darktide-pics-vids

[soft ingot]

Créature

[drowsy walrus]

[dawn patrol]

Groaner was fast, boooi

[drowsy walrus]

I am speed

[dawn patrol]

These "Where's Waldo?" games are getting hard

[ripe topaz]

i want to throw frags in that picture so much

[bold jacinth]

God I love having my senses deep fried, thank you obese Carcharodon

[wet flax]

Pictured: Violence

[safe kiln]

lets play a game of 'where is the trapper'

[mystic dirge]

Trick question, they're always behind you

[pearl nymph]

is that?

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDAR?????

@gentle wigeon

[pearl nymph]

I love how this looks

ahhh, auric elte, maybe someday

[scenic cosmos]

sir masozi and the strike team just got blown up

[faint falcon]

a 2nd Valkyrie has landed in the extraction zone

[mystic dirge]

Mission accomplished

[scenic cosmos]

mutant tripped and fell

[mystic dirge]

[Dark Angels looking around nervously]

[dry dirge]

Got something cool to show you, varlets

[versed anvil]

Nice

[scenic cosmos]

old photo

[vivid parcel]

Lukas :]

[ripe topaz]

give him a pat

[vivid parcel]

I wonder if any of the other “cover art guys” have official names

[west crystal]

They all do. Which were found previously by using the cosmetic access mod.

[drowsy walrus]

dude it's on the back

[pearl nymph]

Who's gonna tell them

[latent narwhal]

they hit anyone who tries to interact with them

[mystic dirge]

just as the good book told them to

[drowsy walrus]

And then it’s the book he gives love taps to the heretic’s frontal lobe with

My zealot has done this with scriptures

[short haven]

love the dog physics after death

[drowsy walrus]

wheeeeeeeeeeee

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-spin-gif-21121522

doog

[scenic cosmos]

the ogryn name being just TANK

[drowsy walrus]

i finally caved and got an ogryn. his name is Urok and he gives encouragement

[scenic cosmos]

this scab bruiser is also enamoured by the floating diamantine

[twilit bane]

did they hire bethesda to patch the maps?

[twilit bane]

i wanna have the confidence of that mutie

[scenic cosmos]

nah they hired DICE instead

[serene chasm]

i think bro is ready to retire

Billy is intrigued by this totem, but cant seem to reach it.

[serene chasm]

mood

[mystic dirge]

me after a night with the boys (im over 30)

[scenic cosmos]

more hands

[pearl nymph]

hands

[serene chasm]

why does he look like willem dafoe from this angle

[storm hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-looking-up-gif-1531526555546289862

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[serene chasm]

1.Billy's first day at work, wish him luck. 2.Oh look, Billy's introducing himself to his co-workers. 3.Good heavens, the intrusive thoughts have won and Billy is choking the Veteran. 4.What a turn of events, Billy is apologizing for his actions and even gave the Veteran a kiss on his carapace helmet. 5.That concludes Billy's first day at work, wait.. Billy nOOOOOO!!!

[dawn patrol]

There's a severe lack of ragers

(on hindsight I could've played better no I couldn't)

[grand ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929181599260614770/1268287585109672061/image.png?ex=66abe05b&is=66aa8edb&hm=2ad235eaef2025d9c8e4e5a508a74e7c4dff5f2fd68dd6382b3136f9aa75905a&

[wet flax]

Reject behaviour

[drowsy walrus]

Yes, this is lore accurate

Also good for long car rides

[crystal kite]

Completely contradicted his own question immediately before asking it

[wet matrix]

The duality of darktide players

My teammates suck

This game sucks

This one embodies both

Yin and yang

[crystal kite]

Yeeep

[nimble stag]

I wish I was a space marine, not because of all the glory and honour and being super human, but because of the absolute aura they radiate walking down a corridor that’s just about big enough for them, whilst people walking the other way have to squeeze there way through

[full cypress]

so basically playing an ogryn

[west crystal]

Ogryn is bigger

[stoic parcel]

You could acheive this with good fashion.

[ruby briar]

you could get pretty far with platform shoes and shoulder pads

[nimble stag]

Me making sure to take up as much space as humanly possible walking down an alleyway to get to McDonald’s

[pale locust]

McRashuns

[full cypress]

Me setting the ogryn height limit to the max

[coarse python]

Thanks for telling us this, we support your transition and hope you fare well

[nimble stag]

I would be a great space marine

The astartes would be lucky to have me

I sent my application to the local chapter but they have yet to get back to me, the mail ship probably got lost in the warp or something

[mystic dirge]

Ogryn is bigger where it counts (his heart)

[vital hull]

showing dominance to lil'uns

[full cypress]

[scenic cosmos]

violence 2

[coarse python]

This is why nuke better than rock

[scenic cosmos]

this fucking poxwalker be hitting the dab

[dawn patrol]

It has its moments

I could've kited better if it wasn't for the presence of a DH

[dawn patrol]

I like this door

(ignore how it affects pathing)

[dry dirge]

Door : get stuck idiot

[twilit bane]

i bet you wish you packed a shield and rush that mission

[broken zinc]

yes mate, was my new build what I try out

[dawn patrol]

While yes that would be good, I could've played that one better

And that crusher also stopped my cleave

Karking tuna can

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5FA5Sc4l6o

[scarlet spire]

i always wanted to test the smoke grenades on the twins

i learn something new about darktide every day

like i never new you can get momentarily stuck here

[coarse python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/d4xyKOahJQ8?si=eDwe6i4Sqj_ob3sh

[storm hemlock]

yooo wow_mao mentioned

[dry dirge]

Here is a cool E3 trailer looking content

https://imgur.com/cxETfuo

https://imgur.com/tUWtTLl

[serene chasm]

skill issue

[dry dirge]

Clear view of a heretic got pulverized by a Boltgun.

