general-chat

[frail fable]

[sleek harness]

By the way I am joking with you

Theres no cross platform

[formal wharf]

how could i also forget the commissar of the steelheads

[sleek harness]

[formal wharf]

literally a shitfest

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

[scenic lodge]

No engineers. Only highland barbarians

[young verge]

In Ireland?

[scenic lodge]

I must be gay cuz i like women too

[young verge]

I feel like responding to a 3 hour old comment with like...mild incoherence...wasn't worth it.

[scenic lodge]

Lmao

[frail fable]

I think i mightve made my arbites too tall

[scenic lodge]

No such thing

[young verge]

You should become a 'giant woman'.

Giant woman.

[frail fable]

I went max height with a female arbites

[scenic lodge]

Name her Ginormica

[young verge]

All is well, then.

[frail fable]

[frail fable]

Named her judge-cass

Short for Cassandra

[scenic lodge]

Why not judge-ass

For assandra

Lol

[hidden obsidian]

unrelated but I kinda miss the original HUD during missions

[frail fable]

[sleek harness]

What the hell is this pfp background

[scenic lodge]

Use the avatar command

[jaunty path]

Hag.

HAG

HAG

HAGS FOR THE GOD EMPEROR

[scenic lodge]

Wait does this server even have it?

[scenic lodge]

Tomelder

[sleek harness]

Dude thinks we use the technology as the others stupid servers

[neat hawk]

What's the quickest way to build weapon mastery?

[dense crescent]

play missions with said weapon

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[scenic lodge]

But profane copys if that weapon from brunts armory

[sleek harness]

Sacrifice 30 of the same green level weapon

[neat hawk]

Profane weapons can't be given to Hadron, I don't think.

[sleek harness]

Then boom

Max level

[scenic lodge]

Upgrade it to redeemed (green)

[neat hawk]

Ah, I see.

[dense crescent]

No. Buying greens from the shop is more money efficient

[scenic lodge]

Sacrifice to omnissiah

Profit

[scenic lodge]

Don't listen to this heretic

[sleek harness]

He asked for the fastest or the most money efficient?

Yeah I got you there

[scenic lodge]

He said the FASTEST WAY bot the cheapest

[dense crescent]

Buy greens from the shop if available. Buy from Brunt's and upgrade to green if you absolutely need it now.

[sleek harness]

[scenic lodge]

Literally

[dense crescent]

Buying greens is literally faster lmfao

[sleek harness]

Ignore moebian

[neat hawk]

Okay, got it. Makes sense.

[sleek harness]

He doesn't know the technics

[scenic lodge]

Indeed

[dense crescent]

Ignore Skaven

Skaven is a little bitch

[neat hawk]

gonna need a lot of plasteel

[scenic lodge]

Thats easy

[neat hawk]

ad hominem detected
opinion disreguarded

[sleek harness]

I have 41k to spare

[scenic lodge]

If you play with me I can guarantee 1000 plasteel every match

[scenic lodge]

Ive got 400,000 to spare

[neat hawk]

I'll probably just run some mortis trials and play the game

Gotta level me psyker anyway

[scenic lodge]

Im on rn

[sleek harness]

Look at him, insulting me even though I am helping more

[neat hawk]

Okay then, we can run together

[dense crescent]

You're still a little bitch

[scenic lodge]

[neat hawk]

Is there like an ingame way to do this or do you want me to friend you on Steam

[scenic lodge]

Friend code ^

[neat hawk]

Cool, I'll send mine to you.

[scenic lodge]

You do not want to add me on steam lol

[neat hawk]

Uh huh. Noted.

[jovial pine]

[scenic lodge]

Its for a perfectly valid reason

[neat hawk]

Uh huh

[scenic lodge]

Bc I ain't there

[neat hawk]

Right, well, I sent you the friend code

[jovial pine]

console gamer....

[scenic lodge]

Where

[neat hawk]

Discord DMs?

[scenic lodge]

Oh why not just send it here silly

Hang on a sec

[scenic lodge]

Air breather

[jovial pine]

🗣️

[scenic lodge]

Food eater

[scenic lodge]

Added

[neat hawk]

Cool

[scenic lodge]

Inv when ready

Im just chillin rn

[neat hawk]

I don't see you.

[scenic lodge]

[neat hawk]

I have one friend online, they're playing Arbitrator, in-mission with a full squad.

I'm under the assumption that's not you

[scenic lodge]

Hang on ill inv

[sweet trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTuh-0znG7s

[scenic lodge]

What's your steam name

[nocturne bloom]

Having both is better than one

[scenic lodge]

I have to sift thru the "offline" list

[neat hawk]

JONES

And I'm online

[scenic lodge]

Just jones?

[neat hawk]

Yep.

[frail fable]

Man I did horrible that match

[scenic lodge]

Hang on imma reset to see if it helps

[nocturne bloom]

I haven't done mortis since it released

[scenic lodge]

You're missing out

Its fun

[nocturne bloom]

Id join but its currently storming hard and I don't wanna drop out from power loss

[scenic lodge]

So what

You can just rejoin, ja?

[nocturne bloom]

Yea when we lose power here it could be literal weeks

[elder merlin]

@fiery wave the @sleek harness needs a hug

[scenic lodge]

Where you at, Brazil?

[sleek harness]

I don't

[elder merlin]

[scenic lodge]

I'll accept this hug

[nocturne bloom]

As east as the east coast gets

[scenic lodge]

Giv it to me imstead

[scenic lodge]

Oh hawaii?

[delicate vapor]

It’s so damn cold

[frail fable]

@glass plover 5 more to go

[neat hawk]

What is "Clearance Level 25?" for the black Mobean 53rd greaves?

[scenic lodge]

Wait

[frail fable]

Havoc

[thick coyote]

Gotta beat havoc 25

[elder merlin]

Darktide anyone? We runnin maelstroms

[delicate vapor]

Play h25 and you get it

[nocturne bloom]

[neat hawk]

I see. I'd love to play Havocs sometime.

