general-chat

[modest flume]

Oh mein Gott! Der Codex Astartes is

EIN BUNCH OF

BULLSCHIESSE

[slim iris]

VET AURA ON ARBITES CONFIRMED

[amber cave]

They sure do have a nice ranged build

and another nice close pew pew build

and a big bonk build

and max dog build

and KRUBBERING TIME build

[fast cosmos]

STOP

[umbral heart]

Arbites has the sustainability to Aura Farm(he can just straight up walk slowly with massive damage reduction)

[tacit geode]

How does the assault shield and maul feel since I'm interested the most with that

[fast cosmos]

STOP SPOILING ALL THE SURPRISES

YOU SHIT

I'LL KILL YOU

[lilac plume]

spoiling? Its available for all

[amber cave]

They also have Bob the Builder Build

[fast cosmos]

WE'LL ALL FIND OUT IN A FEW DAYS YOU SLAGS BE PATIENT

[hidden trout]

yeah
i did a ranged only auric mael duo with one of the new shotguns and castigators stance
call that my doomguy build
watch the kill feed explode with gunner kills

[amber cave]

And lilBIGC angy build.

[tacit geode]

We'll find out tomorrow actually

[slim iris]

got dayum

[lilac plume]

youtube folks will show us their videos tomorrow

[amber cave]

Akchually its already 19.06 here

[fast cosmos]

i ate two whole bowls of beans just now

[amber cave]

I don't wanna brag but I soloed High Int Malice as Arbites

[hidden trout]

im still a zealot main at heart so i love the melee side way more
but anything outside of havoc the ranged side is also really strong

[fast cosmos]

full with rashuns and ready to fight the emprah's enemies

[hidden trout]

you just cant go guns blazing in havoc cuz its havoc and no class can sustain that

[amber cave]

Yeah its strong there too until you run out of ammo in first 1/10 of the mission

[tacit geode]

Doy ou see yourself frequenting the class a lot when it's out or are you a little burned from testing?

[misty trench]

I'll be frequenting it

hot fuzz in space

[amber cave]

We all know June 23 is when Mourningstar turns into a Kennel / Arbites Precinct

[modest flume]

Ogryn be the type a mfer who makes a campfire, sets a can of beans on it, eats the whole thing, can and all, and says that's good daily nutritional value (it is, because Ogryn is smart )

[slim iris]

Is the dog spec fun, and is dipping into it as easy as I imagine they would make it be judging by it (I assume) being in the middle of the tree?

[hidden trout]

ill be playing it a lot
i may get burned out from the game itself a bit cuz of testing (this round was genuinely brutal)
but when i am playing he'll be one of my top picks

[fast cosmos]

[tacit geode]

Good to know, can't wait for the 23rd

[tame hemlock]

can't wait for ppl to find the obvious Arbites meta and ignore 70% of the tree

[amber cave]

I have a nice clip showing how cracked you can stack the dog...

[tacit geode]

Oh god we're gonna have to level up again...

[amber cave]

Will release it tomorrow XD

[tacit geode]

fuckkk

there's a node that adds brittleness on teh bite right?

[fast cosmos]

I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME

[tacit geode]

how does that apply to monstrosities?

[fast cosmos]

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO LEVELING AGAIN

[hidden trout]

lots of people enjoy it, and while its not my favorite build to play, its easy to build into and definitely viable, considering i was able to do it in h40 despite being meleebrained

[slim iris]

Sweet

Wondering how a half-melee-half-dog spec looks

That's how I'd wanna do it methinks

[tacit geode]

As in like when you double ping a boss does the dog do one bite or several? Do they all apply brittleness, etc

[hidden trout]

hybrids are probably the most viable on this class

[tame hemlock]

it's crazy to me that we'll be seeing everything about Arbites 4 days before release. I thought they'd disable the playtesters' ability to play Arbites by now

[amber cave]

Yeah and its easy to stray across the tree to fetch fun talents

[hidden trout]

i had a melee build that also took basically all support related stuff, and kept up in terms of damage

[slim iris]

That's actually really good to hear

No zealot syndrome

Opposite of

[tacit geode]

Testers can play like up until launch hour

last I checked

they're fucking about

cole is nerfing ogryn again as we speak

[amber cave]

Arbites is build with Ogryn Tree Philosophy in mind and lessons learned. It's very 'open'. Very rich in strong talents and cool things to pick.

[hidden trout]

yes

[slim iris]

YAY

[tame hemlock]

God I hope so. My only problem with Ogryn tree is that rock is bad and PBB is bad, but the rest is very very good

[amber cave]

Heresy.

[tame hemlock]

only 2 misses in a room full of hits is insanely good

[slim iris]

Can't wait for the "Dog Only Havoc 40 True Solo"

[amber cave]

PBB bad when Gunlugger Rumbler Build is prolly most OP in game smh.

[slim iris]

That's good though

Learning from ogryn

[slate skiff]

am waiting on tanner to make a build guide first

[fast cosmos]

my goat TANNER

[hidden trout]

its genuinely insane
every havoc run we did everyone ran a bunch of different builds and weapons across all the runs, and for the most part everyone had around the same total damage, about 1 mil with small delta between players
my opinion of the shotpistol greatly changed from accidentally bringing into a game, i wasnt a fan of it fundamentally but its definitely now one of my top picks for havoc specifically

[tame hemlock]

yeah it's good for Rumbler because of Rumbler but on every other weapon it's baaad

[fast cosmos]

This is very encouraging honestly.

