general-chat

[limber zealot]

Can't stand these shouty mfs

[lime beacon]

I think you’d literally earn 150 ogryn life debts if you made the ship grox burgers

[limber zealot]

Imagine getting turned into a servitor as punishment for making grox burgers

[marsh iris]

mushroom

[lime beacon]

What would beast of nurgle burger taste like

Expired tofu?

[stone ice]

that's a weird way to spell ork

[round mica]

Do the mechanicus still have genitals

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk time

[limber zealot]

Unfettered ass and shit

[round mica]

and if not what replaces them

[lime beacon]

No, but maybe they run out of places to put the nutrapaste dispenser and things line up

A heretic can dream

[thick coyote]

V8 engine

[round mica]

so how do they "excrete waste"

[limber zealot]

If I was a mechanicus I'd probably replace them with like a gold plated nutsack with a mini melta built in

[plain falcon]

Murica

[round mica]

if they even generate it

[lime beacon]

Idk if they make waste anymore once they reach a certain point

[marsh iris]

madmaxxx

[limber zealot]

Would that be hype?

[round mica]

like iron mans arc reactor but its your nutsack?

[limber zealot]

Yeah🔥

[round mica]

fuck yeah

charge your phone STRAIGHT from the sack

[limber zealot]

No one ever expects the ball laser

[modern bobcat]

When the apocalypse comes, I'm gonna be MadMaxmaxxing

[limber zealot]

Gets em every time

[lime beacon]

I think this kind of brave thinking stops being funny a long time before you become esteemed enough to have an arc reactor welded to you

[thick coyote]

Naaaah
Bro's going to scratch his nuts and accidentally detonate the reactor

[stone ice]

tech priests can be 90% metal and still suffer no cyberpsychosis

[thick coyote]

Going out with a bang

[stone ice]

well they're already insane so might be hard to tell

[limber zealot]

Are there any tech priests who are stupid jackasses like this?

[lime beacon]

“Brother phrogs nutsack reactor blew a hole in the ship, the entire research wing just got spaced”

[limber zealot]

Cause the 40k universe would be better if there were a few

[lime beacon]

Cawl might have one?

[limber zealot]

"thousands died but it was kinda hype tbh"

[dry pebble]

lmao "the belisarian furnace" if you know what i mean

[formal wharf]

where do you even find scab radio operators

let me guess havoc modifier

[limber zealot]

TF is that

[lime beacon]

Aren’t they gone already

I thought they were only event specific

[round mica]

scab radio operator

[formal wharf]

oh so a penance is locked behind a event that no longer exists

fuckin brilliant

[lime beacon]

I might be wrong

Don’t crash out yet lol

[round mica]

dude dont worry it will be back in 6 months

[formal wharf]

for khorne

[thick coyote]

Nowhere

[thick coyote]

No

[formal wharf]

im more annoyed i will always see 11/12 on that now

[lime beacon]

Ok time to crash out

[formal wharf]

with nothing i can do

thanks fatshart

[round mica]

what i do is not care about any of the penances

thats worked REAL good for me

[modern bobcat]

Also.. they will be back?

[dry pebble]

wait how did you kill 11 of them if you started playing this month?

[formal wharf]

i am like

[limber zealot]

I guess I didn't play that event

[modern bobcat]

Or integrated fully into game

[formal wharf]

5 penance thingamabobs

[limber zealot]

When was it?

[formal wharf]

away from the john veteran helmet

[lime beacon]

Like a month ago

[limber zealot]

And how does it work

[formal wharf]

so im quite cheesed off

[limber zealot]

Yeah I don't think I did

[modern bobcat]

Likely they'll integrate Radio Operators into Havoc and Aurics as special conditions

or enemies

[limber zealot]

Or if I played during the event I didn't play the modifier

[lime beacon]

Yeah it was the tainted airwaves event

[round mica]

wtf does "cheesed off" mean

[dry pebble]

when his cheeses are off

[round mica]

are you a fucking rat

[formal wharf]

british slang for pissed off

[lime beacon]

It means he’s feeling quite testy

Innit

[limber zealot]

I haven't played most of the event modifiers tbh

[round mica]

so yes you are a rat

[limber zealot]

I did the skulls one

[formal wharf]

no im a ork

[lime beacon]

Bro is cheesed to meet you

[formal wharf]

idiot

[lime beacon]

But is also

Discheesed

[round mica]

british people dont have 1/10th the aura that orks do

[lime beacon]

“People”

[round mica]

yall are just gnoblars

[formal wharf]

we literally made warhammer

🤫

[dry pebble]

he got you all there

[lime beacon]

What the heck is warhammer

Sounds lame

[formal wharf]

no clue

[limber zealot]

Who is "we" do you have a mouse in your pocket?

[formal wharf]

something about collecting 40k warhammerd

[dry pebble]

warhammer is a toy company

[round mica]

we made your whole economy

[dry pebble]

i guess its related to darktide

[lime beacon]

Good thing I’m too well adjusted and social to care about nerd stuff like that

[formal wharf]

which country are you in exactly

[round mica]

after ww2 we gave yall a billion dollars to rebuild ya shit

[lime beacon]

Botswana

[round mica]

worst billion dollars ever spent

[round mica]

murica baby

[formal wharf]

and not one cent was invested into warhammer

[lime beacon]

Well technically

[formal wharf]

🤫

[lime beacon]

America wouldnt exist without England

[formal wharf]

was gonna say

[lime beacon]

So checkmate on that too I guess

[formal wharf]

your essentially being suicidal rn

[lime beacon]

So that billion you gave them came from England first

[formal wharf]

lmao

[lime beacon]

Boo yah

[dry pebble]

you mean the continent, right?

[plain falcon]

Janovich is done making warhammer content 😭

[lime beacon]

The country

[normal warren]

Ma, the anglophones are fighting again

[dry pebble]

oh wouldnt lmao

[limber zealot]

Not sure that's how that works

[lime beacon]

LONG LIVE SINGAPORE

[formal wharf]

malice teamates got me playing a train simulator now

[round mica]

you british people can have the billion sperm that come straight from my nutsack

how bout them apples

[limber zealot]

I love being racist to other white people

It's so much fun

[lime beacon]

With your sperm count? Please

I can smell the microplastics cluttering up your tubes

[formal wharf]

lmfao

[dry pebble]

calm down sweetie america is going to donate another 50 billion to israel this evening you can rest easy now

[round mica]

your mother would know about it

[zenith glade]

England wouldnt exist without rome so

And rome wouldnt exist w/o the greeks so

Mby it's all greek

All the way down

[formal wharf]

no one would exist without anyone else

[lime beacon]

So Greeks control the world?

