#darktide-pics-vids

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chilly locust
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it literally just means “Mister Crunchy” it’s pretty good, it’s a French ham and cheese sandwich

faint falcon
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scratches mybutt

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What makes it french

chilly locust
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there’s also the Croque-madame which is the same thing but with a poached egg!

chilly locust
faint falcon
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poach egg is when you crack it into boiling water right

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WHAT'S A GRUYERE

chilly locust
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it’s a type of cheese!

faint falcon
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You people are getting way too crazy with food. What ever happened to settling for instant ramen and hot sauce

chilly locust
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I appreciate good food.... is that wrong?

faint falcon
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I've never encountered or heard of any of these in my entire life

faint falcon
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never seen any of them and the google images makes me think they'd be on some Hells Kitchen things

chilly locust
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They’re not bougie though.

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and they’re not hard to make

faint falcon
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I don't think I can even get a gruyere around here

chilly locust
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really?!

odd river
faint falcon
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Most of my diet can be found in cans, bags, and freezers so if there is a gruyere I've never seen it

chilly locust
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I live in Rural Texas and have no problem getting ahold of real cheese

chilly locust
faint falcon
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it's definitely never next to the American or shredded cheese

chilly locust
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the sandwich is french, a lot of french foods have non-french origins, like Croissants and Baguettes for example

faint falcon
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maybe at our supermarket? I don't go there though

soft ingot
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I HATE french food so badly...

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Always cheese in there

chilly locust
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have you ever had French Tacos?

faint falcon
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Wegmans might have it but I have no reason to go there lol

soft ingot
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No and i dont intend too

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Anything remotly close to france is tainted

chilly locust
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soft ingot
chilly locust
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||I like France though...||

soft ingot
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DELETE THIS COMMENT LEST I CHASTISE YE

chilly locust
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I was going to ask what you had against France, but apparently the number of things goes into the thousandths place...

soft ingot
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Shall i go on?

chilly locust
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Despite Surrendering, they still kept fighting until the end, the only reason neither they nor the British took the offensive in the early stages of the War was because the governments of both Britain and France were trying to avoid a repeat of WW1, hence the appeasement and lack of real action until 1941 or so....

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They didn’t abandon Canada, they lost it in a war, they also couldn’t dare try and reconquer it because they never had the resources to do so, especially with massive War Debt, and later debts to the newly formed United States.... these things also partially lead to the French Revolution btw, among a bunch of other things.

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no accent is really perfect, a lot of accents suck tbh.

soft ingot
chilly locust
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Venice is better than Paris, I’ll give you that, but both Cities are tourist trap hells.

chilly locust
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-_-

soft ingot
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Okay.

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Now

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I believe i must silence myself since i care about our friendship and i do not wish to have the argument devolve into a no your wrong no your wrong scenario.

Also the real reason is that, i am unable to counter argue valide points

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But the fact remains

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I still hate france

chilly locust
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eh, and that’s fine I guess.

soft ingot
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DeGaule... i like the WW1 veteran him not WW2

chilly locust
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he served as an Army Officer in WW1 and was a General im WW2, lead Free French Forces in Exile and participated actively in Liberation in 1944 and 1945, also became President in the 1940s and again in the 1950s and 1960s

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There’s a reason half the stuff in France is named after him lol

faint falcon
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brother just say you're French Canadian

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People will understand your hatred

chilly locust
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I’ve never been to Quebec

faint falcon
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Don't ever go

chilly locust
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I’ve been to New Brunswick though

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I’ve also been to British Columbia... but that’s the other side of the country

soft ingot
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Lucia?

chilly locust
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Yes?

soft ingot
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Your english right?

chilly locust
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no, I’m an American

soft ingot
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Same thing. If you ever come to Quebec.

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the first thing to do is

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Leave

faint falcon
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STOP DIETING
START FARTING Nurgle

soft ingot
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Tje french HATE the english speakers

chilly locust
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would I be treated poorly there?

soft ingot
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Most likely

chilly locust
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a shame

soft ingot
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No

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A blessing!

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No reason to come here

chilly locust
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When I was in New Brunswick and when I was in Vancouver BC

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people were pretty friendly

soft ingot
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These were canadians

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Not FRENCH CANADIANS

chilly locust
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not Canadiens

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heh

soft ingot
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im gonna puke...

faint falcon
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I think I'm actually a food tolerater and processor instead of a food liker

soft ingot
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Each day we stray further from god

faint falcon
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Food is rarely "good" unless it's garbage

soft ingot
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Fast food you mean?

faint falcon
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Those 5 star restaurant looking foods probably taste awful

faint falcon
jolly shuttle
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Crazy Hamburger

faint falcon
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The fancy bougie food is never good because it costs an arm and a leg for a sprig of fuckwheat and wet eggs European or something and then it takes 5 hours and several prayer sessions to cook it only for it to taste like the smell of wet dog and grass but then you can crank open a can of beefaroni for $2 and be happy af

soft ingot
faint falcon
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My favorite kinds of real actual foods are simple things I think

