general-chat

[quasi quarry]

good

[oak stream]

unless your a Khorne Berserker. There have been many cases where Khornate Berserkers will not kill civilians becauase they are not a worthy sacrifice for Khorne, and the only time they murder civi's is if they are in the way of the target they wish to attack.

[elder oasis]

he certianly does enjoy those who fight wars fairly and with great skill. and his daemons tend to have a twisted martial pride

[quasi quarry]

yeah, heard bout that as well

but it depends on the cult i guess x_x

[oak stream]

Though there have been some khorne berserkers that have gone on killing sprees from what I read and mass butchered even civi's before.

[elder oasis]

it is true they often do not kill civilians. but for every example of that we have one of them razing whole worlds to the ground.

the world eaters 100 percent kill unarmed civis and babies and all that when they go full berzerker mode

[forest moss]

Tzeentch is prolly the worst chaos god to follow

[lime beacon]

Khorne literally made ork Valhalla for tuska and his boys

He’s alright in my book

[quasi quarry]

fkn world eaters

[forest moss]

Shit if he felt like it he could just make you a worm

[oak stream]

Legit just mentioned that, but I get you were typing that up.

[inland mantle]

The only good ending in all of 40k

[quasi quarry]

oh right

[elder oasis]

tzeentch is the only one who ever offered mercy to one of his followers

[quasi quarry]

werent orcs invulnerable to chaos corruption tho?

[outer jasper]

He’s gambling is either peak or cringe

[oak stream]

yes and no. There is one clan that not only accepted khorne's offer but actively fights in his arena.

[quasi quarry]

and then made him fart pink dust and recite demonic litanies backwards in high gothic

because he thought it'd be funny

nope

[outer jasper]

Orks corruption resistant because gork and mork are just based

[quasi quarry]

he's the god of trolling and bullshittery, all shits n giggles til u shit letters and giggle backwards

[forest moss]

At least you have a small chance in the other groups

If I was forced to pick it would 100% be Nurgle

[elder oasis]

no his gift to ahriman when tzeentch is done with him isnt damnation, but obliteration.

ahriman will cease to be the gods plaything at some point. none of the gods have offered that to their followers

[oak stream]

There was also this whole debate about there being Khornate orks before. They had red skin and everything from the corruption.

[stoic mirage]

So we love Nurgle here, right guys?

[lime beacon]

YES

[outer jasper]

I hate nurgle

[quasi quarry]

that's one, and for the pink dust legion 🤷‍♂️

[stoic mirage]

Found him.

[outer jasper]

Smell bad and dies when soap

[oak stream]

Nurgle is one of my preferred chaos gods if I had a choice in service, but khorne is a close second.

[stoic mirage]

Someone call Grendyl

[quasi quarry]

didn't he drive a whole space marine to chaos by giving them the power of knowing when someone lies to them?

[inland mantle]

So the average gamer?

[quasi quarry]

and funny coincidence

that chapter worked WITH THE INQUISITION

[lime beacon]

I tried using soap on my arm once and my hand fell off

Never again

[outer jasper]

Truly a nurgle worshipper

[stoic mirage]

I had someone call a pox burster wave an army of redditors

[elder oasis]

he is also the god of hope and change, tzeentch has alot of followers that kinda just do whatever they want.

and tzeentch might be the reason chaos doesnt win, as he wants the game to continue forever! so unlike the other gods sometimes tzeentch save imperial citizens ;)

[stoic mirage]

Never laughed so hard mid game

[outer jasper]

I’m washing you

[oak stream]

I'll never get tired of the purple orc meme which is not even canon. and the shovel meme for krieg which again is not even canon.

[quasi quarry]

he's just random asf x_x at least the other ones have set objectives and goals

[oak stream]

People don't read and fall easily to rumor. If you go into the actual books for ork colors none of them mention purple, but the wiki does.

[quasi quarry]

i like that he's funny sometimes

[stoic mirage]

This lowkey sounds like something a tzeentch worshipper would say man

[lime beacon]

Krieg is cool but I think they’ve got the worst fanboys

[elder oasis]

well combat shovels are canon though so the shovel meme isnt that far off

[lime beacon]

Hear me out

Orks

But they’re green

[quasi quarry]

shovel? intense krieg breathing

[outer jasper]

Chat im only saying this once, chaos gods are reflections of mass emotions that every race feels, both good and bad, at the current stage in the galaxy however they take on their more negative traits due to the entirety of the galaxy being fucked

[oak stream]

yes, but people don't know that the trench mace is actually the preferred melee weapon for krieg, and of course bayonet charges.

[lime beacon]

Can you guys imagine the chaos gods if everyone was chill

[elder oasis]

well i do play 1k sons

[quasi quarry]

ig

i wanna see what horrors lay in the warp tho, cause there was an audiobook that mentioned something lurking in deep warp that even the chaos gods said ''fuck no''

[silver mango]

Nurgle

[elder oasis]

and the purple ork meme is just a joke based on an actual ork cultural phenomenon, so again its not really that egregious of a joke

[outer jasper]

Oh yeah have fun with that I’ll be enjoying the shallows

[lime beacon]

No, like, what they’d look like if everyone was just 100% manifesting only good emotions and intentions and there was galaxy wide peace

Relatively

[silver mango]

Slaneesh

[elder oasis]

prolly some enslavers and other nightmares

[quasi quarry]

enslavers? tyrannid things?

[oak stream]

yes, but the point is it was a joke and people have actually told me it's canon before, and it annoys the shit out of me, given I am a huge ork fan.

[arctic shoal]

Worse

[quasi quarry]

literal lovecraftian horrors

[quasi quarry]

what are enslavers?

[outer jasper]

Nurgle would probably be like a gardener god, helping people who are dying and those grieving the dead

[oak stream]

Also the meme where people keep thinking that orcs died because a guardsman said bang when he was out of ammo.

[quasi quarry]

death, yeah

[oak stream]

People think that's real as well.

[elder oasis]

chaos predates the other races btw (an eldar and chaos space marine retcon of sorts) , and were always fucked up. the current gods are just the ones fueled by what we do now, even if we were positive chaos daemons would be evil

[outer jasper]

Fucked up warp creatures that eat your soul while you’re still alive

[quasi quarry]

eh, mild

[stoic mirage]

Would you rather turn into a fart sack or just die

Death >

[lime beacon]

Yeah but they’d be less evil and powerful if the galaxy wasn’t as screwed, right

[oak stream]

turning into a fart sack is just death.

[outer jasper]

Yeah but not like rotting and shit it’s just this is an eventuality and I’m here to help you with it

[elder oasis]

no, they would probably just be less powerful

[stoic mirage]

Except you smell like overwatch players

[outer jasper]

No they were like flies to shit and super common

[quasi quarry]

nurgle, khorne and tzeench (not sure if slaneesh existed at that point) plotted and succeeded in spreading the infant primarchs x_x

[elder oasis]

no not tyranids, warp entities that were very bad and very evil but arent chaos daemons

[stoic mirage]

Aren’t all chaos gods canonically outside time?