[formal wharf]

checkmate liberal

[lime beacon]

So what you’re telling me

[limber zealot]

No it's the turks

[zenith glade]

Do NOT tell the Turks of this information

[limber zealot]

Long live turkey

[round mica]

but they wouldnt exist without the cavemen

someone draw up a caveman sigma edit RIGHT NOW

[lime beacon]

Warhammer exists thanks to the Greek and Turkish?

[dry pebble]

and the cavemen wouldnt exist without monkey

[formal wharf]

this is the frenchies fault

[zenith glade]

They will argue with one another about who is better from their apartments in Berlin, Germany

[limber zealot]

In my head canon alpharius betrayed the emperor cause he was Turkish and alpharius was Greek

[plain falcon]

Ummmmm Annunakki????

[round mica]

at least we can agree that the french are terrible

[limber zealot]

I think it makes sense

[lime beacon]

The only thing about this that makes sense is how much I LOVE Turkey

Raaaaah

[molten matrix]

LOL

[formal wharf]

no one makes fun of my shit country while being coming from.another country

only i can shit on my country

[zenith glade]

I hate my country

[lime beacon]

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[plain falcon]

Cold turkey, smoked turkey, turkey Sammy’s

[zenith glade]

But when i see a yuck mouth Englishman or a Fr*nchman tell me that

[dry pebble]

man unfortunately half the world was once your country

[plain falcon]

Turkey is num nums

[limber zealot]

I think this is how everyone should feel

[zenith glade]

I am the most patriotic American ever

[limber zealot]

Being a nationalist is being a weak minded dipshit

[molten matrix]

dishonorably discharged

[formal wharf]

i LOVE train sim world

RAAAHHH

[lime beacon]

I love whatever the woman I’m talking to loves

And I hate whatever she hates

[dry pebble]

you will love men, one day

be careful

[round mica]

this makes up my entire political belief

[limber zealot]

I'm so woke that I've gone full circle and become not woke

Wokeness paradox

[formal wharf]

utter woke nonsense

[lime beacon]

Bro is so woke he’s slept

[formal wharf]

the only country i absolutely love is wales

[dry pebble]

Askelad?

[formal wharf]

particually northern wales

snowdon

allat

[plain falcon]

Japans coming to get the Wales

[formal wharf]

this is totally not biased but northern england is superior to southern

northwest

specifically

[round mica]

there are no stupid questions. what is england

is it britain

[formal wharf]

england is just england

britan is also england

[round mica]

so then what is britain

[formal wharf]

but cooler sounding ish

[lime beacon]

Turn on your free car Englishman

[plain falcon]

They don’t even know anymore

[round mica]

oh ok cool

that helps alot

[formal wharf]

honestly true

[floral ermine]

CAHM OIN INGERLAND

SKOR SUM FAKIN GOALZ

[lime beacon]

Bam bam bam

[formal wharf]

clear evidence we are orks

i wish the uk football hooligans didnt just fuck our reputation so bad

[limber zealot]

I thought Britain was just the islands

And England was the country

[obtuse oak]

I actually barely tested this class, I will let others take the credit

[round mica]

𝓭𝓮𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓮𝔀 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂

[formal wharf]

i consider uk football hooligans abhumans

[plain falcon]

Green street hooligans is the best movie ever made. I form all my opinions on Europe based on that absolute cinema

[limber zealot]

Soulless people

[delicate vapor]

we can olive together

[round mica]

i'll tell you whot yew fat little cunt

[limber zealot]

I can't remember what the event was called but I read about this time a bunch of soccer fans killed each other by making a giant wedge and charging into the other teams fans

[lime beacon]

Peak

[limber zealot]

I think one of the teams was Liverpool but I could be totally making that up

[formal wharf]

think you got it mixed up

crowd crush right?

[plain falcon]

Green Street Hooligans. Go watch this documentary on English society

[limber zealot]

I was thinking of the Hillsborough Disaster

[formal wharf]

yeah it wasnt that

[limber zealot]

Which was a game between Liverpool and Nottingham

[formal wharf]

crappy security led to people getting throuh

[limber zealot]

Unbelievable sport bro

[formal wharf]

the stadium.was already over capcacity

alongside all the intruders

[limber zealot]

How are you going to kill 100 fucking people

[formal wharf]

led to a massive crowd crush

on the fences

[raven salmon]

fans charging each other sounds more like heysel

[limber zealot]

Yeah

[formal wharf]

with horrific security measures and a poorly built stadium

[round mica]

[formal wharf]

i think the part that killef people was the massive fence blocking fans from entering the grass

[round mica]

what england lore are you talking about

[formal wharf]

if the fence wasnt there the death toll wouldny of even got to 10

[formal wharf]

hillsborough

[round mica]

what is hillsborough

[formal wharf]

horrific crowd crush in a football gamr

[plain falcon]

Coffee

[minor narwhal]

what would edwin (made the mimic) think about this

[round mica]

dang

[limber zealot]

Apparently the police department lied and tried to blame Liverpool fans lmao

[formal wharf]

as a liverpoolian myself i do believe everyone was at fault

[limber zealot]

Amazing shit

[formal wharf]

but mainly the security

and the place itself

[modest flume]

U Wot? Come on 'en, come an' 'ave a go!

You'z fink u'z 'ard?

[formal wharf]

and to hide the fact the security was a major issue the police tried blaming liverpool fans

and also removed all cctv footage

[round mica]

whats the deal with birmingham

[formal wharf]

what isnt

think of atoma

but worse

thats what birmingham is

[round mica]

lmfao why

[limber zealot]

When I played FIFA I chose Liverpool cause I liked their logo

[solar horizon]

i drop a medipack for us because we were dealing with rituals and twins

after were finished instead of topping off thier hp in the med pack the psyker decided to not quell thier prell and explode

[limber zealot]

I am an Arsenal fan tho...

