
Love 4001 server issues.
could be 4002 server issues
is new slop tomorrow? 
Another level of bs.
stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks; pile it up.
What's wrong with side mouse button input in this game? Relix blade special and throwing knife bug out like 30% of the time when you bind it to a mouse side button. Especially when sprinting
should I play dawn of war again
If you like, why not?
Might be the way your mouse does inputs thats what i've used since beta and some mice do weird input lag idk why 🤷♀️
No idea if theres still people on it
I wasn't into 2
that was more about capturing objectives and routing enemies than killing them
which is cool in like, total war
I love shogun 2
but in a 40k game I think it makes more sense for more units to die
I laugh. Girlfriend and son nearby wonder why I cackle like maniac
You ran away when you were losing so you didnt lose too much
But its intended to be more like a moba
they announced DoW1 re-release with modern compatibility
Dawn of war 3 was actually seemingly fairly decent to me. They just abandoned it and never added all the factions
Yeah probably something like that, never had any problems with other games tho. I rebound special weapon attack to A and now I can just activate the relic blade while sprinting. When I try to use mouse button 1 I just stop sprinting and it doesn't activate. Kinda annoying since it's the perfect keybind for it
You can't actually play Dawn of War 1 anymore since it tries to authenticate to a service owned by a company that doesn't exist
Couldn’t terminators backflip?
depends on gravity
Not multiplayer atleast
In DoW?
But I've played the original ones for ages
can you play the expansions
they had single player modes
Dark crusade and soulstorm at the very least
it's an installation issue. I had to go through Steam and talk to customer service and arrange for free steam keys by proving I owned the game.
ah I see
Winter crusade and 1 were mostly for the story
but I still couldn't actually install it
soulstorm is fun but I only played skirmish
Oh, the mad person laughter.
I had to download it
Dark Crusade got me through my 2008 Deployment
None of them are anything special
Definitive zealot build is one million wounds + martyrdom + swing a weapon with confident strike into a horde hope this helps
I could also see if any mods came out
We're all mad, matter of what level.
Beat normal maps and then beat the fsction map to beat the faction
that and "Deathconsciousness" by have a nice life
Same since dark crusade
For someone reason it's only when I sprint
Perhaps so.
Probably could've bulked out the map in soulstorm though. Not enough zones for all the factions
soulstorm didn't run very well at the time; optimization/framerate issues
dark eldar are so friggin' rare in media though so I still appreciated it for that
Then there is Tzeench, bat shit crazy.
if you can call it that
True, you would be if you could see all the futures.
Idk. probably still drink as much.
Gonna test, do I ahve a tag
HOW DO I REMOVE MY TAG
I dont want to be a Minecraft youtuber : (
Oh phew, easy to remove.
Praise be.
Heh. I guess.
Sorry, I ain't near drunk enough yet to be funny.
Is fine. i ain't funny either way.
absolutely inundated with UmaMasume ads now

old lady voice it is the faughty first milleniumy
and everyone dies.
the Roman Empire is in decline
1 vet 3 arbies again
Be that way for a while.
holds out bottle of amisec we could be funny together after a few.
No, I'll just pass out to be honest.
yo where can I get help on this crash im constantly having?
shrugs more for me then.
I have fallen into a state of mental disarray and I cannot climb my way back up. I suffer my own actions
Hit up the support-issues.
I mean, you know I can get more easily.
After my heart are we? Still gotta finish the crate you already gave me.
But Darktide still has a good spot in my faithful heart.
Though being space marine was a good change of pace.

Alcohol's just not the thing I enjoy, but yes, if you'd like more.
I wanted to buy the vet, psyker and arbites armor, nabbed $60 in ps cards. But now I've come to realize I might not play psyker that much, or vet, and I really like my deluxe arbites armor which i kight just use more anyway, but I also like the coat look currently available for arbites. I am stuck in purgatory
They should give ogryns the ability to fast ball special the arby's hound.
I like sm2, when it actually works. Sm2 is full of more connection issues than mindseye
Get them all if you'll have no regrets.
No complaints here. Everyone has their own joys.
which darktide classes would yall rotate blunts with
personally its arbites, ogryn, zealot, and veteran
True, and in most cases, they should be allowed to partake in them.
I probably won't regret it, but I'm concerned with not using them that much
Thus wasting good money

