#darktide-pics-vids

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ripe topaz
serene chasm
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why is it so ugly and fat

loud hatch
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its a little baby

serene chasm
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chuck that fucker in a smelter

loud hatch
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they all ugly and fat

faint falcon
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whoever makes these things needs to be hanged

serene chasm
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random floating babies

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what purpose do they even serve

loud hatch
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then you can count how far it will fly away

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btw, someone ingame had called me Chucky`s illegitimate son

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i`m not that red

serene chasm
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about as ugly tho

loud hatch
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as i should be

fierce quest
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Yeah, i can see the family bloodline there

pale locust
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unironically meatbread

loud hatch
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kinda, but without actual "bread"

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just funny looking meatloaf

faint falcon
twilit bane
twilit bane
loud hatch
faint falcon
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She has a healing touch 😩

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yuri in my Darktide

loud hatch
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welcome to the club buddy

faint falcon
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what the fuck is that ogryns hair

loud hatch
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dreadlocks?

faint falcon
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from afar it looked like low poly Jimmy Neutron

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I see it now

faint falcon
versed anvil
twilit bane
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nah worst one for me was a games journalist saying something along the lines of "what is this???"

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bro do your job its the first search result on google

versed anvil
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Yeah Paul tassi

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Because he just got off playing astro bot

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And doesn't play 40k lmfao

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Thats quite the tone shift

twilit bane
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idk it just feels wrong that a journalists first instinct is to shitpost on twitter instead of researching

coarse island
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that was a good tweet shut up, dude saw a flying baby monster for the first time

versed anvil
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Yeah for a personal playthrough they're allowed to do that lmfao

twilit bane
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wow guys this chaos stuff is pretty bad i cant believe they came up with it all on their own

twilit bane
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prolly because i sent him 15 emails asking him to read a book

versed anvil
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Also yeah

faint falcon
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"nerd"

scenic cosmos
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man I just realized how weird my psyker looks without her face mask

serene chasm
faint falcon
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Yeah way to deflect the suspicion there

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Bobert

faint falcon
loud hatch
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grab her puss while she warm

faint falcon
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what da hell

ripe topaz
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i wish ophelia plays again

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sweet explodey ophelia

full cypress
full cypress
ripe topaz
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oh forbes have game journalists?

full cypress
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also "one of the best campaigns"

faint falcon
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alright, who bribed em

full cypress
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this game really goes to show how you can have the most wet paperbag plot ever but get people mesmerized through spectacles

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genuinely hilarious

faint falcon
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I FAILED AMELIA

twilit bane
solemn verge
full cypress
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to be fair its tradition in this chat now

full cypress
# twilit bane

"BrownPeopleSlayer" is peak name of a person id kill with barrels

versed anvil
faint falcon
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I'm sure the randoms I'm queueing with are wondering what the fuck my Steam name is

solemn verge
loud hatch
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you should be naked tho

serene chasm
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least its not fucking racist

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or another h*tler character

faint falcon
pine merlin
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i have an hard name with just offensive names, but it's always funny when it's a joky name

solemn verge
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yeah but there is a limit ..

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game would need a name filter

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or some kind of thing to prevent people having random racist names or offensives ones

loud hatch
serene chasm
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i dont lol

loud hatch
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sure you dont

faint falcon
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okay mr "grab her pussy while it's warm"

loud hatch
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what? First 20 minutes woman remains woman, no?

faint falcon
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bruh c'mon

loud hatch
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first 5?

faint falcon
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actually shut up

granite aspen
solemn verge
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like litteraly disgusting

serene chasm
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low point when this guy chimes in to roast

loud hatch
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like dunmer?

hollow rover
hot marsh
faint falcon
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The bar was low for a public discord but I did not expect || necro || today

hollow rover
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That's something to wake up to on my only day off

solemn verge
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i didnt expected anything and still weirded out

full cypress
# serene chasm i dont lol

love people who are like "man i miss voice chat multiplayer games where it was just white teens being racists"

hollow rover
faint falcon
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hey dilara what do you think about the 20 minutes comment

hollow rover
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Only those who deserve it though

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"Unfunny usernames"

solemn verge
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tf2 community has brainrot and still has

hollow rover
serene chasm
hollow rover
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I was a kid during this time, I've seen it and wish this on literally nobody

serene chasm
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why would anyone ever wanna go back to that or call it good times

faint falcon
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"I remember when lobbies were toxic in a way that didn't affect me"

hollow rover
hot marsh
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ngl thats fine, but i still think its a bit invasive moniotoring voice chats with AI and othersuch stuff

