darktide-pics-vids

[nimble stag]

Wolfer tucking into bed after finding out a crackhead with a chainsword turned his 2 best officers guts inside out

[zenith barn]

most dumb of all of it they decided to fight to the death instead of retreating once again and sending horde of gunners and dogs lol

wanna kill 4 crackheads? just send disablers and gunners bro...

[plucky escarp]

And bombers

To ensure no escape

[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFKO4jw25yg

[zenith barn]

yeah... imagine fighting inqusition suicide squad head on...

[digital trellis]

ayoo already finished the twins

[ebon shore]

Bell 1

right at the start

[opaque folio]

Skaven?!

[solar prawn]

So if I understand it correctly, there are 7 bells and there are 7 numbers on the wall, and you need to ring the bells according to the numbers on the wall?

[ebon shore]

That's what it looks like

[solar prawn]

I think some dialogue will happen when it is completed, I don't see anything significant happening but we will see

[lofty rose]

There is a tell.

[opaque folio]

Also

Secret difficulty?

[plucky escarp]

Yea

Hard mode

[opaque folio]

Anyone know of this?

[plucky escarp]

Damnation isn't enough

[opaque folio]

LOL

[opaque folio]

With Randos

It's impossible

[fiery panther]

from what i gatherd is for damnation and by rining the bells the end fight will be harder and you get another insignia

[lofty rose]

Hard mode is hard.

[plucky escarp]

I'm defo doing hard more in a pub match

I'm going to plan out with said randos

[opaque folio]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-but-thats-impossible-impossible-thats-impossible-batman-the-animated-series-gif-22097143

[opaque folio]

Wait, whaaaaa

[plucky escarp]

Making sure the randos I'm with agreed to my plans of how to take down the twins in hard mode

[lofty rose]

Ring a ding ding

[fiery panther]

there was this Screenshot on reddit post from a week ago

[opaque folio]

https://tenor.com/view/ring-my-bell-anita-ward-ding-dong-ding-ring-it-disco-gif-16507854

[plucky escarp]

Gonna need that champion insignia

[opaque folio]

Oooooooh

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[dim umbra]

found bell 2

[ebon shore]

Found another bell, not sure if 3rd or 4th

[plucky escarp]

Where's the enemies at

[dim umbra]

thats 3rd @ebon shore

[ebon shore]

anyone found the 4th?

[dim umbra]

i just did

[full glen]

how did you get the first bell(s) to spawn?

[ebon shore]

no

[whole gull]

yep 7 bells outside the fight 6 bells inside

[full glen]

does the first bell spawn right now or not?

[lofty rose]

Which first bell?

[full glen]

at the spawn

[lofty rose]

there may be confusion because of some things...

[whole gull]

yeah its just before the bridge at the start

you hit it 3 times and it makes a demon noice

[dim umbra]

i am making screenshots of all the bells we find, will send them all soontm

[whole gull]

in the stairwell

[brave granite]

There's a bell just outside the final arena to the left. I said it earlier but yeah

[slim jasper]

is the a true thing? or just somthing they never implemented?

[torpid nymph]

@dim umbra

[dim umbra]

found the next one

[torpid nymph]

Silence

[dim umbra]

yeah hi patrick

[torpid nymph]

SWEDE

Hello

[dim umbra]

and the next

[brazen orchid]

you have to hit each one 7 times ?

[dim umbra]

no

[full glen]

can you post a screenshot of the first one

[brazen orchid]

so what do you need to do with them bells

[whole gull]

hit them as the numbers are

[dim umbra]

one moment i am screencapping the last one now

then i will compile

[dim umbra]

ALL BELLS IN ORDER

[unique valley]

found them all 🗿

me and grav be on that bullshit

[dim umbra]

3541397

is the number of times to hit

in order

[whole gull]

doing it now

[torpid nymph]

Alright belltoids

[whole gull]

on the 4th

[brazen orchid]

MODS pin this

@teal violet please sir

[torpid nymph]

Ring it all

[dim umbra]

trying the fight now :D

[lofty wyvern]

Just gonna leave a msg so i can search my own comment later

[unique valley]

they start frenzied

[torpid nymph]

Frenzied huh?

With stims?

[slim jasper]

how do you tell how many times a bell needs to be rung?

[lofty rose]

Good luck on hard mode.

[slim jasper]

how did you get that info

[lofty rose]

There is a confirmation.

[slim jasper]

like an in game sound?

[dim umbra]

yes

[surreal jackal]

There's a table with numbers and a huge bell, plus the bells make a noise when hit the required amount

[mellow magnet]

So hit first bell 3 times, second 5 times and so on?

[surreal jackal]

Kruber would be foaming if he saw the amount of bells

Yes

[dim umbra]

yes limit

[mellow magnet]

Has to be done on damnation?

[dim umbra]

for the emblem yes

[unique valley]

you can't res your teammates

they get sent to baby jail

[dim umbra]

rescue*

[unique valley]

bosses shield recharge is faster

and they start frenzied

rodin spams way more nades

[fiery panther]

am i blind or i rly cant see the bell in pic 5 😦

[torpid nymph]

What’s frenzied mean here?

[unique valley]

me grav and our third need a fourth premade

you know when you kill one

how the other is red

they both start red

[torpid nymph]

Oh thanks

[dim umbra]

will retake

[vernal harbor]

Man the bells are tiny

[wintry nova]

whats bell

[unique valley]

patrick you in a stack?

[fiery panther]

holy crap

[wintry nova]

what is it

[fiery panther]

amazing man thank you 🥺

[oak forum]

I could kill both twins irl ez, no contest

Trust

[unique valley]

@torpid nymph

[signal roost]

Is it just an additional challenge or do you get a reward for ringing the bells then eating the twins?

[unique valley]

on damnation you get an extra reward

[surreal jackal]

An emblem

[oak forum]

Full belly....

[brazen orchid]

emblem

[signal roost]

Oh I got that already am just curious

[unique valley]

nah you get this emblem

[signal roost]

If so I'll probably do it for the challenge

Well I'll settle for the full belly

[oak forum]

I can see this eventually being a rotator thing

[mellow magnet]

Did you guys figure out a good team comp for the end? We just did a damnation with 2 ogryns, a zealot and me as a vet

[unique valley]

for once i'd say a speed aura buff vet would be nice

lmao

[signal roost]

Ngl my pub team kinda just winged it

[oak forum]

Twins, Wolfer, voice that killed Wrymwood, Wyrmwood (Daemonhost)

[lofty rose]

Autoguns are really good at breaking the shields. Also Rinda takes more shield damage from guns, and Rodin from melee.