[serene chasm]

dont worry guys, content coming NEXT WEEK. pinkie promise.

[serene chasm]

any excuse to use that video

[solemn verge]

man i didnt noticed that morrow has a fat chin on this emot

[scarlet spire]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[serene chasm]

bro is built like a pitbull

[solemn verge]

aye

[pearl nymph]

@mellow compass

Gloriana in full glory

[mellow compass]

she is beautiful

[fresh oar]

I honestly started using the term Whinge at people instead of whine because it sounds more condescending.

it's worked really well

[full cypress]

I had to turn this into a meme the moment Morrow said it the exact same way in the Smelter level, its such a good word

[faint falcon]

It needs to come back into fashion

[fresh oar]

I mean, british and scots use it; someone actually thought I was British because I used it instead of whine

[scenic cosmos]

BOOK

[twilit bane]

i have no idea why books have a push animation

but i am not opposed to it

[pearl nymph]

lol

same idea

[scenic cosmos]

true operator

[twilit bane]

i can tell he played for korea in the olympics

[scenic cosmos]

amazing clipping

[drowsy walrus]

Beat them to death with the word of the Emperor

[pearl nymph]

melk

[scenic cosmos]

I was about to post that lol

[pearl nymph]

Hestia

[scenic cosmos]

METH

clipping

the sefoni

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[pearl nymph]

hop in here

I set my fov to 1

its so funny

we're playing a mission rn

[green heron]

Kk

[granite aspen]

make them scream

[scenic cosmos]

he had the spirit

[desert chasm]

threw him into the wall so hard he died 😭

[drowsy walrus]

Terminal velocity

[pearl nymph]

@toxic hull

[toxic hull]

real ogryn size

[faint falcon]

do a backflip

[pearl nymph]

This is so funny

[scenic cosmos]

I told you it'll go upside down

[pearl nymph]

this was 350fov

[pearl nymph]

almost finished my first mission on 200fov

[green heron]

@pearl nymph @mellow compass

[pearl nymph]

Full gameplay

That was so funny

[green heron]

I wish I recorded all of that, my clipping software only got that one clip lol

[mellow compass]

this is true zealgryn gameplay

[pearl nymph]

What a real zealgryn is

[green heron]

People think it's fun being tall:
think again 😡

[scenic cosmos]

Good fucking god man

[desert chasm]

actually nauseating jfc

[pearl nymph]

It was so funny

I was running 200fov and godd was like 7000fov

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-get-much-higher-the-one-piece-is-real-whitebeard-gif-26587931

[nimble stag]

Didn’t leave the fucking game in time so now I have to redo all my auric maelstrom missions to get auric exemplar

I fucking hate this game

[granite aspen]

lol

[modern helm]

four curios in the shop

[wet flax]

How curious

[safe kiln]

For me it was getting thrown into a pit by a chaos spawn, so I didn't even have time to alt+f4

[wet flax]

Just don't die

[modern helm]

Good

Cheesing penances is bad

[pearl nymph]

🤓 ☝️

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[granite aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-slam-gif-5919840450651005392

[jolly shuttle]

No cheese

[granite aspen]

when they check under my fore skin

[jolly shuttle]

True

[scarlet spire]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/21PNzebwGElMmi/d1337NleCu5Q?invite=cr-MSx0Z0YsMjE0NTAxOTU5LA

[jolly shuttle]

Homies got clipped

[muted violet]

atrox mk IV tac axe

[drowsy walrus]

Very grippy

[faint falcon]

big grippy

are you gripping....

[ripe topaz]

what they say about rejects with big hands

nice axe too

[faint falcon]

Yormun: 😊

[ripe topaz]

[nimble stag]

Bet it grips like an ogryn holding the pet grox

[twilit bane]

https://streamable.com/jex9us

pretty sure i threw for plasteel like 4 times there

[versed anvil]

Clutch that went from bad to good to bad to very bad.

[proven silo]

found what the special ammo is all about

[versed anvil]

That trapper walking around really was a chekov's gun though lmfao

[twilit bane]

story of my life

[scenic cosmos]

big ogryn and smol spark'ead

[scenic cosmos]

spark'ead why are you standing like that

[ripe topaz]

Psyfartnetic vent

hotboxing peril trip back to the mourning star

[wet flax]

When you standing inside the train but you ain't holding the hand rails

[dry dirge]

This feels very nice with Plasma gun when you get numbers of elite kills with it

https://imgur.com/uaLaGDE

[full cypress]

The cinematic skills at work once again

[versed anvil]

They are nice gifs

[nimble stag]

now admire my cinematic skills

fatshart hmu if you need any cinematography directors

[storm hemlock]

gamer becomes voice actor

[nimble stag]

Nearly 600 hours on this game and I still play it like a dumbass

[limber zealot]

Same, except 1.9k hours 😄

[desert chasm]

The shakey mouse is the best part lol

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-gif-20482851

[full cypress]

Holy fuck

[versed anvil]

Been some bangers in here lately

[pearl nymph]

@lucid jungle Our winning screenshot

[modern pumice]

Playing with bunnies and guys?

[full cypress]

Definitely would blow off the map with a barrel

[faint falcon]

As it should be.

[maiden ether]

Ive seen this guy

I think he died two times before the half way point in a mission

[maiden ether]

he got thrown off the map by a plague orgyn lmao

[granite aspen]

that’s the krieg way

[full cypress]

BASED

[scenic cosmos]

what are yer looking at, big man

[faint falcon]

friend

[scenic cosmos]

beautiful

mk5 ripper really fucks

[desert chasm]

wonderful timing with that voiceline

[dry dirge]

The server was lagging a bit in the game but I still captured a awesome fight between me a and a Bulwark. I love those steel sounds when his shield gets hit.

