darktide-pics-vids

[torpid nymph]

Hes named "Big-Man" so he gets named dialogue from the vets

the lore is, he got called that so much he thought it was his name

[faint falcon]

I like the name I picked for my ogryn - Bubba)

[torpid nymph]

the fact this community have given almost all ogryns one syllable names

its perfect

[faint falcon]

He got named Bubba because of some guardsmen he used to work around. He doesn't talk so they just saw what made him happiest and stuck with it)

Asteras made him a communication device with some preselected words and phrases so he can communicate with people aloud)

[pale locust]

it follows the Wolfenstein: New Order type of character naming convention
I can't find that interview anywhere, but the person who designed the characters said they intentionally kept the names short (1-2 syllables at best) as it made them sound more natural in conversation
arguably fits the bill great for Ogryn names too
"You're doing good Big Man" is more organic than "You're doing good Saint Messelina The Third"

[faint falcon]

it's cute and endearing)

[faint falcon]

mean to him)

[serene chasm]

he named himself

[faint falcon]

LMAO)

[quasi surge]

vet stealth penances done

[crude wigeon]

chaos made me do it

[spring sail]

@full cypress shit you mentioned earlier

[full cypress]

God these fucking forum posts

[loud blade]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[vital hull]

anyway he will come back next update to complain about itemisation changes

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-anchorman-ben-stiller-nodding-gif-4470090

[serene chasm]

i thought that forum post was satire and bait

[naive whale]

Hang on, let me dig up my Declaration of Independence from Destiny (1)…

“When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one gamer to cease interaction with a game, and to allocate his limited gaming time elsewhere, exercising his consumerist right, a decent respect to the opinions of his fellow gamers requires that he should declare the causes which impel him to the separation.

I hold this truth to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these is the Pursuit of Happiness - that to pursue this end, games are created by the people, for the people, that whenever a game becomes destructive of this end, it is the right of the gamer to abandon it, and to acquire a new game, guiding his choice with such principles and experience, as to him shall seem most likely to effect his Happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that a game long played should not be set aside for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience has shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abandoning the games which they have bought. But when a long train of abuses and irritations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce their pleasure to absolute Boredom, it is their right - it is their duty - to cease playing such games, and to pursue new experiences for their future delight. Such has been the patient sufferance of this gamer; and such is now the necessity which constrains me to alter my allocation of leisure time. The history of Destiny is a history of repeated irritations and frustrations, all having the direct object of the reduction of my enjoyment with this game. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.”

“Bungie has created a very small game, consisting of four small planet-themed maps, a social area, and a few crucible arenas.

Bungie has recycled content for the end-game, evidencing only the barest effort to provide a different experience.

Bungie has also recycled the map for the story missions, beginning them in the same area and engendering déjà vu.

Bungie has also recycled content for the Queen's Wrath event, and additionally removed other material benefits to experiencing this content.

Bungie has failed to provide an engaging story, offering in its place frustratingly enigmatic characters who "don't have time to explain why they don't have time to explain."

Bungie had refused their assent to content, the most entertaining and necessary for plotlines, but instead put it behind a paywall.

Bungie has exhibited Destiny's lore at a website unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the game of Destiny, for the sole purpose of discouraging players from discovering it.

Bungie has failed to provide methods to communicate with fellow players, either by movement of character or sound of voice.

Bungie has rewarded the least skilled in PvP matches, where verily a dominating player receives no item at all.

Bungie has refused, to correct the imbalances in PvP, the players remaining in the mean time exposed to all to the dangers of auto-rifles without, and shotguns within.”

“In every stage of these frustrations, I have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms on the Feedback forum: my repeated petitions have only been answered by repeated injury. A developer, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a bad game designer, is unlikely to supply fun games to a free people.

Nor have I been wanting in my time playing Destiny. I have from time to time played all the Crucible modes. I have conversed with my common kindred to join Heroic Strikes, which would supply challenge and interest. They too have felt the emotions of ennui and of frustration. I must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces my departure, and hold them, as I hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in PvP, in PvE Friends.

I, therefore, a gamer, with my fellows in Agreement, appealing to the supreme judge of the world for the rectitude of my intentions, do, in my own name and by the authority of my own rights, solemnly publish and declare, that I am, and of right ought to be, no longer playing Destiny, and that I will not be buying any DLC, and that I will give full voice to my reasons, and do all the other acts and things which a gamer may of right do.”

[spring sail]

right hand on the lasgun 12 i swear id pay money to watch some devs be forced to sit and look at what everyone posts about them on here and more so the forums

it’s gotta be expressions of pure annoyance and malice

[naive whale]

Devs Read Mean Tweets Posts

[spring sail]

i remember the dude who jumped the gun and posted a whole yap essay on all the negative points about the traitors curse patch

wasn’t given early testing or anything just absolutely full of shit lmao

they deleted it when the patch bugged and delayed an hour and then decided not to repost because people saw that

dilara is 100% right this community is off their god damn rocker

[naive whale]

Gamers, man. Smdh

[spring sail]

whoever’s reading this im letting you know that you’re wrong, you’re not getting better, pick up the script at the pharmacy today

[spring sail]

all you gotta do is turn the fucking thing on and fiddle with a controller

[agile olive]

when you call someone unhinged they are usually a little crazy I am going to say that this entire community is no longer attached to the door frame

[spring sail]

im one of them

can you believe that i actually at one point thought that the scion armor would follow the helmet that dropped months ago

[vital hull]

Hopefully fatshark will one day learn about version controll since every so often they re release same bugs

[spring sail]

after they crack the code i need them to pass the info on over to creative assembly

[serene chasm]

wtf is that essay above

[spring sail]

something about gay sex i only skimmed it

[dreamy haven]

forum users have so many L takes its not even funny anymore

[spring sail]

hope you’re not talking about one of my takes ill lash out 🙄

[dreamy haven]

😡😡😡🤬😡🤯

[copper dock]

Cracked me up.

[serene chasm]

nah of its about that imma read the whole thing

domt tempt me

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-side-eye-side-eye-look-gif-2172576260448763209

[loud blade]

THEYRE ADDING MORE VOICELINES WOOO

[faint falcon]

when the celerity stimm hits)

[pallid vault]

bruh

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/27ZRHEQF8tD_Yb/d1337zE1gsVA?invite=cr-MSxONWQsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[faint falcon]

I'm too high to not be scared about seeing this)

[hollow rover]

I loved seeing that on the Ogryn's for sometime, comically small missing texture head

[split trench]

He fell down

[grand spruce]

Tripped on a Nurgling

[mossy coral]

it's him

he's him

[pale locust]

he ragequit after rushing through the map

https://tenor.com/view/dunkey-im-the-joker-baby-joker-gif-14901921

[soft ingot]

Never meet heroes...

