#darktide-pics-vids
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the book forgets that Morrow survives the whole ordeal thanks to his mustache
it is proven that having a mustache gives you plot armor, take Falco from Edgerunners
re-opening that wound so soon 💀
to prove that you are in fact the 40 thousandth warhammer
unironically arc thrower
it's not communicated at all to you
but the more you shoot the faster it gets
just gotta get the timing right and anything dies (and everything next to it)
these bugged poxbursters are showing up a lot more now
i had three other instances today
Morrow really was there when horus fought big e
i really wanna stay at your house 
Just had a very fun damnation high intensity shock troop. Most fun I’ve had with the game in a while
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usually the finale is done before the music transitions to Scanning Awareness or whatever but this one felt like it was 10 minutes long
First Damnation clear with randoms. We beat a deamon host and a plague Orgyn at the same time q.q
dats a breakfast
Yep
in before someone claim that's why Darktide isn't getting update or some other weird claim
will play card game with palz when eatin rashuns 
watch the fuckin thing not even be playable when it hits shelves
lol, on that picture of the Weta Workshop Titus, at first I thought he had some large fur cape 

gee I wonder why they'd try making a 4 player board game about a horde shooter
Original ideas only from GW
All the current ones, they're more or less the replacement Fantasy Flight
Cubicle 7 also made a Warhammer Fantasy card game, I have it but I've no friends to play it with so I don't know if it's any good. 
Do the cards have sick art
Yess
well that is good news at least
It'd be smarter for GW to make darktide a tabletop game instead ngl
Probably but this is cheaper 
Yknow what they say, if its cheap then it ain't good
And honestly I kinda like the idea, if it's something similar as the old Space Hulk card game
all the card artworks will feature unused cosmetics and items
that would be amazing
And all of them will have clippings 
inb4 deep rock galatic was the first videogame to get a boardgame q.q what kind of statement is that
I dont see it as good will to say that a game is copying another game simply because it came out first but yeah
Um actually the DRG boardgame is actually a bloodborne the board game ripoff cause it came out first
Havent been on in a hot minute and this made me chuckle
what about it
Its a reference to the bluds/crips gang conflict. Just something I didnt expect is all

my vet turning to that one random giving him the damage booster
fatshark community managers opening fan mail next month
“Youz on da wrong hab sector homie”
Forget Chaos Cultists and Gene stealers the real threat to a hive city is the Bloods and the Crips
insanely massive everyday issue honestly
bringin back this one
insanely efficient if you know, somehow the entire fucking galaxy wasn’t collectively from london
FACKIN’ STICK EM LADS
A Dog
Un Chien
Eine hund
etc...
We say traxis in this country.
Though most people just start to use a common language instead
But seeing how the Emperor like to do things in a complicated manner
sounds suspiciously like heresy...
What’s next month
100
how it feels to install mods so i can speedrun alone
(so i can stop soft griefing public games because i feel bad)
for damage resistance to gunners on curios, is it any enemy with a gun, or specifically the elite gunner enemies?
Also you dont have to wait at the elevators 
the former, its pretty good
factor in natural ogryn DR and it's golden
Does anybody have an audio clip of the music that plays during the mission start cutscenes?
“Nerfed knockback” my ass they hit the same as before
lmao hilarious because I thought that was always intentional and then I was confused when it happened again
@vapid bronze
why is this bomber about to hit the hardest whip and nae nae

high quality post thank you
nah assassination missions are for speed runs
you misunderstand
i mean grinding out the mission penances
best lore ever
you know your character looks weird when you alt tab to see someone just staring
"Name?.......hmm....a new name...could be anythi-, got it."
Name: Dickot
time to see if i still got it.
jarvis play Contra la Luna by P.T. Adamczyk
of course I still fucking got it.
Congratulation, you have become John Darktide
any1 got that musket home defense copy pasta but psycher video? cant find it but it was 100% posted here
I think it's on Jafon's channel
Let me think...Do I care? no, no I don't.
duos of mutants and poxbursters alone accomplish that
I read the text more in the Agitator's voice
they used to purposefully throw you off ledges in the alpha
were super accurate with it too
got thrown from a second floor down the stairs into the opening between them one time
Yeah because its an Alpha and everything was even more broken
also speaking of, just got out of a match in HD2 because the fucking escape shuttle didnt spawn for some reason lol
I miss him.
my friend wanted to make fun of how small my zealot is and asked me to do the thumbs up emote with her
yeye 100%
Sitting party
anyone know why the psyker's shield be like this?
people pointed to physical issues with the graphics card as a result of visual bugs like this
but it wouldn't hurt to check if you have up to date drivers, if the new drivers screwed sth up etc.