[outer jasper]

Slaanesh both existed and nonexisted

[oak stream]

I don't play that game any more even though I own some of the fomo skins from the early parts of its development.

[quasi quarry]

so the're primordial

[quasi quarry]

what in lovecraft does that even mean x_x

or work

[elder oasis]

chaos gods exist outside of time and space

[oak stream]

Like I don't even remember the last time I played overwatch but it was way before overwatch 2.

[outer jasper]

Don’t worry about it

[quasi quarry]

so... they can't be killed

at all

[outer jasper]

Oh no they can absolutely

Just takes gargantuan effort

[oak stream]

They could if they could come into reality. Khaine got very close to murdering khorne in a fight from what I recall.

[quasi quarry]

what about the ghoul stars?

[elder oasis]

think about doctor who. the doctor had a birthday right? so he was born in a fixed point of time.

but the doctor has a time machine, and could go back in time before his birth right? that would mean he existed before he was born

the chaos gods are similar

[oak stream]

or was that the emperor?

[stoic mirage]

Skins are a big part of keeping the player base. Lord knows the game would be a graveyard without them

[outer jasper]

The ynnead were planning to sacrifice the entire eldar race to summon their god of death to kill slaanesh

[quasi quarry]

I see

[elder oasis]

he got shattered in that fight, i dont recall it being close tbh

[outer jasper]

And old lore but a grey knight once got close enough to stab slaanesh but fucked up and got possessed

[oak stream]

I am one of the few people who owns the Sarah Kerrigan Ghost skin when starcraft was doing it's special anniversary update several years ago.

[jovial pine]

aint no way a mere mortal could even begin to touch a real chaos god's true self

[quasi quarry]

I wonder, since there it seems that more pantheons exist in this universe how's that only the chaos gods remained relevant?

[oak stream]

It wasn't entirely close, but Khaine was initially winning before it went south hard for him from what I recall.

[quasi quarry]

Eldar gods are just chilling somewhere while their followers got butchered?

[elder oasis]

well we dont know it was a greyknight iirc, but yeah no one can resist slaaneshes true form

[outer jasper]

The other gods were forgotten about/don’t embody some basic trait all living things have

[quasi quarry]

I see...

[elder oasis]

most are extremely depowered and only exist inside artifacts and weapons. alot of them died.

isha is with nurgle, and khaine was shattered

[quasi quarry]

Oh yeah, that eldar goddess

damn

[elder oasis]

before slaaneshes birth though they were helping out

they fought the ctan in the war vs the crons

[modern bobcat]

Void Dragon is locked up in Mars

etc

[quasi quarry]

void dragon?

[elder oasis]

khaine shattered the nightbringer

[quasi quarry]

tf is a void dragon

[outer jasper]

One of the ctan and also the omnissiah

[modern bobcat]

Sort of a god

[quasi quarry]

huh

[cosmic burrow]

most powerdul ctan

[oak stream]

We are also forgetting one of the oldest chaos gods in existance Malice, or Malal or Malar I think some people call him.

[quasi quarry]

HUH

the void dragon is omnissiah?

[elder oasis]

emps intercepted and put to sleep a large piece of a ctan of technology. this shard influenced the beings of mars and created the tech cult we know as the admech

[outer jasper]

Technically

[modern bobcat]

Or isn't the Omnissiah a shard of the Void Dragon

he was shattered as well or something iirc

[quasi quarry]

HUH?

[elder oasis]

thats barely canon anymore, GW cant use the god due to IP issues

[quasi quarry]

malice's dead?

[modern bobcat]

He got retconned by GW ages ago

[quasi quarry]

buh

[modern bobcat]

but has kind of been brought back

[elder oasis]

but also technically not

its complicated

[oak stream]

Yes he was retconned but he is still my favorite.

[modern bobcat]

Tbh they should have kept Malal

[elder oasis]

he still has a space marine warband at least

[outer jasper]

Long story short void dragon shard landed on medieval earth, Emps then killed him and put him on mars, millennia later when people colonized mars the dragon influenced the creation of technology

[quasi quarry]

lemme guess, the void dragon powers something that gave the mars techpriests

the ideas of creating the cult mechanicus?

[elder oasis]

no, more like its influence caused the humans to be tech savvy

[spare lynx]

Me queueing up to grind penances on quickplay

low intensity
pain

[outer jasper]

Void dragon is asleep and it’s aura makes people smart

[outer jasper]

100% humanity

[oak stream]

dude like every 3 matches I get high intensity. like fml.

[delicate vapor]

Got me more chicken tenders

[elder oasis]

emps needed the cult to be made so he could have forgeworlds for his crusade

[quasi quarry]

imagine if the mechanicus would start creating new shit

[outer jasper]

The dragons influence was what made people think there was a machine god

[quasi quarry]

so... big E is some kind of warp entity?

[outer jasper]

Cawl proves how devastating that would be for everyone but the imperium

[stoic mirage]

Me queuing up havoc 40 just to dc 5 times before the first objective

[spare lynx]

high intensity would be great for all the "kill x with y" penances on veteran

[outer jasper]

He made himself one

[oak stream]

from what I recall they have we just hardly get any context in the books about it.

[elder oasis]

they do, constantly. its a lore misconception that the admech dont invent anythings.

think of them like the inquistion, some inquisitors are extremists and some are chill

[elder oasis]

well a group of shamans made him technically

a mass ritual sacrifice

to make one super beings

named emops

[quasi quarry]

so... they create new stuff but it avoids being reliant on A.I?

[quasi quarry]

wtf

[quasi quarry]

even then, it seems unlikely that 10 human shamans could create something that could beef with literal space gods

[elder oasis]

welll.... they still use AI but alot of the times they dont know its AI.

alot of tech they use is suspicious as shit

[quasi quarry]

that existed and not existed before time itself

[spare lynx]

Emperor lore is wild and it's best just not to think about it too much

[quasi quarry]

imagine they get their lil mechanical fingers on Votaan's STC

[elder oasis]

tbf emps cannot beat a chaos god one on one

[quasi quarry]

still

[elder oasis]

heck a daemon exists that can kill him

[quasi quarry]

he's done some wild stuff

[outer jasper]

I was referring to the deal with the chaos gods

[oak stream]

if we're talking about the admech, then the machine spirit at times does seem to 100% be ai in certain cases.

[elder oasis]

they would prolly kill the votann and go on a crusade to unalive the kin XD

[halcyon glen]

E

[quasi quarry]

i mean... they don't have an issue with Krieg, and they artificially make their whole regiments

[elder oasis]

yeah in like landraiders and other kit we have stories of them acting autonomously despite not having that ability.... definitely sus

[quasi quarry]

Votaan's just clone themselves endlessly.

[elder oasis]

nah they would have an issue with the use of AI

not the clones

[quasi quarry]

CHAOS POSSESSED

[elder oasis]

LOYALIST ones

but yeah daemons work too if ur chaos

[quasi quarry]

isn't clonin prohibited tho?

