darktide-pics-vids

[unique galleon]

Scriptures!

NO

[trim falcon]

What’s the perma black dot there lol

Are our rejects developing cataracts

[unique galleon]

Dead pixel perhaps?

[spring sail]

pixels aren’t alive

[scarlet spire]

Pixels aren’t real and they can’t hurt you

[outer raptor]

The human eye sees between 30 to 60 fps

[unique galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-hmph-anime-gif-25075957

[azure rover]

yeah the first thing I did when I came back to posting stuff here occasionally was block every class chat, especially the zealot chat -It's just a bunch of degeneracy with overly pretentious & inflated egos at times.(Didn't block ogryn chat tho ). Have to say it's alot more peaceful as of late.

Entrapment!

[lavish wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9J1uRXfRuxg

may never happen again D:

[minor spruce]

It was Tzeentch!

He nerfed us!

https://tenor.com/view/my-descent-into-madness-is-complete-madness-going-insane-insanity-mental-gif-22579930

[serene chasm]

smh, walmart gandalf players

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-gif-4210733517086831125

[main widget]

Cryonic Rod!

[main widget]

I really dont know, it only shows in mission! I WISH I KNEW

[main widget]

No its only ever in battle, I can't figure it out

[remote field]

Lion looking like Toki over here

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-fist-of-the-north-star-toki-hokutonoken-gif-5447419

[fast wasp]

bendy shovel does funny things to the environment and 'shading' in general..

[west crystal]

Wait, why is the shovel folded that way ?

[fast wasp]

That's how the mk7 shovel folds.

[west crystal]

Oh it's a Vet thing

I don't have a Vet (well I made one but it's still level 4)

[solemn verge]

zola watchin me

as if metal-face wasnt enouff !

[eternal summit]

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[spring sail]

I’m mommys favorite cadian.

[pale locust]

staring meme bald guy staring .gif

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[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/unhingedkelz-tommykelz-the-forgotten-alfre-woodward-julianne-moore-gif-487056230817257376

[eternal summit]

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[spring sail]

i want cyberpunk abilities in darktide

i want master chief too

[loud blade]

You should make a lohner version of this

[west crystal]

Cyberpunk abilities ?

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/huang4evr-heartsdale-bubblyjae-kid-nodding-insane-gif-25575557

i wanna play cyberpunk

[west crystal]

It's mostly that I don't understand what Cyberpunk abilities are

[eternal summit]

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[fast wasp]

he wants to extendo legs and jump 60 feet high, and then hack people by looking at them with his hacker eyes, before getting sword arms to armswords

[eternal summit]

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[pale locust]

Good idea

[loud blade]

Wooo

[spring sail]

im v

[serene chasm]

suppose you dont need a reference for lohner but i did one anyway

looks more like bardin

[coral temple]

I want space Marines in dark tide

[west crystal]

Wait for SM2

[solemn verge]

Doesnt look liek me >:c

[cobalt hedge]

so you're saying Zealot Chat is Lore Accurate?

[serene chasm]

that hab-block is STEEPED in heresy

[azure rover]

Lol, you aren't wrong there.

[cerulean kernel]

what kind of slaanesh warp madness is this

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[spring sail]

the pm punisher

[west crystal]

@fast wasp This is your fault

[fast wasp]

mn, no, I'm not responsible for the choices of others.

[quasi surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerf-nerf-gun-bullet-nerf-gun-mechanism-nerf-gun-slo-mo-gif-14273641190954378029

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-guns-amurica-gif-10006472913218495536

ogryn gun lugger slander

obese man shoots up habblock HL-17-36

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-fat-fat-gigachad-gigachad-fat-chad-fat-gif-25194162

[spring sail]

been living in a cramped dorm on a bunk bed for 20+ years until some smelly soldiers come in

for Nurgle!!!!

“what the hell is a nurgle bro-“

[alpine cave]

the queue

[toxic harness]

a horse when it sees a pregnant woman

[spring sail]

https://tenor.com/view/expand-on-that-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-tell-me-more-explain-gif-20031393

[lavish wedge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xpeUGYkb9qM?feature=share

[solemn verge]

....

a plasma gun vet killing a pal with barrel

YOU WILL SUFFER

[modern pebble]

Even worse, it was a BIG MAN

[serene chasm]

They deserved it

[celest timber]

That first one just attempt murder

[serene chasm]

it wasnt attempted

it was planned, and perfectly executed

[celest timber]

Did they done something making you upset?

[serene chasm]

no

their first mistake and last was walking next to that barrel

[karmic torrent]

Chaos spawn jumpscare, I then died to the fire

[azure rover]

lmao

[serene chasm]

Face-Off

[full cypress]

Defeated

[serene chasm]

bootiful

[serene chasm]

bigfoot sighting ass pic

[full cypress]

Lmfao

[eternal summit]

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[full cypress]

Bro

that bomber legit shoved a grenade up her ass 💀

[eternal summit]

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[fierce shale]

[full cypress]

Nice. Now you must reach 40,000

[modern pebble]

You did it, Horus.
You are the Warhammer 40,000

[full cypress]

💀

[fast wasp]

me when most of my hours are spent making it so people can play with whatever this is

[agile olive]

Weapon customization MFs making some of the most deranged combinations of components possible

[west crystal]

So as much as a love spinny stuff, what does it do here

[worn wyvern]

spin

clearly

[agile olive]

It's a shotgun

So the spin is just there for flare

The second component increases the power

The third one makes it into an artillery piece

[fast wasp]

I like the useless sight that immediately gets covered up by another expanding part.

[agile olive]

And the spinning barrel is for stabilization

And also prevent overheating I think I don't know I'm not a gun nerd

[fast wasp]

this is just slapped on there

[agile olive]

I didn't even notice

[fast wasp]

then it instantly gets covered

[agile olive]

when It's only using two of the attachments it's a shotgun

The third one is what makes it into an explosive weapon

[fast wasp]

I try to make sure all my parts are usable even if they are covered by other things or converted for other purposes.

also despite current issues, I like this new receiver I made.

[agile olive]

This looks pretty damn cool

[fast wasp]

it's made mostly out of hammers and stocks.

[agile olive]

and there's that weapon customization charm

[fast wasp]

we all love how the sausage is made.

