darktide-pics-vids

[wheat ivy]

Why is that psyker not wearing pants

[austere cedar]

This is fine. Everything is fine... Right? Also, Ogryn, pick your own "hanging" spot, dammit.

[near adder]

taking a whole new meanin to hanging out

[quiet herald]

exactly 5 rocks and they reappear on their own

[faint falcon]

Nefarious liquid.

[unborn finch]

always keep dat mf Goo on me

[dense kraken]

Eh what the

[spring sail]

i believe that is the fabled green substance, a powerful relic of a bygone era

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-side-eye-side-eye-look-gif-2172576260448763209

[sullen seal]

the rtx experience

[twilit bane]

damn

that looks pitch black

[sullen seal]

need an oled for the full experience

but yeah it is lol

[young cobalt]

First time making a vid like this

[spring sail]

and it fucks em up

throwing 7 grenades in a row is a highlight of my playtime

[young cobalt]

damn right

[spring sail]

the dude with the only ammo crate who refuses to throw it down

https://tenor.com/view/platoon-gif-19289156

ive had to activate my mic to explain how if they dropped the crate I could clear the board with two fistfuls of grenades

[young cobalt]

Isnt 2 fistfuls just 2 grenades?

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-gene-gene-okerlund-gif-13190485

[faint falcon]

Unless you have yaoi hands)

[twilit bane]

yaoi?

[spring sail]

gay male lovers ofs

[young cobalt]

huh, you learn something new everyday

[twilit bane]

i thought it was like a yeti

[spring sail]

a gay one yeah

one clap and the sound barrier is breaking

https://tenor.com/view/thunder-clap-she-hulk-hulk-bruce-banner-jennifer-walters-gif-26318815

[serene chasm]

Wholesome gaming

[dense kraken]

This literal feels like the old memes channel but with less chaos influence

[faint falcon]

at least we're not talking about how thirsty people are for scab trappers again too)

[faint falcon]

eye see you )

[balmy ginkgo]

Eye see what you did there

[faint falcon]

eye like what eye see (fashion))

[balmy ginkgo]

[faint falcon]

🧐 )

[high turtle]

Isn’t that just mega aids

[balmy ginkgo]

I need DLAA in my Darktide life

[copper cosmos]

This was from a heresy scab only maelstrom, the slide at the end to slice that Traxis-66 was noice

[glass dirge]

Somewhere in his ancestry on holy terra there was a badass samurai.

[feral blade]

I'm not sure about this consecration.

[glass dirge]

Do it

[hidden sentinel]

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT THE PUSH ATTACK IS FOR CARAPACE

W I L D

[faint falcon]

Yes and you should say it, however we the people will still justify it)

[pastel falcon]

That's a thing?

[faint falcon]

Yes.)

[pastel falcon]

Everyday we stray futher from the Emperor

[faint falcon]

I'm not discouraged from flying close to the stars and being consumed by their fire)

[pastel falcon]

I'd just get between an ogryn and their rations. It's messy but very quick.

[faint falcon]

Not as fun)

[pastel falcon]

But very effective and less time consuming

[pastel falcon]

[loud blade]

Incendia Chorda? Is that you?

[faint falcon]

Time to give myself a set of jaws...

[faint falcon]

There is more to be gained in the time consuming task. 😔 )

[pastel falcon]

[mossy coral]

rashuns

[near adder]

@gloomy oak ive found the penace u were looking for! hope this ping isnt too distruptive for u

[gloomy oak]

thanks mate

appreciate a lot

[near adder]

np man we cant always access our darktidins so i feel ya

[pale locust]

oi only space marines get to do that

[nimble stag]

Not if I’m tweaked the fuck out on combat stimms

[marsh cairn]

Gone are the funny days https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162502269271552101/1169054587831975986/1_shot.mp4?ex=661f08ed&is=660c93ed&hm=1721bd76a9c52a5981d230b4647138186c296df081a39abdd8f1da6204200b1b&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162502269271552101/1169054583067267102/1_shot_daemon_2.mp4?ex=661f08ec&is=660c93ec&hm=106098fc8e1f1e6dcc80a78659c708367fda2888824d0c96d09ba7e7c6705234&

[mossy coral]

Seer being nice and in a not uncomfortable way

[spring sail]

i know this shit is fatsharks fault

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[hoary sierra]

100% darkness in Ohio!

[quasi surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-only-in-ohio-earth-spinning-only-in-only-gif-27100312

[scarlet spire]

if only i could take pictures of it. i have a shitty iphone

[faint falcon]

the moon affects the tide and it got dark, so

[hoary sierra]

I wasn't able to get pics till it was totally covered, and I turned down the brightness and it worked! 😅

[scarlet spire]

i shouldve done that

[spring sail]

Nice my phone couldn’t get a great shot of it like that

[hoary sierra]

I have a galaxy s21 ultra, not the newest model but it was difficult!

[oak sail]

been running this for awhile, any better Mk XV I can go for?

been working fine for me

[balmy ginkgo]

Beautiful, HUD-free

[storm hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-wojak-soyjak-its-just-getting-started-sharty-gif-4640541213575571270

[small geode]

the capri sun that I told u about

@storm prism

[quasi surge]

7 kills 4 bullets

[faint falcon]

I need it...)

[small geode]

its my favorite capri sun for a reason, its sooooooo good

[unborn finch]

late but another eclipse picture

[pale locust]

I put my entire music library on random and I got these two songs playing back to back
I'm using a crossmix addon which in practice, sometimes, cuts out the pause after the song and smoothly mixes into the next one if the volume etc. allows it
and this transition just hit me hard for no reason

[quiet delta]

yea

yea that tracks

[spring sail]

what it taste like

[faint falcon]

The disdain on her face looking at the clueless vet LMAO

[twilit bane]

little known fact about snipers they're absolute bitches when they see a junkie head running at them with the Emperor guiding him by the crackpipe

[mossy coral]

how Traumatic

[pale locust]

okay I'm satisfied

[twilit bane]

where is the supreme one

[near adder]

I love that the one in the front is the most obvious when it comes to 4 arms, but as u look more u realize that’s almost all of them

I love meme creation

[acoustic condor]

An army of Karen's off to see the manager, they got all the receipts

[twilit bane]

you forgot to block out their names

[mystic dirge]

oh yeah

just chilling and vibing, doing my own thing while the nutjob rushers do all the work.

[twilit bane]

need people like that when i do weeklies

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZX4Sqyp0T0

i love that spot, even if enemies might spawn very close to you

[whole cypress]

oh hell, is it no halal to post things with character names visible?

[fierce quest]

🤨

[mystic dirge]

rule 7, Do not name and shame, even if you feel wronged.

i had censored the bottom left names but forgot the ones floating above them

[whole cypress]

ah, so it is fine if you're not going "check out these idiots"

[twilit bane]

check out this asshole bleep names
CHECKOUT THIS DUDE WHO SOLOED THE ENTIRE MISSION name is fine

idk thats how i go by it anyways

[whole cypress]

fair

i would rather share stories of success than frustration and failure

[fierce quest]

And we have fair share of both

[mellow compass]

does anyone know why brainburst gets stuck like this? its been happening to me every game

[pale locust]

eyo music name?

as for your brain burst, maybe it has sth to do with enemies being interrupted by other states

is it required for the brain burst to wait out that initial stagger animation?