Someone had that issue a few weeks ago too, it was related to a mod.
that air kind of spicy
Sounds scary, I just bought a new card and the driver is fresh
mb it's a customization mod?
no it was very purposeful
without fail if you were near a ledge you were going over
was pretty funny ngl
Thats just the game's bad ledge mechanics less the mutant himself
where is pelican
his legacy endures
hes aging now 😔
the demonic entity behind him may be sapping his vitality
are you the fucking guy in here who is the sole owner of that demon lmao
i swear ive seen that scary asshole posted here so many times but specifically only with those features
they say he was originally an actual Colonel Sanders character, hence the name
but then something changed, when the player pressed randomize at the surgeon
just one tap, not one more, and the new Sanders was born
the world was never the same again
yeah thats the one
i like how hes got a slight smile trying to seem friendly or 'normal' when he looks like sefoni's test subject
fuck
He's just glad it's not real 🙂
insane thing to say btw
always catches my ear in the middle of combat like "damn that is crazy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8ZN18ka98&t=2170s hmm yes, very adjusted
Includes all Combat Ability voice lines from Patch #13 (Class Rework).
Enjoy!
Pre-patch Ability Lines : https://youtu.be/fKQ_BeOy_RQ
Timestamps
0:00 Veteran Male A (Infiltrate)
0:58 Veteran Male A (Voice of Command)
1:59 Veteran Male B (Infiltrate)
3:14 Veteran Male B (Voice of Command)
4:18 Veteran Male C (Infiltrate)
5:15 Veteran Male C ...
final moments of the last scab of the 300+ ambush i solo clutched with a catachan sword
you can kinda tell but i have to emphasis that it was louder than my music and i had to shoulder a headphone off because it was starting to hurt
"My beloved says you have games on your phone."
you have to get closer to the camera
truly villainous
best spots for extreme closeups are when the camera gets into collision with some kinds of extruding props
like Melk's computer screen or bumps on the wall
i've had experience messing around on the hub with this mod lol
feared by heretics and his strike team members alike
male seer could be in yakuza 5
since the game is all about "dreams" (yume in japanese)
the mutant decided that physics was over-rated
I dont wanna be the guy that submits two bug reports in one day
This was on malice
I don't even think it was high intensity
The director is taking notes from Joel.
My headcanon is that Oskar fucked up so bad he just stapled on random excess from other former patient's faces until he had something that resembled a human
or- "Human"
Those cold dead eyes reveals the horror within
don't be like me swinging your weapon around just for the hell of it
mf ripped you through the wall!!!
he’s got me!!
they need better planes fr
what a name lmao
thats a fancy way of saying your cranked up the gunners, go get bent fatshark
not sure if i can post here but that few screenshot of eternal crusade i manage to recover recently
all date from 2017
Good times (I wish I played it back then)
few more i manage to find back
i do remember i got the axes for free after i participate an arena contest when few player and one or two dev of the game organised the event
i hope i didn't break any rule by link these image here but since is just a old past time relic i recovered i wanted to share them here
I mean the topic only mentions from darktide tho!!!!
Well whenever fatshark decides to make some more content for the last 3 months id think 40k is fine
patch notes
damn you, now I want to see if I can find my old screenshots too 😦
ah yes... the gun
that’s where guns get their name from…
the first gun..
take your hat off boy that’s the first gun
there also a version of that big gun who do huge burning effect
@dawn axle@plucky escarp that how it was look for kommando ork you did buy for CLM stuff
wait eternal crusade is still working ?
what game is this
Eternal Crusade
where can i buy it ?
Thank you man
Hmmmm 
if they ever gonna introduce a chaos space marine as an enemy into darktide i will always think of this backstory for him. such perfect fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j16EUgnU4iE
"The greatest monster of all is Man. The Daemon does not choose to dwell outside the blessed Materium, nor does the xenos cast aside the holy form of Man to walk another path. Both are terrible and foul, it is true. But the heretic and the traitor were given every gift in the universe, and chose to cast them aside. There is no greater crime than...
Bad news man
Servers already shut down
Forblike
5 years now?
Wasn't there a revival project ?
