#darktide-pics-vids
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why is it so ugly and fat
its a little baby
chuck that fucker in a smelter
they all ugly and fat
whoever makes these things needs to be hanged
to kick them when you bored
then you can count how far it will fly away
btw, someone ingame had called me Chucky`s illegitimate son
i`m not that red
about as ugly tho
as i should be
Yeah, i can see the family bloodline there
ayo
twitter is full of tourists freaking out about em
levelling is hell π
bro got his own harem
welcome to the club buddy
what the fuck is that ogryns hair
dreadlocks?
@desert chasm a treat for when you wake
I've seen people be surprised but think they're neat.
No freaking out.
You gotta understand cyber baby isn't normal every day thing
nah worst one for me was a games journalist saying something along the lines of "what is this???"
bro do your job its the first search result on google
Yeah Paul tassi
Because he just got off playing astro bot
And doesn't play 40k lmfao
Thats quite the tone shift
idk it just feels wrong that a journalists first instinct is to shitpost on twitter instead of researching
that was a good tweet shut up, dude saw a flying baby monster for the first time
Yeah for a personal playthrough they're allowed to do that lmfao
https://x.com/PaulTassi/status/1833301539735187691?t=VlOWT6zo5iFOj_wIi1z9KQ&s=19
Anyway here's how that's going
wow guys this chaos stuff is pretty bad i cant believe they came up with it all on their own
all me
prolly because i sent him 15 emails asking him to read a book
Also yeah
βWarhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2β Has One Of The Best Shooter Campaigns In Recent History via @forbes https://t.co/PV4bXijeyS
"nerd"
man I just realized how weird my psyker looks without her face mask
watch out big man! theres a freak next to you!
my yuriful admirer returns
grab her puss while she warm
what da hell
Comparing this game to Elden Ring is CRAZY
oh forbes have game journalists?
also "one of the best campaigns"
alright, who bribed em
this game really goes to show how you can have the most wet paperbag plot ever but get people mesmerized through spectacles
genuinely hilarious
I FAILED AMELIA
people are loosing it with names
to be fair its tradition in this chat now
"BrownPeopleSlayer" is peak name of a person id kill with barrels
They have a few mainly gaming news though.
I'm sure the randoms I'm queueing with are wondering what the fuck my Steam name is
its ok i have seen a german name that had no sence
based name for coop games
you should be naked tho
I don't use mods, especially not serverside ones
i have an hard name with just offensive names, but it's always funny when it's a joky name
yeah but there is a limit ..
game would need a name filter
or some kind of thing to prevent people having random racist names or offensives ones
i miss old tf2 community in moments like this
i dont lol
sure you dont
okay mr "grab her pussy while it's warm"
what? First 20 minutes woman remains woman, no?
bruh c'mon
first 5?
actually shut up
this is how you look rn
like litteraly disgusting
low point when this guy chimes in to roast
like dunmer?
Look I would reconsider if Backup effectively roasts you 
they should let ogryn rocks teamkill
The bar was low for a public discord but I did not expect || necro || today
i didnt expected anything and still weirded out
love people who are like "man i miss voice chat multiplayer games where it was just white teens being racists"
Reminding me I should start doing that to people even though it is griefing 
hey dilara what do you think about the 20 minutes comment
tf2 community has brainrot and still has
Modern Warfare 2 Lobbies (2009)
racist, sexist, homophobic...
I was a kid during this time, I've seen it and wish this on literally nobody
why would anyone ever wanna go back to that or call it good times