[modern pumice]

The name matches the pissed stance the zealot is portraying.

[dawn patrol]

Yup, that's Harken

[dry dirge]

I often meet him in matches that good lad. Good player

Wait hold on a minute, what the kark is that Steam name? 😂

[granite aspen]

that's normal

i saw a psyker named Juicy Bussy Squirt

[green heron]

If you have his player code, yknow, send it my way

Just for fun

[pearl nymph]

Just asking for a friend

[dry dirge]

What a nice smile

[granite aspen]

when you perils of the warp but she keep blaze force swording

[dry dirge]

There is something both disturbing and heartbreaking about Darktide, whenever those infected people or so called poxwalker and groaner, you can actually hear them say sorry, when they are about to attack you and they can't control their mind 😦

[modern pebble]

How about when you hear them straight up shouting "Help me! Help me!" here and there

[dry dirge]

Yeah they really try to get out of that hell, their bodies are so exhausted and starving but nothing can be done about it

[modern pebble]

Poor fellas

[maiden ether]

Ive never seen the dreg brusier that highly detailed

[modern pebble]

Oh well

Revs funny chainsword

[modern pumice]

We bring the Emperor's mercy to the weak.

[dry dirge]

Well I always make sure to play my videogames in highest quality as possible 🙂

[maiden ether]

whats ur fov at

this gameplay makes me feel claustrophobic

[wet matrix]

Shit i dont know lol

[maiden ether]

max it lmao

[wet matrix]

No itd look stupid

I like my gameplay to look normal

[maiden ether]

it doesnt stretch the viewmodel

it just expands how much you can see lol

[wet matrix]

I know it doesnt

[maiden ether]

:v

[wet matrix]

I just think it looks weird

[maiden ether]

not bugged eyed

crying

[wet matrix]

Did you even see the funny ragdoll

[maiden ether]

I did

but I was too focused on how everything is too damn close

[wet matrix]

[drowsy walrus]

you heard it here folks

her humor is too good for us

[pearl nymph]

knife

[wet flax]

Normally I like wide FOV but in darktide for some reason I really enjoy the claustrophobia. I think it just feels more appropriate for the bowels of a hive city lol

[maiden ether]

thats fair

[coarse python]

😐

[pearl nymph]

It was iconic

[storm hemlock]

in the logic stratum. straight up "forcing it". and by "it", haha, let's justr say. My pearills

[scenic cosmos]

ya had to jinx it, psyker

violence 3

[outer raptor]

there was only 2 sets of clothing in the mourningstar. sharing is caring

[scenic cosmos]

they finally subtitled the whole thing, rip fourth wall break feel

[coarse island]

hasn't it been like that for more than a year now

[scenic cosmos]

I just discovered it by now

[coarse island]

Fair

if you don't play psyker with the same voice line no wonder if you don't see it often enough to notice 😄

[scenic cosmos]

I hardly ever hear Loner Psykers in pubs in this dead-ass region

its either Savant which I usually play as, or the Seer Psykers

[muted violet]

average pub lobby be like

[pine merlin]

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[coarse python]

https://tenor.com/view/toot-horn-seal-brag-happy-gif-11154757

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwpFvQYy-Qg

[versed anvil]

yay

[dry dirge]

So many stinky maulers

[faint falcon]

@soft ingot it's that's time again....

[full cypress]

Weakest mortal warriors of the dark gods ahh moment

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-cat-happy-dancing-cat-gif-716006509349864265

[nimble stag]

That ‘all the deer’ video but instead of deer it’s scab maulers, and instead of the horse it’s a scab rager

[lyric tree]

10/10. I hope this gets pinned

[faint falcon]

The mods said they wouldn't because he posts it every Saturday 💔

[orchid veldt]

Hey, can someone hike up to Fatshark HQ in the Swedish Mountains and tell them they've got an invisible wall in this doorway before the last airlock on Hab Dreyko?

[coarse python]

Thats the glass window silly

[orchid veldt]

Right, and all the enemies running about through it are just ghosts.

Wait, are they? Is Hab Dreyko... h-h-h-haunted?

Scooby-Doo theme song plays

How it started:

vs how it went:

[modern pebble]

Well that's a squad that's gonna be irreplaceable. Kinda.
Y'know how valuable ogryns are in combat, throne dang it?

[scenic cosmos]

Mania makes for poor tactics, Zealot

[pearl nymph]

The Transit Horde song playing in the background adds so much

and to imagine some people turn off music

@modern helm

smh

[modern helm]

Shh

[modern pebble]

Is your arm tired yet, good sir?

[scenic cosmos]

brother my arm has long been numb after fighting a Chaos Spawn on my own

whilst groundpounded by a bulwark fireteam, crusher assassins, mauler boys and trash mobs

shoutout to the zealot who joined midway to provide the holy book for critical assistance

[modern pebble]

Pfft

[orchid veldt]

Dats got a nice beat to it. Dom Dom-Tsst Dom Dom-Tsst

[scenic cosmos]

the holy blessed mk7 tac axe

[nimble stag]

Tried the Chinese take away on the mourningstar, terrible customer service, the tech priest on the tancred bastion had a vine boom sound effect built in her voice modulator that went of when the key phrase ‘eggroll’ was said, 100 ordo dockets for a set meal is borderline heretical, and the tech priest behind the counter told me ‘ten minutes’ but didn’t specify if those were terran minutes or atoman minutes so I was there for like and hour, then the waiter servitor gave me my tertium cola without a straw and I’m pretty sure it gained sentience again for like 30 second and spit in my food in that time, 1/5 stars of terra https://youtu.be/nFvmhzSw82g?si=rDeNOybXpoJSyvUm

The 1 star was for the fact the place didn’t smell like a centuries worth of decay and death like the tancred bastion did

[soft ingot]

WHOOOO

[twilit bane]

all my homies hate hadron

[faint falcon]

You and your homies also wonder why your weapons are sabotaged. 🤔

[twilit bane]

the emperor is my fork

I fear no toaster

[faint falcon]

Can't wait for the pre-cooked corpse starch.

