#darktide-pics-vids
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LETS GO
Fatshark added a christmas themed Daemonhost Voice line lovely!
why isnt it mariah carrey daemonhost
Be jollly, for the Master of Mankind
“Karking hel it’s dark down here! Oi? Why’s this dead body glowing?”
“ROUGHNECK DONT!”
”ALLL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASS IS YOUUUUUUU”
instead of harvesting their souls the Carreyhost blows their eardrums out
That revolver looks so good
YOU try sniping with a scope when there’s 67 poxwalkers breathing down the back of your neck. I dare you
do not tempt me
I’m just tired of not having a skin for my revolver
Come join the gang, my friends and I are dying laughing at the hilarious situations we dig ourselves into!
I have one of those Power maul homeruns too, its hella funny to see the little guys go flying
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They are basically baseballs just with legs for Ogryns
Ogryn never fails to make me laugh
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I LOVE HIM
What da dawg doin???
He was flexing his move before getting killed, bro prepared that for his whole life for nothing
I had no idea how ridiculous the stub revolvers range is
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What weapon is THAT?
Look at this masterpiece of a roll
Ah I big dummy
I thought it was a data mined auto gun
Yes, some we have models for that can be used on existing weapons through mods, such as 2 handed power swords, 2 handed force swords, bolt pistol, double barrel shotgun, and several unreleased variants for existing weapons
Others we can just see the tags for in the code, such as power maul and 2 handed hammer for ogryn
And some that have icons like the melta gun
Bolt pistol...
I need IT
Oh hey
since canonically ogryn are the same size as a space marine
i mean with the bone 'ead chip its possible
If you can teach them yes
No I mean the recoil
The recoil is literally a non-factor
Fair point
Can ogryn shoot space men gun
yes they absolutely can, and they'd love it
I wonder what else they can handle
the only thing they cant handle is claustrophobic spaces
Unless bone ead
the bonehead chip gives ogryn 5 more braincells
Yall think an ogryn would be more chaotic if given a flamethrower
they would accidentally set themselves on fire somehow
but yes
they'd only get sad when they run out of fuel
The 41st Millennium’s hottest Vox Station is now broadcasting on Atoma Prime!
A massive thank you to Chicken for the meme template and to @Slaire. for the original Heresy FM video for the inspiration.
Special thanks to FatShark, Games Workshop and @krabix4095 for the fantastic sound effects!
It'd be reaaally funny the judge accidentally puts on heretic music without knowing that it's heretical
Considering the fact that literally the zealot voices hint some heresy
modding time
Certified gaming
Hadron might about brick your gun but good luck
You're in his domain now
Ah a fellow void dweller
The 41st Millennium’s hottest Vox Station is now broadcasting on Atoma Prime!
A massive thank you to Chicken for the meme template and to @Slaire. for the original Heresy FM video for the inspiration.
Special thanks to FatShark, Games Workshop and @krabix4095 for the fantastic sound effects!
Sicko Mode by Travis Scott begins playing
Thank you to @RooOnTop for letting me use his clips of getting bombed, raged, and falling forever due to plague ogryn. Check his channel out!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all you nerds. Here's to a coming new year of lore, fun, and geeky weirdness. Thanks for a fantastic first year of content creation!
#darktide #warhammer40kdarkt...
your average fit heretic
my favorite cut scene is the 2014 error code tossing me back into the menu. It's like I'm a servitor getting hit by Dark Mechanicus scrapcode 🙂
can u tell im bad at organising?
having to delete them one by one does suck tbh
where is all the QoL we lost going from V2 to DT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oZJNRmNahc Latest guide for the knife wielding manaics of Tertium. Don't be "that zealot" by learning how to carry games and look out for your team!
I know Knife zealots get a bad reputation, and it's well deserved, but if you play this build right, you will win a lot more games. Instead of sprinting off to our deaths, we play around our team. We'll go after team mates getting separated, kill specials and elites before they become a problem, and above all else have a good time delivering our...
Pros:
Insane Damage
Clutch games
Carve up bosses
Cons:
Sore hand
Possible carpal tunnel
counter point, getting a mod or a micro to spam melee for you instead of ruining your hands
true
instead of having to get surgery you can just get that one mod that spam attacks weapons that need to be spam-clicked
The pain in your fingers is just your devotion to the emperor 🙂
Lads as an ogryn I ain’t great at counting but sum tin feels off

the gang hangs out at the fireplace
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the suspiciously power pack shaped bulge in my neck:
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what on earth
What about the emperor

