darktide-pics-vids

[solemn verge]

no u is false sah !

[solemn verge]

wat ogryn like is bested ! momma sez so !

and its true cuz momma cant lie

[trim relic]

anywho reposting this one cuz it funny

goobye

[full cypress]

god that is like my biggest jumpscare moment in darktide lol

trying to push a burster then noticing you wasted all your stamina is 💀

[solemn verge]

......why do i hear cell from dragon ball singing sah ?

[trim relic]

they did a cover of it for DBZA, i used the original song tho lol

[solemn verge]

ikr

[full cypress]

id say "good" but you werent playing zealot

[twilit bane]

I did push it tho 😭

[solemn verge]

only smellots deserv getting barreled

[twilit bane]

it ignored my push

[full cypress]

your hit connected with a poxwalker on the left

you can push a poxbruster like up to 1-3 times in a spam, you just got unlucky

[twilit bane]

the push is aoe tho

[full cypress]

With the pickaxe?

[trim relic]

zealot?

[twilit bane]

with everything

[full cypress]

no?

it can target specific people depending on range

or distance i guess

[twilit bane]

bursters are cheated tho you can push them from above the normal range

[full cypress]

well yeah otherwise people will complain its unfair

prob just a hitbox issue on that part of the clip

[twilit bane]

ill just blame the servers like always

[full cypress]

I hope a poxburster jumps on your bed when you are sleeping and explodes your ass

[twilit bane]

GOOD

I hope you get hounded around every corner!!

[granite aspen]

ooo sounds like a fun time

[full cypress]

bro i live in turkey

we got cats/dogs in like 50 groups in every fucking street corner

i play Poxhound mutator IRL

[twilit bane]

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dobermann-race-run-in-one-two-three-run-fast-gif-14872816

[twilit bane]

ye we have similar issues after covid stray populations boomed

[full cypress]

[wet flax]

set some traps and fire up the grill

[full cypress]

aw hell nah

[trim relic]

500 pox hounds

wrong reply whoops

[wet flax]

You'll change your tone when "the Event" implodes civilisation and we're all are forced to LARP fallout

[full cypress]

Lmfao

its okay if it does ill just jump out a window and reload on another reality

i aint gonna sit through a apocalypse god damn it

[twilit bane]

its

not

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[twilit bane]

HAPPENING

[granite aspen]

crawl out to the fallout baby

[wet flax]

You're right Clad, nothing bad ever happens 🙃

[twilit bane]

i live near like 4 non happening regions

nothing ever happens

[wet flax]

Sounds nice

[full cypress]

I remember being all: "well if a nuclear holocaust happens you can just be safe in new zealand, its at the literal corner of the world"

then i google and its just:

"nah radiation would make it there eventually"

"FUCK"

[twilit bane]

makes u wish for a nuclear winter

[spring sail]

y’all ain’t got roman blood like I do

[twilit bane]

i dont think that makes u nuke proof

[granite aspen]

you want to be dominated by a goth?

[storm hemlock]

Can't wait to be the benevolent tyrant of the irradiated wasteland

[twilit bane]

benevolent?

[full cypress]

bro is gonna become Toecutter

[storm hemlock]

[cinder trout]

Well

If Australia gets nuked

Would be an improvement

Get rid of the 40k species of spiders

[wet flax]

More like mutate them into bigger versions of themselves

I heard Campi Flegrei is doin stuff at the moment, then there's the supposed accelerating pole shift and current solar maximum.
Nature be scary dawg

[storm hemlock]

Nature is eldritch by its own nature. It's kinda cute how people think that we will kill nature by our actions, when in reality the most we could ever do is kill ourselves. Nature won't be dead/maimed, it doesn't have the capacity to be such. It will merely change its state to the one that is unihabitable for us.

[wet flax]

True, nature dgaf

[spring sail]

how he’s about to perform and let the whole warband down

[soft ingot]

Dont worry, im sure ill die coughting up blood as i slowly die in a cool way. Looking at the sun set.

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iyWeZQ8ndan4ntFr8/d1337qygKf0N?invite=cr-MSxZeTksMTA3NDAxNTczLA

PSA: By yours truly

[balmy ginkgo]

Toot toot

[waxen oar]

What you running?

[ripe topaz]

fancy ass servo skulls

[waxen oar]

I see

[granite aspen]

that sniper definitely doesn't work for lord helmawr

[granite aspen]

ass-servo skulls

[balmy ginkgo]

Iconoclast crime lord grand strategist I guess
I'm just picking what sounds good, I'm probably not qualified to be playing

[waxen oar]

Another Gigachad Iconoclast

[balmy ginkgo]

Woke Trader

[waxen oar]

I'm doing a Pyro Psyker warrior

[balmy ginkgo]

I just got to my house for the first time :o

[waxen oar]

House kek

not as kek as ship thou

[balmy ginkgo]

Well you know in case people haven't played :D

[waxen oar]

yea

[muted violet]

aight which one of you degens is this

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/ou6uNwW

https://imgur.com/Vg2ukRf

[ripe topaz]

i love shovel spike headshots

[granite aspen]

mmm imagining those juices pouring out of the hole

hnnng

[ripe topaz]

mauler caprisun

[mystic dirge]

i made a 10 minute compilation of female cutthroat lines, some quite rare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfRA_v_Fs4

[rocky fable]

female loose cannon when

[mystic dirge]

But...but...muh Cadia

[twilit bane]

cadia bad

reminder that 80% of people changed away from cadia when personality scourge dropped

[fierce quest]

Muh professional

[paper flower]

I stayed with Cadia, but I'd probably change if there was a voice option for like a Mobean 6th loyalist

