general-chat

[south jetty]

I'm not. The work itself is easy

[quartz chasm]

I havent smoked ever in my life

[south jetty]

It's just that no one else is really doing it

[zenith glade]

Wörk

[zenith glade]

Me w ur skull

Like a watermelon

[south jetty]

It's not hard to run food service but it's made exponentially harder when people are either new or no one tries to even do the basics to keep it running smoothly

[zenith glade]

Explodez it into a million bajillion lil pieces

[quartz chasm]

Food service with bycle

[south jetty]

I work 40 hrs a week and hit my THC cart every once in a while. I earned my weed treat

[quartz chasm]

thats extreme if you live like alone

[modest flume]

wheat

[quartz chasm]

But eh life must go on

[south jetty]

At least with Costco they classify overtime as "any time spent working past 8 hours AND any time past 40 hours that week"

[south jetty]

I do live alone besides my cat

Upstate NY expensive

[modest flume]

Hit your THC, give your cat some nip

win/win

[south jetty]

exactly

[modest flume]

Nah me, I don't need to relax

I just explode on the people that cause me stress

[south jetty]

I hate people so I have to live alone

[modest flume]

I don't hate people; I hate ignorance. Being ignorant is a choice, and a poor one

[south jetty]

I legitimately hate being around people too much

[modest flume]

At least the people you need to be around seem to respect you

[south jetty]

Their mere presence stresses me out and I would like home to be my respite from people, hence living alone

[south jetty]

For the most part yeah

old manager didn't but she also got demoted after some sort of investigation

owned

[elder merlin]

I feel that

Human beings are disgusting

[modest flume]

Good thing you are best friends with a talking rat

[south jetty]

I'm just an autistic introvert (genuinely)

love my cat

[zenith glade]

I unfeel that

Human beings are fucking awesome

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

Humans are awesome when they're behaved and far away from me

[glossy bear]

I found a heretic

[modest flume]

Like you, yes

[ember nimbus]

imagine loathing your own species

[glossy bear]

he shits about the game

[ember nimbus]

couldnt be me

[molten matrix]

I LOVE BEING AN APEX PREDATOR!!!!!

[normal linden]

"No respite" bless on Vigilant autogun - does it even work? I've tried to trigger it for 10 minutes in the Psykhanium, looking for its icon to appear at the bottom - it never did

[modest flume]

Sounds like a classic case of buff bar bug

[south jetty]

Humans suck when they're in the same home as me and their presence makes it impossible to recover from work until I end up in emergency psychiatric care

[tender pendant]

Youre like the one Kid in school that actually enjoyed working of the fucking group projects

The seasonal popular kid

Always loved in exam season (ive been there/have been one of those too )

[south jetty]

I was the opposite

[oak surge]

Humans are awesome because I'm human

[south jetty]

The only reason people wanted me in their group projects was when it was art related and they wanted me to do all the work, and then I never did any of the work

[oak surge]

It's not complicated

[ember nimbus]

this but unironically

[lofty light]

I dunno, way I see it, ignorance isn't really something you choose - it's simply lack of knowledge. Denial is however a choice, one that could be called "willful ignorance" and that's where you cross the line from being ill-educated to being outright malicious.

[oak surge]

It wasn't ironic

[tender pendant]

Humans are deeply flawed. Every moment is a courtroom trial

[dry pebble]

humans are awesome because their capacity for evil and egoism is only matched by their capacity to be selfless, merciful and kind

[lofty light]

though I suppose that's splitting hairs

[ember nimbus]

this but ironically

[modest flume]

No no, that's a good way to put it

[south jetty]

man y'all are getting deep and I just hate talking to people because it's physically and mentally exhausting to keep up 😭

[quartz chasm]

Humans emotional over

[ember nimbus]

humans emotional what- over

[south jetty]

All those social cues and body language changes

[modest flume]

People should not be hurt because of a lack of knowledge, but purposeful lack of knowledge is just that, on purpose

[south jetty]

Also pretending to like, pay attention the right way or feigning interest and emotions

[quartz chasm]

Once your hurt your gonna be hurted forever 😭 💀

Or change about a tragic past

[south jetty]

I'm good at pretending to be human at least

[dry pebble]

everyone else is pretending too

[quartz chasm]

Real

[tender pendant]

You can be both.

You can think about this deeply and also just hate humanity just because it drains you (i was born with that statblock )

[quartz chasm]

Genetic Mutation 💀

[south jetty]

Some of them understand social cues and emotions though

[ember nimbus]

or they pretend to

[south jetty]

True

[sleek harness]

What the hell even are you

[dry pebble]

Yes

[modest flume]

Except me, if I don't like how they hinder our shared results, I will tell them

[dry pebble]

one of those

[quartz chasm]

Alpha man or Beta man character

[fast cosmos]

I like me nosh.

[south jetty]

I try not to think deep on it. I don't think there's much more to it for me personally but I'm also very utilitarian about it

[fast cosmos]

I like the Emprah

Simple as

[ember nimbus]

i just had a 30 inch sub and im about to burst

being human is awesome

[modest flume]

Bush man

[south jetty]

I want chicken wings

[feral dagger]

What's the correct pronunciation. Ar-bites or Ar-bee-tees?

[quartz chasm]

Im GOING TO KFC AND MCDONALDS

jk

[fast cosmos]

The latter

[south jetty]

Arbideez

[modest flume]

Rannick says the latter, I go with the latter

[zenith glade]

Nice try but no thigh picz 4 u lil blud

[zenith glade]

Check dmz lil blud..

[quartz chasm]

I think my date limit would been over 40-50

Then its really OVER

lol

[south jetty]

I can't fathom dating

[zenith glade]

All those who mpreg reacted me i wish u a merry anthrax bomb

[sleek harness]

Of course, the Zealot Chatter being a Zealot Chatter

[ember nimbus]

any time bud

[zenith glade]

And a happy new claymore

[sleek harness]

[modest flume]

Don't forget a very bouncy betty

[tender pendant]

The imerial era bastardized roman pronunciation would arbeetes (like a german I thats pronounced like a long e in english)

[tame hemlock]

are the servers having a moment rn

[zenith glade]

I like that 1

Yah

[inland mantle]

When are they not

[tame hemlock]

ar bit tees

[tender pendant]

But honestly, no one cares. Pronounce it however you want

[south jetty]

I got that di-arbites

[zenith glade]

Darktide servers do maintenance and fuck up in every day ending in day

[ember nimbus]

arrrr-m8-ees

[south jetty]

I want chicken wings soooo bad

[woven hill]

i tried a maelstrom heresy on Hab Dreyko

[quartz chasm]

Arbites is gonna make the game crashmode

lol

[zenith glade]

I want

[woven hill]

it was smth like Specialists and Monstrous Specialists

[quartz chasm]

Millions of players

[dry pebble]

Hey this might be somewhat derailing but what class do you guys think its the least powerful in the game rn?

