#general-chat

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formal wharf
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stage 1

lament vault
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its funny how the PDF armies are less geared than the Warhammer tax collectors

lethal solstice
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They aren’t collectors

thorny cave
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that fuckin sucks lol

lethal solstice
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Just enforcers

lament vault
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I know

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its just more funny put that way

thorny cave
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Gotts stop smashing your sticks in lol I did that with a controller on DT when I first started playing

formal wharf
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although this one lasted decently long

thorny cave
formal wharf
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like 4 or 5 months

formal wharf
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their warantees are so bad and annoying to process

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their shitty people

thorny cave
lethal solstice
formal wharf
thorny cave
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Planned obsolescnes baby lol

delicate vapor
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Starving

thorny cave
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Reaplacing them looks alot more difficult then what people say too

lethal solstice
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It’s usually easier than it looks

formal wharf
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idk if its possible for me to plug a keyboard and mouse in considering my current setul

thorny cave
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Yeahhh Im not taking my chances lol

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I can do my PS5 Fan, thats enough for me lol

formal wharf
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keyboard

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i mean

lethal solstice
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But I have some baseline electronics maintenance knowledge which makes me part of the 10%

formal wharf
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nor mousr

bright oyster
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What if shark was slim

formal wharf
bright oyster
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Wow what's the classes?

lament vault
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the rattling is one

south jetty
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Brighttide

elder merlin
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Havoc blows and is too hard

modest flume
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Havoc is fine

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The stability is not

south jetty
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havoc is not worth a single penis typo

elder merlin
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Too hard for me past 20

formal wharf
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so wtf am i supposed to do

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i dont get money in 2 weeks

sleek harness
elder merlin
formal wharf
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i cant play darktide for 2 weeks

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do you understand how horrifying that is

sleek harness
formal wharf
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i wouldnt even wish that on my worst enemy

sleek harness
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Man

formal wharf
south jetty
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I'll play it for you

formal wharf
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now it isnt too bad now but when your playing darktide its gonna get worse extremely quicjly

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within 2 games it will go from stage 1 to stage 4

sleek harness
south jetty
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I need a new keyboard soon I think

formal wharf
sleek harness
bright oyster
sleek harness
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Must be 1 dollar

south jetty
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I made my $20 last 6 years so far

elder merlin
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From what i have gathered of our time with @inland mantle and @fast cosmos is that they are insane and crave punishment

formal wharf
elder merlin
inland mantle
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I do love h40s

elder merlin
sleek harness
elder merlin
sleek harness
formal wharf
bright oyster
formal wharf
sleek harness
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Remove bat from batman

elder merlin
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Anything past 20 is too much for me in terms of havoc

formal wharf
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then say man

inland mantle
sleek harness
formal wharf
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thats what you are

sleek harness
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Tou should change your name to Mam now

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For the funny

fast cosmos
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havoc 40 is a drug

formal wharf
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you gluttony riddled nurgling

sleek harness
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Doesn't even know my species

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Laugh at this man

south jetty
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poop beast

elder merlin
sleek harness
south jetty
formal wharf
elder merlin
formal wharf
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titanfall 3 confirmed

sleek harness
inland mantle
delicate vapor
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yeah, I'm man

formal wharf
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this clearly shows it releases tommorow

sleek harness
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You just lie

south jetty
sleek harness
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Look at me

fast cosmos
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Skaven have lips.

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idiot.

sleek harness
sleek harness
south jetty
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rat lips

formal wharf
sleek harness
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Are you saying that all skavens are the same?

elder merlin
sleek harness
south jetty
fast cosmos
formal wharf
sleek harness
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PAUL WHAT THE HECK

formal wharf
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box of death

south jetty
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are you ready to face your doom, beast?

zinc marsh
# fast cosmos havoc 40 is a drug

We talking the funny leaf type or the "this grain of sand will haunt you with ants for the next 10 hours but you can smoke phantom cigarettes" type?

elder merlin
sleek harness
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You don't know my location

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Dumbass

south jetty
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You never know

formal wharf
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on earth

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in a country

south jetty
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🌎 found you

elder merlin
formal wharf
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in a house

south jetty
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fucker

formal wharf
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ez

twilit birch
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Would anyone be open to making a group to try for hard mode twins?

sleek harness
south jetty
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yeah you're hiding on it

sleek harness
formal wharf
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can we commit exterminatus on earth just to get foolish skaven

south jetty
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i know what you are

formal wharf
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call the inquisition

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say theres like a single tryanid on earth

sleek harness
formal wharf
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or smthin

sleek harness
zinc marsh
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Commit exterminates on my bronchitis pls

formal wharf
sleek harness
formal wharf
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if a tryanid managed to get into the emperors palace they would kill everyone including big e except the tryanid

formal wharf
sleek harness
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I know

formal wharf
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ok i need to know

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is it just me or is mustard like S tier

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especially on hot dogs

lethal solstice
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Good mustard is amazing

bright oyster
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Man moment

formal wharf
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literally humanitys greatest invention

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tomato sauce is overrated

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and boring

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and not even that good tasting