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Mostly like steamed vegetables or roasting some salmon

soft ingot
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Salmon... mmmmm🤤

faint falcon
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Hard to fuck up steamed broccoli

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SALMON....

soft ingot
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Best fish

faint falcon
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Perfect fish

soft ingot
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If i reancarnate right? Im a salmon. Idc if i get eaten or not im fish

faint falcon
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based

jolly shuttle
faint falcon
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The fancy cooking part or opening the can?

jolly shuttle
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Fancy Cooking, I meant

faint falcon
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Ye

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It's demoralizing

jolly shuttle
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It's just extra for extras sake

faint falcon
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Can of beefaroni vs $500 pasta ala Fuckè

jolly shuttle
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Like bruh, just get some simple things at a store and whip up something better

jolly shuttle
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I can cut up slap some 5 Shmeckle sausage in a pan with some seasonings and that'd be preferable

pearl nymph
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was a rough game for them

faint falcon
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scoreboard boooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅corpsestarch 🍅🍅🍅

pearl nymph
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lol

warped temple
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Scoreboard chads

faint falcon
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Scoreboard sads

warped temple
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Ovenproofs for the details

faint falcon
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They do what now

warped temple
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An additional plugin to have greater breakdown for what type of damage did what

soft ingot
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Ñisten. The only reason i dont fully chastise anyone usiing scoreboard is that they could use it to watch their own stats. And i dont wanna find out what they do with it

jolly shuttle
warped temple
faint falcon
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Scoreboard is only good for seeing how effective a build might be through stats but even then why not just judge how it feels and the fact you win? 🤔

pearl nymph
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it was a rough match for them, range auric mael

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and we had 3 zealots

chilly locust
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@faint falcon one of these days, I’ll show you really good food

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I’m a pretty good cook c:

soft ingot
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YOU CALL IT POUTINE

faint falcon
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Steam some brussel sprouts and call it a day

chilly locust
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DISCO

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FRIES

jolly shuttle
soft ingot
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I WILL user has redacted the message YOU

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God i hate phones

warped temple
faint falcon
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I didn't enjoy L4D2 enough to remember that

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Also I played that at least 12 years ago

warped temple
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Still the best coop shooter of its time and today

faint falcon
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Eh

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agree to disagree

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It was simply okay

soft ingot
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I will not comment

jolly shuttle
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Never played L4D2

faint falcon
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Don't bother

jolly shuttle
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But it looks fun tho

warped temple
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Cause it is

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Simple and easy. and highly moddable

faint falcon
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it's probably as dead as the zombies in it because Valve KEKW_ogryn

jolly shuttle
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Then again, I did play Dino-D Day cause it looked fun.. and found it was kinda janky

warped temple
faint falcon
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that's shocking

jolly shuttle
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Respect

warped temple
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Aint nothing shocking about it

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It was just that good. Just jump in and get into the action

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no crafting or builds

faint falcon
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To each their own. I found it forgettable

warped temple
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Just be ready for sweatlords who for some reason are of the slavic nature

faint falcon
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though I don't really enjoy games often

jolly shuttle
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Cheeki Breeki

soft ingot
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Man

warped temple
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think last sale, L4D2 was like $2

chilly locust
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reminds me, it seems like if you ever play Counter Strike, you’re almost always going to be connected to people from either Eastern Europe or South America for some reason

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like they’re either a bunch of Bulgarians or a bunch of Brazilians.

jolly shuttle
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Same with CoD actually

chilly locust
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idk why

warped temple
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Its in their nature. they are born with unholy knowledge of the source engine

jolly shuttle
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If I had to guess, maybe E-Sports or somethin

warped temple
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CSGO2 is free to just jump into.

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L4D2 is just a game running on the same engine and is fun for PvE

faint falcon
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I'm the sort of person to find one game I enjoy, play the fuck out of it, then I either return to WoW or finally find another game lul I'm the opposite of a gamer

jolly shuttle
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You play games

You're a gamer

Simple as

warped temple
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I played the fuck out of Hunt showdown, then left when i heard darktide revamped their classes.

faint falcon
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Gamers play many games I'm just a dog with a keyboard

chilly locust
subtle garden
chilly locust
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F2P and easily moddable

soft ingot
faint falcon
soft ingot
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The biggest competitive game i played was minecraft build battle

warped temple
subtle garden
chilly locust
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Makes sense why it’s popular in those regions I guess

faint falcon
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also I got Darktide on sale while Helldivers 2 wasn't

dodged a bullet

soft ingot
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I used to do Esport on that

subtle garden
warped temple
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Correction, it takes 8 gigs now when they went to UE5

chilly locust
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That’s still not much.