[full cypress]

thats because people got no taste and think all Cutthroat talks about is Cadia

by the time you level him up he gets some actual character

💀

[twilit bane]

scourge was like a second fall of cadia 😭

so many poor cadians had to go through loose canon brain washing

[full cypress]

to be fair Loose is gigachad incarnate

i got two vets for Cut/Loose just for that

[serene chasm]

based veterans

[faint falcon]

Loose Cannon 😍 devious bastards

[serene chasm]

KARKER

[rocky fable]

anyone fancy a bit of a sing song

: )

[faint falcon]

they're the realest ones

time to earn our pay

[serene chasm]

a prof said that line and then quietly went that we dont get

[faint falcon]

lmao

bitchmade

[serene chasm]

prof sounds depressed

[faint falcon]

loose cannons don't even wanna be there but they tear shit up anyway while making it known they don't give a fuck

[serene chasm]

are we done yet? i need a snooze.

💤

[faint falcon]

won't even bother remembering codes right, who cares, everything sucks, they want a nap, fuck it all

[serene chasm]

traxis something something with a net!

traxis... SNIPER!

[faint falcon]

they just want the easy solution of "just do an exterminatus and get on with it" it's so funny

c-thingy thingy smoke

[serene chasm]

sticky surprise!

ugh, that sounds bad..

[faint falcon]

ugh that sounds bad

[serene chasm]

[faint falcon]

fantastic

[serene chasm]

lc mains think alike

[rocky fable]

this is why F Loose Cannon is superior

she gives me nothing but Aliens vibes

https://tenor.com/view/ripley-aliens-feminism-sci-fi-i-can-handle-myself-gif-14688009

[serene chasm]

and she calls the M prof a commissars pet

[faint falcon]

She's included in all this though she's definitely more unhinged and I love that

[serene chasm]

yeah, that bish is crazy

[faint falcon]

neither of them are afraid to be rude af to other vets

Up yours!

especially fun when they bully professionals

[rocky fable]

I LOVE WATCHIN YOU WORK ZEALOT

[serene chasm]

i do love work, i could watch it all day

keep those updates coming! maybe one day theyll be useful

[faint falcon]

LMAO

[serene chasm]

thats roight take their side!

[full cypress]

man i gotta watch Aliens again

the fucking shit eating smile Hicks gives after Ripley says she can handle herself is peak cinema lol

[quasi surge]

I wish the predator movies were half as good as the alien ones

Always found them a lot cooler as creatures but the movies after 1 didn’t click as much with me

Prey was cool though

[coarse island]

Prey was very cool

[serene chasm]

common hadron w

[drowsy walrus]

Praise be
<unlocalized text>

[pale locust]

it do be bespoke

[frail agate]

those max stacks truly are undefined

[lyric tree]

He had the best voicelines

[hollow rover]

LC mains out here calling profs commissar’s pets

[granite aspen]

tbf my prof admitted to it when called out so

[desert chasm]

that one voiceline where the professional makes fun of Cadia is pretty funny, shame FemProfessional doesn't get an equivalent

[hollow rover]

I WONT FORGET THIS-

Cutthroat malding so hard over Prof talking shit lmao

[unique galleon]

But it’s also so rare bcz some of his dialogue never triggers
So the best thing he can do, is cry about Cadia for the 57284636th time and then act edgy

[twilit bane]

nuh uh

[hollow rover]

Cutthroat is only good when you’re spotting constantly so you never have to hear about Cadia for the millionth time

[fierce quest]

Professional is great, I like him :)

[serene chasm]

yesterday. -- had to chase the 3rd MF around because he wouldnt stop running.

🏃‍♂️ 💨

[nimble stag]

Oh my god they are doing seasons

I fucking hate the concept of seasons this isn’t a show like god damn

[waxen meteor]

I mean

more content coming for the game

is a good thing

[west crystal]

Really depend on what they mean by Seasons

Are past seasons unavailable ? Then yes they suck
But if not

[soft ingot]

If its fortnite seasons please eliminate me.

[muted violet]

consiering there will be no in game microtransactions, im hyped. they went the DRG route and any buyable cosmetics will be part of a dlc pack instead of how you normally see them in games these days

[pine merlin]

they might mention season as in autumn, summer etc

[soft ingot]

Drg route based

Hell DRG is the best community ive seen

[pine merlin]

Drg has such player friendly stuff

[muted violet]

with how the warhammer community seems like it works, i wouldn't be surprised if this game became the warhammer equivalent of drg

[soft ingot]

Oh it is. Still toxic and noxious as all hel tho. But yeah the DRG of warhammer.

DRG my beloved

[hollow rover]

Reminding me to play it again sometime Ulgo it’s been fucking ages

[pale locust]

DLC packs are still microtransactions

they're micro transactions you make after the big transaction which was the title itself

[muted violet]

yes but they're not in game microtransactions. which is sadly a model most games released in the past few years have followed. in game vs dlc pack is just a matter of which one is more malicious

both would be preferably non existent but what can you do

[dry dirge]

Your content quality looks exactly like mine

[granite aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-smirk-crop-gif-25562144

[dry dirge]

The Emperor cloned me

[serene chasm]

doppelganger

[dry dirge]

The cool doppelgangers, because we are cool. I will call us, Praetorian Chapter. Because they are cool 😉

[subtle garden]

Disappointing, but unsurprising

[dry horizon]

Voidstrike Masterrace?
I don't think you can blast that many elites simultaneously with any other build tbh 👀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPpVrutrmyI

[pine merlin]

reminder to always check where you're going 👍

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/T6en3Tx

Once you get used to the shield, it's quite a powerful weapon and can deal massive damage if it is used right

[granite aspen]

bonk

[hollow rover]

Waiting for the day to see one of you guys do this cinematic with a Taxe, feel like a Methhead using that thing

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/1dNdVQl

[granite aspen]

i don't think i ever posted this one but have a few above

[rocky fable]

scriers turning soykers into jack torrence

https://tenor.com/view/the-shining-trump-axe-scared-gif-12629278

[hollow rover]

Taxe 4?

