#darktide-pics-vids

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meager elm
twilit bane
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she really had to use the bathroom

full cypress
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  • Mask Filter
  • Bri'ish
cinder trout
nimble stag
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fair enough

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why are all your characters topless?

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all your characters

bold sigil
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Love cursed character names

nimble stag
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Varlet! bring forth the strap-on!

distant pewter
nimble stag
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fucking wow

cinder trout
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Understandable

fervent arrow
distant pewter
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Still trying to beat sedition

fervent arrow
nimble stag
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fym sedition?

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im trying to beat the first level with zola

fervent arrow
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ngl im still trying to beat fatshark server connection issues

distant pewter
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real

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I have more error 2014s logged then hours in the game at this point

nimble stag
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ever tried playing darktide with 90 MB/S?

fervent arrow
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2014 error logs with 2014 hours trying to get into the game spingryn

distant pewter
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I got this last week

nimble stag
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holy fucking shit...

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i need to stop whining

fervent arrow
fervent arrow
distant pewter
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Comcast net is something else

nimble stag
hoary pelican
fervent arrow
distant pewter
hoary pelican
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lmao

cinder trout
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I never get them

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I just crash

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We are not the same

fervent arrow
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I was about to say no need to brag

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But damn

cinder trout
fervent arrow
lyric reef
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Whats that icon on the right of the portrait mean? Post mission screen.

faint falcon
cinder trout
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Strike twam

lyric reef
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What if its just 1 dude and the merge button is 0/4?

faint falcon
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maybe it's the opposite then

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my brain is boiling itself my apologies

lyric reef
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heres the full screen

faint falcon
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no wonder why you cropped the name out

pearl nymph
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That means in a group

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what

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hmmm

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maybe started mission in a strike team, other person left mid mission

lyric reef
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I don't think so. We had the same crew since the start.

desert chasm
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maybe it's just jank then

faint falcon
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Yeah that's the next suspicion

fervent arrow
faint falcon
lyric reef
balmy ginkgo
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Professional / Bodyguard / Savant / Judge

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Nobody gets away without at least a little scarring, and a matching tattoo set

desert chasm
solemn verge
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the only zealot i saw with a silly name but normal was a guy named camembert, wich is a stinky cheese

storm hemlock
dawn patrol
serene chasm
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went out with a bang and a killstreak

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furioso da escória

lyric tree
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Emprah

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I can finally say Rannick and Grendyl are really desperate now

serene chasm
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when i turn off discord 😭

full cypress
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Bruh, real

serene chasm
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mood

serene chasm
rocky fable
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I can fix that.....

serene chasm
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im still at 3755

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and im not gonna go much higher, i dont wanna grind for that blueberry ass set

serene chasm
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its cool lol

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look at this shit

rocky fable
serene chasm
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i think bro should stop lying

serene chasm
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in our universe, not in 40k

faint falcon
serene chasm
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loool

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and of course

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hes a zealot

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the most sane darktide players

faint falcon
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Mercy upon those who have this guy in their normal Heresy runs

nimble stag
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I tell you what, nothing gets blood flowing to the loins more then watching a scion blow half a fire warriors face off

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Pure essence

faint falcon
serene chasm
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we HATE zealots with ass

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titles

fierce quest
opaque coral
serene chasm
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leaked new rotation

wet matrix
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That ripper skin is too real

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We already have one that's literally a copy and paste of fire wastes

dawn axle
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grut me, I'd buy that ball-gag even at that price lol

solemn verge
opaque coral
wet matrix
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Just the mk2 with fire wastes slapped over it

opaque coral
wet matrix
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Id rather fatshark go broke then have them make this frankly

faint falcon
scarlet spire
faint falcon
full cypress
opaque coral
dry dirge
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To be totally honest, I rather give money to FatShark and actually get cool outfits for my characters than throwing money on gacha games which 90% is a loss on money and not getting nothing back.

pale locust
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0:24 wasted time trying to kill a trapper instead of saving the ogryn

meager elm
grand spruce
orchid veldt
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Take a guess what was inside the box:

desert chasm
frail agate
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definitely NOT the malus codicium

opaque coral
scenic cosmos
faint falcon
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I love when women are scary

opaque coral
scarlet spire
scenic cosmos
solemn verge
scenic knoll
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fire screenshots from poots new video

full cypress
strong elm
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50 mins of Auric Maelstorm insanity for this reward.
I think the game hates me at this point. 😭

versed anvil
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Keep it for the novelty.

strong elm
drowsy walrus
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Julia Agrippina my beloved.

scenic knoll
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this goes hard

cinder trout
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Ogryn grippers

scenic knoll
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Feel free to screenshot

cinder trout
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I already have a screenshot of ogryn grippers

drowsy walrus
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me: mom can i get Space Marine 2?
Mom: we have Space Marines 2 at home
Space Marines 2 at home:

serene chasm
scenic knoll
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theyre stuck in the wall

winter onyx
full cypress
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ah yes