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talking shit is part of the fun sometimes

hollow rover
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where there wasn't a "repercussions to your actions" for saying racial slurs

loud hatch
full cypress
twilit bane
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99.9% of the time the kids who spout that end up crying as soon as you say 3 words

hollow rover
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I understand why AI is helpful

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I just do NOT trust it

twilit bane
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there is no way an AI can guess all the creative shit people can come up with on the spot

scenic cosmos
hot marsh
hollow rover
hot marsh
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LTG is the one argument i make in favor of unregulated voice chat because holy shit its so funny

twilit bane
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I have no idea who that is

hot marsh
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especially on MK1 when someone hops on the mic and he immediately shuts the game down/plugs

scenic cosmos
hollow rover
twilit bane
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let me know when he does a Dr disrespect KEKW_ogryn

twilit bane
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fuck i missed one

hot marsh
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and he's a deadbeat dad 😭

twilit bane
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thats how i usually find out about most streamers

twilit bane
hollow rover
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Caiphan I think they're named

twilit bane
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hes that dude?

hollow rover
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made LTG ragequit

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lmao

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here in Zealot Chat

scenic cosmos
hollow rover
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Back in like July

hot marsh
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wingsofredemtion too tbh

hollow rover
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@hot marsh I cannot unhear him Logging and then like Immo saying "good job Dale". It is so damn funny

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when people say GG

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and he gets SUPER TILTED

twilit bane
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someone needs to study this

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what is it about streaming that makes people crazy

hot marsh
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nah the moment someone says "go take care of yo fuckin' daughter" and he instantly disconnects

twilit bane
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is it the chat?

hollow rover
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LMAO THAT ALSO

scenic cosmos
hollow rover
twilit bane
hollow rover
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Correct!

twilit bane
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why

hot marsh
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god bless whoever had the idea to add VC to mk1

hollow rover
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I dont know!

twilit bane
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πŸ€”

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i dont see the point

scenic cosmos
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VC is undergoing evolution

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have you seen the wack VC ideas that BO6 is doing?

twilit bane
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wouldnt talking or listening to someone make you less focused for the fight

hollow rover
scenic cosmos
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yes

hollow rover
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I've already seen some of the really dumb shit people do with the Body Shield shared VC

scenic cosmos
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fucking hostage shield vc

faint falcon
hollow rover
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Minus the obvious Insults

scenic cosmos
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whoever at Treyarch came up with that needs a raise

hot marsh
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treyarch knew what they were doing
on the tweet announcing it they signed it off with "...Play nice."

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and nobody proceeded to play nice

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but it was hilarious

hollow rover
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@faint falcon Excuse me

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Im trying to see what slop is in shop

faint falcon
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that's a shame.

serene chasm
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eat him magos

faint falcon
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someone is trying to pickup

hollow rover
granite aspen
twilit bane
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you're cheating

granite aspen
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nuh uh

twilit bane
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damn

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ok u win

granite aspen
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i always win hide and seek

faint falcon
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dunderheads

scenic cosmos
hollow rover
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hehe- hello

scenic cosmos
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treyarch games are the only thing that's keeping me in that series considering they cook very mad

hollow rover
faint falcon
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I'm trying to smack this fucker on the head

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GOT YOU

hollow rover
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Flak helm protects me you cant

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fool

faint falcon
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consider: bear paw

faint falcon
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CAUGHT trying to RIZZ MELK?! 🀯 πŸ™ˆ

hollow rover
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trying to see what SLOP HE HAS

faint falcon
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you want his melky milkies so bad

serene chasm
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you like sire darious's slop dont ya

granite aspen
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swimmin up to bite that melkussy

serene chasm
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dirty dirty man

faint falcon
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eating his melk coins (they're chocolate)

serene chasm
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dont eat anything melk offers you or youll end up in his dungeon

faint falcon
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just like my ilk, the fae

serene chasm
faint falcon
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thuggin

serene chasm
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she really is

desert chasm
serene chasm
desert chasm
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its 11am my sleep schedule is fucked let's goooo

pine merlin
scenic cosmos
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I'm not sure that's a good idea, my psyker

faint falcon
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"what is THAT"

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do you think they're renovating so she's less grumpy

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Improving her enclosure to provide better enrichment

hollow rover
faint falcon
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She supplies me with her presence uwu

versed anvil
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She will be equally grumpy and sassy.

faint falcon
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She'll have more room to do so

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I'm glad

versed anvil
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I am interested in the visual differences post update though.
Maybe she did get more room and will be a little happier.
And therefore a little happier to see us.