Dunno
yeah Eternal Crusade: Resurrection, a couple of people planning to bringing it back
Just like warhammer return of reckoning
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i wish there was a planetside 2 around warhammer 40k
btw where is the darktide version of this fatshark?
there is one dead at the end of reffinerie delta 17xd

i manage to find more once again with plus the alpha legion i did once
funny thing depend in the chaos mark you chose your chaos character warcry change like if you chose nurgle his warcry will be only just nurgle and same with khorne slaanesh and tzeentch
nurgle mark give you more health..khorne mark give you the ability to regen your health when you hit a enemy
What the fuck game is this?
eternal crusade
Ah shit, the one we can't play anymore?
There's Eternal Crusade Resurrection, looks like they tried to improve the combat with predictive netcoding ; not sure if this is still a viable way to play
I don't know if I had fun or not
a month ago catshark said we'd be shown something when it was ready
Oh yeah? You got proof of that?! Or are we all collectively having copium-induced hallucinations??
general pins 2/5/24
clearly paid cosmetics quota havent't been met, so the gaem now ded
rip in plasmaroni daektide you'll be kissed
rejects dont even say "for the emperor" no more they just stare at u like this
Finally. grinding the 90% accuracy penance was probably the least fun I've had with DT, I feel sorry for the folks who did it back when it was 100%
just hit one shot then get knocked out ;) (I think that might work) also congrats
Thanks, yeah did help a guy do that trick once, but personally I didnt want to burden a bunch of randos in Heresy
you're so honorable and brave
I know. its tough being me
I would have loved to carry you but it's just fun seeing people get there penances bc they get all excited about getting some new fashion
Last week Strawhat saud that they had sonthing big planned. Both in general and for the next content patch
That emoji 😂

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this was introduced like, 2 hotfixes ago I think
freaked me out too when I saw it, like peering into the warp
do it, backtrack through it
escape the matrix and find out the truth about the mission you're in
If it happens again try not to walk on it
it will act like it isnt there and you'll get voided/killed
shockingly a glitch like this happened to me in verm 2, i was dumb enough to try to walk on it and i fell into the void 
running lapses around a mutie so fast I actually outpaced him lol
Bro needs the cardio
I have a +21% health, could never find another
I had 21/21 and one 17 toughness
guys this is unacceptable, im refunding
the redditor staring at the one typo in a random pennance
That's easy
Cadian armor just like this! Please let them release a Whiteshield helmet.


What about a smart Ogryn
cadia rules!
s l a p
Has deep meaning. Being smart bring knowing. Not always good knowing things. Being dumb make world look like happier place
Is funny
I think Steam would really be better by having neutral reviews
There's a few typos scattered about, but I'm sure it's because they're a Swedish company
Oi see boyz of green
Red wartrukkz, too
'Umies go 'boom'
For me an' you
An' Oi fink to myself
"What a wondaful WAAAGH!"
Oi see Marines of blue
An' bikes of white
Dose beaky boyz they
Sure know 'ow to fight
An' Oi fink to myself,
"What a wondaful WAAAGH!"
Our stormboyz an' deffkoptas
So orky in da sky
Blast away da faces
Of 'umies goin' by
Oi s...
Bonding conversations are rare dialogues that can occur between two or more characters in a mission when specific conditions are met. Collection of all the female Professional Veteran's bonding conversations.
Open to subtitle contribution! Send your text file containing time stamps and subtitles to Discord user @HyPnoTiiK and I'll add them.
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Very good commissar
I know of many people who have more hours than me but I am proud of the progress I have made so far
good work lad & good luck. I was able to duo the secret diff with a friend (both ogryn). Strat is to have a gunlugger and an other with the taunt ability.
it's your dodge count, the amount of times you can do a full distance dodge on a weapon until you start tiptoeing
when the number reaches 0 or the negatives, walk for a little while or stand still for it to refresh
learning how to fight with dodge count in mind will increase your survivability tenfold as it decides whether you fuck up in a panic or keep your cool
especially vs monsters
tbh change it in the settings so it only shows up when you dodge, otherwise it just packs the screen
All I use is numeric UI (dodge count is contained within I think), then Spidey Sense for visual notifiers for when enemies are in the area, then uhh hub hotkeys so you can open hub shops and missions without going to them physically
oh also Creature Spawner so you can freely test stuff on enemy AI in the Psykhanium/meat grinder
this and there's a mod that auto loads the mod order, meaning you don't need to edit the .txt file at all
just look for auto mod load order or sth
it's fun to use, yes, 100% worthwhile if you like messing around with customization
browse the modding server thread for the mod to find the MT plugin, which is being actively updated on the side and adds even more features to the main one
Darktide is also supported by Vortex Mod Manager, I find that really useful with updates etc.