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nightmares beyond my comprehension

twilit bane
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Ah dude that'll be so sick for all the client side mods we can use

wet matrix
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@maiden ether

vestal zodiac
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More like 10-15

maiden ether
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awesome

vestal zodiac
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Plus mauler squad

maiden ether
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making a darktide mtg themed deck and I absolutely need this in

wet matrix
maiden ether
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nah its good

faint falcon
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can someone help him

granite aspen
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are you my mummy

balmy ginkgo
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I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?

faint falcon
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it's time for the period team

drowsy walrus
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i wonder if that zealot who lost his bible ever found it

modern pumice
modern pumice
modern pumice
faint falcon
drowsy walrus
faint falcon
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He forgot it was on his back huh

meager elm
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She woke up from her sleep walked in front yawned at me and walked off

faint falcon
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She is the Darktide

meager elm
faint falcon
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tamed

topaz lynx
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A mutant trapped me in the enemy spawn room :(

faint falcon
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Now you can camp them easier

rocky fable
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i havent seen this happen in forever lmfao

rocky fable
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and then dead silence

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says alot

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(and then he leaves)

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LOL

meager elm
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i think he just left outta embarassment cause he joined back later probably cause matchmaking i welcomed him back and he left instantly again

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poor man

rocky fable
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the warp troubles another one of my siblings

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so sad

vestal zodiac
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Tzentchian horrors eating packets, I hate them

fervent arrow
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this guy reminding me 10/10

jolly wave
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Her: How did the mission go?

Me:

meager elm
balmy ginkgo
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It's been a while since paint time

scenic cosmos
balmy ginkgo
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Another day at the office

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I screwed up my brightness 😞

scenic cosmos
full cypress
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sound porn my beloved

crystal kite
glass elbow
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Lmao

crystal kite
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SOUND MAKE MUH BONE EAD BUZZ

glass elbow
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Now let me try it with helbore

faint falcon
glass elbow
faint falcon
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WINDOWS WHY DID YOU FUCK THE AUDIO

crystal kite
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HUG HAVE

faint falcon
glass elbow
faint falcon
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NO

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I don't have any mods on 😭

glass elbow
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Lol

faint falcon
glass elbow
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Thanks lol

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We'll try to run it this time

scenic cosmos
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context on the lasgun vid: hud tweaker is such a pain to use

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anyone with any familarity of this, send me instructions how to fix this mess through DMs, I'm not gonna talk in this server for several more days

faint falcon
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babyfood

ripe topaz
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gerb

scenic cosmos
full cypress
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damn that font is MESSED UP

scenic cosmos
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tell me about it, it keeps doing that.

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for all I know this is just HUDTweaker doing it

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and so far I don't know how to stop it from doing that

slim coral
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omg i love that font

serene chasm
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the hud is most definitely tweaking

slim coral
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it reminds me of quake 4

alpine cave
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it's the old font

scenic cosmos
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I may as well revert it back to the original font if there's really no way to stop it from doing that

serene chasm
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dude got killed by a demonhost so i said:

dry dirge
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Daemonhosts are also annoying, they get easily triggered...I wish 3 Space Hulks were sent down there to clean whole Tertium so there are no Daemonhosts left

full cypress
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god if only

faint falcon
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Take your stuff

dry dirge
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It would be great since Space Hulks are some tough nuts, those guys can take severe damages and still fight like nothing happened, daemonhosts will be like baby cockroaches

faint falcon
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The Space Hulk with nothing but their liver left: I'm fine

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mentally well

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jocks vs fruits

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razzledazzle

dry dirge
faint falcon
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it makes so much sense

dry dirge
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But of course Wolverine's bones are made out of Adamantium, something that is far far stronger and durable than toughest hardened steel

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I don't know what armoury are made out of in Warhammer 40k, but it looks insanely strong

faint falcon
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moebian STEEL

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battle servitor

mint turtle
faint falcon
muted violet
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the friendly fire damage on this vet lol

pearl nymph
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atleast 2

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rookie numbers, you should see lyric

muted violet
viral cipher
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an attempt to make my Nork look more like the mini itself.

serene chasm
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they sold that set for irl money

viral cipher
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Must of forgotten or missed it. Or maybe just didnt want it at the time

twilit bane
serene chasm
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id love to imagine what would happen to a smyker if they stood next to a ledge, and then i pushed them off

rocky fable
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he thinks hes darth vader

rocky fable
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the chaos spawn killing my smiteker