[fast cosmos]

Mmm

[woven hill]

least?

[south jetty]

Your mom

[tame hemlock]

i love hab dreyko :)

[fast cosmos]

Vet maybe

[inland mantle]

Vet

[ember nimbus]

psyker

[quartz chasm]

I love Psyker

But Vet is my 2nd fav

[modest flume]

Did you win?

[fast cosmos]

[tame hemlock]

veteran

[quartz chasm]

And Ogryn and Zealot optional

[woven hill]

no.

we got like...

ten? bosses.

[ember nimbus]

its a tossup between psyker and vet tho

[tame hemlock]

veteran is entirely a VoC and ammo machine and everything else about him is subpar except plasma gun

[woven hill]

only three of them were weakened.

[modest flume]

Then let's fix that

[dry pebble]

i'm seeing that

[south jetty]

serious answer: zealot because of lack of build variety

[quartz chasm]

Ogryn buff too far

[fast cosmos]

Psyker is strong

[quartz chasm]

Yea

[woven hill]

we got 5 plague ogryns, 1 weakened plague ogryn, 2 chaos spawns, and 2 burgles

[quartz chasm]

I mean the Electric staff is really strong

[ember nimbus]

weaker than zealot and oggy undeniably

[quartz chasm]

and Flamethrower on psyker

[tender pendant]

First thing imma do with the Update, like everyone else, is gonna play with my new toy.

But after that, i am curios to see how the reworked weapons will perfom, mainly tacaxes, shotties and dclaws

[modest flume]

Sounds like a job for A Pimp Named Slickback

[fast cosmos]

But it's probably Vet > Psyker > Zealot > Ogryn

[quartz chasm]

Voidstrike is like Psyker fireball

[tame hemlock]

zealot has lack of build variety but that doesn't mean he's weak XD that's an entirely different matter

[zenith glade]

Zealot

[quartz chasm]

lol

Psyker MASSIVE AOE DAMAGE

[south jetty]

The list isn't very far apart from each other but from strongest to least:

1. Ogryn
2. Vet
3. Psyker
4. Zealot

[inland mantle]

I would go ogryn cause rumbler is a thing pysker cause yea pysker zealot cause they can deal some unreal damage then vet cause well you know shedders and plasma that all they know

[quartz chasm]

Psyker is so fun cause you watch every enemy Explode brutally

💀

[ember nimbus]

zealot at least strongest is delusional

[fast cosmos]

Gungryn Rumbler is arguably the best build in the game

So

[feral dagger]

Ar-bites sounds right to me, but if it's Ar-bee-tees, well that's it

[tame hemlock]

zealot at weakest is genuinely delusional

[dry pebble]

Okay i see the consensus is that ogryn is the strongest currently but people are mostly torn between vet and psyker

[quartz chasm]

its fine

Zealot has before a nuts Flamethrower build

[woven hill]

Ogryn is the undeniable best in all situations
Zealot is what TF2 spies migrated to
Psyker is cheese
Veteran is a Call of Duty player's first choice

[zenith glade]

Ogryn and psyker are neck and neck

[south jetty]

You can't do much with them. They're one trick ponies. The classes don't really have a lot of wiggle room on this matter right now imo though ogryn are like stupid easy mode to play right now

[zenith glade]

Then vet, then Zealot

[south jetty]

It comes down to playable builds for me

[quartz chasm]

Ogryn noob class

[zenith glade]

Highest to least

[ember nimbus]

1 trick pony is still better than having none

[inland mantle]

Vet stronger than pysker how so? what to know what you think

[fast cosmos]

Wrong.

[modest flume]

Oh look, a CIVI. Time to slap and clap

[quartz chasm]

Infact its like Ironbreaker

in verm 2

just better

After the Talent rework

[fast cosmos]

Ogryn is strong, it isn't totally easy to play.

[quartz chasm]

So hes in a better spot now

[fast cosmos]

No class is.

[woven hill]

ogryn has the lowest skill floor but has a high skill ceiling

[dry pebble]

not fair i mained ogryn before the buffs

[quartz chasm]

Just use grenade gun

lol

[fast cosmos]

Particularly at havoc 40

[zenith glade]

Ogryn is easy to play

Especially at h40

Ogryn scales very well w h40

[quartz chasm]

I could say anything below Ogryn is pretty nuts

[ember nimbus]

ogryn in fact is the easiest to play

[zenith glade]

Ogryn tness regen is incredible

[south jetty]

Better toughness generation + tdr for the most part. They're much tougher while still being able to pump out damage. Really good at supporting the team

[zenith glade]

Especially w heavy hitter

[ember nimbus]

theres no question about it

[quartz chasm]

W

[fast cosmos]

Agree to disagree 🫡

[quartz chasm]

Ogryn tanks

[zenith glade]

Brittleness on push, guaranteed stagger on push

[quartz chasm]

Psyker dies the fastest

if your not carefull

[zenith glade]

Lots of infinite cleave weapons

[south jetty]

Ogryn is miles ahead of the other classes right now it's disgusting

[quartz chasm]

LOL

[quartz chasm]

1-2 shot by sniper

[south jetty]

Yup. Glass Cannon

[quartz chasm]

and your down

[fast cosmos]

💪

[zenith glade]

Ogryn even has smite

Smite in a grenade launcher

[dry pebble]

i have the faint feeling vet is only being held up by shout at this point

[fast cosmos]

Ogryn dominance 💪

[zenith glade]

Stagger everything on screen

Game turn off

Zzz

[inland mantle]

Guess if you basing it off them not dying to just about anything that's fair but you can never beat the CC that comes with even a halfway decent pysker

[ancient violet]

When I'm in a spreading misinformation contest, and my opponent is a Darktide player

😰

[south jetty]

Psyker can do crazy damage and has ways to support the team AND snipe specialists/elites but being made of paper is pretty dangerous

[tame hemlock]

people calling Zealot weak probably don't realize Zealot has 24/7 uptime of 50-75% TDR and can solo bosses

[quartz chasm]

Psyker yeah Brain burst

does the highest dmg

lol

[fast cosmos]

I'm just glad that Arbites will be able to run 40's

[feral dagger]

Nope, Ogryn is good now. But the other classes are still stronger

[fast cosmos]

And that he's viable

[zenith glade]

Vet kills 5 specialists and gets their ult

Flat 6 seconds on any specialist kill

[quartz chasm]

I cant wait Arbiter to be OPi

jk

[dry pebble]

yeah i think zealot is objectively powerful

[ancient violet]

Saying Psyker is "fragile" is kinda crazy to me ngl

[zenith glade]

At higher difficulties, esp in hav or even auric, u have maximum uptime on gness

[elder oasis]

No runt is stronger then ogryn.