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if i had to i would go for bbq instead

upbeat turtle
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is it normal is nurglings start coming out of your pubic pimples

zinc marsh
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Good mustard is infact goated

formal wharf
formal wharf
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bro thought he was slick pretending to be a primarch

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you are NOT alpharius

upbeat turtle
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and i am NOT wolfer

bright oyster
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Nah dawg you're good G

upbeat turtle
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my penis is at least 2 feet long mind you

zinc marsh
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Dude he can't be alpharius, it's my dog's turn to be alpharius

formal wharf
bright oyster
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Keep on thugging

formal wharf
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therefore i conclude we destroy france

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and then birmingham

upbeat turtle
formal wharf
upbeat turtle
sleek harness
upbeat turtle
upbeat turtle
upbeat turtle
sleek harness
upbeat turtle
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i cannot be silenced

formal wharf
sleek harness
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To measure

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Who's foot though

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Do you know the history?

arctic escarp
upbeat turtle
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it was donkey kong

upbeat turtle
urban beacon
weak beacon
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I haven’t played darktide in a while is there anything good in the slop shop? I’m curious

zinc marsh
sleek harness
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Armor

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Sexy

weak beacon
south jetty
upbeat turtle
weak beacon
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Oh no

upbeat turtle
sleek harness
south jetty
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I'm an expert on penis and balls references

zinc marsh
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I don't think tzeentch knows why you said that

sleek harness
delicate vapor
sleek harness
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I will write that down

south jetty
plain falcon
sleek harness
south jetty
sleek harness
south jetty
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That got nothing to do with it!!!!

sleek harness
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You like both man and girl

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Basically gay plus

south jetty
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be back later I'm gonna let the Flexeril do it's thing

zinc marsh
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I'm sorry but you can't be in the kitchen if you are pan

upbeat turtle
upbeat turtle
upbeat turtle
zinc marsh
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Its still a fucking thunder hammer

upbeat turtle
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yeah and i’m 12 feet tall

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with a longer hammer

zinc marsh
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And it's going straight to your lightning rod and capacitors

upbeat turtle
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hey here’s an idea

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what would happen if 2 thunder hammers hit eachother

zinc marsh
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Yoda would immediately throw his rooster between them

upbeat turtle
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the who

upbeat turtle
jovial pine
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glorp

delicate vapor
jovial pine
delicate vapor
thorny cave
weak beacon
bright oyster
simple drum
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The meat pounder

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The “Tenderizer”

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They need to make a Mark version for tenderizer hammers

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Hammers with lil spikes for making tender Ogryn Dog stew

placid wolf
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I want the mobian armor but nobody will let me join their Havoc parties and I have too much social anxiety to join a VC here

modest flume
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Havoc is doable without VC

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The problem is that shit is so unstable, VC won't help KEKW_ogryn

placid wolf
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No random parties let me play with them

orchid sigil
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Be a chad play alone

placid wolf
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Everyone declines my requests because I havent played Havoc before

coarse tree
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You just need to do matches for that one I think

modest flume
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oh well I'll take you, idc

placid wolf
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Ive been level 30 for a long time on my Veteran and (I think) she is well built

modest flume
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If you play aurics on the daily then you'll adjust to Havoc

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If you don't, then it may be a bit of a shock

placid wolf
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I can play Havocs fine

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I think ive played like

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4-5 missions and handled them well

modest flume
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What's your Havoc level at ATM?

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Your assignment level I mean

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Your current assignment

placid wolf
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1

modest flume
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o

placid wolf
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Which is why nobody lets me join them

modest flume
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Well we need to get you an Auric Maelstrom done

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So you'll jump to 16

placid wolf
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Ive done those in the past

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I didnt know they effect havoc

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I’m mostly a casual 3-5 player

modest flume
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Then we do an Auric Maelstrom for you chadgryn

placid wolf
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However I can handle my own… I think

placid wolf
modest flume
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Add me in-game via my friendcode and let's go

placid wolf
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Where do I find that?

modest flume
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The number in my name is my friend code

placid wolf
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I see

modest flume
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In the Social menu, there is a prompt called "Find Player"

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Enter my number in that window

placid wolf
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Rq can you give some input on my character’s build before we start?

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So I know if she’s well done or I’m a nitwit

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I’m not good at % based progression

delicate vapor
placid wolf
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FR sent

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@modest flume sorry discussing builds w me is like speaking to a neanderthal

modest flume
placid wolf
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My strength lies in the mechanical side of the game, all the numbers and menus makes my brain go numb 😭

jovial pine
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Neanderthals were smart

modest flume
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No worries, it's not as complicated as it looks or sounds

placid wolf
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Ive just been looking at it like

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Bigger number = better gun

grizzled plover
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goatman class june 23rd yayy

placid wolf
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Are you able to see my talent tree with your mod btw?

thorny cave
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Time to play vermintide 2

modest flume
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Yeh

thorny cave
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Haven’t done that new mission yet

placid wolf
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Personally I just use VoC because I really like the voicelines