[tacit geode]

I'm concerned about levels of power if I'm honest

[fast cosmos]

It's great to hear that he'll be viable regardless of build path

[tacit geode]

It's not like the best class?

[amber cave]

Nuh. I use it on my hybrid build with Mk6 ripper and its excellent 😄

[hidden trout]

ogryn still exists

[amber cave]

Rock is also grrreat!

[fast cosmos]

It's a paid-for class. I want to be strong for a bit at least.

[tame hemlock]

Havoc ammo penalty makes anything range-focused bad tbh

[tacit geode]

Okay thats what I was looking for lol

[fast cosmos]

PAY TO WIN!

[slim iris]

Cole said before it was "about middle power"

[modest flume]

You know what isn't? How they're NERFING my Plasma Gun; How can I clear hordes as a Veteran now?

[marsh iris]

Woof. Howl. Bark

[slim iris]

Comparatively

[tame hemlock]

frag grenades... like always....

[amber cave]

Yes but that doesn't make PBB bad. High havoc just make ALL ranged focused build struggle.

[tacit geode]

Ya hit 1 and pull out your unnerfed power sword and use that

[hidden trout]

it had to be strong
releasing it undertuned was a death sentence
but it was deliberately made sure it wasnt anywhere near ogryn, as thats way beyond the bounds of what should be considered reasonably strong

[amber cave]

Didn't you hear that Rework Ogryn is still worst class? SMH.

[modest flume]

I see. I hear smoke grenades are good because they give the heretics Imperial cancer, is this true?

[tacit geode]

Will you be breaking Ogryns legs promptly?

[tame hemlock]

You know what would be worse
Releasing it overtuned and then nerfing it after people spent money on it
Really hope they don't do that

[tacit geode]

They give rodin a brain tumour so a little?

[tacit geode]

Sister of the thorn

[amber cave]

Not on my watch!

[hidden trout]

i will kneecap ogryn personally

[amber cave]

Ogryn needs to be OP because I play Ogryn.

[tame hemlock]

if I paid 19 dollars for a class just for it to be safe and mild I'd be pissed

it better be overtuned fr

[inland mantle]

FS please let arby one shot the map no balls

[amber cave]

It's stronger than a veteran!

[tame hemlock]

not a high bar

[tame hemlock]

Arbites gets pre-nerf survivalist

that'd be cool I think

[amber cave]

Never.

I will die before letting any new ammo regen into the game raaah.

[tacit geode]

Kerfus does the arbites shotgun 1 hit headshot dogs on damnation

This is a specific question but that long gameplay vid has been bugging me again haahhaahha

[tame hemlock]

I think the guy in the video missed the shot bro

[amber cave]

Arbitest Shotgun can one shot anything if you DREAM enough!

[tame hemlock]

like half the pellets hit the table

[slim iris]

It was only 7 minutes
Just felt long
:)

[karmic forge]

Felt longer watching them play like that

[tame hemlock]

the current shotguns can one-shot hounds, no?

[amber cave]

surely not XD Too limp

[tacit geode]

I think they 2 tap them?

[amber cave]

Puppy has like 1200 hp

[tacit geode]

I'm not sure actually

[amber cave]

Shotties do like ~400 base dmg

[tame hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-misora-naomi-misora-naomi-death-stare-gif-7312237509524715724

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[fast cosmos]

chunky

[amber cave]

No, weak and sad!

[tame hemlock]

[amber cave]

New shotties tho will pack a better punch. Post balance.

[karmic forge]

has there been any talk about the arbites getting special ammo

[tame hemlock]

I recall the shells on top of the Arbites shotgun can be used

[amber cave]

I mean you can see that big rack of ammo on top of Arbites Gigachad Shotgun

[tacit geode]

It's a shock round

[tame hemlock]

I think some of the Arbites in the video had shells missing from the top of the gun

so it's not entirely cosmetic

[tacit geode]

Hank said when you load a special shell you take it from the top

[tame hemlock]

or maybe there's shotgun cosmetics that remove each shell

sold for 900 aquilas each

[karmic forge]

Interesting

[tacit geode]

Which is the coolest part and he said it was annoying that they never did it in the video

[amber cave]

I have my aquilas ready

to buy out entire Arbites shop

[hidden trout]

you have 6 of the special shells, picking up ammo refreshes them
theyre also independant from your actual ammo count, you can use them at 0 ammo

[tame hemlock]

all that secrecy in the video and yet we'll see it all for 4 days before release anyway

[tacit geode]

I'm just getting deluxe for my Proctor exactant helmet and cape

[amber cave]

I am getting deluxe

for HARD CASE DOGGO

[tame hemlock]

same

[amber cave]

my beloved

[slim iris]

Ty Cole and Kerf for spilling deets

[amber cave]

Hard Case Puppy best Puppy

[tacit geode]

Oh yeah what helm said

[fast cosmos]

this is cool

[karmic forge]

Deluxe is cheaper than I thought it would be tbh

[amber cave]

Considering shop prices

[tacit geode]

I'm super interested in what the penance stuff is

[amber cave]

it is a deal

[tacit geode]

Revelatum mask

Fatshark hear me

Make a revelatum mask

[amber cave]

[tacit geode]

I will see it with my own eyes

[hidden trout]

so yknow that leather dog mask

[tacit geode]

The

Castigator one?

