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its funny how the PDF armies are less geared than the Warhammer tax collectors
They aren’t collectors
that fuckin sucks lol
Just enforcers
Gotts stop smashing your sticks in lol I did that with a controller on DT when I first started playing
55 quid down the drajn
although this one lasted decently long
Cant you take it back?
like 4 or 5 months
its sony
their warantees are so bad and annoying to process
their shitty people
Im just gonna return mine to the vendor if it breaks
I was going to say just buy new sticks but then saw this
id do more damage if i tried replacing them
Planned obsolescnes baby lol
Starving
Reaplacing them looks alot more difficult then what people say too
It’s usually easier than it looks
idk if its possible for me to plug a keyboard and mouse in considering my current setul
aka theres no where to put the desk
keyboard
i mean
But I have some baseline electronics maintenance knowledge which makes me part of the 10%
nor mousr
What if shark was slim
then we get peaceknife 20k: lightcurrent
Wow what's the classes?
the rattling is one
Brighttide
havoc is not worth a single penis typo
Too hard for me past 20
When the only person who survives longer is a zealot:
Open the game
i wouldnt even wish that on my worst enemy
Man
the humble stickdrift
I'll play it for you
now it isnt too bad now but when your playing darktide its gonna get worse extremely quicjly
within 2 games it will go from stage 1 to stage 4
Buy a new control lazy bastard
I need a new keyboard soon I think
55 quid

I want the drip
I made my $20 last 6 years so far
From what i have gathered of our time with @inland mantle and @fast cosmos is that they are insane and crave punishment
ogryrn voicelines in a nutshell

I do love h40s
It isnt even good though
Stfu Batman but not bat
Thanks anyway, i just figured we were gonna do low havocs lol

its MAN
I'll take it under advisement but I want the drip

Anything past 20 is too much for me in terms of havoc
then say man
Nah all good Lil wants to run some h40s i dont mind what level im playing at
yes.
havoc 40 is a drug
you gluttony riddled nurgling
I am a skaven
Doesn't even know my species
Laugh at this man


Says the shadow dimensional 3 eyed owl
yeah and yet I don't stink unlike you
3?
Meant low lol, fuckin typo
titanfall 3 confirmed
Yes you do
Allg I know what you meant
yeah, I'm man
this clearly shows it releases tommorow
stop smelling your upper lip

Well I don't
rat lips
Idiot.*
Are you saying that all skavens are the same?


stop smelling your own breath
kill him now
box of death
are you ready to face your doom, beast?
We talking the funny leaf type or the "this grain of sand will haunt you with ants for the next 10 hours but you can smoke phantom cigarettes" type?

No
You don't know my location
Dumbass

You never know
you live
on earth
in a country
🌎 found you

in a house
fucker
ez
Would anyone be open to making a group to try for hard mode twins?
Thats your earth
yeah you're hiding on it

can we commit exterminatus on earth just to get foolish skaven
i know what you are
That would be Terra
or smthin

Commit exterminates on my bronchitis pls
your forgetting its the inquisition doing it
Like they would destroy a sanctuary planet
if a tryanid managed to get into the emperors palace they would kill everyone including big e except the tryanid
does he know
Good mustard is amazing
Man moment
literally humanitys greatest invention
tomato sauce is overrated
and boring
and not even that good tasting
if i had to i would go for bbq instead
is it normal is nurglings start coming out of your pubic pimples
Good mustard is infact goated
captain wolfer what the fuck are you yapping about
Can you not
listen man im just trying to scale if i need to see an apothecary or if i should ignore it
and i am NOT wolfer
Nah dawg you're good G
my penis is at least 2 feet long mind you
Dude he can't be alpharius, it's my dog's turn to be alpharius
thats what captain wolfer in disguise would say
Keep on thugging
i’m going to kill with you blunt force trauma
youd kill me with your stink from 2 miles away mate
birmingham planet 40k reference
Why yall from the rest of the world use foot to measure things
i’d kill you with my 6 foot long wiener
cuz it’s superior
never
Foot
i cannot be silenced
champion of slaneesh
it was donkey kong
you’re a champion of my balls