[torpid nymph]

Sorry can’t do

Get them mfs for me

[unique valley]

nw

[signal roost]

Chaxe Zealot (me), vet, knife zealot, and another vet I believe. Idk what the vets ran but they really pissed Rinda off a lot

[oak forum]

This series of events has rolled out quite well in my humble opinion and here's hoping the next one comes out before this time next year

[unique valley]

get some sleep lmao

[torpid nymph]

Haha yeah

[oak forum]

Gg skinnyshrimp, back to the mines now

[unique valley]

looking for a gamer to join us though, we wanna do it without a random

[slim grove]

ill join

[wintry ginkgo]

I can

[unique valley]

we can pick both of ye up our third needs to go set some firewood

[dim umbra]

Darktide discord, for your viewing pleasure all the images and numbers:

[unique valley]

#1032365720438313070

[whole gull]

yep need to do it on Damn

[unique valley]

ye

[oak forum]

Can you translate this into pictographs for me

[wintry ginkgo]

channel full, but gl

[digital trellis]

Guess i know what todo when i wake up

[unique valley]

ty

[dim umbra]

no :3

[oak forum]

How can I read this then. There's no pictures.

Damn you.

Get ye gone, eternal damnation and thus forth.

[dreamy olive]

Whats going on with bells?

[oak forum]

It tolls or some shit

[surreal jackal]

ding dong

Your entire squad is gone

Signed - The Twins

[fathom fable]

How many bells are there in total?

[whole gull]

7

[fathom fable]

The numbers are the amount of times you need to ring them?

[dim umbra]

yes

[torpid nymph]

7 which is nurgles favourite number!

[fathom fable]

Thanks

[fathom fable]

Thanks

[hallow crest]

what's with the numbers and the bells ?

[dim umbra]

Numbers = how many times to hit it

[hallow crest]

what for

[dim umbra]

secret hard mode

[surreal jackal]

Peoples inability to scroll up never ceases to amaze me

[dim umbra]

yep yep

making a more concise and written up steam guide for it rn

[strange bear]

holy my god

soooo

[surreal jackal]

It's going to be an endless loop just like when the Zola thing started isn't it

[strange bear]

hard mode is eh

[lofty rose]

After doing the puzzle there is a way to skip the map to retry faster.

[hallow crest]

so you get the insignia for doing that but what is the hard mode, like what gets harder

[strange bear]

if u die once

[dim umbra]

the boss

[strange bear]

in the fight

its game over

u cant be rezzed

more elite spawns,

[hallow crest]

I see cool

[strange bear]

they start the fight enraged

[hallow crest]

how's the boss? I've not fought the twins at all, haven

haven't played in a couple weeks

[strange bear]

and their shields recharge fast

[strange bear]

normal fight is a little challenge

[torpid nymph]

Wait really not even get downed? That’s crazy

[hallow crest]

that's gonna be fun with randoms

[dim umbra]

down is fine

not death tho

[lofty rose]

you respawn behind inaccessible cages

[sharp moth]

what about the bossroom bells? hit them too? only once?

[lofty rose]

Ignore those

fun fact, rodin's plasma gun can hit the bells

[sharp moth]

what if i hit a bell more often than its supposed or a teammate does it on top?

man its a mess with randoms 😄

[slim jasper]

yeah does that like ruin it?

[dim umbra]

we dont know

or i dont anyway

[lofty rose]

I think you can wait a few seconds and try again.

[unique stirrup]

So, if I'm not fucking stupid, you hit each bell once, ye?

[slim jasper]

what the sound to listen out for to know youve done it?

hard to tell with all the sfx goin on

[sharp moth]

a demonic voice appears

[slim jasper]

Ty secret hunters

[sharp moth]

yea thats true

[old quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468992143227355136/1184251325970661529/Boltuh.mp4?ex=658b4afe&is=6578d5fe&hm=490f83fb35c32f4b346701ce05d9d42ee5442c6850811a2d2d8d5d3c1876353e&
Bolter still funny

[surreal jackal]

Each bell requires different amount of hits

3 for the first bell etc

[loud blade]

Aw man no cosmetics

[unique stirrup]

OK, gotcha

[torpid nymph]

No

[empty obsidian]

Just did the event mission. Took a couple goes. Really good fun.

[whole gull]

that fight is hella hard

the secret fight were the bombs are everywhere

[strange bear]

i think you need to have a specific comp for that

u deffs need a taunt ogryn

@whole gull

so many mobs

[whole gull]

yeeeeep and like a vet to save people

[strange bear]

i think it,ll take a while for people to crack

the sheer amount of spawns haha

[tawdry ermine]

What do you get when you completewith the bells?

[tawny rampart]

I'm glad the trailer told me what to feel at the end, I wa unsure

[rain pike]

Im goibg to be honest

These pictures are not helpful

Only the rodin spawn

[whole gull]

need like a taunt oggy, shouty vet, and chain weapons

[dim umbra]

@rain pike writing the steam guide rn :)

its done even, just waiting for steam to approve it

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3113015509

done

[rain pike]

@teal violet pin

[lofty wyvern]

Nice gj bois

[dim umbra]

yippie

[unique valley]

lets goooo

[nova charm]

what happen afteryou hit all the bells

[dim umbra]

its in the guide

:)

[pale locust]

are there any rewards for beating hard mode

[west crystal]

Rodin call you a bellend

[dim umbra]

if you do it on damnation you get an insignia for it

[nova charm]

ah

[whole gull]

plss make guide on how to win that insane fight i am baabby, holy emperor all the gas mines and the reviving shields.

[nova charm]

ehh

secret hard mode

oh god please dont let every pub try to do this

[strange bear]

relic seems good

[whole gull]

also can't rez people

[strange bear]

for crossing the gass safely

[unique valley]

taunt ogryn with shield is nice

[nova charm]

ofc cant rez

great

[unique valley]

zealot with cleansing corruption on last wound aura

[nova charm]

greaaat

[unique valley]

shout vet

two zealots

psyker sucks at this LMAO

[nova charm]

so we need a specific setup for this then

[unique valley]

ya we have goofy talents on for it

[nova charm]

has anyone try the secret hardmode

[pale locust]

if you're not careful with your positioning you'll get your health corrupted from 100 to 0 from all the poison clouds

[nova charm]

how does it feel

[strange bear]

i think shout vet is super important to

[pale locust]

also outdamage the sheer amount of enemies plus the twins themselves

[whole gull]

the focus target from Vet seemed good for bursting one down ,but maaaaan they just get right back up if you dont get them down together

[nova charm]

is the secret hard mode essentially auric maelstrom lol

[zenith barn]

@unique valley So you killed them?