[mellow compass]

Nachmahr Mädchen in Uniform.. kinda cringey but catchy XD

Im not quite sure if it stagger. when i grabbed the trapper here she doesnt appear to be staggered... i noticed this started happening when i use the ability to let my power go faster after my combat ability .. so mabye its being too fast xD. but yours i feel like is more likely outcome ... thanks

[old quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/271703533181599744/1227364844273930390/image.png?ex=66282396&is=6615ae96&hm=832a55ab0815b7fcb6e9c6eec764777903901e5143d070b38c6b6d3ece2cf8f7&

[twilit bane]

is it just me or is gunner range a bit much?

93m is a bit much

[balmy ginkgo]

For Ulgo
@tropic ether My brilliant idea lol, a big name for a big ship

(Sorry for the non-DT pics)

[tropic ether]

Nice, I only have an aurora because I didn't want to upgrade more than that

[balmy ginkgo]

It's pretty dark down here in this rabbit hole

[tropic ether]

Yeah, the other I play with has quite a few ships too

[cobalt ocean]

Me with @soft ingot

[soft ingot]

[twilit bane]

my bad g

you were a real1

[copper dock]

I think my favorite thing about this game is honestly that feeling of pure chaos and staying alive on reaction time.

you knew where its just a blur of violence. i dont think many other games really get a hectic melee brawl right.

[faint falcon]

Me when Rodin Karnak unleashes the tox gas)

[balmy ginkgo]

One of those Leman Russ contraptions you like so much

[faint falcon]

Much delight!

[pale locust]

worst part is none of it translates to video, it's something you have to experience personally to really know

[copper dock]

i know. its like, i rewatch it and get a bit of the feeling from memory but its not like i can transmit it. honestly i was wondering if that worked but didnt wanna feel stupid for asking so you cleared that up. glad to know that other feel it also.

[pale locust]

when it comes to V2 and DT, these games are boring to watch, but insanely fun to play

[west crystal]

Reaction games often end up boring to watch unless it's clutching

[minor spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/moment-of-silence-pay-respect-rip-rest-in-peace-bow-gif-15963301

Oh just as I wa sabout to ping lel

[mystic dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043002761308020787/1227562950953275422/ghk.jpg?ex=6628dc16&is=66166716&hm=a96508a1c12bbe881e0f88b95aee57f30c96920b97d50be4f96abbaa7214e86b&

[faint falcon]

I need to find the artist for this)

[mystic dirge]

He has no socials, or at least didn't want me to credit him

[faint falcon]

Ah fair nuff)

[spring sail]

for all fatsharks faults ain’t no one done anything even close to matching the intensity and fluidity of their games

[soft ingot]

Agreed. Special moments when last ogryn standing. Or deciding to kill as many before death

[spring sail]

as literally the only defender of the 12 its the semi annual time to let the people know its still a very good gun

[torpid nymph]

I’d love to use those las guns but every cracked rev vet in my lobbies snipes the elites and their grandchildren behind them before I can do anything

Nerf rev

[copper dock]

use them anyway, the game isnt hard enough that you need to hamstring yourself into using whats best because its best.

[spring sail]

play lower difficulties

[copper dock]

lasguns, even the 2 work fine on 5 auric or whatever

[torpid nymph]

It’s more so they kill them all before I get to have fun I’m not a meta player at all trust me

[spring sail]

yeah but lower difficulties have less try hards

[copper dock]

tryhards are fine, i just dont like the dumb ones that think only one thing exists.

[spring sail]

lasguns are meant for people who either know what they're doing or people who simply enjoy a slower pace

[copper dock]

work now sadly. i sense good salt coming

aim for the head, win

[spring sail]

the amount of times people have some shit to bitch about when i load into lobby with the 12

yap yap

and then they blow ass lmao

i tell them i use a controller too

[copper dock]

knife zealot throw town

[soft ingot]

Ripper ogryn

[copper dock]

me best class, me best player.

i approve of ripper ogyrn

rather have someone that remembers they have a gun then someone who wants to go fast

[spring sail]

instantly write knife zealots off because theyll die and storm off and another player will join so it solves itself

knife zealots arent even close to being that good at the game to be in a rage about losing

[copper dock]

its gotten to the point where if they say pretty much anything they die with such consistancy you can just kinda ignore them and finish the mission, they get mad but whatever

[soft ingot]

Had mission. 3 knife zealot. Ulgo pick up ones they left behind

[copper dock]

id rather have one of those very explody psykers, at least when they get downed i dont need to kill the whole room to get to them

[soft ingot]

They leave Ulgo again

Survived

[copper dock]

good job ulgo

they weak

ulgo strong

thats why they run fast, run away lots ya

[copper dock]

basically ya

for the golden throne! dies

[soft ingot]

Have Courage! Kill all heretic

[faint falcon]

I oversee a knife-loving zealot. He gets his work done, even if he manages to survive being flung great distances.

[spring sail]

craziest part is no one gives a fuck about the knife, the zealot or their ass skill people just ask them to not get woodchipper'd as they go 200ft forward and fuck up about every other dodge

how the hell these mfs think they're gonna speed run if they cant even dodge big fuck off telegraphed overheads

i seen a zealot no shit get bonked by the same pox walker over the course of like 15 seconds

just going to work with his misc metal scrap he used as a weapon

i didnt even bother to shoot because i was really sure at somepoint hed realize

then he just faceplants

[soft ingot]

Why they give bad shouty? Tought they were strong

[scarlet spire]

I like playing a support knife zealot to chase down the other knife zealots and save them

[spring sail]

holy SHIT that got me LMAO

if i saw that shit i would close the game so fast hooooo

[pale locust]

since when does relay station play the Warren track

cuz that's hype as fuck, it always bugged me how quiet the finale was

[whole cypress]

for a while actually

it does slap

[pale locust]

it does show how short the finale is though

once you rid the infestation, it's just two lever switches and the show's over

music doesn't have time to really ramp up rip

[vivid parcel]

You think they’ll ever add a horde mode?

[cobalt ocean]

would love wave-based

[zinc cradle]

outplayed by the mutant

[twilit bane]

looks like you're stuck there now

[zinc cradle]

yeah

[jolly shuttle]

That's a Bruh Moment and a Half

[twilit bane]

YES YES YES FEED ME TRINKETS

[near adder]

guys there might be a imposter among us

[faint falcon]

He is, indeed, wearing jeans. But whose jeans are they?

[wraith hornet]

WHERE IN THE HELL ARE ALL MY JEANS

[faint falcon]

We have found the victim... of the Jean-Steeler.