"I remember when lobbies were toxic in a way that didn't affect me"
I've met a lot of people that want it to be like that
ngl thats fine, but i still think its a bit invasive moniotoring voice chats with AI and othersuch stuff
talking shit is part of the fun sometimes
where there wasn't a "repercussions to your actions" for saying racial slurs
didnt say wanna go back, just compared that momentso to funny "ofensive" names or characters
Its awful lol
the repercussion was getting insulted back
99.9% of the time the kids who spout that end up crying as soon as you say 3 words
AI shit worries me cause it might beam people who dont even have their mic on who are just cussing, or AI thinks you said a no-no when its a different word and you get beamed
I understand why AI is helpful
I just do NOT trust it
better yet
there is no way an AI can guess all the creative shit people can come up with on the spot
that's tame compared to game chat being recorded anyway
there is this VR R6-esque game that announced it and that shit was an instant dealbreaker for me
I literally listen to the infamous Lowtiergod sometimes and the stupid shit he says really just proves your point 
LTG is the one argument i make in favor of unregulated voice chat because holy shit its so funny
I have no idea who that is
especially on MK1 when someone hops on the mic and he immediately shuts the game down/plugs
Fellow listening to LTG being completely unhinged listener π€
let me know when he does a Dr disrespect 
He already did
fuck i missed one
and he's a deadbeat dad π
thats how i usually find out about most streamers
OHHHHHHH
Caiphan I think they're named
hes that dude?
Back in like July
wingsofredemtion too tbh
@hot marsh I cannot unhear him Logging and then like Immo saying "good job Dale". It is so damn funny
when people say GG
and he gets SUPER TILTED
nah the moment someone says "go take care of yo fuckin' daughter" and he instantly disconnects
is it the chat?
LMAO THAT ALSO
having to interact with chat + trying to focus on the game
VC in Like Mortal Kombat
mortal combat has VC?
Correct!
why
god bless whoever had the idea to add VC to mk1
I dont know!
wouldnt talking or listening to someone make you less focused for the fight
wack? you mean fucking amazing?
yes
I've already seen some of the really dumb shit people do with the Body Shield shared VC
fucking hostage shield vc
Minus the obvious Insults
whoever at Treyarch came up with that needs a raise
treyarch knew what they were doing
on the tweet announcing it they signed it off with "...Play nice."
and nobody proceeded to play nice
but it was hilarious
eat him magos
someone is trying to pickup
nuh uh
i always win hide and seek
dunderheads
istg if bo6 turns out to be shit either due to some dumb stuff or activision pillaging it as usual imma leave the series lol
hehe- hello
treyarch games are the only thing that's keeping me in that series considering they cook very mad
Imma ACTUALLY die if they ruin Zombies
consider: bear paw
trying to see what SLOP HE HAS
you want his melky milkies so bad
you like sire darious's slop dont ya
swimmin up to bite that melkussy
dirty dirty man
eating his melk coins (they're chocolate)
dont eat anything melk offers you or youll end up in his dungeon
just like my ilk, the fae
thuggin
she really is
freak spotted π«΅
morning tilly
its 11am my sleep schedule is fucked let's goooo
I'm not sure that's a good idea, my psyker
"what is THAT"
do you think they're renovating so she's less grumpy
Improving her enclosure to provide better enrichment
She will supply you with better bricks, varlet
She supplies me with her presence 
She will be equally grumpy and sassy.
I am interested in the visual differences post update though.
Maybe she did get more room and will be a little happier.
And therefore a little happier to see us.
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@faint falcon Actually evil for doing this
that baby pickaxe

