darktide-pics-vids

[scenic cosmos]

talent skill that makes your warp IED explosion more lethal

[hollow rover]

Nuke

[scenic cosmos]

except you can't be revived after you blew up

because there'll be nothing left of you

insta vaporized

you leave nothing but an explosion scorch mark of where you used to be

[hollow rover]

Boots with smoke trail coming off them is all that remains

[scenic cosmos]

yep

[granite aspen]

kuthunk

[bleak stream]

Did you jump to achieve that overhead

nice

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/JSKQLLq

I love how they get ragdolled in the end when I kill them with special melee attack

🤣

[crimson hound]

Nothing like killing a hound or a mutant at full velocity and watching them cartwheel into the void

[faint falcon]

it's my personal favorite

[neat shard]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/pwuYX23HFyB81xztSD-93BsVd-0-R_SbYoYK8LrInwA/https/i.imgur.com/CZdBcIq.png?format=webp&quality=lossless&width=431&height=670

[faint falcon]

who's standing behind me.....

[olive condor]

poxwalker you staggered but didnt finish you karker

[drowsy walrus]

[faint falcon]

We're host to no Warp entities here. Don't think you'll get away with standing behind me while I read about men kissing...

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/megan-interesting-gif-14176736

me the psyker who already knows

[faint falcon]

Since there's no threat, back to reading...

[olive condor]

fck this is a good one

[maiden ether]

WHAT THE FUCK IS TRAXIS 12???

[hollow rover]

Traxis... 12?

YEAH

TRAXIS-12

[storm hemlock]

look at him go

[desert chasm]

Dude is skedaddling

[grand ferry]

i think the door broke

and a little bit of space time

[storm hemlock]

this door is known for it

[pearl nymph]

they brought it back with the new map update

[pearl nymph]

Real

I saw that once

[pastel timber]

Dreg Bomber stood there like this: 🧍‍♂️

[grand ferry]

there was a ball of groaners stuck at the edge then someone killed them

[pastel timber]

I've seen the bug before personally, but seeing the Dreg Bomber stood there confused is funny.

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/9Mrt6Wh

[serene chasm]

the ogryns pickaxe sprint is so goofy when you see someone do it

you look like an ork

[coarse python]

His slide is goofier

[mystic dirge]

never heard an ogryn say this before

in my head thats a fairy tale they get told when young

[pale locust]

FS likes to sneak in new voice lines
all of my Zealot's prayer voice lines got replaced :/

[mystic dirge]

*recquisitioned

[green heron]

All of their voicelines got replaced, did they not?

[serene chasm]

for prayer mayb, but i heard some new little lines too.

the ogryn trapper line is old

[mystic dirge]

only correct way to press buttons

slap

[dry dirge]

I bet Ogryn's slap is so strong that it would be possible to scalp your whole face with his palm with that strong impact

[coarse python]

With the right talent you can make his bitch slap bleed

[dry dirge]

Bro slapping everyone at Tertium city

[pale locust]

I like to use my smite to hotwire the elevator

[coarse python]

Theres quite a few leman russ demolishers nearby, maybe hotwire those

[dry dirge]

I like that Strike Team isn't alone because rest of Imperial Forces are there as well to fight heresy

[coarse python]

Its nice to feel like a team effort, in VT2 it felt kinda lonely despite the implied inhabitants of the city

Now if only DT players feel the same

[pale locust]

in most cases the Ubersreik Five are late to the rescue, narratively explained as us seeing the aftermath of the invasion
though there are cases where other NPCs could have been seen, like how the Keep gets visited by people in the chronicles or Fort Brachsenbruke being under active siege with people shooting cannons and stuff

where Catrinne Fatshark

[green heron]

Oh she's real

[nimble stag]

She’s lowkey cute

They should add anmasec to the game like a stimm, and when a zealot takes it he just goes into a drunken rage, but your only allowed to use fists, also enables friendly fire so some unsuspecting psyker could get a haymaker to the jaw

[storm hemlock]

a quiet drink

[nimble stag]

Fuck where’s that meme I made a couple months back…

Here

Zealot gets sloppy drunk and proceeds to shit himself in the veterans hab

[ripe topaz]

literally lost his shit

[dry dirge]

Bro leaving a hot steamer

[mystic dirge]

just normal nurgle plague effects

[ripe topaz]

are those the new Balenciaga runway models?

[scenic cosmos]

yes

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ikUSyIvlz5LbsA4qH/d13376qSrQAT?invite=cr-MSxBV2MsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-U_EdHkncE

[drowsy walrus]

i would like to hear the "stop think naughty thoughts about the other Pysker" line i heard once. the most awkward elevator ride, because i was the other psyker in question. and the veteran and the zealot were staring at eachother in awkward silence.

i think my psyker and i had our souls leave our body

[scenic cosmos]

surrounded by three ogryns

[serene chasm]

better not have the g reflex, good luck.

[scenic cosmos]

three voidstrike users and a gun psyker

[twilit bane]

that name... i see him everywhere

[pearl nymph]

lol

where is his twin

[twilit bane]

no idea mans flying solo tonight as it seems

i even played with him once the dude is good but will ping spam if he gets trapped or dogged until he gets rescued or dc/rec

[pearl nymph]

Yeah, I know him

Average naked user though

No class

[half venture]

which headgear is that Ogryn wearing🤔

[wet matrix]

Why do the pc players get all the cool glitches wtf

All i get is crashes and the occasional sliding character

[drowsy walrus]

this is still my favorite

teehee psyker no head

[serene chasm]

no head, thus no 🧠 . next logical step is to play a gun psyker. 🔫

[drowsy walrus]

i administer electroshock therapy to heretics, i don't need a gun 😎

[faint falcon]

Wait do people think gun psyker is easier

[serene chasm]

tbf i play a gunpsyker because i main veteran

i cant be asked to play staff

i still complain when i see a gun psyker because those useless little fucks steal my emperor given ammunition

[faint falcon]

