general-chat

[modest flume]

This poor lad, all this time...

[sleek harness]

Wtf is this incident

[elder stone]

what in the moebian 21st is happening

[fiery wave]

Trauma.

[thorny cave]

Yeah how the fuck can skaven exist in chasm terminus

[neon zinc]

THERE'S NO TIME FOR PTSD WHEN WORKING FOR THE EMPRAH

[modest flume]

He's not a skaven

[fiery wave]

Warp things.

[sleek harness]

WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCKIN HELL IS CHASM TERMINATUS

[thorny cave]

I don’t know I’m as confused as you

[neon zinc]

Rip yous got amnesia

Its your rat brain protecting you

[modest flume]

He's just a traumatized ratling who has retreated back into his inner mind to play out the power fantasy of being a skaven

[elder stone]

cant we just be a functional family for once

[sleek harness]

I don't know you

[neon zinc]

Never REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[elder stone]

💔

[neon zinc]

[thorny cave]

Only if you admit you are my wife spying on me in discord

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[thorny cave]

You are spying heretics!

[sleek harness]

THEY JUST SAID THAT THEY WERE YOUR WIFE

[elder stone]

im not a heretic

[sleek harness]

AND YOU REFUSED IT

YOU GOT DEMENTIA???

[thorny cave]

No. That can’t be possible

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

im the emperor's most blessed zealot

[neon zinc]

Soon to be arbites

[modest flume]

@fiery wave You see? Extreme outbursts

[round mica]

cant wait

[modest flume]

The scars run deep

[sleek harness]

I will find you.

[modest flume]

He will need all the help he can get

[sleek harness]

I will skin you alive.

If you don't stop lying about trauma.

[neon zinc]

Trauma deez

[sleek harness]

I will crush your nuts

[sleek harness]

If you have any

[bright oyster]

Donald. Wanna darktide?

[modest flume]

patpat I will be here for you, for as long as it takes

[neon zinc]

Crush zac

BALLZAC

[elder stone]

you were dropped as a child

[neon zinc]

Several times

[sleek harness]

Like every single one of you

[elder stone]

i was raised to be a lawful citizen

[sleek harness]

WHY DO YALL KEEP INSISTING I HAVE PTSD ABOUT SOMETHING

[elder merlin]

I used to roll my head in a blanket and roll off the bed as a baby

[neon zinc]

Youre lucky rats dont reach terminal velocity when dropped

[elder merlin]

And i turned out just fine

[sleek harness]

You seeing theses people?

Also good job not being brain dead

[thorny cave]

I must sleep soon. I have to drive on roadtrip tommorow.

I’m finishing up a game of DBD

[bright oyster]

Ah

[elder merlin]

I just came back, what i miss?

[fiery wave]

Patpats. There there... Don't stress yourself.

[modest flume]

Have a good rest, Donald

[sleek harness]

Karien now remembed that I get annoyed with pets

[thorny cave]

I really don’t want too. If I could I would

lol

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

shhhhhh

[modest flume]

Insomnia?

[sleek harness]

Shhh you

[modest flume]

Or don't want to go? Lol

[elder stone]

loo-shhhh

[fiery wave]

No, I always pat you when I see you.

[thorny cave]

I wanna go. But I have to wake up early. So I can get through the city traffic

[sleek harness]

No

[neon zinc]

Pat the rat

[sleek harness]

Theses last months were perfect

[modest flume]

Ah, so it's just not feasible

[sleek harness]

Then you remembered

[thorny cave]

Normally I wouldn’t be opposed. @bright oyster is fun to play with.

[fiery wave]

I was not really in general though.

[modest flume]

In any case, whatever rest you can get helps, I hope

[thorny cave]

Yeah. I will man. Thanks bushman.
If you can. And are on, link up with him. He’s alllrriiighhtt mayyynnere

[modest flume]

🤔 didn't we all play together before?

Like a week ago

[thorny cave]

I think so

Shit we hella did

[neon zinc]

Did you write in your diaries about it

Dear diary, me and the boys had such fun time killing heretics today!

[modest flume]

Are you jealous?

[neon zinc]

Yeah..

[marsh iris]

dear diary, trapper kinda bad

[modest flume]

Next time, we'll include you

[elder stone]

top 3 baddies in darktide

[somber stream]

Is there a place to look for a longterm squad outside of LFG?

[somber stream]

Like a bootleg clan of sort

[sleek harness]

No

Why would we do clans

[neon zinc]

Have you tried loyalistsonly.com

[sleek harness]

What clans we would create? The Egg Ogryn Clan?

[modest flume]

Not really, you just sorta form cliques here

[neon zinc]

Dont put that into a google search

I dont know what it might open

It was a joke

[somber stream]

Ah so you just pair with randos and hope for the best, lovelay

[neon zinc]

Dont get trojan

[sleek harness]

Its a fnaf malware download

[modest flume]

Play some games with some people, you grow a bond, and before you know it, you're the best man at each other's weddings

[neon zinc]

I'd use the "shut off that computer call" fnaf gif if I could

Why wont they LET ME

[sleek harness]

[neon zinc]

I dont pay for my moving pictures

[sleek harness]

Its god damn cheap

[somber stream]

Never change

[sleek harness]

You poor or something?

[neon zinc]

Yeah duh

I dont work

[sleek harness]

I also don't work and I have 71 reais

3 dollars

[neon zinc]

Big money

Broke ass skaven

I been saving my neet allowance for arbites

[sleek harness]

YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID YOU DON'T WORK AND CAN'T AFFORD 2 DOLLARS

[neon zinc]

Is that how little nitro costs?

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[neon zinc]

Says 9.99$ for me

Monthly

[sleek harness]

Poor

It was 8 reais for me

[neon zinc]

Nah I just dont need it

[elder stone]

Basic Nitro is 2.99

[neon zinc]

I dont see the option

[sleek harness]

And its like 2 dollars for you Americans

[neon zinc]

Im not amerikjetski

[elder stone]

you assume im amerskiski

[neon zinc]

Euros for me but for some reason discord dont recognize it

[elder stone]

not a real currency.

[neon zinc]

Euro?

[sleek harness]

Dude still uses gold

[elder stone]

i barter

3 pigs for 1 cow

[neon zinc]

30 squirrel skins for arbites

Get hunting

[sleek harness]

Thats unfair

Try again

[neon zinc]

Nah that's the barter tax

[elder stone]

2 shovels and a heretic bomb squad

[sleek harness]

No

Try again

[neon zinc]

Im taking a loss selling or making mittens of em skins

[elder stone]

why does this remind me of the goblins from clash royale?