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Fair enough
blinded by tzeentch
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What the
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Also the oil-spill/burn effect on the lasgun barrels
even though you also don't see this
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a horrified man
They made it California compliant
doubt.jpg judging from the player characters in darktide
I'm told elsewhere in the imperium it may not be like this however 👀
I got scared (loud & swearing)
i think there was opportunity to dodge backslide and hit them with the charged smite, would have helped solve that situation
but panic's panic
I think I was close to that, but then Rinda Karnak said hi
ye
at 0:06 it seems they were whiffing you for a split second, would have been the best moment for it
When can we ban ragers
I can manage them just fine but I just want them gone
Also add in a feature where scab maulers and crushers have a heart attack when they're about to overhead their weapons
Nooooooo but I'm a good psyker! I manage my peril well... well, most of the time


just go gun psyker and never have to manage your peril, work smarter not harder
What are you? Insane?
yes
Pick up your staff and force sword like a real psyker and go out there
i don't see YOU carrying the game as gun psyker
gun psyker is a rite of passage, only the strong-willed survive gun psyker
you master the art of gun psyker you master the art of death
Godamn, these khornate "pyskers" and their guns
use another bubble shield voidstrike build and go away dweeb /j
lel, honestly i'm so much better as gun psyker than normal psyker, i don't even blow up from peril any more than i would with gun psyker build
however there's a certain satisfaction of me using like completely off-meta weapons and managing to usually outscore people using meta builds and weapons
Get a deimos and purgatus, you'll feel good
die witch

purgatus is alr, i don't really see them burning as anything sensational, i just think of "oh, a horde!" "aaand there goes the horde, all dead. that was something."
Thats if you're a coward
You only use Purgatus for elites and not hordes
You breakdance on those hordes instead
yeah i'll be honest the only engaging builds for psyker with my skill level is gun psyker, the rest are just kinda watching the game play itself
when you quit out to fix mem leak and somehow they all die
Would crits matter much on the boltgun?
Not sure if here or gameplay-help might be the right spot for this sorry
surgical's actually pretty decent if you go sniper build with it
Might try it with veterans stance and marksman keystone
How do u reconnect? Do u alt f4?
hes on console
Huh, odd
Awful
Heresy
Random trapper appearing out of thin air:
I don't know the artist, unfortunately
Use tineye
The rejects the entire game
Tineye is protecting us
maybe
Artist is NSFW so I can DM it to you if you want.
Pleasure daemons?!
What kind of art are we speaking here?
This one
No, but i mean, is this a part of some nsfw set or what?
No but the artist's page has some NSFW
Eh.
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yes inquisitor, this one right here
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I would like to know the artist so I can get the full version of this image
I’m about to purge this heretic for what happened in a match
||You'll be disappointed to know that is the full image||
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moments before disaster
sniper can save you when you get grabbed by mutie
Big epic, I need to go through that more often
Well, I guess the Loyalist have won again.
Discord:https://discord.gg/ehvcHKU
badadumdum
That sniper is a spy!
she will make a great stock
to my infantry autogun enjoyers out there: screw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do we call it
stump
Stub pistol
build your gun yourself from things you find on battlefield
Gr m ii fat atgn
looks like the stub pistol from gears of war
Keltec in WH40K
Every other bullet tip was painted black.
bro how on earth is homeland security gonna stop someone with a bolter
mass reactive shells turning swat guys into smoke
Firing line for a Daemon Host!
Also I hate using Lasguns on Console everything feels so slow and stiff 😭
try spamming the aim button in between each shot to abuse the aim assist
it's how I played the Payday 2 demo on the PS3 back in the day lol
Damage < 80% — trash
Gee willikers I wonder what it could be!!!!
A book in a package of weed? Talk about early christmas
the mist looks dope
I love this
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tzeentch fuckery
Anyone know how to get this?
be a Warhammer+ member for like 2 months iirc
8 weeks no shower is insane

Its just getting in character for my deathguard campaign, god...
speaking of which happy holidays Dilara 
thanks buddy you too 
many emperor's blessings to you or whatever

A what member
Does this mean still can acquore?


