general-chat

[upper citrus]

[simple drum]

I dont wanna be a zealot anymore

I just had that thought earlier

[limber mountain]

Oh wait i just came up with a better ogryn line

[simple drum]

Please

[limber mountain]

„Why you hate „legs breakers“? If i break legs, heretics cant run away!“

[simple drum]

Just reading that in ogryns voice is funny

[slow canyon]

why not?

[storm ember]

I love Kayex alot

[limber mountain]

Or something like that, sounded a bit better in my head

[simple drum]

Im constantly getting my toughness broken im doing something wrong

[slow canyon]

use either chorus or the dash skill

• the regen toughness on dodge thingy

[simple drum]

I use the dash maybe i need to up my crit rate

Yea i deleted that for 100% reduced cooldown rate on crit hit

Which next level up its goin back

[slow canyon]

you can also grab the +100% toughness on melee kill thing

[simple drum]

Even with that i still feel squishy on higher difficulty

Yea

[slow canyon]

and once u get fury u can pick the shit from it that lets u regen toughness when it procs

although once u cna deal with it switch to crit rate

[upper citrus]

im def using the kayex voice on my arbitrator

[simple drum]

Thats the next one to unlock is fury

[simple drum]

I have 30% regen on two of those i really think im just bad

Or i need more of them stacked

Well it aint always just me but sometimes it feels like im always gettin shot so im probably gonna put the flamer away

Go back to using the bolt pistol

[slow canyon]

also if u want to power level your zealot just

kidnap someone who did the orthus easter egg

and kill yourself in the boss

takes less than 1 min, 2k xp, 17k weapon xp, 10k ordo

[simple drum]

I dont even know what that is

But ill keep an eye out

Orthus easter egg

[slow canyon]

special assignment, bottom left of the map thingy

but if its your first char best if u play normally

[clever horizon]

so arbys get an ogryn charge attack?

[storm ember]

Whenever Nightsider plays I always abandon my team so I can turn on the speakers and throw it back

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

Be alive

Raki

[clever horizon]

and a chorus style special where he can still attack?

[modest flume]

Carnival music 👌

[tawny grail]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/530
This mod is neat, I never know when dodges really work

[sleek harness]

I am alive and very well

The hell you want

[elder merlin]

Soon

Soon

[lime beacon]

Yes, apparently he can place a static zone down that “buffs allies and debuffs enemies”

It probably won’t be as strong as zealots chorus though

[sleek harness]

Soon I will find your IP address and burn your home

[lime beacon]

And eat him

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

I am not eating his house

Weirdo

[lime beacon]

Tear the succulent roasted flesh from his bones

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

Listen, you act like the raki aint gonna be the one gettin eaten

Im a hungry lad

[sleek harness]

If you kill me, you won't have anyone like me in the server

[jovial pine]

nicolaus was a lot like you if you think about it

we just gotta get him back

[clever horizon]

if he can still act during its uptime its already better

[sleek harness]

I wasn't passing by a edgy stage

[lime beacon]

He can

[jovial pine]

Foolish Skaven — 9:34 午前
Soon I will find your IP address and burn your home

[lime beacon]

The devs talk about exiting and re-entering the zone

[clever horizon]

ogryn charge, chorus zone, exploding dog?? he has it all

[lime beacon]

So get ready for four nuncio Aquila’s at once

FORTIFYING POSITION

[clever horizon]

four man arby havoc gonna go hard

is the dog useful at all

i feel like it would be too slow to respond

low octane dog

[sleek harness]

Hey that's my idea

You copycat

[jovial pine]

it's a quote

wtf

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

I mean, if they make it busted, it’ll actually be broken

[sleek harness]

Oh I thought you would that to my home

[jovial pine]

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

I’m sure it’s purpose will be to just send it to chase down bombers and snipers

Kind of like the way zealots pause to throw a knife before going back to melee combat

[clever horizon]

highlighting a sniper for the dog means hes gonna die from bullets

🥹

[lime beacon]

I mean

The dog also counts as coherency

So keeping it close may just buff us and/or save us from mutant/hound pins too

We shall see lol

[clever horizon]

we shall see 😌👌

[lime beacon]

What do skaven live in again

[sleek harness]

Everywhere

[lime beacon]

Luxury treetop condos with water and electricity?

[sleek harness]

Of course

We just had to steal it of course

[lime beacon]

What video games would skaven play

I’m thinking factorio

[sleek harness]

Stellaris and Warhammer Fantasy Tabletop

[thick fog]

Ratatouille videogame

[sleek harness]

Theres a ratatouille videogame?

[upper citrus]

any cooking game is a ratatouille game if you have enough imagination

[lime beacon]

I’ve got a rat in my underwear right now

Just like ratatouille

[sleek harness]

But what if the game have no rats for my imagination to work with

[lime beacon]

Just imagine harder

[upper citrus]

youre the rat

[sleek harness]

I can't see my face while cooking

[upper citrus]

exactly

[lime beacon]

Rig up some mirrors

[sleek harness]

I live in like 1400 but with magic

[lime beacon]

They had mirrors

Steal them from the venetians

[sleek harness]

I don't god damn know how to make a mirror

And I live in a swamp

Theres no way someone has a mirror here

[lime beacon]

Drain and boil some water

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

And just keep a huge vat of it next to you to look into

[sleek harness]

Thats dumb

You are dumb

[lime beacon]

That’s it

I’m burning the swamp

[upper citrus]

tell him rat

[formal wharf]

i like how every class in darktide is just as enjoyable

[sleek harness]

Tell me what you want me to tell him tell

[formal wharf]

maybe not so much for vet but hes getting a rework at some point so

[lime beacon]

There is no vet class

[sleek harness]

The rework being the 4th worse class

[upper citrus]

Everythinf

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

We’ve only ever had zealot, Psyker, ogryn, and arbites

[sleek harness]

Everthinf

[upper citrus]

What if people who pre purchased arbites had early access to it, it'd be really cool 😎

[elder merlin]

A sacrifice you'll have to make i suppose

[molten matrix]

vet just needs to have its tree trimmed and talents combined

[sleek harness]

Dude I thought we were friends what the hell

[lime beacon]

Vet just needs one big talent node

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

Voice of command

[elder merlin]

Friends eat friends, isnt that how it works?