hollow rover
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@faint falcon Actually evil for doing this

faint falcon
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I'm so glad you caught that

hollow rover
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I had front row seats with popcorn

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of course im going to capture it lmao

hollow rover
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uhh.

ripe topaz
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mining mutant cubes

hollow rover
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I really like how painfully slow that transition is

ripe topaz
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steve totally looks like jack black

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i cant see the difference

rocky fable
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a lil bit

hollow rover
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@faint falcon Peak DT

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Literally just saw

ripe topaz
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it cant handle the baby pickaxe

hollow rover
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"Waiting on Garut"

faint falcon
hollow rover
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fucking crashes

ripe topaz
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gee sorry

faint falcon
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@ripe topaz yeah bitch hurry up

twilit bane
pine merlin
hollow rover
spring sail
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live action dark tide movie

full cypress
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live action darktide sextape

twilit bane
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hes a mistake

full cypress
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BRUH

twilit bane
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hes an inhuman machine

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meant to destroy movies and video games

faint falcon
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"this guy STINKS"

hollow rover
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DT Really likes crashing today

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I think I might know why I'll have to probably update it

full cypress
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Id go try SM2 but i got disconnected from its servers 6 times in a row

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guess ill go order some pizza

twilit bane
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fatshark moment 😭

faint falcon
hollow rover
full cypress
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GOD I fucking hate the class restriction so much

faint falcon
ripe topaz
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brian

ripe topaz
hollow rover
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I'll probably play some DT in a bit, ngl the combo of recently waking up 2 hours ago is getting to me lmao

zenith seal
ripe topaz
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gonna hit a sack

hollow rover
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who cares if its "unbalanced"

ripe topaz
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why tf tactical have bolt carbine but not the occulus carbine

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i thought the former is a vanguard thing

zenith seal
faint falcon
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"needs to be this tall to be normal"

quasi surge
grim pewter
faint falcon
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what a combo

pale locust
faint falcon
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"girlkisser spotted"

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@desert chasm how do you plead

desert chasm
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guilty as charged 😏

desert chasm
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this goes hard

serene chasm
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the dirge "no face no case"

mellow compass
desert chasm
faint falcon
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TEAMWORK

serene chasm
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hehe, guilty as charged 😏

faint falcon
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hah, guilty as charged smerk

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RUNT JUST WATCHING

serene chasm
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theyre judging us

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holy shit these go hard

fierce quest
mellow compass
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are you serious=`? right in front of my lunchbox?

hollow rover
faint falcon
serene chasm
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finally, that sticker isnt in my dms

hollow rover
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Lmao

serene chasm
hollow rover
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I think what sells it how I and the Zealot just look at each other multiple times

faint falcon
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two videos calling out freaks

mellow compass
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i clipped it too ... same braiancells

faint falcon
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hehearhrhgh

hollow rover
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FREAK BEHAVIOR

faint falcon
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Freaktide

serene chasm
desert chasm
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she looked cute, couldn't help but screenshot it

mellow compass
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runt cam waatching you freaaks

hollow rover
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Was there, Done that

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The freaktide spreads

faint falcon
serene chasm
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the freakjects will save atoma

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felt cute might delete later

desert chasm
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What's she lookin at πŸ‘€

mellow compass
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my gaame gave her my shovel voidstrike

hollow rover
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Shovel staff

faint falcon
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guiltless freak

hollow rover
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reminds me of this gem

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lmao

faint falcon
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no one wants to think about her πŸ˜”

hollow rover
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true

hollow rover
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Frug will forever live in my head

faint falcon
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That was great

hollow rover
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Why does frug swing at you at the end :((

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he's vicious

faint falcon
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he was lost in the frenzy sauce

spring sail
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who up controlling they crowd

faint falcon
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we're busy being nefarious on elevators

pale locust
solemn verge
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doesnt he say "winchin" ? xD

pale locust
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all whinge no stow

faint falcon
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start stowin'

pale locust
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I have no stow and I must whinge

solemn verge
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wot

faint falcon
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tfw no stow (I whinge)

solemn verge
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wot is stow

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sah

spring sail
# pale locust

got the whinge warden over here πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ we know our rights!!