[rocky fable]

the sniper hiding across the map

from taxe gunker

[hollow rover]

I instantly recognize that attack pattern

Fucking love that thing

[wet matrix]

Wait are you using shovel on zealot

Wtf

Is update already out or am i going insane

[granite aspen]

that's vet with the psyker moebian gloves

[granite aspen]

hell yeah

[west crystal]

Doesn't he use Voice of Command in the vid ?

[wet matrix]

I thought i saw them use fotf

[granite aspen]

yes i do

[wet matrix]

I need to go to sleep

[hollow rover]

My beloved Taxe 4

[granite aspen]

bro is cooked

[granite aspen]

every time i do the triple special attack, we will rock you plays

in my head

[serene chasm]

its my turn to get post patch frame issues i guess

[old quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468992143227355136/1278471072001429655/image.png?ex=66d0ec78&is=66cf9af8&hm=1abcaf146739c317ef110b3e5165ba9a2108c97ed0a048c3494759cdcc322460&

[faint falcon]

a lot of little guy energy here

[desert chasm]

a Kingdom Hearts reference... in my Darktide... unfathomable

[faint falcon]

looks cool though

makes me wanna play with you two again

[serene chasm]

we just did, maybe tomorrow?

HOLY SHIT A STARWARS FAN

they were chill and french

i know...

[faint falcon]

ya I'm almost done with the WoW main quest line for the new expansion anyway

[serene chasm]

i got no idea how tilly can handle my extraordinary levels of autism

[faint falcon]

Tilly likes being silly

[serene chasm]

and im fucking dead

[faint falcon]

small price to pay for huge silly

[serene chasm]

silly tilly 🤔

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-meme-dancing-cat-white-cat-meme-gif-24092585

i may be bad, but i can do the silly crouch dance

[faint falcon]

You're not bad brother wtf

[desert chasm]

I am also a silly-billy (and maybe autistic idk yet)

[serene chasm]

wow

what a team

[faint falcon]

Autism warriors accept allies

[serene chasm]

i love this, this is great

[desert chasm]

Not been diagnosed but it would explain. Many things

[serene chasm]

same here, took a test but ngl i lied on it

[faint falcon]

one stone? he have more rock than that

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/fuga-loh-cat-gif-12156175732525309594

[faint falcon]

mine is probably painfully obvious

[faint falcon]

Grendyl's sibling

[desert chasm]

found this guy a few days ago and had to do a double take lol

thought it was you for a sec

[faint falcon]

Really good one

[serene chasm]

This is the calmest ive ever seen my agitator zealot, and bully ogryn.

honorable mention

[serene chasm]

@mellow compass i hath found thee, sinner.

[granite aspen]

mmm free hogs

[serene chasm]

lol, im just running around hunting cool names

[desert chasm]

same lol, i always check everyone out during downtime

[faint falcon]

let's fundraise for shoes for Runt

[serene chasm]

legendary runt sighting

[serene chasm]

general kenobi was purchasing cosmetics, revenge of the sith brought on some tough times

[serene chasm]

runt needs some platform shoes

[serene chasm]

like really edgy up to the knees black leather with spikes kind of shoes

[faint falcon]

Would Runt want them 🤔

[serene chasm]

last i saw of runt, they were getting smooched by rinda

🫡

[faint falcon]

sooo jealous

hm, daemons are here it seems. Who said that

[serene chasm]

bro is really inspecting that shi

[mellow compass]

runt's got prosthetic legs now but we can make them big platforms still

[serene chasm]

🙏

[faint falcon]

Who took their legs.........

[mellow compass]

i wonder

[faint falcon]

was someone hungry

[serene chasm]

🤔

rinda took more than i was expecting

[faint falcon]

"Yep. These is real tootsies aight"

[faint falcon]

this is human essence....

[mellow compass]

actualy bully

[serene chasm]

loool

cyberbullying

[mellow compass]

im laughing so hard

look what youve done to my poor little meow meow

[serene chasm]

im dying lol

this is awesome

[desert chasm]

the clap 😭

[serene chasm]

phahahaha

lore accurate LC behaviour

runt successfully cyberbullied, mission accomplished.

[faint falcon]

running and screaming and crying

[serene chasm]

the name of the video 😭

[faint falcon]

cyberbully 🫵 😡

[serene chasm]

i take pride in this

now i am a true auric example

[faint falcon]

the best example of the auric

[serene chasm]

oh, that was hilarious

says the most sus looking operative

[mellow compass]

i hope youre ashamed

[near adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1272996550322163802/giggling.mp4?ex=66d0c86c&is=66cf76ec&hm=9aac711e8303531a5d81ca0468f8682e08eb3ad324e778d466fd1d128ccfb51a&

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laugh-meme-cat-laugh-cat-gif-9302074355531012944

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-funny-as-hell-birds-gif-26493686

[hollow rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/754453803423629447/933835323010592839/ezgif-1.gif

[serene chasm]

thanks for entertaining it, was really funny

always love to see you guys ingame

[faint falcon]

a new one for my collection

[hollow rover]

I have so many of these incoherent gifs

[mellow compass]

Thanks for makiunng me laugh too. I sent you a friend request if you ever want to play

[ripe topaz]

my child

[quasi surge]

very edgy

[faint falcon]

uncle's adoption center

[ripe topaz]

gotta adopt them all

[orchid veldt]

Spent half a clip on this guy before I realized.