mining mutant cubes
I really like how painfully slow that transition is
lets it simmer
a lil bit
it cant handle the baby pickaxe
"Waiting on Garut"

fucking crashes
gee sorry
@ripe topaz yeah bitch hurry up
I HATE JACK BLACK I HATE JACK BLACK
hook me up for some home runs
live action dark tide movie
live action darktide sextape
BRUH
DT Really likes crashing today
I think I might know why I'll have to probably update it
Id go try SM2 but i got disconnected from its servers 6 times in a row
guess ill go order some pizza
fatshark moment π
dork
me who kept getting matched with the same class over and over and over
GOD I fucking hate the class restriction so much
brian
uncaring stinky look
I'll probably play some DT in a bit, ngl the combo of recently waking up 2 hours ago is getting to me lmao
me when i want to play tactical but game says nuh uh
gonna hit a sack
Remove class restrictions for the love of god its PVE
who cares if its "unbalanced"
why tf tactical have bolt carbine but not the occulus carbine
i thought the former is a vanguard thing
legit like
make it a setting like DRG
"needs to be this tall to be normal"
does anyone else have this flicker since the most recent hotfix https://streamable.com/dsqkqc it only started once i realised my fps was shit and did the RTX fix
what a combo
note that there was also a driver update for Nvidia GPUs today
will try ty
guilty as charged π
this goes hard
the dirge "no face no case"
@faint falcon @serene chasm freaks, both of you
TEAMWORK
hehe, guilty as charged π
Speaking of-
are you serious=`? right in front of my lunchbox?
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finally, that sticker isnt in my dms
@ripe topaz how do you plead
Lmao
I think what sells it how I and the Zealot just look at each other multiple times
two videos calling out freaks
hehearhrhgh
FREAK BEHAVIOR
Freaktide
@mellow compass this you?
she looked cute, couldn't help but screenshot it
runt cam waatching you freaaks
She is serving
What's she lookin at π
my gaame gave her my shovel voidstrike
Shovel staff
reminds me of this gem
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lmao
true
Frug will forever live in my head
That was great
who up controlling they crowd
we're busy being nefarious on elevators
doesnt he say "winchin" ? xD
all whinge no stow
start stowin'
I have no stow and I must whinge
wot
tfw no stow (I whinge)
got the whinge warden over here πββοΈ we know our rights!!
weβre not afraid
you are my most loyal acolytes
What rights? We're supposed to have those?
hey man I know I'm a mutant because Cadia blew up but that's uncalled for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCEkh57n_qU
Rannick is such a funny character to use for the community because you canβt escape the fact he gunned down someone before a trial even started 
its ok game will just teleport you back to the pawn
π«΅π you let cadia down
Other way around
π«²π down cadia let you
If Cadians were so strong then why did the entire world blow up? Obviously someone is lying
yβall just hate cadians because even after getting their planet blacked they didnβt pick another poster boy regiment itβs still just cadians but now theyβre punished cadians
youβre all cadians now
yo we got grandmaster yoda in the chat
She hates Cadians because they were all supposed to be strong like her but now the planet is pebbles and she sometimes turns into a wretched beast
Epic Cadian Fail
turned that mf right back around into the eye of terror tho
hit that u-turn and said we gotta have a meeting on that
at least I think he did, I thought his crusade just slammed into cadia like a car to a concrete barrier then put it in reverse
that train trying to go through a tunnel gif
leave me plague ogryn
I didn't know ogryn could fly
Fly like you fraggin' mean it
βenough.β Ass punch
god i hope the mourningstar has visuals on us
crowded around the screen with morrow
OH OH! THE ZEALOT WITH THE ONE SHOT MONSTROSITY KILLLLL
well done looks at dataslate powerbottomfemboy
HOLY SHIT THE OGRYN JUST PUSHED THE PLAGUE OGRYN OFF THE MAP!!!!!!!!
It seems like Wolfer is stepping his game up with a pack of Scab Maulers- NO WAY THE OGRYN JUST CHARGED THROUGH ALL OF THEM!!!
idk whoβs making those but they always go hard
new favorite voiceline
damn girl didn't hold back at all lmao
skuld is unhinged
good
just how i like her 
finally got revenge for all the barrels >: )
Mom taking her kids out for a walk
bastard
who's the mom in this situation
the vet name Mom
yeah thats psyker lol
ye
oh yeah lol
"ayo, this bitch empty, YEET"
Mf shouldn't have landed within 100 yards of a dreadnought
unfortunately did not help
tzeentch just seeing all the Lβs hes ever going to take like ..dam.
not to many wins, Mm.
why does it look like they pooped their shorts
i think thats a monkey
hmmmm
might have shit himself
don't do this to me man
cmon gather around
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
happens to the best of us
No you dont understand
its all apart of his great plan
in order to win
he needs to take 30 more L's
but he would also know if he doesnβt win 
so he could just be sitting there kinda bored like βwell whatβs the fucking point manβ
Anyone got that gif of the Ogryn Reaper thats just doing weird mouth animations?
Thank you
me trying to think
oh but when i asked who got the smiling pox burster no one said shit π that was like sub 2 minute find
Exactly 1 miligram of water in that concave skull
me waiting for my friends to wake up so we can play
true
canβt be good for your mew progres
what I see 2 seconds after insulting Rienna
ey real quick can we get a roll call of all the hot girls in this server
just askin..
i got one for you
Is it Rinda