[west crystal]

Strange, maybe log out and try it again

[undone swift]

i loged out and tried it again since yesterday trying it now and then

still not working

[west crystal]

Then I'd advise on making a post on the forum

So that the supports can help

[undone swift]

ok i do that later gotta purge some heretics first

[burnt kernel]

Sniper said I've got a clear shot

[twilit bane]

lmao

[spring sail]

before i post this 2 things

1. i did not make this so

2. this took like 20 minutes

need to stress

the man who made this is not mentally well so im not as bad as him

[west crystal]

1. If you did not make it, how do you know it took 20 min
2. Why are we still alive

[spring sail]

because the original didn’t have the effects

[agile olive]

God finds the greatest comedy in making someone live and suffer

[spring sail]

simply green nurgl-inions throwing ass

[spring sail]

god your close ups are the most unnerving shit

[timber heart]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/453/485/e8a.jpg

[unique galleon]

Fuck idk how blue screens work

[grand spruce]

Why

[zinc cradle]

outplayed

[solar cedar]

Oh come the fuck on)

I hate this one so much)

[burnt kernel]

Yea its annoying. Do the smelter mission, at the VERY end where u just wait for the final door to open have the whole team just hide at the bottom of the stairs infront of the final door. push none stop until a shit ton of enemies group up then charge through them all. I've help a few ppl doing it like that.

[solar cedar]

I'm more pissed off at the fact that i'm off by 1 on my last attempt.)

[burnt kernel]

Tru lol I'd rather it not tell me haha

[wind sundial]

Do yall want the flight manuel

of the F 16

[modern fable]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wind sundial]

(as a disclaimer to admins, it is not classified docs don't nuke me please it's a joke)

[pale locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153279327513886770/1203999676106416158/psyker_stare.gif

[wind sundial]

I swear

Source : trust me bro

[pale locust]

bro thinks this is a War Thunder server

[wind sundial]

I think I'd get instant ban if I sent this lmfao

They wouldn't even bother to check

[charred turtle]

FBI is onto you

already

[wind sundial]

Oh they were from a long ago

I'm a god damn degenerate

[pale locust]

[wind sundial]

I MEAN

Haha jk

I'm a degen hunter :)

y'know like heretics killer and shit

Darktide all the way 👍

[charred turtle]

from a bellyache to a maggot burst

[slim mountain]

And so, it is done

This was agony

[spring sail]

i dig that sticker

[spring sail]

i remember when that mf leaked the abrams shit

we had an entire stand down for the day

i thought they were joking i was like "for war thunder, he did that for war thunder??"

[winter marlin]

"Waiter, Waiter!! more clipping on cosmetics please!!"

but for real, please large carcharadon please fix the hoods it's all i ask.

makes the best looking outfits for zealot unable to wear backpacks

[faint falcon]

friends)

[pale locust]

I thought his forearm was a gigachin

[faint falcon]

)

He's a chad for putting up with my zealot)

[pale locust]

visual reference

[marsh moth]

what is blud doing

[twilit bane]

i would altf4 right there tbh

[austere cedar]

All hail the Mighty Pinky Head

[spring sail]

I love passive aggressiveness so much lol

[hidden steppe]

finally got untouchable operative done

[unique stirrup]

A gigachin face option would be so GOOD looking in game

[winter marlin]

i just want them to look nice with backpacks :(

[twilit bane]

say the line varlet say it
"c-cadia s-stands"

[pale locust]

aw fuck now I see where the purple faces are coming from

[hexed tide]

I can’t wait to see some dude with a pink head and no pants and shirt

True driptide

[pale locust]

looks cool in the character selection

[fringe narwhal]

BMS player sighted

[zinc cradle]

do you just have to randomly choose options while making a new appearance until it works? or how do you do that. I tried a few times, but I'm afraid I'm too poor to keep going someone told me how to do it, but I'm not sure if they meant random appearance, or just lore option, and if it's lore I'm too poor https://gyazo.com/9e9f3d7c5329e8e62a20b068ef2b39ee

[grave mountain]

https://youtu.be/FIAZUcCAKsQ?si=tfzIWyvMCyT70I0B

For the Ogryns that need music to pick which shovel to bash the heretic’s brain with.

[austere cedar]

Can't tell. I'm not the Ogryn in that pic, neither I know him. It was a funny encounter, thats all!

[winter marlin]

why it do the jiggle?

[limpid falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-helicopter-zombies-gif-13333281

average poxwalker horde on auric damnation maelstrom

[dawn solstice]

Not even Brad Pitt would survive it

[bronze viper]

Done 🫡 says 10 but only took 5 🤨

[signal ingot]

ninjagryn will hunt you down with shuriken rocks

[mellow compass]

Congrats!

The way Runt says "Tox bomber!" Lol it's so cute.

[mystic dirge]

This is too funny

[undone swift]

Is anyone else getting this error when trying to recreate their character?

[west crystal]

Was gonna say some one had that yesterday but it's you

[undone swift]

Yeah I revalidated the files

Uninstalled and reinstalled

It’s only that one character

Probably cause I made him a Cadian he refuses to change

[pale locust]

entire system needs to be patched up, people come out from it with missing textures

[mental sparrow]

I actually saw this

I screenshotted it but I booted up terraria and forgot to post it here

I thought it was a mod or whatever

[visual quiver]

same

[hoary pelican]

These penances are not counting for me anymore. Anyone have the same issue?

They have been the same number in the past 10 or so games

[burnt kernel]

Yup The burster one doesnt work it seems

[brazen orchid]

same

[wicked thistle]

maybe something to do with the cadian exclusive pink eyes and cuthroat voice pack?

[undone swift]

oh good point

[undone swift]

you were right about it i forgot to change the eye color thats why the error occured you are a genius

[median harbor]

🇹🇷

[west crystal]

Good to know if someone else ask

[pulsar flax]

same problem, though i heard that for the reaper and poxbuster one that if you get damaged by said enemy once at all in the mission then you can't progress it any more

take that with some salt though because i dont know how much truth that holds, i've kinda given up on thoses penances for now

[charred turtle]

not really

not with the eyes at least

[dawn axle]

same with dogs and bursters, yeah

reaper progresses... slowly, since I tend to avoid standing in their arc of fire in the first place (and they often die before they can fire), but it progresses

[short zinc]

I’ve had the same problem with Auric maelstrom survivor. It stopped counting after 2. Finally died at 4 cuz I joined a group and everyone split up for some reason.

[pale locust]

had a four-psyker match and it felt seriously fun
everyone specced into a different staff, different blitzes, in a full group we felt unstoppable
like how psykers should be, armies of humans stood no chance

moebian guardsmen need to rely on cover and terrain advantage to stand a chance while we cast shields and poke at them from afar with vollelyball nukes

[untold merlin]

why is my veteran shy

[serene chasm]

lore accurate krieger

[faint falcon]

it's okay pal me too)

[limpid falcon]

reminds me of that one comic where there was a space marine stormtrooper

"erm..arent you a little big to be a stormtrooper?"

[fierce jay]

Wtf is this

[serene chasm]

hehehe

[mellow compass]

Finally I can use twins in creature spawner. ... the height difference with Runt LOL ....