Ah, looks like they even added the steel part after taking them. Look at the plates.

[jolly shuttle]

It's the Jean Steeler
He has Steel Jeans

[balmy ginkgo]

Surprisingly effective, and great banter

[jolly shuttle]

The Pre-School Squad

I respect it

[faint falcon]

Be respectful.

They will save your life.

[balmy ginkgo]

Quickplay is an extension of the Emperor's will, who am I to question a 4-ogryn shield squad

We sure wrecked it up at a steady pace

[jolly shuttle]

Maybe they will

[cobalt hedge]

where my Throckmortons at

[dense kraken]

How is darktide holding up my fellow prisoners

[limpid falcon]

OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD

[copper cosmos]

Ogryn squad for the big bois out there

[spring sail]

same it’s been

[dense kraken]

Huh

Was expecting a new enemy by now

[copper cosmos]

Well were gonna get the Dreg Tox bomber this month at least

[dense kraken]

What’s that

[wheat phoenix]

Honestly I was just expecting enough penances for the stuff locked away in the files not a penance system rework

[copper cosmos]

Like the scab bomber, only i believe it'll deploy toxic grenades that deal corruption dmg. I recon

[dense kraken]

Oh darn

[wet flax]

"let's see... Bread, eggs, milk, cheese...
Deodorant? Do these slobs even use deodorant?
Coffee, sugar..."

[soft ingot]

Ulgo wanted deo-dorant

[cobalt ocean]

I need the coffee

[soft ingot]

Need deo-dorant for coffee. Make breath smell fresh

[cobalt ocean]

No slab, the deodorant is not for thy mouth, is for the body.

[faint falcon]

is that Pasqal.....)

[marsh moth]

this map is so broken

[marsh moth]

I think I pushed it off the edge lol

[primal patrol]

Wave-based would be awesome, or something akin to Vermintide's Chaos Wastes.

[cobalt ocean]

Yes

[vivid parcel]

That could be a really fun one

Start at the top of of the hive city and make your way to the bottom

[mystic dirge]

die of old age on the way

become ethically sourced corpse starch

[wheat phoenix]

Isn’t that what weaves were?

[west crystal]

Not exaclty, the only Horde mode they tried to do was Fortune of War

[mossy coral]

Grab his groin, and gouge it!

The ooooooole groingouge

[faint falcon]

and then the male Judge comments on how said method causes the most satisfying screams 😔 )

[twilit bane]

so apparently poer matrix is glitchable too

[glossy ibex]

Which character personality says this

[full cypress]

Loose Cannon

Hes the Vet with like the biggest reference pile to other factions/regiments.

[twilit bane]

🤔 now c'mon they have to be adding new lines

if numbers over there hasnt heard a vet line it didnt exist in the game before

[glossy ibex]

I haven’t heard of a lot of lines tbh
I wish they add more compliment lines for teammates killing well because it’s sorta getting old lol

[twilit bane]

🤔 are you sure that one isnt new? i feel like its inspired by the discord begging for peepee weakspots

[glossy ibex]

Never heard it before (mainly because my veteran is a professional)

I’ve heard the same “killing spree” exchanges between my veteran and other personalities so much that it’s kinda getting old

[twilit bane]

ye i love the writing and the lines i wish they'd keep adding them

unironically more of an insentive to keep playing than cosmetics

[glossy ibex]

I actually like cutthroat’s ability & killing spree lines the most out of all the veterans
But his incessant whining is a big turn off

If they ever plan on doing cosmetic expansions like VT2 I hope they add new voice packs

[twilit bane]

ye i tried to be unique and pick cadian female but she has zero lines

should have gone with ol' reliable loose cannon

[glossy ibex]

Professional & loose cannon are around equally as good imo

Just not a fan of cutthroat (unless scion helm voice mod)

[twilit bane]

i feel like loose cannon is more common

[glossy ibex]

Cutthroat with scion helm actually sounds really good

Goes from a 3/10 to an 8/10 imo

[twilit bane]

i dont like cuthroat either

actually ok i realize why i think loose cannon is more common

because i cant tell him apart from professional

[glossy ibex]

Scion helm makes cutthroat’s whining much more bearable because he sounds less like whining and more like rageful

[glossy ibex]

Professional is excessive code calling

Playing with professional requires u to memorize codes to figure out what he’s yapping about

Exactly why I picked him

[twilit bane]

lmao

FS is real for that one

[glossy ibex]

My friends who just got the game on sale: “what is ur character talking abt”

[glossy ibex]

It’s VT2 dwarf language but simplified

[twilit bane]

thats code for lights off look at the ground and switch to melee

[glossy ibex]

No that’s plague ogryn callout

[twilit bane]

fuck i'm dead

whats DH then

[glossy ibex]

Omega-Minoris

[twilit bane]

dont wanna know what omega majoris is then tbh

[glossy ibex]

BoN is Omega-Minoris-7-7

So omega is prob the code for daemonic stuff

Traxis is the code given for traitors

[twilit bane]

ah thats why other chars say traitor flamer sometimes

[glossy ibex]

Only human enemy that’s not called traxis rn is Dreg Tox flamer

Deltacron-8

[twilit bane]

🤔

[glossy ibex]

Presumably because of the toxic flamer they use

[glossy ibex]

Imagine if they finally add a code for mutant in a future update

[twilit bane]

they're gonna have to add a code for the new bomber

[glossy ibex]

I don’t think they will tbh

There’s no “code” for scab bomber rn

[twilit bane]

😭

[glossy ibex]

Even professional just calls out scab bomber

Pox burster has a code

[twilit bane]

TRAXIS 7 🥱 7 😨

[mystic dirge]

bastion 2-20 combat stance sounce like sth power rangers would shout when posing. WHO WERENT THERE WHEN CADIA FELL

signed: cutthroat vet

[neon creek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1adtmqR12I

[granite aspen]

rock

[trim falcon]

Me and a second person auspecting at the same time?

[serene chasm]

yeah happened to me once too

[faint falcon]

I fear no heretic.

[wet flax]

That's my contribution to darktide memes

I baked it myself

[faint falcon]

I want to redraw that one meme with Superman inhaling those fumes with Rodin and his tox gas)

[balmy ginkgo]

If it came now I'd have to take a sick day or something

And I have to go on a work trip next week

[stiff pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1228342338770702336/image.png?ex=662bb1f3&is=66193cf3&hm=8fc4dc520e30fcbf68287bde80e9e88bc44f450ff765977380d6c54074e6bcbf&

4x 80% and 61%. Thats 381 when max is 380

Aurics are wild

[unique stump]

The numbers are rounded I think.

