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AMERICA EXPLAIN
song?
uhhh idk actually it was from smart shuffle 

did not think id be able to clutch with this fella in the way but i managed to manage 🙏
plasteel or diamantine
america ya 🙂
HALLO! :3
average knife moment
there were 2 maulers that were almost perfectly aligned with each other so it only looked like 1 ;;
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Sorry boss! Will do better next time!
@teal violet this is where the @ leads 
Their website is called https://www.playdarktide.com
No Yute for group pictures? 
next time pal!
Ping me next time. Yute will show up with best drip!
OKAY!
your skull, hand it over
the rewards look plentiful at first but is the total plasteel rewards really just 3500?
enuff for two weapons? hmm... a dunno seems okay to me, not good but okay
Dog
Ogryn jail 
it was on relay station
Heavy sword zealots shall rise
I knew as soona s you said you got stuck it was on relay station. Thankfully that door is easy to open lmao
lol my teammates clearly decided to not help
Games Workshop: The characters in Darktide must wear shirts 🤓
Fatshark: Interesting, I think I heard them say add almost naked Psyker 
It's someone using broken string through mods
It does technically break the modding rule so it's not shared on the modding discord (someone tried that and got banned iirc)
No need to apologize, just wished you were there :P
Could have used you!
@pale locust very important, you got image that show pure faith?
one day boss! one day!
pure faith?
do you mean something specific or just the abstract idea of pure faith
a dunno wut that mean but nothin specific can be anythin
cuz I can just post Saltzpyre lol
perfect
YES YES IDEAS IN BRAINZ NOW!
TANK YOU!
I hate warhammers tanks
Im at my wits ends
I know stupid question but have you tried restarting your PC? the last time I got that error was because of that
Oh ill do it later thanks
np I got that error also only once but I'm pretty sure a PC restart fixed it
damn 1 short of bingo
Why would you say this
because we have moved away from rhomboid shaped tanks after ww1 in the interwar era
VT2 didn't really show much more
than we already didn't knwo
Well the weapons
That's somehting that we didn't know would happen
where were you when brick dlc dropped
Man I love
<Unlocalized "loc_talent_veteran_combat_ability_elite_and_special_outlines": string not found>
Idk I'd say this proves they love darktide more because they compress their updates.
It's somewhat true though
oh it is 100%
now we know on which game the guy who's the best in studio at compressing file is working
anyone know what this event is supposed to be?
what's the day they normally drop new cosmetics?
Thursday every two weeks. So next week will be 2 weeks from the last reset
So it will be nest Thursday?
ye
I just want this in Green damnit.
interesting
count your blessings
nice edit, I forgot that there is a peril effect on the screen
damnn
yow thats the most snipers ive seen in one spot ever pmsl,bet that was fun hahaha
I'll be honest the highlight of the Skulls presentation stream was the gaming chair
We sit for mcragge
I bought the game last week, I got an exp boost off of amazon 🙂
Patches since last unlocalized: 0
a what? this game has xp boosts?
You are literally a warden, how do you not know that smh
I AM SO MAD
barrel jumpscare
into a daemonhost
lil bro was maldin
Hey isn't this a Nurgle cult
scabs?
the audio
what does "box cucks" mean
when a papa box meets a mama box
skibidi fanum tax rizz or something
nurgle brainrot
game sucks
True
Victor Grandspyre
I can’t even upload it
you gotta spend some time talking in chats to get the perms for posting. A safety measure
flakthumpin
Rok best
what
Hey I’m saber, yall both said some pretty funny stuff at the start I was laughing the whole match
He was upset as we just ran that mission twice while it was up and the first time he’d died and the whole team had died and spectated me the whole game as since they couldnt stay alive for a single minute I didnt try reviving them, I won the 1v2 against the assasination target and chaos spawn
Then the next game with you guys he died again
And one of the ogryns was just dumping ammo into a harmless horde then spammingg ammo requests
well lil bro ob was maldin
good that ye had fun thats what its all aobut
about *
my reaction speed. proud of this 😄
Keep an eye on the shooter that runs out in front of the sniper
chaos shenanigans
Imagine if they would’ve teleported a second time
i was half expecting it at that point
so GW won't let us be shirtless in Darktide but they approved of this banger design
I don’t really see a problem.
I'm not a heretek. However... 🫦
ultra cheeks
Darktide operatives should be allowed to be shirtless because it's cool.
Don’t you love it when you see a Space Marine and your jaw drops to the floor and your eyes pop out of their sockets accompanied by trumpets, your heart beating out of your chest, the awooga awooga sound effect, and you pull a chain on a train whistle.
I can feel my mechanisms chugging.
Yes, we should all even be naked if we wanted to be
This is why the game has been delayed, everytime GW see this design they just keep saying "Bigger"
the bullet ricochets off each buttcheek and then back at you, striking you in the chest
I did a funny small wordmix
I'm saving this
LMAO
bro must be severely burnt out, needs to schedule some PTO
She was too dehydrated
trappers a lass?? did not know that
That's not even the worst case of this. It stings way more when you almost fell down and get tagged by the net on your head with the same results
Ogryn show big muscles
Ma counter arg-hume-ant!
Asshammer 69K