lmao the entire darktide fanbase meets and no oneβs a woman
Rinda is over there-
She's eating a corpse though
because they dont exist
but I need a freak!!
i have fact checked this
yeah we established this last night we dont exist
FUCKK!!!
we established with psyker, tilly and dilara that women. are simply not real
they are a myth
a very vivid hallucination
what about Rienna is she fake
she's a bear so she's fine
huge
group Hallucinations
stop
bear with me
now there is : )
cracking open a cold bear
i got more rinda pics tho you want them?
holy shit that stare
rindas baar :)
oh to be a skull on that belt
lol
ainβt none of yβall ever fucked π
I don't want to
it has been a lonely few years yeah
im always down horrendous for helmeted women tho
this fanbase scares women
the women here also scare women thatβs why they hangout with us
yeah well I'm scared of women
Horrifically scared of women
i assure you other girls scare me more thaan i scaare them
whereβs the Tony stark edit
They make me curl up into a ball and start sobbing uncontrollably
all my life itβs been a struggle to enjoy my fan shit with people because the only mfs who like it smell like shit π
even in okinawa I was like βyooo guys check it out they play warhammer here!β and somehow they also smelled like shit π«
Cons and Personal Hygeine always... clash
for some odd reason
i like how russo is the only guy that finds that video funny
I just did smh..
another target for my acts of violence
ASHES AND DUST
PURGE
i love how noone gives a fuck about rodin lol
The timeout corner for naughty snipers
He's 6 feet under
I do but he's dead
yeah but he's rotten corpse starch now
π³οΈβπ
so that's why it tasted funny
they are probably absolute dogs underneath those helmets tho
pardon the interruption
Sparkle On!
Nearest Dreg Gunner's head immediately explodes
what did shaygor do
My beloved wishes us a wonderful wednesday!
fall dog
Im ngl I really just fell for a unintentional trick of thinking it was Wednesday
hotdog now
had a Heart attack thinking oh fuck I worked today
then realized it was Thursday
lmao
Suffering
oh the misery
suffering
i love you guys
is there a reason why the cap has to have a crooked insignia
it bothers me, i'd like to buy it but it just sticks out
what did you do
the misery one might say
i hate adult life
same
facts
does your back hurt yet?
it will
I want freetime and money
fuck a gym membership, my asshole manager makes me carry all the heavy shit
im like a waterfall at the end of my shift
thank god they have showers
whats happening sunday?
the misery continues as a week of school dawns on monday, but work dissapears and waits for a new week
1 more year of this bullshit god emperor be with me
duty is its own reward
gonna ponder on that during my lunch break
Does anyone have Sefoni pictures?
Can't get in-game rn
here you go
ayoooo why is she kinda
Thx
Yeah those tattoos will be hard to draw
Might as well smudge it or something
I mean, I never specified kek
Her tank has aaa blurry effect i caaant get rid of