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(he tried to RMB it)

opaque coral
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dont mind this, posting for somebody

unique galleon
solemn verge
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then poke her to see if she ded for guud

nimble stag
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where club

wet matrix
unique galleon
rocky fable
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spider sense mod would explode here

pale locust
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that one rager who was hiding inside the pack

unique galleon
# pale locust

Nobody:
The Game director: Hey how about I send everyone in your general direction have fun!!!!! :]]]]

rocky fable
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also now that I hear HISTG without any background music of my own

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that does sound pretty intimidating

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lmfao

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the literal wave of shit thats just about to crash into you

granite aspen
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lookin to carve up that karnussy

serene chasm
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i think ive had enough of this server for one day

maiden ether
unique galleon
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The veteran main with voice of command and a Recon Lasgun with IV infernus

serene chasm
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id take exec stance with that

unique galleon
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It works well with me I use it to stun unyielding and just fire away

serene chasm
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i like using other ults besides nonstop voc

unique galleon
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I use it bcz I have shitty aim (console)

serene chasm
scarlet spire
serene chasm
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scroll up

scarlet spire
full cypress
rocky fable
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whens next shop rotation morrow

serene chasm
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she comes back with more of morrows lines

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how karking predictable

serene chasm
fierce quest
full cypress
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Im starting to feel more like Brahsm and Morrow each day seeing this

fierce quest
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Morrow is relatable as fuck

serene chasm
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thats what i get for mentioning rinda

serene chasm
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ill delete it just in case

mint dragon
meager elm
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ai aah music

rocky fable
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the music makes it so much fucking funnier when he just flies off

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unfitting music for scenarios will never not be funny

full cypress
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this kind of music is perfect for just casual player deaths

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Country roads DID NOT take him home

desert chasm
serene chasm
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"The god emperor guides your aim!"

full cypress
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bro Tobias shit-talking him the moment hes dead

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Meanwhile his character:

spring sail
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Tobias bluth

manic musk
frigid flax
granite solstice
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Playing rimworld with 40k mods, some karkers tried to raid me... Who guess that plate armor means nothing to a leman russ..

faint falcon
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No amount of armor can protect a heretic

desert chasm
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enjoying the mood lighting the event provides : )

ripe topaz
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skuld

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every mood is good with skuld

faint falcon
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Skuld fans forever

plush bane
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I wonder what this does…

ruby briar
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It reduces armor on direct hit

orchid veldt
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So, sprinting while doing a special+strikedown combo will break the attack:
https://youtu.be/mBam8Cz_t_o
https://youtu.be/Kz2yCJAZ-Fs

If you do a special attack, then hold a heavy, then sprint, there's a good chance that the attack will fail completely. As it, the animation bugs out and you do zero damage.

▶ Play video

This is further demonstrating the knife bug.
If you stop sprinting or do a full charged heavy, the attack is normal. But doing sprint+special+light or sprint+special+partially charged heavy will break on the MK3. Same issue on MK6 but only for the downward stab.

▶ Play video
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Went ahead and made a bug post about this on the forum, and let the knife users know in their respective class channels.

serene chasm
balmy ginkgo
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Best heresy group in recent memory
Just totally dismantled everything with lightning and bubbles and holy fury

raven falcon
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That moment you're anything but a Psyker and your party is all psykers with all three possible biltzes...

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You know it's either going to be peak efficiency or an absolute shitshow.

balmy ginkgo
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Oh neat I unlocked some super matching zealot penance pants too

raven falcon
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It's like that moment you get a Zealot on the team... and he orbits around the team helping the team instead of running off and kiting mobs. Or you get a shield Obgryn that actually uses the aggro mechanic to keep the nastier hordes off the team so they can breathe more. It's just... comfy.

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(I literally play both classes like that XD)

balmy ginkgo
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Yeah! I was the zealot this time. I did run off a little here and there but I mostly bounced around covering the psykers. Only downside I guess is that I didn't take charge so we had some overlapping CC

raven falcon
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It's why I can't do the stealth penances much. I hate the idea of running off as a loner doing stupid crap.

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At most, yeah, I can take down a gun line if we get bogged down, but most good teams have counters to prevent this.

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My Ogryn... he is the counter.

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They hit that shield once and I have their full attention.

orchid veldt
safe kiln
orchid veldt
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Or do the "Run away, run back" technique

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Run deep into enemy lines, get a cheeky backstab, run back to team.

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Which is probably how it's supposed to be played, as opposed to, you know, running away and dying.