[coarse python]

Probably explains why the thammer is icky nowadays

[drowsy walrus]

Do some stealing of food

[scenic cosmos]

totally not the best holster placement of a lasgun

[drowsy walrus]

Efficiency

[orchid veldt]

I'm partial to Brunt myself

[sly merlin]

Bro is actually holding the lasgun using his latent psyker abilities

[scenic cosmos]

spark'ead got an upgrade

[wet matrix]

This is possibly the worst mod ive seen

Ever

Its beautiful

[pine merlin]

when will there be a mod to replace everything with rocks

krak grenade? rock, assail? rock. Knives? Rock

[desert chasm]

i already call assail my stabby rocks

[scenic cosmos]

spark'ead had one too many drinks, now their head tilts

[full cypress]

Im actually borrowing this as a pose ref that ironically looks cool lmao

[dry dirge]

How they screaming like that? 😂 sounds like from Home Alone movie, is it a mod?

[full cypress]

Its from Home Alone 2 when Marv gets electrified

[scenic cosmos]

the old man

[jolly shuttle]

Old Homeowners when you trip and fall into their property by accident:

[faint falcon]

carrying the baby into the manufactory like this

[viral cipher]

Just wanted to say this was an epic team to play with if you're here thanks for the match (im the psyker)

The far left psyker that is oops lol

[pearl nymph]

group hangout

[twilit bane]

F

I died on that very ledge and respawned after the event once

it was disgusting

[raw gazelle]

Hangin' out with the lads.

[balmy ginkgo]

If we have any other sweaty video compression nerds in here, Discord will embed HEVC now

[pearl nymph]

<@&735928989146939404>

[sharp relic]

Yeah he got timed out for posting this elsewhere already. Thanks for letting me know

[pearl nymph]

[alpine cave]

i need to brag. finally

[pearl nymph]

nice PC tier 4

[alpine cave]

this took maybe 50k plasteel

[pearl nymph]

Same!

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[alpine cave]

gonna take forever to get used to this lol

[faint falcon]

IS THAT A FUCKING DARKTIDE REFERENCE

[safe kiln]

now, to put the weapon into the stickerbook to hope for a better sword, or leave it there but not redeem the 'points' when the update goes off.

[mystic dirge]

true ogryn

[mossy coral]

😔

[scenic cosmos]

boltgun magdump

[meager elm]

poor psyker

[trim relic]

never playing darktide again...

[scenic cosmos]

repent, crushers

[mystic dirge]

he pushes our psyker off the ledge, so we do the same to him

[scenic cosmos]

violence 5

[scarlet spire]

Bob, can you tell me where all the rations went?

[mint turtle]

Yesterday i was dealing with level 8 Ogryn who would NOT stop shooting every single barrel he saw

Knocked me off a ledge like 3 times but somehow i didnt get full flung like you did

[pine merlin]

same

Old clip i had back when i was a baby darktider 🙏

[drowsy walrus]

[twilit bane]

real

[hollow rover]

amazing

[full cypress]

Absolutely based ogryn.

[faint falcon]

wanted more boom

[desert chasm]

it's him

[serene chasm]

runts make funny noises when they fly

[pine merlin]

Heresy

[mint turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1269591703258660894/e797d0335e923b5c412e7f7c3a136c1dab3ba354.gif

[faint falcon]

Smug jug

[scenic cosmos]

he's about to go mining

[meager elm]

great music buildup

[violet crane]

unnecessary execution but felt cool af

[alpine cave]

zealots need to be stopped i swear

[dry dirge]

Wanted to try out this Creature Spawner mod and it was fun, can be great to train and be better. Hope you will enjoy the video.

[drowsy walrus]

And the rest need help

[faint falcon]

unironically like that haircut on that one

[drowsy walrus]

Love a good bowl cut

[faint falcon]

Soupercut

[drowsy walrus]

[last snow]

https://youtu.be/jTD6q962W8w?si=A0pFH-eFgcl655FC

[drowsy walrus]

Zola doesn’t need to worry about killing him, he’s gonna have an aneurysm

But before that hill kill all his top people

[wet flax]

🪨 🇾 🇪 🇸

[safe kiln]

jesus christ. man got the joker fit.

[meager elm]

the madness

[crisp socket]

i googled female ogryn

[unborn flax]

burn it

[ripe topaz]

[ripe topaz]

Ron Perlman

[tacit veldt]

Ron Girlman 😂

[faint falcon]

Me

Really good

[full cypress]

I dunno about papercuts, that axe is pretty good lol

[safe kiln]

why are people not filling out the sticker book. am i the weird one?

[wet flax]

I recently started, knowing that it would count towards weapon XP
Till now I only hunted the ones I wanted

[safe kiln]

ive been filling out the book for a long while just for completion's sake. seeing that little eyeglass next to a blessing put my adhd into a spiral. i have lost perfectly good 380s with good perks and blessings to this...

[scenic cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6a_VlnYEFI

[twilit bane]

scab melee is the best maelstrom

even tho it says waves of specialists it has less than the average auric normal idk why but i love it like that

[mystic dirge]

I had all blessings for all weapons on all classes... Then they added more weapons

Stuck waiting for tier 1 blessings that I can't force by crafting

[lyric tree]

Lord Rannick, we got a traitor in the Mourning Star. No Cap FR FR

[wicked pawn]

i've seen people mention a sticker book. What is it and where can i see it?