[elder oasis]

but chaos land raiders eat people

[elder oasis]

nah, admech clone stuff

[quasi quarry]

they're metal puppies

[elder oasis]

in the admech trilogy, a father has a daughter made from his genetic materiel

they are both brilliant admech scientists

[oak stream]

if we're talking about the krieg they are vat born which is not really cloning, and in truth being vat born means you could be any size or build, and there is also the posibility of vat birthing women.

[elder oasis]

kin arent exact copies either, so similar logic applies

[oak stream]

We just never see any lore about it.

[loud crag]

hot take: there should be no scriptures/grimoires on the Auric board

[oak stream]

they use a special kind of cloning from what people tell me.

I'm no kin player or lore expert. so Idk if that's true.

[elder oasis]

yes its highly advanced dark age tech

[quasi quarry]

I think that was specified it was prohibited

[loud crag]

I'm sick of people ruining games by picking one up without asking when the team is already struggling enough without having half your health corrupted

[modern bobcat]

skill issue

[elder oasis]

the kin can manipulate mutations on the same level as the tyranids, however unlike the nids they have limitations. too many changes corrupts the clone so to keep it stable they gotta stay within limits

[oak stream]

I believe cloning is prohibited for the imperium. Clavicus Bile though has cloned all the primarchs and of course the only one with a primarch aura so far was Fulgrim.

[quasi quarry]

omg yeah the fulgrim clone

[oak stream]

Well I think the only one he hasn't cloned was sanguinius, but i don't recall.

[quasi quarry]

is that dood still alive?

[elder oasis]

kin collect bio mass, break it down into its individual parts, then use the matter to make more kin.

kin are made using clone skeins, which are genetic templates

[quasi quarry]

IF HE ACTUALLY BRINGS SANGUINIUS BACK HOLY SHIT

[oak stream]

Nothing was really mentioned after that. So idk, and I haven't payed attention to it.

[elder oasis]

the leagues of votann actually have alot in common with tyranids strangely enough

[loud crag]

doesn't change the fact that, with the non-rewards it gives (especially in Auric when you don't need any extra exp), picking a grim is basically griefing at this point

[quasi quarry]

now imagine if Tyrannids were sentient

[elder oasis]

ignore the fulgrim clone, it was a narrative device and prolly wont ever return

[quasi quarry]

buh

[elder oasis]

technically some are, depending on what you mean by sentient

[oak stream]

Problem is to fully clone sanguinius and give him his primarch aura he'd need his soul, and that is fragmented into pieces when Horus killed him. So it might never happen.

[quasi quarry]

independent thought

[elder oasis]

another problem is he never added fulgrims soul to the clone. it was a freaking fluke

the souls made its own way there

and the reasons are left a mystery

[oak stream]

Well the hot take there is the fact that Fulgrim has no soul because he's a demon prince now So there is rumor that his soul may have fled to that clone.

[elder oasis]

that is the fandoms canon

makes enough sense

[oak stream]

Fandom canon, but mainly a rumor.

[quasi quarry]

rowboat girlyman and the lion met in the lore so far?

or they're still separated

[stoic mirage]

Isn’t the clone still around?

[elder oasis]

but yeah its a narrative device to build on biles character, so fulgrim clone is prolly gone forever

[stoic mirage]

Thought it got destroyed

[elder oasis]

trazyn has it

[stoic mirage]

Ah

[oak stream]

Robute is still knee deep in politics so it might be a while before they meet up.

[elder oasis]

they also are on opposite sides of the galactic shit stain that abby made

[quasi quarry]

the fact that the imperium only has politics to a certain range from terra and from there is like 1600s america/europe

[elder oasis]

but tbf we dont know the limits on mr green knights teleporting

[quasi quarry]

superstition, war

[stoic mirage]

I wonder how much the setting will change in 10 years

Since people will eventually get bored of it currently but they can’t end their money making machine

[quasi quarry]

isn't it possible to cross it?

[elder oasis]

technically yes, but its highly dangerous and communications dont tend to reach the other side

[oak stream]

with the warp scar even teleporting ships with navigators can only do short distances. Takes a long time to teleport because of the warp static. Though you probably already know that long jumps leave you in the middle of bum fuck no where. Though idk how the green man's teleporting works so who knows.

[quasi quarry]

damn...

[elder oasis]

yeah his is a weird warp forest thing

[stoic mirage]

All of this preventable btw

If Magnus wasn’t born

[quasi quarry]

fuck magnus, fuck erebus

[elder oasis]

the setting was on abbys 13th crusade for like 20 plus years. they can milk this puppy for ever

[oak stream]

Now we talking slaanesh in fantasy. Sigvald is my boy.

[elder oasis]

magnus isnt the badguy

[quasi quarry]

still traitor

[stoic mirage]

Ain’t the bad guy but he sure is hell the one at fault other than baldy over there

[elder oasis]

do you know why he went traitor? and why it was possible?

[stoic mirage]

The web way would’ve carried

[elder oasis]

and did you know one piece of magnus is LOYAL

[quasi quarry]

do i need to know why?

[elder oasis]

BET YOU DIDNT KNOW A PART OF MAGNUS'S SOUL FOUNDED THE GREY KNIGHTS

[quasi quarry]

huh

[oak stream]

Grey these knights.

[quasi quarry]

[elder oasis]

janus, the first whatever they call their leaders, is a 1k son mixed with the compassion and goodness of magnus

[quasi quarry]

average grey knights lore

istg they're the most ridiculous ones

[elder oasis]

basically when horus tricked leman russ into attacking magnus, magnus was shattered into pieces

[stoic mirage]

Holy hell… I got into warhammer maybe 2 years ago

[quasi quarry]

but based

[quick pendant]

i always wished magnus had loyalist sons grey knights are the cloeset thing

[quasi quarry]

to bad they exterminate anyone that meets them

[stoic mirage]

To think this all happened because Horus couldn’t get a hair transplant in turkey….

[quick pendant]

😭 ikr

[elder oasis]

the current magnus is called the crimson king, and is all the negative emotions he had

[quick pendant]

ehhhhhhhhh

maybe??

[quasi quarry]

it's not like most of the imperiums population knows of demons n such

[stoic mirage]

?

I thought the only shard he was missing was his noble shard

[oak stream]

Well not any more since Robute told them to stop it.

[modern bobcat]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Fifth_Fellowship

[coarse tree]

Magnus isn't the bad guy? The asshole that made a deal with tzeench to try and fix his legion? The guy that didn't listen to his father repeatedly and punched a permanent hole into the web way that can't be shut? That Magnus? The one that forced hundreds of psykers to die so he could break into his dad's lab on terra? That taught his legion to harness demons of the warp to increase their powers?

[quick pendant]

there was some things malcador said about all of his fragments being parts of the same soul not reflections

[quasi quarry]

i thought he did that because he couldn't get an eldar waifu

[quasi quarry]

did they stop that?

[elder oasis]

the crimson king is the largest shard of magnus, he did collect alot of others (some were lost) but the dominant shard is still the crimson king shard

[stoic mirage]

He couldn’t get one because of his male pattern baldness

[quasi quarry]

they're with the inquisition

they do whatever the fuck they want

[quick pendant]

is that the one that was best friends with an order of knights?