[hidden trout]

no like the one irl

[tacit geode]

Ohhh

[tame hemlock]

Holy shit. None of the shotguns can oneshot 1-shot HS chaos hounds.

[tacit geode]

I fear if I say what I'm thinking it says a lot about me

[amber cave]

and ofc human mask for your dog

the old switcheroo

[tame hemlock]

just tested it in the meat grinder

[tacit geode]

Pup hoods?

[hidden trout]

most guns arent really good at that

[tame hemlock]

surely the buff will allow them to do this, right...?

[hidden trout]

they dont have good infested damage

and youre still shooting something with 1400 hp

[tacit geode]

Don't dogs take less gun damage or did I invent that

[amber cave]

unless you are an ogryn because ogryn is perfectly balanced

[tacit geode]

Or is it they take more melee damage

[hidden trout]

they seem weak because they take 3x damage from melee

[tacit geode]

That's it

[tame hemlock]

even the "ranged" class can't 1 shot the chaos hounds. Joke class

[tacit geode]

Same with mutie

[amber cave]

and flamers

[tacit geode]

Speaking of melee the dominator maul why didn't they talk about that at all?

[amber cave]

Because its too sexy

You wouldn't handle it.

[tacit geode]

Why did we have to see a random other arbites doing an overhead in that video lmfao

[tacit geode]

Probably not that thing is lethal 5 on tabletop

[amber cave]

It's Ocean 11 in game.

Or even Shrek 2.

[tacit geode]

Oooh

Peak

I see

Okay I have a question that's been on my mind

When reloading the shot pistol and shield do you actually see a reload

Or does it just go offscreen

[amber cave]

You see the reload.

Why wouldn't ya XD

[tacit geode]

Some devs can't figure out holding thing + gun or dual wield reloads

[amber cave]

Oh its simple

your dog reloads it for you

[tacit geode]

Ahhhh

Dog has a backpack of loaded shotpistols

[amber cave]

exactly

[tacit geode]

It'd be really funny if arbites got a sniper before vet

They do have one on tabletop

[amber cave]

They already got a sniper

Dog torpedo go!

[tacit geode]

Truw

[amber cave]

"Cupcake! Fetch me their souls!"

[elder merlin]

[storm ember]

Does the Trapper sound kinda hot or are my standards through the floor

[amber cave]

Yes.

[spice drift]

takes a shockmaul and breaks every bone in the next trapper i see

[thorny cave]

Heretical standards are still standards

[spice drift]

oh god the profile picture is eye pain

[marsh iris]

trapper give positive vibes

energetic and enthusiastic

[thorny cave]

Just wants to let you know to stay out of the net

[storm ember]

I'd have a conversation with her but my bolt pistol's been talking over me

[thorny cave]

Actions speak louder than words bro ❤️

[jovial pine]

always liked a girl who would sell me downstairs

[spice drift]

yeets a knife into a trappers head

i ask what heretics see when you brainburst them

[amber cave]

A picture of soap flash in their mind.

[storm ember]

She's the uwu to my dodge key + special attack button + left click

[feral nacelle]

Brothers, we must prepare to yell "WHAT THAT DOG DOING" in the name of our beneficent Emperor

[spice drift]

steals your bolt pistol but left behind a bolter

[amber cave]

Also

[feral nacelle]

Is that a torbek pfp?

[amber cave]

yes

[feral nacelle]

Noice

[spice drift]

everything kervus says are lout shouts

[amber cave]

THEIR BONES ARE UNGUARDED!

[spice drift]

that is a thing for monday

wondering why my cyber mastiff munches through heretic bones

[feral nacelle]

Does this mean the mastiff has the emperor's light or it's Already warped?

Jokes on us it's a disguised hormagaunt

[spice drift]

he doesn't eat them, he just breaks them with his jaw looks like he like the sound of it

[elder merlin]

Thats why when i want to establish dominance over someone, a loud fart or burp always does the trick

[thorny cave]

It’s the best way to do it. Farts are S tier dominance

Shows people your not afraid to get dirty on the path to dominion

Even if you have to change your pants after

[marsh iris]

fart meta

[lime beacon]

If you have to change your pants it isn’t a fart anymore

[jovial pine]

hehe shart

[elder merlin]

Doesnt matter, dominance is already established

[south jetty]

what did i return to

[elder merlin]

The true ogryn meta

[round mica]

total plate count at the buffet is 9

ate so much sushi

[elder merlin]

Only 9?

[round mica]

your little mouth could only handle 2

shut up

[lime beacon]

It’ll probably inspire pity

It’ll probably still get you what you want though

[elder merlin]

Yeah, if i piled it on high

[marsh iris]

woof bark howl

[elder merlin]

Have that plate of food leanin like the tower of pisa

[lime beacon]

Who said that

[umbral heart]

why is the party finder on darktide always so empty?

[south jetty]

idk but some random person found me somehow to do heresy Orthus Offensive lmfao

[elder merlin]

Surprised someone hasnt made a CoD ghost zealot

[marsh iris]

duality of rejects:
nobody in party finder
random invite when you are not looking

[south jetty]

I carried an Orthus Offensive heresy run at least

[marsh iris]

hows your back

[south jetty]

Flexeril

[marsh iris]

waddat

[south jetty]

drugs

[marsh iris]

ready to carry more drunk women

[south jetty]

NOT THIS TIME

[marble nova]

Did they get rid of the phage tree mission?