[sleek harness]

Just say something to trade

Lazy ass

Like

Your liver

[elder stone]

give me your left kidney and ill give you arbites

[neon zinc]

Fair ish deal

I got 3

[sleek harness]

Its probably worth less than a normal kidney

Try again

[neon zinc]

4

[jovial pine]

i have 12 months of the best nitro sitting in my account

but i dont wanna cancel my current nitro classic sub

[elder stone]

blah blah blah

[sleek harness]

And you almost never use it

[neon zinc]

I'll soon hack an account with 12 months of the best nitro sitting in their acc

[jovial pine]

i dont use it because i dont have it active

[neon zinc]

Computer hack

Chatgpt hack them

[jovial pine]

[neon zinc]

Beep boop

[sleek harness]

Why did you turn off your Discord Netflix

[jovial pine]

i havent

I HAVE NITRO CLASSIC!!!

[sleek harness]

Why did you bought one year of it

[jovial pine]

i got it gifted

[sleek harness]

Why

[jovial pine]

some guy sent it randomly to a discord im in

[sleek harness]

Lucky

Shoulda have been me

[jovial pine]

a dude is also gonna gift me the arbites dlc

[sleek harness]

I use it more often

[sleek harness]

Simp

Does he know you are a boy?

[jovial pine]

but im male that isnt cute as sin

he did a challenge in chat

and i won

(easiest challenge of all time)

[neon zinc]

What was the challenge

[jovial pine]

"first person to answer their favorite pizza topping"

i answered pineapple :')

[neon zinc]

Mf what

[sleek harness]

WHAT

[neon zinc]

So easy

[elder stone]

2/10 ragebait

[neon zinc]

Shoulda atleast made someone ekitten for 5 minutes

[jovial pine]

i had to be quick

[sleek harness]

And I thought your love for K-pop was the worse thing

[jovial pine]

i wouldnt actually answer pineapple

[neon zinc]

Id answer kebab

[elder stone]

anchovies

[sleek harness]

I would say something that was copied in my keyboard

[jovial pine]

my brain recognized "oh shit...i could get free thing?? pizza topping?? hmm...pineapple!" all before reading it completely

[sleek harness]

Like

The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification

Yeah this pizza

[jovial pine]

and you'd have lost because that isnt a pizza topping !!

[neon zinc]

"Do female skaven have 6 titties?"

[sleek harness]

Wtf

What kind of question is this

[jovial pine]

well, do they?

[neon zinc]

Your search history man

[sleek harness]

[neon zinc]

Im just pointing it out

[elder stone]

yes

yes they do

[neon zinc]

Is this factual

Ogryn jamie check this out

[sleek harness]

I said something copied in the keyboard

Dumbass

[neon zinc]

Oh yeah I forgot how ctrl c ctrl v works

Why would you write it down, copypaste, and then google it

It's past marcy's bedtime

[sleek harness]

For a moment you made the stupidest question

[neon zinc]

I forgot how google works too

[long sigil]

i am hungry

what should i eat

[neon zinc]

Deez

Or

Zac

[neon zinc]

Nah but what's the options

What you have ingredients for

If anything goes whip up an omurice

[zinc marsh]

tbf
I dont think its worth even that.

I aint special i'm gonna die a basic bitch
So why dosh out like that?

i got corpse starch to buy

maybe i should invest in better corpse starch

[neon zinc]

Buy the morbo's executive powder

It's good

[zinc marsh]

its not gonna give me bronchitis again will it?

[sleek harness]

Macdonald, order a double burger and chedder, salty french fries, cold half liter of Coca-Cola and milk ice cream

[zinc marsh]

I'm just at the point i can start whinging about living conditions, i dont need to go through it again

[neon zinc]

It mite

[sleek harness]

Go to your closest Macdonald for this special meal

Limited time

[elder merlin]

I'll kill you where you stand, i like pineapple on pizza. I havent had a proper hawaiin (actually canadian, from what i heard) pizza in years. Hard to find a place that puts pineapple, cherries and ham on a pizza.

[jovial pine]

it's alright

[neon zinc]

Mf how hard is it to put pineapple on a pizza

[jovial pine]

cherry is crazy tho

[neon zinc]

Like chug it on there

[zinc marsh]

look
atleast its not fucking beans

[sleek harness]

My sibling likes chocolate pizza. The chocolate pizza is better than any pineapple pizza

[elder merlin]

I said pineapple AND ham AND cherries

Read

[neon zinc]

I have trained my touch sense to detect pineapples in pizza when poking it with a fork

[zinc marsh]

Like i'll situationally take corn on my pizza over fucking beans

[elder merlin]

Poozer

[neon zinc]

I did, ask it without the cherries

[elder merlin]

Im killin you next

[neon zinc]

It's a restaurant you can ask shit

If you can catch me

Im a slippery guy all greased up

[zinc marsh]

This is some none pizza left beef tier insanity on the pizza makers part

[neon zinc]

There's a place here that's famous for their reindeer pizza

It's kinda ass

[zinc marsh]

ok it better have reindeer meat on it and not some weird ass fucking shit on it

[elder merlin]

I like chicken bacon ranch pizza too

[neon zinc]

Well yeah meats meat

I like chicken heavy sour cream and bbq

Also kebab heavy sour cream and stuffs

[zinc marsh]

I'm NOT ok with "Beaver" pizza having nothing but olives, sausage and mushrooms instead of chunks of beaver meat

[neon zinc]

Whole beaver tails

Mmmhmmm

Idk why I imagined it like that

[noble roost]

hey does anyone know how to/know if there's a post in this server on how to make an lfg post

[hidden trout]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[noble roost]

ty

[zinc marsh]

Because, much like Shark Fin Soup, its what people first think of.

Also fun fact

Shark fins?

No fucking nutritional value

Literally just eaten for the hell of it

[neon zinc]

I thought they were only good for fake boner pills

[zinc marsh]

... i thought that was the whole rhino horn thing

[neon zinc]

Oh yeaah

Might be

It's similar in shape

[zinc marsh]

But yeah like shark fins
literally just all cartilage that gives a "Crunchy" texture.
Like there's meat you can eat, but instead you want le funny crunch crunch munch munch?

[neon zinc]

As a kid I only are the tails off of these tiny lake fish we have here

Best part

The crunch

Mmhmmm

[jovial pine]

did you just leave them in the water afterwards

[neon zinc]

Oh they were fried

Before that

[jovial pine]

oh lol

[neon zinc]

Yeah someone else finished em usually

[elder merlin]

[urban beacon]

🤙

[silver mango]

It'd be really funny if Savlar chem dogs were rotated in

Because y'know, arbites and their dogs

[thick coyote]

Savlar Chem Addicted Dogs

[long sigil]

honkong sever is shit

no menor

[elder merlin]

I literally said this last week

Goddamn ai stealin my fucking shit

[long sigil]

what is cop's keystone

hope dont like veteran

[lime beacon]

I don’t think the have told us the arbites keystones yet

[elder merlin]

You want a dark humor cop brutality answer or actual answer?

