general-chat

[plain iron]

but everyone else can just do that too

[south jetty]

erm it's COLE CASSIDY now

[marsh iris]

joeverwatch

[nimble glade]

Conspiracy initiated

[fiery wave]

Oggies do it without talents if they have a heavy stubber.

Vets minmax to do the same thing.

[south jetty]

M*ree is a slur actually after what that mfer did

[plain iron]

zealot can do it with an infantry rifle

[zinc marsh]

Cole? Hmm? Did they write a law anytime soon? Hmmmm????

[plain iron]

or a revolver

[fiery wave]

Oggies do it with none.

[bronze anchor]

guess who birthday it is tomorrow

[plain iron]

even the shotgun pistol of the Arbites is better at sniping snipers than Veteran

[slim axle]

Anyways, i feel like Arbites, after playing him for a good while, feels a bit strong tbh.
The dog helps a lot, and i feel like he is kind of a tanky support class.

[south jetty]

McCree the real person was a piece of actual shit is all we are glad that mfer got his name removed from everything 🔥

Cole Cassidy is also just a funny cowboy name IDK why

[tough cargo]

don't knock melee in a vet's hands. power sword, chain sword, shovels are all solid choices especially if you invest a bit down the right.

[nimble glade]

Lol that's actually not a bad idea. Just give vets aim bot plus damage buff.

[plain iron]

a bit strong he says

[south jetty]

NO

[nimble glade]

Most vets can't aim

[slim axle]

Omg bioshock

[tough cargo]

most people suck at this game period

[zinc marsh]

Another Day, Another Time I Dont Know What Cole's Law Is And Why It Sounds Like Rations. 😔

[fiery wave]

Lol what. Chainsword good? Instantly puts you as an uprising only player.

[nimble glade]

It's what they want

[south jetty]

Maybe this is why vet doesn't need a buff then

[plain iron]

no cap chainsword with 80% finesse is lowkey goated

[nimble glade]

If that doesn't help, I don't know what will. Lol

[fiery wave]

Chainsword is the worst melee in the game rn.

[tough cargo]

shhhhhh its fine. you can beat havocs with slaps only. stop being a shit.

[bronze anchor]

ok...

[plain iron]

but not on veteran

[south jetty]

Cole Casserole

[nimble glade]

[zinc marsh]

tbf you pull out a pocket 410 and miss when vaguely pointing at the direction of the fucker needing aliven't

[bright perch]

Do you have to unlock every difficulty for each character?

[plain iron]

happy birthday?

[fiery wave]

That's evis... vet doesn't get evis.

[plain iron]

no I dont believe so?

maybe you do tho

just not for characters that existed before the patch

who knows

[elder merlin]

Damn, not the mainstay 40k weapon

You hate to see it

[slim axle]

Yeah okay not sugarcoating it, hes gonna get nerfed.
Tho i heard Fatshark did this with DLC classes in Vermintide 2.
They come out strong and get balanced later.
I feel like one of the nerfs is putting a cooldown on the Cyber Mastiff tag pounce.

[wooden creek]

For each new character I think

[nimble glade]

Jokes aside, I think a rework for veterans plus a hellgun would do the archetype good.

[plain iron]

nono I have a zealot build with the one handed chain sword and It clears everything

[fiery wave]

You do, unless char was before update and lvl 30.

[plain iron]

u go faster than eviscerator

[elder merlin]

I mean, they nerfed Sister of Thorn but she was insanely busted cause of her one node

[nimble glade]

They need to be the gunner class, not Zealot 2.0.

[bright perch]

Weird

[fiery wave]

Well, it's the worst melee for vet hands down.

[slim axle]

One handed is better than Heavy Eviscerator?

[plain iron]

the issue with veteran is you dont get enough toughness back in melee

[bright perch]

I swear my one was locked on malice but I wasn't use if it was a abug

[vocal pewter]

I sort of agree?

[elder merlin]

Isnt Salt's warrior priest class still pretty fuckin busted with his ult though? Or did they fix him too?

[plain iron]

no but its not worse either

its just different

[nimble glade]

Ty fren

[tame hemlock]

Veteran's got a lot more issues than this

[tough cargo]

newly released classes being overpowered is a typical thing across a lot of games. probably as a marketing scheme to get people to buy the DLCs/characters. we'll probably see a balance pass in the next month or two.

[vocal pewter]

I think vet should be reworked to have trees focused on full auto fire, marksmanship and keep the existing "sergeant" archetype of shouting

[plain iron]

the issue with the chainsword, welcome to chat

[tame hemlock]

Veteran is from a time where ammo was plentiful at all times and didn't have a -60% penalty to it

[fiery wave]

If it's Arbites, then normal. Win more games to get higher diffs.

[lime beacon]

Imagine if they balance arbites by doubling down and making him even stronger

[south jetty]

My issues with vet are mostly with the ranged combat oddly enough

Namely the left keystone with Marksmanship

[elder merlin]

The dog is the least of the class's op problem, its castigator stance by a country mile

[elder stone]

Happy early birthday

[plain iron]

there isnt an aspect of veteran that isnt an issue

except krak grenade

[elder merlin]

[nimble glade]

Lex stance

[plain iron]

that shit is good

[fiery wave]

Really pay2win?

[nimble glade]

[elder merlin]

I like my Vet, i dont get the complaints

[plain iron]

yes

[tough cargo]

likewise

[tame hemlock]

krak falls off the higher in difficulties you go and frag becomes more valuable

[plain iron]

try playing havoc

all the game balance only matters for havoc

[nimble glade]

Hellguns plz plus melta

[fiery wave]

It's plasma ds.

[tame hemlock]

i wonder if 3 kraks basekit would make them worth it... probably not

[vocal pewter]

nah, games balanced around just auric now

[slim axle]

Anyways, second question of mine uhm
When does the Commodore's Vestures/MONNI Store uhhhh... "reload" with new content?
Cuz the options rn are pretty... bad for me at least.

[elder merlin]

Havoc was, is and always will be dogshit. Im waiting on a chaos wastes equivalent

[fiery wave]

Both getting nerfed soon.

[plain iron]

havoc is the only place where some stuff becomes unusable

[tame hemlock]

this isn't true XD

[nimble glade]

I just wanna see veterans having fun.

[tame hemlock]

it's def balanced around havoc

[vocal pewter]

they've never balanced around just havoc

[cerulean jacinth]

does the game limit the difficulty you can play in based on level now?

[elder merlin]

Melta for ogryn when

[tame hemlock]

half of Arby's kit is overkill for Auric

[vocal pewter]

because havoc could mean 1-40

[tough cargo]

100% with you. only good thing about havoc are the skins. ill play aurics and have fun instead.