[versed anvil]

They're just talking about collecting all the blessings

[verbal harbor]

pranked

dude got absolutely peekaboo'd

[storm hemlock]

just create new character

[green heron]

“500 paper cuts”

[stoic parcel]

Ronda Girlman

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/T7P5kXX

Bros are ragdolling like crazy

https://imgur.com/gltlsZo

[full cypress]

Damn bro been working out

[dry dirge]

I should give Thor's weapon back

[full cypress]

its them

the persons

[pine merlin]

best mod ever

[scenic cosmos]

AWAY FROM YON BARREL

for every barrel you see, you can hear a fanatic yell deep down in your consciousness

[mint turtle]

https://youtu.be/nFvmhzSw82g?si=cqJnNCDVhMCnEqnF

[velvet burrow]

Luv me ogryn

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/y2j7aaf

https://imgur.com/ByVaDtn

[pearl nymph]

same

[pale locust]

who'd fit this the best, the Loose Cannon?

[faint falcon]

Yeah

[pearl nymph]

This is what mental illness looks like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153279327513886770/1260622985673445426/yes.gif

[green heron]

This is what Darktide players do when they get home from 17 hours of work

[full cypress]

He has a line saying "Never killed a god before, fancy a crack at it."

he definitely fits the best

[limpid falcon]

all of the rejects are too stupid to be corrupted by chaos

[rocky fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo&themeRefresh=1

[mellow compass]

runt hangs out with the twins

[faint falcon]

RUNT GET OUTTA THERE she's gonna EAT YOU

[mellow compass]

[granite aspen]

shes perfct

[full cypress]

Lore accurate ending

[scenic cosmos]

angry Zola noises

[pearl nymph]

The date

[mellow compass]

I am crying

FEAST, FEAST!!!

[pearl nymph]

you never change sister

[mellow compass]

I love it

[full cypress]

Double date????

[pearl nymph]

Aint no way

[mellow compass]

live runt reaction

[faint falcon]

Runt is afraid. May I trade places

who said that

[desert chasm]

i think you should say it louder

[faint falcon]

n-no that wasn't me.......

I would never say that.....

[full cypress]

bro is into voluntary date cannibalism 💀

[scarlet spire]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809

[mellow compass]

[drowsy walrus]

would be nice if she didn't eat my Psyker rightaway

[drowsy walrus]

[pearl nymph]

he knows his fate

[drowsy walrus]

he's prepared

[scenic cosmos]

least brave psyker in the 40k universe

[scenic cosmos]

john halo

[full cypress]

no thats Smith Halo

[scenic cosmos]

damnation, we have a chaos cultist among us

[full cypress]

its him, its Edward Chaos

[faint falcon]

No. I enjoy an even match

[desert chasm]

that mf bounces off enemies like a Monster Hunter weapon

[acoustic spade]

feels like im holding a plastic shovel to make a sand castle

[faint falcon]

that thing would bounce off my skull

[modern pumice]

What about a silver blade?

[faint falcon]

Yes

[modern pumice]

We'll see one day.

[modern pumice]

She's always sus, or mad.

[drowsy walrus]

Or both

[modern pumice]

Suspiciously mad, madly suspicious.

[green heron]

You know what I have to say to that??

[faint falcon]

doornail

[pearl nymph]

scab mauler monday

[ripe topaz]

scab boy, the mauler

[desert chasm]

*scab mauler tuesday for me

[mellow compass]

it's trapper tuesday

[ripe topaz]

that yours? very cool

[scenic cosmos]

SKAB MAWLER

[wheat phoenix]

scab mauler my beloved

[green heron]

Not mine. Can't remember who made the lil dude

[faint falcon]

This is really cute. I hope whoever made this is proud of it

[pearl nymph]

The ogryn name

[rocky fable]

how does big man know that

[ripe topaz]

ate horus

[pearl nymph]

its horus's lost son

Dramon

or something

[muted violet]

what level of heresy, place your bets

[undone sequoia]

Imma head out

[ripe topaz]

Humpty Dumpty

[raven falcon]

That name...

Dude, his image... wtf XD

XD

[full cypress]

the duality of man

Too short but too much faith
Too tall but not enough firepower

[dry dirge]

I see a versatile enjoyer. That's a karking good gun

[latent narwhal]

DO IT, PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

[ripe topaz]

shortest game ever

[quasi surge]

Goofy ass line, bro was practicing that in the mirror smh

[full cypress]

Its more him being "literally me" like us the players

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-blade-runner-gosling-angry-gosling-pokerface-pokerface-gif-3757061166121710535

[desert chasm]

how do you deal with that 😭 i would want to break my headset in half 5 minutes into a mission

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/marv-scream-pain-shock-home-alone-gif-7915121

[stiff bough]

Once saw an Ogryn called "Victor gainspyre"

[drowsy walrus]

but steam is online????

[solemn verge]

its seems offline

[green heron]

I think Steam is down lol

[solemn verge]

it is

[drowsy walrus]

fuck

[pearl nymph]

steam is down

I eated it

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/stage-ben-schwartz-jim-carrey-screaming-game-awards-gif-8162024833240933413

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-noodles-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-meme-cat-gif-25953937

[mellow compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-cat-cute-cat-cute-kitty-gif-25858495

[modern helm]

He’s just protecting me

I eated it

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/stage-ben-schwartz-jim-carrey-screaming-game-awards-gif-8162024833240933413

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/Y1QvAPL

[pearl nymph]

Looks amazing, have you done any psyker clips yet?