[solar horizon]

💔

[dry pebble]

i think edwin, who made the mimic, would think it was difficult to put the pieces togheter, even if unfortunately something went so wrong

[formal wharf]

high crime rate, shitty councils (people who govern the local area) and just everything sucks

[raven salmon]

the tabloid specifically that blamed liverpool fans still gets boycotted in the city

[molten matrix]

hank cant playtest if it isnt ogryn </3

[solar horizon]

and then they left me to die

[broken fossil]

weather?

[formal wharf]

the sun is the fox news of the UK

all my homies hate the sun

actually

its competing with daily mail

[plain falcon]

Anyone here ever watch Midwest Safety or code blue cam? Pure entertainment

[formal wharf]

this is random but if you were to go to the UK i dont reccomend london

[vapid matrix]

Brrrrr

[formal wharf]

as a british person myself

[ember nimbus]

those channels are my guilty pleasure

[vapid matrix]

Sooooon dogtide

[formal wharf]

its not great

unless you have very good knowledge of the local area

it will suck

go wales

[ember nimbus]

i love to play "criminal or mental health crisis" with the videos

[formal wharf]

or lake district

[ember nimbus]

cause its usually either or

[formal wharf]

thats where the fun is

[ember nimbus]

sometimes its both

[plain falcon]

Whenever I hear lacrosse Wisconsin I know it’s gonna be litty titty

[tacit geode]

Doesn't Birmingham have their bin bags all over the place or did that strike end?

[ember nimbus]

shits going down in lacrosse

[formal wharf]

think it ended

[autumn carbon]

guys, where can i ask for help regarding the havoc 40 missions?

[formal wharf]

but it did last for a stuoud amount of time

all because the council couldnt be arsed paying extremely important workers

[plain falcon]

Always wylin out

[formal wharf]

people dont understand how important bin men are until they stop working

[minor narwhal]

this is a truth supernova

[limber zealot]

I thought that was the daily mail

[formal wharf]

ok i just realised the absolute cess pit of this convo

[formal wharf]

id say their equal

[limber zealot]

One time my friend tried telling me that JFK was secretly gay and the only source was a book written by a guy who worked for the daily mail

And I had to be like "c'mon bro you're smarter than this"

[formal wharf]

the daily mail are followers of tzeentch

[ember nimbus]

truth nuke

[formal wharf]

actuallly the daily mail IS tzeentch

[limber zealot]

That's pretty accurate

[ember nimbus]

marilyn monroe was a fxg hxg

[formal wharf]

bro we got all 4 chaos gods in england

[plain falcon]

We got 6 in murica

[tacit geode]

I hate it here

[formal wharf]

we have bonnie blue

sadly

daily mail as tzeentch

[plain falcon]

Sheeesh….

[formal wharf]

who could be the nurgle of the uk

[plain falcon]

Margarita thatcher

[limber zealot]

Nurgle is in the US

Asmongold is here

[plain falcon]

Case oh

[limber zealot]

Aight well it was fun talking to y'all but my math final is finally starting

So I gtg

[formal wharf]

ok the 4 chaos gods of earth

nurgle: Asmongold
tzeentch: Daily Mail
slaneesh: bonnie blue
khorne: tie between israel and literally any southern english person

[plain falcon]

Kick it in the dick!!!!

[limber zealot]

I'm pretty sure I've got it in the bag

It's really easy math

It's for carpentry school

[formal wharf]

pretend passing the exam will make leandros become a servitor

[limber zealot]

And we're not known for being geniuses really

[plain falcon]

I’m a carpenter!

[fast cosmos]

Real world politics in my 40k

I am sickened

[plain falcon]

Real world talk here. Whenever we get a new carpenter or trades men from “school” On the job training requires us to totally retrain said person in real life circumstances

[silent depot]

If you do havoc's, lower level than your current level havoc score, does that contribute to your havoc score at all, or is it essentially pointless to do lower level havocs if you are trying to climb the havoc levels?

[jovial pine]

if you do a mission it at least stops you from decaying

so i suppose it isnt totally pointless

[viral vapor]

[fast cosmos]

You must climb higher and higher, GrimTitan

[silent depot]

Goal is to get to 40, just wondered what would be the benefit of helping little uns.
Ogryn in me likes to help

[jovial pine]

penance progress

[fast cosmos]

Once the ascent begins, there is no stopping

[lucid cobalt]

do we know the price of the upcoming arbites dlc by any chance?

[modest flume]

You can help, but also allow yourself to be helped

[modern bobcat]

Yes

[modest flume]

When you get to H40, you can play on any level; you won't decay as long as you complete a Havoc assignment

[stable canopy]

~12€ for basic and ~19€ for premium (extra cosmetics)

[lucid cobalt]

thanks!

[elder oasis]

A million dollars

[silent depot]

Must protek lil uns

[modern bobcat]

#981329739463663616 message

Rogue Trader summer sale has started on GOG

[autumn carbon]

if there's anyone willing to help pass the 40 havoc mission - i'd be grateful

[tidal dove]

Adepta Sororitas when? 😎

[thick coyote]

6 years

Released alongside primarch class

Also space marine 4 release

[modern bobcat]

Who needs a Primarch when we already got a Primogryn

[tidal dove]

Haha, so before GTA 6 🤣

[peak oriole]

I live very close, what's happening

[elder oasis]

Assassin class

You play as an eversor, on mission start the screen goes red and 10 minutes later you get a mission success screen

But for some reason all your teammates are dead

[modern bobcat]

Zealot Loner already does this

[elder oasis]

The difference is the zealot loner dies

[plain falcon]

Code blue cam and Midwest safety on YouTube. Lacrosse is a frequent flyer

[elder oasis]

Should i call in sick tomorrow to watch arbites streams?

[lofty wing]

Doing a havoc lower than your own is safe; you get infinite tries with no decay of your level. And if you win, you get a crate for that level at the end of the week. But you don't make any progress climbing. So say you're 38, you can try a 37 a dozen times and stay 38, and when you win you earn a 37 crate.

Also you decay 1 level if you don't play at all during the week, but if you play a lower level havoc (win or lose) it halts the decay

[plain falcon]

Call in sick right now!

