#general-chat
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prove it
Well tbf they were british at one point so i think they are allowed
You guys have no idea what british food even is
No it dont
america: 10% better at 200% greater heart risk
BANGERS and MASH is the ONLY valid British food
I will NOT take anything
And america food is completely overtaken by ethnic restaurants
Fish and chips plus eel?
America be like: ADD SUGAR, FAT, AND COOK IT IN LARD.
Itll taste good but you will die at 50 of a heart attack
The tar sauce
You have no original american food
fish and chips is tasty
It's all brought in
says the guy talking about BRITAIN
Just like most of britain
On the plus side, nobody cares
As much as you don't want to admit it
okay good ur aware of that nvm
It's the truth
Kaya toast + 2 soft boiled eggs on the very runny side + tea is best breakfast. 
well yeah, america was a colony where the indigenous dont have much influence these days
No that's romania
SINGAPOREAN
But we're all human, why not just give us your food?
If it's good. No weird exotic bs ty no ty.
RAAAAGH WE YAKUN IN HERE
The only true original food is the first hominin to put their food into heat. Everything else is an imitation and add on
Britain is a melting pot too and these restaurants thrived here for generations
Ogryns shall taste test all food rations moving forward.
Yes, and?
Me too
people are pretty quick to admit that a lot of american food is just amalgamations of many different cultures
I feel bad that you had no indian takeaway man
it’s not like it’s a lesser known fact

i mean, it isnt like america doesnt have thriving restaurants from all over the world in terms of origin or ethnicity
I think we should RETURN TO OUR ORIGINAL FOODS
Jumbalya
Oh.
BY EATING PEOPLE
I expected this reaction taking cradit
Fried chicken unironically also american food
Well it's a bad attitude to gatekeep
KFC IS FUCKING AASSSSSS
Everything is a fusion, endlessly
Therefore none of us are wrong. It's all from the same tree. Now give me your rashuns Sah!
Asians did it better.
dont they always
Anything w blueberries or cranberries
KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN YEAH BABY
Only found in north america
We're all