[solemn verge]

boi died standy up

[granite aspen]

she shattering impact on my plasma til i gets hot!

[faint falcon]

that's all we need

[spring sail]

burn

[cobalt hedge]

GO PUT ON PANTS

[mellow compass]

make me

[ripe topaz]

most lore accurate reject name

[rocky fable]

TORTURE

[faint falcon]

cocken

[rocky fable]

cocN*

[cobalt hedge]

👖

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/onjtiUL

https://imgur.com/opvKpMI

https://imgur.com/zKr1YTL

[mild tartan]

This clip is 100% unedited

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/itub4JnyVP0U8uiHo

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[frail agate]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rainworld-embed-fail-epic-failure-to-embed-slug-cat-slugcat-gif-22433681

[onyx elbow]

What is this

[serene chasm]

the hit videogame warhammer 40k dorktide

[rocky fable]

ok

dorktide

[serene chasm]

hello dork from the tide of dark

[granite aspen]

barrel based tactical repositioning

completely intentional

[serene chasm]

honestly, the hotshot lookalike looks like a watergun

[granite aspen]

the administratum sends their best

[serene chasm]

lore accurate weapon that hadron would give you

[serene chasm]

who is this

bless you hadron!

[pale fog]

Achlys my beloved

[serene chasm]

aint no way

[serene chasm]

hahaha

look at the image i replied to

someone else found one too

[pale fog]

Real

[serene chasm]

the real genestealers

[serene chasm]

more moebian crionge

[serene chasm]

most fitting name for a gunlugger build

[grave mountain]

Don’t know who made this but thought I share it.

[serene chasm]

based all cutthroat squad

[pale fog]

Hestia is joining the fight

as a vet 🤔

[serene chasm]

[storm hemlock]

i'd say guardsman from DoW1 fits more into Professional personality than Cutthroat

[serene chasm]

prof. is a bi-

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-hit-cat-hit-and-boom-cat-boom-cat-hit-and-boom-kat-gif-15865521055253202019

[storm hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[nimble stag]

Hestia my queen

[solemn verge]

hestia want to touch me to "share blessing"

said no !

emprah sez is mine !

[wet matrix]

Emporer would want me to share

Little ones need more than me, im strong as is

[jolly shuttle]

Just like me frfr

[wet matrix]

Seeing oggies in there undies makes me want short shorts so bad

SAXTON

HAAAAAALE!

[soft ingot]

BRAVE JUMP!

[soft ingot]

i dont, i dont want my mind wandering into... slaneeshy places without my consent

[wet matrix]

A true servant of the emperor would never dream up such heretical things

[soft ingot]

who you callin heretical boy

https://tenor.com/view/iron-sheik-spit-wwe-gif-11891829

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/c6jhw55

[wet matrix]

POV; you quickplayed into an auric match

[solemn verge]

chaos spoon: HMM ROASTED VET

[pearl nymph]

if you don't get grabbed by the chaos spawn, you won't be grabbed by the chaos spawn

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[marsh moth]

can anyone hear the hound??

[nimble stag]

Nothing more infuriating then Getting pinned by a hound and your team don’t do a fucking thing

Like fuck me bro use a throwing knife or some shit

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[nimble stag]

I’m good I promise

[serene chasm]

im ass at the game lol

[serene chasm]

its actually crazy

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[meager elm]

he breathes and bleeds

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/RgSMOLT

https://imgur.com/seyTWmb

https://imgur.com/4ycOAh9

[desert chasm]

why is he blocking the terminal. what is he planning

[dry dirge]

He ate too many steakhouse burittos

Man these names....did he really had to choose "Prostate"

🤣

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/GgltkJP

https://imgur.com/SU7SoBR

https://imgur.com/CEK3EHB

https://imgur.com/KUzKfDD

@hollow rover here you go

https://imgur.com/btcUnoD

[hollow rover]

Hi intensity Tac Axe gameplay

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/MWpIvCe

[loud hatch]

took a picture of that funny-looking pantless player a while ago, and only today after casual scrolling random channels i`ve found out

i pictured a legend

[desert chasm]

Cryptid sighted

[solemn verge]

Runt took dump and forgot to put pants back on

[serene chasm]

@mellow compass

[loud hatch]

psyker

[serene chasm]

la creatura

[serene chasm]

if you see that psyker again, cyber bully them

[loud hatch]

i`ll more likely pass out

can`t imagine what other horrors warp can throw on me

[muted violet]

vacuum capsule

[pearl nymph]

The elites

[mellow compass]

it's coming

the terror among us

[fierce quest]

Maulers? Let me at them

[full cypress]

cyberpunk meme ahh clip

[dry horizon]

I wonder, is there any other build that can vaporize dozens of elites within mere seconds like Voidstrike can?
Ngl, kinda surprized I don't see more Psykers running this build in public games 👀
https://youtu.be/wPpVrutrmyI

[near adder]

bowling ball psyker's fun and all but it can get, dare i say

boring

[rocky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[near adder]

its a curse with alot of good builds

[pearl nymph]

dozens

[pine merlin]

didn't know bots could destroy the glowy skulls

[wheat phoenix]

a swing's a swing I guess

[solemn verge]

we are lucky there is not the word i think in the end

[faint falcon]

Scooby Doobert's cousin

[desert chasm]

see, that's what i THOUGHT it was until i said it out loud. then i just got disappointed

[serene chasm]

winor

[faint falcon]

So this is what it's like to be a psyker.....