4 psykers
oh god
Best curios stats ? toughness ? toughness regen ? health ? in order
2 toughness, 1 wound
Well... Is up to you, but the psyker drip...
true..
real. zelot whold tweak tf out. dream whold be ogryn ogryn servetor and arbritis dog
The stats you would actually want to take is toughness, gunner resist, stam regen, health, and maybe CDR
Which class?
I'll bite the bullet n buy em
i LOVE the psyker greatsword but psyker is such a glass cannon that i could never
Because if you don't down often you don't need wounds, and can replace that slot with something that prevents downing in the first place
oh my god rotating blunts with the Medicae servitor
why’d I never think of that
I got karien reacted, game over 
Hello dorktiders
brother has patched me up more then i can count so ofc hes inv. hes loyal
would yall rotate blunts with hadron
I don't think she can smoke
I definitely would
I'd do way more than that mate hadron is a baddy
Exe bluntsman is a way of life
The grumpy tech priest? Probably not, it'll be mars dust
me & morrow sharing a spliff
use your imagination for a second man
I don't think she would want to either
i just realized the girl who owns that cosmetic shop you can buy stuff with gold at, she is the same girl who is the traitor and gets shot in the lvl 30 cinematic, and then when you walk over to the place again after reaching lvl 30 she's become a servitor lol, never realized that
And especially not with us
I run +3 stamina curios on all my classes

that thrilling campaign story at work, eh?
thinking of more characters
honestly enginseer kayex8 or swagger whold go extreamly hard too. swagger just chill and layed back and im pretty sure kayex already faded af.
sharing a blunt w/ hallowette
No.
wait rs
Don't make me change my nickname to "Don't Take Wound Curios" next
wounds only matter if you're going down, unless you're mid-line zealot which gets more powerful the more wounds they lose
wounds doesn't increase your health; +HP% does that
real question
if you just don't go down, or don't go down before you can stim up or hit the medicae, then it's not helping
melk turns up sometimes but he never ever btings weed
Wound curios don't increase your overall health or toughness and are training wheels for people who are bad and go down all the time. Actual survivability is increased by the other options.
Sefoni is in the bong water
The only serious use of wound curios are for Martyrdom Zealot
I use 1 wound curio because I need it.
I appreciate your honesty

right; but eventually you'll get good enough that you won't, right @frail fable ?
true
HAH, no

I went down like 5 or so times in 1 damnation mission as an arbite
like, if you're paranoid about going grey too early because you're trying damnation or auric for the first time, go for it.
so long we have a tripsitter. if she has a band trip im pretty sure everyone else is going down with her
I always run triple toughness

ok my dream darktide blunt rotation: judge zealot, any ogryn personality, any arbites personality, melk, the commissary lady, hadron, swagger, and sefoni
2 toughness 1 health is nice on psyker though. 2 tough 1 stamina would also be fair on Zealot I think
Run no toughness or no balls
I am decent at darktide, I have my bad moments hence why I always have 1 wound curio
+stamina also works for left-line veteran who uses the stamina->stability talent
Anyone else really liking the dogs of war talent on arbites?
oh yeah i forgot about that lol
Doggo is best
Do you like the dogs of war talent?
Fake enjoyer
I don't know my skill tree, I just threw skills together 
Charade
It just works
if it works it works
Of course it does, it’s darktide
I'll check my skill tree and see if I'm using it
Very good
If not I'll read it and probably throw it on
Very good
everyone has 8 slots; so much room to experiment
Holy shit its doomslayer

Where's the dogs of war talent?
this person is a troll
i for one would never troll
@halcyon glen this person is too
both vermintide 2 gamers
they are not sending their best

every time
all my homies racist against vt2 mains
you're the kind of guy who sleeps 'til Brooklyn
You don’t brush your tongue
I also paint the funny coloured English
Just found out the login voice is saying 'the emperor protects'
Well yes
Never actually listend to it that much.
But I do
Brush then follow up with a beer.
okay darktide does not want me to play today
4001 issue?
disconnected twice
got team wiped twice five seconds in
got the end and the game crashed
Damn, bad luck today.
can someone tell me why the revolver's reserves isn't divisible by 5
Uh because 6
fym 6 the max it holds is 5
Me an arbite with 15% extra ammo rounded up having 6 round revolver instead of 5:

Behold, my 6 shooter
6 shots in a 5 round cylinder
whats the best way to farm hestias blessing points?
I mean it's obviously that the good emperor gave us an extra round
I’ll try sm2 later or something
im gonna be put in solitary for introducing an arbite to the head of a thunder hammer Vulkan style
Its really funny watching enemies gettin gibbed by bullets
Is that a statement? Or an invitation? 
Both
Ooo lah lah
🫦
hi all, I"m new here. how do I go about looking for auric maelstrom teams? trying to get storm survivor
Thank you Paul
thank you vegapunk