[dry dirge]

Not yet, but to be honest. I suck ass at playing Psyker, I feel best at playing as Veteran.

[full cypress]

Fatshark took down steam

😔

[pearl nymph]

Okay, fair enough. If you ever try psyker I would love to see the clip

[modern helm]

Ummm actually it was me

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-gif-18348451

[dry dirge]

No problem lad. I can work on that 🙂

[modern helm]

I eated the cables

[pearl nymph]

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/mI7JUCO

Just created new Veteran character so I am starting from buttom

https://imgur.com/LRLDUHQ

https://imgur.com/AUtHj1p

[pearl nymph]

DOOOOOOOOG

[dry dirge]

I spawned over 100, threw a granade and the game just took a fat dump straight to desktop

[faint falcon]

Tzeentch and Nurgle teamup

[dry dirge]

Anyway, enough for goofing around, time for more action

https://imgur.com/WGnUVV7

[jolly shuttle]

Gameplay Trailer Quality

[full cypress]

man i wish my game ran that fucking smooth jesus

no idea how Homelander does it

[near adder]

He “borrowed” a god tier setup from a citizen, or at least that’s what Im guessing

[delicate mantle]

homelander is vought CEO he has unlimited cash

[near adder]

Fair

[full cypress]

need Butcher joining the game as a Vet named Dontbeacunt and launching him off the map with a barrel for lore accuracy

[delicate mantle]

ok time to come back to darktide after not playing for a month

oh wait it was just 2 weeks nvm

[full cypress]

Bro literally me

I took a break to marathon the entire arkham series awhile ago 😭

[delicate mantle]

i always think i will suck after taking a break so i go into a heresy game and i am proven wrong

[near adder]

Welcome back regardless battle brothers/sisters, the emperor needs all the bodies he can get

[delicate mantle]

I'm gonna do so anyway again to make sure i can go back into auric without getting yelled at 🤦

[full cypress]

you get that in normal matches too tbh

[versed anvil]

'omelanda making me want to play damn it

[near adder]

In failure there’s always a chance to be yelled at, this does not mean failure is bad

[delicate mantle]

no one has a right to yell at anyone if they are not playing auric ngl

[near adder]

Just not preferred

[delicate mantle]

idc if people are yelling at me in aurics

[full cypress]

I was just playing some Malice to chill a bit with some modifiers and had an ogryn shit talk us in the literal ending

[delicate mantle]

i zone out sometimes

[full cypress]

fucking elitist twat

[rocky fable]

fockin omelanda launched me off the map wit a fockin barrel

[delicate mantle]

Lmao

[rocky fable]

FOCK OFF

[full cypress]

OI

UE

OMELANDAH KILLED ME OGRYN

AND TOOK ME BLOODY ZEALOT

[delicate mantle]

wish they let you have cyber arms like in cyberpunk2077 😞

[full cypress]

Alas for that you gotta go ot Necromunda Hired Gun

a 40k game so good it died in like a week

[delicate mantle]

I tried with for the drip but way too buggy

[near adder]

bardin VA give it time

[delicate mantle]

you can do it but it clips

using the servitor arms

[full cypress]

have you tried cutting your arms off

i think thats how bionics work

[delicate mantle]

see i thought that steel is obviously better so everyone would have to replace their limbs

but maybe too expensive for us rejects

[full cypress]

Nah anyone can get bionics in 40k

the pricing depends on the quality

more or less like most sci-fi fiction lol

[delicate mantle]

see even if they add it it will cost a gazillion aquilas

maybe in DT2

[rocky fable]

Aquila pay wall the higher Aquila’s you pay the less homeless robotics you get

[near adder]

completely forgot about that line, gotta love morrow

[delicate mantle]

oh right it's 2am nobody is on obviously

[versed anvil]

When I take a break from darktide I open the game and play damnation then remember to play like a sleeper agent

[ripe topaz]

he peekin'

[pearl nymph]

duos

[green heron]

I hope Scabs was running smoke grenades

[pearl nymph]

@daring plume

[stray wasp]

Progression of turning into a Psyker

[west crystal]

There are already cosmetics that are augmentics

[delicate mantle]

for legs ive seen

[west crystal]

Arm too

Eyes also

[delicate mantle]

never seen arms

what cosmetic is that

im curious now

icould just be stupid

[west crystal]

Don't remember the name but there were in the Prem shop

[mystic dirge]

got smashed by 2 mutants at the same time

i feel violated

[rocky fable]

the toughness decimation

[scenic cosmos]

always carry mutant resist

[pine merlin]

Is that the daltons

[serene chasm]

me

[serene chasm]

common psyker player moment

[serene chasm]

quality

[raven falcon]

He's gonna bash your butt...on.

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuraoutsold-gif-24901681

[west crystal]

When he invite you to fuck but fell asleep on the couch

[serene chasm]

baldtide

[twilit bane]

🙄

[dry dirge]

I hate that mission

And that sniper needs to be dookied on

[twilit bane]

i actually like it

[scenic cosmos]

smelter is worse

[storm hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ashleyyapping-gif-15378789001166743694

[scenic cosmos]

he be sitting

[modern helm]

Because it spawns no enemies on the events? I agree

[full cypress]

My favorite has to be:

"Die, save us the burden." when a psyker goes down by the zealot

[full cypress]

Deserved that one

[turbid wagon]

bro Dilara why are you so mean

[full cypress]

just trying to be a lore accurate discord mod

[turbid wagon]

[serene chasm]

i love the cadian x savant (any psyker) banter, which is literally just the cadian throwing death threats at the psyker.