[quasi quarry]

no wonder he's proably fuming now at roboute and his yvraine

[stoic mirage]

Poor magic boy…

[modern bobcat]

Kind of absorbed into Imperial Fists

[elder oasis]

also magnus didnt truly go to the dark side till the seige

[stoic mirage]

I’d be furious as well. My brother has golden locks and stole my girl?

[elder oasis]

emps gave magnus an impossible ultimatum

[stoic mirage]

I’m on Nurgles front door

[oak stream]

Not even the inquisition would tell robute to fuck off. The only thing the inquisition fears more than a primarch is the custodes.

[elder oasis]

emps told magnus that he could be loyal, but only if he sacrificed his sons

[quasi quarry]

too bad both got cucked by the space wolves iirc

[elder oasis]

and magnus couldnt do it

[stoic mirage]

*Hair

[quasi quarry]

or was it the grey knights and the inquisition

[stoic mirage]

Nah really though

[oak stream]

Space wolves fought grey knights and royally fucked them.

[stoic mirage]

The emperor for being a god was such a failure

[elder oasis]

do you mean the civil war the wolves fought against the inquistion and greyknights?

[quasi quarry]

yep

where the wolves didn't hit back only at one point iirc

told the knights to fuck off 'fore they got pissed off

[oak stream]

it was because they saw them and were like. now you need to die, and the space wolves were like, "so you've chosen death i see!".

[stoic mirage]

This was all so avoidable. Makes me feel like all the emperor really had was tenacity and power but no brains

[quasi quarry]

yep

[quasi quarry]

he underestimated a lot of things

[elder oasis]

i think the war started when the grey knights open fired on civilians

[quasi quarry]

expanded too much and got out of hand

[elder oasis]

so the wolves intervened

[quasi quarry]

they saved a world from demon incursion

[stoic mirage]

And whether this is because of bad writing or writing so good that it looks bad is up for debate

[quasi quarry]

GK's wanted to kill everyone

[oak stream]

yes, they did and the space wolves did not like that.

[quasi quarry]

the wolves shipped them off to different worlds

AND THE INQUISITION EXTERMINATED ALL THE WORLDS

[elder oasis]

yeah they do be like that sometimes

[quasi quarry]

when the wolves found out they kinda got pissed off

[jovial pine]

🍦

[quasi quarry]

and heads started rolling

[modern bobcat]

He's not a god

That's the point

[elder oasis]

he is NOW

[stoic mirage]

He absolutely is now and it’s still a shit show

[jovial pine]

emperor godhood deniers in chat

[quasi quarry]

he ain't tho, his presence just persists

[oak stream]

I think the story goes, they shot civi's the space wolves were like wtf? The grey knights were like "What they saw us, they needed to die, they are just worthless mortals." Space wolves told them to fuck off or die, and the grey knights chose a civil war that left them in the dust.

[elder oasis]

and arguably was before, god doesnt really have a definition that makes him not a god tbh

[quasi quarry]

there's a passage where he speaks with guilliman

it's all space magic weirdness

[modern bobcat]

The whole point of the setting was that mankind of limited and as in most sci-fi/fantasy settings has to overcome those limitations

[stoic mirage]

Sucking up 1k magic souls a day and having trillions believe and worship you? Thats a god in the warp without a doubt

[oak stream]

From my understanding the Emperor told humans many times to not worship him as a god.

[modern bobcat]

The Emperor failed because he was human and fallible

[quasi quarry]

they shot civies, the wolves shipped other survivors to different worlds

the inquisition tracked them and glassed all the planets

[elder oasis]

the greyknights stayed there hand and tried to negotiate, not wanting open warfare after the first tussle.

but the inquistor with them chose to say smth he shouldnt and a space wolf killed him in cold blood for the insult

[quasi quarry]

just because of a few civillians that MAYBE saw the daemons

[oak stream]

then the civil war?

[quasi quarry]

yep

funny thing is

the wolves didn't strike back only by the end

where one of the big space wolves walked in, chopped a few heads and fucked off

i wonder if roboute found out about that

cause the inquisition itself is so confusing, they don't have a chain of command

or an exact chain of command u'd expect a militarized organisation to have

[upbeat turtle]

i love the months of shame

[delicate vapor]

8 more days

[quasi quarry]

shows the chadness of space wolves

ik

[oak stream]

He probably wouldn't care that much if we're talking about the grey knights dying. Though with Fenris suffering from the inquisition he might very much care.

[quasi quarry]

i fkn love them

[elder oasis]

well they arent militarized technically, but rather rely on other organizations for that. "the chambers militant"

[quasi quarry]

not that, the fact the inquisition EXTERMINATED WORLDS just because a few civilians were shipped off tere

[oak stream]

and then the fun begins.

[quasi quarry]

essentially BILLIONS died

[upbeat turtle]

would’ve shown the chadness of the grey knights too if they grew a pair and told that inquisitor to fuck off

[elder oasis]

drop in the bucket

[oak stream]

yeah... I'd probably kill who ever made that call if they aren't already dead.

[quasi quarry]

the literal portrayal of the witch hunts in 1600's americas n europe

and i love it

[stoic mirage]

You guys think they’ll ever genuinely fix the dc issue?

[delicate vapor]

billions must die

[quasi quarry]

or crack down on the organisation itself

establish a clear chain of command

[oak stream]

both

[elder oasis]

tbf they kinda are under said inquisitor at the time

[quasi quarry]

and actual loyalists

[oak stream]

God I hate not having the ability to post gifs. The both gif is so good.

[quasi quarry]

if roboute would go a bit more harder on bureaucrats i think their situation would improve a bit, might backfire a lot

[upbeat turtle]

that just makes the impact of it bigger because the space wolves aren’t the ones who call it the months of shame

the grey knights regret the ordeal

[quasi quarry]

the grey knights are kinda clouded, they just follow the inquisition

[elder oasis]

for every harmful incident the inquisition has made, they have saved the imperium from 10 tbf. they are a nescessary evil

[oak stream]

I think the only thing politics wise that stands in any form of way would be the High Lords, or the Lord Castellan if he has any kind of reason to cock block him that is.

[upbeat turtle]

which is ironic considering they’re all psykers

[quasi quarry]

the civil war shows they're a liability

a BIG liability

they're efficient but they need organisation

aka Roboute needs to make them an excel spreadsheet

with who's in charge n shit

[elder oasis]

that civil war only occurred because of the wolves. first founding chapters have a lot of clout. space marines operating outside of any imperial chain of command is also an issue

if a successor has tried that it prolly wouldnt have worked out

[oak stream]

I think the problem is they are split into 3 sub groups and don't have enough sway or even say in how the other group preforms. They need what the guard has which is some form of Lord Castellan who tells them to get their shit together or pay the price.

[quasi quarry]

It occured because they were killing civilians

[elder oasis]

the inquisition? its more then 3 groups

[oak stream]

is it 4?