"runt asked for no pickles"

[pale locust]

how? is it a manual tweak or did the mod get patched?

[mellow compass]

Just got updated. but the twins werent actually mentioned in the changelog

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/linkara-coming-for-you-vagina-finda-did-you-learn-your-lesson-hmm-gif-14008494

finally the fart cloud is gone

[mellow compass]

I couldnt find them in any category so I just used "all" to find and spawn them

[pale locust]

they were always there, they just spawned a fart cloud if you tried to

[mellow compass]

I remember .. But I think if i recall they were in the boss category ? or maybe not ...

[faint falcon]

Sefoni is stealing our textures someone stop her!!!)

[wheat phoenix]

Catachan sized fellas

[faint falcon]

which mod is this? I would like to get refs of the twins)

[limpid falcon]

[faint falcon]

what's wrong with wanting accurate refs of the twins 🤨 )

[limpid falcon]

you ask for the name of the mod. while he said the name of the mod

[mellow compass]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/25?tab=description

[faint falcon]

hol up 🔍 )

[limpid falcon]

Do i need to inject you with more chaos pus

[faint falcon]

Bro I'm tired and in pain gimme a break lmfao)

[limpid falcon]

I will replace your car's battery with a box of mac and cheese

[zinc cradle]

I spent a bit more than 1h trying every single lore permutations, it didn't work tried spam randomize for 30m too. I guess I'm not gonna be like the cool kids, a ogryn with pink head

[pale locust]

it's this type of obscure meme that gets lost to time immediately after posting
but not on my watch

it joins the ranks

[limpid falcon]

thank you Mr.NotFuegonasus

[worn wyvern]

huh

[limpid falcon]

fucked up on some moebian sixth stimms

dhmu

[grand spruce]

This was my case when I picked up a grimoire

[dim hearth]

who that

[dim hearth]

he looks familiar

[scarlet spire]

rip this guys untoachable operative

[frigid fossil]

iirc it’s Rannick

[wicked thistle]

Zola will walk out on the lower walkway, Rannick occasionally steps out onto the higher one

[round crypt]

"hmm, yes, this gun is made of gun"

[quaint igloo]

boowomp

[torpid nymph]

But janfrooooon you already made a video with this meme!!!

https://youtu.be/KtTewWo4uOI

it does make me happy tho

I hope we get darktride 3 memes one day

wait

im a fucking idiot

Im leaving this here as record

forgive me

[grand spruce]

Now, do the family guy pose

[trim falcon]

hmmmmm

[grand spruce]

You have scared the daemonhost!

[torpid nymph]

did u win

[torpid nymph]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915168547255246902/1160038192079196231/warp.png?ex=66359ac1&is=662325c1&hm=933e7dab306da4b34e25efa95ede037582df7388a410f92046b8f59b68e9e7c9&

[trim falcon]

Yeah I got my auric storm tag off it actually 🙏

[torpid nymph]

WHAT

re

i want that

[trim falcon]

Good luck 🫡

There are some pretty crazy modifiers but some simpler ones too if your willing to wait out the rotations

[torpid nymph]

yeah thats what im planning on

[trim falcon]

And if your quick you can usually do the same one again before it cycles out

[torpid nymph]

Im doing it on zealot for thje most survivability i can have

[trim falcon]

Yeah I’d be most comfortable as them or a shout veteran

[frigid fossil]

DOnt be a bitch. Go play scab only melee only

[blissful osprey]

https://youtu.be/rSghx17uRHE?si=O7zhGpRdl2NakbgV As requested from a few people, i made a quick penance guide on "Bullseye"

IDK whether to put this in gameplay help or not, so ill keep it here

[frigid fossil]

oh is that the bottle one?

[blissful osprey]

indeed

[frigid fossil]

I remember going fucking mental over trying to find it

[blissful osprey]

same 😆 i was thinking it was in the bars around the map, but realized that there were way more than 12, so i figured there must be a specific set

and lo and behold

[frigid fossil]

YEAH i was told the fucking blue bottles with the little marks on them were what i should hit

[granite aspen]

ok loose cannon 🤨 📸

[torpid nymph]

loose cannon my beloved

thats also the only modded hud I like

u have done well

[torpid nymph]

LMAOOOO

[sharp snow]

"native quality"? that's just no upscaling with extra steps

[flint hollow]

mmmmh, something is wrong with this description

[sharp snow]

💀

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/alrighty-then-jim-carrey-ace-ventura-gif-7715492

[olive condor]

what de dog dooin

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-amazing-cute-adorable-gif-17604474

[torpid nymph]

https://tenor.com/kR0cSZadazm.gif

dog said

[mystic dirge]

take celerity stims to boost your reflexes

[mossy coral]

You see big man, when you hold stub revolver like this, you will never shoot the inaccurate for fear of hitting fingers

Speaking of, I wonder if they're ever going to allow more poses to use more guns

[west crystal]

iirc Lopus once said it's part of the plans, but that it's not as easy as it look, and wasn't important enough to be in the priorities

[spring sail]

you think there’s any pain

[torpid nymph]

the urge to edit a subway into his hand

[faint falcon]

i can't stop laughing about his expression omg)

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0txxOvjiI

[spring sail]

bruh what is unc doin

[mossy coral]

trying to meet the voidmistress

[storm hemlock]

thank you

[serene chasm]

malice gaming

[faint falcon]

lol)

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-remove-coat-fight-henry-cavill-gif-11841541

[loud blade]

Finally, after over a year of waiting

I like these gloves a lot

[velvet gust]

this is the funniest shit I've ever seen

[hidden barn]

[merry schooner]

guess we're in the same lobby lmao

[stoic citrus]

i have fallen and i cant get up

[solemn fiber]

What the hell happened to the Commissary lady?!

They done massacred her

OH WAIT SHE'S THE TRAITOR

[spring sail]

i made this for non-darktide joke but thought i should put here

darktide related in that when the playerbase finally 0's out this will be the update that turns it into space marine game

[ruby briar]

yeahhh the whole story with the traitor becomes more interesting when you watch the cutscenes on your second character imo

seeing her being weird in the backgrounds

[solemn fiber]

I'm the traitor, raaaaaaah!

[pale locust]

left 4 dead 2 bullet impact sound effects

immersion ruined

[serene chasm]

ration enjoyer

love when the penance message pops up for everyone when i play my ogryn.

[limpid falcon]

lore accurate stims

[red merlin]

is this where you post streams? lol sorry if isnt

https://www.twitch.tv/klawbubz

[limpid falcon]

some guy joined the lobby,

immediately saw i was a psyker

and then left

[wispy folio]

why would fatshark do this to me

[mellow compass]

XD thats messed up

I didnt know mutants can dodge rocks? or just pathed at the wrong time for me. it hurt my heart

also funny dog hop XDDD

[vernal sparrow]

we almost matched, but dang do I like this lineup

[candid rapids]

Average ogryn gameplay

[dusk stag]

i think i figured out the twitch meta

[soft ingot]

Very funny! ULGO KRUMP THEM ALL

[thorn trench]

Name a better psyker name

[faint falcon]

LMFAO)

[limpid falcon]

anything in relation to wizards or sorcerers

[frigid fossil]

i saw Gundalf once

[thorn trench]

My name is especially important if I overload

If I overload, all I need to say is "Please refer to my name"

[spring sail]

weve lost contact with the strike team

[granite aspen]

i remember meeting a psyker named Emperors-Bussy

[mystic dirge]

shouldnt it be Psussy?