[scenic lodge]

shup

[thick coyote]

Or was it just reach h25

[nocturne bloom]

Fine ill run a mortis

[delicate vapor]

Just play

It’s what I did

[neat hawk]

Either way I'm still waiting on an invite

Or am I being made a fool of?

[scenic lodge]

Im tryna find ya

[delicate vapor]

Join someone else’s h25 and you unlock it

[elder merlin]

Maine?

[neat hawk]

Switched 2 Zealot
Playing Psyker isn't realy my jam, as fun as the mind magic is

[nocturne bloom]

No

[scenic lodge]

I can't find you

Even after full reset

[fiery tundra]

ANOTHER REJECT CONVERTED, WELCOME BROTHER

[scenic lodge]

Hang on i can try punching your number in again

[delicate vapor]

Hmmm

[scenic lodge]

I DID IT

[neat hawk]

Great. I was starting to think you were trying to make a fool out of me.

[scenic lodge]

Ok so first thing

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[scenic lodge]

I gotta switch to a different character

Then we'll start looting

[neat hawk]

Cool.

[scenic lodge]

Oh yeah

Its ogryn time

[elder merlin]

Jersey

Either jersey or new york

[sleek harness]

How about I remove your hands

[neat hawk]

I understand Psyker's supposed to be a glass cannon, but nine times outta ten, it's all glass no cannon.

[nocturne bloom]

If i lived there idve flayed myself alive long ago

[fiery wave]

I'm busy in EU mortis RN trying to get chapter 7 of Bhram's story.

[elder merlin]

Well then where you live, poozer?

[nocturne bloom]

Oh, I thought we were doing mortis

[fiery wave]

You can't. Just enjoy patpats. Pats.

[nocturne bloom]

CT

Top right

[elder merlin]

Conneticut?

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Lame

[delicate vapor]

I’m on chapter 9 for morrow and Brahm still don’t know why I haven’t gotten the last ones

[nocturne bloom]

I know

[fiery tundra]

its great if you play perfectly imo, but im dumb and just perfer to play as a lawnmower

[elder merlin]

Cause you dont deserve it, heretic

[delicate vapor]

No

[elder merlin]

[glass plover]

@frail fable one sec, just reading

[worn dove]

Watched a level 30 “auric survivor” stay out in the green smoke and die in the Orthus Offensive

Heresy level

Im just tryna play the campaign, why u gotta throw like that

🥀

[delicate vapor]

Maybe

[frail fable]

Tyt

[elder stone]

lactose intolerant but I buy milkshakes for the love of the game

[frail fable]

As a non lactose intolerant, ill buy milkshakes anyways

[elder stone]

I will never consume dairy free products

[jovial pine]

bro hates water

[elder merlin]

[frail fable]

I now have enough money to buy $40 of aquilas

[elder stone]

I’m a milk maniac

[ancient tinsel]

Mmmm, big ol milk udders

[jovial pine]

[fiery wave]

I came back and.... Zealot mains leaked.

[delicate vapor]

why

[jovial pine]

zealot mains is gay they dont like udders. though i guess they are furry so you never know

[blazing hawk]

Idk why people think kroot is going to be the 6th class

Like ong the zealots and vets are just going slime them out

Everyone on the ship is going to slime them out

[frail fable]

Man that was intense

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DESTINY

[nocturne bloom]

aye boss i heard furry and udders so

[gilded socket]

Huh

[supple thorn]

'Ello all. How goes the Darktiding?

[minor mulch]

how do i get my mods to work again?

[whole karma]

I want harder gameplay but not play meta build dependent havoc

Shits boring

[thick coyote]

🤓

You don't need to play meta on havoc

It's why we Slap only havoc 40

Heavy sword no rending

[bronze anchor]

guys what happend to the lady at the commissary?

[thick coyote]

Have you reached level 30

Saw the cinematic?

[elder stone]

Cause they are gross

[elder stone]

Executed

[delicate vapor]

[bronze anchor]

jesus

[elder stone]

Hello I main zealot this is not true

I love dairy

[stark bobcat]

Havoc is not meta dependent

It's just a lot more skill dependent

Compare to auric

[nocturne bloom]

well...

[modest flume]

I love you

[whole karma]

You can shut your brain off when playing auric missions

[stark bobcat]

Exactly my point

[whole karma]

without a supposed meta build

if thats what you were saying

[stark bobcat]

I'm saying you do not need meta to play havoc, it takes more skill and thinking unlike auric where you can do whatever/not think

[frail fable]

Whew those games were rough

[royal tide]

Hi friends

[thick coyote]

Turns out you gotta open 1 eye to play Havoc

[royal tide]

Havoc is end-game stuffs right?

[thick coyote]

Yup

[royal tide]

I'm excited to get there

Still torn on what class to play so far though.

[thick coyote]

When in doubt

All of them

[royal tide]

Oh it'll definitely be all of them at some point. I'm having so much fun

[elder merlin]

[frail fable]

@glass plover enjoy your break, and thank you for the matches

[glass plover]

np!!! sorry for running into that demonhost lmfao

[frail fable]

I've done it before myself, its all good lol

If anything I'm sorry for going down so much

[elder stone]

We can kiss it’s okay my mom said so

Unless your mom doesn’t want us

[modest flume]

Very good

[silver mango]

Like this comment for free rashuns

[ember nimbus]

i just cant stop using the recon lasgun on veteran

its so addicting

[tired steeple]

I replaced my stomach I don't need to eat

am I the only one who finds the power maul boring on ogryn

it feels wayyy too slow

[ember nimbus]

paul is pretty bad sadly

[narrow finch]

I'm debating

Should I get Arbites for Darktide, or Rogue Trader (I have yet to get very far in Rogue Trader)

[marsh iris]

arbites

[ember nimbus]

yeah get arbites

[thick coyote]

It's yeah

Pretty slow

[narrow finch]

For which

RT or DT

[ember nimbus]

for the lex

duh

[thick coyote]

Can 1-3 tap everything though

[narrow finch]

For Rogue Trader or for Darktide though

Is what I am asking

[ember nimbus]

for the lex

obviously

[marsh iris]

lmao for me preferably darktid

[ember nimbus]

||i dont know which one youd rather play i dont know you||

[marsh iris]

but yeah you is you

why not both

[minor mulch]

So the arbites is a bit overtuned right?