[plain iron]

nobody said to just

[tame hemlock]

level doesn't matter, you need to win missions to progress on unlocking the next difficulty

[plain iron]

but the fact that you cant use most of veteran in havoc is kinda ass

[vocal pewter]

and anything that works up to like havoc 20 is fine as is

[delicate vapor]

[nimble glade]

Commissar class doesn't exist. You can larp as commissar and use the vet shout.. but Arbites has more better VO that's closer to a commissar zeal.

[fiery wave]

No. Around number of wins. You need 10 wins in a row to unlock next tier. More if you keep losing.

[cerulean jacinth]

thank you i was very confused why my arby couldnt play higher missions yet

[elder merlin]

Every two weeks, should change july 3rd

[slim axle]

Ah great

[nimble glade]

Best to just roleplaying as elite stormtrooper with hellgun for veterans.

[south jetty]

So far if you run shredder OR krak, shout, and weapon spec OR focus target on vet you're golden but if you try to work with exec stance, stealth, and/or marksman with smoke grenades you're kinda fucked

you're punished for taking ranged weapon related skills, which vets should excel at but they had plasma gun to carry them through everything instead

[plain iron]

plama gun is kill tho so

[south jetty]

ESPECIALLY LAS WEAPONS

[fiery wave]

Turn off brain, solo carry heresy and clutch damnation like nothing.

[slim axle]

Gotta pray that the Golden Skull Psyker cosmetic gets on next week

[vocal pewter]

Biggest problems with vet is the assassin archetype doesn't work when there's 10 things you need to assassinate

[tough cargo]

do you think dueling sword are also just carrying people through everything. cause i do.

[whole musk]

Rip hellguns, we knew you so well

[plain iron]

veteran is just straight usless now except as a shout and krak grenade guy

[tame hemlock]

every single class can do this because those difficulties are baby mode

[south jetty]

yeah now vets don't got anything stellar

[south jetty]

Yes it was

[slim axle]

And that uhhh radio backpack, those are pretty fucking cool

[nimble glade]

Which is funny because plasma getting nerf. Isn't it?

[vocal pewter]

and executioner stance is not terrible but wow I sure love it when random mobs spawn right next to me and I can't shoot my gun

[south jetty]

yes

[tame hemlock]

the plasma gun and DS changes haven't gone through yet

[elder merlin]

Havoc 20 before the rework was fine, but after that it was shit

[plain iron]

its funny if you hate veteran

[vocal pewter]

nah they're just looking into fixing the plasmaguns weird firing mechanics

[thorny cave]

Let’s
Play

[fiery wave]

Not completely brain off though. That's oggy and Arbites.

[south jetty]

they better still go through with it

please for the love of fuck

[whole musk]

Executioner stance is crabwalk all day

[tame hemlock]

it's completely brain off

[vocal pewter]

rn the optimal plasmagun is to build for just uncharged shots

[onyx dock]

I love crashes during the last objective. Thank you FartShart, very cool ❤️

[vocal pewter]

because charged shots are less efficient in DPS and ammo cost

[tame hemlock]

VoC, chorus, psyker anything. How can you honestly say it's not 'brain off' for them?

[thorny cave]

All this talk and no play for the emperor

[lime beacon]

My class requires skill and brains, your class is brainless and op

Tale as old as time

[elder merlin]

Krak, shout, the medicae and ammo crate perks, all the grenade perks and a bolter are all i need to get the job done

[tough cargo]

its good to hear they are fixing that cause there is barely any reason to charge shot with that thing

[thorny cave]

You owe me piss beer

[plain iron]

Thats how you define OP wdym.

low skill high reward

[stable fox]

[fiery wave]

Psykers and vets just die if they get snuck up on.

[delicate vapor]

[thorny cave]

I’m not going to forget that @lime beacon you owe me my $12 piss beer

[tame hemlock]

on heresy and damnation? XDDD
I'm done talking w you

[delicate vapor]

the sut

[thorny cave]

[fiery wave]

Silent elites and specials happens whenever.

[lime beacon]

Take me out to a ballgame and I’ll get you all the beers you can drink

[plain iron]

nobody is talking about heresy

[fiery wave]

Silent crushers are the bane of my existence.

[lime beacon]

What we need to be talking about is the Mets

Let’s go Mets

[plain iron]

who

[tame hemlock]

Karien was

[thorny cave]

Deal. I don’t give a shit about baseball. But I can after beers

[plain iron]

I'm not from the US

[south jetty]

Vets should be able to have the funky weapon spec play style with quick swapping between weapons focusing more on skirmish style fighting, and also have hard-hitting specialist hunting tactics that can make las weapons shine with both their damage and ammo economy. Right now they're just shout, plasma, dueling sword wahwah babies

[bright hawk]

Does any1 know why my havoc games take forever to load, I keep joining after 10 mins or some shit then I’m in the game with zero health

[thorny cave]

Actually baseball is cool. It’s respectable sport

[elder merlin]

I dmed you my reaction to this emote

[fiery wave]

I did say damnation. Which was what they used to balance on.

[south jetty]

I loved running a ranged build with the boltgun just wish it wasn't so hungry

[nimble glade]

What I expect a Havoc 40 veteran to look like is literally a Tempestus Scion with hellgun, and vox backpack... Instead we get trooper Bob with the equipment lesser than a PDF on a fringe backwater planet where they only use auto guns. Lol

[lime beacon]

Being drunk and having money in the game makes any sport a million times more fun to watch

[thorny cave]

It does. It makes the food taste actually good lol

[lime beacon]

Yeah

[plain iron]

sport betting is a huge gambling problem I am told

[south jetty]

I would love las weapons more on vet if they actually let vet use ranged weapons better

[plain iron]

do not recommend

[lime beacon]

Let’s drink coors until we vomjt and get novelty 2 foot long pretzels

[thorny cave]

Haha! Makes me feel like I’m not a peasant in this… world

[fiery wave]

The thing is, more effort required on vet to do the same thing oggy does.

[delicate vapor]

sent my reaction to the reaction

[elder merlin]

Anyone lookin at me for more than 2 seconds is the bane of my existence

[thorny cave]

Oh I won’t vomit off coors man it takes me wild Turkey or bourbon

[elder merlin]

[lime beacon]

Ooooh

[slim axle]

Anyways chat im gonna go to sleep and dream about a Pelager class with Harpoon Throwers and Spear Meeles

[delicate vapor]

[thorny cave]

We’d have to steal the keg to get
Me drunk I’m like an ogryn when it comes to drinking and I don’t drink often

[lime beacon]

I am perceiving you

[fiery wave]

So... bane?

[nimble glade]

I'd play veteran as my secondary if they got Tempestus Scion gear or just proper elite storm trooper kit. Hellguns would easily make the class my secondary.

[plain iron]

people talking about beers and sports and general chat dies

classic

[delicate vapor]

mm beer

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

I'm busy eating peanut butter out of the jar

[slim axle]

Mm beer

[tough cargo]

are you unable to see people talking about everything else?