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However its a good & reliable skill in my experience

modest flume
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It's a very good skill, one of the best

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I also use it for the voicelines lol

placid wolf
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My best weapons are my lasgun and bistol

modest flume
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Here I'll DM

south jetty
placid wolf
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Will be more efficient, I came to the server because chatting in game is hard on controller

south jetty
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my back hurt

upbeat turtle
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old ass

south jetty
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yeah

placid wolf
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My everything hurts all the time

south jetty
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usually my back hurts because it's built defective but today it hurts because I lifted something wrong

upbeat turtle
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i was gonna do the look at grandpa over here but but i feel like that’s punching down

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and hypocritical

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(i have bad back aswell)

jovial pine
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look at grandpa over here GanyuHehe_GM

placid wolf
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Im young

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I just have back problems cus I have shrimp posture

inland mantle
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A true gamer 🫡

jovial pine
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get a standing desk

delicate vapor
jovial pine
round mica
whole dome
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where muh arbites cookies

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im hungry

clear spoke
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guys i got called my first slur on darktide 🥳

jovial pine
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(never.sticker.webp)

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ainz didnt say "sorry" to that one

digital tundra
karmic forge
clear spoke
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i was playing damnation

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literally not even 10 games into damnation

round mica
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why is the penance menu one of the worst things mankind has ever created

jovial pine
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no idea. there's a mod that improves it

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i think it adds a search

fiery wave
jovial pine
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that is a dire slur

round mica
clear spoke
round mica
jovial pine
round mica
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why is it so hard to add a search menu

jovial pine
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Main features:
List of "Recently Completed" penances
Expand sub-penance tasks to display description, progress, and even child penances.
Inspect all rewards (Including an all new inspect screen for trinkets, insignias and portraits)

clear spoke
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new penance just dropped "run the game above 120 fps"

jovial pine
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that's easy with frame gen ArtistProud

fiery wave
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Go into game... 20 fps says hi in H40.

tawny grail
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120 is a pretty decent sweet spot

jovial pine
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300 fps to 110 fps (with frame gen) is pretty normal in this game

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300 at the very beginning

clear spoke
tawny grail
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I keep it capped at 120 for better frame pacing

fiery wave
clear spoke
fiery wave
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Anything spawns and there she goes.

clear spoke
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no you dont understand

jovial pine
clear spoke
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we need more texture on ogryns feet

tawny grail
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Libel and slander

stark bobcat
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yes

clear spoke
jovial pine
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your cpu perhaps

spare lynx
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Veteran: I wish the maps rotated quicker
Ogryn: I'd get dizzy

clear spoke
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guys im gonna do something VERY original

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so like im gonna make a new operator

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pick psyker

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and then name him richtofen

tawny grail
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idgi

clear spoke
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never heard of

arctic escarp
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congrats

jovial pine
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maybe richtofen is psychic

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i dont know cod very well

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stopped caring very much after and including ghosts

round mica
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why do the people on auric maelstrom have an average iq of 12

tawny grail
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Lots of new players from the deep Skulls sales?

round mica
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i feel like as a whole i was doing better 2 months ago

clear spoke
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is space marine 2 any good?

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i want more warhammer

round mica
tawny grail
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It's okay
It doesn't have that special something Darktide is full of

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But it's 40K and it's pretty

round mica
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the combat is entirely diff

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i really didnt like it

clear spoke
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i just like the warhammer lore alot

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i want more

tawny grail
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As a vehicle for 40K eye candy it's pretty great
It's not a bad game per se, I just didn't care for it

halcyon pebble
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It's not confusing KEKW_ogryn

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And not a lot of death

round mica
vestal mantle
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So wait... I dont get smth... I hit trust 8. Did I unlock smth?

modest flume
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Yes

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8 levels of trust

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22 more to go

vestal mantle
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No I mean I got a cutscene so smth unlocked but I dunno what

modest flume
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That's what you unlocked, yes

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A cutscene because you reached 8

icy elk
vestal mantle
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I guess with my weapons at 100 rating I should start level 2 missions

fiery wave
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It's honestly videogame journalist difficulty.

vestal mantle
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Yea but I was kinda uncertain. I dont play many shooters

fiery wave
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Ah.

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You will find diff 2 to generally be the same in all honesty. 3 is when you can feel the diff on.

slow canyon
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also huh... havoc 40 gave so many mats?

fiery wave
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You do it for a month and set for awhile.

slow canyon
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welp that issues been fixed

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time to farm 100 games on zealot

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(23 more)

fiery wave
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Is why the joke is I have no dockets.

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They seem to be missing at least 2 0s on the docket count.

vestal mantle
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I mean so far the only thing I learned while playing as the veteran is Im really good at killing any special that is not the mutant

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Because he spawns just out of my sight and I get blindsided

fiery wave
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And you should melee him after playing el toro with him.

slow canyon
# fiery wave XD

the PIECE OF SHIT gave me enough shields to hit level 18 before a defence 60

fiery wave
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XD

slow canyon
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still funny to me the waste stat on a SHIELD is defence

fiery wave
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GL with ripper and plasma.

vestal mantle
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Well on the plus side...

slow canyon
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(until arbites)

vestal mantle
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Chicken and bacon ranch pizza

slow canyon
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62/62 weapon achievements acquired

vestal mantle
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Im off tomm so prolly play more then

fiery wave
slow canyon
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not a ripper though

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its just my luck with ogrynn that was shit

fiery wave
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Ah.