What have the chaos gods done
Why cant I post media? Am I missing something?
newcomers need to interact with the community a little more, chat around etc. before being granted embed permits
it's a protection tool against spammers, specifically because of a raid that lasted for two fucking weeks in December
Ah okok, thanks homie
Home slice
most poetic thing that has happened
technically its 40k related :3
So its not a juggernaut skin...
clearly
It's a skill issue
Whachu mean
It's ogryn on ogryn fight
Recon jug, yeah
anyone know what "inquisitorial examplar" is?
Something not in the game right now I'm pretty sure
dont forget theres developer exclusive frames
oh yeah I've seen them and played with them aswell (they aren't that good). There's also the tester frames but those don't look very cool tbh
i think bro wants to steal my jeans
prolly some shit like this
its a warhammer+ reward
It says "Penance" though
yeah maybe thats how they trigger it like how some games have hidden quests
because its easier to use the code template
They already have frames in the game that don't do that though
Oddly enough, Inquisitorial Exemplar is already a penance in the game and has an associated frame.
i dunno it could be that but also just because the temporary text says something doesnt mean its what the developers intend for it after all were not meant to see that stuff
It's also called "achievements_77", but I guess that's possible too
Wouldn't be out of place for FS to do that
yeah its a mod
very great for fixing crusher and boss-related skill issues
one of the core fundamentals of darktide modding
despite the fact the mod list is quite long now, the very first stuff on their nexusmods page is actually incredibly relevant
I don't have too much problem with bosses or crusher, but might be nice to learn to melee against several ragers
you can enable/disable damage, enemies seeing you, enemies respawning on the meatgrinder etc.
only thing it doesn't show is enemy health bars, but still very much worth checking out
theres a separate health bar mod
I'm one of the fortunate/unfortunate bastards that has that frame but it suprise me if there were some more frames locked behind subscriptions and paid content that you don't actually earn via gameplay.
yup looks like mostly placeholder text so don't expect the "inquisitorial exemplar" to actually mean anything for future content.
squaded up
Funnily enough that door actually helped me get the 90% monstrosity damage with brain burst penance, guided a plague ogryn into it which caused him to start tweaking out and the rest is history 
wasnt sure where to post this, but this is probably the longest dialogue i had with the bully ogryn
man
saved
I WANT NEW WEAPONS
One message removed from a suspended account.
@frosty trout LMAO
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Mods, probably
Mods are client sided
It just does that sometimes
theres a mod that allows you to get nakey for everyone to see
I didnt go down once let alone die. I couldnt belive my eyes when the deaths popped up
They basically spectated me solo a Auric T5 vent purge. It was fun to do so cant be mad it was just funny to see
A team had 66 deaths
By the god emperor, that's nuts
put him in a shirt!
JESUS CHRIST
I thought you were farming a penance
hey, does anyone have any good pictures of the pathogen incubator tanks? My gaming rig is down, and I wanted to sketch some concept art
How did I do?
No flamboyant hat in the character creator to really send the point home, but I did my best
ah hell not again
nose needs to be thinner or more pronounced, otherwise you're quite close
Played too much knoife recently
Started to see cutting onions as trying to maintain the streak of crit for as long as possible
But it's a friend when it talks :(
me 5 seconds after the warp jump:
a fellow DD2 kruber enjoyer? well well well...
here's my contribution, as well as his (really shoddily recreated) tattoo you can see with his huntsman career.
pretty ass pictures i know
Four players plus a bot in a match.
Damn, and I thought my team having 12 death in the twin fight was a lot yesterday , how wrong was I lmao
here's my second pass at it, used a tattoo to get the nose bridge wrinkles, changed the scar by tiling 3 of them, then adding some variation with a second one layered over the one closest to the center. I can't get the nose perfect though, there's just not the right sliders, and the eyes might not look right cause they're always unfocused and facing downwards in the character creator, instead of giving the camera a steely stare, but I think I did pretty good with the second pass.
oh, and I added that tattoo too! really cool detail!
I should also say that the reason I'm doing this at all is because the Simple personality male voice for pawns is 5000000000000% kruber
maybe i gotta oil him up more... saturated with the stuff
He needs that “signature Prussian look of superiority”. As if he styled that beard just to terrify you.
Darktide movie 
this is bullshit
vet "chest update"
Rofls
should have pushed her with your ranged weapon
trapper's stagger resistance got nerfed significantly
I should have used the braced gun bash instead of switching to melee
but that was too fast for my smooth brain 😭

i love being a brat in game to have little interactions like this XD
cursed AF steam name spotted help
sorry for being the cutest psyker... as if its my fault v.v
hahah just jokin i iknow what youre referring to. Lol. theres definitely been some interestiing ones ive seen
So far there's been a few that have hit me like bricks but that's Steam for you
i feel like i am the younger sibling that imitates everything the older and experienced one does when i play with @main widget . i cant help it xD
the Aquila means your underwear is Imperium sanctioned
he P O N C H
lots of ogryns. good time!