[elder oasis]

But im already at work

Theyll know

[modern bobcat]

Save it for release

[plain falcon]

All the more reason. Shart your pants! It’s foolproof

[minor narwhal]

spontaneously combust to show em

[peak oriole]

Ah makes sense

Can't have shit in this state

[elder oasis]

Spontaneously bust

[plain falcon]

Except alcohol and multiple dui’s

[peak oriole]

True

[plain falcon]

And if they take your license, get a 4wheeler or sidebyside and continue the drunkin shenanigans

Wisconsin and Minnesota are cinema in its truest form.

[elder oasis]

Sadly i have an appointment i cannot miss that day

[plain falcon]

Excuses for not making excuses. Meta play brotha

[slate tartan]

Guys，True Dou Clandestium Gloriana （Rampaging Enemies & The ENcroaching Garden)in Havoc 40 ！Here’s my veteran video check this out! https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV16ANhzJE8Y/?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=c504b2ec33d18d45f46135a87774cbe2

[jovial pine]

okay, this is epic

[slate tartan]

Here is my teammate https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1S2N8zcEVN/?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=c504b2ec33d18d45f46135a87774cbe2

[jovial pine]

note: bilibili requires you to make an account to see videos in a quality worth a damn. kinda cringe

[tame prawn]

is a big video platform

[jovial pine]

and then you gotta pay to see videos in 1080p60fps or better

believe it or not...can be worth it

[tame prawn]

kind be like Chinese YouTube

[round mica]

chinatube

[stark bobcat]

Funny how's it's purple orange

Same as my vid

[formal wharf]

these teamates are just an actual joke now

lvl 30 havoc zealot using light attacks on a bulwarks shield with a non armor pen melee

on MALICR

MALICE I SAY

[lapis tusk]

I just had a mortis trial crash and than reload everyone into the starting area but we couldnt do anything

[formal wharf]

and yes i can lfg but the issue is i shouldnt need it

i shouldnt have to lfg just to get competant teamates on fucking malice difficulty

not even havoc

single handedly making me burnt out

[lapis tusk]

Yea most randoms turn off their brain when their solo or whatever

[formal wharf]

bold of you to assume they even had a brain from the start

"unga bunga waste ammo on bulwark"

literallt watched my entire team hit everything but the bulwarks shield for a.minute straight

[lapis tusk]

I mean they could be new level 30 isnt much

But yea i get you

[formal wharf]

level 30 should show the person has enough experience to know using lights on a bulwark shield = bad

also he was using havoc gear

which just makes it wors

[lapis tusk]

Lol

[civic otter]

Their will is strong, but their intelligence, not so much.

The god emperor provides to those who dare

[formal wharf]

morrow is specifically giving me the most thick skulled neanderthals for trolling or some shit because this isnt it no more

[fiery wave]

I mean, NicoNicoDouga had it for ages. Japanese IPs had preference. You get low quality till graveyard JP hours, then you get med quality.

[formal wharf]

i watched a teamate not even attempt to dodge a captains plasma pistol

ONCE

i literallly begged him just to press dodge once

it took him 5 minutes to find out what i was saying from the looks of it

[round mica]

has this server considered making it into a guild? i think it would be cool to have a 40k tag

[formal wharf]

what could you do though?

[round mica]

wdym?

[formal wharf]

arent guilds 4 letters max

[round mica]

40k would fit

[formal wharf]

what could be darktide related that is 4 letters and suits it wekl

[formal wharf]

eh

[round mica]

guilds can share the same tag can’t they?

[stark bobcat]

Wh40

[fiery wave]

That will be used by official GW server if anything.

[formal wharf]

yea

it would need to be themed to darktide

not 40k in general

[round mica]

i would say atoma but that’s a letter too long

[thick coyote]

Warhammer Darktide 40K

So

WD40

[round mica]

AHAHA

that’s funny

[thick coyote]

There good tag

[round mica]

agreed

WD40

[fiery wave]

We now engine lube now.

Or something.

[round mica]

get to it community managers

i noticed SoT server finally got their tag made

fuckin awesome

and helldivers

[elder merlin]

So is commodore's changing tommorow? Or when arbite comes out?

[round mica]

19th

buddy pal

idk honestly

my days are so fused together anymore i can hardly tell what day it is

[elder merlin]

Cause it either changes tomorrow like usual, or changes when Arbite comes out cause Arbite'll have pages too

So they'd rather just change it with the arbite update

[round mica]

paul yearns for the slop

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

[modest flume]

Bip bop, slop was dropped

[thick fog]

maybe both

Paul is starving

[round mica]

like squidward sitting in his box with a cup asking for spare change

spare slop?

[elder merlin]

[maiden jacinth]

Commodore changes and doesn't change

[round mica]

deep

[maiden jacinth]

New slop in old slop out. But the slop prevails

[round mica]

i only require one more cosmetic

[maiden jacinth]

Prison canteen

[round mica]

and that’s the lead pipe bully club

and i will be happy

[maiden jacinth]

If they made an ogre gutplate adjacent thing I'd goon on the spot

Its the one singular thing I want

[round mica]

i’m gonna feast at the chinese buffet tomorrow

[modest flume]

Surprise! It's Korean

[molten matrix]

i have a good guild name

TIDE

[round mica]

roll tide

[modest flume]

Ro' taide

[round mica]

it could be and i wouldn’t care

i yearn for the crab rangoons

[round mica]

when are we playing SoT

i haven’t even touched the new season yet

[maiden jacinth]

SoT?

SugOnTheez?