[granite aspen]

psussyphus spends his days building peril yet never exploding

[spring sail]

lol that actually got me that’s good

[tepid coral]

B O X

[weary condor]

Mine is called UKnowMyNameBeloved

[wet flax]

I'm jealous, I hope I can one day be servitorized after suffering a fatal wound.
She's genuinely blessed to have a second chance to serve in the Emperor's name.

[torpid nymph]

based and emperor pilled

[wet flax]

Such is his mercy, that even traitors might find penance and maybe even redemption

[dusky cobalt]

aaaaAAAAA

just give me the penance dangit

[pale locust]

rare spot for a beast of nurgle to be

[mental junco]

This is the equivalent of a cat stuck on a roof and doing nothing to get down

[velvet burrow]

A little bit late, but that's oki.

https://youtu.be/yE2HK50yaMM?si=bwlwMNMK89s17krr

[solemn verge]

i did it

[dusk stag]

i love how the box will just instakill everything that isnt a monstrosity

with like...maybe 1 or 2 exceptions lol

[limpid falcon]

pretty sure it instakills even terrors if you land a headshot

even if they dont die all that explosive AOE damage will make them

[dusk stag]

it does more damage than the brainburst too iirc

so an ogryn lobbing a box at your head does more damage than a psyker literally exploding it from the inside

[limpid falcon]

ogryns are world's greatest baseball players

[dusk stag]

so true

[limpid falcon]

they can pitch, they can bat

and by god can they run to homeplate

[dusk stag]

i wonder if the imperium has any like

sports

[limpid falcon]

probably equivilants to football (both american and everywhere else versions)

in hive cities

[dusk stag]

Definitely soccer variants in hive cities

since all you need is a ball and feet

[limpid falcon]

rugby is also a high possibility for space marines

[dusk stag]

but i mean like...organized sports

[limpid falcon]

WHF has bloodbowl which is just football

[dusk stag]

technically blood bowl isnt canon tho i dont think

[limpid falcon]

the best part of warhammer?

anything can be canon

[dusk stag]

true

orc boobz can be canon

i just have to believe

[limpid falcon]

orks probably also have sports

but very violent ones

like squig racing

[dusk stag]

We know orks play games to an extent

like

the face eatin squigs

[limpid falcon]

techpriests upon achieving access to an XBOX 360

[dusk stag]

tech priests upon discovering the red light of death

[spring sail]

why did black magic voodoo fixes work on the xbox 360 and literally no other devices

wrapping it towels and using rice like an asshole

turn it on

works

like ok

tech priest type shit

[serene chasm]

horny ass knife zealots

[twilit bane]

psyker moment :((((

[serene chasm]

WATCHIN'. WAITIN'. PLOTTIN'.

[marsh moth]

this is what claw sword players dream about

[serene chasm]

ew, whats that ugly karking thing at the end

[marsh moth]

no armour

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[marsh moth]

did it not register?

[twilit bane]

nah i dont think i tried to swap i havent used assail in forever and i was just penance grinding

[marsh moth]

oh yeah, sometimes it doesnt register my swap and i continue throwing

[twilit bane]

yup happens to me too i dont remember if that was the case there though

[marsh moth]

I dont use shriek so im fked if It happens

[twilit bane]

i use it for damage so 90% of the time im fucked even if i bring it

[spring sail]

is that the mouse of the mourningstar himself?

[serene chasm]

dunno what ya mean

[spring sail]

sometimes the bit lands sometimes it flops

way she goes

[spring sail]

I’ve mastered the parry

This war will be over soon

[spring sail]

dark aint it

[sand plume]

Emperor's bowels, what is this hairstyle? Attacked by a rogue electric razor? 😄

[mental junco]

Kind of wish we get new hairstyles

[spring sail]

Krall needs to be lined against a wall and executed for calling himself a barber

Dickhead couldn’t cut a steak never mind hair

[untold jasper]

[tepid coral]

Just found a random encounter

[fast wasp]

I have returned, to post this.

[fierce quest]

That gives me vibes of cursed WW1 firearms

[steady turret]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/28OejKh5V2Urpo/d1337wux0qX0?invite=cr-MSwzUTQsNTU3NTg0NDUs

[limpid falcon]

Fatshark please give us actual long hair..we need more hobos in this world

[slate marsh]

Please clean the servitor after you use it 😡

[real solstice]

Not the barbers fault, that's skin disease

[worn wren]

If we ever do there's gonna be like 5 new ones, three of which will look good and will instantly be used by everyone.

Unless they add 15 or more I'd say don't even bother

[west crystal]

There are a couple of unreleased ones (Not sure if used by Npc though)

[twilit bane]

we still dont even have fixes for the clipping with current ones

[north totem]

I love this lmfao
I wish people would talk more in missions :’)

[faint falcon]

are you sure it's not mange?)

[sand plume]

I have no idea 😄

[brazen orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsupt1vObI

[near adder]

beautiful reaction

[full cypress]

https://youtu.be/svlPYd67yuI

You can tell like

this was entirely GW's idea from how lazy this is executed lol

No new minis, no unique stuff, just pre-existing models

[west crystal]

How likely would it be if they put codes in the box that can be used in the game ?

[full cypress]

No idea. Its just a shame GW put zero effort into this thing

id love some proper Moebian 6th/Inquisitorial minis in this shit

[west crystal]

Best thing they could actually do would be a Kill Team pack, maybe 1 for Dreg and 1 for Scab (Though the Scab models already exist for the most part, but new "Chaos" Ogryn model would be so great)

[full cypress]

It seems like just a smaller blackstone fortress

im not a tabletop nerd enough to know if people will actually buy this so lol

[limpid falcon]

Give us an actual inquisitor grendyl mini GW

[west crystal]

Half Gellerpox and half Blackstone fortress I think

[full cypress]

Yep.

the only "foreign" minis are the kasrkin/ogryn

oh yeah also the poxwalkers

[brazen orchid]

official 6th sculpts would've made this decent

i agree

[full cypress]

Yeah GW being out of touch, nothing new

tho cant wait for people to blame Fatshark for this when they literally had no decision behind it

[brazen orchid]

already happened in vet chat

"fatshark is making this shit instead of making new content for dt"

[wheat ivy]

Yea they totally put all the game devs to work on a board game.