I feel like staff builds are easier due to lack of ammo and how easy and straightforward all those builds are

[pearl nymph]

and how op staffs are

[serene chasm]

i just use revolver, makes my life easier

[faint falcon]

Yeah staves are somehow the more braindead option

dunno how they managed that

pretty fun though

[drowsy walrus]

except for this staff

[serene chasm]

fatshark balance at its peak

[faint falcon]

That one is the easiest to wrangle

[drowsy walrus]

emperor likes me less

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gattuso-sometimes-maybe-good-sometimes-maybe-shit-gattuso-sometimes-maybe-good-sometimes-maybe-shit-gif-25773176

[faint falcon]

Brain burst build with kinetic flayer on purgie staff

very memes

[serene chasm]

branie burstie is the only one i use

[pearl nymph]

the 15 second cooldown though

very sad

[half venture]

over a year old, but gold

[pearl nymph]

I love group photos

[faint falcon]

I usually use assail or smite because funny rock or silly lightning

[serene chasm]

hate the fucking astrology crystals

cheeks

[faint falcon]

Kidney stones

[serene chasm]

here let me read you your future! oh no, its says you're going to die!

[faint falcon]

now I kinda wanna play when I get home....

[serene chasm]

this is the type of shit youd see on a 🇵 orn site as an ad.

[pearl nymph]

Group photo

👍

[serene chasm]

smoking hot rejects near you!

[faint falcon]

You don't have to be lonely
on Prisoners Only

dot corn

[serene chasm]

im saving that shit

[faint falcon]

flexes my arms

[serene chasm]

💪

literally me rn

[faint falcon]

Wolfer go grrrrr

he definitely has a fursona

it's a buff anthro pox hound

[serene chasm]

i dunno what his fursona would be

[drowsy walrus]

woth like a shit ton of scars

that or a wolf

[serene chasm]

but i can see him going GRRRRRRR

probably barking at morrow when he's out of witty come backs

[faint falcon]

didn't you hear on one of the carnival missions where he growls in frustration at his forces losing

[serene chasm]

omg morrow and wolfer barking at each other

i need to draw that

[faint falcon]

BARK FOR ME, STUPID OLD MEN

they need to fight

[serene chasm]

he growls on the regular, thats why i used it in my piece

[serene chasm]

🍆

[pearl nymph]

happy

[green heron]

A human emotion

[faint falcon]

it happens

you know they didn't have to be that detailed on the package but they did it anyway

brave

Bold

[serene chasm]

i hate seeing other people happy, it makes me want to growl in frustration like wolfer

grrrrrrr bork bork bork

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-transforming-alpha-wolf-gif-6432736498821284148

[serene chasm]

what the fuck is thaaaaaaaaaaat

lmao

[faint falcon]

Thanks Tenor I hate it

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doorbell-yapping-dog-at-doorbell-dog-barking-at-doorbell-gif-24660465

[serene chasm]

doge

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-kiss-gif-14874188

[serene chasm]

thats funny but mostly very disgusting

she tried to kiss him and got swallowed

[faint falcon]

this is how I wanna treat guardsmen and vets

big bite

[serene chasm]

dayum ok

[drowsy walrus]

vets can get eat

[serene chasm]

psykers first

[faint falcon]

I could bite psykers too

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/black-dog-dog-dog-bite-bite-crazy-gif-10076790192838665171

[faint falcon]

I'll bite zealots.

[serene chasm]

i think they'd bite back

[faint falcon]

good

[serene chasm]

the agitator would go feral

[faint falcon]

GOOD GOOD GOOD

I would own that nerd in a fight though

[serene chasm]

he sounds skinny and probably very lightweight

🪶

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cayde-dachshund-dachshund-puppies-sausage-sausage-dog-gif-25899318

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spinning-hanging-out-with-gif-22184626

[faint falcon]

holy fuck that thing looks soft

[scenic cosmos]

I like these cutscenes without the black bars

[faint falcon]

me too....

[scenic cosmos]

I want my screen to be fully used

and I finally made my psyker the shortest one in my operator selection

[serene chasm]

me too lol, everyone is max height but my psyker is tiny

[drowsy walrus]

max'd my psyker but everyone else is short

[desert chasm]

my Vet is my shortest character lol

[serene chasm]

heresy

shoutout to all my short kangs 👑

[scenic cosmos]

smolest warp ied bomber

will totally not accidentally kill you when you initate a hug

[scenic cosmos]

canonical male savant height be like

[tacit hinge]

staircase

i like hjow the ogryn is always so much further back so he doesnt dwarf the team

[scenic cosmos]

or because of the fragging black bars the cutscene has

smh black bars preventing the ogryn's true height else his forehead gets cut off

[twilit bane]

male savant
bodyguard
male cut throat
female judge
True cannon team

[pale locust]

in the earliest cinematic trailers the zealot was a female agitator
but I do recall her having a female judge voice in a gameplay trailer

[twilit bane]

everything is canon

[maiden ether]

Was does he have a power sword lmao

[scenic cosmos]

oh fuck you're right lmao

he has a power sword for some reason

[twilit bane]

power force blaze sword

[scenic cosmos]

clearly this is some psyker who has earned so much trust he's the only one with a power sword

[scenic cosmos]

I think the ogryn in the summer games fest trailer uses the bully voice

[twilit bane]

one empowered attack with both warp and electricity imagine

[scenic cosmos]

he also couldn't make up his mind whether he wants to wear gloves or not

[twilit bane]

all my homies hate gloves

i have hand tats for a reason

[scenic cosmos]

only my psyker doesn't wear gloves

fatshark pls give more barehanded cosmetic options for psyker

[maiden ether]

truly the og team

[scenic cosmos]

rip the og team

[quasi surge]

All vet team, dies horribly the first time a mini boss shows up

Checks out

[scenic cosmos]

unless one of them has krak nades

actually does krak nades exist prior to the class overhaul

[maiden ether]

they accidentally did a lights out auric maelstorm mission instead of malice

[maiden ether]

it was just the frag

[scenic cosmos]

oh fuck then they're dead lmao

shredder can't do shit against mini bosses

[maiden ether]

need more moebian 21st cosmetics

[green heron]