[lime beacon]

Just blitz, aura, and active ability

[hidden trout]

one of the keystones set you to 1 wound, 1 hp, and 1 toughness
but multiplies your damage by 10,000x

[elder merlin]

Dog, dog, dog

[long sigil]

noo

[thick coyote]

Blows up dog with mind

[long sigil]

shark said 80 talent nod

[elder merlin]

Imagine

[thick coyote]

"mah dog"

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

and

dog can eat dog?

[lime beacon]

Yes

[long sigil]

wow

nice

[lime beacon]

Our dogs will be way more baller than the pox hounds

[long sigil]

ye

[nimble glade]

Cyber Mastiff is crazy though, full on Terminator DOGE skin looks sick!

[marsh iris]

Ball Shredder 3000

[elder merlin]

Squirrel chaser 9000

[arctic shoal]

DS nerf

reviews dropped a bit

[elder merlin]

Still gonna use it because it just feels better than every one of his other melee weapons

[thick coyote]

Not even real nerfs

[arctic shoal]

Relic blade, pmaul, caxe

[feral nacelle]

Relic blade is the one for me

[arctic shoal]

[feral nacelle]

[silver mango]

🥷

[stuck wasp]

The true Martyrdom

[thick coyote]

Stand and Die keystone

You get extra damage while standing still

[thick fog]

Smash Bros Announcer:

SUDDEN DEATH

[thick coyote]

The opposite of Skirmisher

😭

[halcyon glen]

E

[molten matrix]

Relic blade is stronger than dueling sword

[arctic shoal]

I agree on the dps department

Not mobility

And most people have no idea about the cancel

Even if they did, it would never be widespread

Like halberd in vt2

[misty trench]

relic blade does need a slight nerf

[round mica]

Don’t say that heresy

[misty trench]

I mean slight tho, it should still be a powerhouse given it does have drawbacks to it

[thick fog]

Reduce the heat gauge by 1% and players gonna be fumming

[hidden trout]

i mean you could do that but thats not what needs to be targeted

[thick fog]

"Nerfs don't belong in PVE" crowd appears

[arctic shoal]

We've gotten some of tbeir negative reviews and comments on steam

[thick fog]

It was only a matter of time

[abstract fiber]

one of the larger review bombs was when power sword got reduced from 7 charged swings to 4

[thick fog]

Not my power fantasy game ruined for the sake of ""balance""

[abstract fiber]

it was kinda fun dealing with the buff every other melee to pswords state

[misty trench]

it's wild because these people don't understand there's an upper limit to just "make the game harder"

[abstract fiber]

games too easy

also you nerfed my nigh infinite cleave weapon

[arctic shoal]

Hd2 did a lot of damage

[misty trench]

eventually you're forced into doing unfun shit to keep difficulty relevant or you buff enemy health and such to the point you're back to square one and at that point you may as well have just nerfed the weapons lol

[abstract fiber]

never nerf only buff crowd dont see that

same typesll complain about damage sponge enemies

look at SM2

[arctic shoal]

Or darktide

we have actual complains about damnation damage sponges

[cosmic burrow]

what damage sponges on damnation

[abstract fiber]

and thats damnation, not havoc

ye?

[arctic shoal]

The user refused to elaborate and just kept repeating the point

Claiming it takes half a mag to kill anything

[cosmic burrow]

what?

[abstract fiber]

not gonna be the type to raz too hard on suboptimal gear

[arctic shoal]

It's in the steam discussions

[cosmic burrow]

if you are shooting crusher with SAP then sure it will eat amo

[abstract fiber]

but Ive seen people bring 200 power weapons into havoc 30s+

[stark bobcat]

Yes

I love them

I accept them all on sight

[abstract fiber]

like yea no shit the poxs are taking forever to kill your RGS has 18% damage stat

[thick fog]

We are to blame Helldivers 2

[olive shoal]

since the enemies usually have varients of special units within the scabs and dregs and i just realized there's now dreg mauler the scab maulers are the only units that don't have a dreg equivalent

[cosmic burrow]

sniper and trapper also dont have dreg variant

[thick fog]

Now we need Dreg Sniper and trapper

[inland mantle]

Scab mutie when

[thick fog]

Dreg trapper is an attractive man

[cosmic burrow]

its a tall man with actual net that he throws

[thick fog]

Though if we were to get a dreg trapper variant what would make it work different from scab

[cosmic burrow]

not a pussy net gun

[thick fog]

That would be funny actually

More slower

But bigger net I guess

[cosmic burrow]

tougher lower range add corruption when traps you

[misty trench]

there's legit a forum post about how plasma gun doesn't need a nerf because it doesn't hit good breakpoints in damnation as is...which is just like

[thick fog]

Doesn't scab trapper already does it though?

[misty trench]

bro what do you even do with people that silly

[arctic shoal]

Dreg trapper is just a hook rat with less hair

[thick fog]

It slowly hits you with corruption when you get netted

[cosmic burrow]

people lack reading ability

if im not mistaken plams ais getting REWORK

[thick fog]

Slapping on that bald ass

[cosmic burrow]

not a nerf

[misty trench]

I just wanna know wtf they're doing to make their plasma gun that dogshit

[thick fog]

Apparently there was leaks about DS nerfs from a Chinese translation or something

[olive shoal]

oh shoot your right

[abstract fiber]

my plasma doesnt 1 shot every mob on the map, buff

[arctic shoal]

Damage dump?

[thick fog]

Scab hound when

[arctic shoal]

We have the scab hound in our ranks

[thick fog]

Nah nah

That's loyalist hound

[cosmic burrow]

if anything is think plasma sould do more damage. but with it being hard to use

[thick fog]

[arctic shoal]

Zealot on a leash

[cosmic burrow]

and not m1 spam

[thick fog]

Massive recoil that breaks your back spine

[cosmic burrow]

maybe not that

[thick fog]

But funny to anyone who uses it

[cosmic burrow]

but you plasma should not be spam fire in that direction 20 gunners die

[thick fog]

We gotta laugh of that plasma user

[arctic shoal]

Wish it worked like dawn of war plasma, a big cannon that arcs and deals big splash and single target at a slow fire rate

Instead of the current spamable hitscan straight ray

[modern bobcat]

That's how it works in Space Marine 2 as well

I get annoyed when some people say "oh but the lore says..."

Because when adapting into a game, especially an FPS... the gameplay has to come first

[stuck wasp]

Plasma gun in SM2 is more of a Plasma grenade launcher 🤮

[arctic shoal]

Could be variants

[cosmic burrow]

bomb launcher

[modern bobcat]

Gameplay trumps "Lore" when adapting

[thick fog]

FS should have made the Plasma and DS nerfs, hidden changes with no mention just to fuck with players

[stuck wasp]

Plasma grenades do exist, but that's not a Plasma gun

[arctic shoal]

There's more 40k games with fall off aoe plasma than ray plasma

[thick fog]

Plasma do kinda my brain eep, need guns with real bullets

That's the real fantasy

[stuck wasp]

Yes, that's true, but honestly Plasma should be a short range (if not charged) projectile that consume itself after reaching critical range, but in between that, can cleave nearly everything

[arctic shoal]

Which is funny because tabletop it depends on platform, infantry model plasma is just a shot, vehicle and hero/special plasma is aoe

[woeful pine]

Hi, do you know when streamers will start showing gameplay footage of arbiters today?

