general-chat

[surreal escarp]

it is what it is

[wise tapir]

i would use my extra mouse buttons if you have them

[delicate vapor]

[surreal escarp]

i got 2, but small hands bro

[silver sky]

for the special action i put mine on v

[surreal escarp]

185 cm but small T rex hands

https://tenor.com/view/dave-zulueta-dave-dave-ot-ot-dinosaurio-gif-15465319

[somber stream]

Bro is a velociraptor

[surreal escarp]

^

[daring panther]

Use dodge and jump on different keybinds.

[wise tapir]

omg ark reference

[surreal escarp]

hmm dodge maybe on alt

[stoic mirage]

^ this one especially

its a game changer

[surreal escarp]

or mouse up

[stoic mirage]

so u dont accidently do one or the other

[amber delta]

I kept dodge on space and changed jump to alt

[daring panther]

Jump is infinite use; dodge has a limit count.

[surreal escarp]

i wish i could remove keybinds also, instead i have to assign them to some dogshit key

keyboard with no numpad so gg

[stoic mirage]

my jump is c

[somber stream]

[stoic mirage]

dodge is spacebar

[amber delta]

you will be dodging a lot so its good to have it close

[surreal escarp]

i'll put dodge on space and jump on c

hand rests on space almost always

mine atleast

while jump i'll prob use very sparingly

[stoic mirage]

this fixxed it for me. thanks a ton!

[marsh iris]

dodge is spacebar, alt is climb/jump

[somber stream]

Why

[marsh iris]

i dont often need to jump

[dry pebble]

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only jumping when you needed to dodge

[somber stream]

Should've been roll

[stoic mirage]

my shift is slide and my run is caps

[marsh iris]

roll controll

[stoic mirage]

pretty sure its the opposite at the start

[marsh iris]

cont-roll

[somber stream]

Gib I-frame when roll

[marsh iris]

monster hunter dive

[somber stream]

I see you are Maiden-less

[stoic mirage]

brunts armory glitched?

nvm jsut slow

[dry pebble]

average darktide loading times

[surreal escarp]

activate blitz - mouse down
activate ability - mouse up
tag - `
jump - C
dodge - SPACE

what do u think

[daring panther]

Are there side buttons for your mouse?

[surreal escarp]

yeah but small hand bro

[somber stream]

smol

[daring panther]

oof

[surreal escarp]

one of my side buttons is activate weapon special

[scenic lodge]

Femboy gamer?

[surreal escarp]

nah

[somber stream]

Get smol mouse?

[wise tapir]

geniunely is cranial grounding even any good on the relic blade

[scenic lodge]

[surreal escarp]

Balkan 185 cm 106 KG but small feet and hands

[scenic lodge]

Shame

[somber stream]

Jaysus

[surreal escarp]

gift from my Macedonian side of genetics

unlucky

they were very small

[scenic lodge]

How you tall and have small hands

[surreal escarp]

Macedonian side of family

[dry pebble]

idk it might be a giant mouse you have because if you cant reach the side buttons there is something wrong

[scenic lodge]

Macaroni family,

[surreal escarp]

i can but lets say that my fingers dont exactly rest on them

same way i dont use 5 as keybinds ever

i can reach it

but i do need to put some minimal effort in

[dry pebble]

i see, thats wild

[surreal escarp]

ex MMO player degeneracy

everything has to efficient

and reachable instantly

[dry pebble]

lmao get the macros for him boys

[delicate vapor]

where

[surreal escarp]

^

[scenic lodge]

False alarm 😔

[surreal escarp]

in Slovenia

[somber stream]

I'd say mods but those are annoying af for others

He asked for a femboy bor

[surreal escarp]

u want femboys, u visit Slovenia

yes i know

[somber stream]

DON'T JUST DOX YOURSELF LIKE THAT

[daring panther]

I have concern about the blitz and activate ability keybinds given how easy the scroll wheel can move around. And missions do become chaotic at higher levels like Auric difficulty.

[surreal escarp]

bro i am from Montenegro not Slovenia

thats why i say Slovenia

[surreal escarp]

from previous exp i saw that my knife goes out twice sometimes when on scroll

[dry pebble]

never NEVER get the country of a balkan wrong

[surreal escarp]

better would be key press i think

for blitz

maybe M4

[daring panther]

Yes, Mouse 4 and 5 preferably

[surreal escarp]

but thumb needs to extend bro

[delicate vapor]

aw

[surreal escarp]

1-2 millimeters

[dry pebble]

i use alt attack and blitz on mouse 4 and 5, ping on ALT and Q/Numbers to change weapons

Dodge and jump are still on space

[surreal escarp]

maybe blitz on ` and ping on ALT

hmmm

[dry pebble]

ping on alt is really good

close to thumb

[surreal escarp]

good idea bro

hmmmm

nah blitz on ` for knife feels bad

[jovial pine]

dodge on alt and jump for space makes sense to me

jumping basically has to be on spacebar

or else ill spend my whole life relearning it

[dry pebble]

yeah its hard to unlearn years of jumping on space

[primal wigeon]

It's why I switched jump to alt tbh.

[surreal escarp]

nah fuck that, its too good for a key for me personally to waste it on space in a game where i rarely jump

thumb always on jump

[plain falcon]

That’s the problem with changing layouts. Muscle memory hurts to change and everything feels bad at first

[surreal escarp]

the key is too good for that

[primal wigeon]

You need to dodge more then you need to jump tbh.

[surreal escarp]

yeah

i need dodge on space

[somber stream]

Speaking of mouse, i remembered a mouse manifested by condensed autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UOHQEJtrfo

For smol and fast

[plain falcon]

Don’t sleep on vaulting over obstacles

[dry pebble]

its indeed but its an issue with long time FPS players lol

[surreal escarp]

oh well we all drop habits and pick them up at different paces i guess

[jovial pine]

alt aint too bad a button tbf

[surreal escarp]

its not

[dry pebble]

fucking adeptus mechanicus mechadendrite ass mouse

[surreal escarp]

but somehow it feels good for a static action

like ping or something idk

[somber stream]

Looks Xeno af

[dry pebble]

designed by hr geiger

Also, C is a good key to bind some things

[somber stream]

I might need to rebind my special attack

Side button isn't doing jack

[dry pebble]

i dont remember if crouch/slide is bound on C by default

Real?

Side button is my goat

[surreal escarp]

i out it on jump but i might change

put*

[somber stream]

Yeah, Logitech G pro superlight. Been... 6 years?

[dry pebble]

Dont sleep on sprint sliding in this game

real good to avoid shooters

[plain falcon]

It’s a core mechanic

[surreal escarp]

i wish i could slide cancel like in Warzone Verdansk

i put crouch on hol

hold*

and sprint also

[dry pebble]

damn that is a good shlef life

[surreal escarp]

i crave speed bro

[somber stream]

Best mouse i've ever had

[surreal escarp]

but cant animation cancel the slide

[dry pebble]

many new players barely use it

[jovial pine]

ive only had logitech mice for like 15 years

[nocturne bloom]

Happens, did it when i got my first pc

[dry pebble]

logitech mice are really expensive where i live

[nocturne bloom]

At work, woulda described it better otherwise, sorry

[plain falcon]

It’s sooo sad. It basically makes you invincible while closing gaps and getting stuck in the thick of it. Just like vaulting disrupts hordes.