[elder merlin]

I forgot you played that

[round mica]

yes

[maiden jacinth]

Oh wait

[round mica]

i yearn to make children cry and steal their loot

[maiden jacinth]

Slop on Thursday. Now I get it

[round mica]

sloppy thursday’s

[elder merlin]

Fight night starts tomorrow

I'll probably just be doing hourglass

[round mica]

i need to do hourglass, i’m very close to piss ghost

[maiden jacinth]

Thats only if hadron isn't getting accosted by the toes guy

[round mica]

hadron a gilf

[thick fog]

Time to become a thief in the sea

[maiden jacinth]

Oh, sea of thieves. Took me so long

[round mica]

i once convinced a kid to give me their chest of fortune and attack the reapers chasing us when we had no supplies

[thick fog]

[round mica]

those kids did not make it, but i did sell the chest of fortune

[maiden jacinth]

What a bully, good job

Though i guess you failed the number one rule of being a pirate. Be kind

[lucid cobalt]

a valuable lesson was imparted that day

[round mica]

i was very kind

nothing wrong with bamboozling for a good payday

[thick fog]

Remembah, the loot is not yours until you sold

[round mica]

i mean to be fair, i did straight up lie

but

it could’ve been worse

i told them i was gonna wait at ancient spire to sell the chest, but i did indeed not do that

i went to port merrick instead

[simple drum]

Has anyone watched peaky blinders

[round mica]

thomas shelby is a poorly written character

[simple drum]

My gooodddnesss

You should be saying that about Michael

And thats my real name

[round mica]

i mean if i’m being honest, i just don’t like the show

so i’m just gonna be a hater

[simple drum]

Why dont you like it

[round mica]

not enough suspense and drama for my liking

and the story is kinda boring

[simple drum]

I honestly like the show and how it describes early PTSD before real treament and just other stuff

[simple drum]

This my second time watching it around i realize it more talking than action

But i do think they have some really good acting and good scenes in there

I cant think of another show like it to watch after this though

[round mica]

i’m very picky on what i watch, so it’s kinda either a hit or miss with me

i’ll never watch a show if i find it to be only “ okay “

or decent

i gotta realllllly like it to keep watching

[simple drum]

That is very true thats why i asked why you didnt like it

Understandable cuz i am like that with other shows and movies

[round mica]

as of recently i tried watching shameless for the first time and thought id hate it

but it’s actually an insanely good show

[simple drum]

Have you watch ozark?

Ill check that one out

I havent watched ozark but i heard its good

[round mica]

i’ve seen clips ozark and unfortunately what i’ve seen are major spoilers

[simple drum]

Ah ok so i was planning on giving it another watch anyways i never got past episode 1

[round mica]

if you want a genuine recommendation of a good show to watch i have one for you

it’s called Altered Carbon

[elder oasis]

The weapon buffs look good

[simple drum]

I have watched that and the animated series already

Wish i hadnt

So i could experience it all over again

[round mica]

i love the live action

[simple drum]

It was good

Man alter carbon j had my friends watching that show

[round mica]

have you watched The Handmaids Tale?

[simple drum]

Nah

See the trailers

Something about it made me not wanna watch it

[round mica]

that’s another show i didn’t think i’d like, but i ended up really enjoying it

i did like the books aswell

[round mica]

it’s got a lot of dark shit in it, for modern TV

[simple drum]

Yea i didnt find it on netflix

Probably need the max subscription

[round mica]

it’s on Hulu

atleast in the US

unless you were talking about Shameless

[low hemlock]

Sugar Momma Hadron

[umbral wraith]

did i read right, they are buffing devil's claw and shock mauls? 😄

Duelling Swords
We are currently undertaking a comprehensive rework of the weapon, examining every aspect. While a damage reduction is probable, and will likely contribute to the solution, our aim is to bring its power level in line with other weapons while reinforcing its player fantasy and raising its skill ceiling.

rip

[round mica]

yes

no more mindless spamming into crowds and dodging

[elder merlin]

We cant do it together then, i only sail for skelly

[umbral wraith]

so nerf the knife too? because knife crit + chorus is even more broken that dueling swords

[round mica]

yeah paul, they need to nerf knife too

[umbral wraith]

thanks god they are not touching it, yet

[unkempt wolf]

someone said to DM them at the release of arbites

and that someone deleted they're messages

so now, no arbites

😭

[thick fog]

Arbites cancelled sorry folks

They now making a mechanicus class and will be released in 3 years

[elder merlin]

Who the fuck even are you?

You responded to the wrong person

I was talking about sea of thieves

[thick fog]

[umbral wraith]

ah sorry, my bad, missclicked dude

[raven furnace]

if kitefin is still around, there's still a chance of another dev blog today 🙂

[tacit geode]

I doubt it

Maybe tomorrow

Unless I'm wrong

She's just stalking us

[raven furnace]

:3

[minor narwhal]

tomorrow we'll get more than enough lol

[slow canyon]

wasnt the full skill tree supposed to release today or tmrw?

[minor narwhal]

tomorro

[raven furnace]

in my dreams it releases today! :3

[molten matrix]

tomorrow the review embargo drops

[molten matrix]

someone already has several vids ready going over the class

[tacit geode]

She looks down on us the way Rannick does on the Mourningstar

[raven furnace]

whaaaaat!

[slow canyon]

guesses about it or

[minor narwhal]

no they have footage

[raven furnace]

my mind is still toying with the idea of being stalked by kitefin tho :3

[minor narwhal]

kitefin could be reading this right now

[slow canyon]

cuz saw someone post a video saying
"these are the skills for the arbites class"
"oh btw im just guessing didnt beta test it"

before the dev log for em dropped

[slow canyon]

dm me who

[raven furnace]

every video ive seen so far has just been people talking about already revealed stuff, and making assumptions at best

[limber zealot]

The school I go to is run by the Detroit carpenter's union

And you work while going here

So luckily that isn't much of an issue here

[raven furnace]

eats ben & jerry's cookie dough mmm

[limber zealot]

You only go to class once every 2 weeks

[minor narwhal]

idk like a few testers and mister e has set the time for their vid already

[slow canyon]

ah, the video isnt outy et?

[raven furnace]

if kitefin is stalking me, then she can envy me for eating ice cream

[minor narwhal]

not out

[slow canyon]

kitefin if you read this you like boys

[tacit geode]

I know Cole has a showcase planned plus some havoc 40 all arbites runs

[elder oasis]

Mister e?

[minor narwhal]

yeah we'll get some h40 arbites gamplay

it'll be funny

[slow canyon]

havoc 40 all arbites

let me guess

part of the pack?

[south jetty]

Kitefin if you see this, get the power washer and cleanse this place

[elder oasis]

Maybe kitefin likes MEN

[limber zealot]

Kitefin if you see this, hi 👋

[molten matrix]

nope

[raven furnace]

kitefin, we need some love

[lofty light]

That's the standard for trade schools here. You gotta do a few internships to get your degree. So even straight out of school everyone has some actual work experience.