I haven’t played darktide in a while is there anything good in the slop shop? I’m curious
Something something fuck the British and their privateering asses
Vulkan would never say that not lore accurate 0/10
riveting conversation we have going on here today, there's even balls
been 10k years i’m on my villain arc
Oh no
glad you can identify peak linguistics
I'm an expert on penis and balls references
I don't think tzeentch knows why you said that
So you are gay
I will write that down
Slaanesh interference
Got em!
No seriously he is gay
no I'm a secret other thing but gay is pretty close
That got nothing to do with it!!!!
be back later I'm gonna let the Flexeril do it's thing
I'm sorry but you can't be in the kitchen if you are pan
the what
i’m going to rub my genitals on all your cookware AND YOU CANT STOP ME
i have a bigger one
Its still a fucking thunder hammer
And it's going straight to your lightning rod and capacitors
Yoda would immediately throw his rooster between them
the who
foap
glorp

My thunderous hammer says other wise
The meat pounder
The “Tenderizer”
They need to make a Mark version for tenderizer hammers
Hammers with lil spikes for making tender Ogryn Dog stew
I want the mobian armor but nobody will let me join their Havoc parties and I have too much social anxiety to join a VC here
You can get the Moebian 6th armor 
Havoc is doable without VC
The problem is that shit is so unstable, VC won't help 
No random parties let me play with them
Be a chad play alone
Everyone declines my requests because I havent played Havoc before
You just need to do matches for that one I think
oh well I'll take you, idc
Ive been level 30 for a long time on my Veteran and (I think) she is well built
If you play aurics on the daily then you'll adjust to Havoc
If you don't, then it may be a bit of a shock
What's your Havoc level at ATM?
Your assignment level I mean
Your current assignment
1
o
Which is why nobody lets me join them
Ive done those in the past
I didnt know they effect havoc
I’m mostly a casual 3-5 player
Then we do an Auric Maelstrom for you 
However I can handle my own… I think
I have time for a mission or two!
Add me in-game via my friendcode and let's go
Where do I find that?
The number in my name is my friend code
I see
In the Social menu, there is a prompt called "Find Player"
Enter my number in that window
Rq can you give some input on my character’s build before we start?
So I know if she’s well done or I’m a nitwit
I’m not good at % based progression
FR sent
@modest flume sorry discussing builds w me is like speaking to a neanderthal

My strength lies in the mechanical side of the game, all the numbers and menus makes my brain go numb 😭
Neanderthals were smart
No worries, it's not as complicated as it looks or sounds
goatman class june 23rd yayy
Are you able to see my talent tree with your mod btw?
Time to play vermintide 2
Yeh
Haven’t done that new mission yet
Personally I just use VoC because I really like the voicelines
However its a good & reliable skill in my experience
My best weapons are my lasgun and bistol
Here I'll DM
muscle relaxer
Will be more efficient, I came to the server because chatting in game is hard on controller
my back hurt
old ass
yeah
My everything hurts all the time
usually my back hurts because it's built defective but today it hurts because I lifted something wrong
i was gonna do the look at grandpa over here but but i feel like that’s punching down
and hypocritical
(i have bad back aswell)
look at grandpa over here 
A true gamer 🫡
get a standing desk