[whole musk]

Gee Dubs says no more hellguns for you

[thorny cave]

They say that if you say @elder merlin name three times in the mirror with the light off he’ll either play dark tide with you or ghost poop in your toilet

[nimble glade]

Just want las daka. Simple as

[fiery wave]

I swear if we just get recons but faster...

[elder merlin]

"We both know you'll have to imagine the fires"

[nimble glade]

Recon las does less than 300 dmg

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

only I'm allowed to poop in my toilet 😡

[lime beacon]

You sound like a lightweight

[thorny cave]

Oh fuck no

[nimble glade]

Hellguns should give 500 bare minimum. With thousands of shots. High rate of fire.

That would be peak!

[elder merlin]

Takes 3 white claw tallbois to get me blitzed

[fiery wave]

I know, but Vets are currently getting the short stick so if the Hellguns end up like that, I wouldn't be surprised.

[vocal pewter]

More than anything I just wish they got some minor buffs rather than needing a full rework
Executioner stance should last 10 seconds, not 5
And it should highlight for your allies by default

[thorny cave]

Give me some of that sutter home. I can take a 4 pack of mini spritzers like oven

[south jetty]

I don't drink much because I drink to enjoy what I got and one little drink puts a smile on my face

tactical alcohol consumption

[thorny cave]

This is light weight

[lime beacon]

I can almost make it through one glass of wine before I start flirting with the waiter

[fiery wave]

You just want to be glared at.

[nimble glade]

No, the hellguns are peak! They can kill space marines!

[south jetty]

I don't drink to get drunk I drink to have a nice little buzz

[thorny cave]

All alcohol consumption is tactical unless your a boob

[vocal pewter]

Hellguns are described as DMRs though

[elder merlin]

With the release of the arbite, i am looking forward to what the rest of the year brings for darktide

[fiery wave]

To be fair, a bolter already can.

[south jetty]

All I need is a glass of mead

[fiery wave]

Or plasma.

[tough cargo]

you hear the pregnant women? get blitzed. its tactical.

[lime beacon]

Shit, probably like 1 map if we’re lucky, it’s almost vacation season in Sweden

[vocal pewter]

las weapons don't really have any sort of LMG stand in aside from like

[elder merlin]

Technically i wanna be the little spoon in a relationship, loved and cared for. But thats besides the point

[vocal pewter]

multilas which a human can't carry

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

who's the woman 🤨

[delicate vapor]

[west swallow]

day 2 of arbitide

[elder merlin]

Damn

[tough cargo]

i guess you wouldn't understand

[vocal pewter]

the guard typically uses autoguns and heavy bolters as their LMG weapons

[elder merlin]

Dont we still have 2 big updates for darktide this year? Thought they said?

@lime beacon

[whole musk]

In 5th Ed when they got renamed hotshot Lasguns they gained AP3 but were otherwise AP5 in 3rd and 4th ed

[south jetty]

🤨

[nimble glade]

Yes, but you're a veteran. Not a space marine.

[south jetty]

Better not be callin me a woman

[whole musk]

In 2nd Ed they only got a little more Str and no bonus

[lime beacon]

I was kidding, if they said 2 I trust them

I am a hoper now after arbites

[whole musk]

So technically hellguns as they existed were really ass at killing marines

No better than lasguns

[fiery wave]

Don't most?

[elder merlin]

Didnt they? Honestly its been awhile, would have to ask Kitefin

[vocal pewter]

in lore they're supposed to be able to punch through ceramite which is like... so weird

[whole musk]

Which edition lore? What year?

[nimble glade]

Too many changes, las heavy machine gun. 500 damage, thousands of shots, high rate of fire. Piercing. Crit. Burn. Simple as

[vocal pewter]

if a hellgun can punch through power armor why don't the space marines use it

[whole musk]

Because the lore has changed several times around it

[elder merlin]

Cause Mortis was big update 1 and Arbite was two, wasnt it?

[vocal pewter]

yeah hellguns and hotshots being interchangable then being seperate etc etc

[fiery wave]

No, a bolter to a marine's face will kill.

[tough cargo]

in lore, depending on who's writing and when, anything can pierce ceramite or nothing can pierce ceramite.

[whole musk]

AP3 was only a 5th ed change

[south jetty]

No I need to hunt someone with a stone knife and my teeth and they need to be ready to kill me with the same

[nimble glade]

Ogryn is more of a veteran gunner than veterans are currently..

[nimble glade]

Yes.

[elder merlin]

I mean, to be fair, some people's expectations in a relationship might be a little freakier, but generally, yeah

[vocal pewter]

space marines can go from literally slapping bolt shells out of the air to getting 1 tapped

[stable fox]

[whole musk]

I just want the weapon Scab Gunners have

[nimble glade]

Lex pilled

[lime beacon]

Earlier in the year, strawhat said there were 4 total planned, yeah

[fiery wave]

That is the problem. Oggies can do it with 0 talents. Vets minmax to heck to hit the breakpoint.

[elder merlin]

The space marine that died to a stone tipped spear

[nimble glade]

Same

[vocal pewter]

honestly though I think the """correct canon""" regarding if a bolter can punch through ceramite is that it can't

[south jetty]

For example, my ideal one is a rich person giving me all of their money anonymously and then being put through a Saw trap

We never speak to each other

[fiery wave]

That's just a you thing.

[lime beacon]

But that was end of December so they might’ve adjusted their plan

[nimble glade]

Imperial Guard simulator.

[lime beacon]

Who knows

[south jetty]

I NEED IT

[vocal pewter]

if a single shot could kill a space marine then the loyalists wouldn't have needed to figure out tactics for fighting other space marines, it would basically just be infantry vs infantry

[lime beacon]

Fatshark don’t tell us stuff no more since we are a cruel mistress regarding timelines

[whole musk]

I think hotshots now are Str 3 still? Meaning that it'll penetrate power armor but fail to wound the dude, idk how that works lmfao

[fiery wave]

Eh, I just want hedpats and cuddles at times.

[elder merlin]

With how Mortis trials was, i would assume one of the big updates would be a chaos wastes equivalent update, no idea on the final one though

[south jetty]

one day I may become a giant mycelial fiend yet

[tough cargo]

man we still got people quoting stuff pre-launch as bible scripture and trying to hold FS to it

[vocal pewter]

I would prefer that the arbites was just nerfed PLUS some vet buffs but that's unlikely

[nimble glade]

PvP mode for @vagrant saffron so he can hunt people down as chaos Mobian 6th Gunner.

[vocal pewter]

not a huge nerf just some things to bring them back down to earth

true solo mode: You play as a space marine

[vagrant saffron]

[vocal pewter]

but the trapper still makes you her bitch

[whole musk]

Give vets a melta

[elder merlin]

Doubtful, im still surprised they added that to vermintide 2

[fiery wave]

And don't get me started on melee damage. Oggies just get free 400% damage for attacking. Which lore wise is fine, but you get that on top of specials 1 tap.