🦠
🫳🪨
🧟♂️🫂
🪨
okay imma toot my own horn a little here. THAT WAS SO BALLER
For all the people who say smite is bad 
smite + venting shriek 
A little sneak peek at the meme I'll be making
good smite psykers can singlehandedly turn the difficulty down by like 3 notches if they try hard enough
lemme see the build, gotta grind for the smite penance and trying to do it alongside the shield damage penance but feeling I'm just slowing my progress not optimizing for one at a time
this again
Smite/surge
Appreciate it
i remember when smite first dropped there would occasionally be a peril-free state you could just keep casting
That was good old empowered psionics
when the quickplay fills you with bestest ones
sometimes quickplay gives you the best team youve ever seen in your life
The feeling of everyone working together as a perfectly oiled machine is really intoxicating
I enjoy those psychic dog detection moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIXK2Dd200
are there more of these?
i know they were for promotional material near launch but i'm just curious
the VA did great work
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best spark-head voice
oh i aaaadore this voice
shoutout to my fav ogryn VA
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ITS OUR BOI
ITS HIM
OUR BEST BOI
Oooooh~~
i'll drop the rest of the links in case anyone is curious and hasnt seen them..
they arent exactly super easy to find
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superb work on this one
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kinda sad i didnt get to see the female version of this voice, i was quite curious
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of course, The judge!
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Hadron
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he has a discord if you want
veteran loose cannon
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fancy!
i'm just looking around for now but that's very good to know
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i need greg
and a double performance of the loner psyker/bully ogryn
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i kinda expected this person to be black ^^'
Do we have ogryn voices
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@ivory parrot
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Toby my beloved
haha these are fantastic
elon musk will eventually make technology to allow you to live to the 40th millennium his son has survived this long
i love old men
https://streamable.com/23plpo IDK what even happened here
No Female Seer 😦
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is a hilarious manga and anime that I'm pretty sure contributed to ruining my sense of humor early in life
oh i know
And look at you now… was it worth it?
now I’m considering making a character named Space Dandy
unfortunately I can’t give him a pompadour
Yeah
Well I agree
No you don't
Awesome
Finally, I have a nice full list
“0 friends online” well that makes sense with those names 💀
jk
@sweet plinth @surreal shuttle @inland idol
i guess they are keeping the rest of the features (new penances) a secret!
my mango is to blow up
found a bug in the talent tree
Report it, they'll get to it in a year or so with all the other tooltip errors.