[quartz chasm]

Hes gonna be Half Ogryn half Veteran

LOL

[south jetty]

Yeah me love smite but sometimes it's too team-dependent on whether it'll work or not, same with shield

[fast cosmos]

Auric.. Hard?

Huh?

[tame hemlock]

Psyker bubble automatically makes Psyker a most welcome addition to any team in any Havoc

[inland mantle]

But smite kinda sucks makes the game a walking sim for the most part

But if you like it each their own

[south jetty]

There's people who love smite and take advantage of it, and then there's some who see the enemies stop moving and start scratching their balls instead

[loud crag]

so what happens tomorrow? Testers are free to stream Arbites gameplay?

[round mica]

balls need scratching sah

[fast cosmos]

Tomorrow

[south jetty]

Sometimes it's needed for that reason LMAO

[elder oasis]

Yes

[fast cosmos]

The seal is broken tomorrow

[dark bay]

Can't wait to spam my Arbites loud speaker to spread the Word of the Emperor

[quartz chasm]

Find out in 5 days

jk

[south jetty]

don't sniff

[quartz chasm]

Next DLC is gonna be Tech Adept

[tame hemlock]

Mr. E said he will so I imagine playtesters can all do it yeah

[quartz chasm]

kidding

💀

[inland mantle]

I wouldnt mind it as much if the smite player would use anything else at times. But all they do is smite stuff gets so annoying lol

[quartz chasm]

Or Squads

I assume for Free

[loud crag]

hopefully someone's gonna showcase the entire tree

[fast cosmos]

I'd rather have a ratling tbh

[quartz chasm]

We need VERY sniper class in DT

[south jetty]

I like brain burst, shield, fire staff but damn that swap speed

[quartz chasm]

same

[quartz chasm]

Sister of Battle

[feral dagger]

I think so too, but first, Vet weapons

[fast cosmos]

Ratling > Votann

[fast cosmos]

A sister of battle would also be hella cool BUT it would be gender locked

And I don't like that

[quartz chasm]

Sister of Battle op

[south jetty]

If people are spamming it, it's definitely an issue. There shouldn't be situations where it needs to be spammed unless the team's clearing of the chaff is THAT bad

[quartz chasm]

LOL

[dry rivet]

I mean, Ogryn is gender locked already

[ancient violet]

When can we play as space marine???? 🤓

[quartz chasm]

brother in battle 💀

E

[thick fog]

huh tomorrow?

[fast cosmos]

Yeah but that's a dev decision not a lore decision

[elder oasis]

Imagine if we could play as a votann, just a big ass robot AI that takes 100 years to reply to a voiceline

[ancient violet]

Ogryn is non binary, everything is canon

[fast cosmos]

It would be neat if they gave us female Ogryn

[dark bay]

They would have to make them pretty, the females we can create now look ugly AF 😂

[quartz chasm]

I really wanna play Eldar but its not gonna happen

[south jetty]

I usually use smite when the team needs room to breathe

[quartz chasm]

Inqusition hates Xenos

So badly

Eldar Psyker would been op

[round mica]

bro hates strong independent women

[quartz chasm]

From Ulthwe

W

[fast cosmos]

Totally

[round mica]

mods, forfeit his lungs

[elder oasis]

Not all of them, some inquisitors have eldar gfs

[thick fog]

Female Ogryn gets added and people get too freaky about them

[quartz chasm]

Give me Eldar Psyker character jk

[dark bay]

only if they have the jawline of a man 😉

[quartz chasm]

LOL

real

[fast cosmos]

I definitely would hate a sister of battle stepping on me

[south jetty]

ogryn don't know gender, let's not impose such complexities upon them

[ancient violet]

Basedbasedbasedbasedbased

[quartz chasm]

We got like Sienna and Kerillian already

💀

[thick coyote]

Veteran

[round mica]

my fantasies WILL come true

[inland mantle]

Dont you lie to me I know who you are

[south jetty]

Ogryn is ogryn I would not wish the social construct nightmare on them

[digital tundra]

They only know

Sex

[dry pebble]

i remember that bit on TTS that said that eldars who are into humans are the equivalent of humans that are into bestiality

[fast cosmos]

🤝

[quartz chasm]

Female ogryn

e

[dry pebble]

i think youre right

[south jetty]

I'm gonna kill you with a brick. Is that okay?

[quartz chasm]

Fatshark has been hiding them

[ancient violet]

Vet is trash if you don't kill specialists

[thick coyote]

Yes
But not how you expect it to work

[quartz chasm]

Cause they in prison

[digital tundra]

[quartz chasm]

💀

[ancient violet]

[elder oasis]

Sounds like something an eldar would say

[digital tundra]

Anyway we need to get the Brawler some bitches

[quartz chasm]

I love ELDAR So much having Elves in this game is a miracle

💀

[dry pebble]

i would kill myself if i was an eldar

[quartz chasm]

LOl

[south jetty]

YOU'RE DEAD SHUT UP SHUT UP

[digital tundra]

YOU CANT KILL A GHOST

FOOL

[quartz chasm]

playable HOWLING BANSHEE

Real

[south jetty]

I'm banishing you

[drowsy lynx]

Slaanesh likes this

[quartz chasm]

💀

[elder oasis]

Eldar dying of a broken heart or some stupid elf shit like that

[digital tundra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

[south jetty]

Doing a sexorcism RIGHT NOW

[digital tundra]

Whoa....

[quartz chasm]

Eldar has intresting

[digital tundra]

Buddy....

[quartz chasm]

Prism weapons

[digital tundra]

You can just ask....

[south jetty]

NO MORE DARKTIDE SEX NO MORE

[digital tundra]

Dammit....

[south jetty]

scab trapper

[fast cosmos]

Eldar.. WHORES!!