[serene chasm]

More clips of the Epic gaming Sessions

[solemn verge]

that last one

"this is what i do i sit on you, sit on you, sit on you"

"right on yer hed"

[serene chasm]

this guy is the final boss

[full cypress]

I have a swedish friend who laughs at half the boss names since apparently most of them are just named like people he knows around town lol

[solemn verge]

wait

isnt dickot also a zealot name

[full cypress]

Its one of the pre-generated names

the one that became a meme

[solemn verge]

slaneesh heretic !

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dickon-rickon-jaime-lannister-bronn-gif-20557223

[quasi surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roMDGJlRL7o&t=162s

[spring sail]

mfs named dickot

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-18989928

[scarlet spire]

everytime i boot up darktide, i find a new part of the model that hasnt been loaded in yet

[serene chasm]

looks perfectly fine to me

[serene chasm]

Saw that this guy had his Tightey-Hivey's on and moved in for a closer inspection.

[eternal summit]

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[sacred ermine]

https://youtu.be/DUzP8l7apoE

[scarlet spire]

assassin pox burster

[dry dirge]

Game : Quake 4 (2005)

Posting this because it reminds me of Warhammer 40K Darktide.

https://imgur.com/75B95bF

[full cypress]

Holy shit Quake 4

brings me back

[dry dirge]

It's my favourite FPS retro shooter, played it in my childhood.

Quake 2 is also my favourite because both are connected.

[full cypress]

🙏 god bless

[dry dirge]

Amazing games, Darktide is kinda familiar with them

[main widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwfEUzaSys

[spring sail]

Solomon Reed from cyberpunk?!

[merry crag]

FS be all: new cosmetics only 4.99

[azure rover]

HAHAHAH

that last one

unironically some of the best vids & pics I've seen in a while. The floating head ogryn - classic lol

I remember this one pretty well. he DC'd right after. Don't blame him lol

[slim coral]

omg my childhood

[quasi surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oig6ei6_oqE

check out these mad skillz

[stoic parcel]

Anyone else expericingg this bug?

Both sets of doors are remaining open though no NPCs can cross the first set from the pervious sector.

This was taken on the amphitheater map just heading into the distillery.

[trail heron]

The best video I've seen.

[sacred ermine]

Thanks! I am happy that the vid made so many people happy

[trail heron]

Like and subs!

[serene chasm]

amazing video❤️

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/krinkles-madness-combat-stream-surprised-gif-21701283

good vid, loved the "I own a musket for home defence" bit

[sacred ermine]

Everyone does haha, thanks

[pale locust]

so they may, you have a knack for creative video editing and machinima and those are always your standout moments

[plucky stream]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-bonk-gif-1640802954755837923

[golden sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyI9vbLuenY

[dusky rampart]

https://youtu.be/VyI9vbLuenY?si=YSmf9niQMQf2Dwr3

[modern pebble]

Ofc it's worth it

There's ogryns

You can lore friendly shut your brain off

[lean grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxPr-XnK2c

[dawn axle]

what's heppening there? Can Lucky Bullet trigger even when out of ammo or something?

[lean grove]

yes - many many left clicks per second

but as you can see its not 100% reliable and still worse than just picking plasma gun x)=

[dawn axle]

well it looks a lot more fun

[lean grove]

yeah it kinda is.
it was until then that i noticed it needs 4 grenade hits to kill a mauler, yet this thing regularly only has like 20 shots in reserve. at this point i might just assume this is an intended buff x)

[winter marlin]

holy shit, they did it, it only took more than a year for them to remove the dev texture.

[pale locust]

it's more like a leftover untextured cube than a texture

[west crystal]

Where the heck was that ? I never noticed it

[fast wasp]

it's where the dev cube used to be

[west crystal]

True true. Wasn't part of the private club to be allowed there

[candid rapids]

If in doubt, simply mount

[serene chasm]

look at this dude

[fast wasp]

IDK dude looks less like a dude and more like moldy beef jerky.

[west crystal]

He's the Pickelman

[wheat ivy]

Siblings would point at this picture and say "That's you"

[main widget]

god were weird

[near adder]

funny ragdoll at the end was the cherry on top

[main widget]

right!? it was so good lol

[alpine cave]

this was the most miserable mission of my life

3 completely fresh, random people and my completely fresh psyker character

[full cypress]

How long did it take for them to realise you can use the Auspex lol

[alpine cave]

i must've scanned like 15-20 auspex targets by myself. i had to basically solo a plague ogryn at like 1.5 wounds while the only other person that was alive went on a walk to go revive the other two people

[full cypress]

What difficulty was it.

[alpine cave]

and i do mean walk. that person took maybe 3 minutes to cross a hallway

sedition

[full cypress]

Bro

id have just sat back and let them figure it out

[alpine cave]

like i said, fresh

[full cypress]

thats always hilarious

[alpine cave]

nah i was in too deep by the ogryn

if this was at the start of the mission i would have just laughed but no

[full cypress]

You should try it some time.

Its like watching lab mice.

[alpine cave]

this is by no means me shitting on the newbies. we all were new to darktide and games in general at some point

it was just an excruciating experience to get to experience their first/second mission ever

[full cypress]

Its fair after a certain point honestly.

Auspex scans are just painful with randoms.

their lack of awareness makes me want to blow myself off the map with a barrel

[alpine cave]

they even whipped out the auspexes and found like 2 targets. the things were highlighted with the waypoint thingies. they didn't know they had to hold click though, probably

[full cypress]

death

[alpine cave]

nah there's no way i found this on a person

[full cypress]

[alpine cave]

not even the stats

just the damage. i've never seen this

[full cypress]

I mean hes literally Level 2

thats pretty normal

[pale locust]

lackluster tutorial moment

and note it probably didn't get updated to explain stims

even though it's formatted in a way that adding new segments should be easier

[alpine cave]

nope. i played after they got added and had to find out what they did by myself

they're pretty self-explanatory but the nuances aren't clear if you just look at them

[pale locust]

yeah like how the speed one buffs stuff like psyker's abilities

and doesn't affect movment speed

[alpine cave]

"celerity" having just the arrows for an icon doesn't give you the idea that it increases attack speed and psyker channel speed

i karking knew it didn't affect speed

[pale locust]

it affects firing speed which is cool

[full cypress]

You say that like new players even do half the shit they get "taught" in the tutorial.

💀

Most will forget the auspex exists even if it was taught to them in there.