[dry bay]

Steel series gang

M+Kb+headset

[somber stream]

Considering getting a Razor viper

[dry bay]

Never mind my headset falling apart

[ebon quartz]

Is anyone experiencing empty lobbies recently? Like you start a mission all alone and no one ever gets to join at all. Or you start one, somebody leaves and never gets replaced for the whole run?

[nocturne bloom]

Yea actually

[somber stream]

Server having a stroke rn

[modern bobcat]

Check your server region, Mission terminal bottom right > Terminal Options

[jovial pine]

i dislike mice that are symmetrical which is why I got a g502x instead of a g pro

but it looks like they made a "PRO X SUPERLIGHT 2 DEX" which is asymmetrical and therefore based

[west urchin]

at mission select, press E or whatever to check your region, after the patch I was on west coast

[nocturne bloom]

Nah its defo a thing

[modern bobcat]

some people have had their server region switched

[nocturne bloom]

Oh

Odd

[modern bobcat]

I didn't say it's not a thing.

[ebon quartz]

Rofl is that so?

[dry pebble]

yeees, many movement mechanics that are great to boost survivability are overlooked, makes me wish fatshark changed the loading screen phrases to actual gameplay tips

[modern bobcat]

Yes, check your server region.

[jovial pine]

if you join a maelstrom and that mission expires then no one can ever really join it

[somber stream]

Looks kinda cringe

But then again, i'm a symmetrical fanboy

[plain falcon]

That’s a brilliant idea

[jovial pine]

[west urchin]

yea, which does make sense geographically for me, but everyone plays east so it's always dead.

[nocturne bloom]

Not me using some cheap Chinese honeycomb mouse thats been beaten to hell and back

[jovial pine]

why wouldnt you want your mouse shaped like your hand

[ebon quartz]

Yeah, I know that, I've been here since the beginning, hehe. It's aurics, non-maelstroms.

[somber stream]

Balance

[jovial pine]

also why i didnt get the g903. it's also ambidextrous aka symmetrical

[dry pebble]

i had the same blue label regular mouse for 4 years and it lives on withou any issue

[amber delta]

g502 mentioned 🗣️ peak mouse

[dry pebble]

some PC peripherics get mad expensive for no real performance gain whatsoever

[surreal escarp]

zealot knife isnt hitscan ye?

[somber stream]

Logitech stuff just won't die

[jovial pine]

the g903 seems like a giga mouse. hopefully they give it a DEX variant one day, might consider that

[nocturne bloom]

The best part is downloading the application for it since its just a Chinese zip file with no english anywhere

[somber stream]

Except for their headphones, dogshit all of them

[wise tapir]

how do i link my twitch account?

[jovial pine]

literally true

well some of them are good on a base level

but their software is really bad

[dry pebble]

You say the regular knife? It works as any melee - its not really hitscan, but has a "hitbox attack", its just low range and low cleave, mostly single target

iirc

[somber stream]

"Gaming" headphone in general isn't worth it

Just get a music oriented one

[warm gyro]

im glad the twitch drops are so ugly that fomo doesnt apply

[jovial pine]

yeah im thinking it'd be better to just get a good external attachable bluetooth mic and get a way better headphone otherwise

(doesnt have to be bluetooth)

[somber stream]

I learned too late, bought the Blackshark V2 pro

Superb mic they thought i do podcast

[surreal escarp]

no i mean the blitz knife

[wise tapir]

my advice

[somber stream]

But the sound quality is subpar

[surreal escarp]

blade of faith

[wise tapir]

buy a cheap usb mic

with mid headphones

not bluetooth

[jovial pine]

i always use rtings to know the TRUTH about headphone performance

[west urchin]

https://accounts.atoma.cloud/login if you don't trust that link, https://www.playdarktide.com/ use the main darktide website and click darktide account on the top bar, takes you to the same place

[primal wigeon]

Real men walk everywhere.

[wise tapir]

This site can’t provide a secure connection
accounts.atoma.cloud sent an invalid response.

Try running Windows Network Diagnostics.
ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR

[primal wigeon]

(I'm kidding.)

[somber stream]

Oh well, next time. Need some bass in my life

[wise tapir]

through both ways

[west urchin]

google darktide can you not go to the main site

[warm gyro]

my headphones are wireless but connect through a usb dongle

[west urchin]

playdarktide dot com

[warm gyro]

less latency that way

[dry pebble]

idk if its avaliable on the US but i use some KZ wired earphones intended to music backstage feedback and they have a really good soundscape, made me drop out on years of headphones

[somber stream]

Bruh? It barely register at all if you're close to the source

[marsh iris]

i have weapon special on numpad 1

[dry pebble]

oh then im not sure if blades of faith are histcan

i feel they are

[frigid gate]

They aren't, they have a slight arc

[somber stream]

Truly? I'm looking up alternatives for my current one

[warm gyro]

i prefer to game at least fifty paces away from my monitor

[wise tapir]

yeah i can go to the main site

[dry pebble]

hey thanks @surreal escarp heres the answer

[somber stream]

Do you have a stadium sized monitor sir

[wise tapir]

but pressing the account thing on the top takes me to the atoma error

[west urchin]

bummer

[warm gyro]

my monitor is of perfectly adequate scale

[wise tapir]

indeed

[marsh iris]

widescreen is okay if you got good peripheral awareness and also rich

[wise tapir]

is the site up for other people?

[upper citrus]

i hate widescreen, i bought a monitor and refunded it

[dry pebble]

100%, look it up some reviews to see if its going to workout for you

[jovial pine]

my beautiful and pure disciple, student, follower, worshipper, underling, henchman, teammate, worker, servant, dependent, believer, and other such things

[frigid gate]

They stole the Times Square Jumbotron

[warm gyro]

I need to get a 4:3 monitor

[dry pebble]

i think they are the KZ ZSN Pro

[delicate vapor]

now why are YOU calling me student

[warm gyro]

I have no peripheral vision at all

[dry pebble]

horse?

[jovial pine]

i learn from the best

[delicate vapor]

fair

[west urchin]

I mean it works for me, I did a whois lookup on it, it's hosted on aws servers

[warm gyro]

On my paternal side, yes

[halcyon glen]

e

[frigid gate]

I just use my Roku

[surreal escarp]

any place i can see all enemy weakspots? perhaps pinned somewhere here or?

[upper citrus]

gameslantern

[dry pebble]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/

[frigid gate]

Weak spot is the head

[upper citrus]

but yes, 95% of time, is the head

[jovial pine]

sometimes it's even the tongue

[upper citrus]

the tongue is inside the head, silly

[frigid gate]

5% of the time it's the glowing spot on the BoN

[upper citrus]

^

xD

[dry pebble]

what about maulers

[upper citrus]

the weakspot of mauler is still the head

they just have carapce on it

[frigid gate]

Concusion time

[tacit terrace]

When does commodores venture change?