are you telling me humanity is a compounding mosaic of its own culture? woah…….
TAIWANESE FRIED CHICKEN
KUNG PAO CHICKEN WOOO
Yeah you got american sushi, american chinese food, new york pizza, southern food that often originates from slaves, sandwiches hamburg apparently gets to own despite ya know it being a freaking sandwich and barely a dish on its own
i think we should all eat cans of spam
Lmfao
THIS MAN SPEAKS GODS TRURH
Dont tell dat 2 duh european.. it blow dere mindz..
WE SHOULD ALL EAT SPAM
woMAN
I think chips were from a french restaurant
So stop taking the piss out of british food, because we can give you the best curry of your life
WRONG
Fry and put on to bread with like butter...
THATS WHERE INDIA COMES IN
Like that one british skit w the Pakistani 2nd gen migrant getting targeted by a border guard
BRITISH "PEOPLE" CANT COMPREHEND SPICE
Idk i dont really like indian curry that much
Oh no i like British food
No no no, India better.
Not wrong I can tell you the exact british restaurant that serves indian food
Like pizza or Chinese
But you don't care you just want to gate keep
bro just referred to british people as "people"
You don't believe in fusion
Bye strawhat 👋
YOUVE BEEN GATEKEPT FROM GOOD FOOD
I believe in vegito
Aussies
NOONE REAL
Why.
The men down under
They're not real
All this talk about rations, but can any of y'all cook, sahs?
Man has no idea and has never visited us to try our amazing indian takeaways yet insists he knows anything
AUSTRALIA
ive never had or seen vegemite in my life, i think
DOES NOT EXIST
Oust him
@delicate vapor i told u
They were a prison colony. When your starting point is prison food anything is an upgrade
Australia isnt real and u cant convince me
How am I here then
You have no idea and you are gone
Evil sticker
BECAUSE I CAN GET IT FROM REAL INDIANS RAAAAAGH
theroetical apparition: elios
Yah ur a theoretical
Then do so
Like uh
I mean, I can cook soup... and prepare meat... well, grill or roast.
Idk
i feel like this chat is one comment away from a racially motivated tirade
be blessed with my pressence
I think i had jamaican curry once and it was really good
Hawking radiation
he's like a witch story that we tell ourselves
Or gravity
No.
or something
And wormholes
DOES NOT EXIST
Stop with the flat earth propaganda
are the servers acting up for yall?
The jamacain jerk guy on youtube is really good
Feed & Tech
Noh
ive gotten code 2014 like 7 times today
You're already better than most then. Lol
WE ARE ALL CIRCUITS IN FLESH BODIES USING THICKING ROCKS
they're a bit glorped up these days, more than usual. it's not exactly normal to crash/dc a bunch though. if you have wifi that's probably exacerbating your issues
I EXIST AND SO DOES THE BRONCHITIS IN MY LUNGS
Im in a unit rn where a guy straight up believes in the Firmament lmfao
He believes all kinds of insane shit
WRONG
wdym
gneep gnarp
If the firmament isnt real then what did god part to let the waters of heaven in you idiot
the servers have been a bit more willing to DC people/me than normal, I've noticed. lots of people talking about DCing. but even so, it's not normal to DC a bunch in a row, just every now and then. so it's possible that, if you use wifi, that might be why you're crashing so often. otherwise no idea.
ENGLAND DOES NOT EXIST
Fucking LEARN YOUR HISTORY
Do Ur Own Research
if the firmament is real then what did i part to get into ur moms pants?
DINOSAURS ARENT REAL!!!!!!!
do ur research liberal
AHHHHHHH
i have to kill you.
My pookie HATEZ in co et so i have 2 watch it by myself
googles for a few hours
I now know more then the experts with their silly "PHDs"
Ignore em, low-key I think they're high or something and just vibing here.
I think we should all just chill
Noouppy sharez my interestz ,,
They the type that hear the CIA knows where the ark is because they hired psykics and just goes along?
yeah its every single game but my wifi is decent so
da fuck
I just cook too much amount wise tbh. And well, only some ppl enjoy the stuff I make... but hey, GF is one of them.
Yes
Unironically
I cant talk about what he believes here because it's very EO
We tend to make some political assumptions without actually looking at the issue itself
THE CIA IS USING 5G TO GET INTO YOUR ASS
Equal Opportunity
i met one of those people once. they basically assaulted me. good times
ohhhg
The policy around discrimination in the Army
Its this like related to the game of darktide
THEY DONT NEED 5G JUST GO TO YOUR GOD DAMN PROSTATE EXAMS
If u were an EMPLOYED INDIVIDUAL u would know about EO ,,
I thought HOTEPs were sons of Magnus
if you were employed you’d know
You know ppl pay for that even, right?
uh
It's called EEO in civilian jobs i think
Is battle maul + slab shield similar to the bully club
I can totally understand this sentiment but this is a game under china ultimately
hi.
All this talk about rations making me hungry though NGL.
Byeah
try without wifi if you can, should help.
dude i cant even remotely play the game without it crashing hard
SO THAT THE FLIP OLIGARCHY MAINTAINED ITSELF
JOHN SIDEFLIP DESERVED IT THEN (idk who that is, i hope he isnt real)
uhh i cant play online without it twin
Is normal, I would like to go eat as well but bleah mood keeps me in bed "doom scrolling"... Well, whatever this chat is anyway.
im in the ship and it crashes, i go to run a mission and im stuck in loading screen and it crashes
People are only real for comedy
Well I didn't intend all this
New drivers?
DINOSAURS ARE FAKE AND GAY
chat has been so crazy today
THE KGB ARE TRYING TO MOLEST YOUR COMPUTERS MACHINE SPIRIT
and i had no involvement in its craziness at all 
Yeah, I come here to check what's good sometimes or to joke around etc.
The USA has been so crazy the past few months
Ope omori emoji I'm going to throw stones at you now