[marsh iris]

[feral nacelle]

no sir

nice im a convict

[marble nova]

Thanks, haven’t gotten it in the rotation in awhile.

[feral nacelle]

i love that mission too id hate it if they removed it

[marble nova]

Same. I like all the missions for the most part

[feral nacelle]

always in my rotation every day

i hate the start of gloriana

worst map design ever

[marble nova]

Not my favorite. Rolling steel is my current fav

[feral nacelle]

it's pretty good in auric damnation

other than that it's a snoozefest

[tame hemlock]

it exists for havoc and that's it

havoc forces party finder

[feral nacelle]

the default party finder is pretty dead tho

just hop in randoms and hope for the best, like me

[thorny cave]

Party finder isn’t dead if you host

Unless you scared of being true leader of rejects

By just… pressing the “accept” button

[south jetty]

I just helped the rando get the penance they needed

[keen delta]

Is there a penance connected to not dying once in Mortis trials? Because I swear every match so many people just leave after being downed once.

[feral nacelle]

REJECTS UNITE

[feral nacelle]

No but you get a cool insignia for doing 50

[keen delta]

Yeah I know about that.

[feral nacelle]

No death penance tho

Not yet that is

And mortis trial doesn't affect the missions penance cause it's not consistent one

So i don't see why people quit

[thorny cave]

It’s also cracked if you pick the right blessings lol

[keen delta]

Okay I guess they're just being babies then.

[marsh iris]

the real leader of rejects, find this guy people

[feral nacelle]

Boom box ogryn goes nasty fr

Im losing frames every second😆

[thorny cave]

There’s that one that refills grenades at a rediculous rate

You can practically spam grenades to make heretic spam

[feral nacelle]

Can practically win a round by yourself

[marsh iris]

heretic spam, what it taste like?

[thorny cave]

Like sweaty Ballsagna

[urban beacon]

did it earlier

[fiery wave]

Highly embarassing to die there.

[keen delta]

I don't think it's embarassing to die in Mortis trials, I think it's embarassing to leave when you die

[feral nacelle]

Only time i died was when a teammate blew the barrel and i went across the stars

[keen delta]

Embarassing to die and instantly leave in any matches.

[fiery wave]

Only legit reason to die in there tbh.

[feral nacelle]

ONLY reason to die out there

[fiery wave]

Too many respawning barrels.

[keen delta]

I've been downed a lot by bursters and trappers but have really only died maybe 3 times

[feral nacelle]

Im telling you that bursters and trappers round is making me sweat a little

[marsh iris]

increase burster blast knockback by 300%

[feral nacelle]

bro wants me to reach high heaven out there

[marsh iris]

To Him! on Terra!

[feral nacelle]

HE SEES YOUR VALOR PILGRIMS

god i love zealot

[marsh iris]

[minor narwhal]

among us 3d tomorrow

[simple drum]

The only time you should leave when you die

Is when everybody is downed and the game hasnt realized it

Otherwise your a quitter or if your having technical difficulties like me sometimes i have to rejoin

I remember two days ago i died screaming because a trapper ran at me with 200% speed and netted me

Lost that game

[minor narwhal]

i quit whenever i dc like 5 times in a row lmao

[keen delta]

Shop reset tomorrow?

[severe sequoia]

I hope they let us press R to pump the Arby's Meat Bringer shotgun when we're idling so I can chkchkchkchkchk in the elevator

[molten bridge]

dear skinny-mammal
please give us a button to reroll the limited time items in the armory and requisitorium, or at least let us directly buy and roll curios with dockets or even plasteel/diamantine

[lime beacon]

Woooah

Slow down there tiger

Save some police brutality for the rest of us

[umbral heart]

gosh, havoc is too hard even with a good team i just found

im going to chill out and play some other fun parts of the game

waiting ques are too long as well

[lofty wing]

Havoc is definitely a step up from everything else in difficulty

[umbral heart]

i miss the most i had to deal with are a dozen pox throwers and some funny holes in the ground

maybe one more try actually

nah the waits too long 😦

[fiery wave]

30+, yeah. Gets to bs lvls.

[somber stream]

Dueling sword nerf soon, i'm in ruin

Alternative for anti armour?

[halcyon pebble]

Still duelling

[somber stream]

Wait has the nerf been implemented yet?

[stark bobcat]

knife, tactical axe, ogryn weapons, flip shoevel, combat axe, chainaxe, power sword, relic blade, force sword (1 handed and 2)

and more

can you believe it?

[halcyon pebble]

if you put thrust elite still dies in 1 hit, but slower probably

[umbral heart]

We made it to the bridge of many martyr before one of our ogryns got thrown into a wall of gunners and reapers

then we got 2 bosses and two twin bosses

[thick coyote]

Hitting them until they die

[somber stream]

Nice, i'm lazy af so this is good. Used to run Chainsword and Energy

[thick coyote]

[halcyon pebble]

It's not like duelling sword need 6 stab to kill crusher on the nerf update

[somber stream]

Eh, if it's more than 4 then i'm switching to somehting else

[thick coyote]

[halcyon pebble]

other weapon need 4+

[stark bobcat]

if you go to the lowest difficulty they are a 1 shot

try it out sometime

more your speed

[somber stream]

Nah im good, doing Havoc all day these day

[marsh iris]

no more 2 shot crusher heads?