[raven furnace]

[molten matrix]

^

[elder oasis]

Who is cole

[slow canyon]

cole macgrath

[limber zealot]

Most of the students here are working full time jobs actually

[molten matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/@EpicCole/videos

[limber zealot]

We aren't really a trade school in the way a lot of places are I don't think

[molten matrix]

epic ball fart

[limber zealot]

I am not btw

I'm a bum

[elder oasis]

Ive never seen them before

[molten matrix]

vids are only dropping once fatshark has said that the embargo is lifted

[quartz chasm]

ARBITER COMING

(Most op class)

[lofty light]

I never did a day's worth of honest work until I was 30 years old. Such is life in a social democracy.

[south jetty]

I've been working retail since I was 18 😦

[elder oasis]

Honest work as opposed to liars work

[limber zealot]

I've done a bit of work here and there but nothing full time

[south jetty]

It only made me wanna kay emess twice I think I'm doing alright

[limber zealot]

Just enough to keep the union off my ass for not working

[elder oasis]

Thats some crazy censorship

[quartz chasm]

And im Unemployed 😭

jk

[lofty light]

fuck do they care as long as the dues get paid

[elder oasis]

Im on green welfare

[quartz chasm]

Living with mommy until 50

[limber zealot]

It's only for the apprentices

The schooling is free

[south jetty]

god I wish I could be unemployed

[limber zealot]

The only requirements are that you show up and work

As long as you work once every 6 months you're good

[quartz chasm]

i wish i had a stable job. Sometimes they ungreatfull with your work

[limber zealot]

If you go longer than that they put you on leave until you're working again so someone else can take your seat at the school

Which isn't unreasonable imo

[quartz chasm]

Especially at the most critical jobs

[limber zealot]

The reason I'm not working full time is because I don't have my driver's license yet

[lofty light]

yah giving someone with motivation the spot of some layabout makes sense

[quartz chasm]

@south jetty Lets switch jobs jk

LMAO

[limber zealot]

There's no winning in this department tbh

[south jetty]

nope

[south jetty]

you want food service?

[limber zealot]

When you're not working you're like "fuck I wanna work and make money"

But then the second you start working you're like "fuck I wish I wasn't working"

[quartz chasm]

If i maked alot of money it would been 2000€ above or idk what your doing Investment

[limber zealot]

Endless cycle

[quartz chasm]

gg with Rents

and Electricy

cause everything got expensive

[south jetty]

None are grateful. You're just a number and there isn't much between them working you to death while flogging you like a mule while paying you little to nothing

[elder oasis]

My rent is pretty cheap

[lofty light]

I've been unemployed for some time now
I was thinking, maybe I oughta enroll in art school
student life is carefree and easy

[south jetty]

12 YEARS OF RETAIL

[elder oasis]

Less then 500 igloo dollars

[quartz chasm]

The figure switches job

[limber zealot]

The nice thing about not working is that when arbites drops I'll be able to play them immediately

[quartz chasm]

and comes another figure

lol

[quartz chasm]

Real

Cause i get to have Party

Kidding

[lapis tusk]

What makes havoc fun? Like no one does anything but havoc 😂

[quartz chasm]

Oof

[south jetty]

Working has caused me multiple health problems including that brought on by 2 COVID infections so 🙅 I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO

[quartz chasm]

@south jetty What country you work

normally

in retail

[south jetty]

US

[quartz chasm]

Ah ok

[south jetty]

[quartz chasm]

Its same issue like in Europe

💀

[south jetty]

Europe actually gets vacation time

[quartz chasm]

Just in US dont care about health insurances

[limber zealot]

True lol

[south jetty]

I have to stretch 2 weeks of vacation time over a whole year

[quartz chasm]

real

[limber zealot]

I wish I could move somewhere that sucked less and actually had protections for laborers

[quartz chasm]

Most work like 30 hours in Europe

more time

Or 40

Anything above hours is extra

paid

[south jetty]

Shockingly I have insurance but I also work for the least slave-like company (Costco)

[lofty light]

eh, the big problem, for me, is that I'm broke as shit so I can't even afford the class until the 1st of July, when welfare bennies drop
but in a sense there's a silver lining - my birthday is july 2nd so I was thinking I'd buy the class as a birthday present for myself

[quartz chasm]

Oof

We work to live

💀

[south jetty]

yuuuup

[limber zealot]

If I hadn't gotten some work I probably would've been too poor for it as well

[quartz chasm]

Yeah now 2025 changes alot

[south jetty]

Sometimes I wish I could live in Sweden but I'm not white enough so 😩

Also I like weed

[lapis tusk]

Same tbh

[limber zealot]

There was an auto show near me about a month ago and I helped set up the displays

[quartz chasm]

You could

idk

[limber zealot]

Shit paid $41/hr

[modest flume]

This: the song of sons and daughters,
Hide the heart of who we are.
Making peace to build our future,
Strong, united, working 'till we fall.

[limber zealot]

It was great

I worked 20 hours and made a grand

[south jetty]

Not leaving my homeland

[quartz chasm]

real

[quartz chasm]

Yes

Im probably going in US after 4 Years

LOL

[lapis tusk]

Last job i worked i made 12/hr

[quartz chasm]

Bro i live on 3 Continents

[south jetty]

Oh god. My condolences

[quartz chasm]

jk

[south jetty]

I wish I could live on the reservation sometimes

[quartz chasm]

Yea

[south jetty]

No clan though so 😩

[lofty light]

this ain't the 1960s
you don't need to be white to live in Sweden
but I still advise against that, because swedes are assholes

[quartz chasm]

I wanna see US idk

[digital tundra]

For many, its the challenge of Havoc that people go back to

[quartz chasm]

But alot of plane travelins

America is diff compared to EU

[lapis tusk]

Oh just a challenge? Meh

[limber zealot]

My buddy is going to Germany soon to visit his girlfriend

[south jetty]

Anywhere in Europe is gonna be more hostile to my kind than here where my kind are

[limber zealot]

For like 3 months

[quartz chasm]

W

[lofty light]

what the hell is "your kind"?