The USA feels like it thinks the joe Rogan podcast is a scientific institution
Tbh at least there's no image perms. It could be worse
GIF FAIL
GLORP
Tf did I just say
Every comedy actor involved with rogan seemed to fail
True, and maybe to see if anyone needs MM.
You knew there were no perms and yet you tested, for what?
the url is funny
Rogan putting on tucker to talk about evolution legit gave me cancer.
Im fucking stage 4
Fair
Yeah he is basically making up laws now
THERE ARE CATACOMBS UNDER EVERY GOVERNMENT BUILDING
I dunno if this is the place for this
THE HECK IS A CATA AND WHY DOES IT NEED A COMB
it isnt because of the rules. but that wont stop people (until it does, suddenly)
Anyone grinding to 30? 23 atm vet new to the game
Monument mythos reference????
Stop looking outside.
I like talking Warhammer 40k with other fans though, especially theories and lore stuff etc. I just like talking about Warhammer 40k and Darktide in general though. Huge fan, but I ain't no damn lore master. Lol
Plus my memory is terrible.
Massive skill issue I've got short term memory oopsies
Obama shot the house in the ocean and he had good reasons to touch the beach chips
I dunno anything but the body horror of the Chaos stuff. And what the Dark Eldar can do.
Well it is kind of about the rules and how he ignores them
Lol imagine being turned into a lamp. Tragic.
Is Dark Eldar, probably safer with Chaos than them.
Classic prank done to tau ambassadors sent to commoragh
DRIVE A DEMOLISHER INTO A MUNITORUM BUILDING
I feel like John Carpenter's the Thing gives us an idea of what would happen with one chaos abomination on a small scale. Does anyone know if the Thing counts as a gene stealer or a mixture of stuff from Warhammer 40k if Warhammer 40kfied? What would that power level be or something we could reference it to from Warhammer 40k? Just my guess.
Peter from family guy would solo darktide
He would round house the twins, instantly killing them
ROADHOUSE
real question is what/who the prince of darkness was in john carpenter's prince of darkness
Body horror is always good, I just wish Darktide had it.
That was just jef in his emo phase
Like a system where if the purple stuff reaches max you lose control of your character and mutate, then turn traitor. Immersion would peak. Losing your mind to chaos is a missing feature from this game.
I know. I enjoy reading about it.
Needs to be a full blown mechanic.
i update drivers, and now im still stuck in a loading screen while my friend im in party has t he mission going
Reminds me of a 5e mod/module I made.
Loading screen as loading into mission or the ship?
Should be a green or red corruption bar so the purple severe injury bar doesn't conflict with it. Right now severe injury and corruption literally the same thing. Lol
Immersion must be restored.
It's basically making an even more detailed mutation list for a campaign about a person with a curse constantly leading to endless mutations and trying to control it.
Immersion a rock to your head nerd
I like to think it was crossover with Warhammer 40k. I like to tie everything back to Warhammer. Lol
Something, something I'm sure.
makes sense for a warhammer server
I think a John Carpenter's the Thing PvP horror asymmetrical game could work very well.
DBD needs to die.
Still on topic, because Darktide is a horror game.
unfortunate spacemen
the real among us
More like you need to downgrade drivers. The latest ones are bad.
Ogryn as new Killer for DBD
The Psykers should have the hardest time trying to deal with it too.
Darktide horror game. Spess hulk but guardsmen.
uninstalling and reinstalled thegame after updating drivers
It was more, a unique world lul.
Cuthulu is just 1 of Znytch's (or however you spell the name) Chaos Daemons. Lol
Cthulu
No, as in downgrade drivers to older versions. You can look up for more stable ones. The ones within the last and this month's are all terribad.
Muh head canon
some of the lovecraftian gods are way stronger than anything warhammer has though
now what was the name of his cat


Depends on wanking tbh. Anything can be wanked to be better.
Yeah, the original OG among us before among us. Lol
Just wish it was resident evil graphics with first person POV with 30 players and 2 things.

why are the newest nvidia drivers so shit
Eliminating survivor snivelers, SAH!
Peak
i had to factory reset my computer because windows shat the bed. fucking with new drivers has made me want to blow my head clean off
Nobody knows, but increased crashing, increased issues and all that.
With 32 players, do you remember AvP infestation mode? Good times.
i literally could not get threw ONE game of darktide without a crash
Cadian Guards look like Colonial Marines.
When 3 year old driver is more stable.
Seems quality there, Nivida.

If you squint, you can head canon it as Warhammer 40k.
azathoth solos
I never played it if you mean PC game.
nvidia genuinely has some of the best tech on the market rn but they cant do drivers right for some reason
Isn't that what the Chaos Gods are supposed to be though?
Wait for that random reality warping OC to turn that into a hot girl to goon.
he needed to get gas
constant crashing and stuttering
but to an absurd degree
Ppl keep complaining about crashing and such as usual.
It has a small dedicated player base still surprisingly.
yeah, pretty much. though lovecraft tends to be a little bit more insane with the words used to describe their extreme transcendance
Still, don't have it so eh.