[elder oasis]

which a ton of space marines do as well

[quasi quarry]

I think they're just everything

[elder oasis]

the space wolves are an exception, not the rule

[elder oasis]

more then 4

[quasi quarry]

yeah..

[elder oasis]

their are a ton of ordos

but only 3 regularly go to war

[oak stream]

Xenos, Hereticus, and Malleus.

Those are the 3 sects I'm talking about.

[quasi quarry]

were the assassin schools outside the inquisition

[elder oasis]

yes the big 3 with military forces

[oak stream]

They kind of don't have any sway between their groups.

[elder oasis]

they are utilized by inquisitors and other high rankers, but are a seperate entity

[oak stream]

which segregates their cooperative abilities, and power.

making one side to do dumb shit while the other watches.

[elder oasis]

its worse then that, each ordos isnt even a coherent organization. its a bunch of individuals working on different projects

but it has its upsides

since each inquisitor is free to pursue their own goals it allows alot of approaches and a fluid response to threats

but also means the ordos have to heavily police their own members sometimes

[quasi quarry]

so it's the wild west out there

x_x

[elder oasis]

yeah

[quasi quarry]

no wonder the frontier worlds don't even know of the imperium

or know only bits n pieces

[elder oasis]

for most worlds the imperium is just a tax collector

[jovial pine]

even a pretty shitty wild west frontier-like frontier world would probably be better than the average imperium experience we hear about all the time

[elder oasis]

but oh boy you better pay those fucking taxes

[quasi quarry]

yeah...

[quasi quarry]

there are some worlds still in their medieval era

[elder oasis]

the imperium is its own worst enemy sometimes too, if huron was left alone then we wouldnt have the red corsairs now

[quasi quarry]

or like near industrial revolution

[hard star]

How many days till I can have a dog in darktide.......

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2

[elder oasis]

8

[jovial pine]

10 quadrillion

[quasi quarry]

for 12 euros, in 8 days

i wonder if the dlc comes with some cosmetics as well

[elder oasis]

it does

if you pay

for the DELUXE PACKAGE

[quasi quarry]

huh

[hard star]

Theres 2 dlcs

[quasi quarry]

of course there's a deluxe package

for a dlc

HAHAHAH

[hard star]

I mean the cosmetics in the deluxe package look really good

[elder oasis]

it lets you pretend to be the leader of an exaction squad

[hard star]

Like it doubles down on that 'heavy armor' feel

[quasi quarry]

how much is it?

[hard star]

Like 12 bucks I think

[elder oasis]

3 billion dollars

[hard star]

Wait

Hold on I think I got the prices mixed up

[modern bobcat]

space furry detected

[inland mantle]

18.99 for the deluxe

[queen summit]

I have not played in about a year, have the added many weapons to the game?

[quasi quarry]

there are 3 dlcs

which one has the arbites n cosmetics?

deluxe has both of em?

[hard star]

Deluxe gives both dlcs for about 19 bucks

[inland mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3710950/Warhammer_40000_Darktide__Arbites_Class_Deluxe_Edition/

[thick fog]

Both upgrade DLC and Deluxe

Deluxe edition gives you both the class and extra cosmetics

[quasi quarry]

y'all got some links from the cosmetic sets?

[jovial pine]

for some reason deluxe is cheaper than the parts individually when added up

[thick fog]

Upgrade DLC is only the cosmetics

[hard star]

You complaining?

[thick fog]

that is usually how is done

[jovial pine]

:(

[elder oasis]

thats normal usually

buy in bulk

save money

[thick fog]

Deluxe to be more cheaper than having to buy DLCs seperately

[jovial pine]

maybe. though it's like, an upgrade TO the deluxe

[hard star]

I already decided on doubling down and buying both dlcs at once so it works out for me

[quasi quarry]

I NEED TO SEE THE COSMETIC SET RAAAAAAAAAH

[elder oasis]

just google the exaction squad

[hard star]

Dude someone sent the link like a minute ago-

[elder oasis]

its the sgt with the giant head gear

[quasi quarry]

nvm found it

[inland mantle]

Doesnt like my link 😭

[quasi quarry]

goofy ahh eagle on his head

[hard star]

But like

[modern bobcat]

So Commodore reset is Thursday, then Arbites releases the following Monday

[elder oasis]

ITS A HOLY AQUILLA YOU HERETIC

[hard star]

Im deadass buying the deluxe edition

[modern bobcat]

Do we think we'll get an additional Commodore reset/new store page there when Arbites drops?

[hidden trout]

the lore tab for this dog is awesome
that is one hardcore mastiff

[thick fog]

Base class DLC is 12€ and upgrade is 8€ so will be in total 20€
Deluxe Edition that includes both is 19€, one euro less

[hard star]

Probably

[elder oasis]

it better be hard, its mostly metal

[quasi quarry]

the aquilla also has 2 heads like a tzeench daemon prince, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

[elder oasis]

this is wrong

do you mean kairos?

[hard star]

Face the wall....
Six billion boltguns racking

[hidden trout]

and its metal because its so hardcore
this is an actually true statement

[elder oasis]

Kairos isnt a daemon prince, he is a greater daemon

[quasi quarry]

yeah, read a theory that the aquilla might represent kairos

[elder oasis]

its very different i assure you

[hard star]

Be sick if crouching while blocking with your shield anchored it like an ogryn

[quasi quarry]

greater daemon is a pure demon and demon princes are from humans?

[elder oasis]

mostly right yeah

[hard star]

Humans that won the 'go to hell' lottery

[elder oasis]

some princes arent human though

[molten matrix]

Fulgrim and angron are daemon princes

[elder oasis]

belakor predates humanity, no one knows what he is

[quasi quarry]

mb then

[hard star]

Hes a lil guy

[quasi quarry]

it was mostly that the aquilla might represent kairos as a sick twist made by tzeench

sounded funny

[hard star]

I fr need an ability in darktide that lets me summon a combat servitor as a stand....

[quasi quarry]

cause iirc kairos has a covered head as well

and one of the heads on the aquilla has something over their heads

[jovial pine]

chaos god vs goku, GO

[elder oasis]

kairos got his extra head from falling (being thrown violently into) a well

[quasi quarry]

goku getting an unholy diarhea from nurgle

[jovial pine]

noob ass goku did die from a heart attack one time (kinda)

[quasi quarry]

y'know, tzeench bein a god that fucks with time and kairos bein a greater demon

time travel shit

dunno

[elder oasis]

its because his heart meds were grape flavoured, and he hates grapes

[elder oasis]

its a very cool idea

[quasi quarry]

but he came back 3 times

[quasi quarry]

imagine he travels through time and becomes the idea for the aquilla

and he's plasted all over the imperium

[jovial pine]

goku wouldnt stand a chance, not even with zeno helping him. not even if there was a zeno zeno would goku have a chance

[modern bobcat]

Is anyone gonna look at Dune Awakening?