[upper citrus]

thursday

[dry pebble]

THIS THURSDAY?

[upper citrus]

venture

[dry pebble]

holy shit

[upper citrus]

get ready for more slop

[dry pebble]

i cant wait for arbitrator to have a red coat exactly like this one in rotation now, but red

[upper citrus]

real

the sloptide never fails

[frigid gate]

It can be red, you just need to kill more heretics

[west urchin]

it'll have the precinct numbers on the coat and everyone will ask if it's supposed to be like that

[dry pebble]

darktide never changes

[somber stream]

The precinct fiasco is dumb af

[upper citrus]

its on the right shoulder, yeah

i know im in the minority, but i like it

[somber stream]

And then Darktide player talk shit about how HD2 is full of whiner

[west urchin]

looks better, when I saw it I was like "oh cool, they fixed it" looks at reddit oh

[upper citrus]

me likey

[dry pebble]

yeah you are in the minority thinking it looks better lmao

[upper citrus]

im aware

[dry pebble]

most people hated it

[upper citrus]

yeah

[scenic lodge]

I agree it looks tacky

[somber stream]

I do agree there should be an option to toggle it off

Like they do with dog names

[west urchin]

i PaId MoNeY foR thIS [the slop drips from their chin] yea, i read

[upper citrus]

slop for the slop god

[amber delta]

wth is precinct fiasco

[marsh iris]

Buff BoN and make pimple the side of a grenade

[west urchin]

i eat my slop and i keep my mouth shut

[upper citrus]

the number on the cape/coat

those who picked 34 remain winning

[amber delta]

why

[somber stream]

In the mean time, FIFTHY SIX

[upper citrus]

why you think

[marsh iris]

they couldve picked 69 and everyone would shut up

[amber delta]

is the joke porn

[upper citrus]

always

[scenic lodge]

I like the new shoulder pad decal but the number should have stayed on the breastplate where it was

[scenic lodge]

[somber stream]

Would be cool if there were a 99

[scenic lodge]

I was gonna pick precinct 13 bc thats my ironically lucky number

[amber delta]

shouldve just made precinct 34 69 and 177013

everyone would be happy

[scenic lodge]

But for the lore I went 34

[west urchin]

wait wait! i got it! it should be ||cadia stands||

[scenic lodge]

And still works out ig

[dry pebble]

I get bot sides honestly, from a legal perspective (in some countries) if the customer bought a product that looked like X and the seller didnt specify that it was supposed to look like Y, then the customer is entitled to not have it changed after the sale

[marsh iris]

precinct 8008135

[upper citrus]

FOR CADIA

[modern bobcat]

chimp out 2025, we were overdue

[scenic lodge]

Thats the badge number silly

[modern bobcat]

People crashing out over the cosmetic

[dry pebble]

let people crash out over anything

[somber stream]

Uh, the precinct number should appear on the shoulder pad as well right?

[dry pebble]

chaos reigns

[jovial pine]

crash out over class being $12, crash out over plasma and ds nerfs, crash out over precint numbers

[scenic lodge]

Imma crash out over heretics

[west urchin]

from a legal perspective, *subject to change, no refunds *

[scenic lodge]

Those dirty bastards

[marsh iris]

this is how horus heresy was started

[upper citrus]

horus changed the cape of the emperor

[amber delta]

I literally do not remember what precinct number I chose and I have never paid attention to any player's number

how is this even a controversy

[marsh iris]

fuckin horus

[amber delta]

can people touch grass

[upper citrus]

is very big on the cape, completely fair crash out ngl

[modern bobcat]

unlikely

[amber delta]

[modern bobcat]

Incorrect

[marsh iris]

[modern bobcat]

Digital goods are not owned by users whether we like it or not

that's written into every EULA now

[upper citrus]

sadly

[modern bobcat]

People just don't bother reading them

[upper citrus]

and it is indeed subject to change

[dry pebble]

its a grey area because digital goods arent exempt from consumer law, but again: in some countries

[jovial pine]

they dont bother reading them to the point that EULAs have diminished enforceability

[amber delta]

if I don't own them then how do you explain the 10 terrabytes of torrents I have saved

[marsh iris]

they can just change the deluxe cosmetic into a tutu

[modern bobcat]

and in the case of cosmetics in a game: every a dev goes through to update old textures to 4k or even higher resolution in the game, does that mean they should not do so?

[dry pebble]

even licensing

[west urchin]

This might mess you up, but it's a lesson from gacha, you bought aquilas, in-game currency, not real currency, which performed as advertised. you then changed an in game item, the 'currency' for another in game item, the 'coat'. yea. I know how it sounds, but that's the way it is. You didn't buy that coat. You bought the aquilas.

[modern bobcat]

Also: the devs have patched the game how many times since launch?

I bought the game in its launch state

I demand a refund OR that the devs revert Darktide to its launch state

right fucking now

how dare they change my digital product

[scenic lodge]

Unfortunately I have to today. Job hunting. Pray for me brothas

[dry pebble]

lmao i am talking about the basis of the change product dont hurl the "how the devs gonna eat" at me

im not protesting transaction

[modern bobcat]

in fact I am going to sue FatShark until they revert Darktide to the state it was in AT point of purchase for me

in November 2022

[somber stream]

Good luck m8

[scenic lodge]

The Emperor Protects

[somber stream]

Avoid those who ask "Where do you see yourself in 5 years"

[dry pebble]

again. i specified "in some countries".

[somber stream]

For they are full of shit

[dry pebble]

and the deluxe cosmetics are not aquilla boght tho

[scenic lodge]

I see myself being 35

[somber stream]

Old

[scenic lodge]

Lmao

[modern bobcat]

Don't turn 35, it's not worth it.

[somber stream]

Jk, time is on my neck as well

[fiery wave]

Just say EU, everyone gets it.

[scenic lodge]

I keep trying to hit cancel but the pop up wont go away its forcing me to update

[somber stream]

That's life

Keep on carrry on

[urban valley]

just use linux smh my head

[modern bobcat]

After 30 it all starts to go down hill, a nerf patch every year until you're dead

God will never buff you again

[scenic lodge]

Dude its been going down hill since I was born

[marsh iris]

nah FS working on a hotfix

[dry pebble]

im not sure about the EU. I have a law degree in my home country and i was talking about it and the surrounding ones, which i know for sure that cosumer law applies to microtransactions and consumer goods

[glacial bone]

The game just crashes without that shader cache thing.

[dry pebble]

never executively tho, always using jurisdiction

because laws arent enforced and bla bla bla

[glacial bone]

But when I bring it back, its always the same thing.

[somber stream]

Sounds like experience

[fiery wave]

I know most countries are karked and are basically only benefitting from the aftermath of EU laws.

[peak falcon]

I'm still waiting for my 9-14k aquila for being in the game prior to the xbox launch.