my audio cut when i full auto blasted my colum v
I told my friend that he was right about this game and we stopped playing 
fatshark im literally advertising for you people!!
next letter addressed to the community that isn’t patch notes full of content im calling in a uav strike
buddy got spartan kicked
@empty obsidian skin needs an update but
Its fit changed a little and I kinda wanna do Stygies VIII colors
Love Toby. One of the best narrators from Black Library and the best voice for Judge Dredd
didn’t even try with that one
💀
It was mostly for myself
Needed reference pics
wait this isn't even #darktide-driptide why are you complaining
😭
WAIT WRONG POST
For some reason it showed me a completely different picture
highly functional software thank you Discord

Sounds like bad sickness. Hope a dont catch it
hi
hi 
i misread it as BloodFever and thought he was doing a blood pact zealot
before i re-read it
Looks like he could use a private prayer session to help purge the influences of Slaanesh from his mind
i think he has been through too many private prayer sessions
I promise this one will fix him
It’s not Darktide related but fuck it
Don’t ask me how I made this it was a LOONNG time ago
Stabbing lotsa them!
Good name for team!
Dickot=Saint#1149 😂😂😂
people who act like this on co-op games need to be hit in the head with electronic flyswatters
bro talking shit when his name is Dickot
i mean at least he's on brand
Agreed, thought it was funny more than anything so wanted to share, also hope he’s in here so he can see how dumb he looks 😭
the consequences of being raised by Xbox and 4Chan
Dickot snapped, the legend stumbles
The karnak twins when they have to face a lore accurate ogryn squadron (they will be turned into corpse startch in 0.5 seconds)
Dickot is now Bigot
how the mighty have fallen
we still have Harken, Axella, and Rosemonde
"If people did like this ogryn, The forums wouldn't exist."
Baf
i love mods
bro brought the power of the Leman Russ
russ reincarnated into an ogryn
Tertium water. Nothing will happen, promise
where the fuck did his nipples go
steroids/tertium water 😭
its nurgles new nipple eating virus
probably a wise idea
HOLY SHIT MOTHMAN WATCH OUT!
He'll yeah Mothman is on our side!!
i meant the giant fucking gun pointed to the back of his torso
what in the slaneesh is this
unlocalized string not found
who was this made for
personal comission for that ogryn
i imagine an ogryn smashing action figures and making explosion sounds while throwing stuff around the room
so do you got anything’s like that?
finally, bigger guns
"You sure you're ready for this, Priest?" ,"Born ready, Templar."
rare occurrence to be documented today
load into heresy
look at teammate name:
we're having fun here
I've been doing this for the past a few days
So just chill out, drink a 7 Up, eat a Moon Pie, quit murdering people.
do you think deoderants in warhammer are like "Hive city smog", "Metal Fab Plasteel", "Tyranid blood", etc
there HAS to be something like "God Emperors Sweat" if they are named like that
besties
Ork Diesel Engine
its them from the trailer
Zealot Darktide
https://outplayed.tv/media/eQlwze @molten idol From last night's game
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a fine gentlemen in the misterhood
Ulgo did it... can finaly enjoy game
siblings be chillin
Well done ulgo
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for mayor?
yes
don’t approve in behaving like that in the slightest but i definitely understand it
We beat the mission though, also he was the one dying/going down the most 😂
When isn't that true.
wasn’t a doubt in my mind
Whenever people are coping like that they always say slurs
If someone's bad and is genuinely bad they just say "you are bad"
twice ive been brought to the point where i debate if a ban is worth gambling on if words can hurt someone enough
solely in this game
I'm gonna had to reveal a negative trait about myself.
Overwatch like... that game makes me angry in ways a game never has before
The people you get put with it amazes me they can ever open the game and find the competitive button.
when im insulting a player for having zero consideration, skill and awareness to anything
just to see that they’re also not even literate
like ofc you’re also uneducated
it’s really only people who blatantly refuse to help or even play right, then they lash out with something irrelevant
ngl they succeed in making me seethe
Honestly the only time I've ever said anything toxic in this game was when someone was insulting another player
Decided to try to tag me in for some reason
Even though he was playing good
only reason I block and don’t report is because im worried fatshark will fuck the report up with everything else and ban me
So I just said "You're both dogshit"
Somehow stopped the arguing so we could play the game and hey it went fine
Turns out opening chat ever 5 fucking seconds to insult someone isn't great for your gameplay
dt players are generally just dumb as shit
like more than most games and idk why that is
just play wrong, misspell everything, tries to school others but it’s not even close to how the game works
then they wipe their memory, drop some slurs after they’re carried and proudly goes to the next mission
can’t even hurt their feelings
too fucking stupid
the most toxic people tend to be the most useless anyway
in a lot of games actually
my single friend I tricked into getting darktide had his first mic activation and it was to tell our ogryn to shut the fuck up because the ogryn was telling someone to pick up the ammo crate (i did 20 secs ago, deployed it and took ammo from it, the other two players are psykers, they don’t even have guns)
100%
he was yelling at us for an entire minute btw he refused to believe someone deployed it
what do you think of people who spam mic?
not even being toxic per say, they just constantly have their mic on and they spam sound
mid battle ill slide off a ledge and they’ll be muted before a pox walker can hit me after the slide
except when helldivers dropped then I turned voice off for two weeks
but that’s the only time I’ve ‘muted’ every player
i like voice when someone uses it right or is just chill
40 minute match no one talks
make it to the strike craft
🔈good shit guys🔇
i love when people do that lol game so good they had to speak on it
@potent shale I found this