[molten matrix]

What if i threw my advisor into the well of souls as a joke

[elder oasis]

but kairos is a raven not an eagle tbf

[modern bobcat]

I'm temptedbut I don't want more survival crafting timesink

[elder oasis]

it worked out well

[quasi quarry]

still a bird with two heads

10k years and things can lose their meaning

🤷‍♂️

[elder oasis]

im just pointing out the facts

[quasi quarry]

ik

[modern bobcat]

With Arbites and Lex coming out for DT and Rogue Trader, I don't want to overspend and not have time

[elder oasis]

its a fun idea

[quasi quarry]

bought the season pass and still didn't finish a playthrough x_x

it's convoluted asf

[jovial pine]

at least we can all agree on one thing: (thing we cant agree on)

[elder oasis]

no

[quasi quarry]

big E's just a ghost on a throne

[modern bobcat]

Damn Taurox, you really out here razing my shit

[elder oasis]

big e is a spooky scary skeleton

[jovial pine]

is the emperor's original soul the soul in charge of the emperor's warp god form?

[modern bobcat]

Big E proves the rule that there is a skeleton inside you

[elder oasis]

damn you playing total war?

[modern bobcat]

and it's spooky

[modern bobcat]

I'm testing a Malus 8 turn sword of khaine strategy on Legendary

[elder oasis]

thats crazy, i typically test my lil guys running over and hitting the other persons lil guys

[quasi quarry]

i think he just has a big presence in the warp, hence that beacon all navigators see

[elder oasis]

emps soul is shattered

[modern bobcat]

I'm 1 turn behind unfortunately because CA have changed some things about movement

[quasi quarry]

tzeench would be the ultimate troll to turn off that light for a couple days

cloud it somehow

[amber cave]

Dog dog dog dog dog

[elder oasis]

dang

[quasi quarry]

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

where's the meme channel on this discord

[thick fog]

Bean eating dog when

[quasi quarry]

I CAN'T POST GIFS HERE

[jovial pine]

there was one once for darktide memes but it's now locked and unseeable by mortals

[modern bobcat]

It's pretty insane, you spend the first 6 turns with -6000 income 😂

[quasi quarry]

i have the perfect gif for the dog class

[quasi quarry]

shit

[inland mantle]

Zealot chat

[thick fog]

general chat does not have embed perms

[elder oasis]

the astronomicon is powered by emps, it is not emps himself btw

it predates emps being a skeleton

[quasi quarry]

oh

[elder oasis]

yeah its like a literal building i think

he made it

[quasi quarry]

another thing i've wondered, is big E still there since all those souls were bein' fed to him for the last thousands of years?

[elder oasis]

yeah in some capacity

[quasi quarry]

wouldn't all those souls be in one place

[elder oasis]

he talks to rowboat

[quasi quarry]

roasts the fuck out of him

[elder oasis]

they bring the souls to terra and they join a ritual where their essence is consumed slowly

idk how long it takes

weeks?

months?

who knows

[quasi quarry]

weren't they feedin him 1000 souls each day?

psyker souls to be precise

[elder oasis]

yeah but those souls dont instantly perish

[modern bobcat]

The Astronomican was the Emperor's father-son project with Magnus for the school science fair

[elder oasis]

its an excruciating process

more powerful ones last longer i think

maybe the weak ones die quickly

idk

[quasi quarry]

still, the souls will probably linger there x_x

i'm amazed the fkn custodes aren't insane from the millions of souls there

[elder oasis]

i dont think they do, you see most souls dont stay in one piece even under normal circumstances

avg loyalist dies, soul goes to the warp, and daemons tear it apart till its spread so far its not the person anymore

having your soul absorbed by emps? you are prolly gone forever

[quasi quarry]

damn

so it's just a fall into literal nothing

well that's 40k for ya

[elder oasis]

human souls dont typically stay aware after death anyways

[round mica]

The doggo will be upon us soon

[glossy bear]

Day 4 of waiting for arbites chat

[calm cobalt]

dumb question, who benefit from the heavy sword the most

[glossy bear]

What is that howling that I hear

[glossy bear]

Which sword

[calm cobalt]

any mark really

[glossy bear]

No, like relic blade or?

[calm cobalt]

ah, Turtolsky

[glossy bear]

What

[turbid locust]

Day 5 of hoping that there'll be ingame banter about how Arbites is properly pronounced

[jovial pine]

heavy sword

is its own sword

[calm cobalt]

Turtolsky heavy sword

[inland mantle]

Zealot does

[calm cobalt]

thx
any reason why

[jovial pine]

surely thats something they'd be taught uniformly in school

[inland mantle]

Tons of melee talents plus fury. Pairs well with the ignore body mass blessing on it

[turbid locust]

given the state of reddit, its clearly not

[jovial pine]

you mean not enough? true

because it isnt like redditors have access to imperium school materials

(but redditors do prove that uniform education isnt enough)

[delicate vapor]

FUCK HELLO KITTY

[wintry hemlock]

Anybody know when summēr sale starts

[inland mantle]

Some time from now till next year

[delicate vapor]

anyday now

[jovial pine]

summer sale date is public knowledge these days

[jovial pine]

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamworks/announcements/detail/4264427597939246984

[wintry hemlock]

11 days

[jovial pine]

June 26th yeah

[coarse tree]

I can't tell if this is negative, or furry lust.

[wintry hemlock]

I hope helldivers go on sale wanna try that game aswell

[delicate vapor]

its hatred

[jovial pine]

hello kitty is cute

[wintry hemlock]

After 900h in darktide and 800h in drg gota try someting else 😂

[inland mantle]

Only 900 in DT rookie numbers 😔

[molten matrix]

Firebreak tuesday

[hidden trout]

Only 900 in dt

[wintry hemlock]

Yea just finished tutorial 😂 how much u have?

[inland mantle]

60 away from 2k

[feral nacelle]

WE'RE RICH

[delicate vapor]

2k24

[wintry hemlock]

Rock and stone

[hidden trout]

3.5k

[round mica]

Death that is what you hear the only thing heretics will hear in their last moments

[wintry hemlock]

How you guys dont get bored

[jovial pine]

good question

[inland mantle]

Melee combat too good

[hidden trout]

Game fun

[jovial pine]

I like killing people

[delicate vapor]

darktide in gmod

[feral nacelle]

Serving the emperor is our duty

[jovial pine]

en masse

[round mica]

Yes

[inland mantle]

Ingame right... right?

[delicate vapor]

hold on im collecting items in hello kitty island adventures

[jovial pine]

[round mica]

[round mica]

Heretics head underneath the hammer

[coarse tree]

It's funny to think that South Park willed hello kitty adventure island into being.

[delicate vapor]

no

kill both traitor and loyalist

[obtuse oak]

Cole amuses himself by concocting increasingly hairbrained builds to push the limits with, and by finding new ways to mod his game into obscenity

[jovial pine]

where would we be without elios's wisdom

[delicate vapor]

if its for money yes

[round mica]

Those that are not loyal to the emperor you will be ended swiftly with no mercy in sight if you oppose the emperor you oppose everything.

[jovial pine]

nemesis daemonhammer

[round mica]

There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector. Truth is Subjective. Damnation is Eternal. Know the Mutant; Kill the Mutant. To Question is to doubt. He who keeps silent consents. Prayer cleanses the soul, Pain cleanses the body. Death by thy Compass. Zeal is its own Excuse. Work earns Salvation.