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like at all

faint falcon
soft ingot
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I mean at first it sounded great

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Then the comunity soured

faint falcon
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yes

subtle garden
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not to mention their discord is ran by activists who needs that hit of power by banning people for their opinion that don't sound like their echo chamber

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they got one kicked though

warped temple
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I said it once and ill say it again, they should release the code for the character models for players clientside so we can mess with them ourselves

subtle garden
warped temple
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I mean for darktide

subtle garden
warped temple
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Also lemme destroy my audio alerts for stuff spawning in with memes

subtle garden
warped temple
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I would just make the plague ogryn sounds just be tyler1 audio clips

subtle garden
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Or the Beast of Nurgle sound like Caseoh

faint falcon
warped temple
subtle garden
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i want the scab bomber to throw a calypso, saying that it's foocking minging

soft ingot
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Still my favorite comparisson

jolly shuttle
soft ingot
subtle garden
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i want the pox hounds to make noises like this

faint falcon
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he is just a fuckin pal

soft ingot
subtle garden
soft ingot
warped temple
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If i could, id also replace the loading music with the 'Delta halo' music from halo 2

soft ingot
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Id replace it with "our time" from the payday 2 soundtrack

warped temple
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Heard that one too many times

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Can never forget razormind though as well

subtle garden
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played a bit earlier

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but don't buy it just yet

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it's not quite there yet

warped temple
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Its not gonna be there for quite some time

soft ingot
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I remain hopefull

subtle garden
warped temple
subtle garden
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"Better late than never"

warped temple
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All the mfs that spent hundreds of hours getting blessings and their godroll weapons after the crafting update: 🪦

soft ingot
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Meh, i could enjoy my weapons earliwr

solemn verge
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I dont like being that guy but take those to general.

warped temple
jolly shuttle
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Aight, I'm caving, where's the drip mod?

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Whups wrong channel but whatever

desert chasm
jolly shuttle
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Thanks homes

faint falcon
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👁️

jolly shuttle
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Ayo

balmy ginkgo
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So the new OBS beta supports streamer-side transcoding to Twitch if you've got the hardware chops
I tested it out with NVENC and it was sending 5 streams
1080p, 720p, 480p, 360p, 160p

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It doesn't look great but it looks a heck of a lot better than letting Twitch do it, if you even have enough viewers/status to get transcodes

agile grove
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Hestia.

serene chasm
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MFW: I tag a demonhost and watch as the level 3 zealot jojo walk's towards it.

faint falcon
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a real zealot in the making

limpid falcon
faint falcon
agile grove
faint falcon
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unflattering camera angle moment for her 💔

scenic knoll
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His name is Thumb

faint falcon
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Ogryn named Thumb

scenic knoll
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He has two brothers: Finger and Toe

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Ulgo has met Finger

faint falcon
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Perhaps there may be one named Nose or Elbow out there for us to discover too

scenic knoll
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This is Toe

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And this is Finger

faint falcon
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they both look like they fit their respective names well

scenic knoll
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Toe, Thumb, Finger, Squeeps and Yute canonically killed Nurgle

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its in the lore

faint falcon
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I believe this

chilly locust
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@faint falcon

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BEHOLD!

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I said I’ll show you one, here you go.

faint falcon
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Documenting...

chilly locust
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@pallid kiln

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for you

pallid kiln
dreamy haven
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finally got more plasteel

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i used to have so much diamantene compared to plasteel

quasi surge
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i have alot more diamantine than plasteel from rolling for blessings lol

pearl nymph
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Imagine if they change diamantene to be used more often, like to convert it into plasteel or dockets

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having 100k diamantine but only 10k dockets is not fun

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: (

ripe topaz
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5-min spinnn, help me nurgle

serene chasm
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scream for the emperor and alt+f4

limpid falcon
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darktide players finally getting a good blessing on their weapon (they have gambled 3/4th of their ordo dockets and plasteel)

pearl nymph
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Real

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spent 11 mil dockets and 60k plasteel trying to get a god dueling sword

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Still no god roll

red sundial
balmy ginkgo
pale locust
# balmy ginkgo

this guy in the middle can bogger off
I was desparate trying to get blessings for a new weapon so I caved in and tried his own casino slots

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he gave me a white weapon and I immediately regretted my decision

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just brunt with new currency

balmy ginkgo
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lol

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I like the dark silhouette of the guard in the background

lean pier
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**KASRKIN SQUAD READY FOR WARpurityseal **

dry dirge
dry dirge
marsh moth
tawny carbon
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had a cool glitch where the bot stayed after someone joined, so we ended up having 5 people lol

balmy ginkgo
faint falcon
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@soft ingot dogpog him

faint falcon
soft ingot
faint falcon
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teehee

scenic knoll
soft ingot
faint falcon
soft ingot
spring sail
soft ingot
soft ingot
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"Oaaoomm"

quasi surge
soft ingot
faint falcon
desert chasm
# faint falcon

jingling keys in front of Yormun's face to see what he does

faint falcon
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PRETTY SOUND

quasi surge
alpine cave
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a tragedy in art

dawn patrol
charred turtle
serene chasm
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that scab was way cooler than the ones we got

charred turtle
ripe topaz
toxic pumice
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high latency darktide gets goofy sometimes exhibit A

timber sluice
serene chasm
pale locust
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@mellow compass celebrity spotted

soft ingot
solemn verge
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Is jafon +

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Gruttin

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OUTSTANDIN

jagged plinth
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better hope nobody can replicate that one xD

lilac flax
soft ingot
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"My thanks"
-The last words ever recorded of that psyker's entire career

faint falcon
ripe topaz
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does he naruto-runs?

odd river
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No, he gives Erwin level speeches before charging in.

soft ingot
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Prolly picks his nose too

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No wait...