you guys have VC on? ive had it muted since the game came out.
i have it on
i have an irrational fear that there may be a player who’s needing medical service who lives alone with no friends or family
i just like hearing drunk people talk about their lives after they died to a poxwalker
where do you get those people
quickplay during the weekend
made it from pure boredom
bomber cat
happened to me too, how can they do this???
average scab melee experience
I love loading up a scab melee-only mission only to see 2 people magdumping the first elite pack, thinking to myself "Diz gun be gooooood"
Am jus too proud of dis
Lucky bastard 
how is that lucky? is it a rare drop or something?
theres no "rare drops", its the last unlockable cosmetic on the ogryn penane bar
and it looks cool as shit so like 
If ya want Ulgo can help you out yes? Dont have much else to do
All good Ulgo im far down the bar atm, busy with work/studies 🙏
Ah another time then, Ulgo was very far down in penance points. If a can do it so can you friend, but good luck with studies an work!
Yes because some people like to use it for better communication
That or someone will do or say something funny beyond what any text can convey
i mean, it's rare that people use the in game voice chat
Very true! Could hear Ulgo speak!
i've had more guy coughing in their mic, than people talking to each other, but it can happen
Not that rare. Happens pretty frequently though maybe it's a matter of regional differences
Meybe
bruh none of those dunce hat wearing mfs have any sense of strategy, i dont care about anything they have to say lol
Then it's the latter and I get to be amused
Y'all are worse cynics than me how do you enjoy this game 😭
wtf does that word mean
Means why you a downer
bruh fuck everyone else i play for my own enjoynment


Selfishness gets you sent to the heretic pen in this game
True
Donno wats happenjn but i will 
Selfish teamate are traitors
Ulgo will too 
Selfish teammate deserv crusher overhead
Ye
Can you do that to me?