How does it know what steam account to give the frame to? Is there a way to link them?
Tragic
Also that yeah
it definitely works though, you are suppose to get an email from it
ive seen a few rare players with it as well
I have it but I don't like the look of it so I don't use it
Twins hard mode damnation is cooler anyways 
@merry crag seen it on Reddit and resonated wit this shit LMAOO
Wdym its sick as hell
I want it ill pay for it too lmfao
It's okay I guess, also messed up talking about the Twin insignia instead of the book club frame that I was supposed to mention
Thats fair the book club one is better yeah
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You can't anymore.
It had a deadline on it.
You needed to be a Warhammer+ member for a few months before a certain date.
Maybe if you ask on the Warhammer subreddit if anyone has anyone left they don't want, you could find one.
That's how I did it.
Some dude just posted a code for me after I asked.
Not yet, I completely forgot and wasted my plasteel on something else.
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Lol you're going to have to remind me. I'm away from my house/computer and with my wicked bad ADHD I'll 100% forget 🤣
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Did someone say ADHD?
My guess you have around 87 plasteel left
Like 130something I think.
I’m burnout to play the game rn
Im broke plasteel
But my diamantine is stock piled
Like 24k

I want economy conversion
Can we just rant about the severe lack of fucking plasteel?
Like, the downright criminal inbalance in the distribution?
The abhorrent disparity between plasteel and diamantine?
boss hit me 3 times without swinging the sword
Silly ragdolls are my favorite genre
I need to know what that build is
Think I switched 10% crit for first 10% of mag for the 15% ranged base damage when no enemies within 8m at some point
With Graia Brauto
When it's Christmas but the Emperor asks you to finish the mission you gotta be as thick skinned as an Ogryn - pun intended!
This might be the most hilarious 200IQ Ogryn Clutch I've had.
Happy Holidays everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xukdK9DnA1c
Welcome back and Happy Holidays to everyone who is Celebrating!
This is a video compilation of me Clutching as Ogryn
The first clutch was hilarious because one of our team-mates kept dying and we had to make a...
Zealots when they one-shot a crusher on auric maelstrom with a thunder-hammer
oh please
soem mf one shotted a daemonhost
a zealot made this
im an ogryn main so Loud Incorrect Buzzer
take this
thank you Russo from the Darktide Discord Server
🤝
average reg damn rando 
loudest poxburster 
The emprah gives his quietest bursters to his strongest servants
Merry Christmas from grandfather nurgle to all
sah'
"Santa Preaching Christmas at the morning star mission terminal" 25/12/2023
Fucking amazing
I’m using a different weapon than you tho
Columnus IAG is definitely better
Graia Brauto is just the most fun one for me
All the graia I have are shit
^ same except one
Crazy how specifically only graia are nightmare rng
Like sub 20% damage
Insane
why are zealots always the worst
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-christmas-gif-13144890 VERY KRUMPMSS TU ALL, AN' TU ALL A GUD FOIGHT
Seriously though happy holidays everyone
Noted ork wanderer, minstrel, and knower of 'gud fings', Orkspeare, regales us with the classic ork yarn about an encounter with the festive Mek Niklas.
New Kill Meta: Right when the rager attacks, use medicae and chop the head off.
Me n Pluto having a good conversation about sticks vs rocks
Almost, so far excellent luck
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3600 kills... this has to be some kind of record for sheer number of dudes in a Hab Dreyko
13:57 Mid event
34:27 Finale
Zealot build (new knife + new revolver): https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ad99e0f-6adb-4d89-b713-385c889a41e2/knife-gods-beacon
Over 3600 kills... think that's a record for me lol
The whole finale area was just absolutely swarming nonstop for 15 minutes
so uh.. when are we getting all these?
holy shit that psyker fit
need
also love rhe jazz hands
Hehe, penance gear go brrrrr
i was scared you were gonna say it was a limited hallowette gear
Nope! Good ol fashioned hard work
Yeah its my last Psyker penance to get
nuuuuuuuu
is that the deal 90% of damage using bb to chase spawn one
Never lmao
Just any bosses in general
Back then you can do it without private match
I still wonder whats the point of even doing it in a private match
A big complaint was most people going after these penances usually made them liability in public matches
it was made because the fanbase complained about it
That is

A good and fair point
Yeah its fine until you notice like
"HEY GUYS DONT SHOOT THE BOSS I NEED TO KILL IT"
Entire team is getting swarmed by hordes and the boss is killing them
But I still don't see why they even made the "Can't stop me!" Penance for the ogryn a private match only
that i agree with ye
You literally just need to bull rush 40 metres
you can get that in any basic high intensity damn/heresy match
Why the private match part
There is literally nothing to tell your comrades about when doing that penance
Just bull rush (or try to) 40m 