Don't worry about it
Big calf muscle for someone floating huh
her knees are beautiful hngnggggg
floating does take some core strength
calves tho i have no idea
She does have weird legs
Don't think the thighs are supposed to cave in like that π
The last 5 penances.
43 more games, minimum.
(Since I am not sure if the new Void map has any Vent Purge or Pox conditions)
they really detailed her boobs
Screw the boobs
Why can't our psykers get tattoos like that
Carved/Burned into the skin
blame the lift! it does things to people
I need to be more fucked up...
phrasing ! O.o
I need it Bardin
there ain't shit going on in there
u should do a drawin where u just scream "i need it !" xD
that's a man with a smooth brain if i ever did see one
oog oog
grug not understand
Grug need to make mean people go boom !
gw is gracious to allow hints of female biology
just boobs in general
except sometimes we can't even get that
unless every woman on the Mourningstar is meant to be flat-chested
abolish baggage limits in the mourning star
they took her fucking boobs π
i hope they dont take my zealot's 
you think zola got off without any punishment ?
who ?
irrelevant now i suppose
we stronger then her anyway
actual psycho
boquet boquet for my sweetie
she thought about that, would be a short game if she have a bolt pistol
trade for pants 
isnt lazpistol your worst gun btw ?
when istarted the game for first time
i looked like this
poke
I saw Runt harvesting them with their own two hands
runt is gathering all the power cells nd capsools to power rindaa
like Frankenstein's monster but you didn't make her and she loves you
Don't worry about how hungry she is
rinda chewing her power cell breaakfast: FEAAST, FEAAST!!!
horse electrolytes
her kinda sports drink
Rinda would love this shit
got bored nd took a bunch of pics on an adventure. look how freaakin small swagger is next to her Xd
im picturing her kicking swagger like a horse
Listen
Boobs 
Rad af tattoos/scars + boobs

Bro shes fucking massive wtf π
5'11 vs 6'0
she's built for sports
discord eated my screenshots 
average ogryn
Wow I guess I was just short a few stun grenade throws
zap em
3 hats, a shirt, and a trinket
you will never be naked again
I can leave my hat on
Leave it on forever
That pic right there just screams average Ogryn
I wish my hair didn't clip through the hood :|
That torso, that mask
"septic enjoyer"
Oh yeah that too
ogryns are tanky, so Septic Tank
yoooo me and who? ππ
Which is you?
100% swagger
ah, a short king i see
im 182 i think, dunno what that is in alien people numbers
5'9". idk what the average height is for guys but youre taller than me at least
looked it up, im 5,11
google lied to me ig
Hahahaahahaha short
6'1 wow im at Rinda's kissing height
π i am officially a short king
stand aside Rodman
do you want to tell him? or should i
get him boys
YOU BE SILENT
tfw you forget rodin exists
If he didnβt suck so bad he wouldnβt have died
rodin is just luigi to rinda's mario
how do you feel abaout that?
got his ass
No thank you

I'm a little above average for someone with my endocrine system (5' 7")
real soldiers keep what they posted up
170 is decent
What I lack in skyscraper stats I make up for in being a truck
smother them in the bootey
honk honk
buh
awww

Hahahahahahaha short
tilly is tiny, this is great.
Ahahahahaha short
tiny tilly
ainn nothing wrong with that, short people are cool
look down
Coming from a runt
exactly so i know what im talking about
yeah because others flex better than you like ME WHEN I'M OILED UP IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH π¦Ύ

oil the truck... we got places to be violent at
My fists are lubed for the empreh you have nothing on me techwench
Your skull is lined up with the grox lobotomizer. Haul our goods, pack beast
You know what they say about grox prodders.
kill them with my mass
height wars
Weapon of MAss Destruction
I'm tall for an ovary owner and given that half of my family is short white people
I got lucky....
Iβve decided what I was going to say would get me banned probably so Iβm actually going to admit defeat before I suffer from success
You suffer from your failures, your very existence. There is no succeeding as an ogryn beyond your death or potential servitorization.
okay i guess it isnt over
You exist to be exploded off maps for blocking the view. π
My fist is bigger than your purpose, metalface! Not even need to make sense, I punch hardah!
When do we kiss 
in heaven
I shoot faster, hit more, hit accurately, hit harder consistently, calculate successful battle strategies, and... I recover precious artifacts of the glorious past. You exist to lift and die.
LALALALALLALA CANT HEAR U
I don't kiss lesser beasts. I only like other functional humans, especially my own kind.
Found your lover, right here π

Sadgryn
Know your place, or end up in a can ground up into forgotten pieces for someone to consume and expel.
You'll fill many cans. That'll be a grand goal for you. Your ultimate goal. You could feed half a regiment.
So. Hurry up.
Ha, will eat many muties then! Make them regret eating Hug
Hug served with side of spite!
Oh, it'll be your own brethren who shall consume you. As you've likely consumed your own allies.