[pale locust]

me and the bros arriving on malice difficulty (we don't know how to do an auspex scan)

[full cypress]

AAAAAAA-

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ghost-barrel-explode-fly-gif-10528166394804192796

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[full cypress]

also yeah im not even being sarcastic like most your average player gets is "If I shoot an enemy enough it will die."

[celest timber]

https://tenor.com/view/goedulf-barrel-explosion-flying-rocket-launch-gif-4036057764296512193

[full cypress]

Cue some bloke unloading his autogun uselessly into a Crusher's torso

[pale locust]

I always wonder if they have some armor penetration build I don't know of

[alpine cave]

+25% carapace damage putting in work not even we are aware of

[pale locust]

gotta hit those breakpoints

[mental junco]

Imma be real the first time I played I forgot about the auspex alongside everyone else so we were wondering what to do

“Man what is this stupid device-“

“OH.”

[midnight heron]

Thank you Mr emprah

He gave me a full auto punt gun with that range essentially

[quiet delta]

I've seen a lot of people just stand still shooting at a crusher and get one shot by it after it show walks up to firm and winds up for 3 seconds.

[midnight heron]

The crushers while your squad hits them with that dollar store lasgun:

https://tenor.com/view/mines-zoolander-cool-swag-walking-gif-16900555

[quiet delta]

WHO IS SHE?????

[midnight heron]

Crushers going full rdr2 building house theme on your veteran

[quiet delta]

https://youtu.be/Z4cEZCAIeiw?si=-0rY0NjlFM-Jjbj6

[quiet delta]

that's too far

[midnight heron]

Crushers didn’t think so they were in perfect range

[quiet delta]

https://youtu.be/Bunx0OCu4ow?si=jE0aMy0Ocu3mbveV

now do it with a crusher

[midnight heron]

That’s great

[velvet wagon]

what does this symbol mean?

[hexed tide]

I don’t have the video but I just feel through the guarded bridge in Sanction Redactus when I crouched. Is there a gap or something that has no ledge placement?

[west crystal]

Highest diff you've done that mission

[quasi surge]

maximum suppression

[main widget]

❤️

[quiet delta]

@full cypress she knows things about symbology

[wheat ivy]

If it's the symbol underneath missions, then it represents the highest difficulty you've completed it on.

[full cypress]

^

[quasi surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVo64UheTxI I am getting better

[carmine summit]

must... 100% the game....

[pale locust]

at least wait for the devs to rework the crafting grind, don't subject yourself to something this tiring

[carmine summit]

its okay, i've got mods to streamline the process

i just need to give myself goals

and im only losing dockets

not one piece of plasteel nor diamantine has been wasted

my melkbucks and dockets are in shambles though

(using melkbucks to buy any T4s i see)

alas, for now, i toil

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

[quiet delta]

its that fast to make a new gun thats completely auric damnation viable

[carmine summit]

not pictured: 20 hours spent acquiring the resources and dockets

[wanton lion]

Is there a specific tag I need to post here?

[near adder]

Red role gives u image perms

[west crystal]

You become red by being active enough, so commenting every so often should suffice

[open garden]

How many hours do you have?

I have never seen that 100% completed

[open garden]

Bumbaclott

[carmine summit]

eryting gon be aright bruddah

[flint stirrup]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/jxfamineirl/screenshot/5964525301445083827/ sorry dont know how to post images on here yet, but whats the max rating on weapons, is this one close?

[west crystal]

Yes, max grey (380) and max total

[flint stirrup]

so 550 is cap?

[west crystal]

Atm yes

[flint stirrup]

neat i hopw i get to see one one day

ty for info

[carmine summit]

hellish grind

hooh

[carmine summit]

mfw the emperor spits a shovel with perfect blessings at me

[midnight heron]

Please hadron don’t fuck it up 😭

[carmine summit]

you're on controller so she's bound to screw you over

[plucky escarp]

Perfect blessings HORRIBLE stats

[carmine summit]

yerp

[oak junco]

Atoman citizen waiting for the bus

[full cypress]

I love waiting for the bus to work and finding a free ammo pack

[polar ice]

this might be random but where is the art from?

or is it a anime

[full cypress]

Its Slyvanas from World of Warcraft (never played the games or into the universe), just saw it on Tumblr one day from a google reverse image search years ago and assigned it as my pfp

Ive had it since... 2016? 💀

[polar ice]

sad life hoped it might be a picture from a anime with vampires

but thanks!

[full cypress]

LMAO

You want that go look at Castlevania

they have some good stuff

[polar ice]

the art style kind of reminds me of Netflixvania

yeah I watched it :"D

[full cypress]

Based 🤝

[polar ice]

nocturne is just eh compared to castlevania that's why I have such a bitter taste

[full cypress]

Same but i was mostly here for the visuals so it wasnt too bad

[polar ice]

fair but still i cringed when he put the bandana on

[full cypress]

LOL

fair enough

[polar ice]

https://tenor.com/view/bandana-prison-mike-gif-11064676

[main widget]

poxbursters dont trigger when they should and trigger when they shouldnt lately, its so annoying

[mental junco]

I find it weird how you took damage when usually that doesn’t happen to me with poxbursters when I’m grabbed by a mutant

[spring sail]

brave for the honesty

[quasi surge]

they did reduce the range they trigger from in a recent patch didnt they

[cobalt bluff]

This is how a Kantrael Lasgun's irong sights look like:

It's really a shame Darktide developers gave up with the weapon customisation, thankfully the modding community made it possible.
I hope they change their minds and re add this system to the game and with more stuff alongside.

[midnight heron]

I wanna stick a scope on a recon lasgun with zero stability so I can stare at the ceiling

Or even better on a psyker staff

[wicked thistle]

The old 'break your cheekbones trying to get an abysmal tunnel vision sight picture.' I can see why they didnt make it the default sight

[fast wasp]

laspistol has the same irons too, wooo

[grand spruce]

Isn't that what pox flamers say?