Going back to this
Now that they added a daemonhost it's much easier to do that penance
Just get a shieldgryn
Thats how I did it
we need a full team tho because man its annoying to get
especially when specials show up to ruin the day
That is true
Speaking about all this private penances
I should ask for help with the 40m bull rush thingy
I got mine with a friend, we had to trigger 2 hordes and kited them around until he set them up for me to charge through them on a tight walkway
If im figuring it out right from that message, you can bull rush longer so long you hit them walkers?
once i completed ‘on overwatch’ i became a supporter of gate keeping the drip
some class has easily the craziest penance
I think zealots private match one
It’s like a grocery list
I wear most of them fucking proudly because of that reason
some are entirely worth the brag material
Like being near death for the match
MAN
the time limit on that shit
💀
definitely one of the more "impossible" penances
I realized no one knows what the on overwatch chest is or my helmet
Yeah that one
yeah people might not know, but you do, thats what matters
Like sub 20 min with LESS than (1) wound of health remaining for 70% of match
Who the fuck made that
yeah I had my friends bodyguard me the entire match
i got it on the false intel mission, we got really lucky with RNG
also low intensity, thank fuck
I specifically dedicated that chest to memory in respect to those who have it
Insane
its definitely one of the top tier cosmetics in the game i think, I have never unequipped it from my main zealot loadout
🙏
Thank god I got it before they revamped the penance
The fact the old penance is much easier
DAMN that made me remember how I rarely find people playing on heresy
The malice trap and it's consequences have been a disaster for the imperium of man
Heresy/auric
This
Malice is so much harder
And yet every person decides to play it if they aren't confident enough for the higher difficulties
Malice used to be hard back in beta man
They don't want to play heresy because of decreased xp gains, so they play malice and never up the difficulty because they are in the mentality that they need the best weapons and curios
Anyone rarely goes on heresy or damnation for a normal match but for the penance during beta and release
Is playing heresy really not the normal
I play the first two levels to help out new players/people with new characters so they can level up faster and get to the higher difficulties 
Me playing malice as a lvl 3 psyker (I have a problem of not being able to decide which class to main)
Why not all of them
I tend to delete and remake alot of my characters
Can you even play malice at level 3?
Yea
Huh alright
You unlock malice at lvl 3
Yeah you can if you don't have a skill issue
True and if you don't get actual not so experience teammates
Malice is literally impossible with public matches
That’s why malice is hard
holy shit these people are so bad
Me with pubs (they never seen a dh before and thought you have to attack it(
This ogryn has literally left me to die instead of helping me and went to fuck around without even rescuing any of our teammates.
Aaaand we just died lol
Peak public Malice experience
The implant started to act up
Must be the bone ead malfunctioning again
They saw a butterfly
no thoughts
And got distracted
Im gonna shove that butterfly up their ass
I swear to god I thought you were about to say you were in my last pub because I was genuinely furious at my ogryn for doing exactly that 
LMAO
i mean its not even ogryns
its literally every class
these people legit got no idea what to do
The butterfly did nothing wrong shove a dynamite instead
Ogryns definitely method act too hard and sometimes become stupid
Why do I always get the best ogryn players in my public matches
One dude used fortify on a doorway during a horde which let us cheese it
My ogryns lately are addicted to challenging every DH we see, sometimes 2 a match
Heresy hits the sweetspot for me in between malice and damnation
hard enough with enough variety in spawns without being a clutchfest
The gift that keeps on giving bullets hitting someone
Like I hate shitting on people but god damn i genuinely cannot play a new character unless I got level 30 friend carrying me, I cannot rely on my teammates for anything and it hurts me to say this.
Why are those gifs so clean
Thank you homelander from the Darktide Discord Server
What pisses me off the most ia when in the last segment, of a mission i dunno the name of, where people take the battery and go for the LONG ROUTE INSTEAD OF TURBING AROUND TO TAKE THE SHORT ROUTE
IT FUCKING KILLS ME EVERY TIME
When you're in play as dog s*** as possible competition and your opponent is a dark tide player
Its still happens EVEN WHEN IM DAMNA
That shit is the reason I rarely play that mission map
Also most people still dont know you can hold Mouse 1 and throw the battery right up to the platform without anyone to grab it at the top
I run stealth on my vet for malice and below because there’s no way anyone will do objectives
I just wanna get things over with
Thing is it's really hard to perform that while a horde beats you to a pulp
Mouse 1 is for target spotting
Nah its easy, just make sure the area is clear and dodge if need be
just be quick, mostly 
I personally bind my enemy spotting to mouse wheel and spin it while looking at a horde
Not till I do it first
thats cursed
I have heard more cursed setups but this one is definitely a bit horrifying
They're awesome I tell you that it just takes a wee too long than most missions I've played a ton
But only as a meme
Getting trapped inside the maze area of that one espionage mission
He’s greening out
The new mission in Darktide is gonna be hadron asking us to hit the Pentagon
I can’t even imagine that experience
The Virgin damnation lvl 30 player vs the gigachad sedition lvl 30 player
“Grendyl wake up they hit the Tancred Bastion!”
Id play Sedition more to help new players ngl, but the thing is the game knows when you are high level and puts you a game with players matching your levels
Its usually what I always did in Payday 2