[proven lava]

[lilac flax]

"nah im good"

[balmy ginkgo]

[proven lava]

Had a clip of my Ogryn being grabbed by a chaos spawn and him yelling better than breakfast as he’s being eaten

[unique galleon]

“Prepare to taste the Emperors Steel!”
High pitched girly squeal

[lilac flax]

😭

[granite aspen]

yes mommysozi 🫡

[devout tapir]

Love that, i like to imagine they are so clueless to what's happening, they're like a dog, they're happy regardless of what's going on at any given time

[whole cypress]

in awe at the size of these lads having their own orbit

[olive condor]

Hadron Collider

Hadron

[pale locust]

reposting

[olive condor]

seeing this for the 1st time, shit is hilarious

i wish i knew where to find more

https://tenor.com/view/guardcord-gif-19242193

[faint falcon]

sent to the Immaterium due to toxicity iirc)

[olive condor]

what?

[dense kraken]

I remember the good old days when the memes channel existed (there was so much heresy)

[olive condor]

oh, this sucks

[pale locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

[olive condor]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[pale locust]

meme channel was something we regretted making since day one of the server, but it took a while before we got round to deleting it

the worst offenders on the server left on their own that day

nowadays you can share darktide memes as you please, but offtopic shit gets the boot

[olive condor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/600441986981298227/1133436688463560724/57b5af99.gif

[pale locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850710858215456779/1203490330222141530/live_scab_bruiser_reaction.gif

[olive condor]

https://tenor.com/view/ahuenen-ахуенен-darktide-warhammer-gif-27260348

[pale locust]

yeah like this, stuff about the game

[olive condor]

understandable

[pale locust]

as for where you can find DT memes, this stuff is scattered in the winds
but I made a google drive where I stored memes since the game's closed beta

I need to update it a little but it is a big archive

[olive condor]

can you give the link? in dms at least?

[green heron]

Just ain't the same rizz... without the copyrighted music..........

[exotic lynx]

Every meme you post is funny af i need this collection

[balmy ginkgo]

4K at 120 FPS or 1440p at 180 with all the bells and whistles
I'm stoked

[scarlet spire]

incel trapper vc chad mutant

[faint falcon]

Her thirst for prey blinded her.

[quiet delta]

hu hu hu someboday cawl fer a webgun?

[near adder]

lightened up my morning with mental sounds of chain greataxes, love to see it

[mystic dirge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1c32k56/3_rejects_1_barrel/

[wet flax]

I've been killed by that very barrel multiple times. Also been yeeted off that same ledge by plage ogryns and poxbursters.
horrible spot.

[mystic dirge]

yup

[alpine cave]

poxburster blast jump

[whole cypress]

power sword and revolver ;)
poxburster :(

[alpine cave]

vacuum capsule.mp4

kinetic flayer.mp4

[olive condor]

spamming this line is a mod?

[whole cypress]

i have to assume so

just like that

relic :)

[olive condor]

never could undestand how it works

[acoustic condor]

that specific mod is being sold on a toxic af discord, dont support/download it xD

[olive condor]

so it is a mod after all

[acoustic condor]

theres a more reasonable mod called Enhanced Comms Wheel on nexus mods

it is ye

[whole cypress]

i'm sorry, sold?

[acoustic condor]

as far as i know, yeah

[olive condor]

lmao

[mellow compass]

Ive never once heard of it being sold. That really sucks if it is true.

[mellow compass]

It makes me laugh so hard when this happen and someone just says a voice line as they get disabled / blown awayy XD

[whole cypress]

cursed

[alpine cave]

wax worlds or bee worlds?

or hive worlds, perhaps?

[faint falcon]

I want to see beekeeper tech priests now.)

[alpine cave]

wait does this say kasrkin at the end?

kasrkin double tap, to be specific?

[whole cypress]

Yes

[west crystal]

Most Wax used by the Imperium is made from tallow

[faint falcon]

I think it's Kasrkin double tap yeah)

[alpine cave]

NOOOOOO

[limpid falcon]

(Likely Loud Warning)

What Rodin Karnak was doing while his sister was getting the shit beat out of her by 4 homeless people:

[serene chasm]

lore accurate US citizen

[faint falcon]

He's so real for that)

as a US citizen I can confirm)

[proven lava]

[proven lava]

Ahem.

[limpid falcon]

yall ever notice how much the bomber sounds like sniper tf2

throws incendiary grenade at you
"Wanka"
runs off

[proven lava]

Lmao yes

[alpine cave]

is this because of my name?

yall arent catching me enjoying a chain axe

[whole cypress]

chain axes are UGLY and STUPID

[faint falcon]

They're brutal and have momentum. The teeth rip into flesh with wondrous savagery. So much blood...

[alpine cave]

wait till you hear about chain swords (superior) and heavy eviscerators (SUPERIOR)

[alpine cave]

internet denizens when somebody has an australian accent

[limpid falcon]

no it aint just the Australian accent

it has the same exact gruff as sniper's voice actor and i guess charm

[alpine cave]

sniper has charm

[limpid falcon]

bomber has charm in the sense of hes actually having fun (same thing with trapper's voice)

[alpine cave]

the bomber has charmed my weapons because whenever i see him, they beeline for his exact position and usually intersect his head at a very high velocity

[whole cypress]

gonna capture :)

[alpine cave]

you heard the scab flamer or trapper? them people having way too much fun

[limpid falcon]

its dreg flammer not scab

[alpine cave]

"WANNA KISS ME?"

literally scab flamer

and dreg tox flamer

only one flamer, only one tox flamer

[limpid falcon]

the stimms are doing too much to their brains

🙏 we need to get these dangerous things off the streets of tertium

bomber absolutely loves his job

[alpine cave]

this is the sniper watching all the other specialists having the time of their life

[faint falcon]

Have you considered that I enjoy all of them? And they all have their boons? The scene an eviscerator leaves behind, the swift swing of the most loyal weapon of our kind, the chainsword, hacking heads off...

[limpid falcon]

sniper when the giant tub of lard swerves out of the way of his well placed shot

[faint falcon]

My favorites to be seen pursued to their deaths by the likes of you.

[alpine cave]

you mind speaking low gothic?

i've yet to see a reason to look into some binauric you speak, asteras

stealthmaxxing mauler.mp4

[faint falcon]

How low? Ogryn?

[alpine cave]

speaking human would be great to start with. your components are in the way, i fear

[faint falcon]

I am speaking "human". You're just foolish. But...

Any chain weapon good because make big mess and is loud. Chainsword swing fast, eviscerator make biggest mess, chainaxe hit hard and rip through thing. Is that clear?

[alpine cave]

sometimes i wonder if we really needed mars' help

[faint falcon]

You wouldn't have these weapons.

[balmy ginkgo]

Being an ogryn is so satisfying sometimes

[proven lava]

Ironic coming from you

[whole cypress]

whatever that means

[alpine cave]

light spamming is what got you here i fear

only the mk6 doesn't have heavies. it's a common mistake

[marsh moth]

where did he go?

[faint falcon]

we all 30 now

[fierce quest]

Very well

Now focus on playing actual good classes, Vet and Psyker

[distant pewter]

zealot better

[fierce quest]

Nah

not my cup of tea

[round crypt]

Play whatever you want, as long as you're having fun

Of course, the most fun class is Ogryn

[faint falcon]

I like playing zealot because go fast do stimms die spectacularly)

I wonder what this eye option is supposed to be)

Sclera tattoo or something else?)