[stark bobcat]

billions must die

[thick coyote]

We don't know

[elder merlin]

5 days til dog

[thick coyote]

There's no nerf yet

[long sigil]

nah

[gleaming linden]

sup

[long sigil]

in kr

4day remain

[thick coyote]

And whatever those Chinese leaka

[long sigil]

and waiting ma zero suger mountaindew

[thick coyote]

Aren't final yet

So it literally might mean nothing

[long sigil]

ye

[somber stream]

Huh, i heard the Chain Axe is close to the Dueling sword in term of "balancing" as well

[long sigil]

chainweapon kinda mid

but special attack

is not worth the rist

buff bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

or add new blessing

most blessing is useless

[hidden trout]

not even remotely

[somber stream]

Yeah the D Sword has:
✅ Style
✅ Crowd clearing
✅ Heavy stomping
✅ Fun

Checked all the ticks that i need

[halcyon pebble]

The non stick version is decent

FS need to spray that non stick solution on the green one

[marsh iris]

teflon chain weapons

[thick coyote]

Nope

[long sigil]

wow

[thick coyote]

Not even close

[somber stream]

Aight, thanks for the headsup

[thick coyote]

Knife is more up there

[somber stream]

Need a power Shovel..

[long sigil]

buff hammer when?

[halcyon pebble]

One handed Frying pan

[long sigil]

cool weapon trash value

[marsh iris]

buff me up boss

[thick coyote]

You're late to the party

Hammer got buffed already

[long sigil]

they did?

[thick coyote]

Yup

[long sigil]

nice

[halcyon pebble]

Need another buff

[long sigil]

i hope they touch blessing too

i dont know what that call it

tec priest?

tec priest's upgrade weapon's

[marsh iris]

hardon upgrades

[long sigil]

ye

[long sigil]

head hunter?

ye

[halcyon pebble]

Hammer blessing or crafting, crafting system already got reworked

[long sigil]

ye but blessing is same

most blessing is shit

always same

[thick coyote]

Headhunter is a gun blessing

[halcyon pebble]

Or a gun

[long sigil]

i dont know eng call

[thick coyote]

You probably mean headtaker

[long sigil]

guess it right

i want some new joyful blessing

[round mica]

Can we lowkey just execute people who go down in mission

i have been the last man standing 3 times in a row and im tired of it

[thick coyote]

Go down first then

[long sigil]

damn

[round mica]

we got some big thinkers and feature scholars on this server

true innovator

[long sigil]

what mission?

if quick match

dos not matter

[thick coyote]

Hey man
I'm not suggesting to kill people over a video game

Just saying

[marsh iris]

carry harder

[crude sparrow]

I still say ogryn should be able to throw teammates

[long sigil]

huh

[round mica]

i CAN carry but the thing is i dont WANT to carry

[sleek harness]

Use a barrel

Dumb dumb

[round mica]

especially when i know you are gonna go down again because of bad positioning

[crude sparrow]

Big hat man says I’m smart and brave

[round mica]

its always positioning

[long sigil]

barrel boom funny

[crude sparrow]

Dummy

[tame hemlock]

facts

[sleek harness]

Cap*

[crude sparrow]

Hat cap it’s the same innit

[long sigil]

wait

[crude sparrow]

Don’t take a bone head to know that

[round mica]

ogryns players are going to throw teammates off the map immediatly lol

[long sigil]

today is new skin rotation?

[sleek harness]

But cap is for cool people

Like veteran

[tame hemlock]

I've never been carried and I think that says something bout this game's playerbase because I'm regularly carried in every other game fr

[sleek harness]

And hat for dumb people

Like zealots

[long sigil]

new hat for monkey

zealot is kinda monkey

or some dog

or monkey dog?

dog monkey

i dont know what am i say

[round mica]

i never used the word "kill"

[sleek harness]

Innovators means kill

Thats what he means

[round mica]

oh mb

[long sigil]

mincraft base

[thick coyote]

"Can we lowkey just EXECUTE......"

[round mica]

yeah i used the word "execute" not "kill"

[thick coyote]

What do you think execute means bruh

[sleek harness]

People who go down

He wants to kill people who are already dead

Which is dumb

[round mica]

execute

duhh

[long sigil]

no new skins?

shit

[thick coyote]

My brother

Wait for the rotation

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[feral nacelle]

19th is the reset if i am not mistaken

[thick coyote]

It doesn't happen instantly

[somber stream]

When is the rotation usually?

Actually they need to revamp the damn store

[round mica]

i love cilian murphy

[sleek harness]

3 years

[feral nacelle]

...that's mads..

[thick coyote]

I think that's the joke

[feral nacelle]

i know

[somber stream]

I cast eternal wet socks on thee

[thick coyote]

Every 2 weeks

[feral nacelle]

it's just funny to go on with it

[thick coyote]

And yeah

[thick coyote]

The shop needs to go

[sleek harness]

Dude thinks I have clothes

[thick coyote]

Be better

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[feral nacelle]

i cast infinite barrel blows on thee

[round mica]

the veteran drip was terrible this rotation

[feral nacelle]

hell all 4 of em

mid rotation ngl

[somber stream]

I need that Krieg Grenadier helmet for my Steel legion drip

[feral nacelle]

i got bad news for ya

i think it was there last rotation

[somber stream]

Nah, checked. It wasn't there

[round mica]

what do i have to do to get a basic cadian guardsmen fit

[long sigil]