[dry pebble]

embed fail but

https://tenor.com/view/termometer-termometer-kylskåp-hanging-gif-15542737

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[south jetty]

goose embed

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[inland mantle]

Very powerful I know

[molten matrix]

iiii just found a bug

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-gif-1948990382859218380

[molten matrix]

in ascension riser a chaos spawn can throw you inside of a train boxcar

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/woe-upon-ye-gif-9641565512625340915

[molten matrix]

and you get stuck in the ceiling

[quartz chasm]

Prepare to face Arbites chilling to your core!

[south jetty]

I will make a sexy Arbites once I got my fill of my joke one

[quartz chasm]

4 Dogs attacking

[fast cosmos]

I can't wait to smash bitch faces with my new and improved shock maul

With the Arbites

I LOVE POLICE BRUTALITY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[quartz chasm]

Imagine they make Arbites Dog fast like Pox dogs

lol

[elder oasis]

We already know how fast they are

[quartz chasm]

Dawg leap

[dry pebble]

i heard that if the mastiff and the pox hound collide mid pounce the game crashes and wipes your account

[south jetty]

what the dog doin

[molten matrix]

i must say im damn good with taxe ngl

[south jetty]

taxe good

[quartz chasm]

i dont like the charger in DT

[elder oasis]

I dont pay my taxes

[quartz chasm]

something is off

[elder oasis]

Why not

Its just a mutie

[quartz chasm]

Pox Hound, SNiper and Scab trapper is the nutties

[elder oasis]

Who may or may not eventually become a chaos spawn

[thick fog]

He just wants a hug

[south jetty]

nutties

[quartz chasm]

If we talk about perma disables

[inland mantle]

Love when the mutie yeets me into a DH

Mfer making 3 pointer type shit

[south jetty]

me too

[quartz chasm]

How does a Mutie pick up an Ogryn

[thick fog]

They heard his buddy DH is in need of a mate

[thick fog]

He built like that

[elder oasis]

With mutie strength

[quartz chasm]

LOL and slam him

real

[thick fog]

He doesnt even slam

[quartz chasm]

Ogryn is built like a brick

[dry pebble]

mutant once threw me into a barrel that was mid explosion and threw me off the map

[south jetty]

what perks do people take for thammer when building it to nuke monstrosities anyway

[elder oasis]

The good ones

[south jetty]

which are

[thick coyote]

Unyielding

Then whatever you hate

Or flak

[south jetty]

Unyielding + elites?

[dry pebble]

usually flak

[south jetty]

I usually go unyielding + flak for anything like that but wasn't sure

can't find the damn list that classified everything's armor + creature types

[woven hill]

unyielding and flak/carapace

[dry pebble]

i think flak or carapace is going to be more effective than elites

[inland mantle]

One sec

[thick coyote]

Could always check zealot pinned message

[inland mantle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/enemies

[elder oasis]

Still no arbites channel

[inland mantle]

It'll come out one sec before the class drop

[elder oasis]

We need it for tomorrow to theory craft arbites builds with the revealed tree

[dry pebble]

i'm not counting tomorrow

only the elites will have their turn in the xbox tomorrow

[elder oasis]

Tomorrow is real

[dry pebble]

i am a member of the unwashed masses

[elder oasis]

Elites?

Xbox?

[dry pebble]

playtesters

[elder merlin]

I need it to shitpost in

[elder oasis]

All the playtesters are xbox only?

[dry pebble]

i'm sorry im like seven layers deep in idiot culture

[inland mantle]

90% dog memes 10% build crafting

[elder oasis]

As it should be

[elder merlin]

Xbox finally doin somethin to give back

[dry pebble]

playtesters are all platforms i was referencing the my turn on the xbox meme

[elder oasis]

God i wish i was a playtester

[dry pebble]

ikr

but instead they will have their fun with the new class and we will be forced to watch

[fast cosmos]

Damn. Mom just texted me my dog died this morning

[south jetty]

it's not in there

[dry pebble]

sickos

[dry pebble]

i'm sorry

[elder oasis]

We are gonna be cucked by playtesters

[fast cosmos]

Fuck Wednesdays

[ember nimbus]

im sorry i had to

[south jetty]

I only ask for the thammer build because I wanted to know the perks that best damage monstrosities, I ain't actually gonna play thammer

I hate that dumbass weapon

[elder oasis]

Oh

[delicate vapor]

what a week huh

[dry pebble]

its only wendsday captain

[wary nimbus]

tox flamers suck so bad

[tender pendant]

Thammer is a weird weapon indeed

[delicate vapor]

[elder oasis]

Its hump day

[south jetty]

I prefer crusher

[molten matrix]

Gonna see what malice pubs are doing

[dry pebble]

failing the mission

[civic otter]

IT'S PRAYING DAY PILGRIMS

[tender pendant]

Dont like that one either. It too feels very cumbersome

[elder oasis]

No

[south jetty]

Far less cumbersome than thammer

[civic otter]

Pain now, reward in the afterlife, have faith

[fast cosmos]

@inland mantle We hit 40 today yes?

[civic otter]

You dare reject our god, witch?

[sand canyon]

has any1 found an actual fix to the micro stutter problem? ive tried countless steps ive seen onlien at this point and just kind of at a lost

[south jetty]

should I try havoc while doped up on muscle relaxers again

[elder oasis]

Im not a witch

[tender pendant]

I only like nimble weapons like knifes, dueling sword, Devils claw, etc.

[south jetty]

I like any weapons on zealot that aren't the thammer

I was gonna make something on my psyker though

[dry pebble]

i think the loading stutters are an issue with the game optimization and all we can do is mitigate the issue

[civic otter]

Then return to the path of the God-Emperor

[inland mantle]

God man I hope so for your sake lmao deranking sucks balls

But I believe

[elder oasis]

Okay Mr. African American templar

[south jetty]

I need a daemonhost nuking Dclaw

[tender pendant]

🤷🏻. I'll use anything. But i prefer dsword/heavy sword/knife/claw

Easy mode usage wise and i can spam lights with no thought

[civic otter]

What does race have to do with this, filth! Your ways of heresy show, even in your words

Repent! For tomorrow you die

[elder oasis]

Only race i know is Nascar

[civic otter]

Could've chosen a better racing sport, cousin...

[tender pendant]

Just parry her attacks to her face. All you need to do is outlast her corruption and hope that no burster/mutant/dog/trapper ruins your day

[elder oasis]

Cousin?

[ember nimbus]

its an affectionate term in 40k

cuz

[elder oasis]

Betcha i dont

[civic otter]

Are you not a loyalist?