[digital tundra]

Yeah they push the limits of the spawner on top of mutators

[south jetty]

Also all my family is still here in this very area

[quartz chasm]

Im going to Italy and Germany soon

[limber zealot]

Wishing him luck cause I'm expecting him to be stranded in Germany within 2 weeks😭

[quartz chasm]

Real

[digital tundra]

Also penances

[quartz chasm]

Vocations

[south jetty]

Indigenous/POC

[limber zealot]

He's been e-dating this girl for like 6 months

[lapis tusk]

I want like a chaos waste mode in this havoc doesnt sound like its for me

[limber zealot]

It's the dumbest decision I've ever heard personally

[quartz chasm]

bro is gonna remain in germany kidding

[digital tundra]

Closest would be Mortis Trials, but there isnt too much to it atm

[limber zealot]

But it's going to be really funny as a not involved party

[quartz chasm]

Normally the girl has to go to his country

idk

[south jetty]

Rick and Morty trials

[lapis tusk]

Yeah ive been doing mortis but yea

[lofty light]

No I mean like nationality. indigenous/POC says practically nothing. Are you like Caribbean or something?

[quartz chasm]

I would not go over across the planet to chase someone

LOL

[south jetty]

First Nations, Haudenosaunee

[limber zealot]

I think he's native American

[south jetty]

yeah

[quartz chasm]

Europe until Australia 💀

[south jetty]

Mixed though

[digital tundra]

"Mo-Mor--Morty, we gotta return to the Mo-Mor--Morty Trials!"

"I--I dunno Rick, that seems like a bad idea!"

"Shut the fuck up, grandson."

[lofty light]

Ah, American native. But I don't think I've ever heard a single bad thing said about you's lot in my entire life(in Europe).

[quartz chasm]

I have to wait around September

fr

Real

[limber zealot]

Yeah but also being literally the only native person within like 500 miles would be kinda isolating I imagine

[south jetty]

I've had people be mad that I look Mexican or some form of Southeast Asian so I'd rather not take the risk lmfaooooo

[quartz chasm]

Some women on these days so money but sell themselves 💀

[quartz chasm]

Rip

[silver falcon]

sah i got me wisdom teeth removed sah

[south jetty]

yeah and all my family is still here in the same area

[silver falcon]

still kinda trippin balls sah

[south jetty]

if they wanna do that, that's their business and they're allowed to NGL

[limber zealot]

And while I'm a snow monkey myself I get the feeling that being the only not white person around would lead to some casual racism kinda things if you get what I mean

[quartz chasm]

Real

[limber zealot]

Like being people insensitive and racist without even intending it cause they're ignorant

[south jetty]

Already happened when I lived in Iowa and Delaware 💀

[lofty light]

Racism works differently in Europe than in America. If you're native American most people will think that's just cool as fuck.

[limber zealot]

Bro 😭

That's ridiculous

[quartz chasm]

America cooked

[south jetty]

That's assuming they know and don't mistake me for something they can hate on easier which! Is apparently pretty easy

[quartz chasm]

I would go there if i was a Hollywood actor

jk

[south jetty]

It sucks bc the Scandinavia area in general has beautiful rural areas but alas

nothing beats home anyway

[quartz chasm]

Sweden waits you

LOL

[south jetty]

At most maybe for just a visit

[limber zealot]

I wish america wasn't about to fall apart at the seams

[south jetty]

in the far future

[lofty light]

hmm that's true
and racists can rarely tell the difference between ethnicities, ironically enough

[jovial pine]

there's racism everywhere

[quartz chasm]

When a war happens idk where to go

lol

[south jetty]

Like the people who said I was anything but indigenous lmfaoooo

[quartz chasm]

Europe will start WW3

[limber zealot]

Where do you live?

[quartz chasm]

Austria

directly in the middle

LOL

[south jetty]

I've had a Korean guy think I was part Korean boy what the hell are you saying

[limber zealot]

The Mississippi of Europe

Jk

That's Poland

[quartz chasm]

Poland 12 hours work is normal

💀

[south jetty]

it's funny though as long as it's harmless but ljst ra87r7eqea6suarurs

[limber zealot]

Exactly

I'm assuming you don't know but Mississippi is like the worst state

[quartz chasm]

i thought its Ohio

LMAO

[limber zealot]

It's full of inbred morons and their education and infrastructure is constantly collapsing

It's an awful place

[limber zealot]

Ohio is bad but not Mississippi bad

[quartz chasm]

Rip

[limber zealot]

Southern Ohio is much worse than northern Ohio

[quartz chasm]

Texas is mid

[south jetty]

These people should take a break and watch people speculate the divorce lore in Deltarune or something

[quartz chasm]

But also alot of problems

Texas Men

💀

e

[limber zealot]

I live like 45 minutes from the northern Ohio border

[modest flume]

The phrase "Thank god for Mississippi" exists for a reason

[limber zealot]

I'm from Detroit

[south jetty]

no wonder why I get along with a lot of Polish people

[quartz chasm]

Yeah i think anywhere near Sweden is safe

But expensive

[south jetty]

Fellow shithole dwellers from what I gather 😩 uniting in our misery

[quartz chasm]

Sweden is not close to Germany

LOL

[south jetty]

man now I want golabki

that shit is the bomb

[limber zealot]

How long of a drive would it be

[quartz chasm]

I dont need car in austria

I have EVERYTHING

jk

Train stations

Unless i lived in some village

[south jetty]

I wish we had trains!!!!

[quartz chasm]

💀

[south jetty]

I love trains

[limber zealot]

God that'd be fucking great

[quartz chasm]

real

[limber zealot]

I went to Chicago back in March and having public transit was amazing

[south jetty]

trains: because I sure as fuck don't wanna drive

[quartz chasm]

I can go with train where i want

I pay like 60€

And Climate ticket ez

[south jetty]

we have public buses where I live but they're kinda spotty

[quartz chasm]

Go where you want in neighbour

[south jetty]

also a lot of them end up smelling bad

[quartz chasm]

Busses here come every 5 or 10 mins

at my country

lol

W

[jovial pine]

i have a train system where i live that is pretty big. it's filled with dangerous people though, average american experience

[woeful pine]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/poll-on-discussed-changes-to-ds-and-plasma-gun/109048/3

[quartz chasm]

Yea

American Subway surfers

💀

[south jetty]

Here the interval ranges from 20 minutes to an hour, sometimes 2 hours

[quartz chasm]

Yeah thats alot

[lofty light]

Polish are strangely really welcoming people. I guess they don't have room left in their brains to hate anyone else considering how much they hate russians and germans.