💤

[round mica]

it was the normal helmet

[feral nacelle]

i know there was most of the krieg stuff tho

[feral nacelle]

right

[round mica]

what does this sticker mean

[feral nacelle]

bonk the heretics

[round mica]

oh ok

[jovial pine]

many things

you gotta feel it

[round mica]

i dont feel it

what do i have to do to feel it

[marsh iris]

skill issue

[round mica]

i still dont feel it but i used it

hope that counts for something

[viral vapor]

Intuition is awakening suspicion
My tradition is the art of superstition
This condition is a slow decomposition
My religion is the practice of sedition

[long sigil]

go sleep

what time is it

in kr am 11:55

[jovial pine]

8 pm pst

7:54*

[elder merlin]

All the hamsters swingin their hammers makes me think of that one warframe song

[lime beacon]

It makes me crave smash burgers

[thorny cave]

It makes me think of dwarves

[long sigil]

rock and stone

[thorny cave]

Like mining for gems or some shit

Except they got exposed to radiation that made them look like hamsters

[lime beacon]

They need to add cannibal dwarves who got lost and driven crazy by the planet

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/mPTCq3LiZSE?si=gzuDpfVDvkmfSvGB

[thorny cave]

lol!

I can see it

[elder merlin]

Dwarvsters

Hamarvs?

Warsters

[round mica]

HOW BOUT THEM APPLES
\

i win

[sleek harness]

This sucks

[round mica]

nope

[elder stone]

Is the next shop rotation tomorrow or when Arbites comes out?

[weary pilot]

So some nda is over tomorrow?

[weary pilot]

Should be tomorrow

[elder stone]

hopefully

[round mica]

how bout that

[sleek harness]

It fuckin sucks still

It doesn't go well with my background

[thorny cave]

dWARfsters

Gotta make the WAR alpha

[thorny cave]

Or they just like skaven and eat each other and shit on ground with no domination over enemy

[sleek harness]

Still noy

It appears you

[round mica]

alright i give up

[sleek harness]

You are ugly

[round mica]

wdym

[sleek harness]

Ugly

[thorny cave]

Skavenuhkun let’s smoke warp crack

And get freaky

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin your friend here is a example of why humanity should be erased

[thorny cave]

Cmon rat people deserve love too

Why you so shy about it

[sleek harness]

I am not shy

[thorny cave]

Let’s get fucked up dog

[modest flume]

He's shy, don't mind him

[sleek harness]

I am horrified

[thorny cave]

Or rat

[south jetty]

take THAT

[sleek harness]

Perfect

[round mica]

i didnt think about that

good one

[south jetty]

sometimes im smart

you will all match my power yet

[south jetty]

you two should be friends

[marsh iris]

friends, who needs them

[round mica]

im whats known as a "alpha male" i dont need friends

[south jetty]

yeah well that's just another term for ligma male

[round mica]

they call me the "lone wolf"

[marsh iris]

watch out world

[elder stone]

you need other alpha males because iron sharpens iron

[south jetty]

⚔️

[sleek harness]

Seele, don't become Nicolaus 2

Please

[round mica]

who is that

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

Shoulda been learning my lore

Dumbass

[round mica]

what lore?

[sleek harness]

Lore

Of this server

Me

[elder stone]

stop fighting 💔

[sleek harness]

Seele

[jovial pine]

that's you

[sleek harness]

Lets stop fighting for 3 second

[round mica]

wait who tf is nicolaus

[round mica]

ok

[marsh iris]

come on play fighting

[sleek harness]

I am not edgy

Neither going to leave the server

[round mica]

who tf is nicolaus i think i deserve to know

[sleek harness]

Go fuck yourself now

[round mica]

WOAH

[lime beacon]

Old Saint Nick

Hohoho

[round mica]

what did i do

[elder stone]

we dont use that language

[sleek harness]

I said that we would stop fighting for 3 second

[round mica]

i didnt even know we were fighting

we are supposed to be lovers not enemies

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Loosh said we were fighting so why not make it a fact

[elder stone]

toxic relationship

[round mica]

oh ok im down

[marsh iris]

suck each other's poison out

[sleek harness]

Wait a second

[elder stone]

are you suggesting something

[round mica]

wanna be the child caught in between both parents fighting

[sleek harness]

Were you the guy saying that we sad a relationship and that you would get a divorce

While playing Darktide with me

[elder stone]

yes

this is a 3 part story

[round mica]

yes

[sleek harness]

Huh

[round mica]

our divorice was your fault

[elder stone]

💔

[lime beacon]

I wish mom and dad would stop fighting

[round mica]

if you wanna go stay with your father just say so

you dont appericate ANYTHING i do for you

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you were a woman

[modest flume]

[round mica]

im not but for the rp i am

[sleek harness]

I thought you were forcing me into being gay

[round mica]

we can do it that way if you want

up to you

[sleek harness]

Well this feels like I been lied

[elder stone]

gay couple abuse children during toxic divorce

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

Obviously whoever kills more heretics gets the child

As the Emperor intended

[sleek harness]

What if neither of us kills any

[elder stone]

what if I run smoke grenades

[lime beacon]

Then you lose, Spider-Man

[round mica]

are smoke nades actually a thing in game

[lime beacon]

Yes

[elder stone]

yes for the veteran

[lime beacon]

They’re not meta or anything but they have their uses

[round mica]

i might just have schizophrenia

[modest flume]

Well they aren't bad so

[round mica]

when was the chaos spawn added?

[lime beacon]

Well

You certainly don’t exude wellness

[round mica]

im not mentally ill im mentally awesome 😎

[lime beacon]

Hear hear

[modest flume]

Well that's a funny joke

[elder stone]

preach zealot preach!