One of them has plasma gun, maybe they just suck

[scenic cosmos]

using stims with motion blur enabled be like

now I know why I turn off motion blur in most games

[drowsy walrus]

All zealots is good. And all Psykers can work if every Psyker is built different

[maiden ether]

the stims effect is ass ngl

[scenic cosmos]

tell me about it

thank god for the option of turning it off

[desert chasm]

Disable Screen Effects mod my beloved

[pale locust]

the piss filter

be careful what you snatch off the street

[drowsy walrus]

Remember kids, drugs are bad

[scenic cosmos]

the blue stims has you hear the screams of the damned while hopped up on melee speed

so much so you'd start to wonder if you became a psyker by simply injecting a drug

[scenic cosmos]

What about all ogryn

[near adder]

Very fun, ammo’s a lil few n far between but that’s a given with some maps

Rocked a all Ogryn a few sessions ago in a pub, shockingly we all had twin stubbas so it was almost a shooting gallery

[drowsy walrus]

absolute Heretic wipeout

they no longer exist.

[quasi surge]

We are playing the most busted ogryns in all of 40k

We can fix a servo device

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ikSDQkZsROTZ77X-I/d13379YVxAVD?invite=cr-MSxNR00sMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[delicate mantle]

don't see an issue ngl

[devout tapir]

exactly, gets the blood flowin'

[dawn patrol]

Impressive, but where's the impact of that Achlys

[full cypress]

We had people get toxic/whiny about the color coding of the syringes once.

imo this is like the most inconsequential thing but hey

[mental sparrow]

so cadians are manlets yeah. time to adjust my vet

[bold wharf]

Cadian Guardsmen Squad ?

[full cypress]

Just a Cadian, a dwarven one at that too

[wheat phoenix]

Cadian (derogetory)

[drowsy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-theoffice-freerunning-gif-5128248

[pastel timber]

Pic from my friend Wetpet's perspective. True nightmare fuel. Zealout went down and full died in 5 seconds.

[drowsy walrus]

he's got human teeth

[full cypress]

As any Zealot deserves tbh

[scarlet spire]

photoshop lil bro with pearly whites

[pearl nymph]

@green heron

Do you have a smiling dog?

[pastel timber]

Yeah, I'm still not super sure why he dove. Honestly.

[full cypress]

He heard the Emperor calling him probably

[spring sail]

darktide redditor

[soft ingot]

Loads of skitarii looks

[soft ingot]

@faint falcon might wanna see this.

[faint falcon]

already did

[fresh oar]

whoo hoo

[soft ingot]

Good work!

[latent narwhal]

👏 🎉 ✊

[ripe topaz]

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPp6b_8PPo&

[scenic cosmos]

try enabling motion blur, inject any stim thatt isn't green and erratically swing your mouse and move around

it inhibits your vision so badly especially when in a heat of moment

[subtle garden]

The Savlar Chemdogs beg to differ

[mystic dirge]

Long term use of stims may result in constipation, dizziness, skin rashes, heart arrhythmia, Cadia exploding (again), and mild nausea

Consult your local commissariat to see if stims are right for you

[green heron]

I’ll photoshop him later with perfect Hollywood teeth

For now he has a crooked but honest smile

[serene chasm]

heresy or nah

[mystic dirge]

Heresy because of the superfluous mag well

Report to Hadron for "human resource repurposing"

[west crystal]

Could be a Combi Longlas/Balistic Stubber

[full cypress]

Definitely brutalist enough style-wise to fit to 40k

though the mag is absolutely unholy

[west crystal]

Not like there isn't something like that in 40k

[serene chasm]

those mags are a personal preference of mine

the whole gun is detail-less and blocky enough to be in 40k

[full cypress]

Yep hence my brutalist comment so it works 👌

[serene chasm]

Guns description is now: Approved and Sanctioned by Dilara

[scenic cosmos]

beast of nurgle door stuck moment

(it literally got stuck)

[wet flax]

Perfect, we'll know who to hold accountable for the illegal authorisation of this tech-heresy

[serene chasm]

exactly, ill just blame dilara for all my heretical creations.

[mystic dirge]

Jagathai Khan in disguise

[scenic cosmos]

indeed

[drowsy walrus]

He’s perfect

[full cypress]

lmao took me a second to notice that is great

[serene chasm]

Ms Paint never falters.

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminatus-heresy-press-button-gif-14019318

very satisfying acrobatics there mutie

this seems fine

[west crystal]

people using mods that aren't allowed

[green heron]

This is horrifying

[west crystal]

Diglett looking dude

[mystic dirge]

turns out at least 1 of them is griefing too

[serene chasm]

this thing, and dave the guard in the background

[pearl nymph]

naked man how

[serene chasm]

bro is caked up 🎂

[serene chasm]

made this a while back and posted it on reddit, no clue if i posted it in here.

[faint falcon]

Diglett evolved into Dugtrio

[scenic cosmos]

I gave in to the weapon customization mod, sortof

you will now accuse me of hypocrisy

[mystic dirge]

the clipping round plate at the barrel

[drowsy walrus]

hope that helps!