[modern bobcat]

"Lore" can be modelled more readily in certain gameplay formats like turn-based cRPGs where you have an isometric or top-down perspective and your character rather than you-the player- is shooting

in an FPS, gamefeel and how the player experiences using the item/weapon comes before "lore"

[stuck wasp]

AoE by the splash damage yes

[thick fog]

Kerfus up to something

[arctic shoal]

Kerfus away from my rashons!

[molten matrix]

Adeptus sharbites

[halcyon pebble]

When they stream it time zone issue

[thick fog]

We will be watching Cole videos

[misty trench]

probably, also no blessings or perks

[thick coyote]

Players would notice

Like that brief week after Secrets of the machine

Where we noticed that ragers were attacking fast

And shooter got their eyes checked

[halcyon pebble]

Where give sauce

[thick fog]

Wasn't that changed with grim protocols?

[thick coyote]

Yes

But Sotm patch notes failed to inform the players

[still atlas]

is it out yet ?

[thick coyote]

About rager/shooters buff

[halcyon pebble]

Soon

[thick fog]

Though while I know that players would eventually find out the changes but still funny thing to mess with them and make the changes silent

[thick coyote]

Then like a couple days later they reverted the shooters buff

Then havoc 1.0 showed up

[thick fog]

What was the shooters change?

[grave plaza]

Increase their time firing something

[thick coyote]

• "Scab Shooters now have a tighter shot spread, making them more threatening at range. While they still have ranged damage falloff, they will be more consistent in how they hit players at range.
• Additionally, Scab/Dreg shooters will now stay in cover longer (and remain exposed longer) with a reduced cooldown between sprays, making cover-taking enemies more of a threat but also enhancing the viability of player weapons that apply suppression."

The reduced cool down made it so they would shoot you during your slide

It basically made sliding less effective

[thick fog]

They got that Minecraft bedrock skeleton accuracy

[arctic shoal]

Careful there was a time where bedrock desyncs were a thing in darktide

[thick fog]

Welcome back Bedrock

[cosmic burrow]

bugrock

[hidden trout]

i became ass at the game overnight with this change

and its because they werent even the correct changes

supposedly they wanted ranged enemies to become more dangerous and they buffed them up
but it was too much, they were overbuffed so they said ok dial it back a bit, then it was good to ship
and fs said "ok lets do it"
and shipped the overbuffed version instead

whoops!

[spice field]

I'm itching to commit some police brutality

[hidden trout]

and every player got to experience firsthand WIP enemies

[inland mantle]

[sick spoke]

In theory, it can stack up to 7 times of 20% damage based on the number of times the enemy is stumbled, but recently it seems that it cannot be triggered

[south jetty]

attractive like the scab trapper?!

[amber cave]

there is no Dreg Trapper

only Dreg Frapper.

He makes delicious ice coffee for the cult

[south jetty]

Dreg Fa- 💥

oughhhh my head

Dreg Rapper they got crazy bars

Dreg Wrapper they give you a present

[silver jasper]

okay

is it me

or is destroying that stimm field refractor thing just

always satisfying asf

[south jetty]

Dreg Napper 💤

[south jetty]

I love hearing it fail too

[silver jasper]

i love the glass shattering sound

[south jetty]

yesssss

I love breaking shit

[silver jasper]

im legit addicted to it LMAO

[south jetty]

missions where we break a lot of shit please

[silver jasper]

so called freethinkers when free shit to destroy

[silver jasper]

this!!!

[silver jasper]

[south jetty]

TIME TO BREAK SHIT

[silver jasper]

vandalize heretic property!!!!!

[south jetty]

HIT THING HARD

[silver jasper]

smashy smashy!!!!!

[south jetty]

this fuckin dog is gonna be the end of me

[maiden jacinth]

I can hear it every time I see that sticker

Nurgle didnt even do anything to it, it just came from reddit

[marsh iris]

stop breaking things

be broken

[elder stone]

I love to be British in this game

[lime beacon]

Yeah

[elder stone]

Combat blade my beloved

[lime beacon]

It’s a good thing the British aren’t real though

[elder stone]

Thank the emperor they aren’t

[placid wolf]

Join requests either ignored or declined

The havoc experience

Shit is genuinely infuriating

[placid wolf]

I don’t care about Havoc beyond the penance armor but I’m discouraged from grinding for it because I’ve spent more time trying to GET INTO missions than actually playing them

[wide breach]

is it just me or are the contagion samples on vault spireside always impossible to find??

like the 1st one I can find in the little wall vaults on the one open room on the top floor

but the other two?? nowhere to be seen

[tacit geode]

The ones with the samples have a red light on them

[meager iron]

Felt this

I’ve done 1 havoc mission ever

[tacit geode]

If this is excise vault

[wide breach]

ran this mission three times and every single time the other 2 have to be found by other ppl in the lobby

yeah excise vault

[meager iron]

I nearly have my 3rd level 30 I just keep making new characters like a dummy

[placid wolf]

You’re not havoc level 40 with a godroll meta build and the poxbreaker title? Eat shit PLEB you’re not allowed to play havoc

[meager iron]

This is exactly how the randoms treat me‼️‼️

[wide breach]

yeah but like, where

there's one room with lockers on top floor

[placid wolf]

REQUEST DENIED

[wide breach]

where are the other lockers???

[meager iron]

LOL

[placid wolf]

God forbid I don’t treat Warhammer Darktide like a job, than we’re the losers

[spare lynx]

Just witnessed a trapper kidnap our zealot off of the ship and then it took off immediately

man got abandoned last second

[meager iron]

I love that ngl

[placid wolf]

Lore accurate treatment of rejects

[meager iron]

I’m surprised that even on heresy and damnation the amount of shitters I get 😭 like it’s egregious stuff they do

[placid wolf]

My reject is witterly da main character!!!

NUHUH

[spare lynx]

"Package secured, prepping evac"
The humble Trapper:

[meager iron]

The humble pox hound

[placid wolf]

The nefarious silent poxburster about to make me spike my controller off the floor

[spare lynx]

imagine you get no rewards for that

[meager iron]

About 60% of my deaths are my team mates shooting pox busters on top of me

Especially since I’ve mostly been Zealot and Ogryn lately

[placid wolf]

The amount of times I’ve wanted to reach through the screen and slap my teammates is hilarious

[meager iron]

Felt

[placid wolf]

Do you wanna see a scoreboard gamer on some bullshit? I’ll post the video lol

[meager iron]

I had to teach 3 of my friends at the same time how to do the basics of the game, that was an experience

[meager iron]

Big bet

[spare lynx]

What's the percentage on times you should have just backed up and let them shoot it instead of going for the push?