Me when I see horrors beyond my comprehension (I don’t get it)
by far my favorite mission is Chasm Terminus with the broken Vox, Wolfer and Morrow banter is top Tier
You need 2 ogryns to perform that action?
only 1 afaik
No, only need to punch the spawn in the head. Slaps also work.
To I don’t have a picture of video cuz idk how to do that on pc
But I think they added voiclines to sefoni based on: what class your playing, and how long you e been in the meat grinder
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some are class based, others are just lore dumps
So I’m not crazy, they’re new?
*have you heard rumers of another hive city? some say it will appear in 7 years once patch 18 is out"
i'm dead
My excitement got worse and worse the more I looked at this weapon
and there is people that genuinly think its usefull xD
I’ve waited long for this club
"Anyone interested in a Sing-Song?" " -DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SING?!"
cadian and loose cannon are hilarious
NUH UHH
#remove barrage from the game
Discord eat the quality GRAAAAH
Just made this because I was reminded of django nfndnd
Grims can be used to cleanse death wounds :o
Thats- so wild actually
One actually usable purpose for them at least lol
Will probably grab it and do just that
I want to scream
I HATE THAT
YOU PUSH THEN SOMETHING PUSHES IT FORWARD LIKE YOUR PLAYING A STUPID GAME OF PING PONG
i feel you
so close to perfection
caught bro lacking on the job again.
sleepyhead
I know exactly where that box is lol
tzeentch meddling
Mutant moment
Make a collection where your teammate shoots the burster while you're about to push it
make a collection of this
horrible pants
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I'm surprised we don't have access to other areas in the Mourningstar; It would be cool if we had places to do activities likes going on the cantina/bar etc.
Something like in Deep Rock Galactic.
Probably planned
And pushed back cause its not as important as other things
I kinda feel like even if it existed almost nobody would use it
people praise the DRG pub but most people I play with literally go there to get a perk drink and not spend a single minute after that in there lol
same but once in a while i do get dances with the fellas
yeah thats not too bad i guess
Drg should have added Barrel football
DRG should have added a lot of things
More stuff being added is fun but since they have a very small team of just 32 people i can understand why they don't have a lot
If anything i'm impressed with the work they have done for the game
i love this dialogue so much XD it makes me laugh everytime
I wish I could get into drg but I think I am locked into games that make me hate myself
made this couple days ago and it’s what game I’ve settled on since darktide on hiatus
i need the next update to be great but also it needs to not be great for me to be “happy”
(my gf banned me from trying for honor)
Good on her
from a glance I don’t see the issue but I trust everybody who’s ever mentioned the game
Broke a desk and 3 controllers and i didnt even play PVP
mf you are ASS
It’s true: if they were more content, they wouldn’t want so much
I want more content in vt2 still 🤷
Hey I'm chill, I love both game and I'm just saying that even in a game that is mostly done I could still see content
i legit thought that after the necromancer dlc, that would be it for vt2, but they are still putting out major updates and balancing, which is cool i guess
but darktide is feeling a bit neglected
DT is getting more than Vt2 does in the same time span
I'm excited for the next update
I'm finding myself keep getting pulled into the game again regardless but I would truly sink in if they added anything really I'd even be down to just penance hunt though something bigger would be ideal in same update
I want the melta the most
I have a feeling it should deal with crushers and shielded very well
I'm more interested on more melee, but Melta would be quite fun to see in use
Melee I'd like to see most is 2h chainaxe from leaks and some kind of spear weapon even tho I don't believe there's been leaks for long arms
Spear there haven't been any yet. But it's not impossible to happen cause they've already done the animation for such before
Yeah its a bug it happens.
Hopefully they do NOT fix that
yo I had a game like that! but we just had one extra bot
I recorded it, let me see if I can find it
found it
that was the most ive ever had, normally like 1 extra bot.. now 2 lol
mw3 guard skin crazy (idk where else to put this tbh)
i saw it. i thought it looked too... plastic? like a toy
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The guy kicking the comrade's dead body, that was disrespectful. 
It’s actually a thing done in militaries to check if someone is dead or alive
If they didn't want to get kicked then they shouldn't have died. 
i met Goku
Are we so desperate for bitching we are whining about disconnection texts now lol

Can confirm I do it to my sibling all the time when hes on the couch.