[serene chasm]

😭 😭 😭

[desert chasm]

that's such a good picture wth 😭

[serene chasm]

the corner of my screen lol

[desert chasm]

also lol, got that one on video

[serene chasm]

LOOL, the way you stopped

[desert chasm]

currently going through and cutting down today's clips

[serene chasm]

desperately want my fanatic to interact more with skuld

making good use of my ultrawide monitor

[solemn verge]

you fucking kidding me

why is a veterant named " sperm avalanch ..."

[serene chasm]

bro was in shock

[desert chasm]

The Female Seer voiceline collection grows (86 clips btw)

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/unhand-me-wiggle-cat-cat-tuxedo-cat-cats-gif-18130145311357512588

[desert chasm]

real and true lmao

[serene chasm]

live skuld reation:

[spring sail]

shit get wicked

[spring sail]

first glance stopped my heart i didn’t know what was being shown

[desert chasm]

what did you think it was??

[serene chasm]

seeing lots of files might give a guy the spooks

thankfully its nothing like that

[desert chasm]

jesus christ 😭

[serene chasm]

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-cigarette-gif-24294903

man you never know

[solemn verge]

@desert chasmtried to give you see femal bondin conversation video

but cannot find it

only have male seer

[blazing obsidian]

WHAT IS THIS LUCK

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-9351002

[hoary pelican]

Zealot - Auric I-II-V-E-G Damnation Maelstrom - Archivum Sycorax - True Solo - Done live on Strike Party 5

[solemn verge]

KEEP IT

KEEP IT

DONT TOSS IT

[hoary pelican]

@sweet gale @pure gyro was watching for proof

[solemn verge]

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIX IT THE 26 SEPTEMBER

[blazing obsidian]

yah

[spring sail]

guards, take bombardin to the brig.

[solemn verge]

the wot now sah

[desert chasm]

that is A-okay big man, i don't mind collecting these myself. I appreciate the thought though

[solemn verge]

if you want i have angry female psyker

https://youtu.be/05Od54HW3e4?t=802

[mellow compass]

what did runt do to deserve this treatment

[serene chasm]

Its mere existence is heresy

[solemn verge]

and cuz she got caught with no pants

[pearl nymph]

question, 0 damage taken but 3 health stations

and the level 10

UI bug?

[hoary pelican]

yeah, i was going at it for like 4 hours on solo mod

[near adder]

They wanted to feel included in the medicae useage

Trust

[hoary pelican]

i used my actual zealot

martyrdom setup, took fucktons of dmg lmao

zealot actual level is 2740

[solemn verge]

ffs

[serene chasm]

why is that emoji called triumph

[serene chasm]

aight, thats enough for me.

[granite aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[desert chasm]

who's gonna tell him...

[mellow compass]

a karnak twin is among us?

[serene chasm]

hes blissfully ignorant

[crisp lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMelQaEhpYo

[faint falcon]

is that a fucking Darktide reference

[proud gale]

I'm actually so confused someone explain

[faint falcon]

Melk wants me sooo bad

[hollow rover]

What fucking team did Just join dog 😭

[granite aspen]

"damn left the oven on"

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/izJlSndZzITJNfAt7/d1337wctzG2S?invite=cr-MSxIbGosMTA3NDAxNTczLA

same exact match

[mellow compass]

is this enough plasteel for the update?

[fierce quest]

https://tenor.com/view/more-kylo-ren-adam-driver-screaming-star-wars-gif-17734637

[crystal kite]

No

Too few zeros

[pearl nymph]

atleast 2

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/OCSWQga

https://imgur.com/whrXcji

https://imgur.com/uI8fm83

https://imgur.com/6Mj9CJO

[green heron]

🤏

You need 23 more plasteel then it’ll be enough

[mellow compass]

the grind doesn't stop...

[spring sail]

id beat the armorer to death for offering me this but i dont think it would kill him

[crystal kite]

Inflatable axe

[crystal kite]

Toothpick

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/lhOs6LP

https://imgur.com/y4ABmUR

https://imgur.com/er8b6rm

[coarse python]

Humble bragging used to be less obvious

[ripe topaz]

bragging? resource to RNG ratio a little low

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[spring sail]

take that man away

[ripe topaz]

come along

[desert chasm]

guh

[ripe topaz]

let the Hadron games begin

[desert chasm]

i'm scared

[granite aspen]

hi scared

have faith

[cinder trout]

That’s not a humble brag

[faint falcon]

humble brap

[lyric tree]

Have faith brother

Have faith

Emprah will bless ya Weapon

[serene chasm]

i just wanted to take a picture of her outfit

[rocky fable]

thank youuuuu, beloved !

[pale fog]

[umbral mirage]

✅

[ripe topaz]

statmaxxing

[jolly shuttle]

Mogryn

[lyric tree]

Live REPEAH Reaction

[pale fog]

cool!

[gentle mesa]

Average ASS title owner

[nimble stag]

Where’s sex defender when you need him

[serene chasm]

yeah, those people are very interesting

• its a zealot, what kind of name do you expect

[stiff bough]

Turned my pickaxe in a morningstar

[twilit bane]

Very sexual name
no frame no cosmetics
get downed
leave

Many such cases...

[stiff bough]

EARNED THE SKULL BY RIPPING IT OFF TRAITOR OGRYN

[pale fog]

🤔

[rocky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hall-monitor-gif-12192901

[spring sail]

where’s sex offende- oh.

[quasi surge]

[dry dirge]

How do you hit with the back of stock with the gun? I never knew it was possible

[mossy coral]

That's the weapon special on headhunter and braced autoguns

[storm hemlock]

@frigid flax you were saying the other day you can't find this in your archives, no?