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If you roll with the six second shroud and use it for revives and objectives it's not too assholy

raven falcon
orchid veldt
raven falcon
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The penance requires you have no one in coherency

orchid veldt
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Yeah, you run into the enemy's backline, outside of coherency. Stab a gunner or sniper or something. Then run back.

raven falcon
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Still crap

orchid veldt
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Never said it wouldn't be. It's just a bit less so

fierce quest
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At least it's not armourbane

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💀

orchid veldt
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Better to bite the bullet and get it over with than haw about it. Eat the frog and all that jazz

fervent arrow
green heron
dusty warren
green heron
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He nearly found out my secrets, he had to be silenced

ripe topaz
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he's dogmeat

serene chasm
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when i send my dog to the self taught chiropractor

scenic cosmos
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catfights in 40k

full cypress
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bruh she slammed into you so hard i can see beneath her helmet KEKW_ogryn

scenic cosmos
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and somehow the slam doesn't even hurt your toughness that much

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perks for being the smollest psyker ig

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canonical rinda face reveal

twilit bane
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huh so thats why her center mass is flak

serene chasm
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glad her ugly karking mug is covered

scenic cosmos
mystic dirge
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thanks lee harvey, recent presidential shootings have been quite amateurish

serene chasm
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"my hurty stick's bigger than your too!"

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i wonder which one he means 🤔

solemn verge
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his club

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cannonicly ogryn uses clubs most of time when they are bored to used their fist

serene chasm
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yeah i was gonna continue this talk with another point but ill just stop here

granite aspen
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🤔

serene chasm
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oh lord not this guy again

faint falcon
serene chasm
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i have learned my lesson

ripe topaz
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yeah shove it up the hairticks

serene chasm
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'ate hairy ticks

faint falcon
ripe topaz
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based rannick sending his son off to die

serene chasm
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pond didnt respond 😭

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this is it from me, promise

granite aspen
scenic cosmos
faint falcon
faint falcon
serene chasm
mossy coral
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This is the looooooife, nuffin beddah

latent narwhal
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dave is my spirit animal

twilit bane
faint falcon
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the loose cannon yelling while you're breaking that is great background noise

twilit bane
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||im the loose cannon||

scenic cosmos
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man imagine if you can blow up some of the map objects with your own explosives

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would make traversing at least easier

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get these karking benches out of the way

twilit bane
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i made like 5 reports of sticky spots in maps

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for the love of god not everything has to be pointy and have an accurate to texture collision mesh

scenic cosmos
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mini destruction in the maps when

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even as something as basic as breakable chairs, tables or benches is more than enough

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least the world would feel less static

twilit bane
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ummm chairs and tables are already broken

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err

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breakable

scenic cosmos
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BREAK THEM EVEN MORE

twilit bane
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lower damage lower stagger, cdr between them idfc

full cypress
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Based scab sniper

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get his ass

twilit bane
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i hope u get sniper kicked off a ledge

unique galleon
# serene chasm

It’s true I’m the console player
Kept dying in Auric Maelstrom 😔

pale locust
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great to see the pactsworn work together like that

serene chasm
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heres the kicker

full cypress
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heres the flamethrower

faint falcon
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here's the mutant toss

unique galleon
twilit bane
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ye the ship lady and zola make people cheer

serene chasm
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I AM A WARRIOR I AM A WARRIOR I AM A WARRIOR

unique galleon
serene chasm
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random event

twilit bane
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you cant trigger it sadly

soft ingot
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Hound pounce

unique galleon
full cypress
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its the best climax in the game for me atm

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also the scripted lines for it are PEAK

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"THEY SEEK TO RECLAIM THE STATION, THEY WILL FAIL!"

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"CANT TALK, TOO BUSY KILLING!"

nimble stag
pale locust
nimble stag
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Anyone got that sloppy rob gif? Fucking love that gif

meager elm
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that what

nimble stag
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You know…

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Sloppy rob and his little fall

full cypress
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😭

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its weird because BEFORE you get to the room the hordes are immense, then in the finale they are non-existant lol

unique galleon
full cypress
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I love it when its Zola or Hestia

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"Reinforcements are on the way. Dont give the heretics any satisfaction you hear me?"

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Hestia definitely hypes it up more though

nimble stag
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I like hestia because she’s the only one that’s nice to me

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She once said I was the emperors goodest boy, but it’s a rare voice line

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You won’t hear it only me

unique galleon
nimble stag
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Yes because being called a ‘pre-servitor’ from our tweaked out boy Kayex is very nice

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Hate that dude ong

unique galleon
nimble stag
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I bet that dude got bullied by all the other aspiring engiseers on the stupid little forge world he crawled out from

unique galleon
faint falcon
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You will cease your heretical ramblings about KX-8. laspistol

twilit bane
pale locust
full cypress
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her saying "May I touch you? I wish to share your blessing" WAS SOME WILD SHIT

faint falcon
full cypress
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LEGIT.