My Veteran is tryin' to poke the Psykers eyes out, but the Psyker has eye armour 

What was your most painful penance to complete? I am 3/4 done, onto Ogryn penances soon
Stealth shouty... HATED it
Didnt like knives
Didnt like backstabs
HATED LONER AURA
It... it was bad time to be around Ulgo
But for ogryn? Hmm... none of them hard, tip for gunlugger penance. Keep shooting
sweet resilient brute you are
Thank you, would Ulgo do it again? Meybe not.
Boop the snoot
@soft ingot I'm sorry that you have to hear this.
Grut me, thats bad!
I do wonder who would have spare rations stashed away for the fleshbags most deserving...
They could be here, right now.
Really? Where?
I'll give you some hints. It has many eyes, many arms, a lot of metal, a metal tail, and hooves.
Hum... uh... hum...
Wait
more than four eyes... lotsa arms... made of metal... metal tail... dunno what hoo-vz is
Nah still dunno who it is
Mystery for the ages, Ulgo.
... Me.
Someones name is Me? Gonna be hard to ask round
so next update mission will be raid on giant refrigerator for food 
I have extra rations.
As far as you all know, there's cold conditions and a lot of metal. Perhaps you'll be raiding a giant refrigerator, or become someone else's rations.
i was full mag and there was a psyker i hope the other two were doing it ironically
NOOOOO!!!!
NOT OUR RASHUNS !
when that goes on the announcement the hub will choose an ogryn player and they’ll say “no!!!”
that dev needs a raise
adds nothing to the game but fun
theres also one where
actually i shouldnt spoil it
spoilers aren’t a thing here
pls wait 45 minutes for my trash internet upload speed
We wrecked it! Good quickplay pals
Why does this still keep happening :(
looks like FS server dying in the background
no one is repairing the servo skulls in Sweden
Only started after path of redemption was released but it’s gotten really bad for me now
Happens at least multiple times per sitting
I’m really unfamiliar with the forums, but would there be someway I could share video through there to report stuff? Cause while I’m at it I’d really like to hope that something is done about the ogryn nades on console in general. It’s far less intrusive the disconnecting from the match but has been a consistent stuttering issue that I’ve experienced since DT came to gamepass
console/gamepass feedback is seen less often than feedback from PC users so your input would be valuable
Much appreciated
idk if this fits but i saw an alert on the path of redemption vid on the store page saying universe is unlicensed
i noticed one thing they lie to wolfer when we kill all his people and say there are fifty of us instead of 4
Yeah, they also tell him that there's an inquisitorial platoon lel
Someone tell fatshark to pay for their license bruh 😭
i dont think its a lie because it goes along with other lines that say the strike force is carving through their forces so fast they cant even get an accurate report because they're unable to survive long enough
the forces we engage are comprised of ranks no higher than possibly a sergeant which means command elements are not directly engaging us or have line of sight with us
wolfer is punching the air because he only knows what his adjutant's know, which then the adjutants can only relay what their officers know from what their platoon leaders may pass on before being cut in half by las fire
wolfer deserves no mercy but he at least deserves a pack of cigs for having to command these assholes
The forces are also drunk and high
I mean I still think we'd win even if they weren't but in this case yeah they're drunk and high lmfao
smoking the pack that makes you fall to chaos
high so strong it makes you gay
gonna need to head to the warren ngl
another thing about how stressed out wolfer is
during many missions we conduct you can see that other forces are operating in the area as well
so imagine you're taking on several flanks and then abruptly a strike force surges through your frontline and carve themselves out the otherside in less than 30 minutes leaving 3,000 dead in their wake
woe, rejects be upon ye
- some adjutant
Literally so much cope they have to gaslight themselves into believing they arent just being ripped apart by 4 homeless people
heretis are so pathetic 😭
Its all fun and games until wolfer turns to khorne for help
dont remember much about chaos warbands but i know nurgle is the poster boy for media slanessh get freaky khorne throw down but ive never seen any tzeench warbands
Ichy bottom
wash ass
with a power washer
Why you insult🥺
no more Krieg crust

It's irradiated it probably smells like the propane additive that makes it stink so you know you have a gas leak at the very least
planetary gas leak
No YOU Smelly!
An am ogryn
gonna need a bigger gun big man
🪨
can we get this poor servitor at least a rag to clean this mess up faster?
The hell even spilled
nothing is even hauled through there
hadron just hosing people with motor oil
someone tried fighting hadron when she bricked their god roll no doubt
Uh oh. Either Sefoni is messing with him... or it's something more sinister.
Sefoni doing a bit of trolling
"Fraggin' Hel, what is this thing?!"
i want to date sefoni
Having lots of fun with bursters today 🙄
the way the 2nd burster just did the worm up the ramp lol
He deployed his standard issue slip n slide
Guardsman to Ogryn
No need for this mewing or cutting nonsense when the real chad is within the Emperor's mightiest souls already