[full cypress]

No its what my dad says

[unborn locust]

No idea, they're all saying pretty much the same mumbo-jumbo about decay, rot and not wiping their ass

[full cypress]

Isnt that your average redditor

[silver sapphire]

I realized now I was at 2 hp

Got a little carried away there

[carmine summit]

i respect the grind for the kills

me breaking into miguel iglesias' house to interrogate him about all of the in-use concept art we arent being shown

https://tenor.com/view/omni-omniman-invincible-mark-invincible-mark-gif-21429751

LOL

moderator-approved corporate espionage

[full cypress]

I have talked with Miguel like twice here about him posting more of his shit and it took him like 2 years to finally post his Moebian 6th concept art

so I entirely get it and approve lol

[carmine summit]

poor guy must've had to scrap so much stuff because GW said "nuh uh"

[full cypress]

Lmao i actually wonder if they'd interfere with that

because HE DOES actually do GW art too, has been for awhile

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3sp_M4K95f/?img_index=1

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[carmine summit]

i know i know

i'm saying like, his initial concept that he's happy with getting bent to GW's liking

[full cypress]

yeee true

[carmine summit]

suppose thats true for a great many industries really

[west crystal]

I've asked Catfish is she could ask the Concept artist to post further arts

[carmine summit]

whenabouts was that?

[west crystal]

#general-chat message

Wasn't easy to find back

[eternal summit]

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[fast wasp]

I mean, they're nearly identical (for obvious reasons) but they're seperate models.

I was just saying same as in same style.

[eternal summit]

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[fast wasp]

there's actually a decent amount of differences between the two if you take more than just a "similar design" look at it

[eternal summit]

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[fast wasp]

like the magwell for instance, two different designs

[eternal summit]

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[indigo plinth]

How did you added the sight ?

[eternal summit]

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[indigo plinth]

thank you

[cloud eagle]

xo xo sweet brute

[fast wasp]

she's specifically using the MT plugin with the weapon customization mod however, (the stock in the lasgun picture is from it,)

[indigo plinth]

I see why it wasn't from the game

[eternal summit]

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[fast wasp]

can't insert custom models, can only kitbash with what's there

[indigo plinth]

okay

hoping soon to be able to post some of my characters in game

[dry horizon]

i tried scrolling chat here and checking forums and couldnt find something similar (sorry if it was asked 100 times already)
Is this message normal to get upon launching the game or i'm somehow getting my account hacked? 😛

[full cypress]

Yeah I got it too

it seems okay

[dry horizon]

i was expecting to see some communication on forums, maybe in the announcements, explaining why this is required

[full cypress]

"to make sure your game files are healthy"

people mod this game to shit so its understandable

Nah this never happened before

[west crystal]

I think they're trying to see if they're getting frequent fiel corruption with every update

[serene chasm]

yeah, people are out here making darktide 2 lol.

[fast wasp]

hey i'll have you know that I do not have any responsibility for people who mod their game so it looks like they're playing generic hoard shooter circa 2010, I just touch da guns.

[full cypress]

no

[full cypress]

I mean not really, its more that theres way too many mods for every little thing.

[serene chasm]

yeah, but at this point i cant play without them

[full cypress]

you NEED to turn your hud into a racing game display

[fast wasp]

then there's me and I only run like, 2 things.

[loud blade]

I don't run any mods

They're gimmicky and I'm lazy

[fast wasp]

hudicus invisiballis and mod I work on.

all I need

[fast wasp]

obviously making your weapon look absolutely bitchin', is not gimmicky, it is a way of life, good sir.

[unborn finch]

minor inconvenience

[full cypress]

"ITS AN UGLY PLANET, A POX-PLANET."

[magic magnet]

No it ain't; the pox planet is where Mortarion and his death legion live.

[full cypress]

Thats the Plague Planet™️

also you didnt get the reference

[magic magnet]

oh ok

[full cypress]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-02-2023/VINDM6.gif

[magic magnet]

Wait until we actually get the genestealers

[full cypress]

no

[west crystal]

Nevah

[pale locust]

symmetry

the fellow psyker had a surge staff while I had smite

[alpine cave]

pain

[quiet delta]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-sweet-liberty-no-noo-gif-4994381524762768101

i cant wait for genestealers 🙂

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[hexed tide]

Ima become a FS employee so I can fix the random capitals and misspelling in both the dialogue and perks

[quiet urchin]

Oh man finally just got this from the normal store

guess I can't link

[alpine cave]

gotta be a bit active first

you can get red role in like a day, less than an hour of chatting

[quasi surge]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-gif-20570197

[devout tapir]

it's back

[silver sapphire]

An image of my first time playing with someone besides randoms

[wind sundial]

R O C K

[eternal summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[unique galleon]

AND STONE!

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-battle-tendency-joseph-joestar-gif-27200981

[near adder]

ROCK N STONE!

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-jojo-jjba-shocked-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-14599427

how did he know?

[wary roost]

514? Oh my god

[lyric reef]

Its 544 now. Gave it flak 4 + deadly accurate 4.

[wary roost]

man That just sounds perfect

[main widget]

XD idk why

[main widget]

Auric intensity is lit right now

[hardy falcon]

try and guess the moment I realized I fucked up

[wind sundial]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE ?

[alpine cave]

at exactly 6 seconds, the frame the barrel lit up

[solemn verge]

wat have you done lohner !

[quiet delta]

Really love the silent specials 🙂

[zinc sinew]

Ah yes, the suddenly appearing burster

The best fucking spawn

[full cypress]

I was gonna ask why he died instantly then I saw the two wounds lol

[dawn axle]

laughs in Ogryn

[full cypress]

I will never understand why people run such a small number of wounds even in high diffs ngl

also coming as an Ogryn main lol

[coarse island]

Two wounds is plenty for Vet and Psyker

As long as you don't pick up grims

[full cypress]

You say this

they are the ones picking it up most of the time

[coarse island]

Granted I usually don't do missions where that is a possibility

[full cypress]

I sometimes do because i just dont care

and every time the grim carrier dies i type

[agile olive]

I never do grims for the sole purpose of avoiding these type of people

[full cypress]

"Oh no what a loss."

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

me running 2 wounds on all human-sized characters

(I spec into max stamina and health)

[full cypress]

Omega Cringe

[pale locust]

Omega Cringe Kappa One Turux

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-goodbye-chat-gif-17988604282929457996

[quiet delta]

its kinda cute

[quiet delta]

Finally... another triple +3 stamina enjoyer...

I kneel.