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i dig it though

unique galleon
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The Selot Zex

faint falcon
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More WLW on Atoma. I think that would fix everything

unique galleon
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Zola and Rinda should just kiss and everything will be better
Rinda realizes being chaos is bad and joins the warband against Wolfer

faint falcon
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That's something cool to think about actually

unique galleon
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Would be 10x funnier if it turns out Zola and Wolfer had a thing together
“ZOLA TURNED MY LT INTO LESBIAN! DAMN YOU!”

pale locust
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she isn't loyal to Wolfer per se, the journal entry states she is more of a lone wolf trying to go with the flow
once she settles her debt owed to the Sixth, she doesn't have a plan for herself, but it's not tied with them

full cypress
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a woman after my own heart

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just replace the operatives she kills with fatshark forum users and shes literally me

pale locust
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Rinda's long term plan is going to the second hive city, also known as Flavortown

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has a big sports scene

unique galleon
nimble stag
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Rinda sees the error of her ways when Steven universe tells her that giving people turbo aids is bad, and with the power of friendship, banish the Darktide from atoma. Then Rannick blows both their brains out

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Darktide ©️

pale locust
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First Person Co-op Game

unique galleon
unique galleon
pale locust
# unique galleon “You can’t do this Rannick! Think of all the good she ca-**BANG** “Tech priest, ...

sentenced to egg roll duty
https://youtu.be/nFvmhzSw82g

Had a dumb idea and decided to wrap it up today.
Back in April someone posted a Hadron version of the eggwuh meme on the DT server. The author remains unknown to me, but the meme's been stuck in my head ever since. It's as good thing as any to animate with the Hadron model, so why not lol

Original meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQo7dLcx...

▶ Play video
nimble stag
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Egg roll servitor

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A fate worse then death

faint falcon
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I don't know why this makes me think of how amused some of the vets get to see the pox burster exploding
"Chunks everywhere!"

nimble stag
faint falcon
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If only my zealot was a woman

grand spruce
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Slaaneshi activity

full cypress
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LMAO

grand spruce
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Lockdown the server immediately

jolly shuttle
unique galleon
faint falcon
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there's the Lex Atoma then there's the Lex Sesbian

modern pumice
unique galleon
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Sefonni then just transmits brain waves
”YOU’RE GIRL KISSER ARENT YOU! YOU LIKE KISSING GIRLS”

nimble stag
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Then there just an ogryn smooching a rock in the corner

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Luv me rock

modern pumice
jolly shuttle
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I'm going insane

Serbian Lex

unique galleon
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There’s also Vay Seteran Gex

granite aspen
grand spruce
unique galleon
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You think with Sefonni onboard what’s stopping her from transmitting images of Sesbian Lex to everyone

faint falcon
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The two guards poised to blow up her fish tank 😢

unique galleon
faint falcon
modern pumice
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Lol

torpid dragon
jolly shuttle
faint falcon
jolly shuttle
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Would be the case if I swung that way

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Women are cooler

vestal zodiac
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Knows how it goes

calm tendon
muted violet
desert chasm
faint falcon
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Autumn really is approaching with names like these appearing more frequently

desert chasm
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does autumn make people more horny or something??

faint falcon
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Yeah

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Spring and autumn - so you got both hemispheres cursed

desert chasm
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interesting... never heard that one before

faint falcon
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It keeps happening, Tilly. It keeps happening. Please help.

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Tilly make it stop it's up to you to stop the seasons

desert chasm
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Brother, if i could i would. I would fuckin' kill for it to be fall weather temperatures all the time, I HATE dealing with the southern summer heat

faint falcon
#

I hate the heat, but I also hate the heat.

#

Everyone is so unhinged. I had a funny word sent to me made all in cherry blossom emojis. Everyone's making penis references. Help me

desert chasm
#

idk maybe the collective brainrot is finally starting to kick in and we're all a few months away from societal collapse

faint falcon
#

NURGLE WINS

vestal zodiac
sacred oracle
#

by it. i mean,, peanits

bold jacinth
#

THE GIRLS

hoary flint
#

Something wrong with this ogyrn. Can't put my finger on it.

topaz lynx
#

This was absolute AGONY

azure talon
#

R U a pusher

#

PYSKER

#

Grut it nvm

scenic knoll
topaz lynx
#

Award winning smile.

scenic knoll
torpid dragon
crystal kite
crystal kite
orchid veldt
faint falcon
unique galleon
# orchid veldt

They are not gonna complete their mission
They are gonna sit down and have a discussion over if the Nurgle gunk is edible

muted violet
#

2 daemonhosts, a beast of nurgle and rinda
mercantile heresy because im doing a penance
most of my damage taken was the corruption from the daemonhosts LOL

#

dont mind paul we love paul here

muted violet
scenic cosmos
orchid veldt
full cypress
#

homie reacted to it like a GTA NPC, absolutely respect the commitment

scenic cosmos
#

oh, it barely fits the objective UI's container size

raven falcon
serene chasm
#

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CAPTAIN!