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I rolled a 66 ammo... but the other stat kills me.

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It takes from both the meh stats but OCD lul.

slow canyon
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why does ripper want 66 ammo?

jovial pine
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that's it, im getting on sedition

west urchin
# slow canyon why does ripper want 66 ammo?

ripper has cavalcade as a blessing, +5 crit chance for every 10% of mag spent during continuous fire, stacks 5 times. mag size makes it so every burst gives a stack, synergizes with flechette (+6 bleed on crit up to 16 stacks) and like all the right side gungryn crit talents

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there's a build guide somewhere for it, i'm not good at explaining stuff

restive edge
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You know how the new Arbites has stagger buffs?

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Smite has that little bit of stagger aoe and doesn't knock enemies

thick fog
round mica
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do the arbite dogs still have a brain or is it replaced with something mechanical

restive edge
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Psyker/Arbites team might be very strong in the future

fast cosmos
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gamin so hard i got a MIGRAINE

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GOT DAMN

elder merlin
marsh iris
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Next Week

wary nimbus
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Do I max out my grenade launcher or do I consecrate my slab shield + maul

south jetty
marsh iris
south jetty
slow canyon
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why did discord remove the inbox thing...

inland mantle
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I ate it mb

fast cosmos
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the real warhammer experience

feral nacelle
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Haven't played warhammer for 1 day im tweakingstaregryn

marsh iris
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and we are still rejects

feral nacelle
inland mantle
fast cosmos
rich jasper
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Probably a dumb question, is there a reason my mission rewards have been the same weapon like 5 times in a row?

simple drum
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Cuz ur a freekin WANKA AND THATS META NOW USE IT

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i dont know

smoky moth
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emperor wills it

rich jasper
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damnit fine

simple drum
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What weapon is it

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Sacrifice it

rich jasper
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Duelling Sword

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time to go pokie pokie i guess

south jetty
simple drum
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Oh damn i only ever got 1 that i bought

weary pilot
minor narwhal
solid isle
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does verifying files remove mods?

fast cosmos
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no

marsh iris
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you do need to run the mod patcher exe again afterward

solid isle
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thanks!

slow canyon
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nvm misread the penance

marsh iris
south jetty
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an ogryn just killed the entire team with barrels, failed to save one person from falling off an edge by just giving up on picking them last second then picked up the other one only them to get obliterated immediately, then got surrounded by crushers and died lul

stark bobcat
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sorry

south jetty
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that mfer hit every barrel and got pingponged by them

stark bobcat
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was me

south jetty
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it was funny but also

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how

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JUST JOINED ANOTHER TEAM IN QP ONLY FOR THE FAILED GAME SCREEN TO POP UP

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what are you mfers doing

inland mantle
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Telling you something

marsh iris
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join chaos

inland mantle
misty trench
south jetty
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everyone stop losing and killing yourself with barrels

inland mantle
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No

south jetty
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this is part of the Sex Atoma now

outer jasper
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if anyone here a shitposter make the obvious joke about "can you you believe it guys? arbite is in a week"

marsh iris
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sexmates next week

jovial pine
outer jasper
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I would but I lack the brainpower to do it

weary pilot
thick coyote
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Lexmaniacs in a week

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Can you believe it

inland mantle
marsh iris
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boomsoundeffect.mp4

elder merlin
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Isnt that Arbite update also gonna change how progression works too?

inland mantle
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Yes

slow canyon
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some guy just joined a

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havoc 1 party

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to try and kidnap it for a havoc 25

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mf im here to farm assists

south jetty
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HUH

marsh iris
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maybe he thought he wants to bring you guys to clearance 25

upper citrus
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Party finder third world problems

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The dog will bring quickplay to havoc

tawny grail
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Did you win

elder merlin
viral vapor
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Rune Sword for Zealot. I pretty much think all the power and chain weapons should use the same system.

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Bet bunch of people have said that before.

upbeat turtle
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you ping an enemy twice and itll attack that enemy

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itll also knock dogs off you and mutants too

marsh iris
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wonder if you can command the dog to actively protect you other than pinging, like if theres incoming disablers, they will pounce on them before they get to you

south jetty
marsh iris
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but leave the trapper, let me pounce them

south jetty
digital tundra
elder merlin
round mica
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I'm not crazy, right? The game's tutorial does explain coherency doesn't it?

marsh iris
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yeah in psykhanium training

round mica
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just checking

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some people, man 😭

arctic shoal
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A lot of people don't do tutorials

round mica
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that would explain quite a bit

elder merlin
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I thought about not doing the advanced ones