[round crypt]

it's from playing VT2, meant to emulate Kerillian's black eyes

not too sure if they tied it into anything 40k specific or made any sort of justification

but yeh

[faint falcon]

I've never played VT2, but I own it. maybe that's where it came from then ty)

[balmy ginkgo]

I don't think I've ever had an enemy push a pox burster back

[faint falcon]

google didn't disappoint)

[azure rover]

anyone know if this cosmetic was released already?

[faint falcon]

the taller you are, the more normal you are)

[balmy ginkgo]

Maximum short

[faint falcon]

he literally is)

[faint falcon]

time to confuse people)

I think I scared him because I rounded a corner and waved at him while he was running towards me)

[unborn flax]

blind eye

[faint falcon]

I love your pfp)

[unborn flax]

thanks, drew it

[faint falcon]

yee)

[hexed tide]

Yes it has during lunar new year

[torpid nymph]

Hope you have this one saved

[serene chasm]

Moments where Darktide became a Horror Game.

[errant scarab]

Nurgle egg

[torpid nymph]

dammn

[torpid nymph]

i should call her

[errant scarab]

?

[faint falcon]

He caused the egg)

[azure rover]

damnit!

[dawn axle]

okay I have no idea what it is saying it does

(looks like Gunfire Reborn maybe?)

[mystic dirge]

it is

and their translation team could really use some improvement

[faint falcon]

a drawn meme but
https://www.tumblr.com/cultural-marsism1/727026730475421696?source=share

[burnt kernel]

Nurgle tricks got my boi😭

[granite aspen]

BAH GAWD! IT'S THE OGRYN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[serene chasm]

nah im dying

bro can smell the future

nah man wtf is this

[quiet delta]

but on hard mode...

https://tenor.com/view/ragdolled-gif-14163320

[dawn axle]

brought to you by the designer of Escaflowne

[serene chasm]

her nose is going to infinity and beyond

[dawn axle]

https://tenor.com/view/escaflowne-hug-gif-12507033

[faint falcon]

pointer)

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/nose-long-huge-big-enormous-gif-16119062

[faint falcon]

Hey at least it's a charming feature and not scary like the black sclera option)

[serene chasm]

i smell you

[faint falcon]

*The terrible stench of weapons grade promethium is all that can be discerned.*

[serene chasm]

what a burden having enhanced smell must be especially in 40k

[faint falcon]

You're aboard a ship of rejects who get thrown into Nurgle-infested habs, who cohabitate with guardsmen of varying ranks. A little bit of spilled flamer and tank fuel will be the best option.

[umbral ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1229020716230512711/Su06Lu0.mp4?ex=662e29bc&is=661bb4bc&hm=4f299677284c99fb174e98f0df6db3779c69f7f15caf90f8436f29e806941ad8&

[slim coral]

daily emperor's truth

[balmy ginkgo]

Before and after

[balmy ginkgo]

The best grenade, saved me from a dumb charge

[cloud grail]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxTgiv5g09vRF6cRbHgIuJVdjAwgSuRhUb?si=Ze4X81as6MTqL-__ new back dodge boost from up stairs?

[bold sigil]

Sick air time 8.5/10

[torpid nymph]

fits him well. He def would be proud of just about any of humanites innocent achievements

I like to imagine its down to just a neurotic level like..he would straight up say "in 1922 steven poplawski was the first man to implement an agitating element into a simple glass container" and in reference to blenders being created

[dawn axle]

I think the Gellar field's starting to fail....

[pale locust]

You call it Gellar, I think it's quite stellar

[faint falcon]

Love that)

[snow halo]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/27hhiSVtPX7fa3/d1337nO0c2bo?invite=cr-MSxtY0osMTg0ODU4MjMxLA

[alpine cave]

i don't get this one? sb explain

[mossy coral]

average pub experience

[west crystal]

Start with hope of doing both missions rapidly, then notice that the no death is not progressing cause Pub players are brain dead
So you get depressed

[pale locust]

you are always one step away from queueing up with randoms that won't die this time around

but that in and of itself is you gambling your time away on sth that is not guaranteed

[alpine cave]

oh

[hidden sentinel]

remember folks, 99% of gamblers quit RIGHT BEFORE they make it big! Don't give up 😄

(im kidding don't gamble)

[serene chasm]

just dont die

[teal violet]

your teammates will find a way to die

[sly sphinx]

The new zealot skin "might" be broken 🤔

[serene chasm]

worry not pilgrim, the god emperor carries thy burden's for you! 'tis but one of the many privileges granted to those of unwavering faith!

[sly sphinx]

The way i laughed at this you cant even imagine 😂

[faint falcon]

Really good)

[teal violet]

that's just one of hadron's spying servo-skulls disguised as a backpack

[faint falcon]

Gotta know what these varlets are scheming after getting so angry at their weapon upgrades)

[sly sphinx]

Accurate

[wind sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-hA63jsiWQ

If you have yet to watch this masterpiece

lmfaooo

[vivid parcel]

i wish you could bring in specialist instead of random AIs. like in the tutorial zola fights with you as a veteran AI. would be cool if we could see others do the same.

[mystic dirge]

the combined playtime of this random QP maelstrom lobby would probably enough to build a hut in the woods to never emerge from again and only play more darktide

[mellow compass]

Feeling this maymay from reddit strongly today. Okay. Back to brood in my coffin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1bvxkh0/wake_up_babe_new_devblog_just_dropped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[sly sphinx]

This is so accurate 🤣

[quasi surge]

fok off

[true moth]

Looking at the Path of Redemption trailer, I recognise every scene, every hallway (oh dear) apart from this place, is this new or can someone jog my memory

I just recognised it, pressure vacuum arena room

[marsh cairn]

I present to thee a casual bruh moment https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162502269271552101/1169054597181095946/oof.mp4?ex=6628436f&is=6615ce6f&hm=a7b98a4a870208a4b64a44e57aefe1180dab18520ec184cce08a664f3dc985bc&

[hexed tide]

[whole cypress]

when the mission is going extremely smoothly and the local vet spots a daemonhost

[serene chasm]

hell yea update tummora

[smoky condor]

thats one of the hourglass finales

but with gas

[smoky condor]

its the one they are playing in this clip actually funnily enough

[plucky escarp]

YAHOO the free update comes tomorrow

Which is

Honestly not surprising

[pale locust]

famous last words

jk I lived bitch

[polar basin]

Made a little meme edit focusing on all the in-game stats, enjoy!

https://youtu.be/rXcIpCOWwiM

[sweet vale]

@faint falcon @solar cedar @final lantern behold

[solar cedar]

Crimes against mankind

Your ancestors would shun you.

[faint falcon]

Oh yeah I've seen those guns before, and my friend made some of her own insane mashups I need to find lmao. Also, obligatory toaster)

[faint falcon]

ANCIENT TECH... it's ours....)