[tough cargo]

give vets akimbo shredder pistols

[quartz isle]

are the servers fucked rn or is that me

[elder merlin]

But i doubt they'd do it again for another game, especially since they wouldnt add the versus mode to console

[static kite]

sorry I ate the servers

[nimble glade]

Whatever the mode is, I just hope it ain't boring and very rewarding.

[lime beacon]

Muh solo mode

[fiery wave]

Net guns OP.

[elder merlin]

I couldnt even imagine a player controlled scab gunner with the fucking laserbeam lmg lol

[whole musk]

I mean... IIRC Astartes Heavy Webbers could immobilize another Astartes..

[vocal pewter]

give vet the trapper netguns

[elder merlin]

That'd be more hellish than the skaven gunner and gasser

[whole musk]

Maybe they just got their hands on one lmao

[elder merlin]

[tough cargo]

maybe one day in the future, but i wouldn't hold my breath were I you

[fiery wave]

Perma CC'd bosses.

[south jetty]

Scab trapper just called me and said she wanna play Peggle with me and I know she ain't got that game 🤔

[whole musk]

I don't understand why people keep asking for a solo mode tbh

[nimble glade]

I think the new rework Ogryn is very good. They just need to rework Veteran and Zealot. Then maybe Psykers too if they start to underperform later on in comparison.

[elder merlin]

Oh somethin gonna get peggled alright

[whole musk]

Isn't the whole point of the game that it's a social/team game?

[elder merlin]

[whole musk]

It's like saying "yo I want left 4 dead but solo"

[south jetty]

because they're antisocial apex redditors that think roadmaps are normal and every part of a roadmap is a solemnly sworn promise

[tough cargo]

there are times when im baked that it would be nice to run through a game solo and not deal with people who don't understand to not hoover all the ammo or things like that. but im with you for the most part.

[vocal pewter]

challenge runs

[whole musk]

"I want an mmorpg but solo"

[fiery wave]

Zealot next, vet next year from guesses.

[whole musk]

"I want cs1.6 but solo"

[south jetty]

also they're probably the types to get chat banned in most games

[zinc marsh]

ngl
give Just give them the sniper's rifle, trigger-pull-to-actual-fire delay included.

[vocal pewter]

sniper rifles would be quite difficult to get use out of

[zinc marsh]

Give it revolver's cleave

[elder merlin]

"I want runescape but solo"

[south jetty]

I'd use it on every trapper

[zinc marsh]

....
i mean
this exists...

[vocal pewter]

"lemme just scope in to- oh I've been backstabbed by 8 dudes who spawned ontop of me"

[delicate vapor]

[whole musk]

"eve online but solo"

[south jetty]

World of Warcraft... but solo

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but dont tell them that

[zinc marsh]

like just look up erenshor

[quartz isle]

nah irons exist

[south jetty]

Iron sights aren't that bad

[tough cargo]

a single shot ironsight rifle?

[quartz isle]

Yes

[tough cargo]

can I introduce you to Headhunters

[whole musk]

Lmao stubrifle

[quartz isle]

seems like something WH woulfd have

[vocal pewter]

yooooo laslock rifles

[whole musk]

Yooooo

[south jetty]

They should let us have options though like the infantry las "scope"

[whole musk]

I'm down for this

[south jetty]

love those

[whole musk]

Remember when darktide was supposed to have a weapon attachments system?

Fun times

[south jetty]

no

[elder merlin]

You fire once and immediatrly die

[tough cargo]

give me a grenade launcher

[whole musk]

Ogryn be like

[tough cargo]

give my vet a grenade launcher

[whole musk]

What if

We gave the vet a missile launcher

And krak/frag/plasma rounds

[elder merlin]

I wish they'd just integrate that goofy weapon mod on pc into the game, the one that lets you do all the wonky customization for every weapon

[quartz isle]

Single Beam Meltagun

The best version with a blue beam

from DOW2

[whole musk]

Yeah so I think that mod taps into what was intended as the original weapon attachment system before it was axed

[fiery wave]

I already suggested grenade launcher that uses the type of 'nades you took.

[whole musk]

Yeah but we already have a nade launcher

Missile launcher funnier

[elder merlin]

I want my nuke launcher 4000

[whole musk]

Sir quake/doom are asking for their BFG back

[tough cargo]

give my vet an under barrel grenade launcher

[fiery wave]

Frags are your classic horde type, kraks is like hyperpropellant from DRG, smoke is a gas bomb to counter gas the bloody farters.

[elder merlin]

No, mine now

[whole musk]

Accatrans in tabletop had an under barrel single shot AGL

Different accatran mark though

But no reason why they wouldn't be compatible

[vocal pewter]

It's kinda funny. The reason we don't have any "strong" grenade launchers was probably because they were afraid they would be OP

being able to wipe rooms in a few shots

[whole musk]

Yup

[elder merlin]

[vocal pewter]

but now it barely matters

[whole musk]

Imagine just one shotting a crusher horde

[tough cargo]

yeah that would never happen with how the game's balanced right now

[elder merlin]

Imagine not putting more weapons in your game

[fiery wave]

Which annoys me. The guardsmen should have had it. >_>

[tough cargo]

[halcyon glen]

E

[whole musk]

Grenade gauntlet is too 40k to not include though

[fiery wave]

Stares HARD at Rumbler.

[elder merlin]

Ogryn needs more weapons, Fatshark

[thorny cave]

Ogryn needs custom emojis

[fiery wave]

No, look at Rumbler.

[tough cargo]

i think we're almost at the end of new weapons, though

[whole musk]

I mean for years ogryn had the ass worst weapon selection

[elder merlin]

Goddamn swedish and games workshop

[whole musk]

Give them a break

They weren't even a strong class

[vocal pewter]

rumbler used to be turbo dogshit

[whole musk]

You played ogryn because you wanted ogryn vibes

[thorny cave]

Games workshop isn’t country bungryn

[whole musk]

Not because ogryn good

[onyx spruce]

Anyone ever feel like they just get a bad shit out of luck havoc week playing just so bad or do I need to take a break lol.

[fiery wave]

But now it's absolute cancer.

[whole musk]

All ogryn weapons used to be turbo dogshit except heavy stubber and sometimes ripper

[tough cargo]

i haven't touched havoc since i got the cosmetics. im good without more havoc.

[thorny cave]

You’ll be back. I said this once too

[onyx spruce]

Honestly ya havoc just stressful I really don’t need to play I have everything lol

[thorny cave]

Ok guys. Serious question

[fiery wave]

Slab was still okay, same for pickaxes.

[onyx spruce]

The reset fucked me over I was at 30 down to 20 now I’m just loosing

[thorny cave]

Zola or dukane who would you go on date with?