guys i got called my first slur on darktide 🥳
Think that happened to me once?
You know you have reached endgame when the slurs appear
yup
i was playing damnation
literally not even 10 games into damnation
why is the penance menu one of the worst things mankind has ever created
Controller user?
that is a dire slur
oh cool thank you
yeah for this cool af cosmetic you gotta do a 360 kill on a plagued ogryn while dragging your nuts across the keyboard
you forgot the part where you have to do 15 auric maelstrom with no one going down before you can do it
(it doesnt have a search, i was wrong)
why is it so hard to add a search menu
Main features:
List of "Recently Completed" penances
Expand sub-penance tasks to display description, progress, and even child penances.
Inspect all rewards (Including an all new inspect screen for trinkets, insignias and portraits)
new penance just dropped "run the game above 120 fps"
that's easy with frame gen 
On mourningstar? I can do 144 there.
Go into game... 20 fps says hi in H40.
120 is a pretty decent sweet spot
300 fps to 110 fps (with frame gen) is pretty normal in this game
300 at the very beginning
on auric maelstrom
I keep it capped at 120 for better frame pacing
Start of map. Easy.
no even then the best i get is 100 fps
Anything spawns and there she goes.
no you dont understand
your pc must not be very good
we need more texture on ogryns feet
Libel and slander
yes
i got a 3070 bro
your cpu perhaps
Veteran: I wish the maps rotated quicker
Ogryn: I'd get dizzy
guys im gonna do something VERY original
so like im gonna make a new operator
pick psyker
and then name him richtofen
idgi
never heard of
congrats
maybe richtofen is psychic
i dont know cod very well
stopped caring very much after and including ghosts
why do the people on auric maelstrom have an average iq of 12
Lots of new players from the deep Skulls sales?
probably
i feel like as a whole i was doing better 2 months ago
depends
It's okay
It doesn't have that special something Darktide is full of
But it's 40K and it's pretty
As a vehicle for 40K eye candy it's pretty great
It's not a bad game per se, I just didn't care for it
Good for people that want to know basic story of warhammer
It's not confusing 
And not a lot of death
i'd recommend buying it on steam, playing for two hours and if you dont like it refund
So wait... I dont get smth... I hit trust 8. Did I unlock smth?
No I mean I got a cutscene so smth unlocked but I dunno what
Iirc you unlocked the first curio slot
Yea I see it in the loadout page
I guess with my weapons at 100 rating I should start level 2 missions
To be fair, you can just skip diff 1 in most cases...
It's honestly videogame journalist difficulty.
Yea but I was kinda uncertain. I dont play many shooters
Ah.
You will find diff 2 to generally be the same in all honesty. 3 is when you can feel the diff on.
"hardcore difficulty" died to a horde of enemies that spawned out of nowhere 4 times, they beat me with sticks
also huh... havoc 40 gave so many mats?
Yes.
You do it for a month and set for awhile.
I thought id end up going to shit because of how much plasteel and such I spent to build ogrynn because I got shit rolls and figured I shouldnt waste 200 fucking shields
welp that issues been fixed
time to farm 100 games on zealot
(23 more)
XD
Is why the joke is I have no dockets.
They seem to be missing at least 2 0s on the docket count.
I mean so far the only thing I learned while playing as the veteran is Im really good at killing any special that is not the mutant
Because he spawns just out of my sight and I get blindsided
He is really loud though.
And you should melee him after playing el toro with him.
the PIECE OF SHIT gave me enough shields to hit level 18 before a defence 60
XD
still funny to me the waste stat on a SHIELD is defence
GL with ripper and plasma.
Well on the plus side...
maxed em out already, I am free from the orthus mines
(until arbites)
Chicken and bacon ranch pizza
62/62 weapon achievements acquired
Im off tomm so prolly play more then
But... 68 thermal 72 charge rate... and 66 ammo.
oh yeah no I got a plasma gun already
not a ripper though
its just my luck with ogrynn that was shit
Ah.
I rolled a 66 ammo... but the other stat kills me.
It takes from both the meh stats but OCD lul.
why does ripper want 66 ammo?
that's it, im getting on sedition
ripper has cavalcade as a blessing, +5 crit chance for every 10% of mag spent during continuous fire, stacks 5 times. mag size makes it so every burst gives a stack, synergizes with flechette (+6 bleed on crit up to 16 stacks) and like all the right side gungryn crit talents
there's a build guide somewhere for it, i'm not good at explaining stuff
You know how the new Arbites has stagger buffs?
Smite has that little bit of stagger aoe and doesn't knock enemies
Also faster to regenerate toughness with the blessings if I remember
do the arbite dogs still have a brain or is it replaced with something mechanical
Psyker/Arbites team might be very strong in the future

Next Week
Do I max out my grenade launcher or do I consecrate my slab shield + maul
shield
why did discord remove the inbox thing...
I ate it mb
Fighting for our lives in these 40's bro
the real warhammer experience
Haven't played warhammer for 1 day im tweaking
and we are still rejects
Play or death
Yes brother
Probably a dumb question, is there a reason my mission rewards have been the same weapon like 5 times in a row?
emperor wills it
damnit fine
on mobile or desktop
Oh damn i only ever got 1 that i bought
Crooked dice
does verifying files remove mods?
no
you do need to run the mod patcher exe again afterward
thanks!
nvm misread the penance
an ogryn just killed the entire team with barrels, failed to save one person from falling off an edge by just giving up on picking them last second then picked up the other one only them to get obliterated immediately, then got surrounded by crushers and died 
sorry
that mfer hit every barrel and got pingponged by them
was me
it was funny but also
how
JUST JOINED ANOTHER TEAM IN QP ONLY FOR THE FAILED GAME SCREEN TO POP UP
what are you mfers doing
Telling you something
sorry, was @stark bobcat
everyone stop losing and killing yourself with barrels
No
this is part of the Sex Atoma now
if anyone here a shitposter make the obvious joke about "can you you believe it guys? arbite is in a week"
I would but I lack the brainpower to do it
boomsoundeffect.mp4