[dim umbra]

we are trying it rn

[pale locust]

iirc they start out enraged, permadeath on downed and more elites

[dim umbra]

not on down

perma dead on dead

crushers and shotgunners and all shooters can spawn

[nova charm]

hggg i think im good with not having this insignia

[unique valley]

yeah they enable crushers + gunners/shotgunners

[tawdry ermine]

Making it even harder lol

[whole gull]

had 3 snipers show up in mine, rip my hp bar

[tawdry ermine]

It's already tough though luckily was able to get done in the first run on damnation the next 3 not so lucky lol

[pastel crescent]

has anyone finished the hard mode yet i wonder

[mellow magnet]

Almost

So no 😅

[rain pike]

@dim umbra

i made better pics

[dim umbra]

you literally cant see the bells in all these except image 1 and 3

not counting the repeat on 3

[rain pike]

Just put down a bigass red arrow

[zenith belfry]

Should I ring all bells by myself to see a way to TP in the next runs?

[cerulean kernel]

whats the portrait

[late escarp]

I like how devs did show emotions of the twins in here, but I thought that Rinda would be more crazy. How she walks and her gesticulation is too calm and almost gentle.
https://youtu.be/sCJc5cVK810?t=26

[full glen]

it's insignia

[late escarp]

Rodin sounds great, it fits

[random acorn]

did you manage to trigger this in a public game? doesnt seem to work fo rme

[raven anvil]

does anyone have the bossroom ost yet

cuz that shit is fire

[random acorn]

maybe someone else in the group hit a bell tho idk

[full glen]

it was a private game but should owrk fine

[late escarp]

Her "SPORT!" sounds like a scream, but she moves like she just says that gently

[late escarp]

Do you mean Disposal Unite?

[raven anvil]

The one from this new mission

idk the name

[late escarp]

Oh, new

https://youtu.be/B1K5gM_2ggI?si=68KVvqXrcngROdI5

[loud blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krIiTRqpXNc&ab_channel=Release-Topic

[late escarp]

Or you mean Karnak ost?

[loud blade]

Here's the offical upload

[raven anvil]

Yeah im asking about the twin bossfight where you fight them both

at once

[dusky spade]

there is no frame

its only insignias

[pale locust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smbebCsvH1s

it got released 2 days before the mission rolled out

[round crypt]

Do we know how to unlock the secret hard mode?

[loud blade]

Yws

If you scroll up there's a guide

[west crystal]

#theorycrafting message

[loud blade]

It's also pinned in the channel

[raven anvil]

awesome, thanks

[round crypt]

[dim umbra]

we did it :3

[slim grove]

3 vets 1 psyker 😄

[dim umbra]

nah 2 vet 1 psy 1 zealot

💪

[pastel crescent]

how bad is the fight? :p

[dusky spade]

its not bad

[raven anvil]

not bad once you figure it out

which takes like, 1 run

[dusky spade]

its pretty easy

[pastel crescent]

even on hard mode?

[dusky spade]

yeah

[unique valley]

its a neat fight

[dusky spade]

the first non-hardmode run is enough of a teacher

the hardmode run just checks if you remembered how it went

[unique valley]

this mission calls for quirky builds for easy runs

[pastel crescent]

what's the portents of decay penance?

[dusky spade]

doing the secret

the bell tolls for thee is if you beat it with the secret

[pastel crescent]

[halcyon birch]

why shield?! just give em a buttload of hp!

[rich crown]

[unique galleon]

How hard is it?

The mode

[rich crown]

Elties spawn on the first phase

and their toughness shield also comes up on the first phase

Crushers also spawned

its not that hard than any other Twin encounters

[raven anvil]

is there like a page/video that shows where all the bells are

[plush schooner]

Theres a guide

In the pinned messages

[raven anvil]

steam guide/

?

oh

thanks

[sharp moth]

the boss bell teleport thingy is it true? or is it just working after you beat the hardmode bossfight?

[lofty rose]

teleport bell is real

[sharp moth]

hm so why do the bells not appear in the beginning of the map. it was clearly hardmode this try 😦

[lofty rose]

You need to finish the map, try doing it on a lower difficulty.

[sharp moth]

oh okay

thanks

[full cypress]

Whoops

[green heron]

He's having a heart attack, take his mask off and give him CPR

[pale locust]

he's a nurgle cultist, don't go near his mouth

[green heron]

Rinda isn't around please he's going to die

[west crystal]

Good
Blood must flow

Also that's Rinda

Sword

[plucky escarp]

I wonder what rodin says when rinda dies

[slim jasper]

pretty much says you'll pay for that

and the girl says "i always knew you were weak"

[plucky escarp]

Yea I know what rinda says

Which I feel bad for rodin

He is weak 😭

[green heron]

It say Rodin tho

They're using deception tactics

[west crystal]

Rodin is still alive, Rinda is the one on the floor

[full cypress]

LMAO

Most accurate sibling relationship ngl

[plucky escarp]

Teue

True

But dilara

[loud blade]

The Orifice Offensive is one of the offensives of all times

[plucky escarp]

rodin IS weak

[full cypress]

😔

[plucky escarp]

Orthus offensive when Orthus defensive joins the chat

[raven anvil]

does anyone wanna squad up for the hardmode twins, its pain with randoms :(

[plucky escarp]

I would

But like

Work and stuff

[raven anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1174771764115554304/1174775251855495220/bruh.gif?ex=6568d1b6&is=65565cb6&hm=116d9cf5ac61d000667a2ed4d9d59751305491c5d7634be7af92b192416c7ea6&

[open trellis]

I klled one of the twins before the last fight

[full cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1184534430426071260/image.png?ex=658c52a7&is=6579dda7&hm=a9bbadeeb8f865120f63847ee9392d1c0212ba0428d304d068a68cc00ae93e76&

you literally did it at the exact same spot as mine

[open trellis]

when plot armor isnt enough

[full cypress]

got their ass

[eternal summit]

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[broken zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNRf8FwA50

[full cypress]

I LITERALLY PLAYED IT

[eternal summit]

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[full cypress]

[loud blade]

Oh god what

I can't afford that

[sacred locust]

finally

[plucky escarp]

Delicious

[dull flax]

WILL THIS STOP HAPPENING TO ME

[full cypress]

Okay so one thing i never got with this is why does it happen.