It's him! Darktide!
Ah yes my favorite DarkTide 






sry.. i didnt want to put a spotlight on their name just incase v.v
Oh wait I'm stupid I assumed the blackboxes was a part of the name

Im still tired/at work, brain moment
The Emperor requires that you participate in the cleansing of heresey
maybe the emperor should have made sure the immaterium was stable enough to connect
Killed so many heretics they went straight for FS servers to cut the connection
Gaslighte Gate keep ||Girlboss|| God Emperor
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss god empress
In this AU there would be no Horus Heresy, no I will not elaborate
Well if he'd done it then there would have been no Horus Heresy.
I always wondered who was the wife of The God Emperor...
he didnt have a wife just erda who he used her dna to make the primachs
but GW did try some bullshit with random bastard primarchs or demi primarhs
i mean if you're a 9 ft giant hulk of a man the ability to read minds and be viewed in the perfect form anyone would like to talk with best you're gonna get laid a lot so he prolly had tons of wives in his lifespan
That hound tho
this is way too fucking funny
Crack head bootleg goku
low res enhanced it too
"And that's how we do it in the Guard"
Yessir, loved the timing of that voiceline as well, Noice
I actually liked the idea of it just wished it was more than just a background detail
its not a horrible idea but they merged it into some weird cult that wants to collect his bastard sons and kill them so their power "returns to him"
idk i wasnt much into that
Fair enough I would’ve preferred it if they were killed off cause they hated the imperium not in a chaos way but in a this isn’t what dad wanted way
current day poxhounds vs closed beta/launch day poxhounds
Lol
What about when chip damage first got introduced
The Sensei?
Yeah they're either dead or in hiding
yeah i was hoping we could go without the cringe name
Embrace the cringe. Revel in it
Colby!
Remember when the assassination boss could kill an entire team just on his own without elite spam? I remember 
Or when you'd dodge with your ranged weapon out and the mauler would still manage to turn you into a red smear
even at the time, I didn't know why people were getting bodied by him lol
confident strike goes brrrr
me and @vestal maple had a lot of fun with poxbursters last night XD
FS I am once again asking for rock cosmetics
yeeted from full health to down in one toss
poxbursters cant get enough of you
@soft ingot and I taking a few selfies to showcase his new hoodie (and my new armor set)
@cobalt ocean made Ulgo hood!
I was the one who painted “repent” on said hood


I want this chest piece to be sold on xbox😭. I've been holding out for it since everything else is boring and I like the look of the hand raps on first person
I mean
You can get an alternative chest piece if its the hand wraps you're only looking for
Ik I have that one already but I like this one more AND it has the hand wraps to go with it
Want more handwarps yes
Big yes. Just more stuff on hands in general really, I care most about how skins look in 1st person rings, knuckle spikes etc is what I would like
Well... the current zealot piece has rings on the lil fingers
The Cutest Psyker indeed, that voice is absolutely Lovely
bro alpha hounds were absolutely wild
Can't wait to see Hadron brick it
😩
Ulgo want rings yes!
Danm it now i have to rerol my 80 60 80 80 80 
It's still good
Where
No way
@grand spruce
https://youtu.be/6V4xGbIvH4c?si=Nk42Db1YCaXwSRSj
Quotes said by the traitor captains.
Enjoy!
Timestamps
00:00 Encounter (Brute)
00:49 Combat Taunt (Brute)
01:33 Reinforcements (Brute)
01:54 Death (Brute)
03:06 Encounter (Maniac)
04:03 Combat Taunt (Maniac)
04:56 Reinforcements (Maniac)
05:20 Death (Maniac)
06:58 Encounter (Officer)
07:45 Combat Taunt (Officer)
08:24 Reinforcements (Office...
Go to "spiritual"
That's the irony
Tho then again saltzpyre was starting to doubt his belief and himself anyway
Until his warrior priest career came along
Sigmar did respond though
I guess the consequences of allying with a necromancer really hit hard
you can also see Bethan, Dan and Alix on that same list
and David Rintoul too
whole cast basically
Marvelous!