now i wait to be called edgy

https://tenor.com/view/around-the-world-daft-punk-spin-pikachu-pikachu-spin-gif-23371288

[drowsy walrus]

you're not edgy, everyone is just a di-

particularly the veterans. if you dislike me that much i will let you die

[twilit bane]

i like the loose cannon dialogue they're pretty much hitting on you in the middle of a firefight

[serene chasm]

hopeless romantic

it is very reasonable to think that LC would start randomly flirting mid combat

[twilit bane]

i had a bunch of them saved but thats on a hardrive somewhere

[scenic cosmos]

although out of all that, he still somewhat likes Savant the most

compared to well, everyone else

[twilit bane]

they just added a line into rotation about LC wanting a drink and getting scolded by savant lmao

[twilit bane]

that personality is super autismo about the rules id think theyd like it the best

[scenic cosmos]

tho iirc, fem agitator also doesn't hate savant psykers as much as male agitator and actually can talk to each other about culture and stuff without it being reduced to death threats

[twilit bane]

🤓 umm actually protocals say you cant drink on the mission

[twilit bane]

yup also have a bunch of those saved where theyre almost friendly

[serene chasm]

i just relish the fact that no matter how skilled or powerful, the savants #1 threat is always the cadian that quite literally always has a gun to the back of their head

[scenic cosmos]

no wonder a daemon doesn't want to possess that one specific savant psyker

the amount of protocol obsession would drive them nuts

[serene chasm]

still trying to get that demonhost line between cadian and savant

[drowsy walrus]

oh and the bullet shaped anti-daemon protocol or whatever it was

might have been that, i have savant female. love her. my beloved. she's like me, smart, but my brain is on fire 90%of the time

[serene chasm]

i dont know if the line im looking for works with female savant, i heard it with the male one.

who also has one with the cadian about him smiling

[drowsy walrus]

there's a female judge line, bless her heart, but i never want to hear her sing ever again.

dying cat

[serene chasm]

[drowsy walrus]

pro tip, zealots, sing your hymnals in the privacy of your own bunk, once everyone else is gone. please. for the love of Him on Terra

[full cypress]

Loose Cannon is also like

Everyone panics during an ambush

Him: WOOOHOOO AMBUSH!

he also openly mentions having fought Orks, Tau and Chaos Marines in his career so he definitely has seem some shit its why he has such gallows humor.

[vital hull]

traxis something something

[drowsy walrus]

kill it!

[vital hull]

medica there is code for that too

[full cypress]

SHOOT THE TRAPPEEEEER

https://tenor.com/view/cats-traps-gotcha-trick-haha-gif-3512193

[scenic cosmos]

traxis...12? YEAH TRAXIS 12

(there was no traxis 12)

he sounded so proud saying it

[versed anvil]

Noone has the heart to tell them.

[drowsy walrus]

no one tell him

[scenic cosmos]

I'd see the Professional doing it just for his own amusement

I mean come on, he already mocks Cutthroat because of Cadia

[ember axle]

Where are the darktide memes?

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[scenic cosmos]

is her singing that worse compared to male judge

or are both just like hilariously tone-deaf

[drowsy walrus]

yes

😭

[scenic cosmos]

who knew the ecclesiarchy isn't an idol agency

[full cypress]

We nuked the channel since its a pile of SHIT

[coarse island]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143510801991348224/1165966301315997776/crumple.gif

[scenic cosmos]

source engine ragdolls infecting other games

glad to know the mourningstar finally accommodated ogryns with simple-to-the-point alternative mission names

[drowsy walrus]

right to know, or whatever

[full cypress]

Heres some from the pile i made i guess

I need to get a life

[drowsy walrus]

i need to find the twins basketball edit

[full cypress]

search with this channel's tag in the searchbar and go for "videos"

its not too old

actually wait i think it was posted here... or not... i cant remember

💀

[drowsy walrus]

found it

[serene chasm]

im late sorry

[drowsy walrus]

this lives in my head rent free

[manic musk]

Dilara has started suffering from old brain, i sympathize

[twilit bane]

damn after a while they just stop caring must mean LC is more of a vet than CT

[full cypress]

Yeah hes ironically the most experienced on par with the Cutthroat id say lol

Like he also carries trauma with him since he has some pretty dark lines here and there he just hides it under jokes/humor

[scenic cosmos]

so he's far more experienced compared to Professional

[ember axle]

What channel I'm talking about in here.

[full cypress]

Then nowhere I guess.

come back next week

[ember axle]

Next week?! I'm not trying to laugh next week I'm trying to laugh now.

[drowsy walrus]

Suffer

[ember axle]

No you

[scenic cosmos]

this stim seems like its missing some parts

[full cypress]

I made that meme sticker you cannot use it against me wtf

[ember axle]

Thank you I got my laugh now I sleep.

[full cypress]

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-cat-eat-burger-cat-borger-cat-eat-borger-cat-bite-gif-2751778580213316569

i will eat frank

[desert chasm]

2 winners right here

[serene chasm]

lol

boogerblaster is actually funny

[faint falcon]

A fellow gas guzzler

[drowsy walrus]

…Are mechanicus not energy efficient?

[desert chasm]

Mmmm yummy petrol 🤤

[desert chasm]

collecting Female Seer/Ogryn interactions like trading cards because they mean everything to me

[dry dirge]

Her voice sounds so familiar, was she also a VA in Vermintide 2?

[desert chasm]

Female Seer and Sienna do not share a VA unfortunately, but they do sound pretty similar

[dry dirge]

Oh ok, it's definitely a good job with the accent and getting the voice matching for character's description.