[lime beacon]

His tree should just be a stump

[formal wharf]

what does the electrokinetic staff do

[narrow ledge]

recon las level 20 skin and lax pistol level 20 skin have coloring issues and the basic gun metal stays on

[upper citrus]

Electro stuff

[formal wharf]

oh so lightning?

[lime beacon]

Medium single target damage with strong stagger

I think

[upper citrus]

Electro and kinetic

[lament vault]

Yay, nothing like an earthquake to make you really feel jumpy like an ill omen when you were about to join a Havoc

[sleek harness]

I am really considering take you to therapy

You would pay though

[lime beacon]

Therapy is a scam

They tried to take me to the loud house

But I got away

[lament vault]

No, friends help friends krump non friends, those we eat

[lime beacon]

Bro is getting a boss spawn irl

Bleeding through the warp type shi

[lament vault]

Just like in game, a tactical retreat is important to survive

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Quick question

Shotgun or bow

[lime beacon]

What about a bow with a shotgun shell taped to the arrow

[lament vault]

Irl shotgun, it has real range and kill stuff

[sleek harness]

Dude see what I am playing on my profile

[maiden jacinth]

Does the sniper firing audio cue not play sometimes?

[lime beacon]

For me, all it says is coordinates and the words “kill them fast”

[narrow ledge]

how do i post a bug report can somone link for me

[lament vault]

I lack information to give tips on that game, just pick whatever kill stuff faster

[sleek harness]

Both

Pick one now

[lament vault]

Pick both

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

Shotgun

[sleek harness]

I can't

[lament vault]

Skill issue

[lime beacon]

Grab the shotgun

[sleek harness]

My bag is too small for two guns

[lime beacon]

That’s what she said

[formal wharf]

i love psyker

[lament vault]

Shotgun, because it's cool

[formal wharf]

i click in direction with shards boom horde gone

[sleek harness]

Its a 1891 shotgun

[formal wharf]

i click in another direction with special sword boom crusher obliterated

[minor narwhal]

psyker the type of class to look at horde and go "i dont think so"

[lament vault]

Is it triple barreled? If not, why not?!

[lime beacon]

What message does this image convey

Arrogance?

[minor narwhal]

conveys osaa

[lament vault]

Yeah, class is the specialist "AOE damage dealer"

[amber delta]

It conveys aura

[lime beacon]

What aura

[minor narwhal]

hype moments

[amber delta]

Negative aura

[lime beacon]

Scorched aura

[minor narwhal]

not possible

[lament vault]

Whatchamean? Psyker demolish hordes with solid AoE, he has many ways to get powerful anti swarm, from staffs to assail, FGS is a horde bully AND a elite killer

[minor narwhal]

theres shrimply no way

[lime beacon]

Are you telling me a shrimp burned this mixed elite horde to smithereens

[feral nacelle]

Indubitably

[lament vault]

MorbidlyobeseShrimp to blame

[feral nacelle]

Shrimp the size of a bio-titan hieorephant

[lime beacon]

That could make a fried rice portion the size of a moon

[feral nacelle]

Hmm id say so

[upper citrus]

Inconceivable

[feral nacelle]

Pretty sure tyrannids are Enidible right?

[minor narwhal]

hungry ogryn could do it

[feral nacelle]

With all the biomass they are made from some cadian has to develop super cancer of the warp from eating it

[upper citrus]

They are what

[feral nacelle]

No eat

[upper citrus]

[feral nacelle]

Tyrannid bad rations

[upper citrus]

[upper citrus]

I read that as Canadian, I am so cooked

[feral nacelle]

[lament vault]

so we are rashuns for them but we cant take them for rshuns?

[feral nacelle]

Indeed big fella

[upper citrus]

Life ain't fair

[feral nacelle]

Well they are warp entity so i wouldn't recommend

They may be immune to chaos due to the shadow in the warp but surely they have warped altered dna

Like them kaijus in pacifim rim, clones with the same alien genomes

[reef widget]

S’not fair, pal! Yew ever smell a burnin’ pox hound? Proper gnosh!

[feral nacelle]

[paper bluff]

I’m here to deliver psychic knowledge straight into your mucus membrane. The key to depriving all of your teammates of kills in Darktide is shooting/ bonking the target nearest your crosshair. Less distance of crosshair travel=instant win in every engagement.

[inland mantle]

See I just barrel troll them off the map. Cant get kills if their dead

[maiden storm]

Yes to organize my day before it drops to then play 10 hours straight

[fickle ravine]

seeing people just blindly swing their melee when cornered and not use blocking is annoying lol

[stuck wasp]

We don't know, most likely noon european time as usual

[stark bobcat]

Sorry was me

[maiden storm]

OK! Thanks

[pliant violet]

can someone explain why i keep getting error signing in?

[fickle ravine]

What error.

[pliant violet]

its like backend error or somthing

[fickle ravine]

Yeah without the proper error cant really help you

[pliant violet]

thats litteraly all it says

[livid prairie]

Who here has run twins on bells difficulty?

[stark bobcat]

Did someone say twins?

[thick coyote]

said the twin slayer

[upper citrus]

Dont they look desperate brother

[patent meadow]

Welcome. The game only gets better once you get a handle of basic systems, crafting, understanding of the skill trees, and knowledge of basic gameplay heuristics. Happy hunting!

[delicate vapor]

🫡

[maiden jacinth]

Well it seems the weird ass error that I don't understand has happened again. Fancy cosmetics lag the fuck out of my game when I look in the direction of said player. Otherwise it's normal

[patent meadow]

Right!? The Golden Throne isn't going to power itself!