[tough cargo]

yeah no. im over 1k hours and spent exactly the amount of time i needed for havoc. that game mode is not for me.

[astral lotus]

Hestia prine

[thorny cave]

They did her portrait so dirty

[onyx spruce]

Honestly real idk why I keep going to it lol I got both title for auric I just want to know I have actual rank 40 I guess lol

[whole musk]

I mean ranged weapons, sorry

[thorny cave]

Her old one was better lol

[whole musk]

Old slab was a meme

Ogryns would sit with it deployed

[fiery wave]

Twinlinked on bosses.

[whole musk]

And go "LOOK I TANKING" for the team in front of them while they got backstabbed and died

[thorny cave]

lol

[whole musk]

Yes I pointed that out as the exception already

[tough cargo]

best of luck on that. i do recommend taking a brief break from havoc; but, right now is probably the best time to play havoc before the next lull.

[fiery wave]

You said heavy stubber. Why, weh?

[onyx spruce]

Ya I should just be playing new class honestly but zely is my main baby and best I play as in havoc but ya I should just take a break lol

[whole musk]

Sorry, stubber used to be one weapon, not two

[onyx spruce]

Usually when I come back I’m a bit better

[whole musk]

I'm talking about release

[onyx spruce]

Tired of fucking ninja crushers and gunners that only target me even when I’m not agroing them.

[fiery wave]

I know. Is why ppl call it twink now.

[whole musk]

The twin linked stubber is really a twin linked heavy stubber

It's odd that fs called the new stubber heavy stubber but eh

[fiery wave]

Maybe GW said to do it.

[tough cargo]

maybe a character limit? who knows.

[fiery wave]

All the renaming was GW requested.

[whole musk]

Yup

[onyx spruce]

Anyone down help me level up class don’t need to talk but would like if anyone has any higher rank could help rank faster.

[whole musk]

I'm sure GW signed off on it

[onyx spruce]

Sorry Ik not right channel

[whole musk]

But ever more of the typical GW weapons confusion

Like how there's now 20 different volkite weapons to fit every size from extra small to smedium to medium to knight to titan

Same with bolt weapons now having a bunch of differentiations depending on what unit is carrying it

[tough cargo]

this is what happens when you need to constantly push something to prove to corporate overlords that you're working

[whole musk]

Lmao I actually agree with this

[onyx spruce]

True

[whole musk]

Or when you go from balancing around units carrying weapons to balancing a unit

"oh if we give that unit a heavy bolter it's still too weak, let's make it a stronger heavy bolter, model it slightly bigger, and call it some other kind of bolter"

[fiery wave]

Ask in LFG for your region.

[onyx spruce]

I will👍

[whole musk]

Lexicanum says 23 different bolt weapons. Remember when it was just bolt pistol, bolter, storm bolter, heavy bolter, and Vulcan?

Then they spun out the three twin linked bolters into a hurricane bolter for the land raider crusader and storm raven

Primaris brought like 5 new bolt weapons after

[fiery wave]

More model types to sell!

[whole musk]

Grey knights went from "psychic ammo boltguns" to "psycannon"

[tired steeple]

I was confused on why you’d pick the heavy stubber over the twin linked one

Learned the regular barrel one is like

A bloody canon

[whole musk]

I think the castigator bolt cannon is just two avengers strapped together?

And the mauler is an oversized heavy bolter?

And the ardex defensor is either two heavy bolters or two maulers?

Fuck I'm confused now

[fiery wave]

It's better for being vet but actually stupid good in melee.

[zinc marsh]

oh dont worry
they still got wrist mounted storm bolters so between their gymnastic flourishes with their fucking power spear, they can pop some heretic's ass with the real spiderman's shooter

[elder stone]

I ate some cookies and had some lemonade

And played some video games

[icy wedge]

is it hard to get havoc 40 nowadays with randos and PUGs?

[keen delta]

Do Mortis trials count towards progressing your difficulty?

[elder merlin]

Zola, Dukane seems like she'd be kinda prissy

[elder merlin]

What kind of cookies

[glacial horizon]

so now that we have the Adeptus Arbites in Darktide, wonder who else will show up? Would Tempestus Scions be too much?

[keen delta]

Next class has already been confirmed to be 3 ratlings in a trench coat.

[fiery wave]

I feel like vets were originally supposed to be that but gotten gimped? Explains the incomplete set.

[quartz isle]

I love scions, but they would make vet obsolete entirely

[elder stone]

Chocolate chip with peanut butter

[glacial horizon]

fair point

[lethal solstice]

Scions is literally just vet

And there are also already Scion’s cosmetics

[elder merlin]

Nice

[calm igloo]

guys, is it only me, or you too have problems with showing donating cosmetics for arbites in shop? its like empty to me

[elder merlin]

There will be no more arbite cosmetics until Morale improves or everyone dies

Whichever comes first

[arctic shoal]

Havoc set
Penance set
Blue set
Red se-
Non penance red camo set
White set
recolored blue sets

All missing

[calm igloo]

the funniest thing, i bought cosmetic upgrade from deluxe with doggo, but when im opening the dog customization game instant crushing

[zenith merlin]

thats how it is

[calm igloo]

absolute cinema

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Welcome to fartshark

[elder stone]

Bigfish

[elder merlin]

Back again for more, huh?

[delicate vapor]

[rugged raptor]

why is nobody playing the events does nobody want free resources

[elder stone]

Masochism

[keen scroll]

Is the best way to finally get into havoc to do party finder? It says I need at least 2 members but I've mostly just been playing pubs.

[elder stone]

I’ve only done party finder

I think it works well

[keen scroll]

Ah gotcha thanks 😄

[glacial horizon]

Would the next logical choice be Ratlings then? Though I feel they would have a tough time as snipers since it is so easy for enemies to just spawn behind you.

[lethal solstice]

Ratlings are an outright no

Too short for the level design

Making stuff ogryn compatible is hard enough

[digital tundra]

Also Fatshark have stated they don't wanna play with POVs like the Ogryn or Barden again

[lethal solstice]

And they aren’t exactly known for their shining melee prowess

[thick coyote]

"Logical"

As 70% of the line of sight on the maps is constantly blocked by cover higher than a Ratling

[digital tundra]

A halfling NPC would be cool though

Ratling

Whatever

[thick coyote]

The real logical

Would be a Red Robe

[elfin pagoda]

do u guys ever get tired of this game

[zinc marsh]

inb4 we get elysian shocktroop w/ jetpacks

[thick coyote]

Lemme check my 2k hours

[zinc marsh]

only of the endless amount of "why the fuck" that i encounter in pubs

[thick coyote]

Only time I got tired of this game

[digital tundra]

Not really, but I like to take breaks from it, because playing for like 1 or 2 hours a day is good enough for me

More is also okay

[thick coyote]

I mained old Ogryn for like a month

[digital tundra]