Delicious.
Only a couple times : (
Then you better aspire to taste as good as them.
They not taste very good so ah fink ahm safe
Will taste just ok!
Good rashuns, is tha cycle of life!
Least ahm not gonna be sum pencil pusha printer bot for eternity
You funny, metalface. When empreh promote me to official fist of empreh, I keep you as pal. Even if you shaped like toaster oven.
I'll be too busy delving into the dark reaches to bring the Omnissiah's enlightenment. Maybe I'll die a glorious death. It'll all be without the likes of you.
unplug
I'm a self-contained unit, with my own means of supplying energy for my power pack and many ways of receiving nutrients for the flesh that remains. Misfortune is on my side, and it insists I live to witness everything before the mind fails, and I will document it all for my brethren. 
Ah don know what most of that means, but ah wish you the best of luck with it metalface!
Will punch some hairy tiks for yah!
The only thing you can do. But remember your place.
Better tell the Shipmistress to keep that one off the next seven Valkyrie deployments.
bro held together by faith
Auric operations truly bring out the faith in a Reject
Hello I would like to purchase some lift inserts please
POV you're the servitor established to make sure people don't try to start fights over the prices
at least you aint 163
5'4"?
I refuse
I wouldn't want my legs cut either
close
whats wrong with 163
it's just a little odd
how so
rinda also knows how to talk to short ppl
grabbing you like a piece of meat in the market
does she chew on Runt
See THAT's how I talk to short people
Yeah
Teamwork makes the dream work @cold pike @dawn patrol
Us 3 and literally Some Dude lmao
He was soloing too! We dropped in right at the end
That does explain a couple things lol
Were they good things or bad things
proof that magnus did nothing wrong
Oh haha yeah it took me a minute to get my bearings. Not just "Wait what where are we" but taking out my gun for the first time when I really need to use it and it's empty because JIP, that sort of thing
"Damn, they flew through the map while I was reconnecting"

He took a good beating ngl
LMAO
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I dont know how common this is but this will always be funny
try this with heavy and special spam
(special is cracked)
Using the Mk IX which kinda just lets me get away with whatever the hell I feel but yes
SA + H
Is beyond dumb
And thatβs why Iβm impatiently awaiting veteran to use it
7 is definitely an accustomed taste seeing itβs best Horde Clear is what you stated
But IX can flex between that or L + Heavy Chain or Light Heavy
Itβs
I love hs7
Idk tickles the brain very well
Very nice
Everyone loves that ogryn mask
Maybe it's Magnus the Pious...
standoff
atp i think these names are specifically trying to get shared
im waiting to see if someone sees my zealot's name and think's it's at all funny enough to share
so far
nop
someone called me pusso once
Sometimes when I'm tired or not wearing my glasses I think you've changed your name to that
Well, I guess the Loyalist have won again.
Discord:https://discord.gg/ehvcHKU
this is bullshit but i believe it
10,000 plasteel fine
h-
very cutesy
heβs got his fists out!!!
run!!! heβs snapped heβs snapped heβs gonna kill hadron run!!
hes had enough of stamina groaners and now hadrons gonna pay
lmao you know to most people they would see a screenshot
but if you know whatβs wrong with it, the screenshot because ominous π
put em dawgs away

that aint gas filter, its a can of nosh
just as planned
@elfin stone
I found my clone
the john darktide-tide
He looks happy for once
true
shroudfield is a disease plaguing zealots
Typical shroudfield zealot
Lol Malice.
blor
there is a blorgus among us
thats a bitchslap if I've seen one
seen blorgus clear a whole crusher wave using his blongus blast, shit keeps me up at night.
prove that this is the real russo and post the anime girl gif
gonna drop this here
the sewer rats
thats my favourite clan 
me when iβm in the maternity ward
his eyes look so wet, he looks like he's about to burst into tears π
that about describes me when i read that message
god..
thats what i get for talking in this chat ig
Dilara he doesnβt know Avarax is swarming with Heretics and Tyranids
YOUβRE NOT EVEN REAL SOLD- Immediately gets decapitated