Don't shoot it when someone is pushing it for the love of god
Tell that to the mfs I match up with during damnation
Especially those GODAMN KNIFE-VOLVER ZEALOTS
Names of the rejects ranking
- PILGRIMS
- kindred
- Varlets.
I remember watching some dude full on melee cqc on a poxburster 😭
Didn't bother pushing it
Nor shooting it
Judge zealot my beloved...
He went straight up to it while the buster didn't ignite
if you know your breakpoints then it's pretty cool to push them away with a light swing or a shot
He did not bother shooting an unignited burster but instead ran up to it and melee it
He died shortly after the explosion
Darktide players hearing the sound of their gas stove turning on
My favourite is always the vet or psyker that hits absolutely nothing all game except a poxburster you were about to push away which blows up and kills you instantly
I've never seen a vet not hit anything
Mfs manage to hit most of the team's kills
That shit legit still gives me PTSD
I was cooking in something in the kitchen with my brother and I just hear the click-click-click and resisted shouting WANT EM CRISPY?
If there's nothing I hate more in the game it's gunners and bombers
Mostly gunners
I hate their stupid ass stunlock
Can't dodge slide out of it
to be fair it is their job
THE SHOTGUNNERS EXIST
Shoot them
scare your random teammates in pub games
now you just need the voice actor of zola to play for you
You mean bola
Clearly this is what the Psyker was talking about with there being two Zola's
It wasn't a Genestealer reference, it was just a Dilara reference
Aw man 😔
didn't you call her ugly once?
i mean she doesn't like deadpool's left ass cheek so that's an upside
💀
bro

Damn, Brunt gave you the foam nerf axe
Aren't those the Veterans from the 1st Darktide trailer?
yes
Welp, sad. 
Ohhh that's what he says
I thought he said "WANNA KISS ME?"

it's pretty good design imo
easier to comprehend than some kind of flame sound, immediately recognizable from day to day life, clear and audible from the visual noise
but I did keep thinking it was an accident early on that sth like this was playing in the game
I heard my family's old stove turning on last night before dinner and shat my pants
"WANT 'EM CRISPY"
cadia would be proud boys.

lmao
THE KILLING NEVER ENDS
the little kids in the ballpit (they’ll regret ever defying the God-Emperor of Mankind)
this my fav thing from the server
i love me cutthroat
the rest just aint feeling it like he/she is
Honestly thought he had a line like that plus Want Em Crispy, damn can't kiss the cook I guess
I once made twin of psyker in psykarium room
What map?
Since freecam is fixed I can check it
right before you do the skull scan of the sick nasty tree
and then the Valkyrie does the cool air support gun run
freecam sah'?
been wanting to do a lore/detail explore of the maps since you never get the chance to actually stop and admire the work put into them
is that my nan you’re literally running missions with
That's fine, map with Twins I just call "Boss battle map"
Or Twin's map
Orthus Offensive is a pretty memorable name
its not a long ass hab-block code like all the other maps

Special mission also works
I don't mean
"Special" mission
you horny boys and girls
Zola: "I have a "special" mission for all of you, soldiers~"
Cadian Vet: "Like killing another important target?"
Zola: "No, it's more... delicate~"
Pro Vet: "Like an assassination?"
Zola: "Also no. I need you to practice a new "stuff" with me~"
Criminal Vet: "Go into Psykaruim, it's great for that AND DON'T WASTE OUR TIME"
I didn't even started imagining what kind of stuff could be done in Psykarium...
Nuh uh
Much as I love tomboys, I dunno about Zola
Zola isn't that great lookin, but better then psyker and hadron
I think Sefoni or the Pysker jar girl are better
The latter would unironically hate my ass though
Sefoni genuinely has no character outside of the tutorial lmao
i hope she gets featured in a mission at some point
Yuh that'd be nice
She's just really mean and spiteful for idk little reason? I guess she's forced to do this work to not be killed immediately on sight?
to be fair shes literally a super strong psyker
you'll get a god complex from that eventually
Damn

At that point she would get insufferable
"Oh my little puny ant, where are you going?"
"Please stop calling me that, my name is Bill."
Im surprised most people dont get horny for her either tbh
I guess its lack of exposure compared to Hadron

That and I feel like she's less sassy and more "I despise being around you."
you never know with the fanbase 💀