I have 2k hours on this game and it didn't happen to me once.

is it like a connection/stutter lag or something?

[dull flax]

It keeps happening to me

no clue honestly, don't suffer from lag

[full cypress]

One thing i notice in all 3 of these

[dull flax]

It only happens when I spawn

[full cypress]

EVERYONE is dead or dying when you join

hmm

[stark urchin]

The machine spirits must be appeased

[viral creek]

I want this to be real

[full cypress]

Its real

[plucky escarp]

Like I said before

Blame the pyskers

And tzeentch

[viral creek]

No way!

That’s awesome!

[full cypress]

Yeah people are figuring out how it works atm

[plucky escarp]

The numbers on the wall are prolly the amount of times you have to ring the bell in chronological order (from first bell to last)

It's a hunch

I may be wrong

[dull flax]

It's wolfer, he knows I can clutch and save the game obviously.

Still though, I might report this to fatshark at somepoint

[full cypress]

Definitely report it

the only place they read complaints is the forums

[pale locust]

If you do plan to report it, start collecting console logs so they can actually have something to work with code-wise

C:\Users\you\AppData\Roaming\Fatshark\Darktide\console_logs
snatch the most recent log from it after every crash, note down what map you were loading into, record every instance

[full cypress]

Yeah was gonna say, whatever makes it easier to nail the problem on their end the better.

[dull flax]

Thanks guys/gals

Gonna have to create an account real quick but I will submit something.

[cosmic steeple]

mean anythiog?

[dull flax]

Look at the pin, it does

[west crystal]

Number of time you need to ring the bells for hidden mode

[dull flax]

Secret hard mode

[west crystal]

Top thing is Plaguebearer most likely

[plucky escarp]

In order, like hitting the first bell 3 times, the second 5 times and so on

[quasi surge]

Is this something?
And if it is, was I the first to mention this??

[mossy coral]

You have a skin equipped on the bottom one

[quasi surge]

The shape of it. The new one vs the old look?
Or if a skin is equipped, then it changes the look from the Mk XV to the Mk II??

Just trying to learn. 🙂

[west crystal]

It's the blue skin from the Commissary

[quasi surge]

Got'cha. So the skin transforms the Mk XV into the Mk II. Ok! TYVM! 😄

The look. I just tested. I thought I was crazy.

Or psycho.. something.. lol

[mossy coral]

Each weapon is made out of multiple parts, skins affect both the weapon parts and the camo on those parts. The blue skin for the eviscerator happens to use the same parts as the base Mk 2, yeah

Doesn't change anything about how it works, just how it looks

[quasi surge]

TY @mossy coral I really appreciate you.

[dull flax]

And made, got two logs + videos' names have the exact time to the second, so hopefully they can find something quick in the logs. Thanks for the console logs address, wouldn't have even thought to track those things down

[late escarp]

I played new mission (kinda) and in game it sounds better

And there is fun thing with Rodin in russian localization.
For some reason, Rodin became Rodina.
In russian, word родина(rodina) means Homeland/Motherland/home and etc.
So he became "The homeland of Karnak"

[dreamy olive]

NEW mission?

[late escarp]

Yeah

[dreamy olive]

Hell yeah- really?

Is it a karnak twins boss battle?

[late escarp]

HELL YEAH

[dreamy olive]

Or are you talking about the uh

Big green slurpees you gotta destroy

[west crystal]

No it's a new mission

[dreamy olive]

And you fight the twins?

[late escarp]

"new"

[naive whale]

No that was the old new mission, not to be confused with the old old new mission where we find the stimms in the colosseum

[west crystal]

yes

[dreamy olive]

So this is a new new mission

not the old new missions

got it

Theres a cutscene?

Sweet.

[west crystal]

Updated sector, new area, new mechanic, twin boss

[dreamy olive]

Is zola dead?

[west crystal]

no

[dreamy olive]

[west crystal]

Never was at risk even

[dreamy olive]

Whaaaat?

[late escarp]

I know, they changed stuff, they added new places, it all new. But start of the mission is old one. I'm not complaining, it is fine. Also, they did new kind of stuff on this map which did made me not understand what the actually kark is happening

[dreamy olive]

So wait old one?

What mission was changed

[naive whale]

She just liked sending us to the Carnival too much ~~or so I’ve gathered from the Quickplay being Carnival 99% of the time ~~

[dreamy olive]

Carnival's fun and plaguepilled

Don't blame her

So what mission did they add the karnak twins too?

Is it a twist?

[late escarp]

Mission only starts as an old one, but then "oh, main way is blocked, we need to find a new way"

[versed zephyr]

the torrent

[dreamy olive]

AH

Sweet

[late escarp]

I didn't end the mission because of the crash cause my game is filled with mods

I even started this mission with solo mod and being invincible so I could win

But game outsmarted me

[full cypress]

Nurgle hit you with that crash-pox

[graceful summit]

Nurgle hit me with FPS-pox earlier this morning

my frames were dying

also yeah he gifted me with cold

💀

[unique stirrup]

he's doing the thing

[full quartz]

[full cypress]

Mad jealous rn

[plucky escarp]

Ayo

Help with the super secret omega damnation mode

[full quartz]

After 2 man qing I got PTSD from all that

[dreamy shell]

Damn I wanna beat it

[charred bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDmziavyBA

[pale locust]

stealth nerf to snipers
they hit so hard they do a comical 360 in the air and slam on the ground

[mossy coral]

noscope 360

[opaque folio]

HAHAHAHAHA

[cyan pier]

Is that right that you respawn here? Behind bars?

[dull flax]

If you do the easter egg/hard version, yes

[cyan pier]

which easter egg?

this happend on accident

[dull flax]

Check the pins of this channel, but it makes the mission harder.