[granite aspen]

i don’t know about the braced auto, but for the headhunter autos you can hold the special attack so it hits with the flat back instead of the regular corner attack

[desert chasm]

You can do it with the double-barrel shottie as well

[soft ingot]

Technicly ripper gun, stubber, kickback and boom gauntlet too.

[serene chasm]

i dont think you can hold it on the ogryn guns, except gauntlet. and that still forces an attack, its just delayed.

charged

with the autoguns and such you can hold it forever+ lucius bayonet

[solemn verge]

ripper its more with the bayonette

the kickback: the whole gun like a stick

same for rumbler

[loud hatch]

hee hee, the gun goes bonk

[granite aspen]

heavy hitter stacks go brrr

[solemn verge]

the stubber you do same then kickback

but from left to right

and the mag in the face first

[lyric tree]

Thanks Pal

[jolly shuttle]

No problem bro

[scenic knoll]

why are there so many holes on this zealot chestpiece

[trim relic]

because

he's holy

[scenic knoll]

Sloptide

[scenic knoll]

Please leave

[trim relic]

[green heron]

That'd be the worst inquisitor name

"im inquisitor dan cooper, im going to save you from evil"

[hollow rover]

Fucking hits you with the 🤫🧏‍♂️

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[twilit bane]

it used to be an ogryn's cod piece

[viral cipher]

Thanks to these guys for some awesome matches

if you are here well played

[dry dirge]

It's just so interesting to see how every chapter has their different way of decorating their power armors with symbols of death like real human skulls, as it is to look more frighting

[twilit bane]

https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/business20/uploads/fatshark/optimized/3X/e/0/e006c53efe765c2fba3cf31aebb1c35901c70622_2_500x500.jpeg

mars watching brunts orders

[wet matrix]

Green plasma

https://tenor.com/view/cat-triggered-gif-26561244

Want

[quasi surge]

#jakefromstatefarm40k edition

[quasi surge]

2 psyker 2 zealots part 2 electric heretic boogaloo

[spring sail]

losing contact with that strike team for sure

[frigid flax]

Ya was curious about it earlier. Is it still in the mourningstar vox chatter circulation? I know it was added in the Clandestium Gloriana patch, but wasn't sure if it was only for the Test your Metal event or permanent.

[storm hemlock]

Don't recall hearing it lately, so not sure

[full cypress]

Why are you expecting fashion sense from a literal zealot

STOP WHINING

[solemn verge]

zealot

moar liek

SMELLOT

sah !

[full cypress]

Accurate for all zealot players

[solemn verge]

Always

[fierce quest]

Zealots are usually looking like hobos or gimps

Especially when you spot clothless specimens

[quasi surge]

Lool

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/9vi35b6

[granite aspen]

i didn’t notice the loop and thought i was tripping

[blissful otter]

What kind of glitchery am i seeing?!?!?

[granite aspen]

the tertium five

[blissful otter]

there are 5 of us instead of 4, thats what i'm seeing.....

[full cypress]

Normal bug

been posted like a thousand times already, happens here and there lol

[pale fog]

it's when you find a reject lost in the hive

[dry dirge]

Well lad, that happens for the best of us 😉

[dry dirge]

When Morrow accidently ordered reject to go in wrong flight for deployement

[quasi surge]

[twilit bane]

i hate that one barrel more than the 3 barrels in vigil station end event

[full cypress]

Pro tip: Blow it up before going down

[twilit bane]

ye i do that but sometimes my team decide to fucking race at lightning speed just to stand there for 3 minutes

[full cypress]

they are expendable

[dry dirge]

One thing that Doom 3 taught me in good ol' days back in 2000s golden gaming era, if you see a barrel, then use to kill your enemies with it.

[pale fog]

Clandestium starting area with extra barrels modifier

[full cypress]

Yall should have seen it when we were testing it

it had like 30 barrels per cliff

[hollow rover]

I’ve somehow have yet to give into the voices with blasting people off the catwalk

[pale fog]

I do that with

hey

[cinder trout]

PvP

[pale fog]

slight amount of tomfoolery

[dry dirge]

The server didn't like when I tried to type that funny name c(without H)ode cheese

xD

[serene chasm]

why is my zealot so shy? oh nevermind, i see now.

we had a bald zealot and i bullied them into leaving on accident 😭

[desert chasm]

only a couple funnies this session

[solemn verge]

i will always remember when i saw a zealot named

"camember"

the true dedication of a zealot

BEING CALLED AFTER WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE !

pressive ?

[pale fog]

(psyker is friend of mine and the vet... got caught in the middle of the act of tomfoolery)

[spring sail]

had two people fall off the same ledge in succession

now the hell you fall off the same ledge

[faint falcon]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

green goblin mask moment

[full cypress]

bro really went "God speed Spiderman"

[west adder]

||https://youtu.be/N3D9PYzf1gU?si=JTKnWK9B0E1vNC07||

[rocky fable]

ledge is empowered by the warp

[granite aspen]

face checks out

[spring sail]

gus

[jolly shuttle]

[scenic knoll]

lol what a child

guy kept spamming grenades

[crystal kite]

Seems like a very interesting person from their name (not)

[scenic knoll]

we managed to vote kick him lol

[crystal kite]

If I had to guess, plasma pistol and power sword

[scenic knoll]

Nope

[crystal kite]

No? Damn

[scenic knoll]

Columnus autogun and Chain axe

[crystal kite]

Oh so just like the other easy weapons

[scenic knoll]

Yep

[crystal kite]

Running with focus target

[scenic knoll]

after this he proceeded to keep pinging every thing for the rest of the mission till he died and we kicked him

[crystal kite]

Imagine being loud, wrong, dying, and getting kicked.