Isnt that Arbite update also gonna change how progression works too?
Yes
some guy just joined a
havoc 1 party
to try and kidnap it for a havoc 25
mf im here to farm assists
HUH
I feel that
Rune Sword for Zealot. I pretty much think all the power and chain weapons should use the same system.
Bet bunch of people have said that before.
you ping an enemy twice and itll attack that enemy
itll also knock dogs off you and mutants too
wonder if you can command the dog to actively protect you other than pinging, like if theres incoming disablers, they will pounce on them before they get to you
i slept for about2 hours and it felt nice
I feel that
I'm not crazy, right? The game's tutorial does explain coherency doesn't it?
yeah in psykhanium training
A lot of people don't do tutorials
that would explain quite a bit
I thought about not doing the advanced ones
Only cause i had played vermintide 2 and knew a majority of the gameplay plan
it does but not very detailed
I just figured that perhaps the ranged aspect had more shit in the advanced section, so i figured i should do it
the explanation summary is "group up , toughness go up"
I'll be honest with ya though, i really dont even remember what was in the advanced or regular training tutorials
It just blows my mind how someone who clearly just started thinks going 10k miles away from everyone is intelligent yk
advanced teach player to sprint slide to cover while under fire (which is pretty important in darktide)
learn from high school, bullies tough together
I just did like 5 games with this same issue
I pretty much just play darktide like vermintide 2 but with better guns
cue 10 gunners

just leave em be, you got yourselves a frontline live bait 
I will say being a zealot it does make for a nice distraction sometimes
though usually im focused on protecting my friend who im trying to teach the game to
Hey is that Havoc modifier where enemies would randomly create pools of putrid shit on the ground after dying making you gain a million billion corruption per second still around
tbh coherency doesnt do much currently, the regen is disabled when the enemy goes into your melee slot (this mechanic make people angry about it)
no thats season 1, season 2 doesnt have that
No it's moebain 21st for the next 3 weeks atleast
Every 3 weeks swaps in and out a modifier
Thank god that made build variety so limited
Fair enough, its moreso just a pain when they go down or get pinned and then wonder why you cant get to em
""skilled "" player tend to stick around in higher difficulty
Yeah, my friend just isnt really ready for higher than Malice just yet
if its like heresy below , dont bother 
its tragic
Is the game's ping really wonky at the moment?
wasnt a few minutes ago when i was playing
E
F
the game has terrible netcode which might come off as a ping problem
it really is pretty bad
Standard Edition: $11.99 / €11.99
Deluxe Edition: $18.99 / €18.99
Cosmetic Upgrade (Upgrade to Deluxe): $7.99 / €7.99
Thank you boss
youre forced to do it for your first character though lol
We buying all DLCs

#darktide-driptide message
That shotgun and coat 
I need it if it drops on release
Cant say I like the shotgun skin the much compared to the deluxe skin
I really really like the deluxe weapon skins