[thick coyote]

Yesnt

[marsh iris]

kind of, me and my buddies performed better in arbs compared to other classes but maybe it just suited our playstyle

[minor mulch]

Is the playstyle "play the same but have a dog"?

[thick coyote]

And the dog is broken

[minor mulch]

Yeah thats mostly what im getting at

[thick coyote]

The good meaning of broken

[minor mulch]

The dog seems way overtuned

[ember nimbus]

even without dog arbie has crazy stagger

and alright armor dmg

boss dmg is a bit lacking but you can build for that

[fiery wave]

If you want a class for casuals, Arby basically fits.

[minor mulch]

As long as the meta doesnt become "play 4 arby"

[thick coyote]

Not happening most likely

[native lily]

this is finna be controversial but the shotgun might have too much ammo tbh as well, or maybe im just good with conserving it but that seems unlikely considering my skill

[thick coyote]

Still outperformed by Ogryn and Psyker

Outfinessed/Outdodge by Zealot

[fiery wave]

Uber tanky, has dog that is better than some players I have seen, good at stagger. Only thing better is oggy, but he also eats more shots.

And relies on a certain keystone if you need dog to undog you.

[native lily]

I love it when the dog kills more specials than a sniping vet

[supple thorn]

Ogryns are best.

[fiery wave]

Because pubs are usually bad at nets and dogs.

[native lily]

is anyone else having connection issues or is it my shitass wifi?

[fiery wave]

Having one less issue is a godsend especially at 300 ping.

[thick coyote]

And most of Arby's buffs are conditional

[native lily]

i hunt nets like theyre meant to hunt me i HATE those things

[thick coyote]

Can easily meet those conditions though

[tawny grail]

stagger stagger stagger stagger stagger

[thick coyote]

But I honestly feel like it lacks burst damage

[native lily]

i mean stagger is practically unconditional after a point

[frail fable]

Just you, went 4 ish damnation runs and had no issues besides overwhelming circumstances

[thick coyote]

And one of the sayings we have is that Death is the best crowd control

[fiery wave]

It's like 400% oggy damage from playing lvl.

[supple thorn]

Good las shot can end most anything.

[thick coyote]

So I have my doubts about Arbys

Can't deny they are strong though

[fiery wave]

Play at higher ping and not even walls save you.

[kindred wraith]

Why kill 3 specials when you can CC 20

[native lily]

yeah their chicken sandwiches are mid

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

Psyker killing 20 specials

[delicate vapor]

[native lily]

im playing at 600 rn (it kicked me)

whats a good network tester?

[fiery wave]

Just google it.

[kindred wraith]

Hey as a the CC machine I make it easy for my dps!

[tawny grail]

lmao why even respond

[native lily]

cuz

[thick coyote]

Arby's when they have to chew on sugar cane while whistling and riding a bike just to get 15% damage, 300 toughness and bajillion damage to doggy

[fiery wave]

Though I do it on purpose since I play graveyard hours for SEA.

[fiery wave]

Because Google has one.

[tawny grail]

speedtest.net is pretty common if you just want to test max throughput

[fiery wave]

You google it and you get a tester.

[tawny grail]

https://www.waveform.com/tools/bufferbloat has been popping up more lately as well

After testing it just now Google's is shit

So I now actively don't recommend that one lol

[fiery wave]

I would assume depends on where the server is.

[tawny grail]

0 options, too short to achieve max throughput resulting in bogus numbers

Anyway

[jovial pine]

glorp

[jovial pine]

[elder stone]

elios glaze

[main zephyr]

Auric mortris trials are crazy

5 chaos spawns and 2 beasts of nurgle on wave 11

All at once to

[elder stone]

It’s okay

Could be harder

[fiery wave]

8 bosses on wave 12 btw.

[main zephyr]

Oof

[fiery wave]

Guaranteed.

I hope someone has voltaic instagib.

[elder stone]

I like auric trials

[maiden pike]

When I make a new class, it seems to put it at the top of character select, is there a way to make it be at the bottom?

[tawny grail]

It put my arbitrator right in the middle with 2 other characters on either side

No

[supple thorn]

Think is just stuck that way.

[tawny grail]

Curiously though when I originally made those characters they were listed in order of creation

I wonder when that changed

[fiery wave]

Fixed order, I think

From memory, mine is vet, zel, arby, psyker, oggy

[tawny grail]

Mine is vet ogryn [arbitrator] psyker zealot

[elder merlin]

What we talkin about?

[dusty moth]

For a quiz am I a doggirl or catgirl (as a man)

[elder merlin]

Character order?

[supple thorn]

Both

[fiery wave]

Dog boys and cat boys exist.

[elder merlin]

Mine is Psyker, Arbite, Vet, Zealot and then Ogryn

[frail fable]

[dusty moth]

Yes but it does specify girl regardless of gender so to be fair

[elder merlin]

Trans?

[restive walrus]

no your a fucking LEECH

YOU FUCK

https://tenor.com/jKRMw1J473n.gif

oh wow embed fial

im the leech

sorry everyone

[elder merlin]

Wiggy lichi

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Elios

[silver mango]

You're a man

[modest flume]

NOW YOU'RE A MAN

A MAN-Y MANLY MAWNY MAN

[dusty moth]

Indeed

[supple thorn]

To what does this question pertain to?

[silver mango]

Felinid

[fading edge]

Stitch on crack?

[dusty moth]

Maybe

[jovial pine]

dogs > cats
cat girls > dog girls

I dont make the rules

[fiery wave]

Why are you doing quizzes for girls?