I recommend they get a console if they can't keep up with the maintenance, and updating, and upgrading their PCs. Never happens to me on my PlayStation 5. Could be a rare bug or lag or something. Lag is usually what cooks me. Lol
Mmm 60 fps lock
If you haven't already, and hopefully I didn't spoil anything.. but please go watch John Carpenter's the Thing! Since you like cosmic horror and love craftian stuffs. I highly recommend it to you and everyone here.
yeah ive seen it. i recently watched the sequel to it (prince of darkness) and that was pretty cool too
I just was too lazy to update drivers. Using a nearly 3 year old driver and still more stable is hilarious.
i kinda dont like when "lovecraftian" is basically a slasher film with a spooky monster with body horror
i prefer when the world around them gets warped, they cannot think clearly, they get shown visions and speeches of infinite complexity
I personally wouldn't play it. All I play is Darktide, all I need is Darktide currently. This is my favorite game of all time. Muh Tahiti mango farm of games. You can retire and just play Darktide IMHO. Good life. 
I tend to only update if it has serious issues tbh. But barring UE5 screaming to me about it, it still works.
🥲
The Ultimate Gods are all-powerful entities that reside within the formless outer chaos beyond existence, standing as the supreme governors and rulers of all reality, inhabiting a graveyard of rotten worlds and eternally revolving around the throne of their master and creator, Azathoth, playing discordant music and dancing madly for reasons unknowable to denizens of lower worlds, with the unearthly melody itself emanating from the outer realms and defining the laws of each universe in existence. The nature of these beings is that of archetypal entities who hold everything as derivative facets of themselves, inhabiting the Ultimate Void as a changeless, impartial totality.
Like Dead Space?
yeah, the marker is pretty spooky. the game is very "slasher film" esque, though perhaps even worse along those lines (it's action film esque) since it's a video game, but it works because it's a video game
Too bad EA butchered the IP..
Never got a conclusion and we got a rushed ending..
So much potential.. wasted.
if they remake dead space 2...you never know what they might do. might bait a new continuation at the very end
I hope so, one can dream. Then add a Warhammer 40k cross over event too. 
Reality warper says that's hot gal now. Ezy. NGL, but that's what I meant by wanking.
is this warhammer lore
lovecraft
Just pull a god mod reality warper and ezy.
p sure that they sacrificed that karnak dude
It could easily be a story somewhere around in Warhammer 40k that fits the bill.
Warhammer 40k has almost everything.
Or did we...? 
For now.
maybe they just want us to think we failed
whos we
cunningly
The eye surgery scene in the remake would be absolute cinema and horrifying
Does anyone think that the arbs dogs dmg will scale will difficulty?
does anything?
You mean... exciting.
The dog is to be your emotional and stagger support 
Even if the dog might do little chip damage over time on pounce, I am good of be able to stagger nearly all enemies
I never screwed up on my first try and was trying so hard not to, because of my fear of needles. Lol
You all want the dog to do damage and kill
I just want the dog to be my friend and stand by me
We are not the same

There better be a victory pose that the Arbites pets the dog or kneels over giving a treat
No doubt.
Also how hilarious would be if they gonna reuse same emotes for Arbites
Bro giving thumbs up while smiling
Uncanny valley
Heh.
Then I wanted to see what would happen. Lol
Loudest death animation jump scare ear massacre ever.
Maul the anti social thumbing up for the rejects, he would never 
Not as peak as the first time playing Dead Space 1 ending though. Lol
Exactly, when the Maul Arbites smiles.. run.
That's uncanny valley stuff right there. Unless it's me. You can trust me.
I legit wonder how the VA has managed to do all voicelines with his throat without dying because it sounds so painful to perform
Skill
Voice acting in Warhammer 40K games is great but terrible for the voice 
Maybe they'll have the VOs one day to an event together and have documentaries of behind the scenes stuff later on eventually. Or something.
They were never the same afterwards I'm sure.
I still remember the OG Imperial Guard Dawn of War voice acting. Peak cinema. Lol
Everyone is asleep now..

im reading lovecraft cosmology explanations
it's pretty epic
if only i often had the patience to read things
ye as it turns out using a taxi to havoc 40 works
Wait, it still does?
Damn..
How it feels when one person on the team completely sells 💔
ye I just got the clearance 40 one from joining who I think is ainz
also god that was aids
and I unironically got kicked at the last fucking room before the boss lol

it can do both
Once was enough, i never fucked up that part again
I'm waiting for these DLCs to release so I can play DT and Rogue Trader again
looking forward to Arbites
Will just be annoying starting from nothing until talents are unlocked and can play with the class fully
Games Workshop gonna be swimming in pool of money once Arbites drops in DT and RT and people start to buy far more figures
Just roll up a maxed out Rashad
artooties gonna be fun
Humans all get access to it at level 1
Probably base equipment and armor
shock maul maybe?

Yeh I'd guess Shock maul and maybe the shotgun from gameplay reveal
and dog as default
Do Arbites use crusher in the lore?
nah id guess the pistol if anything
I hope they get every axe
not the shotgun
Shotgun will be in a mid level unlock for sure
I hope they DONT get the dueling sword
Neither plasma
Though Power sword, need for Arbites 
Maybe, they've been using it a lot in trailers/reveals though
power sword is a need for all
me too 
i hope so just for my sake
I'm more excited about the vox caster build (I can't recall the name of it)
Let's hit up the Lexicanum
nuncio aquila
bless you
Gonna break our eardrums and heretics 
the nuncio is really strong and i expect to see a lot of the non-hardcores in havoc lol
That one sounds fun
tell fatshark to let us upload our own sounds to the vox caster build so that even our teammates want to kill themselves
Though if I remember the nuncio Aquila will be a directional ability
As you need to aim or something
Instead of veteran shout that is a circle
Heavy stubber, interesting
Are these planned to be added in eventually or?
I'm just giving the list to give people an idea of what they use
just dont count on it
Oh I just scrolled down and saw the vehicle list this is for Table top I think
I think the 4 weapons we getting launch is good enough but I would like to have a sword
the crusher seems remarkably similar to a two-handed power maul
i think wrbites do not use bladed weapons
Though in future updates if they add new shared weapons, it could also go for Arbites
Ain't nobody who knows everything all the time and I hear Arbites is one of the more neglected groups. Wonder if that's really true though
That's because the crusher is a two-handed power maul
yes
Yeah it's still a reliable way to see what kinda kit they're carrying. Some of these weapons we see in the game already
Again as I said I only linked it to give people an idea of what they use generally
not what to expect or what we're getting
I ain't a rogue inside trader Fartshart dev or employee
table bottom
Table switch
Desk top
Desk bottom
Desk middle?