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I pick my nose...

ripe topaz
faint falcon
soft ingot
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Bro

solemn verge
chilly locust
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@west crystal here’s something.

pearl nymph
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Who stole the pixels from the picture 😭

chilly locust
pearl nymph
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Yippee

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Newish to Warhammer stuff, what exactly are the battle sisters? Just recruited soldiers?

chilly locust
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They’re the Military Arm of the Ministorum, the Imperium’s Church.

limpid falcon
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Khorne cultists: "Grrr..i hate everyone..even myself!"
Slaaneshi cultists:

chilly locust
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They’re made up entirely of Women in Power Armour who are highly devoted to their faith and excellent warriors, They’re also assumed to be incorruptible.

chilly locust
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They were founded during the Reign of Blood and after Goge Vandire was killed it was then codified that the Ministorum could no longer have “Men at Arms” as their standing army, so they instead recruit only women for that particular role.

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the first Order was made up of Vandire’s Own Bodyguards who killed him at the end of the Age of Apostasy.

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anyway.... uhhh... for 10,000 years the Sisters have been the Ministorum’s Army.

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there’s a reason they’re all Women

warped temple
chilly locust
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Officially she’s the only Sister who willingly gave herself to the Ruinous Powers.

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Emphasis on “Officially” as the Administratum and Ministorum are implied to censor all others.

warped temple
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So more than likely. I want more lore on that aspect but I doubt we ever would

west crystal
chilly locust
pearl nymph
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Okay, that makes sense

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I thought it was just female space Marines

chilly locust
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naaaah, they’re not Genetically Modified nor are they Super Soldiers

pearl nymph
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Other than the power armor are they just normal?

chilly locust
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as normal as you can make a Religious Fundamentalist with a Gun anyway

west crystal
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No Biologic enhancement

chilly locust
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but yeah

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No Biological Enhancement, at least no more than a Guardsman

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some have limbs and stuff replaced but that’s everyone in 40k

pearl nymph
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Lol

chilly locust
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Yeah they’re Warhammer “normal”

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in fact, they consider genetic bio-modifications as heretical because it’s a perversion of Humanity’s Perfect Design.

pearl nymph
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But would that not also include what space Marines go under?

chilly locust
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they also don’t have any Psykers because they’re connected to the Warp and are therefore dangerous Witches.

pearl nymph
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Hmmmm

chilly locust
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They’re the Emperor’s Angels, they’re seen as Mutants who would otherwise be seen as detestable.

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Except they’re not because they’re the Emperor’s direct progeny.

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basically mutants are bad, astartes are mutants which is bad but they’re also the Emperor’s sons or rather the Emperor’s Son’s sons, so they’re good.

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you see the steps in logic right?

pearl nymph
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I see it

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Treading the line of detestable mutants

chilly locust
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yeah, and acceptable because of their loyalties and origins.

pearl nymph
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Sounds like a complicated family situation, lol

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Hate them cause they are annoying, but gotta love them since they are family

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But in a Warhammer way

chilly locust
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it’s why they take pride in killing Traitor Astartes but avoid offending Loyalists, but will attack on sight if a Loyalist blasphemes such as the Space Wolves for example often do.

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it’s complicated, but where the lines are, I think it’s pretty clear.

storm hemlock
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And while most loyalist chapters aren't going out of their way to blaspheme, they aren't exactly the types to pray to the Emperor like the rest of the Imperium does either, which creates all sorts of tension

chilly locust
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this is often interpreted as Blasphemy

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a few conflicts have come out of this very thing in fact.

tawny carbon
charred turtle
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wtf

solemn verge
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it gruttin sucks

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good thing it changes this week

charred turtle
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Is it broken?

solemn verge
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no

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why ?

charred turtle
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cus the 0

versed anvil
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what happens if you click on it?

dreamy haven
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You get it for free

solemn verge
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oh

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i didnt noticed

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dayum

pale locust
storm hemlock
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yep

soft ingot
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Huh

dreamy haven
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Missed out on the free gibs

pearl nymph
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@modern helm

normal thunder
faint falcon
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Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

soft ingot
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Tweaking out with her powers.