Insane.

[scenic knoll]

lost his shit over me calling him a moron

[solemn verge]

"I WAS HAVING FUN FOR BEING AN OBNOXIOUS RAT BY PINGING 10 TIMES THE SAME ITEM"

[scenic knoll]

very odd person

[solemn verge]

• even if you were speaking about that ping talent

he would still be wrong cuz pinging 10 time doesn make it go faster anyway

[scenic knoll]

if anything spamming it on a focus target build makes it less effective

[solemn verge]

it reset the stack if i recall right ?

[scenic knoll]

Yeah it does

[solemn verge]

to think there is people binding this to M1

[scenic knoll]

first person I've met on the game who's like that

very sad person

[cinder trout]

Chain axe isn’t that easy

One of the worst dodge distances on any weapon

[solemn verge]

vet can dodge ?

no waaaaaayy

(sry im very used to veterants that doesnt know how to melee)

[vestal zodiac]

Had one game with a vet who pinged everything about a million times. Gunner over there? Suddenly my ears are just PING for a full five or six seconds. There's gotta be a cooldown on pinging the same thing. The worst is that he'd just drag his mouse while pinging, so you could track where he was looking by following the markers.

dude had the brainrot

I told him to stop, he got pissy, we finished the mission and I blocked him.

[solemn verge]

let me guess he said something stupid like

"IT HELPS KEEPIGN TRACK"

[vestal zodiac]

I believe he said something along the lines of "It's how I play the game, how else would I?"

I KNOW it let us see the enemies, you get a buff, we get a buff

[solemn verge]

by not having that binded to M1 ?

[vestal zodiac]

DON'T PING IT SO MUCH ICAN'T FUCKING HEAR

He had an autoclicker I swear

[solemn verge]

oh dont worry

[vestal zodiac]

Maybe on his scrollwheel?

[solemn verge]

its the less worse of their kind

there is actually people that does it just to piss people off

[cinder trout]

barrels, vote kick, block

[solemn verge]

thats what i do

and some say

"its too keep my attention on track"

...how the fuck can you not pay attention or loose it when there is a pack of rager or gunner infront of you

there is also the people that spam "go there ping" at checkpoint when you look around for ammo or plasteel

[hollow rover]

I just instantly leave the moment I see someone start spam pinging. That shit drives me up a wall cause im very sound sensitive with this game and will sound whore the shit out of everything to get an understanding of whats happening or whats coming.

[solemn verge]

im worse then sound sensitive

every noise i hear just make me look where it comes from

[hollow rover]

I've gotten like that

[vestal zodiac]

Got that golden retriever brain

gotta see what it is

same though

[hollow rover]

I hear a hound snarl at all I immediately whip my camera in the direction of the sound

[vestal zodiac]

Any time I hear a trapper go, I dodge

Any time.

[hollow rover]

oh god this name

[solemn verge]

sometime i got UI

im fighting a horde with some annoying stuff

Dog: IMMAH GET U ! is in my back eighter more to the left or right and i just dodge it

[granite aspen]

seems we got a theme going

[solemn verge]

yersteday i was playing with me good'ol' gg

i wanted to punch special a mauler

but a dog jumped at me and took-it in the face xD

[hollow rover]

My favorite pass time is using the Taxe special on a mutants head mid charge staggering it

[faint falcon]

A mutant almost stole my glory for killing a plague ogryn with my ripper gun after i stanced up with a stimm

it somehow charged through the plague ogryn to grab me

[solemn verge]

there is nothing worse then

popping PBB

and a red stim for a boss

and then

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[faint falcon]

it's like they know

[solemn verge]

fun fact mutants are dubbed by a sweddish metal singer !

[vestal zodiac]

Smack em with a rock

[hollow rover]

HATRED

It ALWAYS Happens to me

[scenic knoll]

Live Scab Bomber reaction

[hollow rover]

He's just chilling

probably a nice guy once you get to know him

[faint falcon]

🧍‍♂️

[scenic knoll]

sniper in door

[faint falcon]

slap

[hollow rover]

You will be skinned alive Shartshark servers

[faint falcon]

download more internet

[scenic knoll]

"Catch these hands"

[faint falcon]

How I feel when customers don't wanna use the self checkout kiosks

[hollow rover]

My bad, I should also download more ram whilst im at it

[faint falcon]

the creature

[hollow rover]

Beady little eyes staring at me down the hallway as I slowly reach for a light source

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-racoon-gif-18758364

[hollow rover]

Creatures

[scenic knoll]

@faint falcon you wanna thump some 'eretics?

[faint falcon]

If you have room for 2

[scenic knoll]

We only have room for 1 unfortunately :(

[hollow rover]

I'd honestly be down to play sometime though im currently busy at the moment if that ever interests you two

[scenic knoll]

I always down to play unless I'm busy or asleep lol

[hollow rover]

noted, how I am when im not busy or working

[scenic knoll]

Just ping me or drop me a friend request whenever you're able to play :)

[ripe topaz]

creach

[ripe topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[hollow rover]

SANTI CLAUSE!!!!!!!!

[faint falcon]

usually if I'm playing I'm only playing with 1 other so feel free to ask

[hollow rover]

Noted, 90% of the time im just playing with QP randoms

[crystal kite]

Hug take good self e

[versed anvil]

Sometimes the sniper gets ya

[hollow rover]

why he flip me off.. so mean

[hollow rover]

Holy fuck he laid your ass out, those sniper kicks are no joke

[versed anvil]

I mentioned in general double beast of nurgle. This is where it was.