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-monkey-gif-27630897

[full cypress]

The problem is

Vet chat

Instant opinion exterminatus

[wheat ivy]

Was going to say it could atleast be a cheap way to get the Pious Vorne model, but turns out you can get her for like £10 on Ebay

[twilit bane]

ayoooooooo

[wicked thistle]

Dont worry, new models with be included in the next patch

[twilit bane]

are they just reselling stuff bundled for tabletop or is there a board game

[full cypress]

Yes and yes

GW not half-ass a box challenge

[west crystal]

Fairness to GW, they didn't do that to Curse City iirc

[full cypress]

That one was even worse

it was a great box that sold out and they said nothing on the matter until releasing it awhile later lol

[west crystal]

Curse City has/had good miniatures

Stake gun

Tbh the hero side is (nearly) all wins

For the bad guys, not as much

[wheat ivy]

Radukars other model is better tbh

[west crystal]

The only bad guy I quite liked was the shovel dude, and only for the shovel

[minor spruce]

Godbless the shovel

[west crystal]

Shovels have confirmed that Squats will be in Darktide

/s

[gritty burrow]

dude didnt take ammo wth

infinite bullets

[split trench]

Why does he get KASRKIN armor and a hotshot lasgun and I dont? 😭

[west crystal]

Cause GW is lazy and reuse miniatures from other packs instead of creating some for the game

[split trench]

Noticed with the Sixth figures they had

Lmao even.

[west crystal]

Gellepox and I forgot their name

[grand spruce]

If they'll ever make a model for the crusher

I'll forgive them

[west crystal]

Already exist

[west crystal]

Wait it's not exactly the same

[spring sail]

i can relate to the RENEGADE OGRYN BERSERKER WITH POST

some days really got you feeling like that

[faint falcon]

today)

[glad plover]

All dogs got to get to heaven somehow I guess

[faint falcon]

KX-8's voice same-day shipped it to Hel)

[inland vigil]

thought this clip was nice

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-woah-dance-woah-gif-13574650

hit em with the woah

[frigid fossil]

this is actually a teaser for the upcoming weapon drops

[full cypress]

[serene chasm]

from 1 round?

this mf cheating

[faint falcon]

treasure hunter zealot probably)

[mystic dirge]

quickplay auric and scour absolutely everything and help someone get the skull and some idols

ez

[serene chasm]

ew

[serene chasm]

scripture 🤓

[olive condor]

Helldivers 2 at home:

(i think this joke is not new, too obvious)

[spring sail]

when’s warpdivers coming out

[olive condor]

btw that poor psyker survived the inevitable

[faint falcon]

GONNA BLLLLOW *psyker explosion*)

[red sundial]

"Liar"

[tulip gulch]

Imma keep it real ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[quasi surge]

i think ive heard this song somewhere before

[manic musk]

trying out ogryn again

[frigid fossil]

this shoulda been worth way more PP tbh

[olive condor]

Me in front of my teammates after i let them die to pox walkers to rescue them for the penance:

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[vestal leaf]

That poor Ammo modifier 😦

[versed drum]

Wife and husband both Auric Storm Survivors 🙂 https://www.twitch.tv/shizueal

[cedar dome]

hey LazyShark where is my lasgun with ironsights?

nice false marketing 🤨

[torpid nymph]

whats this from?

[charred turtle]

This lasgun without scope was in some old gameplay video from fs

[cedar dome]

STRAIGHT FROM THE STEAM PAGE 😤

caps

[cedar dome]

I know, one of the early trailers

[charred turtle]

Big ol' eagle decorated the gun back then

Btw, the old model is still used by moebian sixth units

[cedar dome]

I'll never get why they put that fugly optic on the lasgun

"this is not cod" -proceeds to vomit an abomination on it

[charred turtle]

Dunno, maybe cus the modifications got scrapped

[cedar dome]

like show me an artwork where lasguns are kitted out with holo sights

[charred turtle]

Sniper rifle is the lasgun

For example

[cedar dome]

hellbore is more of a sniper and it doesnt have holo sight?

[charred turtle]

Lol

[cedar dome]

same for headhunter

[charred turtle]

Hellbore without scope was obvious for fs

[spiral bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202161407999610880/1232288194209251328/gotthedog.mp4?ex=6628e950&is=662797d0&hm=1411582c581039170fa5a431925599d24abb3862986598d782cdfd227a9e84da&

[minor spruce]

NOT THE POOCH!

[minor spruce]

Its so much worse that I can recognise the original

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ignited-bonnie-jumpscare-meme-gif-4646093562718691418

[dreamy olive]

how’s everyone doing with the emperor’s battlepass

[quiet delta]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EjBAV5IouBc?feature=share

[twilit bane]

BRO

I WAS THE PSYKER

[olive condor]

well i was wondering if i meet someone here from the games

[twilit bane]

the other one

[olive condor]

helo

[twilit bane]

hi

[warped lantern]

This is beautiful

[faint falcon]

@sweet vale trinket for you)

[grand spruce]

This is probably the most random thing ever posted on the darktide discord server

[faint falcon]

no I've seen someone post a brap gf copypasta reading video with a timestamp of 69 seconds into it in #zealot-class )

[serene chasm]

i forgot that zealot channel existed 🙏

[faint falcon]

wise....)

[sweet vale]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY)

[serene chasm]

a shovel launcher was in FC5

[sweet vale]

inhale we need one in the 40k universe 🙏

[limpid falcon]

Ogryn armor

[cedar dome]

how the fuck am I supposed to do auric storm survivor like this?

just give me an option to opt out of games that are already in progress

is it that hard? IncompetentShark?

[wet matrix]

They dont want that because than people wouldnt ever join games thatre in progress. But with how volatile there game is it needs to be an option.

On an unrelated note why is it everytime i see you youre complaining?

No offense

[cedar dome]

that's a fair question, I'm just venting my frustration I guess

[wet matrix]

Fair enough. Game pisses me off too

[cedar dome]

I want to like this game, I really do but there is soooooo many bs I'm losing my sanity

I was 4/5 btw for the penance, just to add insult to injury

so I'm a tiny bit livid atm

[wet matrix]

Ive literally never seen that happen so yeah id be mad too

Seems like the games doing it to spite you

[cedar dome]

yeah I should just stop playing for a time, this is not healthy

[mental junco]

Yeah it’s really best to stick to a 4 stack for the challenge

[limpid falcon]

How it feels to play vanilla because im too stupid to properly set up mods

[green heron]

How it feels to play eat vanilla because im too stupid to properly set up mods

[olive condor]

How it feels to play vanila because im too stupid to properly set up mods

https://tenor.com/view/van-mini-mouse-gif-21687246

[limpid falcon]

Get this man a true

How it feels to play vanilla because im too stupid to properly set up mods

[green heron]

How it feels to play vanilla because im too stupid to properly set up mods

[limpid falcon]

Womp

[vivid parcel]

How it stupid

[limpid falcon]

Yeah id like to solve the puzzle

[broken briar]

Psychic connection with random teammates feels so good in this game https://youtu.be/71is5l1b7Sg?si=C1J8ielFw9oZuSER

[stark lotus]

Have ye a moment to hear about the God Emperor, sinner?