[maiden jacinth]

Truly have no idea why, but it's severe like an 80% drop

[delicate vapor]

Ty earbuds for not fitting in my ears properly

[lime beacon]

Must be the elf ears

[stark bobcat]

I gotta get to 700 clears by the end of the year to be hamdolsun

That's my goal

[storm ember]

The Imperium would be a lot better if they got rid of all the guardsmen and replaced em all with Ogryn

[delicate vapor]

Need to get tailored ear buds then

[maiden jacinth]

Can't you elfsies just stick some leaves to the side of your head and call it a day?

[pliant violet]

i love that i cant play the game i payed for because of a stupid ass error

[delicate vapor]

Hey hey I’m not a forest elf

[lime beacon]

Bro used the f word

Forrest

[delicate vapor]

Im a city elf 🥹

None are better

[formal wharf]

i LOVE malice teamates

me and the only competant teamate were getting bummed by every mauler the mobian 6th has in their arsenal while the other two were miles behind skipping around with the butterflies and having a picnic with morrow

if they were looking for grimores or another horde jumped them fine but it doesnt excuse how they both died to 4™️ maulers

[delicate vapor]

4 trade marked maulers

[formal wharf]

yes

[zealous shadow]

dont play malice

why are you playing malice

[storm ember]

4™️ em

[formal wharf]

at my level i have to

[zealous shadow]

just piggyback someone into damnation

[formal wharf]

1 difficulty lower i get fuck all, 1 difficulty higher i become deadweight

[formal wharf]

then i become the reason why im complaining right now

[zealous shadow]

lol just buy a weapon and upgrade it 500 gold

ur automatically better than any pub

[formal wharf]

that needs.mastery first

ive just started psyker

[zealous shadow]

mastery is account wide

[formal wharf]

is it?

[zealous shadow]

yah

[thick fog]

Indeed

[formal wharf]

oh shit u right

[zealous shadow]

or jut use this https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/395

30k dockets for a free lvl 20 mastery

[formal wharf]

i really want to use the psyker exclusive weapons though

so my only solution is suffer

[lofty wing]

I just finished reading the blog about the Arbites ability tree, and for the first real time I am HYPE

[formal wharf]

honestly arbites is the best choice they made for a new class

especially for their first new class

[verbal panther]

psykers not that bad

[formal wharf]

ik im loving psyker rn

just its kinda hard to be a 1 man army

i only got 44 hours in so i aint gonna be wiping out entire hordes easily

[lofty wing]

Voltaic mine + the break the line stagger ability sounds amazing for high havoc. Combined with psyker bubble I can see the cc and mobility really allowing the crew to dominate really chaotic situations

[formal wharf]

i can in some cases though

[verbal panther]

as a smite user crowd boos i dont have that problem someone throws a rock on stage

[formal wharf]

ah im using 5he assail one rn

[verbal panther]

assail is good but you can kill with any of the blitz

[formal wharf]

ive not tried it that much but blitz seems pretty low damage

[verbal panther]

smite also is great for locking down biger threats that arnt monstrosities

[verbal panther]

you have to build for it

[formal wharf]

yeah ive only just reached the blitz tier atm

[lunar nexus]

The only reason people don't take assail more often is because you lose out on the VERY strong cooldown reduc talent from going down the other way

[formal wharf]

is that the psykinetic aura one

[verbal panther]

looks nervious because i went out of my way for melee talents

[lunar nexus]

I think there's two - but that SOUNDS about right?

[formal wharf]

decreases ability cooldown for everyone by 4% for each specalist kill

[lunar nexus]

Yeah that one

VERY strong.

[verbal panther]

oh hey i have that one lol

[lunar nexus]

4% of everyone in coherency for killing a specialist shaves off like.... SEVERAL minutes of total cooldown for your entire squad.

It's nutty

And if you use brainburst - that's kind of trivial to activate

[formal wharf]

wait can teamates also reduce the cooldown or does it have to have the kill credited to you

[lunar nexus]

I think it has to be you

[formal wharf]

fair enough

would be insanely op if allies could contribute

[lunar nexus]

I THINK there is one that does that but I don't remember which it was... I don't THINK it's a psyker one?

[formal wharf]

psyker infact does have it

seers presence

reduced ability cooldown for everyone by 10%

[round mica]

You know what I think I just solved the problem why don't we just ask the heretics to go fuck off

[lunar nexus]

Nah there's one that cuts time down when you kill things - a flat timer.

[formal wharf]

gulliman is calling hes making you the new warmaster

[lunar nexus]

Or maybe I'm wrong it's been awhile

[azure cobalt]

So what is the most annoying penance to unlock for Zealot?

[inland mantle]

Private one cause that means needing friends

[round mica]

[inland mantle]

No true gamer has those

[delicate vapor]

Me when I use brain burst on a watermelon

[clever horizon]

chaos cant corrupt you if you just say no

[inland mantle]

other than that maybe the backstab one? I found that one easy but alot of people complain about it

[formal wharf]

please fatshark refresh the store

[delicate vapor]

🤫

[azure cobalt]

Ok just started a Zealot and working on it

[clever horizon]

🫵🤨

[round mica]

Man the

Mobian 6th should have thought of that

[delicate vapor]

[clever horizon]

🙌🥹

[azure cobalt]

Though i want to finish the vet Penance first only need a few more for the ability challenges

[round mica]

I have another solution why don't we just push atoma somewhere else

[inland mantle]

Out of all the classes I hated Ogryn the most but luckily trails makes his more annoying penances alot easier

Like get 7500 free rounds or whatever that one was

[formal wharf]

why dont we deploy tactical febreeze nukes on atoma

[azure cobalt]

Long bomb for the vet was the most annoying one but i got it

[round mica]

That didn't work last time

[outer jasper]

I don’t get why people like night lords

They’re such cowards

[formal wharf]

do it again

but with bigger nukes

[azure cobalt]

Got it on the train mission

[round mica]

Cuz they want to be edgy that's why

[inland mantle]

Long bomb wasnt too bad just need to know the distance to throw it I got on Consignment yard

[outer jasper]

Iron warriors are way better in that regard tho

[formal wharf]

because their the evilest of evil people

[round mica]

Yes yes they are

[outer jasper]

Word bearers

[formal wharf]

iron warrior supremacy

[formal wharf]

their just

angry

[azure cobalt]

I just hailed mary and threw it like a line backer and rng gods gave me it

[outer jasper]

I don’t like iron warriors, pissy bastards the lot

[formal wharf]

i dont like you

[loud crag]

aren't you confused with the World Eaters?