[dry pebble]

we are all cousins in the emperor

[elder oasis]

Im kin

[ancient violet]

Uh 💀

[civic otter]

Must be talking to a chapter serf...

[ember nimbus]

xenos filth

[civic otter]

Nevermind

[elder oasis]

Go pray to your pigeon

[south jetty]

and I have just the idea for this

[ember nimbus]

im not a corpse worshipper

sorry to dissapoint

[elder oasis]

Oh okay

[south jetty]

FOUND THE SPREADSHEET for armor types finally

[elder oasis]

@civic otter i found the heretic you wanted

[south jetty]

why is it in the Psyker chat

[stark bobcat]

I have that in my guide

and gameslantern has it aswell

[dry pebble]

lmao what made you think the pigeon was the emperor?

i think hes referring to tzeentch

the chicken man

[south jetty]

Found it in psyker chat so I'm good

[sand canyon]

damn yeah, im even dc'ing now. Its like really bad today

Idk what else i can do to mitigate it

[ember nimbus]

i thought he meant the aquila

[elder oasis]

No its a reference to the leagues of votann book

[dry pebble]

Oh makes sense

[quick pendant]

imagine seeing a stinky guy mixing poop smoothies all day and thinking yeah i wanna be on his side

[civic otter]

It would seem so, worry not, they dig their own grave

[civic otter]

Well, it is 40k...

[dry pebble]

i didnt read that one

[cosmic finch]

for ogryn pickaxe which stat do i want 60 on and the other stats all 80?

[elder oasis]

The kin talk about the aquilla, think its a pigeon and mention they see imperials pray to it

[quick pendant]

defence at 60 everything else 80

[ember nimbus]

imagine worshipping someone who wouldve killed you for doing it

couldnt be me

[cosmic finch]

what does defense do

[elder oasis]

I did

[quick pendant]

nothing important it scales sprint speed, push cost and other things but it scales badly meaning very little difference between 60 and 80

also it doesnt effect damage

[dry pebble]

Affects Stamina efficiency, as well as the length and speed of dashes

[quick pendant]

its ok it was all part of his plan

besides only a true god denies his divinity :3

[elder oasis]

:3

[ancient violet]

If the Emporer had Ogryns instead of space marine there wouldn't have been a Horus Heresy

Change my mind

[quick pendant]

con. yard is up on auric lets fucking goooo broken map time

[civic otter]

Well said, pilgrim. You do me proud

[ember nimbus]

even with thunder warriors i think he wouldve been fine

daddy issues all around tbqh

[ancient violet]

I have collected the 40000 Warhammers

It's over John Darktide 😈

Every War Has its Hammer

HORIS HERESY!!!

[dry pebble]

this is truly a warhammer 40.000 moment

[south jetty]

he Horus on my Heresy until I Warhammer

[elder oasis]

Gw is a liar

They call it 40k

But its like 42k

[dry pebble]

how fucking dare they

[ancient violet]

42 AMIRITE???

[slow blaze]

Fun fact the reason thunder hammers are so rare is because there are only 40,000 per sector

[dry pebble]

ooh so thats where the name comes from

[south jetty]

straight hammering it

[fast cosmos]

@inland mantle letting you know ahead of time I'm coming in pissed today for our games lmao. Not fucking around anymore.

And my fucking dog died

[modest flume]

RIP; my genuine condolences

[fast cosmos]

Thanks

[true halo]

Does anyone in here help new people at the game? I like it so far but playing with randoms is ruining it

I'm looking for people to run with regularly

[fast cosmos]

Tons of us

[digital tundra]

I suggest #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[ancient violet]

Um...memememememe 🤚🏻

[hardy anvil]

I've never had any issue with randoms

[true halo]

I'm still low level so that's probably it

[thick coyote]

Yeah you

[true halo]

I also mean they never have mics & run off the wrong way

[ancient violet]

What difficulty you playing on?

[ember nimbus]

i had a heresy game earlier with 9 deaths

[hardy anvil]

To be fair I don't take the game that seriously so I suppose that's why I enjoy it lol

[ember nimbus]

i just wanna get this missions without deaths weekly done

[obtuse oak]

randoms at low levels and difficulties are a strange breed

you will outgrow them quickly

playing with max lvl randoms in high diffs is fun

players generally do not use their mics in this game though

pings & command wheel are enough

[ancient violet]

Idk what there is to say

I ping a sniper and the vet turns around and runs away 🤷🏻‍♂️

[molten matrix]

When i was leveling ogryn i had an awful time

Low levels triggering hosts etc

[ember nimbus]

smart thinking keeping his head down

[ancient violet]

No like they don't see it 💀

[hardy anvil]

Hell I wouldn't wannna get sniped either

[ancient violet]

They just ignore it while shooting down 2 poxwalkers

[little marten]

Thank you for pinging the sniper

[ancient violet]

Np

[ember nimbus]

if i see another zealot shooting at the horde with his kantrael out imma have a conniption

[little marten]

Sometimes you do kinda wish you could hipfire your lasgun into a horde and it would do cool shit.. it never does ofc, but I’ve been guilty

[thick coyote]

The Emps told him to shoot them

[true halo]

BoSSHoG478 on Xbox if anyone wants to help ..

[ancient violet]

But I'ma be real with you

This is a Bit it of tough love

But unless you are playing Aurics or Havocs and you are having a problem clearing.......

It's a you problem 😔

[ember nimbus]

big e, known for tactical forethought

[digital tundra]

Agreed with Orcka

[ember nimbus]

gets betrayed by a guy named horus heresy

[south jetty]

You're not helpful either bitch

[ancient violet]

Please don't blame other people

[inland mantle]

hes whiping out the rumbler build and hard carrying lets go

[modest flume]

Playing CIVI, with two Zealots with BrAutos, using them for poxxer horde clearing

[little marten]

Arguably outside of ai director shennanigans it’s a you problem in aurics too tbh

[civic otter]

I agree icl. I'm still fairly new but it took me about 20 hours to start running damnation comfortable and aurics with a little stress so, i don't see why a veteran would struggle there

[ember nimbus]

recon lasgun hordeclearing on vet is atleast very memey but still effective

i love my long range flamethrower

[south jetty]

Aurics demand everyone be killing a lot. If one person falls behind, it gets out of hand fast. You'll see a lot of flame staves and flamers clearing for that reason

[ancient violet]

Aurics can be challenging to newer players because the spawn rates puts you on a timer to actually clear as fast as possible

Norms has a lot of times and spaces where you can reset and find ammo and shit

[elder oasis]

Thats true, alot of downtime in norms

[fading otter]

Yeah vet gotta be the biggest crutch class in this game and that’s coming from a vet main lol survivability is just so much higher than any other class with voice, you get an ability that immediately gets all enemies off of you and gives you an overheal and it’s got like a 20-30second cooldown depending on if you’re killing elites or not

[little marten]

Downtime = spam cheer emote

[obtuse oak]

yea i find myself having to tell people to move sometimes in aurics or mael

[true halo]

Best way to start out as a veteran build

[ancient violet]

Truuuuu

[ember nimbus]

you can chop at the poxers while walking backwards

[obtuse oak]

dont worry about best or meta

try everything

its free

[little marten]

Im quite slow in aurics tbh

[obtuse oak]

play with whatever random drops you get, use any of the talents, go crazy. see for yourself.