I love when you suffer because we make your brain hurt
Laptop
Lap bottom
That's a chair
that's crazy
Deskbottom is where the cable spaghetti lies
Eat it up


Also to people who make fun of WiFi connections: not sure how you're fucking up WiFi connections to the point wired is better for you but there is no difference between plugging in the Ethernet and using WiFi unless your adapter sucks or your coom commune is all downloading content at the same time
that or you have a little guy in your Internet connection eating the bandwidth
Ethernet feels faster for my xbox but I honestly have no clue
i think it's mostly darktide's fault
normally it'd just be a slight packet loss but with darktide it just loses it
Some WiFi adapters don't have the same data transfer rate as people's actual Internet connection should offer and they probably didn't check the specs for that when buying/making a computer
A lot of basic routers that people get from their ISP aren't very good, or aren't located close enough to their PC. This leads to packet loss and Darktide is verrrrry sensitive to that
It absolutely makes a big difference for a lot of folks to just plug in an ethernet cable
Yeah I guess Spectrum spoiled me then huh
wifi is far more susceptible to interference due to its nature
Iv got to use a shifty plug in wifi w a limited data plan cause it's supposed to be cheaper but the house I'm in at the moment I'm not allowed to install proper wifi 
I only get 210 gigs a month

I also have/had my WiFi in the very next room but I don't feel like paying the rental fee for the router anymore
if I theoretically just spam orthus offensive on damnation with some people wouldnt that be the fastest way to level up new weapons?

I have to ration out my internet usage like a starving person would do w food
fucked up
using the bell shit to just skip to the boss room forgot to say
WiFi signal interference from other nearby WiFi networks on the same saturated wavelength (like everyone and their moms still on 2.4ghz) can also cause trouble in e.g. apartment buildings
iirc
I just get 300 mbps download speeds on WiFi as long as my adapter can keep up
I'm surrounded by several networks lol
It's not really about bandwidth
The amount of data that's being sent and received from gaming servers is relatively low
But it's the consistency of the connection that can be spottier
There's 20+ networks that my phone can reach in my apartments dang
Maybe I literally just got lucky with the god router
Yeah and I never had interference
The holy super router
Omnissiah be praised!
Some games deal with this better than others, by allowing more clientside calculations for example and letting the client override the server if there's a mismatch in e.g. player position from one server tick to the next. Also known as lag compensation. But Darktide has some prima donna netcode
It pretty much demands total stability lol
And the server decides everything
The only times I've had connection issues on my side are the rare ISP maintenance and my last WiFi adapter deciding it wanted to pass away
And I've had WiFi for years surrounded by the same number of people
Maybe Spectrum just decided to give me some top tier shit
I dont have problems either, 1gb fiber at home with a nice router, but I remember the olden days
wifi has lots of error checking and redundancy and such so even if you have interference it'll figure it out. except if it's darktide, then it'll give up just because you messed up once. most people wont notice interference because of this
But I also don't feel like renting a router for an additional $5 in my bill hmmm
DIAL UP
Broadband
I did the same thing back on my grandparents pc 
Fiending
It did not even work lol
now I download gigabytes in mere minutes and videos don't buffer for ages
I only get 72mbps 
300 here
I pay almost 100 a month though I'm thinking about switching to something else because goddamn
can always try asking them for a contract or better rate
xfinity loves offering that to me and xfinity is demonic
Lads, i just did my first heresy run and it felt easy as hell
should i try damnation next or auric heresy
try havoc 40
Do a damnation next then move to auric
i know my shit aint ready for that
nahhhhhhhhhh you good king
go get them heretics
I do wanna get to havoc eventually shit looks mad fun
but im still getting weapon mastery up on a lot of stuff atm
Might just see what other ISPs are around since I don't think I'd mind going down to at least 150 mbps. Have asked these guys if they got lower cost plans for me and they don't so 🤷 might try haggling with em again when I call about giving their router back
yeah if you have other options definitely look. i for one basically have no options because the next best is like 1/10th the speed
I have a couple around. Not gonna go for Verizon though they fucking suck and do maintenance at the worst times
xfinity does it at like 2-3 am. which may make sense in general but often makes me angery
Hank are the old combat shotguns being buffed or reworked to keep up with the arbites shotgun?