[formal wharf]

perchance

[loud crag]

well I guess all traitor legions are more or less angry

[round mica]

That reminds me of that Monty Python image of the French guy on top of the castle

[outer jasper]

Word bearers used to torture people so hard when they finally sacrificed them to the chaos gods it made them weaker

The obvious solution was more sacrifices at once

[modest flume]

I like you

[outer jasper]

You are going to have a hard time being more evil

[round mica]

If you're not willing to do unspeakable things for the god emperor and I think we should see other people

[formal wharf]

the tau are the evilest faction

their existance is the most evil thing in 40k

[outer jasper]

Yeah cuz they’re commies

And can’t melee

[round mica]

Did someone say commies

Whenever I hear the word it's like the meme of Eisenhower

[formal wharf]

the tau feel like a self insert in 40k

well they kinda were actually

[storm ember]

call me gue'vesa the way I be

[round mica]

I read that as Geneva suggestion

[formal wharf]

eldar are the 2nd worst lore wise

[formal wharf]

you literally fucked up the one thing you were designed to do and then proceded to create slaneesh

and now the one thing you fucked up is getting stronger and stronger

biggest L in the entire galaxy

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

Darktide

[round mica]

no

[midnight crag]

Dark tide looks fun af is it worth it?

[round mica]

no

[formal wharf]

yes

yes

and yes

[modest flume]

The Altansar being mistreated by the other Eldar because they thought that exact thing and had thr foresight to dip before it got ugly

[formal wharf]

helldivers 2 propoganda

[round mica]

play vermintide 3

[sleek harness]

No

[drifting hedge]

my answer is yes, i enjoy it

[sleek harness]

The 121 million people here are all bots

[inland mantle]

Shhh they dont need to know

[elder merlin]

Shut yo ass up, we ballin here

[formal wharf]

their actually all alpharius

[round mica]

you ain’t ballin

[midnight crag]

3d printer

[inland mantle]

Go on

[sleek harness]

You are a old man that is too lazy to get off your bed

[elder merlin]

I gots da ball, so i am

[delicate vapor]

Maybe

[sleek harness]

It makes me doubt that you can play basketball

[round mica]

you are the ball because of how rotund you are

[elder merlin]

As the god emperor intended

[vestal mantle]

I already learned that the pointy end of shovel is the best end

[formal wharf]

the only thing that can save helldivers 2 is a 40k crossover

[round mica]

mods ban this rotund specimen

[formal wharf]

trust

[round mica]

save? helldivers 2 doesn’t need saving

[formal wharf]

helldivers 2 is going to die any minute now without a 40k crossover

[round mica]

[formal wharf]

my source is the inquisition

[sleek harness]

And Xbox players

[maiden jacinth]

It cant really be a parody universe if they do direct crossovers

[formal wharf]

who are completely true

[midnight crag]

Hell divers bugged for me it wouldn’t let me increase the difficulty so I just deleted that shi

[maiden jacinth]

Killzone got a pass due to it being so close

[formal wharf]

random but sony did quietely remove the country restrictions

[delicate vapor]

@inland mantle

[formal wharf]

so everyone can play it now

[round mica]

army of two got a crossover aswell albeit it wasn’t an “ official “ one

[formal wharf]

apart from xbox

[sleek harness]

Ah yes, I love my country

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[sleek harness]

Xbox Liveston

[formal wharf]

person of one

[sleek harness]

[formal wharf]

why does everyone want stealth in hd2

i dont get the appeal

[round mica]

if HD2 did do a crossover with 40k which faction would you think we would get?

[sleek harness]

But theres already stealth

[maiden jacinth]

They're the same people who think dead sprint isn't a troll booster

[round mica]

i mean it already exists

[sleek harness]

Orks

[formal wharf]

prolly the orks

[formal wharf]

the rest are too similar

and the eldar suck

so their automatically disqualified

[maiden jacinth]

Theyd probably just do scions

[round mica]

i figured we would get some krieg or cadian sets

[maiden jacinth]

Since they're so close to helldivers

[formal wharf]

we talkin enemy factions

[maiden jacinth]

Poor tempestus scions getting accused of treachery

[formal wharf]

but yes

[sleek harness]

Wait a second orks spread spores like the termids

[formal wharf]

scions would be the ebst choice

[sleek harness]

Oh well no more orks

[maiden jacinth]

Didn't go to imperial propaganda uni since a child to get smack talked like that

I don't want to think of orks cheating by spamming fart shrooms everywhere

So that you cant see more than 2ft infront of you

[formal wharf]

although orks would speedblitz super earth

literal 7ft green ogres who are fueled by a good fight

[modest flume]

Because Orks actually like war

[formal wharf]

the issue is the more you fight them the stronger they get

[modest flume]

Terminids were peaceful until we started exploiting them for their oil

[maiden jacinth]

Not necessarily

[formal wharf]

unless you somehow outpower their maximum potential

[maiden jacinth]

Orks are entirely confidence based

[delicate vapor]

These earbuds make people’s voices in call sound so ass

😭😭

[maiden jacinth]

If they build momentum it's hard to stop them. But if they stumble then they're more likely to just bugger off

Elf issues

Consult local crystal singer

[inland mantle]

Make them sound better

[formal wharf]

i think it should be noted how different factions are in hd2

[delicate vapor]

Can’t

[formal wharf]

in hd1

[round mica]

get better earbuds, bud

[formal wharf]

you had

[round mica]

ez

[delicate vapor]

WHO

[formal wharf]

just rebels, a peaceful civilisation with no lethal weaponry and crabs

[maiden jacinth]

Whatever you knifies call tech support

[formal wharf]

as enemy factions

[delicate vapor]