Nah, someone in your squad probably ran around and hit the bells

[high turtle]

How long will this last? (The Orthus Offensive I mean)

[upper tiger]

Calm moment on morningstar

[full cypress]

Very possibly permanent

nothing here says its a timed event

[wheat ivy]

It'd be nice if it was permanent, maybe after a month of trying I'll finally be able to beat it on Damnation

[flat garden]

Till 17th i believe

[round crypt]

I wouldn't be surprised if more "special assignments" like this came out, and they rotate weekly or somethin

[full cypress]

yeah that might be better

[flat garden]

Pretty sure they said from 12th to 17th

[full cypress]

ah damn

I guess it makes sense because the mission also takes like 15 minutes to complete and would entice people to just farm it

[flat garden]

Weekly assignments would b good though

[full cypress]

very much hoping it becomes an RNG popup yeah

legit doubt they'd remove it permanently with the amount of tricks/programming in it

[next ridge]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0FLvtdllWhY

[coarse island]

Finishing off the twins with a proper uppercut

[cinder vapor]

Theres really an offline mode of sorts?

[dusky rampart]

Boss fight is good. Removing content from the game is the opposite of what should be happening. Just keep the special assignment thing separate.

[late escarp]

No no no, I just wanted to investigate

[dusky rampart]

Add more later on with different events. Just put them in the same tab.

[cinder vapor]

How does the mod work?

Isnt that cheating?

[late escarp]

In mod settings you choose mission, difficulty, side things and etc, then you just type /solo

[late escarp]

You don't get anything from solo missions

For invincibility I used Will of the Emperor (could be wrong, maybe it's not it's name). It only works in training zone and solo missions.

If you do activate game changing things, game will kick you out saying that your game is modded.

Is bots a standard vets, or you could use mod for changing them into your characters (this mod also allows you to have 4 bots instead of 5)?

Like, I could change bots into my characters with 30 lvl and cheese it

Even though I only have 1 30 lvl character, it allows me to make all 4 same character

Maybe it was Tertium 5

[wheat ivy]

Excuse me, but is the Ogryn called PaulBlartMallCop?

[green heron]

He was not

[wheat ivy]

Paul Blarticus

[cobalt bluff]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxXPva-nnYAu53SkV9wxOQVMLUhTwlt2_v?si=yj8ZXcV0a8n6sq3Q

[oak forum]

Gimme ten minutes with this bitch I'd rip that shit apart

[full cypress]

Out of context quote

[celest smelt]

New boss fight is really fun imo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5TIU0I6qs&t=736s

Also pretty challenging, and this was just on "normal" damnation

Anyone done it yet on hard mode damnation? 🤔

[weak lava]

Chungus

[severe nimbus]

Shout out to fellas who helped me.

[umbral vine]

@vague gazelle

[vague gazelle]

if you look up @umbral vine

[wheat ivy]

That's for the puzzle itself, not actually beating the Hard mode

If you scroll up two posts, you'll see the pennance for completing Hard on Damnation

[umbral vine]

i see so its straight up hidden hidden

doesnt show you in penance tab or in customization

[vague gazelle]

yeeeah and a few weeks back someone found them in the files

[molten ocean]

Finally got mine woo :D.

[slim jasper]

It has its own penance tab

Look under (not in) the missions tab

[rustic fable]

Twins got me to 2k

[rustic fable]

Did they... make Kralls table bigger?

[full cypress]

THEY DID

those werent fucking there before i swear

[rustic fable]

I don't remember his desk... OH MY GOD HE HAS A HAND

[full cypress]

Yeah FS sometimes does VERY small tweaks in levels here and there

[rustic fable]

The man has a hand

[full cypress]

I... uh dont remember that idle animation before

[rustic fable]

Hes just playing with a hacksaw back her

[full cypress]

Bro its not even a hacksaw its a bonesaw

which is even worse

literally ZERO hygiene

[rustic fable]

I

I think that hand is mechanical

Why is this boy using a bonesaw on a mechanical hand

[full cypress]

How to spot someone who doesn't have a license 101

[rustic fable]

I mean I guess its better than... a non-mechanical one...

[full cypress]

also yeah that is 100% a new idle animation

he usually just stands around and wipes himself

[rustic fable]

Oh shit I think he just tried to swat something with that hand

[full cypress]

LMAO

I gotta go in and check him out

[rustic fable]

Hes legit mimiing cutting himself in half sometimes

but with the saw-....now hes tinkering with it and... oh percussive maintenance

[loud blade]

Don't worry, he has disinfectant

[rustic fable]

I just came in to get my tattoos changed, and I find the boy got himself a new desk and toys

I really wish the zoom in would zoom on what area you are adjusting and not just the head

[runic heron]

See you on the Mourning Star fellow varlets

[green heron]

Nah he's had that

I remember just chilling in his barbershop and he kept pulling out that hand

[full cypress]

[sleek pecan]

K Damnation is done, but now I gotta find 3 fellow idiots to smash our heads against hard mode

[unique galleon]

Mf bro I just want a HAIRCUT leave my limbs ALONE

[last wasp]

god that hard mode is difficult

[plucky escarp]

Not unless you're all ogryns

[silver basin]

[void swan]

I feel that. I am tempted to go "Ooops, all ogryn"

[eternal summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen cypress]

he's expanding his territory

[manic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-mf-mofo-dexter-gif-23703739

[bleak iris]

Does this photo go hard or what guys

[digital trellis]

This amused us

[plucky escarp]

It would've went much harder if one of the zealots is a pysker

[versed zephyr]

Low poly Explicator Zola doesn't exist, she can't hurt you!
Low poly Explicator Zola:

[pale locust]

mesh quality 0.5

[surreal jackal]

Zola watching the twins wipe another team out

[celest smelt]

Hard mode is CRAZY hard

It's the jail no-rez thing that's really killer

[icy gulch]

Hardest boss fight in the game

[celest smelt]

By far

It'd be hard even if you could rez like normal, but the jail mechanic makes it crazy hard

Haven't even managed to beat it with a premade yet 😭

[slim jasper]

keep trying!

clearing the mines when you havent got stuff on you helps alot

[sleek pecan]

I don't get why they need to last indefinitely, it's so rough.

[icy gulch]

Fs heard people saying the game was too easy

[sleek pecan]

The mines are what kills and the adds. I think other than the absurd amount of both the fight is a fun challenge.