I know I'm guilty of it

[meager iron]

For me personally, I’ve been playing a speedy stabby ogryn so I’m constantly front line or behind the enemy

[spare lynx]

When you're shooting a poxburster and your teammate sprints up to it for the shove

[meager iron]

Since that’s how I survive, but my team mates LOVE shooting pox bursters

[placid wolf]

Shoot it if its far away, when it gets anywhere near the party just stop and let the closest player shove it

[meager iron]

I’ve been guilty of this before won’t lie

[arctic shoal]

Havoc wires you to never shoot them because of ammo eco

[meager iron]

Mostly as Psyker

[arctic shoal]

Which is the opposite of what everyone does in the "Normal" difficulties

[spare lynx]

I've only done like havoc 21 or something 🤷‍♂️

Oh shit, it's true. Just finished auric damnation maelstrom to see if it sets havoc to 16

[placid wolf]

I’d do havoc missions IF ANYONE WOULD LET ME

[lime beacon]

Sorry dude

[placid wolf]

Request declined
Request declined
Request declined

[lime beacon]

Entry position requires 10 years experience

[surreal onyx]

Has the store reset yet? Those cosmetics don’t feel new. 🤔

[lofty wing]

If a teammate blows up a poxburster on me, I will thereafter move away from all bursters and let my team do them however they want

[lime beacon]

ONE HOUR

[spare lynx]

I've been accepted to all the havoc's I've requested 🤷‍♂️

[lofty wing]

Often times they explode and die to the next ones

[lime beacon]

And five minutes

[surreal onyx]

Many thanks.

[spare lynx]

Though I've only done like 10

[placid wolf]

Havoc randoms requirements:
-have poxbreaker
-havoc level 40
-700 hours minimim
-you CANNOT be a woman or minority or you’ll be brutalized the moment you open your mouth in gamechat

Also you must be afraid of deodorant

[spare lynx]

People use voice chat?

[lime beacon]

It’s residual trauma from more oppressive deranking systems

And yes gamers are slime

But what else is new right

[placid wolf]

I used to until I learned Darktide players are just like every other playerbase and want me to die a horrible demise

[spare lynx]

I think I've heard 3 people use voice in 250 hours

[lime beacon]

It’s mostly mouth breathers with sound activated mics

[placid wolf]

I used to try but I’d either be stonewalled or bullied out of the strike team

[spare lynx]

not counting the other 6 times where they didnt say anything, just had hotmic and I heard them clicking their keys and breathing

[lime beacon]

I am also guilty

[placid wolf]

People who don’t know how to use a mute button should be repeatedly hit in the head with a sizable rock

[lime beacon]

I can’t get push to talk to work

[lofty wing]

I tried to use voice chat for like two matches around 3 hours of playtime, it didnt work so I just went 1400 hours without comms without looking at it or trying to fix it

[lime beacon]

So I use the sound activated one lol

But I hold my breath so I’m not gross

Extra havoc modifier baby

[spare lynx]

just tune your mic sensitivity at least so it doesnt pick up your parents fighting in the next room, please

[placid wolf]

Omg Indo that too!!!

[meager iron]

It’s a part of my charm

[placid wolf]

I hold my breath when unmuted until I’m blue in the face until I can remute and gasp for air again

[meager iron]

I’m not me withoutvmy parents impending divorce 🗣️‼️🔥

[spare lynx]

I have a standalone directional mic and I still use PTT

[placid wolf]

But if you kindly ask them to mute all of a sudden YOURE in the wrong

[lime beacon]

Or yeah tune down sensitivity until you have to yell

Added immersion

[spare lynx]

Just mute, they're not gonna say anything important lol

[placid wolf]

Me playing with a real gas mask on for maximum immersion

(My asthmatic stoner ass cannot breath anymore)

[true halo]

I found a bunch of people that use mics last night 😂

[spare lynx]

Me frying my brain with a broken Bone 'ead implant for immersion

[meager iron]

Off to bed for me the melatonin is hitting me harder than my dad did on report card day

Hopefully can run some games with yall some time yall chill

[meager iron]

Born to :3 forced to :(

[placid wolf]

So me

[spare lynx]

#general-chat message
This is my checklist if you want to join

[placid wolf]

Born to HAIII! X3 OMG HAIII! :3
forced to welcome to Dollar General how may I help you?

[lime beacon]

Mine too

Elite gamers only

[placid wolf]

Unfortunately I am a woman and I am quite fond of deodorant

I humbly apologize for being in your presence master gamers

Pray, forgive me

[arctic shoal]

Ok but where rashons

[meager iron]

I’m only missing 700 hours and havoc 40 I gotta grind

[lime beacon]

Yeah I can feel my protective coating sloughing off

[meager iron]

I have more hours in Garfield Kart than Darktide I’m gonna cry now

[lime beacon]

I need to go reapply my filth armor

[lime beacon]

55 minutes

We feast or we starve

[spare lynx]

[placid wolf]

Seems like you’re on the wrong team

You’d fit in nicely with the Death Guard

[lime beacon]

Death guard is probably my fave traitor legion

Them or the iron warriors

[placid wolf]

I have more hours in Chivalry 2 than Darktide

Im VERY fun at parties

[lime beacon]

Sheeesh

Is chiv 2 still kicking or nah

[placid wolf]

Yes

But don’t bother if you’re a newcomer, it’s been boiled down to toxic tryhards

[lime beacon]

I was a toxic try hard

[astral jungle]

Mason. What do the number mean!?

[placid wolf]

I’m the only player who won’t utterly skullfuck you for daring to have a single digit number as your level

[lime beacon]

I was not very nice in 1v1 duels but I am reformed now

[placid wolf]

I am very nice and honorable 🤓 until someone else starts the petty nonsense

Also if you use dane axe or rapier you are getting laid out and laughed at while I teabag you

But other than that I’m nice.

[lime beacon]

Yeah wouldn’t it be super lame if someone abused the Dane axe and then used the poop throwables to bully downed players

Couldn’t be me

[astral jungle]

Im a malice tier reject. I don’t dare higher.

[lime beacon]

You can do it chief

[delicate vapor]

I’ve risen

[lime beacon]

Be brave

[south jetty]

at least you don't have more hours in World of Warcraft than anything else

[placid wolf]

I am so spiteful I derive pleasure of a questionable from form humbling cocky players

[round mica]

the new shop in yet?

[lime beacon]

48 mins

[astral jungle]

I think higher is easier and more forgiving on Ogryn.