[somber stream]

I was there

[west urchin]

rip the dev that fixed that texture man

[somber stream]

Didn't get shit though

[dry pebble]

100% EU law has massive points in costumer protection in digital goods

[peak falcon]

I was there when the imperium called, and all I got was some decent at best cosmetics.

[somber stream]

Americans are somehow dissing EU over this

[surreal escarp]

anyone knows what weapon customization keybind to activate flashlight/laser is by default?

[somber stream]

You will use whatever the Imperium give you, and be happy

[dry pebble]

Here in my land we have a similar board called PROCON, they have jurisdiction to witheld a product or end user license terms. RN they are putting nintendo under fire for the Switch 2 "we gonna brick you if you pirate it" clause

[peak falcon]

F, maybe? I have mine rebound to mouse3

[fiery wave]

At least "fix" it correctly. It's not even correct so even worse.

[dry pebble]

They have authority to stop nintendo from operanting in the country if they do not comply

[dry pebble]

unfathomable

[peak falcon]

Happy? In imperium? You must be heretic spy.

[west urchin]

I got it, everyone hates it done poorly, ruined multiple days, needs immediate hotfix i'm done, i understand.

[somber stream]

Clearly their system is superior and shouldn't be questioned

[dry pebble]

lmao i dont even own the cosmetic i'm just entertaining the argument

[fiery wave]

Yep, I don't mind, parts of it ends up helping everyone due to how they have to implement it.

[modern bobcat]

the Aurora fight in Rogue Trader is still busted

even with the massive XP buffs in Act 1

[pallid frigate]

Still no video about the voice lines of Arbites...

[upper citrus]

wdym

[somber stream]

Arbites ASMR

[pallid frigate]

I'm conflicted between the Maul and Authoritarian voiceline. Which one yall prefer?

[stuck wasp]

@viscid meteor Didn't you make one on each personality ?

[dry pebble]

i like the authoritarian better solely because majority of the arbiters are maul

[scenic lodge]

Maul

[pallid frigate]

Eh... I wanna focus on grinding the thing.

[scenic lodge]

Sounds hard asf

He has funny lines too

[delicate vapor]

[modern bobcat]

Maul is definitely more interesting than Authi, split with Fatalist

[stuck wasp]

Didn't you ask for video of each ?

[pallid frigate]

Maul = Punisher/Judge
Authoritarian = Slav woman

[modern bobcat]

Authoritarian is a bit too bland like Professional Vet

[fiery wave]

I mean same reason to go Fatalist. 80% seem to have went Maul.

[upper citrus]

I AM THE LEX

[dry pebble]

fatalist is very good but for some reason it seems that at least the male one has less voice lines... and the voice is quieter?

I dont know if its a me issue

[dry pebble]

yeah fatalist was my first choice

[pallid frigate]

I was searching for it on YT. found out no one had made a video of their voice lines. Unlike Darktide Day 1 where a fuckin 30 minute voiceline was already uploaded days after lol

[scenic lodge]

Professional vet- "You're doing that thing with your eyes again"

Maul arby- "would you rather me do something with your eyes?"

Professional vet- "you worry me Provost, you really do"

[dry pebble]

changed to authoritarian because male fatalist talked less and had bugged voice lines

[fiery wave]

I just feel like it resonates the most... Ignoring lex this, lex that.

[viscid meteor]

ye tiny ones

[dry pebble]

yeah, fatalist is the good cop, maul the bad cop, and authoritarian is textbook arbiter

[viscid meteor]

I see a few compilations so idk whatcha mean

[pallid frigate]

Holy shit. It's frip frop

[upper citrus]

the one and only

[pallid frigate]

I literally just watched your shorts lol

[upper citrus]

great quality

[dry pebble]

Really great quality

[fiery wave]

Only really run fem chars so... heh.

[pallid frigate]

If only I can hear more voice lines. Oh well. Guess I'm going with Maul lol

[somber stream]

Fem Authoritarian is where it's at

[dry pebble]

lmao i heard that fem fatalist is much more talkative

[somber stream]

Might be the case

[pallid frigate]

That thick Slav accent is pulling me

[modern bobcat]

takes notes Licht.. femdom ... scribbles

[somber stream]

It's faux slav, but much better than BLergghh, Dukane

[dry pebble]

a lot of femdom lovers in the darktide community

[fiery wave]

From what I see, yes.

[pallid frigate]

I see we have a Slaaneshi cultist in our midst....

[fiery wave]

It's either NOT Batman or fem Fatalist.

[dry pebble]

Not batman LMAO

[modern bobcat]

Wammen be talkin', all fem Arbites knows is dispense Lex, eat hot Corpse Starch and lie

[dry pebble]

smh fem arbites born after 42000

[fiery wave]

Uhhh... were you from the tops of Everest?

[delicate vapor]

Candy

[fiery wave]

Someone wants a bullet through the skull.

[dry pebble]

a bolt might be more effective

[wise tapir]

do you slide or do you dodge a trapper net

[dry pebble]

dodge

[elder merlin]

[jovial pine]

TRUEEE

[wise tapir]

and also if you're dodging if you hit a wall does the dodge properties stop early?

[dry pebble]

good question

im not sure

[jaunty path]

When will cat girls be added to darktide

[somber stream]

Important question

[jovial pine]

even if they do they will be furry

[somber stream]

Not soon enough is what

[thick coyote]

I hope never

[dry pebble]

felinids in darktide will be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

[thick coyote]

'ate cats

[modern bobcat]

In-game? Never. In the playerbase? that's like 75% of the community

[upper citrus]

glad to be the 25

[jovial pine]

they wish

[modern bobcat]

Cats make fine rations

[pallid frigate]

F the furries. I want me Ratmen

[west urchin]

darktide... umas?

[thick coyote]

[jovial pine]

HONSE??

[jaunty path]

Eventually we will have cat girls and cat men in darktide

SOON

[west urchin]

[gallops over top heretic skulls]

[pallid frigate]

We can have Beastmen t-

[pallid frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/inquisition-symbol-warhammer40k-imperium-of-man-gif-15421385

[jaunty path]

Maybe

[stuck wasp]

If GW make arts of them maybe

[jovial pine]

[thick coyote]

Stop horsing around and PUT THE KARKING HOOF IN

[jaunty path]

I wish Darktide wasn't purely server side

[pallid frigate]

Ah... It seems you don't know the situation with Beastmen lol

[jovial pine]

you want to play anime music to people dont you

[jaunty path]

You can do that already

[fiery wave]

I main Bistol. What is a bullet for Bistol?

[floral ermine]

wdym i love my game being server side when the servers are super bad!

its so coool

[jaunty path]

Okay let's be honest. Only reason anyone uses the bolt pistol is because it feels nice to use

[blazing hawk]

Bist

[thick coyote]

Uh

[jaunty path]

The revolver is nearly always the better choice

[dry pebble]

its a good weapon

[pallid frigate]

It touches me inappropriately

[jaunty path]

I'm also tired of overusing it

[thick coyote]

Not exactly only because of the feel

Fucking

[fiery wave]

Lethal Prox and Puncture stuff.