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we’re not afraid

pale locust
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you are my most loyal acolytes

faint falcon
spring sail
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Rannick is such a funny character to use for the community because you can’t escape the fact he gunned down someone before a trial even started KEKW_ogryn

twilit bane
spring sail
faint falcon
spring sail
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πŸ«²πŸ™ down cadia let you

faint falcon
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If Cadians were so strong then why did the entire world blow up? Obviously someone is lying

spring sail
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y’all just hate cadians because even after getting their planet blacked they didn’t pick another poster boy regiment it’s still just cadians but now they’re punished cadians

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you’re all cadians now

serene chasm
spring sail
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this is how I freak

faint falcon
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Epic Cadian Fail

spring sail
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turned that mf right back around into the eye of terror tho

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hit that u-turn and said we gotta have a meeting on that

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at least I think he did, I thought his crusade just slammed into cadia like a car to a concrete barrier then put it in reverse

faint falcon
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that train trying to go through a tunnel gif

spring sail
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abbadon

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who the fuck are these people man

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he the L-Master

meager elm
faint falcon
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I didn't know ogryn could fly

balmy ginkgo
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Fly like you fraggin' mean it

spring sail
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β€œenough.” Ass punch

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god i hope the mourningstar has visuals on us

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crowded around the screen with morrow

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OH OH! THE ZEALOT WITH THE ONE SHOT MONSTROSITY KILLLLL

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well done looks at dataslate powerbottomfemboy

hollow rover
spring sail
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THE PSYKER WITH THE

OH THE VETERAN WITH THE 4 CONSECUTIVE DOUBLE SHREDDER FRAG PROC

hollow rover
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It seems like Wolfer is stepping his game up with a pack of Scab Maulers- NO WAY THE OGRYN JUST CHARGED THROUGH ALL OF THEM!!!

west adder
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me with thrust and brutal momentum

spring sail
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idk who’s making those but they always go hard

desert chasm
faint falcon
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damn girl didn't hold back at all lmao

serene chasm
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skuld is unhinged

faint falcon
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good

desert chasm
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just how i like her uwugryn

serene chasm
desert chasm
faint falcon
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Mom taking her kids out for a walk

serene chasm
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bastard

desert chasm
faint falcon
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the vet name Mom

serene chasm
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yeah thats psyker lol

faint falcon
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ye

desert chasm
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oh yeah lol

floral delta
mellow compass
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ive got interesting mom reactions from pubs

spring sail
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dragon

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fuckin nerd got dodge balled

floral delta
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"ayo, this bitch empty, YEET"

spring sail
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Bird was a bitch

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Abs he can’t CHANGE THAT

floral delta
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Mf shouldn't have landed within 100 yards of a dreadnought

grim pewter
spring sail
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tzeentch just seeing all the L’s hes ever going to take like ..dam.

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not to many wins, Mm.

faint falcon
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why does it look like they pooped their shorts

west adder
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i think thats a monkey

faint falcon
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hmmmm

spring sail
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might have shit himself

serene chasm
spring sail
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it’s a monkey

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everyone point and laugh

faint falcon
spring sail
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cmon gather around

serene chasm
spring sail
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happens to the best of us

hollow rover
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its all apart of his great plan

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in order to win

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he needs to take 30 more L's

spring sail
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but he would also know if he doesn’t win KEKW_ogryn

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so he could just be sitting there kinda bored like β€œwell what’s the fucking point man”

gentle delta
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Anyone got that gif of the Ogryn Reaper thats just doing weird mouth animations?

serene chasm
hollow rover
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I feel like Tzeentch sometimes purposely fails

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why

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its funny

gentle delta
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Thank you

faint falcon
spring sail
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oh but when i asked who got the smiling pox burster no one said shit πŸ’€ that was like sub 2 minute find

hollow rover
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Exactly 1 miligram of water in that concave skull

serene chasm
hollow rover
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true

faint falcon
spring sail
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can’t be good for your mew progres

hollow rover
spring sail
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ey real quick can we get a roll call of all the hot girls in this server

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just askin..

mellow compass
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i got one for you

hollow rover
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Is it Rinda

mellow compass
serene chasm
spring sail
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lmao the entire darktide fanbase meets and no one’s a woman

hollow rover
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Rinda is over there-

hollow rover
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She's eating a corpse though

serene chasm
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because they dont exist

spring sail
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but I need a freak!!

serene chasm
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i have fact checked this

mellow compass
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yeah we established this last night we dont exist

spring sail
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FUCKK!!!

serene chasm
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we established with psyker, tilly and dilara that women. are simply not real

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they are a myth

desert chasm
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a very vivid hallucination

faint falcon
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what about Rienna is she fake

desert chasm
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she's a bear so she's fine

serene chasm
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huge

hollow rover
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group Hallucinations

faint falcon
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🐻

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bear in mind

serene chasm
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stop

faint falcon
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bear with me

desert chasm
west adder
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cracking open a cold bear

mellow compass
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i got more rinda pics tho you want them?