[lime beacon]

Bro is risen

[delicate vapor]

Yes

[round mica]

wdym 48 minutes

[south jetty]

that's the thrill of being a hater dw

[placid wolf]

I’m only a professional hater of other haters

Otherwise I’m :3

[astral jungle]

I want to run leadbelcher with the single shotty and mk3 cleaver.

[placid wolf]

I want hotshot lasguns

[south jetty]

I'm not a hater as long as you don't give me a reason to be

Otherwise I'm about the same yeah

[placid wolf]

This

[meager iron]

I’ve literally never played WoW before I only got Battle.net for Diablo and when call of duty was stuck on it

[lime beacon]

Do it

[meager iron]

Idk how the game actually works beyond the tiny bits I’ve heard about ‘twinking’

[lime beacon]

As long as your mechanics are good you can run nearly anything

[placid wolf]

I got battle.net for Overwatch 2 (worst decision of my life)

[south jetty]

good don't ever start I haven't escaped in almost 16 years

[meager iron]

I always preferred Diablo

[placid wolf]

My worst game under my belt is For Honor

[lime beacon]

Yikes

[nimble glade]

Based

[meager iron]

My worst game is Black Ops 3, 1500 hours of only zombies

[placid wolf]

That game has done irreversible damage to me physically and mentally

[meager iron]

Me with Marvel Rivals

[round mica]

1500 hours of mid

[nimble glade]

It was good in the early days, but got worse overtime.

[south jetty]

my 2nd worse is Awesomenauts at 1700 hrs

[lime beacon]

I played for honor one time and got a premonition of what it would do to me if I got into it

[amber cave]

It is time

Arbideez Nuts

[south jetty]

Not sure how much I've played Sonic Adventure 2 on GameCube though

[meager iron]

I just really like CoD zombies especially BO3 and before, I have 100s of hours in Black ops 1 and 2 as well

[lime beacon]

That’s in four days you fool

[meager iron]

BO3 mostly got me since Steam work shop

[placid wolf]

I know this is pathetic to say but Im genuinely addicted to For Honor and I cannot engage with it otherwise ill be sucked back into it

[south jetty]

I've killed at least one GameCube by playing Sonic games to death on it

[meager iron]

I have 350 hours on PC

[placid wolf]

Despite me HATING the game and everything it is and has been

[meager iron]

I genuinely love Sonic adventure 2

[round mica]

i forgot about the steam workshop. that makes it more understandable

[meager iron]

I sometimes do and then I remember I literally have infinite zombies maps

[south jetty]

I killed my first GameCube for it and the disc no longer reads properly because I tried playing it recently on my GameCube

I still have a GameCube

[meager iron]

Me too

[south jetty]

my 2nd one...

[amber cave]

Toda is embargo lift, gonna know all

[placid wolf]

I only ever played Sonic Generations

But it was GREAT

[nimble glade]

Could be a skill issue, but back in the day.. For Honor IMHO took skill, but there were certain crowds that thought otherwise, this the changing of the game core design overtime.. many balance tweaks later and now people like me who were good at it.. struggle with it and people who complained and are now good at it.

Currently For Honor has unblockable, undodgeable almost about everything. Guard breaks don't work like they use too and you have to predict time itself now, plus the lag. Lol

Chivalry 2 and Mordhau is better IMHO.

Don't get me wrong, For Honor got some good drip though still.

[placid wolf]

I wish scab captains werent such pushovers so I could actually hear my favorite videogame OST ever for long than 25 seconds. . .

[placid wolf]

The devs homogenized all the characters

Every. Single. Fucking. Character plays the exact same now

Every character has a dodge attack, bash, undodgable, and vortex

[south jetty]

arbite

[nimble glade]

Use none meta weaponry or Spotify.

[placid wolf]

I do not use meta

My teammates however

[nimble glade]

Yeah, it's cringe and cancer.

Immersion reduced to atoms.

[placid wolf]

DESTINY EVENT!!!!

DESTINY HERO SKINS OMFG

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME

[nimble glade]

Then idk

[south jetty]

dudge dred

[nimble glade]

Oh

Lol yeah, idk what Ubisoft was thinking. Cooked company, shadow of it's former glory.

[placid wolf]

Not to mention For Honor has one of the most toxic, sunlight devoid, depraved playerbases of any game ever

PERIOD

[south jetty]

I carried heresy Orthus Offensive while doped up on muscle relaxers so a random level 29 zealot could get a penance. Do I get a gold star

[placid wolf]

At least in other games it’s only a 90% chance I’ll be bullied into muting by my team instead of 120% + a DDOS

I was DDOSED several times during my FH career

[south jetty]

mentally stable behavior

[placid wolf]

Minority detected… KILL IT

[lime beacon]

I don’t need to see gameplay footage to know that the shotgun will struggle to weak spot kill poxwalkers and shooters at close range

[placid wolf]

Made a trans emblem to wear on my pauldrons, worse mistake of my life

[south jetty]

yeah well I'm about to be a majority of the pain in your ass once I shove my boot up it!

[amber cave]

Well you are already wrong so good start 😄

[lime beacon]

I’m kidding I am also hype

[modern bobcat]

Hype deez nuts

[placid wolf]

Im going to be a majority of the headache when I start uncontrollably sobbing into the mic

[lime beacon]

I used to be a doubter

[lime beacon]

Not anymore

[south jetty]

And I'm swearing in the background because now my boot is stuck in someone's ass

[lime beacon]

What is bro talking about again

[south jetty]

What are we ever talking about?

[placid wolf]

Gay sex

[maiden jacinth]

What is gay

[nimble glade]

Yeah.. Chivalry 2 is more wholesome. Too bad Torn banner abandoned it for a dead failed zombie game though. Now waiting for Chivalry 3. Lol

[south jetty]

I need Arbites yaoi

[inner river]

I loathe neco arc

[placid wolf]

Its only marginally better in my opinion

[south jetty]

is that something

[placid wolf]

Good for you I guess

[amber cave]

My predictions are:

• Everyone will love the giga shotgun.
• Initially people will say the Shotpistol+Shield sucks, but after a few weeks when they play with it more they perception will shift and everyone will say it is an awesome weapon.
• Shield+Maul gonna be well liked from the beginning but nobody will call it OP/S-tier.
• Dominator Maul gonna have its most adamant fans and most feverish haters.

😄

[placid wolf]

Unfortunately, I didn’t ask did I?

You will see the Neco Arc stickers AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT

[maiden jacinth]

There is bonk, and boom. What more could be wanted?

[south jetty]

I wish I could send the flamin booty sticker here

[maiden jacinth]

People won't know what they have till they don't

[astral jungle]

I have a lot of hours in. Mount and Blade Warband.

[placid wolf]

I wonder how long it’ll take for sweatlords to optimize the fun outta Arbite

[amber cave]

About a month, give or take.

[maiden jacinth]

I too have harvested many turnips

[astral jungle]

One month. Then the number game is ran.