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Only cause i had played vermintide 2 and knew a majority of the gameplay plan

halcyon pebble
elder merlin
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I just figured that perhaps the ranged aspect had more shit in the advanced section, so i figured i should do it

halcyon pebble
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KEKW_ogryn the explanation summary is "group up , toughness go up"

elder merlin
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I'll be honest with ya though, i really dont even remember what was in the advanced or regular training tutorials

round mica
halcyon pebble
marsh iris
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learn from high school, bullies tough together

round mica
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I just did like 5 games with this same issue

elder merlin
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I pretty much just play darktide like vermintide 2 but with better guns

halcyon pebble
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KEKW_ogryn cue 10 gunners

elder merlin
halcyon pebble
round mica
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though usually im focused on protecting my friend who im trying to teach the game to

vivid badger
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Hey is that Havoc modifier where enemies would randomly create pools of putrid shit on the ground after dying making you gain a million billion corruption per second still around

halcyon pebble
halcyon pebble
inland mantle
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Every 3 weeks swaps in and out a modifier

vivid badger
round mica
halcyon pebble
round mica
halcyon pebble
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if its like heresy below , dont bother KEKW_ogryn

round mica
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its tragic

last lake
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Is the game's ping really wonky at the moment?

round mica
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wasnt a few minutes ago when i was playing

halcyon glen
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E

inland mantle
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F

round mica
jovial pine
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it really is pretty bad

frosty glacier
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Arbites dlc is 12 bucks right

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Or, will be

inland mantle
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Standard Edition: $11.99 / €11.99

Deluxe Edition: $18.99 / €18.99

Cosmetic Upgrade (Upgrade to Deluxe): $7.99 / €7.99

frosty glacier
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Thank you boss

slow canyon
inland mantle
thick fog
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And then buy the leaked commodore stuff

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40$ dropped from the wallet chadgryn

slow canyon
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where do I see that

thick fog
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That shotgun and coat staregryn
I need it if it drops on release

slow canyon
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yup

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im

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buying that coat

inland mantle
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Cant say I like the shotgun skin the much compared to the deluxe skin

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I really really like the deluxe weapon skins

elder merlin
jovial pine
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ahem

inland mantle
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Go on

jovial pine
elder merlin
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Hopefully in another year we'll get a beastman class

inland mantle
marsh iris
#

delayed

nimble glade
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To answer both questions, yes my fren.

elder merlin
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I know someone said there was some goliath human that could maybe be a class, i did look their models up

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But

lament vault
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Felinid class SOON(TM)

elder merlin
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Ya'll ever seen that really old double dragon movie?

jovial pine
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i know about the games but never played em

nimble glade
lament vault
elder merlin
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I just imagine a Goliath human lookin like Bo Abobo, from the movie lol

elder merlin
lament vault
#

I searched that, ew
It's not as handsome as ogryn

elder merlin
#

He was originally a regular street thug

lament vault
#

Ogly AND needs steroids to be strong? Ogyn superior in every way

elder merlin
#

Lol

jovial pine
#

i wonder if bane from arkham asylum would win against an ogryn (with venom)

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probably

cyan cobalt
#

Hello, new player here. I saw that there is apparently going to be an update on the 23rd for new players to make the story easier to follow? Should I wait for that or would I be alright if I play now.

woven hill
molten matrix
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Since bane in the arkham games gets his ass beat by a normal batman

jovial pine
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batman is kinda crazy though

cyan cobalt
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Alrigty. Thank you

lament vault
#

Yeah, of a mortal can kick Bane's butt, the Orgyn can manhandle the one who break bats

jovial pine
#

maybe...

lament vault
#

Maybe indeed

inland mantle
#

Depends did Bane take the Ogryns rations? If so Bane's getting folded like a lawn chair

jovial pine
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according to vsbattles yeah, the ogryn would win

molten matrix
#

Mind you absolute batman is an unit

round mica
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ogryn beats the whole DCU and MCU cant change my mind

jovial pine
#

thanos with the heart of the universe: (dies somehow)

inland mantle
#

In a fight right... right?

round mica
round mica
lament vault
#

In Warhammer, what is the most powerful normal-human army?

zenith merlin
#

ogryn with a well placed rock neg diffs batmans rogues gallery

jovial pine
#

i keep reading the comic like it's a manga/(censored)

last lake
jovial pine
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"normal-human"

"well you see, chaos daemons..."

inland mantle
#

Close enough just round up

last lake
jovial pine
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a viable excuse, i'll accept it

round mica
lament vault
round mica
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basic humans die quicker then milk spoils in warhammer

jovial pine
#

does an ogryn count as a non-augmented human

lament vault
lament vault
jovial pine
marsh iris
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i think they are GMO humans, theyre still all flesh and blood but gene-modified for a purpose

last lake
round mica
stuck wasp
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Psyker would be the top

stuck wasp
last lake
thick fog
round mica
inland mantle
#

Looks out of place

last lake
#

There's the tempestus scions. They're elite for the guard. And the paratrooper regiment thing that has jetpacks. Elysians?