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Thank you Astral for the pic

wind sundial
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I know it ain't really datktide related

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But holy shit

delicate mantle
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I made this video mostly to practice editing again

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but it's more fledged out than the other one i made

snow shale
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(Ignore the sloppy gameplay, I had controller drift😭😭)

soft ingot
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🎖️

soft ingot
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Will fight anytime boss gets down now

delicate mantle
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ok big props but i just think it's funny how the 16 sec clip get's more recognition than the 12 min video i spent 6 hours editing 😵‍💫

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just sayin

faint falcon
ripe topaz
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Punishment: skipped a house

mystic dirge
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I am the milk man.
My milk is delicious.

solemn verge
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Rotation is this week

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Dont forgor palz

serene chasm
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that psycher looks like a tic tac

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white minion looking ass

west lodge
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megamind

vivid shale
pale locust
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it's still doable nowadays, as work of passion, but raw footage doesn't cut it unless it's insanely bizarre hijinks

sacred rover
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i guess that's true

sacred rover
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very demotivating

sacred oracle
mystic dirge
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oh no dickot is a heretic

pearl nymph
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not Sigurd

faint falcon
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The REAL Dickot

mellow compass
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pic of @soft ingot

soft ingot
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Looking good

spring sail
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one mean bastard

pearl nymph
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not wrong

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very strong pose, and its a great pic

spring sail
dreamy haven
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Ulgo STRONG 💪🏽

soft ingot
faint falcon
jolly shuttle
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Good Grief!

solemn verge
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cant be mom, too smol

faint falcon
mellow compass
faint falcon
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BY THE EMPEROR...

ripe topaz
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BUGMAN

faint falcon
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bug

faint falcon
distant pewter
ripe topaz
soft ingot
pearl nymph
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@toxic vapor

sullen sun
neat trail
neat trail
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seen some really nice capture here - i typically use OBS, but it maxxes out at 60fps and i tend to keep it at 1080p. is there a superior method for capture out there?

quasi surge
deep ember
sacred oracle
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I think we let her down

soft ingot
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So fast too

crisp socket
soft ingot
crisp socket
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maybe hes pyschic

soft ingot
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Or hes really dense

balmy ginkgo
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Centering all the things

soft ingot
balmy ginkgo
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I didn't even know dodges HAD counts until recently

soft ingot
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Yeah

modern helm
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@wet birch

wet birch
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I AM SO KARKN HAPPY I DID IT

modern helm
modern helm
balmy ginkgo
wet birch
modern helm
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I always record discord

modern helm
balmy ginkgo
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Your skills could be sharper

soft ingot
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Dude...

wet birch
soft ingot
wet birch
#

Yea your right

modern helm
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Hadron is mean

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Sephoni never bricked a 380 god roll

wet birch
pearl nymph
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Yet

modern helm
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Or 100

pearl nymph
#

New update, sefoni crafting

balmy ginkgo
#

Custom HUD is such a nice addon and works with everything else

modern helm
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Should be base game

balmy ginkgo
#

I can see why a fully customizable HUD might not have been a huge priority compared to other things
Happy that modding enables it though

tender gulch
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If I knew how, i would make the Dreg Bomber make Squidward sounds so he's easier to spot and blast

wet matrix
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tosses tox bomb i gotta get out of here!

balmy ginkgo
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lol

distant pewter
soft ingot
balmy ginkgo
spring sail
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someone help him

manic musk
#

ahh the classic bipolar gaming addiction

versed anvil
#

I appreciate the changing of the helmet and armour for the new video at least

ripe topaz
spring sail
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lets pretend any of us are different we just dont make content

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thoughts and prayers to darktide content creators, must be fighting tooth and nail

fierce quest
#

Least schizo DT content creator

soft ingot
#

He needs minecraft in hos life stat

ripe topaz
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1 small itch, he could have used clickbait faces on the veteran

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😱 🤬 🥵

quasi surge
wet birch
quasi surge
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yeah, fortunately most ppl are pretty chill tho

spring sail
#

yobbo just chillin fr

soft ingot
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Be like yobbo everyone

neon shard
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ya you will always get players like that in a online game unforunately but a 200ping while not good isnt too bad youll just have a harder time dodging stuff

quasi surge
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had another game under very similar circumstances and everyone was chill as fuck so pet_the_gryn

pastel crane
#

Horus heresy, imperial fists, MK3 breacher figure

wet flax
wet flax
balmy ginkgo
ripe topaz
wet flax
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yes 💯

ripe topaz
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"show me your weapon... varlot"

spring sail
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they could release clown music for the next six years and wed be in here bumping into eachtother mumbling

wet flax
balmy ginkgo
# wet flax

You should put her on the left side so she doesn't cover up all of the cool artwork from psykanium bed thing

wet flax
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I guess

balmy ginkgo
wet flax
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You're not supposed to be looking at the background though, do you want her to think you're distracted or disinterested?

balmy ginkgo
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I want to have my cake and eat it too

wet flax
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The cake comes later on

ripe topaz
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"b-baka, stop looking at Sefoni, reject-chan! n-not that I want you to look at me instead 👉 👈 😔 "

pale locust
quasi surge
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real

pale locust
#

more lively than friendly NPCs

ripe topaz
#

humanizing aspect of traitor soldiers

quasi surge
ripe topaz
#

just chilling and talking

wet flax
charred turtle
deep ember
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@ionic delta

ionic delta
storm hemlock
grizzled pine
faint falcon
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Darktide pic because Hadron would want this archaeotech