[spring sail]

jerma 🫵😲

[north totem]

lmfao

[limpid falcon]

snipers dont know what strategic positioning is

[fast wasp]

well he was told to shoot the people far away, the zealot was close, so he didn't count.

[cobalt hedge]

meme.

[unique galleon]

Kinda wish Snipers would position selves in hard to reach places, feels more accurate for them to be perched on a balcony picking off squads and such

[wheat phoenix]

They sometimes do that on the hacking event on the train assassination mission

[limpid falcon]

"Dude why are we losing 95% of our forces? we're literally in the thousands in numbers!"
The smite psyker that's on every single stim known to man:

[spring sail]

made me giggle

[limpid falcon]

joining the armies of chaos is alot more fun than living in glorified Chicago

[unborn finch]

on god

imagine being a traitor & watching some freaky little bitch who weighs 60 pounds shoot 2billion years worth of hate out of their fingertips in2 a crowd of 100 people & exploding them from the inside in under 5 seconds & then get ordered to charge at them immediately after seeing that

[limpid falcon]

shoutout to psykers that know what they're doing and understand their classes limitations

[unborn finch]

good smite psykers never take damage since they’ll constantly be regenerating toughness due to the peril cleansing / gaining perks

live on that shit, ride the lightning

[limpid falcon]

assail psykers with the proper build being yondu

[dusky cobalt]

this guy is cool

entire lobby got into it and now hes holding lobby hostage

cant votekick either cuz lobby is split in half over who is wrong here

[slate patio]

Devs for not allowing solo play

[dusky cobalt]

yeah

this guy sounds like he touches children tho fr. id report him to the fbi if i knew where they lived

this guy is also a cool guy

they dont votekick they other guy cuz they agree with him

[cyan terrace]

Probably the best roll I have ever found

tempted to make it transcended for the meme

[cyan terrace]

Did it for the meme

[slender tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[dense kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934062419733536768/1232565569446875136/wined_and_dined.mov?ex=6629eba3&is=66289a23&hm=e668e993a2dfb54c21d134e4382935f316cc1bf47bd6fcf72887c50e7349b2ff&

[granite aspen]

i made a self portrait

[cobalt hedge]

I must know the song in this meme

[serene chasm]

its not hard

[mystic dirge]

good on you for not taking them big ammo packs

[granite aspen]

sike

[faint falcon]

Now to find a way to make an Ogryn variant lol)

[wheat phoenix]

King Dedede

[coarse island]

probably not low gothic but nurgle cult runes like you see around in the game but yeah

[mystic dirge]

Saw that recently, the handsome ogryn struggling with the words gets me every time

[unique galleon]

VETERAN KIRBY STOP HOGGING ALL THE AMMO

[sweet vale]

@faint falcon a man can dream...)

[jagged pilot]

My brother in the emperor that is the fun

[faint falcon]

slobbering like a mastiff at the thought)

[sweet vale]

Control your self jeez)

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/theadventuresofbuddy-buddy-drool-gif-19581679

[sweet vale]

Do not start at me like that)

[wet matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[pale locust]

modern day dice would fuck it up, don't even bother

battlefield 3-4 era dice would be golden

[sweet vale]

Yeah I wish fatshark had the technical know how to do a game like this no hate toward them but the fact that dark tide still needs a launcher to operate is a little obsurd)

[pale locust]

the launcher is the least of Fatshark's worries lmao

first time in 5 years I've seen someone say that launcher specifically is an issue of the game

[sweet vale]

it's not that it drags the game down its just shows the age of the methods they use to make a game work ,like what I said before is a little obsurd)

[pale locust]

yeah, Bitsquid engine has been a thing since the 2010s and all of their games have been made on it

well now it's called Autodesk Stingray

[sweet vale]

You have to admire the work arounds they came up to make an engine of that age work with little issue and I say little a bit loosely)

[olive condor]

😳

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-dog-tearing-up-dog-gif-15461765574925226779

[faint falcon]

he no longer wanted to settle for just imagining the smell)

[faint falcon]

LMAO SHUT UP)

[pale locust]

the mastermind, the executor, the shrek

[sweet vale]

Lmao now you can't unsee it haha)

[faint falcon]

The Alpha Male has entered the fray ♂️ 🐺)

[burnt kernel]

We did it boys....the god roll

(Looks like shit coz I'm at work playing on my steamdeck lol)

[sweet vale]

Do not say that you heathen)

[faint falcon]

Sir I have bad news for you
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Skitarii_Alpha )

[sweet vale]

I'm gonna frow up)

[faint falcon]

pox hound cleaning crew incoming....)

[manic musk]

iirc "Shrek" means terror in german so it still fits

[faint falcon]

I love that Sanders is just incapable of looking any other way besides crusty)

he's like one of those long haired dogs with the tear stains around the eyes)

[west crystal]

Schreck

[manic musk]

ah ty

[west crystal]

Iirc it's where Shriek come from in english

[manic musk]

makes sense

[pallid lance]

Sniper caught in gay baby jail. What is his next sentence?

[wet matrix]

Suffer not the heretic to speak

[faint falcon]

he's trying to pay for his own bail I see, unless he's scratching his ass)

[pallid lance]

He couldn't fire from this cell and just wondered around it while periodically scratching ass

Hilarious as hell

[faint falcon]

LMAO HE WAS ACTUALLY SCRATCHING HIS ASS THOUGH 😭 )

planet of the apes behavior)

[serene chasm]

bros ass was itching so bad

[glad plover]

Well yeah he's got every illness known to man crammed into him with no relief but his hands

[weary knoll]

I mean they are nurgle worshippers

[faint falcon]

Pox hound mange, warp scabies, rashes galore 🤮 )

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C0uC1EVh9U

[pallid lance]

Game is being malicious

[marsh moth]

haha sword go brr

[elder fractal]

what's your setup?

[manic musk]

fear the slap

[wheat elbow]

Is easy for ogryn

[wheat elbow]

Confident strike, my beloved

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/299S9id5FH3dkB/d1337MQhMZjW?invite=cr-MSxxbEssMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[storm hemlock]

we're gonna need another mugshot, love

[elder fractal]

thank you, and the sword?

[marsh moth]

Mk4 claw, ramage and shred is the meta

[spring sail]

your curios

[frosty finch]

Real

[lean vessel]

The perfect loop doesn't exi-

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxNT88KXcBjfv5IQaDfBtRsd-8hLDUGACv?si=UqhZhLD-Yhap0yjB

[fierce quest]

That was one chaotic game on obscura den, but hell Infiltrate melee Vet is absolute blast

Sadly 4 people during this match uhh, left

[cobalt hedge]

is that shotgun modded or from a weapon skin

[lean vessel]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/277

[fierce quest]

Scab Sniper just has a good gaming fridge on his desk smh

[marsh moth]

did some parkour to get on here

[cobalt hedge]

idk who this man is but he came outta nowhere and i nearly died laughing

[faint falcon]

fantastic find)

[faint falcon]

LET ME USE THE TITLE)

you should get that checked out man)

[fast wasp]

yeah snipers when not shooting'll just go about and scratch their ass, it's technically supposed to be them taking the magazine out and swapping it with another one, but the magazine doesn't leave the gun... though even if it did, it could be them scratching their ass with a battery.