[spring sail]

People who say auric damnation is too easy simply must move on

Bro got an addiction with over 1k hours doing back to back 35 min matches for 12 hours without a single reaction

We need to help them come on everyone join hands

[celest smelt]

Imo auric maelstroms are a good difficulty right now

FS has been good about keeping the difficulty tuned up

Brief spells of slightly too easy, but they keep tightening it up, imo monstrosity modifier maelstroms are pretty darn hard right now

And ofc hard mode of the twins boss fight is just next level haha

Premade plowed thru regular damnation orthus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCijReMBAkQ&t=562s

But we got our ass kicked by hard mode 😢

[spare arch]

Can we all just take a second to admire to work of whoever did the subtitles on the "Warhammer 40,000: Darktide - The Orthus Offensive | Trailer" 😂

[surreal jackal]

[tough badge]

we was all looking at his pant

[open elm]

Looks like a 1960s rug

[solemn ember]

LET'S, FRAGGING, GOOOO

With random best bois, damn that was nuts

[dull trout]

looking for 2 more for HARD MODE

[teal violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_qB78URh0A

[raven anvil]

Does anyone know what armour type the twins are?

[open elm]

Flak

Maybe

[raven anvil]

idk i have a feeling they might be unyielding

[coarse island]

earlier someone said they're carapace on the head and flak for the rest of the body

[raven anvil]

ah

alright

i figured it was carapace for head

just wasnt sure about the body

[waxen crescent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848183105071742998/1184515959290085396/caption.gif?ex=658c4173&is=6579cc73&hm=4066b120d2a5573b4ed35433e7e866d039656c7859d7caf916b2166399621ed7&

[last wasp]

Good video, was wondering if I could ask you about my strategy last night with my friends

[teal violet]

sure thing

[last wasp]

Yours clearly worked, last night we tried 1 stealth vet, 1 relic zealot, and 2 bullgryn

We tried something else before that but it didn't really work

Our vet dealt with elites, I taunted first and had rinda aggro on me while the other two went for rodin

It worked until 2 of our guys died of corruption and I was last man standing

I don't know if I should have played glugger or something cause that looked really good for dps

I'm not as good for survivability tho

[teal violet]

glugger is great vs the shields

[last wasp]

When it comes to glugger*

[teal violet]

and surprisingly durable if you max out on toughness curios

[last wasp]

Right

I'll check your build in the description and give it a shot

[teal violet]

you can see that whenever I have barrage up, I can just stand and deliver without a care in the world -- this is because my 200+ toughness pool is regenerating at an insane rate because of bullet bravado

[last wasp]

As for your fury zealot and skullcrusher, how often did they go for elites?

[last wasp]

Good to know

Cause when I was bullgryn I feel like I was surviving for a long ass time but my team wasnt, my heavy attacks refilled my toughness so I was ok

[teal violet]

yeah I mean

this shit is hard

it's a big skill check as well

[last wasp]

Of course

[teal violet]

team comp alone won't carry the day, the players need to be able to execute their roles while staying alive too

[last wasp]

Yeah I'll give your build a shot with the rest of our team comp and see how it goes

[teal violet]

[last wasp]

I think I might be a decent glugger lol

I might run shield though cause it's ez

Not sure, I'll figure it out

But yeah good vid, glad it helped me

[teal violet]

thanks, glad to hear it!

[last wasp]

Cheers lol

Even if we don't win next time my friends squad up my glugger build is definitely going to improve

[digital trellis]

So guys we did it we beat the twins

[celest smelt]

Me too 🥳

[celest smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxIjsptncI

[celest smelt]

Interestingly, my group also had 2 ogryns 2 zealots 🤔

[teal violet]

slabs 🤝 shouties

just this once

[digital trellis]

Hell yea

[dreamy shell]

Me 3

[celest smelt]

Fwiw took me like 10 tries to beat hard mode, and the team that finally got it had a gunlugger (who did the most damage according to the board)

[digital trellis]

Bruh what is that pfp

I need that

[dreamy shell]

@digital trellis

[digital trellis]

Big thanks

[dreamy shell]

Np dawg

[unique galleon]

READYING OMNICRON MORTIS INTERCEPTORS

[digital trellis]

So thats what his bombs are called

Or what

[quiet herald]

probs cause of new ogryn shovel and zealot chaxe doing crazy good damage

[unique galleon]

I believe so

[twilit lion]

After I played my Veteran for the first time after the rework and therefore had not a single skillpoint invested into either tree

[spring sail]

call that a rookie

[twilit lion]

Private

[limpid falcon]

Bombers at the worst possible time:

[open yacht]

I’ll miss shit like this now that the twins are gone

[dreamy shell]

@limpid falcon u talking shit???

[limpid falcon]

I cast brain burst

[dull flax]

YEEEAAH

With 4 quickmatch strangers

[last wasp]

1 in a million quickplay

Why is QP never that good for mw

[prime pagoda]

Receipts!

[limpid falcon]

Quickplay is a gamble, either you get the best team in the game or the worst

[dull flax]

Because this was like after 50 QP games I found a team good enough

[last wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

Gotta love gambling

[limpid falcon]

I actually wonder if carbonated drinks are a thing of the past or something for only the classiest to enjoy in the 40k lore

Because ogryns seem like the type of people to guzzle diet coke like it was rations

[dry horizon]

Orthus Hard Mode was fun. Lessons learned:

1. Bring a gunlugger ogryn (heavy stubber or ripper gun)
2. Bring vet with VoC and Field Improvisation
3. When gas fills the room, look at the roof for ventilators, not at the floor for safe spot
4. Always prioritize Elites > Bosses unless boss is about to die
5. Find a new hobby cos after finishing the mission you're gonna ask yourself "ok.. now what??" 😂
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jLTNxFd5yE

[dreamy olive]

the Karnak twins legit being one of the most engaging boss battles in a hot minute

[alpine willow]

Met a Batman enemy in the morning star

[plucky escarp]

Oh please I met an internet celebrity LogrynPaul

[alpine willow]

Please I met the biggest Ogryn Podcaster, Joe Rogryn

[quasi surge]

Hey any of you seen a Zealot named Cratos? Or perhaps a Phyker named Riktofahn?

[limpid falcon]

Can't wait for someone to make an ogryn named Eduardo Ogrynce

And have him wear all black with the respirator headgear

[dreamy shell]

Can somebody please edit this for me LMAOO with some background music

[limpid falcon]

Closest thing I'll give you is the half life stalker scream

[dreamy shell]

@limpid falcon idek what that is💀💀

[limpid falcon]

Look it up it's funny

[rich crown]

it gets worse in the actual Twins boss fight

[unique galleon]

Ask and ye shall receive

[agile olive]

I'm not even gonna lie seeing jetstream Sam's fight Rinda would be epic

[spring sail]

just ran with him too

[onyx wharf]

guys, come on, if you're charging this much for cosmetics at least make sure they work..
My moustache is in my mouth...