[south jetty]

a week

[placid wolf]

I wager a week

[lime beacon]

I wager 2 days

[placid wolf]

People who boil down these types of games into a spreadsheet make no sense to me

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/acnh-patrick-bateman-animal-crossing-gif-26269176

Aw man.

[placid wolf]

In the time you spend turning a videogame into a job you could’ve went and got a real office job

[astral jungle]

I had the perfect gif.

[lime beacon]

Quick

Someone link embed fail gif

[south jetty]

they are just so passionate and helpful you see

[amber cave]

I am sure it will take a bit longer due to sheer variety of talents. Like with Oggy.

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-dimension-gif-18110298

[placid wolf]

Passionate and helpful that I am berated and kicked from their games for using what I like instead of META

[maiden jacinth]

I love my turnip warfare simulator

[amber cave]

I cannot wait for reveal today so y'all can see some of the... whacky talents Arbites got

[maiden jacinth]

Even if the multiplayer scares me because some tweaker in a dress with a wooden mallet can solo the whole game

[south jetty]

Less than a week then

[placid wolf]

Out of spite I will only be using Neco Arc stickers from now on

[lime beacon]

Foul

[maiden jacinth]

The autism accelerates

[nimble glade]

Lol

[lime beacon]

Biohazard waste spilling onto server

[maiden jacinth]

We already got DS users, don't kid yourself

[astral jungle]

DS

Wat

[placid wolf]

HES LITERALLY MEEEEE

[lime beacon]

They reaching critical mass over incoming nerf too

[maiden jacinth]

Dueling sword

[placid wolf]

Please for the love of gaga nerf the dueling sword

[astral jungle]

I like eviscerator.

[maiden jacinth]

Incoming nerf being: we turned down the 3k crits to 2.95k. Please don't be mad UwU

[amber cave]

Seeing minor review bombing for Darktide from Cringe Zealots and Veterats makes me sad.

Whiny, whinging babies.

[astral jungle]

I just play what I like.

[placid wolf]

And lets kick Veteran in the balls again just for the sake of it

[nimble glade]

Yeah, it's supposed to be immersive.

[maiden jacinth]

Eviscerator is an aesthetic

[nimble glade]

Literally working as intended.

[modern bobcat]

Why nerf it? Why not just make other weapons stronger and more viable

[south jetty]

they probably like it though

[placid wolf]

Veteran now only has 1 skill tree and it’s the stealth one

[maiden jacinth]

Vet could use some more toughness synergy outside of piss scream to me

[modern bobcat]

Nerfs only serve a purpose so long as everything else is shit

but nerfing a good weapon doesn't make the other 10 weapons better

[maiden jacinth]

Im probably inexperienced on vet but I cant really find much melee survivability

[placid wolf]

Because the dueling sword is genuinely busted

Im fairly certain Ive seen crushers get one shot by it

[modern bobcat]

Or it seems busted because everything else is weaker and needs to be buffed to compete

[nimble glade]

I just wish vet had battery las belt fed las gun. Mobian 6th Gunners get all the damn fun!

[south jetty]

dueling sword does everything better than any other weapon and that shouldn't be so

[placid wolf]

This ^

[lime beacon]

Agree

[amber cave]

that's not the case with DS. Or plasma.

[lime beacon]

Let’s turn everything into a one shot bonanza

[placid wolf]

the other weapons arent bad (mostly) but the Dueling Sword is just THAT much better

[amber cave]

vet has plenty of good tools but there is no reason to take them when DS/Plasma are so busted.

[lime beacon]

Then turn crusher spawns to 13000%

[nimble glade]

I'm just glad they nerfing that abomination. So many times people spamming the block button in front of me with that damn thing.

[placid wolf]

I use infantry lasgun cus it’s neat

[modern bobcat]

So is nerfing the Dueling Sword going to make the Heavy Sword or Sapper Shovel viable on Havoc?

[astral jungle]

I want the stormbolter.

[south jetty]

They nerfed the two main problem weapons and distributed the power as buffs to other weapons, as someone else put it

[astral jungle]

Double dakka.

[maiden jacinth]

Isn't the problem with DS is that it's ubiquitously the strongest weapon on all classes that have it?

[lime beacon]

Plasma is mechanically busted due to left click spam but I honestly don’t see people use it anymore

[modern bobcat]

Is nerfing the Plasma Gun going to make the Helbore Las viable?

[amber cave]

I seen people clear havoc with everything so yes 😛

[heavy mango]

except for horde clear

[slate stratus]

Tbf every character needs a dodge attack/bash to punish bashes, otherwise the characters without one are just bullied in 4s, and lose viability in 1s.
Additionally, not every character has a bash or undodgeable; there's a lot, but not all of them.

Like, iirc, 2 out of the 9 Knights have undodgeables, 2 of the 8 Vikings have undodgeables (and I'm being generous since one is just Zerk's dodge attack), 5 out of the 8 Samurai have undodgeables (one being Sohei, and his deals 8 damage), 3 out of the 5 Wulin have undodgeables, and 3 of the 5 Outlanders have undodgeables (and 2 of them are only finisher lights).

[south jetty]

I'm tired of the ammo hungry plasma vets that plasma everything and shit the bed when they miss

[nimble glade]

They lucky friendly fire ain't a thing. I remember VT2 Saltz was good for purging cringe lords.

[lime beacon]

For honor jump scare

[nimble glade]

Good times

[lime beacon]

Away with you foul visage

[amber cave]

Considering Helbores getting buffs? For sure 😄

[maiden jacinth]

If they turned down that switch animation then it'd be far more usable to me. It has the damage but that slow grandma pull ruins it

[placid wolf]

Im going to be so fr I’m not reading allat, I do not care enough about FH to do so and I know I was right

[south jetty]

I've heard horror stories

[slate stratus]

ok

[modern bobcat]

Enough to be viable?

[nimble glade]

They're roaches!

[amber cave]

No doubt.

[astral jungle]

I like the Ogryn one shot shotgun.

[placid wolf]

Hey guys, so we heard you and were nerfing the DS instead of one shotting everything 95% of the time it will now only one shot everything 93% of the time :3

[heavy mango]

bro i aint just hearin 'em, i'm witnessing that shit in real time 😭

[astral jungle]

It has a neat splash effect when all the pallets connect to heretics.

[obtuse oak]

I don't read patch notes for other classes because I have better things to do with my time but is helbore getting a swap speed buff?

[olive mauve]

Might actually be good for heavy sword, since the Plasmas charged buffs will make it better against armour and bosses

[modern bobcat]

Ok, please post your solo Helbore Las/Heavy Sword Havoc 40 clear video after the patch

[astral jungle]

Yes

[slate stratus]

Because Duelling Sword is genuinely a crutch for bad players with how overpowered it is.
A player should only be beating Havoc 40s through sheer player skill, not because they have DSIV equipped.