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-kneel-aiiieee-gif-25204089

[main widget]

The only way to be XD

[quiet delta]

not also triple sprint efficiency...

im cwying

[main widget]

stam regen . only one sprint XD, was getting tore up by gunners for a while

[quiet delta]

im so spoiled on my vet by playing stripped down

combined with one of their passives they have infinite dodge for gunners while running

I just sprint + slide + shoot them all to death while invulnerable to shooting

[full cypress]

Bro she kinda built tho wtf

[echo pebble]

swoletide

[alpine cave]

a set of contracts that actually doesn't make me suicidal is a good change for once

[pale locust]

there comes a time when a Darktide player stops trying to have damage resistance and instead specs into mobility. That is true enlightenment

https://tenor.com/view/conan-sword-lightning-audioslave-cochise-gif-16333309212312891561

[heady furnace]

i used to pref 3 wounds, but after getting better in general and trying out 3x toughness im just so rarely down in a situation where we dont wipe anyway

[full cypress]

[pale locust]

ranged enemies stop being a threat if you can outrun their reaction time

[full cypress]

Just like real life.

[main widget]

this is true

[serene chasm]

MFW: Im looking at the psycher on my team expecting her to contribute to completing the mission ( she instead strips down to her underwear and starts filming for her OnlyKarks. )

[full cypress]

LMFAO

almost spat my fucking drink holy fuck

[pale locust]

reminder that this was real once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93v9i7qC0o

[serene chasm]

that was before i got back into darktide

[pale locust]

you may not know of the part two then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokIQhmWaOE

[serene chasm]

yeah, i never witnessed the oversized beta helmets and any of the other cool bugs

did hear the space marine voice filter on the beta helmet for ogryn, but all i got were memory leaks

[brazen orchid]

bringing back shirtless would make the game surpass it's all time peak for concurrent players

is fs stupid

[west crystal]

GW

And we already know that Ogryn will have a shirtless cosmetic (belt and gloves)

[fast wasp]

no shirtless thing like this though...

insert joke here

[pale locust]

bro would not last a day on an average hive city floor
takes one step and immediately has fifty different diseases directly in his bloodstream

ogryns are built different so they don't count

[west crystal]

Redneck 40k yippeekyay

[serene chasm]

Cadians live for battle, Prayer and Skinny Dipping

[hexed tide]

Aliens ahh character

[dry dirge]

Bro 'boutta visit a chiropractor after shooting that artillery weapon.

[void swan]

"Back in my day, the Imperial Guard didn't have no fancy tanks. We had a stick! Two sticks and rock! And we had to share the rock!"

[main widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxnFPtMdbXc silly stuff

[surreal onyx]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z914XdF-tXk

[rich crown]

new cosmetic?

[serene chasm]

yeah bro, FS gave it to me for testing

gonna be in next week

[plucky escarp]

Yea, totslly

[serene chasm]

im a dev bro trust me

[hazy cipher]

guys

what the fuck is going on the current maelstorm xDDD

avg 3 monsters at the start

top was 4

[dawn axle]

that's the mutator that gives elites a chance at getting replaced by monsters

look at their names, they're "weakened"

so you'll get a lot more monsters, but weaker

[slim warren]

How much weaker?

[near adder]

Very, like farm funny ragdoll level easier

Changed their hp value so it can get chunked by a handful of builds

[zenith seal]

i go afk for ONE second and next thing i know im being sized up by mr bogdan over here

[wary roost]

Not gonna lie that looks exactly like my ogryn, like exactly.

[red basalt]

he got a tad stuck

[wary roost]

Maybe just a little

[red basalt]

couple of days ago a bit of a unlucky spawn

[wary roost]

Ya I can’t say I would’ve tried to get you

[wind sundial]

Best uptade (bring it back devs)

[full cypress]

GW said no. Not happening 💀

[wind sundial]

I will burn my local hobby shop >:C

[full cypress]

[plain rover]

Please do not burn down some random hobby shop 💀

[west crystal]

Do note that it was a blanket statement which didn't say what bothered GW
Like it could be specific to a certain archetype (Psyker) for example

[red basalt]

Funny thing I think 2 of them came to get me and uh both of them died to the demon host

[serene chasm]

Desert maps looking crisp

[full cypress]

They definitely darkened the antenna room at some point

i dont remember the sun effect causing that much of a darkness effect before

[pale locust]

cartoon whoosh sound effect

[full cypress]

monkey lookin' ass

[quiet delta]

does GW not have shirtless guys in its games

closest I could think of

i blame the british

feel like a lot of people are about this astatic

UM GW???? NAKED MEN?

[plucky escarp]

Being shirtless is non canon, they said

[fast wasp]

these are people who have been jean stolen.

[quiet delta]

jeanstealerzzz?

[stoic parcel]

The sisters of battle have the most metal models

Love the penitent engines

I just wish the mechas weren’t so vanilla

[silver sapphire]

Some of the sisters of battle are shirtless I think it's a punishment and their put into battle

[stoic parcel]

I saw this cool saint that was persevered in a gilded casket that was shaped to their form with a glass plate in front of their face.

I wish the war suits were the equivalent of space marine dreadnoughts

With ancient sisterly pilots in gilded sarcophaguses

[scarlet spire]

fun fact, most railings dont have a spot whereyoull grab on, so you die instantly dodging backwards

[pure estuary]

ring the bell and this is the result
(they kept shooting it for a whole minute)

[full cypress]

It is a good sound to be fair 🔔

[pure estuary]

fr

[plucky escarp]

Average quick match

[pure estuary]

honestly this is why I like to QP, you get some hilarious teams, with a sprinkle of trolls every few matches

makes for good content

[plucky escarp]

I kinda stop doing qms ngl

Not after getting my name made fun of

[quiet delta]

Now thatsalot of snipers!

[short crane]

GW are full of shit, they have shirtless figures, but that's not allowed in the video games? That doesn't even make sense lmao.

That's like saying Darth Vader can't wear a cape in a Star Wars game despite the fact he has one in every other form of media.

[west crystal]

Blanket statement, and leaked Ogryn shirtless is already in the game files

[short crane]

Having shirtless Ogryn back would be nice, same with shirtless Zealot and Vet. I think my Psyker looked kind of strange shirtless, so don't care what they do with that.

[serene chasm]

the gladiator chest piece for ogryn that came out was pretty cool, just wish it looked more "militarum" like.