[frozen heron]

8/10 missions without deaths too 😭

[inland vigil]

2 hours to do this btw

[soft ingot]

Ulgo need Gaius Soy-jack-in pointing at Ulgo!

[vestal leaf]

Doing us proud big guy

[dense kraken]

Me playing darktide right now

I got swarmed by six crushers

[main widget]

old me would have gotten hit by one of them

[sweet vale]

no)

[faint falcon]

he got heresy'd)

[faint falcon]

yes.)

[sweet vale]

no)

[faint falcon]

why are they holding the no like it's a child being swung by the arms between them)

[sweet vale]

:3c why not)

[faint falcon]

they should abandon the no and just hold hands directly)

[sweet vale]

what if we hold hands .w.)

[sweet vale]

:3c)

[faint falcon]

LET US HOLD HANDS... IN PRAYER...)

[sweet vale]

no)

no prayer >:3)

[faint falcon]

THATS HERESY)

[soft ingot]

No time boss! Get me the ammo crate!

Ulgo will use these wisely

[sweet vale]

lmao)

[wicked tide]

Looks like I'm doing another mission for this penance...

[soft ingot]

Good

Do full mishon

If not

Weakling

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/29dcNbWPI_6cgD/d1337ElUQoGF?invite=cr-MSx3YkUsMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[faint falcon]

bro c'mon, delete that)

[warped lantern]

I'm obviously choosing the cheetos

Over that shit

[faint falcon]

well yeah but that's not a pic for here 😭)

[soft ingot]

Huh?

[faint falcon]

dw bout it it was deleted)

[faint falcon]

he looks like a friend)

[manic musk]

that helmet always makes me think of a netrunner from CP

[vestal zodiac]

Uhhhhhhhhh

[torpid nymph]

The very first frame of this video goes so hard

looks like you are throwing lightning withy the sword

[wet matrix]

It happens sometimes. Pretty common glitch

[limpid falcon]

it does poison damage

[hardy falcon]

Was helping a friend do Karnak Twins Damnation and its moments like these that keep me coming back to this game. Name one other game where combat is this visceral, this up in your face, with OSTs this good with your party simultaneously hating each other while also demanding they all stand and die together

[pale locust]

"combat is this visceral"
spams left click

every single time

[hardy falcon]

Tbf that Evi just tickles my brain in a way the other one doesn’t

[pale locust]

I mean it works, but I love mixing up my attacks as much as possible
to really get those style points going

[hardy falcon]

Tbf at some point in that fight my brain just turned off and said whatever happens happens

[pale locust]

on karnak twins yeah, I can see that happening lol

[torpid nymph]

the problem with this game is that it looks absolutely boring to play when watching

but gameplay is so different

[marsh moth]

This makes me happy

[limpid falcon]

TaxThePoor and my ogryn Kapitalist would be good friends

[limpid falcon]

this combat system will make you SHIT out of your ass

W + M1

[burnt kernel]

Who is at fault here coz laddeh and rudge were at eachothers throats after this.

[mellow compass]

The video is really pixelated and it's hard to tell what's going on.. but from waht i can kind of make out ideally Laddeh should have pushed it away since it was right in their face from what i can make out, and if the ogryn pushed it it might have pushed it towards the two of them depending on the angle he pushed . mistakes happen in the game though all the time.. no point arguing over it

got every penace for every class done... so happy

[coarse island]

Gaming

[faint falcon]

Gaming)

the vet named Mom lol)

[faint falcon]

LMAO)

[mossy coral]

He did not have rock

Very understandable

[faint falcon]

Didn't have big enough shovel)

[fierce quest]

Sometimes you gotta act like parental figure in public games

[grand spruce]

How dense are their claws

Did they originate from a planet with an incredibly strong gravitational pull or something

[faint falcon]

Maybe they pulled a Ruststalker and use adaptive resonance to super vibrate through armor LMAO

or someone got melted a little before hand)

[grand spruce]

Asteras trying not to put "LMAO" in their messages challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[fierce quest]

Let them cook

[faint falcon]

Perchance, do you wanna make out... 👉👈)

[fierce quest]

That's not how you rizz people I am afraid

[faint falcon]

I know)

[mellow compass]

I love Mom. Shes a nice lady who keeps it classy. I enjoy playing her when I get to because a lot of people end up roleplaying with her (like she is their mom and they go out of their way to protect her), for example the other day I was playing her and this Ogryn asked me if she recognized him as her son.. Mom responded by telling him that of course, and that she called him on Christmas and he didnt answer, and she was sad about it. He replied "uh oh... :( " something like that, and disconnected XDDDD

[faint falcon]

There's a known phenomenon in nature (specifically with parrotfish teeth) where the material gets more dense at the edges due to how the molecular structure behaves, something along those lines. I'll try to find a video on it)

[fierce quest]

🤨

Actually kind of adorable

I wish my pubs weren't uhh, mean or straight up bad

[mellow compass]

XDDD I love it. Especially when you get those teammates that dont want to pick up heals or ammo for themselves, mom types in chat that she will ground them if they dont do it and they backtrack for her and tell her sorry XDDDD

[faint falcon]

You made him feel guilty on accident 😭)

My zealot gives people the urge to inject random stimms into him. That's about it)

[fierce quest]

Then again each time I see an ogryn in lobby I type Dios Mio, La Creatura

[faint falcon]

the creature)

[fierce quest]

Maybe I am not so sociable...

[fierce quest]

Also, is that a HAT VET?

[faint falcon]

an article on how parrotfish teeth work, and how that might factor into explaining the density of alien bug claws who have access to some crazy space materials
https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/fish/tough-teeth-and-parrotfish-poop#:~:text=Parrotfish teeth are made of,hardest biomineral in the world. )

[mellow compass]

what does that mean? i dont understand

[grand spruce]

I'll look into it

[faint falcon]

Vet with a hat)

[grand spruce]

Vetenerian hat

[fierce quest]

Veteran bearing a hat, Commisar Cap, that one hat from penance with goggles

I am mentally drunk all the times, sorry

I can't type, kurwa

[mellow compass]

no sorry my bad ..