ripe topaz
#

wryyyyyy

faint falcon
#

cracked open like a can of corpse starch corpsestarch

serene chasm
#

please desist with these comments

full cypress
#

cracked open like a can of administratum issued CRACK

serene chasm
#

died due to lack of nurgle tainted stimms

#

bollywood ahh death

faint falcon
#

Died breakin it down

scenic cosmos
#

bone'ead at work

serene chasm
#

SAH! SAH! REQUESTIN' PERMISSION TO PLAY FLAPPY AQUILA SAH!

quiet delta
#

ILL JUST PLAY SOME QUICK PL-

#

OGRYN TIME!!!!!!!!!!

rain kite
#

Space marine 2 drivers are out

#

who is ready to have darktide on life support?

scenic cosmos
#

and they're all minecraft players

#

2 nuke and 2 rocks, balanced

serene chasm
#

as all things should be

scenic cosmos
#

man really goes to show how no one even wants to use the box full of nades

serene chasm
#

useful but boring

rocky fable
#

man who’s ready to play two games they both can enjoy at once

#

now that’s the actual question

serene chasm
#

dont give them attention lol

rocky fable
#

They’re just so god damn stupid it’s crazy to me

#

but you right

serene chasm
#

sadly thats common

rocky fable
#

yep common sense ain’t exactly too common anymore

serene chasm
#

new 40k game comes out, DARKTIDE DEAD

rocky fable
#

they log on darktide the next day to check their shop

#

can’t make this shit up even if you wanted to

serene chasm
#

exactly

rain kite
serene chasm
#

sounds like that already happened

rocky fable
#

yea doesn’t sound like it’ll be much different

serene chasm
wet matrix
faint falcon
#

The trapper withdraws

#

She did what now....

wet matrix
#

Ooooh

#

Thats what it is

faint falcon
#

no the butt thing is its guts

wet matrix
#

Oh

serene chasm
faint falcon
serene chasm
#

also this pic just makes me giggle

faint falcon
#

his pack pack

serene chasm
#

🍑

faint falcon
#

butt

#

as above (big backpack storage), so below (big booty storage)

#

I like those pants

serene chasm
#

that fit is unmodded

#

luv it

faint falcon
#

Yeah there's plenty of good unmodded fits for vet

#

I'm also a homo in spirit so that's probably why

serene chasm
#

hes in his combat stance

wet matrix
#

Grenade! Throw it back private!

faint falcon
#

c-thingy thingy! SMOKE 🍑

#

I think that's my cue to lay down more before attempting to work today

scenic cosmos
#

everyone with the swords, and this guy with a prison shiv

serene chasm
#

"size doesnt matter"

storm hemlock
dry dirge
#

Oh so that's what made loud clapping noise from distance, Plague Ogryn's cheeks claps when he runs towards strike teams

serene chasm
#

freak tide

solemn verge
#

going to tell emprah

dry dirge
#

But to get to seriousness.

Plague Ogryns are mutated and corrupt Ogryns like equivalent to Chaos Space Marine that once were good Space Marines?

solemn verge
#

eh not really

#

chaos space marin are sentient and boosted a bit

#

plague ogryns are just mutated and corrupt ogryns, they have nothing left of their humanity or such

#

they just walk and kill

dry dirge
#

So their bodies are hosts to Nurgling while Chaos Space Marines just decided to choose side?

solemn verge
#

yeh it depends wich one they wanna worship dependin of what they want

#

but if they die while trying to become a champion of one of the 4 chaos gods

#

the word " damnation of the souls" is very light

#

apparently in 40k, when a soul fall in damnation, its very very fukin awefull

dry dirge
#

40K universe is pretty tough place to be in

solemn verge
#

btw

#

if you meet slaneesh

#

you will die from an erection (its not a joke)

twilit bane
#

also an over simplification you could also suffocate from how slaneesh smells

#

or get so hungry that you eat yourself to death etc

rocky fable
#

imagine the smell gone wrong

#

dies

solemn verge
#

actually

granite aspen
#

nah i’d win

solemn verge
#

the smell would be more to nurgle

#

for obvious reasons

twilit bane
#

excess is excess

#

nurgle would burn your lungs slaneesh would fry your neurons from the pleasent smell

faint falcon
#

Slaanesh frying your brain with pheromones

#

That's the ultimate "imagine the smell" ☹️

dry dirge
hoary pelican
#

this is the first time in darktide history I've seen a purple only melk shop

solemn verge
#

between nurgle and his fowl smell and worms under your skin

#

slaneesh and weird fetish etc

#

tzeensh and his forever changing stuff

#

and khorn being angry h24 and want to see fights

#

oh yeh also nurgle removes the fact that yo ucan feel pain

rocky fable
#

I’ve never seen this either lmfao

hoary pelican
#

yea was insane to see, I have around 3k hours this is the first time i've seen this

rocky fable
#

At 1k and a first for me as well that’s crazy

#

I wonder what the odds are

scenic knoll
#

celerity stimm stuck in the rubble

serene chasm
#

no drugs for you nerd

#

the previous owner cleverly hid them

faint falcon
#

@sullen relic

sullen relic
#

Guard Classic™

twilit bane
#

im tellin you people

#

shops are RIGGED

solemn verge
#

dont really matter

#

melk never has the goods

#

brunts got more 360+ weapons

#

then melk

#

cuz he is ogryn

twilit bane
#

nah you have a 1:999999999 trillion chance of getting a good 360 with perfect dump stats two t4s and two t1s

solemn verge
#

brunt never has t4s

twilit bane
#

brunt regularly has t4s

coarse python
twilit bane
#

did you 3D print that?