[thick coyote]

Puncture and Lethal Proximity

[jaunty path]

Of course it does 💔

[blazing hawk]

I only use Bistol because it go kachunk

[jaunty path]

That is true

[blazing hawk]

I have stockholms with exe stance plasna

[fiery wave]

Also Commissar cosplay.

[blazing hawk]

Plasma is so satisfying

[halcyon glen]

E

[jaunty path]

But its also fucking clunky to use bruh

[blazing hawk]

It goes

[thick coyote]

In 6 years, when they remove those interacts

[blazing hawk]

Zeurp

Boom

[thick coyote]

It'll kill many builds

[blazing hawk]

Wheeeew

Dingg

[floral ermine]

puncture, lethal prox, fast swap speed, fast running speed

[halcyon glen]

Betty

[thick coyote]

Just wait 7 years

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cersei-lannister-gif-21664152

[blazing hawk]

I don't think darktide has 3 years left in it

[jaunty path]

I want them to make it cilent side so I can play it offline and mod it further

(Putting trapper in a maid outfit)

[stuck wasp]

Why ? Vt2 got to 6 (or is it 7 now)

[blazing hawk]

When can we get gyattide

[pallid frigate]

Alright. Made me Maul Arbites. Now I have 3 crackhead characters in my account.
Ogryn doesn't count. He is just him.

Cheers lads.

[jaunty path]

Why are games being made exclusively online only

That's dogshit

[pallid frigate]

Bro is using a Madness pfp. Based

[blazing hawk]

My 4 darktide characters:

Fucking ASSHOLE
Fucking ASSHOLE
Schizophrenic ASSHOLE
Ogryn :3333

[jaunty path]

My pfp is better because picayune dreams

[blazing hawk]

Picayune to suck deez nuts

[stuck wasp]

Cause they want to sell cosmetics
And cause the game is "lighter" on your pc by having the server take up part of the work load
But mostly cosmetics

[dry pebble]

let me have peer 2 peer lobbies let me have bots of other classes let me have better bots let me have private solo games let me have one player havoc lobbies let me have matchmaking for havoc let me have a better comms wheel in the basegame let me have fixed localizations let me have true level in the basegame let me have the vermintide 2 scoreboard

[modern bobcat]

What about your 5th?

[blazing hawk]

I

I don't have arbites dlc yet

[jaunty path]

How do I kill Fatshark

[blazing hawk]

The 5th guy is going to be

George Droyd

And his dog

Sesbian Lex

[jaunty path]

I don't want to buy dogshit cosmetics bruh 💔 the krieg uniform is dogshit

[thick coyote]

Jason Statham voice line

[stuck wasp]

How about no, Like nobody is gonna make tide game anyway 💀

[pallid frigate]

Not Ambatron?

[blazing hawk]

Krieg is dogshit

[pallid frigate]

And Scooby Jew?

[modern bobcat]

If they change my digital product in this way after purchase I will take them to the highest court in the land of Sweden

[blazing hawk]

Anne clank

[jaunty path]

THE KRIEG UNIFORM LACKS A REBREATHER FILTER

[pallid frigate]

How about Ad0lf Rizzler?

[blazing hawk]

[dry pebble]

stop holding grudges

[fiery wave]

Lighter they say... My PC heats up so much more playing this than 95% of my Steam Library.

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE GETTING ZERO PROTECTION WEARING IT

[modern bobcat]

I'm a dwarf/chaos dwarf player man, grudges are all I know

[stuck wasp]

Now imagine if it wasn't Server sided (and lighter here is more about file size tbf)

[blazing hawk]

You do realise we all don't get protection from rebreather helms but the arbites have a talent for it and they don't even need onr

[dry pebble]

then im holding a grudge after you because you called me swedish

[modern bobcat]

I meant FatShark

[elder merlin]

Dats goin in the book

[pallid frigate]

My Commissar Vet name is that guy with a funny mustache

[halcyon glen]

Btw guys I only play at the cataclysm level since launch. And with a blindfold on cuz it's 2 GGEZ otherwise

[jaunty path]

I'm talking aesthetics + it bothers me personally!

It's not a gas mask anymore dawg 💔

[fiery wave]

"Breaking news! Housefire caused by Darktide 3. Lawmakers shocked by it."

[blazing hawk]

This is why krieg sucks

They don't even make

[pallid frigate]

Do you bleed Yellow?

[jaunty path]

Kills you

[blazing hawk]

Proper rebreather

[blazing hawk]

Yes

And I gotta fight this fucker named hank

[jaunty path]

The krieg are also probably composed of mostly mutants

[pallid frigate]

Dat Madness juice still running strong, huh?

[jaunty path]

But that makes me like them even more

[blazing hawk]

No

I haven't watched madness in years

[thick coyote]

Arby's getting Rebreather talent

[blazing hawk]

Ehh nope

[elder merlin]

Everyone should let @forest creek that we love and miss her, give our cm a hug

[thick coyote]

Ogryns getting Simple Minded talent

[jaunty path]

Radiation planet

[blazing hawk]

Pariah Nexus shows the kriegers just looking scarred and bald

[modern bobcat]

the Arbites corruption resist talent should be available to all classes

[jaunty path]

Or atleast some mutants

[modern bobcat]

and then they could rework Grimoires/Scripts

[jaunty path]

Is that a book or

[blazing hawk]

Naww we just throw them in the baby incinerator

[pallid frigate]

More like... clones of one another

[jaunty path]

Cuz I haven't completed Krieg

[blazing hawk]

Warhammer+ show

[elder merlin]

[final rain]

who says they are simple minded, one of my ogryns (Brother Smashin) is a priest spreading the good word of the emperor

[blazing hawk]

I'm pretty sure the baby incinerator is canon

[modern bobcat]

Also if the devs reworked Grims/Scripts they should make those book backpack cosmetics available as penances for reaching 100 scripts/grims

[jaunty path]

Bitch I am not paying money for that 🧍‍♀️

[pallid frigate]

Krieg is the Mood. But the style is for the Steel Legion.

For me, at least. lol

[somber stream]

Kriegers are lame and uninteresting

[jaunty path]

Wrong

[somber stream]

Steel legion however

[halcyon glen]

Hi

Why can’t I attach photos

[pallid frigate]

See. this guy gets it

[somber stream]

Not just me brother

You'll find many more

[jaunty path]

The krieg are AWESOME because they DIE

And they use SHOVELS

[somber stream]

Do mind the edge

[amber delta]

2 goats can coexist

[jaunty path]

Name one other faction that uses shovels I will wait

[fiery wave]

You mean boring suicidal lemmings.

[somber stream]

NO HOSE

[jaunty path]

[thorny cave]

Psh that’s if you listen to too much Jcole

[halcyon glen]

What’s a yassassin?

[stuck wasp]

How about it shouldn't exist

[modern bobcat]

[elder merlin]

No

[pallid frigate]

That's why Morrow is bae. Bro carries the smugness and all business of the Steel Legion

[jaunty path]

An assassin that goes "yaaas girl 💅 💋" after they kill you

[pallid frigate]

Imagine we see Andrei...