[halcyon glen]

E

[round mica]

A

[jovial pine]

C

[coarse tree]

Play hard modes. Change your builds up. Play multiple characters. Do goofy shit with weapons, blessings and perks. Try to improve your play in every match. Or take a break and come back. I was playing D:TDA for a bit earlier this month.

[modern bobcat]

Play Mortis with big box ogryn

[jovial pine]

[young verge]

me: "why is my Melk-quest ticking up so slowly...I'm killing dregs with ranged and scabs with melee"

checks for the 20th time

It's dregs with melee and scabs with ranged...

[jovial pine]

[coarse tree]

[umbral wraith]

if i am rank 28, do i need to play rank 29 to level up? or rank 28 also works?

[modest flume]

Ronald Glycerine

[feral nacelle]

[round mica]

[formal wharf]

wait

holdon

did i miss something

why is the commissary shopkeeper a servitor now

[modest flume]

Because she was the traitor

[formal wharf]

wait

OH

lmao

i didnt even know

[modest flume]

That's what the cutscenes are about

[formal wharf]

thats hella funny

i thought the traitor was just another zealot

[lime beacon]

Bros mind is too smooth for treason

[formal wharf]

btw when does the store refresh

[modest flume]

The in the grim dark future, Scots are still second class citizens in the British Empire

[lime beacon]

19th

[formal wharf]

having it refresh on a thursday is very confusing

why not monday?

[lime beacon]

Why is Monday more specific or proper than Thursday

[formal wharf]

its the start of a week or in other terms a refresh of a week

so having the store refresh at the start would just make more sense logically

thursday just feels very random

also it weirdly feels longer for it to be on thursday then like any other day

[modest flume]

Scandinavian devs like their games refreshed on Thursday

[jovial pine]

Thursday is kinda random, even Friday would make more sense.

though...maybe it is Friday for them at that time

[formal wharf]

yeah exactly

[lime beacon]

You’re asking the wrong traitor

[formal wharf]

i love how the penance lady just fucking hates the ogryrn

while with the zealot she literally asks to touch you

[young verge]

Doing it mid-week makes sense, to me.

Gives you some time to get rolling during the week.

Gives you some time to fix things after doing the thing.

[silver mango]

Is Miku canon in the Warhammer 40k universe

[jovial pine]

no but yes

[silver mango]

Finally

Good lore

[round mica]

yes

[silver mango]

Imagine Miku archeotech

[jovial pine]

[wooden creek]

Miku was one of the forms the Emperor took throughout history

[elder merlin]

Party was wild

[maiden jacinth]

Miku was classed as abominable intelligence after commiting multiple genocides with the men of iron

Records about her have been redacted or outright expunged

[wooden creek]

That's what the Emperor wants you to believe

[stuck wasp]

Miku wasn't the Emperor, Mike is the shard of the Void Dragon currently sleeping on Mars

[jovial pine]

Mike

[marsh iris]

Mike the void dragon works for God emperor gus and created the los pollos hermanos space marine chapter

[simple drum]

Oh no

[vestal mantle]

Did my first couple of missions as a new player... Chose Veteran and I think im understanding how im supposed to play him. Having fun

[simple drum]

I cant believe Abys is the Bay harbour space marine butcher !

[jovial pine]

erm it's spelled bay harbor (but actually this time)

[simple drum]

Oh no!

[vestal mantle]

Funny thing... Irl im a butcher at the local grocery store

[simple drum]

I cant believe Advancedlamb is the bay harbor space marine butcher!

Someone call the blood splatter analyst

Guys an actual butcher

[vestal mantle]

I mostly handle pork

[simple drum]

Code word for bad people

Porky

[oblique mauve]

What do you guys think are the odds of fatshark making stuff like marks and in-game terms to be more friendly to new players?

[jovial pine]

they tried

they renamed the staffs and some other stuff

it confuses us to this day

[vestal mantle]

I do kinda feel bad tho for the guy who picked a mission. He just kept running around with his rifle and taking ammo and never brought out his shovel

Kept running out of ammo... Then he died

[oblique mauve]

Wait thats it???

[vestal mantle]

Tried to revive, plague ogryn showed up and took me out... He died and I guess quit because I found dude to rescue and he was replaced with bot

[oblique mauve]

Any new news about it in the arbites update?

[round mica]

guys i’m gonna do it

[jovial pine]

you mean renaming stuff again? don't think so

[oblique mauve]

Not really familiar with how often fatshark communicate

[round mica]

i’m gonna consume the team shooter slop known as marvel rivals

[oblique mauve]

More like

Anything to make something like weapon marks more clearer

The little combo window is not enough imo

[jovial pine]

the names are totally arbitrary and even the new names are arbitrary so it's kinda doomed

[cold quiver]

she likes psykers ive found, not veterans tho...

[wooden creek]

Likes/Dislikes depend on the personality, specifically

[young verge]

they could at least be memorably arbitrary

people remember things like "brute brainer"

people don't remember things like "V11c"

[elder merlin]

Arbitrary

Arbite

[maiden jacinth]

Vestures arbooty shorts

In time for beach season at atroma

[jovial pine]

honestly........

[simple drum]

You

Arbiter

[halcyon glen]

E

[simple drum]

Oh fatsharks logo is a fatshark

Thats a fatshark

[modest flume]

YOU

VICTIM

YOU'RE GONNA LOSE

LET'S SHOW DOWN, BOYS

[simple drum]

What in the golden throne are you talking about you Heretic

[maiden jacinth]

Don't listen to sparky

Bad dream

Or had funny rashun

[simple drum]

I forgot my steam deck yesterday

But today

WE FIGHT IN THE EMPERORS NAME!!

[clever horizon]

arbys...

[round mica]

Arbititty

[round mica]

We have the meat

[marsh iris]

Letsmate

[outer jasper]

Yeah?

[thorny dove]

it is only me or The Torrent (Vigil Station Oblivium) mission just disappeared from mission poll after end that skull event

[modest flume]

You scared it off

[fast cosmos]

You, uh.. Spelled that wrong, Lexmate.

[clever horizon]

hows the arbys dog interactivity feel?

[elder merlin]

[modern bobcat]

When we getting this sticker for our discord

[marsh iris]

did I stutter??

[paper bluff]

Played space marine 2 co-op missions in private mode. Fun, but I wish Darktide had this same option.

[simple drum]

Yo

Yo

You ! Yes you

Why cant we sacrifice relics?

Like weapons

We can only consecrate or rebless them?

[modern bobcat]

They have suggested they'll rework curios at some point

Also why would you sacrifice them? There's mo Mastery related to curios

[simple drum]

This fucking guy is pissing me off

Everytime i log on and complete his missions

[simple drum]

The purgatory flamer is always like 100 more currency than what i got

Guys a fraggin scammer

[grizzled plover]

I really hope the Arbites class is friendly towards psykers tbh, I feel like only ogryns respecting them is a little sad

[tacit geode]

You're about to hear a level of racism not seen since the 50s

[thick coyote]

Freaks!