Kerillian's in it too
As a female scab captain
Ph the irony of not even having a fem captain
brunt told me to stop coming
He saw the 2000000 and said nah
im broke because i spent 25 mil on trauma staves that all got bricked v.v he hates me
"to remove a lot of the unpredictable grind from itemisation process, we decide to remove itemisation process" (c)
The trick is to not know what weapon you're rolling for
just buy a random staff so if you get something good its already not what you want thus satisfying hadron's hate before rolling
yeah thats the attiude i prefer ^^ i have only bought brunts rotations / melk store for the majority of all my weapons besides trauma staves. i roll for that if i feel like i can afford it
and if its bricked we will work with it XDDDDD behold my best trauma staff
LOL
the only 3 weapons i ever REALLY rolled for were deimos dmk4 and voidstrike
deimos took me 2 weeks for ONE BASE dmk4 never worked
and i was so tired i was buying truama staves instead of void which turned out out to be two god rolls
this shit took me 100k which is so unlikely i'm sure i used up all my luck for 10 years
i got some pretty ok ds4 and force swords from brunt and melk. ived never seen a 550 item tho in all my playtime. maybe there is some on my other characters but i never upgrade their werpons
oh heres one but its trash
i dont really want 550 just stuff with the perks and blessings i want
thats so op +2 stam and blazing spirit
you gonna be a monster
sry i am joking xd
eh maybe it can work with scriers gaze
blazing spirit is trash on melee weapons for that weapon to even compare to an illisi with slaughter blazing spirit has to apply per hit nor crit
i think you can make it work and then you can do as the kids say "flex" on those with inferior weapons D:
I don't know much about psyker stuff fjndnd
I just use a shiv on my gal
what is a shiv?
A knife, a shank, a shiv 😈
Oh ok ! My bad
It's fine!
This is probably my best roll, if there were 2 extra points for penetration and mobility
I love combatz blade on psyker!
They do go hard but the knife is also just low-key good on like all the classes bfnfbd
I stay being broke in darktide 🗣
All my money and plasteel being spent on knives and silly revolvers hfndn
i dont know muc h about the shovelss are the defence a dump?
what do you like on the kknife?
The way I use the shovel, defence isnt useful
Precog+Uncanny usually.
Most of the careers get nice boosts to finesse besides zealot
Oh ok ! I only have ever tried riposte on my knives. What do you like more the iii or the ............ 6?
Getting upwards of 80-85% EXTRA finesse damage with insane crits??? Like the classes were built to be finesse machines fndnfjjd
I like the mk3 better because it's heavies are nicer. The light spam is also doable in melee hordes.
ogryns in the wild conducting extensive research before the next warfare
Hmm yes. As Ulgo always say. Ogryn together smart. Not need strong already are
I really feel like i should have pushed it here
I mean the damage was at least negligible
165 toughness and 30hp on a zealot would have kiled a psyker or a vet
Nah wouldn't have killed them but would've fucked them up especially the psyker jfjdj
behold, my final draft of DD2 kruber, I genuinely cannot make him any more accurate to markus, the game literally does not allow me to, I've maxxed out most of the sliders
yeah at this stage what carries Kruber's look is his face texture and that's something you can't really influence in the character creator iirc
maybe by faking things with tattoos
like his very baggy eyelids, thick crow's feet, open pores etc
God I love krubs
the simp brigade is here
You're god damn right.
how would i even report this bug?
spawning in the wrong section of a map lemme know if you do i also had it
also joe-rogryn lmao
never had it before the last hotfix
you know the one that fucked up the door in carnival
i was rogryn... rogryn failed to open the door... rogryn sad
first time i seen it though
and jumping into the pit did nothing but prolong the pain
"the night shift ain't that bad bro"
close, close lol
the characters still look too pristine to be grimdark-tier grimey though, but that's just an artstyle issue
90% sure there's a dirt slider, lemme see if that'll fix it
he is grim, and he is dark
Live Mr. G. D. Dark
Please kill me, I just spent the lost 2 hours making a list of every single warhamer art I ever reposted
private doc ^
Should be able to see it now. Sorry
02/13/2024 inquisitor makima (from chaisaw man) by CommissarSky
bruh
last person id want as an inquisitor
Eh, there has been worse Inquisitors or so I'd been told
i like women!
I like
mr grim dark dark?
Where Ogryn?
(Look very bootiful!)
what they’ve been cooking for 4 months
Lookin good
It's really hard to make screenshots, the only way I found was during my gameplay recordings.
Should make more!
Darktide is a beautiful game, full of little details; unfortunately we don't have enough time to see everything because we are constantly fighting smelly heretics.
using the solo mod that empties out the map gave me time to see little side stories the devs put into the game just told in a visual aftermath scene I love it
Ulgo not always run. Looks around
I don't always run too, I shoot at things too!
Good. Shooting ripper funnest when horde come to you!
The funniest is to hear their brain pop when you brain rupture them. No sound is more satisfying than that:p
Ulgo prefer Krourk stubber shooting noise. Very loud!