serene chasm
faint falcon
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she's so handsome

mellow compass
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rindas baar :)

faint falcon
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she's definitely a bear

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Rise of the Girlbears

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she's built so strong

west adder
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oh to be a skull on that belt

serene chasm
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lol

spring sail
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ain’t none of y’all ever fucked πŸ’€

faint falcon
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I don't want to

west adder
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it has been a lonely few years yeah

faint falcon
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I only like fictional characters

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hope this helps

west adder
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im always down horrendous for helmeted women tho

spring sail
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this fanbase scares women

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the women here also scare women that’s why they hangout with us

faint falcon
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yeah well I'm scared of women

hollow rover
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Horrifically scared of women

mellow compass
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i assure you other girls scare me more thaan i scaare them

spring sail
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where’s the Tony stark edit

hollow rover
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They make me curl up into a ball and start sobbing uncontrollably

spring sail
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all my life it’s been a struggle to enjoy my fan shit with people because the only mfs who like it smell like shit 😭

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even in okinawa I was like β€œyooo guys check it out they play warhammer here!” and somehow they also smelled like shit 😫

serene chasm
spring sail
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this is a borderless phenomenon

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hehe funny

hollow rover
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for some odd reason

serene chasm
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i like how russo is the only guy that finds that video funny

hollow rover
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I just did smh..

serene chasm
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ASHES AND DUST

mellow compass
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please... not rinda....

hollow rover
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PURGE

mossy coral
west adder
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i love how noone gives a fuck about rodin lol

hollow rover
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The timeout corner for naughty snipers

hollow rover
faint falcon
hollow rover
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I thought he was cool

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but thats about it lmao

faint falcon
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I could have made him mine.

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who said that?

hollow rover
serene chasm
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

faint falcon
west adder
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they are probably absolute dogs underneath those helmets tho

faint falcon
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yeah and

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I'm a big fan of monsters

desert chasm
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pardon the interruption

serene chasm
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ahh energy

hollow rover
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Sparkle On!

Nearest Dreg Gunner's head immediately explodes

meager elm
serene chasm
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My beloved wishes us a wonderful wednesday!

meager elm
hollow rover
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Im ngl I really just fell for a unintentional trick of thinking it was Wednesday

west adder
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hotdog now

hollow rover
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had a Heart attack thinking oh fuck I worked today

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then realized it was Thursday

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lmao

serene chasm
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wish i could be happy about it being thursday but im working this weekend

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πŸ™

hollow rover
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Suffering

serene chasm
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oh the misery

faint falcon
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suffering

faint falcon
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i love you guys

west elm
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is there a reason why the cap has to have a crooked insignia

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it bothers me, i'd like to buy it but it just sticks out

serene chasm
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what the fuck happened

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WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE THE WORST TIMING

desert chasm
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what did you do

serene chasm
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imissed the funny gifs

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my life is in ruins

pale fog
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the misery one might say

serene chasm
faint falcon
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Viktor going to bed and being responsible

serene chasm
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i hate adult life

faint falcon
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same

west adder
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facts

serene chasm
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i wanna have free time to play with you guys

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i dont want to work

west adder
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does your back hurt yet?

serene chasm
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it will

west adder
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mine does too

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from all the carrying i do in my games

faint falcon
#

I want freetime and money

serene chasm
#

fuck a gym membership, my asshole manager makes me carry all the heavy shit

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im like a waterfall at the end of my shift

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thank god they have showers

west adder
#

showering at work is magical

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imho

serene chasm
#

truly is

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3 more days! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

west adder
#

whats happening sunday?

serene chasm
#

the misery continues as a week of school dawns on monday, but work dissapears and waits for a new week

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1 more year of this bullshit god emperor be with me

west adder
#

duty is its own reward

serene chasm
#

gonna ponder on that during my lunch break

dawn patrol
#

Does anyone have Sefoni pictures?
Can't get in-game rn

mellow compass
twilit bane
#

ayoooo why is she kinda

dawn patrol
#

Yeah those tattoos will be hard to draw

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Might as well smudge it or something

mellow compass
#

Didnt realize u wanted her taats

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hope this helps better

dawn patrol
#

I mean, I never specified kek

mellow compass
#

Her tank has aaa blurry effect i caaant get rid of

dawn patrol
dawn patrol
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Big calf muscle for someone floating huh

granite aspen
#

her knees are beautiful hngnggggg

muted violet
#

Frank

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the pope

twilit bane
#

calves tho i have no idea

dawn patrol
#

She does have weird legs

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Don't think the thighs are supposed to cave in like that πŸ’€

orchid veldt
#

The last 5 penances.