[supple thorn]

Bordom

[modest flume]

But foxgirls

[frail fable]

[silver mango]

Me: picks the autopistol and the knife for a fast, horde clearing build
Me: gets queued into the karnek twins

I'm fucked ain't I

[supple thorn]

Naa

[gilded socket]

Hey i dont know where or who to contact but i had -10,800 aquilas and i bought a 20 dollar pack of aquilas and the number went down, I thought it was a visual glitch but it actually is in the negatives

[marsh iris]

buff chaos

heretics too weak

[silver mango]

Hallowette tax

[supple thorn]

Tech support honestly

[gilded socket]

Ok

[silver mango]

Tech su🅱️🅱️ort

[fiery wave]

True.

[silver mango]

I levelled up all my melee weapons to 20

All that's left is the plasma gun, the braced autogun and the helbore

[fiery wave]

That's cat software, dog hardware.

[silver mango]

Which, predictably, is my least fav weapons

[nocturne bloom]

Screenshot, relog. Relog fixes 99.9% of this games bugs

[supple thorn]

Best of both?

[jovial pine]

Basically just a dog cat girl

[silver mango]

They also piss everywhere

[fiery wave]

Uhh, the animal. But we talking foxgirl.

[marsh iris]

i actually removed dog

[fiery wave]

They extra horni, yes.

[silver mango]

Who's to say they don't piss everywhere

[elder stone]

Bad

[gilded socket]

Whats relog?

[nocturne bloom]

Close the game reopen

[fiery wave]

Your taste is weird.

[marsh iris]

too bad

[supple thorn]

True, hate that shit.

[gilded socket]

Its been for a while

I thought it was a visual error but it’s literally negative currency

[fiery wave]

Then talk to support. It might be old issues.

[gilded socket]

Im gonna make a forum post

[nocturne bloom]

And you outright cant buy anything with it?

[silver mango]

I'm merely stating the possibility, emperor damnit

[gilded socket]

Yes, it says i need to buy more aquilas

[jovial pine]

bro is in debt to fatshark

[nocturne bloom]

Then yes, directly contact fatsharks support

[gilded socket]

Ok

[fiery wave]

Sounds like someone who charged back and then the acct was set in negatives till repaid, not sure why not banned if so. Thus best to talk to support on it.

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only have it happen once and a relog fixed it

[hard star]

Would Hatsune Miku be classified as Abominable Intelligence in Warhammer?

[silver mango]

No

She's not an AI, she's a soundboard

[nocturne bloom]

A voice pack actually

Someone voiced every word for a long time

[supple thorn]

Tech adepts love her.

[silver mango]

Either way she's mechanicus-kosher

[nocturne bloom]

Then its what it is now

[clear sapphire]

Is there a list of cosmetics which change the voice (aside from muffling) per class?

[elder stone]

Shhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Thats why og miku sounded incredibly inconsistent

[hard star]

I want off-brand power armor for the arbites......

[frail fable]

[marsh iris]

[hard star]

I want armor that makes me look like a off-brand space-marine

[elder stone]

Paul Blart uniform

[trail isle]

Loosh

ily

[gilded socket]

I did kinda use my father’s card without permission

A while ago

[nocturne bloom]

That might be it then

[fiery wave]

This explains everything.

[marsh iris]

i love my dog so i keep it at home safe

[fiery wave]

He charged back. So now you need to pay back everything.

[supple thorn]

[elder stone]

ilyt

[trail isle]

i do more

[elder stone]

🧢

[main zephyr]

Wait a minute

[gilded socket]

Deadass?

[main zephyr]

Can round 12 of auric Mortis spawn all demon host for all 8

[nocturne bloom]

Likely

[fiery wave]

You are lucky the acct wasn't banned for it since companies have fees to pay on chargebacks.

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[gilded socket]

Well imma still see about getting official feedback

[supple thorn]

Might want to get to fixin' that mate

[elder stone]

imma tuoch yuo ❤️

[nocturne bloom]

I would, even so it wouldnt make sense for them to double deduct

[jovial pine]

bruh you bought 10k aquilas with stolen money??

[elder stone]

Crazy

[gilded socket]

Yeaaaahhh

Fuuhhh

[elder stone]

I’d get beat the shit out and deported if I did that

[nocturne bloom]

Real

[elder stone]

How much is 10k aquilas exactly?

[tawny grail]

40 USD or so I think?

[gilded socket]

Like 40ish

[tawny grail]

Nothing too crazy

[somber stream]

Got Fatshort customer support mail at 3AM

"Dear player, you didn't get your beta helm because you participated in the closed beta, not pre-order beta. Which is a beta but isn't, so there's that. Have a good day or smt lmao"

[elder stone]

Still kinda crazy

[elder stone]

Show up in a bombvest

[fiery wave]

Pay for hat.

[elder stone]

(Joke)

[tawny grail]

I mean, learning not to steal money from your parents is probably a good lesson to learn
I stole cash for the arcade lol

[somber stream]

I wanted the helm to larp as Spetnaz..

[elder stone]

I stole 2 gummy bears and some BITCH chewed me out until I put them back

[marsh iris]

pre-order ✊ 😔

[nocturne bloom]

If i stole anything from my dad id be outside mowing the lawn with toenail clippers, literally

[supple thorn]

Lame

[tawny grail]

The nerve of some people, telling you not to steal

[somber stream]

I also didn't get the outfit they gave out to players before a certain period as well

[nocturne bloom]

Well i never said not to

[gilded socket]

Oh i learned

[fiery wave]

And at least he still has access to the acct. Ppl have been banned for chargebacks before.

[elder stone]

Licht I think you gotta pack it up hb

It’s jover 💔

[somber stream]

It's so joever

[trail isle]

Karien can u ula react loosh pls

[frail fable]

[somber stream]

Bombing Sweden tomorrow

[trail isle]

Ty Kari

[gilded socket]

Fingers crossed a reply

[somber stream]

A reply

Anyway back to bed, thnaks fat fish

[elder stone]

Goodnight son

[fiery wave]

Rest well.