[dreamy olive]

That’s just a lil snack

[limpid falcon]

An ogryn wearing actual formal wear? Ludicrous

Also why does the veteran have that Napoleon Bonaparte ass hat

I can't tell If the veteran is wearing a poxhound skull on his shoulder

[desert basin]

[dreamy shell]

Lmaoooo love it

[dreamy shell]

Lmaooo

[kind iron]

Orthus Offensive Easter Egg video guide! Ring those bells Rejects!
https://youtu.be/hLWQFObbNPE?si=m60FvjiIG1SHxPDR

[mystic dirge]

managed to down karnak twins on damnation hard mode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQRrCEsEACk

[full cypress]

is the strat basically just keep quickplaying Damnation until you land on an expert team?

[dull flax]

That's what I did

My anti-social ass had to do no talking

[full cypress]

sounds fair enough, time to start gambling

[dull flax]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-gif-23378792

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/im-all-in-poker-betting-it-all-going-all-in-sean-astin-gif-16760963

[dull flax]

Remember kids, gambling is ok

[full cypress]

💀

at least the map is short so the loss at the end if my team is bad is no biggie

[dull flax]

Do you know about the bell teleport?

[near adder]

@tawdry slate here u go if i fucked up in any of the SS feel free to ask and ill redo them

[dull flax]

I can't remember if you need to complete it on hard mode once or not, but if you have the whole squad hit the bell on the right at spawn it teleports you to the boss fight on hard mode

Saves having to do the whole mission

[near adder]

shit forgot the preacher

[tawdry slate]

Ayyyeeee your the best : ) @near adder

[full cypress]

Huh that is nuts

💀

[near adder]

np man glad to have helped best of luck when ur free to purge

[coarse island]

ye one hard mode completion spawns the altar with the teleport bells

[dull flax]

Ah there you go

[nimble raft]

Ty for this been checking reddit at work for it for a minute

[dull flax]

so for now, you still have to ring the bells until either you or someone in your squad completes it on hard mode first

[near adder]

lol lads really out here not SSing? glad to ahve helped more than 1 dude then

[celest smelt]

My team had two knife zealots, and cleaver/stubber & club/ripper ogryns

[green heron]

The second you find someone with some old ass premium cosmetic, your chances of winning go up 25%

So find them

[celest smelt]

That's kind of what I did lol, my team was just randos

Team that won it was pretty high truelevel

[full cypress]

Alright noted

having dinner now but gonna start gambling in a bit

[celest smelt]

The winning dice throw

[late escarp]

I didn't know that if you and hard mode it will unlock bell at the start witch teleports you to boss battle

[celest smelt]

If only you could still get plasteel when you hit the teleport bell

[late escarp]

So you dont get it when you do it?

[celest smelt]

No the plasteel chests are absent when you teleport

For obvious reasons

Sadly

[late escarp]

Sounds fair for me

[celest smelt]

Yup

[full cypress]

yeah its not like the reward is good enough anyway

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-gif-27355771

[steep mural]

Looking to do the bells on lowest diff to unlock the teleport

[late escarp]

It works

At least, one man told me that

[steep mural]

I mean, looking for a squadmember for private que

[late escarp]

I didn't check is myself

[steep mural]

Since you can't solo que

[late escarp]

Wait, what do u mean?

[steep mural]

I mean I want to do a private squad, so we do the bells

Without having to worry about random person fukcing it up

[late escarp]

Oh, yeah

[steep mural]

And since you can only private with at least 2 people...

Oh wrong channel

[late escarp]

I do remember first time doing it with randoms. I didn't know about how to do hard mode, but someone from team did it. We won, I got achievements and was like:
"How? It was hard mode? That's all?"

[steep mural]

I don't want random person ringing the bell when he sees me do it .D

[old quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/642336054883516436/1184940148320907314/Nuking_legal.mp4?ex=658dcc82&is=657b5782&hm=5f4aed21eb60e2ed3a7db3b0320e42f1272c0ac382b4b42317b717ccd8360e04&
Funy timing

[full cypress]

LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS

[fickle root]

I can play the game again. I'm no longer a prisoner to that arena. 🥲

[pale locust]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-4k-camera-caught-in4k-picture-gif-21631331

[late escarp]

LEGALIZE EXTERMINATUS

[celest smelt]

Can "gunlugger" refer to stubber or ripper? Never quite sure what people are referring to tbh heh

Also what exactly is "bullgryn"? Ogryn with shield? Ogryn with charge?

[full cypress]

Lore or gameplay?

[celest smelt]

Gameplay

Didn't realize these were lore terms

[full cypress]

LMAO

Yeah bullgryns are ogryns in lore with the heavy armor + gasmask + shield

Gunlugger is just machine-gunner ogryns

[celest smelt]

Ah i c

[full cypress]

im guessing gameplay wise its the same thing but idunno what people do

[celest smelt]

That's what I get for not studying 40k xd

Bell teleport = Beleport? 🤔🤔🤔

[upbeat parcel]

today i learned that slugs eat random poxwalkers

[mossy coral]

yeah, it heals them a little bit

[dreamy olive]

Just a lil nibble

[gentle delta]

I love his hesitancy to chew it down, like "Huh, this is... okay."

[dreamy olive]

slurped up like a sketti noodle

[late escarp]

Sounds like some Ogryn logic.
It's a Bellport, one of the greatest technologic mystery for all Adeptus Mechanicus

[celest smelt]

It's a Bell-a-port

[graceful summit]

Bell-report

💀

[full cypress]

"Promotions for everyone"

CHRIST LMAO

[pale locust]

"boss"

[old quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468992143227355136/1184955522395426836/Fred_gaming.mp4?ex=658ddad3&is=657b65d3&hm=614e05a3ec708f052caa807024bb67732ddd280c60653bf9b37fc27210ff15a6&
least epic psyker gaming

[celest smelt]

Are most folks focusing Rinda or Rodin for hard mode runs?

[pale locust]

great tech

[full cypress]

I've seen most agree that Rodin is the main target

since his plasma-spam is ASS

[unique galleon]

The squads I’ve joined always seem to focus on Rinda more

[coarse island]

Yeah plasma is easier to dodge and bully into submission once the other sibling is dead imo

[dull flax]

What? You mean a gun that insta strips all toughness + mine spam that nukes your health fucks you up more than a sword?