[pearl nymph]

: 3

[drowsy walrus]

[azure rover]

what the hell

[pearl nymph]

its the : 3

[snow orchid]

You give me a very creepy vibe I don't like

[azure rover]

pretty sure the pink head isn't a mod, just a bug they're working on fixing

[pearl nymph]

: 3

[azure rover]

would be pretty funny if it was a mod though

[azure rover]

this must be the hidden 5th class

fatshark putting in work

[mystic dirge]

he looks angry

[snow orchid]

Mean mugging

[azure rover]

looks lore accurate to me

[soft ingot]

I can see that an ogryn did that

[pearl nymph]

Me

[pale locust]

on that same mission we also had a duplicated power cell for some reason

[pearl nymph]

They smoky

[pale locust]

and this

cursed match

[pearl nymph]

The door bug they brought back

[serene chasm]

vakjum kapsul

[pearl nymph]

Funny

Vacuum capsule

[scenic cosmos]

funny

in one of my matches, a beast of nurgle got stuck between it

it literally couldn't do anything

[pale locust]

I have no idea how he got stuck holding an invisible power cell but we fixed it by blowing him up

sadly the cell disappeared as a result, or maybe it wasn't there at all

[pearl nymph]

the power cell was the friends we made along the way

[scenic cosmos]

what taking a lot of stims does to a reject

[mystic dirge]

i had 2 power cells in the storage vault once, for a total of 4, so we took the superfluous one with us into the valkyrie. just to mess with Masozi

[scenic cosmos]

vet and ogryn pairs

[fresh oar]

You redid the gnome mission in L4D, nice

[serene chasm]

has this happened to anyone else? never had to do all the objectives here lol.

got some ugly karker pics too

[full cypress]

Its a new addition and how the level is from now on

i like it, it definitely makes the first phase a bit more longer than just "lol go push 2 buttons"

[serene chasm]

yeah thats nice

[versed anvil]

The heretics learned how to turn on all the sky fire at the same time!

[serene chasm]

what is this pricing?

[pearl nymph]

atleast 2

[serene chasm]

huh

[vital hull]

you just noticed

this already happened a lot of times

pricing is a mess

2400 bundle of cosmetics worth seperatly (2700,3000,3300)

[serene chasm]

classic fatshark shop bullshit

[pale locust]

remember when bundles were sold with weapon skins? I remember

[serene chasm]

i think thats classified now, and they probably lost the technology to do that.

[pale locust]

cough cough ran out of weapon skins

we forced them to remove the 2100 bundle, as a result we still pay up

[vital hull]

but current bundles are 2100 or you mean aquila bundle?

[serene chasm]

😭

the one dude in charge of the prices is a real legend, just decided to discount the cadians for no reason at all

[vital hull]

but they were originally 2100

nothing changed

for the current rotation

they have the same prices as when they initially released

[vital hull]

pricing is apparently done by one of Tencent companies Level Infinite

[serene chasm]

mmm

makes sense

[pale locust]

iirc bundles costed 2400, closest aquilla bundle was 300 units short, so you were forced to buy the 800 one

[vital hull]

I got screenshot of that

[pale locust]

yep, glad that got dealt with

[vital hull]

immortalised in the wall of infamy

[pale locust]

now you get to buy the bundles, but the side helmet costs extra and the weapon skin too

[vital hull]

it's a very nice steam banner for Darktide

we also had more on a single page back then

[green heron]

Too many options, I'm overwhelmed

[wet flax]

It's insane to me that they monitised those trash weapon skins instead of filling the commissary shop with them

Actually wtf

[pearl nymph]

]

HamSandwiches

[wet flax]

SamHandwiches

[ripe topaz]

hamsch

[scenic cosmos]

he kneel

[pearl nymph]

I've fallen

and I can't get up

[daring plume]

krill issue

[pearl nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153279327513886770/1260622985673445426/yes.gif

[safe kiln]

the 4 ogryns when they all brought the skullbreaker aura.

[spice pendant]

i crushed a little on Sister Hestia Prine ngl 😅

[vital hull]

These were a better offer than some of the recent weapon skins they sold( Red reaper, current Thunderhammer)

[spice pendant]

@coarse python wut ? she's a cutie 😁

[wet flax]

lmao

More than twice the price

[serene chasm]

yep

10/10 pricing, its the addition of the camo guys that must be it

[coarse python]

I fucking knew it, Lohner is still running the commodores shop.

[serene chasm]

bruh, lohner had better prices and cosmetics than this

[spice pendant]

still spotting the store for some ogryn beret

[wheat phoenix]

Imagine if we could earn Aquila through gameplay like Silver from vt2

[spice pendant]

i want that beret

[dry dirge]

Bro has so many chins that it looks like he looking over a pile of pancakes

[mystic dirge]

that'll teach me to help somebody up

[mystic dirge]

its just jeremy clarkson calm down

[dry dirge]

😂

[serene chasm]

wont happen

[west crystal]

Silver in vt2 isn't a paid currency. It's more like the Dockets

Prem cosmetics in Vt2 are direct payment

[limpid falcon]

no good deed goes unpunished

[full cypress]

Looney Tunes ahh death

[serene chasm]

thats why you leave them to hang and go collect plasteel instead of helping

and then hit em with the-

https://tenor.com/view/im-only-human-im-only-human-after-all-im-only-human-after-all-spinning-gif-im-only-human-spinning-gif-rory-charles-gif-27618185

im only humaaaaaaaan after aaaaaaall, dont put the blame on meeeeeeeeeeeee

as i stuff my pockets with

[faint falcon]

NEW VERSION.....

@soft ingot

[mellow compass]

the twins coming up to the scab mauler 💀

[soft ingot]

YES YES YES

[soft ingot]

I give to you my unwavering loyalty

[storm hemlock]

this one is at least a week old

[faint falcon]

I haven't seen it yet

Some of us have both jobs and hobbies you know (joking)

[storm hemlock]

don't out me like that, damn

[faint falcon]

man.

[dawn patrol]

Caught one napping

[faint falcon]

Saturday'd too hard

[jolly shuttle]

Lmao

Literally first one asleep at the sleepover

[ripe topaz]

bro looks like he is going to prank the sleeping mauler

[faint falcon]

Smacking them with an electric baton
"JUST A PRANK BRO"

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/doo-doo-doo-meme-funny-fat-man-dancing-dat-gif-17953470669456747650

when i see the step mauler sleeping on duty

[twilit bane]

huh

who also got them all in one place yesterday?