I don’t mind stealing my family members earbuds again

[feral nacelle]

[formal wharf]

in helldivers 2 we got

[formal wharf]

very evil factions

[maiden jacinth]

Yeah, that

[formal wharf]

we essentially have to now fight skynet, dark eldar and the tryanids

[ionic dust]

why do ppl who are not skilled try and join a high level havoc to try and have "fun"? makes 0 sense 😦

[round mica]

because it’s fun

[maiden jacinth]

You never heard of the hidden modifier

[delicate vapor]

Cause game = fun

[ionic dust]

auric=fun havoc=meta

[round mica]

god forbid an unskilled person try and play havoc

[round mica]

how more wrong could you be

[verbal panther]

cant wait for fatshark to add the severator modifier to missions where it swaps your keybinds around

[ionic dust]

also said high level

[inland mantle]

Dont need to be a meta slave to enjoy havoc

[formal wharf]

i still believe that the imperium couldve stopped the horus heresy by just sending a squad of ogryrns with only rocks to fight horus

[maiden jacinth]

Imagine getting rejected by rejects

[delicate vapor]

Yeah I’m throwing away these earbuds I’m getting headphones

[modest flume]

Auric = sharpening the knife, Havoc = using the knife

[digital tundra]

Perma stun him with rocks and heavy shield bashes

Oh and slaps

[formal wharf]

auric is the most enjoyable experience for me

[round mica]

bro definitely mini mods the people who join his group and kicks if they don’t run book zealot or bub psyker

[modest flume]

You can have a sharpened knife but if you don't know how to use it, you still cut yourself badly

[delicate vapor]

Yeah, I’m man

[ionic dust]

factual

\

[formal wharf]

im, man yeah

[maiden jacinth]

Are you sure about that

Would you not rather be- rock

[ionic dust]

not running with ppl who want to just have fun on a 40 no way thats not fun for me

[formal wharf]

are you sure

[digital tundra]

Are you

[inland mantle]

Yes

[maiden jacinth]

I live to spread misinformation

[round mica]

it’s a game brother, you don’t have to try so hard

[maiden jacinth]

Except about rock

[inland mantle]

🪨

[ionic dust]

i enjoy winning not losing especially with ppl who like to lose because its fun

[delicate vapor]

🪨

[maiden jacinth]

Where's my ogrynbob, it's not a rock its a boulder

[round mica]

so you’re never the issue then, always your teammates

[modest flume]

Shovel punch is fun and good

[maiden jacinth]

Who needs dueling sword when I have pickaxe

[modest flume]

Slap only is fun and viable too

[inland mantle]

Ainz proved that doing a h40 only slap

[maiden jacinth]

Spanky tiem

[round mica]

slap only hav 40 run goes crazy

[maiden jacinth]

I tried to do punch only. It's a lot rougher

Not having that horizontal cheek clap hurts with little buggers

[modest flume]

I have A Pimp Named Slickback build curated and approved by Hamdolsun himself

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin Darktide

[round mica]

the event next week gonna be like

[sleek harness]

[lime beacon]

What event

[simple drum]

Happy fathers day

To our great

[round mica]

@elder merlin darktide

[lime beacon]

The dlc or the story update

[simple drum]

And beneficent

[maiden jacinth]

Happy rock day

[simple drum]

God emperor

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin Darktide

[round mica]

@elder merlin darktide?

[simple drum]

ALL PRAISE BE TO HIM THANK OUR EMPEROR FATHER OF MANKIND

FOR IT WAS HE

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin Wake the fuck up

[simple drum]

THAT OUR GENESEEDS FLOURISH

[sleek harness]

[round mica]

@elder merlin the fuck up wake

[maiden jacinth]

Don't give up, skeleton!

Glorious chest ahead

[round mica]

when the astartes to realize their entire faith and glory rests on the shoulders of a dead ass muhfuggin skeleton on a golden throne

[modest flume]

A *human skeleton

[lime beacon]

A hungry skeleton

[modest flume]

The perfect human skeleton

[lime beacon]

Bro has a thirst for psyker smoothie

[delicate vapor]

@elder merlin happy Father’s Day

[maiden jacinth]

Definitely not going to mention the word bearers in the basement writing all the books

[modest flume]

Also obligatory not all astartes are followers of the faith

[maiden jacinth]

Only the stupid ones

[round mica]

those are called heretics

say that again you fool

[modest flume]

Like the Ultramarines and Fists, yes

[pallid trench]

do you think theres any chance that darktide gets a switch 2 port

nobody will end up buying said port but it would kind of be funny

[round mica]

throwing accusations around

[maiden jacinth]

Last i recalled it was only the butt ticklars that were faith driven

[round mica]

Burn the heretic cleanse it from the Mortal realm

[round mica]

idk if you’re joking but it’s already on there

[maiden jacinth]

Then again I believe in legions, not lame chapters

[lime beacon]

I’m waiting for the Nintendo 3ds port

I hope it comes with a stylus shaped like a poxwalker finger

[pallid trench]

PSP port please thank you fatshart

[round mica]

im getting a switch 2 for only 1 reason, and that’s dusk bloods because i’m a fromsoftware fanboy

[maiden jacinth]

Aren't the DS discontinued

Because they wanted the new babymonito- i mean switch

[round mica]

and i yearn for a new souls like game

[lime beacon]

That’s the joke

[pallid trench]

£70 games tho....

[round mica]

that’s from the souls creators themselves

[lime beacon]

I want a WiiU port too while we’re at it

[maiden jacinth]

I still have my DSi

Granted its a replacement since my OG broke ages ago

[round mica]

a sacrifice worth while

[maiden jacinth]

Are you sure about that

[round mica]

i require dusk bloods

[maiden jacinth]

I fear this is going to be horse armour 2.0

[pallid trench]

fk it add darktide to nvidia shield too while we're there

native port

[maiden jacinth]

Base price for games are going to go up

[pallid trench]

i better be playin ts on my shield portable

4 fps

[lime beacon]

GameCube

[pallid trench]

no it isnt

the switch 2 has no games

[round mica]

yes huh

it has dusk bloods

[lime beacon]

Good thing my salary is increasing at a proportionate rate!