scenic knoll
serene chasm
scenic knoll
serene chasm
#

snooze you lose

waxen oar
serene chasm
#

and if i catch you snoozing im stealling all your stimms

serene chasm
waxen oar
#

ahh ok

#

what about the purple one?

full cypress
serene chasm
#

BEAN WORLD BEAN WORLD BEAN WORLD

scenic cosmos
#

peril/overheat gauge on the same style as the stamina gauge

full cypress
#

oh man i remember that lmao

scenic cosmos
#

had this be the default peril/overheat UI, I think there'll be more psykers exploding and plasma vets just blowing themselves up than usual

#

changed it just to make it more in line with the rest of the HUD

#

also yes that is rinda trying to kill a shield ogryn

maiden ether
full cypress
faint falcon
scenic cosmos
faint falcon
twilit bane
serene chasm
#

all my social interactions in a nutshell

full cypress
#

this would have been better if you were about to use the wave emote but was too late as they ran off

#

basically me IRL

serene chasm
#

i just stare at them until they leave

#

so its pretty accurate

scarlet spire
twilit bane
#

corner of the middle event in assassination mission is also nice

#

the one where you redirect the train also has a little slot next to the machine where you can still do the event pretty much protected from bombers

latent narwhal
#

thats friendly fire isnt it?

serene chasm
#

badum tss

#

oh uh yeah

twilit bane
serene chasm
#

happens alot to me too lol, or i quick swap and still have my ranged out so i face plant into an enemy guns blazing like an idiot

meager elm
#

its steve

scarlet spire
frigid flax
#

Matrix Spire is pretty is pretty cool looking in Light's Out

serene chasm
#

alot of maps with light sources is

serene chasm
frigid flax
#

Smelter is pretty cool. Has those glowing beams on a conveyor belt that I never noticed until seeing it in the darkness.

serene chasm
#

i was more interested in the giant lava jets

#

and the last even on the ammo capsule map has great "natural" lighting so you can actually fucking see

frigid flax
#

The chasm logistratum in chasm terminus? ya

meager elm
faint falcon
twilit bane
granite aspen
rocky fable
#

also the bridge leading up to carnival finale

#

i'll say it time and time again

#

we need more natural lighting so lights out doesnt suck dick and it actually looks cool to people

#

🗣️

faint falcon
unique galleon
faint falcon
#

Darko: I've done that before, but 🤢

scenic knoll
crystal kite
#

Hound wanted to show off his sick breakdancing skills and make sure we were paying attention before he left

scenic knoll
#

sister burning the heretics!

#

@glass elbow

glass elbow
#

The feminine urge to commit warcrimes and arson

fervent arrow
glass elbow
#

Damn game crashed

scenic knoll
#

bruh

#

fatslop servers

glass elbow
#

Cant even rejoin

scenic knoll
#

I'll return to the lobby

glass elbow
#

Made it private bc I can't trust Randoms to have any cognitive ability

glass elbow
#

The two other teammates

pearl nymph
#

I saw a teammate once

scenic knoll
glass elbow
scenic knoll
glass elbow
#

I just looked it up

#

Turns out in order for it to count, NOBODY can step on any mines

pearl nymph
#

I'll help

scenic knoll
#

bruhhh

pearl nymph
#

it takes 4 min

#

easy

glass elbow
#

Meaning we have to kill the bots

glass elbow
scenic knoll
#

assemble the team

glass elbow
pearl nymph
#

in mission

#

1 min

glass elbow
#

Ah np

#

We'll wait

#

I wonder how strong the pickass is on the twins

#

Back in my day when I beat em we ain't had no fancy shmancy new toys

scenic knoll
#

@pearl nymph WHY ARE YOU NAKED

glass elbow
scenic knoll
glass elbow
pearl nymph
glass elbow
faint falcon
#

contempt is armor

scenic knoll
#

@glass elbow What now?

glass elbow
scenic knoll
#

ready

glass elbow
#

Gotta bust up the 12 blue bottles in the shooting gallery

scenic knoll
#

I dont know how to do that

#

but Ill try

glass elbow
#

I got a hint from someone saying it was before the first checkpoint

#

So well scour the beginning area

pearl nymph
latent narwhal
#

can it be done on the lowest difficulty?