[faint falcon]

looks like there might be a bug with power cell and other related items spawning

[twilit bane]

🤔

i havent noticed anything else

[faint falcon]

A couple people had multiple power cells for medicae stations show up

[dawn patrol]

They probably respawned there

[desert chasm]

poor bastard fell for so long i thought he was gonna have to dc

[pearl nymph]

That's me at the end of every mission

gotta jump off the map, explore the unknown

[safe kiln]

Me with my 'no deaths' weekly

[serene chasm]

9pm gaming be like. 🗿 marked it as spoiler just incase

[full cypress]

Hes gonna do the finger

[serene chasm]

Epic

[coarse python]

Guy named finger

[scarlet spire]

we're a thousand miles from rations
we 'ave traveled through the warp

[twilit bane]

AAAAAA SUPER HERO LANDING

totally calculated i knew id have 2 hp left thus not proc until death

[full cypress]

Well that was horrifying

[delicate mantle]

now i wonder, does anyone do level speedruns? because that fall seems like it would be a potential "time save"

[full cypress]

Yeah they do

usually tryhard knife zealots though

[twilit bane]

other way round it was shut down

also theres plenty of forbidden dropdown tech

[delicate mantle]

meant like solo or somethin

[faint falcon]

[twilit bane]

like this for example #ogryn-class message

it got patched tho

pretty sure it was because i posted it here

[dawn patrol]

Something something this area

[pearl nymph]

I love side dodging off that area and landing on the roofs

Assassination Creed style dropdown

[modern pumice]

That a picture of Hadron?

[modern pumice]

Ah, okay. I was mainly messin' with the Magos, as a joke.

[faint falcon]

Yes.

[modern pumice]

Dare I ask what you do with it?

[faint falcon]

I do not understand the question.

[modern pumice]

Nevermind mate. Meant to be a joke but it was kinda ruined. No worries.

[faint falcon]

Huh? What?

Don't be upset. There's nothing to be upset about. There's probably worse to be upset about, such as the fact you'll be eating expired corpse starch for the next week.

It's only a month expired.

[modern pumice]

That's all? Damn, I'm lucky then.

[faint falcon]

Maybe it'll make it taste better.

[modern pumice]

Was just gonna ask what you do with a picture of Hadron when you're not working.

[faint falcon]

I'm supposed to do something with it besides filing it in a cogitator?

[modern pumice]

sighs Na mate. Just that.

[faint falcon]

Wait a minute.

Ah. I wouldn't use it for that.

I have other ideas and methods. Trust the process.

[modern pumice]

🤣

[scarlet spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/861895117458767902/1266889036518133804/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.07.26_-_20.40.48.03.DVR.mp4?ex=66a6c9db&is=66a5785b&hm=6c964d71596d106a48fb1ad843f3107a8ec993248b3db2c6a81a15b649af0e42&

[faint falcon]

And for my next trick, to make a noble's expensive cheese order mysteriously disappear...

[wet matrix]

Is your profile fucking kiryu grugzuma

Thats amazing

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ilNJ3NBf6XwJmkeH2/d1337s4IGGNY?invite=cr-MSxXREwsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[mental sparrow]

BIG poke

[drowsy walrus]

last match was a little... lopsided

i'm celeste

[pearl nymph]

Hi celeste

[drowsy walrus]

can i interest you in some pizza?

[pearl nymph]

oh

pizza

[drowsy walrus]

[pearl nymph]

pizza for one

[drowsy walrus]

if i could, i'd hand out mini pizzas aboard the mourningstar

get a neat little pizza warmer, blessed by the omnisiah

Emperor's Pizza or something

boost morale, y'know?

[pearl nymph]

That would be amazing

[dreamy olive]

California compliant laser rifle

[muted violet]

not even

temu helbore

[dreamy olive]

[ripe topaz]

it's kind of cool

[dreamy olive]

helbore's a type of laser rifle, inni't?

[muted violet]

credit for this joke goes to @supple belfry

[pearl nymph]

tf

I said that first

in vc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153279327513886770/1260622985673445426/yes.gif

[wet matrix]

Yes

[mystic dirge]

"CHECK THERE"
"nooo"

poor bastard ☠️

[pure scaffold]

this is BS

[wheat phoenix]

True

[storm hemlock]

it was done as a responce to people getting mad that other people would try to complete some of these penances in the public lobby, disrupting the game

[scenic cosmos]

the psyker brainburst private penance tho, agh

[pale locust]

they gave these penances a lock, but not to the new ones that incentivize ragequitting lol

[full cypress]

They are nowhere near as bad as some of the launch penances tbh lol

that headburst one is pure cancer

[pale locust]

FS was really cooking with those ones ngl

reminds me of that one V2 achievement for WP that requires you to exploit enemy pathfinding and camp in one weird spot on Into The Nest

[scenic cosmos]

wasn't there during launch but I can really feel that some penances still favor being selfish lmao

[pale locust]

or how the V1 secret mission has a puzzle that's so convoluted it'd make modern FS blush

[full cypress]

Vermintide ones were another tier of cancer

death to every single one of them

🙏

[pale locust]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=973128579

[scenic cosmos]

he kneel again

[full cypress]

Ragdolled 😔

[scenic cosmos]

wonder what happened to his head

[scenic cosmos]

all its missing is source engine ragdoll sound effects

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-ragdoll-police-fail-hurt-gif-16557095

the ragdoll physics in this game are legit amazing tho ngl

i love how when you kill enemies when they are doing mid-swings or mid-motion their weight actually carries them in that direction they were heading/swinging towards

or well just thunder-hammer kills in general

[scenic cosmos]

thunder-hammer needs to yeet corpses more

[full cypress]

best i can do is 2 meters

[scenic cosmos]

or the classic

their head stretching when you headshot them

i.e. the payday 2 ragdoll limb stretch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqb17XGGw

[full cypress]

god you had to remind me

[scenic cosmos]

this is magical

trapper begone

[full cypress]

[scenic cosmos]

lore accurate thunder hammer

yeet anyone at mach 5 speed

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/m95BJFN

[latent narwhal]

can other people see the crazy ragdoll or is it just clientside?