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"1 year warranty" IDK if it's so valid

dreamy haven
# pale locust me and the boys

It would be cool if the enemy troops also had their own dialogue with eachother about the latest rumours and gossip similiar to how the rejects do it

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but heretical

ripe topaz
sullen lantern
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My beloved... KEKW_ogryn

lilac flax
neat trail
twilit bane
sacred oracle
#

Everyone drips their psykers out and I'm just here like

soft ingot
soft ingot
midnight steppe
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i only wear penance drip

faint falcon
soft ingot
#

True

sacred oracle
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My veteran and ogryn are the same

hidden barn
sacred oracle
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My zealot is the only one I give the fancy stuff because it makes sense for fanatic

soft ingot
balmy ginkgo
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For posterity

keen rock
spring sail
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When there’s no one left on atoma to kill my only regret will be that hallowette won’t be among them

mental sparrow
spring sail
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Big E willing the last sale from that pawn shop counter will be her las riddled attire

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(I do not believe Russo can reintegrate back into society)

azure rover
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what a good looking map

storm hemlock
faint falcon
azure rover
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up on a desert hill

storm hemlock
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the relay station one

ripe topaz
# faint falcon

there's a pox leak in the sewers, send this reject to plug the spread

quasi surge
quasi surge
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No image permissions for fresh joins Ughhhh

quasi surge
west crystal
thorny shore
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Talking about p0rn, made this after full ogryn team vs daemonhost

balmy ginkgo
quasi surge
#

what

near adder
#

blows up feet with mind dabron

spring sail
#

im fr a freak

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just lmk

quasi surge
#

feet rupture

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new blitz

ripe topaz
#

Feetus Deletus

quasi surge
ripe topaz
nimble stag
#

me 6 bottles of amnasec deep when the emperor bestows upon me the tools of war (my groundcar keys) and gives me a vision, telling me to run my ground car into captain wolfen (some hive citizen)

faint falcon
quasi surge
faint falcon
quasi surge
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literally

grand spruce
#

Five Nights in Tertium

solemn verge
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.......... dont you dare turn the pox hound into a animi- anime- aninema- ......ah grut it, dont turn hound in robot

grand spruce
#

They won't.

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But I am sure that the Mechanicus has plans to turn a normal dog into one of their servitors

deep ember
#

i remember just being completly dumb founded by how dark things were because i couldnt see

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esp moving from verm2

west crystal
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As well the Serberii cavalry

grand spruce
#

I need to read more

west crystal
#

And those

spring sail
ripe topaz
#

wake up buddy..

spring sail
#

😦

nimble stag
neat trail
faint falcon
#

miserable little guy

red sundial
#

today the blood ravens stole the death company
either that or they're the 100 years to the eye of terror penance crew
i dunno an excuse for making the player 2 colorscheme in DoW2 canonical

faint falcon
#

anything can be canon if you think hard enough about it

red sundial
#

especially through orks and birds

soft ingot
pale locust
pearl nymph
#

Try power interruption with monster specials

#

Now that is horror

deep ember
#

yeah its defo one of those "wish i could experience it for the first time again" things

pale locust
#

nowadays the music and sound design don't click as hard as they used to

ripe topaz
spring sail
soft ingot
pearl nymph
#

Haven't seen that ui in awhile

faint falcon
soft ingot
#

Interesting

chilly locust
#

which reminds me, is there a Space Australia?

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and if so is it a death world?

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🤔

#

it would need to be a world with dangerous fauna that was or still is colonised by convicts; I’m sure the Imperium has at least a few worlds that match that description.

faint falcon
#

I want 40k space Australia

west crystal
soft ingot
chilly locust
#

New Headcanon: Catachans have Aussie Accents

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I ain't got time to dog the boys! ScarnonCunce Productions proudly presents our Australian Dub of the legendary 1987 film PREDATOR.

Song: Take a Long Line - The Angels

SCRIPT

Dutch (Fuckin' brick shithouse) - No worries.

Cunt with glasses - Oiii! You takin' the piss are ya? (Boonie laughs)

Black moustache bloke - Yeah nah she'll be right ma...

▶ Play video
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it’s a bit like this

wet flax
pale locust
#

those avatars are whacky in general, clear differences in quality

#

rannick looks alright and some others too, all follow the same lighting

#

but then there's just the cinematic screenshot

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or default Rannick in a black void

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at this point my suspension of disbelief is broken and I wonder who the fuck makes these portraits in-lore

#

it'd have been more in-line if all of these characters had mugshot type portraits for their voxcaster comms

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with only upper class like Brahms or Rannick having sth with more leniency

#

of all things in the environment design and worldbuilding this is the place where they mess up

pearl nymph
pale locust
pearl nymph
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lmao

#

I used to be a Overwatch player since beta

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thats where my attitude comes from

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wasnt speaking about darktide per say

pale locust
#

we're approaching a state of the industry where things are dying all over in general

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seen people compare this to the video game market crash of the 80s

spring sail
spring sail
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what an honor