[simple drum]

So hows everyone liking the arbites

[elder stone]

It’s beautiful…❤️

[nocturne bloom]

Doggy yippie

[elder stone]

Arbiter peak

[supple thorn]

Hadn't played it yet.

[jovial pine]

barktide

[tawny grail]

A little overpopulated but a really fun class
Big thumbs up for the update
Send more hotfixes

[thick coyote]

50/50

[fiery wave]

Good for 300 ping gaming. My teammates and trappers are more dangerous than anything else.

[simple drum]

Hm

I think its time i buy it

[elder stone]

With tongue…👅👅

[simple drum]

But i justtt made my pskyer

[trail isle]

Wahhhhh

[simple drum]

I was kinda feeling the mental abilities

[trail isle]

Sis what are u going on about

[simple drum]

And the skill tree looks sick

[trail isle]

Ty Kari once more

[elder stone]

Hi hello

[jovial pine]

this chat is getting.....non-darktidey

[elder stone]

Darktide

[trail isle]

The chat is never darktide related

[simple drum]

Im gonna darken your tide

[trail isle]

Like four days ago it was just 3 people playing clash Royale

In darktide discord

[elder stone]

Okay my guy

[trail isle]

With texting

[gilded socket]

Roleplaying clash

[trail isle]

Larping clash Royale

[elder stone]

MEGAKNIGHT BRIDGE🗣️🗣️🗣️

[jovial pine]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[simple drum]

[trail isle]

Rocket Defence🗣️

[fiery wave]

Other games have happened. As long it's not flaming, explict XXX or other stuff best not said, is usually fine.

[elder stone]

Pekka 🗣️🗣️

[nocturne bloom]

No xxx?

Cringe

[trail isle]

Explicit Twitter?

[simple drum]

[nocturne bloom]

[supple thorn]

No.

[trail isle]

damn

[thick fog]

[simple drum]

Lets talk about servitor body parts

[nocturne bloom]

Server fell off with that

[thick fog]

Lets talk about Hadron

You know you want it

[simple drum]

Lets talk about Nurgle blisters

[elder stone]

Hadrussy

[trail isle]

Ngl I wasn’t a big fan of the sex scene in space marine two tbh

I felt like that was a bit unnecessary

[simple drum]

Theres a what in the what now

[jovial pine]

[simple drum]

I know it wasnt in the second game

[elder stone]

Did nothing for the story

[trail isle]

Yeah fr

[elder stone]

And it was just two random marines

[simple drum]

The only scenes i seen were eviseration

[jovial pine]

gay space marine 2 sex scene??

[simple drum]

No

No

[fiery wave]

I need an auto react with stare now.

[elder stone]

Yeah you didn’t know?

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

It’s a secret event

[trail isle]

Featuring Gulliman and uh Slannesh

[jovial pine]

I always knew sm2 was woke

[simple drum]

[trail isle]

I fuckin love that image calling space marine woke

[marsh iris]

brother im sieging

[trail isle]

Features DUI cast something like that lol

[elder stone]

As in Tom Clancy siege?

[marsh iris]

i dont play that game

[trail isle]

Tom clancy is no longer rainbow six

[elder stone]

💔

[trail isle]

he is now X

[elder stone]

They put Clancy into a cryo chamber

They hold him at Ubisoft HQ

[supple thorn]

Thus begins the decent into insanity. Where's my liquor?

[nocturne bloom]

I bought plum wine today, its pretty good

[jovial pine]

I wonder if they'll ever make a real r6 game again or if it'll just be siege derivatives until the universe ends

[round mica]

HAHA!! great joke fellow lex followers!! who knew you oculd be so funny!!!

[thorny cave]

They black mirror him into creating video game concepts but the tech is jank so he only gives them half of a good idea that ubi still fucks up

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

Modern Ubisoft would never

[trail isle]

DORO

[marsh iris]

gone

[trail isle]

i love doro think

[delicate vapor]

[supple thorn]

Nooooooooo!!!

[elder stone]

Right in front of me…💔💔

[jovial pine]

didn't you get banned or something

it is a generic name so I guess you could be a new doppio

[thorny cave]

King crimson brought him back probably

[trail isle]

U are still my pook

[fiery wave]

I don't care about the lex. It just causes unfair suffering for commoners while the karks upstairs get away with it.

[jovial pine]

[marsh iris]

the lex is complex

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

you just wait till grendly hears about this

[fiery wave]

Could be temp ban.

[supple thorn]

Don't bother with it. Just drink, like me.

[elder stone]

Yay

[fiery wave]

But karkers with wealth and power get away with it.

[elder merlin]

That chin gotta be raw by now

[silver falcon]

yo dude, this Tide seems a little.......Dark

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

What if, instead of darktide, it was called sextide, and the tide wouldnt be dark, but instead a tide, of sex

[elder merlin]

Gato

[delicate vapor]

indeed

[silver falcon]

Chicagotide

[elder merlin]

Ban 'em @inner nimbus

[trail isle]

Sounds slaneshy

[supple thorn]

It's why you make things suddenly relocate.

[elder merlin]

Slaanesh heretic spotted

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

Probably give Nategore a little laugh

[fiery wave]

You mean someone going missing.

[delicate vapor]

[supple thorn]

That or just obtain a crate of expensive alcohol.

[elder merlin]

I cant stop listening to that one song from the kpop demon hunters movie

Its pretty good

[nocturne bloom]

People sleeping on plum wine, mixed it with cherry ice cream today

[elder merlin]

Sounds tasty

[fiery wave]

Eh, maybe. Could trade some. After all, there is an excess of it, yes?

[vestal mantle]

Weird... My ps5 hard crashed

Only with darktide tho

[elder merlin]

First time?

[fiery wave]

What happened?

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[supple thorn]

Depends. Tend to just drink it all.