ahem
Go on
me during the tutorial

Hopefully in another year we'll get a beastman class
To answer both questions, yes my fren.
I know someone said there was some goliath human that could maybe be a class, i did look their models up
But
Felinid class SOON(TM)
Ya'll ever seen that really old double dragon movie?
i know about the games but never played em
Abhumans*
There is a movie?!
I just imagine a Goliath human lookin like Bo Abobo, from the movie lol
From 1994
I searched that, ew
It's not as handsome as ogryn
Lol he only looks like that cause the main bad guy juiced him up with a serum
He was originally a regular street thug
Ogly AND needs steroids to be strong? Ogyn superior in every way
Lol
i wonder if bane from arkham asylum would win against an ogryn (with venom)
probably
Hello, new player here. I saw that there is apparently going to be an update on the 23rd for new players to make the story easier to follow? Should I wait for that or would I be alright if I play now.
Maybe absolute bane
yeah no you should be fine to play now
Since bane in the arkham games gets his ass beat by a normal batman
batman is kinda crazy though
Alrigty. Thank you
Yeah, of a mortal can kick Bane's butt, the Orgyn can manhandle the one who break bats
maybe...
Maybe indeed
Depends did Bane take the Ogryns rations? If so Bane's getting folded like a lawn chair
according to vsbattles yeah, the ogryn would win
ogryn beats the whole DCU and MCU cant change my mind
thanos with the heart of the universe: (dies somehow)
In a fight right... right?
there are some things in life you arent supposed to question
everything... everything
In Warhammer, what is the most powerful normal-human army?
ogryn with a well placed rock neg diffs batmans rogues gallery
i keep reading the comic like it's a manga/(censored)
Chaos Daemons and Tyranids are both able to end the whole galaxy completely. Orks could.
"normal-human"
"well you see, chaos daemons..."
Close enough just round up
Ahh that stinks :s
I read non human the first time
a viable excuse, i'll accept it
probably catachans. if you mean NO augmentations probably just basic imperium army's.
I think you don't got my question, I'm not asking the strongest armies in the setting, was asking among the humans that are not augmented like astartes, who are best of the best
basic humans die quicker then milk spoils in warhammer
does an ogryn count as a non-augmented human
Isn't there human armies that are super elite in Terra?
Orgyn is superior, so for fairness they don't count (but they should and they slap the competition)

i think they are GMO humans, theyre still all flesh and blood but gene-modified for a purpose
That's not a good question because even the imperial guard have augments. Anti aging, mechanical limbs being replaced, vat baby clone armies, steroids, abhumans, the list goes on.
not that i know of. i believe that there are some regiments that come from terra but i don't believe there much different from the rest
Psyker would be the top
The old Hundred.
Like the Lucifer Black
30k has an imperial guard equivalent that sucked a little less than the guard does now
The weapon model does look really nice but the colour could have been different maybe a black or blue skin similar to the coat set
yeah 30k imperial guard was AWESOME but they have been dead for 10k years lol
Yep just doesnt really fit a red weapon on black fit
Looks out of place
There's the tempestus scions. They're elite for the guard. And the paratrooper regiment thing that has jetpacks. Elysians?
But the elysians get BODIED for being cool enough to have both jetpacks and LASER FAMAS
i dont get why the mechanicus or anyone else is pushing to improve imperial armies. space marines and custodes are good enough
If he meant Terran Guardsmen that are elite. It's the Old Hundred like the Lucifer Black.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Old_Hundred
No they're not 
For most of 40k the vibe was the imperium cannot make new technology. Cawl was the first person to make something new with the Primaris and the equipment surrounding them.
how are humans not already dead lol
Too big and just like roman empire to stubborn and lucky to die yet
it takes time to all die
reproduce fast and kill everything that isn't human they see
aren't the vast majority of planets undefended and have pretty much no military force
reproduce and reduce, repeat
a lot in common with tyranids except humans suck 
Humanity already controls the galaxy. The imperium kills more humans than xenos and chaos combined. It is the only thing stopping humanity from destroying everything else in the galaxy and living in peace.
They most time have the PDF still
can NO ONE at least slightly improve the imperial guard kit
you can if you dont get caught hehe
just slightly
No and as a matter of fact it should be worse. The imperial guard should have feudal levies with spears and laslocks and chainmail.
oh hell yeah
They got the Rogal Dorn tank not so long ago, and in lore one of the Plasma tank is 'newer'.
But in RL the IG is meant to be WW2 combined arms
Cawl too busy being 🫃 and an Astartes simp on top of a lot of the members of the Mechanicus believing invention and improvement like such to be heretical (not all but way too many)
machine spirit needs consent ok
I love when people in the setting gotta fight with feudal levels of tech it's funny
Speaking of, in an old imperial armour book, GW statted the land raider as having less steel equivalent armor than a sherman tank. A terrible tank that was known for blowing up.
In the grim dark future, the humble spear still is used in war (it has a warhead in the top because boom is Cool)
A warhead or a melta tip
humans are too busy praying, trawling sewage for food, making corpse starch, and gawking over space marines to improve anything
Shock mauls being just electrified maces is also silly
Shock, Poison, Krak, Frag, Inferno, Plasma and Melta
Hopium of the day: that will be the new Vet weapon, you must believe
we still have imperial guards with lance and horses hell yeah
Yup
Yup
Legit the reason my knights are staying retired is because feudal world levied are what I want with them. I've seen the art. I want this Escaflowne ahh army to stomp around the table while little guys take objectives and get murdered
Yep
🗣️ yup
I'm sure a lot of penal colonies end up with feudal weapons but like... more? More feudal weapons please
Waiter! Waiter! Halberdiers please
Penal regiments usually get stuff like beat up lasguns or autoguns, like what the last chancers get
"i want feudal stuff in warhammer 40k!"
"we already have that at home"
that at home: (warhammer fantasy)
They should enjoy a fancy blunt weapon
I hate Warhammer Fantasy
Iirc the death guard uses power scythes
Boring ass setting
Also GW has taken out the Mordian Iron Guard and done nothing with them. Dress uniforms, lasfire volleys, bayonets and cavalry and artillery. Make me use rank and flank in a skirmish game I HATE MYSELF
I want regular ones made out of worm riddled balsa wood
warhammer fantasy is so mid and under-developed
oh no im sorry
Dipshit take
This is my que to go sleep, gnight folks
It's more fun to pit low-tech losers against lasguns and worse and see how much they still get done
Issue with Fantasy is GW murdered it before developing it (End times to age of shitmar)
Owned for your clown crimes
Age of sigmar seems to be doing well
Mordheim city of the damned was peak fantasy
i would like to formally apologize for pissing off all 13 warhammer fantasy fans
12
Anime pfp being wrong again. WHFB has tons of developed lore and was written in for decades. It wasn't selling at all, and now Age of Sigmar has really turned into great Warhammer. The setting, models, rules, characters are all top tier. GUNNAR BRAND RAAAAH.
did the 13th die of a heart attack?
Charles got into knitting and left the fandom 3 weeks ago
Warhammer Fantasy is for actual medieval nerds from what I've seen. Which is terribly niche and mostly filled with the least tolerable people you can possible fathom in such a prestigious nerdscape of elitism and dumb debates much worse than that of 40k's mass crop of moron apex redditors that you can generally avoid
He was the last tomb kings fan too
lmfao
based
the sad part is the tomb kings are awesome i love them in TWW3
When Arbites drops, no one's going to be playing Ogryn, and tanking all the damage so everyone else can enjoy the new class.
Looks like I'll need to step up.
Play ogryn for us