Ogryn Physique
within the finest of the Imperium lies the strength of the Ogryn soul in many different manifestations
the line is empty for a reason
maybe need a bit of make-up
Wash out the promethium and chemicals so it doesn't smell like a crime scene cleanup truckstop
genetic make-up 
what did he mean by that...
something that pleases the eyes of the real emperor
The Emperor doesn't have to worry about the guardsmen with low morale and no money stopping by it's fine
the promethium fumes ensure only the strongest line up
if you worry about cleanliness, keep a vial of Bane Wolf juice
surely a kiss to die for
A dab of Amasec
cant wait to cave wolfers head in with my thunder hammer
I doubt we ever will, they would lose a Vocator
I hope they’ll introduce a major cultist character
They've already namedropped it. Urmal
But I think he'll appear in a Traitor Curse type of update
sweet
Finally completed "Behind Enemy Lines". I thought of making this after that slog of a penance
I found it a bit easier shoving and then try dodging around them to get a easy backstab for that penance
after 1300+hrs in this game, i finally realised the parasite deamons are sort of like 4 legged crabs
nurgle is giving the factories crabs, how fitting
They're little ticks
Worst tox bomber
That's what I figured out too, but just like vermintide, being in the backstab "hitbox" was SUPER finicky for me. not to mention not all range units count as such for the penance
There's a good reason Pious Cutthroat refills a whopping 20% of the ability cooldown on the backstab kill
he miscalculated his shot\
Aww fank you 
they don't know what they're missing
They're always free to find out
Free you say?
point to where the heresy touched you
cool armor but I refuse to get it, by
god I will not do ogryn penances
You can skip just about an entire class and still get it. Most of it is just playing the maps a certain number of times and just playing the game in general
not do ogryn penances? okay.
not play ogryn? hurts Ulgo lil bit but it okay, Ulgo can take it
this is for when you need to run it for penance and your teammates hate you
Do people actually hate playing with loners?
yes
always off never helping team
bad
Eh, I've seen folks with all kind of builds being eejits and failing to maintain team cohesion
had one actually communicate what he was doing, told us all to go down and he picked us up at the finale
when people see "loner" and read what it does, they feel it encourages being lonely more than it actually does
because 2 cohesion means literally nothing for a person
there's many kinds of loner players. i'd consider myself a better one because whenever i go out, i do it because we are in a shit position and i need to get my teammates out somehow by making a hole (either by picking off specials and elites they can't or by literally making a hole in enemies)
but what others see is me running off, doing whatever the fuck but not actually helping them fight whatever threat they're dealing with, and leaving them in a 3-man to do whatever else
so i can save my own skin
the only reason i'd ever run loner, though, is for the penance. there's basically no reason to go "yeah i'd like to have a 2-person cohesion wherever i go, thank you!" because it does basically nothing if you're killing enemies
too smart even
Ulgo is ogryn yes? not have patience to read it all. Ulgo like you cause you very passionate
but for others to listen, should reduce size of texts
am not complainin no
giving tip for you
if not smart enough to read, not smart enough to play a game where you read things
for some builds you don't want to criss-cross between skill branches, but aside from that, I agree
then it's betting that your other talent you got by picking loner is better than another aura would be
and that's a thing i haven't really thought about
he was really trying to say it
yesss...the four armed emperor...
Calculated!
racing an ogryn