But I don't like burning out

[elfin pagoda]

what do u do after u beat havoc 40

[digital tundra]

Play something else idk

[zinc marsh]

every penance

[digital tundra]

Ya win the video game

Ya killed Wolfa, and ate the Admonition's big three

300 tons of rations for ya, sah

[zinc marsh]

admonition has a tre-
oh
right
Its in hab dreyko

[thick coyote]

You go and beat H40 with underperforming weapons

[digital tundra]

That's at least one of their trees anyway, they probably have more elsewhere

Probably

[zinc marsh]

I mean if they're anything like the one in hab dreyko
They probably dont taste that good
why eat them

[digital tundra]

I said big three not big tree

As in the top three leaders in Admonition

[zinc marsh]

Sorry 'earin been off since the faceplate bashed me face's plate in

[digital tundra]

Nah ya good, sah

Bone 'ead gruttin' me up good as well

[sullen robin]

day 4 asking @olive badger @forest creek to revert changes taking away universal headgear from arbites

[digital tundra]

Gonna be honest: I doubt Fatshark can revert the change without getting some lip from GW

[elder stone]

I hate how GW is sometimes

[digital tundra]

We all do, don't worry

They're pretty weird with how they select things

[thick fog]

Man gonna ping them everyday now

[elder stone]

Just give me a death korps of krieg Helldivers style game and I’ll be happy 💔

[thick fog]

GW and probably Tencent too lol

[digital tundra]

Tencent I doubt

[thick fog]

Tencent about to tell to make a seperate bionic eye and sell full price for arbites

[digital tundra]

Mmmm doubt it

[thick fog]

No shared cosmetics

[digital tundra]

They're pretty hands off with Darktide as a whole

[elder stone]

Tencent about to put me into the medicae station and force me to be a servitor

[sullen robin]

the @ will continue untill morale improves

[thick fog]

It's funny that the headgears are not shared for arbites but the backpacks are lol

[digital tundra]

Otherwise, we would've seen alot more radical changes to the game and aesthetics as a whole I feel

[thick fog]

No arbites gonna use an ordinary old dirty bag

[vocal pewter]

yes

[sullen robin]

or untill they tell me to fuck off and them being open to feedback was a lie

[elder stone]

I feel like veteran and zealot are just begging for shared cosmetics

They are pretty much the same class

Just one is ranged and the other is melee

[thick fog]

Really all human classes should share cosmetics at least from bionic eyes and such

[elder merlin]

You beat havoc with underperforming weapons

I beat havoc with no weapons

We are not the same

[thick fog]

There are exceptions of cosmetics to be class locked

[sullen robin]

all three classes (formerly arbites aswell) share a ton of headpiece cosmetics their are also like 4 maybe more that share specifically to only vet and zeal

[vocal pewter]

Really wish they gave ogryn striaght up knuckle dusters

[thick fog]

But bionic eyes should be shared

[elder merlin]

You and me both

[elder merlin]

Tell that to your games workshop masters

[thick coyote]

You should Slap spam yourself
Now!

[elder merlin]

I'll eat you

[elder stone]

Games Workshop will lobotomize me and make me a servitor

[thick coyote]

You're going to starve

[elder merlin]

Wouldnt be out of character for a rich, out of touch company

[thick fog]

How about I go workshop my explosives and bomb their games

[elder stone]

My brain eating amoeba learning my head is empty:

[elder merlin]

Whatever changes the status quo

[zenith bobcat]

Welp, that took a while, but hit me 5500 pennce. Though new arbiter release certainly sped it up by a couple weeks

[thick coyote]

It's time to party like it's 40k23

[elder stone]

We should turn the wh40k series into something like call of duty where we release slop every year

[thick coyote]

Walks into a forge world with nothing but a scrappy Autogun

[marsh iris]

Removal of universal cosmetics, Mandated Edict: Testicular Torsion

[arctic shoal]

Check mobile phone

[elder stone]

Instructions unclear: no balls?

[arctic shoal]

[elder stone]

💔

[marsh iris]

we put them on and twist

[elder stone]

[thick coyote]

[elder merlin]

I honestly wish they would make a battlefront styled game, or a better eternal crusade

[thorny cave]

Chaos wastes

We need a real chaos wastes

[marsh iris]

Nurgle's wastes

[elder stone]

A Helldivers 2 style game

[thorny cave]

Not this bullshit ass visions mode

[elder merlin]

If only

[thorny cave]

Gws hd2 is sm2

Unfortunately

[elder stone]

Make me CEO of gw

[thorny cave]

That’s there pve co op

[elder stone]

I’ll make things better

[marsh iris]

you have my permission

[elder stone]

Thanks garutty

[thorny cave]

I’m sure you would. GW has always been slow with media. They like a slow beast or constipated turd. Hard pressed to pass but once passed MASSIVE

[digital tundra]

Funny thing is that we're in a better age of Warhammer as a whole thanks to the latest CEO, who isn't as afraid of expanding upon the franchise as the last guy lmao

[thorny cave]

It’s in a golden age

For fucking sure

[elder stone]

Id take it further

Lego collab

[thorny cave]

10 years ago you only had emperors talk to speech

I think astartes. And SM as only media

[digital tundra]

Yep, now you see a variety of stuff nowadays; 40k especially is now mainstream

[thorny cave]

And dawn of war

Oh fuck yeah

[elder stone]

Imagine a 40k movie

[thorny cave]

It’s proliferated across medium

[arctic shoal]

Trench crusade>40k

[thorny cave]

A

[digital tundra]

A fuckin' war game that was known to be niche to specific nerds is mainstream

[arctic shoal]

[elder stone]

Trench crusade is honestly pretty cool

It has my seal of approval

[thorny cave]

A game with a character named Obiwan Sherlock cloussaeu

And obscure sci-fi pop culture references

[delicate vapor]

🦭

[lethal solstice]

That name is from the 80’s

[thorny cave]

I’m happy it’s entered this age

It’s gettin the glow it deserves. And I trust GW to handle the IP well

They seen other sci fi IPs get bodied by corporate interests

They might be a corporation but the unique thing about GW is that they are their own empire built on minis lol

[arctic shoal]

Star wars

[thorny cave]

They can afford to be like “get fucked”

And they got a legal team to protect their IP from getting gaffed

[quartz isle]

GW is a shite company that sues fans for making fan animations

[thorny cave]

It’s unfortunate but I’m sure if you asked the creator of Astartes how he doin he’d be sayin “eatin good” cause he part of the team

[elder stone]

Hush servitor, you have no room to speak badly of our imperial overlords

[quartz isle]

Sure 1 success story

Theres many more that are down right unfair

They have been going after cosplayers

[thorny cave]

Like what?