They might mention the black ships and such

Because psykers are also part of the tithe

"Why's a psyker strong as you here and not on your way to Terra?"

[tacit geode]

"I am under protection thanks to the inquistion!"
"I'll get you bitch"

[thick coyote]

Loner is getting shot fr this time

[grizzled plover]

Loner gets shot every time he opens his mouth, DT just doesn't have friendly fire

[fading ermine]

i know veterans say fraggin and karkin and all that, but just one of these times I want them to say Fuck. Seer Psyker is the most likely, imo.

[umbral wraith]

40 minute havoc 40 run ended because a deamhost ritual decided to spawn in another unreachable room and started going rapidly the moment we stopped the first ritual 🙂

[thick coyote]

Should've killed the DH faster

[umbral wraith]

I need the skill that allows me to walk throught the walls, when will fatshark add it?

[modest flume]

All you needed was the slap and clap or the shovel punch, ez pz

[slate skiff]

get constant crashes, game runs at negative fps and has PS2 graphics, how did it get the green light in the first place

[sage wyvern]

anyone else getting frame issues? like im stuck at 40 and that aint normal

[tame hemlock]

do we know why vigil station oblivium was removed?

[clever horizon]

sigma 57

[modest flume]

They put it into Havoc and forgot to take it back out

[halcyon glen]

E

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

The hell is theses topics in chat

[simple drum]

Hestia just asked to touch me

Mmm her name is sister Prine never noticed

[modest flume]

She wishes to share your blessing

(cooties)

[thick coyote]

Hestia Prine yeh

[simple drum]

My only blessing

Is the BLOOD of the heretics

May they die

Peacefully on my blade

[modest flume]

Time to break Reddit again

[viral vapor]

Define unyielding enemies? Plague ogryn, beast of N, chaos spawn?

[modest flume]

Bulwark, Reaper, bosses (except captains)

[wind hornet]

This skill is already in the game

You just need to know what you are doing

[viral vapor]

Does that mean carapace armored and unyielding in some cases overlap ?

Define bosses.

[glossy bear]

I wonder if theres gonna be a plague zealot and plague psyker

[marsh iris]

monsters

[glossy bear]

It would be epic

[modest flume]

Monstrosities yeah

[glossy bear]

Epic

[modest flume]

Different parts of the body can have different enemy types

So, example, the Reaper's shoulder armor would be carapace iirc, otherwise he's Unyielding

Crushers are fully armored and are completely Carapace

Mauler helmets are carapace but their bodies are flak, with Scab Ragers it's inverted

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/enemies @viral vapor

If you click on an enemy, it will show you the breakdown of the target type per section of the body for each enemy

[delicate vapor]

havoc rewards today or later today idk

[modest flume]

Later today

[delicate vapor]

im at 10 diamantee

[modest flume]

Run Aurics back to back ez

[feral nacelle]

Did the penance where it requires you to take no health damage in a maelstrom 3

[round mica]

did you cheese it

[feral nacelle]

Not even i went psyker and threw knife at every damm heretic around

Just made sure to stay far from bursters

[delicate vapor]

when I see my team mate trying to cheese something I look away and pretend i saw nothing

[modest flume]

Exactly; Do that to the heretics a few times and you'll be good to go. You're learning

[feral nacelle]

I did most of the penance anyway, the only cheesy ones left are the havoc but im solo queue

[delicate vapor]

heretics? im no loyalist 👁️

hammer both equally

[modest flume]

You poor thing, the heretics brainwashed you

[feral nacelle]

I smell the touch of corruption in here

[delicate vapor]

im in the middle, i dont agree with both

[modest flume]

Here, sit down in this glowy chair which will help you remember

[delicate vapor]

🤫

[cosmic burrow]

hairytics

[delicate vapor]

Smellytics

[feral nacelle]

Elios is secretly in affair with Erebus

[cosmic burrow]

fuck erebus

[feral nacelle]

Fuck Erebus +fuck Leandros + fuck nemeroth + fuck lorgar

[delicate vapor]

never

more of the iron warriors

[feral nacelle]

Next thing ur gonna say deamonculaba are valids

[delicate vapor]

hell na

[modest flume]

[feral nacelle]

Thank god

[delicate vapor]

im here to siege not that

[feral nacelle]

Holy terra i was worried for a second

[delicate vapor]

I might be evil but not THAT evil

[feral nacelle]

Im no heretics, but the siege warfare mastery of peter turbo and his legion are masterful art

[feral nacelle]

Always was a fan of rogal dorn and his impeccable defences

Sucks that he sucks in attrition and offence tho

[elder merlin]

[clever horizon]

zealot grenade freedom

[maiden jacinth]

The freedom of choice (its just knife)

[modest flume]

Knives aren't grenades, silly

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah? Watch this

[maiden storm]

Anyone know the hour where the DLC and free update drop on June 23rd ?

[stuck wasp]

Does it matter ?

[undone reef]

Is there somewhere in the discord I can lfg for havoc? I’m trying to get the armor penances done

[maiden jacinth]

Yeah, there's going to be a finite amount of the digital prosuct

[stuck wasp]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[undone reef]

Thanks ya

[delicate vapor]

time for pizza pockets

[sullen robin]

pure evil

[sleek finch]

I hope the arbites atleast tolerates the savant psyker, considering both are of lawmen pasts

Well, the arbites is still a lawman

[wooden creek]

I'm thinking the Fatalist might, Authoritarian.... maybe? Maul probably doesn't even tolerate his own lexmates

[sullen robin]

its of the same caliber of having an fbi agent and mall cop in the same room

[limber mountain]

What will the ogryn think of the arbites

[simple drum]

They should make an extraction where the arbite just gets on the ship and ditches us

[limber mountain]

Will the maul make an ogryn cry?

[simple drum]

Or last minute gets a secret order 66 call

[upper citrus]

hilarious

[sullen robin]

the maul v ogryn will be a wholesome chungu relationship

[simple drum]

I would actually lose a brain cell laughing

[upper citrus]

i lost 2 reading your message

didnt laugh tho

[wooden creek]

They're shouty but about some big guy named Legs instead of the Emprah.

[fiery crystal]

[simple drum]

Well i did

[upper citrus]

i didnt

[simple drum]

Ask

[upper citrus]

middle school shit

[limber mountain]

„In de name of de legs? My legs tell me to sit down“

[upper citrus]

no wonder you laughed

[simple drum]

Hey

Thats all you

[limber mountain]

Man i did a bad joke 😔

[upper citrus]

i laughed at yours

[limber mountain]

Nah that shit was ass

[storm ember]

Jumped from Havok 2 to Havok 17, riding high in life. Always get a party with 3 or more Ogryn

[upper citrus]

funnier than wahtever that other thing was

[limber mountain]

I think worse of you for laughing at my joke

[simple drum]

[upper citrus]

not a problem

[simple drum]

Let it go

[upper citrus]

let what go

[simple drum]

🤡

Tposeclown