Yeah too loud for me , I'm more of a subtle one, but don't worry brute, I'm glad that you enjoy your big gun
Pop is funny sounding too
The crackhead zealot with his knife shroudfield build literally going too fast to even notice the enemies
(me)
nothing beats the sound of cracking head with your blunt instrument of choice... slab shield, crusher, thammer, anything works
Shovel my beloved
the sky doesnt have plasteel
look down not up
think im in the hundreds of thousands of plasteel
Have like 500 😔
wall hax
error 2014 taught me not to play DT, god bless you fatshark
Veteran is so scary XD good clip
i love when players are being silly XD
Never too late a moment to have fun amirite
Always thinking nasty thoughts with my vet
Get out
:)
how can you do that? asking for a friend 👀
Oh my GOD
The perfect specimen
ahah yes it is
LOL
The long slow strokes 💀
imagine a naked man with the same name as you running at you screaming VACUME CAPSULE
oh no he actually does spam vacume capsule all game
@soft ingot thumbs up
Ulgo bodyguard little one!
it's a mod (or method idk) that's extremely gatekept from what I know (prolly for good reason cause if it goes public and popular its getting axed for sure)
alright I see, thanks 
you only ever see people with ridiculously high levels using it so I wonder if a secret darktide society scouts people
I wonder what the level threshold to join this society is 🤔
clicked on your name and got sbsolutely flashbanged by your profile (i have brightness on max)
Ouch, light mode too? lol
i live on the edge
I clicked on your profile too. What is your true level? :O
2306 👀
Fanatic

The only true zealot voice
I like them all really much personally. I remade my zealot past level 30 four times because I just couldnt figure out which one I wanted to main xd
I love female fantatics and agitators in my games.with high levels i feel quite safe with them
I have a female fanatic myself
🤔
skill issue
Lol
The emperor called you to the gates
39 seconds · Clipped by Caff · Original video "WH40K: Darktide — Kriegsman Veteran — Standard-Issue Munitorum + Lucius Mk I" by Caff
heartwarming, killsquad drops in to execute ogryn for disrespecting statue
luckiest special kill i had in a while
professional and judge interactions are some of my favorite
judge loves to talk shit about psykers 24/7 unless its a full psyker team
Excuse the quality I had to compress it
I calculated my plasma gun has a max of around 200+% base damage
Ignoring the legs that zealot looks like a giraffe
both of these omg
imagine the smell..........
Yes
Mommy 😔
Need a muscle mommy ong
I will relegate all "mommy" material to the designated recipient
actually hold on I'm mommyphobic where are my gloves
Nah, you need a goth mommy bruh
Skill issue
My first vet is simply gay
Schola pronegium kid, he's an orphan and gay 😔
Plus cadia is gone so even worse fnndnd
@faint falcon here, as promised
consume
That's the plan. But it needs another 12 hours and to be strained first
i like the look of that personally
Yeah dude, it's yummy
I'll show the finished product tomorrow
Only paid $3 for the cut up bone too
Ugh bone slop... sometimes food is better as a slop
yeah sometimes.
But it's gunna be more like a hot beef drink when I'm done.
Its what I drink instead of coffee because I'm an utterly unhinged individual
As someone who's never used the Plasma Gun (1200hrs btw) I can honestly say
Holy damn! Good work guardsman! 
Costco hot dog water you say... I'm even more interested
Weapon Pics
what’s your fov
Complaining about this in the Imperium serves as a death sentence
Why would anyone complain, I can't wait till it's done cooking
I've only had it going for 36 hours
max and i use Weapon FOV mod
i really recommend that, even if its like the only mod you get its good enough to change your whole experience
besides its literally a waste of my huge ass monitor if i use vanilla FOV
Normally I go wide FoV, but in Darktide I kinda like the claustrophobia of a more narrow FoV
pisses me off that you can’t see directly behind you
like press a button and he looks over his shoulder?
vr headset that just has a screen that wraps around your entire head
let’s get to building
is this the highly anticipated solo mode?
Very wobbly new backpack for the Ogryn. 🙂
The crow hook on it is wild. 🙂
thats an anchor, in case ogryn needs to anchor the valkyrie somewhere
Damn you kinda thick...
Hate.
The Emperor's New upscaller 
🙄 im glad i could be so amusing
go brrr
Found Carl from Jimmy neutron
32 seconds · Clipped by Xevra Fallen · Original video "Leh Charge Knife" by Xevra Fallen
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interrogator jump scare
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i think most people would just utter “what?” in response then get shot with a bolt pistol