[halcyon glen]

What a yassassin (Turkish for: long live)?

[modern bobcat]

the Corrupt resist talent is at least situationally useful

[amber delta]

just wait till u find out why Morrow is bald

[halcyon glen]

Thank you

[somber stream]

Cause he bri'ish?

[pallid frigate]

iykyk

[modern bobcat]

receding Horus syndrome

[fiery wave]

Just being blunt and honest.

[amber delta]

👖

[thorny cave]

The accent is fake. His teeth are too straight

[elder merlin]

[dry pebble]

morrow is bald because he had a war wound in his hair and had to remove it surgically

[blazing hawk]

"Every city medicae facility had dedicated incinerators for the infants born with gristle for eyes, or transparent skin, or spines in place of hair. Every cargo hub had illicit vid-footage of the things living in the bilge chambers of starships, wriggling in the dark, flinching from the light of flames."

-Aberrant

[fiery wave]

I never knew why Krieg was that popular. Catachan was more entertaining.

[amber delta]

drip

[dry pebble]

aesthetics + underdog motif

[somber stream]

Drip

Mad rip, but it was then

They have penis for mask now

Literal penis

[thorny cave]

1 acronym and 1 word ww1 fanboys/girls

[pallid frigate]

The Mood carries them

[dry pebble]

i wanted atillan cosmetics

and a horse

[modern bobcat]

his hairline was so sharp it single handedly defeated a Khornate daemon

before dying valiantly

[pallid frigate]

Imagine the whole purpose of the commisar is for you to stop Charging and unalive yourself on a open killbox lol

Funny little fellows

[thorny cave]

They don’t do Shame well

[fiery wave]

I call them suicidal lemmings for a reason.

[thorny cave]

They are hung up over a betrayal they didn’t even technically commit lol

[halcyon glen]

I will kill both of you should you choose to keep posting brainrot

[thorny cave]

Losers

[somber stream]

I bet they snitch on other guard regiment for doing guard stuff

Like, curse a bit too much

[jaunty path]

Eh I just find them neat personally. I like their religion revolved around disposability. A particular scene from a infographic video summarizing the events of the Vraks Siege plays in my head, where icons representing hordes of Kriegsmen charging in and rapidly dissipating as they close in. And still being effective enough to break through line after line.

[pallid frigate]

Tempestus Scion or Kasrkin?

[thorny cave]

Kinda sucks though. They are pretty much clones aren’t they?

[somber stream]

Vat born

Close enough

[thorny cave]

Or isn’t it speculated they are vatborn? Ah nice quick answer

[jaunty path]

I enjoy Kriegsmen in a similar sense I enjoy Helldivers. Though kriegsmen are aware they're about to die.

[amber delta]

I just like their WW1 vibe

[blazing hawk]

Kriegers aren't even suicidal they lowkey just don't mind being sacrificed if they see it as worthwhilr

I absolutely fucking despise the krieg community

The models are fine

[jaunty path]

Y

[blazing hawk]

shovel.

[jaunty path]

What did the krieg do...

[blazing hawk]

Not knowing their actual lore

[pallid frigate]

Finally. Someone gets it

[jaunty path]

SHOVEL!

[fiery wave]

I mean, I kinda play the good guy who hates death type even in a bleak world.

[blazing hawk]

Not past meme videos

What is the sub religion of Krieg

[amber delta]

french uniforms, german accent, shovels, and gas masks

[blazing hawk]

Called

[amber delta]

peak

[undone lagoon]

Armageddon is superior

[blazing hawk]

What is it like

Known as

[thorny cave]

You gotta extend that hate to like 80% of faction fandoms now. They all watch major kill or some dude that does 4chan lore

[blazing hawk]

Somebody FUCKING GETS IT

[modern bobcat]

Mordian Iron Guard

[blazing hawk]

ARMEGEDDON IS THE FATHER OF KRIEG

[sick vortex]

Add the fact about the Vats...

And we got a top 5 extendable infantry unit.

[undone lagoon]

Armageddon is the true peak

[pallid frigate]

Imagine the Emperor coming back and tell the Kriegers "I forgive you"

That would break them.

[blazing hawk]

KRIEG WOULD NOT BE HERE

IF IT WERENT FOR MY GOATS

THE STEEL LEGION

[round mica]

They want to attone for defying the emporer I heard

Back when kreig had a civil war

[undone lagoon]

And they’re fighting the real threat of Ghazdaddy Mag Uruk Thrakka

[blazing hawk]

They are a MERE MOCKERY OF MY GOATS

[thorny cave]

IG are only cool when they turn to chaos and embrace primordial truth

[sick vortex]

Armageddon's only good because of Gaz and Yarrik.

[undone lagoon]

FALSE

THEY ARE GOOD TO BEGIN WITH

[pallid frigate]

Nah. For the sins of their people (In their planet)

[blazing hawk]

Also krieg won't be broken if the emperor lowkey forgives them

[modest flume]

Kasrkin

[blazing hawk]

Because it will NEVER HAPPEN

[undone lagoon]

LIES AND SLANDER IN MY CHRISTIAN DARKTIDE SERVER!

[pallid frigate]

Based

[modest flume]

Hardest MFers in the Imperium

[round mica]

I was pretty darn close

[blazing hawk]

WHY WOULD THE EMPEROR FUCKING DO THAT TO ONE OF HIS MOST LOYAL ASSHOLES

WHAT IS

THE LITANY OF THE KRIEGERS

IN LIFE

[sick vortex]

How come I don't know anything about the Steel legion?

[blazing hawk]

WHAT

[pallid frigate]

You are there. Good job lol

[modest flume]

Except maybe the Lucifer Blacks, but we barely know anything about them

[undone lagoon]

BECAUSE YOU SUCKKKKKKK

[pallid frigate]

The reason why they are doing this is for the Emperor's forgiveness.

[blazing hawk]

KRIEGERS DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR OWN MOTTO

[round mica]

how do we feel about the arbite nerfs

[undone lagoon]

KRIEGERS ARE FAKE PEOPLE

[blazing hawk]

LET A CADIAN RECITE IT

IN LIFE

[pallid frigate]

so if he comes back and tell them "I forgive you all"... There's no more purpose lol

[blazing hawk]

SHAME

[round mica]

There usually very young too

[blazing hawk]

IN DEATH

[jaunty path]

Well of course you never want to be a kriegsmen because you'll die after a single battle lol.

You'll want to be responsible for distributing them across the battlefield, that would be fun.

Like "The Casualties are in the millions. And the enemy are on their knees. Today is good sips coffee"

[undone lagoon]

I don’t care, just play the better class. (ogryn)

[blazing hawk]

ATONEMENT

[blazing hawk]

Yeah bit why would he do that?

[amber delta]

yeah, we hitting "mostly negative" with this one

[blazing hawk]

Emps knows better

[sick vortex]

Play smite psyket and have the most fun of your life.

[pallid frigate]

Cause he's fucking crazy now.