[ancient violet]

Learn your fundamentals

Builds don't mean much if you don't understand why they are strong to begin with

[true halo]

True

[civic otter]

No i mean a veteran as in a literal veteran of the game, but interesting info kekw. I play zealot with eviscerator or relic blade, which is kind of obvious . But yes ive seen how strong vets are

[fading otter]

Ahhhh lmao my bad

[ancient violet]

For example, the DS is currently one of the most busted melees in the game. But if you don't understand how to use heavy attacks, it's useless against anything with armor 💀

[obtuse oak]

relic blade my beloved

[true halo]

I'm glad I gave it a chance, actually pretty fun game. I played a lot of left for dead so it's similar in a way

[obtuse oak]

definitely a spiritual successor

[civic otter]

The judgement of the emperor rests upon our templar hands

[thick coyote]

Get Precision Strikes and the grenade every 60 seconds

There

Full build

[ember nimbus]

left 4 dead with gear progression

[thick coyote]

[fading otter]

I’d sell a kidney and half my liver for a left 4 dead 3

[modest flume]

First thing to understand is that Veteran is not the "sniper" class; He can melee and shoot about equally as well. You will also need to melee, it's an inevitable part of the game

[ancient violet]

10/10 vet build 🤯

[minor narwhal]

left 4 dead but ping doesnt entirely ruin it 🔥

[little marten]

Light attacks are a scam don’t use them

[ember nimbus]

any third valve game for that matter

[obtuse oak]

THE MASTER SEES US

[thick coyote]

Not really 10/10 because it doesn't have iron will

[civic otter]

Fee aquilas anyone? I offer sermon services

[modest flume]

HIS LIGHT BE UPON YEEEEEE

PRAISE HIS NAAAAAME

[civic otter]

Still as poor as i was in vt2 fml

God emperor why do you not see i am albanian i have no money

I am damned

Forsaken

[ember nimbus]

atleast you guys are crazy about eagles too

[little marten]

Excess breeds corruption

[modest flume]

### in the name of Kane! Down with GDI

[civic otter]

🇦🇱

[civic otter]

Excess requires you to have

[ember nimbus]

badass flag tbqh

[civic otter]

Real, country is post communism BS but flag and nature are cool

[slim iris]

Abusing image privileges smh

[ember nimbus]

30-ish

[slow canyon]

why did the old ass lady call a phage tree glorious

[civic otter]

Really?

[inland mantle]

Like 25ish

30 is above damnation

[quick pendant]

imperator dominatus 🇦🇱

[slim iris]

Absolutely not 30 😭

[civic otter]

Damn, i've been playing auric damnations for the past 2 weeks, thinking i was unfit to start havoc

[slim iris]

Early 20s is close to auric damn

[civic otter]

Well nevermind then kekw

I should go do them then

[ember nimbus]

havent played since the rework

[civic otter]

I thought havoc 1 was harder than auric damnation

[ember nimbus]

i only knew it got a lil harder

[slim iris]

It gets brutal and trash shooters become twenty times deadlier than the actual elite ranged enemies, just a heads-up

[scarlet cargo]

Terrible feel when I dont have a level 30 character on pc yet

[slim iris]

It's a strange balance choice but you will get john marston'd by five nobodies and you will like it :D

[elder merlin]

[civic otter]

Ah perfect, i'm a bolt pistol relic blade zealot

I like to imagine i'm still a spease marineee

[ember nimbus]

thats why my favorite zealot loadout has a chainaxe and a flamer

[slim iris]

spess muhreen

[ember nimbus]

so i can rp as a world eater

[civic otter]

WOOOORLLLLDDDD EATTTEEERRRR

Where can i post links

[ember nimbus]

also rev it up goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[scarlet pewter]

Same except I use revolver instead of bolt pistol

[elder oasis]

Worlds are tough on the stomach

You shouldnt eat them

Unless you have a mineral deficiency

[ember nimbus]

smh world eaters always ordering the pizza with "everything"

[slow canyon]

10 more games to max out zealot and then I have until the 23rd to do all psyker achievements

[scarlet pewter]

Or you are Galactus

[slim iris]

the world eater getting gassy after eating jupiter or something idk

[ember nimbus]

world eater landing on pluto and being like "where the food at"

[elder oasis]

Then on the 23rd they delete psyker

Psyker replaced by shock mine

RIP in peace psyker

[scarlet pewter]

I just wish psyker wasnt so weak starting out

[slow canyon]

rest in peace in peace psyker?

[elder oasis]

Thats the joke

[ember nimbus]

psyker and vet really are a pain at low level

[woven hill]

yeah :(

Zealot's okay

Ogryn doesn't change much at all

just even tankier

[slim iris]

Ogryn gets ridiculously silly bonuses

And

[elder oasis]

Psyker without the massive 40 percent reduction in peril generation is oof

[slim iris]

Access to pickaxe

[elder oasis]

Psyker with all peril generation is yay

[slim iris]

One shotting a crusher every second is balanced gaiz

[scarlet pewter]

And dont get me started about his crap weapons at low levels

[molten matrix]

no peril reduction so you can max out unstable faster

[ember nimbus]

lowkey wanna get a staff and sword with the highest possible level that still has 0% warp resistance

[elder oasis]

Deimos my beloved

[scarlet pewter]

Theres gonna be so many people naming their arbite Dredd or Lex

[hardy anvil]

Lex Dredd

[molten matrix]

Im gonna be unique

Naming my arbites verso and my dog monoco

[slow canyon]

you can name the dog?