Haha

I wonder why she's hooked up to it 24/7 though
Like does she ever just take breaks?
im sure she prob prefers it
Surely she's gotta get out at some point
Stretch her legs, take a nice quick walk on the beach
Talk to non inferior beings like herself
🫙
Rannick be like:
"Back into the jar, Sefoni."
The darktide christmas special starring Chris Pratt as Medicae station
Matt Damon as dreg rager
Jack Black as ogryn
Me as the god emperor of mankind
On sanguinala we remember the brave heroism of the son of the Emperor Sanguinius,
However I see this as a time to remember all the brave heroes of the imperium, those who stick out to me are the 4 heroes of the reconnaissance squad of the 21st moebian regiment, without their crucial intel, we would not of known the extent to the chaos outbreak on tertium, and we wouldn’t of had the time to prepare to fight back.
🫡
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I mean rich people get by quite often despite being prudish
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fake it till you make it aye?
someone here called it orifice offensive and i cant read it any other way now
hell yeah
amazing
I got that last blessing, going to take a screenshot right now, I forgot to last night.
Though I'm wondering if I should keep bloodthirsty or switch it to rampage.
Or wrath when I get it
Or savage sweep... hmm
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When a zealot ends up in an all ogryn match
this was made by an ogryn main
This post was sponsored by ogryn
Hab Dreyko
Thx
Only I hear "PIGEON"?
https://youtu.be/DS1KMzSc5M4?t=61
Darktide OST - Jesper Kyd.
Like if this annoying voice of psyker saw a pigeon flying towards him at full speed
The pigeon was trained by traitor
New elite
Can some one give image of this
emogi?
New elimination map:
You heard that heretics is doing retual to summon creature of Nurgle, more powerfull then any other.
You come to place and see black plaque lake (similar to "black hole" in Dzerzhinsk/Russia) around which heretics is doing retual.
You kill all, but it didn't stop the summoning and now you see creature of Nurgle:
Somewhat close to Nito from Dark Souls 1, the black plaque creature is assembled from corpses of everything that lived and died: rejects, heretics, animals and etc.
By it's form and behaviour, it's a pigeon, that flies around and trying to kill all rejects that is see.
The Great Pigeon monster.
Damn may the emperor give them peace
shouldn't have gone 4 Vets 😔
Vet is fine class
If they all have survivalist becomes pretty funny because it stacks
Exactly
yes but Ogryn dressed as guardsmen is peak guardsman, strong enough to fight space marines in melee, smart enough to setup firing lines to mow down incoming hordes in.
And they host radio postcast to talk
But not when its 3 ogryns in team
Especially if they roleplay their low intelligence and don't do objectives and just fight infinite horde
Three ogryn gonna maybe depending on vet survivalists
I dont thing so
Least hope one of ogryn not gonna hog ammos
I get two thousand yard stare since in l4d2 I get kick for hogging supplies
I simply have mod that shows how much ammo I'm will get from supply, how much I will waste, also looking on how much my team have so I would like
"I don't need it, he need it"
"I need it, but he need it more"
"They don't need it, I'll take it"
Also, mod shows how much someone else got from supply and how much he wasted
I absolutely hate that some people waste more then 2x of all ammo capacity leaving me/others with low ammo constantly
Scoreboard mod I avoid it
I met toxic user use scoreboard since pre talent overhaul
Bad experience
I had numeric ui installed
Oh mostly when I ping ammo notice the user has low ammo they tend ignore
I don't care about
"I dId mOrE dAmAgE tHeN yOu!"
"I rEvIved mOrE tHeN HiM"
That whats scoreboard user I generalize about it.
80% of the time, the one who needs it picks it, from my experience
I have it all, but I dont use it like that. Maybe I should stop using it, since after matches I think like:
"He did more then I, I'm less good then him"
Is pretty much performance status like Asian kid doing perfect grade
Is quite about pressuring me giving me feel down
Only some time it makes me proud of carrying team, but it's rare. I dont say that to others I just say it to myself:
"You did well"
Only 10-20% I see ggs
The mutant is coming with us
Inquisitor specimen collected
Joke's on you, I hacked my scoreboard so it always awards me the high score
Got another billion kills this map boys, too bad y'all can't keep up 😎
Imagine how much you need to play to get billion kills
Just 1 map according to my very accurate scoreboard
He switched sides
MERRY CHIRSTMAS
the space marine with santa at his back is great lol
Kick player: in the balls
NEXT!
It's under rule 9, no AI art.
im saving this
poke poke poke poke poke poke
That gunner running for his life
Wouldn’t you if you were getting slapped silly by some 9 foot beefcake with the IQ of a tin of spam?