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43 more games, minimum.

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(Since I am not sure if the new Void map has any Vent Purge or Pox conditions)

faint falcon
dawn patrol
#

Screw the boobs
Why can't our psykers get tattoos like that

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Carved/Burned into the skin

faint falcon
#

so true

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Psykers should get scars specific to them

ripe topaz
desert chasm
#

I need to be more fucked up...

faint falcon
#

Yormun needs his yucky biolightning scars

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well why are you judging him for it

solemn verge
desert chasm
#

I need it Bardin

solemn verge
#

Vatillly be like

faint falcon
#

there ain't shit going on in there

solemn verge
#

u should do a drawin where u just scream "i need it !" xD

desert chasm
faint falcon
#

oog oog

faint falcon
#

grug not understand

solemn verge
#

Grug need to make mean people go boom !

faint falcon
#

just boobs in general

desert chasm
#

unless every woman on the Mourningstar is meant to be flat-chested

ripe topaz
#

abolish baggage limits in the mourning star

desert chasm
#

they took her fucking boobs πŸ’”

solemn verge
#

i hope they dont take my zealot's staregryn

spring sail
#

you think zola got off without any punishment ?

solemn verge
#

who ?

spring sail
#

irrelevant now i suppose

solemn verge
#

we stronger then her anyway

spring sail
#

plot quite literally did a doughnut and went into a ditch

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go off

solemn verge
#

i remember

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zola pointing a gun at my ogryn at the begining

ripe topaz
#

actual psycho

solemn verge
#
  • a tiny lazpistol
#

tiny gun cant hurt big gryn

mellow compass
#

boquet boquet for my sweetie

ripe topaz
ripe topaz
solemn verge
#

isnt lazpistol your worst gun btw ?

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when istarted the game for first time

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i looked like this

faint falcon
faint falcon
mellow compass
#

runt is gathering all the power cells nd capsools to power rindaa

faint falcon
#

like Frankenstein's monster but you didn't make her and she loves you

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Don't worry about how hungry she is

mellow compass
#

rinda chewing her power cell breaakfast: FEAAST, FEAAST!!!

faint falcon
#

mmm yummy

#

good for growing monstrosities Beastofnurgle

faint falcon
#

horse electrolytes

ripe topaz
#

her kinda sports drink

faint falcon
#

Rinda would love this shit

mellow compass
#

got bored nd took a bunch of pics on an adventure. look how freaakin small swagger is next to her Xd

ripe topaz
#

im picturing her kicking swagger like a horse

dawn patrol
full cypress
dawn patrol
#

5'11 vs 6'0

ripe topaz
#

she's built for sports

hollow rover
mellow compass
#

discord eated my screenshots RuntBleh

faint falcon
#

average ogryn

balmy ginkgo
#

Wow I guess I was just short a few stun grenade throws

faint falcon
#

zap em

balmy ginkgo
#

3 hats, a shirt, and a trinket

faint falcon
#

you will never be naked again

balmy ginkgo
#

I can leave my hat on

faint falcon
#

Leave it on forever

balmy ginkgo
crystal kite
balmy ginkgo
#

I wish my hair didn't clip through the hood :|

crystal kite
#

That torso, that mask

faint falcon
crystal kite
ripe topaz
serene chasm
mellow compass
#

Which is you?

serene chasm
#

100% swagger

desert chasm
#

ah, a short king i see

serene chasm
#

im 182 i think, dunno what that is in alien people numbers

desert chasm
#

5'9". idk what the average height is for guys but youre taller than me at least

desert chasm
#

google lied to me ig

serene chasm
#

what

#

oh

#

YES

crystal kite
#

Hahahaahahaha short

ripe topaz
#

6'1 wow im at Rinda's kissing height

serene chasm
#

πŸ™ i am officially a short king

mellow compass
ripe topaz
#

stand aside Rodman

muted violet
crystal kite
#

Me when rinda points gun at me

mellow compass
#

erm

#

ahckuaally

crystal kite
#

Don’t say it

#

I forgot his name

serene chasm
muted violet
#

do you want to tell him? or should i

mellow compass
#

get him boys

crystal kite
#

The only one that matters is rinda

#

The other one died

mellow compass
#

YOU BE SILENT

muted violet
#

tfw you forget rodin exists

crystal kite
mellow compass
#

you know what

#

your mom

ripe topaz
#

rodin is just luigi to rinda's mario

mellow compass
#

how do you feel abaout that?