[delicate vapor]

[vestal mantle]

Im not too certain. Was doing a mission so I could level a zealot on metalfab

[nocturne bloom]

Yea but what kind of "expensive" alcohol, good lot of it is dookie

[modest flume]

More than one tide

[vestal mantle]

Game kinda got all weird like I went out of bounds but not, then it froze

[fiery wave]

Ah. Not quite my thing to enjoy though.

[supple thorn]

Been playing on it for a while today?

[vestal mantle]

Nope... First mission

And ps5 is powered off when not in use

[nocturne bloom]

Had it happen on xbox a long time ago and it ended up being a connection issue

[supple thorn]

To each is their own. May trade for some creds later.

[jovial pine]

alcohol tastes like alcohol/poison

[vestal mantle]

I mean I guess but i can helldive and empruh in sm2 with no issues

[nocturne bloom]

You gotta find what you like

[vestal mantle]

Alcohol tastes like alcohol? I thought it tastes like chicken

[fiery wave]

I suppose. I have my sources after all if you'd like more. ||RPing, right?||

[supple thorn]

Some have a burn, others are fruity.

[trail isle]

Alcohols yummy

[jovial pine]

I liked kahlua and then I drank too much kahlua and I've never liked alcohol ev3r again

[trail isle]

KAHLUA HELLL YEAHHHHH

love that shit

I need a bottle of it

[supple thorn]

Color me interested. Yeah, a little. Actually drinking and bored.

[nocturne bloom]

Isn't Kahlua alcoholic coffee?

[supple thorn]

That in some strong coffee is great.

[vestal mantle]

Im partial to mixing... My main drink is one shot spiced rum, one teaspoon lime juice, and ginger ale

[nocturne bloom]

Iirc?

[jovial pine]

tastes like it

[vestal mantle]

They also do alcoholic chocolate milk

[supple thorn]

Kinda like Baileys.

[nocturne bloom]

I tend to mix my own coffee, ill have to try it though

[fiery wave]

Don't mention about it and you can have it. Pushes over a crate. ||Real me would KO myself quick with alcohol heh. I can get "drunk" on fermented fruits already.||

[supple thorn]

Lol, everyone has their limits. Mine is until the liver kicks.

[vestal mantle]

My limit is 9

[fiery wave]

@nocturne bloom ||Roleplaying. What else. ||

[jovial pine]

one of my Chinese friends gets super red when he drinks. idk what it means or how common that is but yep

[vestal mantle]

Because then nap

[supple thorn]

Beers? Shots?

[vestal mantle]

Its very common for Asia

[vestal mantle]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

No plum wine for you then

[fiery wave]

||Ears first. Heh.||

[supple thorn]

Fair mate.

[vestal mantle]

Theres a term for it I think

[nocturne bloom]

9 shots of bourbon whiskey coming up then

[fiery wave]

True. For me, maybe a taste at best. Never was great at drinking.

[vestal mantle]

Tomm not today... I have an early day and as a meat cutter I dont wanna get nauseous cutting meat on a bandsaw

[restive walrus]

yes you doooooooooooooo

[marsh notch]

thank you game

[supple thorn]

Everyone has their limits, that I've seen.

[marsh notch]

for 10 tox bombers in a row

covering the entire map

[vestal mantle]

If i do... The vomit goes on your ribs

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure you'd sleep through tomorrow with that many shots of it but alas

[restive walrus]

superman sniffing gas meme

[delicate vapor]

[marsh notch]

we lost

holery shitery

[supple thorn]

Darktide.

[marsh notch]

tf are u suposed to do when

you cant evne see them?

[thick coyote]

Hunt them down

[jovial pine]

undark the tide

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[marsh notch]

how?

they arent reachable

nor visible

[elder stone]

Brighttide

[jovial pine]

hide and they'll come to you idk

[marsh notch]

sure the arby can see theoutline (at least i assume the oens on my time)

[thick coyote]

That's why you hunt them down

[marsh notch]

it was nurgle tee

[nocturne bloom]

What if, instead of darktide..

[marsh notch]

nurgle tree

[thick coyote]

If you're inside the gas, outlines are disabled

[elder stone]

Freaktide

[marsh notch]

they were on the balcony by the healing station before the tree

[thick coyote]

Doubt Arby's would have wall hacks on them

[elder stone]

And it’s a tide of freaks

[marsh notch]

[nocturne bloom]

Goontide

[marsh notch]

i hae made many darktide smut pieces

so this checks out

[vestal mantle]

I have not woken up past 6 am in 12 years... Not starting now

[nocturne bloom]

Of course you have

[marsh notch]

[marsh notch]

real

[fiery wave]

You would wonder though, considering everything. But I guess it's just not me. ||I mean, excess doesn't mean for all, right? So just tastes, heh.||

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Who didn't

[jovial pine]

phage tree is kinda annoying as hell but as long as you have a dude out in the front lines taking care of the balcony, the fences they jump over, and a bit of everything else, it should be OK

[marsh notch]

they wer on the healing station

before the dropdown

[jovial pine]

I usually just play around the fences and shoot at or distract the balcony

[marsh notch]

it wasnt taht easy acess

[delicate vapor]

Meow

[thick coyote]

Well if you say so

[vestal mantle]

I respect those drinkers that know their limits... Ive played games with drunkies that forget what they are doing and what they did do

[vestal mantle]

Its not fun

[thick coyote]

Try to take cover on the left side

Break line out of sight

[marsh notch]

i think we could ahve played better

yeah

[trail isle]

Cayt

[marsh notch]

but its still annoying as shite

i hate the fucking pox naders

[trail isle]

Ula

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Pog naders???

[supple thorn]

Not for everyone. Some, it relaxes, some it hurts and others escape with it.

[vestal mantle]

Well... I finished eating my buldak

Time for dessert buldak

[trail isle]

Ganyu speen

[nocturne bloom]

With 9 shots

[spice estuary]

Anyone else experienced issues downloading latest update? I've restarted steam and my pc now but the update in steam has intermittent intervals of about 250/kbs network activity every 3 seconds, but never actually starts. Anyone know any possible fixes?