[scenic cosmos]

clientside

I think

especially since the graphics option has a max ragdoll limit option

[pale locust]

mods aren't allowed to be server-side as per guidelines

[storm hemlock]

you can notice it quite well when you kill a bomber when he's mid-swing, always extremely satisfying to see

[full cypress]

Yeah its fucking great, same with mid-swing enemies like bruisers/mutants too where if they are doing a downwards-to-upwards strike at you they'll fly forward with that arm stretched

[scenic cosmos]

yep, which is why I took out the weapon custom mod shortly after giving it a whim at the meat grinder

that and I heard its really unstable, and I don't wanna risk a mid-game crash so lmao

[full cypress]

Its not the most unstable mod but its updating is not too regular iirc

[full cypress]

I used it a lot for a year before kinda dropping it

[scenic cosmos]

did this to the lasgun to complement the cover art vet cosmetic

which is criminal that it's anointed instead of transcendent

also particularly miffed that if one would make the lasgun use cobalt colors they need to shill out real money

[mystic dirge]

round plate on the left clipping through the barrel

[scenic cosmos]

yep lmao

did like aiming it without the sights, its just a bummer I took out this mod shortly after hearing its stability issues

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[dry dirge]

What in Emperor's name is that name? 😂 😂

Dr.Cumstain

[serene chasm]

xboxers am i right

[pale locust]

the joke is sex #2493

[serene chasm]

Bort ( Dr.Cumstain): for the emprah

[dry dirge]

People always come up with funny nicknames xD my second Ogryn character is called Sausage

[scenic cosmos]

I'm not even particularly creative with my operator names

that being said god I wish we can have spaces on our operator names

[coarse python]

I cant imagine most people are

[mystic dirge]

the first ogryn to come up with the name WernerHerzogryn deserves extra rashuns

[scenic cosmos]

injecting blue stims makes you hear the screams of the warp

[coarse python]

This is what the sane people want you to take to be one of them

[serene chasm]

Bro stabbed himself with the Blueberry red-bull stim straight into the heart, no wonder hes tweaking

[scenic cosmos]

he isn't called moron for no reason

[full cypress]

I think those screams are from r/darktide but basically the same thing

[west crystal]

Not whiny enough

[fathom rover]

I’m RashunsConnoisseur

[drowsy walrus]

Now everyone can experience being a Psyker! Fun for the whole family!

[scenic cosmos]

indeed

[median marsh]

my second ogryn is Butcher-Pete

his only melee is the cleavers

[serene chasm]

guess what this austrian ogryns name is 🇦🇹

[median marsh]

something austrian probably

[storm hemlock]

Mr. Iron

[ripe topaz]

Rashonizer

Judge Grut?

[twilit bane]

Eggie hogryn
Halfgore Bjorgryn(son)
Roggie Cogryn

[serene chasm]

its arnold but ok

i thought someone knew wtf pumping iron was

guess not

[twilit bane]

i cant rhyme ARNOLD SHCHVEWITZNSWITCHWITZ with ogryn

legit undoable

[serene chasm]

his name is just arnold

[mystic dirge]

Arnold Ogrynegger

Boom

[serene chasm]

[twilit bane]

yeah

[mellow compass]

if youre cold, theyre cold. bring him with you

[serene chasm]

fren

[serene chasm]

most wholesome 40k moment

[mellow compass]

uppies!!!

[green heron]

Are the twins just really tall or is Runt 4' 1?

[serene chasm]

both lol

twins are almost or exactly ogryn tall and runt is the smolest

[mellow compass]

runt is canonically 4'9 so smaller than in game . and twins are just that big. itss kind of silly but i love it xD

[mellow compass]

twins with the smallest human height and tallest ogryn height

[scenic cosmos]

someone in the moebian 6th must have used a resizer tool from gmod for these twins

[green heron]

Jesus, they are tall

[mossy coral]

Chaos corruption and eugenics of the nobility etc.

[green heron]

They'd be pretty good at basketball

[mellow compass]

twins basketball edit when?

[green heron]

theres no flavour, without sport!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-gif-21755298

[mellow compass]

Moebian VI vs The Loyalists

Meet you at the Cauldron

[drowsy walrus]

I honestly hate the twins for one reason. Rinda targets me every time. Seriously. If you’re gonna beat the shit out of my Psyker, at least take me to dinner first.

And he’s just a pansy ass.

[mellow compass]

lol, you are dinner

[scenic cosmos]

Vandalize starts playing

I still wish I knew how i managed to trigger this visual glitch

[mellow compass]

LOOOOOL

Im impressed and scared you edited that so quickly

[median marsh]

yucky

[pale locust]

@full cypress

[mellow compass]

im laughing so hard

[green heron]

Rodin is just having a good time watching Rinda score some hoops

[full cypress]

As a girl with 3 older brothers this speaks to my soul

[ripe topaz]

based rinda

[faint falcon]

Rinda MVP

[mellow compass]

Please Please Please PLease Please Please Please Please Plz Please pleas bring Karnak Twins back to missions

[faint falcon]

could have them be similar to assassination targets but spawn like regular monstrosities

except these guys shoot :)

[twilit bane]

Ill even take random scab captains in missions

just something that isnt BoNBoN

[scenic cosmos]

nope sorry you get chaos spawn instead lol

[mellow compass]

no scaab captain will fill the void.. it's not the same without them ....

[green heron]

They could either come back as a modifier for maelstrom, or they're just completely reimplemented for every mission lol
The latter is the best choice 😎

[serene chasm]

id like to see my OC go out hunting rejects lol

[faint falcon]

I'd like to fight that

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-kill-you-kill-cat-gif-22236217

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wrestling-cat-choking-cats-fighting-cat-meme-gif-4366151393057216025

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/beetle-fly-you-died-gif-11007386

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/you-died-cat-comedy-funny-shaky-cat-crawling-cat-gif-21392489

[ripe topaz]

so many toysss

[scenic cosmos]

go big man, take his lunch money

[desert chasm]

no way

[full cypress]

We have Immortan Joe at home 😭

[coarse python]

Immortan Joe if he was sexy

[dusty echo]

Keep or throw away?