muted violet
#

got his ass

crystal kite
#

No thank you

serene chasm
#

okay guys keep it civil

#

no need to get so rowdy

serene chasm
#

thats right, emplode and let my short ass sleep.

ripe topaz
faint falcon
faint falcon
#

real soldiers keep what they posted up

serene chasm
#

170 is decent

faint falcon
#

What I lack in skyscraper stats I make up for in being a truck

ripe topaz
#

smother them in the bootey

serene chasm
#

honk honk

desert chasm
serene chasm
#

awww

ripe topaz
serene chasm
crystal kite
serene chasm
#

tiny tilly

crystal kite
#

Short alert short alert

#

You’re all tiny runts

ripe topaz
#

hey where did Vatilly go?

#

oh there she is

serene chasm
#

ainn nothing wrong with that, short people are cool

serene chasm
crystal kite
serene chasm
#

exactly so i know what im talking about

crystal kite
#

Unlike y’all I am actually 5 bajillion feet tall

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Hate to flex

faint falcon
#

yeah because others flex better than you like ME WHEN I'M OILED UP IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH 🦾 TechPriest Praise

ripe topaz
#

oil the truck... we got places to be violent at

crystal kite
#

My fists are lubed for the empreh you have nothing on me techwench

faint falcon
#

Your skull is lined up with the grox lobotomizer. Haul our goods, pack beast

crystal kite
faint falcon
serene chasm
#

height wars

ripe topaz
#

Weapon of MAss Destruction

faint falcon
#

I'm tall for an ovary owner and given that half of my family is short white people

#

I got lucky....

crystal kite
faint falcon
#

You suffer from your failures, your very existence. There is no succeeding as an ogryn beyond your death or potential servitorization.

serene chasm
#

okay i guess it isnt over

faint falcon
#

You exist to be exploded off maps for blocking the view. 😈

crystal kite
#

When do we kiss uwugryn

serene chasm
faint falcon
serene chasm
#

let me send you there

faint falcon
#

Found your lover, right here 🐐

faint falcon
#

Know your place, or end up in a can ground up into forgotten pieces for someone to consume and expel.

crystal kite
#

Hug too big to fit in can

#

Need big can for that

faint falcon
#

You'll fill many cans. That'll be a grand goal for you. Your ultimate goal. You could feed half a regiment.

#

So. Hurry up.

crystal kite
#

Hug served with side of spite!

faint falcon
#

Oh, it'll be your own brethren who shall consume you. As you've likely consumed your own allies.

#

Delicious.

faint falcon
#

Then you better aspire to taste as good as them.

crystal kite
#

They not taste very good so ah fink ahm safe

#

Will taste just ok!

#

Good rashuns, is tha cycle of life!

#

Least ahm not gonna be sum pencil pusha printer bot for eternity

#

You funny, metalface. When empreh promote me to official fist of empreh, I keep you as pal. Even if you shaped like toaster oven.

faint falcon
#

I'll be too busy delving into the dark reaches to bring the Omnissiah's enlightenment. Maybe I'll die a glorious death. It'll all be without the likes of you.

crystal kite
#

Someone gonna unplug u aaaahahahahah

#

No more toast!

ripe topaz
#

hmmyes unplug

faint falcon
#

I'm a self-contained unit, with my own means of supplying energy for my power pack and many ways of receiving nutrients for the flesh that remains. Misfortune is on my side, and it insists I live to witness everything before the mind fails, and I will document it all for my brethren. Praise

crystal kite
#

Ah don know what most of that means, but ah wish you the best of luck with it metalface!

#

Will punch some hairy tiks for yah!

faint falcon
#

The only thing you can do. But remember your place.

crystal kite
#

Oooovah here!