[mossy coral]

There have been three commissar caps so far, all of them have been cash shop cosmetics

[faint falcon]

for the Commissar IRL)

[fierce quest]

I personally love the Munitorum garrison cap from penance

Lovely fella

[faint falcon]

I use that one on my vet)

[mellow compass]

yeah i like Mom's face I wouldnt want to cover it up

[fierce quest]

Very good

[faint falcon]

I like my vet's beard I don't wanna cover it up)

[fierce quest]

Make Emperor proud with that hat

Beard + Hat vet goes hard indeed

[faint falcon]

actual old man look)

[fierce quest]

My Vet looks like being around 30s-40s I feel

He's all about Heretic slaughter, getting shit done

Allergic to Plasma Gun though

[faint falcon]

mine looks like he's 40 going on 70 but acts like he's in his mid 20s ( 🍺 ))

[fierce quest]

[faint falcon]

#darktide-driptide message

[fierce quest]

Very drippy

[faint falcon]

very stinky)

[faint falcon]

taking lactase before drinking a big milkshake)

[spring sail]

I’m violently american when it comes to fast food so at whatever food place ill have burger fries chocolate milkshake and after 20+ years of defiance only now does the milkshake not make my stomach dissolve

[odd river]

Me, as a Swed (insert any other Scandinavian), looking down upon rest of Europe not being able to consume an ungodly amount of dairy products without lactase.

[faint falcon]

@sweet vale

[sweet vale]

Special forces)

[faint falcon]

I believe in them...)

[sweet vale]

So do i)

[glad plover]

What horror lies behind his eyes?

[floral gyro]

idk these ppl and didnt plan this lol

[burnt kernel]

What is with ppl putting a ) at the end of a sentence? Does it mean something or yall just stoopid

[faint falcon]

we're roleplayers and we like to RP in the server but sometimes we need to say things out of character)

[burnt kernel]

So it means "not my character talking"

[faint falcon]

Yes)

[burnt kernel]

Ah ok, ty

[faint falcon]

np)

[storm hemlock]

Really now, huh. Interesting. It's also the way people from former USSR often denote smiley face

[faint falcon]

So I've heard but I'm a 29 year old American and roleplayers are more common in English speaking servers than Russians with their niche online customs 🤷 )

[void swan]

The things behind his eyes.

||"Car-char-o-dons! Do do do!"||

[faint falcon]

@sweet vale hope the pings are fine)

[dense kraken]

I drink milk daily and cheese is delicious

[sweet vale]

Bold of you to assume that a meme like this wouldn't be worth a ping)

[faint falcon]

Cat guardsmen 💯 )

[sweet vale]

Guardsman in maid outfit in cat ears

[faint falcon]

🤔 ✍️ .....)

[quiet delta]

4/5 auric exemplar

i guess its my fault for abusing THE SPOT

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-5297251

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/29pYOZmpas03Ca/d13373Qg5fl7?invite=cr-MSxaRm0sMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[latent narwhal]

d...did you charge backwards there?

[near adder]

i think i see what happened he held the input too long so the held variant was used

making him zoop to whoever was closest, usually is supposed to only care bout u lookin at them but i guess this BoN is big enough to be outta his vision

but not out of the vision of the ability

[peak thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spaghetti-hungry-pasta-computer-gif-13499398

[mossy coral]

thanks empy

[faint falcon]

a classic)

[faint falcon]

you don't need polygons or textures where you're going)

[serene chasm]

emperor bless him with a new pc

[faint falcon]

Machine spirit, what ails thee?)

[limpid falcon]

We need an archmagos to save his pc

[faint falcon]

Cawl babygirl check out this brick....)

[scarlet spire]

looks like a character from swtor

[olive condor]

[dreamy olive]

pooped his pants in the name of the emprah

[faint falcon]

@sweet vale what the hell man your people are getting caught in picts)

[sweet vale]

we do not claim him)

[unique galleon]

Holy shit TF2 got that Darktide update

[austere dew]

Did not serve the Correct "Emperor"

[soft ingot]

BOSS WHERE THE AMMO?!

[burnt kernel]

Bruh gimmi dat staff

[burnt kernel]

^

[sweet vale]

LOOK AT YOUR CHEST ITS RIGHT THERE

[soft ingot]

ULGO NOT WANT LOSE DRIP GIVE AMMO!

[sweet vale]

WE DIE AND EMPEROR WILL BE MAD LOSE DRIP

[soft ingot]

When Ulgo say ammo. You gib ammo

Okay?

Ya hear me?

Ammo

Ammo!

NEED AMMO GETTIN TOO SMOL

HALP RAN OUT OF AMMO

[sweet vale]

LMFAO)

@faint falcon

[faint falcon]

👄 HELP)

[sweet vale]

here take ammo

[soft ingot]

THEY EAT ALL OF ULGO BUT LIPS

[soft ingot]

Can feel being restored

Thanking you!

[sweet vale]

holy shit

[grand spruce]

Did you just take all the fragging ammo!?

[silver sapphire]

He took my share nit needed by me

[soft ingot]

Sorry! Wont do it again i promise!

[mystic dirge]

huh, never had that dialogue before (loner psyker)

[granite aspen]

rock

[mystic dirge]

If no find rock, smart ogryn use sniveller as rock

[slate marsh]

First time that and Ogryn thank me
This was after we acomplish the mission 😢🫡
The others player quit when 3 trappers appeared

[olive condor]

omg this made my morning, gonna walk like this to the kitchen to make breakfast

[burnt kernel]

"I dont even need help"

[flint hollow]

(sorry for pogryn I was too lazy to wojack you )

[old beacon]

To get this armor, do you need to complete absolutely all the achievements or is there a reserve of points?

[olive condor]

reserve

[dawn axle]

I think I read there's about 5000 points total, need 4500 for the last threshold for the armour

not that I'll ever get close to that... 😦

[hoary pelican]

Just calculated the max points you can get

4855

you can't get 20 of them since its bugged

so rn max is 4835

me at 4555

[storm hemlock]

which ones?

[vale cloak]

Instead of loading into a dumpster fire, I walked in to see a pile of ashes

[twilit bane]

lamo

[hoary pelican]

@storm hemlock dog pushing and poxburster one

[storm hemlock]

Meaning they don't progress whatsoever?

[hoary pelican]

Dogs stop at 25, poxburster stops whenever

Doesn't progress after that

[frigid idol]

inhales

FINALLY DID A NO DEATH AURIC MAELSTROM

[carmine grotto]

How does one receive the role that allows them to post clips, I got a funny one where I got out of bounds that I wanna post

[west crystal]

Have to be sufficiently active on any of the channels then you'll become a convict

[carmine grotto]

Okay thanks, I'll do just that

[spring sail]

he’s beginning to believe

[limpid falcon]

the ogryn was the last resort

[quiet delta]

RAISE YOUR TRUST LEVEL REJECT, THAN MAYBE WELL SEE IF YOU'RE WORTH MORE THAN RAGS AND GRAY WEAPONS.

[soft ingot]

[wheat ivy]

Ogryn Psyker 6th class confirmed

[odd river]

They call it bone 'ead implant, but we all know it's undercover ogryn pyskers.

[mystic dirge]

theres a canon one isnt there

[mossy coral]

spark 'ead implant

[west crystal]

Both made (Necromunda) and natural (Cassia from Prophet of Mork, or Gork)

[mystic dirge]

Alpharius sends his chosen heretic into space