think they said they are
Better be a damn good rework, aint no one use shotguns

The combat really needs a rework
I'm just hoping there IS a rework or something cause those old shotguns are boned
I like the agri combat shootgun but it feels underwhelming compared to double barrel
Shotguns were changed for arbites
"the Arbites Shotgun is particularly powerful - so much so that Fatshark has had to rebalance all the existing shotguns to help them match up to the newcomer's might. "
idk who said that, pcgamer?
pcgamesn perhaps?
pcgamesn I think
Yeah the supposed idea is that the arbktes shotgun is so good they had to buff the others
I'd rather hear it from Hank or someone that knows just to confirm, cause idk if PCGamer is truly gaming
they probably had to like send it to fatshark to approve the article
since this stuff is exclusive access and probably behind some NDAs
but obviously the article makers have some exceptions and such
Yeah its a curious thing, but also they had more info then we had so someone must be telling them smth
Tanner release the talent tree screenshots
what's a leather crafter gonna know about shit huh
Pc gamer had access to apress build
And was allowed to make an article on some of the contents
i wonder if with the new campaign revamp we wont be able to bring low level gamers into high level missions
that might throw a wrench into the arbites powerleveling industrial complex
Loaded wedges w Spicy sauce
The difficulty locks are probably acount based
possibly...
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Hello @glossy ingot , who are you and why are you trying to add me as a friend?
me want to pet dogy
E
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you're ready for havoc 40
havoc farty gonna have to be where I go
havoc fart
yeah



Im like 6 seltzers in and some mixed drink

Drink hand sanitizer
drink pure poison
discovered this new kpop band
why would you do that
We had a guy ask if the hand sanitizer was free and when the private said yes the guy grabbed an armful and ran
for the love of the game
drink pure polonium turned into a liquid
Based
Hella funny ngl
We sometimes drink thundermugs at work. We are allowed 1 drink and the thundermug is one drink technically.
But its like 4 or 5 beers
Alcoholism is common in the army or smth
need a can of cold beer
is havoc only private party?
I kinda want a chocolate martini
basically, yes
bruuh
thats what im saying
you can in the sense that you can accept random people into your party
i just unlocked it and i cant even play
you gotta use party finder to do so
because i need to wait for someone to join the party
the party finder aint even got a havoc mode
Damn
you can even put your exact level and modifiers
try clearing filters or selecting a filter then clearing
Are you level 30?
it's probably the filters thing
the stupid filter
yea
Just solo havoc 40, ez
i wanna get that helmet
for me zealot
better than trying that penance with 40 kills under 10 sec
If you play havoc with a good horde clearing weapons you will get 40 kills in under 10
yeah but they need to be stunned
and i basically sabotage myself by taking those grenade instead of the immolation
People sometimes link up here for penances
and i also need the entire team to not do anything
So you could find a group to help
i hate it mostly because its luck based rather than skill
and its locking me from the better headgear
i already did flesh wound but im stuck on the previous one because of this
Real zealots wear their rags and be pious and shi
you can quickly farm attempts in Mortis Trials
early Malice waves can be soloed with bots, so just wait for a big crowd to rush in then toss the flashbang and start mulching with your crowd-clearer of choice
that's how I did some of the stupid Veteran penances, like hitting 2,000 enemies with smoke
i thought you can start mortis trials solo?
let me check
OH, you mean private games
you can cheese it by selecting the carnival map (with the wall you blow up at the very beginning), having an ogryn with a shield just stand there getting enemies to gather up, then you throw it. apparently if you have a second zealot their kills also count
That requires effort
i tried in pubs cant really gather up hordes with people that dont listen
it worked for me, personally
That sounds like a job for the flamer
big groups spawn and rush you
yeah the flamer is rather vital
Was in a mission with randoms
Said “so what if you can see the darker side of me” into the chat
Someone immediately responded “the darkest tide of me”
Moral: uhh idk
funny as fuck
🔥
no one would ever change this reject i have become
I made a darktide pun when I saw a new 30 vet typing in chat how he's scared of power supply interruption darkness
Not to brag but I'm kind of like the Ursakar Creed of comedy
that kinda interaction is why i like to join low diff missions
for that assist 50 players in completing their havoc assignment does that mean i need to join someone elses party?
yes
yup
when havoc first came out I just kept joining other people's havocs instead of hosting my own and did two birds with one stone wrt havoc penances that way
so whats the deal if im on havoc 1 but join a havoc 20
i cant find anything lower than 20
unfortunately you're a bit late to the party so finding lower havocs outside peak playing times will be quite challenging
yeah thats why im annoyed i cant even try it solo
completing a higher havoc than your rank will still rank you up
if its more than 5 ranks above, you go up 2 ranks
if its 10 or more then you get 3 ranks
mm yes i love being declined from every party
you can also do an auric maelstrom and it auto bumps you to 16
yeah trying to join havocs is also just basically job hunting simulator at this point
it sucks ass
i was wondering why im at havoc 16 without doing it once
blame that on the derank system
aight im just doing the maelstorm then
also is it just me, or do the graphics settings reset every time you launch the game
kept asking for derank to just not be a thing during testing
never happened
idk but sometimes it runs fine then the next match runs like shi
don't worry arbites are just 9 days away
not really
All I'm hearing is bomber quotes in my head rn
When I read your tag and saw "Selaco", I instantly got flashed by the Sulaco from Alien
Are there some prerequisites for Rolling Steel to become available? I've been playing pretty regularly for three weeks now and have never seen it. Or am I just unlucky?
lmao
that's what I thought when I saw it first but devs told me it was entirely unintentional
"Run tell Obama, I am Osama"
If yk yk
wdym arby is 9 days away
im playing him rn
true actually
Wdym by playing him