#

Mah place on tha battlefield! For the empreh!

faint falcon
#

Better tell the Shipmistress to keep that one off the next seven Valkyrie deployments.

hollow rover
#

The emperor protects

#

I did not go down fyi

ripe topaz
#

bro held together by faith

hollow rover
#

Auric operations truly bring out the faith in a Reject

balmy ginkgo
#

Hello I would like to purchase some lift inserts please

faint falcon
#

POV you're the servitor established to make sure people don't try to start fights over the prices

latent narwhal
desert chasm
#

5'4"?

ripe topaz
hollow rover
#

I refuse

faint falcon
#

I wouldn't want my legs cut either

latent narwhal
serene chasm
#

whats wrong with 163

granite aspen
#

it's just a little odd

serene chasm
#

how so

mellow compass
#

rinda also knows how to talk to short ppl

ripe topaz
#

grabbing you like a piece of meat in the market

faint falcon
#

does she chew on Runt

hollow rover
#

See THAT's how I talk to short people

serene chasm
#

well she took their legs

#

and probably ate them

hollow rover
rocky fable
balmy ginkgo
#

Teamwork makes the dream work @cold pike @dawn patrol

dawn patrol
#

Us 3 and literally Some Dude lmao

balmy ginkgo
#

He was soloing too! We dropped in right at the end

dawn patrol
balmy ginkgo
#

Were they good things or bad things

dawn patrol
#

Good things
It was just confusion

#

"Why are we at medicae?"

granite aspen
#

proof that magnus did nothing wrong

balmy ginkgo
#

Oh haha yeah it took me a minute to get my bearings. Not just "Wait what where are we" but taking out my gun for the first time when I really need to use it and it's empty because JIP, that sort of thing

dawn patrol
#

"Damn, they flew through the map while I was reconnecting"

balmy ginkgo
dawn patrol
balmy ginkgo
#

I'm impressed he made it that far at 18

#

Maybe he was disguised in modest attire

hollow rover
hollow rover
#

I dont know how common this is but this will always be funny

rocky fable
#

(special is cracked)

hollow rover
#

SA + H

#

Is beyond dumb

#

And that’s why I’m impatiently awaiting veteran to use it

rocky fable
#

yeah 7 and 9 are really nice feeling

#

super good

hollow rover
#

7 is definitely an accustomed taste seeing it’s best Horde Clear is what you stated

#

But IX can flex between that or L + Heavy Chain or Light Heavy

#

It’s

gentle mesa
#

I love hs7

hollow rover
#

Idk tickles the brain very well

gentle mesa
#

Very nice

balmy ginkgo
scenic cosmos
muted violet
#

Magnus

coarse island
#

Maybe it's Magnus the Pious...

rocky fable
scenic cosmos
#

standoff

spring sail
#

atp i think these names are specifically trying to get shared

muted violet
#

im waiting to see if someone sees my zealot's name and think's it's at all funny enough to share

#

so far

#

nop

spring sail
#

someone called me pusso once

faint falcon
#

Sometimes when I'm tired or not wearing my glasses I think you've changed your name to that

ripe topaz
twilit bane
#

this is bullshit but i believe it

muted violet
faint falcon
#

10,000 plasteel fine

spring sail
#

lex looter is a good one lol

scenic knoll
spring sail
#

h-

twilit bane
#

very cutesy

spring sail
#

he’s got his fists out!!!

#

run!!! he’s snapped he’s snapped he’s gonna kill hadron run!!

twilit bane
spring sail
#

lmao you know to most people they would see a screenshot

#

but if you know what’s wrong with it, the screenshot because ominous πŸ’€

zenith seal
pale fog
#

I should've healed maybe

#

perhaps even

mystic dirge
zenith seal
west adder
ripe topaz
#

that aint gas filter, its a can of nosh

west adder
pale fog
pearl nymph
#

@elfin stone

scenic cosmos
#

I found my clone

frail agate
#

the john darktide-tide

faint falcon
pale fog
faint falcon
pale fog
#

true

rocky fable
#

shroudfield is a disease plaguing zealots

crystal kite
#

Typical shroudfield zealot

oak pebble
#

Lol Malice.

meager elm
serene chasm
#

there is a blorgus among us

scenic cosmos
#

thats a bitchslap if I've seen one

spring sail
#

seen blorgus clear a whole crusher wave using his blongus blast, shit keeps me up at night.

serene chasm
#

prove that this is the real russo and post the anime girl gif

#

gonna drop this here

scenic cosmos
#

the sewer rats

mellow compass
#

thats my favourite clan clannosferatu

full cypress
serene chasm
#

me mid shift

#

2 hours of sleep and devouring anything remotely edible

granite aspen
#

me when i’m in the maternity ward

serene chasm
desert chasm
#

his eyes look so wet, he looks like he's about to burst into tears 😭

serene chasm
#

that about describes me when i read that message

full cypress
#

god..

serene chasm
#

thats what i get for talking in this chat ig

hollow rover
# full cypress

Dilara he doesn’t know Avarax is swarming with Heretics and Tyranids

serene chasm
green heron
hollow rover
#

YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL SOLD- Immediately gets decapitated