[round mica]

it’s gonna happen tho

[undone lagoon]

Big bomb

Mortis Trials

[blazing hawk]

Oh yeah yeah strip the purpose of one of your most useful regiments yes

[undone lagoon]

90% throw second bomb

[round mica]

Iv been running into so many smykers lately in auric

[undone lagoon]

New bomb
Every 20 sec

Nuke them

[sick vortex]

LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!!!

[amber delta]

I'm okay with it, but idk if I can take another review bomb

[round mica]

Did they buff smite?

[blazing hawk]

Kriegers suck

[round mica]

[sick vortex]

They should

[blazing hawk]

They don't even get the permission to BECOME THE COMBINED REGIMENT

[river elbow]

The Lex shall stand, even with nerfs.

[blazing hawk]

Something NOT SEEN SINCE THE HERESY

[pallid frigate]

I don't know. Not the first time he did something stupid, really lol

[sick vortex]

I think kriegers and cadia have much in common.

[undone lagoon]

Lex is dumb

[blazing hawk]

WE

[undone lagoon]

Ogryn better

[blazing hawk]

CADIANS IN HERE

[fiery wave]

No, I would be trying to reduce losses. And that includes dropping a Daemon Prince(ss) into the field appearing as a Saint.

[blazing hawk]

WE COMBINED ARMS

[modest flume]

Their planetary government rebelled against the Imperium, but a lot of the populace were still loyal, so they had a massive civil war. When the loyalists were close to winning, the defenders (who had control of the hives) set off the hive reactors turning the planet into the deathball it is now. Most Kriegers now are decendants or clones of those decendants of those loyalists, who feel that although loyal, losing that planet and having those people in power rebel was, and is a great shame upon on them, and so they try extremely hard to make up for this. You can say they're dead hard

[blazing hawk]

WE DROWN THEM IN BODIES AND IN STEEL

[elder merlin]

Its time to wake up, @sleek harness

[round mica]

yeah bro wake up

[jaunty path]

That's just the nature of their religion lol. It's very unfair. The Imperium itself can be held responsible to why many. Become heretics.

Just look at the lore for rejects in Darktide lol.

Like

[undone lagoon]

Nahhhhhhh

That’s their fault

[jaunty path]

40k is just NOT nice

[sick vortex]

Sentencing: life in iso

[blazing hawk]

In life shame in death atonement

[undone lagoon]

A good harrytick is a dead harrytick

[sick vortex]

Blame lorgar

[round mica]

we love fascism

[undone lagoon]

FUCK LORGAR

[river elbow]

Mandated Edict: No more pizza rolls.

[undone lagoon]

FUCK EREBUS

[blazing hawk]

FUCK

FUCK YOU

[undone lagoon]

ON MY MAMA THEY SOME BITCHES

[blazing hawk]

NO MORE PIZZA ROLLS???

GET THEM

[undone lagoon]

NOOOOOOOOO

[round mica]

I actually kinda think lorgar wasn't that bad of a guy yknow

[jaunty path]

Peasants working in the coal mines:

[undone lagoon]

Erebus illustrated the Heresy. Lorgar was just a choir boy.

[sick vortex]

Cadia and kriegers: both get absolutely decimated when the black legion comes around.

Only one does it voluntarily.

[blazing hawk]

Countries arguing which unfortunate bastard gets the earthquakes:

[river elbow]

All my homies hate Erebus.

[modest flume]

Something to remember: The greatest currency in the Imperium is human bodies

[blazing hawk]

And it's the CADIANS

[undone lagoon]

EREBUS IS A BITCH

[blazing hawk]

CADIA STANDS

[pallid frigate]

Anyways. Imma glaze on one of my favorite regiments since they were very underrated. and that is... The Maccabian Janissaries

[fiery wave]

I know that. I just try to play in a way that doesn't make things worse.

[pallid frigate]

Their drips says it all

[undone lagoon]

BRO KILLED ALL THE COOL CHARACTERS

[blazing hawk]

underrated
jannies

Okay

[modest flume]

My favorite are the Mordian Iron Guard

[undone lagoon]

Savlar Chem Dogs

They’re cool little junkie guys

[blazing hawk]

Now that's underrated

True gem

[jaunty path]

Sure. The Departmento Munitorum may hate my guts. But the enemy will be thwarted :3

[round mica]

I can't seem to get a grip on this rage baiting man

Just doesn't work when I do it

[sick vortex]

How easy is it worshipping rubble?
Nevermind, considering the Corpse emperor... cadia's ruin is part of the status quo.

[pallid frigate]

There's the other ones. But I might get flagged for racism lol

[round mica]

People factually respond to me

[jaunty path]

Plus I like to imagine how fucking bewildered the heretics are when they encounter them

[blazing hawk]

You must not be in the know then

[pallid frigate]

It's cut by James Workshop tho.

[modest flume]

Counter point: Cadia is so good it has a sequel

[pallid frigate]

They saw the writing on the wall

[round mica]

You could say that

[thorny cave]

Lorgar is a weenie

[sick vortex]

How to rage bait: factually call Cadia rubble

[undone lagoon]

The Emperor is not a Chaos God (almost became one though) but has his own Daemons

[round mica]

The planet broke before the gaurd!

[jaunty path]

But you need to respect their religion 🥺

[undone lagoon]

Goated

[thorny cave]

Just say they overrated. They are

[blazing hawk]

Go my cadians

[elder merlin]

You wake up

[blazing hawk]

CADIA SO GOOD

[sick vortex]

Catchachan? Please

[blazing hawk]

WE MADE THE WARMASTER RAGEQUIT

[thorny cave]

No. You wake up

[modest flume]

wtf no, there's literally a New Cadia

It's an ice planet

[round mica]

Yeah catachans are pretty sick

[frail lichen]

what?

[blazing hawk]

CADIANS ARE MASTER RAGEBAITERS

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @fiery wave

[sick vortex]

Same thing, just like poking wounds that aren't allowed to heal.

[round mica]

Vallhallens

[blazing hawk]

LOOK WHAY WE MADE ABBADON DO

We MADE HIM LOSE HIS TICKET TO TERRA

[undone lagoon]

Abaddon is a BAHSTARDDDD

[sick vortex]

Didn't stop cadia from exploding

[thorny cave]

They say cadians can’t heal wounds because they can’t let their planet next to a demon butthole go

[fiery wave]

I mean, they hate me enough considering Chaos. But I do like the fact my Chaos Sister is more around getting the lost and those left behind to help maintain her world ship. Which is a luxury pleasure ship to most, since anything Slaanesh related is kept under. Need to make riches to keep it running, yes?

[jaunty path]

Krieg after being better than every other faction:

[blazing hawk]

We ragebaited so hard

[modest flume]

Sorry, *several worlds

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/New_Cadia

[frail lichen]

true

[undone lagoon]

“Poser Planet”

[marsh iris]

cadians baited the rage so hard that they left planetless

[blazing hawk]

False

[sick vortex]

Considering the fact Actual Cadia has no atmosphere now... might as well be.