[delicate mantle]

yes

[grave granite]

oh no please dont leave

[pearl nymph]

skydiving

[muted violet]

bye have a wonderful time

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-fall-no-window-gif-13629532

[twilit bane]

so tru

[blissful birch]

Mf that’s a chaos commander

[pearl nymph]

me and the bois at the mission board

[pearl nymph]

homie swallowed a soda can

[pure scaffold]

well it locks out larger achievements. since we cant solo start a private game its broken AF and they should fix them or get rid of them.

[storm hemlock]

They definitely should do something about it

[storm hemlock]

wear some fancier underwear

[pearl nymph]

trying

its hard to find some good ones on Atoma

[green heron]

Next mission: liberate the Old Navy

[green heron]

Oh ok

[pearl nymph]

feddy 5 nite?

[green heron]

or or o ro or ro

[meager elm]

oooo a bell

[scarlet spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322862564016914462/1267278185276379316/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.07.28_-_20.23.50.03.DVR.mp4?ex=66a83448&is=66a6e2c8&hm=611e50ba93237da990018b14ef729d1c8881d7e63c4c11d12b6d95cfef8da580&

[meager elm]

awesome monster fight i promise

brave mutant runs through fire and horde to throw a veteran into fire

[wheat phoenix]

Hol up. Is that the great rift? Or is it just some purple nebula?

[faint falcon]

Pretty sure that's the rift yeah

[dawn patrol]

When you're trying not to laugh and your friend look at you like this

[pearl nymph]

Mybeloved

[drowsy walrus]

don't even know where to start with this awesome motley crew

[latent narwhal]

Fanatic or Judge voice for a Sister type vibe, which fits more do you think?

meant to ask this in zealot chat but hey

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer40k-warhammer40k-heresy-detected-warhammer40k-space-marines-gif-26543746

[latent narwhal]

aw fuck its the ultramarines, look out guys, they might recite the codex at us

gets my face turned into paste

[faint falcon]

how many of them are hiding eldar girlfriends

[mellow compass]

average sibling interaction

[pearl nymph]

irl sibling moment

[granite aspen]

[pearl nymph]

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LpHK5xn_eE

[pearl nymph]

Friend in a box

[meager elm]

who the hell

[pearl nymph]

A freak

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/splice-look-stare-angry-gif-11992462

[wet flax]

Agitator 100%

[subtle garden]

I like the Agitator voice as they give off this "holier than thou" vibe but most of the time can't back up those words

[sacred ermine]

Or i have this rendition

[wet matrix]

Know this was a while ago but fanatic fits best

[dry dirge]

I don't know if this is good with only 2 strong hits with pickaxe, I was curious and I didn't expect to deliver such devastating damage

Difficulty is set to Damnation just for curiousity

[full cypress]

the pickaxes hit like a fucking truck with some of the right options

[pale locust]

get Thrust on it and watch it decimate everything in one hit except Crushers
but a crusher takes secondary dmg from your teammates, so in practice it pretty much is a oneshot

the +60% raw power boost lets you do a lot of things in this game breakpoint-wise lol

[dry dirge]

Thrust, that was the blessing?

[dry dirge]

I haven't played much with modification on weapons regarding perks and blessings, I hope Hadron has option where I can salvage weapons just for blessings or re-roll blessings for my melee

[coarse island]

the middle class pickaxe also onehits crushers with slaughterer and rampage stacks full

maybe even with 4/5 stacks

but thrust is always a good option, often the best

[scenic cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpsKSJge6TU&list=PLmkEh3xGm_qidTbK_P6HvV7JLkgm_POfC&index=1

[dry dirge]

When you are knocked down by 5 crushers and bots are struggling in the back :

[serene chasm]

maulers taking turns

[pearl nymph]

I love it

[pearl nymph]

but where is rodin

[pale locust]

as good as Zola memes can get

[mellow compass]

this is ms rinda slander and i wont accept it

[faint falcon]

He's at my place

[faint falcon]

High risk. High reward

Man. Who said that....

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNRHKApGXU

[faint falcon]

also it's much harder to be a deadbeat mother than it is to be a deadbeat dad, really have to commend her on that

[dawn patrol]

They are pointing and laughing

[unique galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-kermit-gif-7287988

[faint falcon]

cool fit

[balmy ginkgo]

I love the little details they put into everything. Look at that torn up zipper

[faint falcon]

yeah it's fun to look for every bit of wear and tear sometimes

[soft ingot]

I wish i was on pc to stop crashing.

[balmy ginkgo]

I also wish you were on PC

[scenic cosmos]

vet got fucking yamcha'd

[faint falcon]

This is no time to be taking a nap!

[modern pumice]

But naps are good Magos.

[faint falcon]

You don't have to tell me about it... 💤

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bogue-dead-halloween-gunslinger-rpg-gif-12466190

[mystic dirge]

cutthroat canonically stinks 😦

[serene chasm]

didnt know cutthroat was freaky like that

[drowsy walrus]

oh deer

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-oh-oh-dear-gif-13290133576044791105

[wide frigate]

what losing a homeworld does to a mf

[drowsy walrus]

Cadians, amiright?

[serene chasm]

smell of vengeance

ignore this dumb MF doing the forbidden salute or whatever hes up to

[serene chasm]

loose cannon too lmao, all the vets stink

[scenic cosmos]

even professional?

[serene chasm]

line at the mess hall be like

[serene chasm]

didnt get a line from him

[scenic cosmos]

rashuns hall

[serene chasm]

bro behind me is still munching on his previous can of corpse starch

[mystic dirge]

Professional stinks because of his upitty attitude

[meager elm]

gonna hang em on a cliff

worst dog

broke like lego

[faint falcon]

IMAGINE THE SMELL 😤

[faint falcon]

I'd hope so!