[wind sundial]

I will, I will make GW understand the consequences of their actions. People will suffer, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the return of shirtless Ogryns

[full cypress]

Batman villain origin story

[wind sundial]

My parents didn't die in an alley way, but my hopes and dreams of darktide becoming the fun/serious game it can clearly become have been shattered

The game has its goofy sides

The ogryn has the R O C K ffs

And GW expects us to take darktide like the launch trailer

[full cypress]

[wind sundial]

If enough hobby shops burn, there may be salvation for this game

[west crystal]

Why would A change something for B ?

[full cypress]

because destruction is necessary

[wind sundial]

Because I'm still butthurt about the price inflation (42€ for a chaplain is a JOKE), the new terminators model ruining my army and how they straight up killed the old dreadnought.

But I can forgive all this bullshitery if they just let the games be fun games, BUT THEY EVEN NITPICK THERE

[full cypress]

GW ripping off its playerbase that continues to still buy their products?

Hmmmm sounds familiar

[coarse island]

Chaplain on a bike? Because all the others are a lot cheaper

[wind sundial]

I'm done buying their overpriced plastic figurines

https://tenor.com/view/gus-you-are-fired-done-breaking-bad-gif-26933678

[full cypress]

You’re the smarter one

Others tho oof

[west crystal]

I sold my minies and won't buy any more
Might still have a couples from when I started

[coarse island]

GW plastic good and worth it

[hexed crater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqH7NpkMFrg pretty dope

[serene chasm]

yeah that video's sick

[green heron]

Starting today: you’re eating them

Every last one

[silver sapphire]

Found this gem whist looking at my zealot gameplay it's an older video I don't rember from when

[plucky escarp]

That's so weird

Compared to my gameplay that is

Very slow

[naive whale]

What da dogs doin?

[rugged path]

Any good?

[naive whale]

Not great not terrible

I kinda dig your perks, but go to Sefoni and see if you get OKHO on the groaners/poxies

scrusher/TAS is a vibe. You push to stagger and then swing for heads. Could have potential there…

[plucky escarp]

I dont think he looks sorry

[hexed tide]

Official teaser of Warhammer in CoD ☹️

[full cypress]

Lmao lets goooo

Cannot wait for the memes

[plucky escarp]

That is such a sad GW x ACTIVISION trailer bruh

[silver sapphire]

Is it? I'm not the best and still learning

[spring sail]

now that trailer

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

ain’t a happy soul gonna buy that

[full cypress]

You doubt the consumers

[plucky escarp]

Dunno, is that the usual speed in your gameplay?

[silver sapphire]

I don't know what you mean

[plucky escarp]

Nvm

[pure basin]

FatShark is trying to make every weapon viable - so it really depends on your talent build complimenting your weapons; and you play-style.

[full cypress]

Fatshark + the testing crew which are picked from the playerbase as well, some are a hit and a miss but most are very viable

[spring sail]

testing crew

here i thought we were called a player base

[pliant viper]

its now my most played game

[plucky escarp]

Christ

The hours on gmod

[plain rover]

God I hate how those hours combined don’t break my most played game’s time

[pliant viper]

i used to play gmod alot

[wheat ivy]

Rookie numbers tbh

[pliant viper]

let my find my friends city skylines

[plain rover]

💀

I think I have someone with 10k hours in a single game on my friends list

one moment

nvm

only 9k

[agile olive]

When the devil asks you to sell your soul away do you tell him that you already did

[pliant viper]

and on warframe of all games

[plain rover]

It’s a good game

[plain rover]

I literally play league of legends I don’t have a soul in the first place

[full cypress]

Can't english shut up

[agile olive]

Wolf approval is massively dropping

[pliant viper]

its so grindy good but grindy

[full cypress]

man I miss garry's mod

just not the same anymore

[plain rover]

I enjoy competitive games is all

[full cypress]

okay kpop simp

[agile olive]

As long as you don't blame the jungler for everything

[full cypress]

[plain rover]

💀

[pliant viper]

ok im not crazy then it just dont feel right

[full cypress]

LMAO

the mid 2000's were the golden ages

now its just whatever

[agile olive]

It fell off basically

[full cypress]

I mean it kinda didnt its just that the times have changed

[plain rover]

I play adc my role has 0 impact till later lol

[agile olive]

Skibidi toilet gives me violent urges to commit vehicular manslaughter in a baneblade

[plain rover]

It’s the drunk crashers that are a problem

Not the drunk drivers

[pliant viper]

its just the new baby shark or nyan cat

[agile olive]

Aight good you can blame the support instead it's always there fault

[plain rover]

💀

I’d rather not

The most satisfying thing in a video game is when you perfect someone two times in a row in a fighting game

And they rage quit

Nothing compares

[wheat ivy]

Skibidi Toilet is fine, it's literally the same thing people have always made using SFM

[plain rover]

It’s just brain rot for the new generation. Every young generation with internet access has had their own flavor of brain rot

[pliant viper]

i wanna see one of those skibidi kids react to half life 2

[agile olive]

Oh it would be hilarious trust me

[pliant viper]

It’s the worst use of source engine assets

[wheat ivy]

It's a silly song playing while game characters do stupid things you say, because we never did that back in the day

[agile olive]

We did and we ignore it but unfortunately no matter what we do it always comes back with an uppercut powered by a rocket launcher

[pliant viper]

Anyone remember that deus ex bomb song

[wheat ivy]

Insert literally any An0nymooose video from the past decade

[wheat ivy]

We didn't ignore it, they were also incredibly popular at the time

You're just doing the boomer thing of thinking the younger generation is stupid and their things aren't as good as your old things

[agile olive]

I think everything is stupid to be honest

Even back in the day

I'm just looking for new things to call stupid because the old ones are getting old

[pliant viper]

thats just life

[agile olive]

Exactly

[wheat ivy]

Sounds cringe

[pliant viper]

Soon they shall reach the end of their journey becoming retro and cool then falling into obscurity to just become a memory

[agile olive]

I cast kick you in the jaw

[pliant viper]

Vinyls have reached the retro and cool stage

Tho they were always cool

why does it keep going fucky

[loud blade]

I'm sorry you must be new to this
Space marine fans will buy anything and everything

[plucky escarp]

Unless it's shit

[full cypress]

They still buy them.

[plucky escarp]

True..

[spring sail]

blood raven fans 100%

[scarlet spire]

@exotic lynx

i cant seem to figure out whether this poxburster bug is funny or annoying

[quiet delta]

it only happens to yiik posters

[thin moat]

I come bearing a gift.

New reaction image just dropped.