[hardy anvil]

Yes

[ember nimbus]

it wouldve been a waste if you couldnt

[molten matrix]

You can name it pet it customize it

Also feed it and do tricks in the mourningatar

We have 3 skins already

A normal dog with a bionic eye

[slow canyon]

oh 3?

show

[molten matrix]

A hard case cyber mastiff

[elder oasis]

One skin doesnt have skin

[slow canyon]

I only knew of the deluxe pass one

[ember nimbus]

penance rewards will probably have some for him

[molten matrix]

And the 10th edition arbites miniature

[slow canyon]

"have your dog jump at a jumping chaos hound"

[elder oasis]

10th? Thought they came out in 9th

Was the exaction squad part of the imperial agents codex?

[molten matrix]

nah this cyber mastiff model is from the newest 10th edition killteam

[molten matrix]

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/WnnUCRi4D6pe4aLPGaApWQ.jpg

[slow canyon]

damn is this how I get doxxed

[thick coyote]

A
A dog-
A dogf-
A dogfight

[molten matrix]

https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/6/f/6fadf0bd33d2286fb09fc1eeaad5d7304710dbef.jpeg

here little bambino

[nimble glade]

Yes.

[elder oasis]

Are you sure? The arbites kill team had rules in 9th

[restive edge]

Early look at Arbites tomorrow?

[nimble glade]

You can pet the mastiff too.

[hardy anvil]

You can name the dog but can you dog the name?

[molten matrix]

ive got no clue

[ember nimbus]

skill tree supposedly

[molten matrix]

haha nope

the entire class

[ember nimbus]

oh fuck me then

nice

[molten matrix]

(if im right)

(mr e was stupid and told the embargo date when no one else did)

[elder oasis]

Just to be clear you are referring to the Exaction squad right?

[molten matrix]

yes

and lex imperialis

[bright oyster]

I need arbites

[round mica]

4 days 18 hours 30 minutes 43 seconds

[elder oasis]

They are definitely 9th edition

[ember nimbus]

the dog having an antenna for his missing ear is already goated

im in love

[hardy anvil]

My dog's name is going to be Princess

[elder oasis]

They had boarding action rules too, so have to be 9th edition

[hardy anvil]

Or Emperor's Little Helper

[hard star]

Hoping there will be a “reinforce” mission for the arbites precinct and it’s more like your just dealing with stragglers. Like it’s clear your only their as a formality rather then “assistance “ with how effective the arbites are

[nimble glade]

Boring, should have named it Duchess if you're going that route.

Give it a fancy hat too while you're at it.

[hardy anvil]

Duchess is a bit too uppity for my precious good girl

[bright oyster]

Mine will be lord evil the conqueror

[nimble glade]

I suppose

[elder oasis]

Butcher

Killer

Murderbot

[ember nimbus]

i was going to name my dog Christie

[hard star]

I shall name my dog

Scrumblo

[hardy anvil]

My Arbities name is gonna be Dr. Dre-dd

[ember nimbus]

but then it occured to me that the name "Christopher" might not be a thing in 40k

[elder oasis]

Statistician

[molten matrix]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GxVLYojOiK8?si=VtfWImivlUS2Cx-_

[ember nimbus]

because christ isnt

[hard star]

I named my dude after the Latin word for “Police Brutality”

[bright oyster]

I have a whole list of arbites names

Like rush-hour

[hard star]

Thronelander

[bright oyster]

And K9-Un1t

[elder oasis]

Im pretty sure christianity still happened in 40k, emps destroyed all of earth's religions though

[hard star]

Something something last church

[ember nimbus]

is there any Chrisses around tho?

any Christies?

he burned it all didnt he

[elder oasis]

I mean if people are allowed to be called john then surely chris is on tje table

[molten matrix]

olianus pious was a devout christian

still was when he met the emperor

[hardy anvil]

From what I understand warhammer 40k takes place in realworld earth just y'know 40,000 years into the future

[ember nimbus]

heretical at best then?

[elder oasis]

More like retconnius pius

[molten matrix]

:(

[delicate vapor]

🐠

[halcyon glen]

E

[drowsy lynx]

Feesh

[elder oasis]

Dude was a guardsmen, then a terminator, then a custodes, then a Perpetual XD

Gw had no clue what to do with him.

Iirc he was only sorta christian. It was like a very removed version of Catholicism, but they called it smth else. Which i guess makes sense considering its been 30k years XD

Im not sure why GW felt the need to change it, i guess it didnt make sense to them that a human could body block a swing from horus?

[elder oasis]

*42 000 acshually 🤓

[minor narwhal]

warhammer 4 where they fight with copper swords

[elder oasis]

Warhammer -10k where they throw rocks

[minor narwhal]

warhammer 50k where they throw rocks

[molten matrix]

horus killing olianus was very important

[formal wharf]

he was a maxxed out vet who activated his shouting ability just before horus swung

[molten matrix]

so its weird that its been changed so much

[formal wharf]

id say he could tank it

[elder oasis]

Oh no....

[tame hemlock]

people keep gettinf disconnected from my havocs

[elder oasis]

One version of the story they printed he isnt even there XD

GW be dropping the ball

[formal wharf]

shouldve been a ogryrn

tho

[tame hemlock]

are the servers dead rn

[elder oasis]

Ogryn could just block it with special action

[formal wharf]

and then one shot with a rock

a shield + maul ogryrn with a rumbler and frag box would obliterate horus

[elder oasis]

Emps is so fucking stupid for not trying that

Imagine taking all your custodes with you

What are they gonna do?

[formal wharf]

im likely wrong here

[elder oasis]

Custodes are useless

[formal wharf]

but i swear they gave a ogryrn space marine grade armor

and he could only be killed by horus heresy himself

[stark bobcat]

ate them 😔

idk

[elder oasis]

So cerimite?

[formal wharf]

pretty sure yeah

[elder oasis]

Thats not too farfetched

[formal wharf]

why didnt the emperor not see that horus would betray him his last name is LITERALLY heresy

[tame hemlock]

bro this game is gonna be entirely unplayable when arbites releases

servers are just not gonna work

[formal wharf]

just another form of crappy gw plot armof

smh....