You cannot hide


LMAO THAT EMOJI NAME
what other weapon is similar to the boltgun on zealot?
Spearhead?
thats what im using
Bolt pistol
but is there anything thats better and similar?
sometimes i dont know if its the best choice
I like spearhead for distance shots and heads
pretty much what i use it for
or if theres a horde on an ally and i need to remove that direction
Best use for bosses
The revolver is good too and it has great mobility.
Give Arbites class the thunder hammer
Lmfao
And I buy 10000000 aquilas fatshark
I can't imagine that
Tired of using it on that dude
best we can do is crusher

Tired of zealot but how?
i just wish i could hipfire 1 shot instead of 2
Just joking. Love playing zealot
If Psyker wasn’t a glass cannon in havoc 35 though I’d play him more
I feel like I'm not gonna enjoy the new class if I was to get it
Good gust of wind takes Psyker out the game
relic sword makes me moist
Do I get up and eat a pastry and milk at 2am? Yes or Yes guys
That'll leave you with a stomachache
that’s exactly what I was thinking man
I rarely have cravings but those are good pastries
its so good isnt it
You know, I love Darktide's audio cues and sfx
(hardly audible trapper traps you)
Because I can at least determine where the Muties are coming from, or hounds at that matter
Helldivers 2 has a Charger that is so silent it can take you out from behind and make no sound
from behind an entire horde
Yet people defend it, saying "wee wee situational awareness", "hurr durr screen shake on full"
And than the 6’5 man in full steel plate wielding a chainaxe somehow sneaks up behind the reject untrapping you and one shots him
I dunno, I expect something big charging at me to be loud enough to be aware of it?
Dear fatshark can we get the new class tommow -a reject
Dear fatshark please remove completely silent specialists
no youre not supposed to be excited for the new class
the forums said the class is bad cuz it has dr and that implies you take damage as an identity
so it sucks
Nuh uh
The fact a REGULAR SCAB/DREG GRUNT makes more noise when attacking me than a MAULER or CRUSHER is asinine
The sound design is generally very good but one thing it trips up on is when there's sections of the map with multiple levels. It's easy to tell whether something is behind you or on either side of you, but the sound cues give no clues as to whether something is on a level above or below you.
(i know i personally had a huge hand in the class)
im more okay with that since maulers and crushers are just generally sorta quiet. though they make their own notable noises. but the trapper is supposed to be loud as hell
The sound design is ok, its the absence of sound design where it’s desperately needed that upsets me
ive also noticed this
try to spot if the bomber is above or below you on a narrow staircase
Dear fatshark keep the completely silent specialist make sure we keep getting heartattacks -a reject
I think the trapper is very loud, she scurries around giggling and taunting you which immediately puts me on guard when I hear it
I feel like Vigil station oblivium is so low on rotation lately. I havent seen it in 3 days and I need the last skull for the complete penance
usually yeah. sometimes it's just sorta around
it does make some noise im pretty sure. it's just unnaturally quiet
I'm tired of people just going "look around", "the screen shakes" or "situational awareness" in helldivers, when a fat bug charging at me slips and slides with no sound frim around the corner and pulverizes me
Literally
Like, if I were able to hear it clearly, I'd dodge it
Me when a warrior comes out of the ground behind me and two shots me instantly with absolutely no sound queue or warning
therefore
darktide better game
It has its share of issues
Both have the same issue
But it isn't a buggy mess with each update
No
Not at all
Moreso class specific
Like I said, a regular grunt making more noise during an attack than a mauler is a big problem
oh elites sounds are due to the audio engine being overloaded
A grunt getting ready to smack me with his club will scream as he winds up, the mauler in full plate & chainmail armor with a CHAINAXE will make no noise while winding up his axe and all of a sudden I’ve been one shot and I’m on the ground dying
but specifically specialists like bursters are 100% area based
Bursters will sometimes make no noise and just dive at me from behind and explode
a good example is the hallway to the left side (from spawn direction) from the center area of the gloriana mortis trials map
Bursters & rager swarms instill a VERY potent rage within me
that area next to the spawn door has audio issues
if you are standing there, or a specialist is there, the audio will sound like its from 3 rooms away
this issue exists in lots of spots in lots of maps, it got really bad in the newly changed areas in consignment yard
The amount of times I’ve been in my team’s backline just to all of a sudden have 6-9 ragers attacking me at once with absolutely no forewarning is ridiculous and I leave the game every time this happens