pearl nymph
#

Yes

#

any difficulty on warren 6-19

latent narwhal
#

on the higher difficulties id almost say not hitting mines is impossible or at the very least very hard

pearl nymph
#

We already got that penance

scenic knoll
#

bruh

latent narwhal
#

dang, u guys are fast

scenic knoll
#

@glass elbow my game crashed

#

ffs

glass elbow
#

Fatslopped again

scenic knoll
#

Real honestly

#

I'll take this as a sign I should probably head off then

#

Gn Aevexia:) Sleep well and take care

#

See you soon!

crystal kite
scenic cosmos
#

standoff

scenic cosmos
#

relatively normal-ish roman alphabet names for once

meager elm
near adder
#

knife zealots shanking their way out of the belly

dawn patrol
#

Warp trickery assails me

scenic cosmos
#

clearly that rager is using state of the art cloaking tech

dawn patrol
#

Stood perfectly still

scenic cosmos
#

three slabs and a priest

rocky fable
scenic cosmos
#

makes you feel safe with three ogryn around

trim relic
scenic cosmos
#

probably best

#

if it was something like three psykers, it's the worst day for a zealot

floral delta
#

I like being the only zealot in a team of pyskers, I get to larp and call them freaks

rocky fable
#

being in a random full team of soykers is better

#

sibling power

#

ended up in one where we were running all different abilities

#

I was scriers,one had bubble, one had walls, and one had smite

#

quite the smooth operation

#

its the fact none of us were in a lobby together either just joined by chance

#

so the fact we were that diverse is pretty cool

floral delta
#

Sounds like just a team of power rangers to me

scenic cosmos
#

full psyker team is either a steamroll or wipe

scenic cosmos
#

I got into a full psyker team once or twice, first was a wipe, then the other was a steamroll

rocky fable
#

meh you think thats a problem

rocky fable
scenic cosmos
#

lol

#

how about the metal army that is crushers and 1 lone mauler

rocky fable
floral delta
rocky fable
#

that is nice

#

but toothpicking everything with scriers

#

for bonkers damage

#

is fun

#

also im the fastest thing on atoma

floral delta
#

I've actually never used scriers gaze

rocky fable
#

(faster with a knife though 💢 )

#

if only my knife had t4 precog blessing

#

it be over

rocky fable
scenic cosmos
#

3 vets, 1 zealot

rocky fable
#

most fun ive ever had on soyker

#

not even close

scenic cosmos
#

(1 inquisitorial guardsman)

rocky fable
#

me popping scriers with my mk3 or dueling sword and running at mach 11 through the frontline and backline

floral delta
#

I just like to cosplay a titan from destiny and cast bubble

rocky fable
#

then i found out I love the portable double shield walls more

floral delta
#

They did my bubble so dirty 😔

rocky fable
#

bubble just

#

forces you to sit still

floral delta
#

Wells just better

rocky fable
#

and people usually cant stop the bubble from being completely overran eventually

#

shield walls can make for some nasty choke points

#

esp on wave of muties/hunting grounds

floral delta
#

I am now a twilight arsenal enjoyerchadgryn

rocky fable
#

shield walls is more like a portable bunker

scenic cosmos
#

my trauma psyker uses the double shield panel

rocky fable
#

and I like it

#

double walls is on my DS4/Assail/DD build

scenic cosmos
#

bubble is good for a quick toughness replenishment

#

but panels is just

#

man btfo hound/mutant

rocky fable
#

no better feeling blocking a sniper shot last second with a wall either

scenic cosmos
#

I wonder if the deflector blessing can block sniper shots

floral delta
#

I've had so many pyskers save me from a sniper in a single game I stopped running out of bubbles

scenic cosmos
#

flamer buddies

serene chasm
#

holy shit, its the vermintide

full cypress
#

holy shit skaven confirmed????

serene chasm
#

bardins cooking be like:

rocky fable
#

Damn young sylvester and young sandra

full cypress
#

they are hot as hell I know

rocky fable
#

No questioning that

full cypress
west crystal
full cypress
#

Chad tastes

#

🤝

torpid nymph
#

How do I know?

#

Just check the massive whole where my ass used to be

coarse island
#

massive.. ass ... hole?

serene chasm
full cypress
torpid nymph
#

I see my mistake

west crystal
#

Isn't it the same thing as the Ogryn shield ? If it hit you while targetting someone else it pass through ?

full cypress
#

The shield blocks basically all kinds of damage, its my main weapon.

#

You will only get hit if its from yoru exposed sides

solemn verge
#

doesnt block chaos spawn grab

#

hound pounce

#

and muties grab

serene chasm
#

talking about damage

west crystal
#

Being able to block disabler would be quite strong