[thick fog]

10+ more new players joining and the servers already tanking

[formal wharf]

good luck trying to get into a non arbite lobby

[elder oasis]

Ogryns did have access to these really cool full body armoured suits in 30k

[molten matrix]

charonite ogryns

[formal wharf]

wondee why the imperium hasnt invested in child proof bolters for ogryrns

[elder oasis]

Nork might have ceramite armour, but i think its just super good carapace

[molten matrix]

too expensive

ogryns tend to use ranged weapons as clubs

and bolters arent going to be mass produced for ogryns who cant even reload the damn things

[elder oasis]

Ogryn ripper guns are already a stupidly big caliber

[thick fog]

Cool new toys for ogryns

[formal wharf]

just give them a block of ceramite then

[elder oasis]

Yeah darktide ogryn is an actual genius btw

His ability to reload and show proper trigger control puts him in the upper echelon of all ogryns

Dude can even open doors

And use stimms

[formal wharf]

the bodyguard ogryrn is the smartest one yet he doesnt even have a bone ead implant

[elder oasis]

Nork deddog is considered one of the most intelligent ogryns for his ability to spell his own name and count to 4

[minor narwhal]

nork deddog really has to step up his game

[molten matrix]

darktide ogryns are terrifyingly smart

[formal wharf]

lore accurate ogryrns would end up dying before they even got on the ground

oh and would prolly start panicking when on the storm raptor

[south jetty]

lore accurate ogryn would be shot dead in Miami let's have fun instead

[minor narwhal]

even brunt is locked in

[molten matrix]

brunt being able to make weapons for us is extremely impressive

[formal wharf]

lore accurate darktide would have resulted in atoma being obliterated by the inquisition because a hive fleet 5 trillion light years away looked somewhat near atoma for 0.3 seconds

[elder oasis]

First of all they exiled kryptman for that

[molten matrix]

says to check dms hasnt dmed me.....

[elder oasis]

So thats not really normal procedure

[round mica]

does anyone else like making their ogryn ugly for the lore

[minor narwhal]

lore accurate darktide would deploy 42194195 rejects that would somehow slap a daemonhost to death

[molten matrix]

it did work but was also incredibly stupid

[formal wharf]

lore accurate atoma would be fucked

[minor narwhal]

thats how it is right now though

[elder oasis]

They are gonna send you pics of them in thigh highs i bet

[formal wharf]

i mean fucked fucked

[minor narwhal]

thats how it is

theres literally gas vents opening up on the street and demon rituals

[formal wharf]

i mean fucked fucked fucked

[minor narwhal]

thats how it is!!!!!!!!!

[formal wharf]

i mean fucked fuckedfuckedfucked

[minor narwhal]

i just looked outside!!! 10 beasts of nurgle!!!!!

[molten matrix]

Im personally going to cica's base and smacking tf out of him

[south jetty]

Beasts of Nurgle

[formal wharf]

bros neighbour is captain wolfer

[elder oasis]

Local yugioh tournament

[minor narwhal]

uh oh is that a zealot with a hammer

[limpid ginkgo]

Darn

[south jetty]

Every twink that has had the audacity to post thigh pics has had stick legs compared to me and it's funny. Whatever makes them feel better though

[limpid ginkgo]

Anyone knows when cosmetics rotate?

[elder oasis]

You know eachother irl?

[molten matrix]

nope lmao

[elder oasis]

Im thicker but its because i eat too many garlic fingers

[south jetty]

Yeah actually we all know each other IRL and everyone has considered my home off limits unless you wanna die (joking)

[south jetty]

I walk everywhere and I'm fat

works in my favor 🐻

[jaunty path]

You think Fatshark knew what they were doin when they made the Trapper

[elder oasis]

Bear alert

Im not sure wtf i am

[south jetty]

Ain't no way they didn't

[jaunty path]

HAHAHA

[peak oriole]

Gigashitler

[elder oasis]

Its the chud guy again

[formal wharf]

one of their devs is literally called gunnar

somethings off

[limpid ginkgo]

At some point of wh40k conversation it always turns into femboys and bears topic

[formal wharf]

did they hire a dregg gunner as a developer

[jaunty path]

Yeah I love her she's so me-pilled (80% joke)

[south jetty]

I rarely see bears brought up

[formal wharf]

or alpharius

[jaunty path]

Why do we talk about bears

[elder oasis]

Not many peiple like bears

[woven hill]

BEHOLD THE GIFT OF NU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-URGLEEEEE

[south jetty]

More bears in 40k please

[jaunty path]

or do we mean bear as in gay

[elder oasis]

Femboys and twinks are a fad

[south jetty]

gay bear

[formal wharf]

love how he actually sounds like hes shooting a machine gun

[jaunty path]

Makes sense

[woven hill]

Oh dude I love it

[south jetty]

Except I'm not gay I'm just a strong fat hairy dude

[jaunty path]

Orgyn

[south jetty]

Almost

I like math too much

[jaunty path]

Fuck

[south jetty]

Tzeentch where are you

[jaunty path]

So close...

[elder oasis]

Imagine not being gay, couldnt be me

[south jetty]

I'm only gay for fiction

IRL leave me alone I'm busy eating peanut butter

[elder oasis]

Im only gay when im drunk

[jaunty path]

There's too many men in the 40k universe for 90% of 40k fans not to be gay

Like they literally worship a man so like.

Obviously...

[peak oriole]

Who doesnt

[elder oasis]

They worship a corpse

[jaunty path]

Trve.

[elder oasis]

Necrophilia

[digital tundra]

Who is a man

The Man Corpse

[jaunty path]

Rong.

Rong!

[south jetty]

featherless and bipedal

[elder oasis]

Corpse god haha

[elder oasis]

Behold! A man throws plucked chicken

[glacial shoal]

helo

[digital tundra]

I loved it when Diogenes did that

[glacial shoal]

runk 'opes you all are 'avin' gud day

[south jetty]

I'M HUNGRY

[glacial shoal]

eat

[peak oriole]

Smartest ogryn this side of tertium

[jaunty path]

The Zealot might be me

[south jetty]

but instead of eat why not sleep

[glacial shoal]

thank u

[elder oasis]

When he interupted a class to throw a bloody chicken corpse at plato or someone

[glacial shoal]

you could...say...."literally" you?

[jaunty path]

Maybe.

[peak oriole]

:3(derogatory)

[glacial shoal]

[south jetty]

I'm more like a psyker. Brain is built different and it scares people

[peak oriole]

I'm shocked he even knows that word

[digital tundra]

I felt that personally when he did that

[glacial shoal]

agent, runk like your profile picture, what it from

[elder oasis]

:3

[glacial shoal]

nee...ahh?

[jaunty path]

Alright present your spookiest thought :P

I can take it

[peak oriole]

Uh oh not that one

[glacial shoal]

oh

oops

[elder oasis]

Wait is that zhandrek