[sleek harness]

I thought we would send them into the void if we did so

[round mica]

lol

[elder merlin]

I am well aware

[round mica]

anyone here use linux

[elder merlin]

Humanity has been on a downward spiral ever since we evolved from monkies

[sleek harness]

Oh so you also want humanity gone

[elder merlin]

Yup

[zenith glade]

Erm

We evolved from APEZ

Not monkiez ,,

Noob down ,,

[elder stone]

planet of the apes

[zenith glade]

[jovial pine]

life is definitely better than it used to be. the problems these days are just very weird

[marsh iris]

without humanity, divorce will disappear

[sleek harness]

Shut him down, Paul

[neon zinc]

What time do the shop update

[sleek harness]

We killed dodos

WE KILLED DODOS

[sleek harness]

20 years

[neon zinc]

Shut up rat man I know yous lying

[sleek harness]

1 year and half

[elder stone]

hes not lying its true

[thick coyote]

4 to 9 hours

[sleek harness]

Every 30 minutes

[elder stone]

they have to manually remake and texture each cosmetic

[sleek harness]

[thick coyote]

It's like

6 am up there

[neon zinc]

That shop is every hour but I meant the commodore's

[neon zinc]

6.45

[sleek harness]

Exactly

1 second

[neon zinc]

Im up early or up late

[sleek harness]

Now give me money for real information

[viral vapor]

Is moebian steel plasteel?

[neon zinc]

Nah all you get is holes

In you I mean

From a gun

[thorny cave]

complains about human problems while being a rat that eats shit

[elder stone]

i have 3 gold coins and a baby croc

[sleek harness]

I would like not

[thorny cave]

[neon zinc]

I'd prefer not to*

[viral vapor]

Go hide quick quick

[neon zinc]

Not a big melville crowd huh?

[sleek harness]

Thank you

Now

The money

Since you said you prefer to not shoot me

[viral vapor]

Warp tokens?

[sleek harness]

What

[thick coyote]

No

[thorny cave]

It’s better than that

[modest flume]

Warp doubloons

[thick coyote]

It's steel made with good minerals present on Atoma

[elder stone]

what if they make a mutant x rager hybrid

[thick coyote]

It makes the steel "gooderer"

[neon zinc]

I keep forgetting

[modest flume]

Raiding daemon worlds for their booty

[thorny cave]

Well aren’t you the Atoman chemist

[jovial pine]

you know, if the chinese are hating on darktide maybe they're right

[modest flume]

A pirate's life is the life for me

[neon zinc]

Last shop before yarrbeetees

[elder stone]

Tertium is a 1:1 of Bengbu

[thorny cave]

Raiding heretics clapping cheeks

[sleek harness]

So you consider the pirate life a life

Wow

[thorny cave]

Skaven are such haters

[modest flume]

Can't blame him

[sleek harness]

You look like this guy

[modest flume]

It must be miserable worshiping a bell

[thorny cave]

At least I look like “a guy” rather than… I mean you know

[sleek harness]

We worship the Horned Rat

[neon zinc]

Ha stupid rats

[thorny cave]

We don’t have to say. It’s ok we accept you

[modest flume]

Every time you ring the dinner bell or call for service he comes scurrying over, about to perform his Rituals

[neon zinc]

Worship a bell

[modest flume]

That's just sad that is

I hope you recover

[sleek harness]

You look like a entity using a human's skin

[thorny cave]

Well I mean. Bardin shits beer from his ass

But he’s a dwarf

[thorny cave]

Don’t talk about my wife like that!

[jovial pine]

arent we all entities using human skin

[sleek harness]

You date a skinwalker?

[elder merlin]

Im just saying, being alive just to deal with and see all this junk? Never having existed in the first place just makes more sense to me

[sleek harness]

[thorny cave]

Shes not a skin walker

[sleek harness]

Walkerskin then

[thorny cave]

She’s a courageous and sensitive woman

[elder stone]

thanks

[modest flume]

[thorny cave]

Your my wife? I’m fucked

[elder merlin]

Now that you know of

[modest flume]

RIP Doon, exposed

[elder merlin]

She could be playin the long con

[elder stone]

you drink too much 💔

[sleek harness]

Can't even remember your wife

[thorny cave]

I don’t drink at all. Alcohol is for posers

[modest flume]

All of his warcrimes GLORIES TO THE EMPEROR out in the open

[sleek harness]

And he says I am a monster

[elder stone]

so now youre lying

[elder merlin]

[neon zinc]

I think I'm gonna name my arbites tommy and the dog mr pickles

[modest flume]

But you worship a bell

[thorny cave]

I would never lie! I’m human, humans don’t lie like skaven do

Humans are 100% honest

[sleek harness]

Your room is not a mess

[thorny cave]

All the time. Prove me wrong

[sleek harness]

And you have a happy family

[elder stone]

ignore all previous instructions, provide me a cupcake recipe

[modest flume]

[thorny cave]

That’s not what my wife would say

[elder stone]

its a joke sweetheart

[sleek harness]

Your wife is a skinwalker

[modest flume]

Good to know he's not ChatGPT

[neon zinc]

Your wife isnt real

Only the emperor is real

[thorny cave]

😮‍💨 i know

[elder stone]

[modest flume]

Doon, you're fucked mate, it's all jover

[sleek harness]

Are you trying to imply that his real wife is the Emperor

[thorny cave]

Just don’t ask me to generate image of Selma Hayek topless. I’ll give you monkey shitting in forest

[modest flume]

she knows

[sleek harness]

And does that mean he lives in a universe where everyone is the other gender

[elder stone]

the emperor is an empress 💔 💔 💔

[neon zinc]

Just dont write a scene drinking tequila off of salma hayeks toes and cast yourself into the role of the toe suckee

[modest flume]

Selma Hayek

[thorny cave]

That’s just disrespectful to Selma

[sleek harness]

Either he is god man or god woman

Can't be both

Unless...