[prime siren]

had a bit of a brainfart and shot the demonhost

[vale cloak]

saved it tho

[plucky escarp]

Ogryn moment

[alpine cave]

eepy

[latent narwhal]

is it really that time again mr freeman

[full cypress]

[jovial cargo]

[twilit bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvhWskjIwR0
I HATE POX BURSTERS I HATE POX BURSTERS

[quiet delta]

2 minutes

my adhd brain cant watch a 2 min long clip

[vestal zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/asmodai-40k-tts-warhammer40k-if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-gif-25054805

[quiet delta]

mucho video

xD

[scarlet spire]

poxburst going for a walk

[velvet drift]

he's worried bout tripping, poor guy

[scarlet spire]

Poxburster was a bit nervous

[proven lava]

Got cornered

Was hell

Was in that corner for a good 8 minutes fending off the heretics but they got me

[spring sail]

ai director

[pale locust]

oh boy, last hero standing, let's give them a difficult but fair challenge as they try to save the match
spawns five specials
spawns five specials
spawns five specials

[spring sail]

at the very least, the ai director is trying to win

and when you do manage to survive that bullshit you know that the game didn’t give you any help

“you guys see that fuckin shit???”

[full cypress]

Yeah I don't see any problems with it honestly

feels like a weird complaint lol, especially since how easy it is to dispact most specials in this game ontop of that

[spring sail]

woah now

don’t get me wrong, if i lose because of it, i genuinely want to put hands on the devs

if i win though we good

https://tenor.com/view/iasip-charlie-stare-always-sunny-charlie-charlie-day-stare-its-always-sunny-charlie-gif-15698827

yes that’s correct, id like the highest of highs but would like the lowest of lows to be removed

[quiet delta]

a minute and a half of reasons to always pick up a grimoire

[pale locust]

why's the poxwalker climbing up the ledge

crusher interestingly enough look very stylized

[full cypress]

It looks cinematic.

who are you, CinemaSins?

[west crystal]

Warden on Warden combat 🍿

[full cypress]

[pale locust]

This does make me wonder about behind the scenes of this
Veteran and Psyker are obviously rendered, whereas the horde has the in-game antialiasing jank and lamps without shadow casting going on
so I guess that this part of the artwork was screenshotted in-game or in-engine at least

so did the pathfinding shit the bed while they were screenshotting and just decided to keep it in? lmao

[full cypress]

[smoky condor]

they probably just posed them

[hexed tide]

I love how they used cosmetics that are also not available ☠️

[full cypress]

They've been doing that for a year.

Im gonna hurt people

[hexed tide]

They reposted the photo is there anything different?

[full cypress]

Prob just a tweet error.

that site is a shitshow

Fabricator-General Musk not doing the best job 💀

[serene chasm]

Pov: *me going to bed peacefully, then i suddenly get pinged in #🐦tweets-sermons *

https://tenor.com/view/venom-scream-pain-gif-10034820162071346400

[full cypress]

[spring sail]

me workin my junk psycho style missing the notification entirely

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[serene chasm]

me crafting another complaint about error 2014

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[spring sail]

game so fucked brodie getting 10 year old errors

[serene chasm]

casual DT update behaviour at this point

had to verify files for 40 mins just to play 3 rounds bruh

[spring sail]

i already uninstalled again but i came back to check the update and had my first game void of enemies in the finale

[serene chasm]

dont worry, they'll fix it

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-walter-white-screaming-breaking-bad-walter-walter-gif-27285909

[spring sail]

fatshark ruining every fucking function to fix unrelated graphical issues before going non verbal for 4 months

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[serene chasm]

fatshark employee making a tweet about a weapon combination no one gives a fuck about

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629

[spring sail]

i love farshark!!!

[serene chasm]

fatshark employee leaving the studio after 20 minutes of hard labor in which he tweeted a picture of a crusher

https://tenor.com/view/baby-dont-hurt-me-mike-ohearn-jokester-joke-funny-gif-27699537

my job here is done, time for my 4 month vacation

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160458

[scarlet spire]

"beware the fog, rejects"

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-gif-25104733

[serene chasm]

"a nigh on unstoppable force"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629

[scarlet spire]

"any favorites yet?"

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-loop-writing-intense-gif-23156552

[nova ice]

Fatshark employee writing the twitter post for the week

https://tenor.com/view/elsword-gif-27268482

[spring sail]

dorktide

[proven lava]

Instead of writing twitch post

Fucker should be fixing their game

[wheat ivy]

Their Social media manager probably isn't also a game dev

[brazen orchid]

they surely aren't

[proven lava]

Don mattih

Works for them

[wanton lion]

A correct reaction to a Bonk

[full cypress]

Anything you think needs priority?

[proven lava]

Hit register station

[wanton lion]

I haven't been playing for much time, but the Hit reg and rewards at the end especially on the higher difficulties should be slightly increased

[full cypress]

I dont know what that means.

Ah that, yeah I agree 💀

[wanton lion]

Admitively I know running away isn't good or advised in this game, but when I run past an enemy and I KNOW he's nowhere near me but I still get hit is kinda annoying

Also they should make it where both sliding and dodging count as dodging, I should be able to slide past a melee enemy and not get hit

[full cypress]

Unless you are an enough distance away they will slightly slide towards you to hit you.

And sliding's main purpose is to basically dodge gunfire

also pretty busted at times

[wanton lion]

Yes, how ever I can't always slide because the second I get hit I can no longer run. And I'm on consol so I can't slide from a standstill

I've been killed I don't know how many times because I've been sprint locked because 1 singular gunner decided I was worthy of death in the middle of a horde

I can't spam slide, personally

Idk if it's console, my controller or my brain but I can slide, sprint, slide

I can't slide slide like I've seen PC players do

Yeah you missed what I said

[full cypress]

[quiet delta]

After playing dozens of ours with stripped down I fully think the game just runs better with this as core game functionality

its debatable what makes combat "good" or "bad"

[full cypress]

Its pretty good lmao

[quiet delta]

but sliding everywhere is kind of...

dumb

and annoying

and doesnt add anything

[full cypress]

Honestly its not "bad" in any way imo, the combat for this game is great. Half the complaints are just

"Oh this enemy killed me"

Yeah they tend to do that

💀

Im not talking about your case btw Putzi so dont worry lol

[quiet delta]

sprinting could just let you dodge gunfire which lets players who enjoy melee playstyles... play the game at all. its still gated by the need to

start the sprint

and you can be hit by melee enemies because its not a dodge

[full cypress]

I feel like using legs is overrated.