[drowsy walrus]

"I wouldn't like that' i don't think anyone would like getting killed

[dry dirge]

Except Poxburster

[modern pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/witness-rage-mad-max-gif-4527107021531365595

[scenic cosmos]

chaos spawn gets judged

[full cypress]

i dont think theres anything more hype in this game than managing to shove a monstrosity off a ledge with the relic lol

[scenic cosmos]

too bad it got nerfed so it can only be shoved once but then again it could get too powerful when cliffs are involved

[coarse python]

https://youtu.be/O5FvsKiifM0?si=ISJ-VB4UxdtBm4Uw

[scenic cosmos]

the hell are you looking at your hand like that, spark'ead

[ruby briar]

Wondering where the fire and lightning comes from…

[fierce jay]

Darktide vibes

[drowsy walrus]

With better chairs

Also what game is this?

I am so very out of the loop

[faint falcon]

SM2?

[drowsy walrus]

Great I need it

[serene chasm]

titus got the primaris 🍑

[pale locust]

"loading game logic"
what a boring way to describe stuff in a 40k loading screen

should have had inspirational quotes instead

[dry dirge]

It says beta up in the left corner, so this can only be a leaked screenshot of Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2.

[pearl nymph]

Darktide 2

Real

[dry dirge]

Today I also saw another leaked gameplay video of SM2 on Facebook, it looks so cool that it literally gave me goosebumps, but I will not post it here for the Emperor's rule in this holy server.

[faint falcon]

Space Marinetide

[desert chasm]

if SM2 has the same level of customization as Darktide then i might actually think about buying it

my own little space marine blorbo? sign me up

[faint falcon]

I may hate the Astartes but making one would still be fun

I'd make a blorbo

[west crystal]

More so than DT, though only SM armour and colours from official SM Chapters

[dry dirge]

I'm buying it no matter what. I want to fight all those Xenos

[faint falcon]

How many Salamanders will there be?

[dry dirge]

I hope Praetoria chapter will be there too

[desert chasm]

nah i'm talking the guy underneath the armor, i could care less what chapter he belongs to

[faint falcon]

Oh true

[west crystal]

Oh, that you could ask Dilara, i think she has a link to what the whole cosmetics are gonna be. I do know helmeltless is possible, so would be a possible thing

[green heron]

Getting the neon pink marines to save the day 💪

[desert chasm]

SPACE MAIDS

[pale locust]

SFM and Gmods porters are prolly salivating at the prospect of all the 40k models

[dry dirge]

Gonna make so many cool contents once SM2 gets dropped

[storm hemlock]

Ah, if only. Nekona my beloved

[pearl nymph]

beatiful

[spring sail]

somebody get sodaz on the line

[storm hemlock]

let him work on that new vegas animation in peace

[desert chasm]

don't disrespect my queen 😤

[faint falcon]

Mixuen.....

[green heron]

Sorry, GW has to strike him for doing anything again

[spring sail]

gw ain’t to blame for that one lmao

blame the warhammer little dark age losers

he’s happy now 😌

[pale locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1264141162189684768/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.07.19_-_02.47.19.07_online-video-cutter.com_2.gif

who tf would write down walls of text like this

[serene chasm]

what in the actual fu-

[desert chasm]

the person who made the character lol

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/tuh-buh-guh-cuh-what-gif-9750912507529527670

[storm hemlock]

you inquired

[drowsy walrus]

Honestly, it's so well done i can't hate it

[desert chasm]

WEAK 🫵

[spring sail]

speaking of the insane did you guys see this dude on Reddit break the rng down on PAINT

ms paint is fucking insane

[serene chasm]

first space marines get the cake 🍑 now they turn into anime girls

https://tenor.com/view/stage-ben-schwartz-jim-carrey-screaming-game-awards-gif-8162024833240933413

[faint falcon]

I love seeing stuff like that

[drowsy walrus]

it's cute

[desert chasm]

so unserious and wholesome, it's completely antithetical to the grim-darkness of 40K, i adore the Space Maids

[faint falcon]

just like Emotional Support Skit
https://www.tumblr.com/kitto-paint/735616999850426368/emotional-support-skitarii-deployed?source=share

[desert chasm]

I LOVE small cute scenarios set in universes full of violence and war

[storm hemlock]

are colors suppose to mean anything?

[desert chasm]

i think its just separating the multiples of 10

[storm hemlock]

yeah that makes sense. Thanks

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/o7PDI26

https://imgur.com/uvw3Aql

https://imgur.com/89p5nVn

Oh wait forgot last one

https://imgur.com/FCOx0oW

[versed anvil]

the ragdolls are so great

[full cypress]

https://youtu.be/2ZoflvoX698

Dont think you can really customize how they look aside from the armor.

Theres no "create your blorbo" aside from physical armor stuff

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/jericho-boohoo-meh-eh-gif-6079894

[full cypress]

Also its all primaris gear, so no firstborn stuff

vomiting on my screen

[dry dirge]

Wait hold on....how in the Emperor's name does he already play the game? Did he got access to beta already through pre-order?

[full cypress]

Yeah some content creators get early access but its like "you got 4-5 hours tops" etc

or just go play in certain locations

[dry dirge]

Oh so beta is permanent to play until retail gets released

[full cypress]

Yep!

@storm hemlock I assume it was a GW decision

remember this game's entire point of existence is to sell space marine minis lol

[storm hemlock]

Oh it definitely is

[full cypress]

its why their units are so at the forefront and awkwardly shoved in

and how chaos in multiplayer has to "match" them slightly

which is just... no

[storm hemlock]

I'm not mad at the devs or anything like that, it's just massively not cool

[dry dirge]

I hate to bring this up but why are them butt cheeks so huge

[storm hemlock]

sex sells 😋

[dry dirge]

Imagine if he runs so fast, they clap so hard that they create turbolance