[faint falcon]

I wish I could look like this...........)

[final lantern]

discord curses you

[solar cedar]

Fuck. I curse him.

[sweet vale]

ehehehehehe

[faint falcon]

OH BEHAVE)

[solar cedar]

Asteras, remind me why you associate with this specimen again.

[sweet vale]

💀 )

[faint falcon]

My reasoning isn't to be disclosed to you. You say you read my mind anyway. Figure it out.

[final lantern]

is it me or should there be a couch in that picture..

[sweet vale]

ENOUGH YOU NIMCOMPOOP

[sweet vale]

i dont unders-oh...i curse you )

[faint falcon]

*PARRY.*

[solar cedar]

I'm still in Asteras's hands, you know?

[faint falcon]

He didn't misjudge my reflexes. Calm yourself.

[sweet vale]

i had no idea 💀 what you saw in that picture until now)

[solar cedar]

I will ask once again. How long til your friend comes to pick us up? I have data formatting to attend to.

[faint falcon]

Ask again and I'll make you wait for the next outbound ship while I converse with Hadron...

[solar cedar]

Fine then. But no gurantees i'll be active when we're there.

[sweet vale]

oi machine wanna see an old picture of me!

[solar cedar]

I do not wish to see your vitae womb.

[sweet vale]

it was turned into war propaganda to keep moral up

look

[solar cedar]

Now begone, i'm formatting data.

[faint falcon]

Delightful! You should assist in more of these propaganda efforts. Your ability to improve morale is far above the average soldier. Dare I say... More effective than any Commissar I've crossed.

[faint falcon]

What... Does this mean.

[solar cedar]

Technology utilized by Krieg to create their soldiers in a more efficient manner.

[faint falcon]

Ah, not a euphemism. Thank you.

[solar cedar]

NOW LET ME FORMAT THIS DATA IN PEACE OR THOSE DEFENSES ON THE WORLD WILL SHRED YOU TO PIECES

This will take some time, i assume the ship will have arrived by then.

[sweet vale]

totally not muffled chuckle

[faint falcon]

Let's not make reference to what shouldn't be mentioned. We're not here to stare at or discuss each others'... Unmentionables.

That's what heretics do.

[faint falcon]

https://www.tumblr.com/sarcastic-tacos-art/747412394602594304/the-last-thing-a-necron-sees-before-it-has-a-bad

[gentle delta]

But could he beat Morrow in a fist fight

[faint falcon]

Morrow would win with a fatal bite to the jugular. have you seen his neck?)

[gentle delta]

Morrow to this guy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849436997050695710/1229536951669883001/ssb405v4a9c91.png?ex=66300a84&is=661d9584&hm=11528cde70eb26aaf268d8f8c7e4eb7fa39154495fa1387322035d1166f51cd9&

[gentle delta]

He is me

[exotic lynx]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/27yi4phIO5w6SU/d1337rFMuyLC?invite=cr-MSxaUGQsMjE0NTAxOTU5LA

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/278px4wPWEpeh9/d1337o07Ad5s?invite=cr-MSxwNnMsMjE0NTAxOTU5LA

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/26VISndkmjqcoe/d1337QzhwSQ2?invite=cr-MSxRWUgsMjE0NTAxOTU5LA

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGGTW-hRlFk

[quiet herald]

no update yet

[cyan harbor]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/27EvCkVKNXubAD/d1337IuwxSVW?invite=cr-MSxxT1gsMjE0NDgzMDk5LA from a random all zealot heresy run

[vivid parcel]

Update out yet?

[serene chasm]

nah

probs late evening

[vivid parcel]

: (

[vivid parcel]

Seeing how FS handle deadlines I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t get it at all

[serene chasm]

nah cmon dont be a doomer

just relax and wait for it

[vivid parcel]

: (

Fine

[mossy coral]

my baby brain go goo goo gaa gaa at the dopamine hit

[acoustic condor]

Hestia: I do not expect to be liked, or even listened to. I barely expect to be tolerated.
Also Hestia:

[full cypress]

The line is SO LONG

ill never get my fucking penances at this rate 😭

[serene chasm]

amazing

[cobalt bluff]

https://youtu.be/xmUotRw6wLA?si=XvFeyo33n64-PQCz

[tiny owl]

By the Emperor we finally got Loyalist Moebian gear

[sly sphinx]

Yesss

Perfection

[serene chasm]

didnt expect this

[faint falcon]

👁️ )

[sly sphinx]

No way 🤣🤣

[serene chasm]

yeah idk what thats about

im waiting for niko to add me and i see this shit

[sly sphinx]

It reminds of that day i played Mealstrom and the guy's name was Least Racist Zealot..lol

[hoary pelican]

Keep an eye out on this penance, I have a feeling it is not counting the maelstroms

[soft ingot]

Hmm... Ulgo say it easy for Ulgo.

[hoary pelican]

Did you manage to get it

Doesn't count for me

[serene chasm]

they added grenade specific voice lines and im all for it

my vet yells ITS GONNA GET FOGGEH

and thanks to this i found my dream playstyle

[faint falcon]

OH SHIT)

[cobalt ocean]

the next evolution of John Darktide

[soft ingot]

EVOLVE FURTHER BEYOND SAH!

[viral frigate]

what is this?

[serene chasm]

phahaha

what the fuck is that

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-gif-23374024

[hexed tide]

I need that helmet

[viral frigate]

we all saw this

[serene chasm]

hahahah

broooooooo

what in the actual fuck is that

[mental junco]

Did you go down or anything during a maelstrom?

[hoary pelican]

Nope. Back to back 5 maelstroms done, 0/5. All auric, nobody in my team even went down in 2 of them

@mental junco is it working for you?

[mental junco]

Haven’t tried yet

Going to

[hoary pelican]

try it and see if it works, type here if it does

[heady glade]

Besides the Ogryn texture mishap, this crew looks hard AF

[full cypress]

Its like those fucking-

Goliaths from Borderlands

[dawn axle]

exactly what I thought of

that's what all those ogryns look like under their welding mask lol

[mental junco]

Didn’t count for me but I do got the untouchable operative counting

[glossy ibex]

There’s a new hidden area in Magistrati Oubliette (assassination, Torrent)

[hoary pelican]

that one does work, this one doesn't

already got that one

[cobalt bluff]

https://youtu.be/PT2CJb8i-qI?si=LeLuVoJw3vTup1EJ

[twilit bane]

ye i found it too do you need two people to do it or is one enough?

[glossy ibex]

Prob 2 people

[glossy ibex]

U wanna grind penances together?

[mental junco]

2 people and you get a skull that gives +100 plasteel

You press a certain set of buttons together over at the little spot that opens all the jail cells iirc

And that spot for a skull is also on other maps but I do not know which ones

[frigid fossil]

it’s a different thing for every map

[twilit bane]

its 1:30 am here 😭

yeah i did it with someone in pubs too

i was blessed by someone who speaks english

[glossy ibex]

Ah ok

[faint falcon]

GIRL WHAT)

yeah let's hold hands)

how is that thing blessed....)