[supple thorn]

To start

[supple thorn]

Maybe restart your modem or router. Streaming anything?

[jovial pine]

chats being restarted just uh give it a sec

[modest flume]

Best of both worlds

[jovial pine]

bunny girls are close contenders for cutest non-furry animal themed girl

[fiery wave]

It may be sweet at times, but it leaves an unpleasant aftertaste after. The burn as well... but I suppose it does help with not thinking about this horrible world, yeah?

[nocturne bloom]

Lamia or bust

[round mica]

Tech marine confirmed for sm2

[spice estuary]

unfortunately don't have access to my own router as I live in an apartment complex. But nope, not streaming anything and my network speed is fine according to test

[trail isle]

Actual?

[round mica]

And we're getting a second year of content

[nocturne bloom]

I mean, do you like sweet alcohol?

[tired steeple]

Power axe is getting added

[jovial pine]

something about reptillian skin seems less alluring

[trail isle]

I can play my Loyalist alpha marine tech marine sick

[elder stone]

Today I started a new diet! I ate 5,246,283,304 cookies and 60 cans of Dr Pepper!

[tired steeple]

I don’t like how long it takes for sabre to add content that feels unfinished

[fiery wave]

||Yes, but if it burns too much after... HISS.||

[nocturne bloom]

You underestimate the utility of a tail

[supple thorn]

Damn, okay. I'm not a tech guys, was just giving suggestions.

[tired steeple]

Like say what you want about darktide

[jovial pine]

[nocturne bloom]

Genuinely try plum wine

[tired steeple]

But oh my god sm2 pisses in a cup and says “here’s your content”

[nocturne bloom]

Itd be perfect for you

[supple thorn]

Depends.

[fiery wave]

||Umeshu?||

[spice estuary]

Yeah, was just hoping maybe it was something others had experienced and knew what was up

[trail isle]

Tbf most of the dev team is probably on sm3 now

[round mica]

Rtds might be the way to go if spirits are too stronk

[nocturne bloom]

Brands you can experiment with, start cheaper, work your way up

[spice estuary]

Huh, and now the update is magically working

[jovial pine]

idk make sure it's downloading to the right drive. mine downloaded to the wrong drive and was super slow as a result.

funnily enough I don't think you can fix this issue though. Just gotta deal with it. use windows resource monitor to see what your files are doing

[nocturne bloom]

There are $20 bottles i like

[delicate vapor]

Story likely

[fiery wave]

||Bit too strong, tbh. Too ex nowadays.||

[nocturne bloom]

Its like 13% its not bad

[trail isle]

Busy retconing the sex scene from sm2 probably

[fiery wave]

||No. I have had Umeshu before when my aunt was still around.||

[spice estuary]

it just magically started working all of a sudden. I hate computers sometimes. I like for things to have reasons they do or don't happen. And computers do not follow those rules

[jovial pine]

I just buy vodka, plug my nose, chug it for like 7 gulps, then drink cold soda.

sane. reasonable.

but it works. I'd probably throw up if I took 7 shots over time

[elder stone]

Can we rewatch that sometime

[supple thorn]

Sour Apple Saki, great taste no burn.

[elder stone]

I need to analyze it more

[round mica]

There's this brand of drinks called hyon kitsus they really nice taste like jappanese high balls

[nocturne bloom]

Japanese plum wine specifically has a sweeter taste due to how they ferment the wine, id strongly recommend it to you

[fiery wave]

||Sour??? Hiss.||

[round mica]

It's vodka and soda water w natural flavoring

[trail isle]

No I’m busy grinding as the shittest custodian (bulwark with gold armor)

[nocturne bloom]

You can also mix plum wine with ice cream, its really sweet

[elder stone]

Okay….

[supple thorn]

More sweet.

[trail isle]

Byrd❤️

[strange path]

Funny that the last time I was talking in here it was about alcohol and we’re talking about it again

More beer time

[round mica]

Alchamahol is good

[jovial pine]

we are a good influence

[delicate vapor]

[jovial pine]

[fiery wave]

||Milk and alcohol... Are you trying to kill me somehow?||

[nocturne bloom]

Hey you said sweet

[round mica]

Have you heard of bailey's?

[nocturne bloom]

Idk if they have it over where they are

[round mica]

Coffee alchohol w Irish whiskey

[strange path]

So good in coffee

[supple thorn]

Great stuff.

[fiery wave]

||To be fair, I hate sour. I only eat mandarins known to be sweet and avoid normal oranges like the plague.||

[vestal mantle]

Dessert buldak is cooking

[nocturne bloom]

I used to drink the bottles of it when I was younger though lol

[vestal mantle]

I got the black label one

[modest flume]

First they nerf the bald, and now they nerf that? smh my head, this franchise has gone down the shitter

[fiery wave]

||Yeah. Had their Irish cream before. Got KO'd by like a shot glass.||

[vestal mantle]

They make coffee creamer

[trail isle]

Your not a true 40k fan unless you hate GW as the saying goes

[supple thorn]

That bad eh?

[round mica]

Damnnn now I feel like a beer

[supple thorn]

Some would call that light weight.

[fiery wave]

||Yep. I don't even get drunk, straight to bed.||

[elder stone]

Burn down GW HQ

[nocturne bloom]

Fixing a glass of that wine now

[modest flume]

"Do ya know you used to be bald? You did!"

"They added hair for diversity.."

"They did it to ruin battlefield 40k."

IYKYK

[vestal mantle]

No beer but I got corpsestarch and a poorly fermented amasec

[gilded socket]

Might just take what i owe on the chin and be grateful im not banned

[trail isle]

Chairon should’ve been a salamander smh

[round mica]

I mean I wouldn't mind trying amasec

[nocturne bloom]

They bite you off?