Both communities are ass is what I'm hearing
Aka truth nuke
You are blind if you believe my pfp is anime.
Tons of developed lore that was ignored, retconned or crushed by the end times.
Age of Sigmar had a rookie start for a reason and I still see it as nonsensical attempt to 40kfy the setting, which is why despite 'doing well' it's not even close to pre age of Sigmar numbers
I'm gonna play a joke character Arbites before making a serious and hot one
Live 80% dr reaction
If the female Arbites isn't top tier goon material I'm gonna flip
im ready for a delay
Yeah
just one is somehow like concentrated chlorine vs the other just being the heavy stench of a summer cooked dumpster on average
Female?
Both have aura. By that I mean the pestilence effect from halo reach
Shared bodytypes are still a thing for cosmetics, don't expect much
Who said that
Is someone there
I'm gonna make an old man and I'm gonna make him hot
I’ll shit in Their mailboxes if they do
Swedes don’t have mailboxes
i think you're playing the wrong game for that
hatsune miku x warhammer darktide crossover when?
Wrong! Scab trapper
ZAMN
TRUE!!!!
I wonder if the arbites ever talk about their dogs
Arbites embargo drops on thursday
she's so excited and enthusiastic
Says who
Age of Sigmar is at 30% of the miniature sales. It's the second biggest product behind 40k. Everything else is smaller than it, HH, ToW, LotR, specialist games.
40k is still larger by far. But to give you an idea, when WHFB was canned, that whole line sold less models than the Space Marine Tactical Squad box.
Nyeh heh heh heh
Trapper for the heretic and Hadron for the loyalists
the NDA expiration date
Everyone is happy
Says who
that...i dont know
Brahma, Zola, Sefoni, Hadron, scab trapper, Rinda
was hoping you wouldnt ask harder
judging from the new launcher art it looks like the dogs are entirely gutted and replaced with mechanical parts. i highly doubt they do anything else but kill
i'd be afraid of them
Sometimes Mazosi
Is there a place to report bugs/eerors?
Oh yeah Brahms is hot too
wonder what trapper scent is like
Im pretty sure mr e wasnt supposed to tell the embargo date
And I'm not even that big on hags
ooo
Now please check sales before age of sigmar for the end times.
A year before to be precise (since gw had a year with a single release and the setting was fizzling out because of it)
But she's definitely sugar mommy material fr
I'm a huge fan of hags
They said the dogs have cosmetics that let you choose how robot they are, think they even said it can be almost entirely not robotic
This is ridiculous, nothing about this is mature at all lmao
I love hags and unconventional women
I love being a FREAK 👅
Mister E.
I think in the dog dev blog they said they made 3 different kinds of sounds for the dogs to signify how robotic they are
Did they not
Holy shit dog origin story
your mother fits that profile pretty well
thanks for leaving out Dukane for me
Let's fucking go
im sorry
Thank goodness she is loved 😌
I wonder if the dogs will get a voice locked behind if they grew up in a kennel or not
I mentioned her later
it would be cool if choosing the mean arbites makes your dog more vicious
Age of Sigmar was released after End Times. Get your shit together and go to therapy.
Dukane this, Dukane that
Morrow 😍
this bf guy isnt very nice
Dukane more like Deez Knuts
Read the sentence
delete that
Morrow x Melk toxic yaoi
I’m pretty sure in that extended gameplay trailer the dogs looked different, think one had a robot leg where another did not
You entirely misread that
no, slobber harder
OLD ASS MAN TOXIC YAOI
im giving your mother all the love (i have sex with your mother)
Askng someone to go to therapy over the age of sigmar release time get a grip
I think it’s more the more robotic the dog the more robotic its bark sounds not exactly a different dark
That's great man proud of you
Bark