that can just happen i think, they dont make a crazy amount of noise
Man I really wish they didn't just give Arby Kruber's charge. Don't need a mini ogryn lol. And I'm hoping Castigator's stance is more interesting than it sounds. Still excited for the class tho
THATS THE PROBLEM
Thats what ive been saying
The specialists need better audio queues
Considering Darktide is a game where in alot of fights you’re being attacked from behind just as much from the front
the spawn door next to the med station after the first elevator of refinery delta has had issues since launch iirc, many many many bursters explode from inside the door while someone is standing next to it cuz the door almost completely masks all sound from inside it
when i hear a rager's exact weapon swiping noise and i didnt previously know about a rager i expect and react to it as if it's an ambush
You don’t hear it until you’re being hit
im built different, you have some slight time
ragers only exist in a normal game as part of a mixed horde in higher difficulties or ambient spawns
the only enemies that like actually spawn are specials
presumably what happens is that you aggro an ambient group of like 4~ ragers and they come and frick you up
all unbeknownst to you until they're on you
i dont really have a problem with that tho
I don't agree that the Emperor Acended would be the Warp God of Order. I get why that took off cus he's all about fighting chaos but the Emperor isn't about order at all. if anything the Eldar are about order and it's also close to perfection.
heretic??
The Emperor Acended would be the Warp God of Self Sacrifice
with Duty and Service being sub parts of that overall aspect
i thought it was gonna be a darktide hot take, idc about 40k lore lmao
where are the warp gods from the sentient inhabitants of other galaxies? that's what i dont get about warhammer 40k
idk I woke up and the idea was manifested in my brain
in those galaxies
the warp gods are created through emotions
the warp is spatially linked that's what warp storms are
but the warp transcends everything. do they have their own version of a transcendent warp-like realm?
and their physical bodies are in the eye of terror
each chaos god has their own realm in the warp
the physical bodies of the chaos marines maybe
the chaos gods dont have physical bodies
seems to me that other galaxies should have chaos gods
and the distance between galaxies shouldnt really be relevant. but i guess it could be
consider this. If a planet falls into advanced heresy, the warp around that planet becomes also dangerous and aspected to their brand of heresy
cus of all the billions of humans
doing and thinking a lot of heresy
that planet gets closer to the chaos realms
and the warp barrier becomes thinner (they also activly work on that part)
so on Tertium the realm of Nurgle is closer than at other points in the Galaxy
thats why plague trees literally grow out of the ground during Nurgle heresies
(we aint there yet except in the Hab Block)
so those other chaos gods would be in those galaxies
there's no warp in the space between
cus there's no sentience
for millions of lightyears
hmmmm
also the planet converting to a daemon world
(this is the worst possible situation)
the final stage of a heresy is a planet literally merging into the warp yes
to the point where they can disapear and reapear in the physical universe
also cant be destroyed or purified anymore
warhammer cosmology seems interesting but very confusing
AURIC EXAMPLAR THROUGH PUBLIC LOBBIES IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the secret to getting the auric titles is just playing aurics without thinking about the titles
just play the game
pretty soon you'll see the penances for them pop up on your screen
exactly ages ago was grinding for exemplar got 7 out of 10 and got yeeted by a barrel forgor about it until now and realised i was at 9 out of 10
got havoc forged before exemplar lmao
ASS title grind time
you're playing the Slaanesh dlc?
9 days
touch grass
I touch grass and eat ass you worm
Whar
We're playing arbites already!
You eat worm ass sah?
How
look at the pic silly
Ah yes I am playing deep rock and helldivers 2 and doing the achivements without noticing lol
slaanesh dlc confirmed
darktide is done
dune awakening is the new shit
until fatshark gives us a gom jabar and a shai hulud im not playin darktide
anyne dcing rn?
The only achievements I won't find naturally are them relics
All day today
i had a few DC
Dcs are common though
so it was weird
Nice nice
The least they could do is update the code to the current year
Darktide wasn't even out in 2014
?
Error 2014 instead of error 2025
E
F
the error codes have nothing at all to do with real time dates
Why would it be on darktide? It makes no sense bruv
u make no sense
this whole damn world makes no sense
Bro theres psykers instead of those benne gesserit
Anyway I was just talking shit
Not gonna play another survival crafting cashgrab
How would shai hulud even work, theres no dessert to begin with
yum
Desert my bad
Error code 2001 
wte ?