Also I joined this mission with health looking like this.
What in the god emperor's name happened here. I don't know.

[crystal kite]

Is to scare of hairy tiks sah!

[hollow rover]

You love to see it, love spawning in with 75% max corruption in the middle of a horde and half my team dead

no. no I don't think I will

[crystal kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ralph-wiggum-simpsons-waving-gif-7797897

[faint falcon]

intellectuals at work

[ripe topaz]

Bomb Man

[faint falcon]

lobber

[crystal kite]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-bluelobster-funny-gore-gif-10055099326853271144

[faint falcon]

observing his superior

[ripe topaz]

checking the packs

[faint falcon]

"Knows how to scrub floor"

[ripe topaz]

scrubs floor clean with rock

[hollow rover]

If smash panel with rock till no longer dirty, is clean yes?

[faint falcon]

yES

[hollow rover]

SL Tox Pattern Spotted, Thumbs Up Deployed

[ripe topaz]

COWBOY

[desert chasm]

BIG MAN WITH A BIG IRON

[hollow rover]

We love the space cowboy build on Psyker

[faint falcon]

Naptime

[faint falcon]

crazy fuckin pose

[granite aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-grocery-store-knockout-owned-gif-5895172

[proud gale]

Fr felt like that

[jolly shuttle]

All part of the plan

[ripe topaz]

bonk

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/4kYM2M4

https://imgur.com/KuQjJzx

[rocky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-warhammer-40k-goedulf-gif-11159172985775338946

[meager elm]

im ok im ok im ok

[hollow rover]

The occasional Siegfried jumpscares in these two gifs and it’s always just me immediately resorting to melee combat

[granite aspen]

permanant meth stimm

[faint falcon]

these gifs are optimal

[hollow rover]

Tactical Axe my beloved

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/gkx0fEUZZiVX5ZLymTyjYZwTEcInvuyTDq0GGpABY50/https/i.imgur.com/t3SD9aD.mp4

Back up forgot to post this one also

And again as you can see immediately resorting to melee

Melee Veteran stands, Melee Veteran lives

[granite aspen]

https://imgur.com/yW5QZOZ

https://imgur.com/Vqjv2Xn

[faint falcon]

deadly flashlights

[granite aspen]

more crackhead axetion

and a bonus clip i found from months ago

https://imgur.com/PxtTORN

[hollow rover]

Every fucking clip you see me run in with that dinky axe like a crack addict

[granite aspen]

i mean, it was pretty much 2/3 of your damage dealt so yeah

[rotund void]

Love the overlay

[granite aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ejemplo-tony-montana-scarface-al-pacino-gif-17798122

[hollow rover]

I LOVE THE TACTICAL AXE RAGGHH!!!!

[muted violet]

average zealot gaming (idk if you're a zealot)

[hollow rover]

Veteran

[muted violet]

crack addict vet still checks out

[granite aspen]

thanks i stole it

[hollow rover]

Taxe 4 + Agri IX WS Build

Shit is so much fun

[dry dirge]

When you open a bag of chips in class :

[meager elm]

most dramatic reaper death ive seen

and a very sad rager

[serene chasm]

mood

[granite aspen]

when rinda refuses to do the thing with her feet

[mossy coral]

I had a dream last night that random enemies would have various cash shop and commissary cosmetics equipped just to represent rejects turning traitor/sipping too much nurgle goop

and that rager gave me flashbacks to that dream

[ripe topaz]

The hound jumps over the boom

[faint falcon]

that shit was so funny to watch

[pale fog]

Should I follow him

[serene chasm]

down a dark alley

[faint falcon]

Yeah

He has a quest

[ripe topaz]

think you better leg it, or he will

[faint falcon]

With the only one he has left

[ripe topaz]

give him your holy oils for his ailment

[cursive solstice]

https://www.giverecipe.com/kumpir-turkish-stuffed-baked-potatoes/

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-yippee-gif-gif-1489386840712152603

[scenic knoll]

do you guys like my new ogryn drip

[wet matrix]

Tahts striaghr up a cute bumgny not an ogryn!

[desert chasm]

i love these two so much

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iAoYQFO45It_tdC_x/d13374UibAcm?invite=cr-MSx6OGMsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[rocky fable]

saw a guy lore walk over to commodore vestures/commissary

(he was lvl 28)

[desert chasm]

had to let everyone know he was about to get dripped out

[hollow rover]

I think its so fucking funny just watching

random people slow walk from place to place

[desert chasm]

people need to emote slide more, i haven't seen anyone do that in months. i miss it 😔

[rocky fable]

it is pretty funny watching people lore walk in the mourningstar

[rocky fable]

saw someone slav squatting sliding the other day

was a zeal

[pale fog]

slow walk + emote slide to completely bamboozle some new player

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iApliGFtMIi0TCT_0/d13370Cw4jf1?invite=cr-MSxxSlIsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[granite aspen]

not even close

[rocky fable]

I wonder

if that would actually kill you (fall damage wise)

cause its not like theres a kill field down there, its just another part of the level

but that was a comedically perfect angled window to fly out of ill say that

https://tenor.com/view/scottpilgrim-window-gif-18515462

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iApwhVXpvPQtNza2_/d1337eBYtY9a?invite=cr-MSxQa2osMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[rocky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/vincent-gif-4983399

[cedar dome]

blessed box

[rocky fable]

🎰

[faint falcon]

[spring sail]

jaagan WHAT

[rocky fable]

JAAGANOFF

[solemn verge]

i had a captain named "rick CRUNGE"

[faint falcon]

more like Rick Cringe

[rocky fable]

@faint falcon

sex