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But the elysians get BODIED for being cool enough to have both jetpacks and LASER FAMAS

round mica
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i dont get why the mechanicus or anyone else is pushing to improve imperial armies. space marines and custodes are good enough

stuck wasp
south jetty
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No they're not Smug

marsh iris
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30k solar auxilia?

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drip armor ngl

last lake
round mica
lament vault
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Too big and just like roman empire to stubborn and lucky to die yet

jovial pine
#

it takes time to all die

south jetty
#

reproduce fast and kill everything that isn't human they see

round mica
#

aren't the vast majority of planets undefended and have pretty much no military force

marsh iris
#

reproduce and reduce, repeat

south jetty
#

a lot in common with tyranids except humans suck chadgryn

last lake
# round mica how are humans not already dead lol

Humanity already controls the galaxy. The imperium kills more humans than xenos and chaos combined. It is the only thing stopping humanity from destroying everything else in the galaxy and living in peace.

stuck wasp
round mica
#

ok

south jetty
#

Destroying themselves, the xenos, planets, everything they touch dies

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humans.

round mica
#

can NO ONE at least slightly improve the imperial guard kit

marsh iris
#

you can if you dont get caught hehe

round mica
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just slightly

last lake
stuck wasp
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They got the Rogal Dorn tank not so long ago, and in lore one of the Plasma tank is 'newer'.
But in RL the IG is meant to be WW2 combined arms

south jetty
#

Cawl too busy being 🫃 and an Astartes simp on top of a lot of the members of the Mechanicus believing invention and improvement like such to be heretical (not all but way too many)

marsh iris
#

machine spirit needs consent ok

south jetty
last lake
lament vault
scarlet cargo
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A warhead or a melta tip

south jetty
#

humans are too busy praying, trawling sewage for food, making corpse starch, and gawking over space marines to improve anything

south jetty
stuck wasp
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Shock, Poison, Krak, Frag, Inferno, Plasma and Melta

lament vault
marsh iris
#

we still have imperial guards with lance and horses hell yeah

south jetty
#

Yup

lime beacon
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Yup

last lake
lament vault
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Yep

lime beacon
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🗣️ yup

south jetty
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I'm sure a lot of penal colonies end up with feudal weapons but like... more? More feudal weapons please

lime beacon
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Yeah

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I want pitchforks and scythes

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And a wheelbarrow

south jetty
#

Waiter! Waiter! Halberdiers please

scarlet cargo
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Penal regiments usually get stuff like beat up lasguns or autoguns, like what the last chancers get

jovial pine
#

"i want feudal stuff in warhammer 40k!"
"we already have that at home"
that at home: (warhammer fantasy)

south jetty
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They should enjoy a fancy blunt weapon

lament vault
south jetty
#

Boring ass setting

last lake
#

Also GW has taken out the Mordian Iron Guard and done nothing with them. Dress uniforms, lasfire volleys, bayonets and cavalry and artillery. Make me use rank and flank in a skirmish game I HATE MYSELF

lime beacon
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I want regular ones made out of worm riddled balsa wood

round mica
#

warhammer fantasy is so mid and under-developed

lime beacon
#

What the

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MID!??

jovial pine
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oh no im sorry

lament vault
#

This is my que to go sleep, gnight folks

south jetty
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It's more fun to pit low-tech losers against lasguns and worse and see how much they still get done

arctic shoal
#

Issue with Fantasy is GW murdered it before developing it (End times to age of shitmar)

jovial pine
#

it was a joke not a take

south jetty
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Owned for your clown crimes

molten matrix
#

Age of sigmar seems to be doing well

arctic shoal
#

Mordheim city of the damned was peak fantasy

lime beacon
#

To me, sons of sigmar

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For the empire

round mica
lime beacon
#

12

last lake
round mica
lime beacon
#

Charles got into knitting and left the fandom 3 weeks ago

south jetty
#

Warhammer Fantasy is for actual medieval nerds from what I've seen. Which is terribly niche and mostly filled with the least tolerable people you can possible fathom in such a prestigious nerdscape of elitism and dumb debates much worse than that of 40k's mass crop of moron apex redditors that you can generally avoid

lime beacon
#

He was the last tomb kings fan too

round mica
little kettle
#

When Arbites drops, no one's going to be playing Ogryn, and tanking all the damage so everyone else can enjoy the new class.

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Looks like I'll need to step up.

south jetty
#

Play ogryn for us

little kettle
bright oyster
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Aka truth nuke

arctic shoal
south jetty
#

I'm gonna play a joke character Arbites before making a serious and hot one

weary pilot
#

Less than a week

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Are you guys ready

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For the pearl clutching

little kettle
marsh iris
#

im ready for a delay

south jetty
bright oyster
arctic shoal
lime beacon
#

Who said that

little kettle
lime beacon
#

Is someone there

south jetty
#

I'm gonna make an old man and I'm gonna make him hot

weary pilot
marsh iris
#

fem maul hmmm

lime beacon
#

Swedes don’t have mailboxes

jovial pine
south jetty
round mica
#

hatsune miku x warhammer darktide crossover when?