[dull flax]

That's because she's in people's face all the time. She's like the zealots, run in and die

[full cypress]

Lore accurate

[gentle delta]

Its not even just that, its the consistent knock back it does plus how rapidly he fires it

Actually really obnxious

You can get stuck in a corner if both twins are on top of you

[full cypress]

the moment you lose two teammates its joever

[dull flax]

Meanwhile Rodin (cough middle tree vet cough) is at the back spamming plasma, spamming grenades, using a good twin blast, and is teammate oriented (he actually cares if his sister dies)

[gentle delta]

Unless you're ChocoB

[dull flax]

Damn

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hawley-joe-hawley-its-joever-joever-gif-18282355701517291166

[full cypress]

[gentle delta]

Rodin is based, but Rinda is hot

So like it kinda evens out

[dull flax]

Smelly
Gross
Dominant
Will murder you
Yep, checks out, she's hot. Based approve.

[gentle delta]

She's tall
Confident
Probably muscular

[dull flax]

Perfect girl

[gentle delta]

Remove the gross Nurgle blessings and she's absolutely the ideal woman

[gentle delta]

Has no idea what will happen if he attempts to flirt with her

[unique galleon]

Can’t wait to be tag teamed by her and her brother

[pale locust]

me and the boys en route to orthus offensive for 50th time (we're big fans of rindalina)

[unique galleon]

It’ll be like all those cheesy romantic Netflix movies

[gentle delta]

Im that nerd guy in every rom com that gets rejected and is picked on until the very end when I get myself an Amazon woman as my GF

Except said Amazon woman is probably a cannibal

[surreal jackal]

Rinda invites you for a romantic date at the cauldron

her brother will be there (not optional)

[gentle delta]

He can watch.

[unique galleon]

I bet they are just as toxic as the siblings from that one indie game

[full cypress]

Also

she says she'll feed you to her poxhounds

pretty romantic

[surreal jackal]

i took a closer look at the arena the fight takes place in and seemingly we are fighting on top of said cauldron

[gentle delta]

Wait....

Woman
Dogs
Pack it up boys.....

[surreal jackal]

if the body filled goop floor is any indication

[unique galleon]

Oh look it’s the Karnak Twins

[gentle delta]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[dull flax]

I can fix her

[unique galleon]

They are romantically take me out on a date (they are gonna subject me to ungodly amounts of torture)

[nimble stag]

Me (the emperors silliest fella) attempting to rizz up my girl rinda for some of that ||nurlgussy|| (I will be violently dismembered)

[gentle delta]

The Emperor's strongest standing proudly in front of one of Nurgle's greatest warriors (he is looking respectfully)

[pale locust]

let's sanitize this with a vintage hadron meme

[unique galleon]

Me asking Rodian if he Tops or bottoms (He is gonna disintegrate my face with his plasma gun):

[dull flax]

I have fallen to chaos now, sorry. (Hardon did not threaten to murder me enough)

[gentle delta]

"Hey babe, you top or bottom?"

[surreal jackal]

Rodin is the lazier one

[pale locust]

"ew I don't play LoL fuck off"

[surreal jackal]

Rinda will charge at you from across the entire map at hyper speed to deck you in the face

Rodin will instead just shoot you

[gentle delta]

😔 Is ass blasted into the warp via plasma gun

[pale locust]

he arguably looks very cool while doing so
the slow walk with the arm outstretched is rad

[celest smelt]

I've only done 1 successful hard mode so far and we focused Rodin first

[dull flax]

I'm going to say 'what with?' but don't respond because I feel like we're slowly approaching the limit here

[unique galleon]

Thank you everyone I am now gonna write a fanfic of the Karnak twins
Expect content soon

[pale locust]

yes you are

[green heron]

[gentle delta]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[surreal jackal]

im honestly amazed at the level of patience the wardens have

[dull flax]

I still need to write my warhammer x mass effect fic

Also

Fuck yeah

ping me if you write it

[green heron]

That would've been fine if it was ONE of the Karnak Twins

You said OF the Karnak Twins

[pale locust]

trying to land a line between letting people have a giggle and #darktide-memes

[unique galleon]

I meant Y/N and the Twins

Mis input

[green heron]

I'll be watching you......

[celest smelt]

I never went into darktide-memes before it got exterminatused, I'm kinda curious about what went on there but not actually that curious

[unique galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-fast-gif-25577869

[dull flax]

I feel like if it goes off topic for about ten minutes or goes too far it's time to break up the party. So about now, everyone! Go home!

[pale locust]

convo above but unironic

[unique galleon]

Fr

[celest smelt]

So like, darktide-adjacent but also despicable

[unique galleon]

Hello Community this is FatShark CM and welcome to newest Update Darktide Sex Update
Featuring a 45 Hour long Romance scene between your reject and the Karnak Twins

I’ll stop and go home rn

I need to touch grass

GRASSSSS

[pale locust]

did you think you could hide your true nature from me

[green heron]

"Take your shirt off reject."

[unique galleon]

Daddy Rannick I’m sorry plz don’t Punish me 😭

[pale locust]

I'm just happy he has dialogue and convos in the warren mission
it's cool that all these NPCs now get more stuff to do

[dull flax]

I was listening to the mission, for karking sake, I heard you try and flirt with them. While you do need to work on your pickup lines, I'm afraid to say you won't get the chance.

[gentle delta]

"Oh yes, you got quite an ass on you alright. See, that's what Morrow is talking about. Spread your ass, acolyte. You can do the dump shaker? The rump shaker? Give me the rump shaker, acolyte."

[unique galleon]

You have no idea how hard I’m laughing rn

[dull flax]

Those words were so horrible you deserve deletion.

[unique galleon]

Darktide

THUG SHAKER UPDATE

[gentle delta]

Good, Im glad that made you laugh

[nimble stag]

I feel like it could be made more 40k though

The heretic shaker?

[gentle delta]

Probably but I need to know more of Rannick's way of speaking

[green heron]

SOMEONE CALL FO' A SHAKE?

[pale locust]

give me the ascension riser

[gentle delta]

YES

[unique galleon]

It’s just your caked up Reject being followed by Scabs

[pale locust]

the habzone 60-09

[nimble stag]

The reject shaker

[gentle delta]

Hablock shaker