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in regards to stuff dying

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my opinion is that when this industry peaked the creative juices stopped so remakes and mediocrity creep in and while they still are making money it’s not something that escapes the truth of humanity that “this shit fucking sucks”

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Atp there’s a game for everyone and no ‘new’ game will be the halo 3 or anything, which is why 2025 is fucking stacked with potentially new and awesome IPs because unless you can capture and HOLD a size-able following like the old giants can with their garbage games, you’re not going to get much unless you try again

pale locust
#

oversaturation of the market, check

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layoffs, check

spring sail
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Damn I really could have just simplified it as that

pale locust
#

lack of quality control, check

spring sail
#

not so fast tho

#

you’re not giving yourself due credit

#

memes

#

without people like you, games truly do die

#

if someone types in a game to see what’s up on YouTube (like darktide) and all they find are official trailers and like low view count guides and failed funny memes, that’s an instant turn off baby

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so whatever ticks in your head that makes you want to make this stuff is also what they need

#

you’re a hero, lad

pale locust
#

always just been making stuff I liked, never went past that
glad to see it's been received well by the community

faint falcon
#

when memes are a sign of life

still trail
#

Found something funny

pearl nymph
#

no extra rations

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vet doesnt look happy

solemn verge
#

dere

#

take those

faint falcon
#

THE PLASTEEL ONE

solemn verge
faint falcon
#

that was me earlier on my ogryn

pearl nymph
solemn verge
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heh

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i like the solo dh cuz

#

the ogryn look like hulk hogan

pearl nymph
#

the reference too

solemn verge
#

"NOAW LEME TEL U SOMFIN SNIVLUR !"

pearl nymph
#

isnt that the John cena pointing?

pale locust
#

and I think an ogryn with enough attack speed and toughness gain could genuinely stall a daemonhost forever

#

I think I've seen it happen once in a game

solemn verge
#

i miss slappin bosses

faint falcon
#

are there any image references of Wolfer laying around by chance

solemn verge
#

nah i don hav it

pale locust
#

best you can do is screncaps from this

faint falcon
#

ty

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I made something cool with that ref I hope y'all enjoy

ripe topaz
#

'TWAS THIS BEEG

faint falcon
#

he's so cute WTF

#

I hope he knows that....

ripe topaz
#

but he wants to be a menace

faint falcon
#

He's a cute menace

ripe topaz
#

glad you think so and the hobo somewhat

solemn verge
ripe topaz
#

SO BEEG, SWEAR ON ME MUM

solemn verge
#

"don mok grandpa"

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"or else...."

ripe topaz
#

i would not mess with him

faint falcon
#

the bravest mfer for bringing a blankey into battle

ripe topaz
solemn verge
#

once a mean hairytikz hurt his shouty

#

he went very angry: busted several walls

#

ripped a chaos spoon tentacle

#

crush plate ogryn skull with 1 hand

ripe topaz
#

i thank him, so the chaos spoon us no longer

solemn verge
#

and pulverised a beest of noodle

faint falcon
#

I give him my respect

solemn verge
#

recently he want to use a DH as a baseball bat

ripe topaz
#

seems he make the best hand-made noodles

solemn verge
#

i remember once playing

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i took a chaos spoon along with 2 crushers and 4 maulers

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while team was down

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dont mess with him

#

OR ELSE ....

faint falcon
#

I'm glad I'm on his side

solemn verge
#

aye

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i gavce him lore so em happy

ripe topaz
#

glad you are our grampa

solemn verge
#

he might be grumpy and 300+ yo

#

but

#

he seen many

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lost meny

#

but he still here

midnight steppe
solemn verge
#

oh... and dont touch the shouty that is often with him

midnight steppe
#

whos shouty?

solemn verge
#

grandpa's shouty

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she is a repeccfull shouty

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we call her mamagryn !

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cuz she give us rashuns

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tell us bedtime stories

#

and always cheer us up !

midnight steppe
#

rashuns!? yes!

solemn verge
#

iz her !

midnight steppe
faint falcon
#

inaccurate description

#

pee sash KEKW_ogryn

chilly locust
#

I for one love Occular Augments.

#

Sister Lucia wears one ^^

faint falcon
#

They're cool

soft ingot
#

Kor Sometimes has one

chilly locust
#

I wish I could wear my Diadem Halo and Eye Augment simultaneously...