since you're gray, you can't send screenshots currently
ye
you can just send it in psyker chat once you have perms
its 281 rating mark 4 duelling and a 248 rating voidstrike
just need to have a certain message count before you can start sending screenshots
i have the puragtus but people said it was bad
it's a staff that people like to overstate the badness of
maybe it's harder for beginners to work around its shortcomings but it feels pretty fine to me besides lacking degenerate amounts of stagger like trauma or being a bit more rounded out as voidstrike
but infinite cleave over a wide AoE is a very powerful strength to have
ima head back to psyker chat
probably the best loading screen position for a zealot
True
Purgatus FUCKS and i will not tolerate any slander of it
Agreed! Love it lots!
@mellow compass vs Ulgo height. Very smol
😳
Dont worry Ulgo. I protect you.
An Ulgo you sparkhead!
Compare Ulgo to me, at 167cm
Short!
the Power Armour adds about 6 inches.
in the world of 40k i'd either be a gue'vesa or a guardsman, meaning my shoes add about an inch to my heigh. how does 6'6" compare, @soft ingot ?
Pretty tall for lil un
easy for you to say we're the lil uns

Ulgo we need a group photo of everyone ^.^
Okay!
am I invited for the group photo?
es!
Yes!
Very small friends!
@alpine cave @mellow compass @pure talon
Tiny friends bestest!
Perfect. I love it ^^
THE MASTER APPEARS AFORE US, PILGRIMS!
why is your carrion lord that large... compensating?
Me next! Six foot. Assuming there's a gorilla or something.
I like how I’m not even at his knee lol
Emperor big because biggest is bestest at killing
THE FUCKING
SUIT

What? You wear fancy suit yes? Deserve it!
Is perfect!
Thanks! Kept tiny sparkhead cuz look how smol dey is!
This is beautiful
Agreed
I bet e has lotsa candy!
sah always sez candy comes from da emprah fer good ogz to eat
MY EEEEEEEYEEEEES
well what did you expect from looking at the sun 💀
spoken like a true reject 
that cut made me think the vet was immediately killed and sent to the rescue checkpoint as punishment lol
Hydra dominatus
why are you that small, witch? afraid they might find you?
Cutest spakrhead can fit in ulgo bag or pocket !
Not be idiot pal, maybe small an tiny, meybe even puny, BUT! they still very deadly!
I kno ! Its pocket zap gun !
Exacly pal! Once there was horde, they got zapped looked back to say thanks an then went to kill horde BUT THEY WUZ ALREADY DEAD!
Sparkhead strong
Yes !
pocket peril
there's darktide vtubers..? i don't watch streams but count me tf in
Huh... interesting
where there's a niche to capitalize upon, streamers of any kind will eventually find it
I've just been thinking about vtubers playing darktide. Thank you for sharing
nahhhhhhh that cant be
is that the fallout gauss rifle?
New shop
yeah he gives free aquilas
You think Emprah is ogryn pal?
Nah, Emperor not ogryn. He smart like lil un an stronger than anyfing. So a fink Emperor is Emperor simple as
You are very wise, pal
Thanks pal
Maybe we can buy something if we aren't to busy being swarmed by corpses
Makes me think how cool itd be to have an open world 40k game that takes place in a hive city
Like fallout
nothing special to see *coughcough
chaos wastes. expeditions through the deep underhive and Rax will be the special shop there. trust.
Ulgo bigger than space marine, yes!
Damn that's smart 
Yes bigger!
dont you love it when the sniper laser LIES
"dude we're going to lose this round, theres so many maulers and crushers!"
The ogrynheimer ogryn suddenly joining the game:
Emperor have you forsaken me 😭
Ow
Watching spark 'ead overheat like https://youtu.be/9GEwb6PcHUg
i actually saw an ogrynheimer the other night
empowered muties are the highlight of my games it's so fluffin fast
Mutie go "-rroooaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaoooo-"
He left his shephard's pie in the oven
@wet flax @chilly locust I DIDN'T THINK ADDING WATER TO THE EGG WOULD WORK
I hope these come out okay
Nice! what crumbing did you use?
Dollar store vegetable crackers, shaker parmesan cheese, garlic salt, garlic seasoning blend, a little bit of Old Bay
Sounds pretty good, big ups to the parmesan cheese and garlic salt
I'm like Sandra Lee but if the recipes made sense
Originally aired as part of the "Bring the Heat" episode (Episode SH1204H) on the Food Network, September, 20th, 2008.
Ingredients:
• 1 kiwi, peeled and sliced, 2 slices reserved
• 2 shots vodka
• 1 shot melon liqueur
• 1 part simple syrup
• Dash jalapeno-pepper juice
Directions:
In a small bowl crush kiwi using a muddler or a fork. In ...
@wet flax @chilly locust I believe this is a success
Looking good, how are they?
tastes good and I didn't even have to marinate it 😌
😗 👌 perfecto
I might have to pick up some chicken drumsticks tomorrow at the shops now, got a hankering 🍗
can someone please help her
shes a former trapper who survived my ogryn slapping the hell out of her
<@&735928989146939404> somehow she cleansed her flesh and mind of Nurgle's blessings and became human
OH NO