little kettle
#

If I can't make hot ladies I'll make hot men

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Take that, liberals

south jetty
jovial pine
#

ZAMN

little kettle
weary pilot
#

I wonder if the arbites ever talk about their dogs

molten matrix
#

Arbites embargo drops on thursday

marsh iris
#

she's so excited and enthusiastic

weary pilot
last lake
south jetty
#

Nyeh heh heh heh

little kettle
#

Trapper for the heretic and Hadron for the loyalists

jovial pine
little kettle
#

Everyone is happy

weary pilot
jovial pine
#

that...i dont know

south jetty
#

Brahma, Zola, Sefoni, Hadron, scab trapper, Rinda

jovial pine
#

was hoping you wouldnt ask harder

round mica
#

i'd be afraid of them

south jetty
#

Sometimes Mazosi

frosty glacier
#

Is there a place to report bugs/eerors?

little kettle
#

Oh yeah Brahms is hot too

marsh iris
#

wonder what trapper scent is like

molten matrix
little kettle
#

And I'm not even that big on hags

marsh iris
#

ooo

arctic shoal
lime beacon
#

Mmmm

little kettle
#

But she's definitely sugar mommy material fr

south jetty
weary pilot
lime beacon
#

This is ridiculous, nothing about this is mature at all lmao

south jetty
#

I love hags and unconventional women

little kettle
#

I love being a FREAK 👅

south jetty
#

oh how could I forget Dukane she's pretty handsome too

#

yeah

elder oasis
weary pilot
#

I think in the dog dev blog they said they made 3 different kinds of sounds for the dogs to signify how robotic they are

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Did they not

round mica
marsh iris
little kettle
#

Let's fucking go

round mica
#

im sorry

south jetty
little kettle
#

I wonder if the dogs will get a voice locked behind if they grew up in a kennel or not

south jetty
elder oasis
#

it would be cool if choosing the mean arbites makes your dog more vicious

last lake
arctic shoal
#

Dukane this, Dukane that

Morrow 😍

jovial pine
#

this bf guy isnt very nice

little kettle
#

Dukane more like Deez Knuts

marsh iris
south jetty
#

Morrow x Melk toxic yaoi

weary pilot
#

I’m pretty sure in that extended gameplay trailer the dogs looked different, think one had a robot leg where another did not

lethal solstice
south jetty
little kettle
marsh iris
round mica
molten matrix
weary pilot
south jetty
weary pilot
#

Bark

jovial pine
lethal solstice
elder oasis
bright oyster
south jetty
#

I'm sure you can customize your dog to have more or less flesh but the brain of a dog is still gonna be in it

elder oasis
south jetty
#

bark

little kettle
#

Fat Shark? More like Fart Shark

south jetty
weary pilot
#

Making the Mastiff sound menacing enough wasn’t the only challenge! Due to the cyborg
enhancements, a Cyber-Mastiff can sound more or less robotic, and this depends on what
cosmetics the player equips on their dog. This led to the Sound Design team making three
separate ‘voices’ for the Cyber-Mastiff: a fully ‘natural’ voice, a fully robotic one, and one in
between.

little kettle
#

Agagagagaga

jovial pine
#

e-dog

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e-bark

weary pilot
#

Only one dog matters

marsh iris
#

yip yip yip 🐶

south jetty
#

booooof baaaark baaaaaaark

weary pilot
#

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DOOOOOOOOOOOOG

jovial pine
#

e-woofarf

long sigil
#

me want to give dogo treat

bright oyster
#

SoundCloud rapper dog

south jetty
#

the dog girls need to know peace

arctic shoal
#

Bork Bork Nom Nom is the only acceptable nane

With Princess been the second one

weary pilot
elder oasis
round mica
#

i thought the dogs being more mechanical would be cannon. a police dog trying to assist a strike team would get turned into red paste within a minute of fighting

little kettle
#

First one to kill that sniper gets a Scooby snack!

long sigil
#

Should i give food? Or batery?

#

what ecer

jovial pine
#

give monster energy drink, is both

last lake
# arctic shoal Read the sentence

Yeah, WHFB was not selling, for years before end times. It was failing and GW didn't have anything else to do about it.

Age of Sigmar turned out to make fantasy wargaming a relevant thing, and it's selling more than all non-warhammer miniature games. Warhammer is just that much bigger than everything else. And AoS is a healthy game that sells well.

little kettle
#

I'm arbiting it

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I'm arbiting it so good

round mica
south jetty
#

Arbideez nuts

bright oyster
#

Dietz nuts

long sigil
#

Dog bomb will nice

little kettle
elder oasis
weary pilot
#

5 more days of work

round mica
weary pilot
#

Then the dlc drops

marsh iris
#

ARBIDEEZNUTZ OPEN UP

weary pilot
#

I put in a day off on top of my normal day off Monday

#

Wins all around

elder oasis
little kettle
#

Damn my Gamepass runs out in two days...

scarlet cargo
#

May have to take that day off for the Arbites

weary pilot
little kettle
#

😔

south jetty
# marsh iris

I swear you edited his lips to make it look more juicy

elder oasis
weary pilot
#

Well there ya go

little kettle
#

Do you think the Imperium supports bbls?

marsh iris
elder oasis
#

salary work has its perks

little kettle
#

HOLY FUCK IM ORANG

south jetty
marsh iris
#

arbite lipbite

scarlet cargo
south jetty
arctic shoal
# last lake Yeah, WHFB was not selling, for years before end times. It was failing and GW di...