Oh wait

[round mica]

and the 19th million mario kart game

very pro consumer

[clever horizon]

so real 🥹

[pallid trench]

sorry sorry i meant good games

[lime beacon]

You don’t get it, the cows on moomoo farm have a higher poly count now

[clever horizon]

good thing emulation support is increasing at a proportionate rate

[round mica]

who the fuck plays good games in 2025? have you lost the plot?

[lime beacon]

Worth the 80

[round mica]

we don’t play for enjoyment, we play to ingest slop

[maiden jacinth]

The slop accelerates

[lime beacon]

I swear, fatshark won’t see another red dime out of me after the 23rd

[pallid trench]

i mean garfield kart 2 is dropping soon

[lime beacon]

Until the next Thursday

[clever horizon]

i live eat slop and generate stock value

[pallid trench]

what about blue dimes

[round mica]

stonks ⬆️

[pallid trench]

yellow dimes

[modest flume]

I'll buy you

[lime beacon]

Red fish blue fish

[round mica]

woah there buddy

we don’t solicite human trafficking here

[clever horizon]

what the sigma helliante did you say

[short sigil]

I just joined

[round mica]

do that in the zealot chat

[delicate vapor]

Time to fast travel with sleeping

[round mica]

those aren’t humans

[lime beacon]

Wage slave grindset 🗣️

[pallid trench]

they should add shirtless ogryn cosmetic whats the point of the tattoos if i cant show em off

[modest flume]

I am trading at their listed stock price, there is no trafficking

[maiden jacinth]

What about if I give you rock to look the other way?

[round mica]

you drive a hard bargain, deal

[lime beacon]

Out of all the classes, ogryn has it the best when it comes to cosmetics that show tattoos tbh

All the other classes are shafted

[sleek harness]

WHY IN HELL YALL TALKING ABOUT SLAVERY AND BUYING EACH OTHER

[round mica]

welcome

[sleek harness]

[short sigil]

Ty

[maiden jacinth]

How else am I going to get ratlings into the game

[lime beacon]

Mfw the skaven is the voice of morality

[round mica]

well yeah, bc it’s ogryn

he has the best cosmetics in game period

those leopard pants

[sleek harness]

I am not, I didn't thought humans would do slavery in the year 40K

[modest flume]

I will buy you at listed price on the index and then put you in my Roth IRA so you appreciate in value overtime with less tax drag

[maiden jacinth]

It's because ogryn is only pretty one on mourningstar

[thick coyote]

That one Billie Eilish song
"Buy a friend"

[blazing hawk]

Slavery is eternal

[clever horizon]

i recommend a high yield

[maiden jacinth]

Servitors are prettymuch super slavery

[modest flume]

Depends, how much interest do you collect?

[round mica]

but isn’t being a servitor considered a very honorable thing

[maiden jacinth]

Not in the slightest

[round mica]

get fucked floating skulls

[maiden jacinth]

You can be made a servitor if you'd die before your sentence is served

[delicate vapor]

Why does the cat in your pfp have Homielovemia

[modest flume]

I can buy FRNs that I don't have to pay state taxes on for higher interest than a high yield

[maiden jacinth]

The servo skulls can be an honoured position so to speak

Actuak servitors not at all

[clever horizon]

3.9%

[round mica]

imagine you pull out a servitor and don’t realize it the skull of your mother

[clever horizon]

he has homophobia

[round mica]

and you’d never have a single clue

[delicate vapor]

I see

[round mica]

being hydrophobic in 2025 is crazy

[maiden jacinth]

What you got, rabies or something?

[modest flume]

Not the worst, sold

[round mica]

[sleek harness]

Don't you have homophobia? Your eye two is different a different color than your other eye

[modest flume]

I can buy you too, I appreciate valuable things

[maiden jacinth]

The only phobia I have is fomophobia

[delicate vapor]

I have this secret called contact lenses

[round mica]

that’s called anglophonobia

[sleek harness]

Literally homophobia which you can remove

[thick fog]

finally with the index i can harass people in vr with my homie

[modest flume]

[round mica]

dude i watched a VR trolling vid where a dude ran around screaming codex shit at people while dressed as marine chaplain

[thick fog]

He is spreading the word you know but those "people" dont believe

[round mica]

[maiden jacinth]

Don't get shouty people

What did that jehova do, and why should I witness it

Keep asking for rashun

[outer jasper]

why is he breaking it down for us?

[round mica]

i crave pizza now that you mention it

[thick fog]

Twitter and vrc users fighting over who is the most obnoxious, overreactive terminally online shitheads

[maiden jacinth]

Vrc

[round mica]

honestly

they are both equally horrible

[maiden jacinth]

They spent money on avatars to further commit to being shitters

[clever horizon]

me this thursday

[maiden jacinth]

Twitter are just 8-6 yappers

[slim iris]

At least vrchatters stay confined to their festering corner and don't bother other people

[odd night]

do we already know what weapons the arbites is allowed to use outside of his exclusive ones?

[thick fog]

Only for the avis to look terrible and poorly optimized

[round mica]

the amount of pedos on vrchat is insane and what’s even worse the devs simply do not care it seems

[thick fog]

Not really yet

[slim iris]

Twitter actively tries to overstep itself as a community

[round mica]

99% of twitter users wouldn’t dare speak their tweets in person to a crowd

[slim iris]

I'm 7 months along in my phantom pregnancy 🫃

[thick fog]

LMAO

[round mica]

how does that shit even work

[odd night]

i too dont dare to speak to a crowd, even if its just a harmless topic x_X

[round mica]

please someone explain

[lime beacon]

I think I’d pass away if I had to speak to a real person

[thick fog]

""Phantom sense""

[round mica]

do they wear a full on morph suit to feel people touching them or what

[thick fog]

Just having a headset is enough

[maiden jacinth]

So do you remember mary

Basically that

[round mica]

who the fuck is mary???????