[burnt kernel]

Purple thing acquired

[faint falcon]

OH GOD)

beautiful)

[fringe narwhal]

This image made me sad

As it reminded me of this Character

If you know, you know 😭

[torpid nymph]

Who says this???

[faint falcon]

The woman running the new penance area)

[torpid nymph]

But that’s sister Hestia I thought

[faint falcon]

Whoever is up at that podium, the new girl)

She said it to my zealot when I was about to run away and I was like "now hold on.")

[round crypt]

Her full name is Hestia Prine

[fringe narwhal]

No fucking way, he's real

[fringe narwhal]

Daughter of Saint Messelina Gloriana acording to her intro and chair

Which is pretty damn cool if you think about it

A saints daughter or at least descendent? That's honestly amazing and awesome

Also her voice acting direction reminds me of Elden Ring's a little which I like, she seems friendlier, softer in tone and generally nicer to us which is refreshing

[torpid nymph]

@onyx saddle

its ah..

far away but thats it

[onyx saddle]

quite small... will be hard to find. will they be in every mission? or is it like once destroyed -> gone forever like some collectibles

[fringe narwhal]

They're in every mission

And you need to listen out for the whispering sound they make

There is a new thing as well

In the 1st Carnival mission in the Bar/Tavern if you go left instead or right and go up through the gate you'll find a wall you can blow down and then a skull thing there that does the same thing

It seems different to the idols

[quasi surge]

i found that theyre random cuz i played a mission twice and the collectible wasnt in the same spot
nobody on the team could see it (i was playing with a friend who hadnt played that mission since the update) so its not because i collected it already

[onyx saddle]

so you only can find them once right?

[frigid fossil]

Skulls: static, require a puzzle to get
Heretic Idols: glowing green and eminating a low hum, there are 4 in every mission randomly placed

[limpid falcon]

(probably loud)

Average Psyker player's brain:

[fringe narwhal]

Truth

[limpid falcon]

she has REALLY low standards given the fact how bad the rejects probably smell

[faint falcon]

Especially my zealot 😔)

[torpid nymph]

lets be real we must be blessed with our sucsess rate and what we pull off

[limpid falcon]

to be fair the god-emporer is sitting on a tiny golden throne in every psyker's brain so they probably are

so ya'll ever question what the scabs even do while they arent getting sent out on a death mission by wolfer

do they just take 10+ hour naps until they need to get called into the frontlines

[faint falcon]

They inhale fumes between each battle and practice rabies biting)

[limpid falcon]

they take the pox hounds on walks

they have to babysit the crushers to make sure they dont eat glue

[raw kiln]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2484373503665759796/8791BA7F9536817A87F6D0657BA058BD854B8D02/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

[jolly shuttle]

Who stole his head?

[dusk dawn]

Not a literal daughter, she studied at the temple of St Messelina, so Messelina is her patron saint

[quasi surge]

cool changes

and new minigame

[devout tapir]

I am such an animation junkie and it annoys me to no end that these probes have new animations AND animation variants while the normal auspex probes have neither

[fringe narwhal]

Ahhhh

[mossy coral]

classics of Loner Psyker

[cobalt bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229803970927792168/1230066741963395082/Warp_travel_be_like.mp4?ex=6631f7ec&is=661f82ec&hm=525c9e27901af433b88de864f9266016e6070f06c2e823b15e3b44251fa4ffeb&

[faint falcon]

me whenever a strike team I end up in passes the Nurgle penis symbol spotter test)

they also always learn the Zerkinoff technique for maximizing stimm effects)

[faint falcon]

TEAMWORK)
https://www.tumblr.com/kasperl-ruprecht/747928002885779456?source=share

[rancid folio]

My favourite mobile game

[mossy coral]

[faint falcon]

🫦 ...)

[brazen orchid]

again

we should be able to use the emotes in a match

who the fuck's gonna emote in the lobby

[limpid falcon]

People that manage to do the sit slide glitch

[torpid nymph]

I try and emote at people in the hub ): no one does it back

[pale locust]

the smug bastard

[brazen orchid]

the creature

[wheat ivy]

They should also add dance emotes

[limpid falcon]

Balding middle aged man

[brazen orchid]

you know, i can't tell if you're ironic or not

but yes

[limpid falcon]

Fatshark..give us cosmetic where the ogryn is ripping a fat dart

[faint falcon]

he's giving Junkrat but better and in a fun way)

[steady cloud]

hmm

[shy plaza]

Just found out that some of the riddles for skulls can be desynchronized.

This is my view of the station.

This is the riddle zone and the same station from a perspective of a teammate.

[cobalt bluff]

This update is really nice
They updated maps details
New interrogation system

Now the "tree" area in Hab Dreylo really looks something from Nurgle.

[faint falcon]

taking back everything nice I've ever said about Masozi)

[visual quiver]

damn

[cobalt bluff]

There are more, that's just one part of the new details in that area.

I didn't have time to make other screenshots because of the chaos.

[twilit bane]

they added more lines about a second hive city

and battle sisters

bruh stop teasing us with stuff thats never gonna happen

[wet flax]

lol

[twilit bane]

if they add adepta sororitas i will eat my dclaw in general chat

[wet flax]

I only know about one Battle Sister on Atoma

[west crystal]

2nd Hive is deff coming at some point, Chaos Waste is a certainty

[wet flax]

My Novitiate reject, Mirika Prox

[west crystal]

Sister Reject would be nice

Paladin style

Faith Magic and all that

[twilit bane]

they only sisters that could be rejects are the adepta repentia

and ngl

i would hate that and like it at the same time

[twilit bane]

cool armor now take it off and go to battle

[wet flax]

I wish I could.

I miss the underwear glitch, those were real repentia hours

[pale locust]

finally found my chance to play on a lights out mission

[wet flax]

They are my favourite missions to take a flamer on

[twilit bane]

see flamer might be useful to see

but i prefer going charge with an evi

and just running in blindly

[west crystal]

Vet nerf go brrrr

[unique galleon]

Vet got nerf when :0
I didn’t not feel changes

[west crystal]

Survivalist has a cooldown of 5 sec now

[torpid nymph]

I find that shit incredibly

Silly

[timber heart]

They could at least made it so you could restore more ammo from it.

Or maybe it'd be a constant regen for five seconds like 3 rounds a second restored.

[west crystal]

Survivalist was too strong, as it's able to give a lot of ammo quite freely
Honestly I think every weapon in the game should have a Survivalist ammo count, that modify how much ammo that weapon type get

[wet flax]

Ammo management? Fire discipline? Nah
Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang

[red sundial]

make enemies drop ammo like in spafe marine

[gentle delta]

People are still review bombing over nerfs?

[west crystal]

New nerf mean new review bombing

[gentle delta]

Damn

And here I would've thought it was from the latest update tbh

[brazen orchid]

my opinion of the average player lessen

[red sundial]

yee, since many might have the misconception that it's a battlepass and not a way to make penance points worthwhile

[bold sigil]

Still sad that fire team and close and kill still suck but at least they are now usable when there is already a surv vet?