They didn’t even read the comment right
yeah like when you put on a gas mask
Scared the darktide out of me
Typical Fat Shark L
I'm sure you can customize your dog to have more or less flesh but the brain of a dog is still gonna be in it
yeah the nervous system is always there
bark
Fat Shark? More like Fart Shark
Making the Mastiff sound menacing enough wasn’t the only challenge! Due to the cyborg
enhancements, a Cyber-Mastiff can sound more or less robotic, and this depends on what
cosmetics the player equips on their dog. This led to the Sound Design team making three
separate ‘voices’ for the Cyber-Mastiff: a fully ‘natural’ voice, a fully robotic one, and one in
between.
Agagagagaga
Only one dog matters
yip yip yip 🐶
booooof baaaark baaaaaaark
Dawg wit the autotune
e-
me want to give dogo treat
SoundCloud rapper dog
the dog girls need to know peace
Bork Bork Nom Nom is the only acceptable nane
With Princess been the second one

Akon sounding ass dog
i thought the dogs being more mechanical would be cannon. a police dog trying to assist a strike team would get turned into red paste within a minute of fighting
First one to kill that sniper gets a Scooby snack!
give monster energy drink, is both
Yeah, WHFB was not selling, for years before end times. It was failing and GW didn't have anything else to do about it.
Age of Sigmar turned out to make fantasy wargaming a relevant thing, and it's selling more than all non-warhammer miniature games. Warhammer is just that much bigger than everything else. And AoS is a healthy game that sells well.
So would most strike teams
yeah thats true
Arbideez nuts
Dietz nuts
Dog bomb will nice
the people who are bothered by mispronunciations are going CRAZY with that joke
5 more days of work
anyone else playing wit they arbite rn?
Then the dlc drops
you work weekends? i get paid for weekends and dont work
Damn my Gamepass runs out in two days...
May have to take that day off for the Arbites
I work at Walmart
😔
I swear you edited his lips to make it look more juicy
i work for the canadian armed forces
Well there ya go
Do you think the Imperium supports bbls?
youre seeing things
salary work has its perks
HOLY FUCK IM ORANG
yeah I see juicy Arbites lips
arbite lipbite
I think its more of a red
can't believe this is the message that got you the role
Gw didn't do anything for it*
Now please check the net gains from the ip of fantasy for lets say 2015, now compare it to current age of sigmar
Your claim isn't wrong, it's the second biggest ip GW has, but it's clearly a claim for investors after their gamble didn't pay off. To this day age of sigmar is not making half of what old end times was as an ip, before their odd hiatus of content for it, the golden age
what lip balm he using though
some horny ass magos biologus does
It's actually perfect
why wouldnt they?
corpsefat vaseline
I will choose the meanest arbites
"The bigger gluteus maximus will ensure the infantry will run faster and longer, and will have more carrying capacity overall. Trust me, I'm a Magos Biologis"
AoS is still quite successful business wise
I will name him hades and the dog Cerberus
AoS has Ossiarch in it so it makes me happy
Yes, it's a net gain compared to the death of End times whichbis what we had for 2 years
But it's still not surpased what it killed during it's peak
if the imperium of man doesn't support bbls and pounding tortas don't count me in
Maybe it will whenever they start selling to the mobile market again