Gw didn't do anything for it*

Now please check the net gains from the ip of fantasy for lets say 2015, now compare it to current age of sigmar

Your claim isn't wrong, it's the second biggest ip GW has, but it's clearly a claim for investors after their gamble didn't pay off. To this day age of sigmar is not making half of what old end times was as an ip, before their odd hiatus of content for it, the golden age

south jetty
elder oasis
little kettle
round mica
marsh iris
weary pilot
#

I will choose the meanest arbites

south jetty
#

"The bigger gluteus maximus will ensure the infantry will run faster and longer, and will have more carrying capacity overall. Trust me, I'm a Magos Biologis"

stuck wasp
weary pilot
#

I will name him hades and the dog Cerberus

scarlet cargo
#

AoS has Ossiarch in it so it makes me happy

arctic shoal
round mica
#

if the imperium of man doesn't support bbls and pounding tortas don't count me in

arctic shoal
#

Maybe it will whenever they start selling to the mobile market again

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Tacticus as memeable as it is seems to be huge revenue for 40k

stuck wasp
elder oasis
arctic shoal
stuck wasp
#

Storm of Chaos (1st time they tried to kill BF) had no plans for another fantasy setting iirc.
Just shifting fully onto 40k

elder oasis
#

dude played league of legends and didnt recognize how similar the accent was to pantheon

arctic shoal
scarlet cargo
#

Well, to be fair, the fall of Cadia and the End Times are pretty different levels of reboot

arctic shoal
#

Yes.

last lake
arctic shoal
#

People weren't expecting the setting to just end

thick fog
#

I guess you could say the times have ended

last lake
#

It didn't help that at the time GW was also making and selling the Lord of the Rings game. That was also out-selling WHFB.

scarlet cargo
#

I do wonder how WFB is selling today now that its back on shelves, I've only ever seen it played maybe once in person

stuck wasp
#

allegedly it's selling quite well, but isn't produced as much as AoS, so difficult to compare

scarlet cargo
#

Then again I also barely see AoS being played too

elder oasis
#

im not even sure id call fall of cadia a reboot, just the first campaign that actually moved the story forward

scarlet cargo
#

soft reboot

elder oasis
#

it was definitely influenced heavily by AOS

last lake
elder oasis
#

since AOS had a moving story for awhile

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as was the rules change from 7th to 8th

marsh iris
#

wonder if people still played warhammer underworlds, was a nice skirmish tabletop

elder oasis
#

it wasnt till 10th where 40k got a ruleset that felt like it was moving away from copying AOS imo

arctic shoal
# last lake It didn't help that at the time GW was also making and selling the Lord of the R...

It shows growth as a new ip, but less than expected as seen in the comments (and the slight stock dip)

When you are a company that big things new products don't flop, they slowdown or don't meet expected growths, specially when it has the new and fresh outputs specially with the books it got people interested in buying into it quick

As for currently most of the growth is 40k related

#

So we are back to Age of Shitmar and 40k reign within gw

elder oasis
# scarlet cargo *soft* reboot

would you call the even bigger campaign surrounding Vashtorr another soft reboot? considering it came just before another big rules change and had even more new models and story beats then cadia?

weary pilot
#

I played a lil of that mordheim game on Xbox

#

It was cool

#

Kind of sucked

last lake
elder oasis
last lake
arctic shoal
#

Despite the boycott bloodbowl 3 sold well

weary pilot
#

Defend the flag just meant beat their ass

#

Get the most stone meant beat their ass

last lake
elder oasis
arctic shoal
arctic shoal
#

That and allegedly reusing assets and reselling them

#

So things Fatshark does on the daily and no one bats an eye

elder oasis
last lake
#

Of course

elder oasis
#

the "this company sucks but eventually the games they make do the right things so whatever"

arctic shoal
#

Any vets that we'll get a recolor in green of our white, blue, red sets?

thick fog
#

Today hotfix with slop sets leaks trust me

last lake
#

Yall should have seen the BS that was how FS monetized War of the Roses/Vikings. They used to monetize the whole armory of weapons and armor for your characters in those games before they failed and pulled the plug.
Now you can't play those games at all. And there is no plan to rerelease them with independent servers.

arctic shoal
#

Understandably, FS wants to bury them so no one can find the corpse whatthefuck_heresy

last lake
#

I enjoyed War of the Roses :( the visors used to put a black out over your screen in the shape of the visor. Even if you were in third person. It was kino.

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I used to rock the frogmouth greathelm and a 2h hammer and slam knights to death until they died from it.

#

Robert Baratheon core

marsh iris
#

fatshark, please add dodging/blocking capabilities to all specials/elites

#

add parry/riposte, as a treat