[round mica]

Abbadon should have just made one big chapter instead of trying to unite everyone

Fool

[undone lagoon]

How do I get the orange tag

[thorny cave]

Doesn’t count when your right next to the “rage” if the demon hole was “rage”

[round mica]

i been awake since 3 AM boy

[undone lagoon]

Just get on both knees and blow?

[blazing hawk]

YOURE NOT ORANGE ENOUGH

LEAVE

GRAY PERSON

[frail lichen]

cadia was full of self righteous karkers

[undone lagoon]

NARRRRRRR

[modest flume]

It's basically the Cadian system 2

[blazing hawk]

IT STILL IS

[somber stream]

Would be funni if they crash another one of those fortress thing to New Cadia

[thorny cave]

That’s all they were good for. Being a fodder planet for demons

[blazing hawk]

YOU JUST GOTTA FIND US

[sick vortex]

If anything i'm Watching a cadian go the longest without saying "cadia", les than 30 seconds.

[dry pebble]

yap for the yap god, message for the message role

[marsh iris]

smh couldve just picked a better starting point

[fiery wave]

Do you want a krak to the face?

[thorny cave]

If cadia wasn’t near the eye of terror they’d be worthless

[undone lagoon]

Ohhhhh

[blazing hawk]

There actually is a 2nd Blackstone fortress in chaos hands

[modern bobcat]

CADIA 2 STANDS

[frail lichen]

you lot are just candles polluting my dream

[dry pebble]

talk enough and the orange role is granted

[round mica]

cadia fr the shittiest planet to ever exist

[somber stream]

Do the funny!

[undone lagoon]

I see

[elder merlin]

Do you want a hug?

[undone lagoon]

I seep

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

i’d rather live on nox alpha

[thorny cave]

They’d be as irrelevant as atoma prime

[round mica]

without a gas mask

[dry pebble]

wtf! FOR ATOMA!

[modest flume]

How did @dry pebble put it? They only broke Cadia because of a car accident?

[undone lagoon]

FOR ATOMAAA

[blazing hawk]

Unfortunately they can't actually control the damn thing and it's somewhere in the Maelstrom

[pallid frigate]

If cadia wasn't near the eye of terror, the galaxy will have to deal with a wider warp asshole

[dry pebble]

"Lorgar should be the heretic astartes leader tbh fuck abaddon mary sue ass bitch took 13 crusades to blow up a rock and only did it with a car accident"

[sick vortex]

The best planet is Obviously Tyran.

[thorny cave]

There’d be some other fools to take their place. It was written by GW

[marsh iris]

cadia the warp toilet paper

[modest flume]

I'll say it again, fuckin' poetry

[blazing hawk]

Cadia the best planet

[thorny cave]

Cadia got bailed out by xenos with pokeballs anyways

[round mica]

Branx

[frail lichen]

erebus did nothing wrong...

[sick vortex]

Whom?

[modest flume]

Marnax because it's Mordia At Home (Branx is based)

[blazing hawk]

They make the pickaxes

[modest flume]

Also Krourk

[round mica]

this fella gets it

a true man of culture

[dry pebble]

and i stand by that, fuck that saturday cartoon villain and his non existent hairline

[modest flume]

You know the planet Krourk, the one that has Ogryn tribes so violent they were compared to an exterminatus once

[undone lagoon]

Leave

[sick vortex]

At least it isn't the ever so irrelevant necromunda.

[blazing hawk]

I'm krourking it

[frail lichen]

Why, Im just stating an opinion

[blazing hawk]

They got the gooner malstrain tho

[undone lagoon]

It’s WRONG

[pallid frigate]

Can an Ogryn dance like the Blue shirt guy?

[marsh iris]

atoma best planet

[sick vortex]

And?

[blazing hawk]

WRONG

It's CADIA

[undone lagoon]

Erebus is a BASTARD

[round mica]

Earth best planet

[fiery wave]

Maybe. But GF isn't around.

[somber stream]

CAYDEEAHH

[round mica]

tellin you bro, if the ogryns just studied harder and didn’t sip dumb juice all day they would give the imperium a good shake

[blazing hawk]

They jorking it over there

[sick vortex]

Lorgar's worse IMO

[thorny cave]

Erebus did what was necessary for the imperium

[dry pebble]

the emperor told us to abhor the gooner before, dont forget it

[thorny cave]

Change my view

[sick vortex]

Just kill the fucking heretics, then?

[thorny cave]

A heretic just sees that the imperium of man is shit

[round mica]

You know who's a real peice of work? The nighthaunter

[blazing hawk]

The tyranids actually don't want to go to Necromunda

[frail lichen]

EREBUS IS INNOCENT, MAGNUS IS INNOCENT, HORUS IS INNOCENT, PETER TURBO MAYBE INNOCENT, ANGRON...NOT AT ALL

[thorny cave]

Hoho

[undone lagoon]

Erebus is the one who illustrated everything. He manipulated Horus into falling out of favor, illustrated him being injured and caused that one guy to become s daemon.

[sick vortex]

You mean Corvus?

[modest flume]

Make every Ogryn a bone'ead, show's over for the heretics

[dry pebble]

Curze

[thorny cave]

Horus was dumb enough to believe it when Magnus came to warn hum

[blazing hawk]

The tyranids in necromunda have to consume the freaky gooner genestealers

[modest flume]

Also, the Arbites shields were made on Branx. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

[pallid frigate]

I fw that guy.

[round mica]

I mean kurze

[blazing hawk]

And they don't want to consume the freaky gooner genestealers

[marsh iris]

all of this wouldnt happen if they let lorgar cook

[undone lagoon]

Troo Magnus did try to stop it

[upper citrus]

the chaos spawn doing a 360 before yeeting you is so funny

[thorny cave]

Horus the “I’m too big to fail”

[round mica]

and the buffets

[undone lagoon]

One threw me under the stairs

[somber stream]

Get no scoped

[sick vortex]

That guy's a coward.

[undone lagoon]

While the rest of my team were captured

We faiked

[fiery wave]

I mean, it is. The higher up sucks.

[modest flume]

Only an Ogryn can control an Ogryn, so they already have their logistics solved

[frail lichen]

ALL HAIL THE THOUSAND SONS

[modest flume]

Mass produce those cheap as hell Ripper Guns

Ogryns have the strength to break tanks so it all works out

[round mica]

as the Ogryn commissar i will implement a 24/7 buffet on every battle barge

[modest flume]

Food? Corpse starch and rations, hell you don't even need to give them food, they'll solve any pest problem on the planet they deploy on

[thorny cave]

Big time. I’d go full tilt chaos if I was imperium. Who is the emperor? Like, seeing your friends work and die and then eating their corpse starch and being told they died gloriously would fuck me up, or seeing the inequity it goes on and on

[sick vortex]

Why the True react?

Is it something to do with retreating?

[round mica]

However corvus is

[thorny cave]

There’s just too much hypocrisy to ignore

[round mica]

i’m honestly curious as to how much an ogryn has to eat to keep his energy up

[dry pebble]

the true react is because what you said is true