I should lay off the copium

[twilit bane]

vet moment

ill only make a review once crafting is fixed

"2k hours played "its finally out of beta its alright""

[twilit bane]

🤔

what am i looking at

[sweet herald]

darktide

[zinc cradle]

I pressed my ult just before he exploded, and it made it bug out, so I wasn't able to ult anymore the whole game. Ending my downless streak, one day I'll get the achievement

[plucky escarp]

Whar

[limpid falcon]

Nurgle chemical?!?!

[charred turtle]

Nilered might be the real festus

[hallow ocean]

Think I fell Lil bros

[onyx saddle]

does that mean that there are 12 blue bottles or that you have to destroy all of them 12 times?

[wheat phoenix]

The former most likely

[vivid parcel]

Destroy dah water

[dreamy olive]

1 reject 10 bottles

[faint falcon]

Rodin cooking)

[faint falcon]

https://mixuen.tumblr.com/post/747661591359700992/mercedes-lovelace-canoness-superior-of-the

@sweet vale also what about. this.)

[sweet vale]

absolutely divine)

[faint falcon]

hell yeah bruther)

[sweet vale]

@faint falcon imagine this pic but yassified the shovel would be hello kitty themes

[faint falcon]

YESSSSS YES YES YES)

[sweet vale]

imagine that in dark tide when you hit some one with the hello kitty shovel glittler poofs out of it)

[faint falcon]

I'D LOVE THAT UNIRONICALLY)

[scarlet spire]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-we-out-peace-out-disappear-gif-15464202

yeah no

[faint falcon]

Challenge accepted.)

[scarlet spire]

im pretty sure it requires melee back stabs instead of ranged, which pretty much means that ill need to run shroudfield

[faint falcon]

THE BEST MEAL????)

the barrels are such a menace)

[serene chasm]

that ones great

[fringe narwhal]

I love it

[serene chasm]

ye me n my friend love to fuck around

[fringe narwhal]

I love that last clip as I ALWAYs hit that barrel by acident then send my self flying down the prison complex

[faint falcon]

usually I like blowing myself up on my zealot to fly over shit)

[serene chasm]

best part about that meal clip is that psycher that gets yeeted is screaming CRETINS! AWAY FROM THE BARREL! as hes flying away

[faint falcon]

LKJGJ;KL;GJ)

[silk scroll]

I’m such a moron, I made this dumb little picture and I can’t stop giggling like an idiot.

Just fucking-

“Quieres, sah?”

[faint falcon]

really good lol, my zealot would join him)

[quasi surge]

no ogryn! holding it in doesnt do anything!

[shrewd crystal]

I didn’t mean to do this

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlpv5BumKi8

[formal wave]

Very useful!

[faint falcon]

interesting)

fleur de tiddis)

[vivid parcel]

“Pinch my symbols”

[faint falcon]

LMFAO NO HE'D JOKE ABOUT THAT)

[vivid parcel]

I hope one day we get missions where we drop in pods

Just because I want a different loading screen lmao

[faint falcon]

I always wondered about this one.)

"The Love We Share" why. is it there)

[dreamy olive]

it’s the love we share

[vivid parcel]

“Let me show you the love we share”

Maybe I’m desperate but that would definitely work on me

[faint falcon]

I use that tattoo on my psyker 😔 )

[vivid parcel]

The dreamer psyker?

[faint falcon]

Seer yeah)

[vivid parcel]

Ig They’re poly?🤷‍♂️

Idk man make it work

[faint falcon]

they're a menace to society (not really))

[vivid parcel]

They’re just a lil guy

[faint falcon]

they really are lol)

[jolly shuttle]

Ayo, lemmie get a hit

[limpid falcon]

this is what mutants look like under the rag

trust

[faint falcon]

those poor pants)

[torpid nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735819155608961044/1164315278801391747/9142139d94f04a6190cbbfe7f82b8b70003676488e95248127742fe40fa3476e_1.mp4?ex=6632b51a&is=6620401a&hm=25e1c8a4b60575d49ce369c28868411144c30bcbd95fe1ac10710769384ce9bc&

[torpid nymph]

HAHAH LOOL

the fucking perfect comparison

[hexed tide]

Invader Zim is the female Agitator

[faint falcon]

FINALLY, NO MORE SMELL)

[vivid parcel]

Wish we had private quarters on the mourningstar. And the bar we see in the trailers.
Make the mourningstar feel like a home like the keep did in V2

[faint falcon]

they should let us go into the showers to turn them on)

[vivid parcel]

Let us take a virtual shower. Emperor knows I ain’t taking one irl

[faint falcon]

I'm gonna be showermaxxing I'm gonna shower in the game and IRL)

I prayed for his ass)

[vivid parcel]

they’ve grown too powerful

[faint falcon]

he wasn't having any of it)

[vivid parcel]

“Excuse me good sir. Could you please not”

[faint falcon]

Markiplier)

[faint falcon]

"I MUST BID YOUR PANTS SAFE PASSAGE THROUGH THE HABS. GOOD PANTS ARE HARD TO COME BY.")

[vivid parcel]

My brain hurts

And my body

[faint falcon]

Causing a scene on the Mourningstar)

[serene chasm]

you can take a shower ingame now?

time to force my squad to have a wash at gunpoint

[faint falcon]

Good thing my zealot isn't a part of the squad because you'd have to either bribe him in there with drugs or shove him in one and try to lock him in there)

[torpid nymph]

I was so embrassed with myself for doing something kinda like this recently

I spammed the new "come here gesture"

made a guy follow me to a corner and said

"wanna see something cool"

did the clap emote and said "me and your mom"

I got NOTHING

back in chat

I fucking quit the game out of embaressment

[faint falcon]

So far asking people if they wanna know a secret always gets them to at least come over LMAO)

[torpid nymph]

People never emote back its a hard task

[faint falcon]

Like that woman with the eye patch came over and stared at me and did a wave emote when I asked lol, and then I just picked a random target after. 100% in character for that guy too)

[torpid nymph]

My other little goof I like to do

is to pick a random person

and follow them

around the hub

step for step

[faint falcon]

YES ....)

[torpid nymph]

and when they look at me I either turn around like I wasn't or run away

only to run back the second theybturn around

[faint falcon]

great idea)

[torpid nymph]

someone once said "like what you see huh"

[faint falcon]

I remember seeing a guy jogging laps so I'd run to each checkpoint and wave at him)

[torpid nymph]

The good thing about the personality purge is I can renamme mmy charcter "watches you" and do just that

[faint falcon]

He stopped to see how I'd react and I would jog until he jogged again.. then I'd go back to waving)

[faint falcon]

So far I just turned my vet into a rattyass sailor and renamed him with that)

[torpid nymph]

ive grown attached to my characters names

even though my ogryns the only one with a unique one