I DIDN'T MEAN TO PING
you're going to get jumped bro
im sorry
that's it, your life ended already
They're gonna put you in the device.
we'll see you at the commissary
Any comment about this?
I should have died in the moment that i trigered the host, at that moment i was 1hp, no wounds, martyr was in cooldown but for some reason i didnt die.
I did trigger the host because she was next to the medicae so my companions could heal, after trigering the host and start attacking me my hp didnt get low also i didnt get corruption.
Srry for the resolution
Cheats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKaB08ZMGrs
I should have died in the moment that i trigered the host, at that moment i was 1hp, no wounds, martyr was in cooldown but for some reason i didnt die.
I did trigger the host because she was next to the medicae so my companions could heal, after trigerring the host and start attacking me my hp didnt get low also i didnt get corruption.
I’m not the only one that wants to slap this thing right
Just like
Full force slap it
Same
you can break the ones in the tree area
before the drop and inside the side rooms
I think it would either burst open or wobble like a water balloon
Thanks Brunt
HUH??
DAMN!
brainbustin
Emperor truly has his favorites 😭
Photoshop is a handy program.
Our EP is finally on streaming services 😁 https://spacecadets.hearnow.com/
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Ulgo need meme quickly!
perfec
one more
yup
it was my mate who was yelling auric exemplar 10th match too
better than getting thrown off the map i guess
agreed, had good music too
wait
that picture in your profile
i know it
damn got it in one
Ulgo love this movie
i haven't watched it in far too long but i agree sweet brute it's a classic
sad story and scary too. wonder how it will feel now.
when i was younger it took me few sittings to get through
I love these frogs, borgur frog
a kno! desert rain frog best
The fact that you didn't discharge the whole cylinder in that sniper is mindboggling to me
that's how you miss
A use stubber an miss lots but enemy dies, so missing okay
blarrg not like other ogryn
Yeeah

Just got this bad boy, too bad I don't like shotguns lol
Give to Ulgo then
Sure thing, you can take all my shotguns
YAY!
is shotgunz shooty?
A wife
Rippy
i was trying to do audio effects and just kept overlapping (not darktide related just clip editing for memes)
on the phone my phone shakes
wonder if i did this like 10 more times and played it in my car

The Face of Flesh
He looks like he brushes his teeth regularly
Least catastrophic Hab Dreyko extraction
runescapetide
new crafting resource: coal
excuse me
The floor said no
some might say hes a bit "zealous"
People running chainsword zealot builds:
How are you not dead
saw this a bit ago idk how its there
What got here
average "description instead of name" moment
oh i thought it was a joke edit
Nah, there is one even better for the Ogryn eye patch, where the name is a long story
And the description is just "Eye patch"
lmao pretty on-brand for this game
Oi! He the boss!
it was like that in release
it was like a funny meme/joke FS did when releasing the krieg skins
bro had to take a second
To the hive city of Tertium came a reject one fine day
I’m not sure what’s better; the barrel half the height of its wielder, or the comically large flashlight on the side.
I played with him on a pub game lmao, he called my zealot a gilf
May I verify the claim?
how
Picture of your zealot. Is there one?
Is important