[maiden jacinth]

Eventually you'll feel phantom pain

And your gears will feel solid

[round mica]

relax buddy, you ain’t kojima

[slim iris]

People being given an inch and taking a mile regarding a real phenomenon where you sliiiightly feel something that looks like it touches you or passes through

[maiden jacinth]

Huh

[round mica]

nah bro i’m being real, like how does it genuinely work

[thick fog]

You walk towards someone or approach them too close that they start yelling at you to not touch them because they are too immersed in VR that they feel what they are in VR feels like in real life

[pallid trench]

i think it falls flat when nobody understands the ultra nerd shit you're spouting to them honestly

[slim iris]

You're right, he doesn't have a foot thing quite like Kojima does

[maiden jacinth]

Is it some haptic feedback in non stupid sense

[round mica]

so it’s not even a strong feeling? it just like a faint feeling that even a breeze could fulfill?

[maiden jacinth]

You're right, mines better

[slim iris]

Not strong at all

Barely tangible

[thick fog]

It can be a small flinch

But the "people" can feel it strong

[round mica]

damn, so if i wanted to deck a vr chat furry in the mouth it wouldn’t actually hurt them

[pallid trench]

i never get that feeling in vr

[maiden jacinth]

Look at who you're punching smorg

[round mica]

thst is the most touch deprived shit i’ve seen

[maiden jacinth]

Do you not feel, a little silly. Maybe, a tad ashamed?

[round mica]

no

[thick fog]

You know the funny thing is, people who have phantom pain and complain about people touching they forget that theres a setting that lets you have personal space able to change a certain distant that makes user avatars be invisbile

But still ignore to use that setting

[pallid trench]

yeah isnt that like

[maiden jacinth]

But then how are they gonna be a vr perv

[pallid trench]

enabled by default

[thick fog]

Yes

[round mica]

this makes me want to go trolling on vr chat again

[thick fog]

you just booting to vr already makes you a perv smh

[pallid trench]

honestly i think darktide could work semi well in vr now that i think about it

[maiden jacinth]

Fair enough

[round mica]

dude

[urban beacon]

Absolutely not

[round mica]

vr chat has some crest groups on there

[urban beacon]

You'd have to play on difficulty 1 or 2

[maiden jacinth]

I'm glad I didn't play vrc enough all those years ago to discord the dens of degen

[slim iris]

But then I can't sit on my pookie bear's lap and do nothing in the middle of a room 🥺

[pallid trench]

like just put it on sedition, cut the mission length in half and you have a semi-solid melee feeling

[round mica]

i looked at this persons who was being mad annoying

and let me tell you

their groups made complete sense

[pallid trench]

i just think it would be fun to bat entire crowds of poxwalkers in the vr space you feel me

paint the town red isnt cutting it

[urban beacon]

I thought phantom pain had something to do with a severed limb or digit

[thick fog]

I only ever play with a friend occasionally on sundays if we motivated and just chill but we had experiences with lot of individuals

[thick fog]

That is also applied

[round mica]

the actual term of it yes

[maiden jacinth]

Ah, "experiences"

[thick fog]

[pallid trench]

imma be honest

i tried to play vrchat at one point

couldnt do it

couldnt find an avatar i felt comfortable in

[round mica]

i know a veteran who lost his leg in combat and he uses mirror therapy to help with bis phantom pain

it’s crazy what the mind can do

[urban beacon]

Like that house episode?

[maiden jacinth]

Brian is your worst friend or best enemy

[round mica]

never watched house

but mirror therapy is a real thing yes

[thick fog]

You getting exxagerated and ugly human bases and overrated and used furry bases with the most horrendous body propositions and "unique" features

[maiden jacinth]

Only phantom pain I've had has been trying to coop in eldenring

[pallid trench]

only stupid people try the medicine drug

this vexes me

[round mica]

fuck brian

[maiden jacinth]

That might be difficult to do, unless you remove your ribs

[slim iris]

No that's a stealth game

[round mica]

just use funny ones, i use a helldiver avatar and make myself 8 feet tall and recruit people

[thick fog]

You will never feel my phantom pain of me becoming a doppelganger of a legendary soldier

[slim iris]

Wait the joke was already made

[urban beacon]

[maiden jacinth]

Wait, it doesn't have the ifunny.com watermark

How am I supposed to know when to laugh

[pallid trench]

my avatar arms are either way too long or way too short compared to my actual arm span

and then the fps takes a massive shit

[slim iris]

chipmunklaugh.wav

[thick fog]

I bought an avi base in which i am thinking to customize it and texture myself if i am able to but it is honestly the most simple but really still a neat looking one

[thick fog]

I have a picture that i took months ago of a helldiver taking a good sip of his tea

[round mica]

show

[maiden jacinth]

So then gears, what's your fursona then if you're investing this much into vrc

[urban beacon]

False advertising

[slim iris]

I almost got a Divers shirt from hot topic because it was buy two get one free on clearance

I wanted something else though

[pallid trench]

12 foot tall dragon with 6 wings and no consistent color palette

[thick fog]

I dont plan to invest that much
Only just to play occasionally with my friend

But my sona is a golden labrador lol

[maiden jacinth]

Didn't deny

[crude sparrow]

I hope the Ordo hereticus sees this

[amber delta]

buy stellar blade tshirt

if you want to attract attention in public

[maiden jacinth]

Got that dawg in you

[pallid trench]

ok thats good

truly

that dawg in you

[thick fog]

I like simple things

[slim iris]

How does it feel knowing that they didn't delete loner, but instead added another loner that's better in every way

[maiden jacinth]

Minimalism is a great aesthetic

[thick fog]

Me dog person and actually have labrador as pets

[maiden jacinth]

Which is why most of the vestures vex me

[lime beacon]

I mean

[maiden jacinth]

You better make it so you can have butter on your head

[lime beacon]

The arbites has an even more useless aura

The reload speed one

[slow canyon]

butter dog mod when

[modest flume]

"Bad dog! Sit! Stay!"