[quartz isle]

and people who sell cosplay armor

[elder stone]

Just found a video titled “Which TF2 class would Adolf Hitler main”

I’ll get back you up guys in 15 minutes

[thorny cave]

The IP is the product

[south jetty]

Have y'all thought about how kitties are very silly instead of servitorizing serfs for once? Maybe useful things would get DONE around here for once

[thorny cave]

If you let people do whatever they want with it than it’s everyone’s product to sell. It sucks but if we want cool games it’s a necessary evil. It may not be morally or ethically correct

[quartz isle]

Im not gonna quote specifics because I'd hate to misinform you but Janovich made a decent couple videos explaining the situation

[quartz isle]

Thats not how that works

[thorny cave]

Dm the vids. I’d love to watch them

[quartz isle]

Theres loads of Ip laws

[thorny cave]

I’m always interested in learning about GWs business model

[quartz isle]

that allow fan and parody work

[thorny cave]

Oh yeah.

[quartz isle]

Its just GW strikes the vids

some of which may actually be illegal

[marsh iris]

fans arts are like free promotion

[quartz isle]

i suspect they have an AI doing it

yeah they have a bunch of free advertisement

and yet the yshoot themselves in the foot

[south jetty]

Alfabusa 😭

[thorny cave]

They don’t need that anymore

That’s prolly why they are either copying it

[elder stone]

Skipped through it and the answer is Medic

[thorny cave]

Co-opting

[south jetty]

I miss the Alfa Legion....

[quartz isle]

Yes they dont, but to shoot the people who propped up and saved their company when it was almost bankrupt is insane work.

[thorny cave]

Or saying “get the fuck out”

[south jetty]

bravest of us all

[elder stone]

Commanda of da fird rike🗣️🗣️

[thorny cave]

Hmm when was it almost bankrupt? I don’t doubt that. When they killed fantasy the company was on hard times

[south jetty]

Your finger must have burning trying to keep you from clicking that video

[quartz isle]

Multiple times

They were until primaris and guilliman's return

[south jetty]

and now we lost Alfa my boy

[thorny cave]

That’s right after age of sigmar too so makes sense

[south jetty]

though I'm glad he was able to adapt well to what happened and he's happy with what he's doing now but fuuuuck dude

[thorny cave]

Age of Sigmar came out

Then they rebooted 40K a bit

That’s when I came back to minis

[quartz isle]

Out of curiosity are you knew to WH?

[thorny cave]

No lol

[kindred wraith]

Just found out masteries are account wide im so thankful; for that

[thorny cave]

I’ve got a bookshelf of armies

[quartz isle]

As a company GW has done some really cool stuff, and so much shitty things

[elder stone]

I wish I had money for wh figurines

[quartz isle]

They are a company

[thorny cave]

But, I came back in 2017

Right at the dawn of the “golden age” that we’re seeing climax

[quartz isle]

the worst part is that they could be a company everyone loves if they just took a breather, reduced prices slightly, and eased up on their crusade against their own fans

[thorny cave]

I came into 40K cause fantasy was nuked

And I didn’t like AoS

I came to like AoS

I’ve got a few AoS armies

[south jetty]

I wish I had money for one 40k model to paint like an absolute princess but nah that shit's way too much

[gusty peak]

The arbiter and the new weapons with it (I think they’re new?) are great quality and all fun to play with

[south jetty]

I'll paint battlemechs like princesses instead

[elder stone]

It’s either an army of little guys or gothic clothing for 90$💔🫩

[quartz isle]

do a kill team

or look for their boxes of one

[south jetty]

holy shit I could get so much work clothes with $90

That's new socks, shirts, and boxer briefs

[elder stone]

It’s one set too

[elder stone]

I probably will

[south jetty]

That would be multiple sets for me

[elder stone]

But I’m trash at tabletop so I would end up just collecting like 600 figurines

[quartz isle]

i suck at it too dw

i also suck at painting

[elder stone]

Gothic Princess clothing does NOT come cheap

[quartz isle]

and i hate building

[elder stone]

Twins💔

[quartz isle]

so my pile of shame is large

my gf says no more until i paint all my current ones

😭

[south jetty]

We have to support our gothic princess economy

[elder stone]

Yes twincess

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

I'd dress like one if I had a reason to wear all that besides me looking at myself

[elder stone]

[quartz isle]

I wore a nice shirt once

Engineering moment 😎

[south jetty]

I mostly wear button up shirts and dress pants like an old man

If I get fancy

[quartz isle]

I will have to soon

[south jetty]

this isn't often

[elder stone]

I wear baggy clothing

[delicate vapor]

i need silk pjs...

[quartz isle]

goin for that military contractor job

[south jetty]

The usual is trailer park trash fits

[delicate vapor]

if its comfortable the rest dont matter

[south jetty]

sleeveless shirts, gym shorts, socks n sandals sometimes, tube socks

[elder stone]

Oversized pants and baggy white shirts

[south jetty]

Beat up $20 sneakers that yearn for death

[elder stone]

My sneakers have survived 3 years of daily wearing

[marsh iris]

get into your killing onesies and do emperor proud

[quartz isle]

i have the same shoes i did in HS, I graduated 5 years ago...

[south jetty]

I need my Astartes grade killing bra

[delicate vapor]

i need a onesie of my legion

[elder stone]

What if we got matching onesies and played darktide together

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

need my onesie with hazard tape designs on it

and spikes

[elder stone]

I sent what I mean in dms btw

[elder stone]

Stegosaurus

[delicate vapor]

le iron warriors

[marsh iris]

possible but we wouldnt, timezone thing

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

you smell too bad

[elder stone]

💔💔💔💔

[marsh iris]

and that

[quartz isle]

well im outta here

[stable fox]

-# What in the kark-

[quartz isle]

gotta go write up a module for my groups dark heresey campaign

[south jetty]

See you even know. Very wise

Keeping people safe

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

I gotta keep working on my Spelljammer characters.....

[marsh iris]

but you cant even stop smelling it

[south jetty]

I'm strong enough to help keep it at bay without dying from it

This is why I like to annoy you

[elder stone]

This is what I come back to after leaving the chat 😭😭😭😭

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

LMAO

he started that fight btw

💅

[stable fox]

-# karkers needs to be isolated in #zealot-class ...

[marsh iris]

yeah i like to play fighting

[south jetty]

No way

[south jetty]

We're the general chat chads

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

play more toys

[elder stone]

Chuderal chat

[elder stone]

Billions must chat

[south jetty]

chadderal chat

[gilded socket]

I hate ogryns

[south jetty]

Adderall

[delicate vapor]

nothing ever happens

[elder stone]

Hugs and Kisses

[south jetty]

my spine shall realign good night

[gilded socket]

I think ogryns should be put down like the animals they are

[south jetty]

you're going to scare the shit outta him

be careful

[elder stone]

Scoliosis

[south jetty]

Lumbar spondylosis

[marsh iris]

just so you know im a straight normal person

[compact flint]

Hello!

[south jetty]

He may be friends with me but he's very straight I assure you

[elder stone]

Me too

[elder stone]

Aloha!