surely fatshark will eventually invent poxbursters that you can hear before theyre 10 feet away from you
You can literally hear it ticking
especially way before it even gets to you at the 2 second mark
yeah theres one loudish tick at the start and then they all get super muffled for no reason until its up the stairs
There's like 3 ticks
though theres an explosion which sounds like a Burster being eliminated too 
EVERY TIME
I do wish DT had better sounds for enemy patrols. Cus it does, but they're all really quiet and indistinct. Meanwhile in VT2, you could hear black rat packs doing their silly "left, right, left" chant from across the map, and chaos warrior groups sounded like a marching scrap heap.
I don’t even hear their overhead sometimes and I get a caved in skull and a good chunk of my health lost
Happens the one time I decide not to turn around and makes me paranoid like as if there’s a salesman following me like in SpongeBob 
Seeing how buggy this game can be, whenever the poxburster starts to be quiet, I think it just despawned more than anything.
I'll be honest
I cant hear anything in vt2

The tocking sound always in my heart beats
the DT patrols are just some grunting and very loud clunky footsteps, but otherwise this point is valid and I wish we could hear voicelines between traitors giving orders or something
like how they say codenames when you engage scabs in combat, would be nice to hear that between regular heretics walking around
Myea. Enemies have a lot of lines and insults when we engage them, but aren't very chatty when they're just ambling around
The Carnival mission with Morrow and the vox interceptor, getting to hack into heretic's communications and listen in on Wolfer is great though. Would love seeing more of that.
They goes ‘huh, hah, huh, hah, huh’
oh yeh, the norcsans going "HOOGH. HOOOUGH. HUUUUGH."
I don’t hear the patrol in DT is noisy in shooting and music horde then specialist audio cues.
Last time I don’t hear crusher patrol and me ended seeing them line of sight visible like 14 meter away
I hear it from far away sometimes but it’s not often, I usually see them before I spot them by turning a corner
Bulwark I’m curious how they sound like during patrol
They are most annoying to play with.
I think the ragers go “guuuh raaaugh” over and over again in a patrol or something, atleast what I remember
I never heard rager patrol
lots of grunting and some metal clanging but that’s it
sometimes they’ll be leading both dreg and scab patrols, usually at the front
Those sound not that big I’ll check on YouTube about it
This one audio far away hard to hear when special list audio cues are louder
the sound is there but only if you’re listening for it, or if you’re like me who has my volume very high
I turn music volume lower and sound efx high
but even then you can just spot them anyways or determine where they are from the single “RRROUGH” alone since it’s distinct from every other noise in the game
if you’re listening intently
Character conversation blocking audio hearing
They overlapping louder than patrol in distance and unfortunately if they are around corners
that’s true yeah
the point still stands though, patrol noises should be louder and they should add more unique chatter
“enemies talking? that’s a dead giveaway!” would help players understand easier that there’s a big group of enemies nearby
rather than some ragers trying to imitate a pack of angry gorillas
I prefer patrol chatter loud and laughing
Most Darktide has ambience little loud and specialist spawn often are loudest
mutants are the only thing in this game that deserve to be loud as shit
Although I remember the noise of Dreg rager making when I realize is a patrol
with the exception of all monsters aside from daemonhosts
DH word I hear ‘buzz buzz’ is instantly recognized
yeah DH’s can be relatively quiet since you hear them before you see them
monsters are gigantic so make sense to be loud
I can hear them from distance
Imagine Dreg gunner/shotgunner patrols all chanting loud, profane prayers to Nurgle. Mauler squads barking orders. Crushers growling and upset that they haven't had any rashuns in a while.
but crushers and maulers? they have no right to be THAT loud
This one can be better
sometimes they’re on par with close range mutants
Chanting patrol
which is ridiculous when you have to listen for other specials like bombers and trappers
I only hear Audio after audio
I get they’re maulers and crushers, they’re big they’re angry and they want to kill but if they would tone it down just a bit
One audio play loud then second play overlapping short term
mutant train audios is the worst
Ya
I don’t have a problem with it but auric mael with mutant trains is painful when listening for other specials
I like when the mutant goes "OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURH"
Roaaaaar, aaaaarrgh
Waaaaargh
I keep hearing that every run
Loudest I hear
Higher volume than other specialist
I sometime hear Dreg gunner do “nurgl~e~~~ ratatatatata
Vibrating vocal as gunner shooting