[quiet delta]

Having legs?

nah

thats free corpse starch

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pants-dance-eskord-drip-invisible-gif-26211296

[wanton lion]

Actually, one thing I would like to add.
I would like some way to deal with dogs when they do jump on you. Like some QTE that you can push them off you, because it doesn't make much sense that even an ogryn can't push off a dog that's like 30 pounds, even if it's roided out

[full cypress]

That defeats the purpose of a special enemy.

[subtle garden]

me casually dodging the plague ogryn, waiting for my team mates to aggro it away from me

[wanton lion]

You're good m8, you glad to have your opinion

[full cypress]

Basically a QTE ruins the point of a special enemy imo

[quiet delta]

I like the slide quite a bit but spamming it to close the gap feels an inelegant solution when the rest of the games combat loop is so satisfying and perfect.

[full cypress]

to be fair i joke but i dont think ive EVER seen anyone spam it that much

[subtle garden]

I use the slide to close the gap to shooters and do it the second before they shoot, that way you also avoid getting shot

[quiet delta]

when I play my zealot and I want to get in on the gunners I HAVE to spam like 5 slides in a row to run them down

[wanton lion]

Pushing a dog or buster would count as a QTE

So it's technically already in the game

[quiet delta]

on auric damn you can run into situations where there are 20+ gunners all focusing you because you are the front liner

so you cant ever not be in a dodge animation or behind cover

to reposition you have ONE option and its slide

[subtle garden]

I've had tons of situations that would be spamming QTE inputs

[full cypress]

I think its fine because Bursters and especially dogs are INCREDIBLY easy to dispatch.

You can literally push them mid-air half the time

[subtle garden]

Unless your team mates shoots the burster you were going to shove

[full cypress]

To be fair that itself is just awful teammates lol

also L4D Boomer moment 💀

[quiet delta]

Psyker special not knocking back bursters

💀

it works about 75% of the time

[subtle garden]

followed by team mates who carries med crates but forgets to deploy them when the team is dying, or when they have one remaining wound but don't use the health booster

[full cypress]

Thats the equilavent of

"Bro im grey and near death can I have that medkit"

heals himself

💀

https://tenor.com/view/left-4-dead-2-adrenaline-gif-16539872865604987932

[subtle garden]

it is sort of a blessing to have bad team mates: that way you can progress on the reviving/rescuing penances

and also train yourself to clutch games

[full cypress]

Bro i cannot explain when I see like 2 teamamtes waiting to be revived.

INSTANTLY sprinting to rescue them so I can get that penance meter filled

[quiet delta]

yes

i know

im at like 700

after 1000+ hours

aaaaa

[full cypress]

You should clearly start killing your teammates with barrels

[quiet delta]

xD

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ghost-barrel-explode-fly-gif-10528166394804192796

Goodbye cruel world

[wheat ivy]

I never noticed how many stamina pips there were in that gif before

Jesus

[full cypress]

Oh wow yeah christ

[subtle garden]

Winning a full Heresy mission and not being ever disabled/downed

christopher lee would've made a god tier inquisitor

[full cypress]

Darktide needs more annoying specials like HD2 Chargers gang up on you in packs of 4 and ragdoll you off cliffs

https://tenor.com/view/flying-ragdoll-police-fail-hurt-gif-16557095

[gentle mesa]

Carapace armor mutants

[full cypress]

yeah except you can hurt Crushers

💀

[subtle garden]

To actually keep me awake

[full cypress]

I HATE CHARGERS SO MUCH

[gentle mesa]

I am a can spell well

[gentle mesa]

Railgun to the leg twice

[wheat ivy]

We need Invisible Mutants, so you can only hear their distant scream to alert you they are coming and after that it's only the stomping of their feet to let you know they are near

[subtle garden]

as long as i can see the footsteps markings i'll be fine

[wheat ivy]

Only hear

No visual clues

[full cypress]

Have you tried doing that while theres a sea of bugs, a bile titan and 2 more Chargers attacking you

[gentle mesa]

Yes

I've done 4 at once solo

[full cypress]

Yeah ill believe it when I see it, the high difficulties in HD2 are just ass.

[subtle garden]

don't you just hate that even as a tide player you can't dodge away from paying bills ?

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-penacony-honkai-star-rail-clockie-no-money-gif-14673244072619990643

[wheat ivy]

I tried to parry them, but I just got arrested for credit fraud

[full cypress]

Lore accurate Badab War situation

[subtle garden]

i love how Morrow seemingly has been everywhere within the 40K setting

would not surprise me he actually witnessed the War in Heaven

or casually eating pop corn while watching the Emperor fight Horus

[full cypress]

Theres an actual voiceline in the game for this lol

The scottish female zealot goes about a Morrow story and the Cadian cuts with

"Is this another one of Morrow Was Everywhere stories? Next you'll tell me he was there the Emperor slew Horus."

I haven't heard this particular voiceline in like forever and miss it.

[quiet delta]

someone edit that in lmao

[subtle garden]

Morrow witnessing the Emperor fighting Horus

https://media.tenor.com/mJRKnHfmDv8AAAAM/ryback-chip.gif

[loud blade]

He's actually just John Grammaticus

[quiet delta]

morrow at the battle for malevelon creek

[subtle garden]

I love how he looks genuinely more concerned about Sanguinis than the Emperor (then again big e didn't really care about his sons)

[quiet delta]

not to tangent but

sanguinius is generally the ONE THAT HE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT

he was the "good one"

the only one he considered not a failure

[subtle garden]

i didn't know that, always assumed he all treated his sons as giga-generals

[quiet delta]

i mean its been rewritten like 3 times but

sanguinius was the one that just did what he was supposed to until the end

you can project a lot onto it but all the other primarchs were just tools yea

but sanguinius was kind of "pure" in actually treating him/viewing him as an actual father and just following him

seeing him as a familial patriarch not just the emperor whom "hes supposed to serve"

familial devotion, not just loyalty, but like... implicit trust

thats why he should stay dead tbh lmao

[full cypress]

at the final book he says "What have you done to my son" when he faces Horus.

Abnett plot-twists it by making it so that he was asking it to the Chaos Gods spectating him regarding Horus