[muted violet]

i love this mod so much

[subtle garden]

i played with the funny animator man

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-lock-its-always-sunny-stare-miss-you-looking-gif-18735635

[subtle garden]

don't worry, your secrets are safe

[pale locust]

I appreciate that you switched to a similar outfit of mine when seeing me in the lobby

[subtle garden]

did not even do it for the memes

it's the main drip for now

best part was playing Agitators

at first i recognized your char but thought "nah, must be a coincidence"

[pale locust]

Medrida lived through the times of the 2022 closed beta, been there since the start 💪

[subtle garden]

Played from the closed beta to today, what a turbulent adventure it has been thus far

[maiden ether]

Played during the open beta, it was such a rush to be the first vet with the helm and mask combo

well, attempting to get there at least

[subtle garden]

in funny beta fashion my characters were different compared to the "final" release

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

[nimble stag]

when the bot that stuck with you for like the entirety of the mission finally gets replaced

I’ll miss you dickot…

[grand spruce]

Odorous sausage

[mystic dirge]

The real dickots are the friends we lost along the way

[safe kiln]

is this enough plasteel for update or do i need more.

[subtle garden]

only time will tell i suppose

[coarse python]

Humblebragging used to be less obvious

[safe kiln]

gonna need more it is then.

[coarse python]

No actually you need to spend it all for one weapon, duh.

[twilit bane]

im shooting for 2mil dockets 30k plasteel

currently at 1mil dockets 10k plasteel

i spent like 15k tho upgrading and reblessing bricks

my idea is even if i get awful perks those are gonna be free to change and no matter how they change the system ill still keep the good blessings

[scenic cosmos]

I need to stop abusing my plasteel supply

an extension to the yamcha'd vet

that scab melee dude be like: yo dude you good?

[twilit bane]

most plasteel i ever had was 55k

i spent it all on thrust 4

[scenic cosmos]

ow

[versed anvil]

Thrust 4 the what?

[twilit bane]

thrust 4 for thammer

i swear to god that blessing is weighted to have less odds than the rest

[scenic cosmos]

I really want those lasgun skins they're holding

[dry dirge]

😂 😂

[modern helm]

@balmy scaffold you were saying

[balmy scaffold]

Ok so you don’t have a life still doesn’t change my opinion

[coarse island]

Is this some general chat bickering again

[balmy scaffold]

Not really

Just different opinions

[modern helm]

is this enough

[balmy scaffold]

God damn lmao

Nice

[pastel timber]

I'm envious, you have more Plasteel than Diamantine.

[balmy scaffold]

Oh is that rare? I’m almost never running in diamantine on my runs

[pastel timber]

I played during a weird time when Diamantine was common enough to accrue but without enough ways to spend it quickly so I just always have more Diamantine than I do Plasteel.

I genuinely don't really know how it happened, but my ratios for both are weird now.

[pastel timber]

See? I have no idea how this happened.

[pastel timber]

Yeah, I've only got

My thing was I dunno how I ended up with more Diamantine than Plasteel.

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-thats-bait-photoshop-gif-26646069

[twilit bane]

I still have 1.5k hours to catch up then

i think ill be fine

[modern helm]

I have 1500 hours on malice

[twilit bane]

same tbh

well kinda

like 400-500

the dark days before forcing myself to read guides

[muted violet]

this RTO vet guy kinda good at the game ngl

[twilit bane]

hes an nvidia bot

[muted violet]

doubt

[full cypress]

A sleeper agent

[lyric tree]

Rannick we got a traitor in the Mourning Star. no Cap FR FR

[drowsy walrus]

Psykers, man

[dry dirge]

When poxbursters see a strike team :

[full cypress]

honestly mood

[green heron]

Is this enough for the crafting update?

[pearl nymph]

you need atleast 2 plasteel

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/only-game-heff-be-mad-gif-5038541

[drowsy walrus]

Needs more plasteel

[modern helm]

Spend less

Hehe

[hollow rover]

It’s true

[lilac flax]

fondly remembering when a shotgunner dodged my sword by rolling under it

specifically around 10 seconds in

[pale locust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikF_4Q6YU1U

[serene chasm]

hadron convincing you to give her all your plasteel

[green heron]

Trainwrecks viewers after one stream (they can win I swear)

https://tenor.com/view/casino-oldpeople-oldpeopleonslots-slots-vegas-gif-27586086

[scarlet spire]

90% of auric storm survivors quit before they die

[pearl nymph]

playing an A-1-2

had 7 quiters in the first 4 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[pale locust]

meanwhile in V2
played three games in a row with the same group of randoms

there's no beating V2 sometimes, I love this game

[versed anvil]

VT2 has Warrior priest something darktide is sadly still lacking

[soft ingot]

Dead heretics best heretic

[scenic cosmos]

"how was your test exams?"

"shut up i don't want to talk about them."

diagnosis: lung cancer via nurgle hotbox

[storm hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[meager elm]

what

[modern helm]

@broken zinc this you?

[faint falcon]

his mascara is so beautiful

[pearl nymph]

@upper storm

[dawn patrol]

Ah yes, Blade of faith hitbox

[wet matrix]

Well you see he was just having trouble getting up

And his friends third shot hit him in the head

Hitbox is definitely not stupid pls dont look into it

[dawn patrol]

His head popping off with a shot is clean and very wild

[scenic cosmos]

besides don't lasguns can't decap heads?

[scenic cosmos]

clearly its blessed by the emperor

[scarlet spire]

voice effect is like 5 times my volume

[drowsy walrus]

shhh, we're having a meeting

[storm hemlock]

freaky ahh darktide

[pearl nymph]

double twins

[scenic cosmos]

they eepy

[lucid parrot]

Christ how is this

[scenic cosmos]

you can hear reznov from the distance yelling

u n l e a s h t h e d o g s

[lucid parrot]

It was also freeezing like mad so I couldn't shoot or anything

[faint falcon]

creatura

[scenic cosmos]

I really ought to learn how to make a sound mod that plays that soundbyte from WAW