[gilded socket]

Nothing official yet

[delicate vapor]

I’ve discovered a photo that can be used with bad context…

[elder stone]

Guys I purchased that one card game they play in Star Wars

I can play space poker

[supple thorn]

Amasec? Now you're speaking my language mate.

[nocturne bloom]

I volunteer

[nocturne bloom]

Ah

[delicate vapor]

No

[vestal mantle]

I think amasec is basically just random alcohol

[fiery wave]

||I know. I'm not great with it. Like, small amounts no effect, a little too much and Zzz.||

[gilded socket]

Yea

[nocturne bloom]

Ok cat boy

[modest flume]

Oh what's it called.. Sabacc? Either way, congrats

[round mica]

I used to be lightweight as heck but now I don't really get drunk I toe the tipsy line

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf I maybe only do like a shot or two every other day to destress

[modest flume]

So, a meme

[supple thorn]

Well don't go pushing it then. Plus side, you get to see others get fucked up.

[elder stone]

Yeah that’s the one sabacc

[round mica]

If I drank fast tho will deffs be wasted

[supple thorn]

Whatever works.

[nocturne bloom]

Id just wait on what the actual support people say and not word of mouth

[vestal mantle]

Pazaak?

[fiery wave]

||But to be fair, is nice, but then the BURN.||

[nocturne bloom]

What i bought doesnt burn

[fiery wave]

||Unless I get KO'd first.||

[nocturne bloom]

Its just 13%

[strange path]

I once got so drunk I called the cops on myself and now I try to never get more than buzzed

[rough hawk]

i named my arbites paulblartmallcop

[modest flume]

I saw a female version of that

[round mica]

I used to be on xanax and I'd drink and black the heck out

[modest flume]

Paula-Blartius, something like that

[supple thorn]

True I guess. Least you know your limit.

[vestal mantle]

My Arbites has the best name

[fiery wave]

||You do realise my ears go red from fermented mandarins, right?||

[vestal mantle]

Greg

[modest flume]

I'm EustaceBagge

I need a Muriel to complete it

[vestal mantle]

Like you could get arrested by Robocop

[rough hawk]

officer greg?

[vestal mantle]

But you will get wrecked by greg

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Ehhhh one shot will be fineeeee. A lot of people only take one anyways

[strange path]

I had like 4 IPAS that night and I’m pretty sure I accidentally triggered my emergency services with my ass

[fiery wave]

||I mean, you would if you pass out multiple times from over 28% stuff.||

[modest flume]

What? An armor platoon approaching?

[rough hawk]

do you have a veteran named district 8 hospital helper?

[modest flume]

THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING ME MALLET

[delicate vapor]

No..

[lethal hornet]

I keep forgetting, whats Auric Maelstrom comparison to Havoc

[nocturne bloom]

I know what you are

[vestal mantle]

No... My veteran's name is Ted

[fiery wave]

||I don't throw them away unless mouldy.||

[delicate vapor]

It’s a warhammer image with no text to it

[gilded socket]

Oh yeah im waiting for official feedback

[elder merlin]

3 tallboi whiteclaws and im blitzed, i cant do anymore than that on account of what happened the last time i went past 3

[supple thorn]

You could say I'm in the functioning alcohol level then.

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

I know, im just saying not to get too worked up over what people say

[narrow ledge]

anyway go play Lunacid its on sale

[strange path]

3 is where you stop; Like I just mentioned I had 4 IPAS and called the cops on myself

4 is unlucky

[delicate vapor]

[strange path]

Evil number

[supple thorn]

Wouldn't know, can't see em.

[round mica]

I used to be able to go halves on a 1l bottle of spirits w a mate and we'd drink that over the Day but it's too hard on my tummy now

[vestal mantle]

Well... I ate my dessert buldak... Im gonna relax with some rogue trader

[jovial pine]

i should get alcohol cuz being drunk is epic and my ideal personality

[vestal mantle]

I made it past Act 1

[jovial pine]

drinking is totally cool kids

[strange path]

I agree

[fiery wave]

||Maybe, also maybe trying to seperate RP and OoC is getting annoying lul. Maybe I should go back to just merging both.||

[strange path]

Everyone have more than 4 beers tonight

[elder merlin]

Well the first and last time i went past 3, i blacked out and was choking one of my friends, another friend had to pull me off him and i "woke up"

[gilded socket]

Yea some guy was like “exterminatus to your city” lol

[supple thorn]

Best kind

[fiery wave]

Yeah, well, I'm not having any now, am I?

[elder merlin]

Now i dont know if thats my default state when blacked out or if it was because me and that buddy and another had been kind of rough housing prior

[nocturne bloom]

Id keep the story from the public yea...

[vestal mantle]

Tbf tallboys count as 2 generally

And i think the alcoholic seltzers have more alc%

[delicate vapor]

got the worse cramp

[nocturne bloom]

Im yet to get cocked, I just like a casual drink

[vestal mantle]

So, its possible your 3 cans is equal to 8 shots

[round mica]

The only problem w drinking iv noticed is ill crave it when like I know nows not the time

[supple thorn]

shrugs maybe, maybe not.

[strange path]

Drunken fights are insane man, I’d like to think it was due to the heightened emotional state/lack of inhibitions at the time; If you’re normally not an aggressive person I’d say there’s nothing to really worry about

[gilded socket]

Not like i care about the reaction, I’ve never had that happen before so im mostly intrigued on what can be done

[modest flume]

I don't need to drink for that

[strange path]

My brother is a complete wimp but when he got drunk his roommate and him argued so badly he also choked him out

Many such cases

[nocturne bloom]

If they won't fix it money will have to

[round mica]

Or your roommate can't handle his grog

[elder merlin]

Im fine when blitzed, a bit emotional, but dats about it

[gilded socket]

Im considering the next time i drop money on a game to buy more so that i can fix the debt

[supple thorn]

Liquid courage.

[round mica]

When I'm tipsy or drunk I'm happy I don't get people thar get all mad and angry like WHy you keep drinking for