#

I should be able to but can’t

faint falcon
#

That would look so cool

soft ingot
#

I need me a metal arm for Ulgo. He would just have it one day

solemn verge
soft ingot
#

Just like oh hi guys, like as if it was really normal

balmy ginkgo
soft ingot
#

Good

balmy ginkgo
faint falcon
#

clippy

soft ingot
#

ITS CALLED A MAGAZIN

balmy ginkgo
#

The stupid leather color magazins through everything

soft ingot
#

Better

timber latch
#

uhhhhhh

faint falcon
#

who needs a barrel?

timber latch
#

damn these rubberband animation guns

faint falcon
#

Should he be scared

faint falcon
#

the blessings and the price

desert chasm
#

first player to ever run out of diamantine

balmy ginkgo
#

Do I want this new Ogryn top
I'm not sure I have the confidence to show so much

young thicket
faint falcon
#

he is grasping

dreamy olive
faint falcon
#

I didn't think he could get any crazier

#

THE_MONSTER.png

#

@soft ingot look at what they did to Kor's husband

soft ingot
#

Oh no

dreamy olive
#

When they say something so heretical that you gotta hit them with that zealous gaze

faint falcon
flint summit
#

Well, this was the single worst mission I've ever actually made it through. (Auric Hi-Damn)

Nobody would stick together (so many of the times anyone went down, they stayed down, and much of the game someone was dead), the Ogryns wouldn't pay attention to the objectives, no-one was following instructions, the zealot was constantly off trying to get a penance for getting backstab kills while out of coherency (but didn't tell anyone that until right at the end, so I was constantly trying to chase after them and then they were trying to get away from me), and I practically had to solo the boss.

As my build is primarily (although fortunately not exclusively) focused on being able to chain headshots against ranged enemies, never having anyone nearby to keep melee threats under control is not ideal teamwork.

pearl nymph
#

@toxic vapor e

faint falcon
#

she knows what I am

spring sail
#

heh cool song, yeah im just browsing- oh no you're good lady alice, i dont mind you singing one bit :)

#

reskins again huh hallowette? ha ha just kidding, these are great!!

solemn verge
#

reskins ?

#

what reskins

#

they are litteraly reruns not reskins

solemn verge
#

they made recolors from those (exepted the ogryn)

faint falcon
solemn verge
faint falcon
#

Two nice hats

solemn verge
#

that reminds me markus hats

spring sail
#

i only feel FOMO from that hat, i just couldnt make a decision ._.

solemn verge
#

then dont

spring sail
#

but i made up my mind now! i want it!

solemn verge
#

then do

spring sail
#

next week im sure itll be back next week, just seven days, not too long

solemn verge
#

2 weeks*

#

rotation is every 2 weeks

spring sail
#

i was testing you

solemn verge
#

GONA TEST ROK

spring sail
solemn verge
#

ssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSnivlah !

spring sail
#

rejects in the hub seeing that

solemn verge
#

its ok

#

datz nothin to wat grandpa did to last runt that disrespec him

faint falcon
#

sorry for spying

soft ingot
faint falcon
#

this is the real Darktide experience

soft ingot
#

Yo-ho-ho matey!

faint falcon
#

4 losers in an elevator

soft ingot
faint falcon
#

older shot

soft ingot
#

Hmmm......

faint falcon
soft ingot
faint falcon
soft ingot
tender gulch
faint falcon
soft ingot
faint falcon
soft ingot
#

NO WAY

faint falcon
soft ingot
# faint falcon

SO thats what you assholes were doing while i fought for my life!

faint falcon
soft ingot
#

I WAS GETTING OVERUN!

faint falcon
#

😭

soft ingot
#

I was crying cause i didnt wanna die (joking BUT OH GOD HELP)

balmy ginkgo
faint falcon
#

an assortment of stinky creatures I see loregryn

balmy ginkgo
#

I forgot to switch to 4K >_<

soft ingot
#

Stinky place

faint falcon
#

stinky fiends

#

WUH

#

ain't nobody talkin' bout diapies....

#

watching 📸

soft ingot
#

Huh? Why you mentionning diapers?

#

I didnt say anything

faint falcon
#

You can't gaslight me as well as I can gaslight you

delicate mantle
soft ingot
delicate mantle
faint falcon
soft ingot
faint falcon
soft ingot
#

Photoshopped

faint falcon
#

proof? do you see the artifacts?

soft ingot
#

I never said these words

soft ingot
faint falcon
#

You can't erase the past, diaper boy

#

stop supplying the heretics

soft ingot
#

BUSINESS IS BOOMING

faint falcon
#

is that why Zyn was itchy

soft ingot
#

No

faint falcon
#

yeah I know your secrets

soft ingot
#

Aint no way bruh

balmy ginkgo
faint falcon
#

the result:

soft ingot
#

Poopy stinky

ripe topaz
#

Poopastank

prime siren
#

"replacement"
this is like a person wearing an eyepatch over their perfectly good eye

soft ingot
spring sail
#

the fuck y’all talking about

#

no more auric maelstrom before 9pm

ripe topaz
#

Are you ready comrade?

ripe topaz
tranquil wyvern
#

None of that faith-lacking alt-F4 heresy either! ヘ( ̄ー ̄)ノ

wet flax
faint falcon
faint falcon
marsh moth
flint summit
soft ingot
flint summit
#

And a "keep together" hotkey that everyone ignores.

soft ingot
#

Really? If i was playing ogryn i would follow behind you. (I love "roleplaying" how my vharacters would act)

ripe topaz
#

let me in... LET ME INN

soft ingot
#

Whats wrong buddy?

ripe topaz
#

jk, im alright