[thick fog]

[amber delta]

which one is that

[maiden jacinth]

Loner wolf

[thick fog]

No sausage rolls for me not my favourite snack

[lime beacon]

They added the dog to coherency

[slow canyon]

makes arbites dog count as a teammate

so you can have up to 8 coherency

[pallid trench]

personally i would have went with a sick kitsune with 12 tails dual wielding a Uzi and big flaming katana but you do you

[lime beacon]

So theoretically you can reach 8 coherency with 4 dogs lol

[amber delta]

thats the opposite of loner

[urban beacon]

"Loners" who think the dog is enough will probably send it away from them like the idiots they are though

[thick fog]

That sounds something you would be able to find on public avatar worlds search

And they probably would be a rex base

[pallid trench]

isnt the dog designed to be sent away anyways

[maiden jacinth]

I hope the dog ruins coherency for people trying to do loner penances

[pallid trench]

to go bully a sniper across the map

[urban beacon]

Yes and no

I think it's meant to be flexible

[pallid trench]

either way i am happy they added funny doggy :)

[thick fog]

"Scoob, go protect and keep an watch on that priest"

[urban beacon]

Yeah it's a good design

[pallid trench]

😭

[urban beacon]

I do hope they make some good money off it and get a surge in productivity

[pallid trench]

can we name the dog

can we name the dog

[thick fog]

Yes

[urban beacon]

Finally get some more content that matters

[maiden jacinth]

I wonder if people could fuck around with the arbites model. And swap them and the dog

[pallid trench]

naming mine princess

[maiden jacinth]

So you just see the cop go feral on 4 legs

[amber delta]

say "scooby doo" but replace "oo" with "ee"

[thick fog]

rex and novabeast bases my forever hated

[obtuse oak]

Gonna be seeing a lot of these I think

[thick fog]

The most original name

[maiden jacinth]

How many scooby do you think we getting

[pallid trench]

specifically sending them after the shorter looking heretics too

[maiden jacinth]

Or just "dog"

[amber delta]

princess just ate that dude's face

[pallid trench]

ykw

probably just gonna name the dog something stupid like gorbino

[maiden jacinth]

If i can get the incredible chin I'd probably do eustace and courage. Given eustace sounds almost like justice

[pallid trench]

already have dumb names like "florp" for my zealot and "plimby" for my psyker

[urban beacon]

I doubt there will be any different faces

[maiden jacinth]

Sound like rock and mitty characters

[urban beacon]

Though I'd like to be pleasantly surprised

[slim iris]

Not really, you always count as having two coherency with no teammates, except it does additional thing

[pallid trench]

my ogryn is just named barry and is a spitting image of the "barry, 63" meme

[maiden jacinth]

Id just want a comically large chin. Is that too much to ask for

[slim iris]

Naming my arbites Katarin for sure

Maybe the dog can be Kostaltyn

[lime beacon]

True brexit geezer

[maiden jacinth]

If only

[pallid trench]

need a dumbass name for my arbites

[maiden jacinth]

Norf fc ogryn shirts when

[minor narwhal]

ratling tomorrow

[maiden jacinth]

Ratling morrow

Half the man he used to be

[lavish shore]

3 Ratlings in a Trench Coat

[slim iris]

Rex is also a good name for the cyber dog

[pallid trench]

speaking of, any idea of the uk price of the DLC?

[urban beacon]

Look into the deep recesses of your mind and you should have no trouble

[slim iris]

Luv me Fallout NV

[maiden jacinth]

Does that mean your cop is elvis

[pallid trench]

it only lists US and euro prices

[maiden jacinth]

Mr the king

[pallid trench]

but not the price in £

[slim iris]

The King behbeh

[maiden jacinth]

Johnny bravo

[pallid trench]

i have it.

"robodick"

i kept thinking robocop throughout that entire trailer

[slim iris]

🗞️

Bad latrine shovel

[maiden jacinth]

Back to poop scoop with you

[pallid trench]

NO!

PLEASE!

[maiden jacinth]

The zealots have just finished their shift

It should be especially toxic

[modest flume]

I used to poop scoop

[gilded crown]

Good day

[modest flume]

It wasn't bad until the wind picks up

[maiden jacinth]

Thats when you have to go piss

Everyone knows that

[lime beacon]

Just pee in your battle bucket

[maiden jacinth]

Or the commisars cap

[lime beacon]

The battle bucket holds more

[maiden jacinth]

You sound like you do this often, I'll take your word for it

[lime beacon]

Trust me

I upgraded to a modified cooler

[maiden jacinth]

Then again in an actual warhammery talk

I'm sure that's gotta be one of the depressing bits of a hive

Can't imagine there's too much plumbing infrastructure for non nobles

[slow canyon]

yk the thing of needing 2 players for a private game is kinda annoying

cant farm XP by myself

[urban beacon]

Aren't there like trillions of people in the 40k universe

That's a lot of waste...

[lime beacon]

Why do you guys think the torrent is green

That’s where all the waste is

[molten matrix]

Mountain dew

[lime beacon]

I wish

I’d be bottling it

Limited edition atoma prime Mountain Dew

[fast cosmos]

Baja Blast

[lime beacon]

“Taste that atoma aroma”

[signal mason]

Nurgle green

[maiden jacinth]

You know it's probably 0.00000001% gamer girl hivewater

[signal mason]

Gushing grannie

[maiden jacinth]

You should monetise it

[lime beacon]

Maybe the torrent is like a Mountain Dew fountain of youth

That’s why we’re sacrificing millions to fight for the planet

[urban beacon]

Just sewer sludge actually

[marsh iris]

bottom text

[maiden jacinth]

What ever happened to middle text

[marsh iris]

👅

[lime beacon]

You just said it

[maiden jacinth]

Or the one that committed a felony, con text

[low hemlock]

That should be the new sticker

better than thus wacky lookin sticker

[lament vault]

got arrested for trying to take part of the Imperium aura

[weary pilot]

Wrong

[quartz chasm]

Arbiter is gonna be better than Zealot

100%

Dog builds 💀