[south jetty]

me too I'm trying not to think about it

[amber cave]

Remember. Reddit/Steam is historically /terrible/ at reading the balance patches. Before Ogryn landed everyone, including some goofy goober Youtubers, said that buffs to Ogryn Cleavers/Clubs are 'too weak' to matter. Now look at the game - both weapon families are shining.

[obtuse oak]

[obtuse oak]

bro we had people saying that the whole rework was a net nerf to ogryn

[placid wolf]

Someone should never outperform another player because

my weapon < their weapon

[heavy mango]

they're getting quite a lot

[amber cave]

see I am using that argument internally now from stopping the ogryn nerfs

[obtuse oak]

players don't know jack about squat. i have zero faith in their ability to interpret changelogs.

[astral jungle]

@obtuse oak I silently hope Ogryns get a cosmetic. For a kilt. So I can RP as an Imperial Fusilier Guard.

[tacit geode]

I will be leaving a negative review after such a development

[south jetty]

I saw a zealot dsword way ahead of the rest of the group, didn't bother to help us with ambushes or specialists, ended up being the last one standing and then got nuked by a bulwark pack

[slate stratus]

Real and true.
Unfortunately some weapons are always going to be better than others, but that's just a case of the eternal grinding gears of game balance; it's impossible to reach true balance, but luckily with the mention of more frequent balance patches, that shouldn't be as much an issue anymore since the meta will no longer last for years :D

[obtuse oak]

i'll believe it when i see it

[placid wolf]

But the DS shouldnt be THAT much better

[heavy mango]

increased swap speed, larger projectile size (so easier to actually hit shots with it), increased zoom on mkv/iv (yuck imo, i hate extra zoom), and a whole slew of ADM changes

[placid wolf]

And the fact 9/10 teammates run it make it even more infuriating

[south jetty]

The issue was that the DS was THAT far ahead of all other weapons

[nimble glade]

Massacred and taken prisoner*

[obtuse oak]

i'm a certified fatshark shill but i think we should all know not to get excited about any plans that they have until they've actually happened.

[amber cave]

I mean look at Mr.E - I am glad his YTB channel is doing better and he got much better in handling the info but before Oggy rework he also jumped the bandwagon of 'Rework so shit ogryn gonna be still worst class'. And then now he releases videos talking about how Oggy likely is fighting zealot for no1 spot as most OP class...

SO yeah...

[lime beacon]

I mean

[slate stratus]

I'm not saying it should; I'm more so saying that some weapons being better than others is an unfortunate truth of video game balance.
Duelling Sword is 100% an outlier even in that case and 100% needs a nerf; trust me, I understand what you're saying.

[south jetty]

yeah well I'm excited for Arbites take THAT

[amber cave]

If you see people raging about the balance being 'bad' they just suck ass at reading it 😄

[lime beacon]

Let’s be real

[heavy mango]

bro he does not know

[lime beacon]

A bad player will not beat 40 just because of ds

[heavy mango]

like

[nimble glade]

My head canon is that all the flailed bodies are speed runners.

[obtuse oak]

arbites is actually happening, that's different. you can be excited for that. it's real and it exists.

[placid wolf]

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[nimble glade]

Who didn't make it. Lol

[south jetty]

or is it?

[lime beacon]

No seriously

[obtuse oak]

but right now fatshark only has plans for more frequent balance changes, right? they haven't followed through on this yet.

so seeing is believing.

[placid wolf]

A minmaxxed crutch build will easily carry someone through the game

[obtuse oak]

i don't think you understand how bad people are at videogames

[limber pivot]

Why over nerf dueling sword?

[placid wolf]

Teehee I one shot everything before it can become a problem

[lime beacon]

Yeah but you have to be solid to make it through 40

[heavy mango]

this

[lime beacon]

There’s just too much

[obtuse oak]

a minmaxxed crutch build will not carry someone who is of average gaming skill through havoc 40. just not happening.

[nimble glade]

Cast it into mount doom!

[slate stratus]

Of course there's a certain skill floor, but I've seen players get through on DSIV Zealot w/ Chorus spam and Holy Revenant, but then also fail on literally any other build, even if it's also Chorus spam.

[placid wolf]

If it were up to me I’d fucking remove it entirely

[modern bobcat]

No, they genuinely believe that having a weapon equipped actually makes you better at the game

[slate stratus]

Make it Psyker exclusive again.

[heavy mango]

there are a frightening amount of people who go "pve game, brain is now deactivated"

[placid wolf]

No

Psyker is already too good

[nimble glade]

Vile toothpick reign of terror has finally ended. 🗿

[heavy mango]

true

[lime beacon]

Let’s just demote everyone to maggot riddled driftwood clubs

[slate stratus]

If it returns to being Psyker exclusive, then it makes it much easier to balance without the influence of other Class Talents, though.

[heavy mango]

Me sitting there in disbelief when they buffed scrier's gaze again with ogryn update

[lime beacon]

True penal legion experience

[heavy mango]

Like bro what the fuck are they smoking

[placid wolf]

Yes but Pysker is already far too op

[amber cave]

Its all good because

Psyker has a perfect internal balance.

[placid wolf]

The DS should be removed and currency spent on it refunded

[amber cave]

He is the most powerful reject with billions of damage output.

[obtuse oak]

anyone who says "darktide isn't hard" is being gaslit by their own brain extremely hard and they're so far beyond the dunning-kruger scale that there isnt even a word for it anymore. picking up darktide and being good at it straight away requires years upon years upon years of prior gaming experience.

[amber cave]

But also dies to a single silent mauler from behind.

[south jetty]

psyker is balanced because ummm they get sneezed on they die

[nimble glade]

No longer shall we suffer from people spamming the block with dueling sword constantly while in the elevator!

[slate stratus]

It is impossible to track that, so it's not happening.

[obtuse oak]

the average casual gamer does NOT have what it takes to do high diff darktide. they cant even parse what's happening.

[nimble glade]

Freedom!

[placid wolf]

So does Veteran but Vet is utter dogshit

[heavy mango]

well we know why

[nimble glade]

Vengeance!

[heavy mango]

it's because most psykers don't use scriers

[lime beacon]

You need a high iq to watch Rick and Morty

[heavy mango]

so they want to make it more appealing, but at the end of the day it boils down to this

average psyker player reads "gain peril" and immediately shit themselves

[amber cave]

Vet is, without a doubt, the "weakest" class.

[heavy mango]

and that's why scriers will never be popular

[south jetty]

Vet is much tougher than psyker usually even without shout. Maybe I'm just picking the right toughness talents though

[amber cave]

What makes him still work nowadays is how broken VoC spam is.

Without VoC spam Vet is crying in a corner.

[south jetty]

I don't usually use VoC on my vet

[arctic shoal]

Zealot outside of "the pathing" can also be there