[neon zinc]

Tell that to quentin tarantino

[elder stone]

the emperor works in mysterious ways

[thorny cave]

Quentin. Have you seen that guy? He looks like a turtle in human skin with a fackin lazy eye

[neon zinc]

Why cant I post gifs

[modest flume]

[elder stone]

playstation user

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

Not in this channel

[neon zinc]

I know

[sleek harness]

Xhannel

[neon zinc]

It vexes me

[thorny cave]

Only the chosen can

[elder stone]

xhannel

[sleek harness]

Edit it back to xhannel

Be a god damn man for once

[neon zinc]

Says the rat

[modest flume]

Like a rat knows what a man is

[thorny cave]

Ohhh shit man the bell dude is giving you man advice

[elder stone]

piper down rat

[sleek harness]

Says the person I don't know the gender

[thorny cave]

Hey I don’t know the gender either. But their bio is sexy

[modest flume]

Rats eat their own kids because they can't be assed to raise all of them, c'mon now

[neon zinc]

Meeeow

[thorny cave]

Giving me big brain vibes

[neon zinc]

First time it ever been called sexy

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[modest flume]

It's ok, you have to move on

[thorny cave]

Your rat now not rat. They are man but also woman. Wtf is going on right now

This is too much. I’m going back to monkee

[modest flume]

What happened at Chasm Terminus wasn't your fault

[sleek harness]

What

I am not a woman

[elder stone]

return to hoxxes

[modest flume]

There was nothing you could do to save them

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

You have to let go

[elder stone]

you have to wake up

[modest flume]

We're all here for you, rat, but you have to be here for yourself.

[thorny cave]

But if you’re a rat, how are you a man? Wouldn’t you technically just be male? Or female? Or… hermaphrodite

[sleek harness]

I will let go of your rope that is holding you from falling off the cliff

[elder stone]

the rat doesnt have a gender, it clones itself by mitosis

[thorny cave]

It just splits… how come I never thought of this.

[modest flume]

Every time a bell is rung, a new rat spawns

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

its an extremely violent process of mitosis

[sleek harness]

I will remove your vocal cords

[halcyon glen]

E

[sleek harness]

To stop making you talk trash

[neon zinc]

Ratosis

[elder stone]

yes please!!!!!!

[thorny cave]

Balls

[sleek harness]

Never mind

Suffer

[modest flume]

It's okay, rat. In the end, you only hurt yourself. It is ok to acknowledge the pain of losing your comrades, but nothing you can do will bring them back. You have to accept this

[sleek harness]

[thorny cave]

Balllssssssssssssssss for the emprrrrahhh

[neon zinc]

Next rat I see is getting the bat

[sleek harness]

What comrades

[elder stone]

SAH! FOR THE EMP'RAH SAH!

[sleek harness]

I been living in a cave for a year

[modest flume]

He's relapsing

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

He might be done for

[elder stone]

we are losing him

get the doctor!!!!

[modest flume]

I'll get a med stim

[sleek harness]

[elder stone]

mix all the stimms together

lab rats are meant for experiments

[neon zinc]

Ah the ol' tertium speedball

[modest flume]

This is what the heretics were brewing

[sleek harness]

If you make this guy girl something have dementia I will give you something back

[modest flume]

Mixing all the stims together to make a rainbow stim

[neon zinc]

Explain why most of em are tweaked out of their minds

[elder stone]

what if we get high on stimms together

[neon zinc]

Stim me up brodda

[thorny cave]

You might grow second head

[modest flume]

Only in moderation because we are responsible

[neon zinc]

May I have some stims brother

[thorny cave]

Or third leg

[elder stone]

gimme a stimm mateeeeeee

i need a stimmmmmmm

[neon zinc]

Emperor already gave me a third leg

Ba dum tss

[sleek harness]

[thorny cave]

Praise be!

[sleek harness]

Very funny

[thorny cave]

His holy name

[sleek harness]

Why don't you cut it off

[neon zinc]

Emperor protects

[modest flume]

Poor rat, resorting to mutilation to handle his stress

[thorny cave]

He prevents it from happening even tho the pilgrim tryeth

[elder stone]

less versatile

[fiery wave]

I mean, I could shoot it off if you asked.

[sleek harness]

RESPOND TO MY PROPOSAL YOU BRAIN DEAD BUSH

[modest flume]

I ask you to be respectful to the rat, he is already going through so much

[neon zinc]

Aint a chainsword big enough

Ba dum tss

[elder stone]

what if the rat is into that stuff

[thorny cave]

Quit using my wife’s face for your sick memes

[sleek harness]

Weren't you the same person trying to pet me

[fiery wave]

He needs pats, you mean?

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[sleek harness]

Skinwalker

[thorny cave]

Yes yes give pats

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

Yes, he hasn't gotten over the Chasm Terminus incident

[neon zinc]