I like when the Bully ogryn does Point Blank Barrage and you can hear his jowls wobbling while he roars
Hes so enthusiastic about his job
Same as Scab Flamer
Scab flamer just shout “die die die”
Last time I heard
His flamethrower sound bigger than his voice
Sometimes you’ll WANT EM CRISPY!?!
“Thing about get hot”
"FIRE AND ROT, BOTH CONSUUUME!"
FIRE,DEATH,RENEWAL FIRE,DEATH,RENEWAL FIRE,DEATH,RENEWAL FIRE,DEATH,RENEWAL
One likes us crispy the other is just toxic
Aiye?
ive wondered this too. Think we'll get an answer?
Hopefully
Dreg Flamer does corruption damage
Scab Flamer just deletes your Health bar
I’ll get in psykanium about this
mmm now that you've said that, i believe you are correct
You get corruption damage from the tox-flamer
scab flamer better than tox flamer
He just wants to warm you during the cold winter holiday
its like how theres variants for elites, the machine gunner is not too different from the hellgunner
I’ll take scab flamer thanks
Edit: i tested in mission it doesn't give corruption
i take corruption when i spawn: nurgle beast, poxwalker.
they work regularly
odd
im going mission test them out, though what difficulty tox spawn? i ran sedation only scab, bomber, and pox bomber spawn commonly
even if the pox flamer were not doing corruption damage which I assume they are at least supposed to in game, I like having alternate designs of enemies even if their purpose is mirrored by the other faction of enemies
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1Im28yKy8wGcjw/d133725DaTVl?invite=cr-MSxDaVYsMjAwMTU0MzExLA out of all the enemies to kill me, of course it's the trapper
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i saw trapper in distance
where you tunnel vision?
Well you see
I had multiple high priority targets chasing me
Didn't have much time to see a little trapper
I wish i did tho
And also panic
A lot of it
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1EuXthuw3qZgJe/d1337VvEciid?invite=cr-MSxxWlIsMjAwMTU0MzExLA there was indeed a bomber in the area
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doesn't have corruption
now that i tested in actual mission itself
strange, still I like the having them, green fire is still cool
i heard many told tox flamer give corruption by flame
there's a plague marine type in the chaos gate game who has a sort of liquid nurgle juice shooter, I wonder if we'll see something akin to that in the future
fs maybe don't want give too many corruption mechanic
pretty much keep it simple
now we have two same type flamer just different color
add in a flamer that shoots purple fire, then we'll have 4 different colours
but the fire nation attack it.
The words "liquid nurgle juice shooter" are possibly the worst thing I've read this month
I was trying not to call it something worse but ended up failing
ah plague spewer that what its called
I finally did it people. After countless months of living in a cave with no human contact, I finished all darktide penances. Took me 1805 hours.
Apparently 2375 is the max penance points you can get. It is completely useless tho.
Nice! I've broken 2k, but some of the class ones, and just grindng mission types not desireable. Go now, be free!
Thank you. I’ll find some grass to touch now.
Nicec you even got the secret ones in that list too
The mistakened epic battle between fartbreather and kradd
live kradd sighting
rookie mistake
never place anything in an elevator
even irl stuff will clip through
dang tricky elevators
I knew that I heard Bardin's voice on Morningstar)
I was just walking by and heard exactly Bardin kind of voice saying something to me
Maybe it was a servitor
I was shocked to learn melk was voiced by bardin's VA
Same as before with morrow being kruber
Idk
I'm prolly wrong and been misinformed abt the morrow va
Dan Mersh is Kruber, who now voice the Armoury Servitor and a Traitor Captain
Yea im misinformed
Lohner and Oleysa are Medicae servitors
Salty also being a traitor captain
Which is funny
From sigmar simp to chaos worshiper
The similarity comes through most when he says “Hey sergeant (or whatever Morrow’s rank is)”
Don't trust the knife ears!
I actually never heard female capitan
Imagine if Karnak twins was instead a couple of Kruber and Kerillian
With their roles fully switched? Wutelgie going full melee while Azumgi shoots people with a gun?
Slot in a Squat Mercenary as the 5th playable character and we got ourselves a grudgin squad in space!
11:51 Mid event
23:00 Plague ogryn
29:08 Green chaos spawn
37:08 Boss fight
Zealot build (new knife + new revolver): https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ad99e0f-6adb-4d89-b713-385c889a41e2/knife-gods-beacon
5:05 Beast 1
12:16 Mid event
16:27 Beast 2
29:07 Finale
Zealot build (new knife + new revolver): https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9adba9ed-7f2b-479a-b189-d6bc6d1435dd/knife-gods-yee-haw
Time to ration the ammo
good meme
Heretics definitely gave their best shot 
Just as the God Emprah intended!
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