Tacticus as memeable as it is seems to be huge revenue for 40k
Do you have stats backing that? Cause the only time I've seen people say that were ones who were coping
AOS didnt kill fantasy, lack of perceived interest did
I'm pretty sure we still have 2 of the investors meeting reports from 2012-2015
Storm of Chaos (1st time they tried to kill BF) had no plans for another fantasy setting iirc.
Just shifting fully onto 40k
my friend didnt know what the ossiarchs were loosely based on and thought their leader was speaking with a spanish accent
dude played league of legends and didnt recognize how similar the accent was to pantheon
Lack of doing anything with the setting, you can't be on the end times forever and that fatigue is very noticeable when across a decade there's only 2-3 big events
The setting needed a reboot, like 40k had with the fall of cadia
Well, to be fair, the fall of Cadia and the End Times are pretty different levels of reboot
Yes.
All I keep reading in the investor reports is increasing share prices, dividends, and successful growth. And GW is at their highest than they've ever been. And a part of that is Age of Sigmar.
Interestingly GW has the 2014 and 2015 reports...it shows growth after deleting WHFB.
People weren't expecting the setting to just end
I guess you could say the times have ended
It didn't help that at the time GW was also making and selling the Lord of the Rings game. That was also out-selling WHFB.
That's how I remember it too
I do wonder how WFB is selling today now that its back on shelves, I've only ever seen it played maybe once in person
allegedly it's selling quite well, but isn't produced as much as AoS, so difficult to compare
Then again I also barely see AoS being played too
im not even sure id call fall of cadia a reboot, just the first campaign that actually moved the story forward
soft reboot
it was definitely influenced heavily by AOS
At the FLGS I attend, TOW is smallest out of the Warhammer games. But one town over it's that FLGS' second biggest product because that owner supports it with a campaign.
wonder if people still played warhammer underworlds, was a nice skirmish tabletop
it wasnt till 10th where 40k got a ruleset that felt like it was moving away from copying AOS imo
It shows growth as a new ip, but less than expected as seen in the comments (and the slight stock dip)
When you are a company that big things new products don't flop, they slowdown or don't meet expected growths, specially when it has the new and fresh outputs specially with the books it got people interested in buying into it quick
As for currently most of the growth is 40k related
So we are back to Age of Shitmar and 40k reign within gw
would you call the even bigger campaign surrounding Vashtorr another soft reboot? considering it came just before another big rules change and had even more new models and story beats then cadia?
Brother the influence is still there. I can't wait to make 40k players buy a GHB and have terrain that isn't L shaped ruins and to return the psychic/command/ability phase.
the video game versions of GW side games fail to replicate the most important parts of those games
The blood bowl video games kick ass WHAT
Despite the boycott bloodbowl 3 sold well
It sucked because it was mostly that no matter what mission you went all in the end all you did was beat the other teams ass
Defend the flag just meant beat their ass
Get the most stone meant beat their ass
Boycott? What for?
yeah they are both still sharing ideas for sure, but 8th was a blatant redo of the rules to fit the skirmish style of AOS. 10th gave us a more unique spin and added a new direction for 40k
Drama related to tournaments for bloodbowl 2, the dlc/monetization and the art style change from cartoony to gritty
Ahh
That and allegedly reusing assets and reselling them
So things Fatshark does on the daily and no one bats an eye

thats because we are used to obese fish and its quirks
Of course
the "this company sucks but eventually the games they make do the right things so whatever"
Any vets that we'll get a recolor in green of our white, blue, red sets?
Today hotfix with slop sets leaks trust me
Yall should have seen the BS that was how FS monetized War of the Roses/Vikings. They used to monetize the whole armory of weapons and armor for your characters in those games before they failed and pulled the plug.
Now you can't play those games at all. And there is no plan to rerelease them with independent servers.
Understandably, FS wants to bury them so no one can find the corpse 