[marsh iris]

Hello, scaum!

[compact flint]

ive been playing w the duelling sword and it feels good (ik its busted rn) but what do you guys think theyll do to nerf it

[elder stone]

Combat blade>>>

[compact flint]

shhhhhhhhh they dont need to know

i just love the vermintide 2 whc vibe

[gilded socket]

I hate ogryns

I hate them

Cant stand them

[elder stone]

I hate you.

[marsh iris]

They stand on you

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

Lexmates MUST kiss

[elder stone]

👍

[gilded socket]

THEY ARE NOTHING BUT ANIMALS

[elder stone]

YOURE AN ANIMAL

[south jetty]

I'm an animal!

[compact flint]

lexmates MUST share a bunk to strenghten their bond

[gilded socket]

NOT WRONG

[gilded socket]

THEY DESERVE TO DIE LIKE BEASTS

[elder stone]

We can be animals together

[gilded socket]

Not with you of all people

[rocky ocean]

I come back thinking about playing the new class, but apparently the Arbitrator is a separated DLC that I can't use. Need to pay for it. Guess I have to stick with Space Marine 2 😢

[elder stone]

Okay then WOW rude

[marsh iris]

we become animals and play fighting in the bushes

[south jetty]

booooof baaaark

[gilded socket]

Gargle ‘em bro

[marsh iris]

bow bow

[elder stone]

Gargle what 💔💔💔

[compact flint]

wait,,,, can we all become little bunnies and play in the fields and frolic

[gilded socket]

Baal

[gilded socket]

I hate fun

[elder stone]

We don’t have

[south jetty]

aruuruuruu

[vapid axle]

now that I have seen all these cutscenes, can I turn the post mission ones off?

[gilded socket]

I HATE FUN I HATE IT I HATE PEOPLE HAVING FUN

[elder stone]

I hate puppies

[elder stone]

Just sayin

[south jetty]

the girls is fighting

i almost spelt that wrong

[elder stone]

Is fighting

[delicate vapor]

calm thy nerves

[south jetty]

ooooohhh they fightin

[compact flint]

puppies is the only exception to the hatred and i like it

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

I can literally like

Lobotomize you

[elder stone]

No twincess

[jovial mist]

Why does every "precision" rifle in this game have dogshit sights?

The Mk8 shotgun is a better sniper than most of them lol

[elder stone]

We don’t need good sights

[gilded socket]

Excuse me

[south jetty]

ah think I just done murdered myself

[elder stone]

We have the emperor’s will guiding us

[compact flint]

emperor guide my lasrifle......

[elder stone]

Ecksuze you??? ECKSUZE me

You make my blood BOIL

[gilded socket]

“Emperor guide my pistol” i say as i point it (im not allowed to finish this)

[gilded socket]

Good

Suffer

[elder stone]

What if you said that to a masochist?

[south jetty]

I point my pistol and shoot it but liquid just comes out

[gilded socket]

So?

[elder stone]

They’d like that

[gilded socket]

So?

[elder stone]

So?

[south jetty]

what da fresh hell n high water is going on RN

[compact flint]

are they in the room with us now...

[gilded socket]

So?

[elder stone]

Be quiet servitor

[compact flint]

im going back to getting declined from havoc squads yall have fun

[gilded socket]

I am a loyal Adept of Mars

[elder stone]

Maybe in the medicae station

[gilded socket]

I will not be spoken to like some common degenerate

[elder stone]

Sending hugs and kisses from Armageddon

[gilded socket]

Who fixes your las rifles

I DO

[elder stone]

No?

I do

❤️

[gilded socket]

Nah big bro

I fix them first

[elder stone]

Big bro?

Yeah gang I’m conscripting you

To tertium with you

[gilded socket]

Nah nah

[south jetty]

Is this RP

[gilded socket]

I hope not

[south jetty]

succulent

🍵

[delicate vapor]

👁️

[delicate vapor]

wonder what max is doing

[marsh iris]

fighting

[thorny cave]

Playing

[south jetty]

who is Max

this better not be a ligma

[thorny cave]

He’s Mafia

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

No it’s genuine HATE

[elder stone]

They my opp

[south jetty]

that was a weird way of fighting

[rocky ocean]

game told me I need to finish battle for tertium 15, 17 to be able to play auric maelstrom again. Does this mean I need to do like 17 different missions in campaign?

[elder stone]

Play fighting is still fighting

Geez dad

[gilded socket]

Im so lonely, but only in clutch of steel will i find salvation

[elder stone]

I’m steel

Xoxo

[south jetty]

not enough missing teeth and blood, not fighting, not even play fighting

[gilded socket]

I want to replace my body parts with bionic limbs

Not feel you

[delicate vapor]

tech priest makina 6-9

[south jetty]

I want to kiss a mech

[delicate vapor]

we have mutuals

[elder stone]

We can be servitors together

Girlypop

[marsh iris]

stop hating start fighting

[south jetty]

Start farting

[gilded socket]

How do you know that name

[thorny cave]

Quit tempting me

[gilded socket]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT

WHO

I WANT NAMES

[marsh iris]

unite under one fart

[delicate vapor]

[thorny cave]

You like the Lex in your mouth

[gilded socket]

Oh stocky snd maxie

[south jetty]

By the Lex you will fart

[elder stone]

Just put the lex in me 💔🫩

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

Im gonna climb to the top of tertium and jump off now

[south jetty]

put the Lex in your kidney pocket

[elder stone]

Oh so you just hate me now

[marsh iris]

Fart! In the name of the Lex

[elder stone]

Girlypop

[gilded socket]

I have hated

[south jetty]

what freaky servers are you going on with people puttin 69 in their names huh

[gilded socket]

You wouldn’t get it

[elder stone]

So you love now

[delicate vapor]

some where

[gilded socket]

No

[south jetty]

I get it.

[jaunty path]

It feels powerful when you just punch a reaper and rager

[elder stone]

So you my opp

[jaunty path]

Its like a vibe check

[elder stone]

Okay

[gilded socket]

The full name is: TechPriest Veternüm Makina 6-9

[south jetty]

You cannot evade the owo uwu detector

[pine umbra]

anyone else getting kicked to main menu just after extract and losing the xp for the whole mission? its happened to me about 4 times.

[delicate vapor]

[gilded socket]

A parody of tech priest names

[gilded socket]

I dont really care dude

[elder stone]

💔

[delicate vapor]

they get along so well

[elder stone]

It’s 2 am and I’m bored

[pine umbra]

3:50AM for me

[elder stone]

This was big in 2023 unc

[elder stone]

We can be insomniacs together

[marsh iris]

im outdated

[elder stone]

It’s okay

[marsh iris]

[elder stone]

We can install the brainrot into your brain

[marsh iris]

i'd appreciate that

[south jetty]

No more thinker