[quartz chasm]

We get interruption if something happen

30-1 hour

[quartz chasm]

Poor them

Polnish guys have hot features

some

But aggressivly

LOL

[jovial pine]

maybe the key to zen-like peace is hating the russians and germans (do not do this)

[tender pendant]

*Cries in German 😭

[quartz chasm]

Deathstare from a woman

LOL

[south jetty]

My one long time Polish friend just wants to see artistic renditions of characters being gay so that's what they're investing all their brain in (based)

[quartz chasm]

You just have to invest with who you love

[south jetty]

Sam and Max shipping

[quartz chasm]

ngl germans are kinda hot too

😭

Some

W

[tender pendant]

🤷🏻

I dont trouble myself with the notion of being attractive or not. I'm just me. And If thats not enough, eh, tough shit, i'll live

[quartz chasm]

Yea

[hasty cave]

does the commondore's ventures still restock every 2 weeks?

[quartz chasm]

Life tough zarrin

[modest flume]

Not as hot as you

[quartz chasm]

Atleast a guy with Rizz exist jk

[modest flume]

ehhhh doesn't hit as hard this time

[lofty light]

I think it's commendable. When Haiti was going through its war of independence, the French sent Polish mercenaries to quell it. The Polish arrived, and quickly realized that it was not a coup - it was a slave rebellion. And prompty sided with the Haitians, helping them topple the French colonial government. Haiti celebrates their contribution to this day. And another example is Tadeus Kosciuszko, a Polish military officer who fought in the American revolutionary war, and went on to (unsuccessfully) try the same thing back in Poland. Nevertheless, the founding fathers of America considered him a true friend of freedom.

[south jetty]

that's how it's done!!!

[tender pendant]

Didnt know you were a deer, with all your fawning going around.....

[modest flume]

I am. I'm a stag ready to charge with my horn(s)

[quartz chasm]

Bro went Ogryn mode

jk

[south jetty]

I've had too many twinks try to fly into my DMs just because I don't give a shit about what people think about me. They're like cats. "Felt cute, do you wanna see a selfie/my butt" no. Go read fanfiction or watch YouTube

[quartz chasm]

Idk i dont feel to commit to anything

2025

[modest flume]

DEATH TRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

[quartz chasm]

My standards too high

LOL

[south jetty]

My aromantic asexual standards: leave me alone or I'll fine you 500 USD

[modest flume]

The best of all, ao3

[south jetty]

it will make them happier than trying to talk to my cave troll ass

[modest flume]

Don't say that, there are people into it

[south jetty]

Surly e-hermits are sooo sexy (sarcasm)

[modest flume]

Yeah, all they need is just one good look at your profile picture and then yoinky sploinky

[zenith glade]

Jar Mans

[south jetty]

A breeze passes them and it's that one specific Lonely Island music video

you know the one

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[eternal terrace]

will vigil sttion oblviumn come back this coming poatch

[quartz chasm]

Arbiter is coming soon!

W

I hope the Dog is more powerfull than Siennas entire skeletons

[eternal terrace]

will arby biter come with vigil station

[quartz chasm]

Might be added Arbiter class here

es

[inland mantle]

Maybe maybe not wouldnt get my hopes up

[eternal terrace]

will arby biter come with special arby sauce abilty on dog

[jovial pine]

10 quadrillion dogs

[quartz chasm]

Ogryn got huge buff after patch

[south jetty]

laughing at my paaaaain

[quartz chasm]

I see him nuking entire map

LOL

Pogryn

[tender pendant]

Well, you have until january/march next year, then youll lose them. So dont get'em stuck in the next Burgle lmao

[quartz chasm]

I think Zealot might be the weakest after Arbiter release but its fine

:/

[slow canyon]

why so?

[south jetty]

I will be running a joke character for my Arbites at first but now I gotta make a serious character out of it

[quartz chasm]

Veteran and Zealot were so nuts on Beta

[elder oasis]

Oh yea it must be so painful to have twinks messaging you ;)

[modest flume]

I used to have this lovely cat at my old job. When I say lovely, I really mean it. Minded her own business but would always run to you if you called her, and never got tired of being pet. Why do I mention this? Because she would always show her butt to me and I thought she was going to spray me or something. It took me looking it up to realize that's their way of showing affections

[quartz chasm]

Arbiter is like half/tank with gun

[south jetty]

Yeah I hate twinks and being flirted with

[quartz chasm]

and

[thick coyote]

Veteran actually

[quartz chasm]

He has a dog

I wonder how that dog will work

[slow canyon]

double ping targets to tell the dog to attack them or u can disable the dog for buffs

[quartz chasm]

Cause you send that DAWG to one enemy and eats him

[south jetty]

This sounds like my friend's cat

[quartz chasm]

True

[slow canyon]

also

you can pet the dowg

[quartz chasm]

Next time Cat pet in Darktide

kidding

Cat Attack tickle

[south jetty]

no.....

[modest flume]

She was such a lovely cat I wish I could've adopted her

[zenith glade]

Those 1s r like sirenz

Dont feed them

[jovial pine]

zealot top 4 class coming soon

[south jetty]

I usually block them at this point

[zenith glade]

Or theyll never leave and emotionally manipulate u (girlboss it)

We dont claim these onez

[south jetty]

Good thing I'm not attracted to anyone

[zenith glade]

I was gonna play into the bit but

There's enough screenshotz of me 2 get me reduced 2 atomz

[south jetty]

Now a REAL siren call would be tricking me into thinking that an all you can eat buffet is having a free dinner night and I've been invited. That'll get me

[modest flume]

I am attracted to your ability to kill heretics in a respectful and non-romantic way, the same way one appreciates their co-workers.

[south jetty]

My coworkers do enjoy my presence somehow. Probably because I actually get work done

lmfao

[modest flume]

Then I gotta act while the pan is hot, so to speak

[south jetty]

"When I see you on the schedule I think 'Now I don't have to worry or stress out about anything!'"

[zenith glade]

As a long time enlisted slave

[quartz chasm]

Pov: I work 12 hours and dont have peace jk

[zenith glade]

Dont be that glooper

If ur that guy u get rewarded

And ur reward is more work